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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,834 --> 00:00:20,087 We have with us today a man who is so much a part of the culture... 2 00:00:20,171 --> 00:00:22,089 that he scarcely needs an introduction. 3 00:00:22,173 --> 00:00:24,091 Pootie Tang. Good to have you here with us. 4 00:00:24,175 --> 00:00:25,885 Sepatown. 5 00:00:25,968 --> 00:00:27,470 You've had incredible success... 6 00:00:27,553 --> 00:00:29,472 and you've had it in a variety of fields-- 7 00:00:29,555 --> 00:00:33,601 music, films, martial arts, pottery. 8 00:00:33,684 --> 00:00:35,352 How do you do it? 9 00:00:35,394 --> 00:00:37,521 Well, Bob, I'm a pone toni. 10 00:00:37,563 --> 00:00:40,399 - Got my dillies on a peppatain. - I hear that. 11 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:45,613 Now, Pootie, a lot of young artists say that you are their inspiration. 12 00:00:45,696 --> 00:00:47,907 Well, I can't say the nay-no, my brother. 13 00:00:48,657 --> 00:00:50,075 Wa-da-tah. 14 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:51,702 You got a new movie coming out, right? 15 00:00:51,744 --> 00:00:57,124 Yeah. Yes, it's called Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine. 16 00:00:57,208 --> 00:01:01,086 - And who's in it besides yourself? - Oh, well, there's Trucky... 17 00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:03,464 Bad Bitty, Dirty Dee... 18 00:01:03,547 --> 00:01:06,258 Lacey, J B... 19 00:01:06,342 --> 00:01:10,387 Biggie Shorty and Robert Vaughn. 20 00:01:10,429 --> 00:01:12,723 - You have a clip to show us? - Yeah, baby. 21 00:01:12,765 --> 00:01:15,100 All right, let's take a look then at this clip... 22 00:01:15,184 --> 00:01:19,939 from Pootie Tang's new movie, Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine. 23 00:01:27,905 --> 00:01:31,075 It was the year 2001. 24 00:01:31,117 --> 00:01:35,079 It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. 25 00:01:36,831 --> 00:01:40,918 The big city was thriving, but the inner city was dying. 26 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,294 Who was killing it? 27 00:01:42,378 --> 00:01:45,589 This man. Dick Lecter. 28 00:01:45,631 --> 00:01:48,759 The head of corporate America. 29 00:01:49,593 --> 00:01:53,013 But the people had hope because they knew that there was one man... 30 00:01:53,097 --> 00:01:54,598 who could fight the power. 31 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,976 One man who could stop the madness. 32 00:01:57,059 --> 00:02:00,187 One man who could beat Dick Lecter like the LAPD. 33 00:02:00,980 --> 00:02:04,984 And that man-- that man was Pootie Tang. 34 00:02:10,156 --> 00:02:13,200 See that guy? That's Bad Bitty. 35 00:02:13,284 --> 00:02:16,579 The baddest drug dealer in town. 36 00:02:16,662 --> 00:02:19,498 Hey, Bad Bitty, here comes Dirty Dee. 37 00:02:23,002 --> 00:02:25,212 Dirty bastard! 38 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:32,011 That's Dirty Dee, the dirtiest dude around. 39 00:02:32,094 --> 00:02:35,639 He handles all of corporate America's dirty work. 40 00:02:40,019 --> 00:02:44,148 Next to Dirty Dee, that's Froggy, the Enforcer. 41 00:02:45,191 --> 00:02:48,194 Yo, Bad Bitty! How you be? 42 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:51,739 I'm bad, Dirty Dee. You're still dirty, I can see. 43 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,241 Let's deal, baby. 44 00:02:54,325 --> 00:02:57,244 - You got yours? - Froggy. 45 00:03:00,956 --> 00:03:04,168 - It's dirty money. - You got yours? 46 00:03:05,252 --> 00:03:07,213 Right! 47 00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:09,757 But how do I know if they any good? 48 00:03:10,716 --> 00:03:12,134 Let's test'em out. 49 00:03:14,220 --> 00:03:16,263 Hey, kid! Come over here! 50 00:03:16,347 --> 00:03:19,558 That's kid, the dumbest kidin town. 51 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:23,062 - What you want, mister? - Here. Have some of this. 52 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:25,272 - Is it candy? - Told you. 53 00:03:25,356 --> 00:03:30,945 Yeah. It's the kind of candy that you smoke out of a pipe. 54 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:35,783 Pipe candy. 55 00:03:56,846 --> 00:03:58,264 Capachow. 56 00:03:58,305 --> 00:04:00,474 Yea! Pootie Tang. 57 00:04:00,558 --> 00:04:04,270 You a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai. 58 00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:06,272 Get that Pootie! 59 00:04:44,894 --> 00:04:47,688 That's a canapan, all the way down. 60 00:04:48,647 --> 00:04:49,607 You mother-- 61 00:04:58,574 --> 00:04:59,825 Shut up, bitch! 62 00:05:01,660 --> 00:05:03,579 Okay, I quit. 63 00:05:07,416 --> 00:05:08,334 My face! 64 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:11,879 Run, Pootie! 65 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:18,677 Aw, hell! 66 00:05:19,678 --> 00:05:20,888 Come on! 67 00:05:20,971 --> 00:05:23,849 Get out! Get out! Get out! Out! 68 00:05:31,982 --> 00:05:34,235 Yeah. 69 00:05:35,611 --> 00:05:37,029 No car wash. 70 00:05:37,113 --> 00:05:39,490 No soap! No soap! 71 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:57,174 Sa da tay. 72 00:06:09,270 --> 00:06:12,231 He's got it all He's on the money 73 00:06:12,273 --> 00:06:15,192 And he's maintained He knows what he wants 74 00:06:15,234 --> 00:06:18,195 He's got it all He'll sine your pitty 75 00:06:18,237 --> 00:06:21,198 And it's no thang He's that Pootie Tang 76 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:24,201 Somebody's on the floor 77 00:06:24,243 --> 00:06:26,912 It's another smooth-talkin' brother 78 00:06:26,996 --> 00:06:29,415 Everybody's lookin' at him 79 00:06:29,498 --> 00:06:32,877 As he puts his tie down the ladies on the dance floor 80 00:06:32,918 --> 00:06:36,005 He's got the whole world wrapped around his finger 81 00:06:36,088 --> 00:06:39,258 A one-woman man and you know he understands 82 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:42,261 Casanova with a fancy car 83 00:06:42,303 --> 00:06:45,264 You can tell he's gonna go all night 84 00:06:45,347 --> 00:06:48,267 He's got it all He's on the money 85 00:06:48,350 --> 00:06:51,103 And he's maintained He knows what he wants 86 00:06:51,187 --> 00:06:53,814 He's got it all He'll sine your pitty 87 00:06:53,898 --> 00:06:57,943 And it's no thang He's that Pootie Tang 88 00:06:58,027 --> 00:06:59,528 He's hip to the core 89 00:06:59,612 --> 00:07:03,949 Got a belt buckle locket You know where he got it 90 00:07:04,033 --> 00:07:05,743 He's a player by trade 91 00:07:05,785 --> 00:07:09,246 And you can see him on the corner doing business on his tippi tai 92 00:07:13,042 --> 00:07:14,460 He's the C.E.O. of his own world 93 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:17,463 He commands R -E -S -P -E -C - T 94 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:21,342 And you know he's good to go all night 95 00:07:21,425 --> 00:07:23,427 He's got it all He's on the money 96 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,763 And he's maintained 97 00:07:25,805 --> 00:07:28,766 He knows what he wants He's got it all 98 00:07:28,808 --> 00:07:31,644 He'll sine your pitty And it's no thang 99 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,145 He's that Pootie Tang 100 00:07:36,232 --> 00:07:39,193 Turnin' heads Can't let'em take ya 101 00:07:39,276 --> 00:07:42,196 Pootie be packin' Crys and ladies be payin' paper 102 00:07:42,279 --> 00:07:44,782 Let me see you do your thing 103 00:07:48,953 --> 00:07:51,330 Turnin' heads Can't let'em take ya 104 00:07:51,413 --> 00:07:54,208 Pootie be packin' Crys and ladies be payin' paper 105 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:57,294 Yeah, yeah, yeah 106 00:07:57,336 --> 00:07:59,672 He's got it all He's on the money 107 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:03,134 And he's maintained He knows what he wants 108 00:08:03,175 --> 00:08:06,011 He's got it all He'll sine your pitty 109 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:10,057 And it's no thang He's that Pootie Tang 110 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:17,898 Pootie Tang was born in a small town outside of Gary, lndiana. 111 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,610 And that town was called Chicago. 112 00:08:21,694 --> 00:08:22,987 As he grew... 113 00:08:23,028 --> 00:08:26,991 everyone noticed something different about the way Pootie would talk. 114 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:30,995 It baffled everyone-- doctors, scientists. 115 00:08:31,036 --> 00:08:32,705 Let me break it down to you like this. 116 00:08:32,788 --> 00:08:37,001 Pootie Tang is, was and will always be... 117 00:08:37,042 --> 00:08:39,170 too cool for words. 118 00:08:43,048 --> 00:08:46,093 Pootie Tang was the most popular kidin town. 119 00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:48,304 We didn't always know what he was saying... 120 00:08:48,387 --> 00:08:50,514 but we always knew what he meant. 121 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:54,268 Like I knew I was his best friend. That's me. Trust me. 122 00:08:54,351 --> 00:08:56,854 Yeah, he had a special effect on people... 123 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,106 especially on the ladies. 124 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:01,942 Not girls. Grown-ass women. 125 00:09:02,026 --> 00:09:06,280 - Hiya, Pootie Tang. - I'm a tine cappy, my damie. 126 00:09:09,241 --> 00:09:12,077 - All right, Pootie Tang. - But for some of the ladies... 127 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:14,872 Pootie was just too hot to handle. 128 00:09:14,914 --> 00:09:16,957 Damn you, Pootie Tang! 129 00:09:17,041 --> 00:09:18,959 I can't take no more of this! 130 00:09:19,043 --> 00:09:21,921 Who do you think you are, treatin' me this way? 131 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:25,716 I've had it with you! You hear me talkin' to you with your nappy head! 132 00:09:25,758 --> 00:09:28,844 This is it! I'm finished with you! 133 00:09:28,928 --> 00:09:31,639 Get out of my life, Pootie Tang! 134 00:09:31,722 --> 00:09:34,558 You think I'm jokin'? Take your shit! 135 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:39,772 Take your shit and get out, Pootie Tang! I'm sick of you! 136 00:09:41,607 --> 00:09:46,070 Pootie- - Pootie, don't go. 137 00:09:58,332 --> 00:10:00,334 Pootie Tang was an only child. 138 00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:03,921 His father, Daddy Tang, worked hard to raise Pootie right. 139 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:07,007 He had this belt. He was so fast with that belt... 140 00:10:07,091 --> 00:10:10,803 that before Pootie could do wrong, Daddy Tang would set him right. 141 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:16,433 Don't you grab them peas without askin' your mama, boy. 142 00:10:16,475 --> 00:10:19,103 May I dane on the cherries, Mama Di? 143 00:10:19,812 --> 00:10:22,189 Yes, you may, Pootie Tang. 144 00:10:22,857 --> 00:10:24,024 That's better. 145 00:10:24,108 --> 00:10:27,778 You got to have respect to get respect, Pootie Tang. 146 00:10:29,321 --> 00:10:32,867 So, do you have any girlfriends at school, Pootie? 147 00:10:32,950 --> 00:10:36,912 Aw, Mama Di. There's a sine tippi in a classi-ti. 148 00:10:36,996 --> 00:10:39,165 She's a cole toni. 149 00:10:39,248 --> 00:10:42,168 Don't you talk dirty to your mama, boy. 150 00:10:42,251 --> 00:10:44,795 Always got your head in them girls. 151 00:10:44,837 --> 00:10:46,839 You need to have your head in the books. 152 00:10:46,881 --> 00:10:48,841 Leave the ladies alone. 153 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,302 And that's the way it was. 154 00:10:51,343 --> 00:10:53,387 Daddy Tang and his belt was always there... 155 00:10:53,471 --> 00:10:57,141 teaching Pootie the difference between good and bad. 156 00:10:57,224 --> 00:11:01,645 Now, when I say he was always there, I mean he was always there. 157 00:11:03,355 --> 00:11:07,193 Hey, Pootie, let's steal some apples. 158 00:11:15,034 --> 00:11:18,037 When Pootie was only six, his mother died... 159 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:20,289 Leaving him and his father alone. 160 00:11:20,372 --> 00:11:23,501 - Pootie was very sad. - I know, son. 161 00:11:23,584 --> 00:11:26,629 But his father was a comfort to him. 162 00:11:26,712 --> 00:11:28,631 Don't slurp your soup in here, boy. 163 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:34,804 Two weeks later, another terrible tragedy. 164 00:11:34,887 --> 00:11:37,848 His father was fatally injured at the steel mill. 165 00:11:39,975 --> 00:11:42,770 What the fu-- 166 00:11:42,853 --> 00:11:45,523 Gorilla! Gorilla! 167 00:11:45,606 --> 00:11:47,566 It was incredible. 168 00:11:47,608 --> 00:11:51,403 Only the third man to be mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill. 169 00:11:54,406 --> 00:11:58,452 On his deathbed, Daddy Tang had Pootie make a solemn promise. 170 00:11:59,662 --> 00:12:01,622 Pootie... 171 00:12:01,705 --> 00:12:05,042 I know I brought you up tough... 172 00:12:05,084 --> 00:12:07,086 but that's 'cause I love you. 173 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:10,798 It's tough out there, Pootie. 174 00:12:10,881 --> 00:12:15,719 You got drugs, crime, gorillas. 175 00:12:15,761 --> 00:12:17,721 Yeah. 176 00:12:18,973 --> 00:12:23,936 I ain't gonna be here much longer, so I'm gonna give you this. 177 00:12:25,437 --> 00:12:28,274 Pootie, that's my belt. 178 00:12:29,108 --> 00:12:32,278 As long as you got right on your side... 179 00:12:32,361 --> 00:12:36,657 you could whoop anyone's ass with just that belt. 180 00:12:39,577 --> 00:12:42,413 I know you love the ladies... 181 00:12:42,455 --> 00:12:45,291 and Lord knows the ladies love you. 182 00:12:46,592 --> 00:12:50,529 Don't let the ladies come between you and the belt. 183 00:12:51,057 --> 00:12:54,060 Those were Daddy Tang's last words.: 184 00:12:57,528 --> 00:13:00,771 "Don't let the ladies come between you and the belt." 185 00:13:03,570 --> 00:13:06,573 But there was something else about the ladies... 186 00:13:06,657 --> 00:13:09,243 that Daddy Tang forgot to tell little Pootie. 187 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:16,500 Pootie Tang turned out just fine. 188 00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:18,919 Daddy Tang would have been proud. 189 00:13:19,002 --> 00:13:22,381 Pootie had it all-- hit records, movies... 190 00:13:22,464 --> 00:13:24,424 magazine covers, fancy cars... 191 00:13:24,508 --> 00:13:27,344 famous friends, beautiful custom-made clothes... 192 00:13:27,386 --> 00:13:30,264 and ladies, ladies, ladies. 193 00:13:32,099 --> 00:13:36,603 Through it all, I was right there by his side. That's me. Trucky. 194 00:13:36,687 --> 00:13:38,355 And that's my man, Pootie Tang. 195 00:13:40,858 --> 00:13:43,527 Big-time celebrity, ass-kickin' crime fighter... 196 00:13:43,569 --> 00:13:45,529 and role model to the children. 197 00:13:45,571 --> 00:13:47,990 Pootie Tang has a message... 198 00:13:48,073 --> 00:13:49,825 for the children of America... 199 00:13:49,908 --> 00:13:53,662 so you better wapatah to the bammies 'cause: 200 00:13:56,707 --> 00:14:01,503 Pootie says cigarettes and fast-food burgers are bad like netatai. 201 00:14:01,587 --> 00:14:06,717 Don't drink malt liquor 'cause you don't need to 'cause you're okay. 202 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:10,179 Sa da tay. Also, eat all your vegetables... 203 00:14:10,262 --> 00:14:14,725 and don't bang the dillies. 204 00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:29,740 That's Frank, Dick Lecter's right-handman. 205 00:14:30,949 --> 00:14:32,576 So what do we care? 206 00:14:32,659 --> 00:14:35,412 We care because he's making these. 207 00:14:35,454 --> 00:14:39,666 People have been making PSAs for years. Hasn't made a difference. 208 00:14:42,544 --> 00:14:45,172 Eddie, hit me with those figures. 209 00:14:45,255 --> 00:14:48,258 Since the inception of Pootie Tang's PSA campaign... 210 00:14:48,342 --> 00:14:51,929 sales of Lecter burgers are down 30%... 211 00:14:52,012 --> 00:14:54,348 Lecter cigarettes down 20%... 212 00:14:54,431 --> 00:14:56,433 and Lecter whiskey... 213 00:14:56,517 --> 00:14:58,310 almost out of business. 214 00:14:58,393 --> 00:15:01,605 For the first time, somebody's getting to these kids, and it's killing us. 215 00:15:01,647 --> 00:15:03,440 It's killing us. 216 00:15:04,316 --> 00:15:05,943 It's killing us. 217 00:15:16,036 --> 00:15:17,621 Hello, Mr. Lecter. 218 00:15:17,663 --> 00:15:20,666 Frank, I have a job for you. 219 00:15:20,749 --> 00:15:22,209 Yes, sir. 220 00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:24,962 I tell you, man, Pootie Tang is one bad brother, man. 221 00:15:25,003 --> 00:15:29,007 That's J.B. and Lacey. We make up Pootie's crew. 222 00:15:29,091 --> 00:15:33,262 Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he's gonna kick your ass... 223 00:15:33,345 --> 00:15:35,806 then mail it to you ten days in advance. 224 00:15:35,848 --> 00:15:37,808 The picture gets there, right? 225 00:15:37,850 --> 00:15:39,810 You go, "What the hell is this?" 226 00:15:39,852 --> 00:15:43,313 Then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, properly kicks your ass... 227 00:15:43,397 --> 00:15:45,357 and you still won't know what happened to you. 228 00:15:45,399 --> 00:15:48,652 You got that right. He is a kick-ass artiste. 229 00:15:48,735 --> 00:15:51,071 Know what I'm sayin'? He like the Da Vinci of ass-kicking. 230 00:15:51,154 --> 00:15:54,992 That sounds kind of good. Pootie Tang, the Da Vinci of ass-kicking. 231 00:15:55,033 --> 00:15:57,494 Aw, man, Pootie Tang whoop your ass so bad... 232 00:15:57,536 --> 00:15:59,496 that you could write it off on your taxes. 233 00:15:59,538 --> 00:16:02,875 That's right. You got right here, ass-whooping number one... 234 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:04,168 ass-whooping number two. 235 00:16:04,209 --> 00:16:07,004 This here, you can't write that off. That's just gettin' beat up. 236 00:16:07,087 --> 00:16:12,342 I like to also add that Pootie Tang can kick some ass too, boy. 237 00:16:12,384 --> 00:16:16,680 Oh, here come Pootie Tang now. Hey! Pootie Tang! All right! 238 00:16:16,722 --> 00:16:20,184 - We was just talkin' about you. - All right, Pootie Tang! 239 00:16:20,225 --> 00:16:23,145 Pootie Tang, you going to Biggie Shorty's party tomorrow, man? 240 00:16:23,228 --> 00:16:25,772 I guess you're wonderin', who is Biggie Shorty? 241 00:16:30,569 --> 00:16:31,528 I'm Biggie Shorty. 242 00:16:33,113 --> 00:16:35,532 Let me tell you about me and Pootie Tang. 243 00:16:37,618 --> 00:16:41,872 Since the very day we met, I knew Pootie was to be my man. 244 00:16:45,209 --> 00:16:47,586 I knew all I had to do was wait... 245 00:16:50,756 --> 00:16:54,551 and one day all that bullshit would catch up with Pootie... 246 00:16:54,593 --> 00:16:56,637 and he would be mine. 247 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,972 Hey, man, you going to Biggie Shorty's party tomorrow, man? 248 00:16:59,056 --> 00:17:00,891 Ranacan. 249 00:17:02,017 --> 00:17:05,437 - We gonna party tomorrow, man. - There's gonna be bitches there. 250 00:17:07,731 --> 00:17:11,151 You right. You right. Respect the women. Respect the women. 251 00:17:17,449 --> 00:17:20,911 - Look at that car! - Damn that car big! 252 00:17:20,994 --> 00:17:24,414 And long like an old snake. 253 00:17:24,456 --> 00:17:26,959 Man, that car's so big, it's got its own sky. 254 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,920 Yeah, it's big too. 255 00:17:30,963 --> 00:17:33,507 - Keep it running. - Yes, sir. 256 00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:35,592 Hiya, fellas. 257 00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:38,512 - Kinda hot for a hootenanny, huh? - You hear that? 258 00:17:38,595 --> 00:17:42,224 A hootenanny? What the hell is a damn hootenanny? 259 00:17:42,307 --> 00:17:45,310 I'm looking for Pootie Tang. 260 00:17:45,394 --> 00:17:48,438 Pootie Tang? What you want with Pootie Tang? 261 00:17:48,522 --> 00:17:52,150 I need to talk to him. 262 00:17:53,318 --> 00:17:55,112 All right, look, Pootie. 263 00:17:55,153 --> 00:17:58,156 I'm a representative of Lecter Corp. Do you know what that is? 264 00:17:59,366 --> 00:18:01,493 Great. Well, Dick Lecter... 265 00:18:01,577 --> 00:18:05,122 the CEO, mind you, of Lecter Corp., he likes you. 266 00:18:05,205 --> 00:18:09,376 He likes you, Pootie, and he wants to make you a very rich, rich man. 267 00:18:09,459 --> 00:18:13,338 I have a contract here for Pootie to endorse. 268 00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:16,300 Tasty Heavy Pork Chunk Cereal. 269 00:18:16,341 --> 00:18:19,052 It's delicious. It's a wonderful product. Kids love it. 270 00:18:19,136 --> 00:18:23,056 And kids love you. We just wanna put that together. 271 00:18:26,518 --> 00:18:28,854 That's a canapan to the semachai. 272 00:18:28,937 --> 00:18:31,440 I didn't even tell you how much it pays, Pootie. 273 00:18:31,523 --> 00:18:34,401 Twenty million dollars to sign with us for just one year. 274 00:18:34,484 --> 00:18:37,779 Oh, what do you say, Pootie? 275 00:18:37,863 --> 00:18:40,115 I got to say the nay-no, my brother. 276 00:18:40,199 --> 00:18:42,910 - Wa-da-tah. - Wa-da-tah? 277 00:18:42,993 --> 00:18:46,580 How do you say the nay-no to 20 million? Why? 278 00:18:46,663 --> 00:18:50,250 Maybe Pootie don't wanna sign because he knows you're full of it. 279 00:18:50,334 --> 00:18:54,755 Yeah. First of all, he knows that cereal's full of sugar. 280 00:18:54,838 --> 00:18:57,841 And number two, that's not all that you guys sell. 281 00:18:57,883 --> 00:19:03,555 You sell cigarettes, whiskey, Bad Time burgers, switchblades. 282 00:19:03,639 --> 00:19:08,143 It also says here that you will no longer have Pootie doing PSA's... 283 00:19:08,227 --> 00:19:10,938 telling the kids to eat healthy and to be smart. 284 00:19:11,021 --> 00:19:13,148 Well, sure, exclusivity goes without saying. 285 00:19:13,232 --> 00:19:16,860 I'm sure your ugly intentions go without saying. 286 00:19:16,944 --> 00:19:18,904 Take a walk, money man. 287 00:19:23,116 --> 00:19:28,163 See, my damie, Pootie Tang don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 288 00:19:28,247 --> 00:19:32,209 'cause that's a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig? 289 00:19:32,292 --> 00:19:35,462 Hey, Tang, to you, they're children. To me, they're dollar signs. 290 00:19:40,926 --> 00:19:42,219 Cover your grill. 291 00:19:42,302 --> 00:19:43,762 Sa da tay! 292 00:19:50,102 --> 00:19:51,103 Aw, man! 293 00:19:51,144 --> 00:19:53,522 You funny, man. You are a funny man. 294 00:19:53,605 --> 00:19:55,524 You's a wild boy. 295 00:19:55,607 --> 00:19:58,318 Pootie smacked the taste out of Frank's mouth. 296 00:19:58,402 --> 00:20:00,988 Oh, man, that was funny to us. 297 00:20:01,071 --> 00:20:06,034 But there was one man who was not laughing at all. 298 00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:10,080 Pootie Tang goes out there and makes everybody love him. 299 00:20:11,248 --> 00:20:15,085 He tells them not to buy my products. 300 00:20:15,127 --> 00:20:17,087 He steals from me. 301 00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:19,089 And what do I do? 302 00:20:19,131 --> 00:20:24,428 I say take my money. Here. Take it. Fine. Huh? 303 00:20:24,511 --> 00:20:26,471 And he says no. 304 00:20:26,513 --> 00:20:28,974 I guess you're wondering, who is this bitch here? 305 00:20:29,016 --> 00:20:32,186 That's lreenie, Dick Lecter's main squeeze... 306 00:20:32,269 --> 00:20:35,314 and the most dangerous woman on the planet. 307 00:20:35,397 --> 00:20:38,525 Now, she don't look it, but she can bring any man down. 308 00:20:38,609 --> 00:20:41,820 I know what makes Pootie Tang... 309 00:20:41,904 --> 00:20:46,200 tick, tock, tick. 310 00:21:02,341 --> 00:21:05,469 That's cool. All right. 311 00:21:06,428 --> 00:21:09,056 Cut the drums too. 312 00:21:13,727 --> 00:21:16,355 It's all gone now, Pootie. What do you wanna do? 313 00:21:17,356 --> 00:21:19,066 Lepa time. 314 00:21:23,403 --> 00:21:25,364 What's he got on his mind? 315 00:21:25,405 --> 00:21:27,824 We're starting from scratch, I guess. 316 00:21:27,866 --> 00:21:29,993 Pootie knows what Pootie do. 317 00:21:30,035 --> 00:21:31,995 This is gonna be good. 318 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:38,335 Okay, Pootie, I'll play back the levels the way you set them. 319 00:21:38,377 --> 00:21:41,713 No instruments, no vocals, no levels, everything silent. 320 00:21:41,797 --> 00:21:43,549 Set it on me. Bleed. 321 00:22:04,194 --> 00:22:07,948 Pootie don't need no words. Don't even need no music. 322 00:22:22,796 --> 00:22:25,382 We have got a hit, baby. 323 00:22:25,465 --> 00:22:27,676 I like it. Everybody seems to like it. 324 00:22:27,759 --> 00:22:30,387 But right now I got somethin' I know you all gonna like. 325 00:22:30,470 --> 00:22:33,390 We got the world premiere from Pootie Tang... 326 00:22:33,432 --> 00:22:35,642 and you know it's gonna be out of this world. 327 00:22:35,726 --> 00:22:38,812 That's right. 'Causeyou all loved his last record... 328 00:22:38,896 --> 00:22:41,231 "Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine." 329 00:22:41,315 --> 00:22:43,525 Well, you all gonna love this new one. 330 00:22:43,609 --> 00:22:46,528 The new one is called-- 331 00:22:46,612 --> 00:22:51,658 So let's listen up to the new record by Pootie Tang called-- 332 00:22:51,742 --> 00:22:54,328 From Pootie Tang. 333 00:23:09,218 --> 00:23:10,135 Oh, yeah. 334 00:23:24,525 --> 00:23:27,361 Damn, this is good! This is good! 335 00:23:27,444 --> 00:23:28,944 Man, Pootie done did it again! 336 00:23:29,793 --> 00:23:31,754 Pootie too good! Pootie too good! 337 00:23:31,837 --> 00:23:33,756 Pootie too good! Pootie too good! 338 00:23:38,969 --> 00:23:41,680 Turn that noise down, damn it! 339 00:23:48,312 --> 00:23:53,943 Legendary Pootie Tang has done it once again with his new song-- 340 00:23:55,611 --> 00:23:58,614 Already considered one of the greatest hits of all time. 341 00:23:58,697 --> 00:24:00,908 - This was the scene earlier... - Oh, you are so fine. 342 00:24:00,950 --> 00:24:03,369 as fans mobbed Pootie Tang in the streets... 343 00:24:03,452 --> 00:24:06,121 many saying they hadn't heard an artist this profound... 344 00:24:06,205 --> 00:24:07,623 since AIB. Sure. 345 00:24:07,706 --> 00:24:10,167 I love you! 346 00:24:16,715 --> 00:24:18,133 Pootie was blowin' up now. 347 00:24:18,217 --> 00:24:21,303 We talkin' big. I mean, we talkin' "Macarena" big. 348 00:24:21,387 --> 00:24:24,473 We talkin' electric slide big. 349 00:24:24,556 --> 00:24:27,101 We're talkin' Bentleys and drinkin' Crys big... 350 00:24:27,184 --> 00:24:28,769 girls in bikini thongs big. 351 00:24:28,852 --> 00:24:32,564 Everybody want a piece of Pootie. You think I'm playin'? 352 00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:37,403 Here we go, baby. Come on. Get up here. 353 00:24:46,829 --> 00:24:50,124 Aiight! 354 00:24:50,165 --> 00:24:52,876 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 355 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,337 We got Pootie Tang in the house tonight. 356 00:24:57,673 --> 00:24:59,091 Come on up, Pootie. Come on. 357 00:24:59,174 --> 00:25:01,093 I need you to sing a song with me. 358 00:25:01,176 --> 00:25:02,469 Beloved. 359 00:25:05,389 --> 00:25:07,683 I love you, Pootie Tang. Damn. 360 00:25:07,766 --> 00:25:09,977 That's a batu shane, my tellie. 361 00:25:12,062 --> 00:25:14,773 I'm 362 00:25:14,857 --> 00:25:19,028 Falling in love with you 363 00:25:19,111 --> 00:25:22,656 Because you are my man so right 364 00:25:23,490 --> 00:25:26,785 Tippi tai on my capa-town 365 00:25:29,079 --> 00:25:31,206 And I'm 366 00:25:31,290 --> 00:25:33,000 Oh, yeah 367 00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:37,212 Thinking of only you 368 00:25:37,296 --> 00:25:41,717 Because you move me so right 369 00:25:43,469 --> 00:25:45,054 All around my damie 370 00:25:48,724 --> 00:25:50,726 I feel you 371 00:25:50,809 --> 00:25:53,687 All on me, baby 372 00:25:53,729 --> 00:25:57,566 I got you I got you, baby 373 00:26:02,738 --> 00:26:06,033 Whoa, yeah, yeah 374 00:26:09,244 --> 00:26:11,580 On my clammy dees 375 00:26:13,582 --> 00:26:15,334 On my damie kings 376 00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:16,835 I'm a cry the pooster 377 00:26:16,919 --> 00:26:18,504 I'm a cry the pooster 378 00:26:24,343 --> 00:26:26,887 Pootie Tang up in this joint tonight. 379 00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:07,636 I love you. I want you. 380 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,638 Oh, take me with you. Please, Pootie. 381 00:27:09,722 --> 00:27:13,142 Pootie, please. Please. 382 00:27:13,183 --> 00:27:15,894 Wait! Oh! Pootie! 383 00:27:15,978 --> 00:27:18,355 Wait! 384 00:27:18,439 --> 00:27:20,983 Oh, Pootie, I love you. 385 00:27:21,066 --> 00:27:23,527 I want you. I love you, Pootie. 386 00:27:23,611 --> 00:27:25,029 Please! 387 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,426 Don't leave me out here in my lonesome. 388 00:27:49,595 --> 00:27:51,513 Give a girl something! 389 00:27:53,098 --> 00:27:55,184 It's not right. 390 00:28:17,915 --> 00:28:21,335 She's fine! Why did Pootie pass that up? 391 00:28:21,377 --> 00:28:24,838 'Cause she's crazy. Look at her, licking milk out of a bowl. 392 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:29,134 Oh, Pootie Tang, you gonna sine that pitty Pootie Tang 393 00:28:37,518 --> 00:28:41,522 - All right! - Bata shane, my dillie? 394 00:28:41,563 --> 00:28:43,565 Same as always, baby. 395 00:28:43,607 --> 00:28:45,067 You come by tomorrow. 396 00:28:45,109 --> 00:28:49,738 We gonna have a party! 397 00:28:49,822 --> 00:28:53,701 Talk about all the sisters and me. 398 00:28:53,742 --> 00:28:56,245 You gonna be there? 399 00:28:56,287 --> 00:28:58,247 All right, Pootie! 400 00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:14,388 Hey, young boys. 401 00:29:14,430 --> 00:29:18,017 Hey, look at her, man. 402 00:29:19,393 --> 00:29:22,271 Pink lady. 403 00:29:22,354 --> 00:29:25,232 Pull up, man. Pull up. 404 00:29:25,274 --> 00:29:27,234 Pull up! 405 00:29:41,624 --> 00:29:43,042 What you want? 406 00:29:48,297 --> 00:29:52,092 - You want somethin'? - Yes, baby, I want it. 407 00:29:53,052 --> 00:29:54,261 What you want? 408 00:29:54,303 --> 00:29:57,640 I want you to do the two of us. 409 00:29:57,723 --> 00:29:59,975 How much? 410 00:30:02,478 --> 00:30:04,605 Hey, baby, what's your problem? 411 00:30:05,356 --> 00:30:07,316 Just 'cause a girl like to dress fancy... 412 00:30:07,358 --> 00:30:09,318 and stand on a street corner near some whores... 413 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,320 you automatically think she's hooking? 414 00:30:11,362 --> 00:30:13,113 Wouldn't you? 415 00:30:13,197 --> 00:30:15,157 No, I wouldn't. 416 00:30:15,199 --> 00:30:18,243 I'm a lady, you greasy bastard. 417 00:30:27,086 --> 00:30:30,673 Oh, yeah! Pootie Tang and his boys are here! 418 00:30:41,684 --> 00:30:44,853 Yo, man, a Biggie Shorty party is exclusive, man. 419 00:30:44,937 --> 00:30:47,398 They don't let nobody in a Biggie Shorty party. 420 00:30:47,481 --> 00:30:50,651 They got a line around the block. Ain't nobody in, man. 421 00:30:50,734 --> 00:30:53,988 You know what? Nobody we know can get in this party, man. 422 00:30:54,071 --> 00:30:57,074 They don't let no light in. They don't let no electricity in. 423 00:30:57,157 --> 00:30:59,952 They don't let no water in. They don't let no air in. 424 00:31:00,035 --> 00:31:03,956 Air is going, "Man, I'm air. I'm on the list. Let me in." 425 00:31:04,039 --> 00:31:07,459 And they won't let air in. And you know air gets in everywhere. 426 00:31:07,543 --> 00:31:10,671 That's how exclusive a Biggie Shorty party is. 427 00:31:10,754 --> 00:31:13,716 You know what else? It's hard to get in too. 428 00:31:16,593 --> 00:31:18,887 I hate you! 429 00:31:18,971 --> 00:31:22,182 Go, Trucky! Go, Trucky! 430 00:31:22,224 --> 00:31:26,854 Go, Trucky! Go, Trucky! Go, Trucky! Go, Trucky! 431 00:31:26,895 --> 00:31:28,856 Go, Trucky! 432 00:31:37,948 --> 00:31:42,870 Pretty girl. Pretty girl. 433 00:31:42,911 --> 00:31:44,413 Where you go, girl? 434 00:31:46,457 --> 00:31:51,712 Pootie, you are the sexiest bastard on God's green earth. 435 00:31:51,795 --> 00:31:54,465 - Yeah. - I tell you, though. 436 00:31:54,548 --> 00:31:57,426 Someday I'm gonna get me a piece of you myself. 437 00:31:57,926 --> 00:32:01,430 - Sepatown. - Sepatown, my ass. 438 00:32:01,513 --> 00:32:04,516 You gonna be inside of a bed with me someday. 439 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:09,021 You mark my words, you skinny, wonderful man. 440 00:32:10,564 --> 00:32:12,858 Pretty girl! 441 00:32:12,942 --> 00:32:14,860 Pretty girl! 442 00:32:14,944 --> 00:32:17,571 Sexy! 443 00:32:17,655 --> 00:32:21,241 Pretty girl? Pretty girl! 444 00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:24,828 How does a woman get to you anyway? 445 00:32:24,912 --> 00:32:27,873 It's like a state secret. 446 00:32:27,957 --> 00:32:31,543 How to bed Pootie Tang. 447 00:32:32,336 --> 00:32:35,547 Get off him already. He don't want none of your mess. 448 00:32:40,761 --> 00:32:43,555 I tell you what, Pootie. 449 00:32:43,639 --> 00:32:47,226 Someday you gonna meet your match in a woman. 450 00:32:47,309 --> 00:32:51,647 Someday you gonna meet the Darth Vader of T. and A. 451 00:32:51,730 --> 00:32:56,277 Some woman's gonna kick your ass and love you to death... 452 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,946 and then you gonna be lying in the Dumpster... 453 00:32:59,029 --> 00:33:02,116 done banged to death by the dark side of love. 454 00:33:03,242 --> 00:33:05,452 And on that day, Pootie... 455 00:33:06,787 --> 00:33:09,832 I'm gonna be there. 456 00:33:09,915 --> 00:33:15,129 And I'm gonna make sweet love to you. 457 00:33:16,046 --> 00:33:17,131 Sexy girl! 458 00:33:17,172 --> 00:33:19,133 - Damn, man. - Oh, I'm sorry. 459 00:33:19,174 --> 00:33:22,594 I thought she was somebody else, man. I'm sorry. 460 00:33:22,678 --> 00:33:25,723 I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. 461 00:33:29,602 --> 00:33:31,186 Damn. I didn't get your name, did l? 462 00:33:33,981 --> 00:33:37,443 Damn. Do I know you? 463 00:33:37,526 --> 00:33:38,986 Do you want me to pull your legs off? 464 00:33:39,028 --> 00:33:41,322 - Pardon me? - You wanna make out? 465 00:33:41,363 --> 00:33:45,451 I might enjoy that. I just might enjoy that. 466 00:33:45,534 --> 00:33:50,205 I might enjoy that. You know, I just might enjoy that. 467 00:33:56,211 --> 00:33:58,631 Shut up! 468 00:33:59,757 --> 00:34:02,343 Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 469 00:34:02,426 --> 00:34:04,887 Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute! 470 00:34:04,970 --> 00:34:08,557 Look here. Call me a sissy, but you need to stop, baby. 471 00:34:08,641 --> 00:34:10,559 You are tearing me apart. You're killing me. 472 00:34:10,643 --> 00:34:12,561 - You want me to stop? - Well, yes, I do. 473 00:34:12,645 --> 00:34:16,398 Okay, then, you tell me something. 474 00:34:16,482 --> 00:34:20,069 - What do you wanna know? - What's Pootie's secret? 475 00:34:22,988 --> 00:34:24,031 I can't tell you that. 476 00:34:24,114 --> 00:34:27,576 Now, I would never do anything to hurt Pootie Tang. 477 00:34:27,618 --> 00:34:31,330 But like I said, Ireenie knew how to break a brother down. 478 00:34:31,413 --> 00:34:34,541 - I can't tell you that. - You can't? All right. 479 00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:42,257 Okay, wait. I'll tell you. 480 00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:45,427 I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. 481 00:34:45,511 --> 00:34:47,888 It's the belt. It's the belt. 482 00:34:47,930 --> 00:34:50,099 It's magical. 483 00:34:50,182 --> 00:34:53,727 He can kick anybody's ass with that damn belt. 484 00:35:03,686 --> 00:35:06,188 Yeah. Give me your money, you fancy pants bastard... 485 00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:08,983 or I'll stick this in you deep. 486 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:11,944 Wa-da-tah, my damie. 487 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:15,864 Hey, I'm not your damie. Now, give me your cash. I know you got it. 488 00:35:19,076 --> 00:35:23,205 Hey, I told you to back off! 489 00:35:37,094 --> 00:35:39,847 Pootie, the craziest thing just happened to me. 490 00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:43,934 I'm in the club, man. I'm-- Pootie, look out. 491 00:35:44,018 --> 00:35:48,147 Bang! Bang! Bang! 492 00:36:00,117 --> 00:36:03,203 Pootie? Everything under control? 493 00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:08,375 Kayed a brother, di. 494 00:36:08,459 --> 00:36:10,878 Kayed a brother, di! 495 00:36:10,961 --> 00:36:13,505 I'm a shamey day! 496 00:36:13,589 --> 00:36:15,883 I'm a shamey day! 497 00:36:18,427 --> 00:36:21,639 Oh, it hurts Pootie to kill a man... 498 00:36:21,722 --> 00:36:23,891 but he knows he's got to do it. 499 00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:26,685 But it hurts him so bad... 500 00:36:26,769 --> 00:36:28,687 to right those wrongs. 501 00:36:28,771 --> 00:36:31,065 My man Pootie Tang! 502 00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:42,034 Come back on the bettie tai! 503 00:36:42,076 --> 00:36:45,079 Come back on the bettie tai! 504 00:36:45,162 --> 00:36:48,457 Come back on the bettie tai! 505 00:36:56,298 --> 00:36:59,301 Hey, all right, my damie. 506 00:36:59,426 --> 00:37:03,305 Why didn't Trucky tell Pootie that he told Ireenie all his business? 507 00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:04,890 Just runnin' his mouth. 508 00:37:04,974 --> 00:37:07,977 I guess when you see a man being brought back from the dead... 509 00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:09,979 you forget shit. 510 00:37:10,062 --> 00:37:12,106 Or maybe you just a dumb-ass. 511 00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:23,409 Stop the movie. Remember when Daddy Tang told little Pootie-- 512 00:37:23,492 --> 00:37:27,496 Don't let the ladies come between you and the belt. 513 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:31,792 Well, what Daddy Tang forgot to tell Pootie was about his only weakness.: 514 00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:32,835 ho's. 515 00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:36,130 Even Pootie Tang's belt was no match for Ireenie. 516 00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:39,925 You can't beat a ho' with a belt. They like that shit. 517 00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:58,986 I'm sorry. Did my cart hit your cart? 518 00:37:59,028 --> 00:38:02,698 I'm so sorry about that. 519 00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:13,375 Did I hurt you? 520 00:38:13,417 --> 00:38:16,128 Oh, what a drag. 521 00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:18,756 Again, I am... 522 00:38:18,839 --> 00:38:21,425 very sorry! 523 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:49,203 Pootie, will you do something for me? 524 00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:52,039 Will you do something for Ireenie? 525 00:38:55,918 --> 00:38:57,878 Sign your pretty name. 526 00:39:03,092 --> 00:39:05,594 Sign it. 527 00:39:05,636 --> 00:39:09,223 Sign it. Sign it. 528 00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:11,392 Sign it. 529 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,318 He signed it. 530 00:39:28,701 --> 00:39:29,952 He signed it. 531 00:39:30,661 --> 00:39:32,955 He signed it. Oh, God. 532 00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:36,959 Signed it? Nice job, Ireenie. 533 00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:39,795 You're a damn genius, baby. 534 00:39:40,963 --> 00:39:42,589 "I, Pootie Tang, do surrender to Lecter Corp... 535 00:39:42,673 --> 00:39:45,926 all the rights to my image and likeness." 536 00:39:45,968 --> 00:39:47,469 Oh, yes, yes. 537 00:39:47,553 --> 00:39:49,553 "I will whole heartedly endorse all Lecter Corp. products... 538 00:39:50,180 --> 00:39:52,558 and will do my best to convince the children of the world... 539 00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:54,977 that the above mentioned are all clean, safe... 540 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,479 and should be bought and used by all of them." 541 00:39:57,563 --> 00:40:01,483 No, not the tippi tais, no. 542 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:04,778 No, no. You are part of the corporation, just like us. 543 00:40:05,654 --> 00:40:07,656 Thought you could stay out of it, huh? 544 00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:11,076 Welcome aboard, Pootie Tang. 545 00:40:12,786 --> 00:40:14,955 Are you looking for something, my friend? 546 00:40:15,039 --> 00:40:19,501 Are you? I've got it all now. 547 00:40:19,543 --> 00:40:23,213 Shocking news today as beloved Pootie Tang has agreed to endorse... 548 00:40:23,297 --> 00:40:26,592 several controversial products for Lecter Corp.... 549 00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:28,761 the infamous giant corporation. 550 00:40:28,844 --> 00:40:31,472 Yo, fellas, somethin' on the TV about Pootie Tang. 551 00:40:31,513 --> 00:40:33,599 Even my kids, man, looked up to him. You know what I mean? 552 00:40:33,682 --> 00:40:37,436 They don't even look at Dad like they look at him. 553 00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:40,648 But now since he crossed, man, my little-- 554 00:40:40,689 --> 00:40:42,691 my little man came up to me the other day and was like... 555 00:40:42,733 --> 00:40:44,693 "Man, how could he do that bullshit, man? 556 00:40:44,735 --> 00:40:46,695 -- that--" I'm lookin' at him like, "Whoa." 557 00:40:56,538 --> 00:41:00,959 Pootie Tang has made my children cry. I'll not support him anymore. 558 00:41:01,043 --> 00:41:03,921 Lecter Corp. effectively owns the name Pootie Tang... 559 00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:07,508 his image and all copyrights that go along with it. 560 00:41:08,676 --> 00:41:12,846 Mr. Tang agreed to do commercials endorsing our sneakers... 561 00:41:12,930 --> 00:41:15,516 food products and cigarettes, whiskey, mace, switchblades... 562 00:41:15,557 --> 00:41:16,517 rat poison. 563 00:41:16,558 --> 00:41:18,519 Mr. Lecter, can we have a statement-- 564 00:41:25,109 --> 00:41:27,027 You know, Biggie Shorty, I got to say... 565 00:41:27,111 --> 00:41:30,447 I always had a high opinion of Pootie Tang. 566 00:41:30,531 --> 00:41:33,325 But the way things are going now, not only has he sold out... 567 00:41:33,409 --> 00:41:35,327 he's scraping the bottom of the barrel. 568 00:41:35,411 --> 00:41:39,081 Pootie Tang was drugged by that crazy-ass Ireenie. 569 00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:41,500 - Haven't you been watchin' the film? - And that's what disturbs me. 570 00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:44,503 He's out there telling kids not to go to school... 571 00:41:44,586 --> 00:41:47,089 to eat fast food, to do drugs. 572 00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:50,592 This is not the Pootie Tang I thought I knew and I used to admire. 573 00:41:50,676 --> 00:41:54,388 - He would never tell kids that. - You're in denial. 574 00:41:54,471 --> 00:41:56,682 He's out there doing dirt to his own reputation. 575 00:41:56,724 --> 00:42:00,352 - You don't know Pootie Tang. - I don't know Pootie Tang? 576 00:42:00,436 --> 00:42:02,354 Believe me, I know Pootie Tang... 577 00:42:02,438 --> 00:42:04,565 and this is not the Pootie Tang I thought I knew. 578 00:42:04,648 --> 00:42:07,943 I thought a man of your stature would have better sense... 579 00:42:08,027 --> 00:42:09,945 than to fall for no mess like that. 580 00:42:11,947 --> 00:42:14,825 Look, this thing has all fallen apart. 581 00:42:14,908 --> 00:42:18,162 The man used to be admired by people of all walks of life. 582 00:42:18,245 --> 00:42:20,581 And you know what? 583 00:42:20,622 --> 00:42:24,501 If the world is gonna fall for this mess about my Pootie Tang... 584 00:42:24,585 --> 00:42:26,879 then maybe the world don't deserve Pootie Tang. 585 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,507 What do you think Pootie Tang needs at this point in his life? 586 00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:33,552 He just needs some of my good lovin'... 587 00:42:33,636 --> 00:42:35,888 and he will be all right. 588 00:42:35,971 --> 00:42:38,057 - You watch. - I hope you're right. 589 00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:40,434 - I know I'm right. - Yeah, we'll see. 590 00:42:40,476 --> 00:42:42,478 - Yeah, we'll see. - That's right. 591 00:42:42,561 --> 00:42:44,480 - Watch. - I will. 592 00:42:56,116 --> 00:42:58,410 Pootie Tang was messed up. 593 00:42:58,494 --> 00:43:00,371 - Punk bitch. - Sellout. 594 00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:05,751 - Look at him. Damn, Pootie! - Get a job, you bum. 595 00:43:05,834 --> 00:43:10,214 Get it together, man. Pootie looked like who did it and ran. 596 00:43:10,297 --> 00:43:13,092 Pootie turned to the only woman who could help him. 597 00:43:30,401 --> 00:43:32,861 Poor Pootie Tang. 598 00:43:34,321 --> 00:43:37,741 That's all right. Mama's got you. 599 00:43:37,825 --> 00:43:40,077 That's all right. 600 00:43:42,204 --> 00:43:44,748 Biggie Shorty's gonna take care of you. 601 00:43:44,832 --> 00:43:47,042 Don't you worry. 602 00:43:47,126 --> 00:43:50,129 Gonna have sex with you too, you know. 603 00:43:50,212 --> 00:43:52,131 Finally. 604 00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:01,890 Are you sure you gotta go, Pootie? 605 00:44:01,974 --> 00:44:03,934 Yeah. 606 00:44:04,018 --> 00:44:06,478 That's a damn shame. 607 00:44:06,562 --> 00:44:10,065 You were the best piece of man I ever had. 608 00:44:10,149 --> 00:44:12,693 You know, you could just stay here and live between my bosoms... 609 00:44:12,776 --> 00:44:16,238 for the rest of your life. 610 00:44:16,322 --> 00:44:19,033 Pootie gotta flittie tai, Biggie Shorty. 611 00:44:20,367 --> 00:44:23,454 Man's gotta do, I suppose. 612 00:44:23,537 --> 00:44:27,166 As long as you gone they can't make you do no more commercials. 613 00:44:27,249 --> 00:44:28,334 Where you going? 614 00:44:30,878 --> 00:44:35,591 I tell you what. I got a little farmhouse outside of Greenville. 615 00:44:35,674 --> 00:44:38,844 It was my mama's. It ain't much, but nobody's livin' there. 616 00:44:38,927 --> 00:44:41,930 You go out there, find yourself. 617 00:44:43,349 --> 00:44:46,185 But then you come back to me, okay? 618 00:44:46,268 --> 00:44:48,187 That's a fine tine, baby. 619 00:44:48,270 --> 00:44:53,025 Give me some of that bony ass one more time before you hit the road. 620 00:45:00,616 --> 00:45:05,371 Man, I hates prison. Prison sucks. 621 00:45:05,412 --> 00:45:07,414 I reckon it's supposed to. 622 00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:11,168 You got somethin' for me? 623 00:45:21,512 --> 00:45:26,058 Oh, this some fine dirt. This is some good dirt. 624 00:45:26,141 --> 00:45:28,060 You know I'm gonna hook you up. 625 00:45:28,143 --> 00:45:30,062 Man, I hate these bastards. 626 00:45:30,145 --> 00:45:32,398 They make me shower every day. 627 00:45:32,481 --> 00:45:37,987 They never let me get dirty. I need to be dirty. I'm Dirty Dee, damn it! 628 00:45:40,197 --> 00:45:45,035 You gonna be dirty again soon. I promise. 629 00:45:45,119 --> 00:45:47,204 It's that Pootie Tang. 630 00:45:47,287 --> 00:45:49,873 It's that Pootie Tang. He got to be stopped. 631 00:45:49,957 --> 00:45:54,753 I'm the one that's got to stop him. Pootie goddamn Tang! 632 00:45:54,837 --> 00:45:58,090 You gonna, you gotta You gonna, you gotta 633 00:46:00,050 --> 00:46:00,926 Thank you. 634 00:46:04,346 --> 00:46:07,766 Pootie was headed to the farm. I wanted to go with him. 635 00:46:07,850 --> 00:46:10,436 - I wanna go with you, brother. - Everything was all my fault. 636 00:46:10,519 --> 00:46:13,814 Pootie, everything that happened, man, it's all my fault. 637 00:46:13,856 --> 00:46:17,609 - I told that bitch all about him. - I told this bitch all about you. 638 00:46:17,693 --> 00:46:20,779 - She just used it against him. - And she just used it against you. 639 00:46:20,863 --> 00:46:23,824 - I was sorry. - I'm sorry, man. I'm so sorry. 640 00:46:23,866 --> 00:46:25,659 - It was killing me. - It was killing me. 641 00:46:25,701 --> 00:46:28,370 - Only did it for the ass. - Only did it for her ass. 642 00:46:30,456 --> 00:46:32,875 That deri-teri was all the dinie, huh? 643 00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:35,502 - I felt like he saved my life. - Pootie, man, I just feel like... 644 00:46:35,586 --> 00:46:37,546 you saved my life. 645 00:46:37,588 --> 00:46:40,174 - And I messed his all up. - Now I messed yours all up. 646 00:46:40,257 --> 00:46:44,386 - I wanted him to forgive me. - Can you ever forgive me, man? 647 00:46:47,765 --> 00:46:49,808 You my main damie, man. 648 00:46:52,394 --> 00:46:55,064 Ain't no bad tammie between us. 649 00:46:55,147 --> 00:46:58,025 - I wondered if he meant it. - You mean it? 650 00:46:58,067 --> 00:47:01,320 - I'm a Baino Denny. - I wanted to go with him. 651 00:47:01,403 --> 00:47:03,906 Can I go to the farm with you, brother? 652 00:47:03,989 --> 00:47:06,075 Wa-da-tah! 653 00:47:06,158 --> 00:47:08,911 All right! Me and Pootie going to the farm! 654 00:47:10,079 --> 00:47:12,164 I'm lookin' forward to this farm life. 655 00:47:12,247 --> 00:47:14,166 Enough of the city for me. 656 00:47:15,751 --> 00:47:19,505 Yeah, this is just what we need, Pootie. 657 00:47:19,588 --> 00:47:23,884 Live off the fat of the land, work hard. 658 00:47:23,926 --> 00:47:27,221 Farming, farming, farming. I can't wait, man. 659 00:47:27,262 --> 00:47:29,223 I cannot wait. 660 00:47:29,264 --> 00:47:32,434 We're gonna milk that cow. 661 00:47:32,518 --> 00:47:34,436 Get all that milk. 662 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,689 Two percent, fat free. 663 00:47:36,772 --> 00:47:41,026 Skim milk. All that, man. Chocolate milk. 664 00:47:41,110 --> 00:47:44,947 I don't need no television, cappuccino... 665 00:47:45,030 --> 00:47:47,199 partying all night long. 666 00:47:47,282 --> 00:47:51,328 I'm want some blisters on my hands, some sweat on my back. 667 00:47:51,412 --> 00:47:52,579 That's what I want. 668 00:47:58,711 --> 00:48:00,587 Shit! 669 00:48:00,629 --> 00:48:04,591 Oh, man. My pants. Oh, man! My damn pants. 670 00:48:04,633 --> 00:48:07,511 All right. Farming, farming, farming. 671 00:48:20,082 --> 00:48:23,002 This is not the thing, man. This ain't cool, man. 672 00:48:23,044 --> 00:48:26,047 Dirty shoes, dirty pants... 673 00:48:26,130 --> 00:48:28,841 dirty shirt, musty, stinky. 674 00:48:28,883 --> 00:48:30,885 It's hotter than a camel's hump out here, man. 675 00:48:30,968 --> 00:48:33,387 And mosquitos all over my shirt. I can't do it, man. 676 00:48:33,429 --> 00:48:35,890 Whose dog is this dog following me around? 677 00:48:35,932 --> 00:48:38,059 Whose dog is that? You don't know who dog that is. 678 00:48:38,142 --> 00:48:40,686 That could be anybody's dog. It's too hot. 679 00:48:40,728 --> 00:48:42,688 You know you're hot. 680 00:49:02,416 --> 00:49:03,835 I didn't wanna leave Pootie... 681 00:49:03,918 --> 00:49:06,087 but I wasn't trying to hear all that survival shit. 682 00:49:06,170 --> 00:49:09,549 Outback, my ass. I need conveniences, man. 683 00:49:10,216 --> 00:49:13,052 On the other hand, Pootie was lovin' every minute of it. 684 00:49:13,094 --> 00:49:16,764 He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. 685 00:49:16,848 --> 00:49:18,891 He was "juvenated" before, lost it... 686 00:49:18,975 --> 00:49:21,394 and got "juvenated" again. 687 00:49:21,435 --> 00:49:22,311 Rejuvenated. 688 00:49:35,032 --> 00:49:38,870 And when Pootie planted his first cornstalk... 689 00:49:38,953 --> 00:49:40,872 he was happy. 690 00:49:40,955 --> 00:49:44,667 Too damn happy, if you ask me. It was just corn. 691 00:49:49,964 --> 00:49:53,593 But that was just what he needed to take his mind off his troubles. 692 00:49:53,634 --> 00:49:56,762 Rown on the crowny town. 693 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,142 Mornin'. 694 00:50:05,188 --> 00:50:07,565 - Hi, Daddy. - Not now, Stacy, honey. 695 00:50:07,648 --> 00:50:10,943 There's a new fella here in town. He's coming in here in a minute. 696 00:50:11,944 --> 00:50:12,862 So? 697 00:50:12,945 --> 00:50:16,449 So? So maybe you can marry him, that's what so. 698 00:50:16,532 --> 00:50:18,492 Aw, Daddy! 699 00:50:18,534 --> 00:50:22,788 Oh, come on. Cut that shit out, Stacy. 700 00:50:22,830 --> 00:50:25,583 Here he comes. 701 00:50:25,666 --> 00:50:27,585 Yeah. Hey there. 702 00:50:27,668 --> 00:50:30,296 You got your can filled all right? 703 00:50:33,549 --> 00:50:35,051 This here is my daughter. 704 00:50:36,135 --> 00:50:37,053 Stacy. 705 00:50:43,226 --> 00:50:46,646 Dillie on... 706 00:50:46,687 --> 00:50:48,147 my damie. 707 00:50:54,237 --> 00:50:57,323 And she's a looker, ain't she? Huh? 708 00:51:14,924 --> 00:51:16,509 God, you stink. 709 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,053 Thank you. 710 00:51:19,136 --> 00:51:21,556 I wanna talk to you about Pootie Tang. 711 00:51:21,639 --> 00:51:24,559 You mean Public Enemy Number One in my world. 712 00:51:27,854 --> 00:51:29,814 Right? 713 00:51:29,897 --> 00:51:31,899 We learned that anything can be addictive. 714 00:51:32,733 --> 00:51:36,654 We took our burgers and pumped them so full of MSG... 715 00:51:36,737 --> 00:51:40,700 that people can't even taste real food anymore. 716 00:51:40,783 --> 00:51:44,495 Today American kids don't eat 'cause they're hungry. 717 00:51:44,579 --> 00:51:48,958 They eat 'cause they just gotta have another Lecter burger. 718 00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:52,545 You see, I own Pootie's name. 719 00:51:52,587 --> 00:51:56,299 He's mine. I don't need him to sell my products anymore... 720 00:51:57,175 --> 00:51:59,594 because I've got thousands of them all over the country. 721 00:51:59,635 --> 00:52:04,015 I'm just gonna give them the clothes and this training tape. 722 00:52:05,433 --> 00:52:08,227 And remember, when making a public appearance... 723 00:52:08,311 --> 00:52:11,898 Pootie Tang always struts like this. 724 00:52:16,444 --> 00:52:21,240 Next week we're opening a brand-new nationwide chain of burger stands. 725 00:52:25,161 --> 00:52:28,289 Pootie's Bad Time Burgers. 726 00:52:28,372 --> 00:52:30,833 In fact, the only thing that could mess up our little party... 727 00:52:30,917 --> 00:52:34,253 is if the real Pootie showed up. 728 00:52:34,337 --> 00:52:36,297 But that ain't good enough. 729 00:52:38,299 --> 00:52:40,468 - I want him dead. - Yeah. 730 00:52:40,551 --> 00:52:45,139 I'd like to put that bitch in the ground myself, but I ain't magical. 731 00:52:45,223 --> 00:52:47,016 I been tryin' to get that Pootie for years. 732 00:52:47,099 --> 00:52:50,978 He done jailed or offed all my boys. All I got left is Froggy. 733 00:52:51,020 --> 00:52:53,981 Nobody know where Pootie's at. 734 00:52:54,023 --> 00:52:56,734 I know where he's at. 735 00:52:56,817 --> 00:52:58,736 I got people everywhere, baby. 736 00:52:58,819 --> 00:53:02,281 Nobody can hide from corporate America. 737 00:53:02,365 --> 00:53:04,825 And as far as how to beat him... 738 00:53:07,036 --> 00:53:09,830 maybe this will help. 739 00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:14,794 Hello. 740 00:53:16,045 --> 00:53:18,464 - Hello. - Uh-oh. Look at this. 741 00:53:18,506 --> 00:53:21,259 Remember her? That's Stacy, the sheriff's daughter. 742 00:53:21,342 --> 00:53:24,512 He's been trying to get her ass married since she was 12 years old. 743 00:53:24,595 --> 00:53:27,515 Hello? Is anybody here? 744 00:53:35,022 --> 00:53:38,526 Why-- I'm sorry, l-- 745 00:53:41,070 --> 00:53:43,990 Well, I made you a pie... 746 00:53:44,031 --> 00:53:45,825 cake. 747 00:53:50,371 --> 00:53:53,124 Do you want the pie? 748 00:53:58,171 --> 00:54:02,425 I know I'm not pretty or... 749 00:54:05,803 --> 00:54:07,388 or sexy. 750 00:54:09,557 --> 00:54:11,350 You probably like a-- 751 00:54:12,685 --> 00:54:14,604 a sexy girl, right? 752 00:54:31,412 --> 00:54:33,873 Baby... 753 00:54:33,915 --> 00:54:37,627 I'm gonna sine your pity on the runny Kine. 754 00:54:50,264 --> 00:54:54,560 Now, see, that's what makes Pootie Tang a real hero. 755 00:54:54,602 --> 00:54:57,188 He can't stand by and see a woman not lovin' herself. 756 00:54:57,271 --> 00:54:59,398 He's gonna put the love in her. 757 00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:02,902 Now, me, I say just give her a compliment. 758 00:55:02,985 --> 00:55:05,988 Hey, I like your shoes. Have you been working out? 759 00:55:06,072 --> 00:55:08,699 Girl, what you doin' with your hair? 760 00:55:08,783 --> 00:55:11,619 But I tell you what... 761 00:55:11,702 --> 00:55:15,373 I'm only gonna buy this hero shit but so many times. 762 00:55:15,456 --> 00:55:17,208 Meanwhile... 763 00:55:17,291 --> 00:55:20,586 back in the big city, all hell was breaking loose, y'all. 764 00:55:20,670 --> 00:55:23,256 I'm talking about drug dealin', drug usin'... 765 00:55:23,339 --> 00:55:25,007 booty shakin '... 766 00:55:25,091 --> 00:55:26,259 too much damn TV... 767 00:55:26,300 --> 00:55:30,012 drinkin', people eating too much, gettin' all fat and sloppy... 768 00:55:30,096 --> 00:55:33,808 fightin', kids out of school, ain't nobody readin'... 769 00:55:33,891 --> 00:55:35,977 people actin ' a straight damn fool. 770 00:55:36,060 --> 00:55:38,062 And corporate America was just lovin' it. 771 00:55:38,145 --> 00:55:40,439 Look at 'em. It's a party now. 772 00:55:40,523 --> 00:55:44,151 Since he left, it just changed. Everything just went bonkers, man. 773 00:55:44,235 --> 00:55:46,737 Everybody lost their mind and whatnot. 774 00:55:46,821 --> 00:55:48,906 Pootie Tang, you shouldn't do this. 775 00:55:48,990 --> 00:55:51,117 You should come back to the city, where you belong. 776 00:55:56,581 --> 00:55:58,791 Back on the farm, the worst happened. 777 00:55:58,833 --> 00:56:01,335 Pootie Tang's cornstalk died. 778 00:56:01,377 --> 00:56:03,462 And for the third time in his life... 779 00:56:03,504 --> 00:56:06,716 Pootie lost the only thing that was important to him. 780 00:56:06,799 --> 00:56:11,637 First his family, then his belt, and now his corn died. 781 00:56:11,679 --> 00:56:14,265 Farm life was driving Pootie crazy. 782 00:56:14,348 --> 00:56:16,601 He must have lost his damn mind. Look at him. 783 00:56:16,684 --> 00:56:20,104 Down on his knees, crying over a piece of corn. 784 00:56:20,188 --> 00:56:23,566 Not even popcorn. Regular damn corn. 785 00:56:23,649 --> 00:56:25,651 Pootie Tang had lost all hope... 786 00:56:25,735 --> 00:56:28,362 and it was gonna take a miracle to bring him back. 787 00:56:45,755 --> 00:56:47,798 Up here, Pootie. 788 00:57:05,441 --> 00:57:07,485 Hey, watch the leaves. 789 00:57:11,197 --> 00:57:14,200 - Daddy? - You damn right I'm your daddy. 790 00:57:14,283 --> 00:57:17,370 Pootie, what you doin' runnin' away from your problems? 791 00:57:17,453 --> 00:57:18,913 Did I teach you like that? 792 00:57:20,373 --> 00:57:21,582 Hey, don't you mumble, boy! 793 00:57:21,666 --> 00:57:24,252 Pootie, my boy. 794 00:57:24,335 --> 00:57:25,586 Mama Di. 795 00:57:25,670 --> 00:57:29,841 Pootie, you're a good man. I'm proud of you. 796 00:57:29,924 --> 00:57:34,595 You have so much love in you, and you can give it like a gift. 797 00:57:35,304 --> 00:57:38,766 Your father was wrong to tell you to guard it like a secret. 798 00:57:38,808 --> 00:57:42,270 - What was that? - Shut your mouth! 799 00:57:42,311 --> 00:57:45,022 - Woman! - You corn-ass fool! 800 00:57:49,151 --> 00:57:51,237 Teach the world right from wrong... 801 00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:54,907 but love the world at the same time. 802 00:57:54,949 --> 00:57:56,492 That's the key. 803 00:57:56,576 --> 00:58:00,288 Where's your belt, boy? You let some girl get your belt. 804 00:58:00,371 --> 00:58:04,375 You let the ladies get your belt. I knew that would happen. 805 00:58:04,458 --> 00:58:06,794 Now you done lost all your confidence. 806 00:58:06,878 --> 00:58:10,256 I'll tell you something, ain't nothing special about that belt. 807 00:58:10,298 --> 00:58:12,884 I bought it at Piggly Wiggly for 95 cents. 808 00:58:12,967 --> 00:58:17,388 You don't need that belt 'cause you got goodness in your heart. 809 00:58:17,471 --> 00:58:20,600 Now you need to go out there and take that and kick some ass. 810 00:58:22,852 --> 00:58:24,145 Hey, don't you mumble, boy! 811 00:58:24,228 --> 00:58:26,147 Now, go out there, take that goodness... 812 00:58:26,230 --> 00:58:28,482 and teach the world right from wrong. 813 00:58:28,566 --> 00:58:29,859 Now git! 814 00:58:54,008 --> 00:58:55,510 I, uh-- 815 00:58:56,802 --> 00:59:00,556 I think maybe you and me got something to talk about, huh? 816 00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:02,600 I, uh-- 817 00:59:02,683 --> 00:59:06,187 I understand you and Stacy there... 818 00:59:07,939 --> 00:59:09,649 got to know each other, huh? 819 00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:19,742 Had yourself a little time there? 820 00:59:24,622 --> 00:59:25,790 Yeah. 821 00:59:30,086 --> 00:59:31,420 That's terrific! 822 00:59:32,547 --> 00:59:36,133 Well, partner, when's the wedding, huh? 823 00:59:42,390 --> 00:59:44,100 Like I say... 824 00:59:44,183 --> 00:59:48,437 I sure would be mighty proud to have you for a son-in-law. 825 01:00:05,079 --> 01:00:06,497 What the hell? 826 01:00:29,854 --> 01:00:31,856 What you doin' way out here? 827 01:00:32,648 --> 01:00:33,648 You know these guys? 828 01:00:35,207 --> 01:00:40,587 I come to call you out, maggot-eatin' bitch! 829 01:00:40,670 --> 01:00:46,426 You ain't come one, but many tine tanies. 830 01:00:46,510 --> 01:00:50,847 Well, I gets by with a little help from my friends. 831 01:00:51,765 --> 01:00:55,685 Now, listen here, fellas, we don't want no trouble here. 832 01:00:55,727 --> 01:00:58,855 Why don't you just move on through, huh? 833 01:01:00,023 --> 01:01:02,984 - What up, Hop along? -Just back off there, young man. 834 01:01:03,026 --> 01:01:06,571 - I'm sheriff of this here county. - Damn! Hold up! Hold up! 835 01:01:06,655 --> 01:01:09,950 Rewind that. Go back. Go back. Let me see that one more time! 836 01:01:10,033 --> 01:01:11,743 I'm sheriff of this here county. 837 01:01:11,827 --> 01:01:16,832 Oh! That had to hurt his ass! I know he's embarrassed. 838 01:01:16,915 --> 01:01:19,000 Slap him like a bitch! 839 01:01:20,752 --> 01:01:23,547 Ooh, he shouldn't have done that. 840 01:01:23,630 --> 01:01:25,757 He done messed around and got Pootie Tang mad, baby. 841 01:01:25,841 --> 01:01:27,926 Come on, Pootie! 842 01:01:29,803 --> 01:01:32,222 Question: Where do you think you-- 843 01:01:32,264 --> 01:01:34,599 Wait! Hold up! Hold up, Pootie! 844 01:01:38,770 --> 01:01:40,230 Capa-town, my ass! 845 01:01:41,982 --> 01:01:44,401 Oh, you not so bad now, are you? 846 01:02:58,350 --> 01:03:02,938 Guess you, um, slapped him like a bitch, huh? 847 01:03:05,148 --> 01:03:06,775 Yeah. 848 01:03:06,858 --> 01:03:08,693 Now... 849 01:03:10,654 --> 01:03:12,405 Like I was sayin'-- 850 01:03:29,172 --> 01:03:31,424 I was searching for Pootie high and low... 851 01:03:31,508 --> 01:03:34,052 then I finally remembered he was at the farm. 852 01:03:34,136 --> 01:03:36,138 All this time I had been talking about the farm. 853 01:03:36,221 --> 01:03:39,558 How the hell did I forget he was at the damn farm? 854 01:03:39,641 --> 01:03:42,602 Anyway, I got there just in the nick of time. 855 01:03:42,686 --> 01:03:46,606 Oh, Pootie, you got to come back to the city right now. 856 01:03:46,690 --> 01:03:50,068 - What's the dabble, di? - There's a wedding going on here. 857 01:03:50,152 --> 01:03:52,571 Man, they are using your face, man. 858 01:03:52,654 --> 01:03:55,824 They're making you sell products even when you're not there. 859 01:03:55,866 --> 01:03:57,701 I'm talking about cigarettes, man. 860 01:03:57,784 --> 01:04:01,538 And look. Malt liquor? Pootie Tang malt liquor? 861 01:04:01,621 --> 01:04:03,707 They got all these Pootie-alikes. 862 01:04:03,790 --> 01:04:05,834 You know what I'm saying? Hawkin' all this shit. 863 01:04:05,917 --> 01:04:08,003 And everybody thinks it's you, man, really. 864 01:04:08,086 --> 01:04:11,673 Come back to the city and let everybody know the truth, man. 865 01:04:11,715 --> 01:04:13,216 Come on! 866 01:04:24,561 --> 01:04:26,813 All right, Pootie Tang! 867 01:04:32,944 --> 01:04:36,490 I ain't the marrying type. I don't make my bed. 868 01:04:36,573 --> 01:04:39,326 I leave the toilet seat up all the time. I'm a single-- 869 01:04:40,535 --> 01:04:43,580 Oh, but she is a lovely lady though. 870 01:04:53,715 --> 01:04:58,094 Pootie Tang and I are thrilled to be opening this... 871 01:04:58,136 --> 01:05:03,183 the first Pootie Tang Bad Time Burger restaurant. 872 01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:05,185 Right, Pootie? 873 01:05:05,268 --> 01:05:06,770 Sa da tay. 874 01:05:06,853 --> 01:05:09,439 Sa da tay. Got that? 875 01:05:10,357 --> 01:05:14,277 Man, that ain't Pootie Tang. That's Doodie Tang. 876 01:05:14,319 --> 01:05:16,279 You know, that ain't Pootie Tang neither. 877 01:05:16,321 --> 01:05:18,281 I know it ain't Pootie Tang! 878 01:05:20,283 --> 01:05:22,536 I just said it ain't Pootie Tang! 879 01:05:22,619 --> 01:05:25,288 It's Doodie Tang! Shut up! 880 01:05:25,372 --> 01:05:28,500 Sepatown, tipi tais. 881 01:05:28,583 --> 01:05:30,293 There you go. Sepatown, tipi tais. 882 01:05:34,714 --> 01:05:38,593 - Oh, Christ. - Hey, that's Pootie Tang. 883 01:05:38,969 --> 01:05:40,762 Wa-da-tah. 884 01:05:40,846 --> 01:05:42,806 Don't pay attention to him. That's nobody. 885 01:05:42,889 --> 01:05:45,350 This is Pootie Tang here. 886 01:05:45,434 --> 01:05:48,270 Yes. I'm Pootie. 887 01:05:48,311 --> 01:05:51,773 Now, clap it up, my hammies. 888 01:05:51,857 --> 01:05:55,610 Rinatine, my America. 889 01:05:55,652 --> 01:05:59,114 Coola may, my ca-- 890 01:06:04,828 --> 01:06:08,748 You think you've solved the problem? Well, guess again. 891 01:06:14,337 --> 01:06:18,091 See, I got more Pooties than you, Pootie. 892 01:06:27,350 --> 01:06:29,853 You're not only late, but you're outnumbered. 893 01:06:29,895 --> 01:06:32,731 And by this time tomorrow, there'll be so many Pooties out there... 894 01:06:32,814 --> 01:06:34,983 you won't matter. 895 01:06:37,778 --> 01:06:42,115 He ain't alone, Mr. Rich Man. I'm here too. 896 01:07:05,639 --> 01:07:06,681 Bitch! 897 01:07:22,697 --> 01:07:24,491 Come on. Let's get out of here. 898 01:07:28,495 --> 01:07:30,539 You looking at my ass? 899 01:08:11,121 --> 01:08:13,623 You bastards ain't going anyplace! 900 01:08:19,671 --> 01:08:21,756 Bye-bye, Bad Time! 901 01:08:30,182 --> 01:08:33,393 All right! I got 'em, Pootie! 902 01:08:40,484 --> 01:08:42,402 Pootie Tang is back! 903 01:08:48,533 --> 01:08:50,786 I got to say the nay-no, my brother. 904 01:08:56,416 --> 01:08:58,835 What will you do now, Pootie? 905 01:08:58,877 --> 01:09:01,505 We're gonna get married. 906 01:09:01,588 --> 01:09:02,964 Yeah. 907 01:09:04,007 --> 01:09:05,801 And that's the way it went down. 908 01:09:05,884 --> 01:09:09,638 Pootie Tanggot his man, and Biggie Shorty got her man. 909 01:09:09,721 --> 01:09:12,432 But not before she handled one little piece of business. 910 01:09:23,026 --> 01:09:24,778 Ireenie left Dick Lecter. 911 01:09:24,861 --> 01:09:28,156 She now works for the city, counseling teen-ho's. 912 01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:30,450 Dick Lecter quit corporate America. 913 01:09:30,534 --> 01:09:32,661 He is no wan actor appearing in the touring company... 914 01:09:32,702 --> 01:09:36,456 of Wesley Snipes' Murder at 1 600 - The Musical. 915 01:09:36,540 --> 01:09:40,460 Dirty Dee is still dirty because he is Dirty Dee, damn it! 916 01:09:41,044 --> 01:09:43,839 Man, it is hot today! 917 01:09:43,922 --> 01:09:47,342 Ooh, it's hot out here, man. It is hot today! 918 01:09:47,384 --> 01:09:49,469 You know, it's hot out. 919 01:09:51,388 --> 01:09:53,348 Yeah, I just said that. I said it's hot out here, man. 920 01:09:53,390 --> 01:09:55,350 Yeah, you know, it's hot too. 921 01:09:57,185 --> 01:10:01,064 Yeah, that's why I said it, man! It is hot out here! 922 01:10:01,148 --> 01:10:02,691 I know. I'm just saying it's hot too. 923 01:10:02,774 --> 01:10:05,235 Lacey is still getting on JB's nerves. 924 01:10:05,318 --> 01:10:07,237 And he's getting on his nerves too. 925 01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:10,073 And as for me, Trucky-- 926 01:10:10,157 --> 01:10:12,200 - Oh, shit! My lasagna! - What? 927 01:10:12,284 --> 01:10:14,244 Oh, goddamn it, Trucky! 928 01:10:14,327 --> 01:10:16,538 I can't believe you burned that lasagna again! 929 01:10:16,580 --> 01:10:19,291 Who I look like? I'm not Chef Boyardee! 930 01:10:19,374 --> 01:10:21,126 You've been burning things since the day-- 931 01:10:23,587 --> 01:10:27,048 You know, that is the longest damn movie clip I've ever seen. 932 01:10:27,132 --> 01:10:29,009 But then again, you're Pootie Tang. 933 01:10:29,718 --> 01:10:31,178 Well, sa da tay. 934 01:10:31,261 --> 01:10:33,847 Exactly. Pootie Tang, it's been biddie having you by. 935 01:10:33,930 --> 01:10:37,684 Bob, I dabe ba samie, my brother. 936 01:10:37,768 --> 01:10:39,561 Cole me on the panny sty. 937 01:10:42,105 --> 01:10:43,607 I'm sorry. What was that? 938 01:10:43,690 --> 01:10:48,028 Cole-- Cole me on the panny sty. 939 01:10:48,111 --> 01:10:50,363 What the hell are you talking about? 940 01:10:55,827 --> 01:10:57,287 Cole me down on the panny sty? 941 01:10:57,954 --> 01:11:00,540 Oh, cole me down on the panny sty! 942 01:11:00,624 --> 01:11:03,502 All right! Thank you, Pootie Tang! Thank you, Pootie! 943 01:11:12,552 --> 01:11:14,805 Oh, I love him! I love Pootie Tang! 944 01:11:17,766 --> 01:11:20,894 Oh, he's so sexy! He's so sexy! I love Pootie! 945 01:11:29,611 --> 01:11:31,613 Oh, I love you, Pootie! 946 01:11:33,406 --> 01:11:34,825 Cut! 947 01:11:34,866 --> 01:11:36,952 Pootie Tang got three gold records. 948 01:11:37,035 --> 01:11:40,163 Pootie get all the Grammys because he's Pootie Tang. 949 01:11:40,247 --> 01:11:43,917 - Yes, he's terrific. - I don't think he's so great. 950 01:11:48,964 --> 01:11:52,634 Uh-oh, girl. Uh-oh, now. Pootie's got you now. 951 01:11:53,969 --> 01:11:56,263 Pootie about to make reservations on you now, girl! 952 01:11:56,346 --> 01:11:58,846 Oh, girl, the red phone is blinkin'! 953 01:12:00,254 --> 01:12:02,631 It's over for you now, baby. It's over now for you. 954 01:12:02,715 --> 01:12:04,050 You know it's over! 955 01:12:04,133 --> 01:12:06,719 He done got you in the radar, baby. Pootie got you now, girl! 956 01:12:08,054 --> 01:12:10,598 Red phone ringin', baby! Red phone ringin'. Red phone-- 957 01:12:14,477 --> 01:12:16,854 Man's gotta do, I suppose. 958 01:12:16,896 --> 01:12:20,358 I guess as long as you gone, they can't make you do no more movies. 959 01:12:20,399 --> 01:12:24,362 - Oh! No more movies. - Let's do that line again. 960 01:12:24,987 --> 01:12:27,698 I'm gonna sine your pitty on the runny Kine. 961 01:12:51,389 --> 01:12:55,768 We don't like no trouble around here, you know. 962 01:12:55,810 --> 01:12:57,770 It's a quiet town. 963 01:13:00,022 --> 01:13:02,024 You look all right, though. 964 01:13:03,567 --> 01:13:06,821 A little weird, though, ain't ya? 965 01:13:06,904 --> 01:13:08,948 That's my panny, di. 966 01:13:10,074 --> 01:13:11,826 Well... 967 01:13:13,119 --> 01:13:14,912 I suppose so. 968 01:13:14,954 --> 01:13:19,000 Yeah, baby, it's time to get dirty! 969 01:13:41,856 --> 01:13:44,859 I can't hear a word you're saying 'cause I got earplugs in, my man. 970 01:13:44,942 --> 01:13:47,111 But I'm gonna try somethin'. Yeah! 971 01:13:47,153 --> 01:13:50,031 Boom! That's it. And everybody run away! 972 01:13:50,114 --> 01:13:52,241 Run, run, run, run, run! 973 01:13:54,618 --> 01:13:56,620 No, Pootie stays! 974 01:14:42,375 --> 01:14:45,419 I'm gonna sine your kitty on the sepatime. 975 01:15:33,259 --> 01:15:36,220 Baby, I'm gonna sine your pitty... 976 01:15:36,262 --> 01:15:38,889 on the runny... 977 01:15:38,973 --> 01:15:41,309 Kine. 978 01:15:41,392 --> 01:15:43,144 Man! Pootie Tang done did it again! 979 01:15:45,062 --> 01:15:47,523 7-0-2 980 01:15:55,448 --> 01:15:58,284 If you think you're Pootie Tangin ' 981 01:15:58,367 --> 01:16:01,245 On the dance floor, shake your thing It's all right, all right 982 01:16:01,287 --> 01:16:03,998 If you think you're Pootie Tangin ' 983 01:16:04,081 --> 01:16:07,376 On the dance floor, shake your thing It's all right, all right 984 01:16:07,460 --> 01:16:10,379 Pootie is a shot-callin'player Stackin' nothin' but papers 985 01:16:10,463 --> 01:16:13,257 - He gets his mack on with flavor - Always playin' 986 01:16:13,299 --> 01:16:16,636 When he goes kickin' and clubbin' or when he's with bb bumpin' 987 01:16:16,719 --> 01:16:19,388 He knows the ladies They love him Pootie Tangin' 988 01:16:19,472 --> 01:16:22,600 And he's got this look in his eyes like I'm his number one prize 989 01:16:22,683 --> 01:16:25,519 And yet still he maintains composure 990 01:16:25,603 --> 01:16:28,481 So when you're doin' your thing do it like Pootie Tang 991 01:16:28,564 --> 01:16:31,359 He hangs for some time We get to know ya 992 01:16:31,442 --> 01:16:34,487 If you think you're Pootie Tangin' 993 01:16:34,570 --> 01:16:37,156 On the dance floor, shake your thing It's all right, all right 994 01:16:37,239 --> 01:16:40,493 If you think you're Pootie Tangin' 995 01:16:40,576 --> 01:16:43,454 On the dance floor, shake your thing It's all right, all right 996 01:16:43,496 --> 01:16:45,998 If you think you're Pootie Tangin' 997 01:16:46,082 --> 01:16:49,335 On the dance floor, shake your thing It's all right, all right 998 01:16:49,418 --> 01:16:52,380 If you think you're Pootie Tangin ' 999 01:16:52,463 --> 01:16:55,424 On the dance floor, shake your thing It's all right, all right 1000 01:16:55,508 --> 01:16:56,884 Pootie, you know you're one in a million 1001 01:16:56,968 --> 01:16:58,970 You speakin' what you be feelin' 1002 01:16:59,011 --> 01:17:01,472 And now you got me I'm willin' 1003 01:17:01,514 --> 01:17:02,974 Wanna breathe the air that you're breathin' 1004 01:17:03,015 --> 01:17:07,395 Shall we tell you the reason I think I'm what you be needin' 1005 01:17:07,478 --> 01:17:10,356 Come on, baby, let's take a ride Just wanna be by your side 1006 01:17:10,398 --> 01:17:13,150 Got a feeling like it's my duty 1007 01:17:13,192 --> 01:17:16,487 To let you share my world Just wanna be your girl 1008 01:17:16,529 --> 01:17:19,198 'Cause I like the way you're tangin', Pootie 1009 01:17:19,281 --> 01:17:22,410 If you think you're Pootie Tangin ' 1010 01:17:22,493 --> 01:17:25,496 On the dance floor, shake your thing It's all right, all right 1011 01:17:25,538 --> 01:17:28,541 If you think you're Pootie Tangin ' 1012 01:17:28,582 --> 01:17:31,711 On the dance floor, shake your thing It's all right, all right 1013 01:17:31,794 --> 01:17:34,380 If you think you're Pootie Tangin ' 1014 01:17:34,463 --> 01:17:37,174 On the dance floor, shake your thing It's all right, all right 1015 01:17:37,258 --> 01:17:40,177 If you think you're Pootie Tangin ' 1016 01:17:40,219 --> 01:17:44,015 On the dance floor, shake your thing It's all right, all right 1017 01:18:00,197 --> 01:18:02,366 Boy, you kill me 1018 01:18:04,243 --> 01:18:08,039 Ooh, he's Pootie Tangin ' 1019 01:18:08,122 --> 01:18:10,666 If you think you're Pootie Tangin ' 1020 01:18:10,750 --> 01:18:13,377 On the dance floor, shake your thing It's all right, all right 1021 01:18:13,461 --> 01:18:16,172 If you think you're Pootie Tangin ' 1022 01:18:16,255 --> 01:18:20,134 On the dance floor, shake your thing It's all right, all right 1023 01:18:20,217 --> 01:18:22,345 If you think you're Pootie Tangin ' 1024 01:18:22,428 --> 01:18:25,389 On the dance floor, shake your thing It's all right, all right 1025 01:18:25,473 --> 01:18:28,225 If you think you're Pootie Tangin ' 1026 01:18:28,309 --> 01:18:32,605 On the dance floor, shake your thing It's all right, all right 1027 01:18:43,783 --> 01:18:46,410 If you think you're Pootie Tangin ' 1028 01:18:46,494 --> 01:18:49,789 On the dance floor, shake your thing It's all right, all right 1029 01:18:49,872 --> 01:18:52,375 If you think you're Pootie Tangin ' 1030 01:18:52,458 --> 01:18:55,211 On the dance floor, shake your thing It's all right, all right 1031 01:18:55,294 --> 01:18:58,422 If you think you're Pootie Tangin ' 1032 01:18:58,506 --> 01:19:01,467 On the dance floor, shake your thing It's all right, all right 1033 01:19:01,550 --> 01:19:04,345 If you think you're Pootie Tangin ' 79783

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