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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:04,410 (eerie warbling music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:13,654 --> 00:00:16,321 (upbeat music) 5 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,380 - [Murray] Jack. Hey have you left yet? 6 00:00:20,380 --> 00:00:22,570 - Nope. I'm still in the city. 7 00:00:22,570 --> 00:00:23,560 - Perfect. 8 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:27,010 Hey, one of Lisa's bridesmaids needs a ride. 9 00:00:27,010 --> 00:00:28,090 - With me. 10 00:00:28,090 --> 00:00:30,630 - She doesn't drive and she's afraid to fly. 11 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:32,095 - Yeah. Can you pick her up? 12 00:00:32,095 --> 00:00:34,650 - (sighs) Where does she live? 13 00:00:34,650 --> 00:00:36,410 - She's on the way. 14 00:00:36,410 --> 00:00:38,890 - Off the 78 and Clinton. 15 00:00:38,890 --> 00:00:39,813 - Jersey? 16 00:00:39,813 --> 00:00:41,110 - [Lisa] Come on, Jack. 17 00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:42,850 - Yeah, I mean, it would give you someone to talk to 18 00:00:42,850 --> 00:00:45,323 unless Jess changed her mind. 19 00:00:46,260 --> 00:00:50,243 - No, she's not coming. 20 00:00:54,030 --> 00:00:55,690 Just text me the address. 21 00:00:55,690 --> 00:00:58,600 I can be there probably in an hour. 22 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,110 - Thanks Jack. 23 00:01:00,110 --> 00:01:01,330 - Excellent. 24 00:01:01,330 --> 00:01:04,300 Hey man, I really appreciate you being a part of the wedding 25 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:06,510 and sorry you missed the bachelor party, 26 00:01:06,510 --> 00:01:09,380 but we're gonna make up for it on Friday. 27 00:01:09,380 --> 00:01:10,213 - I'll see you on Friday. 28 00:01:10,213 --> 00:01:12,913 - [Murray] All right, man, I'll see you in a few days. 29 00:01:20,963 --> 00:01:24,130 (lighthearted music) 30 00:01:27,532 --> 00:01:29,699 - You gotta be kidding me. 31 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,161 Hello? 32 00:01:38,161 --> 00:01:40,260 - [Samantha] I'm almost ready. 33 00:01:40,260 --> 00:01:41,813 Can you put my bags in the car? 34 00:01:43,950 --> 00:01:44,783 - [Jack] Sure. 35 00:01:52,075 --> 00:01:54,492 (Jack pants) 36 00:02:02,548 --> 00:02:05,631 (light upbeat music) 37 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:08,610 - You must be Jack. 38 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:10,730 Thanks for picking me up. 39 00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:15,155 I was gonna ride with Wendy, but she went earlier. 40 00:02:15,155 --> 00:02:17,910 Can you help me with this? 41 00:02:17,910 --> 00:02:19,860 - Can you take off your glasses please? 42 00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:22,330 - What? 43 00:02:22,330 --> 00:02:23,780 - Just take off your glasses. 44 00:02:26,035 --> 00:02:29,118 (suspenseful music) 45 00:02:33,210 --> 00:02:34,043 No. 46 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:36,150 - [Samantha] What? 47 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,293 - No way. Not gonna happen. 48 00:02:43,290 --> 00:02:44,660 - What's wrong with my glasses? 49 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:45,713 - All the people. 50 00:02:50,180 --> 00:02:51,363 You don't recognize me. 51 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:53,600 - We've never met. 52 00:03:02,260 --> 00:03:03,825 - I'll see you in Nashville. 53 00:03:03,825 --> 00:03:07,075 (lively country music) 54 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:15,242 (phone vibrating) 55 00:03:18,768 --> 00:03:19,760 I can't do it, Murray. 56 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:22,270 - What are you- - You're an asshole, Jack. 57 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:23,103 - What the hell happened? 58 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:25,180 You just left Samantha in the driveway? 59 00:03:25,180 --> 00:03:27,040 - He said, "See ya in Nashville," 60 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,820 and then just left. 61 00:03:28,820 --> 00:03:30,460 - Murray, I know her. 62 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,230 We had a blind date in college, 63 00:03:32,230 --> 00:03:34,160 a terrible blind date. 64 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:35,180 You don't understand. 65 00:03:35,180 --> 00:03:37,883 - We understand that you're screwing our wedding. 66 00:03:39,017 --> 00:03:41,434 (Lisa sighs) 67 00:03:43,130 --> 00:03:45,630 - Bro, if Samantha doesn't make it here, 68 00:03:45,630 --> 00:03:47,070 it's gonna be my fault 69 00:03:47,070 --> 00:03:50,290 and I cannot start my wedding like this. 70 00:03:50,290 --> 00:03:51,790 It's already stressing me out. 71 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:54,703 - Murray, I'm not doing it. 72 00:03:56,582 --> 00:03:59,832 (tense drumming music) 73 00:04:07,090 --> 00:04:10,150 You really don't remember. 74 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,993 - No. What? 75 00:04:16,977 --> 00:04:20,250 (Jack scoffs) 76 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:21,100 - Doesn't matter. 77 00:04:22,780 --> 00:04:24,680 I was asked to get you to the wedding, 78 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,620 but I'm doing it for Murray and Lisa, not you. 79 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,660 - I wouldn't be in this car with someone like you 80 00:04:31,660 --> 00:04:32,760 if it wasn't for them. 81 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:35,053 - Good. 82 00:04:36,570 --> 00:04:37,403 - Good. 83 00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:40,050 - Fine. 84 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:40,883 - Perfect. 85 00:04:42,387 --> 00:04:45,054 (upbeat music) 86 00:05:03,101 --> 00:05:07,140 ♪ Well I not know what to do ♪ 87 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,290 - Do you want some air? 88 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:13,523 - Your car is really loud. 89 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,093 - It's a truck. 90 00:05:21,210 --> 00:05:22,360 - What do all those do? 91 00:05:26,830 --> 00:05:27,663 - Top lights. 92 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,190 Pusher lights. 93 00:05:30,190 --> 00:05:32,530 Fog lights, trailer lights. 94 00:05:32,530 --> 00:05:33,363 - No radio? 95 00:05:34,810 --> 00:05:35,683 - Help yourself. 96 00:05:42,230 --> 00:05:43,993 - Any preferences? 97 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:46,170 - Just something good. 98 00:05:54,659 --> 00:05:58,076 (light electronic music) 99 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,525 ♪ Ooh ♪ 100 00:06:06,525 --> 00:06:08,688 ♪ Why you upset like Cinderella teens ♪ 101 00:06:08,688 --> 00:06:09,588 ♪ You should see the things ♪ 102 00:06:09,588 --> 00:06:11,578 ♪ That fit inside these denim jeans ♪ 103 00:06:11,578 --> 00:06:12,734 ♪ I can't associate with y'all ♪ 104 00:06:12,734 --> 00:06:14,297 ♪ Fishin' like ketamine ♪ 105 00:06:14,297 --> 00:06:16,758 ♪ Bet on one, bet on two, bet on everything ♪ 106 00:06:16,758 --> 00:06:17,745 ♪ Bet your mama game ♪ 107 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:18,578 ♪ I'm a squall ♪ 108 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:19,527 ♪ What the fuck you want ♪ 109 00:06:19,527 --> 00:06:23,027 ♪ Sophie rolling gas like ♪ 110 00:06:27,603 --> 00:06:28,670 - What? 111 00:06:28,670 --> 00:06:31,100 What was wrong with the song? 112 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:34,373 - A song has a melody, not just words and a beat. 113 00:06:37,383 --> 00:06:38,483 - You're a music snob. 114 00:06:44,517 --> 00:06:45,742 ♪ Fishin' like ketamine ♪ 115 00:06:45,742 --> 00:06:48,570 ♪ Bet on one, bet on two, bet on everything ♪ 116 00:06:48,570 --> 00:06:49,403 ♪ Bet your mama game ♪ 117 00:06:49,403 --> 00:06:50,236 ♪ I'm a squall ♪ 118 00:06:50,236 --> 00:06:51,274 ♪ What the fuck you want ♪ 119 00:06:51,274 --> 00:06:54,357 ♪ Sophie rolling gas ♪ 120 00:06:55,358 --> 00:06:58,888 (birds chirping) 121 00:06:58,888 --> 00:07:01,470 (Jack sighs) 122 00:07:01,470 --> 00:07:03,700 - Are you sure you don't wanna use the bathroom? 123 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:04,533 - Yes. 124 00:07:07,999 --> 00:07:08,833 Who's this? 125 00:07:09,970 --> 00:07:11,270 - That's my friend Jafari. 126 00:07:12,990 --> 00:07:13,917 That's Snorky. 127 00:07:14,890 --> 00:07:15,890 - When was it taken? 128 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:19,363 - Botswana. Three years ago. 129 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:22,803 That's in Africa. 130 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:26,433 - I know where Botswana is. 131 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:32,113 - He was killed the year after that photo was taken. 132 00:07:33,910 --> 00:07:36,713 He died protecting the elephant from poachers. 133 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:43,203 - Did he, save the elephant? 134 00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:49,440 Why were you there? 135 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:52,293 - I was on a photography job for the BBC. 136 00:07:54,050 --> 00:07:55,803 I'm a wildlife photographer. 137 00:07:57,950 --> 00:07:58,900 - Explains the car. 138 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:01,533 - It's a truck, 139 00:08:02,630 --> 00:08:05,630 heavily modified for exploration and off-roading. 140 00:08:05,630 --> 00:08:07,293 And what's wrong with it? 141 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,220 You don't even have a car. 142 00:08:13,111 --> 00:08:15,020 - I don't drive. 143 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:17,233 - Then you shouldn't judge cars. 144 00:08:17,233 --> 00:08:18,293 - Whatever. 145 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,040 How much longer? 146 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,150 - Until what? 147 00:08:25,150 --> 00:08:26,650 - Until we get to the wedding. 148 00:08:28,210 --> 00:08:29,939 - We'll be there about this time tomorrow. 149 00:08:29,939 --> 00:08:32,596 (light guitar music) 150 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:35,080 (Jack sighs) 151 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,230 - This is gonna be fun. 152 00:08:57,493 --> 00:09:00,326 (Samantha grunts) 153 00:09:11,444 --> 00:09:13,027 - Was there a line? 154 00:09:14,270 --> 00:09:15,420 Do you need a laxative? 155 00:09:18,050 --> 00:09:19,500 Are you getting enough fiber? 156 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:23,400 It keeps the whole digestive tract moving. 157 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,652 Mouth to hole in one flow. 158 00:09:24,652 --> 00:09:26,485 Shh, woo woo woo, puh! 159 00:09:28,927 --> 00:09:31,770 - I can go. I just didn't. 160 00:09:31,770 --> 00:09:33,053 The bathroom was gross. 161 00:09:33,927 --> 00:09:34,760 - Okay. 162 00:09:36,571 --> 00:09:38,240 (seat belt alarm buzzing) 163 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,073 Wait. 164 00:09:45,090 --> 00:09:46,590 No, I can't use that bathroom. 165 00:09:50,162 --> 00:09:51,423 (seat belt alarm buzzing) Wait. 166 00:10:15,210 --> 00:10:16,043 Let's go. 167 00:10:18,340 --> 00:10:19,240 - [Jack] You sure? 168 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,203 - Yes. I'm sure. 169 00:10:24,203 --> 00:10:27,536 (upbeat country music) 170 00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:56,657 The main highway is faster. 171 00:10:56,657 --> 00:11:00,990 ♪ Free like a breeze got me walking fast ♪ 172 00:11:00,990 --> 00:11:01,823 - I know. 173 00:11:03,466 --> 00:11:05,037 - So... 174 00:11:05,037 --> 00:11:07,687 - I need to get a photo of the brown-headed nuthatch. 175 00:11:09,114 --> 00:11:10,340 - What's that? 176 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:11,800 - It's a bird. 177 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,170 I read there's an area where they've been spotted recently. 178 00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:15,320 It's not far from here. 179 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,653 If you get hungry there's food in the cooler. 180 00:11:22,455 --> 00:11:23,674 (lively music) 181 00:11:23,674 --> 00:11:28,674 ♪ (indistinct) in your soul ♪ 182 00:11:28,736 --> 00:11:31,569 (birds chirping) 183 00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:37,340 - You're just gonna leave me here? 184 00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:38,173 - You can come. 185 00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:40,513 - How far is it? 186 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:46,220 - See that hill back there? It's... 187 00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:47,270 You can't see it. 188 00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:48,853 It's about 15 minutes each way. 189 00:11:52,650 --> 00:11:53,523 - I'll wait. 190 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:55,773 - Suit yourself. 191 00:11:56,995 --> 00:12:00,078 (light guitar music) 192 00:12:04,629 --> 00:12:07,379 (Samantha sighs) 193 00:12:33,568 --> 00:12:36,485 (ringtone ringing) 194 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:44,815 (Samantha sighs) 195 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,216 (ringtone ringing) 196 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:53,672 - Hello? 197 00:12:54,677 --> 00:12:56,200 - [Jess] Who is this? 198 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,423 - Samantha. Jack's not here right now. 199 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:01,260 - [Jess] Why do you have his phone? 200 00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:03,010 - I don't know, he went to go take a photo 201 00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:04,193 of some stupid bird. 202 00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:07,463 - [Jess] Are you going to North Carolina with him? 203 00:13:08,350 --> 00:13:09,754 - How did you know? 204 00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:11,337 - [Jess] I knew it! 205 00:13:13,341 --> 00:13:16,008 (upbeat music) 206 00:13:16,995 --> 00:13:18,003 (Samantha sighs) 207 00:13:18,003 --> 00:13:20,210 ♪ La la dooz la ♪ 208 00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:22,310 ♪ La La dooz la la dooz ♪ 209 00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:24,596 ♪ La la dooz la ♪ 210 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,741 ♪ La La dooz la la dooz ♪ 211 00:13:26,741 --> 00:13:29,318 ♪ La la dooz la ♪ 212 00:13:29,318 --> 00:13:31,126 ♪ She'll walk you too far ♪ 213 00:13:31,126 --> 00:13:33,416 ♪ La la dooz la ♪ 214 00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:35,464 ♪ La La dooz la la dooz ♪ 215 00:13:35,464 --> 00:13:38,072 ♪ La la dooz la ♪ 216 00:13:38,072 --> 00:13:42,184 ♪ She'll walk you too far ♪ 217 00:13:42,184 --> 00:13:45,396 ♪ La la doo doo wa ♪ 218 00:13:45,396 --> 00:13:46,489 ♪ Oh no ♪ 219 00:13:46,489 --> 00:13:49,536 (zipper zips) 220 00:13:49,536 --> 00:13:52,286 (birds chirping) 221 00:13:53,228 --> 00:13:54,164 - [Samantha] Uh! 222 00:13:54,164 --> 00:13:54,997 (lively comical music) 223 00:13:54,997 --> 00:13:57,997 (Samantha grunting) 224 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,801 (camera clicking) 225 00:14:08,301 --> 00:14:11,640 (birds chirping) 226 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:12,473 - You changed? 227 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,453 - I was hot. 228 00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:17,130 - Doesn't feel hot. 229 00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:18,510 - I was hot, okay? 230 00:14:18,510 --> 00:14:19,343 - Okay. 231 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:24,980 So I was up on that hill 232 00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:28,050 and I was watching a group 233 00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:29,960 of those brown-headed nuthatch birds 234 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:30,793 I told you about. 235 00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:33,473 - This is fascinating, but can we go? 236 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,960 - So I'm watching the birds 237 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:41,170 and all of a sudden they fly off, scared away 238 00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:46,170 by some high-pitched wailing sound. 239 00:14:46,590 --> 00:14:48,360 It was almost not human, you know? 240 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:52,290 I mean, like... (screaming) 241 00:14:57,057 --> 00:14:58,540 Something like that. 242 00:14:58,540 --> 00:14:59,390 You wouldn't believe, 243 00:14:59,390 --> 00:15:03,090 I see this girl just running around 244 00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:03,943 in her underwear. 245 00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:07,970 - You're kidding. 246 00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:09,020 - Oh, I can prove it. 247 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:16,073 If you scroll that little wheel right there, 248 00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:18,430 looks like you're dancing. 249 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,423 Just imagine that with some music. 250 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,850 - I needed to go and went over there 251 00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:29,833 and all of a sudden I was covered in ants. 252 00:15:31,127 --> 00:15:33,840 - I would not have gone in those bushes. 253 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:34,990 - Can you delete these? 254 00:15:37,799 --> 00:15:39,593 - See that little trashcan button. 255 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:41,780 Go ahead and delete 'em. 256 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,730 Just do me a favor. 257 00:15:44,730 --> 00:15:47,120 Save one. 258 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:50,253 Might make a decent meme someday. (chuckles) 259 00:15:57,464 --> 00:16:00,214 (Samantha sighs) 260 00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:02,653 - Here. They're deleted. 261 00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:06,880 - Did you get the job done? 262 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,020 - What? 263 00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:12,820 - Did you tinkle before getting attacked? 264 00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:15,840 - You're very concerned about my bathroom habits. 265 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,140 - You make it interesting. 266 00:16:30,004 --> 00:16:31,689 (message alert tinkling) 267 00:16:31,689 --> 00:16:34,480 - I think it's your girlfriend. 268 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,630 - She was my girlfriend yesterday. 269 00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:37,580 My ex this morning. 270 00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:41,123 - Oh, I'm sorry. 271 00:16:49,932 --> 00:16:51,398 - Oh. 272 00:16:51,398 --> 00:16:53,840 (message alert tinkling) 273 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,308 - She's a fan of the exclamation point. 274 00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:58,533 - (sighs) Can't be anything urgent. 275 00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:00,592 - [Samantha] She called when you were gone. 276 00:17:00,592 --> 00:17:02,690 (message alert tinkling) 277 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:05,090 - She doesn't like to be ignored. 278 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,183 - I sort of answered. 279 00:17:08,132 --> 00:17:10,573 - (chuckles) What did you say? 280 00:17:10,573 --> 00:17:13,603 - Just that you were taking a photo of some bird. 281 00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:17,586 Then she asked if I was going to North Carolina with you. 282 00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:21,820 - (chuckles) I bet she's losing her mind. 283 00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:23,070 Triple exclamation point. 284 00:17:24,288 --> 00:17:28,930 - Hm. (ringtone ringing) 285 00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:30,080 What are you gonna say? 286 00:17:33,490 --> 00:17:34,323 - Nothing. 287 00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:36,820 - Maybe she wants to say sorry. 288 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,283 - I doubt it. 289 00:17:39,283 --> 00:17:41,480 I went by her place this morning. 290 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,480 She had some guy hiding in the bathroom. 291 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:45,796 - Oh. 292 00:17:45,796 --> 00:17:47,463 - Well, what are you gonna do? 293 00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:52,730 - Can we get some food? 294 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,740 - I have a whole cooler full of stuff. 295 00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:58,683 - Real food? 296 00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:03,290 - Murray and I went to the same program in college. 297 00:18:04,490 --> 00:18:06,740 I've only met Lisa a few times. 298 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:07,690 - You were pre-med? 299 00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:10,663 - And post-med. 300 00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:13,143 - What happened? 301 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,153 - With what? 302 00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:20,110 - Are you a photographer or a doctor? 303 00:18:22,490 --> 00:18:23,490 - I'm a photographer 304 00:18:24,656 --> 00:18:25,756 with a medical degree. 305 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,770 - I don't get it. You went to school for all those years. 306 00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:32,870 I mean, you must have crazy student loans. 307 00:18:37,770 --> 00:18:39,920 - I actually graduated with almost no debt. 308 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,770 And I like what I do. 309 00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:45,850 I capture photos of animals that are going extinct. 310 00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:47,260 I preserve history. 311 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,760 It's not just taking pictures. 312 00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:54,123 - But you could be helping humans, real people. 313 00:18:57,850 --> 00:19:00,290 - You need to see some of these animals 314 00:19:01,230 --> 00:19:03,763 to really understand how amazing and precious they are. 315 00:19:07,364 --> 00:19:09,173 (belches) Oh, God. 316 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:12,583 - Classy. 317 00:19:14,951 --> 00:19:17,700 - I didn't realize we're trying to impress each other. 318 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:18,533 - We're not. 319 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,363 - Good. (belches) 320 00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:26,350 So how do you know Lisa? 321 00:19:26,350 --> 00:19:27,740 - [Samantha] We were dorm mates our freshman year 322 00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:30,390 and then pledged at the same sorority. 323 00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:31,930 - That fits. 324 00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:32,763 - What? 325 00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:35,750 - You and Lisa have the same vibe. 326 00:19:36,870 --> 00:19:37,703 - Oh. 327 00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:41,790 After school, we got an apartment together, 328 00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:43,040 moved to the city, 329 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,750 and a few years later she met Murray. 330 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,850 - So you've spent a lot of time with them. 331 00:19:50,652 --> 00:19:53,107 Did you get cut out when Lisa got a boyfriend? 332 00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:55,990 - Definitely changed the dynamic. 333 00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:00,340 So where do you live? 334 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,333 - Right there. 335 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:05,790 - You live in your car? 336 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,230 That's everything you own? 337 00:20:09,230 --> 00:20:11,080 - And the few boxes I have at Jess's. 338 00:20:20,774 --> 00:20:21,870 - Can you open the back? 339 00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:22,820 - [Jack] It's open. 340 00:20:23,910 --> 00:20:24,963 - You didn't lock it? 341 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,853 I have thousands of dollars worth of stuff. 342 00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:37,143 So what did you mean that Lisa and I have the same vibe? 343 00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:40,393 - They're similar. 344 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,700 - Similar how? 345 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,263 I don't think that we're alike. 346 00:20:46,401 --> 00:20:49,713 - Oh, I just mean like overall look and attitude. 347 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,113 - So how would you describe Lisa's look and attitude? 348 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,700 - I'm not going down that rabbit hole. 349 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:07,313 - What if I do? Will you agree or disagree? 350 00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:09,623 - Just forget I said it. 351 00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:15,533 - Just agree or disagree with how I see Lisa. 352 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,883 - Okay. How would you describe Lisa? 353 00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:26,853 - She's smart and classy. 354 00:21:28,030 --> 00:21:31,053 And when she walks into a room, people notice. 355 00:21:32,070 --> 00:21:33,620 - I agree. 356 00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:34,453 See. 357 00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:40,760 - She's a little self-centered. 358 00:21:41,830 --> 00:21:43,230 - Really? 359 00:21:43,230 --> 00:21:44,810 - And Murray even said that I'm funnier 360 00:21:44,810 --> 00:21:46,483 and know how to have a good time. 361 00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:51,300 - See, I obviously don't know you well enough. 362 00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:53,493 I'm sorry I said you have the same vibe. 363 00:22:02,090 --> 00:22:02,923 What's wrong? 364 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,540 - You're right. 365 00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:10,280 I'm a horrible. (gentle guitar music) 366 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,963 - No, I didn't say that. 367 00:22:12,830 --> 00:22:14,587 I like Lisa. 368 00:22:14,587 --> 00:22:17,140 - (crying) No you don't. 369 00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:20,473 Nobody likes Lisa. (crying) 370 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,363 - She can be a little much after an hour or so. 371 00:22:26,260 --> 00:22:28,610 But Murray loves her and you're nothing like... 372 00:22:30,929 --> 00:22:32,573 Don't, don't do that. 373 00:22:35,890 --> 00:22:39,130 I'm sure you're funny and know how to have a good time. 374 00:22:39,130 --> 00:22:41,277 I, I just haven't seen it yet. 375 00:22:45,870 --> 00:22:48,537 (upbeat music) 376 00:23:13,090 --> 00:23:14,806 - Had to have some success. 377 00:23:14,806 --> 00:23:15,723 10 minutes. 378 00:23:16,624 --> 00:23:18,803 - Can we not talk about my bathroom visits? 379 00:23:20,470 --> 00:23:21,303 - Sure. 380 00:23:23,510 --> 00:23:25,293 - How much further are we going today? 381 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:29,693 - Another 55 miles. There's a nice campsite. 382 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,600 - Camping? 383 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,620 What's wrong with a hotel? 384 00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:35,893 - What's wrong with camping? 385 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:40,120 - No showers, sleeping on the ground. 386 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:43,173 It's cold, animals, bugs. 387 00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:47,350 - I have a big tent. 388 00:23:47,350 --> 00:23:49,400 You can have it. I'll sleep in the car. 389 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,500 - I need a shower in a room with a heater. 390 00:23:53,690 --> 00:23:54,523 - Okay. 391 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,570 - I'm not asking for the Four Seasons, okay? 392 00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:00,190 I'm perfectly fine with coffee 393 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:02,590 from one of the little crappy coffee makers in the room, 394 00:24:02,590 --> 00:24:05,823 but I need a bed and my morning coffee. 395 00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:09,190 - That sounded like three exclamation points. 396 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,400 - Yeah. 397 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:15,340 I'm not going camping. 398 00:24:15,340 --> 00:24:17,680 - And I'm not paying for a room 399 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,080 when I can sleep in the car. 400 00:24:20,570 --> 00:24:24,730 - The room smelled of cigarettes, blood on the sheets, 401 00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:27,490 mold, found a poopy diaper in the closet. 402 00:24:27,490 --> 00:24:28,533 Don't stay here. 403 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:30,333 (Samantha sighs) 404 00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:33,153 - See. Camping's sounding pretty nice. 405 00:24:38,740 --> 00:24:40,660 - Do you think that I'm difficult? 406 00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:43,160 Because I think that you think that I'm difficult. 407 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,400 - Just keep looking. 408 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,860 - Okay. This looks cute. 409 00:24:59,860 --> 00:25:04,060 The Route 19 Inn, five stars. 410 00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:06,122 Mid-century modern. 411 00:25:06,122 --> 00:25:08,623 (gasps) Look at the cute car out front. 412 00:25:12,918 --> 00:25:13,751 - Book it. 413 00:25:19,490 --> 00:25:20,323 - Crap. 414 00:25:21,550 --> 00:25:22,383 - What? 415 00:25:23,453 --> 00:25:26,120 - There's only one room and it's a queen bed. 416 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,100 - Grab it. I'll sleep in the car. 417 00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:29,231 - It's okay. I'll keep looking. 418 00:25:29,231 --> 00:25:30,123 - Just book it. 419 00:25:32,026 --> 00:25:33,026 I really don't care. 420 00:25:34,830 --> 00:25:35,943 - Really? 421 00:25:35,943 --> 00:25:39,276 (upbeat country music) 422 00:25:42,289 --> 00:25:43,122 Booked. 423 00:25:59,406 --> 00:26:02,658 ♪ I made our boat ♪ 424 00:26:02,658 --> 00:26:05,991 ♪ Depends where I'll go ♪ 425 00:26:07,297 --> 00:26:08,562 You can put 'em over there. 426 00:26:08,562 --> 00:26:11,562 (crickets chirping) 427 00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:25,498 (Jack sighs and sputters) 428 00:26:27,488 --> 00:26:29,400 - Case you get hungry. 429 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,170 - Oh, I thought we could grab some food 430 00:26:31,170 --> 00:26:33,284 at the diner across the street. 431 00:26:33,284 --> 00:26:34,713 - No. Watch what I eat. 432 00:26:35,711 --> 00:26:37,200 - How 'bout lunch? 433 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,273 - Exactly, I'm a human food dumpster. 434 00:26:43,139 --> 00:26:45,889 (Samantha sighs) 435 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,460 - What time do you think we'll be in Nashville? 436 00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:52,582 - Well, I gotta stop at my parents, pick up my tux. 437 00:26:52,582 --> 00:26:54,110 I'll get you to the hotel by three. 438 00:26:54,110 --> 00:26:55,940 Rehearsal dinner's at seven. 439 00:26:55,940 --> 00:26:57,090 Good? 440 00:26:57,090 --> 00:26:57,923 - Sure. 441 00:27:01,947 --> 00:27:03,633 - A little bit of luxury. 442 00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:14,860 I'll stop by in the morning to help you with your bags. 443 00:27:14,860 --> 00:27:15,990 - Okay. Thanks. 444 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:29,591 (people chattering) ♪ And goodbye ♪ 445 00:27:29,591 --> 00:27:33,224 ♪ Hope you like love on the side ♪ 446 00:27:33,224 --> 00:27:37,324 ♪ Anymore ♪ 447 00:27:37,324 --> 00:27:41,407 ♪ Won't you along with me ♪ 448 00:27:41,407 --> 00:27:44,407 (crickets chirping) 449 00:27:47,549 --> 00:27:50,299 (Samantha sighs) 450 00:27:54,224 --> 00:27:57,391 (gentle piano music) 451 00:28:04,904 --> 00:28:07,487 (sign humming) 452 00:28:12,987 --> 00:28:14,895 - [Woman] No selfie tonight. 453 00:28:14,895 --> 00:28:15,812 That sucks. 454 00:28:16,989 --> 00:28:18,909 - [Man] So it's over? 455 00:28:18,909 --> 00:28:21,600 - [Woman] At least for tonight. 456 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,983 - [Man] Got another hour. Should we get a drink? 457 00:28:33,697 --> 00:28:36,783 (loud knocking) 458 00:28:36,783 --> 00:28:37,761 (Samantha sighs) 459 00:28:37,761 --> 00:28:39,390 - [Jack] What's up? 460 00:28:39,390 --> 00:28:41,520 - I think you should come inside. 461 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,920 - Don't worry about me. I'm good. 462 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,270 - No, there's a bunch of truckers 463 00:28:46,270 --> 00:28:49,033 and they saw me go into my room, alone. 464 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,740 - There's no truckers. 465 00:28:51,740 --> 00:28:52,713 It's all families. 466 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:54,780 - How do you know? 467 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,730 - I've been watching. 468 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,112 - I won't be able to sleep. 469 00:29:02,112 --> 00:29:02,945 Please. 470 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,403 - I'm all cozy. 471 00:29:11,704 --> 00:29:14,871 (toothbrush whirring) 472 00:29:27,814 --> 00:29:29,390 I don't know if brushing your teeth that long 473 00:29:29,390 --> 00:29:30,293 is good for you. 474 00:29:35,270 --> 00:29:37,270 - I take my oral hygiene very seriously. 475 00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:41,040 - Never thought oral was that hygienic. 476 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,250 - A dick joke. 477 00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:46,303 Ha ha ha. (toothbrush whirring) 478 00:29:50,749 --> 00:29:53,749 (crickets chirping) 479 00:29:54,697 --> 00:29:57,080 - [Man 1] Pop by at any moment. 480 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,399 - [Man 2] Remember when we used to binge on this shit? 481 00:29:58,399 --> 00:30:00,119 - [Man 1] The midnight special. 482 00:30:00,119 --> 00:30:02,010 Breaking out the big guns. 483 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:05,173 - [Man 3] And I know that Susan wants to pick up Ellie. 484 00:30:05,173 --> 00:30:08,975 - [Man 1] What about your (indistinct). 485 00:30:08,975 --> 00:30:09,925 - You want a drink? 486 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,850 - I'm good. 487 00:30:12,850 --> 00:30:15,253 - We've got vodka, tequila, rum. 488 00:30:16,140 --> 00:30:17,419 - I'm fine. 489 00:30:17,419 --> 00:30:18,827 - [Man 2] Even if Susan isn't? 490 00:30:18,827 --> 00:30:21,151 - (sighs) I don't wanna drink alone. 491 00:30:21,151 --> 00:30:22,167 - [Man 1] Fuck me. 492 00:30:22,167 --> 00:30:23,000 - [Man 2] Yeah. 493 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,530 - [Man 1] Fuck you and what you and I have. 494 00:30:24,530 --> 00:30:27,213 - If you've got silver tequila in there, I'm in. 495 00:30:28,375 --> 00:30:31,458 (bottles clattering) 496 00:30:34,262 --> 00:30:35,210 - [Man 2] Joe, there's something I have- 497 00:30:35,210 --> 00:30:36,060 - You're in luck. 498 00:30:37,224 --> 00:30:38,307 - [Joe] What? 499 00:30:40,980 --> 00:30:42,316 - What are we toasting to? 500 00:30:42,316 --> 00:30:44,737 - [Joe] Hey, Murph, this isn't what it looks like. 501 00:30:44,737 --> 00:30:45,770 - [Murph] The fuck it's not. 502 00:30:45,770 --> 00:30:48,534 - To interesting travel partners. 503 00:30:48,534 --> 00:30:49,385 - [Joe] Hanna- 504 00:30:49,385 --> 00:30:50,871 - I'll drink to that. 505 00:30:50,871 --> 00:30:53,550 - [Murph] Joe says freeze. 506 00:30:53,550 --> 00:30:58,550 - [Woman] Whoa. (drinks chugging) 507 00:31:03,137 --> 00:31:03,970 - Ooh! 508 00:31:03,970 --> 00:31:04,983 - [Man] How do you know Joe? 509 00:31:04,983 --> 00:31:07,138 - [Murph] Bro, you have to trust me. 510 00:31:07,138 --> 00:31:08,362 If you don't like it. 511 00:31:08,362 --> 00:31:10,779 (Jack sighs) 512 00:31:12,719 --> 00:31:15,552 - [Woman] Joe Biden, Barack Obama. 513 00:31:18,887 --> 00:31:20,205 - [Man] I will call you later. 514 00:31:20,205 --> 00:31:21,493 - One and done. - [Man] Can I get a photo? 515 00:31:21,493 --> 00:31:22,326 - [Man 2] Next time. 516 00:31:22,326 --> 00:31:23,159 - [Man] No, vote hell- 517 00:31:23,159 --> 00:31:26,159 (crickets chirping) 518 00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:29,557 (bottle clattering) 519 00:31:29,557 --> 00:31:32,307 (men chattering) 520 00:31:34,911 --> 00:31:35,770 (woman laughing) 521 00:31:35,770 --> 00:31:37,283 - No. No mas. 522 00:31:39,170 --> 00:31:40,435 - Last two. 523 00:31:40,435 --> 00:31:41,410 (woman laughing) 524 00:31:41,410 --> 00:31:42,753 Smirnoff or Fireball? 525 00:31:42,753 --> 00:31:45,000 (woman laughing) 526 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,653 - Fuck it. Mm, Fireball. 527 00:31:51,363 --> 00:31:53,024 - [Man] What are you doing here? 528 00:31:53,024 --> 00:31:53,857 - [Woman] My house. 529 00:31:53,857 --> 00:31:56,130 - You never ask any questions about me. 530 00:31:56,130 --> 00:31:57,883 Am I that uninteresting? 531 00:31:58,782 --> 00:32:01,243 - Oh, you're very interesting. 532 00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:04,580 - See, the way that you say that 533 00:32:04,580 --> 00:32:06,580 that could be an insult or a compliment. 534 00:32:07,570 --> 00:32:08,563 - It's a compliment. 535 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,917 I'm surprised you're so insecure. 536 00:32:16,917 --> 00:32:18,870 - I'm not insecure. 537 00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:20,973 - I mean, who cares what I think. 538 00:32:23,220 --> 00:32:25,120 - You care that I don't like your car. 539 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:27,396 - Yet. 540 00:32:27,396 --> 00:32:28,229 - Never. 541 00:32:30,090 --> 00:32:34,890 - You'll come around on the truck and camping. 542 00:32:34,890 --> 00:32:35,723 - [Man] You got a video? 543 00:32:35,723 --> 00:32:38,560 - Are you gonna change your mind about my music? 544 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:39,580 - [Woman] Where are we going? 545 00:32:39,580 --> 00:32:40,413 - Maybe. 546 00:32:46,148 --> 00:32:47,155 - [Man] Sophie, we're parked over here. 547 00:32:47,155 --> 00:32:47,988 - So. 548 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:01,733 Come here. 549 00:33:03,290 --> 00:33:04,940 - Why? 550 00:33:04,940 --> 00:33:06,040 - I wanna talk to you. 551 00:33:07,100 --> 00:33:08,860 - [Jack] We are talking. 552 00:33:08,860 --> 00:33:11,270 - I wanna talk to you closer, okay? 553 00:33:11,270 --> 00:33:12,441 Don't be a dick. - [Man 1] Hello? 554 00:33:12,441 --> 00:33:13,274 - [Man 2] Doc. 555 00:33:13,274 --> 00:33:14,133 - [Man 1] Any news? 556 00:33:14,133 --> 00:33:17,384 (men chattering) 557 00:33:17,384 --> 00:33:18,598 - [Man 1] It's a good thing, right? 558 00:33:18,598 --> 00:33:19,431 - (sighs) Oh. 559 00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:22,232 - [Man 2] Yes, the call is from Morgan. 560 00:33:22,232 --> 00:33:25,190 - What? (men chattering) 561 00:33:25,190 --> 00:33:26,940 - [Man] Okay. 562 00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:28,582 (Jack sighing) 563 00:33:28,582 --> 00:33:31,040 - [Man] (indistinct) I'll call you- 564 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,780 - Okay, I'm gonna tell you something 565 00:33:32,780 --> 00:33:34,170 that you can't tell anybody, 566 00:33:34,170 --> 00:33:35,620 especially not Murray or Lisa 567 00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:37,912 or anybody at the wedding, okay? 568 00:33:37,912 --> 00:33:40,337 - (chuckles) Okay. 569 00:33:40,337 --> 00:33:43,420 (gentle piano music) 570 00:33:49,950 --> 00:33:50,783 Okay. 571 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,203 Is that what you wanted to tell me? 572 00:33:55,620 --> 00:33:57,920 - Listen, I just broke up with my boyfriend 573 00:33:59,430 --> 00:34:01,140 a year and a half ago 574 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:03,853 and I haven't been with anybody since. 575 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:05,913 - So you're horny? 576 00:34:06,890 --> 00:34:08,023 - Extremely. 577 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,650 - You're gonna be at a wedding tomorrow 578 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:12,650 with plenty of guys. 579 00:34:14,855 --> 00:34:17,005 - I don't wanna hook up with some stranger. 580 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:19,543 - I'm a stranger. 581 00:34:20,790 --> 00:34:22,337 - Sort of but, 582 00:34:23,178 --> 00:34:24,670 you just broke up with your girlfriend 583 00:34:24,670 --> 00:34:28,170 so I know that there's a low chance 584 00:34:28,170 --> 00:34:31,420 of you carrying some funky disease. 585 00:34:31,420 --> 00:34:33,440 Plus you don't even like me. 586 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,410 So we go to the wedding, 587 00:34:35,410 --> 00:34:39,690 go our separate ways, and nobody gets hurt. 588 00:34:39,690 --> 00:34:41,363 - Somebody always gets hurt. 589 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,430 - I don't care if I ever see you again. 590 00:34:48,310 --> 00:34:49,453 I hate your face. 591 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,560 - You are literally the last person 592 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,860 I wanna be with right now. 593 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,650 - If I met Jess, I would shake her hand 594 00:34:59,650 --> 00:35:01,970 and say how the hell did you date Jack? 595 00:35:01,970 --> 00:35:03,720 You deserve girlfriend of the year. 596 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,350 - Okay. 597 00:35:07,350 --> 00:35:08,883 You might be onto something. 598 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,603 How long you been thinking about this? 599 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,190 - Since the Captain Morgan. 600 00:35:25,033 --> 00:35:28,422 (machine whirring) 601 00:35:28,422 --> 00:35:30,453 (sultry music) 602 00:35:30,453 --> 00:35:32,737 ♪ Just find out ♪ 603 00:35:32,737 --> 00:35:35,631 ♪ Just find out ♪ 604 00:35:35,631 --> 00:35:38,092 ♪ We can make fun and fuck at a time ♪ 605 00:35:38,092 --> 00:35:40,565 ♪ And sit them out as she cried ♪ 606 00:35:40,565 --> 00:35:42,390 You don't like this song? 607 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:44,430 ♪ You know I'm fine now ♪ 608 00:35:44,430 --> 00:35:48,016 ♪ And I'm just fine now ♪ 609 00:35:48,016 --> 00:35:50,516 (jazzy music) 610 00:35:52,924 --> 00:35:56,546 ♪ Ever since I know your name ♪ 611 00:35:56,546 --> 00:36:00,197 ♪ You've strapped me on this cloud for a joy ride ♪ 612 00:36:00,197 --> 00:36:04,002 ♪ Hope every kiss would be the same ♪ 613 00:36:04,002 --> 00:36:07,007 ♪ And every hug would last forever ♪ 614 00:36:07,007 --> 00:36:12,007 ♪ With you my only love ♪ 615 00:36:14,208 --> 00:36:19,208 ♪ With you in my heart and soul ♪ 616 00:36:21,131 --> 00:36:23,131 ♪ Oh oh ♪ 617 00:36:25,439 --> 00:36:28,189 (glass clanking) 618 00:36:31,917 --> 00:36:34,123 - Is that what you always wear to bed? 619 00:36:35,060 --> 00:36:37,094 - You have a problem with that? 620 00:36:37,094 --> 00:36:39,244 - You're not at all who I thought you were. 621 00:36:40,922 --> 00:36:43,839 (light clattering) 622 00:36:52,846 --> 00:36:56,512 ♪ When I looked into your eyes ♪ 623 00:36:56,512 --> 00:37:00,550 ♪ You had me in your hand like a puppet ♪ 624 00:37:00,550 --> 00:37:01,870 - Stop. 625 00:37:01,870 --> 00:37:02,703 - What? 626 00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:06,913 ♪ I only wanna sway ♪ 627 00:37:06,913 --> 00:37:09,933 ♪ You my only ♪ 628 00:37:09,933 --> 00:37:10,933 What did I do? 629 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,420 - I need you to leave. 630 00:37:14,420 --> 00:37:17,253 ♪ You in my heart ♪ 631 00:37:18,847 --> 00:37:21,430 (tense music) 632 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:29,980 - I don't know what just happened, 633 00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:32,107 but can we talk about this? 634 00:37:40,356 --> 00:37:43,356 (crickets chirping) 635 00:37:56,913 --> 00:37:58,158 (birds chirping) 636 00:37:58,158 --> 00:38:00,741 (somber music) 637 00:38:11,334 --> 00:38:14,084 (light knocking) 638 00:38:50,473 --> 00:38:52,543 Will you please tell me what happened? 639 00:38:54,030 --> 00:38:55,977 One moment you're taking your clothes off 640 00:38:55,977 --> 00:38:58,413 and the next, I feel like a predator. 641 00:39:00,083 --> 00:39:01,233 - It wasn't last night. 642 00:39:04,590 --> 00:39:06,083 Finally remembered our date. 643 00:39:08,260 --> 00:39:10,610 - So why did you get mad at me? 644 00:39:10,610 --> 00:39:13,510 You're the one that left me sitting there for three hours. 645 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,250 - Why would you wait for three hours? 646 00:39:18,012 --> 00:39:21,480 - I thought you were having bathroom problems. 647 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,170 I sat there ordering drinks, 648 00:39:23,170 --> 00:39:24,770 trying not to look like a loser. 649 00:39:26,690 --> 00:39:28,120 They eventually asked me to leave 650 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,073 when I started mumbling to myself. 651 00:39:39,220 --> 00:39:41,520 - I don't remember you or much about our date. 652 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,600 I went to the bathroom and I got a text from my sister 653 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,740 to call her right away so I did 654 00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:52,690 and she told me that our parents had just been killed 655 00:39:52,690 --> 00:39:53,683 in a car accident. 656 00:39:54,970 --> 00:39:58,433 I went home and got a taxi. 657 00:39:59,577 --> 00:40:03,263 - My God, I'm, I'm so sorry. 658 00:40:04,705 --> 00:40:06,433 I didn't know. 659 00:40:06,433 --> 00:40:08,100 - And the whole time I was packing, 660 00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:10,870 I, I kept getting these texts from you 661 00:40:10,870 --> 00:40:12,773 that just got exceedingly meaner. 662 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:16,023 - Oh God. 663 00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:22,090 I'm such a dick. I'm so sorry, Samantha. 664 00:40:22,090 --> 00:40:24,971 - After I blocked you, you started emailing me. 665 00:40:24,971 --> 00:40:26,120 (tense music) 666 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,293 They just kept coming. 667 00:40:30,860 --> 00:40:35,860 The next few weeks, months were a blur. 668 00:40:37,430 --> 00:40:39,573 I forgot all about it until last night. 669 00:40:40,670 --> 00:40:42,690 You said something that you had said 670 00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:43,910 in one of your texts 671 00:40:43,910 --> 00:40:47,023 and it all came flooding back. 672 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:50,820 - Oh. 673 00:40:50,820 --> 00:40:54,763 That obviously wasn't my best moment. 674 00:40:58,860 --> 00:41:00,550 - I don't care anymore. 675 00:41:00,550 --> 00:41:02,263 Just overwhelmed me last night. 676 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,013 I miss them so much. 677 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:12,203 Let's just get to the wedding, move on. 678 00:41:15,950 --> 00:41:16,783 - Okay. 679 00:41:28,863 --> 00:41:29,947 - I got you a coffee. 680 00:41:29,947 --> 00:41:31,483 Looked like you could use it. 681 00:41:42,380 --> 00:41:44,773 Hey, it's okay. 682 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,240 Let's talk about something else. 683 00:41:53,893 --> 00:41:57,513 - (scoffs) How can you eat that and look so fit? 684 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:02,750 - Thank you, I think. (chuckles) 685 00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:04,250 I have a super fast metabolism 686 00:42:06,060 --> 00:42:09,230 plus my kickboxing class three times a week, 687 00:42:09,230 --> 00:42:11,963 daily yoga class, and a personal trainer. 688 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:13,883 Exhausting. 689 00:42:16,820 --> 00:42:18,786 - Short time I've spent with you 690 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:21,860 I realize that can be a pretty bad judge of character. 691 00:42:21,860 --> 00:42:23,020 - Hmm. 692 00:42:23,020 --> 00:42:25,633 I'm glad I've helped you realize one of your flaws. 693 00:42:27,030 --> 00:42:28,810 - You think I have more? 694 00:42:28,810 --> 00:42:29,810 - I'll let you know. 695 00:42:38,690 --> 00:42:40,703 Can I confide something else to you? 696 00:42:44,130 --> 00:42:44,963 - Okay. 697 00:42:46,225 --> 00:42:47,058 One of my flaws? 698 00:42:49,830 --> 00:42:50,740 - I need to tell someone 699 00:42:50,740 --> 00:42:53,073 and you'd have a better perspective on this. 700 00:42:56,850 --> 00:42:57,683 - Shoot. 701 00:43:09,810 --> 00:43:14,500 - So last summer after Lisa and Murray got engaged, 702 00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:16,760 Murray stopped by my apartment and said he wasn't sure 703 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,816 if he wanted to go through with the wedding. 704 00:43:18,816 --> 00:43:20,830 - (chuckles) That's old news. 705 00:43:20,830 --> 00:43:22,540 He talked to me about that too. 706 00:43:22,540 --> 00:43:23,373 - Really? 707 00:43:23,373 --> 00:43:24,583 - Yeah. He's over it. 708 00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:32,873 - It wasn't just that. 709 00:43:35,432 --> 00:43:37,313 I can't believe I'm telling you this. 710 00:43:40,260 --> 00:43:42,660 He said he wished it was me who he was marrying. 711 00:43:43,870 --> 00:43:45,600 - Maybe you misread him. 712 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:46,433 Murray's a goof. 713 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:53,600 - Then he kissed me. 714 00:43:56,940 --> 00:43:57,773 - Oh. 715 00:43:58,820 --> 00:44:02,370 - And I kissed him back, I mean, maybe for 10 seconds, 716 00:44:02,370 --> 00:44:04,283 and then I told him he had to leave. 717 00:44:05,340 --> 00:44:06,870 - 10 seconds? 718 00:44:06,870 --> 00:44:08,943 - I don't know. I wasn't timing it. 719 00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,160 He asked me not to tell Lisa 720 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,323 and I've been keeping this horrible secret. 721 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:18,953 - Wow. 722 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:20,990 - Should I tell her 723 00:44:21,950 --> 00:44:23,550 before she walks down the aisle? 724 00:44:26,332 --> 00:44:28,030 - You can't. That's on him. 725 00:44:28,030 --> 00:44:29,380 - But I mean, she's my friend. 726 00:44:29,380 --> 00:44:30,580 Wouldn't you wanna know? 727 00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:35,050 - I would, but not the day before my wedding. 728 00:44:35,050 --> 00:44:36,450 At that point, it's history. 729 00:44:37,429 --> 00:44:40,860 (light upbeat music) 730 00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:41,693 - Okay. 731 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:44,473 History. 732 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,200 Do you want me to wait here? 733 00:45:00,090 --> 00:45:01,860 - No. I need to try it on. 734 00:45:01,860 --> 00:45:03,800 It's been a few years. 735 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,633 - Cool. 736 00:45:05,740 --> 00:45:06,573 - Wait. 737 00:45:07,710 --> 00:45:08,543 - What? 738 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,820 - They think Jess is coming with me. 739 00:45:13,820 --> 00:45:14,870 How do I explain you? 740 00:45:16,098 --> 00:45:17,550 - Tell the truth. 741 00:45:17,550 --> 00:45:18,500 - That we broke up? 742 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,620 That's gonna lead to an hour's worth of questions. 743 00:45:25,650 --> 00:45:26,900 - Have they ever met her? 744 00:45:28,370 --> 00:45:30,170 - Today was gonna be the big reveal. 745 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:36,533 - Then I'll be Jess. 746 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:41,553 - I don't know. 747 00:45:42,410 --> 00:45:45,713 My mom's got this sixth sense when I'm lying. 748 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,320 - Let me just do my thing. 749 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,120 They're gonna love the fake Jess, obviously. 750 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,920 And when you break up with me next week, problem solved. 751 00:45:57,870 --> 00:45:58,703 - Okay. 752 00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,473 Fine. 753 00:46:03,028 --> 00:46:05,445 (Jack sighs) 754 00:46:18,790 --> 00:46:21,863 There are so many ways this can go wrong. 755 00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,140 - Don't be so nervous. 756 00:46:25,930 --> 00:46:28,076 - I'm gonna apologize in advance. 757 00:46:28,076 --> 00:46:29,317 - Why? 758 00:46:29,317 --> 00:46:31,320 - You don't know my parents. 759 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,263 They always find a way to embarrass me. 760 00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:35,270 - It'll be quick. 761 00:46:36,450 --> 00:46:38,090 - In and out. 762 00:46:38,090 --> 00:46:39,090 Don't even sit down. 763 00:46:40,145 --> 00:46:40,978 - Okay. 764 00:46:42,554 --> 00:46:45,004 - (sighs) They're probably watching us right now. 765 00:46:48,990 --> 00:46:51,003 - Come on. (giggles) 766 00:47:00,727 --> 00:47:01,560 - Wow. 767 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:02,393 Well, hello. 768 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:04,927 Honey, they're here. 769 00:47:04,927 --> 00:47:06,640 - Oh, hi. 770 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,650 Oh, it's so nice to finally meet you. 771 00:47:08,650 --> 00:47:09,483 - And you too. 772 00:47:09,483 --> 00:47:12,003 - And I like you even better as a blonde. 773 00:47:13,620 --> 00:47:15,203 We're huggers in this family. 774 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,590 - You know, Jack is always so secretive 775 00:47:17,590 --> 00:47:18,700 with his girlfriends. 776 00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:20,300 We thought he might be playing for the other team 777 00:47:20,300 --> 00:47:21,760 if you know what I mean. 778 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,070 - Dad. 779 00:47:23,070 --> 00:47:25,430 - Not that there's anything wrong with it. 780 00:47:25,430 --> 00:47:26,800 Come have a seat. 781 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:27,730 - I'm just grabbing my tux. 782 00:47:27,730 --> 00:47:29,040 We gotta get back on the road. 783 00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:29,940 - You've got time. 784 00:47:31,610 --> 00:47:33,643 - We've got time, right, sweetie? 785 00:47:36,144 --> 00:47:38,561 (Jack sighs) 786 00:47:41,727 --> 00:47:42,910 (Jack sighs) 787 00:47:42,910 --> 00:47:44,320 - Don't they look cute together? 788 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,403 - Yeah, sure do. 789 00:47:46,531 --> 00:47:49,692 I broke my foot. Fell off the damn ladder. 790 00:47:49,692 --> 00:47:51,050 - Oh, I'm sorry. 791 00:47:51,050 --> 00:47:53,910 - We've had those Christmas lights up for 15 years 792 00:47:53,910 --> 00:47:56,530 and now suddenly they're a problem. 793 00:47:56,530 --> 00:47:58,356 I'm not putting those damn things back up. 794 00:47:58,356 --> 00:48:00,060 I'm not putting 'em back up. 795 00:48:00,060 --> 00:48:01,440 - Sure you are, dear. 796 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:02,980 - That damn Cheryl Johnson, 797 00:48:02,980 --> 00:48:05,250 driving around in her fancy Mercedes 798 00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:07,610 taking pictures all over the neighborhood. 799 00:48:07,610 --> 00:48:08,840 She needs to find a job. 800 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,590 - Let it go, Barry. 801 00:48:10,590 --> 00:48:12,690 Have you two talked about kids? 802 00:48:12,690 --> 00:48:14,233 - Mom, we're just dating. 803 00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,233 - It's okay, sweetie. 804 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:20,273 We want at least two, but four would be great. 805 00:48:21,130 --> 00:48:23,690 The way this guy likes to go at it, we'll end up with 10. 806 00:48:23,690 --> 00:48:25,290 - Oh, he's always been like that. 807 00:48:25,290 --> 00:48:26,740 From the time he was 13, 808 00:48:26,740 --> 00:48:29,350 his bedroom looked like a used tissue factory. 809 00:48:29,350 --> 00:48:31,250 Not even socks were safe. 810 00:48:31,250 --> 00:48:32,230 After he went to school, 811 00:48:32,230 --> 00:48:33,900 I'd go in with my little sperm tongs 812 00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:35,430 and clean 'em all up. 813 00:48:35,430 --> 00:48:36,740 - Mom, stop. 814 00:48:36,740 --> 00:48:39,920 - I'm surprised you haven't run out by now. (laughing) 815 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,120 - Can't we talk about anything else? 816 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,740 - You need to be careful having all those kids. 817 00:48:43,740 --> 00:48:46,030 You'll end up with a canyon down there. 818 00:48:46,030 --> 00:48:49,030 It's like throwing a sausage link down a hallway. 819 00:48:49,030 --> 00:48:50,570 - I ripped when I had Jack. 820 00:48:50,570 --> 00:48:52,920 Had to have a couple of stitches. 821 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,210 - It worked too. 822 00:48:54,210 --> 00:48:56,603 Wedding night tight. Still. 823 00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,053 - Jess, why don't we go see if my tux fits? 824 00:49:02,850 --> 00:49:03,683 - You go ahead. 825 00:49:04,925 --> 00:49:07,360 (Jack sighs) 826 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,173 - I don't think Jack has ever had a girl in his bedroom. 827 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:14,150 Have you discussed what kind of wedding you'd like to have? 828 00:49:14,150 --> 00:49:18,050 - Well, he hasn't asked me yet, but I was thinking... 829 00:49:21,225 --> 00:49:23,642 (Jack sighs) 830 00:49:37,660 --> 00:49:38,770 Jack? 831 00:49:38,770 --> 00:49:39,603 - I'm in here. 832 00:49:50,010 --> 00:49:51,260 I guess I've grown a bit. 833 00:49:53,410 --> 00:49:54,573 - It's not horrible. 834 00:49:56,530 --> 00:49:57,483 - Yes it is. 835 00:49:59,420 --> 00:50:01,610 - Yes it is. (chuckles) 836 00:50:01,610 --> 00:50:02,710 Last time you wore it? 837 00:50:03,550 --> 00:50:05,401 - Senior prom. (gentle upbeat music) 838 00:50:05,401 --> 00:50:08,610 - (sighs) What are you gonna do? 839 00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:13,783 - We're gonna find a new tux. 840 00:50:15,349 --> 00:50:19,834 ♪ Keep it simple, keep it sweet ♪ 841 00:50:19,834 --> 00:50:24,834 ♪ Is a line I heard somewhere ♪ 842 00:50:25,973 --> 00:50:30,570 ♪ And feel the ground under your feet ♪ 843 00:50:30,570 --> 00:50:35,570 ♪ It can take you anywhere ♪ 844 00:50:37,131 --> 00:50:41,481 ♪ Chasing shadows with you ♪ 845 00:50:41,481 --> 00:50:46,481 ♪ Let's get broken then repaired ♪ 846 00:50:47,961 --> 00:50:52,123 ♪ In times of anger feeling hope ♪ 847 00:50:52,123 --> 00:50:54,709 ♪ From that light hm ♪ 848 00:50:54,709 --> 00:50:57,932 ♪ Build a bridge right to the shore ♪ 849 00:50:57,932 --> 00:51:00,864 ♪ Oh the coulda been talk and woulda been walk ♪ 850 00:51:00,864 --> 00:51:03,590 ♪ She never done much for help ♪ 851 00:51:03,590 --> 00:51:07,532 ♪ Get on your feet and run ♪ 852 00:51:07,532 --> 00:51:09,312 - Was about to start and the guy looks at me 853 00:51:09,312 --> 00:51:11,371 and he's like, "Oh my god, your pants are ripped." 854 00:51:11,371 --> 00:51:12,443 (Samantha laughing) 855 00:51:12,443 --> 00:51:13,510 In front of everybody I know. - [Sally] Jack. 856 00:51:13,510 --> 00:51:14,657 Can I see you please? 857 00:51:20,970 --> 00:51:21,803 - Jess. 858 00:51:23,020 --> 00:51:24,820 What are you doing here? 859 00:51:24,820 --> 00:51:26,463 - Is your name Jess too? 860 00:51:28,582 --> 00:51:32,180 - (sighs) Mom, Jess and I broke up. 861 00:51:32,180 --> 00:51:33,110 - Now, I'm confused. 862 00:51:33,110 --> 00:51:36,068 You said you came to go to the wedding with Jack. 863 00:51:36,068 --> 00:51:36,930 - What? 864 00:51:36,930 --> 00:51:40,120 - What we have here is a classic three-way love triangle. 865 00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:40,953 - Dad. 866 00:51:40,953 --> 00:51:44,240 - Jack and I just had a misunderstanding, that's all. 867 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,073 - Are you the mistress? 868 00:51:48,130 --> 00:51:49,440 - Mom, I'll explain, 869 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,200 but I need to talk to Jess alone first. 870 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,450 - This one or that one? 871 00:51:54,450 --> 00:51:55,283 - This one. 872 00:51:59,159 --> 00:52:01,910 - (sighs) This is the most excitement we've had 873 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:04,203 since I got Barry an escort on his 50th. 874 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,273 - Ooh, Chantelle. 875 00:52:09,477 --> 00:52:12,310 (phone vibrating) 876 00:52:13,510 --> 00:52:15,383 - It's the groom. I gotta take this. 877 00:52:18,231 --> 00:52:19,223 - That's my boy. 878 00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:21,353 - Yup. 879 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,793 - Have you lost your mind? 880 00:52:25,742 --> 00:52:28,040 - Will you please just answer the question? 881 00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,933 - No, it's ridiculous. 882 00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,473 - You won't answer because you feel it too. 883 00:52:35,420 --> 00:52:37,630 - Lisa's my best friend. 884 00:52:37,630 --> 00:52:39,230 - Well, if you tell me right now 885 00:52:40,110 --> 00:52:42,080 we can never be together 886 00:52:43,125 --> 00:52:44,183 and I will drop it. 887 00:52:45,380 --> 00:52:46,213 - Murray. 888 00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:49,420 - Who was that? 889 00:52:55,727 --> 00:52:56,560 Fuck! 890 00:52:58,580 --> 00:53:00,970 - [Jess] I didn't say I wanted to break up. 891 00:53:00,970 --> 00:53:03,323 All I said was that you have too much of your stuff 892 00:53:03,323 --> 00:53:04,547 in my apartment. 893 00:53:04,547 --> 00:53:07,470 - Why are you even here? Is it Samantha? 894 00:53:07,470 --> 00:53:08,303 - Who is she? 895 00:53:09,510 --> 00:53:11,797 - Murray asked me to pick her up after I left your place. 896 00:53:11,797 --> 00:53:13,310 - Oh, so she's a complete stranger. 897 00:53:13,310 --> 00:53:14,143 - Yes. 898 00:53:15,470 --> 00:53:18,410 We had a date a few years ago but it was horrible. 899 00:53:18,410 --> 00:53:20,000 I don't even like her. 900 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,503 She's annoying as hell. 901 00:53:22,670 --> 00:53:24,630 - Okay, so why can't you just accept 902 00:53:24,630 --> 00:53:26,480 that this was all a misunderstanding? 903 00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:32,470 - I know there was someone at your place yesterday morning. 904 00:53:33,470 --> 00:53:34,303 - Right. 905 00:53:36,890 --> 00:53:38,820 - His jacket was on the couch 906 00:53:38,820 --> 00:53:40,720 and his keys were on the coffee table. 907 00:53:46,100 --> 00:53:47,613 - Why didn't you say anything? 908 00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:51,920 - My stuff was packed by the front door. 909 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:54,370 And you had some other guy hiding in the bedroom. 910 00:53:55,710 --> 00:53:57,260 It was over. 911 00:53:57,260 --> 00:53:58,310 - You're always gone. 912 00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:01,413 - I asked you to come to the wedding. 913 00:54:01,413 --> 00:54:03,163 - Well, here I am now. 914 00:54:04,930 --> 00:54:06,170 - Do you want me to take you to the airport 915 00:54:06,170 --> 00:54:07,170 or call you an Uber? 916 00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:09,543 - I bought a one-way. 917 00:54:10,540 --> 00:54:12,590 - Well, then I'll buy you a one-way back. 918 00:54:13,530 --> 00:54:14,983 - Why are you so mean to me? 919 00:54:19,031 --> 00:54:20,250 - Would you like some coffee? 920 00:54:20,250 --> 00:54:21,083 - Yes, please. 921 00:54:23,658 --> 00:54:25,670 - (sighs) Hi, Mom. 922 00:54:25,670 --> 00:54:27,320 - You want some coffee, honey? 923 00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:28,193 - Yes, please. 924 00:54:36,651 --> 00:54:38,345 (sighs) I'm gonna book her a flight back. 925 00:54:38,345 --> 00:54:40,733 - (sighs) It's none of my business. 926 00:54:41,660 --> 00:54:43,563 - Can you believe she just showed up? 927 00:54:45,090 --> 00:54:45,923 - Whatever. 928 00:54:47,370 --> 00:54:48,203 - What's wrong? 929 00:54:50,163 --> 00:54:53,420 (phone vibrating) 930 00:54:53,420 --> 00:54:56,313 - Hmm, it's Murray. (suspenseful music) 931 00:54:56,313 --> 00:54:58,040 (phone vibrating) 932 00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:58,873 - It's Lisa. 933 00:54:59,820 --> 00:55:00,653 Answer. 934 00:55:01,990 --> 00:55:02,840 - Hey, what's up? 935 00:55:05,808 --> 00:55:07,270 It's okay. 936 00:55:07,270 --> 00:55:08,403 Hey, Murray. 937 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,273 Hello? 938 00:55:14,610 --> 00:55:16,660 - [Both] The wedding's off. 939 00:55:16,660 --> 00:55:18,180 - It's all my fault. 940 00:55:18,180 --> 00:55:19,240 - What happened? 941 00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:21,130 - He called when you were outside 942 00:55:21,130 --> 00:55:24,220 and he wanted to know if there was still a chance. 943 00:55:24,220 --> 00:55:26,967 - With you? 944 00:55:26,967 --> 00:55:30,073 - You know, Jack, some people actually like me. 945 00:55:34,740 --> 00:55:35,573 - I like you. 946 00:55:36,654 --> 00:55:38,860 (Samantha sighs) 947 00:55:38,860 --> 00:55:41,510 What makes you think I don't like you? 948 00:55:41,510 --> 00:55:43,010 - I'm annoying as hell, right? 949 00:55:44,860 --> 00:55:47,740 - I was trying to take you out of the conversation. 950 00:55:47,740 --> 00:55:49,683 Wait, you were spying on me? 951 00:55:50,750 --> 00:55:52,280 - Not on purpose. 952 00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,600 I came up here to talk to Murray. 953 00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:55,550 - So what happened? 954 00:55:58,100 --> 00:55:59,430 - When he said he still wanted 955 00:55:59,430 --> 00:56:03,613 to be with me, Lisa overheard. 956 00:56:05,506 --> 00:56:06,339 - Oh. 957 00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:11,193 Well, at least we don't have to tell her anymore. 958 00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,100 - [Sally] Would the mistress like some coffee? 959 00:56:16,350 --> 00:56:17,333 - Yes, please. 960 00:57:08,950 --> 00:57:10,403 - Oh, this is nice. 961 00:57:12,470 --> 00:57:14,783 - Got you a flight. Leaves in two hours. 962 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:17,360 - I have a question. 963 00:57:18,970 --> 00:57:21,160 Did you go camping with Jack last night? 964 00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,830 'Cuz you don't strike me as an outdoors type. 965 00:57:23,830 --> 00:57:25,970 - I can't wait to go camping with Jack. 966 00:57:25,970 --> 00:57:27,760 - But did you? 967 00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:28,593 - No. 968 00:57:29,660 --> 00:57:31,450 We got a motel. 969 00:57:31,450 --> 00:57:32,283 - Well, actually- 970 00:57:32,283 --> 00:57:33,395 - [Jess] Jack stay out of this. 971 00:57:33,395 --> 00:57:34,870 - Meow. 972 00:57:34,870 --> 00:57:36,110 - There was only one room left 973 00:57:36,110 --> 00:57:37,418 and Jack offered to sleep in his truck 974 00:57:37,418 --> 00:57:39,299 because he's a gentleman. 975 00:57:39,299 --> 00:57:41,513 - Well, that was very nice, Jack. 976 00:57:43,330 --> 00:57:47,000 - But I changed my mind and asked him to come sleep with me. 977 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,333 - But nothing happened. 978 00:57:49,257 --> 00:57:50,180 - When we were kissing 979 00:57:50,180 --> 00:57:52,230 there was definitely something happening. 980 00:58:00,090 --> 00:58:01,120 You don't even like him. (hard rock music) 981 00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,075 - He told me he doesn't like you. 982 00:58:03,075 --> 00:58:05,513 - He only said that so that you would leave. 983 00:58:05,513 --> 00:58:06,977 (women screaming) 984 00:58:06,977 --> 00:58:07,810 (women grunting) 985 00:58:07,810 --> 00:58:09,390 - Now this is more like it. 986 00:58:09,390 --> 00:58:10,223 - Maybe the coffee (women shouting and grunting) 987 00:58:10,223 --> 00:58:11,370 wasn't such a good idea. 988 00:58:12,810 --> 00:58:13,643 - Stop it. 989 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:16,250 You go to my room. 990 00:58:16,250 --> 00:58:17,280 You get your stuff. 991 00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:18,840 I'm taking you to the airport. 992 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:19,870 - How come she gets to stay? 993 00:58:19,870 --> 00:58:21,803 - Get your stuff, please. 994 00:58:23,690 --> 00:58:24,840 - I need to freshen up. 995 00:58:26,510 --> 00:58:28,333 - Now, that's how you start a weekend. 996 00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,453 - They're both very nice girls, Jack. 997 00:58:33,420 --> 00:58:36,733 Perhaps you need to work on your communication skills. 998 00:58:37,985 --> 00:58:39,235 - (chuckles) Thanks, Mom. 999 00:58:43,030 --> 00:58:44,780 - You want some coffee, hun? 1000 00:58:44,780 --> 00:58:46,446 - Yes-a-mundo. 1001 00:58:46,446 --> 00:58:49,613 (gentle piano music) 1002 00:58:56,870 --> 00:58:58,495 - I'm sorry I just showed up. 1003 00:58:58,495 --> 00:59:02,412 (gentle piano music continues) 1004 00:59:10,540 --> 00:59:11,663 So it's really over? 1005 00:59:18,691 --> 00:59:22,577 - (chuckles) I knew why I liked being with you, 1006 00:59:23,777 --> 00:59:25,877 but I was never sure why you were into me. 1007 00:59:29,610 --> 00:59:32,120 - You're the type of guy I wanna marry 1008 00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:35,070 before I realize that I'm not getting married anytime soon. 1009 00:59:37,510 --> 00:59:40,520 (Jack sighs) 1010 00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:41,570 - It's always timing. 1011 00:59:43,482 --> 00:59:45,200 And we're really different. 1012 00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,010 You can spend all day in an art museum. 1013 00:59:47,010 --> 00:59:48,585 I get bored after eight minutes. 1014 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,990 (Jess chuckling) 1015 00:59:51,990 --> 00:59:52,823 - And let's be honest. 1016 00:59:52,823 --> 00:59:54,040 You prefer a tent in Africa 1017 00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:55,790 more than an apartment in New York. 1018 00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:58,263 - I'm still not domesticated. 1019 01:00:03,660 --> 01:00:06,273 - I'm glad that we can end it like this. 1020 01:00:09,513 --> 01:00:10,346 - Friends? 1021 01:00:12,350 --> 01:00:13,183 - Friends. 1022 01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:30,203 - Crazy day? 1023 01:00:33,350 --> 01:00:35,397 - Not what I had planned. 1024 01:00:35,397 --> 01:00:37,160 - You want something to drink? 1025 01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:39,020 - [Samantha] I'm good. 1026 01:00:39,020 --> 01:00:40,250 - That's too bad. 1027 01:00:40,250 --> 01:00:42,717 I was about to open a bottle of wine. 1028 01:00:42,717 --> 01:00:44,317 Would be a shame to drink alone. 1029 01:00:45,515 --> 01:00:48,870 (chuckles) If I'm being honest, 1030 01:00:48,870 --> 01:00:51,721 I like you much better than the other Jess. 1031 01:00:51,721 --> 01:00:54,388 (both laughing) 1032 01:00:55,940 --> 01:00:57,280 - My name's Samantha. 1033 01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:00,513 - Well, it's nice to finally meet you, Samantha. 1034 01:01:01,350 --> 01:01:02,183 Want some more? 1035 01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,720 - So why doesn't Jack practice medicine? 1036 01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:10,940 - He does. 1037 01:01:10,940 --> 01:01:12,000 - Oh. 1038 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,440 He told me he was a wildlife photographer. 1039 01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:15,940 - For the past few years he's been working 1040 01:01:15,940 --> 01:01:17,830 with Doctors Without Borders. 1041 01:01:17,830 --> 01:01:19,150 It takes him all over the world 1042 01:01:19,150 --> 01:01:20,740 and he can shoot his photos 1043 01:01:20,740 --> 01:01:21,833 and help people. 1044 01:01:23,090 --> 01:01:25,796 - Oh. I didn't know that. 1045 01:01:25,796 --> 01:01:26,629 - Oh. 1046 01:01:34,512 --> 01:01:37,237 This is his third book. My favorite. 1047 01:01:47,807 --> 01:01:50,474 (gentle music) 1048 01:02:08,750 --> 01:02:09,583 - Sorry. 1049 01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,663 - I have the exact same reaction. 1050 01:02:13,970 --> 01:02:16,210 I didn't know what he did. 1051 01:02:16,210 --> 01:02:19,603 I couldn't understand it until I saw what he was seeing. 1052 01:02:22,125 --> 01:02:23,975 (chuckles) Would you like to have it? 1053 01:02:24,980 --> 01:02:27,504 - Oh, I couldn't do that. I'll get my own. 1054 01:02:27,504 --> 01:02:29,580 - (chuckles) I bought a whole case. 1055 01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:32,993 - Oh, well thank you. Absolutely. 1056 01:02:34,870 --> 01:02:35,920 - [Jack] I'm back. 1057 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:36,863 - We're in here. 1058 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:41,893 - She gave that to you, right? 1059 01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:45,483 She's got a box of them in the garage. 1060 01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:47,600 - Dad's out in the yard. 1061 01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:49,330 He wants to talk to you. 1062 01:02:49,330 --> 01:02:50,380 - About this morning? 1063 01:02:52,799 --> 01:02:53,843 I'll be right back. 1064 01:02:54,870 --> 01:02:55,703 I think. 1065 01:02:58,130 --> 01:02:59,407 - So what do you do? 1066 01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:03,300 - I work in fashion, well, fashion marketing. 1067 01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:05,024 - That's nice, dear. 1068 01:03:05,024 --> 01:03:07,950 (birds chirping) 1069 01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:09,670 - Jack, come sit down. 1070 01:03:09,670 --> 01:03:10,503 You want a beer? 1071 01:03:12,787 --> 01:03:15,204 (Jack sighs) 1072 01:03:18,290 --> 01:03:19,300 Wanna talk to you 1073 01:03:22,030 --> 01:03:23,780 about what I witnessed this morning 1074 01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:26,740 about the situation you got yourself into 1075 01:03:26,740 --> 01:03:28,420 with those two ladies and, 1076 01:03:28,420 --> 01:03:30,053 and all the drama it created. 1077 01:03:31,180 --> 01:03:32,013 - I know. 1078 01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:33,793 - We had a smack down 1079 01:03:33,793 --> 01:03:34,880 right in the middle of the living room. 1080 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:36,090 - It just happened. 1081 01:03:36,090 --> 01:03:38,583 - Son, you don't have to make excuses. 1082 01:03:39,620 --> 01:03:43,430 It was uh, well, hell it was beautiful. 1083 01:03:43,430 --> 01:03:45,533 And I've never been so damn proud of you. 1084 01:03:45,533 --> 01:03:47,700 I mean, you've got two smart, 1085 01:03:47,700 --> 01:03:49,680 very attractive women fighting over you. 1086 01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:51,500 And I don't know what line you're feeding them, 1087 01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:52,760 but keep it up. 1088 01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:54,460 Not since that game in 2014. 1089 01:03:54,460 --> 01:03:56,830 You remember that, when you hit those three homers? 1090 01:03:56,830 --> 01:03:59,480 Not since then have I ever been so proud of you, man. 1091 01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:07,630 You know, I had a chance once 1092 01:04:07,630 --> 01:04:09,890 with two women at the same time 1093 01:04:09,890 --> 01:04:11,190 before your mother though. 1094 01:04:12,180 --> 01:04:13,013 - What happened? 1095 01:04:15,090 --> 01:04:15,973 - Well, they met, 1096 01:04:17,220 --> 01:04:20,128 they got together and left me out of the whole damn thing. 1097 01:04:20,128 --> 01:04:23,330 (Jack chuckling) 1098 01:04:23,330 --> 01:04:25,873 Here's to the most beautiful creatures on the planet, Jack. 1099 01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:28,830 - Lesbians? 1100 01:04:28,830 --> 01:04:31,120 - No. Well, yeah. 1101 01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:32,500 Women, Jack, women. 1102 01:04:32,500 --> 01:04:33,990 Women like your mother. 1103 01:04:33,990 --> 01:04:34,823 If it wouldn't have been for her, 1104 01:04:34,823 --> 01:04:36,797 I, I wouldn't have made it for this life. 1105 01:04:38,060 --> 01:04:38,973 - I'll drink to that. 1106 01:04:45,090 --> 01:04:47,320 - Your mother's a hell of a lover, Jack. 1107 01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:48,153 Still is. 1108 01:04:48,153 --> 01:04:48,986 - See you later, Dad. 1109 01:04:57,140 --> 01:04:57,973 - What's up? 1110 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:04,733 - What's up? 1111 01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:08,840 You're acting like we're on vacation. 1112 01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:10,441 My mom is starting to really like you. 1113 01:05:10,441 --> 01:05:13,500 - (sighs) Well, shit, Jack, what am I supposed to do? 1114 01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:14,433 I'm likable. 1115 01:05:16,300 --> 01:05:18,483 - You are likable. 1116 01:05:21,510 --> 01:05:24,170 It's just been a crazy few days. 1117 01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:26,423 - And you wasted $300 on that tux. 1118 01:05:28,153 --> 01:05:29,263 - Fuck. 1119 01:05:30,731 --> 01:05:32,263 Oh, you're right. 1120 01:05:37,430 --> 01:05:38,763 - This is all my fault. 1121 01:05:40,580 --> 01:05:42,410 I ruined the wedding 1122 01:05:42,410 --> 01:05:45,193 and put the final nail in your relationship with Jess. 1123 01:05:46,140 --> 01:05:48,530 (Jack scoffs) 1124 01:05:48,530 --> 01:05:50,860 And your mom thinks that we're together. 1125 01:05:50,860 --> 01:05:52,910 I mean, she's gonna be heartbroken when she finds out 1126 01:05:52,910 --> 01:05:54,253 we're not even friends. 1127 01:05:57,286 --> 01:05:58,723 - We're friends. 1128 01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:02,483 - This whole trip has been a disaster. 1129 01:06:04,690 --> 01:06:07,490 I didn't mean for any of this to happen. 1130 01:06:07,490 --> 01:06:10,163 - You did Murray and Lisa a favor. 1131 01:06:11,660 --> 01:06:12,681 And Jess should've never come. 1132 01:06:12,681 --> 01:06:14,140 - Yeah, and what about your mom? 1133 01:06:14,140 --> 01:06:18,280 - Yeah, telling her we were going to have four kids 1134 01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:19,980 might've given her the wrong idea. 1135 01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:22,793 - Shit. 1136 01:06:23,690 --> 01:06:24,523 - What? 1137 01:06:25,460 --> 01:06:26,910 - We also talked about our wedding 1138 01:06:26,910 --> 01:06:28,940 when you were trying on your tux. 1139 01:06:28,940 --> 01:06:30,150 - What? 1140 01:06:30,150 --> 01:06:32,930 - And how many bridesmaids I was gonna have 1141 01:06:32,930 --> 01:06:34,547 and who the flower girls are gonna be, 1142 01:06:34,547 --> 01:06:37,770 and the cake, and our first two kids are gonna be named 1143 01:06:37,770 --> 01:06:39,050 Ethan and Everly. 1144 01:06:39,050 --> 01:06:39,883 - But why? 1145 01:06:39,883 --> 01:06:41,520 - I don't know, okay? 1146 01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:43,313 I was just in the moment. 1147 01:06:45,717 --> 01:06:48,134 (Jack sighs) 1148 01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:50,553 - Okay. 1149 01:06:51,740 --> 01:06:54,023 Please don't cry. 1150 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:57,317 - So what now? 1151 01:07:01,020 --> 01:07:03,273 - Well, I need to get you home. 1152 01:07:04,470 --> 01:07:05,350 We'll stay here tonight 1153 01:07:05,350 --> 01:07:07,473 and we'll start back in the morning. 1154 01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:10,113 - To Jersey? 1155 01:07:11,553 --> 01:07:12,853 - It'll be like a do-over. 1156 01:07:15,910 --> 01:07:16,743 - Okay. 1157 01:07:18,530 --> 01:07:19,363 I like that. 1158 01:07:23,490 --> 01:07:24,423 Can I have a nap? 1159 01:07:25,310 --> 01:07:26,143 I'm exhausted. 1160 01:07:27,469 --> 01:07:29,303 - And a little drunk? 1161 01:07:30,984 --> 01:07:32,317 - Just a little. 1162 01:07:37,739 --> 01:07:40,040 - I'll come get you for dinner. 1163 01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:40,873 - Okay. 1164 01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:43,923 Hey, Jack. 1165 01:07:46,010 --> 01:07:48,210 Can we not tell your mom about us right now? 1166 01:07:50,110 --> 01:07:51,193 - (chuckles) Sure. 1167 01:07:57,304 --> 01:07:59,971 (Jack chuckles) 1168 01:08:04,536 --> 01:08:06,036 - Everything okay? 1169 01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:10,720 - She's taking a nap. 1170 01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:11,593 - So is your dad. 1171 01:08:12,550 --> 01:08:13,383 Listen. 1172 01:08:14,740 --> 01:08:15,907 It's quiet. 1173 01:08:15,907 --> 01:08:18,657 (both chuckling) 1174 01:08:21,510 --> 01:08:22,460 - When did you know 1175 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:26,080 that Samantha wasn't Jess? 1176 01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:28,300 - The second you walked through the door. 1177 01:08:28,300 --> 01:08:29,133 - How? 1178 01:08:35,850 --> 01:08:39,032 - This has been on the refrigerator since Christmas. 1179 01:08:39,032 --> 01:08:42,450 - (chuckles) I forgot she sent these. 1180 01:08:42,450 --> 01:08:43,770 It's not even close. 1181 01:08:44,870 --> 01:08:47,470 - I know, it's none of my business, 1182 01:08:47,470 --> 01:08:49,680 but you made the right choice. 1183 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:51,803 Samantha is a keeper. 1184 01:08:53,090 --> 01:08:55,228 - Mom, Sam and I are... 1185 01:08:55,228 --> 01:08:57,290 (gentle piano music) 1186 01:08:57,290 --> 01:08:58,740 Sam and I are taking it slow. 1187 01:09:00,090 --> 01:09:01,930 So don't expect kids anytime soon. 1188 01:09:01,930 --> 01:09:03,440 (Sally chuckles) 1189 01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:05,107 - Just do what makes you happy. 1190 01:09:05,107 --> 01:09:07,420 (gentle piano music) 1191 01:09:07,420 --> 01:09:09,053 I think I'll take a nap myself. 1192 01:09:14,677 --> 01:09:16,247 (gentle piano music) 1193 01:09:16,247 --> 01:09:18,208 (Jack sighs) 1194 01:09:18,208 --> 01:09:21,208 (crickets chirping) 1195 01:09:22,551 --> 01:09:25,134 (Jack sighing) 1196 01:09:29,037 --> 01:09:30,787 - You didn't wake me. 1197 01:09:33,260 --> 01:09:35,010 - I figured you could use the rest. 1198 01:09:36,730 --> 01:09:38,443 Our dinner is in the microwave. 1199 01:09:40,217 --> 01:09:41,217 - You waited for me? 1200 01:09:44,100 --> 01:09:46,120 To interesting travel partners. 1201 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:47,157 (Jack chuckles) 1202 01:09:47,157 --> 01:09:50,074 (glasses clinking) 1203 01:09:57,180 --> 01:10:00,113 - So this fashion job, 1204 01:10:01,210 --> 01:10:02,043 what do you do? 1205 01:10:03,552 --> 01:10:05,173 - I'm in the marketing department. 1206 01:10:06,780 --> 01:10:07,630 - Do you like it? 1207 01:10:10,710 --> 01:10:12,390 - I'm really good at my job. 1208 01:10:12,390 --> 01:10:13,360 I mean, that's what they tell me. 1209 01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:14,793 I'm not bragging. 1210 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:17,000 - Brag all you want. 1211 01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:20,023 - I hate my job. 1212 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,880 And I'm pushing 30 and I've spent the last five years 1213 01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:26,688 getting good at something that I don't even like. 1214 01:10:26,688 --> 01:10:28,910 - Didn't you just turn 26? 1215 01:10:28,910 --> 01:10:29,900 - Exactly. 1216 01:10:29,900 --> 01:10:33,083 The clock's ticking and I wanna quit. 1217 01:10:34,530 --> 01:10:35,845 - So quit. 1218 01:10:35,845 --> 01:10:37,595 What do you wanna do? 1219 01:10:39,090 --> 01:10:40,140 - I have to show you. 1220 01:10:51,740 --> 01:10:54,103 - You've been working on a baseball hat? 1221 01:10:55,580 --> 01:10:57,150 - No. 1222 01:10:57,150 --> 01:10:59,740 My dad used to take me to basketball games all the time. 1223 01:10:59,740 --> 01:11:02,170 Big time Knicks guy. 1224 01:11:02,170 --> 01:11:03,870 And our seats were never that great 1225 01:11:03,870 --> 01:11:06,360 so I'd be staring at the back of people's heads, 1226 01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:08,390 like thousands of them. 1227 01:11:08,390 --> 01:11:10,530 Flash forward, after a year of working in New York, 1228 01:11:10,530 --> 01:11:13,810 they asked me to find alternative advertising spaces. 1229 01:11:13,810 --> 01:11:16,683 And I started thinking about all of those hats. 1230 01:11:17,610 --> 01:11:19,633 And I came up with this. 1231 01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:26,520 - That's pretty cool. 1232 01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:27,353 Can I see that? 1233 01:11:31,961 --> 01:11:36,800 (chuckles) You need to get a patent on this. 1234 01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:37,703 - I have several. 1235 01:11:41,540 --> 01:11:43,133 - And can you get the licensing? 1236 01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:45,760 - That's been the hardest part 1237 01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:48,130 and I have a few meetings coming up with the NBA 1238 01:11:48,130 --> 01:11:51,513 and the NFL, but, I mean, nothing's guaranteed. 1239 01:11:52,690 --> 01:11:54,260 Oh, and golf. 1240 01:11:54,260 --> 01:11:56,070 Okay, I don't know if you've ever played golf, 1241 01:11:56,070 --> 01:11:57,510 but when you do, 1242 01:11:57,510 --> 01:11:59,820 you have to mark your ball with a ball marker. 1243 01:11:59,820 --> 01:12:02,610 So I came up with this, 1244 01:12:02,610 --> 01:12:04,973 a magnetized golf ball marker snap. 1245 01:12:10,510 --> 01:12:11,960 - So what's holding you back? 1246 01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:16,500 - What if I can't get the licensing? 1247 01:12:17,460 --> 01:12:19,033 - And what if you do? 1248 01:12:19,033 --> 01:12:19,973 This is good. 1249 01:12:20,990 --> 01:12:22,130 - Really? 1250 01:12:22,130 --> 01:12:24,780 - You have to at least give it a shot. 1251 01:12:24,780 --> 01:12:26,473 I mean, you're right there. 1252 01:12:30,260 --> 01:12:31,093 - Thanks, Jack. 1253 01:12:32,060 --> 01:12:32,893 - For what? 1254 01:12:35,550 --> 01:12:37,400 - Just needed someone else to say it. 1255 01:12:38,402 --> 01:12:41,069 (Jack chuckles) 1256 01:12:45,070 --> 01:12:47,343 - Bye. Thank you so much. 1257 01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:50,230 Bye. - Sam. 1258 01:12:50,230 --> 01:12:51,790 We've done hugs three times already. 1259 01:12:51,790 --> 01:12:54,790 (Samantha chuckles) 1260 01:12:57,070 --> 01:12:59,096 - Think we'll see her again? 1261 01:12:59,096 --> 01:13:00,910 - I don't know. I hope so. 1262 01:13:00,910 --> 01:13:02,823 - I do too. She's a keeper. 1263 01:13:05,070 --> 01:13:05,903 - Bye. 1264 01:13:08,244 --> 01:13:09,327 (gentle music) - [Barry] Oh. 1265 01:13:09,327 --> 01:13:11,859 - [Sally] Do you really think I'm wedding night tight? 1266 01:13:11,859 --> 01:13:13,067 - [Barry] Like the day I met you. 1267 01:13:13,067 --> 01:13:15,734 (upbeat music) 1268 01:13:23,290 --> 01:13:25,537 - Don't ask. Everything came out great. 1269 01:13:25,537 --> 01:13:29,130 - (chuckles) Wasn't going to but good to know. 1270 01:13:29,130 --> 01:13:31,740 (Samantha sighs) 1271 01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:34,010 - So I was thinking, 1272 01:13:34,010 --> 01:13:35,930 my sister, Missy, lives in Maggie Valley, 1273 01:13:35,930 --> 01:13:37,960 and it's about halfway. 1274 01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:40,780 If we got a motel there, I could see her. 1275 01:13:40,780 --> 01:13:41,613 Would you mind? 1276 01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:44,520 - You said you wanted to go camping. 1277 01:13:45,450 --> 01:13:46,283 - When? 1278 01:13:47,530 --> 01:13:49,473 - Right before you and Jess started to fight. 1279 01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:52,460 - Okay. 1280 01:13:52,460 --> 01:13:53,633 Yes, I did say that. 1281 01:13:57,390 --> 01:13:58,223 - I'm kidding. 1282 01:13:59,370 --> 01:14:00,650 It's your sister. 1283 01:14:00,650 --> 01:14:02,100 Of course you should see her. 1284 01:14:03,190 --> 01:14:04,023 - You sure? 1285 01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:06,330 - I'll find a place nearby 1286 01:14:06,330 --> 01:14:07,320 and pick you up in the morning. 1287 01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:09,750 - You'd be okay with that? 1288 01:14:09,750 --> 01:14:11,230 - Not a problem. 1289 01:14:11,230 --> 01:14:12,063 - I can't wait. 1290 01:14:13,270 --> 01:14:14,630 Me too. 1291 01:14:14,630 --> 01:14:16,413 Okay. See you soon. 1292 01:14:18,827 --> 01:14:20,410 - All good? 1293 01:14:20,410 --> 01:14:22,350 - She's really excited. 1294 01:14:22,350 --> 01:14:25,260 And she has room for both of us to stay if you want to. 1295 01:14:25,260 --> 01:14:27,520 - Oh, I'll let you to catch up. 1296 01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:30,260 - Okay. But come in and say hello. 1297 01:14:30,260 --> 01:14:32,753 If you end up staying till morning, that's fine too. 1298 01:14:34,050 --> 01:14:35,123 - Deal. 1299 01:14:35,123 --> 01:14:36,550 (upbeat music) 1300 01:14:36,550 --> 01:14:38,170 - You're gonna like her. 1301 01:14:38,170 --> 01:14:39,273 She's nothing like me. 1302 01:14:40,610 --> 01:14:41,660 - I like her already. 1303 01:15:00,050 --> 01:15:02,313 Are you sure you want me to come in? 1304 01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:04,333 - Yes. 1305 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:07,870 I met your family and wait until you taste her cooking. 1306 01:15:07,870 --> 01:15:09,730 - I thought I was just saying hello. 1307 01:15:09,730 --> 01:15:12,103 - Come in, say hello, and have a quick bite. 1308 01:15:13,174 --> 01:15:15,033 - (sighs) Okay. 1309 01:15:16,986 --> 01:15:19,473 But don't make a big deal when I wanna leave. 1310 01:15:21,420 --> 01:15:22,253 - Promise. 1311 01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:41,701 (women squealing) 1312 01:15:43,470 --> 01:15:45,453 - Well, you notice anything different? 1313 01:15:46,310 --> 01:15:47,611 - They're hard to miss. 1314 01:15:47,611 --> 01:15:49,360 (both chuckling) 1315 01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:51,363 - And you must be Jack. 1316 01:15:52,350 --> 01:15:54,600 - Samantha has talked a lot about you. 1317 01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:56,900 - Bullshit. She didn't mention me until today. 1318 01:15:58,750 --> 01:16:01,350 - No, but since then. 1319 01:16:01,350 --> 01:16:02,823 - Well, what do you think? 1320 01:16:03,779 --> 01:16:05,260 - About? 1321 01:16:05,260 --> 01:16:06,940 - My boobs. 1322 01:16:06,940 --> 01:16:07,790 Do you like them? 1323 01:16:09,210 --> 01:16:10,210 - What do you think? 1324 01:16:11,810 --> 01:16:12,980 - Do you wanna feel them? 1325 01:16:12,980 --> 01:16:14,380 I got them for my boyfriend. 1326 01:16:15,860 --> 01:16:17,210 - Lucky guy. 1327 01:16:17,210 --> 01:16:18,150 - He comes back tomorrow. 1328 01:16:18,150 --> 01:16:20,910 I need somebody to tell me if they feel real. 1329 01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:23,810 - Samantha, you're more knowledgeable in this area. 1330 01:16:23,810 --> 01:16:25,740 - Why, 'cause I have a pair? 1331 01:16:25,740 --> 01:16:28,620 - I need an opinion from someone with a penis. 1332 01:16:28,620 --> 01:16:30,693 - Jack, you're a doctor. 1333 01:16:31,950 --> 01:16:34,530 - Perfect. You're a doctor. 1334 01:16:34,530 --> 01:16:36,253 - Not my area of expertise. 1335 01:16:38,270 --> 01:16:39,490 - Let me take them out for you. 1336 01:16:39,490 --> 01:16:40,323 - Please don't. 1337 01:16:42,250 --> 01:16:44,440 - You let me know what you think. 1338 01:16:53,260 --> 01:16:55,170 I just took them out of the oven. 1339 01:16:55,170 --> 01:16:58,940 Tempura bird's nests with a jalapeno tomatillo sauce. 1340 01:16:58,940 --> 01:17:02,930 And then we have palomino with chicken, mushroom, 1341 01:17:02,930 --> 01:17:05,153 onion, and dill with a pesto Genovese. 1342 01:17:06,070 --> 01:17:08,260 And last we have puff pastry with feta 1343 01:17:08,260 --> 01:17:09,483 and caramelized onions. 1344 01:17:11,130 --> 01:17:11,963 - Wow. 1345 01:17:12,860 --> 01:17:13,693 - I told you. 1346 01:17:14,872 --> 01:17:15,840 - I mean, it looks so good, 1347 01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:17,490 I don't even wanna eat it. 1348 01:17:17,490 --> 01:17:19,503 - Don't be an idiot, Jack. Dig in. 1349 01:17:20,350 --> 01:17:21,183 Oh. 1350 01:17:24,597 --> 01:17:25,470 (horn honks) 1351 01:17:25,470 --> 01:17:29,683 (tense music) Oh no. We have a problem. 1352 01:17:29,683 --> 01:17:31,437 He's coming up the driveway. 1353 01:17:31,437 --> 01:17:33,130 - [Jack] Who? - My boyfriend Conan. 1354 01:17:33,130 --> 01:17:34,470 - [Samantha] I thought he was out of town. 1355 01:17:34,470 --> 01:17:35,443 - Well, he's back! 1356 01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:39,463 Go, go. In the bathroom. 1357 01:17:41,820 --> 01:17:43,000 Hide in here, I'll let you know 1358 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,370 when I get him into the bedroom. 1359 01:17:44,370 --> 01:17:45,478 - [Jack] How will we know? 1360 01:17:45,478 --> 01:17:47,528 - Trust me, you'll know. He's a screamer. 1361 01:17:55,570 --> 01:17:56,403 - Missy? 1362 01:17:58,340 --> 01:17:59,430 - What are you doing here? 1363 01:17:59,430 --> 01:18:00,990 - Where is he? 1364 01:18:00,990 --> 01:18:01,823 - Who? 1365 01:18:01,823 --> 01:18:03,513 - There's a Jeep parked right in front. 1366 01:18:04,350 --> 01:18:05,890 - I don't know. One of the neighbors? 1367 01:18:05,890 --> 01:18:07,800 - Parked right in front, right here. 1368 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:09,857 - Maybe it's a city worker. 1369 01:18:09,857 --> 01:18:11,580 (Conan sighs) 1370 01:18:11,580 --> 01:18:13,410 - Who are you cooking for? 1371 01:18:13,410 --> 01:18:16,100 - I'm trying out recipes for tomorrow night for you. 1372 01:18:16,100 --> 01:18:17,030 What are you doing home? 1373 01:18:17,030 --> 01:18:18,760 - Something's not right. 1374 01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:19,593 - I missed you. 1375 01:18:20,460 --> 01:18:21,353 - What are those? 1376 01:18:23,490 --> 01:18:24,323 - Boobies. 1377 01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:26,080 - Someone is here. 1378 01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:27,100 - No, they're for you, 1379 01:18:27,100 --> 01:18:29,810 but you coming home early ruined the surprise. 1380 01:18:29,810 --> 01:18:31,330 I know with your big hands 1381 01:18:31,330 --> 01:18:32,350 you like big boobs 1382 01:18:32,350 --> 01:18:36,330 so now we have them 1383 01:18:36,330 --> 01:18:37,640 when we need them. 1384 01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:38,473 - Nice. (chuckles) 1385 01:18:38,473 --> 01:18:39,840 - You wanna try 'em out? 1386 01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:40,673 - Oh yeah. 1387 01:18:45,720 --> 01:18:46,920 Actually, hold on. 1388 01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:48,570 I gotta go to the bathroom first. 1389 01:18:50,320 --> 01:18:51,430 - You can't wait? 1390 01:18:51,430 --> 01:18:53,814 - [Conan] No, trust me. This is gonna be a while. 1391 01:18:53,814 --> 01:18:54,647 Oh. 1392 01:18:56,930 --> 01:18:57,763 Hey, Missy. 1393 01:18:57,763 --> 01:18:58,690 - [Missy] Yeah? 1394 01:18:58,690 --> 01:19:00,390 - [Conan] You really don't know whose Jeep that is in front? 1395 01:19:00,390 --> 01:19:01,223 I kinda like it. 1396 01:19:01,223 --> 01:19:02,056 - [Missy] No. 1397 01:19:03,690 --> 01:19:05,579 - [Conan] All right. Well stay clear of the door. 1398 01:19:05,579 --> 01:19:07,870 (farts) It's gonna get real nasty in here. 1399 01:19:07,870 --> 01:19:09,380 - [Missy] Okay. 1400 01:19:09,380 --> 01:19:11,146 I'll be in the kitchen. 1401 01:19:11,146 --> 01:19:12,650 - Oh, ooh. 1402 01:19:12,650 --> 01:19:14,300 (loud farting) 1403 01:19:14,300 --> 01:19:15,133 Ooh. 1404 01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:17,593 Ooh. 1405 01:19:19,409 --> 01:19:20,242 (loud farting) 1406 01:19:20,242 --> 01:19:22,263 Oh, wow. 1407 01:19:23,230 --> 01:19:26,960 Oh, oh, oh, ooh. (farting) 1408 01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:28,663 Oh, wow. 1409 01:19:30,530 --> 01:19:31,413 Oh. 1410 01:19:31,413 --> 01:19:32,460 (loud farting) 1411 01:19:32,460 --> 01:19:36,060 Ah, ah. (panting) 1412 01:19:36,060 --> 01:19:38,758 One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three. 1413 01:19:38,758 --> 01:19:40,173 (loud farting) 1414 01:19:40,173 --> 01:19:43,563 Oh, woo! Wow, that burns. 1415 01:19:43,563 --> 01:19:44,793 (lighthearted music) 1416 01:19:44,793 --> 01:19:45,830 What the hell? 1417 01:19:45,830 --> 01:19:46,663 - Sorry. 1418 01:19:47,970 --> 01:19:49,163 - Who the fuck are you? 1419 01:19:50,850 --> 01:19:53,023 Whoa! What the fuck? 1420 01:19:55,710 --> 01:19:57,074 - I'll call you. - [Missy] Love you. 1421 01:19:57,074 --> 01:19:58,991 - Was nice to meet you. 1422 01:20:04,768 --> 01:20:06,600 (phone vibrating) 1423 01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:07,433 - It's Missy. 1424 01:20:09,110 --> 01:20:09,943 Hello? 1425 01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:12,953 Are you okay? 1426 01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:16,393 Okay. 1427 01:20:18,410 --> 01:20:19,243 Okay. 1428 01:20:21,690 --> 01:20:22,523 Okay. 1429 01:20:26,670 --> 01:20:27,623 - What did she say? 1430 01:20:29,870 --> 01:20:32,820 - She said he's coming after us and he's like a bloodhound. 1431 01:20:33,730 --> 01:20:35,360 - What does that mean? 1432 01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:36,970 - I don't know. 1433 01:20:36,970 --> 01:20:39,277 She just said, "Hide." 1434 01:20:42,530 --> 01:20:43,580 What are we gonna do? 1435 01:20:44,540 --> 01:20:46,003 - Why is he coming after us? 1436 01:20:47,330 --> 01:20:48,740 - Gee, Jack, I don't know. 1437 01:20:48,740 --> 01:20:50,253 You puked in his mouth. 1438 01:20:52,810 --> 01:20:54,423 - Well, I'm open to ideas. 1439 01:20:57,440 --> 01:20:59,983 - Let's just find a place to sleep out of site. 1440 01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:04,600 - I can find us a place we can camp. 1441 01:21:06,540 --> 01:21:08,964 - Still with the camping? 1442 01:21:08,964 --> 01:21:12,777 (crickets chirping) 1443 01:21:12,777 --> 01:21:14,944 - What you thinking about? 1444 01:21:17,940 --> 01:21:18,773 - I miss them. 1445 01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:27,453 I've called their home phone even after they were gone, 1446 01:21:29,690 --> 01:21:30,973 just to hear their voice. 1447 01:21:32,294 --> 01:21:34,390 (somber music) 1448 01:21:34,390 --> 01:21:35,223 It's weird, huh? 1449 01:21:38,370 --> 01:21:39,203 - Not at all. 1450 01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:43,880 - You know what I remember most? 1451 01:21:46,530 --> 01:21:48,580 The way that my dad would look at my mom. 1452 01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:50,963 Pure adorement. 1453 01:21:54,310 --> 01:21:56,553 And no matter what happens, good or bad, 1454 01:21:57,610 --> 01:22:00,020 they always had each other's backs. 1455 01:22:00,020 --> 01:22:01,070 You know what I mean? 1456 01:22:04,860 --> 01:22:05,693 - I do. 1457 01:22:14,570 --> 01:22:15,403 - What? 1458 01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:20,870 - I just wish I would've met you 1459 01:22:20,870 --> 01:22:23,713 under different circumstances, both times. 1460 01:22:25,931 --> 01:22:28,162 - What fun would that have been? 1461 01:22:28,162 --> 01:22:30,912 (both chuckling) 1462 01:22:35,119 --> 01:22:37,020 (fire whooshing) 1463 01:22:37,020 --> 01:22:38,094 - Your hot dog's on fire. 1464 01:22:38,094 --> 01:22:41,011 (Samantha gasping) 1465 01:22:45,802 --> 01:22:47,340 (Jack sighing) 1466 01:22:47,340 --> 01:22:48,173 Yeah. 1467 01:22:51,433 --> 01:22:53,200 Comfortable? 1468 01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:54,200 - It's not that bad. 1469 01:22:56,900 --> 01:22:58,863 Are you sure you're gonna be warm enough? 1470 01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:01,110 - It doesn't bother me. 1471 01:23:02,285 --> 01:23:03,118 Some of the places I've been 1472 01:23:03,118 --> 01:23:05,293 have been extremes on both ends. 1473 01:23:06,770 --> 01:23:07,920 - What was the hottest? 1474 01:23:11,170 --> 01:23:13,593 - The Amazon. It was pretty damn hot. 1475 01:23:15,180 --> 01:23:16,683 But it wasn't just the heat. 1476 01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:19,103 The humidity was exhausting. 1477 01:23:21,700 --> 01:23:23,920 But everywhere you looked, 1478 01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:28,903 there was just another amazing animal or landscape. 1479 01:23:31,060 --> 01:23:32,710 And you can get used to the heat. 1480 01:23:34,330 --> 01:23:35,163 Sort of. 1481 01:23:40,813 --> 01:23:43,563 (Jack chuckles) 1482 01:23:46,970 --> 01:23:49,470 (Jack grunts) 1483 01:23:52,544 --> 01:23:55,294 (zipper zipping) 1484 01:23:58,485 --> 01:24:00,710 I know you like your coffee. 1485 01:24:00,710 --> 01:24:03,533 - Oh. It's freaking cold. 1486 01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:05,553 - It's brisk. 1487 01:24:08,500 --> 01:24:09,896 - Um... 1488 01:24:09,896 --> 01:24:12,010 - (chuckles) You have to go? 1489 01:24:12,010 --> 01:24:13,620 (Samantha sighs) 1490 01:24:13,620 --> 01:24:14,870 Number one or number two? 1491 01:24:15,810 --> 01:24:17,079 - I can't believe I'm constantly talking 1492 01:24:17,079 --> 01:24:18,426 about this with you. 1493 01:24:18,426 --> 01:24:19,259 (Jack chuckles) 1494 01:24:19,259 --> 01:24:22,009 (Samantha sighs) 1495 01:24:23,470 --> 01:24:26,218 - You can go in those bushes over there 1496 01:24:26,218 --> 01:24:28,261 and there's toilet paper in the tent. 1497 01:24:28,261 --> 01:24:29,520 - Did you go over there? 1498 01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:30,863 - No, I went over there. 1499 01:24:32,019 --> 01:24:34,769 (Samantha huffs) 1500 01:24:44,130 --> 01:24:45,140 - Don't look. 1501 01:24:45,140 --> 01:24:46,380 - I'm not looking. 1502 01:24:46,380 --> 01:24:47,813 - You're looking at me right now. 1503 01:24:55,595 --> 01:24:57,161 (Samantha sighs) 1504 01:24:57,161 --> 01:24:58,690 Ow! (dramatic music) 1505 01:24:58,690 --> 01:25:01,288 - What happened? (comical tense music) 1506 01:25:01,288 --> 01:25:03,740 (Samantha screaming) 1507 01:25:03,740 --> 01:25:04,573 (Samantha grunts) 1508 01:25:04,573 --> 01:25:05,656 - [Conan] Ow! 1509 01:25:06,758 --> 01:25:09,770 (Conan panting) 1510 01:25:09,770 --> 01:25:10,623 Don't touch it. 1511 01:25:12,229 --> 01:25:13,123 - Ouch! 1512 01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:15,463 - Only a few more. 1513 01:25:17,060 --> 01:25:18,960 - I bet you're loving this. 1514 01:25:18,960 --> 01:25:22,063 - More than Conan's face. No offense. 1515 01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:24,500 - It's cool. 1516 01:25:24,500 --> 01:25:26,280 - So what's your deal, dude? 1517 01:25:26,280 --> 01:25:29,080 Missy's like the one person on the planet you can trust. 1518 01:25:30,510 --> 01:25:31,823 - I have jealousy issues. 1519 01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,380 - No shit. 1520 01:25:34,380 --> 01:25:36,450 - Found out my last girlfriend was cheating on me. 1521 01:25:36,450 --> 01:25:38,160 - Really? Damn. 1522 01:25:38,160 --> 01:25:39,800 What'd you do? 1523 01:25:39,800 --> 01:25:41,983 - Nothing you can do except move on. 1524 01:25:43,440 --> 01:25:45,043 - I just can't lose Missy, man. 1525 01:25:45,900 --> 01:25:48,260 - You're going to if you keep acting like this. 1526 01:25:48,260 --> 01:25:49,810 - She's the one. 1527 01:25:49,810 --> 01:25:51,870 Everything will work out. 1528 01:25:51,870 --> 01:25:53,490 - I've never seen my sister put up pictures 1529 01:25:53,490 --> 01:25:55,160 of a boyfriend before. 1530 01:25:55,160 --> 01:25:57,770 - She has three of me. (chuckles) 1531 01:25:57,770 --> 01:26:00,127 - See. (gentle music) 1532 01:26:00,127 --> 01:26:00,960 - Yeah. 1533 01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:03,612 Do you guys trust each other? 1534 01:26:03,612 --> 01:26:05,954 - Uh, we're not- - Yes. 1535 01:26:05,954 --> 01:26:07,771 I wouldn't trust my butt with anybody else. 1536 01:26:07,771 --> 01:26:10,481 - (chuckles) That's sweet. 1537 01:26:10,481 --> 01:26:11,314 - Ouch! 1538 01:26:12,656 --> 01:26:13,830 - Done. 1539 01:26:13,830 --> 01:26:16,430 - Oh, look at the kitty. (laughing) 1540 01:26:16,430 --> 01:26:17,900 - That's not a cat! 1541 01:26:17,900 --> 01:26:19,743 (all groaning) 1542 01:26:19,743 --> 01:26:22,826 (light upbeat music) 1543 01:26:38,340 --> 01:26:39,173 - How you doing? 1544 01:26:41,548 --> 01:26:43,920 - Am I gonna have a bunch of little scars? 1545 01:26:43,920 --> 01:26:46,100 - You're gonna have to send me weekly photos 1546 01:26:46,100 --> 01:26:49,050 so I can keep up with the recovery process. 1547 01:26:49,050 --> 01:26:49,883 - Seriously? 1548 01:26:52,530 --> 01:26:53,363 - No. 1549 01:26:55,660 --> 01:26:56,693 - So embarrassing. 1550 01:26:58,210 --> 01:27:00,220 - If it makes you feel any better 1551 01:27:00,220 --> 01:27:01,423 when I'm in doctor mode, 1552 01:27:02,380 --> 01:27:03,820 I didn't even think of it 1553 01:27:03,820 --> 01:27:07,363 as your surprisingly smooth white butt. 1554 01:27:16,410 --> 01:27:17,340 Five more miles 1555 01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:20,510 and our journey's finally over. 1556 01:27:23,200 --> 01:27:24,780 - Is that a good thing? 1557 01:27:24,780 --> 01:27:26,553 - No, don't do that. 1558 01:27:27,750 --> 01:27:29,577 No more analyzing. 1559 01:27:29,577 --> 01:27:31,160 - I liked our trip. 1560 01:27:32,490 --> 01:27:33,323 - I did too. 1561 01:27:42,448 --> 01:27:45,281 (birds chirping) 1562 01:27:46,770 --> 01:27:47,603 - Wait. 1563 01:27:49,360 --> 01:27:50,710 I don't wanna lose contact. 1564 01:27:52,770 --> 01:27:53,603 - Not a chance. 1565 01:27:55,300 --> 01:27:56,360 - I'm serious. 1566 01:27:56,360 --> 01:27:57,510 I wanna make an effort. 1567 01:28:00,330 --> 01:28:02,540 - I've got it all figured out. 1568 01:28:02,540 --> 01:28:03,373 - How? 1569 01:28:04,910 --> 01:28:06,790 - Do you have PayPal? 1570 01:28:06,790 --> 01:28:07,623 - Yeah. 1571 01:28:10,350 --> 01:28:11,900 - I'm gonna send you five bucks 1572 01:28:12,910 --> 01:28:14,443 for a coffee. 1573 01:28:15,780 --> 01:28:17,490 That way you'll owe me 1574 01:28:17,490 --> 01:28:18,790 and we'll have to meet up. 1575 01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:22,730 - Okay. 1576 01:28:22,730 --> 01:28:24,900 - Just put in your PayPal account. 1577 01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:26,523 We can be PayPal pals. 1578 01:28:28,897 --> 01:28:30,368 PayPals. 1579 01:28:30,368 --> 01:28:33,118 (both chuckling) 1580 01:28:37,050 --> 01:28:38,090 But... 1581 01:28:38,090 --> 01:28:40,640 - What? (chuckles) 1582 01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:43,190 - I want you to start selling your snaps full-time. 1583 01:28:44,510 --> 01:28:47,194 And for that, you're probably gonna need a lot of coffee. 1584 01:28:47,194 --> 01:28:49,861 (gentle music) 1585 01:28:52,540 --> 01:28:53,663 - Okay, stop it. 1586 01:28:55,417 --> 01:28:57,250 - Are you gonna do it? 1587 01:28:58,515 --> 01:29:01,010 (Samantha sighs) 1588 01:29:01,010 --> 01:29:04,187 - I may not sleep at all, but I'm gonna go for it. 1589 01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:10,550 Jack, stop it. 1590 01:29:10,550 --> 01:29:13,223 - You're gonna need materials, inventory. 1591 01:29:14,580 --> 01:29:15,513 - Sure but- 1592 01:29:15,513 --> 01:29:16,513 - Then I'm all in. 1593 01:29:17,670 --> 01:29:18,720 Pay me when it works. 1594 01:29:20,940 --> 01:29:22,213 - And if it doesn't? 1595 01:29:23,570 --> 01:29:24,470 - It's gonna work. 1596 01:29:30,130 --> 01:29:32,200 But the only thing I'm worried about 1597 01:29:33,220 --> 01:29:36,779 is you having to split time with your day job. 1598 01:29:36,779 --> 01:29:40,279 (gentle music continues) 1599 01:29:45,040 --> 01:29:48,389 - No. Jack, no! - Now you can quit. 1600 01:29:48,389 --> 01:29:49,715 - No, no. 1601 01:29:49,715 --> 01:29:53,610 (cash register ringing) - Too late. 1602 01:29:53,610 --> 01:29:55,183 - I, I don't wanna owe you. 1603 01:29:57,840 --> 01:30:01,500 - Consider it a zero interest loan. 1604 01:30:01,500 --> 01:30:02,500 Pay me when you can. 1605 01:30:05,420 --> 01:30:08,590 - Can you stay a while so we can talk about this? 1606 01:30:08,590 --> 01:30:10,060 - What's there to talk about? 1607 01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:14,703 You just gotta follow your plan. 1608 01:30:18,430 --> 01:30:21,347 - Thank you. Seriously, thank you. 1609 01:30:22,860 --> 01:30:24,760 - You still owe me that coffee though. 1610 01:30:33,882 --> 01:30:36,316 (Samantha sighs) 1611 01:30:36,316 --> 01:30:39,816 (gentle orchestral music) 1612 01:30:41,457 --> 01:30:44,207 (birds chirping) 1613 01:30:49,822 --> 01:30:52,572 (doorbell rings) 1614 01:31:01,510 --> 01:31:03,060 - Hi. 1615 01:31:03,060 --> 01:31:06,540 - Hi. I'm looking for Sally or Barry. 1616 01:31:06,540 --> 01:31:08,070 - Oh, they're at the beach house. 1617 01:31:08,070 --> 01:31:09,360 - Just my luck. 1618 01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:11,320 I'm friends with their son Jack. 1619 01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:12,990 - Oh Jack, he's here. 1620 01:31:12,990 --> 01:31:14,713 Jack. It's for you. 1621 01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:23,520 - Hi. 1622 01:31:23,520 --> 01:31:24,490 - Hi. 1623 01:31:24,490 --> 01:31:26,980 - [Jack] What are you doing in town? 1624 01:31:26,980 --> 01:31:28,660 - I got a new account uptown. 1625 01:31:28,660 --> 01:31:31,010 I thought I'd stop in and say hi to your folks. 1626 01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:33,832 - They would have loved that. 1627 01:31:33,832 --> 01:31:36,786 - Hm. Where's the Jeep? 1628 01:31:36,786 --> 01:31:38,490 - It's in the shop. 1629 01:31:38,490 --> 01:31:40,523 It's in the shop more now than not. 1630 01:31:44,070 --> 01:31:46,630 Uh, Samantha, this is my girlfriend, Caroline. 1631 01:31:46,630 --> 01:31:47,750 - Hi. (chuckles) 1632 01:31:47,750 --> 01:31:50,320 - Samantha and I were in the same wedding party. 1633 01:31:50,320 --> 01:31:51,153 Almost. 1634 01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:54,853 - Long story. (chuckles) 1635 01:31:55,900 --> 01:31:58,299 - Samantha owns the company, Snaps. 1636 01:31:58,299 --> 01:32:01,680 - Ooh, the little things on the back of all your hats? 1637 01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:02,780 - That was Sam's idea. 1638 01:32:03,880 --> 01:32:04,713 - They're cute. 1639 01:32:08,580 --> 01:32:10,090 - Can you give Sam and I a sec? 1640 01:32:10,090 --> 01:32:11,640 Need to talk some business. 1641 01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:14,430 - Sure. Nice to meet you. 1642 01:32:14,430 --> 01:32:15,263 - You too. 1643 01:32:23,950 --> 01:32:25,083 - Did you drive here? 1644 01:32:26,200 --> 01:32:28,250 - I've been driving all over the country. 1645 01:32:29,220 --> 01:32:30,500 - How's Tommy? 1646 01:32:30,500 --> 01:32:31,700 You guys still together? 1647 01:32:33,120 --> 01:32:34,990 - I never get to see him. 1648 01:32:34,990 --> 01:32:36,890 He's a little jealous of the business. 1649 01:32:38,430 --> 01:32:40,420 - Going through the same thing. 1650 01:32:40,420 --> 01:32:41,696 - [Samantha] Being gone all the time? 1651 01:32:41,696 --> 01:32:44,850 - (chuckles) I didn't tell you. 1652 01:32:44,850 --> 01:32:47,670 I'm actually opening a practice in town. 1653 01:32:47,670 --> 01:32:48,503 - Why? 1654 01:32:49,650 --> 01:32:52,630 - Family doctor I had since I was a kid is retiring. 1655 01:32:52,630 --> 01:32:53,820 His wife and my mom are friends 1656 01:32:53,820 --> 01:32:57,203 and he really wanted someone who was a local to take over. 1657 01:32:58,950 --> 01:33:00,700 - Do I have to call you Doctor now? 1658 01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:03,106 - Only in public. 1659 01:33:03,106 --> 01:33:06,440 (Samantha chuckles) 1660 01:33:06,440 --> 01:33:08,290 - Did you really wanna talk business? 1661 01:33:09,640 --> 01:33:10,473 - Right. 1662 01:33:11,860 --> 01:33:15,100 I still wanna support the people I met during my trips. 1663 01:33:15,100 --> 01:33:17,220 And I was thinking 1664 01:33:17,220 --> 01:33:18,890 maybe you could come up with a Snap 1665 01:33:18,890 --> 01:33:20,490 that we could sell, raise money. 1666 01:33:21,420 --> 01:33:22,780 - Sure. 1667 01:33:22,780 --> 01:33:24,247 What were you thinking? 1668 01:33:25,284 --> 01:33:27,260 - I have some ideas I can send you. 1669 01:33:27,260 --> 01:33:28,093 - Great. 1670 01:33:35,020 --> 01:33:36,320 I should really get going. 1671 01:33:37,930 --> 01:33:39,040 - It was great to see you. 1672 01:33:39,040 --> 01:33:39,873 - You too. 1673 01:33:44,500 --> 01:33:45,333 - Hey, Sam. 1674 01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:49,530 I appreciate you paying me back, 1675 01:33:49,530 --> 01:33:52,063 but the deal also included coffee. 1676 01:33:53,840 --> 01:33:56,150 - I'll let you know next time I'm in town. 1677 01:33:56,150 --> 01:33:56,983 We'll settle up. 1678 01:34:00,344 --> 01:34:03,693 (Jack chuckles) 1679 01:34:03,693 --> 01:34:06,429 (lighthearted music) 1680 01:34:06,429 --> 01:34:08,846 (Jack sighs) 1681 01:34:12,240 --> 01:34:13,103 - Hey, Sam. 1682 01:34:14,930 --> 01:34:16,880 Last time you said that a year went by. 1683 01:34:18,070 --> 01:34:19,320 Let's go get that coffee. 1684 01:34:20,570 --> 01:34:21,403 - Now? 1685 01:34:22,270 --> 01:34:23,103 - Half hour. 1686 01:34:25,800 --> 01:34:27,050 - I have a meeting, Jack. 1687 01:34:29,010 --> 01:34:30,510 - You could always reschedule. 1688 01:34:32,140 --> 01:34:33,933 I could really use that coffee. 1689 01:34:35,430 --> 01:34:36,263 What do you say? 1690 01:34:48,195 --> 01:34:51,030 - They created the entire world of Whoville on a lot. 1691 01:34:51,030 --> 01:34:54,620 The costuming, the makeup, the acting, all top notch. 1692 01:34:54,620 --> 01:34:55,790 That makes it a classic. - No. 1693 01:34:55,790 --> 01:34:57,540 - You guys are still talking about this? 1694 01:34:57,540 --> 01:34:58,670 Decide once and for all. 1695 01:34:58,670 --> 01:35:00,130 Jim Carrey's a better Grinch. 1696 01:35:00,130 --> 01:35:02,530 - Thank you. Knew I liked you for a reason. 1697 01:35:02,530 --> 01:35:03,510 - You have lost your damn mind. 1698 01:35:03,510 --> 01:35:05,180 I did not raise you to be like that. 1699 01:35:05,180 --> 01:35:06,760 Oh, number one, 1700 01:35:06,760 --> 01:35:09,800 the animated movie is a classic. 1701 01:35:09,800 --> 01:35:14,090 It is based on the original Dr. Seuss book. 1702 01:35:14,090 --> 01:35:16,930 - So is the Jim Carrey one just done better. 1703 01:35:16,930 --> 01:35:18,390 - Dad, we've seen both. 1704 01:35:18,390 --> 01:35:19,870 You like the Jim Carrey one. 1705 01:35:19,870 --> 01:35:21,730 - Oh, da huh. - I've seen you liking it. 1706 01:35:21,730 --> 01:35:22,940 - You like the Jim Carrey one? 1707 01:35:22,940 --> 01:35:23,927 - I was wrong. (women laughing) 1708 01:35:23,927 --> 01:35:25,290 - I don't know about that. 1709 01:35:25,290 --> 01:35:26,180 - I've gotta chime in. 1710 01:35:26,180 --> 01:35:28,330 Missy and I grew up watching the Jim Carrey one. 1711 01:35:28,330 --> 01:35:29,480 It's definitely better. 1712 01:35:29,480 --> 01:35:30,313 - Thank you. 1713 01:35:30,313 --> 01:35:31,400 - I don't know if it's better. 1714 01:35:31,400 --> 01:35:32,780 It's good. It's fine. 1715 01:35:32,780 --> 01:35:34,840 But I prefer the animated one. 1716 01:35:34,840 --> 01:35:37,484 - It's not a good time. It's not. 107772