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4:22 on
a sunny Thursday afternoon here...
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...in Chicago, on K-LITE.
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Now, here's one for all you
rush-hour rockers.
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The Beach Boys with "Good Vibrations."
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Hey, Mr. Griswold.
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Vegas, Vegas, Vegas!
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Rusty, Audrey, Ellen?
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Honey? I'm home.
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- Hi, honey.
- Oh, hi, honey.
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- Smells good.
- Oh, well... Don't, don't, don't!
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Kids, come on in here. Gather around.
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- I wanna show you something.
- Is it my new car?
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Keep dreaming, son.
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Here. Eat these.
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- They're chocolate chip.
- They're delicious.
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They're four years old.
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Anyone for milk?
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Eight years old.
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It's my long-life food preservative.
It's finally been approved.
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I got my big bonus.
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- Yeah, Dad.
- Congratulations, Daddy.
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Isn't it great?
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And that's not all.
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Mr. Shirley thinks a guy like
Clark Griswold deserves a few days off.
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A guy like Clark Griswold thinks
he should take those days off...
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...and take his family
on a fabulous vacation to say...
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...fantastic Las Vegas.
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Dad, Las Vegas?
There's nothing to do there.
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Clark, I don't think that Las Vegas
is the kind of place you take a family.
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Oh, come on.
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Las Vegas has changed, Ellen.
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It's the number one
family destination in America.
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Dad, I'm not going.
The people there are so phony.
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Isn't there legalized prostitution?
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Not within the city limits, Russ.
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I'll tell you what there is.
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There's first-class entertainment,
beautiful scenery...
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...and all the shrimp cocktail
you can eat.
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Listen, everybody. Who knows how
many more chances we'll get...
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...to do something together
as a family?
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I mean, Ellen, you and I
are always working.
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And you guys are growing up so fast,
I hardly recognize you anymore.
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Okay. There's one more reason
why you should all go.
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I'm gonna remarry your mom.
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If she'll have me.
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Really, Sparky?
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What do you say,
Russ? My 20th anniversary.
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I could use a best man.
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Have anybody in mind
for a bridesmaid?
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- How about Audrey?
- Audrey who?
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- Dad.
- What do you say? Let's do it.
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I think this is gonna be
the greatest vacation ever.
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You know you look really
beautiful right now?
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Oh, no.
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You know, honey?
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The guys at work tell me
there's this special club we can join...
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...if we meet in the bathroom.
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Clark, are you serious?
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Come on. You love me, don't you?
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I do, but here?
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Now?
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Well, we've been married 20 years.
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How do we do it?
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You go first. I'll be right behind you.
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Are you okay? You look all red.
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Yeah. Just have to go to the restroom.
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Excuse me.
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Where you going, Pop?
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Oh, your mother's got something
caught in her eye.
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Just gonna... I'm gonna help her
get it out.
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Ellen?
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Ow.
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Look, maybe we should join...
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- I don't know if this will work...
- Some other kind of club.
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I just want some time with you.
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- I just think there's...
- This is gonna be such a great vacation.
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- A better time to...
- This is gonna be our best one.
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The flight captain has...
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Foot. Foot. Foot.
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- My foot. My foot.
- I got it. I got it. I got it.
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I'll never fly again.
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I thought the pilot was very helpful.
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See the way the plane applauded?
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You know, if you two wanna use
the bathrooms here, we'll wait.
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Hey, is this for us?
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Clark. A limo?
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We're the Griswolds.
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Sorry, my pen burst in the altitude,
you know?
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I'm sorry, sir. Come.
Please. Come this way. Please.
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This is it. This is it.
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Would you look at this.
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Wayne Newton.
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Wow, it's beautiful.
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Audrey, come here.
You gotta see this.
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Daddy.
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Help. Daddy, I'm stuck.
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Daddy.
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- Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.
- Daddy!
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Look, everybody.
I think you should see this.
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Daddy. Daddy.
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Audrey?
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Is this it?
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- Welcome to the fabulous Mirage.
- Thank you.
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Oh, don't worry, Audrey.
It won't leave a permanent line.
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Come on, come on, come on!
There's a lot to do.
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There's a lot to do.
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Welcome to the Mirage.
Your credit card?
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Yes, indeedy. Clark W. Griswold. Four.
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We have excellent
dry-cleaning service...
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...if you're so inclined.
- Oh, it's just a birthmark.
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Now, in order to get to your rooms,
go this way through the casino.
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Veer to the left. Take a sharp right
at the first giant palm tree.
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You'll see a group of blackjack tables.
Not baccarat, not craps. Blackjack.
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Take another right
and then wind around left.
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If you get to the pool,
you've gone too far. Back up.
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You'll see a bank of elevators.
They aren't yours. Stay away from them.
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Keep walking. You'll see another bank
of elevators. The gold ones.
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Go to the tenth floor.
Go right at the end of the hallway.
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You'll find your room.
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Any questions?
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No. Not really.
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- Russ.
- Yeah, Dad?
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Oh, there you are. Did you get that?
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Well, let's go then. Thanks.
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Good luck.
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What's this?
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Look at these people.
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Blinded by glitter
and the almighty dollar.
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Clark, the elevators are there.
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Hold on, honey.
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They always put the machines
that pay off the most right in front.
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- Five dollars, Clark?
- Five dollars. Here we go.
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You see? Las Vegas is already
bringing us closer together.
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Let's go to the room.
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Honey, call up the kids.
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See how they like this.
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Rusty and Audrey Griswold, please.
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Mom, we're next door.
Can't we get our own rooms?
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Honey, please don't spoil
your daddy's fun.
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Dad, we're too old for this.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Come on.
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Sit down.
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Kids, remember
when you were babies?
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No.
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It was a wonderful time.
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We had your cribs right in our bedroom.
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Then we'd wrap you up in those
little baby blankets...
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...and roll you back and forth
across the bed into each other.
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Those days are...
Well, they're almost over.
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So to close out that
wonderful chapter in our lives...
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...I got us four tickets
to Siegfried and Roy.
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Number one show on the planet.
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"Masters of the Impossible."
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Yeah. And we're all going.
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Because we're the Griswolds.
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Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket
and roll me across the bed again?
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No, Russ. Get dressed.
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Hey. Wanna try our hand
at a little blackjack?
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What do you know
about blackjack, Clark?
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Honey, did you forget
I was in the Army?
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You weren't in the Army, Clark.
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Well, not in the Army, but I have played
cards with men in uniform.
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Just don't want you to lose
all your money. That's all.
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When a man can come to Las Vegas
with a few extra bucks in his pocket...
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...maybe throw a ten-spot
down on a table...
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...pay an extra dollar
for a steak with his eggs...
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...that's a happy day for that man.
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And when his woman is at his side...
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Ellen?
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Is that Wayne Newton?
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I suppose it is. Why?
Want his autograph?
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I think he's staring at me.
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No. No, I... I must be tired.
Maybe I'll go find the kids.
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No. I think they want a little time
away from mama and papa bear.
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Let's let them get into some trouble.
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- Rusty.
- Audrey, I'm asking for five bucks.
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What'll you do if you win?
Run away?
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You're the most boring person
to travel with.
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Fine. You want five bucks?
Here. Here, big man.
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- Here's five bucks.
- Thank you.
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- Get a wallet.
- Jeez.
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- Hi.
- Good evening.
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Would the two of you have any ID?
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Well, you see, we left our IDs
upstairs, actually.
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See, we're on our honeymoon,
but if you wait here for two minutes...
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...I'll can run upstairs and get the ID.
I'll be right back. Okay?
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My friend, $200 in chips, please?
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Good evening. Changing 200.
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You know blackjack is the only
game where a smart player...
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...has a mathematical advantage
over the house?
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Are you a professional?
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Me? No. Not really.
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Are you?
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- Place your bet, sir.
- Yes, the bet.
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Okay. What the hell.
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- Hit me.
- It's a bust.
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Las Vegas Fun Police.
Hand over your chips.
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- Eddie?
- Twenty-two. Player busts.
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Oh, man. It is a blazer out there.
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You're lucky you got air conditioning
in here like Mother Nature intended.
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Clark Griswold, did you think
you were gonna get to Las Vegas...
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...and not see your favorite cousin, huh?
- Your bet.
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There you go. What are you doing
in Las Vegas, Eddie?
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Where else can you wear shorts
24 hours a day, huh?
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Whoa! I am on fire.
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- What?
- Shuffling.
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Here's the best part.
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Thanks to that defective plate
in my head...
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...the VA gave me a huge plot of
government land just north of town.
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Oh, yeah. Every time I belch
the plate shifts and my legs give out.
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But, man, what a view.
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Nineteen.
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- Twenty.
- Oh, he's good.
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He's good.
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- Another 100 in chips, please.
- Changing 100.
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That's it, Clark.
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Show them who's boss.
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It's people like you who blow the family
nest egg here that built this town.
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Not this pretty boy.
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Whoa!
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Oh, gee.
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I can't believe it.
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I've lost $300 in 15 minutes?
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- Hi.
- I'm okay. I'm okay.
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You're very kind. You're very kind.
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- Wow, what a great audience!
- Yeah. All right. Awesome.
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Terrific.
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- May I ask you where you come from?
- Me? Chicago, Illinois.
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- Fantastic. All right.
- Chicago.
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- Sir, why don't you come on stage?
- Oh, come on, Clark. It'll be fun.
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- Yeah, Dad, do it.
- No. I can't...
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- Go on.
- All right. I'll play along. Okay.
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Give him a hand.
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- Good to have you.
- Be comfortable.
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What is your name, sir?
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- Clark Griswold.
- Clark Griswold.
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Marvelous.
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Now, let's do some real magic.
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- Clark...
- Listen, I know the routine.
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What's it gonna be tonight?
Wires? Mirrors? Trap doors?
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You know, I happen to know
a little magic.
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I don't know if you've ever seen this.
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Can you tell it's my thumb, huh?
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Looks like my thumb, but it's not.
246
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,268
I'll do whatever you want.
It doesn't matter to me.
247
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,437
I'm here to help.
248
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:12,150
- Enter.
- Okay. I know this one. Yeah.
249
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,611
- Trust me.
- All right. I'll trust you.
250
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,449
So this is going up then, huh?
I'll just go with it.
251
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:21,868
Me.
252
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,787
Great.
253
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,622
All right.
254
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:25,724
- I wonder where Dad went.
- I haven't got a clue.
255
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,928
How'd you do at the tables last night?
256
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,681
I'm about even.
257
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:12,228
- Why'd you tell Eddie we were here?
- Oh, come on.
258
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,982
How often do I get to see
my cousin Catherine?
259
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:19,069
Anyway, we're just stopping by
for lunch.
260
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,738
I wanna gamble.
261
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:27,077
Russell, I never wanna hear
those words out of your mouth again.
262
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,246
Gambling is a very serious business.
263
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,582
Is that clear?
264
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,709
Excuse me a minute.
265
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,442
- Fifty on black, please.
- No more bets.
266
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:05,991
- Red 25. Red wins.
- Jeez!
267
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,094
Shall we?
268
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:17,103
Remember me?
269
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,230
Yes.
270
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,822
Love you.
271
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,086
Your baby?
272
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,436
Are you watching for an address, Clark?
273
00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:01,815
- Yeah, Dad. What block are we on?
- Very funny, Russ.
274
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:03,691
Honey, will you check the map again?
275
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:06,027
Hey, could that be it?
276
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:08,905
Well, Eddie said there was
enough room for a pool.
277
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,407
Get out the sunscreen.
278
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,501
Cousins.
279
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:24,003
What do you think of my spread, huh?
280
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:28,341
Can you believe it? They used to test
H-bombs on this beautiful property.
281
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:32,095
Oh, Ellen. I missed you so much.
282
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,222
Ellen.
283
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,604
Eddie, don't you worry
about radiation?
284
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,440
All I know, Clark, is my teeth
have never been whiter...
285
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:48,069
...and my garden is spitting out
50-pound tomatoes.
286
00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:51,030
Hey, Denny boy, come on over here.
287
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,116
Would you just look at that view?
288
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:57,412
It's government property all around us,
so you know nobody's gonna build.
289
00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,998
Look at this one here.
290
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,168
They grow up so fast, don't they?
291
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:05,712
I tell him he's gonna pierce
himself shut...
292
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,255
...but what can you do?
293
00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:11,676
- The boy likes eating through a straw.
- Gotta let kids make their own mistakes.
294
00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:15,930
Doesn't that hurt?
295
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,182
It's not bad.
296
00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:18,600
Who's hungry?
297
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:26,107
- You need help with the grill, Eddie?
- No, thanks, Clark. Don't have one.
298
00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:35,450
I'll get the tongs.
299
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:43,208
Renewing your wedding vows?
300
00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:46,502
Oh, that's so wonderful.
301
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:50,131
I wish Eddie and I had time
for that sort of thing.
302
00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:55,094
But with the constant windstorms
and flash floods...
303
00:25:55,304 --> 00:26:00,016
...oppressive heat and home schooling,
we don't have a minute free.
304
00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:04,103
- Could you hand me that oven mitt?
- Oh, yeah.
305
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,066
I love what you've done
with the kitchenette.
306
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:10,235
Oh, thanks. Yeah, listen...
307
00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:14,948
...things could be a lot worse.
- Yeah. You could be pregnant again.
308
00:26:18,953 --> 00:26:20,703
Oh, no.
309
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:24,874
I've been earning money
testing fertility drugs.
310
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:27,585
And I think this one's
gonna be a winner.
311
00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,922
Everybody loves a baby.
312
00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,592
Yeah. Life is good.
313
00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:36,636
My kids are thriving.
314
00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:39,806
Little Ruby-Sue must have grown
a foot since you saw her last.
315
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:43,685
- Daddy, Daddy, I caught another snake.
- That's good, sweetheart.
316
00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,937
Go put it in the pit
with the other ones.
317
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,439
And get inside and work on
your typing.
318
00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:53,945
Nice kids, Eddie.
319
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,032
Don't ever pick me up again.
320
00:26:58,242 --> 00:26:59,784
Jerk.
321
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,915
Look who's home.
322
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:08,584
This one here's my pride and joy.
323
00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:13,631
Lord is my witness, I hate this heat.
324
00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:15,800
If it ain't gluing your butt
to the seat...
325
00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:18,094
...it's making you sweat
like a farm animal.
326
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:20,847
And I want something better!
327
00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,141
Hey, everybody.
328
00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:27,770
You remember your cousin Vickie,
don't you, Russ? She's a dancer now.
329
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,314
Her picture's everywhere.
330
00:27:29,732 --> 00:27:32,150
Phone booths, men's rooms.
331
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,651
She's famous.
332
00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:36,988
Show them that little move
I taught you there, pork chop.
333
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:52,462
Don't think unnatural thoughts
about your cousin, Russ.
334
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:01,637
She's got her mama's looks
and her daddy's sense of balance.
335
00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:04,682
Hose down, now, kids.
Chicken's almost ready.
336
00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:08,811
- How's your chicken? Mine's dry as hell.
- Mine's dry as hell too.
337
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:12,065
You wanna hang with me tonight,
I'll give you my beeper number.
338
00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:15,026
Really? That would be great.
339
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:18,821
If you're still hungry, I can wrestle
the potato salad from the dog.
340
00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,741
As appealing as that sounds, Eddie,
we should be going.
341
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:25,244
Still got a lot of sightseeing,
and I added tetanus shot to the list.
342
00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:26,996
Sorry about the tablecloth.
343
00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:29,874
Rusty's never had
this reaction to poultry before.
344
00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:33,586
He just ain't used to real home cooking.
Are you, tiger?
345
00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,380
Eddie.
346
00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:39,926
- Eddie, he's sick. Anyway, I...
- He'll be all right.
347
00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:43,096
Wish you and Catherine could come,
but no room for the kids.
348
00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:46,391
- So thanks for the lunch, and bye.
- Not so fast, Clark.
349
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,142
Let me get the babysitter.
350
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:56,025
Hey, kids. Roundup time.
351
00:29:01,115 --> 00:29:03,032
That'll keep them busy for hours.
352
00:29:03,534 --> 00:29:04,867
Where are we going?
353
00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:12,041
Hoover Dam. Over 1000
feet wide, and 727 feet to the bottom.
354
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:13,626
Where can I buy some bait?
355
00:29:13,836 --> 00:29:18,089
Oh, I love electricity.
Eddie says we're gonna get some soon.
356
00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:20,425
What a magnificent achievement.
357
00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:25,263
Clark, this is a family vacation.
Could you try to stay with the family?
358
00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:26,806
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
359
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:30,560
This way, please.
The tour is about to start.
360
00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,021
Welcome, everyone.
361
00:29:34,231 --> 00:29:36,315
I am your dam guide, Arnie.
362
00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:40,903
Now, I'm about to take you through
a fully functioning power plant.
363
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:45,867
So please, no one wander off
the dam tour.
364
00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:49,287
And please, take all
the dam pictures you want.
365
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,456
Now, are there any dam questions?
366
00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:54,125
Yeah. Where can I get some damn bait?
367
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:55,668
Eddie.
368
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,963
This way, please.
369
00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:01,716
What did he say?
370
00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:03,718
"This way."
371
00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:08,639
Don't worry about water leaking through
the rocks, folks. It's perfectly normal.
372
00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:11,309
Please, keep up with the tour.
373
00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:18,065
This is one of the oldest
dam tunnels we have.
374
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,652
Audrey. Audrey, come here.
375
00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:25,198
Give me your gum.
376
00:30:25,407 --> 00:30:27,950
- Out of my mouth?
- I don't care. Any gum. Give me gum.
377
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,952
- Look what's happening here.
- Here.
378
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:31,787
Just tell them I'll catch up.
379
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:43,633
Yeah... Yeah.
380
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,189
Damn it.
381
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:17,792
Hello?
382
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:22,380
Ellen? Russ?
383
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:26,008
Where the hell is the damn dam tour?
384
00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:31,597
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
385
00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:37,895
Ellen?
386
00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:51,242
And there are over 100 million tons
of cement in these walls.
387
00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:55,413
Ellen?
388
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:59,458
Hello? Hello? Help.
389
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,857
It's not that high.
390
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,245
Okay. Here we go.
391
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,414
Let's see if I still got it.
392
00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:50,259
Nice breeze up here.
393
00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:55,056
And that's
how a power plant works.
394
00:32:55,265 --> 00:32:57,266
How?
395
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,986
This tour gets better every week.
396
00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:10,946
- Fishing's been better, though.
- Yeah.
397
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,865
Remember when I had the puffer fish?
398
00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:42,103
Just like in gym class.
399
00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:43,896
One hand at a time.
400
00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:53,114
- Ellen!
- What was that?
401
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:06,752
- Oh, my God. Clark!
- Daddy!
402
00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:09,130
- Sorry, honey. I'll be right up.
- Daddy.
403
00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:12,007
- Daddy.
- Clark.
404
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,634
Clark?
405
00:34:13,844 --> 00:34:15,177
This is steep.
406
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,430
Okay. Here we go.
407
00:34:30,444 --> 00:34:32,445
- I got it.
- Need some help, Clark?
408
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,321
No. I got it.
409
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:40,578
That's a workout there, isn't it?
Climbed all the way up there.
410
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,248
- I almost lost my tag.
- Clark.
411
00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:47,251
Drinks at the Snacketeria, on me.
412
00:35:13,487 --> 00:35:18,282
I can't help noticing you're taking more
of an interest in the fairer sex lately.
413
00:35:18,492 --> 00:35:21,952
There's something your old dad
would like to say about that:
414
00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:26,624
You see, Russ, there comes a time
in every young man's life...
415
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,542
...when he enters...
416
00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:32,129
...the fragrant garden
of beautiful flowers.
417
00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:37,259
And he wants to enter that garden
with a knowledge and a mulch...
418
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:41,680
...to let the flowers bloom
more brightly, rather than...
419
00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:43,766
- Dad.
- What?
420
00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:46,644
If this is about sex, I already know.
421
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:50,314
- You do?
- Yeah.
422
00:35:50,524 --> 00:35:51,816
Oh.
423
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,445
Good talk, son.
424
00:35:57,781 --> 00:36:00,574
So, what's it gonna be tonight?
"The Amazing Elvis Monkeys"?
425
00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:03,536
- How about "Liberace on Ice"?
- Oh, Clark, I don't' know.
426
00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:05,162
It's been such a long day.
427
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,082
At Hoover Dam today...
428
00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:11,794
...the water level dropped four feet
after an unexplained flood...
429
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,796
Oh, thank you.
430
00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:18,133
Hey, look at this.
431
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,386
Four tickets to Wayne Newton.
432
00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:25,891
Wayne Newton?
433
00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:29,311
That's Las Vegas,
they never stop giving.
434
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,188
- Yeah?
- Hi. For Ellen Griswold.
435
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:34,567
- I'm Mr. Ellen Griswold. Thank you.
- Okay.
436
00:36:45,495 --> 00:36:49,665
"Please wear this tonight. A friend."
437
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,792
Hey, who's it from, Mom?
438
00:36:52,586 --> 00:36:55,129
I don't know.
439
00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:57,798
But it's beautiful.
440
00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:03,053
I guess they really know
how to treat their high rollers.
441
00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:06,849
Okay, kids. Inspection in five minutes.
442
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:10,060
You heard your father. Move it.
443
00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:18,402
Wayne Newton just happens to be
one of America's greatest entertainers.
444
00:37:18,612 --> 00:37:20,613
You don't know the affect
he has on women.
445
00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:23,616
Yes. Griswold.
Right this way, sir.
446
00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:27,828
Here.
447
00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:30,331
Make the seats good.
448
00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:34,168
No...
449
00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:36,879
No gratuity is necessary, sir.
450
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,965
- No, really. Keep it.
- Follow me, please.
451
00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:41,926
Oh, Clark.
452
00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:45,554
- We're in the front row!
- I tipped him.
453
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,440
What energy!
454
00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:02,863
Thank you.
455
00:38:03,073 --> 00:38:05,950
You're really
a magical group of people.
456
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:09,703
Oh, Greg, give me some birds.
Let me hear some birds.
457
00:38:57,377 --> 00:38:59,128
Mrs. Ellen Griswold.
458
00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:01,672
Ellen, huh?
459
00:39:02,215 --> 00:39:05,968
Holy crap.
Wayne Newton's hitting on Mom.
460
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,804
It's all part of the act, Russ.
461
00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:10,639
Now you.
462
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:28,741
Well, I think we know
who sent the dress.
463
00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:35,622
You're very lucky. I've been to every
Wayne show for the last 15 years.
464
00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:39,084
And I've never seen him
do anything like this.
465
00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:50,304
No, I'm just saying I've never
heard you hit those notes before.
466
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:55,142
Don't worry, Clark. You have nothing
to fear from Wayne Newton. He's...
467
00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:56,685
...unattainable.
468
00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:59,938
- Mom, you didn't see the way he was...?
- Watch your mouth.
469
00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:02,691
I think I'll go upstairs
and take a bath.
470
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,735
Not me.
471
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:08,072
- Anybody up for craps?
- We're too young, remember?
472
00:40:10,158 --> 00:40:12,534
Oh, yeah.
I remember when I was too young.
473
00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:15,079
Here.
474
00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:19,625
Both of you take 20 bucks.
If you need Daddy, I'll be...
475
00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,711
...rolling the dice. Have fun, kids.
476
00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:26,006
- Have a nice night.
- See you later.
477
00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:31,261
Daddy wants a seven! Let's go, seven!
478
00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:34,056
- Seven. A winner!
- Yeah!
479
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,934
Place your bets.
Lucky roller coming out.
480
00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:39,770
- Place your bets.
- Yeah.
481
00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:41,480
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
482
00:40:41,731 --> 00:40:44,775
Let go of me. Let go of me!
483
00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:47,027
Clark? There he is. Clark!
484
00:40:47,237 --> 00:40:49,363
See, I told you. Clark!
485
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,615
Look out, don't hurt me now.
Don't hurt me.
486
00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:54,284
Nice place for a pearl necklace.
487
00:40:54,494 --> 00:40:57,746
- Sir, do you know this person?
- No, no. Hi. Clark W. Griswold.
488
00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,915
Nice to meet you.
489
00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:04,086
Have you ever swam with the dolphins?
Them things is hard to catch.
490
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,672
Twelve. Craps. A loser.
491
00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:10,843
Eddie, has anybody ever
told you before:
492
00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:12,803
"You're bad luck"?
493
00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:15,514
Those were my mother's dying words.
494
00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:18,892
But when you got your body covered
in third-degree burns...
495
00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:22,271
...and your foot's caught in a bear trap,
you'll talk crazy.
496
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:32,364
I seem to have run out of pocket money.
Do you cash checks?
497
00:41:32,574 --> 00:41:36,285
- Only if you're staying at the hotel, sir.
- Indeed I am.
498
00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:39,371
There we are.
499
00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:47,212
No problem.
500
00:41:54,387 --> 00:41:55,721
Good luck, Mr. Griswold.
501
00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:57,806
Clark...
502
00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:01,310
...if you're thinking about buying me
a Cadillac, forget it.
503
00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:04,229
- I won't take it.
- No. Just trying to get even, Eddie.
504
00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:07,566
Now, where can I do
the most damage?
505
00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:15,699
Shrimp cocktail, 29 cents.
506
00:42:19,621 --> 00:42:22,623
- Fake IDs.
- How'd you know?
507
00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:25,542
When I was your age,
they had to use a water cannon...
508
00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:28,170
...to keep me away from the girls.
509
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:30,380
Ten bucks. Ten, ten.
510
00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:31,882
Shrimp, ladies.
511
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:33,508
Ten of them. I need the 10.
512
00:42:34,761 --> 00:42:36,094
Here.
513
00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:39,014
- Thanks.
- Have a good evening, Mr. Morris.
514
00:42:40,475 --> 00:42:41,642
Oh, whatever.
515
00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:44,728
- Another 21!
- Yeah, Clark, you nailed her there.
516
00:42:44,938 --> 00:42:48,190
Oh, okay. Let's see.
House has 14, and house busts.
517
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:49,942
- You're on a roll now!
- Yeah!
518
00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:51,902
Wendy, you are my lucky charm.
519
00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:54,655
I don't know what is wrong
with me tonight.
520
00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:59,785
- You're rolling.
- Good luck, everybody.
521
00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:03,455
Good luck, everybody.
522
00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:06,166
Batter up.
523
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:11,797
Big bet for a big man.
524
00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:14,633
Sure you don't wanna save
a few bucks for the buffet?
525
00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:17,552
Okay, wise guy. Let's see how you do
against three hands.
526
00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:22,224
This should be sweet.
527
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,768
Sweet for me, Marty. You're finished.
528
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,316
Straw.
529
00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:34,444
Eddie, I'm trying to concentrate.
530
00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:39,825
Oh, yeah! That's a bigger fire
than the red drink.
531
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:49,584
Did you come to Las Vegas
to be a showgirl?
532
00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:52,546
No, I'm on vacation with my parents.
533
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:57,968
Hard to believe we're related, right?
534
00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:10,605
- A drink, please.
- Welcome to the Riviera.
535
00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:12,566
May I see some ID?
536
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,784
I think we have a problem, sir.
537
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:30,125
Good night.
538
00:44:35,131 --> 00:44:36,631
Hey, pal, why the long face?
539
00:44:36,841 --> 00:44:39,718
You know that crap ID you sold me?
I want my 10 bucks back.
540
00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:42,220
Those lousy bums threw you out?
541
00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:45,223
Helicopter rides to the Grand Canyon.
See it as God does.
542
00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:46,933
They tossed me.
543
00:44:47,143 --> 00:44:48,310
Oops. Yeah.
544
00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:50,896
Don't they realize
what it's like to be:
545
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:53,815
A boy on the town
When he's in love
546
00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:57,736
- Just give me my $10 back.
- I'm not through with you yet, all right?
547
00:44:57,945 --> 00:44:59,404
You're Nick Pappagiorgio.
548
00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:02,532
You're from Yuma, Arizona.
You're into software.
549
00:45:02,742 --> 00:45:05,285
Stick your head in and say,
"Joey Heatherton."
550
00:45:05,495 --> 00:45:09,122
- Right here on the strip?
- Smile, kid. You're in Vegas.
551
00:45:27,934 --> 00:45:31,353
So you guys have been together
longer than the real Beatles?
552
00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:32,854
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
553
00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:36,149
Great. Will you excuse me?
554
00:45:42,949 --> 00:45:44,908
Hey! You wanna dance up here?
555
00:45:45,118 --> 00:45:46,785
No, I don't think so.
556
00:45:47,453 --> 00:45:50,163
Audrey, honey, let me tell you
something I learned:
557
00:45:50,373 --> 00:45:54,084
In this world, you're either
up on the stage in the spotlight...
558
00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:56,420
...or down in the pit serving drinks.
559
00:45:56,629 --> 00:45:58,088
Go have some fun.
560
00:46:18,651 --> 00:46:20,360
Audrey?
561
00:46:22,697 --> 00:46:24,614
Audrey!
562
00:46:25,575 --> 00:46:27,242
What are you doing up there?
563
00:46:28,077 --> 00:46:31,288
I'm starting my vacation.
564
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:36,710
She's gonna break a lot of hearts.
565
00:46:36,919 --> 00:46:38,628
She's gonna break something.
566
00:47:17,293 --> 00:47:21,046
Congratulations.
You've won the car.
567
00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:23,215
Could I see some ID, please?
568
00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:32,807
And where would you like the car sent,
Mr. Pappagiorgio?
569
00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:40,524
Eighteen.
570
00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:44,486
Nineteen. So close.
571
00:47:45,071 --> 00:47:46,738
Oh, come on.
572
00:47:46,948 --> 00:47:49,449
That's it. I've had enough.
Let's get out of here.
573
00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:52,661
Good luck, sir.
574
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:56,498
I ain't seen a beating like that since
somebody stuck a banana in my pants...
575
00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:58,083
...and turned a monkey loose.
576
00:47:58,292 --> 00:48:00,126
Thanks for the pick-me-up, Eddie.
577
00:48:00,336 --> 00:48:03,463
Why don't you just call it a night
and let Ellen lick your wounds.
578
00:48:03,673 --> 00:48:07,008
That sounds great, but Ellen
went to sleep hours ago.
579
00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:10,345
Then she must be
one hell of a sleepwalker.
580
00:48:15,268 --> 00:48:17,269
Good night, Eddie.
581
00:48:17,562 --> 00:48:20,021
So that's how they got the title
"Danke Schoen."
582
00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:23,275
- It means "Thank you."
- "Thank you" in German.
583
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:25,026
Oh.
584
00:48:26,571 --> 00:48:29,239
Ellen, what are you doing up?
I thought you went to bed.
585
00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:31,658
It got late.
I got worried about you.
586
00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:33,952
Clark, Wayne Newton.
587
00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:37,872
- Pleased to meet you.
- Into food preservatives? What a gas.
588
00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:41,501
I like it.
589
00:48:41,711 --> 00:48:44,504
- Being on the road is just...
- You've been everywhere.
590
00:48:44,714 --> 00:48:49,759
We never go anywhere. We're boring.
Clark falls asleep in front of the TV.
591
00:48:49,969 --> 00:48:53,013
I guess I'll just go upstairs
and get some sleep.
592
00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:56,433
Well, okay. Okay. Look.
Look, let me just tip the piano player.
593
00:48:56,642 --> 00:48:59,728
- She was marvelous.
- I might have some...
594
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,688
I've got a chip here.
595
00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:05,650
Danke schoen.
596
00:49:06,527 --> 00:49:08,778
- Thanks.
- Like to sit down?
597
00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:13,491
Very special lady.
598
00:49:14,243 --> 00:49:17,912
That's why I entered into the sacred
bond of marriage with her.
599
00:49:18,497 --> 00:49:20,415
I hear that.
600
00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:24,044
You know, Clark, I love women.
601
00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:27,339
I observe them. I cherish them.
602
00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:32,052
Don't let that one
get out of your sight.
603
00:49:36,682 --> 00:49:38,308
Okay.
604
00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:44,689
Wayne has invited us to Shenandoah
tomorrow for lunch and festivities.
605
00:49:44,899 --> 00:49:47,150
- That's my home.
- Thank you.
606
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,736
Love to. But we have a lot of plans,
don't we?
607
00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:53,114
Yeah.
608
00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:55,492
Oh, my God!
609
00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:58,078
It's Wayne Newton!
610
00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:04,292
I'm a fan, sir. I am a fan.
I can't believe I'm standing next to you.
611
00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:07,462
Well, here, take my seat, Eddie.
612
00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:12,384
- Thank you for the drink, Wayne.
- Okay. Good night, Wayne.
613
00:50:18,683 --> 00:50:22,519
Do you need a bodyguard?
I'd die for you.
614
00:50:29,318 --> 00:50:32,070
- Can I play five dollars in coins, please?
- What?
615
00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:34,447
I'd like to bet five dollars.
616
00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:36,783
Five dollars. New roller coming out.
617
00:50:36,992 --> 00:50:39,160
- Kid looks like a shooter.
- I'll go for this.
618
00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:41,996
- Go for this. I'm ready.
- He looks like a shooter.
619
00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:43,873
- Yo, 11, 7, any way!
- Come on!
620
00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:45,417
- Seven. Any way.
- Seven now.
621
00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:47,961
- Seven. A winner!
- Yeah.
622
00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:49,796
Way to go, kid.
623
00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:53,258
- You wanna press it?
- Press it?
624
00:50:53,467 --> 00:50:55,051
I wanna press this up.
625
00:50:55,261 --> 00:50:57,262
- Press this up?
- Yeah. Yeah, press it.
626
00:50:57,471 --> 00:50:59,639
Give him the dice. He can do it.
Come on.
627
00:50:59,849 --> 00:51:01,975
- Come on, baby. Come on.
- Seven. Any way.
628
00:51:02,184 --> 00:51:03,810
- Seven. Winner!
- Yeah!
629
00:51:04,019 --> 00:51:05,562
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
630
00:51:05,771 --> 00:51:07,814
Fantastic. This kid's great.
631
00:51:08,858 --> 00:51:11,568
I'm sorry to bother you, sir.
May I see some ID?
632
00:51:11,777 --> 00:51:13,778
Yeah. ID? Sure.
633
00:51:16,657 --> 00:51:18,366
Thank you.
634
00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:25,039
Welcome to the Mirage,
Mr. Pappagiorgio. My name is Dean.
635
00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:27,876
Why do they do that
when we got a hot table? Why?
636
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:30,211
- Thank you, Dean.
- How do you like Yuma?
637
00:51:30,421 --> 00:51:31,921
Yuma. It's great.
638
00:51:32,131 --> 00:51:35,967
My wife and kids are back in Yuma
where I work in software...
639
00:51:36,177 --> 00:51:37,594
...in the software business.
640
00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:39,679
Hey, let the man roll the dice.
641
00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:43,224
No corrective lenses tonight?
642
00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:46,603
No, I do not require them.
643
00:51:48,063 --> 00:51:51,065
- Good luck, sir.
- Let's go, kid! Let's do this.
644
00:51:51,275 --> 00:51:52,692
- But you do.
- Come on!
645
00:51:52,902 --> 00:51:54,611
- Come on!
- Seven again.
646
00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:57,822
- Yes.
- Seven again! I can't believe it!
647
00:51:59,241 --> 00:52:03,703
- Russ? Audrey?
- Oh, Clark, don't wake them.
648
00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:13,755
Forget craps, forget blackjack...
649
00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:18,760
...if you wanna make money in a casino,
walk up to a baccarat table and say:
650
00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:21,262
"I wanna play baccarat."
651
00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:23,723
You feeling lucky tonight, Sparky?
652
00:52:23,933 --> 00:52:26,100
Not now, honey.
They're teaching me baccarat.
653
00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:27,936
I'm learning baccarat.
654
00:52:28,687 --> 00:52:30,480
Bet with the player.
655
00:52:32,358 --> 00:52:34,651
That's not exactly what I had in mind.
656
00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:38,863
Bet with the bank. Bet with the bank.
Bet with the player.
657
00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:40,740
Nine is a natural.
658
00:52:40,950 --> 00:52:43,076
Bet with the bank.
Bet with the player.
659
00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:46,538
Nine is a natural.
660
00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:48,998
Bet with the bank.
661
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:50,792
Bet with the player.
662
00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:53,002
Nine is a natural.
663
00:52:53,212 --> 00:52:54,921
- Bet with the bank.
- Clark!
664
00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:56,881
Eight is a winner. What?
665
00:52:57,091 --> 00:52:58,591
- Honey...
- Give me that.
666
00:52:58,801 --> 00:53:01,427
Think we ought to be doing this
before we get married?
667
00:53:04,098 --> 00:53:06,766
- Hard six coming out.
- What?
668
00:53:06,976 --> 00:53:08,017
Hit me.
669
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:10,979
Ow! Good night, honey.
670
00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,651
He'll do it again.
The kid's gonna do it again.
671
00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:18,236
- Do it again.
- Hit me!
672
00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:20,196
Right now. Ready?
673
00:53:21,490 --> 00:53:23,908
Seven out.
674
00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:29,205
- Nice roll, Mr. Nick.
- You did good, kid.
675
00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,917
- Thank you.
- Cash me in.
676
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:39,340
- Kid, you made me a lot of money.
- Great roll.
677
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:42,302
- Jilly from Philly.
- Nick Pappagiorgio from Yuma.
678
00:53:42,511 --> 00:53:45,388
Nick Pappagiorgio from Yuma?
You like getting massaged?
679
00:53:46,015 --> 00:53:47,807
- By who?
- By who? By me.
680
00:53:48,017 --> 00:53:50,143
Meet us in the spa
at 10:00 tomorrow morning.
681
00:53:50,352 --> 00:53:53,646
Randy, this guy is with us.
You take care of him.
682
00:53:53,856 --> 00:53:55,648
We're so impressed
with your playing...
683
00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:59,444
...we'd like to invite you to stay
in one of our suites. Follow me.
684
00:54:02,156 --> 00:54:06,534
And if there's anything you need,
don't hesitate to call me.
685
00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:08,578
Thank you.
686
00:54:40,027 --> 00:54:41,653
Oh, my God.
687
00:54:47,868 --> 00:54:50,453
Card counting, Clark?
688
00:54:50,663 --> 00:54:53,706
- Is that legal?
- Sharpens the player's edge.
689
00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:55,959
Hello.
690
00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:57,502
Hey! Here come the kids.
691
00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,380
Okay. What happened
to you last night?
692
00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:04,717
Hey, what are you having
for breakfast, lazybones?
693
00:55:04,927 --> 00:55:06,678
- Coffee.
- Make it three.
694
00:55:06,887 --> 00:55:08,471
Four it is. Hey, gang!
695
00:55:08,681 --> 00:55:10,348
Don't shout, Daddy.
696
00:55:10,557 --> 00:55:12,141
I had an idea.
697
00:55:12,351 --> 00:55:15,645
How about an "alone day"
where each of us Griswolds...
698
00:55:15,854 --> 00:55:19,732
...goes out and explores the city
of Las Vegas in their own personal way?
699
00:55:20,442 --> 00:55:22,568
I don't think that's a very good idea.
700
00:55:22,778 --> 00:55:23,987
- Great.
- Love you.
701
00:55:24,196 --> 00:55:26,280
Be back at 5.
702
00:55:27,533 --> 00:55:28,992
Oh, you'll have a great time.
703
00:55:29,201 --> 00:55:30,785
Have fun.
704
00:56:03,444 --> 00:56:05,278
Payback time.
705
00:56:10,576 --> 00:56:13,202
Five hundred dollars.
706
00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:15,121
You don't know when to quit,
do you?
707
00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:19,167
- Chips.
- Changing 500.
708
00:56:23,005 --> 00:56:24,297
Here's an idea:
709
00:56:24,506 --> 00:56:27,258
Why don't you give me half the money
you were gonna bet...
710
00:56:27,468 --> 00:56:31,846
...then we'll go out back, I'll kick you
in the nuts, and we'll call it a day?
711
00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:40,813
Pappagiorgio?
712
00:56:41,023 --> 00:56:44,984
- How are you enjoying that massage?
- I'm enjoying it, Jilly, I really am.
713
00:56:45,194 --> 00:56:48,362
You know what your problem is, Nick?
You're a nervous guy.
714
00:56:49,281 --> 00:56:51,074
You gotta learn how to relax.
715
00:56:51,283 --> 00:56:53,826
You're right, Jilly. I know I do.
716
00:56:54,036 --> 00:56:55,745
A little harder on the shoulders.
717
00:56:55,954 --> 00:56:57,538
That's it, kid.
718
00:56:57,748 --> 00:57:00,625
Now that you got that, all we gotta do
is teach you how to dress.
719
00:57:06,965 --> 00:57:09,092
Now aren't you a little slice of pie?
720
00:57:09,301 --> 00:57:11,636
Are you thinking of dancing, honey?
721
00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:14,222
- No.
- She's got a body for it, though.
722
00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:16,015
I do? Thanks.
723
00:57:16,225 --> 00:57:18,768
Well, do it while
you're young and foolish.
724
00:57:18,977 --> 00:57:22,688
I'm going to college in the fall, but
I'm doing volunteer work this summer.
725
00:57:22,898 --> 00:57:26,901
- Our prime years are few and fast.
- Woulda, coulda, shoulda.
726
00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:31,155
Helen, show this girl
something with a heel.
727
00:57:34,368 --> 00:57:35,910
Hit me.
728
00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:38,704
Yeah. Twenty.
729
00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:43,417
It's 20. It's a push!
730
00:57:43,836 --> 00:57:45,920
- I didn't lose.
- That's it.
731
00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:49,340
Griswold, you are freaking dead.
732
00:57:50,008 --> 00:57:52,301
I love you, kid!
733
00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:55,638
Fantastic. Unbelievable.
734
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:27,295
Ellen. Outrageous.
Where's the rest of the family?
735
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,881
They're busy.
736
00:58:30,757 --> 00:58:33,009
Did I catch you at a bad time?
737
00:58:33,218 --> 00:58:35,052
- Because I could just...
- No, no.
738
00:58:35,262 --> 00:58:39,557
A singer's body is his instrument,
and I believe in keeping it finely tuned.
739
00:58:40,434 --> 00:58:42,810
Come on in. Let's have some fun.
740
00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:49,400
Blackjack.
741
00:58:49,610 --> 00:58:50,943
Blackjack. Blackjack.
742
00:58:51,153 --> 00:58:53,446
- Yeah.
- Six!
743
00:59:10,172 --> 00:59:11,964
They're not bad.
744
00:59:12,925 --> 00:59:14,759
These boys aren't much to talk to...
745
00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:19,639
...but if you need a night away
from your cat, they're more than fine.
746
00:59:40,202 --> 00:59:41,953
No!
747
00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:44,705
Yeah!
748
00:59:58,136 --> 00:59:59,720
What? What did you say?
749
00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:02,807
I said, blackjack!
750
01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:11,357
Changing 1600.
751
01:00:14,528 --> 01:00:15,987
Lunch was wonderful.
752
01:00:16,196 --> 01:00:18,906
I hope you enjoyed the company
as much as the food.
753
01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:20,574
Oh, Wayne.
754
01:00:20,784 --> 01:00:22,994
Please, madame. Chin up.
755
01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:27,248
Ellen, you know,
I've always felt very blessed...
756
01:00:27,457 --> 01:00:30,251
...by all the gifts that I've been given.
757
01:00:30,877 --> 01:00:33,921
But after meeting you,
I realize how truly alone I am.
758
01:00:34,923 --> 01:00:38,009
But, Wayne, you have millions of fans.
759
01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:41,387
Please, they just love me
for my talent.
760
01:00:41,847 --> 01:00:44,849
I feel so many things right now.
761
01:00:45,058 --> 01:00:47,685
I wish I could spend
the rest of my life with you.
762
01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,563
Well...
763
01:00:50,772 --> 01:00:54,525
We could turn the den into a guest room.
But I don't know about your horses.
764
01:00:54,735 --> 01:00:58,904
Clark pretty much likes the garage
for the car and the lawnmowers.
765
01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:07,955
Ellen, you're too much.
766
01:01:08,165 --> 01:01:10,499
I have something for you.
767
01:01:20,302 --> 01:01:21,886
It's a lock of my hair.
768
01:01:25,057 --> 01:01:26,515
Gosh.
769
01:01:26,975 --> 01:01:29,643
Oh, it's getting late.
770
01:01:30,645 --> 01:01:34,273
I've gotta go. But thank you.
771
01:01:34,483 --> 01:01:36,525
- It's been wonderful.
- Ellen, wait.
772
01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:40,780
If you have nothing to do later,
please come back.
773
01:01:40,989 --> 01:01:43,032
I'm gonna make pasta.
774
01:01:47,788 --> 01:01:50,081
Come on, Griswold,
you think this sign's here...
775
01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:52,917
...to hold down the table?
776
01:01:54,169 --> 01:01:57,880
- What can I do with five dollars?
- Gee, I don't know.
777
01:01:58,090 --> 01:02:00,674
Buy a bullet and rent a gun?
778
01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:10,267
- Hey, I'll see you. Have a good time.
- Alrighty.
779
01:02:10,477 --> 01:02:12,311
Rusty?
780
01:02:13,522 --> 01:02:14,980
Ellen?
781
01:02:18,777 --> 01:02:20,653
Good luck, sir.
782
01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:23,364
I had a fantastic alone day, Clark.
783
01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:25,866
- It was a great idea.
- Oh, yeah.
784
01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:29,620
- Where did you get that stuff?
- At the men's store. Ask for Caesar.
785
01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:32,123
- Daddy!
- Oh, my God!
786
01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:35,251
- Look, Dad, Vickie took me to her stylist.
- Clark.
787
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:39,422
Did you know there were 92 individual
muscles in the human throat?
788
01:02:39,631 --> 01:02:42,466
All this time I thought I was unhappy
with you and Mom.
789
01:02:42,676 --> 01:02:47,138
But I was just dissatisfied with myself.
All that's changed, thanks to Las Vegas.
790
01:02:47,347 --> 01:02:51,392
Dad, this is Larry, Kurt and Ira.
They're professional entertainers.
791
01:02:51,601 --> 01:02:53,602
- Nice to meet you, sir.
- How do you do?
792
01:02:53,812 --> 01:02:56,021
You know what drives me crazy?
Baccarat tables.
793
01:02:56,231 --> 01:02:59,442
Larry can bend his leg up over his head
without falling. Wanna see?
794
01:02:59,651 --> 01:03:01,444
- See this.
- It's after-riding wear.
795
01:03:01,653 --> 01:03:04,071
- If those guys weren't bust-outs...
- Isn't it lovely?
796
01:03:04,281 --> 01:03:06,449
All of you come with me now.
797
01:03:06,658 --> 01:03:08,451
Not you.
798
01:03:13,999 --> 01:03:17,084
Now, listen, I know we haven't seen
a lot of each other lately...
799
01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:19,920
...and that's okay,
but we're the Griswolds.
800
01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:21,755
And we're on vacation.
801
01:03:21,965 --> 01:03:25,050
And starting right now,
we're gonna have a great time.
802
01:03:25,260 --> 01:03:27,219
But, Dad, we're having a great time.
803
01:03:27,429 --> 01:03:30,055
Who knew my sister had
the legs of a thoroughbred?
804
01:03:30,265 --> 01:03:32,349
- Am I right?
- Shut up, Russ.
805
01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:35,060
The point is, starting now...
806
01:03:35,270 --> 01:03:37,480
...we're gonna have
a great time together.
807
01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:39,565
How?
808
01:03:39,774 --> 01:03:42,234
How? Well...
809
01:03:42,444 --> 01:03:44,028
How?
810
01:03:46,990 --> 01:03:48,407
Well, we could all...
811
01:03:48,617 --> 01:03:53,454
...sit on a bench as a family
and watch a beautiful Vegas sunset.
812
01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:54,997
Wouldn't that be great?
813
01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:00,252
Audrey.
814
01:04:00,462 --> 01:04:03,756
We could count the bulbs
on the strip. Audrey.
815
01:04:04,299 --> 01:04:07,176
Larry's taking me to see the world's
largest thermometer.
816
01:04:09,930 --> 01:04:11,972
I got a teeny thing
happening downtown.
817
01:04:13,558 --> 01:04:16,101
I mean, you know...
818
01:04:19,648 --> 01:04:22,107
Ellen? I know what we can do.
819
01:04:23,318 --> 01:04:25,861
We can get remarried. Right now.
820
01:04:26,071 --> 01:04:28,822
There's a Honeymoon Slots tournament
at the Golden Nugget.
821
01:04:29,032 --> 01:04:32,952
And guess what.
Newlyweds get in for free.
822
01:04:33,578 --> 01:04:35,788
I've got news for you, Clark:
823
01:04:35,997 --> 01:04:37,748
I haven't said yes yet.
824
01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:45,256
- Well, if you're all too busy...
- You hang on a minute, mister.
825
01:04:45,465 --> 01:04:47,591
You brought us for a family vacation...
826
01:04:47,801 --> 01:04:51,762
...and the only time we've spent
together is on your way to the casino.
827
01:04:51,972 --> 01:04:55,349
- I've invited you.
- You find the Clark Griswold I married...
828
01:04:55,559 --> 01:04:58,310
...and tell him I'm at the Mirage.
829
01:04:58,520 --> 01:04:59,895
Come on, kids.
830
01:05:01,773 --> 01:05:06,485
Don't worry about me. I got plenty
I can do on my own in Las Vegas.
831
01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:16,704
Which hand is it in?
832
01:05:18,873 --> 01:05:21,333
Who wants it now?
Who wants it?
833
01:05:21,543 --> 01:05:23,460
There you go, you little heathens.
834
01:05:24,212 --> 01:05:26,171
Eddie, thanks for buying me dinner.
835
01:05:26,381 --> 01:05:29,174
Best buck-49 buffet in town, Clark.
836
01:05:29,884 --> 01:05:32,261
Clark, this is all-you-can-eat.
837
01:05:32,470 --> 01:05:34,888
We only need one plate.
838
01:05:35,098 --> 01:05:37,266
Oh, yeah. Okay.
839
01:05:44,024 --> 01:05:45,399
These rolls.
840
01:05:45,609 --> 01:05:47,484
Oh, I had that last time I was here.
841
01:05:47,694 --> 01:05:49,028
Fresh broccoli.
842
01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:52,489
- God bless you.
- Thank you.
843
01:05:52,699 --> 01:05:56,201
Maybe I'll just replace
these and take a carrot.
844
01:05:56,411 --> 01:05:57,911
And that's the macaroni.
845
01:05:58,121 --> 01:06:01,874
- That's good.
- No, let's get a little more.
846
01:06:02,584 --> 01:06:04,918
Some of this spaghetti Bolognese here.
847
01:06:06,046 --> 01:06:12,593
You're lucky you came on Italian night.
That stuff will knock your socks off.
848
01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:14,887
This doesn't look like chicken.
849
01:06:15,096 --> 01:06:16,764
Oh, you're right.
850
01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:19,725
This isn't chicken. This is chicken.
851
01:06:19,934 --> 01:06:21,810
Want some?
852
01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:25,230
- I think I'll just be over by the Saltines.
- Oh, okay.
853
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,983
- Here, go ahead.
- Go ahead and get us a table.
854
01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:33,489
I'll have some of the...
Some of the yellow.
855
01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:36,116
And don't get cheap on me.
856
01:06:42,707 --> 01:06:44,041
Mmm.
857
01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:47,670
This bread pudding is
extra-runny tonight.
858
01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:51,173
Eddie, when you look at me,
what do you see?
859
01:06:58,682 --> 01:07:00,891
Time's up, Eddie.
860
01:07:01,393 --> 01:07:02,810
I'll tell you what you see:
861
01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:05,562
You see a man
whose family counted on him...
862
01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:11,443
...to give them the best vacation ever.
And I can't do it. I can't do it, because...
863
01:07:13,571 --> 01:07:16,156
Eddie, you have something on your...
864
01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:20,577
- I get it?
- Yeah.
865
01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:24,707
Eddie, I've gambled away more money
than you'll ever understand.
866
01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:27,751
Try me.
867
01:07:32,090 --> 01:07:34,258
Twenty-two thousand,
six hundred dollars.
868
01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:37,136
Oh, God! Oh, God!
869
01:07:37,345 --> 01:07:38,721
- Oh, my God!
- Eddie.
870
01:07:38,930 --> 01:07:41,598
Oh, God!
871
01:07:41,808 --> 01:07:44,059
- Eddie! Please!
- Oh, my God.
872
01:07:48,106 --> 01:07:52,359
- Clark.
- I don't know what I'll tell Ellen. I mean...
873
01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:57,239
If I could just get that money back,
I could turn it all around.
874
01:07:58,074 --> 01:08:03,537
Clark, you've been so good
to Catherine and me through the years.
875
01:08:03,747 --> 01:08:05,330
I hate to see you down like this.
876
01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:08,250
I've got some...
877
01:08:20,388 --> 01:08:21,764
Money stashed away.
878
01:08:21,973 --> 01:08:27,936
And it'd be my honor to help you
in your time of need.
879
01:08:28,646 --> 01:08:30,564
You mean it?
880
01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:32,733
There's just one little problem.
881
01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:36,612
I forgot where I buried it.
882
01:08:38,698 --> 01:08:40,407
Is it safe to be digging like this?
883
01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:44,203
Oh, yeah.
Watch out for the scorpions.
884
01:08:52,754 --> 01:08:55,255
Yeah, I got money buried
all over this yard, Clark.
885
01:08:57,342 --> 01:09:00,052
I used to have quite
a little system for finding it.
886
01:09:00,261 --> 01:09:01,970
But... Oh, wait, here's something.
887
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:06,809
Twenty-eight dollars.
888
01:09:08,812 --> 01:09:11,146
Got one. Got one. Got one.
889
01:09:16,069 --> 01:09:18,779
- Six bucks.
- Oh, yeah. Yuban coffee.
890
01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:23,367
You know you can sprinkle that stuff on
anything. Ice cream, mashed potatoes...
891
01:09:23,576 --> 01:09:26,578
...or just eat it right out of the can
for a quick pick-me-up.
892
01:09:28,248 --> 01:09:29,706
Oh, my God.
893
01:09:30,250 --> 01:09:32,835
There must be over $100 in here.
894
01:09:33,378 --> 01:09:36,463
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's from
when I sold one of my kidneys.
895
01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:39,091
We didn't really need
the cash at the time...
896
01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:41,927
...but I figured with all
the advances in medicine...
897
01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:45,681
...I might as well sell it while
somebody still wanted to buy it.
898
01:09:45,890 --> 01:09:48,225
Smartest thing I ever did, Clark.
899
01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:52,145
Eddie, why do you have all this
money buried in the ground?
900
01:09:52,564 --> 01:09:55,065
For a rainy day, Clark.
901
01:09:55,275 --> 01:09:57,693
And we don't get too many
of those in the desert.
902
01:10:02,782 --> 01:10:04,783
Where's the nearest casino?
903
01:10:05,285 --> 01:10:07,202
Hello, room service?
904
01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:11,748
I'd like the crab Rangoon,
chicken fingers...
905
01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:14,793
...the Jackpot Burger...
906
01:10:15,003 --> 01:10:17,921
...and the Tropical Banana Torte.
907
01:10:20,091 --> 01:10:23,135
No, cancel that.
908
01:10:23,344 --> 01:10:25,220
I'm going out.
909
01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:28,390
I gotta warn you, Clark.
They don't play the same games here...
910
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:31,518
...that they do at them regular casinos.
911
01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:36,857
Eddie, this place is great.
912
01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:38,901
They don't have these games
at the Mirage.
913
01:10:40,361 --> 01:10:41,987
Pick a number? I'm great at that.
914
01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:45,449
Coin toss. Eddie, these are my games.
915
01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:48,243
Give me 20 bucks. War!
916
01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:51,330
You know,
Russ and I play this all the time.
917
01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:54,041
- I'm in.
- Here we go.
918
01:10:54,459 --> 01:10:55,751
Nine.
919
01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:57,628
That's fast.
920
01:10:57,837 --> 01:10:59,171
Give me another 20, Eddie.
921
01:11:02,342 --> 01:11:04,051
War. Bet again.
922
01:11:07,889 --> 01:11:09,681
- Nine again.
- You know, Clark...
923
01:11:09,891 --> 01:11:12,017
...maybe you ought to
spread it around...
924
01:11:12,226 --> 01:11:14,436
...not have all your fun
at just one table.
925
01:11:19,901 --> 01:11:22,527
Dealer has rock. Pay paper.
926
01:11:25,406 --> 01:11:27,908
- Call it.
- Clark, what say we go back home...
927
01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:30,827
...and bury what's left of my money?
- Heads.
928
01:11:32,205 --> 01:11:33,872
I'm sorry, sir, it's tails.
929
01:11:34,582 --> 01:11:36,291
Almost.
930
01:11:47,387 --> 01:11:49,221
Give me that! Give me that!
931
01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:50,847
- Clark.
- He cheated, Eddie.
932
01:11:51,057 --> 01:11:53,558
- Clark.
- He switched them. I saw him.
933
01:12:08,366 --> 01:12:10,075
- Four.
- Seven.
934
01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:14,955
Eddie, what am I doing?
935
01:12:16,082 --> 01:12:18,166
I need to go someplace
where a man can think.
936
01:12:18,376 --> 01:12:21,044
Oh, I wouldn't do that here, Clark.
937
01:12:21,254 --> 01:12:24,798
The stalls are awfully dirty
and they're backed up all the time.
938
01:12:25,591 --> 01:12:27,884
No. Eddie, I need to be alone.
939
01:12:28,886 --> 01:12:31,805
Oh, I see.
940
01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:33,849
You want me to go with you?
941
01:12:34,809 --> 01:12:36,935
All right. Come on.
942
01:12:39,063 --> 01:12:41,857
Come on, Clark. The night is young.
943
01:12:42,066 --> 01:12:44,943
They're giving away free
hot sandwiches at the blood bank.
944
01:12:45,153 --> 01:12:47,779
Hot sandwiches.
I'm not worthy of a hot sandwich.
945
01:12:47,989 --> 01:12:50,407
I'm not a father.
I'm not a husband. I'm nothing.
946
01:12:50,616 --> 01:12:53,910
Oh, you may feel like nothing now,
but look on the bright side.
947
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:58,206
You used to be something, and nobody
can ever take that away from you.
948
01:12:59,417 --> 01:13:01,043
Goodbye, Ellen.
949
01:13:01,252 --> 01:13:04,463
I'm sure you'll be happy
with Wayne Newton.
950
01:13:05,256 --> 01:13:06,965
Where am I gonna go?
951
01:13:07,175 --> 01:13:09,634
Well, you can live with us
right here in Vegas.
952
01:13:09,844 --> 01:13:11,344
We'll dig you a guest room.
953
01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:13,722
Rusty and my poor little Audrey.
954
01:13:13,931 --> 01:13:16,224
And in the evening
you can sit outside...
955
01:13:16,434 --> 01:13:19,603
...and you can tell us all how much
more good you used to have it.
956
01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:23,106
Look at all these happy families.
957
01:13:23,357 --> 01:13:26,109
Where did I go wrong?
What did I do?
958
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:31,865
Without my family,
there is no Clark Griswold.
959
01:13:32,075 --> 01:13:33,909
We could go into business
for ourselves.
960
01:13:34,118 --> 01:13:36,703
We can raise snakes,
maybe open up our own petting zoo.
961
01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:38,914
Yeah, that's what we could do.
962
01:13:39,123 --> 01:13:42,042
And we could have a lot of happy,
wonderful times, Clark.
963
01:13:42,502 --> 01:13:44,669
We'll get your money back.
964
01:13:44,879 --> 01:13:49,049
Eddie, I'm not worried
about my money.
965
01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:51,843
I don't care if I ever
get my money back.
966
01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:53,678
I gotta get my family back.
967
01:13:54,555 --> 01:13:57,974
- Well, what about my money?
- You stay here. I'll be right back.
968
01:14:00,228 --> 01:14:01,311
Police emergency.
969
01:14:01,521 --> 01:14:03,605
Hey! What are you doing there?
970
01:14:05,274 --> 01:14:08,527
- Uh-oh.
- Hey! Hey! Open up!
971
01:14:08,736 --> 01:14:11,196
- Open this door!
- Don't be alarmed. He's with me.
972
01:14:11,405 --> 01:14:13,740
Hey! Hey! Hey!
973
01:14:17,829 --> 01:14:19,704
Say cheese.
974
01:14:24,919 --> 01:14:26,795
Oh, Wayne.
975
01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:31,758
It's Dean Martin's recipe.
976
01:14:31,968 --> 01:14:34,177
I always make too much.
977
01:14:34,387 --> 01:14:36,638
Thank you so much
for having me for dinner.
978
01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:39,015
Ellen, I...
979
01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:41,476
There's something I have to tell you.
980
01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:44,354
Oh, no.
981
01:14:45,148 --> 01:14:46,523
Wayne, please don't.
982
01:14:46,732 --> 01:14:49,734
Ellen, I've always been a moral man.
983
01:14:50,528 --> 01:14:54,197
But my resolve is melting in the
blinding light of your precious smile.
984
01:14:54,615 --> 01:14:56,992
Maybe you're hungry.
Would you like some pasta?
985
01:14:57,201 --> 01:15:00,120
On your right is Treasure Island.
On the left is Harrah's.
986
01:15:00,329 --> 01:15:02,497
Next stop, Wayne Newton's house.
987
01:15:04,917 --> 01:15:06,710
Wayne, please.
988
01:15:07,461 --> 01:15:09,254
Please.
989
01:15:09,881 --> 01:15:11,673
Wayne!
990
01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:19,514
Ellen, don't worry. I'm here, honey.
991
01:15:19,724 --> 01:15:23,476
Get out of my way.
Hands off my wife!
992
01:15:27,064 --> 01:15:30,942
Clark, it's not the way it looks.
We were just having pasta.
993
01:15:31,152 --> 01:15:32,944
Ellen, I've been a fool.
994
01:15:33,154 --> 01:15:37,365
And not a loveable fool who clowns for
the delight of children and small people.
995
01:15:38,451 --> 01:15:41,786
But a fool who's only fooling himself.
996
01:15:42,788 --> 01:15:45,624
Clark, you're back.
997
01:15:45,833 --> 01:15:48,376
You have got to be kidding me.
998
01:15:48,586 --> 01:15:50,962
Oh, why don't you go sing something?
999
01:15:51,172 --> 01:15:55,258
Ellen, I've learned that
a family vacation only works...
1000
01:15:55,468 --> 01:15:58,929
...when you're with your family.
And you and Russ and...
1001
01:15:59,138 --> 01:16:01,348
- Audrey.
- Audrey.
1002
01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:03,475
You are my family.
1003
01:16:03,684 --> 01:16:08,688
And the most important thing is for us
to get back together before it's too late.
1004
01:16:09,106 --> 01:16:11,816
- What do you say, Ellen?
- I'm with you, baby.
1005
01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:13,693
Then let's go get our kids.
1006
01:16:20,117 --> 01:16:21,743
- Is there a charge for parking?
- No.
1007
01:16:21,953 --> 01:16:23,453
Park it.
1008
01:16:26,749 --> 01:16:29,459
Hey, have you seen this person?
1009
01:16:29,669 --> 01:16:31,795
Mr. Pappagiorgio. Yeah, Lanai 6.
1010
01:16:32,004 --> 01:16:33,421
My son.
1011
01:16:33,631 --> 01:16:36,007
Mr. Pappagiorgio?
1012
01:16:36,217 --> 01:16:37,926
Let's go.
1013
01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:41,304
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
1014
01:16:45,226 --> 01:16:46,559
- Rusty!
- Russ!
1015
01:16:46,769 --> 01:16:49,854
- Oh, Clark, do something.
- Okay. Look out.
1016
01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:57,237
Russ! Rusty!
1017
01:16:59,824 --> 01:17:02,075
Oh, my little baby boy!
1018
01:17:02,285 --> 01:17:06,079
- Rusty?
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
1019
01:17:11,919 --> 01:17:13,586
Russ.
1020
01:17:14,714 --> 01:17:18,216
Am I right? I mean, am I right?
1021
01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:21,970
- Oh, Nick.
- So I says to him...
1022
01:17:22,179 --> 01:17:24,347
...I said, "Get your own monkey."
1023
01:17:24,974 --> 01:17:26,766
Oh, my Lord. Rusty!
1024
01:17:27,601 --> 01:17:30,061
Oh, you must be lost.
This is Mr. Pappagiorgio.
1025
01:17:30,271 --> 01:17:33,189
His name is not Pappagiorgio.
His name is Rusty Griswold...
1026
01:17:33,399 --> 01:17:36,943
...and he's a C-plus student. Now,
out of the pool! Let's go, young man!
1027
01:17:37,153 --> 01:17:38,820
- Dad!
- Now!
1028
01:17:43,576 --> 01:17:46,453
I'm looking for an underage kid
named Pappagiorgio. Seen him?
1029
01:17:46,662 --> 01:17:49,748
Yes, he stole my wallet.
He's back there.
1030
01:17:51,292 --> 01:17:52,667
- Where's your sister?
- Audrey?
1031
01:17:52,877 --> 01:17:54,419
She's with Vickie somewhere.
1032
01:17:54,628 --> 01:17:56,463
- Where's Vickie?
- Where's Vickie?
1033
01:18:09,101 --> 01:18:11,853
- Mr. Pappagiorgio, your usual table?
- Not tonight.
1034
01:18:12,063 --> 01:18:14,564
You are in deep trouble, my friend.
1035
01:18:15,149 --> 01:18:16,775
Excuse me.
1036
01:18:26,369 --> 01:18:28,036
Hey, everybody!
1037
01:18:28,245 --> 01:18:29,579
Vickie, where's Audrey?
1038
01:18:33,042 --> 01:18:34,376
Oh, my God.
1039
01:18:37,797 --> 01:18:39,798
- Our baby.
- Hang on, honey!
1040
01:18:40,007 --> 01:18:41,883
Daddy's coming to get you!
1041
01:18:43,010 --> 01:18:45,845
Excuse me.
Get out of my way, please.
1042
01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:49,307
- What do you think you're doing?
- You told me to get a summer job!
1043
01:18:49,517 --> 01:18:53,645
What? Ten years of tap-dancing
lessons and this is how you repay me?
1044
01:18:53,854 --> 01:18:55,730
Let's go, young lady.
1045
01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:58,441
Excuse me! Excuse me!
1046
01:18:58,901 --> 01:19:00,944
Come on, let's get out of here.
1047
01:19:09,370 --> 01:19:14,040
Oh, Daddy. I don't know what
I was thinking. Let's go home right now.
1048
01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:17,544
- Yeah, when are we going?
- Let's just quit while we're ahead.
1049
01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:20,797
Ahead or behind, what does it matter?
1050
01:19:21,006 --> 01:19:24,717
- We still have each other.
- Sparky.
1051
01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:28,304
And when we get home, even though
I've lost most of our money...
1052
01:19:28,514 --> 01:19:32,892
Wait a minute.
"I've lost most of our money"?
1053
01:19:33,102 --> 01:19:34,978
How much did you lose?
1054
01:19:35,896 --> 01:19:38,481
Well, with the checks
and the credit cards...
1055
01:19:38,691 --> 01:19:42,193
...a couple of trips to the ATM
and the plane tickets I cashed in...
1056
01:19:42,403 --> 01:19:47,449
...I don't know, 22, 23,000 dollars.
Somewhere in there.
1057
01:19:47,658 --> 01:19:50,076
- What?
- Dad, what about my tuition?
1058
01:19:50,286 --> 01:19:53,246
- You were gonna buy me a snowboard.
- We still have our love.
1059
01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:56,958
That's what I've come to realize.
1060
01:19:57,168 --> 01:20:00,587
Clark, how much money
do you have right now?
1061
01:20:03,048 --> 01:20:05,008
I'm broke.
1062
01:20:05,342 --> 01:20:07,302
- Rusty?
- I spent it all.
1063
01:20:07,511 --> 01:20:09,262
Having an entourage is expensive.
1064
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:12,974
- Audrey?
- No pockets.
1065
01:20:15,519 --> 01:20:19,522
I've got two dollars.
1066
01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:25,361
Clark, get our money back.
1067
01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:32,702
There.
1068
01:20:35,706 --> 01:20:37,999
I'm telling you,
this is not the way to do this.
1069
01:20:38,209 --> 01:20:41,544
- Can't your parents wire us money?
- There.
1070
01:20:43,214 --> 01:20:47,467
Oh, Keno. Oh, this is easy.
I saw this on TV.
1071
01:20:54,099 --> 01:20:56,976
Okay, you gotta pick 10 numbers.
1072
01:20:57,186 --> 01:20:59,854
We've gotta play the kids' birthdays,
16 and 7.
1073
01:21:00,064 --> 01:21:02,607
Oh, and Dad's old football number, 44.
1074
01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:13,701
- Excuse me, is that your family?
- Yeah.
1075
01:21:14,161 --> 01:21:17,539
- You're a lucky man.
- Luckiest guy on earth.
1076
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:20,667
Don't forget Grandma
and Granddad's anniversary.
1077
01:21:21,627 --> 01:21:23,878
I never got married. I was scared.
1078
01:21:24,088 --> 01:21:26,756
Afraid to take the risk. Beautiful children.
1079
01:21:27,841 --> 01:21:31,344
Oh, thank you. We're very blessed.
1080
01:21:31,554 --> 01:21:33,429
This whole thing
is money, money, money.
1081
01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:36,975
Let me tell you something.
Money isn't everything.
1082
01:21:37,309 --> 01:21:39,978
I sit here alone, you know.
Nobody cares.
1083
01:21:40,437 --> 01:21:43,356
If I win at something,
I have nobody to share it with.
1084
01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:47,610
Well, you have your health.
1085
01:21:47,820 --> 01:21:50,822
- It seems you have a hobby.
- Yeah, a hobby I got. That's it.
1086
01:21:51,031 --> 01:21:52,991
My health...
1087
01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:56,494
If I did have a family,
I'd like it to be like yours.
1088
01:21:59,999 --> 01:22:02,875
Tonight, consider yourself
part of our family.
1089
01:22:04,795 --> 01:22:07,046
Yeah. I'm gonna take you up on that.
1090
01:22:07,256 --> 01:22:09,007
- Really. Thank you.
- Okay.
1091
01:22:09,216 --> 01:22:10,842
Nice of you.
Good luck.
1092
01:22:11,051 --> 01:22:13,469
- Hey, Dad, game's almost starting.
- Yeah.
1093
01:22:17,725 --> 01:22:20,184
- Seven.
- It's seven.
1094
01:22:20,394 --> 01:22:22,562
It's Audrey's birthday.
1095
01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:24,397
We're gonna do it.
1096
01:22:24,607 --> 01:22:26,232
Ten.
1097
01:22:30,321 --> 01:22:33,114
- Fourteen.
- Doesn't matter.
1098
01:22:33,490 --> 01:22:36,868
Even eight matches wins $15,500.
1099
01:22:37,077 --> 01:22:39,162
Twenty-two.
1100
01:22:40,914 --> 01:22:42,832
Thirty-three.
1101
01:22:45,377 --> 01:22:46,878
Eighty.
1102
01:23:01,185 --> 01:23:03,978
Your final number, 54.
1103
01:23:12,738 --> 01:23:16,240
I won. I won. I won.
1104
01:23:16,450 --> 01:23:18,159
I won!
1105
01:23:19,787 --> 01:23:22,622
I won! I won!
1106
01:23:23,165 --> 01:23:25,792
All the years I've waited for this.
Years!
1107
01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:30,505
I've been coming here for...
I've never won once, and now I won.
1108
01:23:30,714 --> 01:23:35,134
The money is mine. I have the money.
The money is mine. I got it!
1109
01:23:35,344 --> 01:23:38,638
For the first time, I got the...
1110
01:23:46,063 --> 01:23:48,314
Hey, sir, are you all right?
1111
01:23:51,026 --> 01:23:52,568
Rusty.
1112
01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:56,072
Get... Go get someone.
1113
01:23:57,741 --> 01:23:59,325
Sir.
1114
01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:04,831
Oh, my God.
1115
01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:07,500
I won. I won the money.
1116
01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:10,712
I won. I won the money.
Did you hear me? I said I won.
1117
01:24:10,921 --> 01:24:13,715
- It's okay.
- It's here. Right here.
1118
01:24:15,843 --> 01:24:18,177
- That's wonderful.
- I won the money.
1119
01:24:18,470 --> 01:24:21,055
I won the money.
1120
01:24:21,390 --> 01:24:23,307
That's wonderful.
1121
01:25:00,637 --> 01:25:02,638
What did he say?
1122
01:25:02,848 --> 01:25:05,141
I think he said, "Take the ticket."
1123
01:25:06,518 --> 01:25:08,936
He said, "Take the ticket"?
1124
01:25:09,271 --> 01:25:11,272
I think he did.
1125
01:25:19,323 --> 01:25:22,241
He's gone.
There was nothing you could do.
1126
01:25:22,910 --> 01:25:26,037
- We'll never even know his name.
- He was Mr. Ellis.
1127
01:25:26,246 --> 01:25:29,165
- The loneliest guy I ever saw.
- He would've given anything...
1128
01:25:29,374 --> 01:25:32,752
...just to have someone sit with him
and say a few nice words.
1129
01:25:44,389 --> 01:25:46,224
Jeez.
1130
01:26:20,384 --> 01:26:24,387
I hope you kids have learned
something about the dangers of gambling.
1131
01:26:24,596 --> 01:26:27,098
No, no, Sparklet.
Don't blame gambling.
1132
01:26:27,516 --> 01:26:29,851
Gambling is what made America great.
1133
01:26:30,060 --> 01:26:35,690
You see, kids, when Columbus
set sail on a little rickety boat...
1134
01:26:35,899 --> 01:26:39,068
...and let it ride to the New World
on a single tank of gas...
1135
01:26:39,278 --> 01:26:42,446
...that was a gamble.
Ben Franklin, Thomas Edison...
1136
01:26:43,156 --> 01:26:45,074
...Albert Einstein, all gamblers.
1137
01:26:45,492 --> 01:26:48,828
- Wasn't Einstein German?
- Hard to tell from his accent, Russ.
1138
01:26:49,246 --> 01:26:51,330
But I do know one thing.
1139
01:26:51,540 --> 01:26:53,583
When a beautiful young
blond co-ed...
1140
01:26:53,792 --> 01:26:57,670
...took a chance on a gangly boy
of a man named Clark...
1141
01:26:57,880 --> 01:27:00,548
...she was taking a gamble too.
1142
01:27:06,096 --> 01:27:09,640
Ellen Priscilla Ruth Smith Griswold...
1143
01:27:13,812 --> 01:27:16,147
...will you remarry me?
1144
01:27:29,077 --> 01:27:31,871
Ellen Griswold, do you promise
to love and honor Clark...
1145
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:33,873
...for as long as you both shall live?
1146
01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:37,919
Oh, God!
1147
01:27:41,048 --> 01:27:44,008
- I do.
- Clark Griswold, do you...?
1148
01:27:44,217 --> 01:27:46,886
I love you, Eddie.
1149
01:27:49,222 --> 01:27:51,015
Promise to love and honor Ellen...
1150
01:27:51,224 --> 01:27:54,644
...for as long as you both shall live?
- I do.
1151
01:27:55,103 --> 01:27:58,940
I don't care if you ruined my life.
I love you!
1152
01:27:59,858 --> 01:28:02,610
Then by the power vested in me
by the state of Nevada...
1153
01:28:02,819 --> 01:28:05,196
...and the Las Vegas
Entertainers' Association...
1154
01:28:05,405 --> 01:28:07,156
...I now pronounce you man and wife.
1155
01:28:07,366 --> 01:28:08,783
You may kiss the bride.
1156
01:28:28,011 --> 01:28:29,387
Eddie...
1157
01:28:30,138 --> 01:28:32,390
...this is for you.
1158
01:28:32,599 --> 01:28:35,685
Clark, where did all this come from?
1159
01:28:35,894 --> 01:28:38,938
Well, we were very, very
fortunate last night, Eddie...
1160
01:28:39,147 --> 01:28:42,650
...and I think the Griswolds...
We learned something on this vacation.
1161
01:28:42,859 --> 01:28:47,613
And that is that it's not what you have
but who you have to share it with.
1162
01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:50,116
- Dad.
- In a minute, Russ.
1163
01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:54,620
You see, the promise of material
possessions can often blind one to the...
1164
01:28:54,830 --> 01:28:56,414
What is it, Russ?
1165
01:28:56,623 --> 01:28:58,290
Those four cars over there...
1166
01:29:00,252 --> 01:29:01,961
...they're mine.
1167
01:29:03,547 --> 01:29:06,590
What do you mean, they're...?
They're yours?
1168
01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:07,967
Yeah.
1169
01:29:10,554 --> 01:29:13,055
- Where'd you get them?
- I pulled four slot machines...
1170
01:29:13,265 --> 01:29:17,768
...and I won four cars, you know.
I put a dollar in, I got a car.
1171
01:29:17,978 --> 01:29:20,479
Okay. I think I get it.
1172
01:29:20,689 --> 01:29:23,607
- Give me the keys, please.
- Five thousand dollars?
1173
01:29:24,067 --> 01:29:27,069
- Excuse me a minute.
- Five thousand dollars.
1174
01:29:29,114 --> 01:29:31,991
Okay, Ellen, you drive the red one.
1175
01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:33,868
You take the white one.
1176
01:29:34,077 --> 01:29:37,288
You take the Mustang, and I'll take
that big black thing over there.
1177
01:29:37,497 --> 01:29:39,373
After you, Mr. Pappagiorgio.
1178
01:29:39,583 --> 01:29:41,292
- Goodbye, Eddie.
- Goodbye, Clark.
1179
01:29:41,501 --> 01:29:42,960
- Bye, everybody.
- Bye, Ellen.
1180
01:29:43,170 --> 01:29:45,546
- Bye, Eddie.
- Bye.
1181
01:29:47,257 --> 01:29:48,966
- Bye, guys!
- Bye!
1182
01:29:49,176 --> 01:29:50,843
Drive carefully!
1183
01:29:51,053 --> 01:29:52,970
Have a good trip!
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