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Oh, hey, guys.
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How are you feeling after
that wild wedding last night?Ooh.
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Hungover and headachy, queasy.
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Damn, I had a good time.
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[mutters][laughs]
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TINA:
Oh, hey, Suraya.
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We were just talking
about your son's wedding.
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Oh, you Indian folks
sure know how to party.
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Ooh!You know,
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I think I threw my hip out
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when your granny and I
were dirty dancing.
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CALVIN:
Uh,
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Dave, I don't think
anybody would call
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what you were doing "dancing."
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Forget "Baby."
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Somebody should've
put you in a corner.[laughing]
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Okay, you know,
I don't care what you say.
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I had the time of my life.
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Well, these sweet laddoos
are my way
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of saying
"Thank you for coming."Oh.
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Ooh, well, don't
mind if I laddoo.
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[laughs]Hey, Suraya,
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uh, you're a professional
matchmaker.
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You know, you think
you can match up my boys?
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Oh, Malcolm and Marty would
never go for a matchmaker.
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Butler men like to hunt
for their own meat.
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I-I mean, women.
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I mean,
whatever's not offensive.
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I matched all my own sons.
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Even this one married
a beautiful lawyer,
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and he's into anime cosplay.
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Wow. She's gorgeous.
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Wait a minute.
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This woman married a dude
dressed as a lizard?
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I'm very good
at what I do.
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Okay. Well, "very good"
usually means very expensive.
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Well, how about, since
you fixed up our transmission,
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I fix up your boys?
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Okay. Thank you, Suraya.[laughs]
You bet.
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I'll see you soon.You got it.
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I don't know, Tina.
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I got a feeling this
thing is gonna blow up
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just like her
old transmission.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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So, Malcolm
and Marty have no idea
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that I'm here
to find them wives?
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Nope. Think of it like
a timeshare presentation.
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First, we lure them in with
my famous berry cobbler.
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And then, wham! We trap them
with a lifetime commitment.Mm-hmm.
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Hey, hey.
Is the food ready?
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'Cause we're ready! [laughs]
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Oh, we got cobbler.
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Oh, we got company.
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[laughs]
Hey, Ms. Suraya.Hello.
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Wait.
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Why did you make all
of our favorite foods?
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Oh, no. Mama.
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You're not trying to
sell us supplements again?
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Your mother thought
you could use some help
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meeting that someone special.
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Um, are y'all trying to hook one
of us up with Ms. Suraya?
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Don't you think
she's a little too old?
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I prefer "seasoned."
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And you should be so lucky.
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Mm...Um...
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Suraya is
a professional matchmaker.
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Well, thanks,
but I'm good.
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In fact, I canceled
a date just to be here.
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Okay, well, Marty?
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This cobbler's great. Okay.
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I'm interested.Yeah!
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Yes!Of course you are.
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It's the magic
of the cobbler.Mm-hmm.
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Well, that, and whatever
I'm doing isn't working.
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I need a date for my ten-year
high school reunion.
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And I'm not gonna be
the only single guy there again.
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It'll be like prom night
all over.
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So, Ms. Suraya, sign me up.
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Oh! Thank you, Jesus!
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There's hope
for grandbabies yet.
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Just have a girl first, and then
you can have whatever you want.
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Hey, honey. How was your day?
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Long.Oh. Mine, too.
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We've been working
way too hard lately.
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Yeah, I know. I mean,
I don't even remember
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the last time we sat
on this couch together.
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Well, you're here now. We can
finally catch up. So tell me,
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how was your day?Well...
Mom, Dad.
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I just remembered I didn't do
my book report on Tom Sawyer.
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Okay, well, when's it due?
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Tomorrow.
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Oh, no. Ugh.
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I'll help you.
Where's the book?
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The library.
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Come on, Grover.
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Sorry, hon. We'll catch
up this weekend.
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Hey, Suraya! So,
did you find Marty a wife yet?[laughing]
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It's been 24 hours.
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Oh. Come in.
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Tina, Marty's
a major project.
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Give the lady
another 20 minutes, okay?
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I have chosen a special group
of women,
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and these are their biodatas.
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They are like headshots
and résumés in one.
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Okay, well, you got anybody
in there that can cook?
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'Cause I need somebody to make
me some crab cakes for a change.
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And I need somebody
that's into sports.
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Any of these ladies come
with the NFL package?
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Oh, Marty doesn't
care about that.
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The boy tried to
dribble a football.
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I checked
for astrological compatibility,
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and I ran background checks
to make sure they're not psycho.
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And this is my top pick.
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[laughing]
Fatemeh Samuel.
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Oh, she's Ethiopian,
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and she's an
interior designer.
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Very nice.Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, she's also very,
very nice looking.
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Back off of Marty's
future wife.
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You know what? I...
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I-I kind of like
this girl better.
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Asha Patel.
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Says she makes six figures,
and she works for Jet Blue.
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Can somebody say companion pass?
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Welcome to the family, Asha.
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Please, I have a process here.[overlapping chatter]
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This is much more complicated
than it seems.
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No. Wait, wait.
I found the winner.
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This one just graduated,
and she's a doctor.
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Mm. [laughs]Now I can stop googling
every time I sneeze.
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Did you say "just graduated"?
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Yeah.No, she probably still got
medical school loans.
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We can't let her
mess up our credit.
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That's a good point.Yeah, no, no.
We don't want...
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Excuse me! Excuse me.
Why don't you leave this
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to a professional? Yes?
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Yeah, Malcolm.
What you got over here?
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Let me see that.
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Wait, wait, wait.
What's wrong with her?
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What's wrong with her?
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What's wrong with you?
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What?Look at those ears.
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That's nothing that
a haircut can't fix.
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Uh, Ma, just because
Marty likes hobbits
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don't mean he
want to date one.
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TINA:
All right.
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Wait. This one
is not so bad.
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Okay.No. Look.
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Do you think we can get her
to trim her mustache?
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Oh...Suraya, do...?
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Suraya?
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Damn. Did Suraya leave
without saying goodbye?
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Well, that's just rude.
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How do I look?
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Like a steamy, hot cup of coffee
that just woke me up.
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[laughs]
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Ew.
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I decided to
turn the heat up
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a notch since we haven't had
a date night in a while.
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Well, I think
you broke the thermometer.
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Maybe you didn't hear me. Ew!
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[scoffs]
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I hope the sitter
gets here soon.
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The restaurant only gives
a 15-minute grace period.
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Well, you can go. Don't worry.
I'm old enough to watch myself.
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Just leave your credit card,
you know, for... emergencies.
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Oh, yeah, sure, and why don't
we leave the door open,
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and the keys on the table?
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And I'll unlock
the liquor cabinet, too.
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You could have just
said "no," Dad.
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[phone chimes]No, no, no, no, no, no!
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The sitter just
canceled!
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Donna? Why?
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Her boyfriend
broke up with her.
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Oh, not Troy.Uh-huh.
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He was the star
quarterback.
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Well, what happened?
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Something about them
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not spending
enough time together.
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Great! Let's have
a Monopoly marathon.
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I call the shoe!
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Ugh. I'm gonna
go put on my PJs.
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Yeah. I'll go unlock
the liquor cabinet.
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TINA:
Marty is going to be so upset.
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How do we tell him
that his matchmaker quit?
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I was going
to tell him like this.
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Marty, your matchmaker quit.
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[mutters]
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Wow, Pop.
You are all heart.
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Just full of compassion
over there.
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Look, I'm just saying,
back in my day,
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you didn't need
a matchmaker.
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If you liked a girl,
you told her friend.
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Her friend would let you
know if she liked you.
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Then, y'all would meet
at the lockers
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in the hallway
or something like that.
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What I'm saying is
that it was simple.
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[laughs]
Guys, I was just
on Suraya's website,
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and she has
a 99% success rate.
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I'm definitely bringing a
plus-one to my ten-year reunion,
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and I'm gonna have two kids
for my 20th. [laughs]
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[sniffing]
Mm. Mm. Y'all smell smoke?
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Tina...I'm gonna help Mama
put that fire out.
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You know, son,
it's, um, never wise
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to put all your faith
in one person.
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Oh, no. No,
you're right.Yeah.
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Which is why I'm only putting
99% of our faith in her, okay?
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Yeah. About that.
Um, Suraya-- she, uh...
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Did she find
my match already?
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Well, the truth is,
we haven't heard from her.
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Okay, well, I'll just
call her to check in.
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Okay, Marty, hold on.
Look, um,
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the honest truth is, she quit.
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What? Why?
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I don't know.
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Probably something
your mama said.
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You know her,
you know how she is.
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Yeah, well, I'll
never meet my girl.
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What are you talking about?
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Of course you will.
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Dad, you don't get it.
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You met Mom when you
were in your early 20s.
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You don't know what it's like
to be my age and still dating.
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I'm tired of getting dressed
up and paying for dinners
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for it all
to go nowhere.
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Well, son, I told you before,
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you should start
with coffee dates.
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Huh?
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Look, Marty, you're gonna
meet someone, all right?
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You're an amazing dude.
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Oh, yeah? Then why
am I still single,
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living with my brother,
next door to my parents?
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Damn.
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That sounds like
the saddest blues song ever.
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Well, I'm gonna
head home and
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get under my weighted blanket
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so I know what it feels
like to be cuddled.
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I was wrong.
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Thatsounded like
the saddest blues song ever.
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Oh.
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Well, how did Marty
take the news?Not well.
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Thanks.
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I think we're gonna have
to fill in for Suraya.
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00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:21,185
Otherwise, in a few days, Marty
might be married to a blanket.
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What about two weeks
from Friday?
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Oh, we can't. We have
to meet our accountant.
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00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:35,025
Ugh.What about the
Saturday after that?
249
00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,767
Grover's swim team
awards ceremony.Oh.
250
00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,769
Well, I guess we'll
just have to wait a month
251
00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,989
for our next date night.
252
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:44,295
You know, I was
really looking forward
253
00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:46,341
to spending
some one-on-one time with you.
254
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:49,300
I don't want to lose the spice
in our relationship.
255
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,302
Ugh. Me, either,
but at this rate,
256
00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:52,695
we're not gonna have
a date night
257
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,392
till after Grover goes
to college.
258
00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:57,526
Or the military,
'cause he's going somewhere.
259
00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:01,965
You know, maybe it's not
about planning alone time.
260
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,706
Maybe it's about taking
advantage
261
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,839
of the moments
that we do have together.
262
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:09,581
Maybe. Oh, can you
grab some salsa?
263
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,253
[speaking Spanish]
264
00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:33,301
[with Spanish accent]:
Are you alone?
265
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:36,739
No, I'm with my husband.
266
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,698
Dave, what are you doing?
267
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:39,699
Dave? Who is this Dave?
268
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,875
I have never heard
of any Dave.
269
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:47,445
My name is Señor
Victor Gonzalez.
270
00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:50,274
[laughs quietly]
271
00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:53,016
And I am a spy who has
just met the hottest woman
272
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:55,149
that I have ever seen
in my entire life.
273
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,717
[laughs]
274
00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,850
And I heard you are
looking for some spice.
275
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,852
[laughs]
276
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:05,246
You're so silly, Dave.
277
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:08,423
Dave? Again, I do not know
who this "Dave" is.
278
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:11,034
You may call me Victor.
279
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,342
And you are?
280
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,954
I'm... Ginger.
281
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:23,481
[British accent]:
I'm... Dr. Ginger Teagarten...
282
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,704
...a brilliant archeologist,
283
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,620
who's only in town
for one night
284
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:36,059
before flying off to Egypt
in search of the...
285
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,932
lost ark.
286
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:44,546
Well, Dr. Teagarten,
I need to make sure
287
00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,722
that you are not stealing
government secrets.
288
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,812
Oh.So I'm afraid I'm going
to need to, uh,
289
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:52,075
strip-search you.
290
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:57,254
But I only have 30 minutes
291
00:12:57,298 --> 00:13:02,607
before I'm expected
back at the... museum.
292
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:05,436
This is not a problem,
Dr. Teagarten.
Oh?
293
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,570
That is 25 more minutes
than I will need.
294
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:10,267
Let's go.
295
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,273
I don't know why
we're feeding all these people
296
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:20,843
when the only woman that
matters is the one that I chose.
297
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:24,064
We had to make it look like a
mixer, so the women don't know
298
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,414
that they're here to compete
for a date with Marty.
299
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:29,025
Um, and I think it's good that
he thinks he has lots of choices
300
00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:31,811
before he realizes
that my girl is best.
301
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,988
Right, 'cause I'm sure
what Marty's looking for
302
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:37,425
is a girl picked out
by his mama and daddy.
303
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,472
Now, trust me,
the lady I selected--
304
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:43,170
she gonna win, hands down.
305
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:47,609
Oh, you look sharp.
306
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,002
[laughs]
307
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:51,308
Oh, look at you, baby.
308
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:54,616
You look so extremely handsome,
except those eyebrows.
309
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,574
I don't know what
is going on there.Okay. All right.
310
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,011
Let me just put them...Okay, come on. No, no, no.
311
00:13:58,054 --> 00:14:00,491
I'm just trying
to hook him up.
312
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:03,320
All right, son, there's
plenty of women here.Okay.
313
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:04,974
All right, look around.Yeah. Okay.
314
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,846
And then you make
your choice.Okay.
315
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,849
Starting with that one.
316
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:15,506
All right, I'm going in.
Wish me luck.Oh, yeah.
317
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:18,031
[quietly]:
Tippy toe.
318
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:21,861
I mean, they keep winning, but
they're not gaining any ground.
319
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,863
I mean, the team
is hitting,
320
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,865
but the problem
is the bullpen.
321
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,954
And they need
to sit Jansen.
322
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,607
His ERA is like a zip code.
323
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:33,394
[laughs]
I-I have no idea
what any of that means.
324
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,050
Give her a chance,
son, all right?
325
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,226
She has season tickets
to the Dodgers.
326
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,836
[clears throat]
327
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,056
Well, Lindsey,
328
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,406
I do hope they get those bulls
back in their pen.
329
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:46,407
[both laugh]
330
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,409
That was...
331
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,628
You look a little thirsty.
There's a nice girl
332
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,021
over by the punch bowl.
333
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,893
Oh, actually,
is there some coconut water?
334
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,417
Just go!
335
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:59,724
So, "Pasadena's
only musical baker."
336
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,030
What does that even mean?
337
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,685
Well, let me show you.Oh, okay.
338
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:06,775
♪ I add flour and butter
and sprinkle sugar on top ♪
339
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:10,344
♪ Zing goes the oven
in my karaoke cake shop. ♪
340
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,998
Yeah.
341
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,830
Marty, meet Ariel.
342
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:21,398
Well, I got to admit,
she is pretty.
343
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,574
She all right.
344
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:26,142
Ooh, here's the bachelor!
345
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,970
Dope or nope?
346
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,667
What do you think,
Ariel Nation?
347
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:31,713
Leave your comments below.
348
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:35,630
Girl, who are
you talking to?
349
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:39,634
My 200,000 followers.
350
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:42,202
Yes. Ariel is an influencer,
Okay?
351
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,856
Yeah.[laughs]
Yeah.
352
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,469
She's also a thrill seeker.
353
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,558
She's bungee jumping
Yosemite Falls next week.
354
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,603
Ah. You should come!
355
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:53,909
Girl, I would love to.
356
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:57,086
I mean, uh, you-you should go.
357
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,480
Y-Yeah, 'cause that's how
this works.
358
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,004
[Marty chuckles]
359
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,093
Uh, uh, well,
360
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:07,705
my two biggest fears are heights
and drowning, so no thanks.
361
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:10,970
Oh. Uh, adventure sports are
a really big part of my life.
362
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,972
Yeah, well, you know,
363
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,235
I look both ways on
a one-way street. [laughs]
364
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,063
Well, it was nice
meeting you.
365
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,890
What? Uh...
366
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:24,157
Well, I think Ariel is great,
okay? I would pick her.
367
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,246
[clears throat] I mean,
he should pick her, okay?
368
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:28,335
I'm-a go talk to him. Marty?
369
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,598
Marty?
370
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,121
Well, did he leave?
371
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:35,211
People keep leaving
without saying "goodbye."
372
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,039
It's rude.
373
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,650
I'm starting to think
it's a societal issue.
374
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,742
Grover is finally asleep.
375
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:48,790
Honey, today
you have shown me two things.
376
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:51,401
We'll never lose
our spice because
377
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,316
you keep things interesting.[chuckles]
378
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:57,233
And the backseat of our Prius
is way bigger than I thought.
379
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:02,238
See? Aren't you glad we sprung
for the leather seats?Mm-hmm.
380
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:06,851
Well, if you ever bump
into Victor Gonzales again,
381
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,637
tell him he has an open invite
382
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,466
to visit Dr. Ginger in Luxor.
383
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,642
Really?
384
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,122
Mm-hmm.
385
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:18,211
I'll let him know.Good.
386
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:22,998
[Spanish accent]:
Buenas noches, señorita.
387
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,653
It is I, Victor Gonzalez.Mm.
388
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:28,134
I have traveled
a great distance,
389
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:31,485
but I'm afraid I must
strip-search you again.[gasps]
390
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,095
[with accent]:
Again?
391
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,750
Well, if you must, señor.
392
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:38,274
Ooh, I must, Dr. Ginger.
393
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:40,972
You see, you might be
smuggling contraband.
394
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,974
Oh.
395
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,151
Mom? Dad?Mm.
396
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:49,633
I can't sleep.
Can I watch some TV?
397
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,157
[with Spanish accent]:
Of course you can, but...
398
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,289
[clears throat]
399
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,813
[normal voice]: Come on, buddy.
Of course. Come sit down.
400
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,469
All right.
401
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:04,170
So, uh, who's Dr. Ginger?
402
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,698
Marty, what are you
doing out here?
403
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,613
[sighs]
404
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:16,138
Mama, I don't have anything in
common with any of those girls.
405
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,532
Baby, we're sorry.
406
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:21,274
We just wanted to help
you find a great match.
407
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,537
Yeah, well, you did.
408
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,843
We did? Which one?
409
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,977
No, I meant, you found the
perfect matches for yourselves.
410
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:33,242
Lindsey is into the
Dodgers, like Dad.
411
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:36,332
And Denise is into singing
and baking, like Mom.
412
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:40,249
And Ariel is really
into Malcolm.
413
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,079
TINA:
You know,
414
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,212
baby, you're right.
We were too focused
415
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,953
on looking for the qualities
that we like.
416
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:51,521
Yeah. Instead of those
that appeal to you.
417
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:54,307
Yeah, well, on the bright side,
418
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,831
you did help me figure
out what I don't want.
419
00:18:56,874 --> 00:19:00,661
You know, sure, it would be nice
to take someone to my reunion,
420
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:05,448
but after tonight, I realize...
421
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,972
I want what you two have.
422
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,585
And instead of rushing it,
I'm... I'm willing
423
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,543
to wait until I find
the right girl.
424
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:16,242
Well, you do that, you know,
because I get it now, you know?
425
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:19,114
These little heifers out here
are something else.
426
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,986
Ah.Yeah.
427
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:27,296
But what I do know-- when
that special someone finds you,
428
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:30,908
she is going to be
a very lucky woman.
429
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,562
Well, I can't wait to meet her.
430
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:35,826
[laughs softly]Don't worry, son.
She's out there.
431
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:36,871
Just not in that car.
432
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,755
Hmm.
433
00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:54,671
[with New York accent]:
Uh... pardon me.
434
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:59,720
You are one
of the most attractive women
435
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:02,331
that I have ever seen
in my entire life.
436
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,291
Do I know you?
437
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,381
You do not.
438
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:12,167
But your mother's
gonna love me.
439
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,953
Well, thank you, but
I've got to get to court.
440
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,304
I've got a big case to try.
441
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:22,786
Wow. Uh, wicked.
You're a lawyer?Mm.
442
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:25,049
'Cause I got a record.
443
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,749
Okay, Dave, this isn't working
for me. Go back to Victor.
444
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:31,404
Okay, all right, um...
445
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:40,239
[with Spanish accent]:
Buenas noches, señorita.
446
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:43,416
Victor Gonzalez
never strays
447
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:46,288
too far away.Mm.
448
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,596
I will see you in the car.Okay.
449
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:51,772
Ooh. Un momento.
450
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:55,341
Dave, eggs aren't sexy.[normal voice]:
No, I know.
451
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,125
We're out. I need
them for the morning.Oh.
452
00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:07,614
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