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We have with us today a man who
is so much a part of the culture...
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that he scarcely needs
an introduction.
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Pootie Tang.
Good to have you here with us.
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Sepatown.
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You've had incredible success...
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and you've had it
in a variety of fields--
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music, films,
martial arts, pottery.
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How do you do it?
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Well, Bob, I'm a pone toni.
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- Got my dillies on a peppatain.
- I hear that.
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Now, Pootie, a lot of young artists
say that you are their inspiration.
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Well, I can't say
the nay-no, my brother.
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Wa-da-tah.
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You got a new movie
coming out, right?
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Yeah. Yes, it's called
Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine.
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- And who's in it besides yourself?
- Oh, well, there's Trucky...
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Bad Bitty, Dirty Dee...
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Lacey, J B...
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Biggie Shorty
and Robert Vaughn.
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- You have a clip to show us?
- Yeah, baby.
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All right, let's take
a look then at this clip...
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from Pootie Tang's new movie,
Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine.
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It was the year 2001.
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It was the best of times.
It was the worst of times.
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The big city was thriving,
but the inner city was dying.
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Who was killing it?
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This man. Dick Lecter.
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The head
of corporate America.
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But the people had hope because
they knew that there was one man...
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who could fight the power.
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One man who could stop
the madness.
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One man who could beat
Dick Lecter like the LAPD.
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And that man--
that man was Pootie Tang.
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See that guy?
That's Bad Bitty.
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The baddest drug dealer
in town.
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Hey, Bad Bitty,
here comes Dirty Dee.
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Dirty bastard!
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That's Dirty Dee,
the dirtiest dude around.
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He handles all
of corporate America's dirty work.
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Next to Dirty Dee,
that's Froggy, the Enforcer.
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Yo, Bad Bitty!
How you be?
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I'm bad, Dirty Dee.
You're still dirty, I can see.
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Let's deal, baby.
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- You got yours?
- Froggy.
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- It's dirty money.
- You got yours?
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Right!
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But how do I know
if they any good?
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Let's test'em out.
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Hey, kid! Come over here!
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That's kid,
the dumbest kidin town.
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- What you want, mister?
- Here. Have some of this.
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- Is it candy?
- Told you.
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Yeah. It's the kind of candy
that you smoke out of a pipe.
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Pipe candy.
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Capachow.
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Yea! Pootie Tang.
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You a baddy
daddy lamatai tebby chai.
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Get that Pootie!
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That's a canapan,
all the way down.
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You mother--
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Shut up, bitch!
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Okay, I quit.
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My face!
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Run, Pootie!
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Aw, hell!
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Come on!
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Get out! Get out!
Get out! Out!
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Yeah.
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No car wash.
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No soap! No soap!
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Sa da tay.
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He's got it all
He's on the money
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And he's maintained
He knows what he wants
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He's got it all
He'll sine your pitty
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And it's no thang
He's that Pootie Tang
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Somebody's on the floor
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It's another
smooth-talkin' brother
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Everybody's lookin' at him
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As he puts his tie down
the ladies on the dance floor
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He's got the whole world
wrapped around his finger
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A one-woman man
and you know he understands
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Casanova with a fancy car
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You can tell
he's gonna go all night
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He's got it all
He's on the money
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And he's maintained
He knows what he wants
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He's got it all
He'll sine your pitty
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And it's no thang
He's that Pootie Tang
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He's hip to the core
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Got a belt buckle locket
You know where he got it
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He's a player by trade
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And you can see him on the corner
doing business on his tippi tai
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He's the C.E.O.
of his own world
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He commands R
-E
-S
-P
-E
-C
- T
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And you know he's
good to go all night
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He's got it all
He's on the money
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And he's maintained
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He knows what he wants
He's got it all
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He'll sine your pitty
And it's no thang
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He's that Pootie Tang
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Turnin' heads
Can't let'em take ya
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Pootie be packin' Crys
and ladies be payin' paper
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Let me see you
do your thing
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Turnin' heads
Can't let'em take ya
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Pootie be packin' Crys
and ladies be payin' paper
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Yeah, yeah, yeah
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He's got it all
He's on the money
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And he's maintained
He knows what he wants
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He's got it all
He'll sine your pitty
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And it's no thang
He's that Pootie Tang
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Pootie Tang was born in a small town
outside of Gary, lndiana.
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And that town
was called Chicago.
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As he grew...
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everyone noticed something different
about the way Pootie would talk.
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It baffled everyone--
doctors, scientists.
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Let me break it down
to you like this.
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Pootie Tang is, was
and will always be...
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too cool for words.
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Pootie Tang was
the most popular kidin town.
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We didn't always know
what he was saying...
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but we always knew
what he meant.
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Like I knew I was his best friend.
That's me. Trust me.
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Yeah, he had
a special effect on people...
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especially on the ladies.
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Not girls.
Grown-ass women.
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- Hiya, Pootie Tang.
- I'm a tine cappy, my damie.
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- All right, Pootie Tang.
- But for some of the ladies...
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Pootie was just
too hot to handle.
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Damn you, Pootie Tang!
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I can't take no more of this!
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Who do you think you are,
treatin' me this way?
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I've had it with you! You hear me
talkin' to you with your nappy head!
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This is it!
I'm finished with you!
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Get out of my life,
Pootie Tang!
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You think I'm jokin'?
Take your shit!
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Take your shit and get out,
Pootie Tang! I'm sick of you!
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Pootie-
- Pootie, don't go.
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Pootie Tang
was an only child.
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His father, Daddy Tang,
worked hard to raise Pootie right.
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He had this belt.
He was so fast with that belt...
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that before Pootie could do wrong,
Daddy Tang would set him right.
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Don't you grab them peas
without askin' your mama, boy.
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May I dane on the cherries,
Mama Di?
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Yes, you may, Pootie Tang.
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That's better.
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You got to have respect
to get respect, Pootie Tang.
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So, do you have any girlfriends
at school, Pootie?
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Aw, Mama Di. There's a sine
tippi in a classi-ti.
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She's a cole toni.
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Don't you talk dirty
to your mama, boy.
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Always got your head
in them girls.
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You need to have
your head in the books.
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Leave the ladies alone.
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And that's the way it was.
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Daddy Tang and his belt
was always there...
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teaching Pootie the difference
between good and bad.
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Now, when I say he was always there,
I mean he was always there.
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Hey, Pootie, let's
steal some apples.
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When Pootie was only six,
his mother died...
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Leaving him
and his father alone.
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- Pootie was very sad.
- I know, son.
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But his father
was a comfort to him.
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Don't slurp your soup
in here, boy.
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Two weeks later,
another terrible tragedy.
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His father was fatally injured
at the steel mill.
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What the fu--
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Gorilla! Gorilla!
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It was incredible.
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Only the third man to be mauled
by a gorilla at that steel mill.
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On his deathbed, Daddy Tang
had Pootie make a solemn promise.
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Pootie...
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I know
I brought you up tough...
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but that's
'cause I love you.
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It's tough
out there, Pootie.
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You got drugs,
crime, gorillas.
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Yeah.
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I ain't gonna be here much longer,
so I'm gonna give you this.
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Pootie, that's my belt.
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As long as you got
right on your side...
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you could whoop anyone's ass
with just that belt.
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I know
you love the ladies...
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and Lord knows
the ladies love you.
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Don't let the ladies
come between you and the belt.
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Those were Daddy Tang's
last words.:
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"Don't let the ladies
come between you and the belt."
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But there was something
else about the ladies...
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that Daddy Tang forgot
to tell little Pootie.
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Pootie Tang
turned out just fine.
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Daddy Tang
would have been proud.
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Pootie had it all--
hit records, movies...
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magazine covers, fancy cars...
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famous friends, beautiful
custom-made clothes...
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and ladies, ladies, ladies.
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Through it all, I was right there
by his side. That's me. Trucky.
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And that's my man,
Pootie Tang.
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Big-time celebrity,
ass-kickin' crime fighter...
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and role model
to the children.
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Pootie Tang has a message...
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for the children of America...
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so you better
wapatah to the bammies 'cause:
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Pootie says cigarettes and fast-food
burgers are bad like netatai.
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Don't drink malt liquor 'cause you
don't need to 'cause you're okay.
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Sa da tay. Also, eat
all your vegetables...
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and don't bang the dillies.
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That's Frank,
Dick Lecter's right-handman.
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So what do we care?
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We care because
he's making these.
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People have been making PSAs
for years. Hasn't made a difference.
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Eddie, hit me
with those figures.
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Since the inception
of Pootie Tang's PSA campaign...
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sales of Lecter burgers
are down 30%...
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Lecter cigarettes
down 20%...
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and Lecter whiskey...
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almost out of business.
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For the first time, somebody's getting
to these kids, and it's killing us.
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It's killing us.
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It's killing us.
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Hello, Mr. Lecter.
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Frank, I have a job for you.
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Yes, sir.
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I tell you, man, Pootie Tang
is one bad brother, man.
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That's J.B. and Lacey.
We make up Pootie's crew.
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Pootie Tang will draw you a picture
of how he's gonna kick your ass...
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then mail it to you
ten days in advance.
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The picture
gets there, right?
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You go,
"What the hell is this?"
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Then Pootie Tang knocks on your
door, properly kicks your ass...
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and you still won't know
what happened to you.
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You got that right.
He is a kick-ass artiste.
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Know what I'm sayin'?
He like the Da Vinci of ass-kicking.
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That sounds kind of good. Pootie
Tang, the Da Vinci of ass-kicking.
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Aw, man, Pootie Tang
whoop your ass so bad...
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that you could
write it off on your taxes.
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That's right. You got right here,
ass-whooping number one...
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ass-whooping number two.
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This here, you can't write that
off. That's just gettin' beat up.
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I like to also add that Pootie Tang
can kick some ass too, boy.
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Oh, here come Pootie Tang now.
Hey! Pootie Tang! All right!
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- We was just talkin' about you.
- All right, Pootie Tang!
239
00:16:20,225 --> 00:16:23,145
Pootie Tang, you going to Biggie
Shorty's party tomorrow, man?
240
00:16:23,228 --> 00:16:25,772
I guess you're wonderin',
who is Biggie Shorty?
241
00:16:30,569 --> 00:16:31,528
I'm Biggie Shorty.
242
00:16:33,113 --> 00:16:35,532
Let me tell you
about me and Pootie Tang.
243
00:16:37,618 --> 00:16:41,872
Since the very day we met,
I knew Pootie was to be my man.
244
00:16:45,209 --> 00:16:47,586
I knew all I had
to do was wait...
245
00:16:50,756 --> 00:16:54,551
and one day all that bullshit
would catch up with Pootie...
246
00:16:54,593 --> 00:16:56,637
and he would be mine.
247
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,972
Hey, man, you going to Biggie
Shorty's party tomorrow, man?
248
00:16:59,056 --> 00:17:00,891
Ranacan.
249
00:17:02,017 --> 00:17:05,437
- We gonna party tomorrow, man.
- There's gonna be bitches there.
250
00:17:07,731 --> 00:17:11,151
You right. You right. Respect
the women. Respect the women.
251
00:17:17,449 --> 00:17:20,911
- Look at that car!
- Damn that car big!
252
00:17:20,994 --> 00:17:24,414
And long
like an old snake.
253
00:17:24,456 --> 00:17:26,959
Man, that car's so big,
it's got its own sky.
254
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,920
Yeah, it's big too.
255
00:17:30,963 --> 00:17:33,507
- Keep it running.
- Yes, sir.
256
00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:35,592
Hiya, fellas.
257
00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:38,512
- Kinda hot for a hootenanny, huh?
- You hear that?
258
00:17:38,595 --> 00:17:42,224
A hootenanny? What the hell
is a damn hootenanny?
259
00:17:42,307 --> 00:17:45,310
I'm looking
for Pootie Tang.
260
00:17:45,394 --> 00:17:48,438
Pootie Tang? What you want
with Pootie Tang?
261
00:17:48,522 --> 00:17:52,150
I need to talk to him.
262
00:17:53,318 --> 00:17:55,112
All right, look, Pootie.
263
00:17:55,153 --> 00:17:58,156
I'm a representative of Lecter Corp.
Do you know what that is?
264
00:17:59,366 --> 00:18:01,493
Great.
Well, Dick Lecter...
265
00:18:01,577 --> 00:18:05,122
the CEO, mind you,
of Lecter Corp., he likes you.
266
00:18:05,205 --> 00:18:09,376
He likes you, Pootie, and he wants
to make you a very rich, rich man.
267
00:18:09,459 --> 00:18:13,338
I have a contract here
for Pootie to endorse.
268
00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:16,300
Tasty Heavy
Pork Chunk Cereal.
269
00:18:16,341 --> 00:18:19,052
It's delicious. It's a wonderful
product. Kids love it.
270
00:18:19,136 --> 00:18:23,056
And kids love you.
We just wanna put that together.
271
00:18:26,518 --> 00:18:28,854
That's a canapan
to the semachai.
272
00:18:28,937 --> 00:18:31,440
I didn't even tell you
how much it pays, Pootie.
273
00:18:31,523 --> 00:18:34,401
Twenty million dollars
to sign with us for just one year.
274
00:18:34,484 --> 00:18:37,779
Oh, what do you say,
Pootie?
275
00:18:37,863 --> 00:18:40,115
I got to say
the nay-no, my brother.
276
00:18:40,199 --> 00:18:42,910
- Wa-da-tah.
- Wa-da-tah?
277
00:18:42,993 --> 00:18:46,580
How do you say the nay-no
to 20 million? Why?
278
00:18:46,663 --> 00:18:50,250
Maybe Pootie don't wanna sign
because he knows you're full of it.
279
00:18:50,334 --> 00:18:54,755
Yeah. First of all, he knows
that cereal's full of sugar.
280
00:18:54,838 --> 00:18:57,841
And number two, that's not all
that you guys sell.
281
00:18:57,883 --> 00:19:03,555
You sell cigarettes, whiskey,
Bad Time burgers, switchblades.
282
00:19:03,639 --> 00:19:08,143
It also says here that you will no
longer have Pootie doing PSA's...
283
00:19:08,227 --> 00:19:10,938
telling the kids to eat
healthy and to be smart.
284
00:19:11,021 --> 00:19:13,148
Well, sure, exclusivity
goes without saying.
285
00:19:13,232 --> 00:19:16,860
I'm sure your ugly intentions
go without saying.
286
00:19:16,944 --> 00:19:18,904
Take a walk, money man.
287
00:19:23,116 --> 00:19:28,163
See, my damie, Pootie Tang don't
wa-da-tah to the shama cow...
288
00:19:28,247 --> 00:19:32,209
'cause that's a cama
cama leepa-chaiii, dig?
289
00:19:32,292 --> 00:19:35,462
Hey, Tang, to you, they're children.
To me, they're dollar signs.
290
00:19:40,926 --> 00:19:42,219
Cover your grill.
291
00:19:42,302 --> 00:19:43,762
Sa da tay!
292
00:19:50,102 --> 00:19:51,103
Aw, man!
293
00:19:51,144 --> 00:19:53,522
You funny, man.
You are a funny man.
294
00:19:53,605 --> 00:19:55,524
You's a wild boy.
295
00:19:55,607 --> 00:19:58,318
Pootie smacked the taste
out of Frank's mouth.
296
00:19:58,402 --> 00:20:00,988
Oh, man, that
was funny to us.
297
00:20:01,071 --> 00:20:06,034
But there was one man
who was not laughing at all.
298
00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:10,080
Pootie Tang goes out there
and makes everybody love him.
299
00:20:11,248 --> 00:20:15,085
He tells them
not to buy my products.
300
00:20:15,127 --> 00:20:17,087
He steals from me.
301
00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:19,089
And what do I do?
302
00:20:19,131 --> 00:20:24,428
I say take my money. Here.
Take it. Fine. Huh?
303
00:20:24,511 --> 00:20:26,471
And he says no.
304
00:20:26,513 --> 00:20:28,974
I guess you're wondering,
who is this bitch here?
305
00:20:29,016 --> 00:20:32,186
That's lreenie,
Dick Lecter's main squeeze...
306
00:20:32,269 --> 00:20:35,314
and the most dangerous
woman on the planet.
307
00:20:35,397 --> 00:20:38,525
Now, she don't look it,
but she can bring any man down.
308
00:20:38,609 --> 00:20:41,820
I know what makes
Pootie Tang...
309
00:20:41,904 --> 00:20:46,200
tick, tock, tick.
310
00:21:02,341 --> 00:21:05,469
That's cool. All right.
311
00:21:06,428 --> 00:21:09,056
Cut the drums too.
312
00:21:13,727 --> 00:21:16,355
It's all gone now, Pootie.
What do you wanna do?
313
00:21:17,356 --> 00:21:19,066
Lepa time.
314
00:21:23,403 --> 00:21:25,364
What's he got on his mind?
315
00:21:25,405 --> 00:21:27,824
We're starting
from scratch, I guess.
316
00:21:27,866 --> 00:21:29,993
Pootie knows what Pootie do.
317
00:21:30,035 --> 00:21:31,995
This is gonna be good.
318
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:38,335
Okay, Pootie, I'll play back
the levels the way you set them.
319
00:21:38,377 --> 00:21:41,713
No instruments, no vocals,
no levels, everything silent.
320
00:21:41,797 --> 00:21:43,549
Set it on me. Bleed.
321
00:22:04,194 --> 00:22:07,948
Pootie don't need no words.
Don't even need no music.
322
00:22:22,796 --> 00:22:25,382
We have got a hit, baby.
323
00:22:25,465 --> 00:22:27,676
I like it.
Everybody seems to like it.
324
00:22:27,759 --> 00:22:30,387
But right now I got somethin'
I know you all gonna like.
325
00:22:30,470 --> 00:22:33,390
We got the world premiere
from Pootie Tang...
326
00:22:33,432 --> 00:22:35,642
and you know it's gonna
be out of this world.
327
00:22:35,726 --> 00:22:38,812
That's right. 'Causeyou
all loved his last record...
328
00:22:38,896 --> 00:22:41,231
"Sine Your Pitty
on the Runny Kine."
329
00:22:41,315 --> 00:22:43,525
Well, you all gonna
love this new one.
330
00:22:43,609 --> 00:22:46,528
The new one is called--
331
00:22:46,612 --> 00:22:51,658
So let's listen up to the new
record by Pootie Tang called--
332
00:22:51,742 --> 00:22:54,328
From Pootie Tang.
333
00:23:09,218 --> 00:23:10,135
Oh, yeah.
334
00:23:24,525 --> 00:23:27,361
Damn, this is good!
This is good!
335
00:23:27,444 --> 00:23:28,944
Man, Pootie done did it again!
336
00:23:29,793 --> 00:23:31,754
Pootie too good!
Pootie too good!
337
00:23:31,837 --> 00:23:33,756
Pootie too good!
Pootie too good!
338
00:23:38,969 --> 00:23:41,680
Turn that noise down, damn it!
339
00:23:48,312 --> 00:23:53,943
Legendary Pootie Tang has done it
once again with his new song--
340
00:23:55,611 --> 00:23:58,614
Already considered one of
the greatest hits of all time.
341
00:23:58,697 --> 00:24:00,908
- This was the scene earlier...
- Oh, you are so fine.
342
00:24:00,950 --> 00:24:03,369
as fans mobbed Pootie Tang
in the streets...
343
00:24:03,452 --> 00:24:06,121
many saying they hadn't heard
an artist this profound...
344
00:24:06,205 --> 00:24:07,623
since AIB. Sure.
345
00:24:07,706 --> 00:24:10,167
I love you!
346
00:24:16,715 --> 00:24:18,133
Pootie was blowin' up now.
347
00:24:18,217 --> 00:24:21,303
We talkin' big. I mean,
we talkin' "Macarena" big.
348
00:24:21,387 --> 00:24:24,473
We talkin'
electric slide big.
349
00:24:24,556 --> 00:24:27,101
We're talkin' Bentleys
and drinkin' Crys big...
350
00:24:27,184 --> 00:24:28,769
girls in bikini thongs big.
351
00:24:28,852 --> 00:24:32,564
Everybody want a piece of Pootie.
You think I'm playin'?
352
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:37,403
Here we go, baby.
Come on. Get up here.
353
00:24:46,829 --> 00:24:50,124
Aiight!
354
00:24:50,165 --> 00:24:52,876
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
355
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,337
We got Pootie Tang
in the house tonight.
356
00:24:57,673 --> 00:24:59,091
Come on up, Pootie.
Come on.
357
00:24:59,174 --> 00:25:01,093
I need you to sing
a song with me.
358
00:25:01,176 --> 00:25:02,469
Beloved.
359
00:25:05,389 --> 00:25:07,683
I love you,
Pootie Tang. Damn.
360
00:25:07,766 --> 00:25:09,977
That's a batu shane,
my tellie.
361
00:25:12,062 --> 00:25:14,773
I'm
362
00:25:14,857 --> 00:25:19,028
Falling in love
with you
363
00:25:19,111 --> 00:25:22,656
Because you are
my man so right
364
00:25:23,490 --> 00:25:26,785
Tippi tai on my capa-town
365
00:25:29,079 --> 00:25:31,206
And I'm
366
00:25:31,290 --> 00:25:33,000
Oh, yeah
367
00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:37,212
Thinking of only you
368
00:25:37,296 --> 00:25:41,717
Because you move me
so right
369
00:25:43,469 --> 00:25:45,054
All around my damie
370
00:25:48,724 --> 00:25:50,726
I feel you
371
00:25:50,809 --> 00:25:53,687
All on me, baby
372
00:25:53,729 --> 00:25:57,566
I got you
I got you, baby
373
00:26:02,738 --> 00:26:06,033
Whoa, yeah, yeah
374
00:26:09,244 --> 00:26:11,580
On my clammy dees
375
00:26:13,582 --> 00:26:15,334
On my damie kings
376
00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:16,835
I'm a cry the pooster
377
00:26:16,919 --> 00:26:18,504
I'm a cry the pooster
378
00:26:24,343 --> 00:26:26,887
Pootie Tang
up in this joint tonight.
379
00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:07,636
I love you. I want you.
380
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,638
Oh, take me with you.
Please, Pootie.
381
00:27:09,722 --> 00:27:13,142
Pootie, please. Please.
382
00:27:13,183 --> 00:27:15,894
Wait! Oh! Pootie!
383
00:27:15,978 --> 00:27:18,355
Wait!
384
00:27:18,439 --> 00:27:20,983
Oh, Pootie, I love you.
385
00:27:21,066 --> 00:27:23,527
I want you.
I love you, Pootie.
386
00:27:23,611 --> 00:27:25,029
Please!
387
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,426
Don't leave me out here
in my lonesome.
388
00:27:49,595 --> 00:27:51,513
Give a girl something!
389
00:27:53,098 --> 00:27:55,184
It's not right.
390
00:28:17,915 --> 00:28:21,335
She's fine!
Why did Pootie pass that up?
391
00:28:21,377 --> 00:28:24,838
'Cause she's crazy. Look at her,
licking milk out of a bowl.
392
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:29,134
Oh, Pootie Tang, you gonna
sine that pitty Pootie Tang
393
00:28:37,518 --> 00:28:41,522
- All right!
- Bata shane, my dillie?
394
00:28:41,563 --> 00:28:43,565
Same as always, baby.
395
00:28:43,607 --> 00:28:45,067
You come by tomorrow.
396
00:28:45,109 --> 00:28:49,738
We gonna have a party!
397
00:28:49,822 --> 00:28:53,701
Talk about
all the sisters and me.
398
00:28:53,742 --> 00:28:56,245
You gonna be there?
399
00:28:56,287 --> 00:28:58,247
All right, Pootie!
400
00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:14,388
Hey, young boys.
401
00:29:14,430 --> 00:29:18,017
Hey, look at her, man.
402
00:29:19,393 --> 00:29:22,271
Pink lady.
403
00:29:22,354 --> 00:29:25,232
Pull up, man. Pull up.
404
00:29:25,274 --> 00:29:27,234
Pull up!
405
00:29:41,624 --> 00:29:43,042
What you want?
406
00:29:48,297 --> 00:29:52,092
- You want somethin'?
- Yes, baby, I want it.
407
00:29:53,052 --> 00:29:54,261
What you want?
408
00:29:54,303 --> 00:29:57,640
I want you to do
the two of us.
409
00:29:57,723 --> 00:29:59,975
How much?
410
00:30:02,478 --> 00:30:04,605
Hey, baby,
what's your problem?
411
00:30:05,356 --> 00:30:07,316
Just 'cause a girl
like to dress fancy...
412
00:30:07,358 --> 00:30:09,318
and stand on a street corner
near some whores...
413
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,320
you automatically
think she's hooking?
414
00:30:11,362 --> 00:30:13,113
Wouldn't you?
415
00:30:13,197 --> 00:30:15,157
No, I wouldn't.
416
00:30:15,199 --> 00:30:18,243
I'm a lady,
you greasy bastard.
417
00:30:27,086 --> 00:30:30,673
Oh, yeah! Pootie Tang
and his boys are here!
418
00:30:41,684 --> 00:30:44,853
Yo, man, a Biggie Shorty party
is exclusive, man.
419
00:30:44,937 --> 00:30:47,398
They don't let nobody
in a Biggie Shorty party.
420
00:30:47,481 --> 00:30:50,651
They got a line around the block.
Ain't nobody in, man.
421
00:30:50,734 --> 00:30:53,988
You know what? Nobody we know
can get in this party, man.
422
00:30:54,071 --> 00:30:57,074
They don't let no light in.
They don't let no electricity in.
423
00:30:57,157 --> 00:30:59,952
They don't let no water in.
They don't let no air in.
424
00:31:00,035 --> 00:31:03,956
Air is going, "Man, I'm air.
I'm on the list. Let me in."
425
00:31:04,039 --> 00:31:07,459
And they won't let air in.
And you know air gets in everywhere.
426
00:31:07,543 --> 00:31:10,671
That's how exclusive
a Biggie Shorty party is.
427
00:31:10,754 --> 00:31:13,716
You know what else?
It's hard to get in too.
428
00:31:16,593 --> 00:31:18,887
I hate you!
429
00:31:18,971 --> 00:31:22,182
Go, Trucky! Go, Trucky!
430
00:31:22,224 --> 00:31:26,854
Go, Trucky! Go, Trucky!
Go, Trucky! Go, Trucky!
431
00:31:26,895 --> 00:31:28,856
Go, Trucky!
432
00:31:37,948 --> 00:31:42,870
Pretty girl. Pretty girl.
433
00:31:42,911 --> 00:31:44,413
Where you go, girl?
434
00:31:46,457 --> 00:31:51,712
Pootie, you are the sexiest
bastard on God's green earth.
435
00:31:51,795 --> 00:31:54,465
- Yeah.
- I tell you, though.
436
00:31:54,548 --> 00:31:57,426
Someday I'm gonna get me
a piece of you myself.
437
00:31:57,926 --> 00:32:01,430
- Sepatown.
- Sepatown, my ass.
438
00:32:01,513 --> 00:32:04,516
You gonna be inside
of a bed with me someday.
439
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:09,021
You mark my words,
you skinny, wonderful man.
440
00:32:10,564 --> 00:32:12,858
Pretty girl!
441
00:32:12,942 --> 00:32:14,860
Pretty girl!
442
00:32:14,944 --> 00:32:17,571
Sexy!
443
00:32:17,655 --> 00:32:21,241
Pretty girl? Pretty girl!
444
00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:24,828
How does a woman
get to you anyway?
445
00:32:24,912 --> 00:32:27,873
It's like a state secret.
446
00:32:27,957 --> 00:32:31,543
How to bed Pootie Tang.
447
00:32:32,336 --> 00:32:35,547
Get off him already.
He don't want none of your mess.
448
00:32:40,761 --> 00:32:43,555
I tell you what, Pootie.
449
00:32:43,639 --> 00:32:47,226
Someday you gonna meet
your match in a woman.
450
00:32:47,309 --> 00:32:51,647
Someday you gonna meet
the Darth Vader of T. and A.
451
00:32:51,730 --> 00:32:56,277
Some woman's gonna kick
your ass and love you to death...
452
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,946
and then you gonna be
lying in the Dumpster...
453
00:32:59,029 --> 00:33:02,116
done banged to death
by the dark side of love.
454
00:33:03,242 --> 00:33:05,452
And on that day, Pootie...
455
00:33:06,787 --> 00:33:09,832
I'm gonna be there.
456
00:33:09,915 --> 00:33:15,129
And I'm gonna make
sweet love to you.
457
00:33:16,046 --> 00:33:17,131
Sexy girl!
458
00:33:17,172 --> 00:33:19,133
- Damn, man.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
459
00:33:19,174 --> 00:33:22,594
I thought she was
somebody else, man. I'm sorry.
460
00:33:22,678 --> 00:33:25,723
I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry.
461
00:33:29,602 --> 00:33:31,186
Damn. I didn't get
your name, did l?
462
00:33:33,981 --> 00:33:37,443
Damn. Do I know you?
463
00:33:37,526 --> 00:33:38,986
Do you want me
to pull your legs off?
464
00:33:39,028 --> 00:33:41,322
- Pardon me?
- You wanna make out?
465
00:33:41,363 --> 00:33:45,451
I might enjoy that.
I just might enjoy that.
466
00:33:45,534 --> 00:33:50,205
I might enjoy that. You know,
I just might enjoy that.
467
00:33:56,211 --> 00:33:58,631
Shut up!
468
00:33:59,757 --> 00:34:02,343
Okay, wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
469
00:34:02,426 --> 00:34:04,887
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute!
470
00:34:04,970 --> 00:34:08,557
Look here. Call me a sissy,
but you need to stop, baby.
471
00:34:08,641 --> 00:34:10,559
You are tearing me apart.
You're killing me.
472
00:34:10,643 --> 00:34:12,561
- You want me to stop?
- Well, yes, I do.
473
00:34:12,645 --> 00:34:16,398
Okay, then,
you tell me something.
474
00:34:16,482 --> 00:34:20,069
- What do you wanna know?
- What's Pootie's secret?
475
00:34:22,988 --> 00:34:24,031
I can't tell you that.
476
00:34:24,114 --> 00:34:27,576
Now, I would never do
anything to hurt Pootie Tang.
477
00:34:27,618 --> 00:34:31,330
But like I said, Ireenie knew
how to break a brother down.
478
00:34:31,413 --> 00:34:34,541
- I can't tell you that.
- You can't? All right.
479
00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:42,257
Okay, wait. I'll tell you.
480
00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:45,427
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you. I'll tell you.
481
00:34:45,511 --> 00:34:47,888
It's the belt.
It's the belt.
482
00:34:47,930 --> 00:34:50,099
It's magical.
483
00:34:50,182 --> 00:34:53,727
He can kick anybody's ass
with that damn belt.
484
00:35:03,686 --> 00:35:06,188
Yeah. Give me your money,
you fancy pants bastard...
485
00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:08,983
or I'll stick this
in you deep.
486
00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:11,944
Wa-da-tah,
my damie.
487
00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:15,864
Hey, I'm not your damie. Now, give
me your cash. I know you got it.
488
00:35:19,076 --> 00:35:23,205
Hey, I told you to back off!
489
00:35:37,094 --> 00:35:39,847
Pootie, the craziest thing
just happened to me.
490
00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:43,934
I'm in the club, man.
I'm-- Pootie, look out.
491
00:35:44,018 --> 00:35:48,147
Bang! Bang! Bang!
492
00:36:00,117 --> 00:36:03,203
Pootie?
Everything under control?
493
00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:08,375
Kayed a brother, di.
494
00:36:08,459 --> 00:36:10,878
Kayed a brother, di!
495
00:36:10,961 --> 00:36:13,505
I'm a shamey day!
496
00:36:13,589 --> 00:36:15,883
I'm a shamey day!
497
00:36:18,427 --> 00:36:21,639
Oh, it hurts Pootie
to kill a man...
498
00:36:21,722 --> 00:36:23,891
but he knows
he's got to do it.
499
00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:26,685
But it hurts him so bad...
500
00:36:26,769 --> 00:36:28,687
to right those wrongs.
501
00:36:28,771 --> 00:36:31,065
My man Pootie Tang!
502
00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:42,034
Come back
on the bettie tai!
503
00:36:42,076 --> 00:36:45,079
Come back on
the bettie tai!
504
00:36:45,162 --> 00:36:48,457
Come back
on the bettie tai!
505
00:36:56,298 --> 00:36:59,301
Hey, all right, my damie.
506
00:36:59,426 --> 00:37:03,305
Why didn't Trucky tell Pootie that
he told Ireenie all his business?
507
00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:04,890
Just runnin' his mouth.
508
00:37:04,974 --> 00:37:07,977
I guess when you see a man
being brought back from the dead...
509
00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:09,979
you forget shit.
510
00:37:10,062 --> 00:37:12,106
Or maybe you just
a dumb-ass.
511
00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:23,409
Stop the movie. Remember when
Daddy Tang told little Pootie--
512
00:37:23,492 --> 00:37:27,496
Don't let the ladies
come between you and the belt.
513
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:31,792
Well, what Daddy Tang forgot to tell
Pootie was about his only weakness.:
514
00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:32,835
ho's.
515
00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:36,130
Even Pootie Tang's belt
was no match for Ireenie.
516
00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:39,925
You can't beat a ho' with a belt.
They like that shit.
517
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:58,986
I'm sorry.
Did my cart hit your cart?
518
00:37:59,028 --> 00:38:02,698
I'm so sorry about that.
519
00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:13,375
Did I hurt you?
520
00:38:13,417 --> 00:38:16,128
Oh, what a drag.
521
00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:18,756
Again, I am...
522
00:38:18,839 --> 00:38:21,425
very sorry!
523
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:49,203
Pootie, will you do
something for me?
524
00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:52,039
Will you do something
for Ireenie?
525
00:38:55,918 --> 00:38:57,878
Sign your pretty name.
526
00:39:03,092 --> 00:39:05,594
Sign it.
527
00:39:05,636 --> 00:39:09,223
Sign it. Sign it.
528
00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:11,392
Sign it.
529
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,318
He signed it.
530
00:39:28,701 --> 00:39:29,952
He signed it.
531
00:39:30,661 --> 00:39:32,955
He signed it. Oh, God.
532
00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:36,959
Signed it?
Nice job, Ireenie.
533
00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:39,795
You're a damn genius, baby.
534
00:39:40,963 --> 00:39:42,589
"I, Pootie Tang, do surrender
to Lecter Corp...
535
00:39:42,673 --> 00:39:45,926
all the rights to
my image and likeness."
536
00:39:45,968 --> 00:39:47,469
Oh, yes, yes.
537
00:39:47,553 --> 00:39:49,553
"I will whole heartedly endorse
all Lecter Corp. products...
538
00:39:50,180 --> 00:39:52,558
and will do my best to convince
the children of the world...
539
00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:54,977
that the above mentioned
are all clean, safe...
540
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,479
and should be bought
and used by all of them."
541
00:39:57,563 --> 00:40:01,483
No, not
the tippi tais, no.
542
00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:04,778
No, no. You are part of the
corporation, just like us.
543
00:40:05,654 --> 00:40:07,656
Thought you could stay
out of it, huh?
544
00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:11,076
Welcome aboard,
Pootie Tang.
545
00:40:12,786 --> 00:40:14,955
Are you looking
for something, my friend?
546
00:40:15,039 --> 00:40:19,501
Are you?
I've got it all now.
547
00:40:19,543 --> 00:40:23,213
Shocking news today as beloved
Pootie Tang has agreed to endorse...
548
00:40:23,297 --> 00:40:26,592
several controversial
products for Lecter Corp....
549
00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:28,761
the infamous
giant corporation.
550
00:40:28,844 --> 00:40:31,472
Yo, fellas, somethin' on the TV
about Pootie Tang.
551
00:40:31,513 --> 00:40:33,599
Even my kids, man, looked up
to him. You know what I mean?
552
00:40:33,682 --> 00:40:37,436
They don't even look at Dad
like they look at him.
553
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:40,648
But now since he crossed,
man, my little--
554
00:40:40,689 --> 00:40:42,691
my little man came up to me
the other day and was like...
555
00:40:42,733 --> 00:40:44,693
"Man, how could he do
that bullshit, man?
556
00:40:44,735 --> 00:40:46,695
-- that--"
I'm lookin' at him like, "Whoa."
557
00:40:56,538 --> 00:41:00,959
Pootie Tang has made my children
cry. I'll not support him anymore.
558
00:41:01,043 --> 00:41:03,921
Lecter Corp. effectively owns
the name Pootie Tang...
559
00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:07,508
his image and all copyrights
that go along with it.
560
00:41:08,676 --> 00:41:12,846
Mr. Tang agreed to do commercials
endorsing our sneakers...
561
00:41:12,930 --> 00:41:15,516
food products and cigarettes,
whiskey, mace, switchblades...
562
00:41:15,557 --> 00:41:16,517
rat poison.
563
00:41:16,558 --> 00:41:18,519
Mr. Lecter,
can we have a statement--
564
00:41:25,109 --> 00:41:27,027
You know, Biggie Shorty,
I got to say...
565
00:41:27,111 --> 00:41:30,447
I always had a high opinion
of Pootie Tang.
566
00:41:30,531 --> 00:41:33,325
But the way things are going now,
not only has he sold out...
567
00:41:33,409 --> 00:41:35,327
he's scraping
the bottom of the barrel.
568
00:41:35,411 --> 00:41:39,081
Pootie Tang was drugged
by that crazy-ass Ireenie.
569
00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:41,500
- Haven't you been watchin' the film?
- And that's what disturbs me.
570
00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:44,503
He's out there telling kids
not to go to school...
571
00:41:44,586 --> 00:41:47,089
to eat fast food,
to do drugs.
572
00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:50,592
This is not the Pootie Tang I
thought I knew and I used to admire.
573
00:41:50,676 --> 00:41:54,388
- He would never tell kids that.
- You're in denial.
574
00:41:54,471 --> 00:41:56,682
He's out there doing dirt
to his own reputation.
575
00:41:56,724 --> 00:42:00,352
- You don't know Pootie Tang.
- I don't know Pootie Tang?
576
00:42:00,436 --> 00:42:02,354
Believe me,
I know Pootie Tang...
577
00:42:02,438 --> 00:42:04,565
and this is not the Pootie Tang
I thought I knew.
578
00:42:04,648 --> 00:42:07,943
I thought a man of your stature
would have better sense...
579
00:42:08,027 --> 00:42:09,945
than to fall
for no mess like that.
580
00:42:11,947 --> 00:42:14,825
Look, this thing
has all fallen apart.
581
00:42:14,908 --> 00:42:18,162
The man used to be admired
by people of all walks of life.
582
00:42:18,245 --> 00:42:20,581
And you know what?
583
00:42:20,622 --> 00:42:24,501
If the world is gonna fall for
this mess about my Pootie Tang...
584
00:42:24,585 --> 00:42:26,879
then maybe the world
don't deserve Pootie Tang.
585
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,507
What do you think Pootie Tang
needs at this point in his life?
586
00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:33,552
He just needs some
of my good lovin'...
587
00:42:33,636 --> 00:42:35,888
and he will be all right.
588
00:42:35,971 --> 00:42:38,057
- You watch.
- I hope you're right.
589
00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:40,434
- I know I'm right.
- Yeah, we'll see.
590
00:42:40,476 --> 00:42:42,478
- Yeah, we'll see.
- That's right.
591
00:42:42,561 --> 00:42:44,480
- Watch.
- I will.
592
00:42:56,116 --> 00:42:58,410
Pootie Tang was messed up.
593
00:42:58,494 --> 00:43:00,371
- Punk bitch.
- Sellout.
594
00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:05,751
- Look at him. Damn, Pootie!
- Get a job, you bum.
595
00:43:05,834 --> 00:43:10,214
Get it together, man. Pootie
looked like who did it and ran.
596
00:43:10,297 --> 00:43:13,092
Pootie turned to the only woman
who could help him.
597
00:43:30,401 --> 00:43:32,861
Poor Pootie Tang.
598
00:43:34,321 --> 00:43:37,741
That's all right.
Mama's got you.
599
00:43:37,825 --> 00:43:40,077
That's all right.
600
00:43:42,204 --> 00:43:44,748
Biggie Shorty's
gonna take care of you.
601
00:43:44,832 --> 00:43:47,042
Don't you worry.
602
00:43:47,126 --> 00:43:50,129
Gonna have sex
with you too, you know.
603
00:43:50,212 --> 00:43:52,131
Finally.
604
00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:01,890
Are you sure you
gotta go, Pootie?
605
00:44:01,974 --> 00:44:03,934
Yeah.
606
00:44:04,018 --> 00:44:06,478
That's a damn shame.
607
00:44:06,562 --> 00:44:10,065
You were the best piece
of man I ever had.
608
00:44:10,149 --> 00:44:12,693
You know, you could just stay here
and live between my bosoms...
609
00:44:12,776 --> 00:44:16,238
for the rest of your life.
610
00:44:16,322 --> 00:44:19,033
Pootie gotta flittie tai,
Biggie Shorty.
611
00:44:20,367 --> 00:44:23,454
Man's gotta do, I suppose.
612
00:44:23,537 --> 00:44:27,166
As long as you gone they can't
make you do no more commercials.
613
00:44:27,249 --> 00:44:28,334
Where you going?
614
00:44:30,878 --> 00:44:35,591
I tell you what. I got a little
farmhouse outside of Greenville.
615
00:44:35,674 --> 00:44:38,844
It was my mama's. It ain't much,
but nobody's livin' there.
616
00:44:38,927 --> 00:44:41,930
You go out there,
find yourself.
617
00:44:43,349 --> 00:44:46,185
But then you come
back to me, okay?
618
00:44:46,268 --> 00:44:48,187
That's a fine tine, baby.
619
00:44:48,270 --> 00:44:53,025
Give me some of that bony ass one
more time before you hit the road.
620
00:45:00,616 --> 00:45:05,371
Man, I hates prison.
Prison sucks.
621
00:45:05,412 --> 00:45:07,414
I reckon it's supposed to.
622
00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:11,168
You got somethin'
for me?
623
00:45:21,512 --> 00:45:26,058
Oh, this some fine dirt.
This is some good dirt.
624
00:45:26,141 --> 00:45:28,060
You know I'm
gonna hook you up.
625
00:45:28,143 --> 00:45:30,062
Man, I hate
these bastards.
626
00:45:30,145 --> 00:45:32,398
They make me shower
every day.
627
00:45:32,481 --> 00:45:37,987
They never let me get dirty. I need
to be dirty. I'm Dirty Dee, damn it!
628
00:45:40,197 --> 00:45:45,035
You gonna be dirty
again soon. I promise.
629
00:45:45,119 --> 00:45:47,204
It's that Pootie Tang.
630
00:45:47,287 --> 00:45:49,873
It's that Pootie Tang.
He got to be stopped.
631
00:45:49,957 --> 00:45:54,753
I'm the one that's got to stop him.
Pootie goddamn Tang!
632
00:45:54,837 --> 00:45:58,090
You gonna, you gotta
You gonna, you gotta
633
00:46:00,050 --> 00:46:00,926
Thank you.
634
00:46:04,346 --> 00:46:07,766
Pootie was headed to the farm.
I wanted to go with him.
635
00:46:07,850 --> 00:46:10,436
- I wanna go with you, brother.
- Everything was all my fault.
636
00:46:10,519 --> 00:46:13,814
Pootie, everything that happened,
man, it's all my fault.
637
00:46:13,856 --> 00:46:17,609
- I told that bitch all about him.
- I told this bitch all about you.
638
00:46:17,693 --> 00:46:20,779
- She just used it against him.
- And she just used it against you.
639
00:46:20,863 --> 00:46:23,824
- I was sorry.
- I'm sorry, man. I'm so sorry.
640
00:46:23,866 --> 00:46:25,659
- It was killing me.
- It was killing me.
641
00:46:25,701 --> 00:46:28,370
- Only did it for the ass.
- Only did it for her ass.
642
00:46:30,456 --> 00:46:32,875
That deri-teri was
all the dinie, huh?
643
00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:35,502
- I felt like he saved my life.
- Pootie, man, I just feel like...
644
00:46:35,586 --> 00:46:37,546
you saved my life.
645
00:46:37,588 --> 00:46:40,174
- And I messed his all up.
- Now I messed yours all up.
646
00:46:40,257 --> 00:46:44,386
- I wanted him to forgive me.
- Can you ever forgive me, man?
647
00:46:47,765 --> 00:46:49,808
You my main damie, man.
648
00:46:52,394 --> 00:46:55,064
Ain't no bad tammie
between us.
649
00:46:55,147 --> 00:46:58,025
- I wondered if he meant it.
- You mean it?
650
00:46:58,067 --> 00:47:01,320
- I'm a Baino Denny.
- I wanted to go with him.
651
00:47:01,403 --> 00:47:03,906
Can I go to the farm
with you, brother?
652
00:47:03,989 --> 00:47:06,075
Wa-da-tah!
653
00:47:06,158 --> 00:47:08,911
All right! Me and Pootie
going to the farm!
654
00:47:10,079 --> 00:47:12,164
I'm lookin' forward
to this farm life.
655
00:47:12,247 --> 00:47:14,166
Enough of the city for me.
656
00:47:15,751 --> 00:47:19,505
Yeah, this is just
what we need, Pootie.
657
00:47:19,588 --> 00:47:23,884
Live off the fat
of the land, work hard.
658
00:47:23,926 --> 00:47:27,221
Farming, farming, farming.
I can't wait, man.
659
00:47:27,262 --> 00:47:29,223
I cannot wait.
660
00:47:29,264 --> 00:47:32,434
We're gonna milk that cow.
661
00:47:32,518 --> 00:47:34,436
Get all that milk.
662
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,689
Two percent, fat free.
663
00:47:36,772 --> 00:47:41,026
Skim milk. All that, man.
Chocolate milk.
664
00:47:41,110 --> 00:47:44,947
I don't need
no television, cappuccino...
665
00:47:45,030 --> 00:47:47,199
partying all night long.
666
00:47:47,282 --> 00:47:51,328
I'm want some blisters on my hands,
some sweat on my back.
667
00:47:51,412 --> 00:47:52,579
That's what I want.
668
00:47:58,711 --> 00:48:00,587
Shit!
669
00:48:00,629 --> 00:48:04,591
Oh, man. My pants.
Oh, man! My damn pants.
670
00:48:04,633 --> 00:48:07,511
All right.
Farming, farming, farming.
671
00:48:20,082 --> 00:48:23,002
This is not the thing, man.
This ain't cool, man.
672
00:48:23,044 --> 00:48:26,047
Dirty shoes, dirty pants...
673
00:48:26,130 --> 00:48:28,841
dirty shirt, musty, stinky.
674
00:48:28,883 --> 00:48:30,885
It's hotter than
a camel's hump out here, man.
675
00:48:30,968 --> 00:48:33,387
And mosquitos all over my shirt.
I can't do it, man.
676
00:48:33,429 --> 00:48:35,890
Whose dog is this dog
following me around?
677
00:48:35,932 --> 00:48:38,059
Whose dog is that?
You don't know who dog that is.
678
00:48:38,142 --> 00:48:40,686
That could be anybody's dog.
It's too hot.
679
00:48:40,728 --> 00:48:42,688
You know you're hot.
680
00:49:02,416 --> 00:49:03,835
I didn't wanna leave Pootie...
681
00:49:03,918 --> 00:49:06,087
but I wasn't trying to hear
all that survival shit.
682
00:49:06,170 --> 00:49:09,549
Outback, my ass.
I need conveniences, man.
683
00:49:10,216 --> 00:49:13,052
On the other hand, Pootie was
lovin' every minute of it.
684
00:49:13,094 --> 00:49:16,764
He was rejuvenated.
You hear that? Rejuvenated.
685
00:49:16,848 --> 00:49:18,891
He was "juvenated" before,
lost it...
686
00:49:18,975 --> 00:49:21,394
and got "juvenated" again.
687
00:49:21,435 --> 00:49:22,311
Rejuvenated.
688
00:49:35,032 --> 00:49:38,870
And when Pootie planted
his first cornstalk...
689
00:49:38,953 --> 00:49:40,872
he was happy.
690
00:49:40,955 --> 00:49:44,667
Too damn happy, if you ask me.
It was just corn.
691
00:49:49,964 --> 00:49:53,593
But that was just what he needed
to take his mind off his troubles.
692
00:49:53,634 --> 00:49:56,762
Rown on the crowny town.
693
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,142
Mornin'.
694
00:50:05,188 --> 00:50:07,565
- Hi, Daddy.
- Not now, Stacy, honey.
695
00:50:07,648 --> 00:50:10,943
There's a new fella here in town.
He's coming in here in a minute.
696
00:50:11,944 --> 00:50:12,862
So?
697
00:50:12,945 --> 00:50:16,449
So? So maybe you can
marry him, that's what so.
698
00:50:16,532 --> 00:50:18,492
Aw, Daddy!
699
00:50:18,534 --> 00:50:22,788
Oh, come on.
Cut that shit out, Stacy.
700
00:50:22,830 --> 00:50:25,583
Here he comes.
701
00:50:25,666 --> 00:50:27,585
Yeah. Hey there.
702
00:50:27,668 --> 00:50:30,296
You got your can
filled all right?
703
00:50:33,549 --> 00:50:35,051
This here is my daughter.
704
00:50:36,135 --> 00:50:37,053
Stacy.
705
00:50:43,226 --> 00:50:46,646
Dillie on...
706
00:50:46,687 --> 00:50:48,147
my damie.
707
00:50:54,237 --> 00:50:57,323
And she's a looker,
ain't she? Huh?
708
00:51:14,924 --> 00:51:16,509
God, you stink.
709
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,053
Thank you.
710
00:51:19,136 --> 00:51:21,556
I wanna talk to you
about Pootie Tang.
711
00:51:21,639 --> 00:51:24,559
You mean Public Enemy Number One
in my world.
712
00:51:27,854 --> 00:51:29,814
Right?
713
00:51:29,897 --> 00:51:31,899
We learned that anything
can be addictive.
714
00:51:32,733 --> 00:51:36,654
We took our burgers
and pumped them so full of MSG...
715
00:51:36,737 --> 00:51:40,700
that people can't even
taste real food anymore.
716
00:51:40,783 --> 00:51:44,495
Today American kids don't eat
'cause they're hungry.
717
00:51:44,579 --> 00:51:48,958
They eat 'cause they just gotta
have another Lecter burger.
718
00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:52,545
You see,
I own Pootie's name.
719
00:51:52,587 --> 00:51:56,299
He's mine. I don't need him
to sell my products anymore...
720
00:51:57,175 --> 00:51:59,594
because I've got thousands of them
all over the country.
721
00:51:59,635 --> 00:52:04,015
I'm just gonna give them
the clothes and this training tape.
722
00:52:05,433 --> 00:52:08,227
And remember, when making
a public appearance...
723
00:52:08,311 --> 00:52:11,898
Pootie Tang always
struts like this.
724
00:52:16,444 --> 00:52:21,240
Next week we're opening a brand-new
nationwide chain of burger stands.
725
00:52:25,161 --> 00:52:28,289
Pootie's Bad Time Burgers.
726
00:52:28,372 --> 00:52:30,833
In fact, the only thing that
could mess up our little party...
727
00:52:30,917 --> 00:52:34,253
is if the real Pootie
showed up.
728
00:52:34,337 --> 00:52:36,297
But that ain't good enough.
729
00:52:38,299 --> 00:52:40,468
- I want him dead.
- Yeah.
730
00:52:40,551 --> 00:52:45,139
I'd like to put that bitch in the
ground myself, but I ain't magical.
731
00:52:45,223 --> 00:52:47,016
I been tryin' to get
that Pootie for years.
732
00:52:47,099 --> 00:52:50,978
He done jailed or offed all my boys.
All I got left is Froggy.
733
00:52:51,020 --> 00:52:53,981
Nobody know
where Pootie's at.
734
00:52:54,023 --> 00:52:56,734
I know where he's at.
735
00:52:56,817 --> 00:52:58,736
I got people
everywhere, baby.
736
00:52:58,819 --> 00:53:02,281
Nobody can hide
from corporate America.
737
00:53:02,365 --> 00:53:04,825
And as far
as how to beat him...
738
00:53:07,036 --> 00:53:09,830
maybe this will help.
739
00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:14,794
Hello.
740
00:53:16,045 --> 00:53:18,464
- Hello.
- Uh-oh. Look at this.
741
00:53:18,506 --> 00:53:21,259
Remember her? That's Stacy,
the sheriff's daughter.
742
00:53:21,342 --> 00:53:24,512
He's been trying to get her ass
married since she was 12 years old.
743
00:53:24,595 --> 00:53:27,515
Hello? Is anybody here?
744
00:53:35,022 --> 00:53:38,526
Why--
I'm sorry, l--
745
00:53:41,070 --> 00:53:43,990
Well, I made you a pie...
746
00:53:44,031 --> 00:53:45,825
cake.
747
00:53:50,371 --> 00:53:53,124
Do you want the pie?
748
00:53:58,171 --> 00:54:02,425
I know I'm not pretty or...
749
00:54:05,803 --> 00:54:07,388
or sexy.
750
00:54:09,557 --> 00:54:11,350
You probably like a--
751
00:54:12,685 --> 00:54:14,604
a sexy girl, right?
752
00:54:31,412 --> 00:54:33,873
Baby...
753
00:54:33,915 --> 00:54:37,627
I'm gonna sine your pity
on the runny Kine.
754
00:54:50,264 --> 00:54:54,560
Now, see, that's what makes
Pootie Tang a real hero.
755
00:54:54,602 --> 00:54:57,188
He can't stand by and see a woman
not lovin' herself.
756
00:54:57,271 --> 00:54:59,398
He's gonna put the love in her.
757
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:02,902
Now, me, I say just give her
a compliment.
758
00:55:02,985 --> 00:55:05,988
Hey, I like your shoes.
Have you been working out?
759
00:55:06,072 --> 00:55:08,699
Girl, what you doin'
with your hair?
760
00:55:08,783 --> 00:55:11,619
But I tell you what...
761
00:55:11,702 --> 00:55:15,373
I'm only gonna buy this hero shit
but so many times.
762
00:55:15,456 --> 00:55:17,208
Meanwhile...
763
00:55:17,291 --> 00:55:20,586
back in the big city, all hell
was breaking loose, y'all.
764
00:55:20,670 --> 00:55:23,256
I'm talking about
drug dealin', drug usin'...
765
00:55:23,339 --> 00:55:25,007
booty shakin '...
766
00:55:25,091 --> 00:55:26,259
too much damn TV...
767
00:55:26,300 --> 00:55:30,012
drinkin', people eating too much,
gettin' all fat and sloppy...
768
00:55:30,096 --> 00:55:33,808
fightin', kids out of school,
ain't nobody readin'...
769
00:55:33,891 --> 00:55:35,977
people actin '
a straight damn fool.
770
00:55:36,060 --> 00:55:38,062
And corporate America
was just lovin' it.
771
00:55:38,145 --> 00:55:40,439
Look at 'em.
It's a party now.
772
00:55:40,523 --> 00:55:44,151
Since he left, it just changed.
Everything just went bonkers, man.
773
00:55:44,235 --> 00:55:46,737
Everybody lost their mind
and whatnot.
774
00:55:46,821 --> 00:55:48,906
Pootie Tang,
you shouldn't do this.
775
00:55:48,990 --> 00:55:51,117
You should come back to the city,
where you belong.
776
00:55:56,581 --> 00:55:58,791
Back on the farm,
the worst happened.
777
00:55:58,833 --> 00:56:01,335
Pootie Tang's cornstalk died.
778
00:56:01,377 --> 00:56:03,462
And for the third time
in his life...
779
00:56:03,504 --> 00:56:06,716
Pootie lost the only thing
that was important to him.
780
00:56:06,799 --> 00:56:11,637
First his family, then his belt,
and now his corn died.
781
00:56:11,679 --> 00:56:14,265
Farm life was driving Pootie crazy.
782
00:56:14,348 --> 00:56:16,601
He must have lost his damn mind.
Look at him.
783
00:56:16,684 --> 00:56:20,104
Down on his knees,
crying over a piece of corn.
784
00:56:20,188 --> 00:56:23,566
Not even popcorn.
Regular damn corn.
785
00:56:23,649 --> 00:56:25,651
Pootie Tang had lost all hope...
786
00:56:25,735 --> 00:56:28,362
and it was gonna take a miracle
to bring him back.
787
00:56:45,755 --> 00:56:47,798
Up here, Pootie.
788
00:57:05,441 --> 00:57:07,485
Hey, watch the leaves.
789
00:57:11,197 --> 00:57:14,200
- Daddy?
- You damn right I'm your daddy.
790
00:57:14,283 --> 00:57:17,370
Pootie, what you doin'
runnin' away from your problems?
791
00:57:17,453 --> 00:57:18,913
Did I teach you like that?
792
00:57:20,373 --> 00:57:21,582
Hey, don't you mumble, boy!
793
00:57:21,666 --> 00:57:24,252
Pootie, my boy.
794
00:57:24,335 --> 00:57:25,586
Mama Di.
795
00:57:25,670 --> 00:57:29,841
Pootie, you're a good man.
I'm proud of you.
796
00:57:29,924 --> 00:57:34,595
You have so much love in you,
and you can give it like a gift.
797
00:57:35,304 --> 00:57:38,766
Your father was wrong to tell you
to guard it like a secret.
798
00:57:38,808 --> 00:57:42,270
- What was that?
- Shut your mouth!
799
00:57:42,311 --> 00:57:45,022
- Woman!
- You corn-ass fool!
800
00:57:49,151 --> 00:57:51,237
Teach the world
right from wrong...
801
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:54,907
but love the world
at the same time.
802
00:57:54,949 --> 00:57:56,492
That's the key.
803
00:57:56,576 --> 00:58:00,288
Where's your belt, boy?
You let some girl get your belt.
804
00:58:00,371 --> 00:58:04,375
You let the ladies get your belt.
I knew that would happen.
805
00:58:04,458 --> 00:58:06,794
Now you done lost
all your confidence.
806
00:58:06,878 --> 00:58:10,256
I'll tell you something, ain't
nothing special about that belt.
807
00:58:10,298 --> 00:58:12,884
I bought it at Piggly Wiggly
for 95 cents.
808
00:58:12,967 --> 00:58:17,388
You don't need that belt 'cause
you got goodness in your heart.
809
00:58:17,471 --> 00:58:20,600
Now you need to go out there
and take that and kick some ass.
810
00:58:22,852 --> 00:58:24,145
Hey, don't you mumble, boy!
811
00:58:24,228 --> 00:58:26,147
Now, go out there,
take that goodness...
812
00:58:26,230 --> 00:58:28,482
and teach the world
right from wrong.
813
00:58:28,566 --> 00:58:29,859
Now git!
814
00:58:54,008 --> 00:58:55,510
I, uh--
815
00:58:56,802 --> 00:59:00,556
I think maybe you and me
got something to talk about, huh?
816
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:02,600
I, uh--
817
00:59:02,683 --> 00:59:06,187
I understand
you and Stacy there...
818
00:59:07,939 --> 00:59:09,649
got to know each other, huh?
819
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:19,742
Had yourself
a little time there?
820
00:59:24,622 --> 00:59:25,790
Yeah.
821
00:59:30,086 --> 00:59:31,420
That's terrific!
822
00:59:32,547 --> 00:59:36,133
Well, partner,
when's the wedding, huh?
823
00:59:42,390 --> 00:59:44,100
Like I say...
824
00:59:44,183 --> 00:59:48,437
I sure would be mighty proud
to have you for a son-in-law.
825
01:00:05,079 --> 01:00:06,497
What the hell?
826
01:00:29,854 --> 01:00:31,856
What you doin' way out here?
827
01:00:32,648 --> 01:00:33,648
You know these guys?
828
01:00:35,207 --> 01:00:40,587
I come to call you out,
maggot-eatin' bitch!
829
01:00:40,670 --> 01:00:46,426
You ain't come one,
but many tine tanies.
830
01:00:46,510 --> 01:00:50,847
Well, I gets by with a little help
from my friends.
831
01:00:51,765 --> 01:00:55,685
Now, listen here, fellas,
we don't want no trouble here.
832
01:00:55,727 --> 01:00:58,855
Why don't you just
move on through, huh?
833
01:01:00,023 --> 01:01:02,984
- What up, Hop along?
-Just back off there, young man.
834
01:01:03,026 --> 01:01:06,571
- I'm sheriff of this here county.
- Damn! Hold up! Hold up!
835
01:01:06,655 --> 01:01:09,950
Rewind that. Go back. Go back.
Let me see that one more time!
836
01:01:10,033 --> 01:01:11,743
I'm sheriff of this here county.
837
01:01:11,827 --> 01:01:16,832
Oh! That had to hurt his ass!
I know he's embarrassed.
838
01:01:16,915 --> 01:01:19,000
Slap him like a bitch!
839
01:01:20,752 --> 01:01:23,547
Ooh, he shouldn't
have done that.
840
01:01:23,630 --> 01:01:25,757
He done messed around
and got Pootie Tang mad, baby.
841
01:01:25,841 --> 01:01:27,926
Come on, Pootie!
842
01:01:29,803 --> 01:01:32,222
Question:
Where do you think you--
843
01:01:32,264 --> 01:01:34,599
Wait! Hold up!
Hold up, Pootie!
844
01:01:38,770 --> 01:01:40,230
Capa-town, my ass!
845
01:01:41,982 --> 01:01:44,401
Oh, you not so bad now,
are you?
846
01:02:58,350 --> 01:03:02,938
Guess you, um,
slapped him like a bitch, huh?
847
01:03:05,148 --> 01:03:06,775
Yeah.
848
01:03:06,858 --> 01:03:08,693
Now...
849
01:03:10,654 --> 01:03:12,405
Like I was sayin'--
850
01:03:29,172 --> 01:03:31,424
I was searching for Pootie
high and low...
851
01:03:31,508 --> 01:03:34,052
then I finally remembered
he was at the farm.
852
01:03:34,136 --> 01:03:36,138
All this time I had been
talking about the farm.
853
01:03:36,221 --> 01:03:39,558
How the hell did I forget
he was at the damn farm?
854
01:03:39,641 --> 01:03:42,602
Anyway, I got there
just in the nick of time.
855
01:03:42,686 --> 01:03:46,606
Oh, Pootie, you got to
come back to the city right now.
856
01:03:46,690 --> 01:03:50,068
- What's the dabble, di?
- There's a wedding going on here.
857
01:03:50,152 --> 01:03:52,571
Man, they are using
your face, man.
858
01:03:52,654 --> 01:03:55,824
They're making you sell products
even when you're not there.
859
01:03:55,866 --> 01:03:57,701
I'm talking about cigarettes, man.
860
01:03:57,784 --> 01:04:01,538
And look. Malt liquor?
Pootie Tang malt liquor?
861
01:04:01,621 --> 01:04:03,707
They got all these Pootie-alikes.
862
01:04:03,790 --> 01:04:05,834
You know what I'm saying?
Hawkin' all this shit.
863
01:04:05,917 --> 01:04:08,003
And everybody thinks
it's you, man, really.
864
01:04:08,086 --> 01:04:11,673
Come back to the city and let
everybody know the truth, man.
865
01:04:11,715 --> 01:04:13,216
Come on!
866
01:04:24,561 --> 01:04:26,813
All right, Pootie Tang!
867
01:04:32,944 --> 01:04:36,490
I ain't the marrying type.
I don't make my bed.
868
01:04:36,573 --> 01:04:39,326
I leave the toilet seat up
all the time. I'm a single--
869
01:04:40,535 --> 01:04:43,580
Oh, but she is
a lovely lady though.
870
01:04:53,715 --> 01:04:58,094
Pootie Tang and I are thrilled
to be opening this...
871
01:04:58,136 --> 01:05:03,183
the first Pootie Tang
Bad Time Burger restaurant.
872
01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:05,185
Right, Pootie?
873
01:05:05,268 --> 01:05:06,770
Sa da tay.
874
01:05:06,853 --> 01:05:09,439
Sa da tay. Got that?
875
01:05:10,357 --> 01:05:14,277
Man, that ain't Pootie Tang.
That's Doodie Tang.
876
01:05:14,319 --> 01:05:16,279
You know,
that ain't Pootie Tang neither.
877
01:05:16,321 --> 01:05:18,281
I know it ain't Pootie Tang!
878
01:05:20,283 --> 01:05:22,536
I just said it ain't Pootie Tang!
879
01:05:22,619 --> 01:05:25,288
It's Doodie Tang!
Shut up!
880
01:05:25,372 --> 01:05:28,500
Sepatown, tipi tais.
881
01:05:28,583 --> 01:05:30,293
There you go.
Sepatown, tipi tais.
882
01:05:34,714 --> 01:05:38,593
- Oh, Christ.
- Hey, that's Pootie Tang.
883
01:05:38,969 --> 01:05:40,762
Wa-da-tah.
884
01:05:40,846 --> 01:05:42,806
Don't pay attention to him.
That's nobody.
885
01:05:42,889 --> 01:05:45,350
This is Pootie Tang here.
886
01:05:45,434 --> 01:05:48,270
Yes. I'm Pootie.
887
01:05:48,311 --> 01:05:51,773
Now, clap it up, my hammies.
888
01:05:51,857 --> 01:05:55,610
Rinatine, my America.
889
01:05:55,652 --> 01:05:59,114
Coola may, my ca--
890
01:06:04,828 --> 01:06:08,748
You think you've solved the problem?
Well, guess again.
891
01:06:14,337 --> 01:06:18,091
See, I got more Pooties
than you, Pootie.
892
01:06:27,350 --> 01:06:29,853
You're not only late,
but you're outnumbered.
893
01:06:29,895 --> 01:06:32,731
And by this time tomorrow, there'll
be so many Pooties out there...
894
01:06:32,814 --> 01:06:34,983
you won't matter.
895
01:06:37,778 --> 01:06:42,115
He ain't alone, Mr. Rich Man.
I'm here too.
896
01:07:05,639 --> 01:07:06,681
Bitch!
897
01:07:22,697 --> 01:07:24,491
Come on.
Let's get out of here.
898
01:07:28,495 --> 01:07:30,539
You looking at my ass?
899
01:08:11,121 --> 01:08:13,623
You bastards
ain't going anyplace!
900
01:08:19,671 --> 01:08:21,756
Bye-bye, Bad Time!
901
01:08:30,182 --> 01:08:33,393
All right!
I got 'em, Pootie!
902
01:08:40,484 --> 01:08:42,402
Pootie Tang is back!
903
01:08:48,533 --> 01:08:50,786
I got to say the nay-no,
my brother.
904
01:08:56,416 --> 01:08:58,835
What will you do now, Pootie?
905
01:08:58,877 --> 01:09:01,505
We're gonna get married.
906
01:09:01,588 --> 01:09:02,964
Yeah.
907
01:09:04,007 --> 01:09:05,801
And that's the way it went down.
908
01:09:05,884 --> 01:09:09,638
Pootie Tanggot his man,
and Biggie Shorty got her man.
909
01:09:09,721 --> 01:09:12,432
But not before she handled
one little piece of business.
910
01:09:23,026 --> 01:09:24,778
Ireenie left Dick Lecter.
911
01:09:24,861 --> 01:09:28,156
She now works for the city,
counseling teen-ho's.
912
01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:30,450
Dick Lecter quit corporate America.
913
01:09:30,534 --> 01:09:32,661
He is no wan actor appearing
in the touring company...
914
01:09:32,702 --> 01:09:36,456
of Wesley Snipes'
Murder at 1 600 - The Musical.
915
01:09:36,540 --> 01:09:40,460
Dirty Dee is still dirty
because he is Dirty Dee, damn it!
916
01:09:41,044 --> 01:09:43,839
Man, it is hot today!
917
01:09:43,922 --> 01:09:47,342
Ooh, it's hot out here, man.
It is hot today!
918
01:09:47,384 --> 01:09:49,469
You know, it's hot out.
919
01:09:51,388 --> 01:09:53,348
Yeah, I just said that.
I said it's hot out here, man.
920
01:09:53,390 --> 01:09:55,350
Yeah, you know, it's hot too.
921
01:09:57,185 --> 01:10:01,064
Yeah, that's why I said it, man!
It is hot out here!
922
01:10:01,148 --> 01:10:02,691
I know.
I'm just saying it's hot too.
923
01:10:02,774 --> 01:10:05,235
Lacey is still
getting on JB's nerves.
924
01:10:05,318 --> 01:10:07,237
And he's getting on his nerves too.
925
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:10,073
And as for me, Trucky--
926
01:10:10,157 --> 01:10:12,200
- Oh, shit! My lasagna!
- What?
927
01:10:12,284 --> 01:10:14,244
Oh, goddamn it, Trucky!
928
01:10:14,327 --> 01:10:16,538
I can't believe you burned
that lasagna again!
929
01:10:16,580 --> 01:10:19,291
Who I look like?
I'm not Chef Boyardee!
930
01:10:19,374 --> 01:10:21,126
You've been burning things
since the day--
931
01:10:23,587 --> 01:10:27,048
You know, that is the longest damn
movie clip I've ever seen.
932
01:10:27,132 --> 01:10:29,009
But then again,
you're Pootie Tang.
933
01:10:29,718 --> 01:10:31,178
Well, sa da tay.
934
01:10:31,261 --> 01:10:33,847
Exactly. Pootie Tang,
it's been biddie having you by.
935
01:10:33,930 --> 01:10:37,684
Bob, I dabe ba samie, my brother.
936
01:10:37,768 --> 01:10:39,561
Cole me on the panny sty.
937
01:10:42,105 --> 01:10:43,607
I'm sorry.
What was that?
938
01:10:43,690 --> 01:10:48,028
Cole-- Cole me
on the panny sty.
939
01:10:48,111 --> 01:10:50,363
What the hell
are you talking about?
940
01:10:55,827 --> 01:10:57,287
Cole me down
on the panny sty?
941
01:10:57,954 --> 01:11:00,540
Oh, cole me down
on the panny sty!
942
01:11:00,624 --> 01:11:03,502
All right! Thank you, Pootie Tang!
Thank you, Pootie!
943
01:11:12,552 --> 01:11:14,805
Oh, I love him!
I love Pootie Tang!
944
01:11:17,766 --> 01:11:20,894
Oh, he's so sexy!
He's so sexy! I love Pootie!
945
01:11:29,611 --> 01:11:31,613
Oh, I love you, Pootie!
946
01:11:33,406 --> 01:11:34,825
Cut!
947
01:11:34,866 --> 01:11:36,952
Pootie Tang got
three gold records.
948
01:11:37,035 --> 01:11:40,163
Pootie get all the Grammys
because he's Pootie Tang.
949
01:11:40,247 --> 01:11:43,917
- Yes, he's terrific.
- I don't think he's so great.
950
01:11:48,964 --> 01:11:52,634
Uh-oh, girl. Uh-oh, now.
Pootie's got you now.
951
01:11:53,969 --> 01:11:56,263
Pootie about to make
reservations on you now, girl!
952
01:11:56,346 --> 01:11:58,846
Oh, girl,
the red phone is blinkin'!
953
01:12:00,254 --> 01:12:02,631
It's over for you now, baby.
It's over now for you.
954
01:12:02,715 --> 01:12:04,050
You know it's over!
955
01:12:04,133 --> 01:12:06,719
He done got you in the radar, baby.
Pootie got you now, girl!
956
01:12:08,054 --> 01:12:10,598
Red phone ringin', baby!
Red phone ringin'. Red phone--
957
01:12:14,477 --> 01:12:16,854
Man's gotta do, I suppose.
958
01:12:16,896 --> 01:12:20,358
I guess as long as you gone, they
can't make you do no more movies.
959
01:12:20,399 --> 01:12:24,362
- Oh! No more movies.
- Let's do that line again.
960
01:12:24,987 --> 01:12:27,698
I'm gonna sine your pitty
on the runny Kine.
961
01:12:51,389 --> 01:12:55,768
We don't like no trouble
around here, you know.
962
01:12:55,810 --> 01:12:57,770
It's a quiet town.
963
01:13:00,022 --> 01:13:02,024
You look all right, though.
964
01:13:03,567 --> 01:13:06,821
A little weird, though,
ain't ya?
965
01:13:06,904 --> 01:13:08,948
That's my panny, di.
966
01:13:10,074 --> 01:13:11,826
Well...
967
01:13:13,119 --> 01:13:14,912
I suppose so.
968
01:13:14,954 --> 01:13:19,000
Yeah, baby,
it's time to get dirty!
969
01:13:41,856 --> 01:13:44,859
I can't hear a word you're saying
'cause I got earplugs in, my man.
970
01:13:44,942 --> 01:13:47,111
But I'm gonna try somethin'.
Yeah!
971
01:13:47,153 --> 01:13:50,031
Boom! That's it.
And everybody run away!
972
01:13:50,114 --> 01:13:52,241
Run, run, run, run, run!
973
01:13:54,618 --> 01:13:56,620
No, Pootie stays!
974
01:14:42,375 --> 01:14:45,419
I'm gonna sine your kitty
on the sepatime.
975
01:15:33,259 --> 01:15:36,220
Baby, I'm gonna sine your pitty...
976
01:15:36,262 --> 01:15:38,889
on the runny...
977
01:15:38,973 --> 01:15:41,309
Kine.
978
01:15:41,392 --> 01:15:43,144
Man! Pootie Tang
done did it again!
979
01:15:45,062 --> 01:15:47,523
7-0-2
980
01:15:55,448 --> 01:15:58,284
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin '
981
01:15:58,367 --> 01:16:01,245
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
982
01:16:01,287 --> 01:16:03,998
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin '
983
01:16:04,081 --> 01:16:07,376
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
984
01:16:07,460 --> 01:16:10,379
Pootie is a shot-callin'player
Stackin' nothin' but papers
985
01:16:10,463 --> 01:16:13,257
- He gets his mack on with flavor
- Always playin'
986
01:16:13,299 --> 01:16:16,636
When he goes kickin' and clubbin'
or when he's with bb bumpin'
987
01:16:16,719 --> 01:16:19,388
He knows the ladies
They love him Pootie Tangin'
988
01:16:19,472 --> 01:16:22,600
And he's got this look in his eyes
like I'm his number one prize
989
01:16:22,683 --> 01:16:25,519
And yet still he
maintains composure
990
01:16:25,603 --> 01:16:28,481
So when you're doin' your thing
do it like Pootie Tang
991
01:16:28,564 --> 01:16:31,359
He hangs for some time
We get to know ya
992
01:16:31,442 --> 01:16:34,487
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin'
993
01:16:34,570 --> 01:16:37,156
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
994
01:16:37,239 --> 01:16:40,493
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin'
995
01:16:40,576 --> 01:16:43,454
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
996
01:16:43,496 --> 01:16:45,998
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin'
997
01:16:46,082 --> 01:16:49,335
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
998
01:16:49,418 --> 01:16:52,380
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin '
999
01:16:52,463 --> 01:16:55,424
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
1000
01:16:55,508 --> 01:16:56,884
Pootie, you know
you're one in a million
1001
01:16:56,968 --> 01:16:58,970
You speakin'
what you be feelin'
1002
01:16:59,011 --> 01:17:01,472
And now you got me
I'm willin'
1003
01:17:01,514 --> 01:17:02,974
Wanna breathe the air
that you're breathin'
1004
01:17:03,015 --> 01:17:07,395
Shall we tell you the reason
I think I'm what you be needin'
1005
01:17:07,478 --> 01:17:10,356
Come on, baby, let's take a ride
Just wanna be by your side
1006
01:17:10,398 --> 01:17:13,150
Got a feeling like
it's my duty
1007
01:17:13,192 --> 01:17:16,487
To let you share my world
Just wanna be your girl
1008
01:17:16,529 --> 01:17:19,198
'Cause I like the way
you're tangin', Pootie
1009
01:17:19,281 --> 01:17:22,410
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin '
1010
01:17:22,493 --> 01:17:25,496
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
1011
01:17:25,538 --> 01:17:28,541
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin '
1012
01:17:28,582 --> 01:17:31,711
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
1013
01:17:31,794 --> 01:17:34,380
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin '
1014
01:17:34,463 --> 01:17:37,174
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
1015
01:17:37,258 --> 01:17:40,177
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin '
1016
01:17:40,219 --> 01:17:44,015
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
1017
01:18:00,197 --> 01:18:02,366
Boy, you kill me
1018
01:18:04,243 --> 01:18:08,039
Ooh, he's Pootie Tangin '
1019
01:18:08,122 --> 01:18:10,666
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin '
1020
01:18:10,750 --> 01:18:13,377
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
1021
01:18:13,461 --> 01:18:16,172
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin '
1022
01:18:16,255 --> 01:18:20,134
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
1023
01:18:20,217 --> 01:18:22,345
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin '
1024
01:18:22,428 --> 01:18:25,389
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
1025
01:18:25,473 --> 01:18:28,225
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin '
1026
01:18:28,309 --> 01:18:32,605
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
1027
01:18:43,783 --> 01:18:46,410
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin '
1028
01:18:46,494 --> 01:18:49,789
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
1029
01:18:49,872 --> 01:18:52,375
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin '
1030
01:18:52,458 --> 01:18:55,211
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
1031
01:18:55,294 --> 01:18:58,422
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin '
1032
01:18:58,506 --> 01:19:01,467
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
1033
01:19:01,550 --> 01:19:04,345
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin '
79783
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