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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,525 --> 00:00:06,180 SINGER: ♪ This is the part when I say I don't want ya ♪ 2 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:09,183 ♪ I'm stronger than I've been before ♪ 3 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:13,230 Well, who is this talentless Ken doll? 4 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:14,971 What are those moves? 5 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:16,668 It's like he's directing traffic. 6 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:18,757 That's Neil. He's new. 7 00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:20,063 Is he having a stroke? 8 00:00:20,237 --> 00:00:21,717 [laughs] 9 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:25,199 SINGER: ♪ Now that I've become who I really am ♪ 10 00:00:25,329 --> 00:00:27,462 But they said they loved me! What? 11 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:29,725 Look, you know, I don't need their dance company. 12 00:00:29,899 --> 00:00:33,120 I'm gonna produce a dance show for TV! 13 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:35,557 I came up with a bunch of ideas last night. 14 00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:37,820 Dance Your Ass Off, the winner gets liposuction. 15 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:39,691 This one just says Top Jeff. 16 00:00:39,865 --> 00:00:41,432 I guess a bunch of tops named Jeff? 17 00:00:41,519 --> 00:00:43,565 Wait, don't hang up! I got it, I got it, I got it. 18 00:00:43,695 --> 00:00:44,914 [door closes] 19 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:49,005 A group of people down on their luck... 20 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:50,876 make something together, a classic, 21 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:52,661 Swan Lake, Nutcracker. 22 00:00:52,748 --> 00:00:54,793 The point is, they're taking a risk. 23 00:00:54,924 --> 00:00:56,926 They're taking a leap. 24 00:00:57,013 --> 00:01:00,147 I think you should call it The Big Leap. 25 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:03,193 And it's called The Big Leap. 26 00:01:05,804 --> 00:01:07,632 [softly] Yes. 27 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:10,809 [snorting] 28 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:13,508 - She loves it. Yes! - [both laugh] 29 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:16,293 [upbeat music] 30 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:17,686 ♪ 31 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:19,688 Well, okay, we rolling? 32 00:01:19,862 --> 00:01:22,386 Yep, so how are you feeling? 33 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,607 Ah, well, being in Detroit can be hard and lonely. 34 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:27,565 But I'm feeling pretty good today. 35 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:31,265 I mean, the trailer for our show dropped to rave reviews. 36 00:01:31,352 --> 00:01:34,964 And as of this morning, 37 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:36,879 I've been sober for three years. 38 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:38,272 Wow. 39 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:39,969 Never thought I'd hold this chip. 40 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,711 But here we are. 41 00:01:42,798 --> 00:01:46,149 - Here. - Uh... Oh. 42 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:49,152 - Congratulations. - Uh, thank you, buddy. 43 00:01:49,239 --> 00:01:51,154 Congratulations. That's great. 44 00:01:51,328 --> 00:01:53,200 Thank you so much. 45 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:55,289 [cover of Elton John's "Tiny Dancer"] 46 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:58,030 Do my choreography, or you're out! 47 00:01:58,205 --> 00:01:59,945 Where did he get the tutu? He's ridiculous. 48 00:02:00,032 --> 00:02:02,034 She's a home-wrecker! 49 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:04,080 PERSON: A little drama between Gabby and Brittney over here? 50 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:07,388 WAYNE: Came down to two. 51 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:12,132 SINGER: ♪ Hold me closer, tiny dancer ♪ 52 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:13,959 I'm at the pediatrician's office, 53 00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:15,439 and I need to know--no, I know. 54 00:02:15,526 --> 00:02:17,659 Just tell me if you have a history of asthma. 55 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:22,011 Yes, they need to know! 56 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:25,145 Because you're Sam's father. 57 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:27,234 [sighs] Okay, okay, thank you. 58 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:30,193 [breathes deeply] 59 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:32,674 You're the star of The Big Leap. 60 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:36,112 It's just like, we all deserve to be lifted, right? 61 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:38,593 Here. For our most famous clients. 62 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:42,684 Oh, I'm not a famo-- This gets me free parking? 63 00:02:42,814 --> 00:02:44,599 I'll take this. Um, thanks. 64 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:46,470 Okay. 65 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:48,211 He said no history of asthma. 66 00:02:48,298 --> 00:02:50,561 Did Sam's father also say who he is? 67 00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:53,260 Let me tell you something-- this girl can keep a secret. 68 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:54,783 [laughs] So, Doc, are you single? 69 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:56,437 [laughs] What? 70 00:02:56,611 --> 00:02:58,830 She's on dating apps now. I don't like it. 71 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:01,703 Too many duds and too many photos of men holding up fish. 72 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:03,618 What's with that? 73 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:05,620 Thanks for doing this, Mike. 74 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:07,491 Ah, i-it's nothing. 75 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:10,494 And it's uh, nice to hang for a bit, you know? 76 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:12,931 Hey, I saw the ad for your dance show. 77 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:15,630 You look good and happy. 78 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:17,588 I guess I am kind of happy. 79 00:03:17,719 --> 00:03:20,939 I mean, I'm way out of my comfort zone, obviously, 80 00:03:21,070 --> 00:03:23,115 but, uh, I'm getting to work with really cool people. 81 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:24,856 Like that girl they show you dancing with? 82 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:26,380 You guys dating? 83 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:30,427 - You mean Paula? - Paige, my maple syrup came. 84 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:32,081 Oh, hey Mike! 85 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:34,475 Oh, thank you for fixing the oven. 86 00:03:34,562 --> 00:03:36,390 You know, there's a couple of cold spots in there. 87 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:38,392 Are there? 88 00:03:38,522 --> 00:03:39,741 My sourdough has, like, the slightest soft underbelly. 89 00:03:39,871 --> 00:03:42,874 Oh, my pleasure, Patrick. 90 00:03:42,961 --> 00:03:45,399 You know, Paula and I are dating. 91 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:47,314 Oh. 92 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:49,141 Yeah, I didn't want to make it weird for you. 93 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:50,317 No, wait, why would it be weird for me? 94 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:52,275 - It's not weird for me. - Good. 95 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:53,929 - Not weird for me either! - I'd love to meet her. 96 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:55,496 Ah, she would love to meet you. 97 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:57,672 - Great, we should do dinner. - Let's have one tonight. 98 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:58,847 Patrick can roast a chicken. 99 00:03:58,934 --> 00:03:59,891 Patrick loves roasting chickens. 100 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:01,284 I'd have to start the brine now. 101 00:04:01,371 --> 00:04:04,244 Ooh, well, good thing the oven's fixed. 102 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:07,116 [soft music] 103 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:09,074 Oh, my God, what is that? 104 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:11,425 - Steroids and a painkiller. - Why? 105 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:13,296 So I can demonstrate the choreography. 106 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:14,558 You don't have to dance to choreograph! 107 00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:17,779 I dance first, Wayne. I dance. 108 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:20,999 And right now I'm in charge of a bunch of flat-footed idiots 109 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:22,392 who can barely touch their toes. 110 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:23,741 Did you see that embarrassing trailer? 111 00:04:23,915 --> 00:04:25,874 I know. It's blowing up! 112 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:28,137 Even Neil is texting me about it. 113 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:30,661 Neil? Your ex-husband? 114 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:32,010 Please tell me you're deleting those messages. 115 00:04:32,141 --> 00:04:34,578 And just leave those compliments hanging there? 116 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:36,798 Yes, texting was invented so we could all ignore each other. 117 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:38,234 Look, we haven't spoken in years. 118 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:39,322 Plus, I follow him on Instagram. 119 00:04:39,496 --> 00:04:43,326 Don't judge. He seems to be doing well-- 120 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:44,936 much better than you are right now. 121 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:47,504 [winces] I'm doing great. 122 00:04:47,678 --> 00:04:49,114 Yeah, well, this week 123 00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:50,594 we're doing a bunch of fancy promo shoots. 124 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:52,335 But you know what I am most excited about? 125 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:53,510 My daughter Henri is in town, 126 00:04:53,684 --> 00:04:55,599 and we are gonna have the best time. 127 00:04:55,686 --> 00:04:57,732 - Is she cool? - Is she cool? Only the coolest. 128 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:59,255 And what are you guys gonna do? 129 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:00,996 Well, first, I'm gonna take her around the stages. 130 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:03,128 Next, we're seeing the newest zombie film 131 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:04,956 with a very scary, very dead leading lady. 132 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:06,349 I don't know. 133 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:08,395 Then maybe some shopping for her room 134 00:05:08,482 --> 00:05:10,397 'cause she'll soon be moving here 135 00:05:10,484 --> 00:05:11,789 while her mom runs around England with God knows-- 136 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:12,964 - Dad? - Yeah. 137 00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:14,792 She's shooting a show for the BBC. 138 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:17,186 Yes, she is, fine. Oh, hey. 139 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,929 [grunts] One for you, one for me. 140 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:22,322 - Soda? - Yeah. 141 00:05:22,496 --> 00:05:24,759 For breakfast? 142 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:26,456 - Mom wouldn't approve. - Cheers. 143 00:05:28,893 --> 00:05:30,199 That's my girl. 144 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,070 Ah, is there a better breakfast? 145 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:34,551 - Perhaps. - [laughs] 146 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:36,858 One, two, three, four. 147 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:40,949 [piano music] 148 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:43,212 Lift your heels higher. 149 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,606 Close the ribs. 150 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:48,870 ♪ 151 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:52,003 Strong port de bras. 152 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:54,005 - What, Alan? - I'm so sorry. 153 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:55,877 They need Justin for the promo shoot. 154 00:05:56,007 --> 00:05:58,227 Fine, bring my principles back with you. 155 00:05:58,401 --> 00:05:59,750 And grand jeté your ass out of here. 156 00:05:59,924 --> 00:06:01,230 Get some height. 157 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:03,885 Up, get it up, get it up! 158 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:06,540 SINGER: ♪ If it's up, then it's up, then it's up ♪ 159 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:09,238 So my mom is like, "Are y'all even in the show?" 160 00:06:09,325 --> 00:06:11,588 I'm like, "Girl, we are the show, okay?" 161 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:13,416 They're hiding our light. 162 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:15,462 We're in that trailer for one sad second. 163 00:06:15,549 --> 00:06:19,074 Meanwhile, we're the hottest thing they got. 164 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:22,077 - You know what? - ALL: Try it! 165 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:23,470 SINGERS: ♪ I know that's right 166 00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:26,908 Damn, got to love a tight ass in tights! 167 00:06:26,995 --> 00:06:29,824 ALL: Hey, Justin. 168 00:06:29,998 --> 00:06:33,610 ♪ 169 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:35,482 SINGER: ♪ If it's up, then it's up 170 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:36,483 ♪ Then it's up, then it's stuck ♪ 171 00:06:36,613 --> 00:06:38,354 ♪ If it's up, then it's up 172 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,661 ♪ Then it's up then it's stuck, hey ♪ 173 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:42,706 Wait, wait, time-out. What are you wearing, bro? 174 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:44,273 - Did you just paint those on? - Never mind, never mind. 175 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:45,230 I think I can do some of that. 176 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,884 Yeah, I'll help you out, right? 177 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:49,626 Yeah, it's no problem, man. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 178 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,846 BOTH: Hey, yo, yo! 179 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:53,630 - Hey. - Check it out. 180 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:54,631 No problem, see? 181 00:06:54,718 --> 00:06:56,067 They're shooting you next, okay? 182 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:58,026 Got it. This is so much fun! 183 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,636 Oh, my gosh, okay, practice. 184 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:01,333 BOTH: Mm. 185 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:02,378 Simon, uh, when you're done here, 186 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,162 Monica needs us to practice. 187 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:06,338 Oof, is he upset about the-- 188 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:07,427 What I said on national television? 189 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:09,820 Probably. It's gonna be a long day. 190 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:12,083 - Yeah. - BRITTNEY: Reg! 191 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:14,521 Babe, Reggie bear. 192 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:18,525 Come here, slowpoke. Oh, wow! 193 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:20,918 One promo made you look like the star, 194 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:23,530 and now you're on dating apps-- that is pathetic. 195 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:25,314 Actually, I decided to put myself back out there 196 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:26,446 before the trailer came out. 197 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,099 - So you're on a dating app? - Yeah. 198 00:07:28,273 --> 00:07:29,840 I even applied for this really exclusive one. 199 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:32,147 It's only for celebrities. It's dumb, but I don't know. 200 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:33,322 I figured, why not? 201 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:34,715 Yeah, don't get your hopes up. 202 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:37,326 The celebrity app is very exclusive. 203 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:38,980 I haven't even been accepted. 204 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:40,721 But I don't need to now. Right, babe? 205 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:42,287 - PERSON: Phones away, please! - Yeah, yeah. 206 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:43,898 I'm putting it away. I'm sorry, what? 207 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:46,553 They accepted me? I'm, like, seriously famous now? 208 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:47,467 - Or, like, what? - Are you kidding me? 209 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:49,338 - PERSON: Phones away please. - Yes. 210 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:52,863 PERSON: Smile on three. One, two... 211 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:54,691 Hey, there you are. 212 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:56,911 So how'd it go with Paige? You fix that oven? 213 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:59,304 I, uh, sure did, yep. 214 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:01,916 And we are going to dinner tonight. 215 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:03,134 Wow, that was fast. 216 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:06,311 Yeah, with you and me. 217 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,704 I'm sorry. 218 00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:09,619 I kind of lied. She asked if we were dating. 219 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:10,533 And then I didn't know what to say, and I panicked. 220 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:12,579 And now she's roasting a chicken. 221 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:14,363 But I will cancel it. And we don't have to do it. 222 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:14,885 No, no, no, no, no. I can go to dinner. 223 00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:16,670 Really? 224 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:18,672 Yeah, that's what co-dancers do for each other. 225 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:19,934 Yeah, right. 226 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:21,631 Co-dancers fake date 227 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:23,154 and then go to their ex's for dinner all the time. 228 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:25,026 That's a thing for sure. 229 00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:26,375 So, um, what's our backstory? How long have we been together? 230 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,420 Backstory? We need a backstory? 231 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,379 Yeah, I'm into prep, Mike. I'm not good at lying. 232 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:31,467 I am not good at winging it. 233 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:33,730 Got you, okay. So we need a backstory. 234 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:35,253 Actually, we met on the show, which is true. 235 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:36,994 So we don't even have to lie. 236 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:38,169 Okay, and there's one other thing. 237 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:39,170 You don't love chicken. 238 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:40,345 I don't love your outfit. 239 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:41,695 What's wrong with my outfit? 240 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:42,913 You look like you're going to happy hour 241 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,175 at Buffalo Wild Wings. 242 00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:46,221 That hurts. I love Buffalo Wild Wings. 243 00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:47,744 Let's go steal something from wardrobe. 244 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:49,354 Okay, I like that idea. 245 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,747 Can I get two socks that match? 246 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:52,619 - Oh, yeah. - I've just never had that. 247 00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:54,272 - Oh, what about a bow tie? - No. 248 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:56,579 So let's start with the fight in Chicago. 249 00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:58,015 Screw Chicago! 250 00:08:58,189 --> 00:08:59,756 You made me look like a home-wrecker in the trailer! 251 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:01,845 That's the truth, but I want to know 252 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,804 why I look like a disgruntled housewife. 253 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:05,806 Do you know how many followers I have lost? 254 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:07,372 Oh, talk to me, Julia. What are you so afraid of? 255 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,026 This is a show about dance, 256 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,724 not about my husband running away. 257 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:11,855 BOTH: Where'd he go? 258 00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:13,161 [chuckles] 259 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:15,555 [soft music] 260 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:16,817 No clue. 261 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,949 Last I heard, he was in Costa Rica for 48 hours, 262 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:20,124 and then he was gone. 263 00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:22,213 I will say, however, 264 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:23,867 that I have learned a great deal 265 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,521 about his spending habits over the past year, 266 00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:28,393 which include a $10,000 investment 267 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,657 in Raven's life-coaching business. 268 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:32,528 It went under. Can't win 'em all, you know? 269 00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:34,443 I'm sure you were under something. 270 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:35,966 See, this is why people think you're uptight. 271 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:37,620 You have to stop calling me a home-wrecker on TV. 272 00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:38,795 You screamed it, 273 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,449 and you knew it was gonna end up on television. 274 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:41,755 And now my death threats have doubled! 275 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:42,799 You get death threats? 276 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:43,800 Death threats and hog shots, baby. 277 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:45,280 Oh. 278 00:09:45,454 --> 00:09:46,629 Okay, don't tell your mom about that. 279 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:47,630 RAVEN: Look, can I give you some advice? 280 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:48,718 From a home-wrecker? No, thank you. 281 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:49,806 You know what? I am finished here. 282 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:51,895 I'm gonna find my lying, cheating husband. 283 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:54,245 - [Raven speaks indistinctly] - Excuse me. 284 00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:56,552 MONICA: Seven, eight, one. 285 00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:58,685 What's fun about this job is getting a chance 286 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,904 to bring out the best in our dancers. 287 00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:03,907 Closer, Justin! For the love of it, grab him! 288 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:05,343 - Don't touch me! - Simon, where's your eye line? 289 00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:07,084 - Anywhere but him! - I said I'm sorry! 290 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:08,346 Well, you're doing great, boys! 291 00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:09,217 - Keep it up. - Shut up, Wayne. 292 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:10,435 They look like crap. 293 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,829 [groans] Okay, hi, quick question. 294 00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:15,789 Is your Prince supposed to be a judgy closet case? 295 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,878 Because if so, snaps for you, great job on casting. 296 00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,923 - Really, Simon? - What's going on here? 297 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,229 Why do I feel like I'm in couples therapy? 298 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:23,492 Your Prince said on camera, 299 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:24,928 "That guy is ridiculous." 300 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,277 Oh, my gosh. 301 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:27,452 He called me ridiculous on television! 302 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,672 You are ridiculous! We all are! 303 00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:32,501 We're grown adults on a reality TV show. 304 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,111 Now, where the hell is your sister and my wizard? 305 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:35,286 I think they're shooting promos. 306 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:36,679 [mockingly] I think they're shooting promos. 307 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:39,290 All right, let's just focus. All eyes on me. 308 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,597 PERSON: Wayne, is that you? 309 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,991 [chuckles] 310 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,949 Neil? Oh. 311 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,385 Hi. 312 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:48,865 - Long time, yeah. - Yes. 313 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:50,519 Yes, yes. 314 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,652 Carry on. 315 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:56,656 - Who's Neil? - The devil incarnate. 316 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,096 - [bell ringing] - How did you find me? 317 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,271 Okay, no shade, you do nothing 318 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,707 but post about this show. 319 00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:07,275 - Okay, why are you here? - Oh, I didn't tell you? 320 00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:08,972 I'm scouting cities 321 00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:10,713 to open up a new line of meditation juice spas 322 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,628 tentatively called Third Eye Rind. 323 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,282 Anyway, I thought, "Screw texting. 324 00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:15,892 I'll just go congratulate Wayne in person." 325 00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:18,155 That's very thoughtful. Thank you. 326 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:21,985 This is a big deal. We should celebrate. 327 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:24,422 I know, I know, I know. You're probably so busy. 328 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,120 But... 329 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,557 it's nice to see you. 330 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,081 You look good. 331 00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:34,737 If you free up, let me know. No pressure, seriously. 332 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:37,305 [door closes] 333 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,349 Do you have a different choice? 334 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:39,350 - PERSON: No, not yet. - Okay. 335 00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:40,438 Dad, you already have, like, 336 00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,049 a million photos of me on your phone. 337 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:44,138 I know, and I want a fancy one for my office--is that okay? 338 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,357 Hey, I saw a video of that goal you scored at State cup. 339 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:47,968 You're getting really good, Hen. 340 00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:49,143 I don't mean to brag, but my kid's got a gift. 341 00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:51,275 Yeah, Mom offered to get me into the soccer program 342 00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:52,276 at Manchester. 343 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,409 It's pretty awesome. 344 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:55,845 Well, I mean, it can't be that awesome because everybody knows 345 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:57,804 the best women's soccer is here in the U.S. 346 00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:00,545 And I know that because I take an interest in your interests. 347 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,591 We're on the same page here. 348 00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,462 I could play at a higher level over there. 349 00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,203 [British accent] And what, eat crumpets and tea at halftime, 350 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:07,857 while kicking the football? 351 00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,163 [normal voice] You could. You could do that, I guess. 352 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:10,555 But then you'd sound ridiculous--what, Alan? 353 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,427 I've got Zach Peterman on Zoom. 354 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,124 Nick, great news. 355 00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,822 TV Guide, a publication that nobody reads 356 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:17,780 but everybody sees at the grocery store, 357 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,477 is considering us for their cover. 358 00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:22,002 So I need all of the shots 359 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,438 that you've taken to wet their whistle. 360 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:24,918 Have you gotten good stuff so far? 361 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,790 Uh, yeah. Nothing but money shots, boss. 362 00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,836 Great. Alan, show me the sets. 363 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:30,967 -I need to be more involved. - Yes. 364 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,621 I want to get my fingers in everything. 365 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:33,796 - Okay. - You look beautiful, hon. 366 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:34,971 Thanks. 367 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:38,801 [upbeat music] 368 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,977 Go easy on them thumbs, swiper! 369 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,674 Dating apps are wild. 370 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,677 They're like these video games where you win self-esteem. 371 00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:48,376 I've been swiping on musicians. 372 00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:50,160 I even matched with this baseball player, 373 00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,727 Aaron O'Reilly-- you know him? 374 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,642 Yeah. He plays for the Tigers. 375 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,687 But be careful with these athletes, Gabby. 376 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,385 I mean, they'll swipe on anybody just to-- 377 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:58,647 Oh, so I'm just anybody now. 378 00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,648 - No. - That's fine. 379 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,432 Not even you, Reggie Sadler, 380 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:02,390 can take away the fact that I'm having 381 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:03,913 a moment right now. 382 00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:05,872 This show has not only gotten me a date 383 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,048 but a frickin' date with a frickin' baseball player! 384 00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:09,527 Wait, you guys are going on a date already? 385 00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:10,833 He asked me out tonight, 386 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,835 which is perfect because my hair and makeup 387 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:15,229 is looking fly as hell right now from promos, so... 388 00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:19,450 [clears throat] Excuse us. Glad I was here to save you. 389 00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,235 Right, yeah, I have a date to make. 390 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:24,020 But you all have fun. 391 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:29,199 ♪ 392 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,245 You guys made quite the feast. 393 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:34,074 - Oh, it's all Patrick. - Hmm. 394 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,119 Paige, you have an impressive book collection. 395 00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,426 I admit, I only ready cheesy crime novels. 396 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,515 I love the Detective Humphrey series. 397 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,691 Me too! Because he's a detective... 398 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,693 BOTH: And a fisherman. 399 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,608 But we knew that about each other. 400 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,131 Patrick and I both love wine. 401 00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,263 - Yeah. - Right, babe? 402 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,787 - We're terrible. - [laughter] 403 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:57,271 So, Paula, what drew you to my Mike--I mean--Mike? 404 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:58,446 We met on set. 405 00:13:58,620 --> 00:13:59,839 PAIGE: And then what? 406 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,710 And then... 407 00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,407 he's handsome and funny. 408 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,496 [both chuckle] 409 00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:09,283 And he saved me from bees. 410 00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:10,937 - From bees, what? - Yeah. 411 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,330 No, from, mm, hornets. 412 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,332 - Hornets. - Mur--murder hornets. 413 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,291 I'm sorry, there's murder hornets here in the Midwest? 414 00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:18,553 That is not good. 415 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:19,728 Wait, Mike saved you? He did that? 416 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,164 Yeah, during the audition. 417 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:22,949 PATRICK: You had hornets in the audition? 418 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,733 Yeah, but, you know, it's a boring story. 419 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,300 We don't need to get into that. 420 00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:27,257 I don't think that it's boring at all. 421 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,302 I would love to hear it. 422 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,260 - You would? - Mm-hmm. 423 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:31,435 Okay. 424 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:35,526 Okay, think best friends. 425 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:36,919 15 minutes, and then I'm out. 426 00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:37,964 Fine by me. I have a dinner. 427 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,095 With your deranged ex? 428 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,618 WAYNE: Why do you care if I see Neil? 429 00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,142 Oh, is this your roid rage? 430 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,970 He's a nutcase, Wayne, and nutcase is your kryptonite. 431 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,928 People change. 432 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,756 Besides, I've been meaning to make an amends to him. 433 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,105 That's an insane excuse! 434 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,672 You know he's bad for your mental health. 435 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:51,934 Smile, we're having fun. 436 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,980 You want to talk mental health? 437 00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:57,200 Look at you, you're not dancing to help Justin. 438 00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,246 You're dancing to prove to yourself that you still can! 439 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,161 And you're going to drag that poor kid down with you. 440 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:04,207 I'm preventing him from looking like an idiot onstage! 441 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,295 That knee of yours is nothing 442 00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:06,296 but a Frankenstein glob of drugs. 443 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:07,732 [gasps] 444 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,778 Again, theme here is best friends. 445 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,345 I'm done. I have a show to save, Wayne. 446 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:14,870 I don't also have time to save your ass tonight, okay? 447 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,306 Fine by me because I don't need saving! 448 00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,568 Enjoy your psychopath! 449 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,919 Enjoy your painkillers! 450 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,792 - [sighs] You okay? - I'm fine. 451 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,750 - So what do you want to do? - Let's go dance. 452 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,752 Get out of our heads, improvise a little. 453 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,755 Seriously? 454 00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,366 ZACH: Nick, what the hell? 455 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:35,064 We don't have a single group shot, and our hosts 456 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,371 are literally yelling at each other in these photos! 457 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:38,676 I don't know what happened, 458 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:39,982 but, uh, we'll shoot it again tomorrow. 459 00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,201 Okay, so here's what I'm thinking. 460 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,419 - Sweet. - Right? 461 00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,030 ZACH: I did a little bit of storyboard. 462 00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:45,814 -I'm thinking Vanity Fair. - Uh-huh. 463 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,337 -Aspirational. - Yep. 464 00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:48,817 ZACH: The family that you wish that you had. 465 00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:50,775 Everybody's smiling, but conflict. 466 00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,777 One of them might kill you. You know? 467 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:53,822 Yeah, look, I'll get you a group shot tomorrow. 468 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,563 No, actually, I've got therapy 469 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:56,912 with my brother in the morning. 470 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,696 Got it, Zach. Thanks, bud. 471 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,002 Whoo, he can talk. 472 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,396 - You were the worst dancer. - Okay, hold on. 473 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:05,486 I seem to recall you dragging me from that stage 474 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,227 and right into your bed. 475 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,185 So my moves couldn't have been that bad. 476 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,666 Okay. [laughs] 477 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,146 You were so handsome. 478 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,194 You still are. 479 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:21,850 I am so proud of you. 480 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,896 We should celebrate. Champagne. 481 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,594 Oh, uh, none for me. I'm sober. 482 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,248 I thought you were, too? 483 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,815 No, booze is not my problem. Drugs are--huge. 484 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,383 - It's fine. - Uh... 485 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,776 Yeah, thank you. 486 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,343 Um... 487 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,214 Right. 488 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,869 Well, look, Neil, 489 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,089 I have an amends that I want to make to you. 490 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:47,528 I realize that I never really listened to you 491 00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:50,270 during our relationship. 492 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,663 And I'm very sorry about that. 493 00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:55,231 That means a lot and dovetails nicely 494 00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,103 with something that I want to talk to you about. 495 00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,408 - Hmm. - The title of the show. 496 00:16:58,495 --> 00:16:59,670 The Big Leap. 497 00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,237 Mm, so, technically, that was my idea. 498 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,238 [chokes] I'm sorry. 499 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,848 Which I guess means that's something 500 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:06,112 that you did listen to, 501 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:09,767 and now I want 15% ownership of the show. 502 00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,291 What the hell are you doing? 503 00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,988 Well, my friends say that I should ask for more, 504 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,208 but I don't know, 15%'s a lot. 505 00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:16,861 I thought you said that drugs were a problem. 506 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:18,341 Cocaine is not a drug. 507 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,473 It's a little dessert that tastes like gasoline. 508 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,084 Neil, I am not paying you for the title of the show. 509 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,694 You got money in the divorce plus a house. 510 00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:24,478 - Oh, I sold that. - Our house? 511 00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,088 Mm-hmm. 512 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,830 [dramatic music] 513 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:32,312 Okay. I am going back to work. 514 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:36,229 You go to your hotel. This was a huge mistake. 515 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,448 SINGER: ♪ I want to shake you 516 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,972 [dance music] 517 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,105 Gabby! I'm so happy you made it. 518 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:44,367 Oh, me too. 519 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,543 I'm surprised you don't have baseball practice 520 00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:47,892 tomorrow or something. 521 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,069 I definitely do. So we can't go crazy. 522 00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:51,244 I'm a single mom. 523 00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:52,636 I haven't gone crazy since I got pregnant. 524 00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,290 - Oh. - I'm sorry. 525 00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,597 - Too much, too soon? - You're fun. 526 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,816 I got us a table. 527 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,296 GABBY: Oh, great. 528 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:04,474 Oh, I-I-I thought this was just gonna be us. 529 00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,389 But you know what? We can do this another time. 530 00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:09,262 - It's fine. - Hey, stay. I want you here. 531 00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:10,785 Okay. 532 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,961 SINGER: ♪ Shake you 533 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,572 Say "Aaron O'Reilly" on three. 534 00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:18,140 One, two, three. 535 00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,315 - ALL: Aaron O'Reilly! - [camera shutter clicks] 536 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:22,101 AARON: There we go. Let me post this. 537 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,146 ♪ 538 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,108 MIKE: You got to understand, okay? 539 00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:30,544 People are screaming their heads off. 540 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:31,980 I mean, these murder hornets, they're dangerous. 541 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,286 She gets stuck in the neck. 542 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,940 I had to... [spits] Spit it out, okay? 543 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,638 Yeah, and-- 544 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,422 I'm clearing people out of the way--it's chaos. 545 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,207 - I feel two arms reach in. - I grab her. 546 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:42,382 - I grab her. - I see it's Mike. 547 00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:43,774 He pulls me out. 548 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,559 - And he makes a... - BOTH: Beeline. 549 00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,561 - Ah... - For the exit to safety. 550 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,345 I'm not sure what happened to the other people, 551 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:50,738 but we did get out. 552 00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:53,523 You almost got My Girl'd! 553 00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:56,352 Well, uh, actually, bubba, but My Girl survived, right? 554 00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,093 So she almost got Culkin'd. 555 00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,921 Thank you. 556 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:03,011 Well, enjoy it now, Paula. 557 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:06,406 Pretty soon old Sad Face here's gonna show back up, 558 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:09,060 with booze in hand, complaining about being fired 559 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,585 like he's the first person to ever lose a job. 560 00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:14,588 [soft music] 561 00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:17,112 ♪ 562 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,896 Well, I think everybody had a really hard year 563 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:22,117 last year, right? 564 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,032 And I'm really grateful to Mike 565 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,816 because he turned it around for me. 566 00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,296 PATRICK: Yeah, I'm grateful 567 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,211 that your show called the Department of Agriculture 568 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,387 because we are living in a nightmare. 569 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,259 - Cheers. - Cheers. 570 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:37,263 [Jack Garratt's "Surprise Yourself"] 571 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:42,920 JACK GARRATT: ♪ Speak and open up your mind ♪ 572 00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:48,709 ♪ It's something you should do all the time ♪ 573 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,450 ♪ 574 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:56,630 ♪ Keep exploring, seek and find ♪ 575 00:19:56,804 --> 00:20:02,201 ♪ You know, you might surprise yourself ♪ 576 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,682 ♪ 577 00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:12,472 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 578 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:18,869 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 579 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:25,528 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 580 00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:31,491 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 581 00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,101 - [crack] - Aah! 582 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,233 Oh, my God, Monica. Are you okay? 583 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,453 I'm fine! I'm just disappointed. 584 00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,107 What? 585 00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,109 You're not getting it. We're done here. 586 00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:42,893 What? That was the best I've ever danced! 587 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,025 And you know it! 588 00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:46,680 I said, we're done here! 589 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:49,248 [soft music] 590 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,640 Wow, okay. 591 00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:57,473 ♪ 592 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,476 Everyone out, now! 593 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:03,697 ♪ 594 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,481 [grunts] 595 00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:09,659 ♪ 596 00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:12,923 Oh, oh, no, ridiculous swan coming through! 597 00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:14,534 Dude, can we just talk about this? 598 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,144 Sure, let's talk. 599 00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:17,928 Let's talk about how you need to check your femme-phobia. 600 00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:19,234 - Okay, so I'm a homophobe. - Mm-hmm. 601 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,149 I'm a closet case and a femme-phobe. 602 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,368 Yeah. 603 00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:23,282 Want to throw anything else at me? 604 00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:25,371 - No, that about covers it. - Fine! 605 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:29,157 Yes, I judged your tutu. But does that make me a bigot? 606 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:32,378 I have been called ridiculous my entire life. 607 00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:34,075 But for that to come from another gay man 608 00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:35,729 and someone that I respect, 609 00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:37,426 that sucks, Justin. 610 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,950 What did I do to you, okay? What is your problem with me? 611 00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:42,736 Oh, my God, uh... 612 00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:45,304 No, I-I suck, okay? It's me. 613 00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:46,392 I'm sorry. 614 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:49,308 I don't have any problem with you. 615 00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:52,528 I like you. 616 00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:54,182 It was the first day, 617 00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:57,272 and I'm working through this stuff. 618 00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:58,969 I shouldn't have said that stuff about you. 619 00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:01,320 And I didn't realize how loaded it was. 620 00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:02,930 ♪ 621 00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:05,628 Hey, please don't hate me. 622 00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:07,891 ♪ 623 00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:11,417 I don't hate you. 624 00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:13,854 That was a good apology. 625 00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:16,204 And, look, I'm sorry that I called you a closet case. 626 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,773 That's not okay. 627 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:21,992 Hey, you know what you are? 628 00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:24,212 You're a real prince. 629 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,823 - [chuckles] - All right. 630 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:28,347 [laughter] 631 00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:30,871 Oh, okay, swans. 632 00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:33,003 I can get down with this version. 633 00:22:33,177 --> 00:22:35,354 PERSON: Hey, hey, hey. Ah. 634 00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:37,181 Okay. 635 00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:40,881 Rah-ga-ga-ga-ga-gah. Ah, hey. Oh, oh. 636 00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,752 PERSON: Yeah. 637 00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:44,928 - Hey, hey. - Oh! 638 00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:46,321 [laughter] 639 00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:48,932 [upbeat music dance music] 640 00:22:49,106 --> 00:22:55,591 ♪ 641 00:22:55,722 --> 00:22:58,159 Gabby? 642 00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:00,248 What are you doing here? 643 00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:02,468 Well, I was out just hitting the clubs. 644 00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:04,818 This is crazy running into you. 645 00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:07,777 What a gentleman. 646 00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:09,518 GABBY: That's him. 647 00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:11,825 Mm, he's got a lot of dimension, you know? 648 00:23:11,955 --> 00:23:14,610 [both laughing] 649 00:23:14,784 --> 00:23:17,047 - You want to leave? - Yes, so badly. 650 00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:18,266 Hey, that's Sadler, 651 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,834 football player turned ballerina. 652 00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:22,096 Shut up--I looked it up, 653 00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:23,619 and you're basically benched every game. 654 00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:26,622 ♪ 655 00:23:29,712 --> 00:23:31,061 I don't get it. 656 00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:34,848 It's ASMR. It's calming. 657 00:23:35,022 --> 00:23:35,805 - Is it? - [cell phone chimes] 658 00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:37,241 What was that? 659 00:23:37,328 --> 00:23:38,634 Oh, it's my screen time limit. 660 00:23:38,721 --> 00:23:40,593 Mom set it so that I only get three hours. 661 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,290 What? 662 00:23:42,377 --> 00:23:44,031 Welcome to the land of screen time. 663 00:23:44,118 --> 00:23:45,249 See, you don't want to be in England 664 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,860 with all your mom's crazy rules. 665 00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:48,818 - Who does she think she is? - She's my mom. 666 00:23:48,905 --> 00:23:50,516 - She tries really hard, Dad. - Yeah, I know. 667 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:51,865 I'm just--she can be a little, I mean, you-- 668 00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:53,344 You got to stop crapping all over her! 669 00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:54,520 I started getting good grades 670 00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,696 when she put the limit on my phone. 671 00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,959 What is going on right now? Are we fighting? 672 00:23:59,089 --> 00:24:00,656 I just don't like it when you bag on Mom. 673 00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:03,398 The divorce was hard for everybody, not just you. 674 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:06,314 I know--hey, Hen. Hey, look at me. 675 00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:09,360 I know it wasn't easy. I know that, okay? 676 00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:11,319 It's just--if we're talking about our feelings, 677 00:24:11,406 --> 00:24:14,061 it's important to me that you like me better. 678 00:24:14,148 --> 00:24:15,410 - You're really immature. - Oh, come on. 679 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:16,803 - That was a joke. - Very immature. 680 00:24:16,977 --> 00:24:18,326 You knew that was a joke. Are you mad at me? 681 00:24:18,413 --> 00:24:19,458 - All right. - Don't be mad. Hen, come on. 682 00:24:19,632 --> 00:24:21,155 - Don't be mad. - [laughter] 683 00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:22,330 MIKE: I mean, do you think costumes is gonna notice? 684 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:23,984 Yeah, Mike, you spilled a lot 685 00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:25,420 of salad dressing on that jacket. 686 00:24:25,551 --> 00:24:26,465 MIKE: Yeah, I don't know. 687 00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:28,118 All right, let me make it up to you 688 00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:29,772 before we go to the movies-- look at this. 689 00:24:29,859 --> 00:24:30,991 MIKE: That's the thing about suede, though. 690 00:24:31,121 --> 00:24:32,340 Stuff comes out of suede. 691 00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:34,516 You want to help me make them kiss? 692 00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:36,300 - Okay. - Yeah, that's my girl. 693 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,172 All right, first things first. 694 00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:40,870 We're gonna do a little mood lighting there. 695 00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:43,569 PAULA: I'm sorry. I told you, I'm not good at winging it. 696 00:24:43,656 --> 00:24:44,700 Yeah, no kidding, but they bought it. 697 00:24:44,874 --> 00:24:47,224 - How did they buy it? - How did they buy it? 698 00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:48,356 Make her hair do the blowy thing. 699 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,227 Make her hair do the blowy thing! 700 00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:52,099 Okay, press this right here. 701 00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:54,928 We pulled it off, so... 702 00:24:55,102 --> 00:24:56,582 Thanks for sticking up for me tonight. 703 00:24:56,712 --> 00:24:57,931 I appreciate it. 704 00:24:58,018 --> 00:25:00,977 I-I meant what you said. I mean, you're a catch. 705 00:25:01,151 --> 00:25:03,937 I just hope I didn't ruin your chances with Paige. 706 00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:05,721 Oh, yeah. 707 00:25:05,895 --> 00:25:08,811 Watch this. 708 00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:10,683 Yeah, you know, 709 00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:12,772 I don't even know if I want that chance anymore. 710 00:25:12,946 --> 00:25:14,382 - You filming this? - Am I filming this? 711 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,689 What am I, an amateur? Come on. 712 00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:18,778 They don't even know it's happening. 713 00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:20,519 What do you want? 714 00:25:22,129 --> 00:25:23,130 Here they go. 715 00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:24,131 Very close. 716 00:25:24,305 --> 00:25:26,350 [romantic music] 717 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,614 NEIL: This is mine! 718 00:25:28,788 --> 00:25:31,312 This crappy Detroit backdrop was my idea! 719 00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:33,619 The Big Leap is my idea! 720 00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:36,186 - Who is that guy? - The Big Leap is mine! 721 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,275 - It's all mine! - That's enough! 722 00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:40,495 Aah! Get off me! 723 00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,845 I gave you much more than a title! 724 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:44,543 - Stop! - [laughs] 725 00:25:44,717 --> 00:25:45,631 Oh, this is great. 726 00:25:45,761 --> 00:25:49,765 I-I mean, what just happened? 727 00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:52,376 I don't know. I don't know what's going on. 728 00:25:52,463 --> 00:25:53,943 Are you kidding me? 729 00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:56,424 Um... 730 00:25:56,511 --> 00:25:59,296 my car is, uh, right over there. 731 00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:01,951 [uplifting music] 732 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:06,608 ♪ 733 00:26:06,782 --> 00:26:10,177 Wow, should I take off my shoes or... 734 00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:11,961 That's a yes, then? 735 00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:15,399 ♪ 736 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,227 - Do you have a belt on? - I don't. 737 00:26:17,401 --> 00:26:18,968 You do. I can get-- 738 00:26:19,142 --> 00:26:25,148 ♪ 739 00:26:25,322 --> 00:26:26,367 You're so hot! 740 00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:28,195 You've seen these before. 741 00:26:28,282 --> 00:26:30,110 I know, but not like this! 742 00:26:35,419 --> 00:26:36,986 SINGER: ♪ Comprende? 743 00:26:37,117 --> 00:26:38,814 ♪ Tic toc-toc, know the time without my wristwatch ♪ 744 00:26:38,901 --> 00:26:41,425 ♪ It's not no time to hit my brakes ♪ 745 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,690 Hey, hey, hey, hey. We need to talk. 746 00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:45,821 Julia, what the hell? 747 00:26:45,908 --> 00:26:47,562 Wait, wait, wait. I-I've seen you on TV. 748 00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:49,912 Yeah, you're that sad mom on the show. 749 00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:52,132 Get on up there, sad mom! 750 00:26:52,262 --> 00:26:53,655 Charlie, will you give us a minute? 751 00:26:53,829 --> 00:26:55,352 Yeah, yeah, okay. 752 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:57,833 I was gonna check out the buffet, anyways. 753 00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:59,705 I know you know where my husband is. 754 00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:01,445 And you're not telling me. So cough it up now. 755 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,013 Buy me a drink. Pay for a dance. 756 00:27:04,187 --> 00:27:06,102 Then I'll talk. 757 00:27:06,276 --> 00:27:08,714 SINGER: ♪ Monopolizing through my speech ain't for free ♪ 758 00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:11,804 ♪ Tic toc-toc, know the time without my wristwatch ♪ 759 00:27:11,891 --> 00:27:13,849 Look, can I just give you all the ones now, 760 00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:15,895 and you can tell me where my husband is, please? 761 00:27:16,069 --> 00:27:17,374 I have no clue where your husband is. 762 00:27:17,505 --> 00:27:19,115 And I do not know why you think I do. 763 00:27:19,202 --> 00:27:20,856 Because you said that you would give me some advi-- 764 00:27:20,943 --> 00:27:22,379 Would you please stop that? 765 00:27:22,510 --> 00:27:23,729 Yeah, my advice was gonna be 766 00:27:23,903 --> 00:27:25,165 that you're way too focused on him. 767 00:27:25,295 --> 00:27:26,470 Oh, yeah? Because he ruined my life! 768 00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:27,776 What happens when you find him? 769 00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:29,299 Does dragging Kevin back into your house 770 00:27:29,473 --> 00:27:31,519 make him or you happy? 771 00:27:31,606 --> 00:27:36,045 I mean, what if him leaving is actually a gift? 772 00:27:36,176 --> 00:27:39,309 Just--I am not going to be therapized by a booty dancer 773 00:27:39,396 --> 00:27:40,876 who's trained to spin around a pole 774 00:27:40,963 --> 00:27:42,095 greased with God knows what. 775 00:27:42,269 --> 00:27:43,749 Bitch, I am done with you 776 00:27:43,836 --> 00:27:45,098 bringing these archaic assumptions into my workplace! 777 00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:46,708 Don't you call me a bitch! How dare you? 778 00:27:46,795 --> 00:27:47,883 For your information, I trained in ballet! 779 00:27:48,057 --> 00:27:51,626 - You trained in ballet? - I did, me, for a while. 780 00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:54,194 Classical dance was my first love. 781 00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:56,762 But I wasn't the best at it. 782 00:27:56,849 --> 00:27:59,503 And, ultimately, I gave it up because I needed the money 783 00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:01,549 and stripping pays the bills, okay? 784 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,727 [soft music] 785 00:28:05,814 --> 00:28:08,556 But I still wish I could dance like that. 786 00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:11,211 I'd kill to be able to do a fouetté turn. 787 00:28:11,341 --> 00:28:14,475 Well, it's a really difficult turn, so... 788 00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:16,738 Yeah. 789 00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:19,785 ♪ 790 00:28:19,915 --> 00:28:22,788 When you... 791 00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:25,355 when you développé your leg to the front, 792 00:28:25,442 --> 00:28:26,530 you keep this hip down. 793 00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:28,141 You got to be staying really solid 794 00:28:28,315 --> 00:28:30,578 and pull up in your supporting hip, right? 795 00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:32,711 Momentum to the side when you pull to second. 796 00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:36,802 ♪ 797 00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:38,891 Wow. 798 00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:40,544 Okay. 799 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:41,894 Okay. 800 00:28:41,981 --> 00:28:43,939 ♪ 801 00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:45,549 Swing. 802 00:28:45,636 --> 00:28:48,291 Yeah, so that was good. 803 00:28:48,465 --> 00:28:51,555 But when you put your leg out, okay, keep this hip down. 804 00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:53,340 Really pull up on your supporting leg. 805 00:28:53,514 --> 00:28:54,820 Mm-hmm. 806 00:28:54,994 --> 00:28:56,952 To second and pull up, hip down, hip up! 807 00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:58,127 That's good. 808 00:28:58,301 --> 00:29:01,391 ♪ 809 00:29:01,565 --> 00:29:03,611 Maybe I'll turn when I'm not wearing these heels. 810 00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:06,919 Break your neck. I don't know how you do it. 811 00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:10,009 You're really good. 812 00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:12,011 Thanks. 813 00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:15,928 Sorry I trashed your set. 814 00:29:16,015 --> 00:29:18,408 It's fine. 815 00:29:18,495 --> 00:29:21,194 We'll fix it. 816 00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:23,544 I know you think I'm high out of my mind. 817 00:29:23,718 --> 00:29:24,980 You are. 818 00:29:25,154 --> 00:29:29,550 But let me just say, I am absolutely proud of you. 819 00:29:29,724 --> 00:29:31,857 But this... 820 00:29:31,944 --> 00:29:34,860 buttoned-up, stuffed-shirt producer guy-- 821 00:29:34,947 --> 00:29:36,731 I mean, who is that? That's not you. 822 00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:41,040 Hey, Fun Wayne, it's Fun Neil. You want to come out and play? 823 00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:44,826 I--Don't you think that we were just brought back 824 00:29:44,913 --> 00:29:47,263 into each other's lives to remember who we really are? 825 00:29:47,437 --> 00:29:50,005 Do you remember the night that gave birth to this show? 826 00:29:50,092 --> 00:29:52,181 To us? 827 00:29:52,268 --> 00:29:55,881 We were two expats, dancing... 828 00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:57,230 drinking, 829 00:29:57,404 --> 00:29:59,449 falling in love. 830 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:01,364 [laughs] 831 00:30:03,758 --> 00:30:05,804 That's better. 832 00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:07,980 I can't. 833 00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:14,813 ♪ 834 00:30:19,339 --> 00:30:21,515 Should we get Raisinets and popcorn 835 00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:22,777 and mix them together like a couple of monsters? 836 00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:24,692 - Yes! - Should you not get taller? 837 00:30:24,779 --> 00:30:26,476 Can you squish down? When'd you get so tall? 838 00:30:26,563 --> 00:30:28,609 - [cell phone rings, vibrates] - Aargh. 839 00:30:28,783 --> 00:30:30,350 Hey, Mon. 840 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,178 Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. 841 00:30:32,265 --> 00:30:34,441 You what? 842 00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:36,530 [groans] I can't move. 843 00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:38,662 Okay, uh, I'll pick you up. 844 00:30:38,749 --> 00:30:39,838 - No! - Okay, I'll leave you there. 845 00:30:39,925 --> 00:30:42,275 No, I need a hospital. 846 00:30:42,362 --> 00:30:43,232 Dad, just pick her up! 847 00:30:43,319 --> 00:30:44,930 Okay, okay, okay! 848 00:30:45,017 --> 00:30:46,105 Here, here, take the keys. Go start the car, Hen. 849 00:30:46,192 --> 00:30:47,584 - You're really pretty! - How old is she? 850 00:30:47,715 --> 00:30:49,848 Can she do that? Ah! 851 00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:51,066 Yeah, I think so. 852 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:55,114 [person speaking indistinctly on TV] 853 00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:57,333 Hey, thanks for turning my night around. 854 00:30:57,507 --> 00:31:01,033 I'm sorry if I cut your clubbing short. 855 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:04,558 You didn't. I lied. 856 00:31:04,732 --> 00:31:06,255 I wasn't at the club. 857 00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:10,520 I was, uh, at home playing myself on Madden, 858 00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:11,913 which is, uh-- it's pretty lame. 859 00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:13,523 And then, uh, you know, 860 00:31:13,697 --> 00:31:15,569 maybe I checked out Aaron's Instagram. 861 00:31:15,743 --> 00:31:18,267 - Oh, so you were stalking me. - No, I was curious. 862 00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:21,140 And then I saw the picture of you looking miserable. 863 00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:22,924 So I figured I'd check in on you. 864 00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:25,057 You deserve to be treated better than that. 865 00:31:25,144 --> 00:31:27,886 Thanks. Guy's a D-bag. 866 00:31:27,973 --> 00:31:29,626 He wasn't wrong about me, though. 867 00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:35,763 I used to be a famous football player. 868 00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:39,549 And now I'm a terrible ballerina on a reality show. 869 00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:43,640 God, what am I doing? 870 00:31:43,771 --> 00:31:46,426 What do you want to do? 871 00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:47,731 I want to play football. 872 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:49,472 Then why not get serious about it? 873 00:31:49,646 --> 00:31:52,258 Train, work your ass off. 874 00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:55,130 I know you've had setbacks, and trying again is hard. 875 00:31:55,217 --> 00:31:56,784 But, I mean, look at me. 876 00:31:56,871 --> 00:31:59,743 I'm trying to dance again after having a baby. 877 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,181 [laughs] 878 00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:04,226 You got to stop screwing around. 879 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,924 I mean, don't even get me started about Brittney. 880 00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:07,360 Damn, Coach. 881 00:32:07,534 --> 00:32:11,190 I thought you were gonna rub my back and tell me I'm great. 882 00:32:11,277 --> 00:32:14,019 Hell, no, but you can start by rubbing my feet 883 00:32:14,193 --> 00:32:15,542 and telling me I'm not a total idiot 884 00:32:15,629 --> 00:32:17,152 for going on a date with Aaron O'Reilly. 885 00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:22,418 ♪ 886 00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:24,246 You're not an idiot. 887 00:32:24,377 --> 00:32:26,031 ♪ 888 00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:30,209 Sweetie, what's up? Are the monsters back? 889 00:32:30,383 --> 00:32:32,689 Mm-hmm. 890 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:36,128 - Who are you? - Me--I-I'm Reggie. 891 00:32:36,215 --> 00:32:37,912 You got monsters? 892 00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:39,392 You know, I get 'em, too, sometimes. 893 00:32:39,566 --> 00:32:41,394 Want to hear a trick? 894 00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:42,830 All right. So this is what I do. 895 00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:44,614 I just give them all silly names, 896 00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:46,181 and then they're not scary anymore. 897 00:32:46,355 --> 00:32:48,705 So, like, Mr. Anxiety Boogers, 898 00:32:48,836 --> 00:32:51,186 Mr. Angry Poop Face, 899 00:32:51,273 --> 00:32:53,449 Mr. Scary Butt! 900 00:32:53,623 --> 00:32:55,451 [laughter] 901 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:58,150 Okay, five minutes of TV and then bed. 902 00:32:58,237 --> 00:33:04,634 ♪ 903 00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:15,732 Kevin thought I quit dancing because I wasn't good enough 904 00:33:15,863 --> 00:33:17,996 but I'll tell you, little did he know, I was the best. 905 00:33:18,170 --> 00:33:19,954 [laughs] So why did you quit? 906 00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:21,651 Well, let me tell you. 907 00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:24,524 It was--uh, it was New York in the '80s, baby. 908 00:33:24,654 --> 00:33:28,528 And my best friends, my two besties and I... 909 00:33:28,658 --> 00:33:30,269 they were dancers, too. 910 00:33:30,356 --> 00:33:31,835 And--and--and we did everything together. 911 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:35,317 And they, uh... 912 00:33:35,448 --> 00:33:37,885 then they--they got... 913 00:33:37,972 --> 00:33:40,670 uh, they got AIDS, and, um... 914 00:33:40,844 --> 00:33:44,500 So I sat by both of their beds 915 00:33:44,587 --> 00:33:48,113 in this--this really, uh, horrible AIDS ward. 916 00:33:48,287 --> 00:33:52,856 It was, you know, back then, and, um... 917 00:33:52,943 --> 00:33:54,641 and I sat there, and I watched them die. 918 00:33:54,728 --> 00:33:59,167 So, err, I was really sad, I think, 919 00:33:59,341 --> 00:34:00,951 too sad to be in New York, too sad to dance. 920 00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:03,693 So I think that I ran away, mm, 921 00:34:03,867 --> 00:34:08,437 and went back to Michigan, met Kevin. 922 00:34:08,568 --> 00:34:12,137 And who'd have thunk that I would marry boring old Kevin? 923 00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:13,529 [chuckles] 924 00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:15,444 But here you are. 925 00:34:15,531 --> 00:34:18,578 Yes, here I am, on a pole... 926 00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:20,058 [laughs] 927 00:34:20,145 --> 00:34:22,016 Husbandless... 928 00:34:25,367 --> 00:34:26,542 Telling things to a stripper 929 00:34:26,716 --> 00:34:29,502 that I never even told my own husband. 930 00:34:29,632 --> 00:34:31,460 - Listen. - Mm? 931 00:34:31,547 --> 00:34:35,769 Like my inner thigh says, "Life moves fast." 932 00:34:35,943 --> 00:34:37,336 That really what that says? 933 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:38,598 Stop it with your judgment eyes, okay? 934 00:34:38,728 --> 00:34:40,687 - [laughs] - Okay? 935 00:34:40,774 --> 00:34:41,731 Man, oh, man. That buffet line is insane. 936 00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:42,863 Hell, yeah, Charlie. 937 00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:44,952 That would be my cue to leave. 938 00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:47,737 Oh, by the way, you owe me $400 for the private dance. 939 00:34:47,868 --> 00:34:49,348 Oh, no, no, no. 940 00:34:49,522 --> 00:34:51,741 I danced kind of half the time, 941 00:34:51,915 --> 00:34:53,917 so it should be half. 942 00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:56,746 Did you dance? $400, Julia. 943 00:34:56,833 --> 00:34:59,749 [rap music playing] 944 00:34:59,923 --> 00:35:02,404 Sorry, Hen, X-ray shouldn't take much longer. 945 00:35:02,491 --> 00:35:05,146 Maybe we, uh--maybe we do the midnight show, huh? 946 00:35:05,233 --> 00:35:08,932 - [cell phone vibrating] - Yeah. 947 00:35:09,019 --> 00:35:10,543 Monica's phone keeps buzzing? 948 00:35:10,717 --> 00:35:12,762 Yeah, jeez, Wayne. Just leave a voice mail, huh? 949 00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:14,634 Maybe it's an emergency. 950 00:35:14,764 --> 00:35:16,984 Ah, that's a good point. 951 00:35:17,071 --> 00:35:18,551 - Wayne. - Oh, babe, help me! 952 00:35:18,638 --> 00:35:19,726 Yeah, it's Nick. I've got Monica-- 953 00:35:19,813 --> 00:35:21,206 Look, I am in Neil's hotel room, 954 00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:22,555 and I've got to get out of here. 955 00:35:22,729 --> 00:35:24,426 All right, well, just leave. 956 00:35:24,513 --> 00:35:26,428 In order to leave, I have to pass by a ton of drugs 957 00:35:26,559 --> 00:35:28,169 and Neil, 958 00:35:28,256 --> 00:35:30,258 and I am so close to losing it. 959 00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:33,305 Nick, please, I'm begging you, come get me. 960 00:35:33,392 --> 00:35:35,568 Hold on. Um... 961 00:35:35,742 --> 00:35:38,353 It's okay, Dad. Where we going? 962 00:35:38,527 --> 00:35:40,790 [knock at door] 963 00:35:40,964 --> 00:35:44,403 Ugh, finally, I ordered 12 Kit-Kats an hour ago. 964 00:35:44,490 --> 00:35:45,882 - Excuse me. - Stay there, stay there. 965 00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:47,145 - Wayne! - WAYNE: Yes, Nick? 966 00:35:47,232 --> 00:35:49,016 Oh, he's been in there all night. 967 00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:50,670 Don't worry. Who are you? 968 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,324 Is she with room service? 969 00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:55,327 That's child labor, actually. Wayne, Wayne--excuse me. 970 00:35:55,414 --> 00:35:56,632 She should be in bed, by the way. 971 00:35:56,806 --> 00:35:58,330 - Just zip it, coke head. - Wow. 972 00:35:58,460 --> 00:35:59,809 Yeah, he might have a point there. 973 00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:01,028 It is late, Nick. 974 00:36:01,202 --> 00:36:02,551 Guys, guys, I'm working on it, okay? 975 00:36:02,638 --> 00:36:03,813 Just like I need you to work 976 00:36:03,987 --> 00:36:05,380 on fixing your relationship with Monica 977 00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:07,991 so I can get one damn usable photo tomorrow. 978 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,255 Wayne, Henri. Henri, Wayne. 979 00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:11,647 Oh, pleasure! 980 00:36:11,821 --> 00:36:13,258 - Uh-huh. - Likewise! 981 00:36:13,388 --> 00:36:16,391 [The Cure's "Just Like Heaven"] 982 00:36:16,478 --> 00:36:22,963 ♪ 983 00:36:30,405 --> 00:36:32,625 ROBERT SMITH: ♪ "Show me, show me, show me 984 00:36:32,799 --> 00:36:34,583 ♪ "How you do that trick 985 00:36:34,714 --> 00:36:37,412 ♪ The one that makes me scream," she said ♪ 986 00:36:37,499 --> 00:36:40,459 ♪ "The one that makes me laugh," she said ♪ 987 00:36:40,546 --> 00:36:43,940 ♪ And threw her arms around my neck ♪ 988 00:36:44,071 --> 00:36:46,465 ♪ "Show me how you do it 989 00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:48,467 ♪ "And I promise you 990 00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:52,688 ♪ "I promise that I'll run away with you ♪ 991 00:36:52,862 --> 00:36:56,431 ♪ I'll run away with you" 992 00:36:56,518 --> 00:37:00,043 ♪ You, soft and only 993 00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:02,872 ♪ You, lost and lonely 994 00:37:02,959 --> 00:37:06,311 ♪ You, strange as angels 995 00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:09,966 ♪ Dancing in the deepest oceans ♪ 996 00:37:10,053 --> 00:37:13,535 ♪ Twisting in the water, you're just like a dream ♪ 997 00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:18,018 ♪ 998 00:37:18,105 --> 00:37:21,456 ♪ You, soft and only 999 00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:24,459 ♪ You, lost and lonely 1000 00:37:24,633 --> 00:37:28,158 ♪ You, just like heaven 1001 00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:30,857 Oh-ho, it's his little license. 1002 00:37:31,031 --> 00:37:32,424 [chuckles] 1003 00:37:32,511 --> 00:37:33,816 And his cat-- 1004 00:37:33,990 --> 00:37:36,079 so cute. 1005 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:40,083 And his ID from the factory... 1006 00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:42,216 that I fired him from. 1007 00:37:44,479 --> 00:37:45,611 Oh, God. 1008 00:37:49,702 --> 00:37:52,313 [soft music] 1009 00:37:52,487 --> 00:37:54,707 ♪ 1010 00:37:54,881 --> 00:37:57,492 [sighs] 1011 00:37:57,623 --> 00:38:04,717 ♪ 1012 00:38:04,804 --> 00:38:06,066 [door opens] 1013 00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:14,727 [sports announcer speaking indistinctly on TV] 1014 00:38:14,814 --> 00:38:17,904 Yes! Goal! Dad, you see it? 1015 00:38:18,078 --> 00:38:19,122 Mm-hmm. 1016 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,037 What are you doing? 1017 00:38:21,168 --> 00:38:23,039 - Testimonial game now? - We got to talk. 1018 00:38:23,170 --> 00:38:26,129 All right, so I know that the divorce was hard on you, 1019 00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:27,653 and I don't want to make it harder. 1020 00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:31,091 So, tell me, do you want to go to England with your mom? 1021 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:34,921 Well... 1022 00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:37,837 the soccer program is really good. 1023 00:38:37,967 --> 00:38:39,099 Mm-hmm. 1024 00:38:39,273 --> 00:38:42,668 And... 1025 00:38:42,842 --> 00:38:46,019 it doesn't really seem like you have much time right now. 1026 00:38:46,193 --> 00:38:48,500 [chuckles] Yeah. 1027 00:38:48,587 --> 00:38:51,503 ♪ 1028 00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:52,852 Talk to me, Dad. 1029 00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:54,854 [chuckles] Okay. 1030 00:38:54,984 --> 00:38:57,944 What are you so afraid of? 1031 00:38:58,031 --> 00:38:59,206 What am I so afraid of? 1032 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:00,555 I... 1033 00:39:00,729 --> 00:39:03,341 [chuckles] 1034 00:39:03,515 --> 00:39:06,039 I'm afraid that we'll drift apart. 1035 00:39:06,213 --> 00:39:07,997 And that next you'll be in high school, 1036 00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:09,434 and then you'll graduate, 1037 00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:11,218 and then we'll only talk on Father's Day, 1038 00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:12,959 and it's all because you went to England for six months 1039 00:39:13,046 --> 00:39:15,875 when you were 13. 1040 00:39:16,005 --> 00:39:19,444 That's what I'm so afraid of. 1041 00:39:19,531 --> 00:39:21,533 You mean more to me than anything, Hen. 1042 00:39:21,707 --> 00:39:27,626 ♪ 1043 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,410 I'd be back for Swan Lake. 1044 00:39:29,584 --> 00:39:31,630 ♪ 1045 00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:33,196 I wouldn't miss it for anything. 1046 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,110 I know. 1047 00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:35,808 Thank you. I'd like that. 1048 00:39:35,982 --> 00:39:37,549 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1049 00:39:37,723 --> 00:39:41,683 ♪ 1050 00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:45,295 I love you, Dad. 1051 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:48,342 I know, I love you, too. Come here. 1052 00:39:48,429 --> 00:39:51,171 Thanks, babe. 1053 00:39:51,345 --> 00:39:58,134 ♪ 1054 00:39:58,265 --> 00:40:01,137 [imitating engine revving] 1055 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,619 Who was here last night? 1056 00:40:04,793 --> 00:40:08,057 - Reggie, but nothing happened. - I don't like him. 1057 00:40:08,231 --> 00:40:10,016 I don't want you falling for another unreliable man 1058 00:40:10,190 --> 00:40:12,061 who ultimately leaves you. 1059 00:40:12,235 --> 00:40:13,193 [sighs] Reggie's different, Mom. 1060 00:40:13,367 --> 00:40:15,587 He's a good guy. Plus, he likes me. 1061 00:40:15,717 --> 00:40:17,110 - Are you sure? - It doesn't matter. 1062 00:40:17,284 --> 00:40:18,633 - Because I like him. - [door opens] 1063 00:40:18,807 --> 00:40:21,462 - I might even love him. - Reggie! 1064 00:40:21,636 --> 00:40:23,508 Who wants a doughnut? 1065 00:40:23,638 --> 00:40:26,424 [dramatic jazz music] 1066 00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:27,947 ♪ 1067 00:40:28,077 --> 00:40:30,036 MONICA: Oh, God. 1068 00:40:30,123 --> 00:40:31,472 Is Neil here, too? 1069 00:40:31,646 --> 00:40:33,822 No, I paid him $20,000 1070 00:40:33,909 --> 00:40:36,651 to go to rehab and never contact me again. 1071 00:40:36,825 --> 00:40:38,871 You were right to try and warn me. 1072 00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:40,960 You think he'll go to rehab? 1073 00:40:41,090 --> 00:40:43,745 Well, he did post a photo from Hawaiian Airlines 1074 00:40:43,832 --> 00:40:47,880 saying, "Wheels up, Neil's up," so I'm guessing not. 1075 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:51,971 I'm sorry I missed your calls. 1076 00:40:52,101 --> 00:40:54,800 I am sorry I missed yours. 1077 00:40:57,759 --> 00:41:00,196 I know it was stupid, but... 1078 00:41:00,327 --> 00:41:03,069 [exhales sharply] 1079 00:41:03,156 --> 00:41:05,767 It felt so good to dance. 1080 00:41:05,898 --> 00:41:08,770 [soft music] 1081 00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:10,293 ♪ 1082 00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:13,558 They operated on my knee, Wayne. 1083 00:41:13,645 --> 00:41:15,298 The doctor said I might not be able 1084 00:41:15,385 --> 00:41:16,648 to dance or walk the same again. 1085 00:41:16,822 --> 00:41:19,651 ♪ 1086 00:41:19,738 --> 00:41:22,218 Last night I was reminded 1087 00:41:22,349 --> 00:41:24,873 that my relationship with Neil 1088 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,223 turned toxic a long time ago. 1089 00:41:27,310 --> 00:41:29,356 ♪ 1090 00:41:29,443 --> 00:41:31,489 Babe, I'm thinking maybe your relationship 1091 00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:34,404 with dancing ballet's turned toxic, too. 1092 00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:36,145 We both have some things we have 1093 00:41:36,232 --> 00:41:39,366 to let leave our lives for good. 1094 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:41,803 ♪ 1095 00:41:41,934 --> 00:41:44,980 The show's about a ballet, Wayne. 1096 00:41:45,154 --> 00:41:47,940 If we don't do ballet, then what do we do? 1097 00:41:48,027 --> 00:41:52,118 I don't know, but we'll figure it out... 1098 00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:54,120 together. 1099 00:41:54,207 --> 00:41:58,559 Because I need you. This show needs you. 1100 00:41:58,646 --> 00:42:01,780 And--and together, we'll, uh... 1101 00:42:01,954 --> 00:42:04,347 break free, eh? 1102 00:42:04,434 --> 00:42:07,525 ARIANA GRANDE: ♪ This is the part when... 1103 00:42:07,699 --> 00:42:10,484 Isn't this your song with Neil? [laughs] 1104 00:42:10,615 --> 00:42:13,269 He does not get Ariana Grande in the divorce! 1105 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,620 This song is mine now! 1106 00:42:15,707 --> 00:42:16,795 ARIANA GRANDE: ♪ I don't want ya 1107 00:42:16,969 --> 00:42:19,101 ♪ I'm stronger than I've been before ♪ 1108 00:42:19,275 --> 00:42:20,842 ♪ This is... 1109 00:42:20,973 --> 00:42:23,802 ♪ The part when I break free ♪ 1110 00:42:23,976 --> 00:42:26,718 BOTH: ♪ 'Cause I can't resist it no more ♪ 1111 00:42:26,805 --> 00:42:28,850 [laughs] 1112 00:42:28,981 --> 00:42:31,940 ♪ 1113 00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:34,856 Everybody, gather up! Come, come! 1114 00:42:34,987 --> 00:42:38,425 ARIANA GRANDE: ♪ I was under your spell, yeah ♪ 1115 00:42:38,512 --> 00:42:41,820 ♪ Like a deadly fever 1116 00:42:41,994 --> 00:42:44,997 Uh, it's not my birthday. 1117 00:42:45,084 --> 00:42:47,826 Thank you. 1118 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,001 So what do you think? 1119 00:42:49,088 --> 00:42:50,263 My favorite show of yours, Dad. 1120 00:42:50,437 --> 00:42:52,570 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1121 00:42:52,744 --> 00:42:55,007 See the pretty lady? 1122 00:42:55,094 --> 00:42:56,965 She's hiding something. 1123 00:42:57,052 --> 00:42:59,315 She is. Good eye, kid. 1124 00:42:59,446 --> 00:43:01,753 What are you gonna do? 1125 00:43:01,883 --> 00:43:06,758 ARIANA GRANDE: ♪ This is the part when I break free ♪ 1126 00:43:06,888 --> 00:43:09,412 ♪ 'Cause I can't resist it no more ♪ 1127 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:13,982 ♪ 1128 00:43:14,069 --> 00:43:15,462 That's simple. 1129 00:43:15,636 --> 00:43:16,942 We tell her secret to the man she loves. 1130 00:43:17,116 --> 00:43:19,771 ♪ 1131 00:43:19,821 --> 00:43:24,371 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 81640

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