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[ Applause ]
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Toot-Toot-Tootsie good-bye
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Toot-Toot-Tootsie don't cry
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The little choo-choo train
that takes me
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Away from you, You don't know
just how sad it makes me
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Kiss me Tootsie and then
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Do it over again
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Watch for the mail I'll never fail
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If you don't get a letter then
you know I'm in jail Hey, hey
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Don't cry, Tootsie Don't cry
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Kiss me, Tootsie Good-bye
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#[ Whistling ]
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Get hot Don't cry, Tootsie Don't cry
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Good-bye, Tootsie Oh, good-bye#
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I'm an artist, and I won't change
a word of my play...
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to pander to some commercial
Broadway audience!
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I'm not arguing with you!
Do you see me arguing?
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Your play is great as is. It's real.
It makes a point. It's confrontational.
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- Then why won't you produce it?
- Because I cannot afford
another failure.
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- David, the play's too heavy.
- But not everybody writes to distract.
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- [ Groans ]
- It's the theater's duty
not just to entertain...
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- but to transform men's souls.
- Oh, come on.
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You're not at one of your sidewalk cafes
in Greenwich Village. This is Broadway.
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- You said you believed in my play!
- What do you want me to say?
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I'm tapped out. Maybe if we got some
big-time director interested...
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- I could scare up backers--
- No, no, no. I'm directing this play.
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Ohh, will you listen to this guy?
Where's your track record?
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I won't see my work mangled again.
I've been through this twice before.
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Two powerful scripts,
could have been tremendous successes...
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and I had to watch actors change
my dialogue and directors
misinterpret everything!
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I know. I know.
You're an artist.
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Let me tell you, kid, that's the
real world out there, and it's
a lot rougher than you think.
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Ma
He's makin' eyes at me
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Ma
He's awful nice to me
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Ma, he's almost
breakin' my heart
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What are you waitin' for?
Kill them!
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Come on. Let's go
get somethin' to eat.
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- I feel like eatin' ribs.
- That's a good idea.
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I gotta go shoot crap at Tommy's. He's
got a game at the Ansonia. I gotta go.
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Somebody's got to let
Mr. Valenti know what's going on.
He's at the Three Deuces.
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- Why don't you go tell him?
- I promised Bobby Doyle.
I can't do nothin'.
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- I gotta shoot a game.
- What's a matter, Cheech? Don't
you wanna baby-sit his girl?
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His girlfriend's
a pain in my ass.
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You gotta see Mama
every night
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Or you can't see Mama
at all
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You gotta kiss Mama
Treat her right
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Or she won't be home
when you call
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Now if you want
my company
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- Here, doll, take care of this hat.
- You can't fifty-fifty me
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- Mr. V. here?
- Yeah, right this way.
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-Nice crowd.
-Yeah, we're packin' 'em in every night.
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- Right here.
- Monday night I sat alone
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Tuesday night
you didn't phone
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Wednesday night
you didn't call
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- Done.
- Now that's a load
off my mind. How many?
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- Four.
- This means we ain't heard the last.
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You know Kustabeck's gonna have a fit,
but he'll run scared.
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- Maybe.
- Listen, a deal's a deal.
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- We got midtown. I mean, eh...
Mr. Valenti does.
- [ Whistling ]
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I don't want that kind
of a sheik
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Who does his sheiking
once a week
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You gotta see Mama
every night
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Or you can't see
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You can't see Mama
at all
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Not at all.
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[ Applause ]
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I'm fed up!
I'm fed up, do you hear me?
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You can push your torpedoes around all
you want, but I've had it up to here!
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- What is it now?
- I am not sharing a dressing room.
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I am tired of getting
bumped into and stepped on.
None of these bimbos knows how to dance.
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- Bimbos!
- They're the best line in New York.
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- Bullshit! Bullshit!
- Oh, knock it off.
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- Hey, clam up over there.
Olive, come on.
- What?
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- Olive, it's our anniversary.
- It's not our anniversary.
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-You're getting senile.
-It's September 28. Six months to today.
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- So?
- I remember it like it was yesterday...
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'cause that's the morning
we broke Joey Benjamin's legs.
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- Six months? Six months!
- Yeah. Six months.
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- And I'm still stuck
in this crummy rat trap!
- Olive. I brought you somethin'.
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- What is it?
- Open it.
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- No, you open it.
Can't you see I'm dressing?
- I'll open it. Here. Hey.
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- What is it?
- Pearls! What the hell
do you think they are?
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- Pearls are white.
- These are black pearls.
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Don't give me that!
I never heard of black pearls.
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Just 'cause you never heard of somethin'
don't mean it don't exist.
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What do you think I am? Some kind
of chump? They're black, for God's sake.
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- They probably came
from defective oysters.
- The pearls ain't sick.
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Black pearls, they're supposed--
What? They're supposed to be black!
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- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Don't be that way.
You know I'm nuts about you.
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If you're nuts about me, Nickie,
why don't you get me out
of this lousy chorus line?
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I came to New York to be an actress.
That's where my gifts are.
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You will, baby. You'll be a great
actress. A promise is a promise.
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- Yeah, I--
- Come on. Get yourself dressed.
I'm takin' you to Harlem.
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- The Cotton Club?
- Yeah, baby. [ Chuckles ]
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[ David ] I'm telling you,
they read my play, they love it.
But they're afraid of it.
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- [ Man ] It's irrelevant.
- It's not irrelevant!
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The point
I'm making is that...
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no truly great artist has ever
been appreciated in his lifetime.
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- Not one?
- No, no.
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- Flender.
- Take, uh, uh... Van Gogh
or Edgar Allen Poe.
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Poe died poor and freezing
with his cat curled on his feet.
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David, don't give up on it.
Maybe it'll be produced posthumously.
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You know, I-I-I have never
had a play produced-- That's right.
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- And I've written one play every
year for the past 20 years.
- That's because you're a genius.
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The proof is that both common
people and intellectuals find
your work completely incoherent.
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- It means you're a genius.
- We all have our moments of doubt.
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I paint a canvas every week, take one
look at it and slash it with a razor.
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- Well, in your case that's a good idea.
- I have faith in your plays.
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- She has faith in my plays
because she loves me.
- Also because you're a genius.
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Ten years ago, I-I-I kidnapped
this woman from a very beautiful...
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middle-class life in Pittsburgh, and
I made her life miserable ever since.
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Hey, Ellen, as long
as he's a good man, keep him.
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You know, I think the mistake
we women make is we fall
in love with the artist--
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- Hey, you guys, are you listening?
- Yes, yes.
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- We fall in love with
the artist, not the man.
- I don't think that's a mistake.
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- How is that a mistake?
- [ Woman ] The artist makes the man.
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She's right. You can't
separate 'em. No, look. Say
there was a burning building...
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and you could rush in, and
you could save only one thing:
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either the last known copy
of Shakespeare's plays or
some anonymous human being.
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- You cannot--
- What would you do?
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- You cannot deprive the world
of those plays.
- Correct.
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- Phone call, David.
- [ Girl ] It's an inanimate object.
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It's not an inanimate object!
It's art! Art is life! It lives!
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We got the money.
We can do the play.
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What? When? How?
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A single backer
goin' for the whole show.
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An old acquaintance. I'm up
at the Cotton Club. I ran into him.
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- And no hitches?
- Well, uh--
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We'll meet tomorrow and discuss it,
all right? Luxor Baths. Noon.
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Are you nuts? You think I'm gonna let
some amateur play the lead in my play?
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Did I say "lead"?
Did I say "lead," Mr. Genius?
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- Some guy's girlfriend 'cause
he's puttin' up the money?
- Did I say "lead"?
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I said a part, a role.
I thought maybe Dr. Philips.
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- The psychiatrist? It's a key role.
- What key role?
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- It's a small part. Key role!
- Who is this woman anyway?
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Olive Neal? I don't even know what
she looks like, much less can she act.
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He says she's the stuff
that stars are made of.
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That's 'cause he's in love with her.
And who is he anyway?
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- His name is Nick Valenti.
- How-How-- How do I know
that name? What's he do?
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- Ah, he's got his finger
in a number of pies.
- I don't like the sound of this.
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- Look, you wanna
get your play on or not?
- I gotta meet her first.
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- So you'll meet her.
- I'm conflicted.
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-You'll meet her. That's all I'm saying.
-The psychiatrist is not small.
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It's not the lead. It's-- It's a
small part. Who do you see in the lead?
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- I don't know.
- What about Helen Sinclair?
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Oh, sure. I mean, she'd be great.
But can we get her?
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Why can't we get her? She's been in
nothin' but flops the past three years.
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Yeah, but she's
a major actress.
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[ Chuckles ]
Was.
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She'd be great.
I mean, really, she's brilliant.
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- She possess the necessary fire.
For the part, she'd be great.
- You really think so?
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- I'm glad you think so.
- Think we can get her?
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- I sent the script
to her agent, Sidney Loomis.
- You did?
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- Did I do wrong? Did I do wrong?
- No, no.
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- Did I do wrong not checking
with you first?
- Not at all.
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- If so, I stand corrected. I mean that.
- No, really.
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- Helen Sinclair... really.
- Get it out.
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- She's great.
- Well, all we can do
is hope for the best.
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You must be joking!
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You want me to play some frumpy
housewife who gets dumped for a flapper?
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Don't you remember who I am?
Don't you know who you represent?
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- I'm Helen Sinclair!
- Definitely! You are
definitely Helen Sinclair.
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I look at you and I say Helen Sinclair!
But who better to play that role?
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- Under whose direction? Some novice!
- He's the author.
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- Of two flops.
- Julian says it was the directors
that messed up those projects.
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Julian Marx! I do plays put on
by Belasco or Sam Harris.
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Not some Yiddish pants salesman
turned producer.
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My ex-husband used to say,
"lf you're gonna go down,
go down with the best of them."
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- Which ex-husband?
- Oh, I don't know which ex-husband.
The one with the moustache.
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Listen to me. Authors are very often
the best directors of their own works.
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She's dowdy! Sid, the ingenue
has all the hot lines.
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Even the female psychiatrist
is a better role.
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But the role of Sylvia Poston
is the lead.
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Sylvia Poston.
Even the name reeks of Orbach's!
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I do Electra!
I do Lady Macbeth!
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I do plays by Noel and Phil Barry
or at least Max Anderson.
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Helen, listen to me. This is
a major part in a serious play.
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And let's face it, Helen. You have
not been in a hit in a long time.
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- In a long, long, long time.
- I'm still a star!
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I never play
frumps or virgins.
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You're a star because you're great,
and you are a great star.
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- But let me tell you somethin'.
- [ Bell Rings ]
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In the last couple of years...
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you're better known as an adulteress and
a drunk-- I say this in all due respect.
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I haven't had a drink
since New Year's Eve.
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- We're talkin' Chinese New Year's.
- Naturally.
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Still, that's two days, Sid.
You know how long that is for me?
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- What is it, Josette?
- [ Woman ] Some flowers.
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Well, bring them here,
will you?
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The offers are not pourin' in
like they used to.
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They're from David Shayne.
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"As a small artist to a greater one.
That you merely consider my play...
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is all the fulfillment
I require.
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Hmm.
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- What's he like?
- I hear he's terrific.
A genius ready to emerge.
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- I have to be billed over the title.
- Where else?
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- Approval of the leading man.
The star's dressing room.
- This is not even a question.
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Approval of
all photos of me.
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Oh, it's still not
a very glamorous role.
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But maybe I could meet with David.
Maybe we could go over the script.
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Maybe there's a few ways
we could find to brighten her up. Hmm?
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Why am I nervous?
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- That was sad. Clara Bow had it rough.
- She's a doll.
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- I'd do anything to be in a movie.
- You're pretty enough.
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Do you think you could
ever speak to Mr. Valenti?
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- Mr. Valenti knows everybody.
He'll do the right thing.
- That's right.
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I hear he's gonna make Olive Neal
a Broadway star. [ Screams ]
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[ Gunshots ]
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Go, go, go!
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Where'd it happen?
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Who'd they get?
Oh, Jesus!
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All right, I'm gonna be
at Olive's for about an hour.
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You get some more guys downstairs
and call me back on the Masucci thing.
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-This is for Leo Kustabeck, you hear me?
-[ Olive ] Hey!
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- You said this was the lead.
It's a smaller part.
- All right.
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- I got no time now.
- It's a smaller part.
I don't believe it.
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- They just got Vinny and Sal
outside a movie house.
- I counted the lines.
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- Sylvia Poston is the lead.
I'm just backing her up.
- You hear what I said?
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- I'm tired of backing people up.
I wanna be the lead.
- Julian says you're a doctor.
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- A doctor. I don't wanna be
a doctor. I wanna be the lead.
- A head doctor. It's a big part.
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A head doctor,
but it ain't the lead.
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- So don't try and snow me.
- You'd squawk if they
hung you with a new rope.
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- I know a lead when I see a lead,
and this ain't the lead.
- [ Phone Ringing ]
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- A lead is on every single page.
A lead has lots of scenes.
- Hello? Oh, Vito.
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- Ya heard? Get everybody
together at the garage.
- I don't get to kiss nobody.
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- No, I want it done today!
What is it with you?
- Hey!
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- You wanna take your business
outta here? We got guests!
- Call me back.
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- I got trouble here.
- I don't care about your trouble.
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- What am I supposed to do?
Just foot the bills around here?
- I don't care.
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- And I want my say with
this Broadway big shot too.
- Okay, just don't embarrass me.
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- I'm lookin' out
for your interests, okay?
- [ Woman ] Miss Olive?
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- There's a Mr. Marx and--
- I know, I know. Send 'em in, Venus.
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- Listen. When they get here...
- What?
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- charm 'em a little, baby.
- You're the one that
needs charm lessons.
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- I told them you're a great actress.
- I am a great actress.
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Nick Valenti!
Say hello to David Shayne.
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- [ Valenti ] David, how are you?
- Hello. I'm Olive.
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- This is Olive Neal.
- Charmed, charmed, charmed.
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- Come on in. Come on.
- Come on in.
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- Hey, Dave, she read your play.
She thinks it's great.
- Yes, I read your play.
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It's thrilling, turbulent,
a page turner.
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Charmed, charmed,
charmed, charmed.
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She's a great little actress.
Just needs a break.
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- What have you been in, Miss, uh--
- Olive. Olive. Olive.
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- Call me Olive, honey.
- You smoke?
- No.
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- Olive, ah, your--
well, your experience?
- I love the play.
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- Well, I, uh--
- Oh, she ain't got no experience.
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- I do too. I have too.
- She's a natural.
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- I have experience.
- They ain't talkin' dancin', Olive.
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- He doesn't know
what he's talkin' about.
- You don't mean dancin', do you?
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She used to wiggle at this joint
in Hoboken. Pick up quarters
off the tabletops with her--
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- Hey! Butt out, why don't ya!
They're talkin' to me!
- I'm tryin' to break the ice.
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- Who wants a drink?
- I'll have a double anything. Be great.
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- [ Marx ] No, I have an ulcer.
- Venus, a double whiskey.
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- Make it two, Venus.
- Do you want the blue
stuff or the green?
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- The imported, dummy.
- Oh, you mean from the clean bathtub.
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Mm-hmm.
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- So you never acted before?
- Honey, honey. Yes, I have acted.
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I have acted. I've acted a lot.
I was in a musical revue.
Can you light this for me?
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Geez. No manners.
No gentleman.
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Yeah, I did a musical revue
in Wichita.
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Maybe you heard of it. It was called
Leave A Specimen. I had two songs.
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- [ Phone Ringing ]
- Two numbers. Two thrilling,
show-stopping numbers.
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I'm actually feeling
a little sick, really.
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I'm actually feeling a little faint.
Can we sit down?
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So, one thing I was wonderin'
is who's gonna be playing
the part of Sylvia Poston?
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[ Chuckles ]
Only Helen Sinclair.
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Helen Sinclair? [ Laughs ]
I never heard of her.
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- Uh, you follow the theater?
- What are you trying to insinuate?
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Hey, don't
gimme that shit!
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You tell Masucci he don't play
ball, I'll come down there,
I'll chop his fuckin' legs off!
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Don't you pay any attention to Nick.
He's in one of his depressed moods.
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I'll cut his throat. I'll come
down there, I'll pull his guts
out through his windpipe!
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- Ya hear me?
- What'd ya do? Walk up?
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- No!
- You're sweating like a pig.
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- I have a bit of a blood sugar
situation now and again.
- Blood sugar?
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- What is that?
- Olive, you-- you like the play?
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- Mmm. It's sad.
- Well, it's a tragedy.
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I'll say, but I got some ideas
how we can goose it up.
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- Ideas?
- Mm-hmm. I go to
the movies all the time.
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- I got a million clever ideas.
- You burn it down, Cheech!
Burn it down, I said.
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- I want it to look like arson!
- I got a crick.
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- When?
- A crick?
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Everything's tight.
I think maybe we should go.
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Oh, no, no, no.
Don't go.
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Hey, Venus, let's go
with that hooch!
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Uh, uh, Olive, when did you
get interested in acting?
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Hey, listen, you think
I came to this town to swing
it around in a chorus line?
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Tits and ass. Tits and ass.
That's all they care about. Thank you.
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00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,000
Hey, didn't I tell you
to make "horse durves"?
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I don't make nothin' out of horses,
especially "horse durves..."
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'cause I don't know what
they are, and neither do you!
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Oh, ain't you the big mouth
since you hit your number.
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- And I said the imported stuff.
- The imported stuff ate through
the bottle. It's gone !
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A likely story. It's very hard
to get good help these days.
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- Sorry you guys had to hear that.
- I'm feeling fairly dizzy.
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- Some problems with the firm.
- Really? What type of firm is it, Nick?
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- [ Chuckles ]
- It's a "don't stick your nose in
other people's business...
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- and it won't get broken type of firm.
- Yeah.
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- [ Panting ] I see, I see. Thank you.
- That's what kind of firm.
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I'm feeling a bit unstable.
I think maybe I'll go...
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and check into a sanitarium
and get the help that I need.
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- And we'll talk later because
it's been good. Hasn't it, Julian?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, yeah.
- It's been good.
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- This is gonna be
a big event on Broadway.
- Thank you.
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Absolutely not!
No!
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- You'll work with her, mold her.
It'll be a challenge.
- Out of the question!
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She'll win an award. It'll be a great
show business anecdote.
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- It will not happen!
- A tribute to you as a director.
You use your actors like clay.
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Julian, have you lost
all reason?
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Do you believe that that woman
could play a psychiatrist?
That woman? That thing?
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- Her voice, her grasp.
- All right.
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- She's the woman who picks
quarters off tabletops with--
- Let me level with you.
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This is a dog-eat-dog world,
not an ideal world.
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If you wanna get your play on, you're
gonna have to make a few concessions.
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Life is not perfect.
Plus, it is short.
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If you can't figure that out,
you might as well pack up right
now and go back to Pittsburgh.
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- [ David Screaming ]
I sold out! I sold out.
- [ Ellen Gasping ]
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- I sold out.
- David.
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[ Panting ]
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- [ Gasps ]
- What's wrong?
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- [ Screaming ] I'm a whore!
- Oh, my God!
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- I'm a prostitute! I'm a whore!
- David, pull yourself together.
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- They'll call the police.
- [ Panting ]
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David. Oh, my God!
You look horrible.
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Oh, I feel sick.
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00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:41,700
Please, you'll wake the Finkelsteins.
You want an aspirin?
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- David. David.
- Oh, my God! My art! My work!
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00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,900
- What's wrong with you?
- Do I want success that badly?
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- David. Come back to bed.
- The answer's yes. The answer's yes.
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- Please come back to bed.
- When offered to have my play
backed by a hoodlum, I said yes.
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00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:01,100
- Please come back to bed.
- It's a deal with the devil,
and the penalty is...
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- his girlfriend plays a part.
- Who are you calling at 3:00 a.m.?
335
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:08,900
[ David ] Hello, Julian? It's David.
Who do you see in the male lead?
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Oh, kid.
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[ Groans ]
It's 3:00 a.m.
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- I see Warner Purcell.
- Nah, too fat.
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You seen him lately?
Nah, the man's a compulsive eater.
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Doesn't matter.
I talked to his agent...
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and he's been on a new diet
for four months. He looks fine.
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I want him for Lieutenant Masters.
Then maybe I can live with all this.
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I can live with
these compromises.
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I'll have Warner Purcell
and Helen Sinclair, and then
I can live with that gun moll!
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No, not Warner, kid. No.
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I had him in Nuns Aplenty.
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He'll turn over a new leaf. Then he'll
get insecure; he'll start eating.
348
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By the time we get to Boston, he'll be
as big as my sister-in-law's ass.
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No! No more compromises!
It is my play, and I want him!
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I want him, and I want him,
and that's it. I'm not a whore!
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- David, David, David!
- [ Sighs ] I'm all right.
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[ Nick ] Olive starts rehearsal
for a show next week.
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- I want you to stay with her.
- [ Cheech ] Yeah.
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I want you to make sure
they treat her right up there.
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Those theater characters
I don't trust 'em.
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00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:16,000
The show's costing me a bundle,
and I'm gonna get my money's worth.
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- She wants to be a star.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- And I promised her.
- Mr. V., look, it's not
that I don't wanna do it--
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Cheech, I'm giving you
an order. What do you do?
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I know.
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[ David ]
Monday, September 10.
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Today rehearsals began,
and I've decided to keep a journal.
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Perhaps my experience
will be of value to others...
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just as I pore over with relish
the notes of my idols:
Chekov and Strindberg.
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Rehearsals began promptly
at 10:00 a.m.
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Warner Purcell was first to arrive
full of bonhomie and good humor.
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- Good morning!
- Warner Purcell.
Hello, I'm David Shayne.
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- Oh, David, how marvelous
to meet you. Well done.
- Thank you.
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- It's a wonderful play.
Some lovely speeches.
- I'm honored you're doing it.
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- It's my pleasure.
- Our stage manager, Mitch.
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- Mitchell Sabine.
I'm here if you need anything.
- Mitchell, nice to meet you.
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- That's fine.
- And you're gonna be
in dressing room two.
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- Lovely.
- And this is my assistant, Lorna.
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00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,800
- Pleased to meet you.
- Lorna, nice to meet you.
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00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:14,000
We have coffee and Danish,
some smoked salmon.
376
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:18,300
Um, Mitchell, would it be
frightfully tiresome if I just
had hot water and lemon?
377
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,500
- Not at all.
- Thank you.
378
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,100
- And of course you know Julian Marx.
- Oh, Julian, yes.
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00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,700
- Our swords have crossed.
- Warner, you look wonderful.
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- And yourself.
- [ Woman Giggling ]
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[ David ] Eden Brent, who plays
the other woman, arrived second.
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She has
a wonderful vivacity.
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[ Giggles ] Good morning! Good morning!
Don't get up. Don't get up.
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- I have first-day-rehearsal
presents for everybody.
- How thoughtful.
385
00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:45,000
It's nothing. Just some soap and some
potpourri and incense for you, I think.
386
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,200
- Now, have you met Mr. Woofles?
- No. No.
387
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:51,600
- Oh, don't pull such a sour face.
- Hello, Mr. Woofles.
388
00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:53,600
Oh, be careful.
She's a Chihuahua...
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00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:57,800
but there's a pinch of Doberman in her
so sometimes she goes for your throat.
390
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,000
- Just kidding.
- [ Laughs ]
391
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,600
- I think you've met
everyone here. Lorna.
- We talked on the telephone.
392
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:06,500
I don't know if you've met
our Lieutenant Masters, Warner Purcell.
393
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,000
- Oh, pleased to meet you.
- How was your crossing?
394
00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:12,800
- Well, I came over
five years ago, but it was lovely.
- [ Giggles ]
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00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,900
Now, my darling, do you want
some milk or something to eat?
396
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:20,100
- I'll get her a saucer.
- You don't have to bother with
that because I breast-feed her.
397
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,900
- Just kidding, everybody.
- [ Laughing ]
398
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,200
- Please.
- Julian, nice to see you.
399
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,700
- How are you?
- Mr. Marx.
- Yes, of course.
400
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:31,400
I'm in the middle, yes?
401
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,300
- [ David ] Should we take the dog--
- No, no, no, no, no.
402
00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:37,100
It's my baby.
[ Giggles ]
403
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:41,100
[ David ] Olive Neal entered, naturally,
with the force of a hurricane.
404
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:45,600
- Hey, you gonna hover
over me like dead meat?
- Mr. V. says I stay close.
405
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,600
We've been drivin'
around for 15 minutes.
406
00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:51,400
I told ya he said the Belasco,
not the Morosco, you cementhead!
407
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,000
- Hello, Olive.
- Hello.
408
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:56,300
- Everyone, this is Dr. Philips.
Olive Neal.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
409
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:57,800
- You know Julian.
- Yes.
410
00:23:57,900 --> 00:23:59,900
- My assistant, Lorna.
- Hi.
411
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,100
- Eden Brent, Kristen.
- Ah, cute dog.
412
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,800
- Warner Purcell. Lieutenant Masters.
- Charmed, charmed, charmed.
413
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,300
- Stage manager Mitch.
- Mitch, hi, hi, hi, hi.
414
00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:10,100
- And you are?
- I'm with her.
415
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,200
- He's with me. Yeah.
- Okay. Okay.
416
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,600
Well, um, we're just gonna
rehearse for a while, so--
417
00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:18,600
Yeah.
Where she goes, I go.
418
00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:21,700
All right, buster,
why don't you park yourself in
the back row of the theater...
419
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,700
and try not to snore.
420
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,200
Um, I--
421
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:29,300
- What?
- I don't like other people
watching rehearsals...
422
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:33,200
- generally as a rule because
the actors are very sensitive.
- What'd you say?
423
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,700
- I-I don't like--
- Hey, hey, who are you? Who are you?
424
00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:38,700
- Whoa, whoa. Easy.
- I'm the director.
425
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:40,200
- Who is this?
- Wait a minute.
426
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:43,100
- I'm the director of the play.
- Wait a minute, Mr., uh--
427
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,100
- Cheech. The name's Cheech.
- Mr. Cheech, first of all--
428
00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:48,800
- No, not Mr. Cheech. Ya hear me?
- Yeah.
429
00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:51,800
- Cheech. Simple. Cheech.
- Cheech.
430
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:56,200
Now, why don't you just take a seat
in the back and we'll-- Yeah, go ahead.
431
00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:58,800
- That's it.
- I find this very problematic.
432
00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:01,100
- I'll be over there.
- He'll be unobtrusive, believe me.
433
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,800
He's not gonna bother anybody.
He just wants to watch.
434
00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:07,900
He's my bodyguard.
[ Giggles ]
435
00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:10,300
- Hi.
- Hello.
436
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:14,900
- Sorry I'm late.
I'm usually highly professional.
- Oh, I'm sure.
437
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:19,200
- This is for you.
- Oh, talcum powder. My favorite.
438
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:23,000
- Thank you. You're a doll.
- Oh, no, you're a doll.
439
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,800
[ David ] Helen Sinclair came a half
hour late, but she had a good excuse.
440
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:30,400
Please forgive me.
My pedicurist had a stroke.
441
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:34,100
She fell forward onto the orange stick
and plunged it into my toe.
442
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,100
- It required bandaging.
- Oh, my poor darling.
443
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,700
Oh, it's so good
to see you.
444
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,400
- We all know and admire Helen Sinclair.
- [ Warner ] We're old friends.
445
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,300
- Thank you so much.
- Miss Sinclair, this is Mitch.
446
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:50,400
Oh, yes, yes. Oh, my goodness' sake.
I can't believe I'm here.
447
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:54,400
Oh-ho, look at this.
Look at this. Would you look?
448
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,100
Oh, this old theater.
449
00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:00,900
This church.
450
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,400
So replete
with memories.
451
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:07,900
So full of ghosts.
452
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:10,300
Mrs. Alving.
453
00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:12,300
Uncle Vanya.
454
00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:15,800
There's Cordelia.
455
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:19,000
Here's Ophelia.
456
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,800
Clytemenstra!
457
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,900
Each performance
a birth.
458
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,300
Each curtain...
459
00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:32,400
a death.
460
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:35,200
[ Mr. Woofles Barking ]
461
00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:37,400
Was that a mutt?
462
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:40,100
[ Mitch ]
Yes, Miss Sinclair.
463
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:44,400
- I hate mutts!
- [ Barking Continues ]
464
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,400
[ David ] I didn't want to overwhelm
any of the actors on the first day...
465
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:50,100
so all we did
was read through the play.
466
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,400
I can't live
like this.
467
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:55,900
The same routine
over and over and over.
468
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,400
The days blend together
like melted celluloid.
469
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:02,000
Like a film whose images
become distorted and meaningless.
470
00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:05,300
I want a divorce, Sylvia. I've said it
in a thousand subtle ways...
471
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,400
hoping you would realize,
but you refuse to see it.
472
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:11,500
As a little girl,
I swore one day...
473
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,900
I would have a necklace
made from the Milky Way.
474
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:20,300
Oh, Kristen, Kristen, if only humans
weren't cursed with the power of memory.
475
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:24,000
[ Olive Reading Flatly ]
Dreams are only disguised feelings.
476
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:28,400
The more we bring these
painful experiences to the fore...
477
00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:31,300
the easier they become
to deal with.
478
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,000
- What's the "fore"?
- The fore. The foreground.
479
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,100
- [ Warner ] Is it-- Could I?
- [ David ] Please.
480
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:40,100
It's a golf term, when you yell, "fore"
when you're coming forward.
481
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:44,000
- [ Helen ] I didn't realize that.
- So you're telling me
she's talking about golf?
482
00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:45,300
- Continue!
- What?
483
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,000
[ Helen ]
Oh, yes, okay. Doctor...
484
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:51,300
am I unattractive,
worn out?
485
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:55,500
Spent? Broken?
Desiccated? Old?
486
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:59,800
[ Olive ] Come, come, Mrs. Poston.
You're being mas--
487
00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:03,000
- Mas--
- [ David ] Masochistic.
488
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:08,000
- Masochistic?
- Yes, masochism is someone
who enjoys pain.
489
00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:11,000
- [ Warner ] As opposed to sadism.
- Enjoys pain?
490
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,200
What is she,
retarded?
491
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,300
- I don't fuckin' believe this!
- Continue.
492
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,600
[ David ] After the rehearsal,
I felt exhilarated.
493
00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:22,300
Helen Sinclair suggested
we go for a drink to unwind.
494
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:26,700
She said she knew
of a little out-of-the-way
speakeasy where we could talk.
495
00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:29,400
- It was wonderful to see old, uh--
- Wasn't it?
496
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,900
- Warner. Yes.
- Warner, yeah. He looks so slim.
497
00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:36,100
- He's on a new diet.
- Who is she? Oh, I need a drink.
498
00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:38,300
Olive. [ Chuckles ]
Yes. I'm sorry about Olive.
499
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:41,100
I do apologize.
We needed her to raise the money.
500
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:43,500
It must be difficult
getting a work like this on.
501
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:46,000
It's a sad reality
of the marketplace, I'll tell ya.
502
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,500
- We've never really
had a chance to talk.
- No.
503
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:52,200
- Hi, folks. What can I get you?
- Two martinis, please, very dry.
504
00:28:52,300 --> 00:28:55,600
- How'd you know what I drank?
- Oh, you want one too?
505
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,600
- Three.
- Three martinis.
506
00:28:57,700 --> 00:29:01,200
Uh, I can't judge my own writing,
but I must say...
507
00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:05,400
that just from today's reading,
I can tell how brilliant
you're going to be in this role.
508
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:07,400
- It's a wonderful play.
- Thank you.
509
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:11,500
No, no, I mean it. It's so rare
that anything is really about something.
510
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,500
You know-- Well, there's Max Anderson
and Gene O'Neill.
511
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,100
- That's about it.
- You just named my two living gods.
512
00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:20,100
I was a little reluctant at first
to play the part.
513
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:24,500
The character is so--
She's so, um... uh, colorless.
514
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:26,200
Colorless, yes.
Well, that's the idea--
515
00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:28,200
- Then I realized what
you were going for.
- You did?
516
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,500
How profound, how complex,
her inner life really is.
517
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,000
I tried to give her
some contradictions.
518
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:35,100
I was worried.
519
00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:39,100
I'm used to playing
more overtly heroic women.
520
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,000
Less tentative.
More alluring.
521
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,400
Certainly not
frigid.
522
00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:49,700
No, yes, yes. Well, Sylvia Poston
is a mass of neuroses.
523
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:54,000
In spite of the fact that I
could really find nothing at all
in the play to brighten her up...
524
00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:57,200
- no real passion, no seductiveness...
- Nothing?
525
00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:59,600
I still think that
she's worth playing.
526
00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:03,800
We could work it over, and
a touch here or there could be
changed to make sure you're...
527
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,100
- No, no, no, no.
I wouldn't dream of you...
- comfortable.
528
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,700
changing a word
of your work for me.
529
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:15,000
God, who am l, some
vain Broadway legend?
530
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,800
You... you're
a budding Chekhov.
531
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:27,100
I'm not saying I'll distort the play.
I'm just saying I'll reread it
with that in mind.
532
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,200
I mean, after all, Miss Sinclair--
Helen. May I call you Helen?
533
00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:32,400
- Yes.
- Helen...
534
00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:35,600
your instincts as an actress
are impeccable.
535
00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:40,400
And I want the character
to have dimension. I don't mean
for her to be a drone.
536
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:44,700
- You see through me, don't you?
- Me?
537
00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:47,100
You're clever.
538
00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:49,400
You're brilliant.
539
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,000
What insight
into women.
540
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,200
Don't deny it.
541
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,300
I don't see why
she has to be frigid.
542
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:10,100
[ Nick ] Hey, how ya doin', doll?
How'd it go?
543
00:31:10,100 --> 00:31:12,400
[ Olive ] Ah, they're all
so stuck up.
544
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:15,300
- Yeah? Anybody botherin' her?
- No.
545
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,200
They expect me to memorize
all these lines.
546
00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:22,100
- Well, that's what you wanted,
isn't it? To be an actress?
- I know, I know, I know.
547
00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:25,700
- I got a headache.
- Cheech'll help you
practice after we eat.
548
00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:29,300
- Me?
- The girl's got stuff
to memorize, all right?
549
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,700
- Yeah, but, Nick--
- Go sit in the tub, honey. Go ahead.
550
00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:36,500
I'm takin' you out to Delmonico's.
You want sirloin or a lobster?
551
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:40,200
- One of each.
- Listen, Nick, I'm not too good
at this memorizing, and I got a date--
552
00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:44,200
All right, all right, knock it off.
I got a little errand for you to run.
553
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:49,100
- What kind of errand?
- A message for Charlie Masucci,
and we ain't got a lot of time.
554
00:31:50,200 --> 00:32:05,100
##
555
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:12,700
Up a lazy river
where the old mill run
556
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:17,600
Meets lazy, lazy river
in the noonday sun
557
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:22,400
Linger in the shade
of a kind old tree
558
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:25,300
Throw away your troubles
Dream a dream--
559
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,700
- Up a lazy river
where the robin's song
- [ Water Splashing ]
560
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,900
Awakes a bright
new morning--
561
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:36,500
Can't you see...
562
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:39,700
you're living out
the exact same pattern...
563
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,500
your mother lived out
with your father?
564
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,700
I am?
Pray tell.
565
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,100
In some way,
you're trying to relive it,
566
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:53,300
and in the process
of reliving it, correct it.
567
00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:56,800
As if that were possible.
Ha!
568
00:32:56,900 --> 00:33:00,100
-It don't say "Ha."
-I know it don't say "Ha." I added that.
569
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,400
- What do ya mean you added that?
Are you allowed to do that?
- We're allowed to add things.
570
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,900
- How could you add something?
You can't do that.
- You're allowed!
571
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:08,400
- It's called ad-libbing.
- You can't do that!
572
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,800
I can do that. What do you know? You
don't know nothin'. Shut up and read.
573
00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:15,500
- I think the whole thing stinks.
- I think you're a degenerate
zombie. Shut up and read!
574
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,200
- You better shut up! Just shut up!
- You shut up and read.
575
00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:21,300
- You shut up!
- You're lucky you're Nick's girl.
576
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:23,300
You're lucky
you're an idiot.
577
00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:28,200
What endeavors you...
to concoct a theory so tenuous?
578
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,000
Mmm-mmm-mm.
579
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:34,200
I sure pities the poor folks who gonna
have to pay to see this play.
580
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:40,300
- What ya thinking?
- Oh, just about Eugene O'Neill
and Max Anderson, you know.
581
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,800
Yeah. You've been rewriting all night
and it's only just the first day.
582
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,200
- Is that a bad sign?
- No. I just think that
I might have made...
583
00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:48,600
the character of Sylvia Poston
a bit too antiseptic.
584
00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:50,800
- She's gotta have a sexual side to her.
- No.
585
00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:55,300
- I think she's the best female
character you've written in a long time.
- Says who?
586
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:58,700
David, you know you always have
problems getting into the female mind.
587
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:02,700
- I know that you think that.
- You've said so yourself before.
We've had this discussion.
588
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:07,400
All your friends are men. You-- You've
always had problems writing for women.
589
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:10,300
Witness your relationship
with your mother, your grandmother...
590
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:13,400
- your two aunts, your sister--
- I think I try to factor that
into my work.
591
00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:15,400
But to be honest with you...
592
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:17,400
at this moment, I don't think
you really understand my work at all.
593
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:19,600
- Oh! Don't be so defensive.
- I'm not being defensive.
594
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,600
Perhaps my opinions just aren't
intellectual enough for you.
Maybe they're just not--
595
00:34:23,700 --> 00:34:27,800
That's a horrible thing to say.
When you have a good idea,
I listen to it. I'm responsive.
596
00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:31,300
- In this case, I think you're
wrong. That's about it.
- When am I right?
597
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,900
You're right about other things, but not
about Sylvia Poston and her sexuality.
598
00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:38,500
[ David ] September 17.
The first week is behind me now...
599
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:42,400
and apart from a few minor incidents,
things seemed to go okay.
600
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,900
There was that moment
between Helen and Eden.
601
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,900
I can't do that speech if she's
going to be fidgeting around upstage!
602
00:34:48,900 --> 00:34:51,500
- Well, that's why I think
I should sit. I'll sit.
- Oh, God!
603
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:55,200
Sylvia would never ask her to sit
in her own house. She despises her!
604
00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:59,000
She doesn't want me to sit. She doesn't
want me to stand. I guess I could squat.
605
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,300
David, do you realize you're asking an
audience to believe that my husband...
606
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:04,300
would leave me
for this woman?
607
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,300
- Come along.
- Excuse me. Excuse me, but
I think it's made very clear...
608
00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:11,100
in the speech about erotic attraction,
why he does that.
609
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:13,800
You fool! He's thinking of me
when he does that speech.
Don't you know anything?
610
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,300
- Only the part about the liver spots.
- Listen.
611
00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:20,300
How long has it been since
you've had a real hemorrhage?
612
00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:24,400
David, I wonder if now would be a moment
to do my soliloquy from Act II?
613
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:29,500
- [ Crying ] Did you hear what she--
- Please. Aspirin!
614
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:33,300
[ David ] All right, yes, why don't we?
And, Eden, just take five.
615
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:36,000
- I need an aspirin!
- [ Crying Continues ]
616
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:39,000
[ David ]
Mitch.
617
00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:42,700
[ David ] Then there was the time when
I tried to cut one of Olive's speeches.
618
00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:46,800
- I like that speech,
and I already got it memorized.
- But it's superfluous.
619
00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:49,600
- It's-- What is it?
- Well, I've overwritten it.
620
00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:54,000
We know how you feel
about Sylvia's breakdown when
you talk with the good doctor.
621
00:35:54,100 --> 00:35:56,900
So it's my fault.
Um, the performance is fine.
622
00:35:56,900 --> 00:36:00,000
But, um...
I like to say it.
623
00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:02,600
- We-- We don't need it.
- Hey!
624
00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:05,700
Are you tryin' to make
my part smaller?
625
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,300
- No, no, every--
- My part's small enough as it is!
626
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:12,000
Every play needs some cuts, and the size
of the role is not the important thing.
627
00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:15,700
Did you hear what she said? She doesn't
want her speech taken away from her!
628
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:20,300
- Look, look, Mr. Cheech, I've about--
- I'd rather be shootin' crap myself...
629
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:25,000
but Mr. V. told me that she's gotta
be up there a lot!
630
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:27,700
- I wrote this play,
and I'm directing this play!
- I don't care.
631
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,700
You wanna get slapped here or do
you want me to take you outside
and we'll straighten this out?
632
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,500
It's up to you.
633
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:41,500
[ David ] Warner Purcell remains
good-spirited and a joy to work with.
634
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:46,900
And what discipline. Although,
I notice he no longer has just
a cup of hot water and lemon.
635
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:53,100
[ Eden ] lf you start it off
at that level--
636
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:57,900
Well, what are we going to do
about that canine-loving ingenue?
637
00:36:57,900 --> 00:37:00,900
- Did you cast her because
you thought she was attractive?
- She's pretty...
638
00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:04,600
but more importantly, she has a certain
perkiness that the character requires.
639
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,500
She's perky. She makes you
wanna sneak up behind her with
a pillow and suffocate her.
640
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,000
- It's a beautiful apartment.
- Josette.
641
00:37:11,100 --> 00:37:13,900
- My beaker of martinis.
- Your taste is exquisite.
642
00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:18,400
My taste is superb.
My eyes are exquisite.
643
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:20,600
What justifiable confidence.
644
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:24,200
- I think at some point you're
going to have to fire Olive.
- I'm afraid that's not possible.
645
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:29,000
Oh, how can you take her butchering
your poetry? I know I couldn't stand it.
646
00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:33,200
No one in his right mind is
going to believe she's a doctor,
not even a veterinarian.
647
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,500
- [ Chuckles ]
- I understand, but it's a compromise
I have to live with...
648
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:38,900
and if I want the play to open,
I have to find a way to live with it.
649
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,500
I plan on reducing the scope of her role
if her bodyguard will let me.
650
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,600
Can you believe
that character?
651
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,700
Imagine, traveling with
your own private Neanderthal.
652
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,700
- I wasn't aware that you opened
The Master Builder.
- Oh, well.
653
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,000
I had forgotten that
you won that drama award.
654
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:56,000
- Here's to your play.
- Oh, thank you. Our play.
655
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,800
To an ideal world
with no compromise.
656
00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:07,100
Oh, my gosh,
look at this view!
657
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:11,900
A million blinking lights.
A million broken hearts.
658
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,500
- You know what's down there?
- What?
659
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,600
- Broadway.
- Ah. That's your street.
660
00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:22,800
Mm-hmm. Yes, that's my street,
but I'd like to give it to you.
661
00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:26,800
- That is, if you want it.
- Who wouldn't want it?
662
00:38:26,900 --> 00:38:30,700
I want you to write a play for me.
Oh, I mean when all this is over.
663
00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:34,500
- Really?
- Your next play, I want you to create
a vehicle for Helen Sinclair.
664
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,800
- I'm honored.
- But it must have size...
665
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,000
an important woman.
666
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,700
- A Borgia. A Curie. You name it.
- Yes!
667
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,700
- I'll dedicate myself to it.
- Oh, and while you're at it...
668
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,000
if you could just have
a look at that scene in Act ll.
669
00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:54,300
If she succeeds in seducing
the Lieutenant instead of
being rejected a second time...
670
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:59,700
- it could add some variation
to the character.
- Yes, that's a wonderful idea.
671
00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:02,200
The heart is "labyrinthinine..."
672
00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:06,600
a maze beset with brutal pitfalls
and mean obstacles.
673
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:11,100
David, I can't say that line. It doesn't
make sense. It's stupid. I don't get it.
674
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,800
- It's just a stylish way
of expressing a particular idea.
- Idea? What idea?
675
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:17,000
The agony of love.
The difficulty of relating.
676
00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:19,800
- Why do you have to make it
so hard to say?
- Just say the line.
677
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,800
- No, I can't say it.
It's a mouthful of "ghibberish."
- Gibberish!
678
00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:25,700
- I can't say it, and I will not say it.
- Just do the line.
679
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,700
No! I'm not making
a fool of myself.
680
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,700
[ Cheech ]
She's right, it stinks.
681
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,200
Oh-ho, Jesus,
another party heard from.
682
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,900
It's a stupid way of talkin',
and nobody talks like that.
683
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,300
- I don't believe this is happening.
- Frankenstein is right.
684
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,600
When I want your opinion,
I will ask for it.
685
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,300
I can't stand to listen to this
garbage. Every day I sit back there...
686
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,300
and I hear the same bullshit
over and over again.
687
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,300
Then leave.
No one asked you here.
688
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,200
[ Helen ]
Oh, David, take it easy.
689
00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:50,700
Where did you study play writing?
Was it Sing Sing?
690
00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:53,100
"A maze beset
by brutal pitfalls--"
691
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:55,700
Hey, Olive, I memorized it,
and I'm tellin' ya...
692
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:59,200
it comes to me all the time,
and it stinks on fuckin' hot ice!
693
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:02,300
- That's it. I quit. This is crazy.
- [ Warner ] David.
694
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:06,000
- Oh, please, I have a little hangover!
- I am famished.
695
00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:09,200
Everyone, everyone,
why don't we take lunch? An hour?
696
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,100
- [ Mr. Woofles Barking ]
- You don't wanna
say the goddamned line...
697
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:15,400
- don't say the goddamned line!
- Oh, look at you, Mr. Temperamental.
698
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:19,200
[ Helen ] lf that rat on a leash
barks one more time--
699
00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:22,200
-He sounds melancholy. Is he melancholy?
-You can trim the line.
700
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,700
- Because she can't handle it?
- Because you said yourself
you were having trouble with it.
701
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,000
- So you agree with the gorilla?
- David, for Christ sake! It's one line!
702
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:30,300
- It's not going to wreck the scene.
- That's not the point!
703
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:33,800
Suddenly I'm taking suggestions from a
strong-arm man with an I.Q. of minus 50.
704
00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:35,800
I've had it!
705
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:39,200
- David, for goodness' sake. Come on.
- Look who's here.
706
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,100
Oh, God!
Get my rifle!
707
00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:45,700
I guess I'm just hypersensitive because
maybe deep down, I agree with the goon.
708
00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:50,100
- Maybe it is a turgid line.
I don't know. My nerves are shot.
- No. Just calm yourself.
709
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:54,900
Helen, the play is not working.
It's not working, and it's in my
writing. It's not just Olive.
710
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:59,100
That's the reason we have rehearsal.
That's the reason we go out of town.
711
00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:04,600
You have such a wonderful attitude.
I'm so lucky.
712
00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:07,300
The best part of this project every day
is that I get to come to work...
713
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,300
and see you and be with you
and work with you.
714
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,900
- I don't mean to spoil the day.
- Then let's not.
715
00:41:14,900 --> 00:41:18,200
Sit down here.
I'm going to show you something.
716
00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:20,200
Okay.
717
00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:24,100
This is my favorite spot
in the park.
718
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:29,400
And in winter,
when it's covered with snow...
719
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:34,100
at about 4:30 in the afternoon,
when it's just getting dark
and the lights come on...
720
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,200
it's all misty.
721
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:41,100
And you can just see the silhouettes of
the Manhattan skyline through the trees.
722
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,700
And it's magical.
723
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,100
It's magical.
724
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,400
Helen, I think I'm falling
in love with you.
725
00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:52,500
Don't.
726
00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:56,700
- I don't know if I can help it.
- David, please, we must be strong.
727
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:00,300
I've kept a check on my feelings
for so long, but there's
so much that I want to say.
728
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,000
- What are words?
- Oh, gosh.
729
00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:06,300
David, everything meaningful
is in some unexplainable form.
730
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:10,700
It's-- It's more primordial
than mere language.
731
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,100
- I'm not sure I follow that one.
- Oh, be silent.
732
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,200
- Be silent.
- Helen--
733
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,300
No, let's just sit here
holding our thoughts.
734
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,200
Not revealing them.
Be still.
735
00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:26,100
Let the birds have their song.
Let ours for now remain unsung.
736
00:42:26,100 --> 00:42:28,300
You're amazing.
737
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:32,200
[ "Ain't Misbehavin"' ]
738
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,100
Stop it.
Stop it.
739
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,900
- I'm not in the mood!
- What do you mean
you're not in the mood?
740
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,200
Honey, you better get in the mood,
'cause he's payin' the rent.
741
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:46,100
Shut up, Venus!
Just what I said: I'm not in the mood.
742
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:50,800
- Do I have to be in the mood
every time you are?
- Stop puttin' on the airs.
743
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:54,100
- I'm not puttin' on airs.
- I never knew you when you wasn't
ready for a little action.
744
00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:58,100
Well, today, I'm not ready for action.
I'm tired. Rehearsal is hard.
745
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,200
- Get your motor goin'.
- No!
746
00:43:01,300 --> 00:43:04,400
- Hey, I brought you somethin'.
- What?
747
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:07,700
- Huh?
- Hmm.
748
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,800
What do ya say?
Come on.
749
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,900
- Nickie.
- Oh, I got a great bottle
of French wine.
750
00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:14,900
Joey Foster
made it himself.
751
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,500
Pasadena. I'm pooped.
752
00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,900
Let's misbehave
753
00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:23,100
There's something wild
about you, child--
754
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:25,500
[ David ] Today, Ellen came
to watch rehearsal.
755
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:29,200
She was very excited to meet the cast,
especially Warner Purcell.
756
00:43:29,300 --> 00:43:34,000
- Warner, Warner, Warner.
This is Ellen. My girlfriend.
- Oh! Pleased to meet you.
757
00:43:34,100 --> 00:43:37,900
- You should be very proud.
He has a rare talent.
- Yes, he does.
758
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,800
[ David ] The morning proceeded
very smoothly for the first half hour.
759
00:43:40,900 --> 00:43:42,800
And then
another incident occurred.
760
00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:46,900
The heart obeys
its own rules. Ha!
761
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:51,500
As a doctor, your respect for
rationalities is not very profound.
762
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,500
- David, I-- David, can I--
- [ David ] Yes?
763
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:57,300
I don't understand the character here.
Suddenly, she's too wise.
764
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:01,600
And, David, I don't know why she's
telling her to dump her fiance.
765
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,200
- She's caught up with the Lieutenant.
- The Lieutenant?
766
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,900
But it's as if she's just mouthing
the playwright's philosophy.
767
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,200
- Why would she just up and leave Tom?
- Because she's impulsive.
768
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:13,800
- It doesn't feel right.
- Well, yeah, and I don't
understand, you know...
769
00:44:13,900 --> 00:44:17,200
if I'm a doctor, how come
I'm giving her such bad advice?
770
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,300
- It's not bad advice.
- It is bad advice.
771
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:23,400
But, David, you see, in Act I,
she says that Tom changed her life.
772
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:27,000
- Yes, but she's recklessly
driven to the Lieutenant.
- It doesn't make sense.
773
00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:29,400
- Just give it a chance.
- There's something
contradictory about it.
774
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,800
- Just give it a chance.
- It's just bad writing.
775
00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:34,500
[ Cheech ]
I'll tell ya what's wrong.
776
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,300
- Oh, Christ! Julian?
- Now let's wait a minute.
777
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:41,200
- Let's not get into a situation here.
- She shouldn't leave the guy.
778
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,400
She should stick with him.
779
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:47,600
Then when the Lieutenant has
that fight with his wife and
walks out, he should notice her.
780
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,300
That way,
it won't be boring.
781
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:02,000
Somebody say something!
782
00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:05,500
- I think it's a good idea.
- [ Julian ] It's not a bad one.
783
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,900
- You're kidding.
- Oh, no.
784
00:45:07,900 --> 00:45:10,100
It's, uh--
It really isn't.
785
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:13,100
[ Warner ] Personally, I like it.
I think it's very dramatic.
786
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,200
Ellen, do you see what I'm up against?
Do you see what I have to put up with?
787
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:19,200
- I think he has an interesting concept.
- What?
788
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,400
Not to say that--
789
00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:24,000
- She doesn't leave the Lieutenant.
- Right.
790
00:45:24,100 --> 00:45:26,100
- She doesn't leave her fiance.
- Right.
791
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:29,500
We lose that scene, and suddenly
a lot of good possibilities open up.
792
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,400
- [ Cheech ] It's a helluva lot
better than what you got.
- I actually like it.
793
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:35,000
- You're taking his side?
- It's not a question of sides.
794
00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:38,400
- David, she's right.
The play always bogged down there.
- Try it.
795
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:42,400
- That's why the actors
always looked so uncomfortable.
- I can't make those changes.
796
00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:46,900
- Why not? H-H-How do they meet again?
- Because the--
797
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:51,300
The Lieutenant notices her, right?
And then, he goes after her.
798
00:45:51,300 --> 00:45:55,300
I mean, that's the way
it would happen in real life.
He goes after her. Come on.
799
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:59,600
You can't force it, kid. I mean, if it's
meant to go in a whole other direction--
800
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:03,100
- I quit!
- Oh, don't be so egotistical.
801
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,300
- I'm outta here.
- Egotistical? Why?
Because I protect my play?
802
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:08,900
- Protect it against what? A good idea?
- Oh, thank you for the support.
803
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,200
- No, no, I quit! That's it. Good-bye.
- I'm gonna go shoot crap.
804
00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:14,500
- That's it. I quit.
- Wait a minute.
805
00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:17,500
[ Julian ]
David. David!
806
00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:19,700
- I'm gonna go shoot crap.
- David.
807
00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:23,100
- [ Mr. Woofles Barking ]
- Mommy's coming.
808
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:28,200
If an artist can, it gives us all a
much better chance, and he is an artist.
809
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,600
- Is that why he's getting all hot
and bothered all the time?
- Artists are very emotional.
810
00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:34,400
- Artists are emotional, are they?
- Yes, they are.
811
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:37,300
Hey, I've been meaning
to ask ya...
812
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:42,100
is it my imagination
or are you always... Iookin' my way?
813
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,200
- You're a very observant girl.
Yes, I have been looking at you.
- Thank you.
814
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,200
Yeah, well, I notice somethin'.
I notice you have...
815
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,500
a really
big appetite.
816
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:55,000
- Yes, I do have a big appetite.
- Yeah, I noticed that, but--
817
00:46:55,100 --> 00:46:57,100
- Where's your baby-sitter?
- What, Cheech?
818
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:00,200
- Yes.
- Ah, you don't have to worry
about Cheech. He took off.
819
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:04,300
- Did he?
- A minute there's a chance,
he runs off to play craps.
820
00:47:04,300 --> 00:47:07,700
- Takes about two hours.
- Well, listen, now that
you've been let off the leash...
821
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,500
- Yeah?
- why don't we go in...
822
00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:13,800
- and get to know each other
a bit better?
- Okay.
823
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,500
That might be pleasant.
[ Giggles ]
824
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:23,200
- [ Giggles ]
- Well.
825
00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:25,200
- Hi.
- Hi.
826
00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:27,500
Hi.
827
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,800
- You're a very attr--
Wait just a minute.
- What? What? What?
828
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,600
- Before we start--
- Yeah?
829
00:47:36,700 --> 00:47:39,000
- What? Oh.
- Just a--
830
00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:42,100
A little poultry.
[ Giggles ]
Okay.
831
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,100
- All right. Let's go.
- All right.
832
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,700
You do have a big appetite.
[ Giggles ]
833
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:50,200
- Pull yourself together.
So he came up with a good idea.
- [ Sighs ]
834
00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:52,700
- Helen, not you too?
- If you did follow his suggestion...
835
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:56,000
you'd be able to put in that new scene
in Act Ill that you've always wanted to.
836
00:47:56,100 --> 00:48:00,000
- Yes, but it'd--
- And that, that casts
a whole new light...
837
00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:02,500
on my relationship
with my husband. Yes!
838
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:05,200
So you're saying
you want me to change it?
839
00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:08,700
At the risk of seeing you
upset on your birthday.
840
00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:11,400
- How did you know it was my birthday?
- Happy birthday.
841
00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:14,700
- Helen! Ohh.
- Open it.
842
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,300
Gosh!
843
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:20,700
Oh, gosh.
Really. It's--
844
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,500
Don't get too excited.
I didn't buy it.
845
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,600
Cole Porter gave it to me.
It's one of many.
846
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:29,200
- Now I'm gonna have to take up smoking.
- Hmm.
847
00:48:29,300 --> 00:48:32,400
Have a good time tonight
with your girlfriend.
I'm sure she's taking you out.
848
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:36,500
- Yes, with the Marxes.
- Yes, well... make a birthday wish.
849
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:41,400
- I have.
- I hope you get everything
in life that you want.
850
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:43,400
Helen, have you thought
about what I said before...
851
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,700
- about the way I feel?
- Don't speak.
852
00:48:46,900 --> 00:48:50,200
- But I want to express--
- Don't speak. Don't.
853
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,700
- Just a few things I want to tell you.
- Don't speak.
854
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,700
- When we first met-- [ Muffled ]
- No, no. Don't speak.
855
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,900
Please don't speak.
Please don't speak.
856
00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:02,800
No! No!
No! Go!
857
00:49:02,900 --> 00:49:06,700
Go, gentle Scorpio, go!
858
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:11,200
Your Pisces wishes you
every happy return.
859
00:49:11,900 --> 00:49:14,200
- Just one--
- Don't speak!
860
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,500
##
861
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:20,500
- [ Sighs ]
- Wow, a wallet!
862
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:23,500
- That's appropriate.
- It was the nicest one I saw by far.
863
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,900
- The piping. That's real leather.
- Places to put stuff in there.
864
00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:28,900
- You like it?
- It's amazing. Beautiful.
865
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,100
- You like it?
- Yes, really.
866
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:35,200
- Now all I need is some money,
and it'll hold its shape.
- You will prosper, my friend.
867
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,400
- I promise. [ Chuckles ]
Am I right, Hilda?
- No, I love it.
868
00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:41,800
- Can I pick 'em or can I pick 'em?
- Oh, you sure can, Julian.
869
00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:44,900
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you. Thank you.
Thanks for spending it with me.
870
00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:47,500
- Oh, it's wonderful.
- Hilda, touch glasses there.
871
00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:54,500
Hey, look who's here
with his girlfriend.
872
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,800
- [ Ellen ] Oh, no.
- I owe that big Gorgonzola an apology.
873
00:49:57,900 --> 00:50:02,500
What are you talking about?
Now that he's drunk, he's gonna
apologize to everyone. Strangers.
874
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:06,800
[ David ] Today at rehearsal,
he came up with that little
suggestion, and I overreacted.
875
00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:10,700
I let my ego get in the way of the work,
and I feel I owe him an apology.
876
00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:14,300
- Ah, you're all right.
You handled it very well.
- I'll be right back.
877
00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:25,500
I take it all back. It was a good
suggestion, and I apologize.
878
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,600
- Say hello to Violet.
- Hi, Violet.
879
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,300
- Hi, nice to meet you.
Who's this, Cheech?
- He's a writer.
880
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:34,300
- I'm a struggling writer.
- You wanna know what the problem
with your story is?
881
00:50:34,300 --> 00:50:38,400
- What's the problem?
Are you gonna do some more rewrites?
- Sit down. Take a load off your feet.
882
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:42,200
- Moe, go on. Come here. Get him a beer.
- Why not?
883
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,200
- [ Violet ] He's a writer?
- Yeah.
884
00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:47,600
- I didn't know you knew writers.
- Do me a favor. Shut up.
885
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,600
Don't tell me
to shut up.
886
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:52,000
All right,
number one.
887
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,300
See, I don't believe she loves
the guy right from the start.
888
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,900
She's too on, uh, top of him
all the time. That's not love.
889
00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:02,700
That's like keeping somebody in prison.
But if you changed it, right?
890
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,600
And she left him,
then she would feel so bad about it...
891
00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:09,600
- that she would have the
nervous breakdown and go nuts.
- [ Music Stops, Applause ]
892
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,400
- How ya doin', Cheech?
- Tulio, listen, I gotta see you later.
893
00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:15,900
- I wanna get down on the Cardinals
for the doubleheader, all right?
- You got it.
894
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:20,300
- Them birds look good.
- Teach your friend some manners
and get him outta here.
895
00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:22,800
- All right, so--
- You were-- You were talking about--
896
00:51:22,900 --> 00:51:25,500
Right, all right.
So, now...
897
00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:29,600
if the doctor feels what Sylvia's
feelin'-- That's her name, Sylvia.
898
00:51:29,700 --> 00:51:32,000
- There's a Sylvia in my neighborhood.
- Oh, yeah?
899
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,500
-Yeah. What was her name? Sylvia Pincus.
-Sylvia Pincus.
900
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:38,300
Sylvia Pincus. Big, fat Jewish broad,
had a little tiny husband.
901
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,300
She chopped him up with an ax and mailed
his pieces all over the country.
902
00:51:41,300 --> 00:51:43,700
I don't know what
she was tryin' to prove.
903
00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:45,700
That's disgusting. You gotta
tell that story in front of me?
904
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:47,400
- Relax.
- You know I got a weak stomach.
905
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,900
- You were tellin' me
about the play a minute ago.
- Don't interrupt me.
906
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,900
- You were sayin' about Sylvia?
- Right. So if the doctor feels
what Sylvia's feelin'--
907
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000
- Uh-huh.
- Know what I mean?
908
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,000
Yeah. She identifies
with her patient, a bit.
909
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,800
Right. This way when she gets jealous,
it makes sense.
910
00:52:01,900 --> 00:52:03,800
- Right.
- Uh-huh.
911
00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:06,700
There's gotta be a time when the
Lieutenant has it out with the doctor.
912
00:52:06,700 --> 00:52:08,700
Why isn't that in there?
913
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,900
You're talking about a whole
different direction for the play.
914
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,900
Definitely.
915
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,600
Think about it.
916
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:20,400
How would the audience know
Sylvia was feeling guilty? lf--
917
00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:22,600
Oh. I don't know.
918
00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:24,700
Wait a minute.
Yeah. Wait.
919
00:52:24,700 --> 00:52:28,700
You could work it out with maybe you--
you hear what she's thinkin'.
920
00:52:28,700 --> 00:52:31,600
-You mean she speaks her thoughts aloud?
-Sure, why not? It's a play anyhow.
921
00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:34,800
It don't have to be real,
but it'll be stronger.
922
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:38,600
You think about that.
And you, don't interrupt me no more.
923
00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:40,600
I'm sorry.
924
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:47,000
So how come you had so much
to say to that Valenti goon?
925
00:52:47,100 --> 00:52:49,600
No, nothing. I was just
thanking him for his ideas.
926
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:53,700
- What ideas? He only had
the one suggestion, didn't he?
- Yeah.
927
00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:56,700
- That was just it.
- So do you like your wallet?
928
00:52:56,700 --> 00:52:58,700
- What?
- The wallet.
929
00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:01,000
- Oh, yes, yes, it's terrific.
- Are you sure?
930
00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:04,600
Oh, it's very exciting. I love
leatherette. Always have loved it.
931
00:53:04,700 --> 00:53:07,000
Boy, are you loaded.
932
00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:09,100
- Yeah.
- Happy birthday.
933
00:53:09,100 --> 00:53:11,100
Thanks.
934
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:18,400
[ David ] September 24. I gave the cast
the rewrites. Everyone seemed pleased.
935
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,100
- [ Helen ] These are brilliant! Oh!
- [ Warner ] They are.
936
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,300
Now Sylvia's
not so passive.
937
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:27,400
She uses her wiles to trap
the Lieutenant, and that's
what causes her guilt!
938
00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:29,900
[ Warner ] The whole thing is motivated.
It drives on. Wonderful.
939
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,500
- [ Olive ] You mean I gotta
memorize all new lines?
- [ Helen ] They're wonderful!
940
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:37,800
- How did you come up
with such divine changes?
- They're not really mine--
941
00:53:37,900 --> 00:53:41,800
- Oh, no? Whose are they, God's?
- [ Laughing ]
942
00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:45,600
- Well, they are mine
in the sense that they're mine--
- Your modesty becomes you.
943
00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:47,800
But let's face it;
you are a major talent.
944
00:53:47,900 --> 00:53:50,000
A major new voice
in the theater.
945
00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:53,600
The word genius gets thrown around
so frequently in this business...
946
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,100
- but, darling, if the shoe fits--
- Congratulations.
947
00:53:56,100 --> 00:54:00,100
- It finally has balls.
- Now, if we can do something
about Act Ill...
948
00:54:00,100 --> 00:54:02,500
we got a big, fat hit
on our hands.
949
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:06,400
- [ Warner ] Three cheers
for the writer! Hip-hip--
- [ Cast ] Hooray!
950
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:09,700
[ David ] I stayed up all night
working on the third act.
951
00:54:09,700 --> 00:54:11,700
I admit it came rather hard...
952
00:54:11,700 --> 00:54:15,000
and before I handed in the pages,
I sent them over to Cheech to read.
953
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,800
He suggested I come down
to his office.
954
00:54:21,900 --> 00:54:24,500
- You missed the idea.
- I did?
955
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,100
Yeah, you did.
Plus, nobody talks like that.
956
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:30,700
- You got that problem.
You don't write like people talk.
- I take poetic license.
957
00:54:30,700 --> 00:54:35,400
Poetic license, bullshit.
People believe what they see
when the actors sound real.
958
00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:38,500
- Come here. Let me show you.
- What are you doing?
959
00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:40,500
- What does it look like I'm doin'?
- You're gonna write it?
960
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:44,800
What am l? A fuckin' idiot?
They taught me how to write in
school before I burned it down.
961
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:49,000
- You burned down your school?
- Yeah, it was Lincoln's birthday.
There was nobody there.
962
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,100
- If you actually write--
- Look, I know how people talk,
all right?
963
00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:54,100
Go shoot a rack,
and let me do this.
964
00:54:54,100 --> 00:54:56,900
But if you actually write it,
then I'm not--
965
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,500
- Don't worry about it.
I ain't gonna tell anybody.
- No?
966
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,500
No. I saw you playin' the big shot.
I know what it's all about.
967
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,000
Where I come from,
nobody squeals.
968
00:55:10,700 --> 00:55:12,900
Go shoot a rack.
969
00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:15,300
Stop starin' at me.
970
00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:19,500
[ Helen ] What dialogue!
This is better than O'Neill!
971
00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:21,000
Max Anderson
will never touch you!
972
00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:23,000
So you liked it.
973
00:55:23,100 --> 00:55:26,900
It's so full of passion!
It's so full of life!
974
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:31,000
- I hoped it would lift the story.
- What a difference between this
and your first draft.
975
00:55:31,100 --> 00:55:36,000
You hadn't found yourself yet. The idea
was there, but it hadn't crystallized.
976
00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:38,900
You needed to hear it
on its feet, and now this.
977
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,000
It's no longer tepid
and cerebral.
978
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,900
It's full of life!
It's full of passion!
979
00:55:45,900 --> 00:55:50,000
It reeks with humid sexuality!
It's carnivorous at last!
980
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:54,600
- You thought my first draft
was cerebral and tepid?
- Only the plot and dialogue.
981
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:58,700
- But this--
- Was-Was-Was there nothing
in the original draft...
982
00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:00,700
that you feel
is worth saving?
983
00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:04,000
The stage directions were lucid.
Best I've ever seen.
984
00:56:04,100 --> 00:56:06,700
- And the color of the binder.
Good choice.
- Thank you.
985
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,900
I always had a flare
for stage directions.
986
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:13,200
I went back and reread your
earlier plays. They suffered
from the same problem.
987
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,900
- [ Sighs ]
- Good ideas, but
too contrived, no real guts.
988
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,000
It's like you
finally happened.
989
00:56:19,100 --> 00:56:21,300
- Helen, I have a confession to make.
- Yes?
990
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,900
[ Inhales Deeply ]
991
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,300
- I--
- Don't speak!
992
00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:29,100
No, no, don't speak.
I know you wanna deprecate yourself.
993
00:56:29,100 --> 00:56:33,500
I know you do, but you're
going to take this town by storm.
994
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:39,900
I didn't...
995
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,900
realize what
an inspiration...
996
00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:46,200
you've been
to my writing.
997
00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:48,800
Oh, David.
998
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,100
Dear, dear David.
999
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,200
Pungent,
seething artist.
1000
00:56:54,300 --> 00:56:57,100
The cocoon
has opened.
1001
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,800
I would give my body freely to
the man who wrote those words.
1002
00:57:05,900 --> 00:57:09,900
Those glorious,
powerful words.
1003
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,900
- Helen--
- No, don't speak.
1004
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:15,300
- [ Mumbling ]
- Don't speak. Don't speak.
No. Silence. Silence.
1005
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,200
- Don't speak.
- [ Mumbles ] Please.
1006
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:25,100
[ David ] September 28.
The play is working much better now.
1007
00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:29,100
Helen has been getting on more
pleasantly with Eden, and I
believe she likes Mr. Woofles.
1008
00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:32,800
- [ Barking ]
- Back! Back! Back! Back!
1009
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:36,600
[ David ] Warner Purcell and Olive seem
to always be exchanging coy glances.
1010
00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:40,100
I don't know if it's my imagination, but
he seems to have put on a little weight.
1011
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:46,000
Perhaps the tension of our
upcoming Boston opening has
caused him to cheat on his diet.
1012
00:57:46,100 --> 00:57:48,300
[ David ] Can we go
from "God of our fathers"?
1013
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:54,200
Take it from
"God of our fathers."
1014
00:58:00,100 --> 00:58:05,400
[ Ellen ] Oh! God of our fathers,
help me! Help me!
1015
00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:09,800
I was thinkin' about
when Sylvia's in the crazy house--
1016
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:11,800
- Sanitarium.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1017
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:14,700
- She gets the D.T.s,
and she sees things.
- She hallucinates.
1018
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:18,400
- No, she sees things.
You know, like visions.
- Like what kind of visions?
1019
00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:22,800
- Like her dead husband,
and then they have that talk.
- The one in the third act?
1020
00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:26,200
That's right. She couldn't
face up to him when he was alive.
1021
00:58:26,300 --> 00:58:29,800
That's great. That's great.
That's great.
1022
00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:32,200
- It is great.
- Why didn't I think of that?
1023
00:58:33,300 --> 00:58:35,300
Joe,
gimme a beer.
1024
00:58:43,100 --> 00:58:46,200
That's great.
It's all great.
1025
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,200
What's the matter?
1026
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,400
Nothin'. I just gotta
take a break for a minute.
1027
00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:52,800
- You wanna take a break?
- Yeah.
1028
00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:56,800
- All right.
- Got a cramp.
1029
00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:58,900
[ Billiard Balls Clacking ]
1030
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,200
Man.
1031
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:05,400
[ Sighs ]
It's a nice-- nice spot.
1032
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:07,400
- Come here a long time.
- Yeah?
1033
00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:10,200
- Yeah.
- You from around here?
You live around here?
1034
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:13,500
- New York, born and raised.
West 45th Street.
- Mmm.
1035
00:59:16,300 --> 00:59:19,100
- Got a big family?
- No.
1036
00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:21,800
Got a sister who
lives in Jersey.
1037
00:59:21,900 --> 00:59:24,800
I had a brother,
but he got killed.
1038
00:59:24,900 --> 00:59:27,900
- I'm sorry.
- It's all right.
1039
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:32,700
He welshed on some Shylocks.
They took him out to Canarsie,
shot him through the head.
1040
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:34,800
Your brother?
1041
00:59:38,100 --> 00:59:41,100
How'd you get into
your line of work?
1042
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,100
- My line of work?
- Yeah.
1043
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:45,400
My father.
Was he tough.
1044
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:50,000
You ever think about
doin' anything else?
1045
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000
- Like what?
- Like writing.
1046
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000
- Writing.
- Yeah.
1047
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,500
- Come on, I've been collecting
for the Mob since I was 16.
- You have a huge gift.
1048
00:59:56,800 --> 01:00:01,200
- Yeah.
- No, I'm serious.
Really, it's-- it's uncanny.
1049
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:04,800
- I mean, your instincts.
Dramatic instincts.
- Listen to me.
1050
01:00:04,900 --> 01:00:07,900
- Your play was very good.
Your play was very good.
- Really enviable.
1051
01:00:07,900 --> 01:00:11,100
You just didn't use your head.
Sometimes people don't think.
1052
01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:15,100
Well, sure, for you
it's simple, you know?
1053
01:00:15,100 --> 01:00:20,100
To someone who can draw, it all seems
logical, but for someone who can't--
1054
01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:23,100
I studied playwriting
with every teacher. I read every book.
1055
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,100
Let me tell you about teachers.
I hate teachers.
1056
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:28,500
Those blue-haired bitches used to
whack us with rulers. Forget teachers.
1057
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:32,200
- There was a boy I knew when I was
growing up, and he played accordion.
- Yeah?
1058
01:00:32,300 --> 01:00:36,100
I loved accordion. And I practiced
and practiced, and I got fluent.
1059
01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:40,200
Yet he would squeeze one single note,
and the sound of it would make you cry.
1060
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:43,000
-I used to want to dance. You know that?
-Make you cry.
1061
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:47,300
- I mean it.
You ever see George Raft dance?
- Oh, yeah.
1062
01:00:54,300 --> 01:00:56,200
- So--
- What?
1063
01:00:56,300 --> 01:01:00,900
Mr. Marx says that you, uh, actually
rubbed a few people out. Is that true?
1064
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,500
- What is this, the third degree?
- Not at all.
1065
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,300
- Then why you sayin' that for?
- I'm just really--
1066
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,900
The truth is
I'm fascinated.
1067
01:01:08,900 --> 01:01:12,100
- I took care of a few guys.
- Why?
1068
01:01:12,100 --> 01:01:14,100
Why, why?
I don't know why.
1069
01:01:14,100 --> 01:01:17,100
They cheated Mr. V. They went back
on a debt. I'll tell you one thing.
1070
01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:20,100
I never rubbed out a guy
who didn't deserve it.
1071
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:28,200
Uh, so what does it actually
feel like when you actually...
1072
01:01:28,300 --> 01:01:30,400
- What?
- k-kill a man?
1073
01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:32,600
- It feels okay.
- It feels okay?
1074
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:35,900
- Yeah.
- Even the first time?
1075
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,000
First time?
First time was a punk in prison.
1076
01:01:39,100 --> 01:01:42,500
He squealed on me, and I stuck
an ice pick in his back.
1077
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:44,500
- An ice pick?
- An ice pick, yeah.
1078
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:48,900
Had to do it over and over, 40 times.
It was a mess. Forget about it.
1079
01:01:51,300 --> 01:01:54,900
[ Narrating ] October 1.
Helen Sinclair gave a party.
1080
01:01:54,900 --> 01:01:57,600
It was like being in a dream.
Maxwell Anderson was there...
1081
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:00,400
and George S. Kaufman
and Gertrude Lawrence.
1082
01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:04,100
[ Helen ] Darling, I want you to meet
my playwright, David Shayne.
1083
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:07,900
[ Lord Chafee ] Oh, you have
quite a find here, darling.
Word's all over the streets.
1084
01:02:07,900 --> 01:02:10,900
Oh, well, Helen's made me out to be
quite a hero. You're too kind.
1085
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,100
No, I'm not kind.
Helen will vouch for that.
1086
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:16,000
But I read your play,
and it's nothing short of marvelous.
1087
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,300
I let him read the rewrite,
not the eunuch version.
1088
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:23,000
- My tongue is hanging out to
present it on the London stage.
- London?
1089
01:02:23,100 --> 01:02:26,900
Look at his face, Helen. You're
going to be the toast of Broadway.
1090
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,000
Why not the West End, hmm?
1091
01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:32,500
-Well, I'm so glad you enjoyed the show.
-It was extraordinary.
1092
01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:35,100
What's this I hear
about Helen's latest? ls that true?
1093
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,600
- Oh, yes. He's creating
a vehicle for Helen for next season.
- Really?
1094
01:02:38,700 --> 01:02:42,500
It's a little idea she's wanted to
do for years. She plays Jesus' mother.
1095
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:44,500
- Oh!
- It's a whole Oedipal thing:
1096
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:48,000
He loves her, wants to do in the father.
Well, you can see the complications.
1097
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,000
- Of course.
- Of course, we're talking
to Ira Gershwin...
1098
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:54,500
about a modern musical version
of The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
1099
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:59,300
- Quasimodo Jones.
- Helen has such a-a-a-- a new vitality.
1100
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:03,400
- Even her face looks so smooth.
- I know. The monkey glands are working.
1101
01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:11,300
Can you leave
your purse here, or is it--
1102
01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:14,400
- Why did you close the door?
- I've wanted to be alone with you...
1103
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,500
since this
boring party began.
1104
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:20,600
This party, boring?
This party's magnificent! It's glorious!
1105
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:23,400
Make love to me.
1106
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,700
Here? Now?
1107
01:03:25,700 --> 01:03:30,300
- I see no reason to wait.
- Jerome Kern is on
the other side of the door.
1108
01:03:30,300 --> 01:03:32,700
Yes, he's a wonderful composer.
You'll have to meet him.
1109
01:03:32,700 --> 01:03:36,200
Now hang up your pants.
1110
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:39,400
I feel good today. You know, I went
to 34th Street. I got this new dress.
1111
01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:41,400
- You like it?
- It's very nice.
1112
01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:44,300
- Isn't it? I think we
should go dancin' tonight.
- We're gonna go dancin'.
1113
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,300
- I gotta take care of some business.
- Business now?
1114
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:49,400
- Oh, come on.
- I'll take you dancin' in
a minute. Just stay there.
1115
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,400
All right.
1116
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:02,400
- Hey, I wanna talk to you.
- Hi, Cheech! What are you doing here?
1117
01:04:02,500 --> 01:04:06,300
Listen, usually I wouldn't give you
no warning, but you're a good actor.
1118
01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:09,500
You're doin' a good job, and it'll
be a big problem if you're not around.
1119
01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:13,400
But I'm tellin' you right now:
lf you go near Nick Valenti's
girl one more time...
1120
01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:17,300
I'm gonna stick my gun in your mouth
and blow a hole in the top of your head.
1121
01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:21,000
- All right?
- Cheech, it's so funny how you've
misconstrued the situation.
1122
01:04:21,100 --> 01:04:24,400
Listen to me. I said don't give me
no shit now, you hear?
1123
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:26,700
- All right, all right.
- I know what's goin' on.
1124
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:28,700
- I understand, Mr. Cheech.
- You understand?
1125
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:32,100
- I do understand, yes.
- Next time I come back angry.
You hear what I said?
1126
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:35,100
- Yes, I understand.
- And next time you go near
her, you're a dead man.
1127
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:38,100
- Point taken. Thank you, thank you.
- Now get out of here.
1128
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:52,300
Mmm! Waiter!
Waiter.
1129
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:56,700
Could you bring me
some more potatoes, please?
And I'll have the pork loin now. Lovely.
1130
01:04:56,800 --> 01:05:00,300
Thank you.
Oh, and one more thing.
1131
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:05,300
I'll have the cheese platter
now as well. Yes, and could you
save me the Nesselrode pie?
1132
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:07,300
Lovely.
Thank you.
1133
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:12,500
[ Narrating ] October 12.
We opened in Boston.
1134
01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:15,200
Ellen came up for it.
Mr. Valenti was there.
1135
01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:18,500
It went well, although my heart's
in my mouth every time Olive speaks.
1136
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:23,300
Don't tell me you still think
the world revolves around--
1137
01:05:23,300 --> 01:05:25,700
- [ Whispering ] "You"!
- You.
1138
01:05:25,700 --> 01:05:28,700
I saw Max Gordon in the lobby.
He loved it!
1139
01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:32,800
- [ General Chatter ]
- David, did you know
that I have a train to catch?
1140
01:05:32,900 --> 01:05:37,200
- Hey, Dave, how was l?
- Wonderful. You finished
that whole speech this time.
1141
01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:39,300
- Yeah, I did, didn't l?
- And much improved.
1142
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:43,400
You know, Olive was good.
She still needs work, but--
Hey, Charlie, how are ya?
1143
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:45,400
[ David ] The first act seems
to be working well.
1144
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:50,200
- I got some flowers for ya.
- Oh, a hundred orchids!
They could only be from Billy Rose.
1145
01:05:50,300 --> 01:05:54,500
Yes. They are! They're from Billy.
Oh, they're beautiful.
1146
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:57,300
And you!
Oh! Fabulous.
1147
01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:00,900
Oh, thank you so much.
So sweet of you. [ Kissing ]
1148
01:06:01,100 --> 01:06:04,700
Listen, let me go and get changed, and
then I'll meet you at the Lobster Grill.
1149
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:07,500
Could you order me
the shore dinner as an appetizer?
1150
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:09,600
And I'll have roast beef
as the main course.
1151
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:13,500
- How come you didn't
call me over the weekend?
- Oh, you were great.
1152
01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:16,200
- I was busy, my dear. I'm busy now.
- Oh, really?
1153
01:06:16,300 --> 01:06:19,300
- Excuse me. Could I just
have a word with you?
- No, my friends are up from town.
1154
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:23,400
- We're just going to eat,
and I've got to get changed.
- You don't mind if we talk.
1155
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:25,500
- We'll wait for you.
- We'll just be a second.
1156
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:30,200
- Oh, well, I'll be with you
in two seconds.
- Bye.
1157
01:06:30,300 --> 01:06:35,800
- I can't be here. I mustn't--
- When I saw you on stage,
doing that big speech...
1158
01:06:35,900 --> 01:06:39,900
- Olive, I'm very tempted.
You're a gorgeous girl.
- you were so, so sexy.
1159
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:43,200
- I mustn't be seen with you.
- What the hell is this?
A corset? Get it off.
1160
01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:45,700
- Don't!
- What, what, what?
What are you so nervous about?
1161
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:49,800
- I can't be seen with you.
He threatened to kill me.
- Who threatened to kill you?
1162
01:06:49,900 --> 01:06:53,700
- Cheech.
- Cheech threatened to kill you?
1163
01:06:53,700 --> 01:06:56,700
Well, how do ya like that?
He finally got wise.
1164
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:59,900
You know what? I wouldn't let it
worry you if I were you.
1165
01:06:59,900 --> 01:07:03,600
You're not the type to let some
strong-arm gorilla push you around.
1166
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:07,600
Olive, essentially, I'm an actor. I take
on certain roles that require of me--
1167
01:07:07,700 --> 01:07:11,600
You weren't just an actor
when you were taking my underwear off.
You were a big shot.
1168
01:07:11,700 --> 01:07:15,700
You were sayin' to me,
"Olive, I have big plans for you.
I want you to star with me.
1169
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:18,500
- Stop it. Listen, Olive--
- I make my own rules.
1170
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:20,700
All this is true,
but we must be realistic.
1171
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:25,500
- Realistic?
- God, I'm starving!
Do you have a sticky bun or--
1172
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:28,300
[ Knock At Door ]
Open up. It's me, Nick.
1173
01:07:28,300 --> 01:07:30,600
Nick?
Nick Valenti?
1174
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:35,700
- I'm dressing.
- Ah, c'mon. I ain't gonna see
noplace I ain't been before.
1175
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:39,400
- [ Knocking ]
- I'm coming, I'm coming.
Hold your water.
1176
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:43,200
- Hi, baby.
- Ah, there you are.
1177
01:07:43,300 --> 01:07:46,000
- You were swell in
the show tonight, Olive.
- Well, thank you.
1178
01:07:46,300 --> 01:07:48,000
- I thought so. Wasn't she, boys?
- Oh, yeah.
1179
01:07:48,300 --> 01:07:50,600
- What a thrill.
- Come on. Get yourself dressed.
1180
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:54,500
- We got time to grab a drink
before I drive back to New York.
- Well, I don't know.
1181
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:57,500
- Not tonight, Nickie.
I'm a little bit tired.
- Come on, come on.
1182
01:07:57,600 --> 01:07:59,700
You been puttin' me off
for weeks now.
1183
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:03,400
- I'm a little bit tired.
- Since when you too tired
to shovel in a little booze?
1184
01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:06,500
What a marvelous audience. I thought
the show went quite well, don't you?
1185
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:11,400
Oh, excuse me, Mr. Valenti.
Darling, could you give me that
cue a little quicker in Act ll?
1186
01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:14,600
You know the one where your character
is quoting Hamlet?
1187
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:17,800
Oh, well, you know, it's hard,
'cause I always forget the second part.
1188
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:21,300
Yes, I know.
It's "or not to be." Okay?
1189
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:24,700
Because I can't come in until you
finish your line, and I go "ooh."
1190
01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:28,000
- To be--
- Or not to be.
1191
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,300
That's the way it goes. You're tired.
You're not taking it in.
1192
01:08:31,300 --> 01:08:34,700
[ Laughing ] And did you notice the
way the audience applauded your exit?
1193
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:38,500
It'll go better next time if you
make it through the doorway
and not the upstage wall.
1194
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:40,500
- [ Barking ]
- Oh!
1195
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,300
[ Olive ]
Get the pooch outta here.
1196
01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:47,400
[ Eden ] Mr. Woofles.
Oh, he smells something.
1197
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:51,500
- You got somebody in there?
- Yeah, right, I got somebody in there.
1198
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:54,500
- Here, pooch, take a hike.
- Come on, darling. Protecting Mommy.
1199
01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:57,100
- Bye-bye, bye-bye.
- What's he barkin' at?
1200
01:08:57,300 --> 01:09:00,400
- I think you were talkin'
about the broad.
- All right, party's over.
1201
01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:02,800
Come on, guys. Get outta here.
I gotta change.
1202
01:09:02,900 --> 01:09:05,700
Nickie, you too.
One drink, all right? Let me change.
1203
01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:08,600
- So who's this Hamlet guy?
- Come on. Outta here.
1204
01:09:08,700 --> 01:09:10,800
- Go on, go on.
- Does he live around here?
1205
01:09:10,900 --> 01:09:14,300
Hamlet. That's really
funny, honey. Bye.
1206
01:09:14,300 --> 01:09:16,400
[ Whispering ]
Go on! Get outta here. They're gone.
1207
01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:19,100
Go on! Get outta here. They're gone.
Get outta here. Go on, go on.
1208
01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:22,600
No, no, no! Not that way.
The window, the window.
1209
01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:24,800
Go on. The window.
1210
01:09:24,900 --> 01:09:27,700
I'll be out
in a minute, Nick.
1211
01:09:34,100 --> 01:09:37,400
-Oh, my goodness. Warner! Hello, Warner.
-It was a lovely performance.
1212
01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:41,000
- Oh, thank you very much.
That's sweet of you.
- We enjoyed it so much.
1213
01:09:41,100 --> 01:09:43,800
- Oh, yes, well, did you like the play?
- I loved the play.
1214
01:09:43,900 --> 01:09:46,700
- It's a smashing part.
- The second act was wonderful.
1215
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:49,500
- Beautiful scene.
- It's lovely working
with Helen, of course.
1216
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,700
- She's so good. She's just lovely.
- She just carries one through.
1217
01:09:52,700 --> 01:09:54,800
Could you possibly
give me an autograph?
1218
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:58,500
- I-l'd love to.
I don't have a pen on me.
- Oh, you don't?
1219
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:02,700
It's her. That's what it is. I can't
keep turnin' a blind eye. It's Olive.
1220
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,800
She's better than
when we started.
1221
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:08,500
- Sure, she's better.
That don't mean she's good enough.
- Well, I mean, you know--
1222
01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:10,800
- This is something
that just bothers you.
- Yeah.
1223
01:10:10,900 --> 01:10:14,900
- The critics-- Her notices were decent.
- Decent ain't good enough.
1224
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:20,800
- She's killin' my words.
- Your words? Okay, she's
weaker, but it doesn't matter.
1225
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:24,400
- Weak? I think she's doin'
more damage than you think.
- What am I gonna do, fire her?
1226
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:26,500
- I can't have her ruinin' my show.
- Your show?
1227
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:29,900
- What are you talkin' about?
- All right, our show.
1228
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,900
- I put a lot into this.
It could be perfect.
- Yeah, so did I...
1229
01:10:32,900 --> 01:10:34,900
but there's concessions
we have to make.
1230
01:10:34,900 --> 01:10:37,900
- The show's a hit.
- She's not the best we could do
for the part.
1231
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:41,600
- There's plenty other girls around.
- What are we gonna do, Cheech?
1232
01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:44,400
She throws the whole thing
out of whack. Can't you see it?
1233
01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:46,800
- The audience doesn't
know the difference.
- Oh, they know.
1234
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,700
- They do not know.
- They don't know how to say it,
but they know.
1235
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:53,500
Every time I hear that voice,
it's like a knife in my fuckin' heart.
She can't act!
1236
01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:55,500
- You listening to me?
- Cheech, take a shower.
1237
01:10:55,500 --> 01:10:58,900
She makes stuff not work. Stuff
she ain't even in comes out twisted.
1238
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:02,700
- I can't fire her! You know this!
- Don't yell at me.
1239
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:05,400
I am not yelling at you,
but you are too close to this.
1240
01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:07,200
Leave me alone.
I got a fuckin' headache.
1241
01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:09,600
- Leave me alone. I got a headache.
- You're being temperamental.
1242
01:11:09,700 --> 01:11:11,700
Very temperamental!
1243
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:13,900
[ Narrating ]
Fate acts in strange ways.
1244
01:11:13,900 --> 01:11:17,600
Everyone seems to be
feeling the pressure of
our upcoming New York opening.
1245
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:22,100
Yesterday, Warner got into a
fight with Eden, and the results
proved Cheech right yet again.
1246
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:25,900
There you are. Mr. Purcell,
you have been stealing our
dog yummies and eating them.
1247
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,200
Absolutely not.
That's an outrageous suggestion.
1248
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:31,000
- Then let me see in your pockets.
- Would I eat dog food?
1249
01:11:31,100 --> 01:11:34,600
You'd eat anything that didn't eat
you first, you big fat pot of helium.
1250
01:11:34,700 --> 01:11:37,400
- This is the sort of food I eat:
prime loin chop.
- Let me see.
1251
01:11:37,500 --> 01:11:41,100
I do not steal from animals. Get out
of my trousers, you horrid woman.
1252
01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:43,600
Look!
Oh, thief, thief, thief!
1253
01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:46,000
It was you that drank
her saucer of milk yesterday.
1254
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:49,700
Ow! Ow!
You fat hunk of blubber!
1255
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:53,700
- She pushed me!
- Ow, my hand! That's 'cause
you were stealin' her dog food.
1256
01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:57,500
Somebody ought to stick
a harpoon in you, you big whale.
1257
01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:00,200
- Ow.
- I can get you a doctor.
I can get you a doctor.
1258
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:02,200
I guess this means
you'll miss the matinee.
1259
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:05,000
It's okay with me.
One show a day is plenty.
1260
01:12:05,100 --> 01:12:07,600
To think I didn't
believe you at first, you dear--
1261
01:12:07,700 --> 01:12:12,500
I think I can say this in the company
of-- in the company of all of you.
1262
01:12:12,500 --> 01:12:17,700
That a woman of your age
should have leapt past the realm
of such acute narcissism.
1263
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:28,800
- What a difference with
a real actress saying those lines!
- All right.
1264
01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:32,100
- The whole play came to life!
- Listen to me.
1265
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:36,800
Don't get carried away.
Don't get any ideas. Olive is going on.
1266
01:12:36,900 --> 01:12:40,900
We can get all the backing
we need without Nick Valenti.
Our notices are wonderful.
1267
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:43,700
- People are standing--
- It's not the money. I told ya that.
1268
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:47,800
We dump Olive, you, me,
even the dog will wind up
at the bottom of the Hudson.
1269
01:12:47,900 --> 01:12:52,200
It won't take that long.
He'll kill us here in Boston.
We'll be at the bottom of the Charles.
1270
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:55,500
He was right. She wrecks the whole play.
He noticed that.
1271
01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:59,900
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. It's just that
she affects the whole play.
1272
01:13:01,300 --> 01:13:04,300
- [ David ] You were wonderful.
- Yes, yes. Wonderful.
1273
01:13:04,300 --> 01:13:07,000
- [ Eden ] Have you seen
Deliah with my robe?
- Yes, she's coming.
1274
01:13:07,100 --> 01:13:09,800
- Listen.
- [ Sighing ]
1275
01:13:09,900 --> 01:13:13,300
- One thing you don't do
is welsh on Nick Valenti.
- On Nick Valenti.
1276
01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:16,600
- In future productions,
we can hire somebody else.
- Shh-shh!
1277
01:13:16,700 --> 01:13:20,100
We can hire somebody else, but if she's
okay to open in New York, she opens.
1278
01:13:20,100 --> 01:13:23,200
- I mean, the play must go on.
I'll do anything--
- She affected the whole thing.
1279
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,800
[ Helen ] I can't tell you
how many times I've seen it.
1280
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:36,800
A show comes into Boston...
1281
01:13:36,900 --> 01:13:41,800
crippled, limping, struggling, gasping
for air, trying to find its own life...
1282
01:13:41,900 --> 01:13:46,800
and then, somewhere along the line,
a miracle occurs.
1283
01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:48,900
A work of art is born.
1284
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:52,700
- It's amazing how much better the show
is working with Olive's understudy.
- Mmm, Olive.
1285
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:54,800
- The thing's breathing and living.
- Yes, it's true.
1286
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:58,400
She's drab, but it's still
going to be a fine, fat hit.
1287
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:01,000
- Mmm.
- Here's to your future...
1288
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:04,100
as the new white knight
of the Great White Way.
1289
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:09,800
- Cheers.
- [ Coughing ]
1290
01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:14,000
- What is this stuff?
- Paint remover. You can cut
it with a little club soda.
1291
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,000
- Oh, it's very smooth.
- Yes.
1292
01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:19,400
See the little towns go by?
1293
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:25,300
Helen, when I get back to New York,
I'm gonna tell Ellen about us.
1294
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:27,800
- Oh, David!
- No, I've decided.
1295
01:14:27,900 --> 01:14:30,800
- Oh, are you sure?
- You know how I feel about you.
1296
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:35,400
Oh, David, you must be gentle.
I-I-I've been hurt so many times before.
1297
01:14:35,700 --> 01:14:38,300
I know.
I know.
1298
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:41,300
You stand on the brink
of greatness.
1299
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:46,800
The world will open to you like an
oyster. No. No, not like an oyster.
1300
01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:50,200
The world will open to you
like a magnificent vagina.
1301
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,100
You okay?
You look a little flushed.
1302
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:58,700
- I've just had a little too much--
- Is it something I said?
1303
01:14:58,700 --> 01:15:01,300
- No, just the paint remover.
- Oh.
1304
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:03,300
[ Sighs ]
1305
01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:07,700
Have you ever thought about
whether, when you fall in love...
1306
01:15:07,700 --> 01:15:10,900
do you fall in love with
the artist or the man?
1307
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:15,100
What a strange question.
1308
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:17,100
Yes, it is strange, but--
1309
01:15:18,900 --> 01:15:23,800
I'm in love with you, Helen. I am, and
the time has come for me to act on it.
1310
01:15:23,900 --> 01:15:26,900
Oh, the train
is moving so fast.
1311
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:30,400
Oh, David, it's so fast.
Oh, hold me!
1312
01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:33,400
- Oh, hold me. No, no, don't speak.
- Helen, I love you.
1313
01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:36,200
Don't speak.
B-- Uh, please, don't speak.
1314
01:15:36,300 --> 01:15:39,100
- Don't speak. No. Don't speak.
- [ Muffled ]
1315
01:15:39,100 --> 01:15:41,100
No, please.
1316
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:45,700
- Are you having an affair
with Helen Sinclair?
- What? No!
1317
01:15:45,700 --> 01:15:47,700
- Don't lie to me.
- What are you talking about?
1318
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:51,100
You two are in every gossip column in
town. You were all over Boston together.
1319
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:53,100
- You know those columns.
- All those late nights.
1320
01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:55,200
- I was working!
- What about this?
1321
01:15:55,300 --> 01:15:59,000
- That's a cigarette case I found.
I don't know where I found it.
- "To Helen from Cole.
1322
01:15:59,100 --> 01:16:02,300
- Let's do it.
- I remember now. I admired it,
and she gave it to me.
1323
01:16:02,300 --> 01:16:05,300
-Why didn't you tell me?
-Because there's nothing to tell, Ellen.
1324
01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:09,800
Now that you're on the eve
of success, you want to dump me
and go off with Helen Sinclair.
1325
01:16:09,900 --> 01:16:12,900
- That is ri-- That is ridiculous.
- Are you sure?
1326
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:15,200
You know how crazy
you sound right now?
1327
01:16:15,300 --> 01:16:18,800
- You never encouraged me
to stay in Boston.
- I was submerged in my work.
1328
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:21,900
The play's in trouble.
I'm working.
1329
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,100
Hey, it's me.
It's David.
1330
01:16:24,100 --> 01:16:26,400
You know?
David? Okay?
1331
01:16:28,300 --> 01:16:30,800
What an imagination
on this girl.
1332
01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:36,000
[ David ] Listen, Flender,
I'm completely mixed up.
1333
01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:39,400
Ellen, Ellen. I love Ellen.
She's been with me the whole time.
1334
01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:42,000
Stuck by me. I knew she'd
be happier back in Pittsburgh.
1335
01:16:42,100 --> 01:16:44,100
- We've had a great relationship.
- Right.
1336
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:47,300
- I love her dearly. And yet--
- Yeah. Yes. Get to the point.
1337
01:16:47,300 --> 01:16:50,500
What is the problem here? It's always
been clear that you've loved Ellen.
1338
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:54,300
I've become involved with
Helen Sinclair, and I feel terrible.
1339
01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:59,300
But I can't help myself.
She's so charismatic, and
she's brilliant and beautiful.
1340
01:16:59,300 --> 01:17:02,400
I mean, a real artist, and--
and we speak the same language.
1341
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:04,500
- You're wracked with guilt.
- I'm wracked with guilt.
1342
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:07,500
- You're wracked with guilt.
You are wracked with guilt.
- I don't know whether--
1343
01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:12,000
- I can't sleep.
- Guilt is petit bourgeois crap.
1344
01:17:12,100 --> 01:17:15,900
- An artist creates
his own moral universe.
- I know that. I know--
1345
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:19,900
Well? What is the problem then?
I'm gonna give you some advice.
1346
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:24,300
The same advice that was
given to me many years ago when
I had a very similar dilemma.
1347
01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:26,500
- Similar to mine. To--
- Yes. Yes.
1348
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,500
What did you do?
What?
1349
01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:31,300
You gotta do
what you gotta do.
1350
01:17:34,100 --> 01:17:39,200
##
1351
01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:41,500
Hot ginger and dynamite
1352
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:43,500
There's nothing
but that at night
1353
01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:45,600
Back in Nagasaki where
the fellas chew tobaccy
1354
01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:48,100
And the women
wicky wacky woo
1355
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,900
- The way they can entertain
- [ Nick ] She's great in the show, huh?
1356
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,900
- Would hurry a hurricane
- [ Marx ] Oh, the best.
1357
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:55,100
- Back in Nagasaki
- She'll take Broadway by storm.
1358
01:17:55,100 --> 01:17:59,200
- And the women wicky wacky woo#
- The part is modest. Still--
1359
01:17:59,300 --> 01:18:03,200
Listen, when she gets here, tell her
you're gonna give her some new lines.
1360
01:18:03,300 --> 01:18:06,000
- You know, like we discussed.
- Yeah.
1361
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:09,400
Let me level with you, Mr. V.
Do you mind if I call you Nick?
1362
01:18:09,500 --> 01:18:12,500
You see, Nick, you don't
fiddle with a winning show.
1363
01:18:12,500 --> 01:18:15,400
Every script reaches a point where,
in the professional judgment...
1364
01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:17,900
of the producer, the director,
you're finished.
1365
01:18:17,900 --> 01:18:20,300
You can't distort the plot.
[ Chuckles ]
1366
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:24,100
Now, we're about ready to open.
Changes could be harmful.
1367
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:26,200
No, the show is
basically frozen.
1368
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:31,100
- Let's avoid confusion.
- Sure.
1369
01:18:31,100 --> 01:18:33,100
She'll get some new
fuckin' lines...
1370
01:18:33,100 --> 01:18:36,100
or I'll nail your kneecaps
to the dance floor.
1371
01:18:38,500 --> 01:18:42,000
Imagine that director telling me
I'm overacting in the first scene...
1372
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,200
and I don't know
what I'm saying.
1373
01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:48,000
You know what I'm doing, Cheech, is,
I'm working on a superior laugh. Like:
1374
01:18:48,100 --> 01:18:51,400
Ha-ha-ha. Hee-hee-hee.
[ Chuckles ]
1375
01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:56,200
I wanna throw that in when
Sylvia threatens to leave,
and then I burst into tears.
1376
01:18:56,300 --> 01:19:01,100
Well, you know, he says no,
but what the hell kind of dull
show is he putting on anyway?
1377
01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:04,600
- I don't know.
- Where we goin'? I thought
we were gonna go meet Nick.
1378
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:07,200
[ Cheech ]
We have to go pick up Nick.
1379
01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:11,000
We're gonna pick up Nick? You never
said nothin' about picking him up.
1380
01:19:11,100 --> 01:19:14,400
- We just gotta meet him--
- I thought we were gonna
meet him at the club.
1381
01:19:22,300 --> 01:19:27,000
How come I have to wear those
dowdy, brown, ugly dresses?
I don't understand--
1382
01:19:27,100 --> 01:19:30,300
What are we doin' here?
I thought we were goin' to see Nick.
1383
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:32,400
Yeah, we are.
Nick's got a surprise for ya.
1384
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:35,000
- Nick's got a surprise for me?
- Yeah, come on.
1385
01:19:35,100 --> 01:19:39,100
Come with me. You're gonna really like
it. This cost Nick a lot of dough to--
1386
01:19:39,100 --> 01:19:43,000
- To do this for you. Come on.
- I don't-- I don't like this.
1387
01:19:43,100 --> 01:19:47,300
I don't like this, Cheech.
I can't understand why Nick has
a surprise for me in a warehouse.
1388
01:19:47,300 --> 01:19:49,400
He's not treatin' me
like a lady.
1389
01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:53,400
-He's got a moonlight cruise.
-A moonlight cruise? I don't understand.
1390
01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:56,000
- Just walk right over there.
Go ahead. He's over there.
- I don't--
1391
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,500
- Just walk over there. Olive!
- Nickie?
1392
01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:02,200
- What?
- I think you should know this.
You're a horrible actress.
1393
01:20:02,300 --> 01:20:04,700
[ Screaming ]
1394
01:20:04,700 --> 01:20:06,600
- [ Water Splashing ]
- Everyone's in love
1395
01:20:06,700 --> 01:20:11,400
- Up a lazy river
- Thank God I don't have to hear
that voice anymore.
1396
01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:13,500
Up a lazy river
1397
01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:17,000
-[ Chattering ]
-[ David ] October 25. We open tomorrow.
1398
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:19,200
Olive did not show up
for the run-through today.
1399
01:20:19,300 --> 01:20:21,200
We tried calling her,
but there was no answer.
1400
01:20:21,300 --> 01:20:24,500
It's possible her understudy might
have to do tomorrow's show.
1401
01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:27,500
- Listen to this.
The whole thing's comin' to life.
- Yeah.
1402
01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:32,000
- Maybe Olive's got stage fright.
Maybe she won't show.
- Not Olive.
1403
01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:34,600
That dame doesn't have
a nerve in her body.
1404
01:20:34,700 --> 01:20:37,700
I don't think her spinal cord
touches her brain.
1405
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:40,600
- Oh, God. Listen to this.
- Yeah.
1406
01:20:40,700 --> 01:20:43,700
It's wonderful. Where's Cheech?
He'd know where she is.
1407
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:47,500
- He didn't come around.
- Look, I'm in love with the understudy.
1408
01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:50,100
- [ Chuckling ]
- It's so natural. It's--
1409
01:20:50,100 --> 01:20:52,100
- Julian?
- Yeah?
1410
01:20:52,100 --> 01:20:54,600
- Did you hear about Olive?
- Oh, what now?
1411
01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:56,600
She got bumped off.
1412
01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:00,800
- What?
- Out at the docks.
1413
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:03,300
A gangland hit.
1414
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:06,400
- [ Door Slamming ]
- I wanna talk to you.
1415
01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:08,600
- Me?
- Yeah, you.
1416
01:21:08,700 --> 01:21:11,100
Hey, Joe.
Get lost for a while.
1417
01:21:11,100 --> 01:21:13,600
How could you?
How could you!
1418
01:21:13,700 --> 01:21:15,700
- Nobody's gonna ruin my play.
- Oh-- Your play?
1419
01:21:15,700 --> 01:21:18,600
- That's the second time
you called it your play.
- All right, our play.
1420
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:22,200
- Didn't it cut you up inside
to hear her say it? Huh?
- We would've survived it!
1421
01:21:22,300 --> 01:21:25,700
Survived it? ls that what you want? When
we had a great thing, a thing of beauty?
1422
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:28,200
But, Cheech! To...
[ Whispering ] ...kill her!
1423
01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:30,800
- She was a tramp.
- It's a free country.
1424
01:21:31,100 --> 01:21:33,400
- Then leave me alone.
- No, I will not leave you alone.
1425
01:21:33,500 --> 01:21:37,800
Didn't anybody ever teach you that
it's morally wrong, that it's a sin to--
1426
01:21:37,900 --> 01:21:39,800
Who am I talking to?
Jesus Christ!
1427
01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:42,800
- The part works better
with the understudy.
- That's not the point.
1428
01:21:42,900 --> 01:21:46,100
Let me see if I can explain this
to you in a way you'll understand.
1429
01:21:46,100 --> 01:21:49,100
Let's say she was ruining
the play-- which she was not.
She was diminishing it.
1430
01:21:49,100 --> 01:21:51,900
- She was ruining it.
- Let's say she was ruining the play.
1431
01:21:52,100 --> 01:21:54,800
- Does that mean
that she deserves to die?
- There was no way to fire her.
1432
01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:58,400
- What kind of inhuman monster are you?
- I think you'd better leave.
1433
01:21:58,500 --> 01:22:00,800
I don't think I will.
I think I'd better stay.
1434
01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:04,200
- You should be thanking me.
We're both in this together.
- No, we're not.
1435
01:22:04,300 --> 01:22:08,400
I didn't want her dead. See?
You understand what I'm saying?
I'm not in anything.
1436
01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:12,400
- You choose her over the show?
- Of course I do! Yes!
1437
01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:16,100
You think it's right some
tootsie walks in and messes up
a beautiful thing like this?
1438
01:22:16,100 --> 01:22:18,800
- I wanted a great play
as much as you did.
- No, not as much.
1439
01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:21,300
- But you don't kill for it!
- Yeah? Who says?
1440
01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:24,800
My father used to listen to the opera.
He loved the opera. But if a guy stunk--
1441
01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:27,600
- What, he killed him?
- One time, in Palermo.
1442
01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:35,500
I'm an artist too, not great
like you, but you know what?
First I'm a human being.
1443
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:39,100
- I'm a decent, moral human being.
- What are you doin' with
Helen Sinclair then?
1444
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:42,400
- What has that got to do
with it? How did you know?
- Everybody in town knows.
1445
01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:44,900
Except maybe your girlfriend.
Who you think you're foolin'?
1446
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:48,600
I might not be perfect, but you're
a killer! You're a degenerate animal!
1447
01:22:48,700 --> 01:22:51,800
You're a murderer! You b--
You belong in the electric chair!
1448
01:22:51,900 --> 01:22:54,500
Listen to me, you.
You listen to me.
1449
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:57,900
Nobody, nobody is gonna
ruin my work, you hear me?
1450
01:22:58,100 --> 01:22:59,900
Nobody, huh?
1451
01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:13,300
I've fallen in love
with Helen Sinclair...
1452
01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:17,300
and I lied to you about it
the other day, which I'm sure
that you probably knew.
1453
01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:20,700
I want to let you know I didn't mean
for this to happen. It just happened.
1454
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:22,700
I'm not surprised.
She is extraordinary.
1455
01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:25,900
- So are you. It's me
that's all screwed up.
- I have a confession to make.
1456
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:29,800
You knew the whole time,
but you were too damn decent
to confront me while I was--
1457
01:23:29,900 --> 01:23:32,900
No, I've been seeing
Sheldon Flender.
1458
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,900
- Pa-Pa-Pardon me?
- We've been having an affair.
1459
01:23:35,900 --> 01:23:39,700
- Did you say Sheldon Flender?
- Yes, he's been in love
with me for a long time.
1460
01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:42,800
Do you know his theory that art
is relational, that it requires two--
1461
01:23:42,900 --> 01:23:44,800
the artist
and the audience?
1462
01:23:44,900 --> 01:23:46,900
- He feels that way about sex too.
- About-- About sex?
1463
01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:50,200
Yes, between the two right people,
it can become an art form.
1464
01:23:50,300 --> 01:23:54,400
Are you saying that you and
Flender have raised intercourse
to the level of an art form?
1465
01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:56,500
Not just intercourse.
Foreplay too.
1466
01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:59,200
- My friend, the unproduced playwright?
- He's been after me a long time.
1467
01:23:59,300 --> 01:24:03,500
You never seem to want to get married,
and so, one night we went out,
had a few drinks...
1468
01:24:03,600 --> 01:24:06,900
and started discussing art
and literature and Freud and Nietzsche.
1469
01:24:06,900 --> 01:24:09,800
And in order to illustrate
a point on Greek etymology...
1470
01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:11,800
I noticed he'd
unbuttoned his fly--
1471
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:15,200
No, no, no, no! Please, please!
I don't need to hear any more.
1472
01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:18,600
But he's a major talent. You've
said so yourself a million times.
1473
01:24:18,700 --> 01:24:22,700
With an intellect that big, you tend
to create your own moral universe.
1474
01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:41,300
[ Knocking ]
1475
01:24:44,900 --> 01:24:47,600
- I just wanted to wish you good luck.
- Oh, darling.
1476
01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:50,800
You look pale.
No, no, not to worry.
1477
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:55,500
Soon this town will belong to you.
We're having dinner Sunday night
with Gene O'Neill.
1478
01:24:55,500 --> 01:24:59,500
He's heard that your writing
is morbid and depressing.
He's dying to meet you.
1479
01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:01,600
- Oh, here's that brush.
- I know you'll be terrific tonight.
1480
01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:04,900
Oh! They're your words.
1481
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:07,100
I'm just a vessel.
1482
01:25:07,300 --> 01:25:10,000
You fill me.
1483
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:13,500
And this? This is
just the beginning.
1484
01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:18,500
I've been discussing all kinds of new
ideas for vehicles for me with my agent.
1485
01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:21,600
There's a variety of women
I can play. As you get to know me...
1486
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:24,300
you'll see there's no limit
to my range.
1487
01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:27,600
They say that I can
still play late twenties...
1488
01:25:27,700 --> 01:25:31,000
but I say no, no,
thirty tops.
1489
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:33,800
We'll go to my house
in the Vineyard. It's quiet there.
1490
01:25:33,900 --> 01:25:36,400
You can write.
I'll bring you coffee.
1491
01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:39,000
Listen, you better go.
I-I-It's 15 minutes to curtain.
1492
01:25:39,100 --> 01:25:41,600
I still haven't done
my breathing exercises yet.
1493
01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:44,800
Y-Y-You-- Fate.
Fate has thrown us together.
1494
01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:48,700
Merde.
1495
01:25:49,800 --> 01:25:51,800
[ Gasps, Sighs ]
1496
01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:55,400
[ Gasps, Sighs ]
1497
01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:59,500
[ Dramatic Panting ]
1498
01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:07,400
Take him.
Take him!
1499
01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:10,900
Let him leave me bereft,
without a penny. Go ahead. Take him.
1500
01:26:10,900 --> 01:26:14,500
But don't think it'll last forever.
The same thing'll happen to you.
1501
01:26:14,500 --> 01:26:18,500
Sylvia, I don't know
why you're so unhappy.
1502
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:20,800
- Why you're such
a deeply unhappy person...
- Oh, God!
1503
01:26:20,900 --> 01:26:23,800
- but I want you to know that--
- Because you're taking my husband...
1504
01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:27,100
my life, the very core
of my being, you stupid idiot!
1505
01:26:27,400 --> 01:26:29,800
- I didn't ever mean to hurt you. I--
- [ Footsteps ]
1506
01:26:29,900 --> 01:26:32,900
Oh, Edgar.
1507
01:26:32,900 --> 01:26:35,700
- I've just been speaking
with Dr. Philips.
- Yes.
1508
01:26:35,700 --> 01:26:40,700
Her explicit instructions are
that we, none of us,
leave the premises as of today.
1509
01:26:40,800 --> 01:26:43,200
- [ Horse Neighing ]
- [ Nick ] How's she workin'?
1510
01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:45,200
[ Man ]
Good. Good, boss.
1511
01:26:47,100 --> 01:26:49,100
Out this morning.
1512
01:26:50,500 --> 01:26:53,600
- Cheech.
- What's up, Mr. V.?
1513
01:26:53,700 --> 01:26:58,100
Uh, nothin'.
I just wanted to talk.
1514
01:26:58,100 --> 01:27:00,100
- Yeah?
- I'm a little sad these days.
1515
01:27:00,100 --> 01:27:03,000
- Sure. Yeah.
- You know how it is.
1516
01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:11,700
Curtain's gone up already.
Poor kid.
1517
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:14,900
Would've been a star,
don't you think?
1518
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:18,900
Yeah. It's all right.
We'll take care of those Kustabeck guys.
1519
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:22,800
- I wonder if it really was
the Kustabecks.
- Well, who else?
1520
01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:27,400
I don't know.
But we got some tips...
1521
01:27:27,500 --> 01:27:30,200
- that Charlie K. had
nothin' to do with this.
- Really.
1522
01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:33,200
Yeah. Don't make
no sense anyhow.
1523
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:37,500
I mean, the way things
were coolin' off and all.
1524
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:40,200
I'll see what I can find out
on the street, ya know?
1525
01:27:40,400 --> 01:27:43,900
- Where you rushin' off to?
- Hey, you know, I told
the guys in the show...
1526
01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:46,600
that I, uh, I'd stop by
and wish 'em good luck.
1527
01:27:46,700 --> 01:27:49,600
- I got friendly with
some of the stage hands.
- Did you?
1528
01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:51,700
- Yeah.
- That's unlike you.
1529
01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:53,700
- Why's that?
- Unless they shoot crap.
1530
01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:57,000
No, you know, you see
the same faces every day. You know.
1531
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:03,100
Marty Bannister said he saw you pick
up Olive the night she got it, Cheech.
1532
01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:06,100
- Me?
- Didn't you tell me you didn't see her?
1533
01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:08,100
Me? Yeah,
I said I did.
1534
01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:12,900
I picked her up, and I dropped her off
a few blocks from the theater. Why?
1535
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:16,000
- You had nothin' against Olive, did ya?
- Olive? Naw.
1536
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:19,100
- I like Olive. Why?
- I mean, you got along well?
1537
01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:21,500
Olive and l, we got along good.
You know, Olive.
1538
01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:23,500
Olive was good for
a lot of laughs, right?
1539
01:28:23,500 --> 01:28:25,700
- Except for a few tiffs here and there?
- Right.
1540
01:28:25,800 --> 01:28:27,700
Olive's-- You know.
We got along.
1541
01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:32,500
How come you didn't bring her
to me at the club, Cheech?
1542
01:28:32,500 --> 01:28:36,500
She said you changed your mind, that
I should drop her off at the theater.
1543
01:28:36,500 --> 01:28:40,200
- The theater. At night?
- Yeah. Yeah.
1544
01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:43,500
There was no preview
that night, Cheech. No rehearsal.
1545
01:28:43,600 --> 01:28:45,800
Really?
1546
01:28:45,900 --> 01:28:49,100
How come you
left her alone, Cheech?
1547
01:28:49,100 --> 01:28:51,800
- [ Laughs ]
- And you didn't come
to the club and tell me?
1548
01:28:51,900 --> 01:28:55,800
I'm gonna level with you, all right?
I had a crap game.
I didn't want to miss it.
1549
01:28:55,800 --> 01:28:58,100
- Mmm.
- Yeah.
1550
01:28:58,200 --> 01:29:01,600
- Why you don't tell me?
- You wanna lay off?
I'm up to here in debts.
1551
01:29:01,700 --> 01:29:03,600
- I'm tryin' to get even.
- Yeah?
1552
01:29:03,700 --> 01:29:06,800
Yeah. Dice ain't been too lucky for me.
You know. You know how it is.
1553
01:29:06,900 --> 01:29:10,000
You keep tellin' me I gotta quit.
Ya know, I should.
1554
01:29:10,100 --> 01:29:12,000
- Cheech--
- Listen, listen.
1555
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:15,300
I told the guys I'd wish them good luck
in the show. They're very superstitious.
1556
01:29:15,500 --> 01:29:18,500
I'm gonna find out who hit her,
all right? I'll find out.
1557
01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:20,700
All right.
I'll see ya later.
1558
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:28,800
He did it, Nick.
I don't know what his grudge was.
1559
01:29:28,900 --> 01:29:31,600
Maybe they were
two-timin' ya.
1560
01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:34,100
- What are you sayin' to me?
- Take it easy, Nick.
1561
01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:37,300
It's only a guess.
But Marty Bannister saw them together...
1562
01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:40,000
and that pier is
Cheech's favorite spot.
1563
01:29:40,100 --> 01:29:42,900
Can't you see he was lyin', Nickie?
Did you see the look on his face?
1564
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:47,200
- He was scared.
- Look, Nick, I know you
don't like to think it...
1565
01:29:47,200 --> 01:29:50,900
- but the gossip is, she
was runnin' around on ya.
- Don't say that!
1566
01:29:50,900 --> 01:29:53,700
- I'm only tryin' to help, Mr. V.
- Nickie.
1567
01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:55,700
He's only tryin'
to help.
1568
01:29:57,400 --> 01:29:59,300
Cheech and Olive.
1569
01:30:00,700 --> 01:30:02,800
Fix him.
1570
01:30:02,900 --> 01:30:06,600
Oh, it's goin' great.
1571
01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:10,800
Yeah, they're eating it up. Before,
I could smell money. Now I can taste it.
1572
01:30:10,900 --> 01:30:13,300
- [ David ] Mmm, yeah.
- Hey, what's the matter?
1573
01:30:13,300 --> 01:30:16,700
You look as though you're watchin'
a turkey. It's just the opposite.
1574
01:30:16,800 --> 01:30:20,200
- Where's Ellen?
- Oh, she was too nervous to come.
1575
01:30:20,300 --> 01:30:23,100
[ Warner ] This is
Dr. Emilene Philips, a family friend.
1576
01:30:23,100 --> 01:30:25,200
- Hey. How's it goin'?
- Cheech, how are ya?
1577
01:30:25,300 --> 01:30:28,900
Goin' great. Wonderful.
You need to cheer him up. I don't know.
1578
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:31,000
- What's the matter?
- What do you want?
1579
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:34,100
- It's goin' great, huh?
- You killed Olive, Cheech.
1580
01:30:34,100 --> 01:30:36,200
For that I can never
forgive you.
1581
01:30:36,300 --> 01:30:39,100
I don't care what kind of
genius you are.
1582
01:30:39,100 --> 01:30:42,900
Listen to that audience. Huh? They got
'em right in the palm of their hand.
1583
01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:45,800
Hey, Cheech. It's over for you.
You're finished.
1584
01:30:45,900 --> 01:30:47,800
[ Eden ] I had such
a wonderful time.
1585
01:30:47,900 --> 01:30:52,200
[ Ellen ] I can't live like this,
the same routine over and over.
1586
01:30:52,300 --> 01:30:56,100
You think the same thing's not gonna
happen to you as happened to me?
1587
01:30:56,200 --> 01:30:59,200
You think you're not gonna be here
sitting with a hole in your sweater...
1588
01:30:59,200 --> 01:31:01,200
and a drink in your hand
someday?
1589
01:31:01,200 --> 01:31:04,700
- Just wait!
- Cheech! You should be out front.
1590
01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:07,900
You're about to miss my great scene.
Did you see the first part?
1591
01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:12,900
- How did it go?
Do you think they like it?
- [ Cheech ] Great, great.
1592
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:17,300
- Where's Cheech?
- Get the fuck outta here.
Get outta here.
1593
01:31:17,400 --> 01:31:20,900
- Sucker.
- [ Play Dialogue
Continues lndistinctly ]
1594
01:31:23,300 --> 01:31:26,400
- You crapped out for
the last time, Cheech.
- [ Eden ] I think he's--
1595
01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:29,800
I'm in the garden, Sylvia,
tending roses.
1596
01:31:29,800 --> 01:31:33,000
[ Helen ] Oh, darling,
if we just had a baby.
1597
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:36,700
- That's all I think about.
- [ Warner ] We've been
through all this before.
1598
01:31:36,700 --> 01:31:39,900
[ Panting ]
Cheech! Cheech.
1599
01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:42,100
David.
1600
01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:45,300
- [ Straining ] The last line...
- Yes?
1601
01:31:45,400 --> 01:31:47,400
in the play.
1602
01:31:48,700 --> 01:31:52,000
Tell Sylvia Poston...
1603
01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:56,700
to say she's pregnant.
1604
01:31:58,300 --> 01:32:01,900
It'll be a great finish.
1605
01:32:02,000 --> 01:32:05,100
- Oh, God, that's so great.
- No. Don't speak.
1606
01:32:06,800 --> 01:32:08,700
Don't speak.
1607
01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:18,000
##
1608
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:21,900
"A masterpiece."
"A theatrical stunner."
1609
01:32:24,200 --> 01:32:27,100
"A work of art
of the highest quality.
1610
01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:30,500
One of the greatest moments of this
reviewer's experience was in Act III...
1611
01:32:30,700 --> 01:32:33,300
when the Lieutenant returns
and confronts his mistress.
1612
01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:36,100
We hear distant gunshots,
which get louder and louder...
1613
01:32:36,100 --> 01:32:40,900
bringing the Lieutenant's twisted
military past and violent tendencies...
1614
01:32:40,900 --> 01:32:43,000
into bold bas-relief.
1615
01:32:43,100 --> 01:32:47,900
Writer-director David Shayne
is the find of the decade.
1616
01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:51,400
- Where is David?
- I don't know. I assumed he'd be here.
1617
01:33:07,100 --> 01:33:09,200
Flender!
1618
01:33:09,200 --> 01:33:11,900
Flender, wake up.
It's David Shayne.
1619
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:14,300
I need
to talk to you.
1620
01:33:14,300 --> 01:33:17,800
Please, Flender.
Flender!
1621
01:33:17,900 --> 01:33:21,300
Ha-ha! Look who's here.
The big Broadway success.
1622
01:33:21,300 --> 01:33:23,400
I don't write hits.
My plays are art.
1623
01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:26,300
- They're written specifically
to go unproduced.
- Is Ellen there?
1624
01:33:26,300 --> 01:33:28,400
- No, she's not here.
- I think she is.
1625
01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:31,000
Congratulations
on your hit, David.
1626
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:34,100
- I always knew ya had it in you.
- Yeah, well, you were wrong.
1627
01:33:34,100 --> 01:33:37,300
- I have to--
I have to ask you a question.
- What?
1628
01:33:37,300 --> 01:33:40,000
Did you love me as the artist
or as the man?
1629
01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:44,000
- Both.
- Well, what if it turned out
that I wasn't really an artist?
1630
01:33:44,100 --> 01:33:47,000
I could love a man if
he's not a real artist...
1631
01:33:47,000 --> 01:33:49,900
but I couldn't love an artist
if he's not a real man.
1632
01:33:49,900 --> 01:33:53,100
Th-This is all academic.
She's with me now. You're with me now.
1633
01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:55,900
- Do you really want to be with Flender?
- Yes.
1634
01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:58,900
- Hey! Flender is a great lover.
- Ohh.
1635
01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:03,400
- Hey, I slept with Flender.
He was just okay.
- [ Ellen ] Really?
1636
01:34:03,400 --> 01:34:06,100
[ Flender ] Rita, please!
What are you talking about?
1637
01:34:06,200 --> 01:34:08,100
That was years ago, during
your free-love period.
1638
01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:11,200
[ Ellen ] I feel it's relational.
For me, he's great.
1639
01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:14,500
Huh, interesting. Are you talking
pure mechanics or what?
1640
01:34:14,500 --> 01:34:17,000
- His technique is prodigious.
- [ Flender ] Prodigious?
1641
01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:21,300
- You're confusing sex and love.
- No, for me, love is very deep.
1642
01:34:21,400 --> 01:34:23,300
Sex only has to go
a few inches.
1643
01:34:23,300 --> 01:34:28,300
Y-You're all missing the point.
The point is, I can give
pleasure many times a day.
1644
01:34:28,400 --> 01:34:31,400
Oh, now really, Flender.
What has quantity got to do with it?
1645
01:34:31,500 --> 01:34:34,300
- Quantity affects quality.
- [ David ] Says who?
1646
01:34:34,400 --> 01:34:37,200
- Karl Marx.
- [ Rita ] Oh, so now
we're talking economics.
1647
01:34:37,300 --> 01:34:40,900
- Sex is economics.
- Bullshit. Ellen, come down here.
I wanna talk to you.
1648
01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:44,100
I love you. I wanna see you.
Come down here.
1649
01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:47,200
- All right.
- What do you mean "All right"?
What about me?
1650
01:34:47,200 --> 01:34:50,200
You're great, Flender, but it's no use.
I'll never get over David.
1651
01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:54,000
Couldn't you tell? Each time
I climaxed, I'd scream, "David! David!"
1652
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:56,100
I thought you were saying,
"Do it! Do it!"
1653
01:34:56,200 --> 01:34:59,100
Flender, stop it.
Leave 'em alone.
1654
01:34:59,200 --> 01:35:01,500
Can't you see
they love each other?
1655
01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:09,300
I'm finished with it:
living in the garrets...
1656
01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:13,300
eating cheese and drinking wine
and analyzing art in coffee houses.
1657
01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:15,900
It's over.
I love you.
1658
01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:19,000
- I want us to get married.
We'll go back to Pittsburgh.
- But you're a success.
1659
01:35:19,100 --> 01:35:21,900
- You have a hit. Why the sudden change?
- We'll have kids.
1660
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:25,300
- Because I've wasted too much
time already. I love you.
- But you're an artist.
1661
01:35:25,400 --> 01:35:27,400
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
1662
01:35:27,400 --> 01:35:30,400
I'll explain it all to you on
the train back to Pittsburgh.
1663
01:35:30,500 --> 01:35:33,900
There's two things of which I'm certain.
One is that I love you.
1664
01:35:35,300 --> 01:35:37,400
Two is that
I'm not an artist.
1665
01:35:38,500 --> 01:35:40,900
There, I said it,
and I feel free.
1666
01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:42,900
I'm not an artist.
1667
01:35:49,300 --> 01:35:51,200
- Will you marry me?
- Yes.
1668
01:37:09,600 --> 01:37:14,100
We're all alone, no chaperone
can get our number
1669
01:37:14,200 --> 01:37:16,200
The world's in slumber
1670
01:37:16,300 --> 01:37:18,800
Let's misbehave
1671
01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:21,100
There's something wild
about you, child
1672
01:37:21,100 --> 01:37:23,300
That's so contagious
1673
01:37:23,400 --> 01:37:25,600
Let's be outrageous
1674
01:37:25,700 --> 01:37:28,100
Let's misbehave
1675
01:37:28,100 --> 01:37:32,400
When Adam won Eve's hand
he wouldn't stand for teasin'
1676
01:37:32,500 --> 01:37:37,400
He didn't care about
those apples out of season
1677
01:37:37,400 --> 01:37:39,400
They say that spring
means just one thing
1678
01:37:39,500 --> 01:37:41,600
To little lovebirds
1679
01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:43,800
We're not above birds
1680
01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:45,800
Let's misbehave
1681
01:37:58,800 --> 01:38:02,600
[ Singers Scatting ]
1682
01:38:06,800 --> 01:38:08,800
Let's misbehave
1683
01:38:08,800 --> 01:38:11,800
[ Scatting Continues ]
1684
01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:16,800
Let's misbehave
1685
01:38:17,000 --> 01:38:21,400
If you'd be just so sweet and
only meet your fate, dear
1686
01:38:21,500 --> 01:38:26,400
'Twould be the great event
of 1928, dear
1687
01:38:26,500 --> 01:38:30,600
[ Scatting ]
1688
01:38:35,600 --> 01:38:37,700
Let's misbehave
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