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["GIVE ME ALL YOUR LOVE"
BY MASIITI / SAUCKE PLAYING]
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[flicks through radio stations]
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Shut up!
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[PHONE NOTIFICATION]
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[ANOTHER PHONE NOTIFICATION]
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[INSECT BUZZES]
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Get out.
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[CAR RUNS OVER EDGE BUMPS]
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Fuck!
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[CAR CROSSES MIDDLE LINE,
ONCOMING CAR SOUNDS HORN]
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Fuck.
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[SOUND OF LOOSE STRAP]
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Oh no...
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Fuck you.
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[INDICATOR CLICKS]
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Hey!
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You drive like a chook,
you fucking doughnut.
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What are you doing, you dick brain?
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What are you, are you blind?
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Are you drunk?
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Hey!
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Bighead!
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Oi!
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Fuck-features!
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What?
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I...
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How old are you?
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I'm 16 mate. It's none
of your fucking business.
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Where are your... your learner plates?
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Where's yours?
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- No, I'm forty-fucking...
- Oh, if you got your learners,
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you might have been taught to check
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the fucking road before you pull out!
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I d... I did, I checked the road
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and you weren't there,
and then-then I...
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- Oh, fuck!
- Aaah!
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- Oh, fuck!
- Oww!
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- Ow, ow, oh, yeah.
- Ow!
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Is that... ? Oh, fuck. I'll
call... I'm gonna call a...
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just stay there, I'll call
the thing, the... ambo.
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Fuck... um... bastard.
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I've got no reception.
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- Did you have reception?
- I don't have a phone.
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- Really? Why not?
- Okay, can you fucking focus, fuckarse?
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Yeah, um... all right, uh...
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- Mildura is like 45 k's away, right?
- How the shit would I know?
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Mildura's, like, big.
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They'll have a hospital, or
a medical centre or something.
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You-you can drive
because your car's fine.
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- Ute.
- What?
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It's a ute. And you're gonna have
to drive it, so try not to crash it.
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Y... uh...
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Uh... Fuck.
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- Um...
- Are you kidding me?
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But it's my...
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- piano.
- And this is my arm, cockface.
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We can just, um, take the trailer
off and hook it to the ute.
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- We can do that, right?
- Yeah, you reckon?
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- The axle's gone... genius.
- Aah, fuck.
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Fuck.
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Okay. Okay, fine. Come on, we gotta go.
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- Come on. I... I'll drive.
- Fuck.
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Stick it on the back!
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Okay, stop!
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This is not gonna
work, it's way too high.
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Oh, stop your whinging. Dig a hole.
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["GOLDEN ERA" BY BRIGGS PLAYING]
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Ta-daa!
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Ha ha!
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What's your name?
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Meg.
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- That short for Megan, or... ?
- No, short for Steve.
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What's yours?
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Lucky.
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It's Lachlan, but... always been Lucky.
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[PHONE NOTIFICATION]
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Jesus.
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- Are you right?
- Who's Toby?
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- No one, can I have it, please?
- Oh what, is he your boyfriend?
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- What does it say?
- Are you on a plane?
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Are you, Lachlan? Are you on a plane?
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You should give your mum
and dad a call and let...
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- Don't you think you should give them a c...
- No!
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- I just think that y...
- It's none of your business but, is it?
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Fine, I don't actually
give a shit, dude.
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Dood... Dood...
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Don't you fricking dare.
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- Where are you taking it, anyway?
- Perth.
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Why?
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I don't have a choice.
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- What a pain in the arse.
- Yeah, I wasn't expecting to have
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a fucking car accident.
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- I don't believe in accidents.
- Oh, great, I'll tell the
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- car hire company.
- No, dickhead.
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I believe in car accidents.
I just don't believe in...
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accidents, as in...
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- Coincidences.
- Coincidences, coincidences, yeah.
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Yeah, I don't believe in coincidences.
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Everything happens for a reason.
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- Ow! Be careful!
- I can't help it, there are bumps.
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Yeah, well you don't
have to aim for them!
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Can we turn this music...
off... for... a minute. Please?
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You have to have music
when you're driving.
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It just does my head in,
please. I just need a break.
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Five minutes, please?
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Thank you.
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It's just, like...
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too many things have to
happen to make a thing happen.
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You know?
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If I'd have done one
thing different today,
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one tiny thing, like if I'd
have brushed my teeth for longer,
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then I wouldn't have been on the
road at that specific point, would I?
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And maybe you would've ran into
somebody else and-and killed them or...
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ran into a tree and been...
crashed in a... a burning wreck,
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and I wouldn't... have
even known or given a shit.
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Now, I have met this
weird Chewbacca guy,
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driving my ute and he's probably
like a psycho murderer or something.
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'Cause you pretty much
have to be a psycho
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to not want to listen to
music when you're driving.
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Wouldn't ya?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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It's your turn.
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The least you could do is
distract me. Come on, talk.
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- Or music.
- Okay, okay.
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- Have you heard of ELO?
- Earlobe?
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E.L.O. British fusion
band from the 1970's, ELO?
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- Oh, it doesn't matter.
- No.
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So, one of the founding members
of ELO was Mike Edwards, right?
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- A cellist.
- What's a cellist?
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- It's a person who plays the cello.
- Right.
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Anyway, one day Mike Edwards
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is driving along a road
in Devon, in England.
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And one of those huge hay bales rolls
down a hill and lands on his car.
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Kills him instantly. He
didn't even know what hit him.
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What are the chances, hey?
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Well...
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Devon is pretty hilly, so let's say,
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one in ten of those hay bales
sits on some kind of slope.
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And maybe one in a thousand of them
sometimes goes for a little roll.
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And let's say maybe one
in twenty of those slopes
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leads to a road where a car
goes past any given point
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some number of times an hour.
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And maybe one in every
three or four thousand
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of the drivers of those cars
is an artist of some repute.
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So, the chances that one
day one of those hay bales
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was gonna kill a moderately
well known cellist is...
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reasonably high.
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Well... not high, but...
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The thing is, when the numbers
are big enough, which they are,
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one in a million things
happen all the time.
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Nothing happens for a reason.
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Or everything happens for
no reason. One of those.
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You are so boring.
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How would you rate your
pain out of 10, Meg?
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- What's 10?
- 10 means it would be unbearable.
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I don't know, 2 and a half? 2?
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- 2?
- 2... W-wouldn't 9 be like
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your face is on fire or something?
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So then 7 would be like, I don't
know, having your knee shot off?
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- And then 5 would be...
- Okay. Are you left-handed?
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- No, I'm...
- Great.
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So you can fill this in
and your dad can help.
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- Yeah.
- Oh. No, I'm not...
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- Excuse me!
- Um...
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- I'm not actually her...
- Yeah. Come on, Dad!
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[SOMEONE GROANS AND OPENS A CAN]
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Paul? No.
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- Already opened it.
- No!
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- I'm gonna get going.
- Your piano's on my ute.
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Yeah, I know but I... I have
to figure out how to get it off.
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[PHONE NOTIFICATION]
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Shit.
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- PAUL: My soul hurts!
- RECEPTIONIST: That's your liver, Paul.
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- What's your last name?
- Flynn.
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- Flynn, okay.
- Why?
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Wh... no, no, no, no,
no, we're not doing this.
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- Yes. Yes, we are.
- No, no.
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- No, we can't... I'm not...
- Yes, we do.
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We can't lie on a government form.
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It's not a government
form, you fucking nerd.
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- It's just a plain doctor's thing.
- Meg?
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- Why... ?
- Yeah? Coming!
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- Come on, Dad!
- Meg!
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- No.
- Okay.
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- You're not doing this.
- You want them to know
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that you had an accident,
that was your fault and,
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you left the scene,
with a minor injured?
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I didn't do anything. I drove
you here and now I'm going.
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I'm actually in a serious hurry.
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- I'll tell 'em you're a perv.
- What?
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- Yeah. I'll tell them you're an old perv.
- What?
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Sorry?
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Um... we're just shocked
by the acne statistics.
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- That's... terrible.
- It's terrible.
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- It's a surprising figure.
- Yes.
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Okay. You can wait here.
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- Meg.
- You're my dad,
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or you're a fucking pedo. Got it?
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- Wh...
- Love you, dad!
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So how can the excess be half
the value of the bloody car?
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Shit!
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Right. Uh-huh.
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So in your world the
word "comprehensive" means
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literally its own opposite.
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When I... when I ticked the box
"comprehensive" I was actually saying
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"Please get me the insurance
that's not comprehensive."
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But... no, but that... you're lying.
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That... that's... no,
I'm not abusing you,
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I'm just trying to
articulate my frustration.
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- Fuck!
PAUL: All I want is a little respect...
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why are you... are you
talking to me like I'm not...
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- a... a... human being now?
- Shh! All right. Paul, enough!
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PAUL: I built a house once!
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Well, I thought I'd send you a video.
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Because, I don't know,
you might watch it.
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Miracles happen.
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Oh, do you like my beanie?
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Barbara made it and,
uh... took her two weeks,
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so we're never gonna hear the end of it.
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- Uh... Oh, look, I'm the full Peter Garret...
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You watching porn in a hospital?
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So inappropriate.
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- What did the doctor say?
- He thinks it's broken.
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LUCKY: All that training...
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The X-ray guy isn't here
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so they can't do an X-ray,
so they can't, like, set it.
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But they gave me this, so...
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- How long?
- His daughter's in Wicked.
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- What?
- Yeah. X-ray guy's daughter's in Wicked,
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which starts at 6 in Dimboola, so...
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You can go.
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Okay...
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Don't worry, I told them
I did it playing netball.
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Why did you tell them that I'm your dad?
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I don't know, they would've...
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asked a whole lot of
fucking boring questions.
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This makes me feel really
nice. You want some?
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It's kind of like, it still
hurts, but... you don't care.
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Where's your real dad?
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Um... pub.
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If he's having a good day.
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Okay. [CLEARS THROAT]
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Sorry about your...
244
00:16:21,695 --> 00:16:22,695
Bye.
245
00:16:24,545 --> 00:16:26,614
How are you gonna get
your piano off my ute?
246
00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:28,877
- I'll figure it out.
- Then what?
247
00:16:28,902 --> 00:16:30,027
I'll figure it out.
248
00:16:32,915 --> 00:16:34,429
I'm going to Perth, too.
249
00:16:35,076 --> 00:16:36,076
What?
250
00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:39,046
- No, you're not.
- Yeah, I am.
251
00:16:39,049 --> 00:16:40,812
I'm gonna go stay at my mum for a bit.
252
00:16:40,837 --> 00:16:42,102
Your mum lives in Perth?
253
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:44,335
Yeah, she works in the
mines, in Kalgoorlie.
254
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,925
- Kalgoorlie's not Perth.
- Pretty close.
255
00:16:46,950 --> 00:16:49,189
- It's 600...
- Anyway, I haven't seen her in
256
00:16:49,214 --> 00:16:51,546
ages and she wants to,
like, reconnect or whatever.
257
00:16:51,555 --> 00:16:53,584
You can't drive to Kalgoorlie.
258
00:16:54,531 --> 00:16:55,531
Why not?
259
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:59,498
Cos it's 3000 kilometers
across a massive, weird desert,
260
00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:01,830
and you've got a broken fricken thingie.
261
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,450
- Well, isn't that lucky?
- How?
262
00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:07,336
That the knobjockey that
broke it is also going to Perth,
263
00:17:07,339 --> 00:17:08,932
- and can take me, so...
- Aah?
264
00:17:08,935 --> 00:17:10,027
- Yea.
- No!
265
00:17:10,039 --> 00:17:13,150
- No?
- No, no, no, no, no. You... you're a...
266
00:17:13,736 --> 00:17:15,775
- you're a nightmare!
- What?
267
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,795
I mean, apart from the fact that
you're incredibly fricking annoying,
268
00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:22,396
- you just threatened to tell people that I'm...
- [RAISED VOICE] A pedo?
269
00:17:23,026 --> 00:17:24,099
Jesus Christ.
270
00:17:24,124 --> 00:17:28,137
... maybe in two weeks or
so. ... stay here for...
271
00:17:28,162 --> 00:17:29,543
Nah.
272
00:17:29,568 --> 00:17:30,846
Nah? Okay.
273
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,181
Nah.
274
00:17:33,827 --> 00:17:36,150
- See ya.
- Mm-hmm. Whatever!
275
00:17:36,175 --> 00:17:37,672
- Bye!
- Bye-bye!
276
00:17:55,244 --> 00:17:56,353
Hi, Jez.
277
00:17:56,378 --> 00:17:58,407
I had a car, like a
proper car accident...
278
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,706
No, I'm not asking for money...
279
00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:01,260
I'm just trying to get back to Perth.
280
00:18:01,263 --> 00:18:04,453
I... I mean, I am, but it would
just be a loan for, like, five days.
281
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,157
No, I'll pay you back... or a week.
282
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,697
No, Paddy... two, two weeks.
283
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:09,885
Seriously.
284
00:18:09,910 --> 00:18:13,301
No, no, I'm totally fine. It
was three years ago, Gemma.
285
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,496
Yep. No, no, no...
286
00:18:14,521 --> 00:18:17,605
The hire car wiped out my bank
account, when my car got... Mm-hmm.
287
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,203
I don't remember saying
it, if I did. Okay.
288
00:18:20,206 --> 00:18:21,824
Yeah, I know I still owe
you money, but I just...
289
00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:24,325
No, Steph... It'll be,
like, five days... Paddy!
290
00:18:29,014 --> 00:18:30,014
Fuck.
291
00:18:45,819 --> 00:18:49,307
Eclipse Mobile wishes to advise
that you have insufficient credit
292
00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:52,381
- to make the call.
- Friggin... fuckshit.
293
00:18:54,336 --> 00:18:58,868
- No 10s or 20s. 50 or 100.
- But I've only got this.
294
00:19:02,549 --> 00:19:05,211
Is there anywhere else
that I can get phone credit?
295
00:19:05,236 --> 00:19:06,477
Shouldn't think so.
296
00:19:13,879 --> 00:19:15,519
I'll have this muesli bar, please.
297
00:19:44,621 --> 00:19:47,787
Barbara made it and,
uh... took her two weeks,
298
00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:49,420
so we're never gonna hear the end of it.
299
00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:54,906
Uh... Oh, look, I'm the full
Peter Garrett under here.
300
00:19:57,194 --> 00:19:58,722
But I'm feeling good though.
301
00:20:00,009 --> 00:20:02,131
Uhh, listen, love.
302
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,888
Been talking to the others, Locky,
and... you need to come home.
303
00:20:08,632 --> 00:20:11,860
It's been eight years and,
uh... enough's enough.
304
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,277
Everyone makes...
305
00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:19,110
Tobes...
306
00:20:37,286 --> 00:20:38,700
PAUL: What have you got there?
307
00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:41,929
LUCKY: It's a coffin.
308
00:20:42,886 --> 00:20:44,086
[PAUL LAUGHS]
309
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,847
No, that's a piano, eh?
310
00:20:47,528 --> 00:20:50,244
- You play?
- Not if I can help it.
311
00:20:50,823 --> 00:20:52,681
PAUL: I used to play the oboe.
312
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:56,355
Of all the fucking things.
313
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,380
The duck...
314
00:21:01,653 --> 00:21:03,394
- Mate!
- Aaah... what?
315
00:21:03,419 --> 00:21:04,419
Um...
316
00:21:05,268 --> 00:21:06,783
Could I have some beers?
317
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:10,075
- Get your own beer.
- Um... I've got...
318
00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:19,362
$16.20.
319
00:21:30,146 --> 00:21:32,071
You look after your little girl.
320
00:21:32,096 --> 00:21:33,126
Next thing you know,
321
00:21:33,129 --> 00:21:36,766
she'll be 28 and she'll be
blaming you for a shit life.
322
00:21:36,791 --> 00:21:39,025
And she'd be right, I suppose.
323
00:21:39,050 --> 00:21:41,169
Sorry, they're a bit warm.
324
00:21:45,243 --> 00:21:46,243
Cheers, mate.
325
00:21:46,926 --> 00:21:48,126
[PAUL BELCHES]
326
00:21:53,169 --> 00:21:54,369
Ugh.
327
00:21:59,180 --> 00:22:01,113
[LUCKY PLAYS HAUNTING MELODY]
328
00:23:32,668 --> 00:23:34,027
- Mr. Flynn.
- Yes?
329
00:23:34,535 --> 00:23:38,121
- Hi. Hi.
- I just had a message from the radiologist.
330
00:23:38,146 --> 00:23:41,559
He forgot he was on call tonight, so
he's kind of gone and gotten drunk...
331
00:23:41,584 --> 00:23:43,821
- at Wicked...
- Oh.
332
00:23:43,846 --> 00:23:45,303
- ... in Dimboola.
- Yeah.
333
00:23:45,306 --> 00:23:46,539
- Sorry.
- Okay.
334
00:23:46,564 --> 00:23:48,955
But we have got another
one coming from Bendigo,
335
00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:51,110
but she's probably at least
a couple of hours away.
336
00:23:51,113 --> 00:23:53,144
- I'm really sorry.
- Okay, that's great.
337
00:23:53,169 --> 00:23:54,516
I mean, that's terrible.
338
00:23:54,541 --> 00:23:56,909
But it's good that someone's coming...
339
00:23:56,934 --> 00:23:59,212
- Whe... where are you going?
- I... I have...
340
00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:01,636
I'm just keeping an eye
on the stuff in my ute...
341
00:24:01,661 --> 00:24:04,140
- Ah... Is that a piano?
- Yeah, it's a piano.
342
00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:05,143
- Aah?
- Yeah.
343
00:24:05,146 --> 00:24:06,805
- Do you play?
- No.
344
00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:07,830
I mean, not at night.
345
00:24:07,855 --> 00:24:10,167
- Not at... in hospitals.
- Yeah, no.
346
00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:11,529
- No, I didn't...
- Didn't mean here.
347
00:24:11,532 --> 00:24:12,817
- Just meant in general.
- Yeah.
348
00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:14,546
- Do you... play?
- No. Yes.
349
00:24:14,571 --> 00:24:15,659
- No. Good.
- No. No.
350
00:24:15,684 --> 00:24:17,084
- Okay. Night.
- Good night. Thanks.
351
00:24:18,849 --> 00:24:21,049
["GET FREE" BY THE VINES PLAYING]
352
00:25:20,752 --> 00:25:22,686
[SOUND OF A UTE ENGINE]
353
00:25:59,556 --> 00:26:01,561
Choccie croissant?
354
00:26:02,796 --> 00:26:04,793
- It's still warm.
- Thanks.
355
00:26:06,751 --> 00:26:07,751
Uh, yeah.
356
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,174
What's the diagnosis?
357
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:16,740
MEG: It's bad.
358
00:26:17,295 --> 00:26:18,455
You're a cockwomble.
359
00:26:20,363 --> 00:26:21,563
[LAUGHS]
360
00:26:27,762 --> 00:26:28,890
Fractured radius.
361
00:26:30,304 --> 00:26:32,576
- Want me to sign it?
- Piss off.
362
00:26:36,210 --> 00:26:38,326
I'm like your... your hay bale, eh?
363
00:26:39,677 --> 00:26:40,677
What?
364
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,314
You're like that...
that... that earlobe guy,
365
00:26:43,339 --> 00:26:44,476
and I'm your hay bale.
366
00:26:45,879 --> 00:26:47,629
One in a million, baby.
367
00:26:48,347 --> 00:26:50,881
["LIVIN' THING" BY E.L.O. PLAYING]
368
00:26:55,603 --> 00:26:57,586
By the way, you owe me 50 bucks.
369
00:27:40,181 --> 00:27:42,381
["GOLDEN ERA" BY BRIGGS PLAYING]
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