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MAN 1: One contest....
MAN 2: Jon, one song....
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MAN 1: Trust me.
MAN 3: Hit the fucking brakes.
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JON: This place looks sweet.
KYLE: I'll get the boards.
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ERIK: That's my boy.
KYLE: Yeah, fuck you.
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JON: Hey. Who is this guy?
SHANE: Some freak from Santa Clara.
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-Don't worry about him.
ERIK: Who gives a fuck?
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JON: No, I'm not worried about it,
I'm just saying.
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KYLE: Listen, man, this is fucking America,
man, not fucking Zimbabwe.
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ERIK:
Zimbabwe? Yo, fucking Caribbean, bitch.
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How many times I gotta remind you?
Kiss my ass.
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Yo, leave this motherfucker here, man.
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I'll drive Miss Daisy,
I'll drive your ass home, bitch.
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Drive this surfboard right up your....
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JON: Let's go.
KYLE: We're breaking in!
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JON: Hey. Keep it down.
ERIK: Shut up!
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-Shut up!
SHANE: Why, are you scared?
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JON:
Yeah. Yeah, I'm scared.
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-Don't drop my board or I'll cut your throat.
KYLE: Take this, Aryan bitch.
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ERIK: I don't know where you found this
swastika-waving wannabe-skinhead.
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-Get the fuck away from me.
JON: Fucking psycho.
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[KYLE LAUGHING]
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[SURFERS LAUGHING]
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SHANE:
Wait till you see the reaction on his face.
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KYLE:
Yo, it's corn-fed, fucking....
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What the fuck are you doing
on my beach?
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ERIK: What you say, fussy?
You're too red-eyed.
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You don't run this thing.
You run your pussy-whore blood-clot.
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[SURFERS LAUGHING]
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He says that you don't own the ocean.
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Is that a fact?
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Let me tell you something.
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I own every drop of water
between here and the lighthouse...
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...as well as the sand
and everything on it.
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Which I guess now includes you.
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[LAUGHING]
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KYLE:
Hey, you know what? Fuck that.
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Why don't you just blow me,
you old fuck?
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Hey. Take it easy, man.
We're done here, anyway.
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Uh-uh. We're just getting started.
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-Jesus.
-We jumped your gate, it's not like...
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...we went for a swim in your pool.
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-We'd never go into anyone's house.
-Unless we were invited.
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[SCREECHING]
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Hey.
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Make sure you take the head.
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Yo. Suck my dick, bitch.
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Hey, Shane. Check this out.
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Ow. Fucking....
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I think I hit the spine.
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Oh, you son of a bitch.
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You fucking....
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Clear the shot.
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There you go.
You ain't talking shit now, you bitch.
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[AIRBOURNE'S "TOO MUCH, TOO YOUNG,
TOO FAST" PLAYS ON CAR STEREO]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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Not bad, right?
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Not bad, not bad.
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Not bad at all.
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Right, little sister?
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Thank you.
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-Told you this was gonna work out.
-Yeah? Then where's the sun?
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The sun's overrated.
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Gives you wrinkles.
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-Chris.
-Come on.
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Get out.
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CHRIS: Be nice.
NICOLE: I'm always nice.
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You're the one with the temper.
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Now, see? That wasn't nice.
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[NICOLE LAUGHS]
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NICOLE: You're such an ass.
CHRIS: Yup.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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WOMAN:
Coming.
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-Oh, my goodness, look at you.
-Hi. Hey, Aunt Jillian.
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I wasn't expecting you for ages,
you're so early.
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We didn't know how long it would take.
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The last time I saw you,
you were this high.
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-I drank my milk.
-Come here.
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You drank your milk, you silly....
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And Nicole, come here. Come here.
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Let me look at you.
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You're so beautiful. You--
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You look so much like your mom.
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-It's totally blowing my mind.
NICOLE: Thanks.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry that I didn't--
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-That's okay, Aunt Jillian.
-Didn't know--
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NICOLE:
Aunt Jillian.
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-Thank you.
-Look at me.
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Let's get you guys situated.
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So this is what we call in the business
"a diamond in the rough."
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It's got great bones,
but it could use a little sprucing up.
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There we go.
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So there's the kitchen over there
and some storage over there.
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Sleeping space here, living--
Come this way.
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Half-bath through there...
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...and it creates a very nice
rustic-y charm, feng-shui-type flow...
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...that leads us straight out to-- Come on.
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--this out to here.
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There we go. Ta-da!
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Beautiful.
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Just watch that step there.
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So lots of fresh air--
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Scat. Scat.
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Just ignore the old guy.
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I was thinking 650 a month,
how does that sound?
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Six-fifty?
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I know, I know. I could be getting
at least 800, but what am I gonna do?
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Charge you guys full price? You're family.
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Well, it sounds good.
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It is so great having you both here.
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Here's the keys.
Remember, Jillian with a J.
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NICOLE: I thought she was gonna let us
stay here for free.
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CHRIS:
Well, yeah. So did I.
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NICOLE: Does this even work?
CHRIS: Yeah. I'm sure it's fine.
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-Plug it in, dust it off.
-It doesn't work.
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Hey, Nicole. Check this out.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Oh, my God.
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We're gonna put this up right now.
These have got to go up.
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It's a safety hazard.
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CHRIS: Right there on that nail, right there.
-Oh, oh, wait. There?
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Now this place has everything.
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Chris, where are we gonna sleep?
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No, no, no. There's a bedroom back here,
and we have that futon.
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Maybe we can pick up
another futon, used, for right over there.
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-A futon? A used futon?
-Yeah.
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Great. Yeah.
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You know, I bet this is
just like college, only not cool.
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You know what?
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Maybe we'll get out of here
for a little bit, okay?
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We can unpack later. Let's go.
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NICOLE:
Okay.
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It's right here.
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Hey, you wouldn't
happen to have the time?
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Um.... Uh....
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You're actually wearing a watch, so....
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's broken,
you know.
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Oh. Uh-huh.
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You're Chris Emerson, right?
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Yeah, yeah. What's your name, man?
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-Alex.
-Hey.
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Dude, it's too bad
you got kicked off the circuit.
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You were the most amazing surfer
since Slater, since Powers, man.
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-You totally screwed that guy up.
-Thanks dude, I appreciate that.
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So, what are you doing here alone?
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That sounded kind of creepy, didn't it?
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Yeah, a little.
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I'm here with my brother.
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Reason I asked is because
it's not that safe around here...
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...for girls to be alone, you know?
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-Creepy, once again. Sorry.
-Yeah. Yeah, a little bit.
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Just, for whatever reason,
this town manages to attract...
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...a lot of freaks and weirdoes.
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Not that I'm a freak or a weirdo.
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I'm just gonna stop talking, okay?
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Okay.
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Wanna check something real?
Check out the Frog Brothers' shop.
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I'm looking for some work.
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I got the place pretty much handled.
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Yeah, I know. I can tell.
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You seem really busy,
but I was looking to shape.
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Well, in that case, yeah,
check out Frog Brothers, man.
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He's the only real shaper
we have around here.
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Where's his shop at?
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Man, it's in the ass-end of nowhere,
but I'll draw you a map.
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-I'm gonna give you my number.
-Because that's not creepy.
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-Is it?
-I'm totally kidding.
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Okay, sorry.
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NICOLE:
I don't really even know your name.
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-Evan.
-I'm Nicole.
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Just call me if you want somebody
to hang out with. There you go.
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Cool.
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CHRIS:
This should be it, right up here.
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NICOLE:
Charming.
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Call me crazy, but do you really think
anyone who lives here...
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...would be able to pay you to shape?
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It doesn't hurt to try.
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-Okay, can we go?
-No. Hand me a piece of paper and a pen.
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Why?
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Just in case he doesn't have a phone,
I want him to know where to find me.
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Oh, yes. Yes, leave our address...
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...at the creepy
Texas Chainsaw Massacre trailer.
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It's a good plan.
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CHRIS:
I still think it's nicer than our place.
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[CHRIS LAUGHS]
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And what do you think
the state of the shower is?
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Not good.
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I think I'm gonna give it a shot.
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Sorry. Did I scare you?
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No, sorry, you just--
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I didn't hear you come up.
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You want a picture? It might last longer.
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Sorry, man. Just--
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You look exactly like Shane Powers.
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That makes sense.
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What the hell happened to you, man?
You had everything.
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You were the greatest surfer in the world
and you just disappeared?
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00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,192
I could probably ask you
the same question.
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Right?
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00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,822
Yeah, well. I don't know.
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The dust hasn't settled yet
so I don't know what the hell happened.
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00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:56,330
Well, don't take too long to figure it out.
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But I had a chance to change my life
and I took it, you know.
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Carpe diem.
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You got plans for tonight?
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00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,307
CHRIS:
No.
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I'm having a surf party.
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You should cruise over,
meet the rest of the guys.
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They're killer.
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NICOLE:
Can I come?
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No, I don't think it's a good idea.
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Why not?
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I don't know.
A gut feeling I have, I don't know.
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I just met this guy.
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Oh, please, you had a poster of him
on your wall in high school.
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So I wanna go hang out
at his house? He's--
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He's kind of a weirdo.
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-Weird is good.
-No, weird is weird, all right?
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-I'm not going, so just save your breath.
-What do you mean you're not going?
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Chris, what are--? No. Get up, okay?
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-Get up. You need a night out.
-No, I don't.
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Okay, I need a night out.
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Let's go. Get up and--
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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I don't know if the two of you
are busy tonight or not, but...
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...I have got The Goonies.
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Excuse me?
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JILLIAN:
The Goonies?
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Oh, my gosh, you mean to say the two
of you have never heard of The Goonies?
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You are in for a very serious treat.
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Oh. Uh.... Actually, I mean, that--
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Yeah, that sounds fun,
but we actually have plans.
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We're going to a party.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
OVER SPEAKERS]
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NICOLE:
It's not gonna be that bad.
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CHRIS:
Talk to me after I have a drink.
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I'm about to show you
how to make the badass...
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...motherfucking sickest margarita recipe
you've ever heard of.
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00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,950
Take your hundred-percent,
blue-agave tequila...
242
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,327
...a fresh squeeze of
lemon and/or lime juice...
243
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:44,373
...a little bit of an orange liqueur, something
to kind of...take the edge off that.
244
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,709
The fourth and very secret ingredient
ties the whole room together.
245
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,546
Kind of like that rug in The Big Lebowski.
246
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:54,216
And it's Chris-fucking-Emerson and his...
247
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,552
-...hot piece-of-ass sister, Nicole?
-Let's go.
248
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,846
JON: What are you guys doing here?
-Shane invited us.
249
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:00,139
JON:
No, idiot, here in Luna Bay.
250
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,808
-Are you fucking stalking me?
CHRIS: We live here.
251
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,893
JON:
Maybe we can get together again, Nicole.
252
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:08,355
-You bar-bitching? That your new job?
JON: Not you, maybe your hot sister, though.
253
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,482
Speaking of which,
it's been a long time.
254
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:14,945
-You're looking really good in those boots.
-Why don't you stop being such an ass?
255
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,613
JON:
Ooh! Yeah, that's right, walk away.
256
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:20,075
Nicole, you're looking good,
you've really grown into yourself.
257
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,285
-Fuck off.
JON: Call me.
258
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:22,911
I told you this was a bad idea.
259
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:27,332
-Forget about him. He's trying to get to you.
-I don't care, I'm not staying at this party.
260
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,502
Chris. No, that's stupid, we just got here.
261
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:34,923
I don't wanna go anywhere, Chris,
I wanna stay and have a good time, okay?
262
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,133
I'm not a kid anymore.
263
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,469
I know you're not, but you're still
my responsibility, so let's go.
264
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:42,431
Okay, I won't get in trouble, okay?
I promise.
265
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:46,226
I'll take care of myself
and you take care of yourself, okay?
266
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:49,188
MAN:
Hey, man, what's up? Yes, dude.
267
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,899
Dude, right? That's tight, bro.
268
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,483
Okay, okay. Don't look now...
269
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:58,155
...but that little hottie over there by the fire
is giving you all kinds of love.
270
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,658
Have fun.
271
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,464
Hey, Nicole.
272
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,799
Nicole. Nicole.
273
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,521
Nicole. Nicole.
274
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,442
-Whoo! Woo-hoo.
Hey, what's your deal?
275
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:38,654
The deal is you're gonna
go over there and sit by yourself...
276
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,782
...and you're gonna drink
these margaritas by yourself.
277
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,868
-No, I'm not.
KYLE: Jon.
278
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,538
Better than the alternative, bro.
279
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,761
It's a hell of a view, isn't it?
280
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,014
Yeah. The whole place, it's incredible.
281
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:14,856
Yeah. When I saw that view,
I just knew I had to have this place.
282
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,276
I'm Shane.
283
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:18,986
I'm Nicole.
284
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,863
Well, Nicole,
how about I give you a little tour?
285
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,825
Yeah, okay.
286
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:43,719
So are you gonna make your move or are
you just gonna watch me dance all night?
287
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,930
I was waiting for my moment.
288
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:50,684
Seems to me like your moment
almost passed you by, cowboy.
289
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:53,103
I don't know,
you're standing here talking to me.
290
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:56,273
Only because
I have a weakness for surfer boys.
291
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,859
And because I know who you are.
292
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,819
You follow surfing?
293
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,404
Surfers.
294
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,740
I follow surfers.
295
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,704
And sometimes they follow me.
296
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,260
[SHOWER RUNNING]
297
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,888
This is un-fucking-believable.
298
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:43,820
NICOLE:
Wow.
299
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,449
-This place is amazing.
-Thank you.
300
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:53,538
So do you and your brother get along?
301
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,875
Yeah. Well, most of the time, you know.
302
00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,170
-Kind of have to.
-You have to? Why's that?
303
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:04,299
Well, because it's pretty much
just us now.
304
00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:08,470
Our parents died in a car accident
a few years ago.
305
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:12,933
I think it was actually a lot harder
on Chris than it was on me.
306
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,560
You know, I think that's why he snapped.
307
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,687
Is that why he got kicked off the circuit?
308
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:19,147
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Yeah.
309
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:22,109
And lost all his sponsors.
Not the right image.
310
00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:27,989
So we started running out of money
and that's how we ended up here.
311
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:29,825
Yeah. Yeah.
312
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:31,701
Well, your brother's a good guy, huh?
313
00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:35,747
He just got a tough break. You both did.
314
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,499
Well...
315
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:41,545
...I actually think
death can be a positive thing.
316
00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:42,963
You know, because...
317
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:47,300
...knowing you're gonna die
makes you appreciate life.
318
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:48,760
The whole carpe diem thing.
319
00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:52,180
That's an interesting view
for someone so young.
320
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,642
I'm not that young.
321
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:57,519
Well....
322
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,522
Dying is a part of living, you know?
323
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:04,109
It's something that's gonna happen
to all of us someday, right?
324
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,279
That depends.
325
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:11,992
I wanna try something.
326
00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:24,504
I want you to take this dead rose
in your hand.
327
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:38,143
I believe that it's possible
for us to change reality...
328
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,895
...through sheer force of will.
329
00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:42,314
You think that's possible?
330
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,566
Um....
331
00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:48,528
-I guess so.
-You guess so or you know so?
332
00:24:51,114 --> 00:24:53,241
-I know so.
-You know so.
333
00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:56,036
Okay, well then, close your eyes.
334
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,413
Close your eyes.
335
00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:00,916
Now focus on this rose...
336
00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:05,420
...and try to imagine what it must have
been like when it was alive and vital.
337
00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:10,175
Do you feel anything?
338
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:13,428
-Definitely.
-Mm-hm.
339
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:16,223
Open your eyes.
340
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,063
NICOLE:
Oh, my God.
341
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,857
How did you do that?
342
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,693
Magic.
343
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,820
And I didn't do it...
344
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:37,035
...we did it, together.
345
00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:38,703
What is it?
346
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,456
It's good, try it.
347
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,295
-Smells good.
-Mm-hm.
348
00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:53,218
What do you think?
349
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,597
I like it.
350
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,357
-You okay?
-Yeah.
351
00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,985
It just went right to my head.
352
00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:14,072
You wanna go outside
and get some fresh air?
353
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,700
Yeah? Let's go.
354
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:36,011
SHANE:
You wanna go for a ride?
355
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,181
I don't know. It's kind of cold out.
356
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:43,893
Well, that's what this is for.
357
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,207
-Yo, Jo-Jo.
JON: Hey.
358
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:07,792
ERIK:
Watch the pretty boy there.
359
00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:10,337
So here we are. Let's show him
a little something.
360
00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:11,713
JON: Yeah.
-Come, now.
361
00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:15,884
-Why don't you come upstairs with me--
-Yo, Kyle.
362
00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:17,677
[GRUNTING]
363
00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:19,220
[WOMEN SCREAMING]
364
00:27:19,387 --> 00:27:21,222
KYLE:
What the fuck?
365
00:27:22,265 --> 00:27:23,433
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
366
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,560
What is it? What?
367
00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:28,855
Fuck. It fucking stings, man,
that's not cool.
368
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:33,193
Fucking asshole, man.
I'm trying to get fucking laid.
369
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:36,363
This is a fucking brand-new shirt, prick.
Come here, come here.
370
00:27:36,529 --> 00:27:38,657
Come here. Give me the fucking knife.
371
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,493
What the fuck?
372
00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,371
-Come back here.
JON: Oh, down he goes.
373
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,247
I'm sorry.
374
00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:47,999
I'm sorry, I gotta go.
375
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,085
I have to go check on my sister.
376
00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:52,796
LISA: Your sister?
-Sorry.
377
00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:55,715
So you go that way, huh? I can do that.
378
00:27:55,882 --> 00:27:57,634
-Sorry, I gotta go.
-Wait. Don't leave.
379
00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:59,177
-I gotta go.
-Don't leave.
380
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,388
-Come on.
-Don't. Stay.
381
00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:04,015
-Sorry.
-Come.
382
00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:12,834
Feel better?
383
00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:14,878
-Much.
-Yeah?
384
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:44,324
I'm sure she's fine, she's with Shane.
385
00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:45,825
You know, Shane's a good guy.
386
00:29:45,992 --> 00:29:49,037
lf I were you,
I'd be happy that he's into your sister.
387
00:29:54,417 --> 00:29:56,711
Hey, get off the bike.
388
00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:58,922
-What? Chris.
-What's up, buddy?
389
00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:00,840
-Get off the bike
-Is there a problem?
390
00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:03,802
No, dude, this is between
me and my sister, man. Thank you.
391
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:07,222
She can handle herself, man. Believe me.
392
00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:08,723
NICOLE: Chris.
MAN: Oh, hell, no.
393
00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:10,725
NICOLE: Chris.
-Jon.
394
00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:12,393
ERIK: Take it easy.
-Let him go.
395
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,020
-Calm down.
NICOLE: Get off of me.
396
00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:16,648
-Overprotective much?
-She's my family, asshole.
397
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:19,567
JON:
Cool it, bitch. Settle down.
398
00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:21,277
-Let him go.
JON: What?
399
00:30:21,444 --> 00:30:22,904
Let him go.
400
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:32,914
Stay the hell away from my sister.
401
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,501
Don't.
402
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,753
JON:
Stay the hell out of Malibu, Lebowski.
403
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,256
KYLE:
Stop walking like a fag.
404
00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:08,533
CHRIS: I knew we shouldn't have
gone to that party.
405
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:13,538
I asked you, like, to do two things,
and you completely ignore me.
406
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,915
Do not hang out with some dude
you don't know...
407
00:31:16,082 --> 00:31:18,543
...and don't go up to his room
to party with the guy.
408
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,461
-Okay, Chris. I get it.
-What is that?
409
00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:22,380
Stop it.
410
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,801
-Should have told me where you were--
-That's enough, stop it.
411
00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:29,387
Stop trying to be my dad.
412
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:34,767
Oh, my God.
413
00:31:35,351 --> 00:31:37,186
Oh, my God.
414
00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:40,648
Chris, something is
seriously wrong with me right now.
415
00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:43,776
Nothing's wrong with you,
you're just drunk.
416
00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:45,278
NICOLE:
Chris, I am not drunk.
417
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:47,780
Something is seriously
the matter with me.
418
00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:51,242
Okay, just hang on a little bit, all right?
We're almost home.
419
00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:54,162
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm gonna--
420
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:56,122
[VOMITS]
421
00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:02,462
NICOLE:
My stomach.
422
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:04,756
CHRIS:
Look, all right, we're almost there.
423
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,550
I'm telling you,
there is something seriously the matter.
424
00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:11,387
You're fine. You just need
a glass of water and some Advil.
425
00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:13,598
All right, you're just drunk.
426
00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:17,185
NICOLE [IN DEMONIC VOICE]:
I am not drunk.
427
00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:19,938
-Nicole. Nicole.
-I'm sick.
428
00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:32,784
Chris Emerson? I'm Edgar Frog.
429
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,787
Surfboard shaper and vampire hunter.
430
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:37,747
What?
431
00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:40,792
-Hey, get--
-What are you doing?
432
00:32:44,879 --> 00:32:48,800
You don't know what you're doing. I'm
trying to save you, your sister's infected.
433
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,469
-What are you talking about?
-She's one of the undead.
434
00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:53,012
Get--
435
00:32:53,179 --> 00:32:54,889
Get out of my house.
436
00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,474
It's your funeral, pal.
437
00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:27,005
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
438
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,426
CHRIS: I told you
to get the hell out of here, man.
439
00:33:31,592 --> 00:33:32,927
LISA:
Hi.
440
00:33:34,887 --> 00:33:36,431
Hi.
441
00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:39,434
We didn't get to finish what we started.
442
00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:41,185
Yeah.
443
00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:46,149
Well, aren't you gonna invite me in?
444
00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:51,362
Now's not the best time.
445
00:33:57,785 --> 00:33:59,287
Yeah.
446
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:02,040
Okay. Come on in.
447
00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:13,551
You know what? I'm sorry, I'm not--
448
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:18,222
-I can't do this with my sister back there.
-Let me see if I can change your mind.
449
00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:19,932
Yeah?
450
00:34:39,994 --> 00:34:42,038
You taste good.
451
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:48,169
Oh, hey.
452
00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:51,214
Lisa, get off. Stop.
453
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,009
Lisa, stop it.
454
00:34:55,676 --> 00:34:58,846
Seriously, get--
What's the matter with you?
455
00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:01,057
Stop. Seriously, stop.
456
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:02,350
[LISA GROWLING]
457
00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:04,018
Get off me.
458
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:05,353
Lisa, get off.
459
00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:07,814
Lisa, get off.
460
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:35,216
Lisa?
461
00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:38,678
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
462
00:35:58,030 --> 00:35:59,157
What the fuck?
463
00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:13,921
Hey, man.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. Whoa.
464
00:36:14,088 --> 00:36:15,131
Whoa.
465
00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:18,426
Let's get something straight.
I let you get away with that shit...
466
00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:22,430
...because I understand what it's like
to lose a family member to the other side.
467
00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:26,893
lf it happens again, you're gonna end up on
the wrong side of the stake, are we clear?
468
00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:29,979
-Mm-hm.
-Good.
469
00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:33,858
It's cool, man. Look, I just--
470
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:37,153
I don't understand
what's going on, all right?
471
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,779
You said my sister was infected?
472
00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:41,115
Your sister's become
a member of the undead.
473
00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:43,284
A night stalker. A bloodsucker.
474
00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:44,911
Nosferatu.
475
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,623
Your sister's a suck monkey.
476
00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:51,709
Dude, that's-- That's ridiculous, man.
477
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:55,379
Ridiculous?
Then what are you doing here?
478
00:36:55,796 --> 00:36:59,342
Look, some crazy shit happened
at my place after you left.
479
00:36:59,508 --> 00:37:01,135
Define "crazy shit."
480
00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:05,431
Well, this--
This chick came into my house and--
481
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:10,436
And she sprouted fangs and then she
turned into stone and exploded.
482
00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:14,232
Now, that's just ridiculous.
483
00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:17,151
Vampires don't just turn into stone
and then explode.
484
00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:20,780
They have to be pierced through the heart
with a sharp object.
485
00:37:22,156 --> 00:37:24,909
You know, I guess
the antlers could have done that.
486
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:27,495
I thought it had to be
a wooden stake or something.
487
00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:30,248
EDGAR:
That's a myth. Any sharp object will do.
488
00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,792
As a matter of fact,
it doesn't have to be sharp.
489
00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:35,670
It can be a blunt object,
as long as it pierces the heart.
490
00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:38,339
You said my sister was one of them?
491
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:41,217
-But how would that happen?
-One of two ways:
492
00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:42,969
Either A, she was bit...
493
00:37:43,135 --> 00:37:47,139
...or B, she drank the blood
of the head vampire.
494
00:37:47,848 --> 00:37:50,518
How do you know so much
about vampires?
495
00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:53,437
EDGAR:
Comic books, my friend, comic books.
496
00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:55,856
I ask you for answers
and you give me comic books?
497
00:37:56,023 --> 00:37:59,652
A lot of valuable information
can be gained by reading comic books.
498
00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:01,529
For example...
499
00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:03,322
...see here?
500
00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:06,033
This poor sap's drinking the blood
of the head vampire.
501
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,787
They like to trick people
by putting it into wine bottles.
502
00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:43,029
Dude, what are you drinking, man?
503
00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:44,697
Frog Juice.
504
00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:47,908
Garlic, holy water and raw eggs.
505
00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:52,413
Okay, so what you're saying is,
based on a comic book...
506
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:55,082
...my sister drank blood
and now she's a vampire.
507
00:38:55,249 --> 00:38:57,835
Half. She's only half vampire.
508
00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:02,048
She won't make the transition to full
bloodsucker until she makes her first kill.
509
00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:05,426
-Great.
-That is great, actually.
510
00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:09,013
Because it means you still have time
to save her mortal soul.
511
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:14,894
All you have to do
is kill the head vampire before she feeds.
512
00:40:41,188 --> 00:40:42,606
Hello?
513
00:40:44,316 --> 00:40:45,860
Hello?
514
00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:48,612
NICOLE:
It's open.
515
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,702
EVAN:
Hi.
516
00:40:55,369 --> 00:40:57,288
I brought wine.
517
00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:11,552
I love wine.
518
00:41:31,071 --> 00:41:33,908
To be honest, I really didn't think
you dug me all that much.
519
00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:36,660
-Why would you think that?
-Just a vibe I got, I guess.
520
00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:43,417
NICOLE:
What vibe are you getting now?
521
00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:46,045
EVAN:
A really good one.
522
00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:01,977
[GROWLS]
523
00:42:02,144 --> 00:42:04,522
CHRIS: Nicole.
EVAN: Oh, shit.
524
00:42:04,730 --> 00:42:06,607
Did--? Did you do it?
525
00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:09,360
-Get the hell out of here.
-We didn't do anything, man.
526
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:12,780
Dude, I didn't know you guys
were born-again Christians or whatever.
527
00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:17,618
Man, I'm not using your sister.
528
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:20,162
CHRIS: Yeah, good to know. Thank you.
-I really like her.
529
00:43:04,456 --> 00:43:08,836
CHRIS: This is basically one of those, like,
good news/bad news scenario things.
530
00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:10,546
What do you want first?
531
00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:13,632
Oh, shit. Okay, the bad news.
532
00:43:13,799 --> 00:43:17,344
Okay, the bad news is that the wine
that Shane gave you the other night...
533
00:43:17,511 --> 00:43:19,847
...wasn't wine, all right, it was blood.
534
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,349
Shane's blood.
535
00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:24,518
Right.
536
00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:28,522
Okay, Chris, I know you don't like the guy,
but, like, that's disgusting.
537
00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:32,026
No, and by drinking his blood,
you've been turned into a vampire.
538
00:43:32,192 --> 00:43:34,528
Right, I'm a vampire, Chris. Great.
539
00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:37,323
Stop being such an asshole,
I'm not a freaking vampire.
540
00:43:37,489 --> 00:43:39,783
I'm not being an asshole, Nicole.
541
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:44,580
I know it sounds ridiculous,
but take a look.
542
00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:45,956
See anything missing?
543
00:43:46,373 --> 00:43:47,625
You.
544
00:43:52,546 --> 00:43:55,591
No. Vampire. You weren't gonna
make out with that kid...
545
00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:56,967
...you were gonna eat him.
546
00:43:57,134 --> 00:44:00,387
You had fangs and crazy eyes,
I saw it all.
547
00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:08,312
Okay, the good news
better be really fucking good.
548
00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:11,190
No, the good news is great news, okay?
549
00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:14,109
See, right now you're only, like,
half of a vampire.
550
00:44:14,276 --> 00:44:16,153
Which means
you can be turned back to human.
551
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,406
as long as Eddie and I
kill the head vampire before you feed.
552
00:44:19,573 --> 00:44:21,825
-So just don't eat anyone.
-What? Who's Eddie?
553
00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:23,744
Eddie Frog, he's a vampire slayer.
554
00:44:23,911 --> 00:44:26,872
-I thought he was a surfboard shaper.
-Well, that too.
555
00:44:28,082 --> 00:44:30,250
Right. Okay.
556
00:44:30,417 --> 00:44:33,462
Let me just get this straight then.
So you've teamed up...
557
00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:36,131
...with a
surfboard-shaper-slash-vampire-hunter...
558
00:44:36,298 --> 00:44:39,176
...so you can kill this guy
who I'm totally crushing on...
559
00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:42,388
...so you can save me
from eternal damnation?
560
00:44:42,554 --> 00:44:45,391
-Is that pretty much it?
-Yeah, that's pretty much it.
561
00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:50,771
[BOTH SCREAMING]
562
00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:53,941
-No. Calm down, calm down.
-No, Chris, I'm not gonna calm down.
563
00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:55,859
-No.
-What's wrong with you?
564
00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:58,112
I tried to eat that guy,
do you realize that?
565
00:44:58,278 --> 00:45:00,906
Do you know what it's like for me
to want to drink blood?
566
00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:04,368
Do you know how disgusting that is?
I'm a vegetarian.
567
00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:26,682
[YELLS]
568
00:46:10,684 --> 00:46:13,061
[KYLE CACKLING]
569
00:46:13,645 --> 00:46:16,190
KYLE:
Is he behind Door Number 1?
570
00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:18,984
Door Number 2?
571
00:46:19,651 --> 00:46:21,487
Or Door Number...
572
00:46:22,696 --> 00:46:23,739
...3?
573
00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:25,866
[GRUNTING]
574
00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:42,174
[WHISTLING "IN THE HALL
OF THE MOUNTAIN KING"]
575
00:46:42,758 --> 00:46:44,426
[EVAN SCREAMING]
576
00:46:47,554 --> 00:46:49,223
EDGAR:
We're screwed.
577
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:53,811
There's just too many places
where the nest could be.
578
00:46:54,561 --> 00:46:57,731
Look, I already told you,
Shane's the head vampire.
579
00:46:57,898 --> 00:47:00,192
We went to party at his house
a couple nights ago.
580
00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:02,319
It's gotta be the nest.
581
00:47:03,445 --> 00:47:05,739
There's no way
that any self-respecting vampire...
582
00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:07,866
...would ever live in a place like that.
583
00:47:08,033 --> 00:47:12,579
I mean, they may use it as a lure
or a place to feed...
584
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,082
...but they'd never sleep there.
585
00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:17,209
Vampires...
586
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:21,588
...always look for a place
with a history of human suffering.
587
00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:26,051
Deep, dark, dank places.
588
00:47:27,094 --> 00:47:30,681
Places that never see the light of day.
589
00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:33,392
Places with lots of vermin.
590
00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:38,188
Places that smell of rot and earth...
591
00:47:38,605 --> 00:47:40,566
...and decay.
592
00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:55,622
Nicole.
593
00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:02,170
Nicole.
594
00:48:29,114 --> 00:48:31,116
Nicole.
595
00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:36,705
Hurry.
596
00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:47,090
Hurry.
597
00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:56,308
There's no way we can find out
where the nest is...
598
00:48:56,475 --> 00:48:58,977
...without you being in their inner circle.
599
00:48:59,144 --> 00:49:01,063
Well, then that's what I'll do.
600
00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:02,856
I'll get back in with them.
601
00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:06,485
-I'm gonna become one of them.
-Don't be stupid, all right?
602
00:49:06,652 --> 00:49:08,904
They can read your thoughts
before you have them.
603
00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:11,865
Come on, man. She's family, asshole.
604
00:49:19,206 --> 00:49:21,500
You hit a soft spot there.
605
00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:24,211
I know what it's like to lose a sibling.
606
00:49:27,047 --> 00:49:31,301
lf you're gonna do this,
then you have to do it all the way.
607
00:49:31,718 --> 00:49:34,012
I mean, you have to be seduced by it.
608
00:49:34,179 --> 00:49:36,723
You have to succumb to it.
609
00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:42,854
You have to take it all the way
to the brink of becoming a full vampire.
610
00:49:43,021 --> 00:49:47,150
And then you have to betray them
at the last possible moment.
611
00:49:47,317 --> 00:49:49,820
Do you think you can really handle that?
612
00:49:50,737 --> 00:49:52,197
It's the only way, Eddie.
613
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,574
Edgar.
614
00:49:54,741 --> 00:49:56,702
Sorry, Edgar.
615
00:49:56,868 --> 00:49:57,995
You know I'm right.
616
00:50:05,752 --> 00:50:07,379
It's a dangerous game.
617
00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:10,841
And it's one that you're likely to lose.
618
00:50:11,925 --> 00:50:13,760
So just know...
619
00:50:14,928 --> 00:50:16,888
...if you forget your place...
620
00:50:17,472 --> 00:50:19,725
...and you become one of them...
621
00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:23,020
...I'll be coming for you.
622
00:51:39,721 --> 00:51:40,931
This shit's cool.
623
00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:44,142
ERIK: Yo, Kyle, stop playing
with yourself, man, the game gonna start.
624
00:51:44,309 --> 00:51:46,019
KYLE: Fucking cheater.
ERIK: You know what?
625
00:51:46,186 --> 00:51:48,939
-I been calling you, brethren.
KYLE: You haven't been calling me.
626
00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:50,440
ERIK:
Shut up.
627
00:51:52,484 --> 00:51:53,652
Always with your crying.
628
00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:56,780
-Dude, quit it. Fucking cheater.
-Listen, don't start crying.
629
00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:58,532
Check it out. Check it out.
630
00:51:58,698 --> 00:52:00,200
Tape them.
631
00:52:00,367 --> 00:52:02,160
-Tape them, man.
-Skin out.
632
00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:06,039
KYLE: So nice.
ERIK: Backside.
633
00:52:07,457 --> 00:52:08,625
[ERIK SCREAMS]
634
00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:10,001
[KYLE LAUGHING]
635
00:52:10,168 --> 00:52:12,629
KYLE: Yeah, bitch.
ERIK: Holy fuck.
636
00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:14,881
-What the fuck is your problem?
-Motherfucker.
637
00:52:15,048 --> 00:52:18,009
ERIK: You're a dead man.
-Yeah, fucking blow me, buddy. Again.
638
00:52:18,176 --> 00:52:20,220
-Who's the cheater now?
-Fucking white people.
639
00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:21,972
Pull this out. I ain't playing.
640
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:25,225
-You're gonna be all over the fucking Net.
-Stop. Fuck off.
641
00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:27,269
Dude,
you're fucking squirting everywhere.
642
00:52:27,435 --> 00:52:28,728
-You're a squirter.
-Shane.
643
00:52:54,254 --> 00:52:56,089
What about my brother?
644
00:52:56,464 --> 00:52:57,883
I don't wanna lose him.
645
00:52:58,049 --> 00:52:59,634
You won't.
646
00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:07,434
Trust me.
647
00:54:50,412 --> 00:54:51,663
MAN:
Full name?
648
00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:53,540
CHRIS:
Uh, Nicole.
649
00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:56,376
Em--
650
00:54:56,584 --> 00:54:58,211
Emerson.
651
00:55:00,046 --> 00:55:01,923
All right, we'll call you.
652
00:55:02,090 --> 00:55:04,592
That's it? Just gonna
type her name onto a computer...
653
00:55:04,759 --> 00:55:07,220
...and hope someone turns her in
like a dog pound?
654
00:55:07,387 --> 00:55:10,140
-Isn’t that kind of passive?
-Son, we have a system.
655
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:12,517
Officer, there's gotta be
something you can do--
656
00:55:12,684 --> 00:55:15,729
-Sheriff.
-Sheriff, I'm sorry.
657
00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:17,314
I'm really worried about her.
658
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,733
McGRAW: We have a lot of missing persons
around here.
659
00:55:19,899 --> 00:55:23,069
I know. I mean,
what if they're not missing, you know?
660
00:55:23,236 --> 00:55:24,738
It could be something else.
661
00:55:24,904 --> 00:55:26,990
Son, hit the road. We have a system.
662
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:28,742
[PHONE RINGING]
663
00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:32,579
Luna Bay. Sheriff McGraw.
664
00:55:33,038 --> 00:55:34,706
Really? How big?
665
00:55:35,123 --> 00:55:37,751
Yeah, last week
I caught about a 25-pounder.
666
00:55:43,089 --> 00:55:46,676
[JON WHISTLING "IN THE HALL
OF THE MOUNTAIN KING"]
667
00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:51,097
JON:
Not very helpful, huh?
668
00:55:52,182 --> 00:55:55,310
Yeah, I was gonna ask them
if they could help us find Lisa.
669
00:55:55,477 --> 00:55:58,146
Haven't seen her in a couple of days.
670
00:55:59,147 --> 00:56:02,609
Hey, didn't I see you with her last?
671
00:56:04,652 --> 00:56:06,363
Where's my sister, man?
672
00:56:06,529 --> 00:56:09,115
Oh, yeah, your sister.
673
00:56:09,282 --> 00:56:10,992
Man, I saw her like an hour ago.
674
00:56:11,159 --> 00:56:13,453
She looked like she was having
a really good time.
675
00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:15,121
Where the hell is my sister, man?
676
00:56:15,288 --> 00:56:19,000
Oh, hey, hey. Relax, little man, okay?
677
00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:23,588
Trust me when I tell you this is, right here,
a time that you wanna keep your cool...
678
00:56:23,755 --> 00:56:26,257
...if you ever wanna see Nicole again.
679
00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:35,058
What do you want?
680
00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,144
It's not what I want, bro...
681
00:56:38,770 --> 00:56:41,022
...it's what Shane wants.
682
00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:44,484
Get in the car.
683
00:57:09,926 --> 00:57:14,013
[JON WHISTLING "IN THE HALL
OF THE MOUNTAIN KING"]
684
00:57:26,151 --> 00:57:27,318
[HOWLS]
685
00:57:30,947 --> 00:57:32,949
How's it, ladies?
686
00:57:36,828 --> 00:57:39,539
Mr. Vampire Slayer, how you doing?
687
00:57:39,747 --> 00:57:41,416
CHRIS:
You okay?
688
00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:43,209
I'm good.
689
00:57:43,376 --> 00:57:45,170
I'm really good.
690
00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:51,551
Sorry about last night, man.
691
00:57:52,677 --> 00:57:55,096
You were protecting your sister.
692
00:57:56,055 --> 00:57:57,724
I get it.
693
00:57:59,392 --> 00:58:01,144
But I'd never do anything to hurt her.
694
00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:07,567
In fact, once you understand it a little more,
you'll see I've given Nicole a gift.
695
00:58:10,069 --> 00:58:13,531
Do you know how much
the fear of death has limited you, Chris?
696
00:58:13,698 --> 00:58:16,326
The negative impact it's had on your life?
697
00:58:17,368 --> 00:58:19,621
You're probably not even aware of it.
698
00:58:19,787 --> 00:58:23,958
And I'm not just talking about
the fear of your own death, no.
699
00:58:24,709 --> 00:58:28,755
Look at what the fear of losing
your loved ones has done to you.
700
00:58:29,923 --> 00:58:32,300
You've been so worried
about losing Nicole...
701
00:58:32,467 --> 00:58:36,679
...that it's made you paranoid
and overprotective.
702
00:58:37,972 --> 00:58:40,642
I can take that fear away.
703
00:58:41,017 --> 00:58:44,687
I can make you
part of a real family, Chris.
704
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,941
One that never dies.
705
00:58:49,734 --> 00:58:53,863
Kyle's human family
wrote him off a long time ago.
706
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,866
They thought he was suicidal.
707
00:58:57,033 --> 00:58:59,202
But I saw him for what he truly was...
708
00:58:59,744 --> 00:59:02,163
...an adrenaline junkie.
709
00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:07,710
Erik, well, the less we say about his past,
the better.
710
00:59:07,877 --> 00:59:12,131
We wouldn't wanna make you
an accessory after the fact, now would we?
711
00:59:13,424 --> 00:59:16,719
And Jonny boy, well...
712
00:59:17,303 --> 00:59:21,766
...after you shattered his knee,
he was never supposed to surf again.
713
00:59:23,142 --> 00:59:24,269
Look at him now.
714
00:59:25,311 --> 00:59:26,813
Stronger than ever, bro.
715
00:59:28,439 --> 00:59:32,193
But for you to truly understand
what we are, Chris...
716
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:35,280
...you have to see the world
the way we do.
717
00:59:36,197 --> 00:59:38,366
You and your sister...
718
00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,827
...will never grow old...
719
00:59:41,202 --> 00:59:44,664
...you'll never die
and you'll never know fear again.
720
00:59:45,999 --> 00:59:48,293
But you have to take that first step.
721
01:00:03,433 --> 01:00:04,809
And what's that?
722
01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:10,565
It's a little something
me and the boys came up with.
723
01:00:26,539 --> 01:00:29,208
[YELLING]
724
01:00:38,217 --> 01:00:40,928
Warriors.
725
01:00:42,138 --> 01:00:45,141
-What the--?
-Come out to play.
726
01:00:45,308 --> 01:00:46,893
Let's go.
727
01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:09,123
Oh, shit.
728
01:01:09,290 --> 01:01:11,584
Now! Now!
729
01:01:33,439 --> 01:01:35,108
JON:
Yo, hold up.
730
01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:40,321
SHANE:
Let him out, Kyle.
731
01:01:58,172 --> 01:01:59,465
How do you like that, bitch?
732
01:02:01,384 --> 01:02:02,635
Go, go.
733
01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:34,000
SHANE:
Jump it, Chris.
734
01:02:44,802 --> 01:02:46,179
JON:
Fuck you!
735
01:02:46,345 --> 01:02:49,015
-Fuck you.
-Yeah.
736
01:03:02,153 --> 01:03:04,030
Fuck you!
737
01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:16,209
[YELLING]
738
01:03:17,502 --> 01:03:18,961
KYLE:
How do you like that?
739
01:03:19,128 --> 01:03:21,714
Hey, on top of the world, Ma.
740
01:03:28,429 --> 01:03:29,555
ERIK:
Hold on, brother.
741
01:03:29,722 --> 01:03:32,433
It's a private club
and you're not a member.
742
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:34,811
SHANE:
Not yet, anyway.
743
01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:38,815
Well, what if I say yes?
744
01:03:40,191 --> 01:03:42,693
Think long and hard about it, Chris.
745
01:03:42,860 --> 01:03:46,239
Once you join the tribe,
there's no turning back.
746
01:03:50,034 --> 01:03:52,829
[AIRBOURNE'S "TOO MUCH, TOO YOUNG,
TOO FAST" PLAYS ON CAR STEREO]
747
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:59,210
[MUSIC STOPS]
748
01:04:04,632 --> 01:04:06,801
JILLIAN:
Your check bounced.
749
01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:10,805
No, it's-- I transferred some money
from one account to the other, so--
750
01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:14,976
Save the bull for your buddies. I'm gonna
need a new security deposit immediately.
751
01:04:15,142 --> 01:04:18,604
It's gonna need to be in the form
of a cashier's check or a money order.
752
01:04:18,771 --> 01:04:21,440
Maybe this is my fault.
Maybe I gave the wrong impression.
753
01:04:21,607 --> 01:04:24,235
Come on, it's not that big of a deal.
Just wait two days.
754
01:04:24,402 --> 01:04:27,613
Just let me finish. Could you please
take your sunglasses off?
755
01:04:27,780 --> 01:04:29,949
I can't talk to you
unless I can see your eyes.
756
01:04:30,116 --> 01:04:33,244
Look, I didn't want you guys
to feel like I was trying to step in...
757
01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:36,831
...and act like your parents, but that
doesn't mean you can go crazy here.
758
01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:41,586
I saw your sister had a guy over
last night. How old is she?
759
01:04:42,295 --> 01:04:45,047
-She's almost, like, 18.
-That means she's 17 years old.
760
01:04:45,214 --> 01:04:48,593
And you coming and going
at all hours of the day and night....
761
01:04:48,759 --> 01:04:51,345
You know,
I have a reputation to think of, I--
762
01:04:51,512 --> 01:04:53,639
I realize I am not your mother, but--
763
01:04:53,806 --> 01:04:57,602
But you-- Doesn't mean you can
behave like this on my property.
764
01:04:57,768 --> 01:04:59,645
All right, I'm sorry.
765
01:05:02,815 --> 01:05:04,734
Yeah, me too.
766
01:05:06,819 --> 01:05:09,989
Partying all night, sleeping all day.
767
01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:12,950
You both need to quit acting
like a couple of vampires.
768
01:05:24,128 --> 01:05:26,505
This is ridiculous.
769
01:05:47,985 --> 01:05:50,154
SHANE:
You and your sister...
770
01:05:50,446 --> 01:05:52,448
...will never grow old...
771
01:05:52,990 --> 01:05:56,410
...you'll never die
and you'll never know fear again.
772
01:05:58,704 --> 01:06:00,998
[CAR HORN HONKING]
773
01:06:53,342 --> 01:06:56,595
JON: You're sharking it, man,
you're sharking it.
774
01:06:57,513 --> 01:06:59,098
KYLE:
Who wants some?
775
01:06:59,265 --> 01:07:00,891
JON:
Now you ask?
776
01:07:01,058 --> 01:07:03,686
-Where we headed?
SHANE: Devil's Reef.
777
01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:06,605
I hear it's firing right now.
778
01:07:06,856 --> 01:07:10,901
-We're paddling out tonight?
-Yeah, why not?
779
01:07:11,068 --> 01:07:14,113
CHRIS: There's no moon,
bet we're not gonna see anything.
780
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,323
[VAMPIRES LAUGHING]
781
01:07:17,575 --> 01:07:19,785
What, you guys have night vision
or something?
782
01:07:19,952 --> 01:07:22,288
ERIK: What kind of night vision
you chatting about, boy?
783
01:07:22,455 --> 01:07:25,958
-Can't you turn yourselves into bats?
-Way too many movies, bro.
784
01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:29,295
Yeah, we don't have night vision, Chris.
785
01:07:29,795 --> 01:07:33,924
Bats, they don't actually have
night vision either, they have sonar.
786
01:07:34,091 --> 01:07:35,676
SHANE:
You know what? You're half right.
787
01:07:35,843 --> 01:07:38,637
Like I told you before,
we do see things differently.
788
01:07:39,138 --> 01:07:40,973
Kind of like you're about to.
789
01:07:45,811 --> 01:07:48,773
After you have a little taste of this.
790
01:08:15,341 --> 01:08:18,010
[VAMPIRES YELL]
791
01:08:18,177 --> 01:08:20,304
[BANGING]
792
01:08:31,023 --> 01:08:32,983
ERIK:
Bye, boy.
793
01:08:46,831 --> 01:08:50,292
-You haven't seen anything yet, Chris.
ERIK: No, you ain't. You're not done yet.
794
01:08:50,459 --> 01:08:53,879
Wait till you see the girls
we got waiting for us at the reef, bro.
795
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,052
It's gonna be crazy, bro.
796
01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:03,806
Crazy.
797
01:09:21,657 --> 01:09:24,160
[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
798
01:09:28,372 --> 01:09:30,583
All right, my turn.
799
01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:36,046
ERIK: Did you ever hear
of getting your own thing?
800
01:09:36,213 --> 01:09:38,299
KYLE:
Did you ever hear of shutting the hell up?
801
01:09:38,465 --> 01:09:40,968
ERIK:
You mind yourself, boy. Mister, ease off.
802
01:09:41,135 --> 01:09:42,553
All right, enough.
803
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:43,929
[KYLE CHEERING]
804
01:09:44,096 --> 01:09:45,931
What? What, what?
805
01:09:46,098 --> 01:09:47,266
KYLE:
Camera, please.
806
01:09:48,100 --> 01:09:49,602
All right, girls.
807
01:09:49,768 --> 01:09:51,896
Show me something
that I can't find on YouTube.
808
01:09:52,062 --> 01:09:53,189
WOMAN 1:
That's you.
809
01:09:53,939 --> 01:09:55,608
Nice. Go, go, go.
810
01:09:55,774 --> 01:09:59,320
KYLE: What's that?
That's what I'm talking about.
811
01:09:59,486 --> 01:10:00,905
What about you, sweet thing?
812
01:10:01,071 --> 01:10:03,449
-You gonna let her step you up like that?
WOMAN 2: No.
813
01:10:03,991 --> 01:10:06,619
WOMAN 3: What has she got?
-What do you got for me?
814
01:10:06,785 --> 01:10:08,329
KYLE:
Oh, shit.
815
01:10:08,495 --> 01:10:12,166
Oh, yes. That's sexy, but still
that's something I could see...
816
01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:15,669
...on my Girls Gone Wild box set, so...
817
01:10:18,964 --> 01:10:20,257
...I dare you guys to kiss.
818
01:10:20,424 --> 01:10:22,092
-Double dare?
KYLE: Double dare.
819
01:10:25,763 --> 01:10:28,224
KYLE: Oh, fuck, are you seeing this?
Seriously, watch.
820
01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:31,769
I think so.
821
01:10:35,814 --> 01:10:37,066
SHANE: Guys?
JON: Oh, hey.
822
01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:39,401
-We're out of here.
-Where are you going?
823
01:10:39,568 --> 01:10:41,612
Back to our place...
824
01:10:41,779 --> 01:10:43,489
-...for a drink.
-I'll come with you.
825
01:10:43,656 --> 01:10:46,325
SHANE: No, hang back, Chris,
there's plenty for you to do here.
826
01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:50,329
Besides, this is Nicole's time.
827
01:10:59,213 --> 01:11:00,589
KYLE:
Just have a seat, man.
828
01:11:02,132 --> 01:11:03,926
JON:
Attaboy.
829
01:11:21,026 --> 01:11:22,361
So check this out.
830
01:11:23,195 --> 01:11:27,533
Do you know that salt water and blood
are basically the same thing?
831
01:11:27,908 --> 01:11:29,410
It's true.
832
01:11:29,576 --> 01:11:32,788
There's a French biologist
that did this experiment on a stray dog...
833
01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:34,873
...around the turn of the century.
834
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:39,044
He drained all the blood out of the dog
and replaced it with diluted seawater...
835
01:11:39,211 --> 01:11:42,881
...and everybody thought
that this dog was gonna die.
836
01:11:43,424 --> 01:11:45,175
Except the dog didn't.
837
01:11:45,342 --> 01:11:49,388
What they found is that
all the missing blood had regenerated.
838
01:11:49,722 --> 01:11:52,057
The saltwater became blood.
839
01:11:52,266 --> 01:11:57,521
And after that, the dog was more alive
and vibrant than it ever had been before.
840
01:11:58,772 --> 01:12:03,235
The dog went on to live
a long and very healthy life.
841
01:12:09,908 --> 01:12:12,077
To long life, Chris.
842
01:12:25,716 --> 01:12:27,426
Let me try some of that.
843
01:12:28,427 --> 01:12:31,430
JON: I don't really think
you'd find it too much to your liking.
844
01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:34,058
You might wanna just stick with the beer.
845
01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:43,108
So what exactly was the point
of your very long and boring story, Jon?
846
01:12:43,275 --> 01:12:45,277
KYLE:
Basically, what he's trying to say is...
847
01:12:45,444 --> 01:12:47,237
...we're vampires.
848
01:12:47,404 --> 01:12:48,781
[WOMEN LAUGH]
849
01:12:48,947 --> 01:12:52,493
-Ooh. Scary.
-No, but seriously...
850
01:12:54,119 --> 01:12:55,537
[IN DEMONIC VOICE]
...we're vampires.
851
01:12:55,704 --> 01:12:57,831
[WOMEN SCREAMING]
852
01:13:02,252 --> 01:13:04,046
Help me!
853
01:13:06,632 --> 01:13:07,633
No, no, no.
854
01:13:08,926 --> 01:13:11,387
WOMAN:
No, please.
855
01:13:18,894 --> 01:13:20,479
Let me go.
856
01:13:20,646 --> 01:13:22,231
Shut the fuck up.
857
01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:24,024
[SCREAMING]
858
01:13:24,191 --> 01:13:26,110
CHRIS:
No, no, no.
859
01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:32,825
I'm thinking I love this girl.
Oh, fuck, I love this girl.
860
01:13:35,661 --> 01:13:37,663
Do it.
861
01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:43,585
Do it!
862
01:13:44,628 --> 01:13:46,797
Run. Go.
863
01:13:46,964 --> 01:13:48,465
Come on.
864
01:14:14,116 --> 01:14:15,534
You're fucked up, bro.
865
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:19,538
Shane's not around to save your ass
and I've had it with your attitude.
866
01:14:29,339 --> 01:14:31,884
Guess you think I'm kidding you, bud...
867
01:14:33,051 --> 01:14:34,720
...but it ain't so.
868
01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:38,640
Where's Shane now, bi--? Fuck.
869
01:15:11,256 --> 01:15:13,926
You ain't got no fucking stick now,
do you?
870
01:15:15,636 --> 01:15:16,929
Come on, let's finish this.
871
01:15:17,095 --> 01:15:18,764
EDGAR:
Hey!
872
01:15:20,432 --> 01:15:21,600
Who ordered the stake?
873
01:15:25,604 --> 01:15:27,314
Are you cool?
874
01:15:27,481 --> 01:15:28,774
Yeah, I'm cool.
875
01:15:28,941 --> 01:15:32,277
I said, are you cool?
876
01:15:32,444 --> 01:15:33,779
Show me your teeth.
877
01:15:33,946 --> 01:15:35,614
I said I'm cool.
878
01:15:35,781 --> 01:15:38,617
And I said, show me your teeth.
879
01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:43,539
I am cool.
880
01:15:43,956 --> 01:15:46,959
Yeah, I can see that.
881
01:15:47,417 --> 01:15:49,836
We don't have time for this shit, Eddie.
882
01:15:50,003 --> 01:15:53,257
We have to get to the nest
and get my sister before she feeds.
883
01:15:55,801 --> 01:15:58,095
That's what I'm talking about.
884
01:16:00,639 --> 01:16:02,724
I hate fucking vampires.
885
01:16:05,269 --> 01:16:07,896
[EDGAR SPEAKING IN LATIN]
886
01:16:14,319 --> 01:16:15,571
What are you doing, man?
887
01:16:15,737 --> 01:16:17,698
Turning this into holy water.
888
01:16:17,864 --> 01:16:20,242
-I'm a minister.
-You're a minister?
889
01:16:20,409 --> 01:16:22,202
Yup. I got ordained online.
890
01:16:22,369 --> 01:16:26,248
I'm officially recognized by the International
Association of Online Ministers...
891
01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:30,627
...as the Honorable Reverend Edgar Frog,
the vampire hunter.
892
01:16:30,794 --> 01:16:32,254
Did you study for that?
893
01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:35,299
No. I went to the website,
filled out a couple forms...
894
01:16:35,465 --> 01:16:36,758
...and clicked "Ordain Me."
895
01:16:36,925 --> 01:16:41,305
Now, before going into battle, there's
a few things that you need to be briefed on.
896
01:16:41,471 --> 01:16:44,933
First of all, when a vampire buys it,
it's never a pretty sight.
897
01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:47,144
No two bloodsuckers
go out the same way.
898
01:16:47,311 --> 01:16:50,439
Some yell and scream, some go quietly,
some explode, some implode...
899
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:52,691
...but all will try to take you with them.
900
01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:55,193
As far as your arsenal of vamp artillery:
901
01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:56,486
We got stakes.
902
01:16:56,653 --> 01:16:59,364
Got some wooden ones,
got some metal ones...
903
01:16:59,823 --> 01:17:01,408
...and some carbon-fibers.
904
01:17:01,575 --> 01:17:03,994
I like the resins,
they're light and easy to handle.
905
01:17:04,161 --> 01:17:07,623
That said, there's nothing as good
as the old-fashioned, classic wood job.
906
01:17:07,789 --> 01:17:10,042
Safe, sturdy, reliable.
907
01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:14,546
Next, we have my air-propelled-rocket
grenade launcher for holy-water balloons.
908
01:17:14,713 --> 01:17:16,548
This is my baby, don't touch it.
909
01:17:16,715 --> 01:17:18,675
We also have one of these.
910
01:17:18,842 --> 01:17:21,303
-You know how to use this, right?
-Yeah, totally.
911
01:17:21,470 --> 01:17:24,431
-Okay, good.
-No, dude, I have no idea what that is.
912
01:17:24,598 --> 01:17:25,891
It's a garlic bolo.
913
01:17:27,309 --> 01:17:29,645
Never mind, I'll hold on to this one.
914
01:17:31,605 --> 01:17:34,232
Let's go kill some vampires.
915
01:17:58,632 --> 01:18:00,884
They know we're here.
916
01:18:26,284 --> 01:18:28,245
SHANE:
Are you ready?
917
01:18:30,455 --> 01:18:33,542
NICOLE: I guess so.
SHANE: You guess so?
918
01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:38,797
NICOLE:
I know so.
919
01:18:45,095 --> 01:18:47,139
[MUFFLED SPEECH]
920
01:18:47,305 --> 01:18:49,224
Help me.
921
01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:53,395
Help me.
922
01:19:04,990 --> 01:19:06,742
You smell that?
923
01:19:09,202 --> 01:19:12,372
Smells like fungus or death.
924
01:19:14,082 --> 01:19:16,668
It's vampire BO.
925
01:19:51,369 --> 01:19:52,829
What?
926
01:19:54,122 --> 01:19:56,792
-What the hell are you talking about?
-Just follow me.
927
01:20:10,388 --> 01:20:13,433
Nicole, help me.
928
01:20:14,559 --> 01:20:15,852
Evan.
929
01:20:20,315 --> 01:20:21,566
I can't.
930
01:20:21,983 --> 01:20:24,236
You said you were ready.
931
01:20:25,195 --> 01:20:26,863
But I know him.
932
01:20:28,740 --> 01:20:31,827
Well, he's the only thing
that still stands between us, Nicole.
933
01:20:31,993 --> 01:20:34,538
The only thing that stands
between you and immortality.
934
01:20:34,704 --> 01:20:37,290
lf you wanna be with me...
935
01:20:37,457 --> 01:20:38,708
...if you love me...
936
01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:40,919
...you'll do this.
937
01:21:03,567 --> 01:21:05,652
[CHRIS SCREAMS]
938
01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:09,197
Quiet, man, you'll wake the dead.
939
01:21:09,364 --> 01:21:10,782
Chris.
940
01:21:11,616 --> 01:21:13,118
Chris.
941
01:21:16,371 --> 01:21:17,998
Chris.
942
01:21:18,582 --> 01:21:19,791
Shit.
943
01:21:19,958 --> 01:21:23,128
What part of "stay together"
don't you understand?
944
01:22:41,539 --> 01:22:43,708
I smell ugly.
945
01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:45,919
[KYLE HOOTING]
946
01:23:00,892 --> 01:23:02,060
EDGAR:
Chris.
947
01:23:04,521 --> 01:23:06,147
Come on, Chris.
948
01:23:06,314 --> 01:23:07,732
KYLE:
Chris isn't here, Eddie...
949
01:23:08,149 --> 01:23:09,651
...but your brother is.
950
01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:11,736
Where are you?
951
01:23:18,451 --> 01:23:20,161
Yup, it's ugly.
952
01:23:22,205 --> 01:23:23,581
Missed.
953
01:23:29,129 --> 01:23:31,381
Pop goes the weasel.
954
01:23:56,781 --> 01:23:58,450
NICOLE:
Chris.
955
01:24:00,326 --> 01:24:02,704
Stay forever.
956
01:24:02,871 --> 01:24:05,415
Live forever.
957
01:24:05,582 --> 01:24:08,460
Stay with family.
958
01:24:08,626 --> 01:24:09,878
Chris.
959
01:24:12,380 --> 01:24:13,715
SHANE:
Chris.
960
01:24:14,799 --> 01:24:16,551
Welcome.
961
01:24:18,970 --> 01:24:20,263
[SCREAMS]
962
01:24:24,476 --> 01:24:27,062
[GRUNTING]
963
01:24:35,612 --> 01:24:36,654
Chris.
964
01:24:39,491 --> 01:24:43,161
I've been waiting to meet someone like you
for quite some time, Chris.
965
01:24:43,328 --> 01:24:46,664
Someone that would push the boundaries,
someone that would challenge me.
966
01:24:46,831 --> 01:24:49,000
-I saw that in you.
NICOLE: Chris.
967
01:24:53,838 --> 01:24:56,216
I don't wanna lose my brother.
968
01:24:56,758 --> 01:24:59,094
Come on, taking in someone's essence...
969
01:24:59,260 --> 01:25:01,346
...consuming living human blood...
970
01:25:01,513 --> 01:25:03,681
...that's the real rush.
971
01:25:15,485 --> 01:25:16,528
NICOLE:
No!
972
01:25:16,694 --> 01:25:17,779
Shane!
973
01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:23,868
No. Shane. Stop.
974
01:25:24,035 --> 01:25:26,996
You're killing him. Shane!
975
01:25:28,873 --> 01:25:30,375
No!
976
01:25:41,594 --> 01:25:42,846
SHANE:
Nicole.
977
01:25:43,012 --> 01:25:44,848
Why?
978
01:25:45,014 --> 01:25:46,724
He's family, asshole.
979
01:25:49,060 --> 01:25:50,895
Shane.
980
01:25:53,815 --> 01:25:54,858
Shane, stop.
981
01:25:57,068 --> 01:25:58,945
[SCREAMING]
982
01:26:12,417 --> 01:26:14,002
SHANE:
Nicole.
983
01:26:16,546 --> 01:26:18,256
Nicole.
984
01:26:18,423 --> 01:26:20,758
Nicole.
985
01:26:21,301 --> 01:26:23,261
Nicole.
986
01:26:37,483 --> 01:26:39,777
EDGAR:
Build a man a fire...
987
01:26:40,403 --> 01:26:42,447
...and he's warm for a day.
988
01:26:43,656 --> 01:26:46,117
Light a man on fire...
989
01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:50,079
...and he's warm for the rest of his life.
990
01:27:02,467 --> 01:27:05,595
You'll be getting a bill for my services.
991
01:27:37,669 --> 01:27:41,089
-Thanks, Eddie.
-Hey, it's what I do.
992
01:27:42,799 --> 01:27:44,342
And it's Edgar.
993
01:27:53,768 --> 01:27:55,270
Hey, is it--?
994
01:27:55,436 --> 01:27:57,313
Is it cool if I call you sometime?
995
01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:59,482
Uh....
996
01:28:00,024 --> 01:28:01,693
Okay.
997
01:28:03,027 --> 01:28:04,570
Yes!
998
01:28:13,913 --> 01:28:15,623
Whoo-hoo!
999
01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:56,914
This is completely unacceptable.
1000
01:28:57,790 --> 01:29:00,126
I know exactly what you've been up to.
1001
01:29:00,293 --> 01:29:03,755
I am telling you, it has to stop right now.
1002
01:29:03,921 --> 01:29:08,051
I will not stand by and watch
two young people that I care about...
1003
01:29:08,217 --> 01:29:10,345
...fall into this trap, you hear me?
1004
01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:18,519
So if I so much as see one seed...
1005
01:29:18,978 --> 01:29:21,814
...or catch one whiff of reefer--
1006
01:29:21,981 --> 01:29:24,692
And believe me,
I know what it smells like.
1007
01:29:24,859 --> 01:29:26,235
--I'm calling the cops.
1008
01:29:26,402 --> 01:29:31,574
No warning. We are talking
zero tolerance, you got that?
1009
01:29:32,450 --> 01:29:35,661
End of discussion.
1010
01:30:30,675 --> 01:30:32,802
EDGAR:
Cut the theatrics.
1011
01:30:33,678 --> 01:30:35,847
I know you're out there.
1012
01:30:36,013 --> 01:30:37,348
Show yourself.
1013
01:30:42,603 --> 01:30:44,689
That's a good way
to get yourself staked, Sam.
1014
01:30:44,856 --> 01:30:46,858
MAN:
Easy there, compadre.
1015
01:30:47,024 --> 01:30:49,026
After all the shit that you pulled?
1016
01:30:49,193 --> 01:30:54,157
I think you can at least hear me out.
I mean, I feel like you owe me that.
1017
01:30:54,323 --> 01:30:57,368
You really expect me to act like
nothing ever happened?
1018
01:30:57,535 --> 01:30:59,454
MAN:
No, I've already forgiven you.
1019
01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:01,956
It's water under the bridge.
1020
01:31:02,457 --> 01:31:04,083
EDGAR:
Stay there.
1021
01:31:04,250 --> 01:31:08,212
-You don't want it to go down like this.
-Oh, it's going down like this.
1022
01:31:08,379 --> 01:31:09,714
I'm warning you.
1023
01:31:09,881 --> 01:31:11,507
Hey, I'm trembling.
1024
01:31:11,674 --> 01:31:13,509
[BOTH YELL]
1025
01:33:47,163 --> 01:33:49,165
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