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["Carried Away" playing]
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♪ It's like suddenly ♪
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♪ All that's important is in front of me ♪
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♪ I already know what we're gonna be ♪
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♪ You look so good in this light ♪
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♪ I love to love ♪
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♪ I love all the waysfeel so much ♪
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♪ I get carried away ♪
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♪ I love to love ♪
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♪ I love to love ♪
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[phone alarm rings]
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[whimsical music playing]
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[yawns]
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Good morning, guys.It's me, Padgett Head to Toe here,
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where we talk about makeovers,self-improvement,
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and how to becomethe most spectacular you you can be.
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Now, as I always saywhen it comes to makeovers,
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it's your insides that count.
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But your outsidesare the first thing people see.
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I didn't get my full eight last nightbecause I was up studying,
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and as some of you saw,
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baking some super delicious treats.
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So, this morning's routine isgoing to take a little bit extra effort.
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Wow, okay. You guys havealready asked a lot of questions.
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So let's dive right in.
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{\an8}CandyLaLa09, cute name by the way,
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{\an8}wants to know how my morning routineis different after a late night.
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{\an8}Great question, Candy.
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These Bunny Venom revival eye patchesare always my fav for eye puff.
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I had coffee last night,which is super dehydrating,
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{\an8}so I'll work insome Alo Head-to-Toe Glow Oil
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{\an8}to get rid of the drynessand add a whisper of cream blush.
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{\an8}Okay, ZoeWorld88 says she has a giant zit,
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{\an8}and they're taking her senior picturesin two days. Poor thing.
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Rule number one,never try to pop it with your fingers.
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Apply a warm compress.
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Oh! DIY quick fix,take some soft toilet paper,
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a little toothpaste,
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dab it on. Dries it right out.
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-[whimsical music stops]-[gardening equipment whirring outside]
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-Hey, another late night?-Ah, 7:00 to 7:00.
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-Hmm, how was it?-Well, let's see.
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We had, hmm, two heart attack victims,
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a toddler with a watch batterystuck in her nose.
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-Oh my gosh.-[Mom] Yeah.
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And a gentleman on methwith a stab wound to the neck.
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Yikes! What a nightmare.
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Yeah, it was pretty awful.They were just thrashing around,
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cursing at everyone,spitting on the orderlies.
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-Man, meth really messes you up.-Oh no, that was the toddler.
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Yeah. The guy on methactually seemed really sweet.
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Until he smiled.
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His teeth, ugh… Pretty rough.
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[gasps] Yes![singsong] I've been waiting for this!
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Almost $3,000 for, um…
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Tell me what you do again?
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I'm just mostly kidding.
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But I just hope that some of itgoes towards your college fund.
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-Not more of---[Padgett] Mom.
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Those shoes cost more than our dishwasher.
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These are Bunny Venom comps. Totally free.
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Which reminds me, do you have any ideahow my bill from the plumber got paid?
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Oh! Yeah, I Venmo'd the repairman.
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-Honey.-What?
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I saw the bill on the counter.
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I figured, I mean, you work so hardto keep us in the school district.
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Yes, this amazing school districtfull of snotty, entitled trust funders.
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Hey, some of my best friendsare entitled trust funders.
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Exactly. And then you feelthis tremendous pressure to keep up.
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You want me to go to a collegefull of entitled trust funders.
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And I'm actually late to meet the oneswho drive me to school every day.
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-Love you. [kiss]-Mm.
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Bye.
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["Electric" playing]
♪ Oh, I can see it, see it ♪
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♪ If you believe it then you can ♪
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{\an8}♪ There's no reasonThat this life can't be ♪
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{\an8}♪ Electric ♪
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{\an8}[car honking]
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{\an8}[phone keyboard clacking]
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{\an8}[girl 1] Brake! Ugh.
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-Hi.-[girl 1] Hey.
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Oh, please tell me those aren'twhat I think they are.
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What?
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Croquembouche with white cream filling.I saw your story.
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From scratch.And I made them with almond flour
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because Jordan is gluten-free now.
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-Seriously?-He's shooting his big video today.
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-I wanted to surprise him.-Oh right. The big follow-up single.
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-What's it called again?-"Turf War in the 424."
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-[scoffs]-[girl 2 laughs]
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He's being ironic, I think.
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And it's a lot of pressuredealing with all this sudden fame.
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Please. The guy's completely gorgeouswith half a million followers.
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-What does he have to be stressed about?-I don't know.
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-Why don't you ask him when you see him?-Yes! I'm so down.
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So where's the set? Hollywood?
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-Beverly Hills?-Canoga Park.
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[both] Ew.
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Isn't that the Valley?
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That's like the valley of the Valley.
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Buckle up, ladies.
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[Jordan] ♪ Jordan V. D. ♪
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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Just another golden day ♪
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[girl singing]
♪ But I'm here and I'm 'boutta get paid ♪
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♪ On the mean streets ♪
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♪ Of PaliLittle freaks in they jeeps ♪
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-[boy] Hey!
-♪ Don't play ♪
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-♪ On the mean streets of Pali ♪
-Brin, I know you can hear me.
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-♪ Gonna surf, ride, yeah, we slay ♪
-[turns on car stereo loudly]
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♪ Nine miles from UCLA ♪
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Nope.
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-Never touch my Bose.-[turns off car stereo]
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Why do you listento that crap all the time?
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Jordan Van Draanen's music is not crap.You haven't even heard his other songs.
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Okay, what are his other songs?
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He hasn't recorded them yet.
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[laughs]
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You act like you're so above it all,but I think you're just jealous.
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Of what?
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Jordan's this super popular guyin your grade, and you're just a…
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A fountain of truthin a world of bullshit?
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-Yes, you're welcome.-[Brin] Ugh.
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-Why hate everything remotely popular?-No, see, I hate things that suck.
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Whether they're popular or notis outside my control.
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[interrupts] ♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ It's Jordan Van Draanen, damnit! ♪
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[man on PA]
Attention Cali High Earthquakes,
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this is Principal Bosch announcingthis year's prom theme, Under the Sea,
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which really doesn't make sensebecause technically you'd be in the sea,
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not under it,
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but it's the committee's decision,and I support them.
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Dude.
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-You cleaned out all the Sun Chips.-Uh-huh. Yeah. So?
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[shutter clicks]
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-Where'd you get that shirt?-I found it.
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-In your truck.-Hmm.
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What? It looks better on me, man.
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Yeah, sure.I'm gonna start stealing your stuff.
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So, what's on the sched for the weekend?
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Um, I have work Friday, and then we have
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that Jimmy Wang double featureat the New Beverly, right?
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The same double featurewe saw last weekend?
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No. That was Johnny Wang, all right?
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Jimmy's Taiwanese, Johnny's Chinese.Totally different.
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Right. Sounds like more sweaty dudeskicking each other in the nads.
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How about we see my friend Jada's band?She's opening for Bunker Mose at The Door.
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Isn't she the one who triedto hit me with her ukulele?
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You called her music twee and derivative.
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Well it is.
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Look, I gave her a complimentfor keeping her songs under two minutes.
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Oh my God. Seriously.
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[speaking indistinctly]
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She acts like she doesn't even know me.
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That's just becauseshe's tremendously ashamed of you.
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Huh.
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Hi, little sis!
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Did you get your Lunchables?
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Oh, don't forgetto take your laxatives too!
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-The doctor says you need to stay regular!-[Brin] Shut up!
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[laughing]
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Oh my God.
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You're so evil, you know that?
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Um, did you talk to your parentsabout our trip?
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'Cause I was thinking,what if we start in Portugal
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instead of Spain,
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and then we make our way upnorth from there.
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Well, wherever we do end up,
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as long as we get backby August for my orientation.
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UC Riverside, really?
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What? I think I'd do really well therewithout having to work very hard.
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Plus, it's near Legoland.
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I effing love Legoland.
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Isn't UCSD the one near Legoland?
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I think I made a huge mistake.
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This is so cool. I've never beenon the set of a music video before.
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[woman] Try working on one.We're an hour behind, wardrobe just quit,
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and I am 90% sure I'm getting pink eye.
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-Ew.-Jordan's trailer's this big one here.
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Make it fast.We're calling him to set soon.
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Okay, we'll do it live.
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When I cue you,press this and follow me inside.
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Yep, I know how to work a phone.
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-Thanks.-And action.
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{\an8}Okay, guys. We're live here, and surprise!
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{\an8}We're on the setof Jordan's brand-new video
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{\an8}in beautiful Hollywood, California.
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{\an8}-[coughs] Canoga Park.-Same thing.
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{\an8}[giggles] I can't wait to see his face.
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{\an8}-[knocking]-Hello?
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{\an8}-[music playing]-Wow. He's really blasting that music.
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{\an8}Is he listening to himself?
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{\an8}Yeah. So?
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{\an8}Come on.
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[trailer door opens]
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-[Padgett] Jordan?-[music playing loudly]
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-Jordan!-Padgett?
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-[girl] Padgett!-What are you doing?
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What do you think they're doing?
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-Okay, let's not freak out here. Okay?-Oh my God. I'm so, so sorry.
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I have no idea how this happened.
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Padgett, I'm such a big fan.
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I'm Aniston, by the way.
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Your name is Aniston?
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It's a family name.
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Well, you've made them very proud.
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-Thank you.-[Padgett] Ugh!
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-You scumbag!-Padge.
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I made you croquembouche!
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[Jordan] Okay.
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I even made them with almond flour
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so you wouldn't fartduring your precious video!
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-Check this out.-[Padgett] I can't believe you!
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Is this why you told menot to visit the set?
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So you could hook upwith the backup dancer?
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-[Jordan] No!-[grunting furiously]
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Oh my God! [laughing]
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I think I just sawJordan Van Draanen's thing.
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-[Padgett] Aniston is not a first name!
-Not too shabby, JVD.
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[Padgett grunts] I hate you!
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-After everything we've been through?-[Jordan] Padgett!
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We're over, okay?
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Know what? You don't deserve me, my love,and you don't deserve my croquembouche.
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-You croquem-douche!-[girl 2] Padgett!
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What?! [gasps]
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You're still live.
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[exhales heavily]
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[bangs]
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[fading low whir]
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[phone ringing]
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-[Padgett grunts]-[knocking on door]
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Padgett, you feeling okay?Missing school today?
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[Padgett groans] Mom, I'm fine.
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I just wanna be alone.
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I went through all the troubleof putting cereal in a bowl with milk.
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[Padgett] Lucky Charms? Mom--
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I know it's not reallywhat you eat anymore,
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but it cheered you up when you were eight.
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Look, I'm just not hungry, okay?
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Suit yourself. [spoon taps]
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[crunching]
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Hmm! Wow. The marshmallows.
246
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-I forgot about the marshmallows.-Mom.
247
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Give me a break.I've been eating Mueslix for ten years.
248
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Look, honey,
249
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I do know that breakups are hard,especially your first.
250
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It's not just the breakup.
251
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I was humiliated.
252
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I know that it feelslike the absolute end of the world now,
253
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but I can promise youwith absolute certainty
254
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that it will get better.
255
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Well, when?
256
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Three months.
257
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Maybe a year. Five tops.
258
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Even if it's just you and mefor the rest of our lives,
259
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what do we do?
260
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We get a couple of twin beds,fierce matching jumpsuits,
261
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a couple dozen more cats.
262
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It would be great.
263
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[phone ringing]
264
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-Think about it.-[Padgett sighs]
265
00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:54,458
-Hey.
-There you are. I was so worried.
266
00:10:54,541 --> 00:10:57,541
-We missed you at dance practice.
-Sorry, I saw you called.
267
00:10:57,625 --> 00:11:01,125
-I've kinda just been--
-Avoiding life? Can't say I blame you.
268
00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:02,916
Why did I have to go live?
269
00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:05,541
And why did Alden keep recording?
270
00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:08,500
Because you always go live,and Alden must have been in shock.
271
00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:11,916
Yeah, well, at least everyone got to seewhat an asshole Jordan is.
272
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Yeah, I guess.
273
00:11:13,791 --> 00:11:15,166
You guess?
274
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,625
No! I mean, yes. You're totally right.
275
00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:19,666
-Yes.
-Q, what's going on?
276
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Nothing.
277
00:11:20,791 --> 00:11:24,333
It's just,I guess you haven't looked online today?
278
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{\an8}[phone pinging]
279
00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:33,625
{\an8}[breathing heavily]
280
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[Quinn] Padgett? Hello?
{\an8}Are you still there?
281
00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:38,791
{\an8}I think I'm gonna be sick.How could this happen?
282
00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:40,708
[Quinn] A few people are being
{\an8}kind of mean.
283
00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:41,625
{\an8}A few?
284
00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:43,625
{\an8}[phone pinging]
285
00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:44,666
{\an8}Bubble Girl?
286
00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:46,750
{\an8}Who's Bubble Girl?
287
00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:48,625
[clears throat] {\an8}You are?
288
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,041
{\an8}How am I Bubble--
289
00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:54,166
{\an8}Oh my God.
290
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,958
{\an8}Padgett, listen to me, okay?Everything's going to be just fine.
291
00:11:58,041 --> 00:11:59,791
{\an8}How could you say that? I'm a joke.
292
00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:03,500
{\an8}I'm a punchline with a disgustingmucus-themed nickname. I'm--
293
00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:04,916
[phone vibrates]
294
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,333
-Oh no.-[Quinn] Who is it?
295
00:12:06,416 --> 00:12:09,041
It's Jessica Miles Torresfrom Bunny Venom.
296
00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:12,833
Jessica, hi. What's up?
297
00:12:12,916 --> 00:12:15,500
You're going viral in the wrong way.
298
00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:19,875
Okay, so you saw the video,and while it is unfortunate…
299
00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:23,250
Unfortunate? My ex-husband'shiking accident was unfortunate,
300
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:24,666
and he was mauled by bears.
301
00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:26,458
Oh my God. Is… is he okay?
302
00:12:26,541 --> 00:12:28,000
Better than you.
303
00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:30,416
But, honey, I get it. I can sympathize.
304
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,250
You were betrayed, mistreated, humiliated.
305
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:34,625
So you do understand?
306
00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:38,833
Of course. The difference isyou completely lost it in front of, like…
307
00:12:38,916 --> 00:12:41,083
A lot of people. I know.
308
00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:45,583
[Jessica]
According to my assistant, 217,463.
309
00:12:45,666 --> 00:12:48,458
Look, we pay youbecause you're the makeover girl.
310
00:12:48,541 --> 00:12:50,916
People buy products that you recommend.
311
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,625
And I'm still that girl.
312
00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:54,250
[Jessica] No. You're a meme.
313
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:55,291
You're Bubble Girl.
314
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,958
And mucus is just not on-brand for us.
315
00:12:58,041 --> 00:13:00,333
But I'm sureyou can get another endorsement.
316
00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:02,583
Maybe with an antihistamine company?
317
00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:08,291
So wait, you're pulling my sponsorship?That's really problematic for my college.
318
00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:10,833
Listen, people want Padgett Head to Toe.
319
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,708
-Not Head to Nose.-I know I've lost a lot of followers.
320
00:13:13,791 --> 00:13:17,208
But I can get them back.I just need a chance to redeem myself.
321
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:20,166
-That's all.-Sweetie, I am your biggest supporter.
322
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,625
No one has more faith in you than I do.
323
00:13:22,708 --> 00:13:26,458
But until you turn things around,don't talk to me. Love ya.
324
00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:27,875
[phone line disconnects]
325
00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:30,583
[upbeat music playing]
326
00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:33,375
Look, no one feels worsefor Padge than I do.
327
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:35,916
But you gotta admit,she kind of brought it on herself.
328
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,666
You're saying she deserved it?
329
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,666
-Jordan humiliated her.-Okay, I did not say "deserved."
330
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:44,583
But after years of this 4.0,hot boyfriend,
331
00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:47,708
Insta-perfect corporate sponsor streak,something had to give.
332
00:13:47,791 --> 00:13:50,375
-What had to give?-Uh, Padge, hi.
333
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:51,291
Hi.
334
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:53,958
We thought you mightbe taking a personal day.
335
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,333
No, I'm fine.
336
00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:56,291
Hey, Bubble Girl.
337
00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:59,708
-You need me to pop that thing for you?-Back off, sleazeball!
338
00:13:59,791 --> 00:14:01,958
-Wow. Unbelievable.-[students laugh]
339
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,041
I'm the victim.
340
00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:05,166
How is Jordan not a complete pariah now?
341
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:08,916
I checked his profile earlier,and his numbers are actually going up.
342
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,791
Okay, that's ridiculous.
343
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:13,666
I mean, who the hell does he think he is?
344
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:16,833
When I first met him,his real name was Jordan Dickman.
345
00:14:16,916 --> 00:14:19,625
A hundred-twenty poundsof bad skin and tragic hair.
346
00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,625
-Oh my God, and those clothes.-[laughs]
347
00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:24,875
The popped collarsand that hideous rope necklace?
348
00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:28,916
Remember how he started every conversationwith, "Yo, yo, what's the haps?"
349
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,750
-What's the haps?-[laughing]
350
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:34,375
God. I know it sounds conceited,but makeovers are my thing.
351
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,583
-Exactly.-And I made that guy.
352
00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:37,500
Oh, really?
353
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,791
So then why don't youjust make another Jordan?
354
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,916
[Bosch] Attention Earthquakes,
the big night's coming.
355
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,541
Don't forget to vote onlinefor your prom king and queen,
356
00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:46,291
a tremendous honorthey'll always remember.
357
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:49,625
Unless they throw up in their date's shoein the limo and remember that instead.
358
00:14:49,708 --> 00:14:51,583
Kidding. Just kidding.
359
00:14:51,666 --> 00:14:52,541
That's it!
360
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,750
You're gonna create anotherinternationally renowned egomaniac?
361
00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:59,125
No, but I will create the next prom king.
362
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:02,500
-Just to piss off Jordan?-Hm, pissing off Jordan will be a bonus.
363
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:06,833
This will be me proving that once again,I can take anything or anyone
364
00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:09,833
and make them popular.And once we win prom king and queen,
365
00:15:09,916 --> 00:15:12,291
I'll get back all my followersand my sponsorship.
366
00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:15,333
-Wow, you make it sound easy.-You don't think I can do it?
367
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:18,916
No. But I do thinkit'll be fun watching you try.
368
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:20,291
A bet?
369
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:22,916
Not just a bet. The bet.
370
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,791
-You know, the one we always talked about?-[Quinn] Um, guys?
371
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,583
That sounds a little extreme.
372
00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:31,500
-Are you sure that's a good idea?-Sure. It'll make it more fun when I win.
373
00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:32,541
Okay.
374
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:35,583
-Okay, I'm in.-Good. [giggles]
375
00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:38,833
Now I just have to pick the guy.
376
00:15:38,916 --> 00:15:41,833
You? No, no, no. See, that's the fun part.
377
00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:44,041
Just so you don't make ittoo easy on yourself,
378
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,208
we'll pick the loser.
379
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:47,208
-[scoffs]-Come on.
380
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:49,875
[dance music plays]
♪ You better shut your mouth ♪
381
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,666
Oh. Perfect.
382
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,875
Lucas Fletcher? He's a criminal.
383
00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:55,958
-He's conning those poor 9th graders.-[Quinn] Yeah.
384
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:59,291
It's probably just kale chips.Everybody knows not to trust Lucas.
385
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:03,083
Intriguing.He does have a pretty badass car
386
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:04,666
and a lot of female followers.
387
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:07,291
I mean, the danger factorcan be attractive.
388
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:08,708
-[Alden] Yeah.-[all laugh]
389
00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:10,375
-Next.-No.
390
00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:13,166
[man] Ladies and gentlemen,today we'll be discovering…
391
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,166
-How about him?-[Quinn] Sebastian Woo?
392
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,666
Lose the lab coat,put product in his hair, who knows?
393
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:20,708
It says here he just sold an appto a big gaming company.
394
00:16:20,791 --> 00:16:23,375
He's gonna be likeshoot-cars-in-space rich.
395
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:25,208
…using a mixture of both.
396
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:30,166
Oh, oh, oh!
397
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,208
♪ Stop talking now ♪
398
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,875
♪ You better shut your mouth ♪
399
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:35,833
[shutter clicking]
400
00:16:35,916 --> 00:16:38,166
-[music ends]-Kweller, what the hell are you doing?
401
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:41,500
Taking pictures of what the wastrelsat this school throw away.
402
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:44,000
-So, now you're photographing garbage?-Okay, come on.
403
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:47,083
Look, I mean,there's a perfectly untouched orange
404
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:51,041
next to a discarded math textbook.I mean, it speaks volumes, right?
405
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:52,083
Does it?
406
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,291
[Quinn] Hey, what about him?
407
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:58,416
Oh, that's Cameron something.
408
00:16:58,916 --> 00:17:00,125
Kweller, I think?
409
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:03,291
Let's see. Weird.He's nowhere to be found.
410
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:07,083
Wait, he made one tweet in 2019,and all it said was, "No."
411
00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:08,958
It's like he doesn't exist.
412
00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:11,208
[Padgett] He kinda just seemslike he hates everybody.
413
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,666
-Except for her.-Nisha Mandyam.
414
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,000
-I always thought they were dating.-Doubtful.
415
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,250
Pretty sure she's gay.
416
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,666
[speaking indistinctly]
417
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:20,916
[laughs]
418
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,416
-Oh! My bad, bro!-[boy laughs]
419
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,541
Fascists!
420
00:17:25,041 --> 00:17:26,958
He is a total disaster.
421
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:29,916
Weird, arrogant, antisocial.
422
00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:34,208
-[both giggle]-[sighs] Great.
423
00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:36,083
[Quinn and Alden laugh]
424
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:39,291
Scumbags. That's it.We should totally get those guys.
425
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,625
-No.-So sick of them.
426
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:43,500
-They can't help their reptile brains.-Are you serious?
427
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,833
Besides, I like to thinkof myself more as a pacifist.
428
00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:47,791
I'm sorry. You? A pacifist?
429
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:51,333
Well, I may have occasionallybeen a little… provocative.
430
00:17:51,916 --> 00:17:52,875
Ya think?
431
00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:53,833
[cheering]
432
00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,041
Put a shirt on, dude.
433
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
[boys laugh]
434
00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:00,791
I don't want to stareat your underwear while I eat, dirtbags.
435
00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:02,750
[upbeat music playing]
436
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:04,416
You posers call this music?
437
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,125
-Please.-Get off my stage.
438
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,000
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪
439
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:11,041
-[Cameron grunts]
-♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪
440
00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:13,708
I don't know.Maybe you could tone it down a bit?
441
00:18:13,791 --> 00:18:17,041
Uh, no. They're assholes,and I remind them that they are.
442
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:18,833
It's my place in the ecosystem.
443
00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:20,833
[vibrant dance music playing]
444
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,083
Cam, that's Padgett Sawyer.
445
00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:38,083
[Padgett] Hi.
446
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:39,416
Cameron, right?
447
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:43,458
-Yeah, can I help you with something?-I'm Padgett.
448
00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:46,500
Um, we were in Señora Parker'sSpanish class together?
449
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:47,958
-Remember?-Uh, yeah.
450
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:50,666
-I guess so.-[chuckles] Hola.
451
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:51,916
Hi.
452
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,375
Good times.
453
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,375
Wait, um, where you going?
454
00:18:58,416 --> 00:19:01,125
-I thought you were finished.-Uh, no. Sorry.
455
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,458
I was just wondering, uh…
456
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,041
you're a photographer, right?
457
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:07,666
Yeah.
458
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,666
So the Cali High car wash is next week--
459
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,583
-No.-You didn't let me finish.
460
00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:14,375
I'm sorry. Yes, please finish.
461
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:17,250
-We need someone to take pictures for---No.
462
00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:19,750
-But it's a fundraiser.-For what?
463
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:22,125
Is it cancer research or homelessness?
464
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:24,000
-Actually, the prom.-Okay. [laughs]
465
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:26,958
[giggles nervously] Is that funny?
466
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:30,875
No, it's sad, actually,but, um, good luck with that.
467
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:32,708
Oh my--
468
00:19:32,791 --> 00:19:36,458
I'm so sorry about him.He's literally like that with everybody.
469
00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:39,583
-How do you know him?-He's my brother. Just by blood though.
470
00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:41,833
If you don't mind,I'd rather not publicize it.
471
00:19:41,916 --> 00:19:43,500
Sorry, I don't think I know--
472
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,583
Oh, um, Brin Kweller, sophomore.
473
00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:48,541
I just have to say,I think you're amazing.
474
00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:52,083
I mean, it sucks what happenedto you. Jordan is such a dick.
475
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,958
Unless you're getting backtogether with him?
476
00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:56,083
-No. It's fine.-Because in that case…
477
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:58,166
He is a dick.
478
00:19:58,916 --> 00:20:00,416
Is your brother one too?
479
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,583
[scoffs] Um, no, not a dick,
480
00:20:03,666 --> 00:20:06,791
but he does tend to be a bit misanthropic?
481
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:08,208
I sensed that.
482
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,458
Uh, so if he doesn't like people,what does he like?
483
00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:14,166
Oh, huh, let's see.
484
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:16,916
Photography, allegedly.
485
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:17,833
Allegedly?
486
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,833
No one ever gets to seeany of his pictures, so…
487
00:20:20,916 --> 00:20:22,583
What about music?
488
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:25,625
Only weird, old stuff,no one else listens to,
489
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:28,625
like the Bad Brains, Bad Religion.
490
00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:30,666
Really just anythingwith "bad" in the name.
491
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,708
Wow. Uh, what about movies?
492
00:20:32,791 --> 00:20:33,791
Same thing.
493
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:37,125
Everything's Kurosawa,kung fu, or Kubrick.
494
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:39,375
Oh, my. That is a lot of K's.
495
00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:44,291
So, um, [clicks lips] why are you suddenlyso interested in my brother?
496
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:48,708
Don't get me wrong, I love himand all, but that's just 'cause I have to.
497
00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:51,583
Uh, curiosity, I guess?
498
00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:52,666
Horses.
499
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,833
-I'm sorry?-He loves horses.
500
00:20:54,916 --> 00:20:58,000
He works every daybefore school at Will Rogers Park.
501
00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:59,625
So like a cowboy, huh?
502
00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:01,375
No, more like a horse girl.
503
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:04,458
He kind of criedwhen he found out unicorns weren't real.
504
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:09,916
Cameron. What a weird coincidence.
505
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,250
Uh, well, I'm here every morning, so…
506
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:15,500
I'm pretty surethe only weird part is you.
507
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:16,458
Fair enough.
508
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:19,083
I was hoping to takea riding lesson this morning.
509
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,833
And I figuredsince you and I are friends--
510
00:21:20,916 --> 00:21:24,083
-Ah, friends?-In the sense we go to school together.
511
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:26,666
Kind of a loose definition.Don't you think?
512
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:30,166
Uh, look, I have a lot of workto get done before school--
513
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:33,041
So let me help!Then if there's time afterwards,
514
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,791
we can squeeze in a lesson.
515
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:38,500
-You don't even know what the job is.-That's okay. I am at your service.
516
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:42,208
Ugh! There's just so much of it. [gags]
517
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:44,250
What do horses eat anyway?
518
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:48,000
[Cameron] Well, that one,Jimbo over there, he likes Chipotle.
519
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:49,500
Gilly prefers sushi.
520
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,750
Just horse feed. Hay, grass mostly.
521
00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:57,083
Well, this one must have eatenan entire soccer field.
522
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:58,666
Well, you offered to help.
523
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:02,250
I'm starting to thinkyou've never shoveled crap before.
524
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:03,833
Only out of a litter box.
525
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:06,708
And this dump is bigger than my cat.
526
00:22:06,791 --> 00:22:07,833
[chuckles]
527
00:22:07,916 --> 00:22:10,541
So, you really come hereevery day before school?
528
00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,541
Yep, ever since I was 14.
529
00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:13,750
[shutter clicking]
530
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:17,500
Wow, you really want to chronicleyour post-poop clean-up look?
531
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:20,083
I chronicle everything. That's my job.
532
00:22:20,666 --> 00:22:23,083
So, how about that lesson now?
533
00:22:24,791 --> 00:22:27,000
I guess a deal's a deal.
534
00:22:27,916 --> 00:22:30,750
So, do you haveany previous riding experience?
535
00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:33,083
Just one time at a birthday partywhen I was five,
536
00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:35,666
but I think it was a baby horse,
537
00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:38,916
or maybe not baby,but it was small. [chuckles nervously]
538
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,125
Does that count?
539
00:22:40,208 --> 00:22:44,166
I believe the wordyou're looking for is pony and no.
540
00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:48,125
[inhales] Anyway, this is Gilly.He can be a little temperamental, so I--
541
00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:50,625
-What are you doing?-I'm letting him smell my hand.
542
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:54,791
It's like a handshake for horses.I did my research last night. [chuckles]
543
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:57,750
-[soft neighing]-Whoa. Why is he doing that?
544
00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:59,500
Actually means he likes you.
545
00:22:59,583 --> 00:23:02,166
Oh, well, I guess he has good instincts.
546
00:23:02,958 --> 00:23:03,791
Right.
547
00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:06,291
Let's, um, try mounting up.So come over here.
548
00:23:06,791 --> 00:23:10,041
Put your left foot in the stirrup,grab the reins with your left hand,
549
00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:12,750
and use your other legto haul you up and over.
550
00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,041
[Padgett grunts]
551
00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:17,541
-I'm a natural, right?-Not bad.
552
00:23:19,208 --> 00:23:20,125
[shutter clicking]
553
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:22,166
[Cameron] Um, seriously?
554
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:24,833
-More?-I'm just capturing the moment. [chuckles]
555
00:23:24,916 --> 00:23:27,916
You can't enjoy this without sharing itwith 500 strangers?
556
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,208
Five hundred? Try 887,132.
557
00:23:31,291 --> 00:23:33,625
And they're not strangers.They're followers.
558
00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:35,666
Followers? You mean like a cult?
559
00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:37,333
No, not like a cult.
560
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:40,250
Just people devoted to meand totally guided by my advice
561
00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:42,041
as to how to live their lives.
562
00:23:42,125 --> 00:23:44,625
I'm joking. I was just taking a picture.
563
00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:48,166
-You take pictures. What's the difference?-Too vast to even explain.
564
00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:49,958
Now, come on off the horse.
565
00:23:50,041 --> 00:23:51,458
-That's it? We're done?-No.
566
00:23:51,541 --> 00:23:53,500
I just want youto practice getting on and off.
567
00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:55,291
Oh, uh, okay.
568
00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:56,208
Uh…
569
00:23:56,875 --> 00:23:58,666
-Whoa!-Whoa. Hold on. Hold on.
570
00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:00,500
[Padgett grunts] Oh!
571
00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:02,041
[grunts]
572
00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:03,666
-[Cameron groans]-Ugh…
573
00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:06,625
-Disgusting!-[laughs hysterically] Sorry!
574
00:24:06,708 --> 00:24:07,583
Sorry for laughing.
575
00:24:07,666 --> 00:24:10,208
It's just I've never seensuch an uncoordinated dismount.
576
00:24:10,291 --> 00:24:12,916
I mean,aren't you captain of the dance team--
577
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,083
[laughing out loud]
578
00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:17,333
What? It's mostly grass, right?
579
00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:19,875
[laughing out loud]
580
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,625
[Bosch] Attention Earthquakes,
a reminder to buy your prom tickets,
581
00:24:22,708 --> 00:24:26,041
where the dance team will be performingtheir annual dance presentation.
582
00:24:26,125 --> 00:24:29,375
A tradition I still don't understand,but it's the committee's decision,
583
00:24:29,458 --> 00:24:30,583
and I support them.
584
00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:33,166
…instead of starting in Portugal,we start in Amsterdam.
585
00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:35,916
Uh, Kweller, can we maybe do this later?I have a French quiz.
586
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
These are the best faresI've seen in months.
587
00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:39,916
Just, um, give me your phone.
588
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,958
-What's wrong with yours?-Really?
589
00:24:42,875 --> 00:24:45,750
Your aversion to technologyis becoming a character flaw.
590
00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:46,666
Hey, guys.
591
00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:49,708
Uh… hey?
592
00:24:49,791 --> 00:24:51,708
I wanted to say thank youfor this morning.
593
00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:54,416
My butt is so sore. I could barely walk.
594
00:24:55,041 --> 00:24:56,041
Things got messy.
595
00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:58,041
Uh, context, please?
596
00:24:58,125 --> 00:25:00,333
-I gave her a riding lesson.-I bet you did.
597
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,083
Horse riding.
598
00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:03,625
-Mm-hmm.-Part of one, anyway.
599
00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:07,375
And as a way of saying thanks,there is a karaoke party this Saturday
600
00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:11,083
at my friend Quinn's house,and I was hoping you guys could come.
601
00:25:11,166 --> 00:25:13,958
-Uh, yeah. Um, I don't… I don't---We'll be there.
602
00:25:14,041 --> 00:25:18,291
Perfect. So Cameron,should I like, SMS you the address?
603
00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:20,291
Kweller's phone isan antiquated piece of crap.
604
00:25:20,375 --> 00:25:22,791
-Why don't you send it to me?-Awesome. Okay.
605
00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:25,458
-Okay, I'll see you guys tomorrow.-[Nisha] Totally.
606
00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:27,458
What the hell?
607
00:25:27,541 --> 00:25:30,875
You've been talking about wantingto go on all these exotic adventures.
608
00:25:30,958 --> 00:25:34,666
Why don't you just think of thisas an adventure close to home.
609
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,333
[exhilarating music playing]
610
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:40,250
[speaking indistinctly]
611
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,041
[boy] That was fun. [laughs]
612
00:25:45,666 --> 00:25:48,291
[Quinn and Alden singing]
♪ You need to give it up ♪
613
00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:51,000
♪ Had about enough ♪
614
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:54,000
♪ It's not hard to see the boy… ♪
615
00:25:54,083 --> 00:25:57,000
Oh, wow. It's a pool party.
616
00:25:57,083 --> 00:26:00,208
-Why didn't you tell me?-'Cause nobody told me.
617
00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:02,708
What are we even doing here?
618
00:26:02,791 --> 00:26:04,875
-You know. Come on.-Wh-- wh-- wh-- Whoa!
619
00:26:04,958 --> 00:26:08,458
Eating free Pizza Hut is what we're doing.
620
00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:10,791
Besides, when do you getto make fun of these guys
621
00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:12,875
in their own natural habitat? [chuckles]
622
00:26:12,958 --> 00:26:14,958
-That's true.-I mean, exhibit A.
623
00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:16,750
Now that is rough. [chuckles]
624
00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:18,833
[singing out of tune]
♪ I know that you may be ♪
625
00:26:18,916 --> 00:26:20,916
♪ Just a bit jealous of me ♪
626
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,250
Yeah, it sounds like they're constipated,
627
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,375
but for some reason,they're happy about it.
628
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:28,708
-[Padgett] Great! You guys came.-Yes, we did.
629
00:26:28,791 --> 00:26:31,583
Yeah. This is cool. You do this often?
630
00:26:31,666 --> 00:26:34,541
It's kind of a pre-prom thing,so we can work on our tans.
631
00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:38,125
But I'm going to college in New York,so won't be doing this next year.
632
00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:39,583
-Where you guys going?-Uh, yeah.
633
00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:41,875
I'm kind of opting outof that whole thing.
634
00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:43,250
Oh, like a gap year?
635
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:47,125
Yes, exactly like a gap year,followed by another gap year,
636
00:26:47,208 --> 00:26:48,208
and then a gap life.
637
00:26:48,291 --> 00:26:50,333
-Kweller doesn't believe in college.-Really?
638
00:26:50,416 --> 00:26:54,166
Well, I believe it exists. I just thinkit's a huge waste of time and money.
639
00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:58,458
So, any idea what you're gonna sing?Everybody's got their go-to karaoke song.
640
00:26:58,541 --> 00:26:59,541
-Right?-No.
641
00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:00,500
[chuckles]
642
00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:03,541
Lemme guess. You're gonna opt outof the whole singing thing too?
643
00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:04,791
[chuckles]
644
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:08,208
♪ The boy is mine ♪
645
00:27:08,291 --> 00:27:10,541
[crowd claps hesitantly]
646
00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:12,875
Wow! Thank you, ladies.
647
00:27:12,958 --> 00:27:15,791
I can't tell you how muchI enjoyed that performance.
648
00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:17,083
Nobody can.
649
00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:19,208
-[scoffs]-[DJ] All right, who's up next?
650
00:27:19,291 --> 00:27:21,000
Padge Sawyer!
651
00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:23,250
-Guess it's my turn. Wish me luck.-[crowd cheers]
652
00:27:23,333 --> 00:27:25,708
[DJ] All right,nowhere to go but up from there.
653
00:27:25,791 --> 00:27:28,041
-We gotta see this.-["Teenage Dream" playing]
654
00:27:28,125 --> 00:27:30,750
-♪ We can dance ♪
-[crowd claps, cheers]
655
00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:32,500
♪ Until we die ♪
656
00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:33,875
♪ You and I ♪
657
00:27:33,958 --> 00:27:37,041
♪ We'll be young forever ♪
658
00:27:37,125 --> 00:27:39,291
♪ You make me ♪
659
00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:41,083
♪ Feel like I'm livin' a ♪
660
00:27:41,166 --> 00:27:43,416
♪ Teenage dream ♪
661
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,041
♪ The way you turn me on… ♪
662
00:27:45,125 --> 00:27:48,125
Wow. I don't even know whyshe bothers with college.
663
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,875
She might as well just gether residency in Vegas, am I right?
664
00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:52,833
♪ Don't ever look back ♪
665
00:27:53,416 --> 00:27:55,458
♪ My heart stops ♪
666
00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:57,291
♪ When you look at me… ♪
667
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,458
Oh my God.
668
00:27:59,541 --> 00:28:00,375
What?
669
00:28:00,458 --> 00:28:01,750
You're enjoying this?
670
00:28:02,291 --> 00:28:03,958
You're enjoying her.
671
00:28:04,041 --> 00:28:05,333
What? No, I'm not.
672
00:28:05,416 --> 00:28:06,583
No, I'm not. I'm--
673
00:28:06,666 --> 00:28:09,375
-[girl] Oh my gosh, that's Jordan.-Are you serious?
674
00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:12,458
What? I invited him.I didn't think he'd show up with her.
675
00:28:12,541 --> 00:28:13,583
[Jordan] Hey!
676
00:28:13,666 --> 00:28:17,625
♪ Got a motelAnd built a fort out of sheets ♪
677
00:28:17,708 --> 00:28:19,708
-♪ I finally found you ♪
-[girl] Who's that girl?
678
00:28:19,791 --> 00:28:21,833
[singing out of tune]
♪ Missing puzzle piece ♪
679
00:28:21,916 --> 00:28:23,750
♪ I'm complete… ♪
680
00:28:23,833 --> 00:28:25,375
[Cameron] What's going on?
681
00:28:25,458 --> 00:28:29,166
Jordan's her ex. He totally humiliated herin front of a zillion people.
682
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:32,166
♪ Just, uh… ♪
683
00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:34,333
Oh my gosh. She's dying up there.
684
00:28:34,833 --> 00:28:35,666
Wait. Kweller.
685
00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:40,083
I really don't think you should go!Kweller, this is a truly awful idea!
686
00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:42,250
♪ You make me ♪
687
00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:44,333
♪ Feel like I'm living a ♪
688
00:28:44,416 --> 00:28:46,166
♪ Teenage dream ♪
689
00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:48,125
All right, Kweller.
690
00:28:48,208 --> 00:28:50,666
-[crowd cheers]
-♪ I can't sleep ♪
691
00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:53,500
♪ Let's runawayAnd don't ever look back ♪
692
00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:55,166
♪ Don't ever look… ♪
693
00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:57,000
-That's the bet guy?-Yeah.
694
00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:58,458
Who is this dude?
695
00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:00,291
♪ When you look at me ♪
696
00:29:00,375 --> 00:29:02,125
♪ Just one touch ♪
697
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:06,541
♪ Now, babyI believe this is real ♪
698
00:29:06,625 --> 00:29:08,375
♪ So take a chance and don't… ♪
699
00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:10,333
They're actually kinda good.
700
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:13,750
♪ Don't ever lookI'mma get your heart racing ♪
701
00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:16,041
♪ In my skin-tight jeans ♪
702
00:29:16,125 --> 00:29:19,083
♪ Be your teenage dream tonight ♪
703
00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:21,041
[crowd claps, cheers loudly]
704
00:29:25,875 --> 00:29:27,916
They got all that on camera.
705
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,708
-That was actually amazing.-Yeah. I know, right?
706
00:29:30,791 --> 00:29:33,916
Thanks for having my ass.I mean, saving my back.
707
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Having my back.
708
00:29:36,583 --> 00:29:38,625
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la… ♪
709
00:29:38,708 --> 00:29:41,791
And I'm pretty surethat is my cue to call for a car.
710
00:29:41,875 --> 00:29:45,041
No, um, uh, don't do that.We'll give you a ride.
711
00:29:45,125 --> 00:29:47,458
-We will?-Yeah. It's no problem at all.
712
00:29:47,958 --> 00:29:50,333
-Can I get some KFC to go?-Yeah, sure.
713
00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:51,958
Awesome.
714
00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:53,375
-Bye.
-♪ …of Pali ♪
715
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:56,000
♪ Little freaks in they jeeps don't play ♪
716
00:29:56,083 --> 00:30:00,416
You know, you should really rethinkthat whole no-singing policy.
717
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:02,291
You have a really great voice.
718
00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:04,583
Cameron was in the Glee Club. What?
719
00:30:04,666 --> 00:30:08,166
-I didn't know it was a secret.-Glee Club?At Cali?
720
00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:10,125
-No, no.-I didn't think Cali had--
721
00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:12,458
It was at my old school back in Wyoming.
722
00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:15,250
It was either play footballor cow tipping.
723
00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:17,750
-Or Glee Club. Yeah.-Or Glee Club? [chuckles]
724
00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:19,625
I get it. Oh, this is me.
725
00:30:19,708 --> 00:30:20,833
[soft music playing]
726
00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:25,500
[Nisha] This is you? My cousin lives here.
727
00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:28,583
-Her name's Kaia Mehan. She's a junior---We're new here.
728
00:30:28,666 --> 00:30:31,958
So we haven't really met anyone yet,but, um, thanks for the ride.
729
00:30:32,041 --> 00:30:34,166
And thanks for coming today.
730
00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:38,208
I hope it wasn't too, you know, weird.
731
00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:40,250
That's okay. Weird's totally our thing.
732
00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:42,791
-[chuckles] Okay, then. See you later.-See ya.
733
00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:44,583
-Hey, Padge.-Yeah?
734
00:30:44,666 --> 00:30:47,083
I gotta say,even though you're incredibly hot,
735
00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:49,958
you're not the complete monsterthat I thought you'd be.
736
00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:51,375
Uh, thanks?
737
00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:53,875
But Cameron is like a brother to me.
738
00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:57,750
So, I have to say,if you do anything to hurt him,
739
00:30:57,833 --> 00:31:00,750
I'll put a croquembouchein your croquem-face. You feel me?
740
00:31:00,833 --> 00:31:02,291
Uh, okay.
741
00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:03,375
Don't forget.
742
00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:07,041
I really like her.
743
00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:09,833
[Brin] Oh, look who's up.
744
00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:11,833
How was your Saturday?
745
00:31:11,916 --> 00:31:13,500
Uh, it was okay. Why?
746
00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:16,208
Do anything interesting?
747
00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:17,958
Not really.
748
00:31:18,041 --> 00:31:23,125
Well, more than 2.6 millionTikTok viewers beg to differ!
749
00:31:23,208 --> 00:31:26,041
-[coughs] Ugh!-Are you kidding me?
750
00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:29,666
Why didn't you tell meyou had a date with Padgett Sawyer?
751
00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:33,333
Trust me. It wasn't a date.The whole thing was a freakish aberration.
752
00:31:33,416 --> 00:31:37,500
Okay, a person who is way outof your league is spending time with you.
753
00:31:37,583 --> 00:31:40,333
-Take the win and claim it as a date.-[phone vibrates]
754
00:31:41,916 --> 00:31:44,708
And speak of the devil herself. [gasps]
755
00:31:44,791 --> 00:31:46,166
-Padgett, hey.-[Padgett] Brin.
756
00:31:46,250 --> 00:31:48,750
Hi. Uh, sorry to bother you,but I think I left something
757
00:31:48,833 --> 00:31:51,833
in your brother's truck yesterday,and I don't have his number.
758
00:31:51,916 --> 00:31:53,291
Oh, yeah, no problem.
759
00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:55,458
Yo, we were just talking about you.
760
00:31:55,541 --> 00:31:58,083
He's standing right in front of me.Do you wanna talk to him?
761
00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:00,000
[Padgett] I was hoping
I could swing by now.
762
00:32:00,083 --> 00:32:02,291
Uh, yeah, sure. When do you wanna come?
763
00:32:02,375 --> 00:32:03,666
[doorbell rings]
764
00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:05,333
Oh, like now, now.
765
00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:07,125
Okay. Yeah, hold on.
766
00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:08,958
You might wanna change.
767
00:32:09,791 --> 00:32:11,708
-[phone rings]-[gasps softly]
768
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,166
-Jessica. Hi.-[Jessica] Hey, Padgett.
769
00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:18,375
Saw the duet. 2.6 million views!
770
00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:21,125
Who's the new guy?A little scruffy but cute.
771
00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:24,166
Well, just wait until I'm donewith his makeover.
772
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:25,416
Ooh, go on.
773
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:28,250
I'm gonna make him more popularthan Jordan Van Draanen.
774
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:31,208
[Jessica] Really? Well, if you do that,
then we're back in business.
775
00:32:31,291 --> 00:32:33,333
I'll believe it when I see it. Love ya.
776
00:32:33,416 --> 00:32:34,958
-[line disconnects]-Love ya!
777
00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:40,250
Thanks again. These thingsare always slipping out of my bag.
778
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:41,666
Yeah, it's no problem.
779
00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:43,916
Since I'm already here,I was wondering if--
780
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,875
-What's all this stuff?-Uh, it's from Dad. Just got here.
781
00:32:46,958 --> 00:32:48,500
Uh, great.
782
00:32:48,583 --> 00:32:51,458
-Gifts? What's the occasion?-Nothing. It's stupid.
783
00:32:51,541 --> 00:32:55,500
Our dad lives in Sweden, and once a year,he sends us these all-in-one presents.
784
00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:59,041
Kind of like Christmas and Hanukkahand our birthdays all smushed together.
785
00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:00,291
[Cameron] Seriously?
786
00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:01,375
A doorstop?
787
00:33:01,458 --> 00:33:06,833
Hmm, coloring books, Legos,and Swedish Helga Barbie.
788
00:33:06,916 --> 00:33:08,958
Quite a haul if you're eight.
789
00:33:09,041 --> 00:33:11,041
-At least he's trying.-I disagree.
790
00:33:11,125 --> 00:33:13,666
Well, it's the thought that counts, right?
791
00:33:14,708 --> 00:33:18,083
-Not that it's my business.-Um, did you need something else?
792
00:33:18,166 --> 00:33:21,291
Actually, yeah. I was hopingyou could give me another riding lesson.
793
00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,250
-When?-Now?
794
00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:24,416
Now?
795
00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:27,708
Um, yeah. You're in luck.I was on my way to the--
796
00:33:27,791 --> 00:33:31,208
Hey, I thought you were gonna watchthe Blue Bloods marathon with me.
797
00:33:31,291 --> 00:33:34,625
-Sorry, Grandma. Um, I---That's okay. I'll get started without ya.
798
00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:38,125
-[indistinct chatter on TV]-Tommy Selleck waits for no one.
799
00:33:38,208 --> 00:33:39,208
[Grandma growls]
800
00:33:39,291 --> 00:33:40,500
We better go. [chuckles]
801
00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:42,750
Bye, guys.
802
00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:46,125
-[horse snorts]-I'm getting the hang of this, huh?
803
00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:47,083
[both chuckle]
804
00:33:47,166 --> 00:33:49,125
[Cameron] Just takestime and practice, that's all.
805
00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:51,125
Everyone's always in a hurry.
806
00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:54,625
-Oh, and you aren't?-What's that supposed to mean?
807
00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:58,000
I don't know. It seems like you can't waitto be done with high school.
808
00:33:58,583 --> 00:34:00,166
Yeah, that's true. [chuckles]
809
00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:04,416
I used to be like that too,but now that I lost my sponsorship,
810
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,625
I, um, don't even knowif I'll be able to pay for college.
811
00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:09,083
Man, that sucks.
812
00:34:09,166 --> 00:34:12,000
I'm sorry, but it won't take much moneyfor me to bum around.
813
00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:16,000
See as much of the world as I can.Take as many pictures as I can.
814
00:34:16,083 --> 00:34:18,125
That actually sounds amazing.
815
00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:20,041
I would love to travel someday.
816
00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:21,875
I always wanted to see Paris.
817
00:34:21,958 --> 00:34:24,125
You mean, you wannatake pictures of yourself in Paris
818
00:34:24,208 --> 00:34:25,958
so your followers know you went there?
819
00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:29,333
Should I just do what you doand take rolls and rolls of pictures
820
00:34:29,416 --> 00:34:30,416
and never show anyone?
821
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:32,083
-Wait.-[horse snorting]
822
00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:33,833
-How do you know---Brin told me.
823
00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:37,666
You know, no one would haveever heard of Diane Arbus or Ansel Adams
824
00:34:37,750 --> 00:34:39,541
if they hid in their dark room all day.
825
00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:40,791
-Huh.-[horse snorts]
826
00:34:40,875 --> 00:34:41,791
[giggles] What?
827
00:34:42,291 --> 00:34:44,541
I can't believeyou actually know those names.
828
00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:46,833
So, how about it?
829
00:34:46,916 --> 00:34:48,750
-How about what?-Your pictures.
830
00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:52,333
-When do I get to see them?-Uh, I'm thinking never.
831
00:34:52,416 --> 00:34:56,000
Oh, come on. You show me yours,and I'll show you mine.
832
00:34:56,083 --> 00:34:57,583
Oh, everyone has seen yours.
833
00:34:57,666 --> 00:34:58,625
[chuckles]
834
00:34:58,708 --> 00:35:01,666
Sorry, that came out way dirtierthan I intended it to.
835
00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:02,958
[laughing]
836
00:35:03,041 --> 00:35:05,083
Uh, I'm just really private, that's all.
837
00:35:05,166 --> 00:35:07,791
But, um…if you really wanna see what I do…
838
00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:08,708
Yes.
839
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,208
Okay.
840
00:35:11,541 --> 00:35:13,750
So you've really never beento Union Station?
841
00:35:14,291 --> 00:35:16,541
Honestly, I didn't even knowthis was here.
842
00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:17,750
Is that terrible?
843
00:35:17,833 --> 00:35:20,416
Uh, yeah, kind of. [laughs]
844
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:23,541
It's like a classic,old-timey train station.
845
00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:26,458
Well, it's actuallya working train station
846
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,083
where people take trains.
847
00:35:28,166 --> 00:35:29,541
-[chuckles softly]-[laughs]
848
00:35:30,958 --> 00:35:32,291
[shutter clicks]
849
00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:35,958
Then again, you don't strike meas the public-transportation type.
850
00:35:36,041 --> 00:35:37,416
I carpool to school.
851
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:39,000
In your friend's Lexus.
852
00:35:40,208 --> 00:35:41,166
Hey, Mr. Cahill.
853
00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:43,333
-Hey, Cam.-This place is amazing.
854
00:35:43,916 --> 00:35:46,666
I guess I never come downtownbecause it's always so crowded.
855
00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:50,125
With street photography, crowds arethe point. Makes it easier to blend in.
856
00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:52,375
People don't mind youjust taking their picture?
857
00:35:52,458 --> 00:35:53,791
Uh, well, it depends.
858
00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:55,875
Sometimes I ask permission,sometimes I don't.
859
00:35:55,958 --> 00:35:59,666
But after a while, you kind of developa sense of when it's okay to shoot.
860
00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:01,875
[shutter clicking]
861
00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:04,375
{\an8}[speaking Japanese]
862
00:36:04,458 --> 00:36:05,916
{\an8}-And when to run.-[chuckles]
863
00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:09,666
-Thanks, Gene. Here you go.-Mm.
864
00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:12,750
Gene's Nutella lattes are insane.
865
00:36:14,791 --> 00:36:17,166
-Mm-hmm. [chuckles]-[Padgett] Mm.
866
00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:19,541
Wait, are you actually smiling?
867
00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:21,208
What?
868
00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:23,708
I don't know.I've just never seen you like this.
869
00:36:23,791 --> 00:36:24,916
What do you mean?
870
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:31,208
Well, at school,you're this really reserved person,
871
00:36:31,291 --> 00:36:34,958
but at the stablesor here with your camera…
872
00:36:35,041 --> 00:36:37,083
Oh, maybe it's because
873
00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:39,666
no one in those placesever keyed the word "loser"
874
00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:42,833
into my truck dooror put a fetal pig in my backpack.
875
00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:44,333
Ouch.
876
00:36:44,416 --> 00:36:45,500
Yeah.
877
00:36:45,583 --> 00:36:46,875
It doesn't matter.
878
00:36:46,958 --> 00:36:50,458
High school's a bunch of scared peoplepretending to be something they're not.
879
00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:53,166
[chuckles] But this place?
880
00:36:53,250 --> 00:36:54,625
This place is real.
881
00:36:55,625 --> 00:36:56,708
Just like horses.
882
00:36:56,791 --> 00:36:59,625
Best bullshit detectorsin the entire animal kingdom.
883
00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:01,208
So what about Gilly?
884
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,416
-Does he think I'm full of crap?-You think I'd be here with you if he did?
885
00:37:07,708 --> 00:37:10,208
Sorry things are so bad for you at school.
886
00:37:10,291 --> 00:37:12,916
Guess I'd be in a hurry to graduate too.
887
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Yeah, I'm only doing itso my grandmother doesn't freak out.
888
00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:18,458
Yeah, why do you and Brin live with her?
889
00:37:18,541 --> 00:37:20,041
Sorry, if that's…
890
00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:21,583
No, no, no. No, it's okay.
891
00:37:21,666 --> 00:37:24,583
Well, you know our father lives in Sweden.
892
00:37:24,666 --> 00:37:26,208
-His choice.-[Padgett] Mm-hmm.
893
00:37:26,291 --> 00:37:28,333
And after our mom died and…
894
00:37:28,416 --> 00:37:31,250
Oh, I am so sorry.
895
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:34,166
[Cameron] Yeah, it's four years ago.Plane crash.
896
00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:38,416
She was dating this guy named Marcus,who flew a turboprop.
897
00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:43,208
And one Saturday morning,they were on their way back from Laramie,
898
00:37:44,708 --> 00:37:46,250
and, um…
899
00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:48,250
You must miss her a lot.
900
00:37:49,416 --> 00:37:50,875
Yeah, Mom was awesome.
901
00:37:52,708 --> 00:37:55,958
In fact, she is the onewho gave me this camera.
902
00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:58,041
So that's why you love it so much.
903
00:37:58,125 --> 00:38:00,541
Yeah. So what about your family?
904
00:38:00,625 --> 00:38:02,791
Well, my parents are divorced.
905
00:38:02,875 --> 00:38:04,208
-[chuckles]-Okay.
906
00:38:04,291 --> 00:38:08,416
Um, my dad lives in Floridawith his new family.
907
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,500
And I'm here with my mom.
908
00:38:10,583 --> 00:38:14,125
-Okay, what does she do?-She's a nurse.
909
00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,125
Hmm.
910
00:38:15,208 --> 00:38:16,958
[Padgett]I've never told anyone that before.
911
00:38:17,041 --> 00:38:20,958
She works her ass offto give me every opportunity in the world.
912
00:38:21,458 --> 00:38:25,208
And sometimes I'm scaredI won't be able to make it up to her.
913
00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:28,333
-[shutter clicks]-Hey, did I say you could do that?
914
00:38:28,416 --> 00:38:30,333
No. That's the whole ideaof a candid shot.
915
00:38:30,416 --> 00:38:34,166
If you know I'm going to take a photo,then you gotta fix your hair,
916
00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:36,041
and you do that whole duck-face thing.
917
00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:38,416
{\an8}-Yes. That's exactly it.-[phone pings]
918
00:38:40,708 --> 00:38:42,833
{\an8}-[phone keyboard clacking]-[phone pings]
919
00:38:45,291 --> 00:38:47,333
{\an8}[Cameron] Is… that an emergency?
920
00:38:47,416 --> 00:38:49,208
Uh… sorry.
921
00:38:49,708 --> 00:38:50,916
Uh, depends.
922
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,666
-Are you free next weekend?-Why?
923
00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:56,125
It's my friend Alden's birthday,and she's having a theme party.
924
00:38:56,208 --> 00:38:57,708
Okay, what's the theme?
925
00:38:57,791 --> 00:39:00,208
It's Drop it like F. Scott.It's a Great Gatsby thing.
926
00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:02,208
Yeah, she does realizethose parties in the book
927
00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:04,416
represent the shallownessof the ruling class, right?
928
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:05,791
Sadly, that is the appeal.
929
00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:07,791
-Okay.-[Padgett] So what do you think?
930
00:39:07,875 --> 00:39:09,833
-You down to get bougie together?-[Cameron] Yeah.
931
00:39:09,916 --> 00:39:11,375
Can I bring some people?
932
00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:13,541
Sure. Yeah.Bring whoever you want. [chuckles]
933
00:39:13,625 --> 00:39:14,916
[Brin] Oh my God! Oh my God!
934
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,958
I can't believe I'm saying this,but I have the best brother ever.
935
00:39:18,041 --> 00:39:19,833
He has his moments.
936
00:39:19,916 --> 00:39:21,875
Okay. It's a roaring '20s theme,
937
00:39:21,958 --> 00:39:24,041
so there's a million wayswe can go with this.
938
00:39:24,125 --> 00:39:27,041
Yeah, but we'reonly gonna try like, three, right?
939
00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:28,541
[Nisha] Don't listen to him.
940
00:39:28,625 --> 00:39:31,250
He's been wearingthe same three plaids since 2017?
941
00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:32,750
At least I alternate.
942
00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:33,875
I get it.
943
00:39:33,958 --> 00:39:36,625
You found a look that works,but like I tell my followers,
944
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,208
sometimes bold can be your bestie.
945
00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:43,750
You actually say that?Out loud? To people?
946
00:39:43,833 --> 00:39:44,750
Come on.
947
00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:46,541
Ugh.
948
00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:48,666
["For a Minute" playing]
949
00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:53,791
♪ All your friends already goneYou just looking for someone ♪
950
00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:56,791
♪ And nobody looking backBaby, I could be your one ♪
951
00:39:56,875 --> 00:39:58,500
♪ I could be your oneJust for a night ♪
952
00:39:58,583 --> 00:40:00,958
♪ Maybe a weekBut I don't wanna stay too long ♪
953
00:40:01,041 --> 00:40:03,166
♪ 'Cause then you'll seeAll my weaknesses ♪
954
00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:05,541
♪ I keep distanceTo everyone I see ♪
955
00:40:05,625 --> 00:40:08,791
♪ Is it me or youBut something making me feel brand new ♪
956
00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:11,833
♪ Oh-oh-ohFeeling brand new ♪
957
00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:14,791
♪ Oh-oh-ohFeeling brand new ♪
958
00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:18,000
♪ You want my loveI want your heart ♪
959
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:21,125
♪ Just for a minuteCome by and let me finish on ♪
960
00:40:21,208 --> 00:40:24,000
♪ You want my loveI want your heart ♪
961
00:40:24,083 --> 00:40:27,375
♪ Just for a minuteCome by and let me finish on you ♪
962
00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:30,750
[Padgett] Okay, now don't tell methat wasn't fun.
963
00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:31,791
It wasn't.
964
00:40:32,416 --> 00:40:33,791
Okay, fine, it wasn't terrible.
965
00:40:33,875 --> 00:40:36,291
But it's somewhere betweengetting my wisdom teeth out
966
00:40:36,375 --> 00:40:38,125
and that Harry Styles show last year.
967
00:40:38,208 --> 00:40:41,958
-Wait, you saw Harry Styles?-He took me for my birthday.
968
00:40:42,041 --> 00:40:43,875
Aw, that's so sweet.
969
00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:45,333
[Cameron] Okay. The point is,
970
00:40:45,416 --> 00:40:47,750
we got our clothes,and we're done now, right?
971
00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:49,583
Um…
972
00:40:50,333 --> 00:40:51,333
Oh God, what now?
973
00:40:52,041 --> 00:40:53,708
You're absolutely sure this is necessary?
974
00:40:53,791 --> 00:40:56,375
Well, we want to complete the look, right?
975
00:40:56,458 --> 00:40:59,125
-[snickers] Oh, definitely.-Out. Now.
976
00:40:59,208 --> 00:41:01,041
-Fine.-[Padgett] Okay.
977
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:04,583
The most important thingfor you to do now is trust me.
978
00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:05,875
You've done this before?
979
00:41:05,958 --> 00:41:07,500
Literally thousands of times.
980
00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:09,333
Really? You shaved a guy's face?
981
00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:11,375
-[buzzing]-Sorry, can't hear you.
982
00:41:12,416 --> 00:41:14,041
["The Flower Duet" playing]
983
00:41:33,125 --> 00:41:36,208
I can't believe you got him to do this.He must really like you.
984
00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:39,166
Uh, no, no. I'm just really persuasive.
985
00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:42,375
-How's it going in there?-[Cameron] It's kind of hard to say.
986
00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,333
Oh, come on. Just come out.
987
00:41:44,416 --> 00:41:45,291
[Cameron] Okay.
988
00:41:45,375 --> 00:41:46,750
["Carried Away" playing]
989
00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:49,208
♪ I love to love ♪
990
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:53,500
♪ I love to love, I love all the ways ♪
991
00:41:53,583 --> 00:41:56,833
♪ I feel so much, I get carried away ♪
992
00:41:56,916 --> 00:42:00,250
♪ I love to love, I just wanna stay ♪
993
00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:02,000
♪ And get carried away ♪
994
00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:04,208
Wow, you are good.
995
00:42:04,291 --> 00:42:05,750
How do you feel?
996
00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:07,875
Like I just lost Dancing with the Stars.
997
00:42:08,458 --> 00:42:10,750
Well, if I didn't know any better,
998
00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:12,666
and you weren't my brother,
999
00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:15,166
I'd say you look pretty hot.
1000
00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:16,583
Right, Padgett?
1001
00:42:17,166 --> 00:42:19,125
Uh… yeah.
1002
00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:20,416
Sure. [exhales]
1003
00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:23,208
["The Charleston" playing]
1004
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000
[Nisha] Very subtle.
1005
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Wow.
1006
00:42:30,083 --> 00:42:31,708
Your camera? Really?
1007
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:35,250
This is the only timeI'm gonna be doing something like this.
1008
00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:38,375
-Might as well document it.-Hey, everybody. Padgett Head to Toe here.
1009
00:42:38,458 --> 00:42:41,375
{\an8}Outside of Alden Pierce's18th birthday party.
1010
00:42:41,458 --> 00:42:45,083
{\an8}If you can't already tell,the theme is Drop It Like F. Scott.
1011
00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:47,375
{\an8}I'm here with my amazing new friends.
1012
00:42:47,458 --> 00:42:48,291
{\an8}Cameron.
1013
00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:50,833
{\an8}-Brin.-Hi, guys.
1014
00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:52,000
{\an8}And Nisha.
1015
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:07,750
This is insane.
1016
00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:09,791
You're hot now. Get used to it.
1017
00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:12,666
Uh, no, I was talking about the party.
1018
00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:14,750
[speaking indistinctly]
1019
00:43:25,958 --> 00:43:28,125
This one's teeny compared to her sweet 16.
1020
00:43:28,208 --> 00:43:29,416
We went to the beach.
1021
00:43:29,958 --> 00:43:31,750
In Turks and Caicos.
1022
00:43:31,833 --> 00:43:34,125
Can you believe this?
1023
00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:36,333
-[Alden] Padge!-Hey! Mwah, mwah.
1024
00:43:37,750 --> 00:43:39,583
Hi. I'm Alden.
1025
00:43:40,166 --> 00:43:41,041
Birthday girl.
1026
00:43:41,125 --> 00:43:42,250
Yeah, we've met.
1027
00:43:42,333 --> 00:43:43,208
Oh.
1028
00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:44,750
Oh!
1029
00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:48,333
I'm sorry, I gotta ask.What are you drinking?
1030
00:43:48,416 --> 00:43:50,833
Oh, it's my signature bday mocktail.
1031
00:43:50,916 --> 00:43:54,791
It's got cranberry juice,fresh raspberries, cherry Pop Rocks.
1032
00:43:54,875 --> 00:43:59,416
Hi, I just wanted to say happy birthdayand thank you so much for inviting me.
1033
00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:01,166
[scoffs] I'm sorry. Who are you?
1034
00:44:01,250 --> 00:44:02,166
-Uh, Brin Kweller.
1035
00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:04,125
-I thought I was in---Hey, uh…
1036
00:44:04,208 --> 00:44:07,916
We're gonna go get some drinks,and we'll see you guys in a bit.
1037
00:44:08,708 --> 00:44:09,625
Bye.
1038
00:44:09,708 --> 00:44:13,583
Padge, I don't know what you didto that Cameron guy, but damn!
1039
00:44:13,666 --> 00:44:15,000
What you did?
1040
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:18,000
Oh, she means his costume.
1041
00:44:18,083 --> 00:44:19,791
And Cameron did that himself.
1042
00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:23,125
Wow, you mightjust win this bet after all.
1043
00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:24,875
Yeah, if you don't blow it for me first.
1044
00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:27,625
-Guess we'll see who's gonna be a loser.-We'll see.
1045
00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:30,041
So, Aniston just bailed on you, bro?
1046
00:44:30,666 --> 00:44:31,666
Yeah, bro.
1047
00:44:32,458 --> 00:44:35,916
I was on my way to pick her up,and she texted me and said it's over.
1048
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,208
Said she's going to Brent Rivera'sbirthday party with that other dude.
1049
00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:40,833
That sucks, bro.
1050
00:44:40,916 --> 00:44:43,625
That Aniston chick was hot.If I were you, I'd be crying too.
1051
00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:47,166
That's okay. [sighs]My fans love my vulnerability.
1052
00:44:49,958 --> 00:44:52,250
-Wait, you guys aren't recording?-Oh!
1053
00:44:52,333 --> 00:44:53,958
-Shoot, my bad.-Oh my God.
1054
00:44:54,041 --> 00:44:56,083
Guys! All right, come on.I need another take.
1055
00:44:56,166 --> 00:44:57,333
[exhales] Okay. You got this.
1056
00:45:00,375 --> 00:45:03,458
[sighs] Damn, I lost it.Always be recording.
1057
00:45:03,541 --> 00:45:05,291
-My bad. That was my fault.-All right?
1058
00:45:05,791 --> 00:45:08,458
I still can't believe she'd ditch mefor some rando loser
1059
00:45:08,541 --> 00:45:10,833
who's only got 318,000 followers.
1060
00:45:10,916 --> 00:45:12,583
Well, he does play for the Clippers.
1061
00:45:15,166 --> 00:45:16,583
Yeah, that's pretty dope.
1062
00:45:16,666 --> 00:45:18,125
[laughing]
1063
00:45:18,208 --> 00:45:19,916
[upbeat music playing]
1064
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,083
[shutter clicking]
1065
00:45:27,375 --> 00:45:28,583
[shutter clicking]
1066
00:45:30,208 --> 00:45:32,791
[Padgett] Don't tell meyou're actually having fun.
1067
00:45:32,875 --> 00:45:34,458
Why would you say that?
1068
00:45:34,541 --> 00:45:36,333
This party is ridiculous.
1069
00:45:36,416 --> 00:45:39,666
[singing] You're having fun.You're having fun.
1070
00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:41,083
[Cameron] Maybe a little.
1071
00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:43,166
[Nisha] Hey.
1072
00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:44,458
Nice costume.
1073
00:45:45,041 --> 00:45:47,541
[scoffs] Didn't think I'd seeanother Jordan Baker.
1074
00:45:47,625 --> 00:45:49,791
Daisy is so overrated. [laughs]
1075
00:45:49,875 --> 00:45:50,875
Totally.
1076
00:45:51,375 --> 00:45:55,375
Wow. I look likethe before picture for you.
1077
00:45:55,458 --> 00:45:56,875
Stop. You look great.
1078
00:45:57,833 --> 00:45:59,875
You were at my karaoke party.
1079
00:45:59,958 --> 00:46:03,041
Right. I was the onewho didn't bring their swimsuit.
1080
00:46:03,125 --> 00:46:06,708
-Yeah. I'm sorry it turned weird.-It's okay. Weird's totally my thing.
1081
00:46:06,791 --> 00:46:08,250
[chuckling]
1082
00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:09,875
Oh my God. [gags]
1083
00:46:09,958 --> 00:46:12,166
-They put them in the ice too?-[laughs]
1084
00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:15,458
Come on. I know where Alden keepsher non-Pop-Rock-aholic drinks.
1085
00:46:15,541 --> 00:46:16,916
-Thank you.-Let's go.
1086
00:46:18,125 --> 00:46:19,333
Hey, you.
1087
00:46:20,708 --> 00:46:22,875
Whoa, whoa.You're not even gonna say, "Hey"?
1088
00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:23,833
Blow me.
1089
00:46:23,916 --> 00:46:25,500
You're Aniston's problem now.
1090
00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:28,625
You're still mad about that?That was like, two weeks ago.
1091
00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:31,500
-Hey.-Dude! What the hell?
1092
00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:33,291
I'm sorry.I had something else to tell you.
1093
00:46:33,375 --> 00:46:34,750
-What?-[Jordan] I don't know.
1094
00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:36,458
That… I'm sorry.
1095
00:46:37,041 --> 00:46:39,083
And that she was right.
1096
00:46:39,541 --> 00:46:40,666
-Who?-[Jordan] Aniston.
1097
00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:43,541
She said that I wasn't over you,
1098
00:46:43,625 --> 00:46:46,875
and… that's the truth.
1099
00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:49,250
We belong together, Padge.
1100
00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:52,833
Now, come on. These nominationsare on Monday, all right?
1101
00:46:52,916 --> 00:46:56,041
If we win prom king and queen,our followers would go crazy.
1102
00:46:56,125 --> 00:46:57,083
I don't care!
1103
00:46:58,333 --> 00:47:01,791
Oh, and by the way,there are no mean streets of Pali.
1104
00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:04,250
You live on the same blockas Gwyneth Paltrow.
1105
00:47:05,166 --> 00:47:09,666
Oh man! You spilled my watermelon.It was the last one.
1106
00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:11,208
Now, all they have is mango.
1107
00:47:11,291 --> 00:47:14,041
I hate mango. It's a terrible flavor.
1108
00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:15,583
Hey.
1109
00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:17,833
Is everything okay?
1110
00:47:18,750 --> 00:47:22,500
Yeah. Yeah, I just, uh, spilled my drink.
1111
00:47:22,583 --> 00:47:26,041
But I was thinking about goingto get another one, though.
1112
00:47:27,166 --> 00:47:29,708
Any chance you want to come with me?
1113
00:47:30,708 --> 00:47:31,916
[giggles] Sure.
1114
00:47:32,833 --> 00:47:33,708
Let's go.
1115
00:47:34,458 --> 00:47:35,708
[speaking indistinctly]
1116
00:47:36,541 --> 00:47:37,541
[shutter clicks]
1117
00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:41,291
Okay, enough pictures for you.No one's going to see them anyways.
1118
00:47:41,375 --> 00:47:43,041
I have a better idea. Come on.
1119
00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:45,250
Oh, photo booth? Seriously?
1120
00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:47,833
-Come on. I want to see your duck face.-Ugh.
1121
00:47:47,916 --> 00:47:48,916
[sighs]
1122
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,666
Now show me what you got.
1123
00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:51,666
[shutter clicking]
1124
00:47:52,708 --> 00:47:53,708
[shutter clicking]
1125
00:47:53,791 --> 00:47:55,333
You're not supposed to look at me.
1126
00:47:55,416 --> 00:47:56,875
-You're supposed to pose.-Sorry.
1127
00:47:56,958 --> 00:48:01,125
I guess I'm just mesmerizedby watching you disfigure yourself.
1128
00:48:01,208 --> 00:48:02,708
So you're repulsed?
1129
00:48:02,791 --> 00:48:06,000
Totally, but it must be so hardto make yourself look terrible
1130
00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:08,166
when you're naturally so, you know…
1131
00:48:09,250 --> 00:48:10,083
What?
1132
00:48:10,791 --> 00:48:11,625
Beautiful.
1133
00:48:15,041 --> 00:48:17,708
[party DJ] All right, everyone,let's gather by the big cake
1134
00:48:17,791 --> 00:48:19,833
to sing Alden "Happy Birthday."
1135
00:48:19,916 --> 00:48:23,208
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1136
00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:24,125
Stop it.
1137
00:48:24,208 --> 00:48:26,500
-♪ Happy birthday ♪
-[Jordan] Ow!
1138
00:48:26,583 --> 00:48:28,541
-♪ To you ♪
- [Brin] Get away from me, asshole!
1139
00:48:28,625 --> 00:48:30,833
-♪ Happy birthday… ♪
-Hey, Brin, what's going on?
1140
00:48:30,916 --> 00:48:32,833
Why are you making a big deal out of this?
1141
00:48:32,916 --> 00:48:34,791
-It was nothing.-You call that nothing?
1142
00:48:34,875 --> 00:48:37,208
-What happened? What did he do?-She's so overreacting.
1143
00:48:37,291 --> 00:48:39,500
-You, shut up.-He asked me if I wanted a drink.
1144
00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:40,750
So I said, "Okay."
1145
00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:43,583
And then we went into this big roomwith a pool table.
1146
00:48:43,666 --> 00:48:46,333
-And we were just kissing.-See? No big deal.
1147
00:48:46,458 --> 00:48:49,791
But then he started going for more,so I bonked him with a pool ball.
1148
00:48:49,875 --> 00:48:52,291
-Which hurt, by the way.-Freaking piece of shit.
1149
00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:55,750
-Don't tell me she's your girlfriend?-No, she's my little sister, you idiot.
1150
00:48:55,833 --> 00:48:57,625
And if you ever touch her again--
1151
00:48:57,708 --> 00:48:59,583
What, you wanna go? You wanna go, man?
1152
00:48:59,666 --> 00:49:03,375
-Let's go. Let's get it.-Why'd you just take off your shirt?
1153
00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:07,791
I don't know. That's for me to knowand for you to find out.
1154
00:49:08,625 --> 00:49:10,333
-What?-No, Cameron, come on.
1155
00:49:10,416 --> 00:49:12,000
[Padgett] He is not worth it.
1156
00:49:13,041 --> 00:49:15,000
No, not this time.
1157
00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:19,125
-[Padgett] Cameron, please.-[boy 1] Move back. Make some room.
1158
00:49:19,208 --> 00:49:20,666
[boy 2] You got it! You got it!
1159
00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:22,500
If you ever go near my sister again--
1160
00:49:22,583 --> 00:49:23,625
-What?-[all] Ooh!
1161
00:49:23,708 --> 00:49:25,750
[Jordan's friend] Haha. Okay, okay.
1162
00:49:25,833 --> 00:49:27,000
-[grunts]-[crowd gasps]
1163
00:49:27,666 --> 00:49:29,625
-[grunts]-[crowd] Oh!
1164
00:49:30,708 --> 00:49:32,375
-[grunts]-[crowd] Oh!
1165
00:49:32,458 --> 00:49:33,375
-[grunts]-[thuds]
1166
00:49:33,458 --> 00:49:35,000
-Yes!-Oh!
1167
00:49:35,083 --> 00:49:36,791
Classic Johnny Wang move.
1168
00:49:36,875 --> 00:49:38,083
What the hell was that?
1169
00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:40,125
I'm sure that was me kicking your ass.
1170
00:49:40,208 --> 00:49:42,208
[crowd laughing, cheering]
1171
00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:45,458
[speaking indistinctly]
1172
00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:46,958
[grunts]
1173
00:49:47,041 --> 00:49:47,958
[crowd gasps]
1174
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:49,458
[Jordan grunts]
1175
00:49:49,541 --> 00:49:50,833
[oohing, cheering]
1176
00:49:50,916 --> 00:49:51,833
Cameron, enough!
1177
00:49:51,916 --> 00:49:54,583
-Back in there, bro.-Well, check out Captain Badass.
1178
00:49:54,666 --> 00:49:56,625
I dare you to try that again.
1179
00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:00,583
-[grunts]-[crowd gasps]
1180
00:50:00,666 --> 00:50:02,416
[groans]
1181
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,166
Ah!
1182
00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:06,208
[crowd cheers]
1183
00:50:06,291 --> 00:50:08,000
Yes! [cheers]
1184
00:50:08,958 --> 00:50:10,375
I wasn't ready for that!
1185
00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:13,375
-I need another take. Stop cheering!-Are you okay?
1186
00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:14,750
Cameron, that was amazing.
1187
00:50:14,833 --> 00:50:16,708
-Let's go get the truck.-[Brin] Okay.
1188
00:50:16,791 --> 00:50:19,250
-Okay?-Wait, you're not leaving, are you?
1189
00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:22,375
Yeah, I think you should,but don't forget your camera.
1190
00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:23,958
No, no, no, no!
1191
00:50:24,958 --> 00:50:25,833
[crowd] Oh!
1192
00:50:25,916 --> 00:50:28,416
-Happy---Not now, Mom and Dad!
1193
00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:31,583
[Padgett] Cameron, are you okay?Let me help.
1194
00:50:33,541 --> 00:50:34,750
Cameron.
1195
00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:37,166
Cameron.
1196
00:50:38,208 --> 00:50:40,541
-Cameron, wait.-What do you want?
1197
00:50:40,625 --> 00:50:42,625
To make sure you're okay.You were leaving.
1198
00:50:42,708 --> 00:50:45,166
An asshole hit on my sisterand ruined my mother's camera.
1199
00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:46,458
What do you want me to do?
1200
00:50:46,541 --> 00:50:49,750
The way you stood up to Jordan back there,people were impressed.
1201
00:50:49,833 --> 00:50:52,625
Who? The-- the-- the valedictorian?The head cheerleader?
1202
00:50:52,708 --> 00:50:56,000
-The captain of the lacrosse team?-Cali doesn't have a lacrosse--
1203
00:50:56,083 --> 00:50:58,000
What am I doing here, Padgett?
1204
00:50:58,500 --> 00:51:01,500
I mean, why after four yearsdid you suddenly start talking to me?
1205
00:51:02,083 --> 00:51:02,958
I… I don't know.
1206
00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:07,291
Maybe I just sensed there was more to youthan what you let everyone see.
1207
00:51:07,375 --> 00:51:08,750
What if I like it that way?
1208
00:51:09,541 --> 00:51:11,916
Well, then that really breaks my heart.
1209
00:51:15,583 --> 00:51:16,583
Cameron, please.
1210
00:51:16,666 --> 00:51:18,083
[Alden] Broken heart, huh?
1211
00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:21,708
Looks like someonemoved on from Jordan pretty quick.
1212
00:51:21,791 --> 00:51:24,375
I moved on from Jordanthe second we walked into that trailer.
1213
00:51:24,458 --> 00:51:27,125
And now you're fallingfor our little project?
1214
00:51:27,208 --> 00:51:28,833
It's not like that.
1215
00:51:28,916 --> 00:51:32,166
I'm worried about him, okay?That's all. You saw what happened.
1216
00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:35,375
You mean, your plus-three freak paradewho ruined my birthday?
1217
00:51:35,458 --> 00:51:37,083
Yeah, it was hard to miss.
1218
00:51:37,166 --> 00:51:40,250
Look, if you wanna welchon our bet now, I understand.
1219
00:51:40,833 --> 00:51:42,958
I mean, the guy's a bigger train wreckthan we expected.
1220
00:51:43,041 --> 00:51:43,875
No.
1221
00:51:44,625 --> 00:51:45,541
We're still on.
1222
00:51:52,166 --> 00:51:53,125
[beeping]
1223
00:51:55,708 --> 00:51:57,041
[alarm system dings]
1224
00:51:57,125 --> 00:51:58,750
[robotic voice] Arm code.
1225
00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:01,166
[can clinking]
1226
00:52:01,833 --> 00:52:03,791
[snoring]
1227
00:52:04,583 --> 00:52:06,833
[footsteps approaching]
1228
00:52:12,958 --> 00:52:14,250
[Jordan chuckles]
1229
00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:15,750
Great party.
1230
00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:18,666
Thanks,but it's kind of been over for a while.
1231
00:52:18,750 --> 00:52:21,791
No party's over until I say it's over.
1232
00:52:21,875 --> 00:52:24,166
Come on, Cali High. Let's rock!
1233
00:52:26,416 --> 00:52:27,250
Oh.
1234
00:52:27,916 --> 00:52:29,041
-It is over.-Yeah.
1235
00:52:30,166 --> 00:52:31,375
Where's my shirt?
1236
00:52:32,291 --> 00:52:33,333
Who needs shirts?
1237
00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:36,166
[chuckles]
1238
00:52:36,958 --> 00:52:38,083
Okay.
1239
00:52:39,333 --> 00:52:40,291
[inhales]
1240
00:52:40,375 --> 00:52:41,750
[soft music playing]
1241
00:52:45,791 --> 00:52:46,750
[sighs]
1242
00:52:51,208 --> 00:52:52,041
[sighs]
1243
00:52:57,208 --> 00:52:58,291
Hey, guys.
1244
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:03,750
So the rest of tonight didn't go so great.
1245
00:53:04,666 --> 00:53:07,625
[Exhales] Well, it started out fun.
1246
00:53:08,208 --> 00:53:11,875
You know, I talk a lot hereabout self-improvement.
1247
00:53:12,791 --> 00:53:14,208
[Exhales] Your looks,
1248
00:53:14,916 --> 00:53:16,125
your attitude,
1249
00:53:17,291 --> 00:53:18,458
But I'm starting to think
1250
00:53:18,541 --> 00:53:21,750
that who you choose to surround yourselfwith is so much more import--
1251
00:53:21,833 --> 00:53:22,666
[text pings]
1252
00:53:25,333 --> 00:53:27,333
[dinging]
1253
00:53:27,416 --> 00:53:29,083
[whimsical music playing]
1254
00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:32,083
[dinging continues]
1255
00:53:39,458 --> 00:53:40,833
{\an8}[sighs]
1256
00:53:40,916 --> 00:53:42,000
[girl] So awesome!
1257
00:53:42,083 --> 00:53:43,208
[boy] All right, bro!
1258
00:53:43,291 --> 00:53:45,416
[cheering]
1259
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:46,625
-Hey!-[girl] Cameron!
1260
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:52,166
-[all] Cameron! Cameron! Cameron!-[boy] Awesome, man!
1261
00:53:52,250 --> 00:53:53,291
That was so awesome.
1262
00:53:53,791 --> 00:53:55,416
Hey. I'm Celeste.
1263
00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:57,958
I wanted to saythat while I reject the whole idea
1264
00:53:58,041 --> 00:54:01,375
of the prom court as an antiquated,heteronormative construct,
1265
00:54:01,458 --> 00:54:03,291
if I didn't, you'd have my vote.
1266
00:54:03,375 --> 00:54:04,291
Your vote for what?
1267
00:54:06,916 --> 00:54:08,375
[Nisha] Hey, Kweller. Dude.
1268
00:54:08,458 --> 00:54:11,041
Some Saturday night, huh? [chuckles]
1269
00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:12,708
Mr. Prom King nominee.
1270
00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:15,333
-What?-Did you not see?
1271
00:54:15,416 --> 00:54:18,541
-Cameroon Kewller for prom king.-[chuckles]
1272
00:54:18,625 --> 00:54:19,958
-That's ridiculous.-[laughs]
1273
00:54:20,041 --> 00:54:22,583
[Bosch] Attention Earthquakes,
here are the prom court nominations.
1274
00:54:22,666 --> 00:54:28,416
For king, we have Jordan Van Draanenand Cameroon Kewller?
1275
00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:29,958
Tanya, is this a joke?
1276
00:54:30,458 --> 00:54:34,125
Okay. I am told that Cameroon
is an actual student,
1277
00:54:34,208 --> 00:54:36,333
so congratulations to him
1278
00:54:36,416 --> 00:54:39,125
and to our third nominee, Sebastian Woo.
1279
00:54:39,666 --> 00:54:42,666
-Yes! Whoo! Yes! Whoo!-Oh my God, dude!
1280
00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:44,500
I'm the king of the school!
1281
00:54:44,583 --> 00:54:46,333
Sebastian Woo!
1282
00:54:46,416 --> 00:54:49,416
It is so fittingthat they would butcher your name.
1283
00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:53,083
Could you imagineif you actually ran for prom king?
1284
00:54:53,166 --> 00:54:54,458
[laughing]
1285
00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:56,541
[hip-hop music playing on car stereo]
1286
00:54:59,291 --> 00:55:01,708
[muffled echo] Jordan Van D, baby!
1287
00:55:01,791 --> 00:55:03,708
Let's go!
1288
00:55:05,541 --> 00:55:07,875
Yeah, maybe I can.
1289
00:55:07,958 --> 00:55:09,208
[phone keyboard clacking]
1290
00:55:09,291 --> 00:55:10,125
[Alden] Sawyer.
1291
00:55:10,625 --> 00:55:11,458
Alden.
1292
00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:13,541
And Jordan?
1293
00:55:14,333 --> 00:55:16,458
What the hell is going on?
1294
00:55:16,541 --> 00:55:17,916
JVD out.
1295
00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:21,500
You know how you're running forprom queen unopposed? Not anymore.
1296
00:55:21,583 --> 00:55:24,250
♪ Clap your hands, say it loud ♪
1297
00:55:24,333 --> 00:55:26,250
♪ Alden Pierce will make you proud ♪
1298
00:55:26,333 --> 00:55:29,916
♪ Clap your hands, say it loudAlden Pierce will make you proud ♪
1299
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,083
[cheering]
1300
00:55:31,166 --> 00:55:33,166
-You're running against me?-Oh, please.
1301
00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:36,291
Don't look so surprised.I know all the same people you do.
1302
00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:40,125
The only difference is,I didn't just hemorrhage 94,000 followers.
1303
00:55:40,208 --> 00:55:41,208
Oh my God.
1304
00:55:41,291 --> 00:55:44,250
-You've been planning this all along.-What are you talking about?
1305
00:55:44,333 --> 00:55:46,541
That day in Jordan's trailer. The video.
1306
00:55:46,625 --> 00:55:48,666
-What about it?-You were holding the camera.
1307
00:55:48,750 --> 00:55:52,208
My entire life was falling apart,and you didn't press stop.
1308
00:55:52,291 --> 00:55:55,166
You let it happenbecause you knew you were gonna run.
1309
00:55:55,250 --> 00:55:56,083
[sighs]
1310
00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:58,125
Okay, yeah, maybe I did. So what?
1311
00:55:58,208 --> 00:56:00,458
Don't act likeyou wouldn't have done the same thing.
1312
00:56:00,541 --> 00:56:03,125
-But I thought we were friends?-[Alden] Yeah, well.
1313
00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:06,875
Things aren't always the way they seem,and you would know, right?
1314
00:56:06,958 --> 00:56:07,916
Yeah. That's right.
1315
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,583
You can drop the act. We know you're poor.
1316
00:56:10,666 --> 00:56:12,166
-[Quinn] Stop.-[Alden] Please.
1317
00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:14,166
Did you think you were fooling us?
1318
00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:17,500
I mean, your mom's a nurse.You can't afford a car.
1319
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:19,250
You live in that dumpy shack on Clinton.
1320
00:56:19,333 --> 00:56:21,166
-Alden.-[Alden] Yeah, that's right.
1321
00:56:21,250 --> 00:56:23,541
We know you don't liveat the Palisades Lofts.
1322
00:56:23,625 --> 00:56:25,041
How long have you known?
1323
00:56:25,125 --> 00:56:28,500
Mmm. I don't know, like a year, maybe?We didn't say anything.
1324
00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:32,375
We didn't wanna hurt your feelings.Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.
1325
00:56:32,458 --> 00:56:34,750
[inhales] If I want it to be. [scoffs]
1326
00:56:35,375 --> 00:56:37,375
Guess it's game on, Bubble Girl.
1327
00:56:38,666 --> 00:56:42,208
♪ Clap your hands, say it loudAlden Pierce will make you proud ♪
1328
00:56:42,291 --> 00:56:45,708
♪ Clap your hands, say it loudAlden Pierce will make you proud ♪
1329
00:56:45,791 --> 00:56:47,375
-I'm so sorry.-I'm so sorry.
1330
00:56:47,458 --> 00:56:49,458
I only liedbecause I thought if I told the truth,
1331
00:56:49,541 --> 00:56:51,333
you guys wouldn't like me anymore.
1332
00:56:51,416 --> 00:56:54,375
-I was embarrassed.-I don't care… at all. Okay?
1333
00:56:54,458 --> 00:56:57,041
I swear I had no ideashe was planning this.
1334
00:56:57,125 --> 00:57:00,291
I don't get it. It's like she's suddenlythis whole different person.
1335
00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:02,958
Is she though? Maybe we'rejust now seeing who she really is.
1336
00:57:03,041 --> 00:57:04,875
-What do you mean?-She quit the dance team.
1337
00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:06,958
Now she's startingher own squad with Jordan.
1338
00:57:07,041 --> 00:57:08,833
-Unbelievable.-[phone dings]
1339
00:57:10,125 --> 00:57:11,500
[Padgett] Wow. Look at you.
1340
00:57:11,583 --> 00:57:12,916
-Who is it?-[Quinn] Nothing.
1341
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,375
-It's stupid.-[Padgett] Really?
1342
00:57:14,458 --> 00:57:17,916
-Then why are you blushing?-I'm not blushing. It's just a funny text.
1343
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,041
-Mm. A stupid, funny text from…-Nisha.
1344
00:57:21,125 --> 00:57:23,333
-Q! That's amazing.-[Quinn chuckles]
1345
00:57:23,416 --> 00:57:25,458
I thought I sawyou guys talking at the party.
1346
00:57:25,541 --> 00:57:27,000
Yeah, she's pretty great.
1347
00:57:27,083 --> 00:57:29,291
I was thinking about asking her to prom.
1348
00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:33,333
No way. Oh my God, that's so great.You guys would be so cute together.
1349
00:57:33,416 --> 00:57:35,875
-So how are you gonna ask her?-Hey, um…
1350
00:57:36,958 --> 00:57:37,958
You got a sec?
1351
00:57:38,875 --> 00:57:40,500
Go. I'll talk to you later.
1352
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:44,791
I didn't thinkyou were talking to me anymore.
1353
00:57:44,875 --> 00:57:46,583
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
1354
00:57:46,666 --> 00:57:49,291
I got really pissed off,but you didn't do anything.
1355
00:57:49,375 --> 00:57:51,541
There's somethingI wanted to talk to you about.
1356
00:57:51,625 --> 00:57:53,791
Hey! You, my man, are a rock star.
1357
00:57:53,875 --> 00:57:56,375
Inspiration. Do you want to hear a poem?
1358
00:57:57,083 --> 00:57:57,916
Sure.
1359
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,250
Um, Cameron Kweller
1360
00:58:00,750 --> 00:58:01,708
Interstellar
1361
00:58:01,791 --> 00:58:03,041
Stood up to the dick
1362
00:58:03,833 --> 00:58:04,791
Made it stick
1363
00:58:05,541 --> 00:58:06,791
Cameron, one
1364
00:58:06,875 --> 00:58:08,041
Jordan, zero
1365
00:58:08,125 --> 00:58:10,250
King Cameron, you're my hero
1366
00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:11,500
Fight the power, man.
1367
00:58:12,083 --> 00:58:13,375
That was great.
1368
00:58:13,458 --> 00:58:15,458
-[crunches]-[painfully] Ah, worth it.
1369
00:58:15,958 --> 00:58:18,208
-Okay. [chuckles]-[chuckles]
1370
00:58:18,291 --> 00:58:20,291
Can you believe all this prom BS?
1371
00:58:20,375 --> 00:58:23,666
I know. Pretty cool, right?I mean, what do you think?
1372
00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:27,041
Well, that's actuallywhat I wanted to talk to you about.
1373
00:58:27,125 --> 00:58:28,041
[bell rings]
1374
00:58:28,125 --> 00:58:30,125
Uh, but now I'm late for Art History.
1375
00:58:30,208 --> 00:58:34,083
Um, is there any chanceyou could come over after school?
1376
00:58:34,166 --> 00:58:37,333
-There's something I wanted to show you.-Um, sure.
1377
00:58:37,416 --> 00:58:38,541
-I'll be there.-Cool.
1378
00:58:39,041 --> 00:58:40,041
Bye.
1379
00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:45,375
-[door closes]-So this whole prom king thing,
1380
00:58:46,041 --> 00:58:48,041
I can't believe you're actually into it.
1381
00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:51,708
Well, I'm not really,but I do hate Van Draanen.
1382
00:58:51,791 --> 00:58:55,208
Guys like him crap all over everyoneand somehow still end up on top.
1383
00:58:55,291 --> 00:58:57,750
Not this time.Not if I have anything to do with it.
1384
00:58:57,833 --> 00:59:00,333
-That sounded confident.-'Cause I am.
1385
00:59:00,416 --> 00:59:03,250
And after Alden's party,you have some serious traction.
1386
00:59:03,750 --> 00:59:06,750
But you're gonna have to letpeople see the real Cam Kweller.
1387
00:59:06,833 --> 00:59:10,125
Well, speaking of the real me,right this way.
1388
00:59:16,583 --> 00:59:19,708
Wow. I cannot believeyou have your own darkroom.
1389
00:59:20,208 --> 00:59:21,041
Yeah.
1390
00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:23,333
It was my 14th birthday present.
1391
00:59:23,833 --> 00:59:26,583
So you've been taking picturesyour whole life then?
1392
00:59:26,666 --> 00:59:29,625
[Cameron] Kind of.Used to be more of a hobby,
1393
00:59:29,708 --> 00:59:31,666
but now I don't know.
1394
00:59:31,750 --> 00:59:35,458
Sometimes I feel likeI could spend my entire life in this room.
1395
00:59:36,083 --> 00:59:38,875
Cameron, these are amazing.
1396
00:59:39,541 --> 00:59:42,416
So why are you letting me see them now?
1397
00:59:42,916 --> 00:59:44,750
Well, you wouldn't stop asking,
1398
00:59:45,333 --> 00:59:48,250
so I figured this wasthe only way to get you to stop.
1399
00:59:48,333 --> 00:59:51,708
Well, you are very talented.
1400
00:59:51,791 --> 00:59:53,208
I mean, look at this one. Oh!
1401
00:59:54,208 --> 00:59:55,583
Oh my God, I am so sorry.
1402
00:59:55,666 --> 00:59:56,500
It's, uh…
1403
00:59:57,458 --> 00:59:58,625
It's okay.
1404
00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:00,041
Really.
1405
01:00:00,708 --> 01:00:03,291
You know, you couldtotally make money at this, right?
1406
01:00:03,375 --> 01:00:04,958
You know I don't care about money.
1407
01:00:05,041 --> 01:00:08,458
Or not,but keeping your talent locked away.
1408
01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:10,041
What are you hiding from?
1409
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,166
You know,I could ask you the same question.
1410
01:00:13,250 --> 01:00:14,625
What are you talking about?
1411
01:00:14,708 --> 01:00:18,500
Well, I'm talking about this.
1412
01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:23,666
And, uh… this.
1413
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:26,958
And these.
1414
01:00:27,458 --> 01:00:30,791
Not the eyelashes,they're glued on pretty tight.
1415
01:00:33,875 --> 01:00:35,708
♪ I love to love ♪
1416
01:00:35,791 --> 01:00:37,458
♪ I love all the ways ♪
1417
01:00:37,541 --> 01:00:39,000
♪ I feel so much ♪
1418
01:00:39,083 --> 01:00:40,666
♪ I get carried away ♪
1419
01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:42,500
♪ I love to love ♪
1420
01:00:42,583 --> 01:00:44,458
♪ I just wanna stay ♪
1421
01:00:44,541 --> 01:00:47,916
Listen, Cameron,there's something I need to tell you.
1422
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,208
-And I need to tell you something too.-Okay?
1423
01:00:51,166 --> 01:00:55,041
Well, you asked me why I invited you here,
1424
01:00:55,708 --> 01:00:58,208
and I don't even letmy own grandmother in here.
1425
01:00:58,291 --> 01:00:59,458
-Really?-Yeah.
1426
01:00:59,541 --> 01:01:02,416
Which is why she probably thinksI'm running a meth lab.
1427
01:01:02,500 --> 01:01:03,583
[both laughing]
1428
01:01:03,666 --> 01:01:05,541
So then why am I here?
1429
01:01:06,125 --> 01:01:07,583
Because I trust you.
1430
01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:11,333
[Padgett] Oh, okay.
1431
01:01:11,416 --> 01:01:13,708
-Well, I---[Cameron] Are you okay?
1432
01:01:14,458 --> 01:01:16,666
Totally, I just… I need to go.
1433
01:01:17,166 --> 01:01:20,250
-Besides, I've wasted enough of your time.-I wouldn't put it that way.
1434
01:01:20,333 --> 01:01:23,583
No, that's not what I meant.I just… I have somewhere to be.
1435
01:01:23,666 --> 01:01:25,916
-Um… Call you later?-[Cameron] Yeah.
1436
01:01:26,666 --> 01:01:27,500
Sure.
1437
01:01:35,541 --> 01:01:36,791
Hey, you got a sec?
1438
01:01:37,375 --> 01:01:38,958
Uh, yeah. Why?
1439
01:01:39,041 --> 01:01:42,083
I just kind of wantedyour advice on something.
1440
01:01:42,666 --> 01:01:44,875
If it isn't the fountain of truth
1441
01:01:44,958 --> 01:01:48,083
coming to get helpfiguring out the world of bullshit.
1442
01:01:48,166 --> 01:01:49,000
Yeah, funny.
1443
01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:51,375
Here's the deal. Uh…
1444
01:01:51,916 --> 01:01:55,750
Things with Padgett may have gottena little more complicated than I thought.
1445
01:01:55,833 --> 01:01:59,333
Okay. Complicated good or complicated bad?
1446
01:01:59,875 --> 01:02:04,250
'Cause the other night at that party,I was definitely sensing chemistry.
1447
01:02:04,333 --> 01:02:05,625
Oh, wait.
1448
01:02:05,708 --> 01:02:06,833
Did you guys hook up?
1449
01:02:06,916 --> 01:02:08,750
Oh my God, you did!
1450
01:02:08,833 --> 01:02:12,000
No, no, no. We didn't hook up, we…
1451
01:02:12,791 --> 01:02:14,000
we kissed.
1452
01:02:14,083 --> 01:02:18,250
[shrieks] I knew it! Oh my God.This is huge. So did you ask her to prom?
1453
01:02:18,333 --> 01:02:21,208
It makes sense if you go together.And if you're king and queen?
1454
01:02:21,291 --> 01:02:22,500
How amazing would that be?
1455
01:02:22,583 --> 01:02:24,791
It would be likeCali's own royal love story.
1456
01:02:24,875 --> 01:02:27,291
-[chuckles] And you're the princess.-Whoa, whoa.
1457
01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:29,166
Yes. I thought about asking her,
1458
01:02:29,250 --> 01:02:33,333
but after we kissed,things just kind of got weird.
1459
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:34,958
Of course they did. It's fine.
1460
01:02:35,041 --> 01:02:36,541
First kisses can be awkward.
1461
01:02:36,625 --> 01:02:39,000
First time having sex,that can be even weirder.
1462
01:02:39,083 --> 01:02:40,833
So is the last time
1463
01:02:40,916 --> 01:02:43,791
'cause you never knowif it's gonna be your last.
1464
01:02:44,541 --> 01:02:45,625
Oh…
1465
01:02:45,708 --> 01:02:47,791
Wait, you've never had sex.
1466
01:02:47,875 --> 01:02:50,000
Yeah, but I know things, though.Like this.
1467
01:02:50,083 --> 01:02:52,500
If you're worried aboutwhether you should ask Padgett or not,
1468
01:02:52,583 --> 01:02:53,958
just ask yourself one question.
1469
01:02:54,041 --> 01:02:55,208
Okay, what's that?
1470
01:02:55,291 --> 01:02:56,750
Who kissed who first?
1471
01:02:57,583 --> 01:02:59,375
Actually, she kissed me first.
1472
01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:02,375
So I should ask her to prom, then.
1473
01:03:02,458 --> 01:03:05,208
Um, yeah, but you can't just ask, okay?
1474
01:03:05,291 --> 01:03:07,458
It's lame. You have to prompose.
1475
01:03:08,791 --> 01:03:10,166
What the hell is that?
1476
01:03:10,250 --> 01:03:11,833
[upbeat music playing]
1477
01:03:12,625 --> 01:03:13,625
[laughing]
1478
01:03:14,833 --> 01:03:16,041
[girl screams]
1479
01:03:16,125 --> 01:03:18,125
[speaking indistinctly]
1480
01:03:22,958 --> 01:03:24,666
-[Quinn] Hey.-Hey.
1481
01:03:24,750 --> 01:03:26,083
[Quinn] No word from Cameron?
1482
01:03:26,166 --> 01:03:30,208
No, he must think I'm such a freak.I practically sprinted out of there.
1483
01:03:30,291 --> 01:03:33,041
He had the nomination.Why'd screw it up by kissing him?
1484
01:03:33,125 --> 01:03:34,958
-[Quinn] I do have one theory.-Yeah?
1485
01:03:35,458 --> 01:03:38,541
You really like him, Padge,and when you like someone
1486
01:03:38,625 --> 01:03:40,791
the other stuffjust doesn't matter as much.
1487
01:03:40,875 --> 01:03:42,041
I do.
1488
01:03:42,125 --> 01:03:43,416
I do like him.
1489
01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:44,333
Yeah.
1490
01:03:45,083 --> 01:03:48,541
Something tells me you might nothave screwed up as much as you think.
1491
01:03:49,125 --> 01:03:51,208
-What do you mean?-[boy] Hey, look, look!
1492
01:03:52,166 --> 01:03:54,208
Oh my God, Cameron.
1493
01:03:54,291 --> 01:03:57,291
I know this isn'tusually my style, obviously,
1494
01:03:57,375 --> 01:04:00,541
but, uh… what do you think?
1495
01:04:00,625 --> 01:04:02,458
-I think yes.-[Alden] Sorry.
1496
01:04:02,541 --> 01:04:06,791
I hate to interrupt this adorable moment,but don't you think there's something
1497
01:04:06,875 --> 01:04:08,291
you should tell Cameron first?
1498
01:04:08,375 --> 01:04:10,375
-What are you doing?-[Quinn] Leave her alone, Alden.
1499
01:04:10,458 --> 01:04:12,708
-[Alden] Shut up, Quinn.-What's going on?
1500
01:04:13,291 --> 01:04:15,375
Padgett, do you wantto tell him, or should I?
1501
01:04:16,083 --> 01:04:19,125
-What's she talking about?-What I was trying to tell you yesterday.
1502
01:04:19,208 --> 01:04:20,708
It's… It's actually funny.
1503
01:04:20,791 --> 01:04:22,583
After Jordan and I broke up,
1504
01:04:22,666 --> 01:04:25,375
I lost my sponsorships, my college money,
1505
01:04:25,875 --> 01:04:27,125
so I panicked.
1506
01:04:27,208 --> 01:04:30,250
-Yeah, she's not lying. Total meltdown.-Yeah, thanks to you, Alden.
1507
01:04:30,333 --> 01:04:32,916
So I made a bet with Alden
1508
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,458
that I could take some personand… and… and make them over.
1509
01:04:36,541 --> 01:04:38,916
Some person. What kind of person?
1510
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,458
-Can we talk about this in private?-No, what kind of person, Padgett?
1511
01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:45,166
The biggest loserso she could turn him into prom king.
1512
01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:47,583
-But that was before---Wait. So I was a bet?
1513
01:04:47,666 --> 01:04:50,333
-[Padgett] No---No, I was a fucking bet.
1514
01:04:55,041 --> 01:04:56,208
You can all go to hell.
1515
01:04:57,166 --> 01:04:58,000
Let's go.
1516
01:04:58,750 --> 01:04:59,583
[Padgett sighs]
1517
01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:02,541
Yikes, that was hard to watch.
1518
01:05:09,583 --> 01:05:12,583
Hey, it's Cameron.Leave a message, or don't.
1519
01:05:13,208 --> 01:05:16,875
Cameron, it's me again.
1520
01:05:17,875 --> 01:05:22,250
I know I covered thisin the 800 texts you haven't returned,
1521
01:05:22,333 --> 01:05:25,458
but I'm so sorry,
1522
01:05:25,541 --> 01:05:27,958
and I just want to make sure you're okay.
1523
01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:30,666
He's still not answering?
1524
01:05:30,750 --> 01:05:33,166
[Padgett] No, but can you blame him?
1525
01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:37,000
No, but right now,I'm a little bit more worried about you.
1526
01:05:37,625 --> 01:05:39,458
You and your god-awful ironing.
1527
01:05:39,541 --> 01:05:41,041
Please let me do that. Please.
1528
01:05:41,875 --> 01:05:45,583
You know,I convinced myself that I did my posts
1529
01:05:45,666 --> 01:05:49,833
because I cared about my followers,but maybe I was just doing it for myself
1530
01:05:49,916 --> 01:05:52,458
to get money and get popular.
1531
01:05:53,041 --> 01:05:54,916
Maybe I'm just a fraud.
1532
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,625
Honey, I happen to knowfor a fact that you're not a fake.
1533
01:05:57,708 --> 01:05:59,916
You're a truly kind and caring person.
1534
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:03,375
But I hurt someone, Mom.I mean, I really hurt him.
1535
01:06:03,458 --> 01:06:04,416
All right, yeah.
1536
01:06:04,916 --> 01:06:07,958
You screwed up, but it's only a mistakeif you don't learn from it.
1537
01:06:08,750 --> 01:06:10,875
I just don't even know what to do anymore.
1538
01:06:10,958 --> 01:06:14,208
If I win tomorrow night, I'll have to goin front of all these people--
1539
01:06:14,291 --> 01:06:15,833
And be yourself.
1540
01:06:15,916 --> 01:06:19,875
But… what if I don't even likewho that is anymore?
1541
01:06:20,708 --> 01:06:23,708
Listen, I knowit feels like that right now.
1542
01:06:23,791 --> 01:06:26,416
I do. But the Padgett Sawyer that I know,
1543
01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:29,875
the kind, sweet, generous,
1544
01:06:29,958 --> 01:06:33,583
sure, stubborn girlthat I've known for 18 years,
1545
01:06:33,666 --> 01:06:36,583
well, she gets lost now and again.
1546
01:06:36,666 --> 01:06:40,708
We all do,but she always finds her way back.
1547
01:06:42,958 --> 01:06:43,875
[sighs]
1548
01:06:44,791 --> 01:06:46,125
[crickets chirping]
1549
01:06:48,083 --> 01:06:49,250
Oh, Gilly.
1550
01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:52,541
I thought you werea good judge of character. [sniffs]
1551
01:06:53,125 --> 01:06:54,083
[snorts]
1552
01:06:56,666 --> 01:06:57,833
[Mom sighs]
1553
01:06:57,916 --> 01:06:59,000
All right.
1554
01:06:59,750 --> 01:07:01,166
-How do I look?-Gorge.
1555
01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:03,041
You're gonna be the queenof the chaperones.
1556
01:07:03,125 --> 01:07:04,000
[car honks]
1557
01:07:04,083 --> 01:07:06,875
Thank you. It looks like my car is here.All right, put your dress on.
1558
01:07:06,958 --> 01:07:08,166
I'll see you there.
1559
01:07:08,250 --> 01:07:09,083
Okay.
1560
01:07:09,166 --> 01:07:10,750
[phone rings]
1561
01:07:10,833 --> 01:07:11,750
[sighs]
1562
01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:13,166
[sniffs]
1563
01:07:14,041 --> 01:07:16,333
-You're really gonna go through with this?-I mean…
1564
01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:18,833
I know I'm not gonna get what I want,
1565
01:07:18,916 --> 01:07:21,958
so at least this way, I have a chanceto make things right with Cameron.
1566
01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:24,125
-Ha! Wanna bet?-Too soon.
1567
01:07:24,208 --> 01:07:27,708
Nisha, I know you don't trust me.
1568
01:07:27,791 --> 01:07:30,166
I mean, he's your best friend,
1569
01:07:30,250 --> 01:07:34,666
but I think I've really fallen for him,so I have to try.
1570
01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:38,458
You have one big problem.There's no way that dude is going to prom.
1571
01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:40,125
Yeah.
1572
01:07:40,208 --> 01:07:43,208
So I guess that meansthere's only one person left to ask.
1573
01:07:43,291 --> 01:07:44,583
[phone rings]
1574
01:07:52,125 --> 01:07:53,750
Screw off, Bubble Girl.
1575
01:07:53,833 --> 01:07:56,250
Okay, a little harsh,
1576
01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:58,041
but I have to ask.
1577
01:07:58,125 --> 01:07:59,208
Is he okay?
1578
01:07:59,291 --> 01:08:01,125
I don't know. He's at work.
1579
01:08:01,208 --> 01:08:04,291
Why do you keep calling me?Aren't you supposed to be at prom?
1580
01:08:04,375 --> 01:08:06,166
Yeah, like half an hour ago.
1581
01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:08,250
But I havea really important favor to ask.
1582
01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:10,458
Tell me why in the hell I should help you.
1583
01:08:10,541 --> 01:08:14,958
I can't, and I know you twohave lost so much more than me,
1584
01:08:15,458 --> 01:08:18,333
but I've lost a lot recently.
1585
01:08:19,291 --> 01:08:21,416
I lost my self-respect.
1586
01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:23,750
I lost my college fund.
1587
01:08:24,458 --> 01:08:25,750
I lost my friends,
1588
01:08:27,666 --> 01:08:31,083
but the only thingI truly care about losing…
1589
01:08:32,541 --> 01:08:33,416
is your brother.
1590
01:08:36,583 --> 01:08:37,833
[Bosch] Tonight's the big night.
1591
01:08:37,916 --> 01:08:41,416
Turns out this year's dance presentationis now gonna be a dance competition.
1592
01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:44,375
I don't know what that means,but it's the committee's decision,
1593
01:08:44,458 --> 01:08:45,333
and I support them.
1594
01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:49,083
[car door closes]
1595
01:08:49,166 --> 01:08:50,000
Hey.
1596
01:08:52,041 --> 01:08:52,958
What's in the bag?
1597
01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:56,666
Formal wear, or the closest thingI could find to it in your closet.
1598
01:08:57,458 --> 01:08:59,375
Dude, it's a disaster in there.
1599
01:08:59,458 --> 01:09:01,416
Why are thereso many Skittles on the floor?
1600
01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:05,000
Because I spilled some Skittles.Look, if that's for prom, I--
1601
01:09:05,083 --> 01:09:08,625
Look, I know what you're gonna say,okay, and… I get it.
1602
01:09:08,708 --> 01:09:10,250
Padgett screwed up.
1603
01:09:10,333 --> 01:09:13,083
What she did was meanand selfish and wrong.
1604
01:09:13,166 --> 01:09:15,291
Yes, exactly. So why are you here?
1605
01:09:16,416 --> 01:09:17,541
Because, Cam…
1606
01:09:19,375 --> 01:09:21,125
I've… I've missed you.
1607
01:09:21,708 --> 01:09:22,875
Brin, I'm right here.
1608
01:09:22,958 --> 01:09:24,250
No, no. I mean, like…
1609
01:09:25,291 --> 01:09:27,666
I miss the way you used to be,you know? Before…
1610
01:09:28,458 --> 01:09:29,291
Before Mom.
1611
01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:33,625
[sniffs] Ever sinceyou've been with Padgett, okay,
1612
01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:38,000
you've been back, and you've beensmiling again, and you've been happy.
1613
01:09:38,083 --> 01:09:41,958
And I just feel like… [sniffs]…for the first time since we moved here
1614
01:09:42,625 --> 01:09:44,708
that I have my brother back.
1615
01:09:44,791 --> 01:09:46,416
And don't lose her, Cam.
1616
01:09:47,375 --> 01:09:50,500
We lost mom, and there's nothingwe could have done about that,
1617
01:09:50,583 --> 01:09:53,916
but now you have a choice,so just… just don't lose her, okay?
1618
01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:02,500
[dance music playing]
1619
01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:06,833
[shutter clicking]
1620
01:10:08,791 --> 01:10:11,833
There you are, thank God.We need you to start the dance.
1621
01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:13,833
-Big night, huh?-What do you want, Alden?
1622
01:10:13,916 --> 01:10:17,041
Nothing, I just noticedyou didn't bring Cameron.
1623
01:10:17,125 --> 01:10:19,083
-So---He's not coming. Okay?
1624
01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:20,875
You win the bet.
1625
01:10:20,958 --> 01:10:23,458
And when are you gonna becomea permanent loser?
1626
01:10:23,541 --> 01:10:25,666
I'll get it done as soon as I can. Happy?
1627
01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:27,666
I'll be happy when I get my crown.
1628
01:10:27,750 --> 01:10:31,458
And, oh, hope you like the newchoreography me and Jordan came up with.
1629
01:10:31,541 --> 01:10:32,708
[Bosch] Cali High Earthquakes,
1630
01:10:32,791 --> 01:10:35,208
it's time to report to the stagefor your annual dance…
1631
01:10:35,291 --> 01:10:37,625
-Come on. This is it. Let's go.-[Alden] Jordan, it's time.
1632
01:10:37,708 --> 01:10:39,791
Come on, guys.If you put your TikToks down,
1633
01:10:39,875 --> 01:10:42,250
you'll see some people dancingin real life.
1634
01:10:42,333 --> 01:10:43,583
It's gonna be great.
1635
01:10:43,666 --> 01:10:47,041
[sighs, speaking to self] We havesome weird-ass traditions at this school.
1636
01:10:47,125 --> 01:10:49,041
♪ Get on the floor, do it ♪
1637
01:10:49,125 --> 01:10:51,291
♪ Come on and get on the floor, go ♪
1638
01:10:51,375 --> 01:10:52,750
♪ I grab my ankle and pull it up ♪
1639
01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:54,833
♪ And do that thing where I move my butt ♪
1640
01:10:54,916 --> 01:10:56,625
♪ I got the juiceDon't use it up ♪
1641
01:10:56,708 --> 01:10:58,875
♪ I say woo, there it isThen loosen my tux ♪
1642
01:10:58,958 --> 01:11:01,291
♪ Then I shimmy, shimmy,Shimmy, shimmy, to the left ♪
1643
01:11:01,375 --> 01:11:03,083
♪ Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy to the right ♪
1644
01:11:03,166 --> 01:11:05,791
♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme everything you gotDance off ♪
1645
01:11:05,875 --> 01:11:07,000
♪ Do the damn thing right ♪
1646
01:11:07,083 --> 01:11:09,041
♪ She got loose elbowsAnd a big ol' neck ♪
1647
01:11:09,125 --> 01:11:11,125
♪ I like a big-boned girlWho could work up a sweat ♪
1648
01:11:11,208 --> 01:11:13,791
♪ I rock shelltoes and a turtleneckShe just wanna talk ♪
1649
01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:14,791
♪ I said, I ain't TED ♪
1650
01:11:14,875 --> 01:11:16,583
♪ Dance offThe hater with the macarena ♪
1651
01:11:16,666 --> 01:11:18,583
♪ I can Roger Rabbit in my office space ♪
1652
01:11:18,666 --> 01:11:21,541
♪ If you watch my pace, looks likeI'm concentrated or I'm constipated ♪
1653
01:11:21,625 --> 01:11:22,583
♪ When I walk this way ♪
1654
01:11:22,666 --> 01:11:24,875
♪ I challenge you to a dance off ♪
1655
01:11:25,750 --> 01:11:28,541
♪ Hands off, no trash talk, no back walk ♪
1656
01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:32,958
♪ On the blacktopJust me, you, that's all ♪
1657
01:11:33,541 --> 01:11:36,416
♪ No cat calls, no tag teams, no mascots ♪
1658
01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:39,333
-♪ Right now, dance off ♪
-♪Dance off ♪
1659
01:11:39,416 --> 01:11:40,666
♪ Get on the floor ♪
1660
01:11:40,750 --> 01:11:42,750
♪ Get on the, get on the floor, go ♪
1661
01:11:42,833 --> 01:11:44,416
♪ Get on the floor, do it ♪
1662
01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:46,083
♪ Come on and get on the floor ♪
1663
01:11:46,166 --> 01:11:47,250
♪ Rewind ♪
1664
01:11:47,333 --> 01:11:48,791
♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go ♪
1665
01:11:48,875 --> 01:11:50,750
♪ Go, go, go, goDance off ♪
1666
01:11:50,833 --> 01:11:53,666
♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go ♪
1667
01:11:54,458 --> 01:11:56,625
♪ I sneak up behind you like a panther ♪
1668
01:11:56,708 --> 01:11:58,541
♪ Who ordered the private dancer? ♪
1669
01:11:58,625 --> 01:12:00,375
♪ On the tablecloth, fake a fall ♪
1670
01:12:00,458 --> 01:12:02,333
♪ Pretend to break my armI'm breaking you off ♪
1671
01:12:02,416 --> 01:12:04,375
♪ Please don't tell my baby's mama ♪
1672
01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:06,458
♪ I wanna dance all night'Til the break of dawn ♪
1673
01:12:06,541 --> 01:12:08,750
♪ I wanna sweat, sweat, sweat'Til your makeup's gone ♪
1674
01:12:08,833 --> 01:12:10,416
♪ Baby, you looking like a champion ♪
1675
01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:13,875
♪ Hey you, you thereGet up out of your chair ♪
1676
01:12:13,958 --> 01:12:16,166
♪ Paid twenty bucksTo get up in this club ♪
1677
01:12:16,250 --> 01:12:18,166
♪ Put your cellphone down, you square ♪
1678
01:12:18,250 --> 01:12:20,083
♪ I be going in. I can't help it ♪
1679
01:12:20,166 --> 01:12:21,916
♪ I got bruises on my pelvis ♪
1680
01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:24,333
♪ Ladies, fellas ♪
1681
01:12:24,416 --> 01:12:26,416
♪ I challenge you to a dance off ♪
1682
01:12:27,291 --> 01:12:28,333
♪ Hands off ♪
1683
01:12:28,416 --> 01:12:30,708
♪ No trash talk, no back walk ♪
1684
01:12:31,291 --> 01:12:33,958
♪ On the blacktopJust me, you, that's all ♪
1685
01:12:35,083 --> 01:12:38,291
♪ No cat calls, no tag teams, no mascots ♪
1686
01:12:38,375 --> 01:12:40,375
-♪ Right now, dance off ♪-♪ Dance off ♪
1687
01:12:40,458 --> 01:12:44,291
♪ Get on the floorGet on the, get on the floor, go ♪
1688
01:12:44,791 --> 01:12:46,416
♪ Get on the floor, do it ♪
1689
01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:48,666
♪ Come on and get on the floor, rewind ♪
1690
01:12:49,541 --> 01:12:50,833
[cheering]
1691
01:12:51,416 --> 01:12:53,875
♪ Dance offGet on the floor, do it ♪
1692
01:12:53,958 --> 01:12:55,958
♪ Come on and get on the floor, go ♪
1693
01:12:56,041 --> 01:12:57,208
♪ Rewind ♪
1694
01:12:57,291 --> 01:12:59,083
[audience cheering loudly]
1695
01:13:00,750 --> 01:13:02,541
Hey, excuse me. Sorry. Hi.
1696
01:13:02,625 --> 01:13:05,708
We hired a DJ for this thing.They said he was over here somewhere.
1697
01:13:05,791 --> 01:13:08,416
-Oh actually, that's… that's me.-You're the DJ?
1698
01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:10,291
Great. Um, where's your stuff?
1699
01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:12,166
-My stuff?-Yeah, your equipment.
1700
01:13:12,250 --> 01:13:13,708
Your… your turntables,
1701
01:13:13,791 --> 01:13:17,083
your jog wheel, crossfader?Your… your Traktor scratch?
1702
01:13:17,166 --> 01:13:20,041
Dude, I have no ideawhat any of that stuff is.
1703
01:13:20,625 --> 01:13:24,166
Are you telling mewe paid you $4,500 for your phone?
1704
01:13:24,250 --> 01:13:25,541
Yeah. Kinda. [scoffs]
1705
01:13:25,625 --> 01:13:27,666
You know that's morethan I make in a month?
1706
01:13:28,166 --> 01:13:30,541
Well… I know that now.
1707
01:13:30,625 --> 01:13:32,625
Hey, so no sign of Cameron?
1708
01:13:33,208 --> 01:13:35,791
No, and if he doesn't get here soon,it's gonna be too late.
1709
01:13:35,875 --> 01:13:38,916
It already is. Principal Bosch'sabout to announce the court.
1710
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,875
-You sure you still wanna do this?-Yes.
1711
01:13:40,958 --> 01:13:44,625
If I win, I need you to live streamon your phone, and then go on this app
1712
01:13:44,708 --> 01:13:46,416
on my phone and press the red button.
1713
01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:48,833
-I mean, how can I do both?-Just give me the phone.
1714
01:13:49,333 --> 01:13:52,500
[Bosch tapping mic] Hello, hi, hey.One, two, three, eyes to me.
1715
01:13:52,583 --> 01:13:54,958
Come on, bring it in. It's the big moment.
1716
01:13:55,041 --> 01:13:58,166
I know this is live streaming,but if you put your phones down,
1717
01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:00,333
it's actually happeningright here in front of you.
1718
01:14:00,416 --> 01:14:01,750
-[sparse laughter]-[Bosch] Um…
1719
01:14:01,833 --> 01:14:05,375
Look, I know this means a lotto some of you, so let's get through it
1720
01:14:05,458 --> 01:14:06,833
so we can be done.
1721
01:14:06,916 --> 01:14:11,333
All right,your 2021 Cali High Prom King is
1722
01:14:11,416 --> 01:14:13,375
Jordan Van Draanen.
1723
01:14:13,458 --> 01:14:14,500
[cheering, booing]
1724
01:14:15,375 --> 01:14:17,083
[Bosch] Congratulations to Jordan.
1725
01:14:17,583 --> 01:14:19,083
So humble, isn't he?
1726
01:14:19,708 --> 01:14:22,250
Just wanna slap his face. [chuckles]
1727
01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:25,708
I'm kidding. I would never slap a student,not until after they graduate.
1728
01:14:25,791 --> 01:14:27,791
But he's not going to graduate,so it's fine.
1729
01:14:27,875 --> 01:14:28,791
Okay.
1730
01:14:29,291 --> 01:14:32,250
-Here you go, big guy. So proud.-[chuckles]
1731
01:14:32,333 --> 01:14:34,333
Enjoy your moment of glory.
1732
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:37,041
[boy] Not my favorite.
1733
01:14:38,750 --> 01:14:41,375
It's Jordan Van Draanen, baby.
1734
01:14:41,458 --> 01:14:42,625
[cheering, booing]
1735
01:14:42,708 --> 01:14:44,125
[Jordan laughs]
1736
01:14:45,791 --> 01:14:46,833
Is that it?
1737
01:14:46,916 --> 01:14:47,750
Yeah, bro.
1738
01:14:47,833 --> 01:14:48,875
Of course, it is.
1739
01:14:50,458 --> 01:14:51,875
No, I just want the microphone.
1740
01:14:51,958 --> 01:14:54,375
-Oh, okay.-Yeah. Okay, all right, yes!
1741
01:14:54,458 --> 01:14:55,583
Well, that was fun.
1742
01:14:55,666 --> 01:14:58,916
Moving right along. Your 2021 Prom Queen,
1743
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,666
the woman voted to a forcible dancewith the guy behind me.
1744
01:15:02,291 --> 01:15:04,666
No, no, no, no, no.Keep it on. Keep it all on.
1745
01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:07,125
We have all seen plenty of your nipples.
1746
01:15:07,208 --> 01:15:08,208
[audience laughs]
1747
01:15:08,291 --> 01:15:10,625
All right, your 2021 Prom Queen,
1748
01:15:10,708 --> 01:15:14,416
in the closest votewe've had in a very long time,
1749
01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:15,708
Padgett Sawyer.
1750
01:15:15,791 --> 01:15:17,791
[cheering, clapping]
1751
01:15:22,750 --> 01:15:24,458
[girl] Yeah, Padgett!
1752
01:15:26,166 --> 01:15:27,583
Congratulations.
1753
01:15:27,666 --> 01:15:29,166
-Thank you!-Really beautiful.
1754
01:15:29,875 --> 01:15:30,875
[boy] That's right, Padge!
1755
01:15:33,541 --> 01:15:34,791
[Padgett] This is me.
1756
01:15:35,625 --> 01:15:38,250
And this is also me.
1757
01:15:40,041 --> 01:15:41,166
And this is me too.
1758
01:15:41,250 --> 01:15:42,500
-Hey.-[audience laughs]
1759
01:15:42,583 --> 01:15:46,208
But I'm gonna let you guys inon a little secret. It's all fake.
1760
01:15:47,125 --> 01:15:50,916
Because the truth is, this is the real me.
1761
01:15:52,416 --> 01:15:53,541
[audience laughs]
1762
01:15:53,625 --> 01:15:55,125
[Padgett] And so is this.
1763
01:15:55,208 --> 01:15:56,625
[laughing, oohing]
1764
01:15:56,708 --> 01:15:58,791
Let's not forget about this one.
1765
01:15:59,958 --> 01:16:01,000
[audience oohs]
1766
01:16:01,083 --> 01:16:02,166
Bubble Girl!
1767
01:16:02,250 --> 01:16:05,125
Yep, that is snot coming out of my nose.
1768
01:16:05,208 --> 01:16:07,000
But here's the thing.
1769
01:16:07,583 --> 01:16:09,875
For the last four years,
1770
01:16:09,958 --> 01:16:12,916
I've been so busyselling myself on social media,
1771
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:16,458
putting out this imageof who I wanted people to think I am,
1772
01:16:16,541 --> 01:16:18,291
this perfect person
1773
01:16:18,375 --> 01:16:19,666
with perfect makeup,
1774
01:16:20,166 --> 01:16:21,125
perfect clothes,
1775
01:16:21,208 --> 01:16:22,416
perfect grades,
1776
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,583
the perfect boyfriend.
1777
01:16:24,666 --> 01:16:25,791
[audience oohs]
1778
01:16:25,875 --> 01:16:26,916
And trust me.
1779
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,333
Nothing could've beenfurther from the truth.
1780
01:16:29,916 --> 01:16:31,583
I even lied about where I live.
1781
01:16:33,333 --> 01:16:34,458
We all do it…
1782
01:16:35,500 --> 01:16:36,708
in our own way
1783
01:16:36,791 --> 01:16:39,083
like someone special once told me.
1784
01:16:40,166 --> 01:16:41,166
[soft music playing]
1785
01:16:46,291 --> 01:16:50,166
He said high school isjust a bunch of scared people
1786
01:16:50,666 --> 01:16:53,041
pretending to be something they're not,
1787
01:16:53,125 --> 01:16:54,958
and that can be true.
1788
01:16:55,458 --> 01:16:57,666
Especially when we're at our worst.
1789
01:16:57,750 --> 01:17:00,500
But it doesn't have to be that way.
1790
01:17:02,583 --> 01:17:04,166
That's the lesson he taught me.
1791
01:17:11,541 --> 01:17:14,458
I only wishI didn't have to lose him to learn it.
1792
01:17:20,500 --> 01:17:21,666
[audience oohs]
1793
01:17:21,750 --> 01:17:22,708
Are you sure?
1794
01:17:24,333 --> 01:17:26,500
Second place,coming through, make some room.
1795
01:17:26,583 --> 01:17:30,625
Second place, I'll take it. I mean,if she doesn't want it, I'll take it.
1796
01:17:30,708 --> 01:17:34,625
Excuse me, Ms. Pierce,you… you actually came in fourth.
1797
01:17:35,125 --> 01:17:37,166
[laughing, oohing]
1798
01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:39,375
No, I demand a recount.
1799
01:17:39,458 --> 01:17:41,291
No need. You actually lost by a lot.
1800
01:17:42,125 --> 01:17:43,291
Please leave the stage.
1801
01:17:43,375 --> 01:17:44,416
[boy 1] Ow![boy 2] Down!
1802
01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:46,333
-[boy 3] Burn!-Thank you. All right!
1803
01:17:46,416 --> 01:17:49,750
So the runner-up and your 2021 Prom Queen
1804
01:17:49,833 --> 01:17:51,958
is a write-in candidate.
1805
01:17:52,041 --> 01:17:54,666
Her name is Celeste Straczynski.
1806
01:17:54,750 --> 01:17:58,208
Is there a Celeste Straczynski here?
1807
01:17:58,291 --> 01:17:59,333
[cup clattering]
1808
01:18:00,791 --> 01:18:01,875
[girl] Does she go here?
1809
01:18:01,958 --> 01:18:03,916
[students speaking indistinctly]
1810
01:18:04,625 --> 01:18:05,541
[softly] Your hat.
1811
01:18:12,791 --> 01:18:14,583
-[clears throat]-All right, let's do this.
1812
01:18:14,666 --> 01:18:16,708
-Ow!-Suck it!
1813
01:18:16,791 --> 01:18:18,958
[cheering]
1814
01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:23,458
DJ, hit it!
1815
01:18:23,541 --> 01:18:25,541
[dance music playing]
1816
01:18:28,541 --> 01:18:30,083
-[Quinn] Padgett.-All right.
1817
01:18:30,166 --> 01:18:31,500
I'm gonna take off.
1818
01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:32,916
Wait, your phone.
1819
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,916
-Where are you going?-[Padgett] Home.
1820
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,416
Come on, stay with us.
1821
01:18:36,500 --> 01:18:39,041
-I officially forgive you.-[Padgett chuckles]
1822
01:18:39,708 --> 01:18:41,791
No, I'm done here,
1823
01:18:41,875 --> 01:18:43,958
but you guys have fun, though.
1824
01:18:44,041 --> 01:18:45,458
["Kiss Me" playing]
1825
01:18:46,708 --> 01:18:47,541
Well,
1826
01:18:47,625 --> 01:18:51,125
I'm still here,and why do I know this song?
1827
01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:53,708
♪ Kiss me ♪
1828
01:18:54,291 --> 01:18:56,625
♪ Out of the bearded barley ♪
1829
01:18:57,083 --> 01:18:58,833
♪ Nightly ♪
1830
01:18:58,916 --> 01:19:01,833
-[text pings]-{\an8}♪ Beside the green, green grass ♪
1831
01:19:01,916 --> 01:19:03,708
♪ Swing, swing{\an8} ♪
1832
01:19:03,791 --> 01:19:06,125
{\an8}♪ Swing the spinning step ♪
1833
01:19:06,208 --> 01:19:07,833
-♪ You wear those shoes ♪
{\an8}-[horse neighs]
1834
01:19:07,916 --> 01:19:09,916
♪ And I will wear that dress ♪
1835
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,500
♪ Oh, kiss me ♪
1836
01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:16,000
♪ Beneath the milky twilight ♪
1837
01:19:16,083 --> 01:19:17,125
♪ Lead me ♪
1838
01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:20,041
Whoa.
1839
01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:25,333
Hey.
1840
01:19:25,416 --> 01:19:27,250
Cameron. I… How…
1841
01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:29,291
I may have had a little help.
1842
01:19:32,708 --> 01:19:36,041
I would've rode him all the way,but I would've gotten arrested on the 405.
1843
01:19:36,125 --> 01:19:37,041
[laughs]
1844
01:19:37,666 --> 01:19:39,041
I meant what I said.
1845
01:19:39,125 --> 01:19:41,958
I'm gonna start being honestabout who I am from now on,
1846
01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:42,875
I swear.
1847
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:47,375
Okay, well, if we're being honest,there is one thing in your speech
1848
01:19:47,458 --> 01:19:48,291
you got wrong.
1849
01:19:48,875 --> 01:19:49,958
What was it?
1850
01:19:50,041 --> 01:19:51,416
You never really lost me.
1851
01:19:52,750 --> 01:19:53,791
[phone rings]
1852
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:56,875
Seriously?
1853
01:19:56,958 --> 01:19:58,291
[chuckles, sniffs]
1854
01:19:58,833 --> 01:20:00,625
-I'm done with her.-Thank you.
1855
01:20:01,291 --> 01:20:02,375
Now where were we?
1856
01:20:02,458 --> 01:20:04,458
["Kiss Me" continues playing]
1857
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,000
[Brin] Yes! Whoo-hoo! Finally!
1858
01:20:13,083 --> 01:20:15,000
[cheering]
1859
01:20:15,083 --> 01:20:16,500
♪ So kiss me ♪
1860
01:20:20,583 --> 01:20:22,000
♪ Kiss me ♪
1861
01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:24,250
♪ Out of the bearded barley ♪
1862
01:20:24,333 --> 01:20:25,708
♪ Nightly ♪
1863
01:20:25,791 --> 01:20:27,958
♪ Beside the green, green grass ♪
1864
01:20:28,041 --> 01:20:29,416
♪ Swing, swing ♪
1865
01:20:30,291 --> 01:20:32,041
♪ Swing the spinning step ♪
1866
01:20:32,125 --> 01:20:34,625
♪ You wear those shoesAnd I will wear that dress ♪
1867
01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:36,875
♪ Kiss me ♪
1868
01:20:37,458 --> 01:20:39,375
♪ Beneath the milky twilight ♪
1869
01:20:39,458 --> 01:20:40,541
♪ Lead me ♪
1870
01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:42,708
[boy] Check it out!
1871
01:20:42,791 --> 01:20:43,958
Oooh!
1872
01:20:44,041 --> 01:20:45,583
[cheering]
1873
01:20:45,666 --> 01:20:48,166
♪ Strike up the bandAnd make the fireflies dance ♪
1874
01:20:48,250 --> 01:20:49,916
♪ Silver moon's sparkling ♪
1875
01:20:51,833 --> 01:20:53,625
♪ So kiss me ♪
1876
01:20:55,791 --> 01:20:56,833
♪ So kiss me ♪
1877
01:20:56,916 --> 01:20:58,583
[cheering]
1878
01:21:00,916 --> 01:21:01,791
♪ Kiss me ♪
1879
01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:04,583
♪ Down by the broken tree house ♪
1880
01:21:04,666 --> 01:21:06,000
♪ Swing me ♪
1881
01:21:06,083 --> 01:21:08,375
♪ Upon its hanging tire ♪
1882
01:21:08,458 --> 01:21:09,791
♪ Bring bring ♪
1883
01:21:10,416 --> 01:21:12,166
♪ Bring your flowered hat ♪
1884
01:21:12,250 --> 01:21:15,000
♪ We'll take the trail markedOn your father's map ♪
1885
01:21:16,083 --> 01:21:17,166
♪ Kiss me ♪
1886
01:21:17,666 --> 01:21:19,666
♪ Beneath the milky twilight ♪
1887
01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:20,833
♪ Lead me ♪
1888
01:21:21,583 --> 01:21:23,750
♪ Out on the moonlit floor ♪
1889
01:21:23,833 --> 01:21:25,416
♪ Lift your open hand ♪
1890
01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:28,125
♪ Strike up the bandAnd make the fireflies dance ♪
1891
01:21:28,208 --> 01:21:29,916
♪ Silver moon's sparkling ♪
1892
01:21:32,166 --> 01:21:33,291
♪ So kiss me ♪
1893
01:21:33,375 --> 01:21:34,833
[Padgett] Good morning, guys.
1894
01:21:34,916 --> 01:21:36,416
Guess where we are?
1895
01:21:36,500 --> 01:21:38,458
Portugal! [chuckles]
1896
01:21:38,541 --> 01:21:40,916
Hard to believewe're already six days into our trip.
1897
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:42,125
Say hi, Cameron.
1898
01:21:42,875 --> 01:21:45,750
I just wanna say thank youto all my followers who came back to me,
1899
01:21:45,833 --> 01:21:47,750
who are so supportiveof my new direction here.
1900
01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:51,875
I hope you guys keep following usthis summer because Cameron has promised
1901
01:21:51,958 --> 01:21:54,500
to help me post photosevery day along the way.
1902
01:21:54,583 --> 01:21:56,583
So stay safe, be yourself,
1903
01:21:56,666 --> 01:21:58,666
and I'll see you guys soon.
1904
01:22:00,166 --> 01:22:01,833
♪ Lift your open hand ♪
1905
01:22:01,916 --> 01:22:04,833
{\an8}♪ Strike up the bandAnd make the fireflies dance ♪
1906
01:22:04,916 --> 01:22:06,666
{\an8}♪ Silver moon's sparkling ♪
1907
01:22:07,416 --> 01:22:09,000
-All right, Alden.-[buzzing]
1908
01:22:09,083 --> 01:22:11,375
Never say I'm someonewho welches on a bet.
1909
01:22:15,750 --> 01:22:17,333
♪ So kiss me ♪
1910
01:22:19,958 --> 01:22:20,875
[shutter clicking]
1911
01:22:21,333 --> 01:22:22,333
{\an8}[shutter clicking]
1912
01:22:23,791 --> 01:22:25,166
{\an8}♪ So kiss me ♪
1913
01:22:25,916 --> 01:22:27,250
♪ Jordan V D ♪
1914
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:30,291
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
1915
01:22:30,375 --> 01:22:33,333
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
1916
01:22:33,916 --> 01:22:35,875
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
1917
01:22:36,375 --> 01:22:38,041
{\an8}[Padgett laughs] Sorry.
1918
01:22:38,125 --> 01:22:40,000
{\an8}[laughing]
1919
01:22:40,666 --> 01:22:42,208
-…sister again.-Hm.
1920
01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:43,708
Goddamnit, I flinched.
1921
01:22:43,791 --> 01:22:44,666
{\an8}[laughing]
1922
01:22:45,541 --> 01:22:46,583
{\an8}Get it!
1923
01:22:47,791 --> 01:22:49,208
{\an8}[crew laughs]
1924
01:22:49,291 --> 01:22:50,708
{\an8}Working. It's working great.
1925
01:22:57,833 --> 01:22:59,541
[beatboxing]
1926
01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:07,416
{\an8}Well, I'm still here,and I'm gonna say that again.
1927
01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:08,458
{\an8}[laughing]
1928
01:23:08,541 --> 01:23:10,333
I mean, aren't you captain of the--
1929
01:23:10,416 --> 01:23:11,833
[crew laughing]
1930
01:23:15,166 --> 01:23:16,000
[laughs]
1931
01:23:16,833 --> 01:23:19,625
{\an8}♪ Take you out to the Garden Cafe ♪
1932
01:23:19,708 --> 01:23:21,958
{\an8}♪ On the mean streets of Pali ♪
1933
01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:25,250
♪ Avocado toast tastes so great ♪
1934
01:23:25,333 --> 01:23:28,208
♪ We livin' fabulous night and day ♪
1935
01:23:28,291 --> 01:23:31,166
♪ We the best in west, they say ♪
1936
01:23:31,250 --> 01:23:33,833
♪ Jorden V. D., you know my name ♪
1937
01:23:33,916 --> 01:23:35,125
♪ Reppin' Pali ♪
1938
01:23:35,208 --> 01:23:36,541
♪ It's poppin! ♪
1939
01:23:36,625 --> 01:23:38,875
♪ I'm a young KanyeKid prophet. I'll profit ♪
1940
01:23:38,958 --> 01:23:41,041
♪ My SoundCloud plays the mostYou can't come close ♪
1941
01:23:41,125 --> 01:23:43,375
♪ So kid, just stop itTip top it, can't cop it ♪
1942
01:23:43,458 --> 01:23:44,666
♪ Hands off my Yeezy, suckers ♪
1943
01:23:44,750 --> 01:23:48,708
♪ I'm the realest you encounterParty like there's no mañana ♪
1944
01:23:49,750 --> 01:23:51,208
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
1945
01:23:53,916 --> 01:23:55,833
♪ It's Jordan Van Draanen, damn it ♪
1946
01:23:56,833 --> 01:23:58,666
♪ It's Jordan Van Draanen ♪
1947
01:24:01,291 --> 01:24:02,125
♪ Yeah ♪
1948
01:24:03,458 --> 01:24:06,000
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
1949
01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:08,458
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
1950
01:24:08,541 --> 01:24:10,083
♪ La-la-la-la ♪
1951
01:24:10,958 --> 01:24:12,958
[upbeat music playing]
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