All language subtitles for The Nanny s06 e10

Oh, B, remember,
tonight's Hanukkah,

so I want you home early
for dinner

because we're gonna play
spin the dreidel with Sammy,
Yetta and Ma.

Yeah, I'll take
Worst Ideas in the World
for 500, please, Alex.

Franny, can I help you
with anything?

If you can get me
more paper towels,
I'd appreciate it.

They make them in paper now?

Yetta, why don't you just play
with your chocolate dreidel?

I'm right here, baby.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, Fran?

Yes, my darling.

-Explain something
to me, please.
-What?

Uh, why do
all the Jewish holidays
start at sundown?

Oh, well, that's because
God realized

that before 5:00,
to wear sequins is gauche.

Look, everyone,
Mr. Sheffield's sister came
from England

to stay with us
without any notice whatsoever.

How happy am I?

Oh, Jocelyn,
it's so good to see you.

Ditto.

And congratulations
on the baby.

We were all so excited to hear
you're expecting a child.

-You were?
-Well, it explained the wedding.

Okay.

You remember my grandmother
and her boyfriend?

They sat next to you
at the engagement party.

You choked on a chicken bone,
and he saved your life.

Gave you a bottle of Scotch
to calm your nerves.

Sammy!

How are you?

So, what are you doing here?

Well, I flew in
to surprise this man I've met.

Listen to this.
He's 36, fabulous taste,
and has a stunning apartment

which he did by himself.
Do you realize what that means?

He likes Barbra Streisand
and James Brolin?

No, I finally met my equal.

Why don't you and Max join us
for drinks tonight at Nello's.

Oh, no, we couldn't
possibly leave tonight.
It's the first night of Hanukkah

and the first night
that we're going to
spend it as a family.

Max knows
how important it is to me.

Well, I'm off to Boston.

Ooh, I hope that wasn't Max.

♪ She was working
In a bridal shop ♪

♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪

♪ Till her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪

♪ In one of those
Crushing scenes ♪

♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪

♪ She was out on her fanny ♪

♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪

♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪

♪ She was there to sell make-up
But the father saw more ♪

♪ She had style!
She had flair!
She was there ♪

♪ That's how she became ♪

♪ The Nanny ♪

♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪

♪ Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed? ♪

♪ Now, the father
Finds her beguiling ♪

♪ Watch out C.C. ♪

♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪

♪ Such joie de vivre ♪

♪ She's the lady in red ♪

♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪

♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪

♪ The Nanny named Fran! ♪

You're going to Boston?

Honey, are you forgetting
what tonight is?

Maybe I'll give you a hint.
The first letter is, "Ha."

Sorry, darling,
what's the second letter?

Naka?

Oh, it's Hanukkah.
I'm sorry, sweetheart.

Well, we'll celebrate it
tomorrow.

There are eight nights
of Hanukkah aren't there?

The first night
is the most important.

Don't you wanna
make your wife happy?

Of course I do.

I'm sorry, darling,
but there's a new
musical workshop in Boston.

If I wanna have a crack at it,
I've gotta get up there.

Well, why didn't you tell me
about this sooner?

Well, I did.
Last Wednesday.

You were watching
Chicago Hope.

Sweetie, don't tell me stuff

when I'm in the middle
of a cross-gender surgery.

How can you go away like this
and not tell me?

We've always been
bitter together
on the holidays.

If you think of anything nasty
and hurtful,

leave it on my machine.
I'll check in.

Remember,
when you're in Boston,

keep a scarf wrapped
around your neck.

It's not that cold.

No, but it's that old.

Hate you.

Hate you more.

Darling, you know I'd rather
be here with you,

but business is business.

Come here, come on.

Mmm, love you.

Well, at least I'll be able
to enjoy the tradition
with our children.

Ready to go to Boston, Daddy.

She's going?

Well, darling, the school
Grace wants to attend
during her summer session

is just outside Boston.

I thought
while we're there, we'd...

Well, anyway, I explained
all this to you
the other night

when we went
for Chinese food.

Sweetie, don't be
telling me stuff

when I'm making
a moo-she pancake.

Nobody's going anywhere!

Well, thank you.
It's nice to see someone else
is as upset as I am.

Yeah, I'm upset.

This is my favorite sweater.

Oh, well, come on.

I'll walk you out to the car.

Bye.

Bye.

Wait.

Bye, kiddo.

I can't believe
it's the first night
of Hanukkah

and Max isn't even here.

Darling, you know
your problem?

You don't know how
to keep your man at home.

Ma, I can't even figure out
how to keep you at home.

What's the big deal?

My husband never showed up
at Hanukkah for 30 years.

I still got latkes
leftover in the freezer.

-He's dead, Yetta.
-He's dead, Yetta.

He's dead? Thank God.

I thought it was my cooking.

Well, he's gotta know

that I wanna
continue the traditions
that I was raised with.

You know how important Hanukkah
has always been to me.

I always loved
that holiday as a kid.

Ma, why can't we have
a Christmas tree?

Because, my darling,
we are of the Jewish faith.

And as Jewish people,

we celebrate Hanukkah.

It's so boring
compared to Christmas.

Like, why don't we have
a Hanukkah parade?

Oy, after all that walking
we did in the desert

we like to sit
on the holiday.

Preferably by a pool
in Miami Beach.

Hi, Ma.

Don't touch the latkes.

They're for Grandpa.

I can't believe
we're not gonna be

with the whole family
for Hanukkah.

Honey, that's your present.

Well, that is going
to change.

That's why
I wanted Max here.

I want to start
a Hanukkah tradition
with my new family.

I hear there's
a new Radisson in Boca.

Jocelyn, what are you
doing back here?

I thought
you were having drinks
with your boyfriend.

No, it's over.

I found out he's married,
has three children
and a mistress.

-[gasps]
-I'm crushed.

This is you crushed?

Oh, yes.
I'm utterly destroyed.

I apologize
for making such a scene.

Oy, that's the British
for you.

They show no emotion.

[Jocelyn] Whoo-hoo!
Brand-new bottle of Scotch!

Oh, Maxwell,
this is ridiculous.

We're never gonna
find this school.

Just get back
on the highway.

C.C., why are you
in such a bad mood?

Well, the holiday season
is approaching,
I'm alone like a dog.

I'm riding to Boston with a kid
who turned around to tell me

she's going to throw up
and then did.

Ho freaking ho.

Miss Babcock,
you know what I think
your problem is?

You miss Niles.

-Do not.
-So do.

-Do not!
-So do.

Oh, please,
will you two just stop it?

Daddy, you know what I think
your problem is?

You feel guilty about
leaving Fran on Hanukkah.

-I do not.
-So do.

-Do not!
-So do.

Do not-- Gracie!

Look, Fran said
she understood.

This is business

and sometimes
business has to come first.

Father.

You know
what's my favorite thing
about Christmas is?

Having the family all together.

Uh, what's your second
favorite thing?

Spending time
with you, Father.

Say you had a third choice.

You're not going to be here
for Christmas, are you, Father?

Well, now it's just
a holiday, son.

[clearing throat]
And business is business.

You do understand,
don't you?

Yes, sir.

Well, why don't you go play
with that butler's son?

Niles?

After all, he is going to be
your butler one day.

I will not be a butler.

I'm going to be a barrister,
with my own estate
and my own staff.

[snickers]

Oh, a barrister.
That's good, that's good.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

-I think I'd like to go home.
-What?

See if you can get hold of Fran
on the cell phone, would you?

Oh, Miss Babcock,
can you do it?

That egg cream
isn't sitting right.

Turn around
and open the damn window.

Would you like some rugelach?

No, I'm too depressed
for sweet.

It's Hanukkah
and Max isn't here.

Then should I take it back
to the kitchen?

No, put it down.
I might have a mood swing.

Keep them by you.

I lost 30 pounds.

Oh, Sylvia, I envy you.

I'd love to lose more weight,
but nothing seems
to kill my appetite.

Do what I did.

I just looked
at myself stark naked--

Thank you.
That killed it.

You know, I've been trying
to lose weight too.

I've been on that
two-shakes-a-day diet.

Oh. Aren't those shakes
very expensive?

No, they come
with the Happy Meal.

Oh, why hasn't Max
called me?

Maybe I was
too rough on him.

Maybe I just
should have been
more understanding.

Will you stop?
Be strong.

Ma, I love him.

I'm talking to myself.

The rugelach is
looking very buttery.

[phone ringing]

-Hello? Hello?
-[Maxwell on phone]Darling--

Oh, it's Max.

[Maxwell]Darling,
I had to call.

-I just want you to know--
-What? What? What?

Darling, I'm sorry.
We're breaking up.

Honey, you do mean
the phone reception, don't you?

I can't hear you.

I said you do mean
the phone--

-[Grace]Dad! Watch out!
-[tires screeching]

-Max?
-[Maxwell]Oh, my God!
Hold on, Grace!

-Max! Max!
-[crashing]

Oh, my God.
Hello? Hello?

I think they just crashed!

Oh, Niles.

The state police are saying
that the blizzard is so bad

that the tracks
from Maxwell's car

is probably covered over
with snow by now.

Now you listen to me,

there are three people
I love very much in that car.

Well, two people I love,

and one with whom I have
a very complicated relationship.

Now you get out there
and you find them!

What if they don't? I'm scared.
What if something happens
to them?

I don't think I can deal with--
You know, everything's
gonna be fine, kids.

Yes, I just spoke
to the state police,

and they said
they're looking for them
and not to worry.

[sighs] Fran,
why didn't I let Gracie
take my sweater?

-Oh, baby.
-It's just a stupid sweater.

Please don't worry.

They said that
they're gonna find them.

Yeah, but how?
They don't even know

where the car
went off the road.

Sweetie, it's Hanukkah.

Don't you know
what this holiday
is all about?

After a war, my people
only had enough oil

to light the temple lamp
for one night.

But miraculously,
it lasted for eight.

Okay, Fran, I have no idea
why you just told me that.

Because, sweetie,
it's a night about miracles.

Now, listen to me, you kids.

Go into the kitchen.
Niles made some
delicious vegetable soup.

I want you to eat it.
It'll make you feel
much better.

Everything is gonna be fine.
I promise you.

They're gonna die!
They're gonna die!

What if they don't find them
until morning?

-What if they freeze to death?
-They'll be fine.

You know, if there's
too much alcohol
in your blood,

the cold can
kill you even faster.

-[gasps] Miss Babcock!
-Miss Babcock!

-[sighs] You all right, darling?
-I'm fine.

He was talking to me.

I didn't hear a name.

All right, so everyone
just keep calm.

I'll try the cell phone
one more time.

Oh, it's dead.
It's still dead.

Well, we've got
to do something
to keep warm.

Maxwell, you come back here
with me.

Grace, you go outside
and play.

C.C., it's a blizzard
out there.

Blizzard, winter wonderland.

All right, look, we have...
we have about an eighth
of a tank of gas.

That's enough
to keep the engine running

and the heater on
for about an hour.

That should be plenty of time
for the authorities to find us.

What if the hour goes by
and they don't?

I'll never experience
the sweet touch
of my beautiful Ni--

♪ Night
Holy Night ♪

Everybody.

♪ All is calm ♪

♪ All is bright ♪

Sweetie, why don't
you come inside?

You're gonna get so sick.

Oh, I can't sit in there
anymore. I'm going crazy.

Why haven't
they found them yet?

It's been hours
and hours and hours.

Everything's gonna
be all right.

You just gotta
think positive.

Oh, I know.
I have so much
to be grateful for.

-I had a beautiful wedding.
-Yeah.

Baby on the way.

Kenny Rogers Roasters just
opened up around the corner.

It's the first night
of Hanukkah.

Please, can't we have
one more miracle?

-Excuse me?
-Oh, my God.

Oh, he must have gotten confused
because of my new last name.

I'm so sorry to bother you,

but I've been visiting next door
and someone has blocked me in.

Oh, that must be Val's car.
Val, you're blocking the nun.

Oh, Sister,
please forgive me.

All the other girls
were doing it.

Val! Val, you're not 28
and in school anymore.

Just go move the car.

Oh, I'm so sorry, Sister.

We're all a little bit
on edge here because--

Well, my husband
and my daughter
were in a car crash

and the state police
can't find them.

Oh, my dear.

Oh, Sister, I'm so scared.

I'm sorry.

-I don't even know your name.
-Sister.

Sister Sister?

Perhaps it would
help you to talk.

Some people
find it a relief to--

Well, I really wanted
my husband to be here
for the first night of Hanukkah

because it's
really important to me,

like Christmas
is important to him.

You see, I married
one of yours.

Why don't we pray together?

But I'm Jewish, Sister.

Will your prayers work for me?

Of course they will.

-Let's close our eyes and pray.
-Okay.

Oh, dear God.
Please, please,
I beg of you!

A silent prayer, dear.

[Maxwell] Darling?

Oh, my God!

What have you got? Sprint?

-Oh, sweetie. Oh, sweetie.
-Darling.

Oh, I love you.

Oh, I can't believe this.

-Oh, I'm so happy you're okay.
-Yeah, we're fine.
We're just fine.

I didn't know whether you were
dead or alive or freezing.

That's the amazing thing.
I thought we had enough gas

to keep the engine going

and the heater on
for about an hour,
but it lasted for eight.

Oh, that's like Hanukkah.

The oil lasted
for eight days.

We both had
a miracle tonight.

You guys showed up
just at the very moment

that I was praying
with this sister.

Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, you're safe and sound.

Oh, I gotta tell Morty.

Niles, get my coat.

I'm going home!

Another miracle!

Oh, thank you.

[reciting Hanukkah blessing
in Hebrew]

Oh, that was beautiful,
darling.

I know that
it's the second night
of Hanukkah,

but honestly, this is the best
first night I've ever had.

♪ There is no place like home ♪

♪For the holidays

♪ And no matter how far
You may roam ♪

♪And if you want to be happy

♪ In a million ways ♪

♪For the holidays

♪ You can't be home ♪

♪ Sweet home ♪

Yeah, baby.

Isn't this smashing?

This is going to be my house
and she is going to be my wife.

And I am going to be
a big Broadway producer.

And check me out.

I'm married to a gorgeous man,
pregnant,

and I still look
damn good for 29.

And where are you?

Well, obviously,
I'm in court.

I became a successful
barrister. Remember?

Niles!

What?

Oh, good God.

I'm so depressed.

'Night, all.

Ooh. Who's that?

[theme music playing]

[theme music ends]