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Hey!
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Hey, Victor. What
are you doing?
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What's it look like I'm
doing? I'm showering.
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Yes, I can see that.
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But I really don't think you
should be taking advantage
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of Calvin's property like this.
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It's... it's not right.
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Well, I'm on Calvin's property,
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but I'm using your water.
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Does that make you
feel any better?
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No, it does not make
me feel any better.
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Victor.
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I know you're not taking
a shower in my yard.
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He sure is, but you know what,
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if it makes you feel any
better, he's using my water.
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It would make me feel better
if he was wearing pants.
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Let me get my paper, man.
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Oh, hey, hey, man.
That's my towel.
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And that's my loofah,
but you can keep that.
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- Oh, what?
- Yeah, and then he had the nerve
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To ask me for a towel.
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Man, ever since Crackhead
Victor lost his house,
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he has taken his antics
to a whole new level.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, if only there was a...
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a strong Black man
who could talk to him.
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You know, someone
in the neighborhood
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who everyone looks up to,
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and who just loves getting
in other people's business.
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Nope, nope, not gonna happen.
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Every time I try to help
him, I always get burned.
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Last time,
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he stole the seats out my truck.
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Had to drive to work
in a lawn chair.
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Come on, Dave. We out of here.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Keisha!
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Hey, Uncle Que.
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Yo, I heard Keisha just
broke up with Big Time Slim.
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Okay, I have always
had a crush on her.
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And now that we're
a little bit older,
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it's finally time for
me to shoot my shot.
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Listen, save your
marshmallow bullets, Cupid.
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Right.
- You're not exactly Keisha's type, bro.
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Yeah, man, she likes
rappers. You know, thugs.
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Dudes with tattoos and swag.
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You know, basically
everything opposite of you.
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Yeah.
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Trust me, I'll get my chance.
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And when I do, I'll be ready.
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: Okay.
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Bye, Uncle Que.
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Thanks, Marty.
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Top
of the morning to ya!
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Oh.
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Well, this has gone too far.
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So, Gemma, what's got your
husband's tight khakis
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in a bunch?
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We just found Victor
napping in our car.
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What?
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Yeah, he says the
pine smell helps
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with his allergies.
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Aw... Calvin, honey.
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I think it's time for you
to talk to Victor again.
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No, babe.
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I've been down that road
with him too many times.
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It's a dead end.
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Calvin, you watched
Victor grow up.
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He was like a nephew to you.
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Wow, I didn't know you and
Victor were that close.
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Oh, are you kidding me?
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Calvin loved Victor so much,
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that when Victor wanted
to become a barber,
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Calvin let him
practice on his hair.
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And it was that love
that saved his behind
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when he pressed and curled
my hair like Al Sharpton.
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Wait, so you guys knew Victor
before he started using?
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Yeah.
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He got hooked after he was
deployed to Afghanistan.
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Oh, what a shame.
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He risked his life
for our country,
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and then he ended
up on the streets.
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You know, the VA has a rehab
program to help veterans.
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I could probably
get him some help.
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Yeah, you know what,
look, I can handle Victor.
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Calvin, you've done enough.
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I once helped my college
roommate kick NoDoz.
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Calvin, please go save my man.
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Okay, Dave.
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Now listen, in order
to help Victor,
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- first we got to catch him.
- Mm-hmm.
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And when he's using,
he gets super skittish
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when he feels threatened, so...
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we got to treat him like
a wild bear in a mosh pit.
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Calvin, I got this.
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People don't call me
Speedy Johnson for nothing.
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Nobody calls you Speedy Johnson.
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Everybody calls
me Speedy Johnson.
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Oh, my...
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Okay, here comes Victor.
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Remember what I
said. Don't move.
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Hey, Victor.
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Uh...
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can I talk to you for a second?
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Go! Go, go, Speedy!
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Victor, get back here!
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No, Victor, no.
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Victor!
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Yeah, I wouldn't do
that if I were you.
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I got him.
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- Nice haircut, man.
- Thanks.
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What just happened?
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Crack, Dave. Crack happened.
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All right, come on.
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Mmm, you know what
this cupcake needs?
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A paying customer?
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Sorry.
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I'm just always
hungry all the time.
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I'm eating for two.
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Yeah, well, right now
you're eating for free.
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Oh, I'm so happy
you're both here.
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I'm looking for
some fashion advice
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from some cool, hip women.
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- Oh, thank you, baby.
- OH, that's so sweet.
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Yeah, but since I
couldn't find any,
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I thought I'd come to you two.
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Talk fast, boy.
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Okay, okay. Uh...
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It's time for me to
go in a new direction,
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clothes-wise.
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I love any kind of makeover.
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Makeup, clothes, bathrooms.
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I live for a reveal.
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Okay, well,
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are you up-to-date on the
latest street fashion?
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I'm gonna have to do some
light Instagram stalking,
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- but I am sure I can figure it out.
- Okay.
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Well, since I've got these
cupcake orders to fill,
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I'm gonna leave my
baby in your hands.
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Oh, hell nah!
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First, you eat up
all my cupcakes,
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and then you turn my son
into one of the Migos.
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Nailed it!
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Gemma got your boy
nice. No cap, Tina.
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You call me Tina again,
I'm-a cap that ass.
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- I'm sorry, Mama.
- Yeah.
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Since we can't outrun him,
we got to outthink him.
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All right? Give me
your sunglasses,
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your phone and your wallet.
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: Okay, come on.
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All right.
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There.
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The crackhead trap is set.
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Okay, here he comes,
here he comes.
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Hide, hide.
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Gotcha.
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All right, let me
out of here, man.
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All right, look, Victor,
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all we want to do is talk, man.
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Okay, come on, Victor.
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I can always get another lamp.
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No, no, no! No!
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Not my Ed Sheeran
autographed ukulele.
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Victor, listen to me, man.
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You better get off that table.
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You can't tell me what to do!
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I'm a grown man!
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What's going on?
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Why is Victor on my table?
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Boy, if you don't get down...
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I'm gonna give you everything
your butt signed up for.
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Yes, ma'am.
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I'm talking about everything
your butt signed up for.
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Man, when are they
gonna get here?
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I'm ready to get
this intervention on.
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Trey, why are you so excited
about Victor's intervention?
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Because for the first time,
I'm on the other side, player.
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: Oh, yerp.
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What up, yo?
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Hey, hey, hey,
hey. Sorry, man.
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The barbershop is closed.
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Malcolm, it's me, Marty.
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I know it's you, Marty.
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I'm pretending I don't know you.
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Man, go home and change!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Don't hate, man.
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I have the look of the Migos
with the attitude of Ice Cube.
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You look like a wide
receiver on draft day.
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What is this all about, Marty?
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Hey, man, just...
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Never mind.
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Marty?
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Is that you?
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Yeah, fo sho, baby.
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Fo sho.
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But the streets call me Big Mar.
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This is a way different look
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than what you were
sporting earlier.
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Uh, yeah, that-that's because
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you caught me in
my court outfit.
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You see...
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:
a bad man got caught
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for doing bad men things.
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It's like watching Al
Roker try to Crip Walk.
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Yeah, you need to get
with a real G like me,
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because I move in silence.
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Like the "G" in "lasagna."
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So, can a bad man
walk a girl home?
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: Fo sho.
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Like the song says,
"Today was a good day."
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Where is it?
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Well, Victor, I lied to you.
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There is no cotton candy.
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I knew it.
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Okay, come on, man.
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Look, I had to get you to
your intervention somehow.
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Victor, we know what
you've been through.
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This is a chance for you to
tell all of us how you feel.
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You don't care how I feel.
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When y'all look at me, all
you see is Crackhead Victor.
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You know what, that's it, guys.
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First, we got to stop
calling him Crackhead Victor.
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All right? Addiction
is an illness.
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It's not who he is.
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Look, Vic.
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I know you feel like
no one understands you.
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That's exactly how I felt
when I came home from Iraq.
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Hold up, you're a veteran, too?
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Yeah.
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So I know firsthand
how hard it can be
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to adjust to civilian life.
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Look, PTSD, it affects
all of us differently,
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but you got to know,
you're not alone.
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Nobody asked anyone
to worry about me.
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Yet here we all are.
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Dave, tell him the plan.
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All right, well,
look, it wasn't easy.
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I made a ton of calls,
and all the rehab beds
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were taken in the
neighboring VA hospitals.
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But I was able to find you a bed
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an hour away in Loma Linda,
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if... if you're ready.
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Look, man, we've all
been working really hard
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to get you back
to the old Victor.
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Newsflash, Calvin.
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The old Victor's gone.
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I left him back in Afghanistan.
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I came back to nothing but pain.
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My parents died.
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I lost my friends.
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I lost myself.
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The only thing that can
help me with that pain:
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drugs.
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Hey, Victor, look, all my
pops is trying to say...
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I know what he's trying to say.
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But I ain't trying
to hear it right now.
258
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,169
Victor, I swear, if
you walk out that door,
259
00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:44,470
I'm done with you.
260
00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:50,476
Victor.
261
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,311
Come on.
262
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:05,524
Ooh...
263
00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:07,460
That movie went hard, right?
264
00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,462
Yeah. Yeah.
265
00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:11,130
You know, I give it two guns up.
266
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:13,165
Pow, pow.
267
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,470
You know, when we were younger,
268
00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:19,438
I always thought you were cute.
269
00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:22,842
Just a little too nice and
soft, if you know what I mean.
270
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,844
Oh, yeah. I hear
you. I hear you.
271
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:28,247
But, you know, maybe
sometimes being nice and soft
272
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,982
isn't so bad.
273
00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,517
Maybe.
274
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,853
But I like roughnecks like you.
275
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,421
: Oh... Yeah, yeah.
276
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,756
: That tickles.
277
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,227
Tell me, Big Mar.
278
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:44,296
What's the baddest
thing you've ever done?
279
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:46,465
Oh, uh...
280
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,035
Hmm...
281
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,104
I mean...
282
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:54,373
One time,
283
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,243
I took spare change and
threw it in a sacred well.
284
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,013
Oh. "Spare Change" is
a rapper's name, right?
285
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,982
Yes. Yeah, yeah.
286
00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:05,160
Uh, yeah, yeah, let me
straighten it out for you, baby.
287
00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:07,853
Okay. So, Lil Spare Change
was a wannabe rapper.
288
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,056
I took him and DJ Dollar Bill
and threw them in that well.
289
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,526
You feel me?
290
00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:14,977
I feel you, Big Mar.
291
00:13:14,978 --> 00:13:16,362
Ooh.
292
00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:18,531
I feel you.
293
00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:21,467
Errbody do, baby.
294
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,336
Errbody.
295
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,608
Hey, hey, what you ladies up to?
296
00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:33,145
Oh, just looking through old
photos of the neighborhood.
297
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:36,615
You know, people,
places, Victor.
298
00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:38,417
Oh, no.
299
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,419
Look, I've done
everything I can.
300
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,888
Even Dave tried.
You-you were there.
301
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,924
He almost lost his baby guitar.
302
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:48,394
I hear what you're
saying, but, aw...
303
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:51,530
look at this old picture
of Victor and Calvin.
304
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,065
Aw, Victor looks so good there.
305
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,935
- Ah.
- Aw.
306
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,303
You remember that day?
307
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,006
Yeah. Of course.
308
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:02,408
This was Victor's senior prom.
309
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:04,176
He didn't have money for a limo,
310
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:08,347
so I rented a tux and
chauffeured him and his date.
311
00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:10,082
That's so sweet of you.
312
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:12,318
Yeah. After that, Victor
signed up for the Army.
313
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:14,620
You were so proud of him.
314
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,156
Yeah.
315
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,357
I was.
316
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,627
Ooh, let me get my bat.
317
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,195
Oh, it's just Victor.
318
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:26,232
Oh, well, shouldn't you
turn your alarm off?
319
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:27,566
No, he's got the code.
320
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:29,335
He'll leave once his
sinuses clear up.
321
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,505
Okay, I, um...
322
00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:35,174
I need you to do
me a favor, baby.
323
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,451
I need you to take
these to Victor.
324
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:38,344
Oh, no. Come on, Tina.
325
00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:40,045
No, no.
326
00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:41,614
I've done all I could
do for this guy.
327
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,515
I'm not going back out
there. Forget about it.
328
00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:45,217
Come on, baby. If you do it,
329
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,486
I'll act like it's
your birthday tonight.
330
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:54,660
O-Okay.
331
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,496
But I still get my real
birthday, too, right?
332
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,665
Oh, most definitely.
333
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,502
Victor.
334
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:06,205
Come on, man. Open up.
335
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,107
Mmm.
336
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,409
Pine. That does smell nice.
337
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:14,346
Look, Tina wanted
me to give you this.
338
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,681
I'm out.
339
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,017
Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait.
340
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,685
What's-what's this?
341
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,987
I don't know. Tina must've
put it in your bag.
342
00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:24,590
Yeah, I remember this.
343
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,091
My dad's lawn mower
had broken down,
344
00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:27,469
and instead of taking
it to the repair shop,
345
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:28,694
you taught me how to fix it.
346
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:32,364
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
347
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,566
And you used that lawn
mower to start cutting grass
348
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,511
in the neighborhood and
make yourself some money.
349
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:38,437
Bought your first
pair of Jordans.
350
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,039
Sure did.
351
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,007
Only for them to be
stolen by a crackhead.
352
00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:44,043
- The irony.
- Hmm.
353
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,645
Yeah.
354
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:52,518
I didn't ask to be
this way, Calvin.
355
00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:55,087
Not everyone wins at life.
356
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,523
Look, Victor.
357
00:15:57,589 --> 00:16:00,459
Everybody has a
story to tell, man.
358
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:03,162
And luckily for me, I've
been a part of yours.
359
00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:05,631
I remember when you were
that scrawny little kid
360
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,566
who just moved into
this neighborhood.
361
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:10,436
I remember taking
you to get ice cream
362
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:13,105
when you got straight
A's in middle school.
363
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,417
Or hiding you from your mama
when you threw that boomerang
364
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,443
- through her picture window.
365
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:20,012
Tore my butt up twice
when she found me, too.
366
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,151
I miss you, Mama.
367
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,523
Look, man.
368
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,393
I don't care about all
the stuff you've done.
369
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,495
All right, I know you.
370
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,530
The real you.
371
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:40,132
And, uh...
372
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,369
Well, I love you too much
373
00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:45,804
for this to be how
your story ends.
374
00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,606
But...
375
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,041
that's not up to me.
376
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:53,045
It's your story.
377
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,485
Tonight was on point, Big Mar.
378
00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:01,053
Oh, yeah, you know,
379
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,680
the best part of the
night for me was...
380
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,691
That part.
381
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,210
Mmm, cherry.
382
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,163
Good night, Big Mar.
383
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:14,099
Uh, yeah, good, uh,
good night, Kiki.
384
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,547
So, how was your
date, Nice Cube?
385
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:32,384
Man, it was exhausting.
386
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:36,455
I had no idea it was
so hard being so hard.
387
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,526
All right, check
this, little bro.
388
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:42,394
I know that Keisha has been
389
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:44,763
- your most wanted since we were kids...
- Yeah.
390
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,432
But, Marty, you
don't want a woman
391
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:47,800
who doesn't dig you for you.
392
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,536
You're right.
393
00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:53,539
And-and I-I plan on
coming clean to Keisha,
394
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,741
once we're married and have
our twins, Luke and Leia.
395
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,211
Look, man, you are
my little brother,
396
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,613
and I don't just
love you, I like you.
397
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,383
And I would hope that
any woman you end up with
398
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,685
would love you
and like you, too.
399
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:09,388
All right, man.
400
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,558
God,
401
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:15,561
if Keisha is for
me, give me a sign.
402
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,668
The Lord has spoken.
403
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:26,338
Hey, I just got invited
to a release party,
404
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,874
and there's only one bad
boy I want by my side.
405
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,376
Oh, hell yeah, girl, I
love album release parties.
406
00:18:32,462 --> 00:18:33,479
You're so funny.
407
00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,147
It's not an album release party.
408
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,482
This is a prison release party.
409
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:37,783
What?
410
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,485
Lil Murder Junior just got out.
411
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,620
But his name is
Lil Murder Junior!
412
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,422
Technicality.
413
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,724
It's okay if I go freshen up?
414
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,293
What?
415
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,395
: Technicality.
416
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,336
Morning, Calvin.
417
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,881
You want some help getting
him off your porch?
418
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:03,375
Nah. Just let
him sleep it off.
419
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:07,646
Okay, I'm ready.
420
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,214
Ready for what?
421
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:10,415
I'm ready to get help.
422
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,385
Uh...
423
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:14,972
Did I hear what I
thought I just heard?
424
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,655
Yeah, Dave.
425
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:19,291
My man Victor here said
he's ready to get help.
426
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:22,194
Our man is ready to get help.
427
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,463
Our man is ready to get help!
- Guys!
428
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:25,797
This ain't helping.
429
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,867
Hold on. Let me grab my keys.
430
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:31,054
- Be right back.
- All right, well, come on. Hurry up.
431
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:34,782
Hey, hey, hey. Ain't you
gonna get dressed first?
432
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:36,708
You can't waste time
when a man is ready.
433
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:39,711
Victor, you are in good
hands with me and Calvin.
434
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:40,879
We got you.
435
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:46,485
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
436
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,620
Yeah, all right.
Well, back it up.
437
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:55,661
Okay, now we got you.
438
00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:58,463
It's true. And then,
439
00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,965
at the party, guns
start going off,
440
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,234
so I hit the ground,
and Keisha says,
441
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:03,702
"Real men don't duck."
442
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,773
Well, sounds like it's
bye-bye, thug life,
443
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:09,841
and hello, Star Trek marathon.
444
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:12,010
: Man, hey,
that's right, baby.
445
00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:13,495
The geek is back.
446
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,958
Well, we knew that when you
walked in in that sweater.
447
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,289
Hon, you don't
have to jump a car.
448
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,600
No man living off of
crack and Now and Laters
449
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:27,359
is gonna outdo me.
450
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:28,803
You know what, she's
right, man. Yeah.
451
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,529
- Don't do it.
- Eh?
452
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:31,706
Until I get my camera ready.
453
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,664
- Baby!
- Calvin!
454
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:33,865
No, this is gonna be good.
455
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:35,367
- Oh, my gosh. -
- All right.
456
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,336
- Okay. - Go! Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh, baby.
457
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,704
Yeah. WorldStar!
458
00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:47,312
Aw, man.
459
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:49,281
I didn't press record.
460
00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:50,549
You gonna have to do it again.
461
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