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Mrs Marbury? 'Ya
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Mr Cust.
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Rent is two and six a week,
you pay up front and a week in hand.
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Some parcels got delivered for you.
We took them up.
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I trust you're not going to
be expecting that service
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regularly, carrying parcels.
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What do you think I am, a pack horse?
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You should have left them for me to carry.
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And have brown paper
items littering my vestibule?
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This is no post office.
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I'm very sorry to
inconvenience you, Mrs Marbury.
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The front door is bolted at ten o'clock sharp.
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I don't hold with none of
my gentlemen out carousing
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half the night.
I don't hold with no topers and sots neither.
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Nor no bad language,
profanities and blasphemies and the like.
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What I do hold with is old-fashioned manners.
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You mind your Ps and Qs
and we'll get along nicely.
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The privy is in the yard.
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I prefer my gentlemen to
not be cavalier in their use
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of the lavatory paper. It blocks up the pipes,
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and then who's got to get in
there with a stick and break it up?
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Me, that's who.
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Are you just passing through
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or do you expect to be a long-term resident?
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That all depends.
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On what?
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The success of my enterprise.
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Bed bugs?
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I run a clean house, Mr Cust.
A very clean house. No foreigns.
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Not like some round here
- take in all sorts,
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don't know whose air you're breathing.
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Mr Treadgold. One of my long-term residents.
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Got a bad back. My daughter Lily is helping him.
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Very skilled she is,
with gentlemen what have aches.
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A shilling for ordinary.
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You book through me. You pay me.
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She knows her stuff,
won't give you no argument.
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I'll let you get unpacked.
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I followed you the other day.
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You looked old and tired.
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You walk as if your feet hurt.
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I was rather concerned for you.
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I stood so close behind you.
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Could you feel my breath on your neck, Hercule?
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Plenty will say that it is vanity.
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"That puffed up, pompous
peacock Poirot," they'll say.
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And they'll laugh at you behind your back,
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but I'm not laughing
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because it's not vanity.
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I think you're trying to roll
back the time to when you were
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a famous detective.
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When you were celebrated,
when you were wanted
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when you were loved.
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I have never been loved,
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but I will be feared.
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I will be a faceless beast,
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leading lambs to the slaughter.
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I need to speak to Inspector
Japp on a matter of urgency.
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I know the way. He's not here.
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Where is he?
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Hoeing his cabbages, most like.
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Just a regular civilian now.
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He retired? Mm-hm. Who took over from him?
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That'll be young Inspector Crome, sir.
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Then I'll speak to him.
He's out on a case at the moment.
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Take a seat with the other members
of the public, if you'd be so good.
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Inspector Crome, sir.
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Hercule Poirot.
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I will be a faceless beast
leading lambs to the slaughter.
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Inspector Japp-
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"I'm going to do something
for both of us, Hercule.
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"I'm getting my ducks in a row, as they say.
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"I'll let you know when I'm ready.
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"Until then, chin-chin. ABC."
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Every letter from ABC has a different postmark.
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I keep the envelopes.
They're different from the others.
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What others? THE others.
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A small selection, presented solely
for comparison of tone and intent.
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"You're not better than us. Piss off, Froggy."
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19 years I've lived here,
and still people think I'm French.
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Are they all like this? Mm.
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You should have said you were retiring.
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I would have raised a glass to you.
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Ah, didn't want to make a big
song and dance. Just did it quietly.
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Japp, why wouldn't Inspector Crome see me?
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Well, you know what young men are like.
Want to make their name.
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He's a good lad, though. Just give him time.
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Why do you keep these?
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You should chuck them in
the bin where they belong.
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They come every day, Japp-
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The letters from ABC are polite, sympathetic,
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almost friendly.
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They scare me the most.
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And there is something wrong about them.
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I cannot put my finger on
what is wrong about them.
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Something wrong with them?
Everything's wrong with them!
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"I will be a faceless beast."
This bloke's off his crust!
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You're out of sorts.
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Too much on your own.
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Now, if you were busy,
you'd see these for what they are -
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nasty, cruel people,
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and some mad bloke playing
a vicious game with you,
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and you'd chuck the whole sorry lot of them.
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I've baked a ham.
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Got some spuds.
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Nice red cabbage.
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Come and have supper.
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Jam roly-poly with custard for pudding.
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Quelle horreur! English food. Come on.
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We'll set the world to rights.
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Even got some brandy left over from Christmas.
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I could use the company too, if I'm honest.
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If it is a favour to you, then I accept.
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Smashing.
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But first, I'm burning these.
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Every last single one of them.
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Japp
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thank you, my friend.
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Close the shed for me
and we'll head straight off.
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Japp?
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Japp? Japp?
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Good morning to you, madam.
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Do I have the privilege of
addressing Mrs Alice Asher?
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Yes, but don't waste your
breath on the patter, sunshine.
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I'm not buying anything and I've a
sandwich waiting, so on your way.
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You don't know what I'm selling yet, Mrs Asher.
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The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
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Blessed be the Lord.
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Man that is born of woman
hath but a short time to live
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Inspector Crome! Do not make me
chase you through a graveyard!
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It's beneath both our dignities!
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Mr Poirot. I need you to speak
to your colleagues in Andover.
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About what?
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Murder.
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This was Japp's office.
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It was.
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You still do those murder
parties, in the big houses?
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Like when you were a celebrity?
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Odd thing to do -
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rich people pretending to be murdered.
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Grisly.
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There's no longer the demand.
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Mr Poirot
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you appear to be melting.
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Must have been jolly though,
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cavorting with the gentry.
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The bright young things.
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The aristos.
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Playing at death.
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Fun while it lasted.
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Inspector Crome,
have I caused you some offence?
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Do you mean me personally,
or me collectively, as in the force?
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Both.
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What offence do you think you
might have caused, Mr Poirot?
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You're the great detective,
the solver of impenetrable clues.
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You work it out.
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Yelland.
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So I've spoken in depth to
our colleagues at Andover, sir,
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and received details of all crimes committed
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on the 31st of March, 1933, to wit:
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a dog running off with some laundry,
a bicycle thrown in a river,
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an altercation involving a
set of dentures. Dentures?
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Yes, sir, the miscreant being one
Herbert "Humpy" Morris, who
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requested that a passing lady give
him a smile to which she responded
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with some choice Anglo-Saxon,
whereupon Morris threw his dentures
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at her, the lady stamped on them
and it all turned into quite the to-do.
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What else? The usual run of drunk
and disorderlies and breaches of
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the peace, punch-ups,
soliciting and a boy broke the window of
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Asher's tobacconists but Mrs
Asher didn't answer the door
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so the constable concluded
she was in the public house,
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as she was often wont to be,
taped some cardboard over
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the window and let the young lad
off with a clip round the lug-hole.
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No murders. No, sir.
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No corpse in the library.
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No silver candlestick rammed
in some heiress' eye socket.
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No twitching guts in the conservatory.
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No, sir.
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Well, there we are then.
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I hope that puts your mind at rest.
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You know what day it is today, don't you?
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The first of April.
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Fools' Day.
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I think you've just been taken.
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Your time and effort in
this matter are appreciated.
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Your time and effort in
this matter are appreciated.
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Why's his chin all grey?
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Don't ask.
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Je vous salue, Marie, pleine de grace.
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Le Seigneur est avec vous.
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Vous etes benie entre toutes les femmes
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What offence do you think
you might have caused, Mr Poirot?
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Je vous salue, Marie, pleine de grace.
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What offence do you think you
might have caused, Mr Poirot?
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What offence?
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Je vous salue, Marie, pleine de grace.
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Le Seigneur est avec vous.
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Breaches of the peace, punch-ups,
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soliciting, and a boy broke the
window of Asher's tobacconists,
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but Mrs Asher didn't answer the door
so the constable concluded she was
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in the public house.
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Why is his chin all grey?
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Don't ask.
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What offence do you think you
might have caused, Mr Poirot?
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What offence do you think you
might have caused, Mr Poirot?
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The window of Asher's tobacconists.
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What offence do you think you
might have caused, Mr Poirot?
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What offence do you think you
might have caused, Mr Poirot?
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Assassin!
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Assassin.
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"I hope you're as excited as I am, Hercule.
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"I hope you're ready too.
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"31st March
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"Chin-chin. ABC."
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ABC.
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The usual run
of drunk and disorderlies
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and breaches of the peace, punch-ups, soliciting
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and a boy broke the window
of Asher's tobacconists.
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And Mrs Asher didn't answer the door.
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New tickets, please.
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New tickets.
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Thank you, sir.
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Sir. Merci.
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New tickets, please.
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Thank you, madam.
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Mrs Asher?
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Madame?
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I will find this person, madame.
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I will find them.
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I give you my solemn word.
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♪ Like the tick,
tick, tock of the stately clock
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♪ As it stands against the wall
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♪ Like the drip, drip, drip of the raindrops
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♪ When the summer shower is through
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♪ So a voice within me keeps repeating
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♪ You, you, you
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♪ Night and day, you are the one
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♪ Only you beneath the moon or under the sun
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♪ Whether near to me or far ♪
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Shut up, Lily! I can't hear myself bloody think!
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You murdering sack of shit bastard.
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Come on, then!
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Get in here!
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That's it.
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Get in!
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Going to the rope for this, you know that?
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Going to crack your neck.
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It wasn't me.
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Balls. It isn't him.
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Use your eyes, Detective Bunce.
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Alice Asher's neighbour said he
was always threatening his wife,
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that he said he was going to cut her throat,
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then he was going to cut her head clean off
253
00:29:08,636 --> 00:29:11,851
and he practically did cut her head clean off.
254
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:14,382
Her head? Her head was cut off?
255
00:29:14,406 --> 00:29:15,862
Like you don't know.
256
00:29:15,886 --> 00:29:19,971
To inflict such a mortal wound with
a weapon inadequate to the task
257
00:29:19,996 --> 00:29:22,251
requires great strength.
258
00:29:22,277 --> 00:29:24,692
Monsieur Asher is a dipsomaniac.
259
00:29:24,717 --> 00:29:26,811
He has delirium tremens.
260
00:29:26,836 --> 00:29:29,971
He could not strike a match,
let alone wield a knife.
261
00:29:29,996 --> 00:29:33,692
And where is the blood?
He's not washed his hands.
262
00:29:33,717 --> 00:29:37,382
There would be blood ingrained
in the beds of his fingernails,
263
00:29:37,406 --> 00:29:40,051
the skin of his knuckles, his wrists,
264
00:29:40,076 --> 00:29:44,221
the cuffs of his shirt.
There would be blood everywhere.
265
00:29:44,246 --> 00:29:46,531
It isn't him.
266
00:29:46,557 --> 00:29:50,172
He bought some gloves and
then he chucked them after.
267
00:29:50,197 --> 00:29:55,412
Mon dieu, Detective Bunce,
you are no student of human frailty.
268
00:29:55,915 --> 00:29:59,662
Any money he has, he spends on his demon.
269
00:29:59,686 --> 00:30:01,582
On alcohol.
270
00:30:01,606 --> 00:30:03,382
He would not buy gloves.
271
00:30:03,406 --> 00:30:06,172
And the cash register was undisturbed.
272
00:30:06,196 --> 00:30:08,942
If money were the motive,
he would have taken it.
273
00:30:13,196 --> 00:30:16,971
You reckon you know it all, don't you? Hm?
274
00:30:16,996 --> 00:30:19,891
Well, you don't.
275
00:30:19,915 --> 00:30:21,491
Case closed.
276
00:31:13,757 --> 00:31:16,571
If Mum knew what you were really like, Betty.
277
00:31:18,676 --> 00:31:20,840
If Donald knew.
278
00:31:20,865 --> 00:31:22,402
He'll find out.
279
00:31:22,426 --> 00:31:25,652
But not before I get bored of him.
Because he is boring, Megan.
280
00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:29,481
The only thing interesting
about him is his pay packet.
281
00:31:29,507 --> 00:31:31,481
He is so boring.
282
00:31:31,507 --> 00:31:33,531
It's like talking to a plate.
283
00:31:33,557 --> 00:31:35,652
How did you put up with him?
284
00:31:35,676 --> 00:31:36,811
I loved him.
285
00:31:38,757 --> 00:31:43,481
All I had to do was click my
fingers and he came running.
286
00:31:43,507 --> 00:31:45,961
Threw you over like you were nothing.
287
00:31:45,986 --> 00:31:48,602
I did you a favour there, Megan.
288
00:31:48,626 --> 00:31:52,602
One day you'll see that and
maybe then you'll stop being
289
00:31:52,626 --> 00:31:55,811
such a sour, joyless, vinegar tits.
290
00:31:55,836 --> 00:31:58,531
Anyway
291
00:31:58,557 --> 00:32:00,652
sweet dreams.
292
00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:12,090
"Hello, Hercule.
What did you think of Mrs Asher?
293
00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:14,561
"She made a terrible mess."
294
00:33:14,586 --> 00:33:18,760
"You know what's next, don't you?
295
00:33:18,786 --> 00:33:20,652
"B"
296
00:33:20,676 --> 00:33:23,760
"But which B? And when?"
297
00:33:25,146 --> 00:33:26,251
"Chin-chin."
298
00:33:29,676 --> 00:33:31,731
“A-
299
00:33:31,757 --> 00:33:34,122
B-
300
00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:35,201
C"
301
00:33:50,356 --> 00:33:53,372
I should see the other chap, eh?
302
00:33:53,396 --> 00:33:55,201
Were you fighting over a girl?
303
00:33:55,227 --> 00:33:57,090
No.
304
00:33:57,115 --> 00:33:58,682
Oh, that's a shame.
305
00:33:58,707 --> 00:34:01,402
Girls love being fought over.
306
00:34:01,426 --> 00:34:04,010
Makes us feel all wanted and desirable.
307
00:34:05,865 --> 00:34:08,331
What you got in there?
308
00:34:08,356 --> 00:34:10,121
Family silver?
309
00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:13,612
I'm in sales.
310
00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:14,971
I travel
311
00:34:14,996 --> 00:34:16,202
with what I sell.
312
00:34:16,226 --> 00:34:19,291
It's polite to use a girl's name, you know.
313
00:34:21,706 --> 00:34:23,481
Betty.
314
00:34:23,507 --> 00:34:25,402
Now we're friends.
315
00:34:25,427 --> 00:34:27,452
What do you sell, then?
316
00:34:36,786 --> 00:34:41,840
Miss Barnard, table nine is waiting.
Just coming, Mrs Welk.
317
00:34:41,996 --> 00:34:45,331
Oh, I'm definitely keeping these.
318
00:34:45,356 --> 00:34:47,090
They're lovely.
319
00:34:47,115 --> 00:34:49,041
And very reasonably priced.
320
00:34:52,197 --> 00:34:54,251
I mean, if you're too busy now to get your purse,
321
00:34:54,277 --> 00:34:56,532
I can come back when
you've finished your shift?
322
00:34:56,556 --> 00:34:59,612
Oh, no, I don't pay for things.
323
00:34:59,637 --> 00:35:01,481
Men give them to me.
324
00:35:01,507 --> 00:35:05,561
I can't. This is my livelihood.
325
00:35:05,586 --> 00:35:07,891
You're a virgin, aren't you?
326
00:35:09,036 --> 00:35:10,371
What?
327
00:35:10,396 --> 00:35:14,052
You should be grateful that anything
you've touched is now touching me.
328
00:35:15,836 --> 00:35:20,172
This is the closest you're
ever going to get to my legs.
329
00:35:20,197 --> 00:35:23,251
Now slither off and play with
yourself thinking about that.
330
00:36:14,257 --> 00:36:16,871
And that's how you play backgammon.
331
00:36:30,697 --> 00:36:32,231
Not your night.
332
00:36:35,487 --> 00:36:37,351
You're breaking my heart.
333
00:37:09,416 --> 00:37:11,791
Thank you.
334
00:37:11,817 --> 00:37:13,791
Get your sweaty hands off me.
335
00:37:13,817 --> 00:37:15,722
You owe me for the stockings.
336
00:37:20,697 --> 00:37:23,751
Debt paid. Virgin.
337
00:37:40,056 --> 00:37:43,951
Donald. You're coming home with me.
Let go, you dozy bastard.
338
00:37:43,976 --> 00:37:47,472
You stay here, we're through
- I won't marry you.
339
00:37:49,056 --> 00:37:51,751
Oh, my broken heart.
340
00:37:51,775 --> 00:37:55,472
I have a chap in here who's got
more about him than you'll ever have.
341
00:37:55,496 --> 00:37:57,621
So off you trot and stop getting on my nerves.
342
00:38:04,536 --> 00:38:06,311
Don't run after him, Megan.
343
00:38:07,496 --> 00:38:09,391
Have some bloody dignity.
344
00:38:39,387 --> 00:38:42,672
"You know what's next, don't you?
345
00:38:42,697 --> 00:38:44,512
“B.
346
00:38:44,536 --> 00:38:47,311
"But which B?"
347
00:40:18,106 --> 00:40:20,081
Who is she?
348
00:40:20,106 --> 00:40:21,621
Elizabeth Barnard.
349
00:40:21,646 --> 00:40:23,592
Known as Betty.
350
00:40:23,617 --> 00:40:25,951
She works down at the Ginger Cat Cafe.
351
00:42:04,106 --> 00:42:05,951
My darling.
352
00:42:05,976 --> 00:42:09,242
My special darling baby!
353
00:42:09,266 --> 00:42:12,951
Who? Who would do something like this?
354
00:42:12,976 --> 00:42:14,362
Who?
355
00:42:18,016 --> 00:42:19,751
I've just been told.
356
00:42:19,775 --> 00:42:21,442
It can't be true.
357
00:42:21,467 --> 00:42:26,661
Someone took our girl from us,
Donald. Our perfect angel!
358
00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:31,112
What are we going to do without her?
359
00:42:33,186 --> 00:42:35,192
I'll make some tea.
360
00:42:41,905 --> 00:42:44,880
I thought you might require some assistance.
361
00:42:47,655 --> 00:42:49,911
"Our special darling.
362
00:42:49,936 --> 00:42:51,472
"Our perfect angel."
363
00:42:51,496 --> 00:42:54,192
Betty wasn't either of those things.
My sister was a slut.
364
00:42:54,217 --> 00:42:56,960
Mademoiselle, your sister is dead.
365
00:42:56,985 --> 00:42:59,112
She was still a slut.
366
00:42:59,137 --> 00:43:01,081
I can make the tea by myself.
367
00:43:17,547 --> 00:43:19,992
Do you want your walk? Mm?
368
00:43:20,016 --> 00:43:23,161
Do you? Oh, very well.
369
00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:26,521
I've finished my work.
370
00:43:26,547 --> 00:43:28,521
Would you mind if I joined you, Sir Carmichael?
371
00:43:28,547 --> 00:43:31,521
Not at all, but it is quite wild out there.
372
00:43:31,547 --> 00:43:33,552
Well, I could use the fresh air.
373
00:43:33,577 --> 00:43:35,681
And wild weather is exhilarating.
374
00:43:35,706 --> 00:43:39,472
Ha! Well, in that case, we'd love your company.
375
00:43:39,496 --> 00:43:42,322
Come on, Wilbur. Come on.
376
00:43:42,347 --> 00:43:44,032
Come on.
377
00:43:44,056 --> 00:43:45,112
Franklin?
378
00:43:49,856 --> 00:43:51,472
Go with them.
379
00:43:55,217 --> 00:43:58,192
You're the best brother-in-law a girl could have.
380
00:43:58,217 --> 00:44:01,192
Darling, I'm the only brother-in-law you have.
381
00:44:22,856 --> 00:44:28,112
♪ I think of you, night and day
382
00:44:29,467 --> 00:44:32,112
♪ Day and night ♪
383
00:44:33,467 --> 00:44:36,041
You're Mr Cust.
384
00:44:36,067 --> 00:44:37,161
Yes.
385
00:44:38,626 --> 00:44:40,552
Is there something you want?
386
00:44:44,347 --> 00:44:47,041
Is your mother in? She's out.
387
00:44:47,067 --> 00:44:49,630
One of her meetings. She'll be ages
388
00:44:49,655 --> 00:44:52,601
and be rat-arsed when she gets in.
389
00:44:52,626 --> 00:44:53,722
I see.
390
00:44:57,067 --> 00:44:58,351
Did you want to book?
391
00:45:01,775 --> 00:45:04,112
Cos if you did, you could book direct with me.
392
00:45:04,137 --> 00:45:05,831
Then I could keep the money.
393
00:45:05,856 --> 00:45:07,911
It could be just our arrangement.
394
00:45:14,547 --> 00:45:17,161
She tell you what it was?
395
00:45:17,186 --> 00:45:18,552
Shilling for ordinary.
396
00:45:19,655 --> 00:45:21,831
This isn't ordinary.
397
00:45:21,856 --> 00:45:23,681
It never is, Mr Cust.
398
00:45:23,706 --> 00:45:25,351
It never is.
399
00:46:01,577 --> 00:46:04,041
I see what you're doing! Whore!
400
00:46:04,067 --> 00:46:06,242
For God's sake! I see what you are! Capstick!
401
00:46:06,266 --> 00:46:09,601
She's the secretary, she's staff.
402
00:46:09,626 --> 00:46:11,960
She's trying to take you away from me, Car.
403
00:46:11,985 --> 00:46:14,442
Come on, my darling.
Come on, let's get you to bed.
404
00:46:14,467 --> 00:46:19,681
She can't wait for me to be dead.
405
00:46:29,757 --> 00:46:32,402
Sorry, Thora. She doesn't mean any of it.
406
00:46:32,427 --> 00:46:33,880
It's not really her speaking.
407
00:46:44,186 --> 00:46:45,322
Thank you, Lily.
408
00:46:45,347 --> 00:46:47,161
Mr Cust.
409
00:47:06,186 --> 00:47:08,351
Yes, Mr Treadgold.
410
00:48:25,777 --> 00:48:28,831
Warrant to search and seize
evidence pertaining to crime,
411
00:48:28,856 --> 00:48:31,472
evidence which you have withheld
from the proper authorities.
412
00:48:31,498 --> 00:48:36,693
When I tried to tell you about it,
you told me it was April Fools' Day.
413
00:48:36,976 --> 00:48:40,443
Please listen to me, Inspector Crome.
414
00:48:40,467 --> 00:48:43,163
A copy of the ABC railway guide
415
00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:48,362
was left beside the bodies of both
dead women. Do you know why?
416
00:48:48,856 --> 00:48:52,952
It is the killer telling us "les regles du jeu"
417
00:48:52,976 --> 00:48:54,913
the rules of the game.
418
00:48:54,938 --> 00:48:56,952
Every railway line,
419
00:48:56,976 --> 00:49:02,112
any station, in the country,
all letters of the alphabet.
420
00:49:02,257 --> 00:49:05,393
That is private! Warrant.
421
00:49:13,137 --> 00:49:16,523
"Dear Monsieur Poirot, my wife and I think
422
00:49:16,547 --> 00:49:18,342
"you're really rather marvellous."
423
00:49:20,137 --> 00:49:22,831
Old fan letters. Sweet.
424
00:49:24,297 --> 00:49:26,472
Pack the lot. You don't need them.
425
00:49:26,498 --> 00:49:28,443
He knows you,
426
00:49:28,467 --> 00:49:29,702
the killer
427
00:49:31,726 --> 00:49:33,672
so we'll be going through everything.
428
00:49:33,697 --> 00:49:35,983
Nothing's private any more.
429
00:49:36,007 --> 00:49:38,313
This was on the mat.
430
00:49:38,338 --> 00:49:39,632
I'll read it to you.
431
00:49:41,827 --> 00:49:43,831
What is the postmark?
432
00:49:45,338 --> 00:49:47,952
Cricklewood.
433
00:49:47,976 --> 00:49:50,163
"Hello, Hercule."
434
00:49:50,188 --> 00:49:52,751
"Betty was a pretty girl, wasn't she?
435
00:49:52,777 --> 00:49:54,063
"There was a moment
436
00:49:54,088 --> 00:49:57,831
"when she realised that death
was waiting with open arms.
437
00:49:57,856 --> 00:50:00,163
"She surrendered to me
438
00:50:00,188 --> 00:50:04,163
"and I leaned over her
and inhaled her last breath
439
00:50:06,217 --> 00:50:10,393
"..drew it into my mouth and it tasted so sweet.
440
00:50:10,418 --> 00:50:12,992
"I felt my blood sing with its sweetness.
441
00:50:14,577 --> 00:50:16,393
"But I'm tired, Hercule,
442
00:50:16,418 --> 00:50:20,163
"so we'll have a little rest and
we'll pick up where we left off.
443
00:50:22,418 --> 00:50:23,992
"Chin-chin."
444
00:50:33,856 --> 00:50:36,913
Telephone the doctor now.
I'm not here for domestic duties.
445
00:50:36,938 --> 00:50:39,952
You telephone the doctor or
get one of the maids to do it.
446
00:50:39,976 --> 00:50:42,353
I am carrying a bowl of her
ladyship's blood that she's
447
00:50:42,378 --> 00:50:45,672
just coughed up and the maids are
changing her blood-soaked sheets
448
00:50:45,697 --> 00:50:48,913
so get off your skinny arse
and telephone the doctor. Now.
449
00:51:12,777 --> 00:51:14,913
Thora, tell him to hurry.
450
00:51:14,938 --> 00:51:16,802
She's in a lot of pain.
451
00:51:16,827 --> 00:51:18,603
Of course.
452
00:51:48,097 --> 00:51:51,193
I'll send a constable morning
and evening to collect your post.
453
00:51:51,217 --> 00:51:53,961
And don't make any more
day trips to crime scenes.
454
00:51:53,987 --> 00:51:56,242
You will not catch ABC without me.
455
00:51:56,268 --> 00:51:57,523
Yes, I will.
456
00:51:58,807 --> 00:52:02,353
My friend Inspector Japp had the grace and wit
457
00:52:02,378 --> 00:52:06,193
to know the limitations of his intellect.
458
00:52:06,217 --> 00:52:08,831
I wish you had one ounce of his humility.
459
00:52:10,268 --> 00:52:13,193
Your friend, Japp, who you deceived,
who you lied to for years.
460
00:52:13,217 --> 00:52:14,552
I never lied.
461
00:52:14,577 --> 00:52:17,523
You told him you were a
policeman in Belgium before the war,
462
00:52:17,547 --> 00:52:19,523
a detective, but you weren't.
463
00:52:19,547 --> 00:52:22,992
Questions were asked about you,
high up in the food chain.
464
00:52:23,018 --> 00:52:26,632
Questions about me? Why?
I have served this country.
465
00:52:26,657 --> 00:52:30,603
People don't like it when the force
are made to look like half-wits
466
00:52:30,628 --> 00:52:32,193
by a foreigner.
467
00:52:32,217 --> 00:52:35,603
It's out of step with the public
mood so questions were asked.
468
00:52:35,628 --> 00:52:37,913
Japp swore that you were genuine.
469
00:52:37,938 --> 00:52:40,603
That was him, loyal as a dog.
470
00:52:41,907 --> 00:52:45,913
But you were looked into
and there's no record of you.
471
00:52:45,938 --> 00:52:50,032
You are lucky you never
lived through an invasion.
472
00:52:50,057 --> 00:52:52,711
Things are burnt. Buildings. People.
473
00:52:52,737 --> 00:52:54,603
Records turned to ash.
474
00:52:54,628 --> 00:52:57,552
No-one had ever heard your name.
475
00:52:59,068 --> 00:53:01,193
No Hercule Poirot registered
476
00:53:01,217 --> 00:53:04,322
anywhere in the Belgian police before 1914.
477
00:53:04,347 --> 00:53:07,242
Japp staked his reputation,
his whole career on you
478
00:53:07,268 --> 00:53:08,793
and that was him over.
479
00:53:08,818 --> 00:53:12,432
His funeral should have been
packed, a guard of honour,
480
00:53:12,458 --> 00:53:16,353
but all he got was a handful
of old timers and you and me.
481
00:53:16,378 --> 00:53:21,393
He didn't die of a heart attack.
I reckon he just broke.
482
00:53:21,418 --> 00:53:24,072
And that's down to you and your lying.
483
00:53:24,097 --> 00:53:25,523
He told me none of this.
484
00:53:25,547 --> 00:53:27,523
Inspector Crome,
485
00:53:27,547 --> 00:53:30,043
I gave my word to the dead.
486
00:53:30,068 --> 00:53:33,882
I cannot abandon them. I must not.
487
00:53:35,657 --> 00:53:37,913
Your word is worthless.
488
00:53:39,378 --> 00:53:42,163
You're not who you say you are.
489
00:53:42,188 --> 00:53:43,632
Who the hell are you?
490
00:54:00,137 --> 00:54:01,793
Ils arrivent!
491
00:54:03,938 --> 00:54:05,273
Ils arrivent!
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