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The following program contains
strong language, violence,
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and adult humour from the start.
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Now I am not going to get cross
with you. Alright?
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Just tell me how it went
so badly wrong.
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I don't know Vincent,
I don't fucking know.
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I thought we had pulled it off. All
I know is I am supposed
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to lose the race and guess what,
I lost the fucking race.
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Just in a slightly different way to
what we had anticipated...
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Simple, wasn't it?
Was it not a simple plan?
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You grab the jockey that's
riding the favourite...
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Switch it out with knobhead...
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He fucks the race up and loses.
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Gerry's horse comes in and
we all get paid.
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Tell me how you ballsed it up.
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I'll tell you where it
happened. This prick here
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and his inherit sizeist attitude...
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Get to fuck.
Ashley Dennings?
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What? All I said was that the
jockeys, all look the same...
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Oh, there we go. Prejudice
raises its ugly head!
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And he's branding me a sizeist.
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They fucking do all look the same -
in their matching satin outfits.
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All walking one by one with each
other like a little
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vindictive fairy tale...
Rude!
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I'm sorry. I grabbed
the wrong fucking jockey.
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It wasn't just the wrong jockey -
you grabbed the jockey we
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wanted to win the race and you
left the favourite to win it.
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Knobhead on Gerry's horse.
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Go on Tommo!
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Where the fuck is he? Where is he?
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I never said I could ride a horse.
That was you lot,
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and your nasty
little assumptions based on,
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thank you very much, my
diminutive stature.
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They have chimps riding
horses in the circus.
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We shoulda just got a chimp.
Dickhead.
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It wouldn't have made a
fucking difference, you...
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you got on the wrong fucking horse
is what you did alright?!
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You cost Gerry sixteen grand.
F-ffuck.
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It's a lot of money. Fuck's sake,
now we owe him sixteen grand...
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Y'know what I am saying?!
It's our balls up.
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Again!
(PHONE RINGS)
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Fiddly dee, I wonder
who this could be?!
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Erin...
It's fucking Gerry you knobend.
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121 missed calls.
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Fuck me!
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Vin...
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Sorry we're full up today so if
you can just go down the other end-
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Alright love, I am getting it.
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I said I'll get it, so I'll get it.
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Honestly, what are you
stressing about?
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I'll tell you why I'm stressing.
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There's gonna be twenty five sugared
up eight year olds running riot
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round here in less than four hours'
time along with their mega snobby
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nosey mothers who'd love nothing
more than me to fuck this up.
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Oh and on top of that, on top of
that I'm meant to be
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relaunching a club and I've
found out the flyers haven't been
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handed out, which means we are going
to have no fucking customers-
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Right, where do you want
me? What can I do?
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Hang on.
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Excuse me, out boys, thank you...
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No chance.
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Mate, it's a kid's party not
some stag do in the 'dam.
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Go on.
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Oh, it's getting worse. Go on.
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Stop making words for a second...
Cos I am here,
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and I am looking
at the cake right now. Jesus, they are brilliant aren't they...
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Are ya?
Yeah, they are amazing at what they can do. Look at that...
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They've spelt everything correctly?
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Fucking hilarious, y'know I
am bad with reading stuff...
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What is it supposed to say?
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It says 'Vinnie you're having a
fucking laugh if you think I'm that daft'.
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That's a lot to fit on
one cake innit.
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Just get the cake here, pronto.
Right, don't let me down Vin...
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I won't let you down, when have
I ev- She's gone.
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She's just gone.
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Oh yeah, shit...
Have that...
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JJ?
Vincent?
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Are you still after a Rolls, you?
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Yeah. What's the condition?
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It's mint. Classic. Deep blue.
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91 plate...
Yeah. How about the interior?
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Cream leather.
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Oh, my flipping God, yeah,
yeah, get it, get it.
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Get it? Oh!
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Oi listen. Drive carefully right and
don't do anything stupid like taking
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any of them lot for a ride in it.
Oi, knobhead, you are on speaker phone.
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Good. Well flipping well make sure
none of you chimps touch anything.
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And that is especially you, Tommo,
with your dangly little legs
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and dirty size four shoes.
They are size six.
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Scratch it and I'll scratch
you. Comprendez?
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Com... Com... Completely.
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Vin, can we stop for chips?
No, we can't stop for chips.
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Why not?
Cos we've got to drop this off haven't we?
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What?
Here yar- Sorry, how do we get bluetooth on?
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Menu, settings, bluetooth.
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Why do you need the bluetooth?
Chips afterwards, how's that?
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But it's on the way...
Never mind if it's on the way...
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Where are you... No. Come
back here you bastards!
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Oh fuck.
What's going on?
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Cream donut.
Cream donut, where did you get a cream donut?
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Had it on me.
What, in your pocket?
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Yeah?
Oh, Christ. Asked you to keep your eye on him, it's a posh car y'know.
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JJ's been after one of
these for fucking ages.
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Honestly this could sort us out
y'know, set us straight with
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Gerry and that.
I am gonna bell that twat.
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Now then Gerry love-
You've got some neck phoning me, you balding little prick.
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H- way now, come on...
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Give me a chance to say, I'm
going to sort your money out.
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I can get you
a chunk of it today Gez.
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It's too late for that, Vinnie.
What?
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I've sold the debt on.
What?
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I've cut my losses and
I've sold the debt.
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You no longer owe me
the sixteen g's.
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Fuck dude,
who've you sold it to then?
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The MacDonaghs.
Oh fuck off.
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You fucking could've given me
some time there!
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You've had time. Plenty of it.
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You dodged all my calls and
showed me no courtesy.
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You forced my hand, Vinnie.
You know what they are like.
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They are nutcases.
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My advice to you is settle the debt
with them lunatics before the
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interest starts piling up and
spiralling out of control.
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Fuck me. The MacDonaghs?
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Devon Lewis owed them a grand six
months ago, now it's twelve.
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He's a fucking window cleaner, how's
he gonna pay them back? Especially with two broken ankles.
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MacDonaghs nicked his ladder when he
was doing a third-floor window. Fuck me, that's all I need innit.
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How are you now?
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What?
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How? Don't rip the piss of us...
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Grand, yeah, we're on the
way. We're on the way...
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What's going on?
It's me Uncle Francis. He wants to see you.
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What's Uncle Francis want to see me
for dude? He doesn't like me at all.
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Something's happened to Doolan.
He's not got engaged again, has he?
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(ALL LAUGHING)
He's been kidnapped.
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He went out yesterday morning, the
last thing he said to me was
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'I love you, Mammie.
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I'll see youse in a bit' but
then he never came back.
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Don't worry Clodagh. Doolan'll be
back, you'll see him back in one piece real soon.
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Happen he got lost or
y'know... Or engaged again?
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He likes getting engaged.
That's true.
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He's romantic like that.
Sixteen engagements is beyond romantic. It's pathological.
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Don't you feckin talk ill of your
poor brother, not while he's
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in his hour of need.
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I mean do we know who's taken him?
Stupid fucking question.
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The list's as long as your arm.
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Take your pick from any
of sixteen jilted brides
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or their humiliated fathers
for starters.
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That fella he fell out with over
the whole business with the weasels and the caravan?
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Yeah...
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They after sending a note.
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Ta.
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'Give us twenty grand,
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Or Doolan get...
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Get sit.'
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'Doolan gets it'.
Get's it, yeah.
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'Nockops'? Nockops? Dyl... Nockops,
what does that say?
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'No cops'.
No cops- Christ...
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Or funny 'bus in ass'?
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Business.
'Or we'll do him in. Send a gadjo with...'
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Fucking hell, 'We'll be in touch'
Gadjo?
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Yeah, a fucking gadjo...
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What's a fuckin Gadjo?
Youse. Youse are fuckin gadjos.
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I'm a gadjo?
You're a gadjo.
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And I'm a gadjo am I?
That there is a term for a non-gypsy.
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Just say that then...
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You're the only gadjo we
can trust.
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And the only one we know.
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And some random gadjo might not
appreciate what would happen to him if he crossed us.
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You, you fucking know.
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They sent a burner phone and said
they'll ring today so keep it on.
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And if you miss it, on your
fucking head be it.
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Franny, is there not someone who's
a bit more suited to this?
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I am just very thin man and...
You won't let us down Vinnie,
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It's a big old responsibility
though this, y'know?
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And I don't want to be late for
picking up this cake later...
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I fecking told you, he's
a waste of fecking space.
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We are asking you to save a man's
life here and you are pissing
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and shiteing on about cake.
I'll do it. I'll do it.
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Too fucking right you will, boy.
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Ta...
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Twenty grand. No funny business.
They call.
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You go straight down to the drop off
point and leave it exactly where they tell you to. Done.
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We're counting on you to get him
back for us, Vinnie.
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Erin. "Where the fuck are you?
We are open tonight" - Fuck you.
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What's that about?
Fuck her.
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Thinks she can demote me
from my own club and expect me to dance to her tune?
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No thank you very much sunshine...
I made that place what it is right?
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And so help me God,
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I will turn up whenever the
fuck I want too.
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I think that is why that place
is what it is, Tommo.
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Fuck off.
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Tyler's birthday innit, yeah?
How old's he turning?
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Twelve, thirteen?
Really?
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Summat like that...
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Seven. He's seven-year-old.
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He's turning eight.
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I suppose you don't see him
much anymore do you Dyl?
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It's funny isn't it, how things
change cos you used to be
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with Erin and be Tyler's dad.
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And now Vin is Tyler's dad and
you ain't got anyone.
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Yeah.
What do you reckon, Cardi? Think I might have fucked my life up?
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Yeah, but you know if it weren't for
second chances, Dyl, we'd all be alone.
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I have got it. I got Tyler's cake.
Have they rang?
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Defend that with your life.
What-? Got it?
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Yes.
Get both phones on, get them on bluetooth...
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Dyl, just check it is on...
I just checked it two minutes ago when you asked me then.
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It's on.
Is it on silent-?
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It's not on fuckin
silent. Will you relax.
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Fuck me, Francis really fucking
puts you on edge.
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He does yeah, and I
swear to God, I just...
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I don't know what I do to get on
his tits, since I have been a
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little lad, he's always hated
me, hasn't he?
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Hateful man. Hates everyone.
He's never liked me.
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He's only ponying up for Doolan's
ransom because my Nan made him,
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like forced him to
literally do it like...
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Hang on. Maybe there's a way of
making this worth our while.
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Go on?
What I am thinking is this.
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We swap out the ransom money, we
stake out the drop spot,
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we follow the kidnappers, we rescue
Doolan of course and keep the money for ourselves.
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We still have enough to pay off
the MacDonaghs and we keep a cheeky four grand afterwards.
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How's about that?
We are not doing that.
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Franny is a grade A lunatic.
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He is a nuclear weapon, he's
just looking for a reason to
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go off, there's no way on God's
green earth I am piss farting around with his dollar.
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We are doing this by the book boys.
We are gonna go to the kidnappers, we are gonna drop that money off.
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Save Doolan. Be bloody heroes and
off we go to Tyler's birthday party
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with his lovely cake.
Grand. Thank you.
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Thomas.
Okay, fair enough then.
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00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,480
And we need fuel.
229
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:15,440
Right, you, Are you gonna be a good
lad and hang on in there?
230
00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,680
Yeah. Yeah.
Do you want anything?
231
00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,880
No, I'm good. I'm cutting
down actually.
232
00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:23,240
Carol's got me on these diet pills.
I haven't had a poo in three days so.
233
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,840
I don't think that's good though
Cardi, not pooing in 3 days.
234
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,880
I'll take that with me actually.
Just remove temptation.
235
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,680
Dude, I am not going to eat
Tyler's b-birthday cake.
236
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,600
It's important.
You guard that ransom.
237
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,800
(FARTS)
Oh.
238
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,400
Oh no.
239
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,800
Oh Christ...
240
00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:58,120
If I was looking at doing a ransom
drop off, I'd be thinking about here, Coldwell Caverns.
241
00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,680
No, you need to think escape routes.
242
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:03,240
Coldwell Caverns is full of shitty
back lanes, too easy to block.
243
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:06,960
They're going to be looking for
access to a motorway where they can just disappear.
244
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,400
Or a helipad.
245
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,040
What about that forest we
used to piss around in?
246
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,800
I wouldn't go in there for a minute.
247
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:16,240
Wilton fucking Forest?
There’s loads of options there. Perfect for a ransom drop.
248
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:19,560
That's a bridal path.
What, for weddings?
249
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,360
For horses, Cardi...
250
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,360
Oh fuck, what are you doing here?
251
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,680
What are you doing here?
I went for a poo.
252
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,640
Oh my god the 20 grand.
CARDI!
253
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:31,680
(ALL CLAMOURING AND SHOUTING)
254
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,040
Jesus Christ.
255
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,360
Give me the cake.
256
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,960
Fucking farmers, shit!
Mother fucker.
257
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,720
Oh. Hey. Hey.
One job. One fucking job.
258
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,520
Oh fuck me, it's
ringing. Ringing. Ringing.
259
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,880
Hello?
Bring the money to Stenner Bluff in one hour.
260
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:40,040
Follow the path down from the
visitor's car park.
261
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,520
Can we just... just- Can we just
shove this bitch back by an hour?
262
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:47,880
It's dinner time.
Me mate has got glands, he's low blood pressure stuff...
263
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:52,280
Be there with the money as
instructed or we burn the gypsy to death.
264
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,760
Fuck.
All good yeah.
265
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:57,800
Not good, no. We need to get the
money to them pronto or they are gonna burn Doolan to death.
266
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,240
Oh, for Jesus' sake lads.
267
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:03,160
Right. We need a motor.
Now. We need a motor now.
268
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,080
Come on then think then!
JJ! Fucking JJ.
269
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,480
JJ!
270
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,640
JJ! Oh thank fuck.
271
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,720
JJ, we need a motor fucking pronto.
272
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,400
Why? I mean what could you
possibly need a motor for?
273
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,720
What the fuck does it matter JJ?
My Uncle Doolan's life is on the fucking line.
274
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,120
We lost the Roll's man, come on.
275
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,920
Oh, okay well y'know actually, don't
worry about that because the
276
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,240
client has now changed his mind.
JJ! We need a motor dude, now!
277
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,360
I haven't got one.
What's that under there?
278
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,680
Nothing.
What the fuck is that under there?
279
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,840
You are up to some shit!
No. Get hold of it.
280
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,440
Vin. Vin. Vin. Vin. Vin! No.
281
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,040
Fucking hell. Shit!
282
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,720
Motherfucker.
283
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,720
You better have a fucking good
explanation for this pally boy.
284
00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,760
Just calm down alright because
this is not what it seems.
285
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,200
Is it not?!
Fucking bag's gone.
286
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:06,920
What bag?
The bag that was in the car when it got stolen!
287
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,560
Where is it?
How's this ended up in here JJ?
288
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,800
It doesn't make any
fucking sense, at all this.
289
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:16,960
Unless, are you...
290
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000
Are you seeing other car thieves?
291
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,600
What the fuck are you on about, that
is fucking crazy? I am off.
292
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:26,440
Crazy is it? Explain yourself...
Now!
293
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,320
Come on.
294
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,680
I wasn't looking for anyone
else alright? They came to me!
295
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,800
To begin with. These two
fucking young joyriders.
296
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,160
They had this car, and
they wanted to know if I'd take it.
297
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,360
And I said I don't need it. I told
them I had a guy that sorts me out.
298
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:44,360
But then they just offered it to me
for next to nothing and...
299
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,040
I don't know, y'know,
maybe I was flattered. Oh!
300
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:50,960
A few weeks went past
and I saw them again.
301
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,680
Fuck's sake.
Unbelievable. They were in an A80 with alloys.
302
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,520
I know I fucked up.
303
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,960
Alright. But it was just meant to
be like casual and easy.
304
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,960
Just a bit of fun. Like it
used to be with us.
305
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,200
Dude, we need to get going.
Son of a bitch. I want fucking names, now!
306
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,600
What? I can't give names out.
My reputation would be shot if I gave up my suppliers.
307
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,880
So there fucking are others?
That's it!
308
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,680
What are you doing? I am
not even involved.
309
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,840
Get the cleaners in on
Monday then shall I?
310
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:25,080
I'm gonna fucking kill a fish.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Vin. Vin.
311
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,200
Don't you fucking touch my fish.
312
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,520
Shit Put that in your mouth.
313
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,320
Tommo. Don't you fucking
touch that fish.
314
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,960
Get this in your
fucking mouth, come on. What?
315
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,960
Put the fish in your mouth.
316
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,720
If he doesn't give us any names,
chomp the shit out of it.
317
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,720
Can't sweetheart, I'm allergic.
To goldfish?
318
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,000
To seafood.
319
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,640
To fucking seafood, since when?
Since birth?
320
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,240
Is that a thing?
Yeah. Yeah.
321
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,160
I had no idea.
Put that in your mouth.
322
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:53,160
W-W-W-What's it taste like?
Like fucking doner meat. It's a fish innit. Yer knobhead.
323
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,120
I warned you. I
fucking warned you.
324
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,760
Have you just swallowed
the whole fucking thing?
325
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,280
No!
Yeah. No. I can't help it. It's like chewing gum.
326
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,480
It just goes straight down.
327
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,800
What the fuck? Right, I am gonna
kill em all. Fucking take it!
328
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:09,920
Alright! Alright, I'll tell
you. I'll tell you Vin! Vin!
329
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,040
Right. It is going down
like Chinatown.
330
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,520
We are getting the
twenty grand back.
331
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,840
Dude! Hey! Who are
these fellas, Vin?
332
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,160
Have you ever heard of them? What if
they're tooled up?
333
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,560
We've got 23 minutes
before they burn Doolan man.
334
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,880
We haven't got time to think.
Ashley, do the door.
335
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,440
Get in here!
336
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,640
Who the fuck are you?
337
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,280
You fucking turd.
You Kaden or Reece Williams are yer?
338
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,360
Hey? You fucking are you
pair of twats.
339
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,640
That's mine you mother fuckers.
340
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,680
Is this what they teach you at
school is it? Dyl. Mind the cake!
341
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:45,720
Is this what they teach you?
Fucking robbing cars and bloody nicking cash and that?
342
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,160
Don't go to fuckin school.
Fucking mind your language.
343
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,760
Hey, have some fucking respect for
your bloody elders is what you should do.
344
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:55,840
What for?
Because! We've been in wars for you pal.
345
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,840
What for?
To make you free.
346
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,720
What for?
I'll tell you what for.
347
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:03,480
So, you can piss fart around on your
xbox... Smoking fucking weed.
348
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:08,040
And platting your hair. Alright?
What would your fucking mam have to say about all this?
349
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,920
Mam?
What?
350
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:13,000
Some knobhead wants to know
what you think about summat.
351
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:16,480
Who the fuck has done that to my
door? Who is this lot?
352
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,080
Is this your mam?
Mmhm.
353
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,960
She’s a fucking midget. Go ahead!
354
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,320
Who are you?
I'll tell you who the fuck I am.
355
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:28,000
Madam. I am concerned standing up-
Up-standing.
356
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:31,040
Fucking- up-standing
citizen who, just this morning,
357
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:35,280
had his motor
vehicle misappropriated by these two fuckwits here.
358
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,040
And I am telling you now,
359
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:40,160
they are on a one track path
to recinnivism. Eh?
360
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,880
If they continue down this route.
And not change their ways.
361
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:49,560
Shut it, nonce. What are you doing
noncing round my kids for?
362
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,400
Fucking receding hairline twat.
Oh yer fucker.
363
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,320
Yer a fucking receding hairline.
Dyl? Dyl?
364
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,200
Eighteen thousand, eight hundred.
It's short by twelve hundred.
365
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:02,520
How the fuck have you
spent twelve hundred quid already?
366
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:06,880
Oi you fucker!
Bought summat off Paul the burglar.
367
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,880
What the fuck could've been
worth twelve hundred quid off that knobhead?
368
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:15,120
Arghhhh!
Jesus fuck!
369
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:18,160
Boa constrictor.
Twelve hundred quid.
370
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,480
Wanker!
371
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,800
Why is it yellow dude?
372
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,240
We're meant to be there now.
373
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,800
I fucking know that
I'm doing my best.
374
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,960
What are we going to do
about the missing cash? Write 'em an IOU.
375
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,920
Fucking IOU, yeah let's
do that. Let's do that.
376
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:41,720
"Dear Mr Kidnapper,
due to circumstances beyond
377
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:45,360
our control, and some shite
parenting locally, y'know,
378
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,920
we have lost twelve hundred quid."
379
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,240
Fuck me. I don't fucking know,
dude.
380
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,160
(PHONE RINGS) Oh shit. Hang on.
Hang on.
381
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,920
Hello?
Is that little shit Tommo with you?
382
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:58,680
He's deliberately trying to sabotage
tonight, he's not handed out
383
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:02,040
any of the flyers I had made up, no,
no, no, he's just dumped them
384
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,120
in a bin.
Oh he is a fucking nightmare.
385
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,120
I have been looking for him
all morning. It's a terrible line this Erin.
386
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,520
(FAKES BREAKING UP)
Vin?
387
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,040
Vinnie? Vin?
Fuck.
388
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,480
Think she believed that?
Did she fuck. No. It was dog shit.
389
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:18,320
Oh shit she's ringing back. Shh.
Sorry Erin, I am sorry love, we are just in the middle
390
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,760
of something. But he is, he is a
peevish little shit...
391
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,400
Are you at the location?
392
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:27,400
Sorry mate, could you just
say that one more time. We are on a bit of a bad line here.
393
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:31,040
Are. You. At. The. Location?
394
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:35,040
Am I there? Am I at the loca...?
Are you, are you at the location?
395
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,320
I am not seeing you here pal!
396
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,760
Do you see the boulder with
a blue cross on it?
397
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,920
Do I see... the boulder with a
blue...? I can't just now...
398
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,120
I might be facing the
wrong way here.
399
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,000
So. I'll spin it r-
You're not there, are you?
400
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,360
No. No. Two minutes
away. Two fucking minutes.
401
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,400
Listen to me-
(HANGS UP)
402
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:53,240
Fuck.
Shit! Fuck.
403
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,360
That's it then lads,
we killed Doolan.
404
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,120
Why?
I'm just saying what we're all thinking.
405
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,240
What we gonna do now?
Ring Francis.
406
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,680
Fuck that. I ain't ringing Francis.
What the fuck else are we
407
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:06,960
supposed to do then, Vin?
We'll take the money to the, to the boulder with the fucking x.
408
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,360
I don't fucking know
Ashley. I am sorry love.
409
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,080
We have got to do something.
He is family.
410
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,680
(PHONE RINGING)
Oh shush. Shush.
411
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:17,600
Shush... Hello?
You've got twenty minutes to leave the money behind the boulder
412
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,520
with a blue cross in the park.
413
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,400
If it is not there, then
the gypsy will burn.
414
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,560
Absolutely mate. I will
see you in a bit yeah.
415
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,120
'See you in a bit'?
What?
416
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,800
It seems like a funny thing
to be saying to a fucking kidnapper.
417
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,600
Well.. What the fu... Stop being
predantic, you dickhead...
418
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,200
Stop- It's pedantic.
Pedantic...
419
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,720
Fuck! Fuck!
What?
420
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,360
How did it escape?
421
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,560
Oh shit! I thought
you'd put it in the boot.
422
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,560
Keep that thing away from
me dude, for fuck- Why isn't is in the boot?
423
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,680
Chill out. It won't do anything
unless it's upset.
424
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,520
You chill out,
they eat things my size.
425
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,920
It's a boa constrictor, I seen one
like it on YouTube the other day.
426
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,600
I don't give a fuck what
breed it is, just get it off me. It likes you, honestly.
427
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:00,760
(YELLS)
428
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,880
Fucking hell
Shit.
429
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,920
Fuck dude. Everyone alright?
430
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,040
Yeah...
Who was coming round that corner?
431
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,960
Who is it? Oh, fuck.
432
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,240
It’s the MacDonaghs.
433
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:18,000
Come on, we are going to
have to get out boys. Fuck me.
434
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:23,480
Yer alright Barry? Is
that Davey as well?
435
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,760
Vincent.
Yer alright?
436
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,040
How's your dad doing?
437
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,400
He's alright, thanks for asking.
Still drinking a bit like.
438
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,000
Nice Rolls.
439
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,520
Ta...
440
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,200
Saved us a trip to come and see you
about this money you owed Gerry.
441
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,800
That's our debt now, you know.
442
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,760
And I will not mess you
around on that one.
443
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:48,360
Y'know I had only just, just about
an hour ago found out about that...
444
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,400
Davey?
445
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,840
How much is here sunshine?
Eighteen thousand, eight hundred.
446
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,800
Don't take it. Davey. Davey. Listen,
we're on a life-or-death mission.
447
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,240
We really need that money man.
448
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:04,520
We all do, Vincent. Eighteen
thousand eight hundred?
449
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,920
So there's sixteen
to cover Gerry's loss and then there's the interest on top.
450
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,000
Interest? It's only been a day.
451
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:13,840
Interest at a grand a day, and then
there's the damage to our vehicle
452
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:18,560
and our Barry's personal injury
claim to take into consideration.
453
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,120
I'm going to require significant
recompense for injuries
454
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,920
sustained, both physical and
emotional, in this crash.
455
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,320
We'll be in touch.
456
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,040
Oh. Oh. Hey. Hey. I've got a, I've
got a twelve hundred quids worth of
457
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,360
Boa Constrictor, in fucking
mint condition lads...?
458
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,160
No, you haven't. He's
fucked off an'all.
459
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,600
Fuck dude! Well that's you that is.
460
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,200
You were fucking terrified of it
five minutes ago. You fucking-
461
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,200
Get out of it!
462
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,360
Get in the car will you?!
463
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,000
Fuck sake dude!
464
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,520
You had one fucking job to
look after the snake.
465
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,560
Fuck!
466
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,560
Oi!
Where the fuck is he?
467
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,840
Where the fuck is he?!
468
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,080
Will this un do?
Come on, just hurry up.
469
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,760
Dude, we're pushing it now, come on.
470
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,000
I fucking know
Dyldo. I'll get us there.
471
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,440
Why is that on fire? Shit.
472
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,120
Cardi, get in the fucking car.
What took you so long?.
473
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,960
I had to have a sandwich.
474
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,280
Put the radio on...
475
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,280
We are going to be late now, what
took you so long?
476
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,040
Couldn't find the walkie talkies.
477
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,160
Yeah? Fuck me, you found that
though, didn't you?!
478
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,520
What?
A great big sandwich.
479
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,920
We're on a life or death mission
where every second counts.
480
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,880
It's Tyler's birthday.
A man's about to die.
481
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,560
And you stopped and made a butty.
482
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,520
Not... This was on the
side, from yesterday.
483
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,640
You don't even believe that Cardi.
484
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,040
Looks full but it feels like there's
nothing in it.
485
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,040
It weighs fuck all.
How much would twenty grand weigh?
486
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,680
A twenty pound note weighs
one gram, so fucking... Two kilos?
487
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,160
That sounds about right.
We need to pop more in this then.
488
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,240
Right, a full one of those will
be almost two kilos.
489
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,000
What? No. Hey Dyldo.
490
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,760
Don't weigh it down with piss dude!
Have you got a better idea?
491
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,200
Use a fucking book
or summat like that. Have you got a book?
492
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,160
No.
493
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,400
Just give me two seconds.
494
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,440
I am ready to go.
495
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,040
Are you circumcised?
Yeah.
496
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,560
It might just be a splutter cos I
don't need to go proper.
497
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,440
Oh Jesus, the size of his penis.
Awful isn't it.
498
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,480
That's all I have there now.
Go on Tom.
499
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:26,000
Can we try not bump around so much.
What do you want me to fucking do, get us there on
500
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,840
time or gentle? Y'know what I mean?!
501
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:34,040
Fuck my life. Right, there you go,
that's it. That's all you got.
502
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,680
Careful Cardi now cos
that's almost full.
503
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,360
Well pour some out
then before he starts.
504
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,760
I've started now.
He's started now.
505
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,280
You better start pulling up, Cardi.
506
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,360
It's going to overrun, Cardi.
I can't stop. Oh speed bump.
507
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,800
Argghh. You splashed
piss on me you prick.
508
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,600
Sorry, the bottle's heavy,
can you hold it?
509
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,440
I'm not touching it
you've pissed all over it. I can't, the bottle-
510
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,120
I've got piss on me hands...
The bottle's all slippery.
511
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,840
(ALL YELLING)
512
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:02,840
Oh fuck.
Protect that cake dude. Fuck!
513
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,520
It's in my eyes. I've got your
fucking piss in my eyes.
514
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,440
I just got a gobful Cardi.
515
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,760
Four minutes to go and we're at
least eight minutes away.
516
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:13,880
I've got other people piss
all over me fucking trousers...
517
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,320
What the fuck is he doing now?
518
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:19,840
Me pants are fucking- Ah shit, me
fucking pants. Me pants have gone.
519
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,480
Vin turn round. Turn
around Vin, me pants.
520
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:33,480
Right, is everyone in position
and receiving? Over.
521
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,640
I'm standing here by the
massive statue-(OVERLAPPING VOICES)
522
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:42,360
Oh God.
Lads, stop talking at the same time and say 'over' when you're finished.
523
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,560
Over.
524
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,760
Ashley are you in position and
receiving. Over?
525
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,840
Receiving. Receiving. Over.
526
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,320
Thomas, are you in position
and receiving? Over?
527
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,480
Everything tickety-boo, over.
528
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,360
For fuck's sake, Tom.
529
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,800
Fuck mate,
I am sitting having a fag.
530
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,880
I'm blending in aren't I? That's
what people do.
531
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,640
Useless dickhead.
You didn't say 'over'. Over.
532
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,840
Cardi, are you in position and
receiving, over?
533
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,160
Where the fuck...?
534
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,360
Cardi, are you in posit-
where the fuck's he now?
535
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,560
I don't believe this. He's over at
the fucking ice cream truck, over.
536
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:21,040
Look at him, Fucking hell.
He's not even got his radio on.
537
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,960
Listen, can none of you pay
attention longer than five bleeding minutes lads?
538
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:29,840
Hey. Hey. Quiet. Vehicle approaching
the drop off from the west. Over.
539
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,920
Ooh... Which way's west, over?
540
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,080
No, never mind. False alarm.
541
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,400
They turned off. Over.
Oh Fuck.
542
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,360
You're supposed to say over. Over.
543
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,400
Look! Squirrel! Squirrel! Look!
544
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,240
Calm down will you,
there are squirrels all over the fucking place.
545
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,560
I mean, have we just given up
saying 'over' then have we? Over.
546
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,640
Fucking. Giant. Squirrel. Over.
547
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,560
What the fuck are you
talking about? Ooh. Ooh.
548
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,200
Holy fucking shit, where the
hell did he come from?
549
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,080
Jesus H Christ I see him.
550
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,680
You are fucking
getting on me tits.
551
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:02,120
There is no such thing as
giant squirrels. Ooof!
552
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,680
He's got it.
He's fucking got it.
553
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,200
Fucking stop that squirrel.
554
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,120
Oh fuck. Fucker!
555
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,160
Fuck!
556
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,400
Get the squirrel!
557
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:37,320
Fuck you squirrel! Fuck!
558
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,160
(PHONE RINGING)
559
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,600
You not answering that?
560
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,080
No.
561
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,000
Is it Francis?
562
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,720
Yeah.
563
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:02,560
Y'know there's a chance
they might not actually like really kill Doolan.
564
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,920
Are you fucking mad?
565
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:08,640
We've just sent his kidnappers two
litres of dehydrated piss. Y'know.
566
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,640
I think they are going to be
fuming, taking it
567
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,920
out on poor Doolan right now.
568
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:18,040
Poor sod'll be burnt to crisp by
now won't he?! Crispy Gypsy.
569
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,120
Fuck's sake Tommo.
What is your problem sunshine?
570
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,480
I am just saying what we are all
thinking aren't I?
571
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:30,280
I remember when err Doolan got
engaged to Lorraine Hennessy,
572
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:33,240
two weeks after he'd got
engaged to Sharon Hennessy.
573
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,960
He had a set of
bollocks on him, didn't he?!
574
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,520
I'll have a double Hennessy please.
575
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:41,760
He was a hopeless romantic. He just
fell in love too easy was all.
576
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,320
That lad fucking
loved getting engaged.
577
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,960
Unbelievable parties.
578
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:52,320
We could just like, ask him where
he has taken the money.
579
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,600
Lord Fire... Who?
580
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,960
The squirrel?
And how the fuck are we gonna do that?
581
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,200
We could pop down to the takeaway
y'know and ask
582
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,720
'where did you take the money'.
583
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,680
Christ Cardi, you pick your moments
to be useful you, don't yer?!
584
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,680
Here we go.
585
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:17,720
Go on Ashley.
586
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,920
Please, god, take it!
Shut the fuck up dude.
587
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:25,960
Where's Doo...
588
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,400
Take that thing off him, it's
weird...
589
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,680
Look at me. Fucking squirrel,
where's Doolan?
590
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,440
Who?
591
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,640
Doolan.
Do what? I don't...
592
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,880
Not fucking
do what or doo wap...
593
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,360
Doolan. I know you fucking
kidnapped him.
594
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,080
I saw you take the bag.
Fucking squirrel.
595
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,120
What?
Yeah.
596
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,200
No. Some Hillbilly said he'd give us
a hundred quid if I went and
597
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,560
picked it up for him.
598
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,840
I'm sorry, we are being a
bit rough with you. He is a sweet lad. Just a squirrel.
599
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,840
Sweetheart, listen to me. Listen
to me now. Settle down.
600
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,280
What did the hillbilly look like?
601
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:59,760
I never seen his face, he
just calls in orders and
602
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,520
tells us to leave food at the
gate to his fucking creepy
603
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,200
hillbilly place out past
Joshi's Moor. Joshi's Moor.
604
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,960
Good lad. Right. Where the fuck is
Joshi's Moor? Is it Yosh's?
605
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,760
Yoshi's... Yoshi's Moor...
606
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,720
Come on let’s go
and save Ashley’s uncle.
607
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,400
Get in the fucking car.
608
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:24,040
Oh dude, it smells like bacon.
No. No. No. No. Barbecue chicken?
609
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:27,160
Reckon that's Doolan that,
lads. Human flesh.
610
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,160
Oh fuck...
611
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,080
That looks like, yeah, that looks
like a human limb sticking
612
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,520
out of a barrel lads...
Fuck's sake.
613
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,320
Poor Doolan. They've
barbecued the bastard.
614
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,680
Just call Francis,
let him deal with this.
615
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:43,640
I can't dude. I can't call Francis
and tell him we lost his twenty grand, twice,
616
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,400
and killed his fucking brother?
He'll fuckin kill him, Dyl.
617
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,640
Me? It wasn't just my fault.
Yeah, but,
618
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:52,440
for all intents and purposes,
Francis detailed the responsibility to you,
619
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,880
so... in't that right, Ash?
620
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:57,360
I'm gonna go in lads. No one
messes with my family.
621
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,680
Ashley. Ashley. Fucking
hang on a minute... Ash. Ash. Ash.
622
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,120
Ash... Hang on. Hang on.
Hang on. Get down. Get down.
623
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,760
Tommy, stay here with that
fucker. Behave yourselves.
624
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,360
You're coming with me.
Shit. Shit. Get down. Get down.
625
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,880
You're coming with me. Come on.
626
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,280
Fuck.
627
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,560
We need him to talk though dude.
We need him to be able to talk, don't knock him out.
628
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,920
Dude, I think you are
knocking him out. Ashley...
629
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,480
Where is he? Where is he?
Oh shit!
630
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,320
Cardi! Cardi!
I've got it!
631
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,000
Where's Doolan? Where is he?
I don't know lads. Where is he?
632
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:19,680
Lads. Lads. Leave me alone.
Leave me alone. It's me lads.
633
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:22,400
Stop hitting me will yer?
Please God it's me...
634
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,760
Jesus. Doolan are you
alive, are yer?
635
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,400
I'm fucking alive. Now would you
just stop fucking hitting me.
636
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,440
Shut the fuck up. You
terrible bell end Doolan.
637
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,720
I am not a fucking...
Are you going bald?
638
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,280
Yeah.
You need to watch that now.
639
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,760
Oh shut your mouth Doolan.
Make a fucking brew dude.
640
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,080
What's the deal?
Get me up.
641
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,360
Here, wear that.
642
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,920
Cheers dude. Erm what is that thing?
643
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,280
That was a collagen-activating
face mask.
644
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,720
Invented by top scientists
in North Korea.
645
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,320
I paid three hundred quid for that.
Oh, r-right.
646
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,600
Worth every penny. Look at
that, not a blemish...
647
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:59,240
Are you fucking mad? Wittering on.
Collagen face masks.
648
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:02,920
For God's sake, let's get to the
pressing matter at hand.
649
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,320
Why the fuck have you done
any of this man?
650
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,280
Why couldn't you just ask Franny for
the money?
651
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,280
It’s half my business too but
Francis has been skimming from it
652
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,360
for years. If we’re equal partners,
how is it that he can afford a
653
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,960
60k pound Mercedes and I
still haven’t got a pot to piss in,
654
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,040
right? This was the only thing I
could think of to try and get some
655
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,120
of that money back off him.
I mean yeah. Be that as it may.
656
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,400
You've put us in a fucking
awkward predicament here.
657
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,760
I'm going to have to tell Franny
otherwise it's me in the shit.
658
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,200
Would you be telling him about
getting the ransom nicked off
659
00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:34,080
of you twice or that you paid off
the McDonagh goons with his cash?
660
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,760
How the fuck do you know about that?
661
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,720
I have my sources.
Fucker!
662
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,720
Ashley, clip him
round the fucking head.
663
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:44,960
Right, I'll say this.
If you can keep your mouth shut, you can have half that ransom.
664
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,600
Vin, we don't have the
ransom anymore.
665
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,440
I know we don't have
the fucking ransom dude.
666
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,680
I know that.
We're going to owe it yer.
667
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:55,360
I'll get it to yer as soon as, ten
grand, coming your way.
668
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,760
How's that?
Good man. Good man. I'm bleeding well. I'll drink to that.
669
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,040
I'll drink to that.
670
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,920
I've got just the thing here.
Oh perfect.
671
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,720
Good catch.
672
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,280
Get a good fucking
swig of that now.
673
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,680
We'll have a good night
tonight, huh?
674
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,720
That's a lot in't it...
675
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,560
Oh, you fecking
bastards, is that piss?
676
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,920
It is yeah. We all had a piss.
677
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:25,640
No. No. No. No.
678
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,360
('MOVE ON UP' PLAYING OVER CHEERS)
679
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,960
(CHEERS)
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING OVER CHATTER)
680
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,800
I'm covered in cake.
Shall we sack it off?
681
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,600
Come on boys, the night is young.
682
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,960
I don't care who you
think you are, you're not in
683
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,440
costume, you look like you've been
rolling in shit and you stink
684
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:14,920
of piss. You're not coming in.
685
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,560
Jez, stop shouting.
Jez. Let me get a fucking word in.
686
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,000
Shall we just call Erin and see
because I don't think Tommo
687
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,200
is going to get us in.
Listen sweetheart, I don't know what Erin has been
688
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:27,040
telling you, but I am the
co-manager of this here enterprise.
689
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:31,280
So don't mess with me pal because
I am your fucking boss.
690
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,880
I swear I didn't man.
No I did. Oi. Hey.
691
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,160
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hang fucking
fire a minute pal.
692
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,920
I don't have a boss, and
I've never fucking heard of you.
693
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:45,080
So why don't you fuck the fuck off
before you get hurt, alright?
694
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,600
Let me just...
For fuck's sake.
695
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,720
Hold me back.
What? Hold me back.
696
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,000
Settle down. Gerry let
me get a word in...
697
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,160
Fucking let me at him.
I see you mate. I see you. Leave him. He's not worth it.
698
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,840
Leave it Tommo, he doesn't
realise who he's messing with.
699
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,920
No one disrespects me on
my own turf. I did not do that dude.
700
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,440
You sleep with one eye open.
‘Cos I don’t forgive or forget.
701
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:09,040
Tommy. Shush. Leave that
fucking man alone. Jesus Christ.
702
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,000
Gerry listen to me. I wouldn't do
that on me death bed. I would do summat like-
703
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,600
For fuck sake.
What?
704
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:18,440
Davey McDonagh's just been nicked
spending snide notes.
705
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,280
Francis used counterfeit bills to
pay his brother's ransom?
706
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:25,000
Yes. For fuck's sake.
And now it is my shagging problem.
707
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,440
Don't storm off Tom.
Let's get to the Rolls.
708
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,440
Get in the fucking van.
Whatever vehicle it is. Fucking Jesus.
709
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,720
So does that mean we still owe the
MacDonaghs sixteen grand and
710
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:39,800
all that other stuff?
711
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:43,040
Yes, it does, yeah.
Christ... And they are very bad men.
712
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:49,080
And we're in trouble with them
because Davey got arrested.
713
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,120
Yes.
714
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,680
It's a shame really that that boa
constrictor won't the one
715
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:56,560
that got nicked from that private
zoo in Hepton last weekend.
716
00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:00,560
What?
Yeah, Carol told me about it. They're offering a massive reward.
717
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,960
Shit. Where did you last see it?
718
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,880
Fucking hell.
719
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,440
Are you alright?
720
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,160
For fuck's sake.
721
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:19,080
What are you doing you,
fuck over here and give us a hand looking for this snake dude.
722
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:24,320
Get to fuck. I am not dipping about
in a field with a massive snake on the loose. I am too vulnerable.
723
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,480
He's no use anyway.
724
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,080
We could use him as bait.
725
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,120
Fucking bell ends...
726
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:34,160
Oi listen Cardi
sweetheart did it not occur
727
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:38,080
to you that it might be a bit of a
fucking coincidence, we've
728
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,960
just acquired a boa constrictor from
Paul the burglar, and there's
729
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,880
a really fucking valuable one gone
missing up the way dude?
730
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:49,640
Oh yeah. No, it did.
But I am usually wrong.
731
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:54,360
Fuck. Vinnie. Vinnie. Hey...
Vinnie...
732
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,160
Cardi. Cardi. Cardi...
(CHUCKLING)
733
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,200
What are you laughing at?
Just stay where you are cos you look really fucking cool.
734
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,680
What?
Just try and give us a smile as well. Go on.
735
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:06,560
You look well up against
that car I reckon.
736
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,320
Tommo. Tommo.
Stop throwing a hissy fit.
737
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:12,440
D'you know what, I have enough of
you lot.
738
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,280
There is no need for all
that venom.
739
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,440
Tell you what dickhead. Go
have a look for your snake.
740
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,160
Go and have a look for your
little boa constrictor. What!
741
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,320
I hear you're a man that can
get things done.
742
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:31,120
Thwarted at the first hurdle.
743
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:32,800
There's no way we're
nicking them cars.
744
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:36,880
Hardwick.
I just need that touch.
745
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,360
You there. Young man.
746
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,640
The feel of a woman.
747
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,240
It's my posh voice, adds
a touch of class.
748
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,520
I just love the cars and
I want them back.
749
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,560
Right boys we're on, let's go.
750
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,120
Wine her, dine her-
751
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,840
Then fuck her brains out.
752
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,240
You after his cars aren't you?
No...
753
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,840
Absolutely.
754
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,880
It's intense.
755
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,280
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