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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,140 --> 00:00:01,493 RHIAN: Previously on "Moonshine." 2 00:00:01,517 --> 00:00:04,050 The Moonshine is mine. 43 percent mine. 3 00:00:04,190 --> 00:00:05,774 You lost your right to this place when you left. 4 00:00:05,798 --> 00:00:08,120 Maybe you and Rhian should just have it out, 5 00:00:08,260 --> 00:00:10,020 - once and for all. - (FIGHTING GRUNT) 6 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:11,859 Finley-Cullens are going down. You know where to find me at. 7 00:00:11,860 --> 00:00:13,930 - Is it serious? Oh! - Married. 8 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,660 I'm sleeping with your husband. 9 00:00:15,670 --> 00:00:17,470 This is all your fault. 10 00:00:17,530 --> 00:00:19,200 - (GOAT CHOMPS FINGER) - Whaaaa! 11 00:00:21,370 --> 00:00:24,539 ??? 12 00:00:24,540 --> 00:00:27,140 (WAVES LAP) 13 00:00:29,210 --> 00:00:31,680 RHIAN: ? Do-do-do-do-do ? 14 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,550 (SINGING HAPPILY) Ah! 15 00:00:34,820 --> 00:00:36,680 (PAN CLATTERS) 16 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:41,019 (PLATES CLANG) 17 00:00:41,020 --> 00:00:43,790 Whoops, can't forget the syrup! 18 00:00:45,830 --> 00:00:47,230 (PLATES THUD LIGHTLY) 19 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,070 - (FRIDGE DOOR SLAMS) - You okay? 20 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,900 Why wouldn't I be? 21 00:00:52,940 --> 00:00:55,169 Well, we haven't talked about... 22 00:00:55,170 --> 00:00:57,640 What? Lidia prison raping my future, 23 00:00:57,770 --> 00:01:00,409 Or the psycho goat that ate my finger? 24 00:01:00,410 --> 00:01:02,180 Or that you've been banging my sister, 25 00:01:02,310 --> 00:01:04,450 Like a pop machine that stole your toonie? 26 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:07,449 It's just that, I've been reading up on our situation. 27 00:01:07,450 --> 00:01:09,380 "Affair, don't despair", 28 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,950 Has a list of do's and don'ts 29 00:01:11,990 --> 00:01:14,720 For an amicable dissolution of a marriage. 30 00:01:14,860 --> 00:01:17,059 Oh, Ter, there's no do's or don't-do's. 31 00:01:17,060 --> 00:01:19,030 We're done. 32 00:01:19,060 --> 00:01:21,060 Done, like we're, we're done. 33 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:23,560 Like dinner. I mean, breakfast. 34 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,630 Oops! Wrong plate. (PLATES CLATTER) 35 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:30,340 I should go. 36 00:01:30,410 --> 00:01:33,810 Septic truck was stolen off of route 3. 37 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,740 What kind of sicko jacks a septic truck? 38 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:38,380 I'll pack this up for you. 39 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,749 (FOOTSTEPS THUD) 40 00:01:40,750 --> 00:01:43,750 ??? 41 00:01:43,790 --> 00:01:45,219 Have a good day. 42 00:01:45,220 --> 00:01:47,820 Happiness is a choice. 43 00:01:47,860 --> 00:01:49,560 (FOOTSTEPS THUD) 44 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:53,900 (DOOR CREAKS CLOSED) 45 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:57,770 (LID RATTLES, COFFEE SPLASHES) 46 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:03,500 (GRAVEL CRUNCHES UNDERFOOT) 47 00:02:03,570 --> 00:02:05,440 (RAPPING ON WINDOW, KEYS THUD) 48 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:12,380 (KEYS JINGLE) 49 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,820 (DOOR CREAKS, SEWAGE SPLOSHES) 50 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,590 (GROSSED OUT) Ahhhh! 51 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,460 (COUGHING) 52 00:02:22,530 --> 00:02:24,930 ??? 53 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,260 (GAGGING) 54 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:32,399 ? It's my life, it's my life ? 55 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:35,199 ? It's my life, my life ? 56 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,410 ? It's my life, it's my life ? 57 00:02:37,470 --> 00:02:39,740 ? It's my life, my life ? 58 00:02:42,350 --> 00:02:45,480 LIDIA: Okay, Moonshine 2.0. 59 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:47,880 I've laid out a three-tiered plan. 60 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:51,820 Step one, maintenance, update, and refresh. 61 00:02:51,890 --> 00:02:53,920 Sounds like a spa date for grandma. 62 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:57,160 - (SQUEALS) - STEP TWO: Marketing. 63 00:02:57,190 --> 00:02:59,330 Now, word of mouth is our bread and butter, 64 00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:01,600 - But we need more. - Maybe we can take it online. 65 00:03:01,730 --> 00:03:04,099 Oh, sure, let the campers see what they're not getting, 66 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:06,370 Instead of complaining when they get here. 67 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,570 See, we can design a digital strategy 68 00:03:08,610 --> 00:03:11,309 to help build brand recognition revenue 69 00:03:11,310 --> 00:03:14,879 so we can eventually afford... Step three! 70 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,780 (GIGGLES HAPPILY, SIGHS) 71 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:21,350 So, what do you think? 72 00:03:21,380 --> 00:03:23,280 It's really somethin'. 73 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:25,320 Yeah. You said it. 74 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,459 I get it, I get it. 75 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:31,860 You're thinking, how are we gonna pay 76 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:33,530 for this grand project? 77 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,130 We aren't paying. The bank is. 78 00:03:36,270 --> 00:03:38,069 You spoke to the bank about this? 79 00:03:38,070 --> 00:03:39,730 Yeah, I'm meeting the manager today. 80 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,440 If we use our combined revenue to secure 81 00:03:41,570 --> 00:03:43,339 a small business loan for phase one, 82 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:45,040 And then, after the increased revenue, 83 00:03:45,110 --> 00:03:47,540 we finance a world-class build. 84 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,579 Does Foxton do world-class? 85 00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:53,550 Best part? You don't have to do a thing. 86 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:55,749 I will handle it all. 87 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:58,090 (SEAGULLS CRY IN THE DISTANCE) 88 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,690 Except... 89 00:03:59,820 --> 00:04:02,890 - Spit it out. - Rhian. (CLEARS HER THROAT) 90 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,560 I'm just uh, I'm just uh... 91 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:07,560 Oh, good lord. You're scared of Rhian. 92 00:04:07,630 --> 00:04:09,300 Everybody's scared of Rhian. 93 00:04:09,430 --> 00:04:11,369 No! No, not me. 94 00:04:11,370 --> 00:04:13,170 No, we're in a great place, yeah. 95 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:16,100 She's just adjusting to me... being here. 96 00:04:17,210 --> 00:04:19,810 She wants me gone. Permanently. 97 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,250 You know what? Forget it. 98 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:27,280 This is so silly. We're adults, 99 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,350 We will work this out ourselves. 100 00:04:29,490 --> 00:04:31,120 (BOOK RUSTLES) 101 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:33,350 All under control. 102 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:35,920 (HAPPY EXHALE) 103 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:38,259 (RECEDING FOOTSTEPS THUD) 104 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:40,330 Well, that was pretty impressive. 105 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:43,460 - (FOOTSTEPS THUD) - (SCOFFS) 106 00:04:43,530 --> 00:04:45,830 But it-it's nice she's taking an interest. 107 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:50,610 Look, I just don't want Lidia 108 00:04:50,740 --> 00:04:53,210 Getting all fired up about this. 109 00:04:53,340 --> 00:04:55,710 We both know she can't go to the bank. 110 00:04:57,010 --> 00:04:59,680 Good lord! As if. 111 00:04:59,750 --> 00:05:01,950 - And Rhian? - Oh, she'll be fine. 112 00:05:02,090 --> 00:05:04,020 Just like when she was a baby... 113 00:05:04,050 --> 00:05:06,150 - (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) - colicky. 114 00:05:06,190 --> 00:05:07,420 (DOOR SLAMS) 115 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:11,160 So, you're saying I'm right about the Moonshine 116 00:05:11,190 --> 00:05:13,360 being a cover for a smuggling operation. 117 00:05:13,430 --> 00:05:15,630 Listen, I got an anonymous tip 118 00:05:15,770 --> 00:05:17,429 that might corroborate the idea 119 00:05:17,430 --> 00:05:19,499 That there's been smuggling in the area, Colin. 120 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:22,040 If you're right, emphasis on 'if, ' 121 00:05:22,070 --> 00:05:23,916 then maybe we can get out of this hell-hole department 122 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:26,040 by bringing the big case on our own. 123 00:05:26,110 --> 00:05:28,710 Right, well, while we're discussing protocol, 124 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:30,710 hypothetically speaking, of course, 125 00:05:30,780 --> 00:05:32,756 w-what are the ethics of having a romantic relationship 126 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:34,250 with a suspect? 127 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:35,849 What's-her-name with nine fingers? 128 00:05:35,850 --> 00:05:38,190 Colin, do not stick your dick in crazy. 129 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:40,789 What? No, god, no. I was just wondering. 130 00:05:40,790 --> 00:05:42,660 It's a no-no. It mucks up the case. 131 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:44,859 - How so? - (SCOFFS) 132 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:46,929 Well, say someone were to acquaint themselves 133 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:48,600 doggy-style to a perp they pick up at some 134 00:05:48,670 --> 00:05:50,530 third-rate tiki bar in Niagara Falls? 135 00:05:50,570 --> 00:05:53,069 Now, the guy might claim entrapment. 136 00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:55,400 Sure, you vow never to do it again. 137 00:05:55,470 --> 00:05:57,410 Next thing you know, 138 00:05:57,540 --> 00:06:00,140 you are balls deep in a pile of Bolivian happy powder 139 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:03,610 While some Calgary rodeo clown gets what's good. 140 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:07,680 So, to summarize? 141 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:09,619 Pro tip, rookie: Don't do it. 142 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,150 Big mistake. 143 00:06:11,290 --> 00:06:14,090 Big, glorious, 144 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,890 multi-orgasm mistake. 145 00:06:16,930 --> 00:06:18,590 Got it. 146 00:06:20,230 --> 00:06:22,100 ("RUN TO YOU" BY BRYAN ADAMS PLAYS) 147 00:06:22,130 --> 00:06:23,900 ? 'Cause when the feeling's right ? 148 00:06:23,970 --> 00:06:25,930 ? I'm gonna run all night ? 149 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:27,770 ? I'm gonna run to you ? 150 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:34,164 Okay, so, I talked to the landlord about the apartment 151 00:06:34,165 --> 00:06:36,025 and also about his pit bull, Clara. 152 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:38,171 She was weaned too soon, so the place smells like pee now, 153 00:06:38,195 --> 00:06:40,165 but that is okay because he said he'd knock 154 00:06:40,235 --> 00:06:42,341 A few bucks off the security deposit, which is awesome 155 00:06:42,365 --> 00:06:45,505 because it means... The place is ours! 156 00:06:45,545 --> 00:06:47,975 As soon as pony up! Ah, ha! 157 00:06:49,315 --> 00:06:52,475 Oh, my god, Ryan, come on! We need to figure this out! 158 00:06:53,585 --> 00:06:55,044 Listen, listen, okay. 159 00:06:55,045 --> 00:06:57,715 I know that you're not, like, one of those guys, 160 00:06:57,785 --> 00:07:00,115 you know, with drivers' licences, 161 00:07:00,155 --> 00:07:01,855 And suits, 162 00:07:01,925 --> 00:07:03,985 And bank jobs, and names like Barry. 163 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:05,825 No, I unclog toilets all week. 164 00:07:05,965 --> 00:07:08,195 Yeah, like a boss, you do! 165 00:07:08,225 --> 00:07:10,395 You are great at that! 166 00:07:10,535 --> 00:07:13,265 But we have to find ways other than just plumbing 167 00:07:13,405 --> 00:07:15,535 and sweeping, to monetize 168 00:07:15,575 --> 00:07:17,665 And reach our full potential. 169 00:07:17,735 --> 00:07:20,335 Remember that asshole, Johnny D.? 170 00:07:20,375 --> 00:07:22,875 Yeah, he had cornrows at prom, right? 171 00:07:22,945 --> 00:07:25,615 Yeah. He thought he was cool as shit. 172 00:07:25,685 --> 00:07:28,085 Everybody thought he was a loser. 173 00:07:29,685 --> 00:07:31,715 Losers don't know they're losers. 174 00:07:31,855 --> 00:07:34,385 That's how come they keep being losers. 175 00:07:36,695 --> 00:07:38,195 What if I'm... 176 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:42,064 Baby, will you still love me 177 00:07:42,065 --> 00:07:44,194 if we didn't get that apartment? 178 00:07:44,195 --> 00:07:50,535 ??? 179 00:07:50,575 --> 00:07:52,505 Now, that's not gonna happen. 180 00:07:53,645 --> 00:07:55,575 It's not gonna happen. My vision board says so. 181 00:07:58,115 --> 00:08:00,175 My vision board says so! 182 00:08:00,215 --> 00:08:02,315 (DOOR SHUTS, LIGHTER CLANGS) 183 00:08:05,315 --> 00:08:07,115 ("RUN TO YOU" BY BRYAN ADAMS PLAYS) 184 00:08:07,125 --> 00:08:09,185 (LIGHT SNORING) 185 00:08:09,225 --> 00:08:10,924 - (RAPPING ON WINDOW) - (GASPS) oh! 186 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:12,695 ? Oh, I'm gonna run to you ? 187 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:14,724 You have two minutes and six seconds 188 00:08:14,725 --> 00:08:17,625 before Bryan Adams stops whining. What's up? 189 00:08:17,635 --> 00:08:19,195 We need to talk. 190 00:08:19,235 --> 00:08:21,165 Oh, it is too early for vague, Lidia. 191 00:08:21,235 --> 00:08:22,935 The situation with Terry. Rhian... 192 00:08:23,005 --> 00:08:25,205 No. No way, this conversation is not happening. 193 00:08:25,335 --> 00:08:27,275 My situation, I've got it under control. 194 00:08:27,345 --> 00:08:29,045 - It will blow over. - I don't... 195 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:31,321 Also, don't pretend you're here out of sisterly concern. 196 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:33,815 (SIGHS) I came here out of self-preservation, okay? 197 00:08:33,945 --> 00:08:35,415 - Okay. - You know when Rhian used 198 00:08:35,445 --> 00:08:36,945 to freak out when we were younger? 199 00:08:37,085 --> 00:08:38,884 You mean, like, set fire to the ice castle 200 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:40,331 at winter formal because someone wore 201 00:08:40,355 --> 00:08:43,025 the same bubble dress as her? What's your point? 202 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:45,024 I pitched the Moonshine reboot, 203 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,894 and mom and dad didn't shut me down. 204 00:08:46,895 --> 00:08:48,795 Oh, you're the ice castle. 205 00:08:48,925 --> 00:08:50,894 When Rhian finds out about my plans... 206 00:08:50,895 --> 00:08:52,434 Hmm, you're being paranoid. 207 00:08:52,435 --> 00:08:55,104 - She's on the warpath. - Relax. 208 00:08:55,105 --> 00:08:58,304 I am the adultery canary in a vengeance coalmine. 209 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:01,035 And until she comes for my ass, you are in the clear! 210 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:03,505 - Hey? Problem solved. - Mm-hmm. 211 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,375 ? And I'm gonna run to you ? 212 00:09:07,515 --> 00:09:09,685 - What? - (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 213 00:09:12,655 --> 00:09:14,384 What? 214 00:09:14,385 --> 00:09:21,924 ??? 215 00:09:21,925 --> 00:09:23,925 Winter is coming. 216 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:31,405 (CAR RUMBLES, HONKS) 217 00:09:31,435 --> 00:09:34,204 Curse your shitty, domestic car! 218 00:09:34,205 --> 00:09:36,375 ? Wanna do whatever, yeah ? 219 00:09:37,415 --> 00:09:39,875 ? Lemme get high, lemme get low ? 220 00:09:39,945 --> 00:09:42,345 ? Take my time to put on a show ? 221 00:09:42,355 --> 00:09:45,385 ? I'm lovin' you undercover ? 222 00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:48,085 Need a lift? 223 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,055 No, you don't even have a CD player. 224 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:52,254 - Got a tape deck. - You have a time machine 225 00:09:52,255 --> 00:09:53,935 so I can go back to whenever tapes existed? 226 00:09:54,025 --> 00:09:56,495 Hey, don't disrespect Beulah. She's seen some miles. 227 00:09:56,635 --> 00:09:58,734 I drove her up here from LA in '82. 228 00:09:58,735 --> 00:10:00,935 - 1882? - Jump in, girl, 229 00:10:00,965 --> 00:10:02,535 Your mom wants you home. 230 00:10:02,605 --> 00:10:04,835 Dumpy campground isn't my home. 231 00:10:04,975 --> 00:10:06,651 Come on, Bruce, just tell her you never saw me. 232 00:10:06,675 --> 00:10:08,975 - 50 bucks. - Huh, she paid me $75. 233 00:10:09,105 --> 00:10:10,845 (EXASPERATED EXHALE) 234 00:10:10,975 --> 00:10:13,375 ? I've seen men suffer ? 235 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,585 (TIRES SQUEAL) 236 00:10:16,715 --> 00:10:19,315 ? Concocting potion ? 237 00:10:19,455 --> 00:10:21,425 ? with a devil's dance ? 238 00:10:22,725 --> 00:10:24,825 (PAPERS RUSTLE) 239 00:10:27,665 --> 00:10:29,095 (SIGHS) 240 00:10:31,135 --> 00:10:36,735 ??? 241 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:38,875 (ITEMS CLATTER) 242 00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:42,975 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 243 00:10:44,675 --> 00:10:46,345 - Big date? - (DOOR CLOSES) 244 00:10:46,485 --> 00:10:47,915 Hmm? 245 00:10:48,045 --> 00:10:49,861 You know you're only wearing one shoe, right? 246 00:10:49,885 --> 00:10:51,684 Oh, bank meeting. 247 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,415 Apparently, in addition to my missing shoe, 248 00:10:53,455 --> 00:10:55,355 I also need proof I own shares in this place. 249 00:10:55,485 --> 00:10:57,055 We have Felicia's will. 250 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:58,955 Turns out, she could've willed me 251 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:00,871 a fireman with an eight-pack. Doesn't mean he exists. 252 00:11:00,895 --> 00:11:02,541 I need a copy of a shareholder's agreement, 253 00:11:02,565 --> 00:11:04,935 - A deed, something. - Have you asked mom and dad? 254 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,465 No way. 255 00:11:06,605 --> 00:11:08,165 Told them you had things under control 256 00:11:08,305 --> 00:11:10,105 And don't want to admit you don't? 257 00:11:10,135 --> 00:11:13,705 - Or Rhian wants you dead. - She's out for blood, 258 00:11:13,775 --> 00:11:15,605 and I'm afraid I'm next. 259 00:11:15,745 --> 00:11:17,915 - (SCOFFS) is that... - Hm? 260 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:21,945 (GASPS) my shoe! 261 00:11:23,185 --> 00:11:25,715 Handcrafted in Milan. 262 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,885 Worth more than a human child. 263 00:11:27,925 --> 00:11:29,155 Huh. 264 00:11:30,255 --> 00:11:32,155 - (GRAVEL CRUNCHES) - (ENGINE CUTS OUT) 265 00:11:35,265 --> 00:11:38,565 Ugh! Is that shit? 266 00:11:38,635 --> 00:11:40,164 I've been thinking sewage. 267 00:11:40,165 --> 00:11:42,404 Stops me from puking in my mask. 268 00:11:42,405 --> 00:11:45,275 Well, Rhian got me, too. Graffitied a King-Kong-sized 269 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:48,075 - Vagina at the station, so... - I'm pretty sure King Kong 270 00:11:48,205 --> 00:11:50,005 was the dude with a thing for blondes. 271 00:11:50,145 --> 00:11:51,745 As much as I'd love to sit here 272 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:53,875 and discuss fictional primate genitalia, 273 00:11:53,915 --> 00:11:55,484 I'm gonna need ya to sack up 274 00:11:55,485 --> 00:11:57,084 and go and arrest your wife, Terry. 275 00:11:57,085 --> 00:11:59,061 - Rhian's going through a lot. - Yeah, I know. I get it. 276 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:01,485 She's hurt, and angry. 277 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:03,424 Doesn't excuse the fact that she has become 278 00:12:03,425 --> 00:12:05,625 a one-woman terrorist organization. 279 00:12:05,755 --> 00:12:07,155 It's gonna take her awhile 280 00:12:07,165 --> 00:12:09,095 to come to terms with our relationship, okay. 281 00:12:09,165 --> 00:12:12,165 We don't have a relationship. We have sex. 282 00:12:12,195 --> 00:12:14,365 Nora, things are out in the open now. 283 00:12:14,405 --> 00:12:16,535 We can be together. 284 00:12:16,675 --> 00:12:19,275 - Dating, boyfriend, girlfriend. - Uh... 285 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,105 - You've heard of that, right? - Terry, no, we're not, 286 00:12:22,245 --> 00:12:24,575 this is, we're not dating, okay. 287 00:12:24,615 --> 00:12:27,315 We're not going steady. I don't want you to ask me to the dance. 288 00:12:27,445 --> 00:12:30,185 This whole thing was a mistake. 289 00:12:30,215 --> 00:12:32,515 - You wanna break up? - We're not breaking up, 290 00:12:32,525 --> 00:12:34,185 because there's nothing to break. 291 00:12:34,225 --> 00:12:36,055 You can't end something that never started. 292 00:12:36,095 --> 00:12:38,795 Okay, okay. Then this is our start. 293 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,655 Wednesday, 11:06 A.M.. 294 00:12:42,725 --> 00:12:44,595 You and me are now us. 295 00:12:44,665 --> 00:12:46,935 Here, now, 296 00:12:47,005 --> 00:12:48,905 And hopefully, forever. 297 00:12:50,135 --> 00:12:52,005 Oh god. I gotta go. 298 00:12:52,035 --> 00:12:54,105 (ENGINE STARTS, GRAVEL CRUNCHES) 299 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,905 - (PASSING CAR HORN BLARES) - (TIRES SCREECH) 300 00:12:57,915 --> 00:12:59,675 Asshole! 301 00:12:59,715 --> 00:13:01,745 (SHARP EXHALES) 302 00:13:02,685 --> 00:13:04,814 Oh, good! Good, good, good. I need to talk to you. 303 00:13:04,815 --> 00:13:07,285 Same! Wow, Finley-Cullen voodoo. 304 00:13:07,425 --> 00:13:09,054 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Ha! 305 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,625 Speaking of, has Rhian said anything to you lately? 306 00:13:11,695 --> 00:13:14,955 Yeah, she called me stupid. Twice. Today. 307 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,165 You don't recover from some hurts. 308 00:13:17,295 --> 00:13:19,495 Uh, about the Moonshine. Revenge plots. 309 00:13:19,535 --> 00:13:23,035 Anything that might get in the way of my plans for this place. 310 00:13:23,175 --> 00:13:24,835 That's right! 311 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,775 You are the planning one of this fam. 312 00:13:26,905 --> 00:13:28,774 Goal-orientated, ambitious. 313 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:31,005 Making it happen with the intensity of Charles Manson 314 00:13:31,045 --> 00:13:33,075 - or C�line Dion! - Thanks? 315 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,914 That's why I wanted to talk to you, Lids. 316 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,184 I get this vibe from Crystal, 317 00:13:37,185 --> 00:13:39,261 That she might dump me if I don't get my shit together. 318 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,085 I need to make money. 319 00:13:41,155 --> 00:13:43,155 You wanna get your life together? 320 00:13:43,195 --> 00:13:45,125 You can't do it for someone else, 321 00:13:45,155 --> 00:13:47,055 You gotta work it out for yourself. 322 00:13:47,195 --> 00:13:48,341 (PLAYFUL LAUGHTER IN THE DISTANCE) 323 00:13:48,365 --> 00:13:51,095 - Can I get a hint? - Ryan! God! 324 00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:52,734 You really want my honest opinion? 325 00:13:52,735 --> 00:13:54,335 Truth is the mother of change. 326 00:13:54,405 --> 00:13:56,064 Finish high school. Get a haircut. 327 00:13:56,065 --> 00:13:57,865 Go to AA. 328 00:13:57,875 --> 00:14:01,475 ??? 329 00:14:01,505 --> 00:14:03,175 That's it! 330 00:14:04,715 --> 00:14:07,545 You're a genius, Lids! Namaste! 331 00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,545 ??? 332 00:14:11,515 --> 00:14:13,385 - (DOOR SLAMS) - ooh! 333 00:14:13,425 --> 00:14:15,325 - Jumpy, much? - (FOOTSTEPS THUD) 334 00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:20,338 ??? 335 00:14:20,339 --> 00:14:22,179 NORA: Well, the rumour mill's working overtime, 336 00:14:22,239 --> 00:14:25,409 thanks to the giant tribute to Yoni, at the studio. 337 00:14:25,479 --> 00:14:29,409 And I get it. But you know what really chaps my ass? 338 00:14:29,449 --> 00:14:32,609 None of you know the real story, and you're judging. 339 00:14:32,679 --> 00:14:35,579 Well, guess what, open book time, bitches! 340 00:14:35,649 --> 00:14:37,349 That's right! Gimme a call. 341 00:14:37,489 --> 00:14:39,619 We can talk about the truth, then, judge away! 342 00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:42,688 Careful though, she who casts the first stone... 343 00:14:42,689 --> 00:14:46,429 Wow, lot of curious cats and eager beavers out there. 344 00:14:47,399 --> 00:14:49,499 Caller, you're on the air. Don't beat around my bush. 345 00:14:49,629 --> 00:14:52,099 WOMAN: Are you sleeping with my husband, too? 346 00:14:52,229 --> 00:14:54,499 No, Kate, I'm not. 347 00:14:54,539 --> 00:14:57,239 But, you might wanna have a chat with Mr. Parker, 348 00:14:57,369 --> 00:14:59,369 The middle school phys-ed 349 00:14:59,379 --> 00:15:01,509 teacher about the rubby he gave your hubby! 350 00:15:01,539 --> 00:15:03,979 - What are you talking... - Keep those calls comin', 351 00:15:04,009 --> 00:15:05,709 like you're Mr. Parker, y'all! 352 00:15:05,749 --> 00:15:07,519 The truth is on tap 353 00:15:07,649 --> 00:15:10,449 and it is happy hour all day long. 354 00:15:10,519 --> 00:15:11,749 ??? 355 00:15:11,889 --> 00:15:13,718 ? Gotta work it out ? 356 00:15:13,719 --> 00:15:15,859 ? Gonna work it out, gonna work it out ? 357 00:15:15,989 --> 00:15:18,058 ? Gonna work it out ? 358 00:15:18,059 --> 00:15:20,428 ??? 359 00:15:20,429 --> 00:15:21,829 - Sick uniform. - (CAMERA CLICKS) 360 00:15:21,859 --> 00:15:23,359 Post that, and I sue. 361 00:15:23,429 --> 00:15:25,375 Hey, that's no way to talk to a customer, come on. 362 00:15:25,399 --> 00:15:26,999 - (KETCHUP SPLATTERS) - Oh! 363 00:15:27,139 --> 00:15:29,439 Are you kidding me? What is wrong with you? 364 00:15:29,569 --> 00:15:31,408 Yo, can you hook me up with some fries, or like... 365 00:15:31,409 --> 00:15:32,869 Probably. 366 00:15:33,009 --> 00:15:35,055 So, why are you working here if you hate it so much? 367 00:15:35,079 --> 00:15:37,609 Mom sentenced me to hard labour after I tried to runaway. 368 00:15:37,679 --> 00:15:39,949 Whatever. Just means I can save up 369 00:15:40,019 --> 00:15:41,679 to pay for a ticket back to New York. 370 00:15:41,819 --> 00:15:43,819 You're making minimum wage, minus taxes, 371 00:15:43,849 --> 00:15:45,565 Plus the fact that no one ever gets paid around here, 372 00:15:45,589 --> 00:15:47,489 Means that you'll have enough for a bus ticket 373 00:15:47,519 --> 00:15:49,588 - In like, 20 years. - (CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY) 374 00:15:49,589 --> 00:15:52,029 - (KETCHUP SPLATTERS) - oh! 375 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:54,058 Oh, well, this is fun. 376 00:15:54,059 --> 00:15:55,699 Have a kick-ass day doing nothing, 377 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:58,368 - While I get grease acne. - Okay! 378 00:15:58,369 --> 00:15:59,698 (UPSET EXHALE) 379 00:15:59,699 --> 00:16:01,368 I'm gonna dip. Later, man! 380 00:16:01,369 --> 00:16:03,438 Hey, I, I thought we were gonna hang. 381 00:16:03,439 --> 00:16:05,215 Yeah, I'm gonna go to the beach with some friends. 382 00:16:05,239 --> 00:16:06,839 Yeah, that sounds cool. 383 00:16:06,879 --> 00:16:08,639 Kind of like a me and them... thing. 384 00:16:08,779 --> 00:16:11,649 Oh, yeah. No, I wasn't inviting myself. 385 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,709 - Cool. - I-I was gonna... 386 00:16:14,719 --> 00:16:16,379 I probably shouldn't say. 387 00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:18,589 Hey, come on. 388 00:16:21,119 --> 00:16:23,919 - Magic mushrooms. - You have shrooms? 389 00:16:24,059 --> 00:16:26,058 Well, found my uncle's shroom shack. 390 00:16:26,059 --> 00:16:27,929 That's sick! Are you gonna show me, or what? 391 00:16:28,059 --> 00:16:29,999 Well... I don't know. 392 00:16:30,069 --> 00:16:33,029 Hey, you can trust me, come on. 393 00:16:33,039 --> 00:16:37,609 ??? 394 00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:41,339 LIDIA: Jill, hey! 395 00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:43,278 You in the market for some art? 396 00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:44,549 Oh, yeah, not just yet. 397 00:16:44,609 --> 00:16:46,749 Felicia's trailer is a design challenge. 398 00:16:46,879 --> 00:16:49,418 Boho-chic-spinster. 399 00:16:49,419 --> 00:16:51,219 - You mean it's a dump. - It is. 400 00:16:51,349 --> 00:16:53,718 I have to go through her mountain of journals 401 00:16:53,719 --> 00:16:55,519 To find paperwork for the Moonshine. 402 00:16:57,459 --> 00:17:00,289 I didn't know you kept all her old junk. 403 00:17:00,329 --> 00:17:02,429 Felt wrong to throw it all out. 404 00:17:02,569 --> 00:17:04,769 Mostly just old lotto tickets and porn. 405 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,869 At least, I think it's porn. 406 00:17:06,999 --> 00:17:09,168 I'd be happy to go through it with ya, hun. 407 00:17:09,169 --> 00:17:11,169 Really? Yes! Yes, thank you! 408 00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:12,969 - That would be amazing. - Okay. 409 00:17:13,109 --> 00:17:14,909 - Okay, I'll call you. - Okay. 410 00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:17,979 Um, could you maybe not tell my mother? 411 00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:20,309 Trying to keep a whole I've got things under control, 412 00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:23,918 - so relax, vibe. - Yeah, secret's safe with me. 413 00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:25,949 Thank you. 414 00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:27,889 (FOOTSTEPS RUSTLE IN GRASS) 415 00:17:30,629 --> 00:17:32,589 She's digging around. She's looking for records. 416 00:17:32,629 --> 00:17:34,659 There is nothing to be concerned about. 417 00:17:34,699 --> 00:17:36,999 She kept Felicia's journals. 418 00:17:39,699 --> 00:17:42,469 This is not her screwing around with your goat festival, Bea. 419 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:46,269 ??? 420 00:17:46,309 --> 00:17:49,009 My daughter. My problem. 421 00:17:51,649 --> 00:17:53,609 Have a lovely afternoon. 422 00:17:53,649 --> 00:17:56,049 ??? 423 00:17:58,549 --> 00:18:00,619 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 424 00:18:00,659 --> 00:18:02,459 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) 425 00:18:02,589 --> 00:18:04,829 Hey, man. Fills my heart to see ya here. 426 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,429 You guys, uh, AA-ing it up in there? 427 00:18:07,459 --> 00:18:09,959 - Steps, and stuff? - You bet! Come on in! 428 00:18:10,099 --> 00:18:12,769 Oh, no, I'm not really a surrender to higher power guy. 429 00:18:12,839 --> 00:18:15,469 Also, could you let your tribe of truth know 430 00:18:16,969 --> 00:18:18,709 I got mushrooms for sale. 431 00:18:18,839 --> 00:18:20,639 Organic, home-grown, limited batch, 432 00:18:20,709 --> 00:18:22,608 Psilocybin awesome. 433 00:18:22,609 --> 00:18:24,979 - You here to sell drugs? - Mushrooms! 434 00:18:25,049 --> 00:18:28,179 My one-way path to sobriety! See, when I'm super high, 435 00:18:28,319 --> 00:18:31,319 I don't even think about booze. That's the magic! 436 00:18:31,449 --> 00:18:33,289 Ryan, you get that I can't have you out here 437 00:18:33,419 --> 00:18:35,258 Selling shrooms, right? 438 00:18:35,259 --> 00:18:37,959 - We'll let the people decide. - Not happening. 439 00:18:40,029 --> 00:18:41,929 Why don't you come on in? 440 00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:44,298 ??? 441 00:18:44,299 --> 00:18:45,899 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 442 00:18:46,029 --> 00:18:47,669 Uh, I'm not gonna lie to you, 443 00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:49,199 Those donuts are callin' my name, 444 00:18:49,239 --> 00:18:51,368 And I'm the mayor of munchie town, right now. 445 00:18:51,369 --> 00:18:53,069 Ah, donuts on me, cuz! 446 00:18:54,439 --> 00:18:57,639 Namaste, brother. Keep doin' you. Sprinkles! 447 00:18:57,649 --> 00:18:59,749 - Hmm. - Now we're talkin'! 448 00:18:59,779 --> 00:19:03,879 ??? 449 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:05,749 (BIKE RATTLES) 450 00:19:08,159 --> 00:19:10,359 (RUNNING FOOTSTEPS THUD) 451 00:19:10,389 --> 00:19:12,559 Don't worry, Eleanor and Finn are okay! 452 00:19:12,599 --> 00:19:14,759 Wait, what do you mean, okay? 453 00:19:15,999 --> 00:19:17,998 Oh, my god! 454 00:19:17,999 --> 00:19:19,999 (RUNNING FOOTSTEPS) 455 00:19:20,139 --> 00:19:22,439 (PANTS HEAVILY) 456 00:19:24,309 --> 00:19:26,009 No, no, no! 457 00:19:26,079 --> 00:19:28,438 (FIRE CRACKLES AND ROARS) 458 00:19:28,439 --> 00:19:30,908 (SINISTER MUSIC) 459 00:19:30,909 --> 00:19:33,049 ??? 460 00:19:33,079 --> 00:19:35,079 - (FIRE EXTINGUISHER WHOOSHES) - Rhian! 461 00:19:39,659 --> 00:19:41,388 Arson, maybe. 462 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,489 LIDIA: (GASPS) 463 00:19:45,159 --> 00:19:47,729 - Rhian. - We don't know that. 464 00:19:47,799 --> 00:19:49,859 Yeah, sewage and graffiti is one thing, but this? 465 00:19:49,929 --> 00:19:52,275 She was wearing these exact same gardening gloves all day. 466 00:19:52,299 --> 00:19:54,145 I bet there's a whole supply shed full of those things. 467 00:19:54,169 --> 00:19:56,799 Rhian knew I was searching for proof of my inheritance, 468 00:19:56,809 --> 00:19:59,339 And Aunt Felicia's journals just happened to get destroyed? 469 00:19:59,379 --> 00:20:01,738 No. No. I demand a full investigation. 470 00:20:01,739 --> 00:20:04,178 It's a bit of burnt paper. You're being dramatic. 471 00:20:04,179 --> 00:20:06,449 Arson brings that out in me! I'm quirky like that. 472 00:20:06,579 --> 00:20:10,318 Rhian is a lot of something, but she's not a criminal. 473 00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:12,349 Oh, she'd never do something crazy like 474 00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:14,288 Pump a cop car full of raw sewage, 475 00:20:14,289 --> 00:20:16,358 Or spray paint a massive cooch on the side of a building! 476 00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:19,258 You two have got to stop bickering! 477 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,029 You're seriously not gonna do anything? 478 00:20:21,059 --> 00:20:23,499 Right. This is on us. 479 00:20:23,529 --> 00:20:25,898 We're terrible parents. Pile it on. 480 00:20:25,899 --> 00:20:28,639 I'm out, okay? You guys settle this. 481 00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:32,229 I'm gonna go find my children before she sells them for parts. 482 00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:37,039 (GRASS RUSTLES UNDERFOOT) 483 00:20:40,619 --> 00:20:42,879 (SIGHS) this was an accident. 484 00:20:43,019 --> 00:20:44,679 We don't know that. 485 00:20:44,749 --> 00:20:47,249 This was an accident. 486 00:20:48,459 --> 00:20:50,588 Private property. 487 00:20:50,589 --> 00:20:52,589 - Private problem. - Bea... 488 00:20:53,699 --> 00:20:56,929 You've been playing games with my daughters, Terry. 489 00:20:57,069 --> 00:21:00,129 ??? 490 00:21:00,139 --> 00:21:03,099 (ITEMS RATTLE) 491 00:21:03,139 --> 00:21:05,139 You're gonna give me this one. 492 00:21:05,269 --> 00:21:12,148 ??? 493 00:21:12,149 --> 00:21:15,679 - (GRASS RUSTLES UNDERFOOT) - (BEA EXHALES) 494 00:21:15,749 --> 00:21:17,679 (BIRDS CHIRP, FROGS CROAK) 495 00:21:19,689 --> 00:21:21,689 (FOLIAGE RUSTLES) 496 00:21:24,259 --> 00:21:26,029 (BRANCH SNAPS) 497 00:21:29,269 --> 00:21:31,469 I'm armed and dangerous! 498 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,039 - Huh. - Oh. 499 00:21:37,069 --> 00:21:38,885 What are the odds we'd bump into each other out here? 500 00:21:38,909 --> 00:21:40,569 Pretty good, actually. 501 00:21:40,579 --> 00:21:42,708 You've been following me all day, which is annoying! 502 00:21:42,709 --> 00:21:44,279 (BIRDS CHIRP) 503 00:21:45,649 --> 00:21:49,318 Look, what happened between us, our little, you know, 504 00:21:49,319 --> 00:21:52,949 - interlude, can't happen again. - Okay. 505 00:21:54,659 --> 00:21:56,259 That's it? 506 00:21:56,329 --> 00:21:58,258 No pleading? 507 00:21:58,259 --> 00:22:00,459 No passionate indignation? 508 00:22:00,529 --> 00:22:02,229 You're a real boy scout, huh? 509 00:22:02,299 --> 00:22:03,759 I was actually. 510 00:22:03,799 --> 00:22:05,269 I'm the only one at the jamboree 511 00:22:05,329 --> 00:22:07,298 To get the nut culture badge. It's a real thing. 512 00:22:07,299 --> 00:22:09,639 You have to grow nuts in the wild. 513 00:22:12,779 --> 00:22:14,509 I'm a lawyer. 514 00:22:15,679 --> 00:22:17,609 Interesting. 515 00:22:17,649 --> 00:22:19,408 I'm in the market for a lawyer. 516 00:22:19,409 --> 00:22:21,109 Any experience contesting wills? 517 00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:23,079 Oh, yeah. Family law was my jam. 518 00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:24,639 I had to leave that all behind, though, 519 00:22:24,689 --> 00:22:26,349 So I might be a bit rusty. 520 00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:29,089 Got burned-out, needed some time away, so, 521 00:22:29,129 --> 00:22:31,659 that's why I'm here at the Moonshine. 522 00:22:32,659 --> 00:22:34,489 (LAUGHTER IN DISTANCE) 523 00:22:34,499 --> 00:22:37,228 Did you hear that? Indiscriminate campers. 524 00:22:37,229 --> 00:22:39,169 They think they can squat for free. 525 00:22:39,239 --> 00:22:41,299 I hate them with the passion of a thousand hells. 526 00:22:41,369 --> 00:22:43,545 No, no, no, rules are meant to be followed, not broken. 527 00:22:43,569 --> 00:22:45,309 Yes! 528 00:22:46,909 --> 00:22:48,629 Well, if you're gonna be out here, you know, 529 00:22:48,709 --> 00:22:51,108 Tromping around, you might as well come along. 530 00:22:51,109 --> 00:22:52,379 Sweet! 531 00:22:52,449 --> 00:22:54,209 One-time deal. Strictly professional. 532 00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:56,579 You touch me, I end you. 533 00:22:56,719 --> 00:23:00,819 ??? 534 00:23:00,959 --> 00:23:03,059 (FOLIAGE CRUNCHES UNDERFOOT) 535 00:23:05,159 --> 00:23:07,389 - (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) - whoa! 536 00:23:09,269 --> 00:23:11,799 There's gotta be like, 500 pounds or something 537 00:23:11,929 --> 00:23:13,469 in here, man. 538 00:23:13,599 --> 00:23:16,139 - Yeah, pretty cool, eh? - Yeah! 539 00:23:16,169 --> 00:23:18,569 Man, we're gonna get sea god high! 540 00:23:21,809 --> 00:23:24,009 You don't know much about shrooms, do you? 541 00:23:24,079 --> 00:23:26,155 You have to let them dry out first. They're not ready. 542 00:23:26,179 --> 00:23:29,249 Hmm. Too bad. 543 00:23:29,289 --> 00:23:31,249 Be fun to trip with you. 544 00:23:31,389 --> 00:23:34,689 ??? 545 00:23:34,759 --> 00:23:38,429 - I like it here. - Me too. 546 00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:42,229 Except for like, the sheep shit and the dust. 547 00:23:42,299 --> 00:23:44,629 - (TAPS) - yeah, it's gross. 548 00:23:45,629 --> 00:23:48,699 - Hey, we should go. - Beach? 549 00:23:48,769 --> 00:23:50,869 - Yeah, it's sounds fun. - Sweet. 550 00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:56,109 (PAPERS RUSTLE) 551 00:23:56,179 --> 00:23:57,978 Oh, look! The arsonist. 552 00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:59,648 (DOOR CREAKS AND CLOSES) 553 00:23:59,649 --> 00:24:01,219 What are you doing? 554 00:24:01,349 --> 00:24:04,579 Oh, just catching up on my "go rot in hell, Lidia." 555 00:24:04,649 --> 00:24:06,418 Campers aren't allowed in the office. 556 00:24:06,419 --> 00:24:09,819 Oscar... is my attorney. 557 00:24:09,829 --> 00:24:11,589 I don't practice much anymore. 558 00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:14,589 But have been retained by your sister, 559 00:24:14,659 --> 00:24:17,129 - to assist in the matter. - You got served! 560 00:24:17,199 --> 00:24:19,198 You don't even know what that means. 561 00:24:19,199 --> 00:24:20,668 My client intends to contest your will. 562 00:24:20,669 --> 00:24:22,539 Secret plan that, bitch. 563 00:24:22,569 --> 00:24:24,399 Your client is going to jail for arson. 564 00:24:24,439 --> 00:24:26,339 You don't actually think I started that fire. 565 00:24:26,479 --> 00:24:28,539 Yes, I actually think you started that fire. 566 00:24:28,579 --> 00:24:30,339 If I had, 567 00:24:30,349 --> 00:24:32,348 I would've finished the job. 568 00:24:32,349 --> 00:24:34,209 See? A threat! 569 00:24:34,219 --> 00:24:35,678 You've hated me since we were kids. 570 00:24:35,679 --> 00:24:37,618 Resented me, envied me, wanted me gone. 571 00:24:37,619 --> 00:24:40,389 Well, guess what, sister, there's a new sheriff in town, 572 00:24:40,519 --> 00:24:42,599 And she may not have had her roots coloured in weeks, 573 00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:45,629 But that just makes her meaner! You are going down! 574 00:24:46,629 --> 00:24:49,498 Oscar, would you please instruct my so-called sister 575 00:24:49,499 --> 00:24:51,529 to direct any future disrespect to my attorney? 576 00:24:51,599 --> 00:24:53,475 Shut your pro bono. This is between me and her. 577 00:24:53,499 --> 00:24:55,439 - Bring it! - Already brought! 578 00:24:55,469 --> 00:24:58,068 - (FLIP-FLOP SMACKS LOUDLY) - You were warned! 579 00:24:58,069 --> 00:25:00,309 (SCOFFS) You can't be serious. 580 00:25:00,339 --> 00:25:02,439 Act like asshole kids, 581 00:25:02,509 --> 00:25:05,378 get treated like asshole kids. 582 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:08,179 The "flip-flop of truth" will settle this. 583 00:25:08,249 --> 00:25:10,149 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 584 00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:19,458 ??? 585 00:25:19,459 --> 00:25:21,699 You showed up to this bucket of crazy? 586 00:25:21,829 --> 00:25:23,959 Never miss 'em. Especially when it's Rhian. 587 00:25:24,099 --> 00:25:26,199 - Primo content. Popcorn? - No. 588 00:25:26,339 --> 00:25:28,939 - Feelin' better, babe? - Yeah! Totally! 589 00:25:28,999 --> 00:25:30,939 I got a plan for the shrooms. 590 00:25:31,009 --> 00:25:33,139 Practically sellin' themselves. 591 00:25:33,209 --> 00:25:34,939 Good, I knew you could do it! 592 00:25:36,009 --> 00:25:37,609 I don't get it. 593 00:25:37,649 --> 00:25:39,549 Old Finley-Cullen judiciary system. 594 00:25:39,679 --> 00:25:41,878 Crunchy granola way to resolve fights. 595 00:25:41,879 --> 00:25:43,549 What's with the flip-flop? 596 00:25:43,689 --> 00:25:45,425 So, each rival party has a minute to explain 597 00:25:45,449 --> 00:25:47,488 to the flip-flop, why they deserve an apology. 598 00:25:47,489 --> 00:25:48,989 Right. 599 00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:50,758 So, the family anonymously votes the winner. 600 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:52,959 So, once the flip-flop has spoken 601 00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:54,429 and the apology has been tendered, 602 00:25:54,559 --> 00:25:56,599 the conflict may never be mentioned again. 603 00:25:56,629 --> 00:25:58,429 Ah! Makes sense. 604 00:26:00,169 --> 00:26:03,438 (SIGHS) we are gathered here, 605 00:26:03,439 --> 00:26:05,369 Torn by conflict. (STRUMS A SLOW TUNE) 606 00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:09,439 To hear the tragic tale of Lenny Rogers. 607 00:26:09,449 --> 00:26:12,879 ??? 608 00:26:13,019 --> 00:26:15,049 "Lenny Rogers was a hippie. 609 00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,548 And a friend to all, it's true. 610 00:26:17,549 --> 00:26:20,719 Until that night he had a spat with a pal, 611 00:26:20,759 --> 00:26:22,989 by the name of Blue. 612 00:26:23,059 --> 00:26:25,729 And on that dark and forlorn night, 613 00:26:25,789 --> 00:26:27,889 that little spat, it grew. 614 00:26:28,029 --> 00:26:31,329 Insults were thrown, and then a fist or two. 615 00:26:32,369 --> 00:26:35,268 When it was done, Lenny left, 616 00:26:35,269 --> 00:26:37,569 hate in his heart and dreams, askew. 617 00:26:39,109 --> 00:26:41,479 The fog rolled in and Lenny took off 618 00:26:41,609 --> 00:26:44,239 in flip-flops and an old canoe. 619 00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:46,378 That was the last anyone saw of Len. 620 00:26:46,379 --> 00:26:49,549 (STRUMMING STOPS) Except for this one shoe. 621 00:26:51,089 --> 00:26:53,949 (TUNE BEGINS AGAIN) So, today, we heed this tale 622 00:26:53,959 --> 00:26:56,159 For what Lenny taught is true: 623 00:26:56,229 --> 00:26:59,029 You bury the hatchet with those you love, 624 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,898 or fate will bury you." 625 00:27:01,899 --> 00:27:04,228 (STRUMS FINAL NOTES) 626 00:27:04,229 --> 00:27:06,029 - (LIGHT APPLAUSE) - no. 627 00:27:09,369 --> 00:27:11,568 Lidia stole my legacy. 628 00:27:11,569 --> 00:27:14,109 When she abandoned us, in 1998, 629 00:27:14,139 --> 00:27:15,579 she swore she would never come back. 630 00:27:15,609 --> 00:27:17,339 Plus, she doesn't own squat. 631 00:27:17,379 --> 00:27:19,678 No shareholder's agreement, no inheritance. 632 00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:21,848 'Cause you burned it to the ground! 633 00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:24,319 - No, I didn't. - Uh, P.S., this is crazy. 634 00:27:24,449 --> 00:27:25,695 Adults don't settle criminal charges 635 00:27:25,719 --> 00:27:27,849 - by talking to a flip-flop! - (GONG RINGS) 636 00:27:29,319 --> 00:27:32,059 No flip-flop, no talking. 637 00:27:33,259 --> 00:27:34,658 In the name of Lenny. 638 00:27:34,659 --> 00:27:36,199 ALL: In Lenny's name. 639 00:27:36,329 --> 00:27:38,169 - Len-ny! Len-ny! - Stop it! 640 00:27:38,299 --> 00:27:40,229 - This is serious! - So is mental illness. 641 00:27:40,269 --> 00:27:42,738 - And those shorts! Cuffs! - No bueno. 642 00:27:42,739 --> 00:27:45,008 I am the holder of the flip-flop! Me! 643 00:27:45,009 --> 00:27:47,009 So, shut up! Both of you! 644 00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:50,479 Anyways, I was saying, 645 00:27:50,549 --> 00:27:53,209 it's no secret to anyone that Lidia sucks. 646 00:27:53,279 --> 00:27:56,019 She turned Goddess Fest, and my life, to shit, 647 00:27:56,149 --> 00:27:57,919 and now we're more broke than usual. 648 00:27:58,049 --> 00:28:00,589 She doesn't know how hard I have worked 649 00:28:00,619 --> 00:28:02,558 all of these years. 650 00:28:02,559 --> 00:28:04,959 Bloody finger, sweat, and tears. 651 00:28:06,299 --> 00:28:08,359 That's what keeps the Moonshine afloat. 652 00:28:08,429 --> 00:28:09,759 (EMOTIONAL EXHALE) 653 00:28:09,899 --> 00:28:12,029 Not her stupid New York ideas. 654 00:28:13,199 --> 00:28:14,799 Lidia should apologize. 655 00:28:14,869 --> 00:28:17,639 More importantly, she should leave. 656 00:28:17,709 --> 00:28:19,969 ??? 657 00:28:25,649 --> 00:28:27,178 - (CHAIR CRINKLES) - oh. 658 00:28:27,179 --> 00:28:28,849 Good, tough stuff, but you know. 659 00:28:30,719 --> 00:28:32,589 Here we go! What you got? 660 00:28:32,719 --> 00:28:36,389 Yes, I swore I would never come back to the Moonshine. 661 00:28:37,389 --> 00:28:39,989 Nora vowed she'd marry Kurt Cobain and start a punk band. 662 00:28:39,999 --> 00:28:42,359 Oh, and Ryan wanted to be Prime Minister. 663 00:28:42,499 --> 00:28:44,398 (GASPS) Oh, my god, I can totally see that! 664 00:28:44,399 --> 00:28:46,069 You are way hotter than Trudeau. 665 00:28:46,199 --> 00:28:48,539 - Rhian shouldn't apologize. - Nope. 666 00:28:48,599 --> 00:28:50,669 You all should, to me. 667 00:28:50,739 --> 00:28:53,139 I sacrificed everything to be here. 668 00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:55,138 Oh, come on, Lids! Get off the cross! 669 00:28:55,139 --> 00:28:57,155 You've been here a few weeks, what did you sacrifice, 670 00:28:57,179 --> 00:28:59,349 Soul cycle pass? Mani-pedis? 671 00:28:59,379 --> 00:29:01,809 You do not have the flip-flop, I have the flip-flop! 672 00:29:01,849 --> 00:29:03,519 Rhian is angry. 673 00:29:03,589 --> 00:29:05,479 Okay, yeah, I get that. 674 00:29:05,519 --> 00:29:07,849 But you can't excuse her psycho behaviour. 675 00:29:07,919 --> 00:29:09,958 You're enablers. Okay, fine, I get that, too. 676 00:29:09,959 --> 00:29:11,559 You can't fight genetics. 677 00:29:11,629 --> 00:29:14,958 But how come someone can't enable me, for once? 678 00:29:14,959 --> 00:29:16,898 I mean, I'm trying to save the Moonshine, 679 00:29:16,899 --> 00:29:18,898 and I can't even have two shoes! 680 00:29:18,899 --> 00:29:20,729 After what I'm trying to do, 681 00:29:20,739 --> 00:29:23,199 - I deserve my mani-pedi, damnit! - (BANGS GONG) 682 00:29:23,269 --> 00:29:25,638 Okay, we've heard Rhian's flip, 683 00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:27,508 and Lidia's flop. 684 00:29:27,509 --> 00:29:29,708 Now is the time to vote on the truth. 685 00:29:29,709 --> 00:29:32,309 Apologize and bury this conflict forever. 686 00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:34,049 (PAIL CLANGS) 687 00:29:35,379 --> 00:29:37,379 That was quick. 688 00:29:39,089 --> 00:29:41,289 Uh, sorry, family only. 689 00:29:41,419 --> 00:29:43,789 - Suck my dick, Rhian. - (NORA LAUGHS) 690 00:29:46,429 --> 00:29:48,189 - RHIAN: Girlfriend's a pig. - RYAN: (LAUGHS) 691 00:29:50,129 --> 00:29:51,969 (PAPERS RUSTLE, PAIL CLANGS) 692 00:29:54,799 --> 00:29:56,569 Okay. 693 00:30:01,239 --> 00:30:03,339 As it is written, 694 00:30:03,479 --> 00:30:05,349 So shall it be. 695 00:30:06,919 --> 00:30:09,079 - Rhian wins. - Oh! Oh! 696 00:30:09,119 --> 00:30:11,348 Lidia, apologize. 697 00:30:11,349 --> 00:30:13,949 What?! That's bullshit! 698 00:30:14,019 --> 00:30:15,789 Flip-flop has spoken! 699 00:30:15,819 --> 00:30:18,159 I won. You have to. 700 00:30:20,029 --> 00:30:22,829 No, actually, I don't. 701 00:30:26,029 --> 00:30:28,569 - I invoke oars! - Oh! 702 00:30:29,939 --> 00:30:32,238 - What?! - ALL: Okay! Yes! 703 00:30:32,239 --> 00:30:33,939 (LAUGHING) 704 00:30:34,009 --> 00:30:36,309 - Yes! - Okay! 705 00:30:36,349 --> 00:30:38,279 When's the last time that's happened? 706 00:30:38,409 --> 00:30:41,749 ??? 707 00:30:41,779 --> 00:30:43,779 (WAVES LAP) 708 00:30:43,819 --> 00:30:45,988 (SEAGULLS CRY) 709 00:30:45,989 --> 00:30:47,589 (READYING EXHALE) 710 00:30:47,719 --> 00:30:49,858 So, invoking oars is like a veto? 711 00:30:49,859 --> 00:30:51,989 More like, sudden death. You win the boat race, 712 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:53,928 the other person has to apologize, 713 00:30:53,929 --> 00:30:56,459 Unless they declare cheese heads. 714 00:30:56,499 --> 00:30:59,029 - Cheese heads? - Yeah, I'm kidding. 715 00:30:59,169 --> 00:31:00,629 It ends with this. 716 00:31:00,769 --> 00:31:02,669 Uh, you can only invoke oars once in a lifetime. 717 00:31:02,739 --> 00:31:05,299 In Finley-Cullen land, this is actually a very big deal. 718 00:31:05,369 --> 00:31:06,669 (WATER RIPPLES) 719 00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:08,409 Lookin' a little rusty, over there. 720 00:31:08,479 --> 00:31:10,379 When I beat you, I'm gonna rip your head off 721 00:31:10,409 --> 00:31:11,809 and put it on the front of my boat. 722 00:31:11,879 --> 00:31:15,209 Get ready to drown, nine fingers! 723 00:31:15,219 --> 00:31:17,179 Let's go, ladies! 724 00:31:18,619 --> 00:31:20,019 (BANGS GONG) 725 00:31:20,089 --> 00:31:22,559 ("BARRACUDA" BY HEART PLAYS) 726 00:31:22,619 --> 00:31:24,119 (CHEERING ON) come on! 727 00:31:24,159 --> 00:31:30,629 ??? 728 00:31:30,769 --> 00:31:33,529 - Ooh! - (GROANS) 729 00:31:33,539 --> 00:31:35,898 Come on, Lids, give it to her! 730 00:31:35,899 --> 00:31:38,069 ??? 731 00:31:38,209 --> 00:31:41,438 - Lidia, yeah! - No, no, no, damnit! 732 00:31:41,439 --> 00:31:43,879 - Yes! Yes! Yes! - Come on! 733 00:31:47,649 --> 00:31:51,519 ? So this ain't the end, I saw you again ? 734 00:31:51,589 --> 00:31:53,189 ? today ? 735 00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:55,718 ? I had to turn my heart away ? 736 00:31:55,719 --> 00:31:57,859 - Keep going! Come on! - Do you see that? 737 00:31:59,189 --> 00:32:01,989 ? Smiled like the sun, kisses for everyone ? 738 00:32:01,999 --> 00:32:04,598 - (CHEERING CONTINUES) - ow! 739 00:32:04,599 --> 00:32:07,768 ? It tails, it never fades ? 740 00:32:07,769 --> 00:32:10,269 (MUSIC SLOWS AND FADES) 741 00:32:10,409 --> 00:32:11,739 (WATER SPLASHES) 742 00:32:11,809 --> 00:32:14,608 All right, halfway there! 743 00:32:14,609 --> 00:32:19,009 ??? 744 00:32:19,079 --> 00:32:21,549 (OARS SPLASH IN WATER) 745 00:32:25,089 --> 00:32:27,819 (OAR SPLASHES IN WATER) 746 00:32:29,619 --> 00:32:31,459 What is happening? Get the thing! 747 00:32:31,589 --> 00:32:32,959 ("BARRACUDA" INTENSIFIES) 748 00:32:33,089 --> 00:32:35,499 (CHEERING) 749 00:32:35,559 --> 00:32:41,099 ??? 750 00:32:41,169 --> 00:32:45,099 ??? 751 00:32:45,169 --> 00:32:47,109 (LAUGHS MANIACALLY) 752 00:32:47,179 --> 00:32:49,309 Let's do it! 753 00:32:49,439 --> 00:32:51,539 - Almost there! Almost there! - Yeah. 754 00:32:51,609 --> 00:32:53,879 Come on, guys! 755 00:32:53,949 --> 00:32:55,549 Wooooooo! 756 00:32:55,679 --> 00:32:57,879 There is it! 757 00:32:57,949 --> 00:33:01,119 I am the winner! Woo! Suck it! 758 00:33:04,329 --> 00:33:05,859 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 759 00:33:07,899 --> 00:33:10,059 Hey, what's up with the line? 760 00:33:10,099 --> 00:33:12,159 Bro, you see that hot chick at the counter? 761 00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:13,868 That's my sister. 762 00:33:13,869 --> 00:33:16,268 Well, if you ask your hot sister for extra tartar sauce, 763 00:33:16,269 --> 00:33:17,899 And slip her $10, 764 00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:20,009 You get a gram of shrooms with your order. 765 00:33:21,179 --> 00:33:22,879 - Gimme one second. - Michael! 766 00:33:22,939 --> 00:33:24,879 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - why is the line so long? 767 00:33:26,479 --> 00:33:28,079 This is big money. 768 00:33:29,749 --> 00:33:31,325 You said that you wouldn't tell anyone, Michael. 769 00:33:31,349 --> 00:33:33,689 Chill. We've already made like $500. 770 00:33:33,819 --> 00:33:35,419 We'll cut you in. 771 00:33:35,459 --> 00:33:37,788 What do you think's gonna happen when Uncle Ryan finds out? 772 00:33:37,789 --> 00:33:39,709 He's fried all the time. He's not gonna notice. 773 00:33:41,699 --> 00:33:43,529 What does this have to do with him? 774 00:33:45,599 --> 00:33:47,229 (GRUNTS, DOOR SLAMS) 775 00:33:47,369 --> 00:33:48,998 - Michael! - What? 776 00:33:48,999 --> 00:33:50,839 You told me those were your shrooms. 777 00:33:50,909 --> 00:33:52,739 Yeah, they were, once I took 'em. 778 00:33:52,769 --> 00:33:54,509 - Just get out of here. - Oh. 779 00:33:54,579 --> 00:33:56,509 - Go! - Fine! 780 00:33:56,549 --> 00:33:59,249 (STRESSED EXHALE) 781 00:34:00,679 --> 00:34:06,689 ??? 782 00:34:09,989 --> 00:34:12,729 Oh, what's comin' in? 783 00:34:12,859 --> 00:34:14,829 (FOOTSTEPS THUD) 784 00:34:19,399 --> 00:34:21,998 - I'm sorry, Rhian. - Hmm. 785 00:34:21,999 --> 00:34:24,669 - I didn't mean what I said. - Mm-hmm. 786 00:34:26,269 --> 00:34:28,069 (SIGHS) 787 00:34:29,179 --> 00:34:31,579 You know what? Actually, I did mean it. 788 00:34:31,609 --> 00:34:34,379 Especially the part about making this place special again. 789 00:34:34,419 --> 00:34:36,779 For all of us. 790 00:34:38,049 --> 00:34:40,749 I want my kids to be able to come here when they're adults, 791 00:34:40,759 --> 00:34:42,519 and bring their kids. 792 00:34:43,529 --> 00:34:46,229 I want them to be proud of what we've built. 793 00:34:47,829 --> 00:34:49,829 (FOOTSTEPS THUD) 794 00:34:53,969 --> 00:34:55,969 (DOCK CREAKS) 795 00:34:59,109 --> 00:35:00,869 (WAVES LAP) 796 00:35:03,809 --> 00:35:05,839 I was always better at water sports. 797 00:35:05,879 --> 00:35:07,109 Did you see her stroke? 798 00:35:07,119 --> 00:35:09,049 I think one arm is shorter than the other. 799 00:35:09,119 --> 00:35:10,819 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 800 00:35:10,849 --> 00:35:12,019 (WAVES RIPPLE) 801 00:35:17,329 --> 00:35:20,189 I don't mean to desecrate your victory, 802 00:35:20,229 --> 00:35:23,599 but I know how much you appreciate following the rules, 803 00:35:23,629 --> 00:35:25,099 doing the right thing. 804 00:35:26,569 --> 00:35:28,769 Spit it out. 805 00:35:28,799 --> 00:35:30,739 Lidia threw the race. 806 00:35:30,769 --> 00:35:32,008 I saw. 807 00:35:32,009 --> 00:35:34,008 She dropped her oar on purpose. 808 00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:36,379 She-she let you win. 809 00:35:36,439 --> 00:35:38,179 (WAVES LAP) 810 00:35:39,449 --> 00:35:42,409 - She thinks I need her pity? - (LAUGHS MANIACALLY) 811 00:35:42,449 --> 00:35:44,449 Damn her, and her perfect nose. (GASPS) 812 00:35:47,489 --> 00:35:49,889 I had to tell you the truth. 813 00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:55,029 This is why I don't trust anyone. 814 00:35:56,699 --> 00:35:58,929 I'm not just anyone. 815 00:35:59,069 --> 00:36:01,169 (WAVES LAP) 816 00:36:02,699 --> 00:36:05,369 RYAN: (SINGING INDISTINCTLY) 817 00:36:07,809 --> 00:36:09,509 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 818 00:36:11,449 --> 00:36:13,479 (BOXES RATTLE AND THUD) 819 00:36:18,949 --> 00:36:20,719 Whoa. 820 00:36:24,329 --> 00:36:26,789 (ROCK SONG ENDS) 821 00:36:28,399 --> 00:36:31,328 Sorry for the extended musical interlude, folks. 822 00:36:31,329 --> 00:36:33,399 I had to visit the Moonshine asylum. 823 00:36:33,469 --> 00:36:35,738 My producer tells me advertisers are pulling out 824 00:36:35,739 --> 00:36:38,199 like golers at a family reunion. 825 00:36:39,269 --> 00:36:41,738 No more calls. Well, the truth hurts! 826 00:36:41,739 --> 00:36:45,749 And like a dominatrix of real, Nora has spanked you all. 827 00:36:47,119 --> 00:36:49,819 Oh, look at that, one last brave soul. 828 00:36:50,849 --> 00:36:53,749 You've got Nora slinging honestly and puking truth. 829 00:36:53,819 --> 00:36:55,419 What's your question? 830 00:36:55,559 --> 00:36:58,389 Long-time listener; first-time caller. 831 00:36:58,529 --> 00:37:01,359 I, I didn't expect to hear from you. 832 00:37:02,499 --> 00:37:04,399 Hope you didn't call to request "creep." 833 00:37:04,429 --> 00:37:06,968 What about "Nothing Compares 2u?" 834 00:37:06,969 --> 00:37:09,539 - Not familiar. - I caught you singin' it once. 835 00:37:10,669 --> 00:37:12,085 All right, caller, I'll hook you up, 836 00:37:12,109 --> 00:37:14,069 But I'm playing the Chris Cornell version. 837 00:37:14,209 --> 00:37:16,179 - Thanks for the call. - Wait. 838 00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,239 I want some truth, too. 839 00:37:20,249 --> 00:37:22,530 I can feel myself aging. Something on your mind, caller? 840 00:37:25,119 --> 00:37:27,649 I need you to know that I'm not playing games. 841 00:37:29,659 --> 00:37:31,289 And I hope you aren't, either. 842 00:37:31,429 --> 00:37:33,259 I need to know... 843 00:37:34,999 --> 00:37:36,659 Do you love me? 844 00:37:36,699 --> 00:37:39,129 (SILENCE) 845 00:37:40,869 --> 00:37:42,999 Well, caller... 846 00:37:48,409 --> 00:37:50,539 I'm not sure I can do love. 847 00:37:50,609 --> 00:37:52,909 Not now. 848 00:37:53,049 --> 00:37:55,009 ("NOTHING COMPARES 2U" BY CHRIS CORNELL PLAYS) 849 00:37:55,019 --> 00:37:57,079 Not ever. 850 00:37:57,149 --> 00:38:04,158 ??? 851 00:38:04,159 --> 00:38:06,059 ??? 852 00:38:06,189 --> 00:38:09,159 - Why don't I do love? - Let me tell ya. 853 00:38:10,599 --> 00:38:13,068 Love is like a semi 854 00:38:13,069 --> 00:38:15,029 doing 100 in the wrong Lane, 855 00:38:15,069 --> 00:38:17,769 and you're the blind asshole hell-bent on playing chicken. 856 00:38:21,179 --> 00:38:23,078 It forces you to put skin in the game, 857 00:38:23,079 --> 00:38:25,579 but it is a sucker's bet. 858 00:38:28,449 --> 00:38:31,579 Love makes you do things you never would. 859 00:38:31,589 --> 00:38:34,049 End up places you never wanted to be. 860 00:38:34,059 --> 00:38:38,459 ??? 861 00:38:38,529 --> 00:38:41,459 Is it worth it, listener? 862 00:38:42,929 --> 00:38:44,129 (HEADPHONES RATTLE) 863 00:38:44,269 --> 00:38:48,839 ??? 864 00:38:48,969 --> 00:38:50,969 RYAN: Hey um, before you say anything, 865 00:38:52,209 --> 00:38:54,109 I have to tell you something. 866 00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,639 I screwed up! We were robbed. 867 00:38:58,649 --> 00:39:00,649 The shroom stash is gone. 868 00:39:01,779 --> 00:39:05,019 But-but that was all that we had! 869 00:39:05,089 --> 00:39:08,089 I-I already told my mom that we were moving. 870 00:39:08,119 --> 00:39:10,559 And everything. What do I do now? 871 00:39:12,459 --> 00:39:14,429 Go out and find some guy who crushes life, 872 00:39:14,459 --> 00:39:16,959 Raking in $40,000 a year. Not some loser, like me. 873 00:39:19,629 --> 00:39:21,368 Is that what you want? 874 00:39:21,369 --> 00:39:24,499 ??? 875 00:39:24,539 --> 00:39:26,969 You know, I... I've been out there, 876 00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:30,339 trying to figure out what I'm here for. 877 00:39:31,479 --> 00:39:33,649 What my life's about. What's my plan? 878 00:39:36,819 --> 00:39:38,249 It's not out there. 879 00:39:39,249 --> 00:39:41,249 It's right here. 880 00:39:42,319 --> 00:39:44,259 You're my plan, Crystal. 881 00:39:45,829 --> 00:39:47,529 - (GRASS RUSTLES) - oh! 882 00:39:47,599 --> 00:39:50,459 ??? 883 00:39:50,499 --> 00:39:52,659 You are not a loser. 884 00:39:52,669 --> 00:39:55,599 Okay? I don't date losers. 885 00:39:59,009 --> 00:40:00,669 And we'll just um, 886 00:40:00,709 --> 00:40:02,469 we'll just figure out some other way 887 00:40:02,479 --> 00:40:04,339 of getting the apartment, right? 888 00:40:05,609 --> 00:40:07,278 - Yeah. - Yeah! 889 00:40:07,279 --> 00:40:09,009 - Yeah! - Yeah. 890 00:40:09,049 --> 00:40:10,479 Yeah. (LAUGHS) 891 00:40:10,519 --> 00:40:12,319 (OSCAR'S PHONE BUZZES) 892 00:40:12,389 --> 00:40:14,489 Hey, can't really talk. 893 00:40:14,519 --> 00:40:16,759 MOIRA: I'm assuming you didn't find anything 894 00:40:16,889 --> 00:40:18,889 and we should book you a flight back. 895 00:40:18,959 --> 00:40:21,159 No, I found something. Something big. 896 00:40:21,199 --> 00:40:23,498 (CLEARS THROAT) Just can't really get into it right now. 897 00:40:23,499 --> 00:40:26,368 All right, paranoia Pete. And the sister? 898 00:40:26,369 --> 00:40:28,329 Digitally challenged goat cookie? 899 00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:30,439 - Her name is Rhian. - Her name is who cares. 900 00:40:30,569 --> 00:40:32,439 You didn't do anything stupid, did you? 901 00:40:32,509 --> 00:40:34,039 (SCOFFS) No! 902 00:40:34,109 --> 00:40:35,769 Of course not. 903 00:40:35,779 --> 00:40:37,639 I can't talk. I'll call ya later. 904 00:40:37,709 --> 00:40:44,479 ??? 905 00:40:44,619 --> 00:40:46,749 (WAVES LAP) 906 00:40:46,889 --> 00:40:53,429 ??? 907 00:40:55,599 --> 00:40:57,129 (DOOR CREAKS) 908 00:40:57,199 --> 00:40:59,329 Bea, I'm headin' up to bed. 909 00:41:00,399 --> 00:41:02,939 - I'll be in soon. - Good. 910 00:41:04,439 --> 00:41:06,209 (DOOR CLOSES) 911 00:41:09,939 --> 00:41:11,339 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) 912 00:41:15,249 --> 00:41:16,749 (GLASS CLINKS) 913 00:41:16,819 --> 00:41:18,548 You know me too well. 914 00:41:18,549 --> 00:41:21,218 Yep. Well, you've had a long day. 915 00:41:21,219 --> 00:41:23,459 - It's not over yet. - Hmm. 916 00:41:25,029 --> 00:41:26,628 Oh, I figured out what's been goin' on 917 00:41:26,629 --> 00:41:28,889 - with the Oscar guy. - Who? 918 00:41:28,929 --> 00:41:32,059 The guy, snoopin' around, asking Ryan questions. 919 00:41:32,199 --> 00:41:34,169 I don't think he's anything to worry about. 920 00:41:36,269 --> 00:41:38,469 Not for us, at least. 921 00:41:39,469 --> 00:41:41,138 Do tell! 922 00:41:41,139 --> 00:41:42,838 I think he has a crush on Rhian! 923 00:41:42,839 --> 00:41:45,239 (GASPS) Well, well. 924 00:41:45,279 --> 00:41:47,709 Oh, God knows that child 925 00:41:47,849 --> 00:41:49,979 - Needs a bit of sunshine. - Uh huh! 926 00:41:53,149 --> 00:41:54,649 You think she did it? 927 00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:56,389 It wasn't her. 928 00:41:56,459 --> 00:41:58,859 I mean, Felicia had the wiring replaced last spring. 929 00:41:58,989 --> 00:42:01,059 Things don't just combust. 930 00:42:01,199 --> 00:42:03,458 No, they don't. 931 00:42:03,459 --> 00:42:05,329 (CRICKETS CHIRP, WAVES LAP) 932 00:42:05,469 --> 00:42:11,939 ??? 933 00:42:12,009 --> 00:42:14,039 It had to be done, Sammy. 934 00:42:15,009 --> 00:42:17,409 I couldn't have Lidia pokin' around in those journals. 935 00:42:19,609 --> 00:42:21,609 This is not her cross to bear. 936 00:42:22,879 --> 00:42:27,049 Your aunt Felicia knew about Jill, the smuggling, 937 00:42:29,159 --> 00:42:31,759 and the deal I made with her, to save this place. 938 00:42:33,529 --> 00:42:35,629 (SIGHS) No, you don't have to explain anything. 939 00:42:35,759 --> 00:42:37,599 (GLASS CLINKS) 940 00:42:37,669 --> 00:42:39,499 No one got hurt. 941 00:42:39,569 --> 00:42:41,399 It's all good. 942 00:42:41,539 --> 00:42:43,498 Ah, I'm sorry. 943 00:42:43,499 --> 00:42:45,369 I didn't wanna drag you into this. 944 00:42:45,439 --> 00:42:47,709 I know. I wanna help. 945 00:42:48,979 --> 00:42:51,039 I know, Sammy. 946 00:42:51,079 --> 00:42:53,179 (SIGHS) I know. 947 00:42:57,189 --> 00:43:02,049 ??? 948 00:43:02,089 --> 00:43:03,519 Good night. (LIGHT KISS) 949 00:43:03,589 --> 00:43:05,319 Goodnight. 950 00:43:05,359 --> 00:43:07,989 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDE) 951 00:43:07,999 --> 00:43:11,259 ??? 952 00:43:11,269 --> 00:43:13,129 (SIGHS) 953 00:43:13,901 --> 00:43:20,408 954 00:43:22,609 --> 00:43:29,678 ??? 955 00:43:29,679 --> 00:43:36,619 ??? 956 00:43:36,669 --> 00:43:41,219 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 67525

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