All language subtitles for Roc s02e15 Second Time Around.eng

Hey, ladies and
gentlemen, I'm rocky carroll

and welcome to "roc live."

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Yeah. Yeah.

Alright.

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so to kick off the new year
we've got a brand new opening.

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And best of all it's
sung by en vogue.

That's right, folks,
the funky divas

are doing the new "roc" opening.

Alright? So now I
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Alright? Enjoy the show,
'cause here it comes.

[Theme music]

[Scatting]

♪ Baby

♪ there's a man

♪ with no future

♪ so it seems

♪ can't live out his dreams

♪ now he's struck
into thinkin' ♪

♪ he won't succeed

♪ and he can't believe

♪ live your life today

♪ oh yeah

♪ not for tomorrow

♪ oh oh oh

♪ live your life today

[Instrumental music]

♪ Oh baby now let's
get down tonight ♪♪

Mm-hmm. I sure hope
you're Mrs. Emerson.

'Cause if you're not, I'm
about to commit a crime tonight.

Fortunately I am Mrs. Emerson.

But don't let that
stop you baby.

Mm-hmm. Boy, this is sweet.

Pop and Joey both have
dates the same night you're off.

What will we do with ourselves?

I'm gonna tell you
what we gonna do.

Oh, yeah, baby.

- Oh! Hey!
- Well!

Oh, Joey, what you doing here?

What happened to
your date with Corinne?

Man, that woman
doesn't respect my privacy.

I got.. I know the feeling.

Listen, as soon as I got
there she start complainin'

about the fact that I don't
spend enough time with her.

I told her, I said,
hey, I got a job now.

Joey, I'm sure it's very
difficult squeezing Corinne

in-between your
work and your music.

Yeah, don't-don't forget
honey Thompson, too.

Hey, Joey, when are
you going to learn?

You can't keep bouncing
from woman to woman.

Yeah, sure I can. I just, I
just need a nap in-between.

Ah. Joey, look, it's time for
you to find someone special.

You know someone who's gonna
love you and take care of you.

Yeah. I see what you're-i
see what you're getting at.

I mean, look at you
two, what's it two weeks

before your eighth
anniversary you still acting like

you did on your wedding day.

Yeah. Our wedding
day was wonderful too.

Yeah. Our wedding night
wasn't too shabby either.

Oh, roc, stop.

Joey, I tell you one
thing I do regret though

getting married at city hall
and not having our family there

to share the joy with us.

Yeah, well, the
problem with family is

they always come hungry.

Oh, roc, stop.

Hey, you know
you can do it again.

You ever think about, you know
renewing your wedding vows?

[Door opens]

- 'Hey, pop.'
- Hey, pop, what you doin' here?

Well, Maggie and I got into a
fight about Michael Jackson.

She thinks it's okay if
he hired a little white boy

to play him in that commercial.

She say doesn't
make any difference

if you're black or white.

And I said, you wanna
be starting somethin'?

She said, beat it.

Oh, daddy. I'm sorry
to hear about that.

Well, if she calls and says,
I want you back. I'll be there.

What can I say? I'm bad.

- Hey, hey, pop, guess what?
- What?

Roc and Eleanor are
thinkin' about renewing

their wedding
vows in front of us.

Well, is there
gonna be any food?

Well, wait a minute,
Joey. Wait a minute.

Now I don't think
that's such a good idea.

I don't know,
roc, I like the idea.

Well, yeah, yeah, it's okay.
Yeah, you know, it's alright.

I mean, we could have a
nice little intimate ceremony.

- Right here at our own house.
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, I get to invite my sister
Ruth and her husband David.

Are you gonna
invite your mama too?

Of course.

Roc, you're not still upset
that mama told the family

you were a doctor, are you?

Oh, no. You know, I love
it, I love to get phone calls

from your cousin Wendell
when ever his rash flares up.

Roc, remember
when we got married

we wanted to write
some special vows

and we never got around to it.

Yeah, I remember that.

Now we gonna have
two whole weeks

to write some beautiful vows.

Yeah, how about that?

[Instrumental music]

♪ Ooh ooh ooh

so, you know I apologize
to Corinne, right.

So, I invited her here
to the ceremony tonight

'cause I wanted her to see,
you know, the kind of special

long lasting relationship
I want us to have, right?

And I don't know
why she dumped me.

So, I invited honey Thompson.

'Cause, you know, I wanted
her to see the kind of special

long lasting relationship
I-I want us to have.

Joey, did you invite anybody
that knows this family?

Yeah, I invited uncle Russell.

Now why'd you go and
do a fool thing like that?

Come on, pop. Now,
that's your brother.

Well, he probably
won't even come.

- Hey, Joey.
- Yeah.

I just finished my wedding vows.

- Alright.
- How does this sound?

Ah, "Eleanor, this
is the time of year

"when I have my most
special thoughts of you

"the one I love.

"I wish you warmth, happiness,

peace and good will."

Now, that was on that
Christmas card I gave you.

- Joey.
- 'Yeah.'

did you remember to
pickup the refreshments?

I sure did. I picked up three
jumbo bags of potato chips.

Potato chips?

Joey! We invited a lot
of people here today.

People we care about.

I think we can afford
to serve our guests

somethin' a little
classier than potato chips.

Well, wait a minute, Eleanor.

I don't see nothing wrong
with serving potato chips.

Roc, this is a very special day.

And if anything happens
to ruin this very special day

I'm not sure what kind
of mood I'm gonna be in

on this very special night.

Uh, Joey, we gonna be
needing something more

than those potato chips.

Alright. Here you are.

Well, I'm gonna need
something more than this dollar.

I'll put some my
own money with it.

Well, if we gonna
be gettin' classy here

I'd better break
out the champale.

Oh, oh, hey, hey,
look who is here.

- Hi, Joey.
- Oh, it's David and Ruth.

- Hey, David, how you doin'?
- Baby sis!

- Oh, I'm so happy.
- Hey, sweetheart.

You and David could make it.

Say I'm kinda hungry,
you got anything to eat?

- No.
- In the kitchen, David.

Yeah, well, let the
feeding frenzy begin.

- Oh!
- Eight years?

Oh, you two must be very happy.

Oh, baby sis, we really are,
we're happy as you and David.

Oh, right.

What's wrong?

Girl, David and I fought
in car all the way here.

Oh, honey.

We've been arguing a lot lately.

Seems like the only way
we communicate anymore

is by yelling at each other.

- Oh.
- Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Well, actually, roc, I was
kinda hoping you'd talk to him.

I'm really sorry to hear that.

Oh, come on, roc,
please. Please.

Now, look, David's a lawyer.

I don't know how
to talk to a lawyer.

I'm used to talkin' out of
the middle of my mouth.

Now, roc.

Remember, we don't want
anything to ruin this beautiful day.

Just talk to him, okay?

Come on, Ruth, I wanna
show you somethin' up stairs.

[Ruth] Yeah.

So, how was your trip?

[Scoffs] Same as any trip is

when you gotta mongoose
wrapped around your neck.

I mean, why is it
women cannot trust us

to get them from one
destination to the next

without stoppin' to ask
for directions 37 times?

I mean, if they see the exit
comin' wouldn't it be wiser

to say somethin'
before you pass the exit?

- Yeah. I guess so. But..
- Hey, hey, hey.

- So, David, how is life, man?
- I'm married.

Oh, come on,
David. Come off that.

Now, roc, didn't you and Eleanor

have-have some
kind of big blow out?

Well, sure all couples fight.

Fightin' isn't so bad, you
know? Oh, come on, now.

Because when the fighting's
over the makin' up begins.

Yeah, and if you get her to
believe that she won the fight

you could be
makin' up all night.

Oh, yeah. After our argument
about Michael Jackson

Maggie and I
had a real thriller.

[Laughing]

Wow. You know, I never
looked at it quite like that.

Hey, look, when we make
up, Eleanor has this little ritual

she breaks out the satin sheets

puts on some Barry
white records, oh, baby.

Dabs on some shalimar and then..

The coup de grace.

The Teddy.

[David] 'Uh-oh! The Teddy.'

[laughing]

And then, and then..

And then I say, come here you..

[Eleanor clears throat]

See, what you got, you
gotta learn to have respect

for one another, see?

How you doing,
baby, how are you?

Hey, baby, can I see you
in the kitchen for a minute?

I smell a big fight coming.
You a lucky man, roc.

So, what all did you say to him?

Well, you-you know me,
Eleanor.. You know me.

- I-I just talk. You know.
- Yeah, I know.

I heard what you
were talkin' about.

You were telling all those
men about our sex life.

Oh, I-I didn't actually
get to the sex part.

Roc! What is wrong with you?

I don't want Davis and Joey
and daddy thinkin' about me

in that way, like
I'm a sex object.

Well, t-they're not thinkin'
about you in that way.

You know what I mean? They're
not thinkin' about you at all.

Hey, Teddy.

Well, you know, i-i-i..

See, I was tellin',
you know, um, ah..

You know, you asked
me to talk to him and-and..

- Not about me, roc!
- I-I-I.. The thing..

I swear, if there weren't
so many people comin'

here today I would
go on upstairs

lock the door and
leave you on the sofa.

Oh, no, Eleanor, not the
sofa. Baby, come on now.

Why you don't have to be lonely.

You'll have my Teddy
to keep you company.

- Guess, who? Mmm.
- Mama.

Oh, baby, I can't wait to see

you and roc renew
your wedding vows.

- Oh, and roc..
- Hm-mm.

Um, even though
you're a trash collector

I know you gonna say something
real sweet to my daughter today.

Don't disappoint me
here. Okay? Alright.

Come on, baby. Are you
gonna wear that dress I sent you?

Oh, you-you having fun up there?

[Instrumental music]

[Male narrator] There's more
"roc live" after these messages.

[Instrumental music]

You know, honey, I'm so glad
you came tonight. You know.

[Doorbell dings]

Argh! Excuse me. I'll
be right back, okay?

Hold that pose, hold that pose.

Hey, I didn't know
you settled up here.

- Hey, uncle Russell.
- Joey. Joey.

- Hey, hey. Good seein' you.
- Hey. Welcome.

- I knew you'd make it.
- Alright.

Oh, you must be
Andrew's brother, the writer.

- Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
- So, nice to meet you at last.

Uh, uncle Russell, this
is roc's mother-in-law.

- This is Margaret.
- Oh, Margaret.

- Yes. I've heard a lot.
- How do you do?

- It's a pleasure to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

- Andrew, Andrew. How you doin'?
- Oh, Russell.

It's been a long time.

Well, I'm really happy
that you could make it.

Well, not only that I make
it, I brought Chris with me.

Ah-huh. Handsome man
like you, I should have known.

Chris must be your..

- That's right. That's right.
- Oh, my!

Oh. Here he is now. Hi, hon.

Hon?

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

You know, this living room

brings back a lot
of memories for me.

You know, Russell
and I, we tied the knot

right over there by that sofa.

I gotta go get some more chips.

Well, Eleanor's
upstairs getting dressed

and roc went to pickup his
suit from the dry cleaners

so there's still a slight chance

that you haven't
ruined this day.

Oh, come on, baby.
I'm-I'm really sorry. I am.

Okay, look. You're-you're
right, I'm wrong.

Let's make up.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Say, tell me, what do you have
at home, in the way of lingerie?

[Doorbell dings]

[Joey] 'Excuse
me, be right back.'

everybody, everybody
enjoying themselves?

That's my uncle Chris?

And this is... Corinne.

Uh, hey. Baby, uh..

Wow. I'm glad you can make it.

Now everybody in the
world that I care about

is in this same room.

"Eleanor you're
the light of my life

"you give me hope to carry on.

- ' "With love I feel.." '
- Roc, what you doin'?

You still workin' on your vows?

Yeah, but I don't know why.
The way Eleanor is feelin'

right now, I may
not get the samp.

- Yeah? Oh, lord. Crazy George.
- Oh, man.

Get away, George. Get
away, go ahead. Oh, man!

I got him. I got him. I got him.

- Whoa! How you doin'?
- Okay.

Assalamu alaikum, my brother.

Walaikum assalam, brother.

I just saw a..

Uh, look, since you've been
such a great job as a landlord

me and my grandmother
got you this gift, you know.

You know, since this is
your wedding day and all.

Yeah. Well, George, George, look

we're not gettin'
married, right?

Eleanor and I are
renewing our wedding vows.

Oh. Alright, well..

Can I keep the gift in, I mean.

You know, I don't
know what's in it.

Might be, you know, a race
track or a real car. Something like..

Alright, calm down.
Calm-calm down, George.

Calm down. Calm down.

- Uh, I just wanna open it.
- 'Go ahead.'

oh, would you look at this.

A pot holder.

A dirty pot holder.

Well, since everything
you have is used

we thought we'd use it first.

You know, I... I got
this stain when...

I don't wanna know where
you got that stain, George.

Just-just take the pot
holder home now now, now.

Well, thank you for the
gift. You shouldn't have.

Ah, anyway, by the way

the reverend told
me to give you this.

- Alright. Y-Yeah, yeah.
- Congratulation.

- George, okay. Alright.
- Alright.

- Okay. Okay.
- Assalamu alaikum.

- Stay strong, brother.
- 'Okay.'

al-alright, George.

Joey, put a double
lock on that gate.

- You got it.
- Oh, man!

Reverend Adams can't make
it. He's-he's got laryngitis.

- Oh, man.
- What next?

Listen, roc,
just-just go upstairs

and smooth things
over with Eleanor.

I'll make sure you take
those wedding vows again

if it's the last thing I do.

- Alright, Joey, thanks.
- Alright. Oh, boy.

- Hello, roc.
- Hey, mom.

I was just upstairs
talkin' to Eleanor.

- Now, Margaret, I can explain.
- No, roc. Roc.

She is really lookin'
forward to today.

And, uh, I know you don't
have to have me say this, roc

but, uh, you have my blessings.

[Laughing]

Well, thanks, mom.

But, then again, what
other choice do I have, huh?

Okay, everybody. Lookin'
great. Everybody cool?

Alright, you enjoyin'
yourselves. Good, good, goo.

- Hello, Joey.
- Hey, Margaret.

- I met your girlfriend. Yeah.
- Yeah? Yeah.

Well.. Well, Corinne's
very special to me.

Corinne? I thought
your girlfriend was honey.

What? Margaret,
you are my girl-friend

as all women are all girls,
are my girl-friends and..

- Girl, I gotta go. Excuse me.
- Uh-huh.

[Door opens]

Hey, I see you dressed, huh?

- Mm-hmm.
- Hmm.

- You still mad at me?
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, just checkin'.

Um... we still gonna go
through with this, right?

Roc, there's family and
friends downstairs right now

waitin' to share in the joy
of our lovin' relationship.

In other words, we
gotta show in ten minutes.

Oh, okay, well, uh, you
know, um... Break a leg.

I'm gonna go over here.

[Humming]

[Giggling]

- Yes, I'm bad.
- Andrew.

Ah, I'd like to chat

but I can't keep
my guest waiting.

Uh, Andrew, look
why you avoiding me?

I thought we were beyond
this whole gay thing.

Oh, I don't care
about your being gay.

But how come you
don't call me anymore?

- I call you.
- Huh.

When you got divorced, you
used to call me every Sunday.

That is until you found
yourself a new wife, uh, hus..

White boy.

Andrew, what is that
you want me to say?

You know, I call you when I can.

But, listen, I-I
gotta full life also.

Oh, yeah, I know. And
I used to be a part of it.

Uh, hey, pop, uncle
Russell, we're about to start.

Alright. Alright. Okay, folks,
we're gettin' ready to start.

- Right. Ready.
- Yeah. You ready?

Got your thing? Okay, alright.

- Are we ready?
- Yeah, ready.

[Clears throat]

Ready?

He's not a preacher.

Well, preacher, judge,
lawyer, roc, he's got on a suit.

Family and friends
of roc and Eleanor.

We are gather here
today to celebrate

the love and promise
of commitment

this couple has
made to one another.

Now, the bride and
groom have some

specially prepared words
they'd like us to hear.

Roc.

Uh.. Alright, e-Eleanor, um..

When I asked you to marry me, I
was sure you were gonna say no

you know, and, and everyday
up until our wedding day I thought

well, today is the day she's
changes her mind about me.

Well, you know, but you didn't.

No matter how many stupid
things I've, you know, said and done.

But since we're
gonna be spending

the rest of our lives together.

I... I like to
apologize in advance.

You know, for every, you
know, stupid thing, uh..

I will say and do, and, uh..

Trust me there's, you know,
there's-there's gonna be some.

Uh.. But there's, um,
th-there's one thing I like to say

that's not stupid.

I've had eight...
Wonderful years with you.

And I'm looking
forward to 80 more.

I love you, baby!

Eleanor..

You're the greatest.

I love you too, roc baby.

[All applauding]

Look, Russell,
you have your life

and I'm happy for you.

Andrew, we'll talk
about that on Sunday.

When I call you. Alright?

[Both laughing]

- Oh, baby. Mm-hmm.
- Hey, are we makin' up?

Hey, you think
anybody'll miss us?

Who cares?

Look here, no,
no. Really, ladies.

We can-we can
work this out. Okay?

I mean, we just saw a
nice, we saw a nice cer..

Where y'all goin'?
Where you goin'?

You-you wanna go to
a movie or somethin'?

Wait, you-you need a ride?

[Door closes]

[Instrumental music]

[Male narrator] Don't go away,
"roc live" will be right back.

[Door opens]

[Both laughing]

Say everybody had
a good time after all.

Mm-hmm. There's
only one thing wrong.

- What?
- I never got to hear your vows.

Oh, come here I'll whisper
'em to you in your ear.

You know, that's
a good you didn't

say that in front
of your mother.

Oh, yeah. What you gonna
do about it, huh? Yeah!

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