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Hi. Welcome to
this Suicide Girls
Guide to Living.
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I'm Rambo, and I'm here
with some of my fellow
Suicide Girls.
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Friskie, Chloe,
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Radeo, and Rigel,
our model coordinator.
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And over the next hour and
a half we're gonna teach you
13 essential life lessons.
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Everything from how
to roll a joint to
how to kill a vampire.
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Some of you may know
us for our world famous
website suicidegirls.com.
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Maybe you've seen
our first two movies,
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the First Tour or
the Italian Villa.
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Or you have something
from our clothing line.
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For those of you who
are unfamiliar with us,
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we've created a little
educational primer to get
you up to speed. Check it out.
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Everywhere you look,
the same kind of beautiful's
been shoved down your throat
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from every direction.
Magazines, movies,
television, and TMZ
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show only the same
photocopy versions,
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the same supposed
hot chick over
and over again.
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That's them.
This is us.
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Fed up with their
tired and predictable
definition of beauty,
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we Suicide Girls are
dedicated to celebrate
an amazing and sexy woman
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that failed to fit
in society's mold.
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We do not strive to
be like everyone else,
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but people said
it made us strange
or weird or screwed up.
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Shut up!
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We think it's what
makes us beautiful.
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Together, we make up the
sexiest, most dangerous
global sorority
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of beautiful pinup girls
that has every existed.
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Now that you're a Suicide Girls
expert, we're gonna go straight
into our first lesson,
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which is how
to cast a love spell
taught by Fractal,
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who is very spooky
and witchy and Gothic,
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so she's the perfect girl
to teach us this set.
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It's a great lesson to know,
because sometimes if your
natural assets aren't working,
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you can look for help
on the other side.
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So, let's learn
our first lesson!
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Take 25.
My tattoo.
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Looks insane though.
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I'm Bambu. I've been
a Suicide Girl for
about a month now.
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[heavy metal music]
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It took me about three years
to get the balls to do it,
and I'm so glad I did.
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'Cause it's hard to find
places that will accept you
as a model with tattoos.
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Many times people look
at me and like, "You're
not what we're looking for."
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Or something like that.
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I don't really enjoy
talking about them too much
'cause I get that all the time.
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Like in a bar,
"Oh, you know,
nice tats."
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And they expect you to tell
your life story and why you
have every single one.
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But I will share it with you.
My first one is on my back
and I actually hate it.
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That's the next thing
to get covered up.
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But it's a fairy
'cause I'm kind
of a fairy.
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Yeah, that really hurt.
When people tell me tattoos
don't hurt, they lie.
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My next tattoo
was actually a
Michael Jackson tattoo.
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But it's now covered up
because I get too many
little boy jokes.
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But I love Michael Jackson.
I'm obsessed with the tattoo.
It's horrible.
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There's a little bit
where you probably
can't even see it.
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It's literally
like a cartoon.
A guy doing this.
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It's pretty bad.
The jokes about it
where pretty bad, too.
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"Where's the little
boy next to it?
Where's the piece?
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I just got this
little leopard
print on my neck.
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It's actually
the first tattoo
I got really drunk for
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because I was not really
liking how that felt.
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On my head too
it was really
very, very painful,
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but it's my
favorite. I love it.
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And then my face
it was actually a
really bold statement
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and kinda freaks
people out, and
I like that shock value.
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I was having a really
bad couple of weeks,
one thing after another.
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Like horrible. It was
like, I'm jumping out
of an airplane
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or I'm cutting off
my pinkie or something,
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so I decided to get
my face tattooed.
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My face and my head
definitely changes
the way people treat me.
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I teach dance.
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I can't even tell you
how many times l
walk into a job,
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and I try to cover up
and turn down a little bit,
but there's no turning back.
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They always kinda give me
a look and then I'll
talk and speak,
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and they'll watch me
teach. The kids love it.
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They really love how
colorful I am. "Nice
tattoo." They love it.
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But it's always
the owner of places
that are, you know,
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they're a little
held back, they don't
really want to say,
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you know, their parents
are gonna freak out.
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And then they get to know me
and they realize it's
really not a big deal,
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it's not a big thing.
It's who I am.
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And I just like
being colorful.
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Really. And hopefully
opens their minds
a little bit, too,
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'cause dance is an art,
you know, so why not
to look artful?
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You know. You know!
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Welcome back to the
Suicide Girls Guide
to Living.
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I am Rambo, and that
was Fractal teaching
us the love spell.
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That was so sexy.
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So hot.
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Yeah, she's so hot.
The next set we
are going to see
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is how to do
the sun salutation
taught by James.
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She is a lifelong
devotee of yoga.
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She even went to India
for six weeks to study.
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And so she came
and taught us all
how to do it.
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Bambu, Zoli, Posh,
myself and James,
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we spent some time
in a freezing cold
warehouse,
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topless, no shoes.
Um, but it was
totally worth it.
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So, let's check it out.
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Thank you, Rambo.
So, I'm gonna show you
guys how to do some yoga.
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And I have
my trustee assistants.
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Zoli, Bambu,
Posh, and Rambo.
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Prime conditions
for good yoga,
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an empty warehouse
full of cameras
and cold.
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Actually not.
It's really not
how you should do yoga.
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But this is how
we had it today, so
this is what we're gonna do.
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So let's go.
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You wanna start
with your hands
in prayer position
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right between
your boobs. Yep.
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That's what I said.
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Stretch up, arms
over your head.
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Keep breathing.
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Feel the stretch.
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Bend at the waist
and put your hands
to the floor.
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If you can't get your hands
all the way to the floor,
it's cool. Don't stress it.
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When you're doing
naked yoga,
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make sure your
friends are all
taking pictures of you,
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because, you know,
that's just what you do
if you're a Suicide Girl.
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You bring your
right leg back
and look up.
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Keep your hands
on the floor.
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And it's like
a lunge position.
It feels really good
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when you get
the good stretch.
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You're gonna bring
your left foot back
to meet your right foot.
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You'll be in
plank position. You
wanna be kinda straight.
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Keep your stomach
muscles tightened,
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and your hips
and your back
all in one line.
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You can lower down
to the floor.
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Put your knees, your chest
and your chin on the floor.
It's pretty sexy.
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Look up.
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Keep your hands
on the floor where
your shoulders were.
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And get that
good stretch.
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Make sure you squish
the boobs whenever
you can.
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So, downward facing dog's
pretty normal, pretty
basic. Everybody knows it.
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Put your feet like
hip-distance apart,
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and put your hands
about where your
shoulders are.
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It feels really good
to keep it and hold it for
a long time if you want to.
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Nice good stretch
on your legs
and arms.
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Coming out of the lunge.
Bend at the waist.
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Bring your head
kinda to your knees.
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It's okay if you can't bend
all the way. Just as far
as you can get.
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Bend at the waist
on the way up. Make
sure you support your back.
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Keep your arms over your head.
You can put them in the prayer
position over your head.
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And bring your hands back
to the prayer position,
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right in between
the boobs.
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The most important
thing to remember
when you're doing yoga
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is to breathe.
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The last and final step
of Suicide Girls yoga
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is to take off
as many clothes
as possible.
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Naked yoga is
always the best.
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Also, get as many girl
friends with you
as possible
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because it's always
a party when there's
naked yoga.
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Don't forget to breathe,
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even when you're naked.
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To the average person,
the sun salutation doesn't
look like a lot of hard work,
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but it's a really great
workout. You can do about
ten repetitions of it.
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Make sure you do
the right and left side.
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It's a really great workout.
You can do it anywhere.
You can do it at home.
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And it's a good time.
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Uh, this warehouse
was fucking freezing.
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It was really cold,
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and it took a long time
to do the yoga shots.
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But it was good.
It was a fun time.
Definitely a good story.
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How many people can really
say, "Hey, did a bunch of yoga
and naked in a warehouse
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in Vegas with my friends
while they filmed it"?
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Now it's all on DVD
and you can buy it.
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Make sure you give
your best friend
a high five.
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And there you go.
[laughs]
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Hi. I'm James Suicide.
I've been a Suicide Girl
since 2004.
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I'm gonna talk to you
about my tattoos.
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A lot of people
ask me how many
tattoos I have.
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And I can't really
tell you anymore.
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The first tattoo
I got was on my back.
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It since been changed,
but after that I just
kinda kept going.
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And now when I look down at
myself, I don't actually
see them that much.
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They're just kinda
normal to me.
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My first big piece
was the sleeve.
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It's all tiny
little pieces
from this one painter.
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I picked all my favorite
pieces from his paintings,
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and I just went ahead
and put them all there.
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I have on my leg
a milk carton
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that says
"bad choice" on it.
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And it started as
a reference to the
movie Anchorman,
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because there's a scene
where Ron Burgundy is
drinking milk in summer
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and he says milk
was a bad choice.
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It has nothing to do
with anything and
it's really funny.
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So, I wanted to get
an Anchorman tattoo, so
I ended up getting that.
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And then I realized,
before I actually got it,
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that it also double
as a vegan tattoo
because I'm vegan,
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which means l
don't eat any dairy.
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I think that's the
tattoo that's gotten
the most attention
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since being
on Suicide Girls.
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I would say my most
recognizable tattoo is
the tattoo on my chest
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of the moth. A lot
of people recognize
me because of it.
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A lot of people say, "Yeah,
she's the girl with the tattoo
of the moth on her chest."
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'Cause you can
always see it.
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And I got it
about four or
five years ago now.
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And I kinda wanted
an alternative
to a butterfly,
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but I wanted
to do something
a little darker.
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So I did the moth.
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And it has thread
around the body,
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and the wings are torn
but sewn together,
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because I wanted it
to represent learning
from your mistakes
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and being able
to keep going and
know you've made mistakes.
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People always say,
"Oh, my God, what are you
gonna do when you're 80?"
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But, uh, I'm just gonna
be just as wrinkled as
you when I'm 80,
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and I'm gonna be
more interesting.
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[heavy metal music]
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So, what do you guys
think of the yoga set?
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Damn!
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That's some hot yoga.
Sign me up for that class.
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Yeah. So now you guys
have learned how to
cast a love spell
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and how to do the sun
salutation in yoga.
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How to make your own
fight club is next.
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That was actually shot in
the same warehouse which was
absolutely fucking freezing.
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So cold, freezing.
Everybody else wore
winter jackets.
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We're topless
and barefoot.
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What about Pam?
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That greased us up.
It made us look hot.
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The only thing
about the cold was--
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Headlights!
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Sexy boobs!
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So are you guys
ready to check it out?
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All right.
How to start
your own fight club.
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[girls shouting]
223
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[no audible shouting]
224
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[shouting]
225
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[cheering]
226
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[no audio]
227
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I'm Evette Suicide.
228
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:33,342
I've been on Suicide Girls
since, uh, 2006.
229
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None of my tattoos
really mean anything.
230
00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:40,281
I get asked all
the time what my
tattoos mean. Nothing.
231
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,953
My first tattoo
I ever got was
232
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this beauty.
[laughs]
233
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:48,658
I got it underaged
with, like, a note
from my mom,
234
00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:50,998
which I very much
regret now.
235
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:53,469
I've never finished it.
I really wanna
cover it,
236
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:56,939
but I'm kinda friend's
with the guy that did it,
so I feel a little guilty.
237
00:22:57,008 --> 00:22:59,636
I've been working
on this sleeve
238
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:02,373
for about two
and a half years.
239
00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:05,245
It started with
just a half sleeve.
240
00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:10,084
Um, this is a drawing
from my favorite artist,
uh, Jason Sho Green.
241
00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:12,453
This is the
Morton Salt girl
242
00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:14,719
which I got just
because I'm from Detroit,
243
00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:19,457
and that's where the
Morton family lived.
I always wanted it.
244
00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:23,365
I got this anchor
because anchors
are tough
245
00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:26,097
and I wish
I was tough, so
I got an anchor.
246
00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:27,934
These birds
on my neck
247
00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:31,669
which I stole out
of a Hellboy comic.
248
00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:35,611
I have these back seams
which are probably
other than my ribs
249
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like, the most
beautiful tattoo
I ever got.
250
00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:40,341
When you tattoo
the backs of your knees,
251
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,410
you cannot control
all your functions
252
00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:46,514
and you're like just kinda
kicking. You look like
a ridiculous person.
253
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:50,550
When I first started
Suicide Girls I had,
other than this dragon,
254
00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:52,290
I had just a
couple of outlines.
255
00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:55,333
You can see I used
to just have this
outline of this heart,
256
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,994
and an outline of
Michigan. And I'm
pretty sure that was it.
257
00:23:58,069 --> 00:24:01,937
It's kinda cool because
with a lot of the girls you
can see through their sets.
258
00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:03,770
When they start
to, like, now.
259
00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:06,834
You can kinda see the
progression and evolution
of their tattoos
260
00:24:06,912 --> 00:24:10,541
which is really interesting
for the girls and the members
and for yourself.
261
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:12,344
It's like a back on.
It's kinda nice.
262
00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:14,908
I would like
to get more tattoos
263
00:24:14,986 --> 00:24:17,386
but it's kind
of a big expense.
264
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,857
Um, I really want
my shin tattooed.
265
00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:22,484
I really want
Optimus Prime.
266
00:24:22,561 --> 00:24:26,122
Also I'm kinda into like
the polar bear from Lost,
267
00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:28,063
that was also
a freaky bear thing.
268
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,658
So, one tattoo
I get asked for a lot
269
00:24:30,735 --> 00:24:34,501
is, um, I have a
200 on my thumb,
270
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:37,474
which is kind of
an embarrassing story.
271
00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:42,104
I did a scavenger
hunt a couple of
holidays ago
272
00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:45,877
around Hollywood.
That was like kind
of inappropriate.
273
00:24:45,951 --> 00:24:48,715
Like have sex
in this graveyard and
make a picture of it.
274
00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:52,154
Like give it a blow job
here and take a
picture of it.
275
00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:55,557
And so I tried to do
the least dirty ones,
276
00:24:55,627 --> 00:24:57,390
and I really thought
I was gonna win
277
00:24:57,462 --> 00:25:00,761
because to get a real
tattoo was 200 points.
278
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:05,428
So, that's where
that came from,
but I came last.
279
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:08,439
So now I have 200
for no reason.
280
00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:11,264
And that's it.
281
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,838
Fight club, wow,
you we pretty
tough, guys.
282
00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:17,780
Yes, super tough.
Specially you.
283
00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:20,113
You saw my mean face.
284
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:24,588
So we had Evette and Blaze
with their first fight, and
they're all lean and tough.
285
00:25:24,656 --> 00:25:29,320
Then it was JoeLeigh
and Bunne. Man, she
got her ass kicked!
286
00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:31,794
That was hard core.
287
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:34,855
We didn't put the rules in
because you know what's
a fight club.
288
00:25:34,933 --> 00:25:37,766
So, we're gonna move on
and teach you how to
win a pillow fight,
289
00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:40,498
which is me and
Radeo and Marianne.
290
00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:43,564
Now, I didn't want
to be involved in
a pillow fight.
291
00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:46,042
I was reading
my beautiful
Suicide Girl's book
292
00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:48,375
and just hanging out
trying to get
some down time.
293
00:25:48,446 --> 00:25:51,313
These assholes come up
and hit me right
in the face.
294
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,214
Let's check that out.
295
00:28:38,516 --> 00:28:41,610
You guys stand up
and just kinda like
fight each other
296
00:28:41,686 --> 00:28:43,711
and grab each
other's shirts.
297
00:28:43,788 --> 00:28:46,757
Okay.
298
00:30:51,616 --> 00:30:53,140
My name's
Radeo Suicide.
299
00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:56,187
And I've been
a Suicide Girl
since April 08.
300
00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:58,745
My first tattoo was
my toe on my foot.
301
00:30:58,823 --> 00:31:02,953
It's my least favorite.
I just picked it
off the wall, so.
302
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,621
My second tattoo
was my whole back.
303
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:09,531
It took nine hours
total. It was two
four-hour sessions.
304
00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:11,762
And then it wasn't
shaped correctly,
305
00:31:11,836 --> 00:31:15,033
so I added another
hour or two to
shape the bottom.
306
00:31:15,106 --> 00:31:17,404
It was probably my
most painful tattoo, too.
307
00:31:17,475 --> 00:31:20,740
My most recent tattoo
is my phonograph
308
00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:22,973
that I actually got
because of Suicide Girls.
309
00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:25,106
My alias
homicide is Radeo.
310
00:31:25,183 --> 00:31:27,811
My hobbies are like,
I like old-school cars.
311
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,854
I have a 66
Bel Air at home.
312
00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:33,118
Um, I really, like,
Doo-Wop. I'm not really
into mainstream music
313
00:31:33,191 --> 00:31:36,683
or anything like that.
So, I wanted an old
school radio.
314
00:31:36,761 --> 00:31:39,889
Um, also the clock
on the phonograph.
315
00:31:39,964 --> 00:31:42,933
It's at 4:30.
And that's one of my
first set got accepted.
316
00:31:43,001 --> 00:31:46,732
My future plans for tattoos
is I'm actually gonna get
my throat and my neck.
317
00:31:46,804 --> 00:31:50,433
There was a lyric from
a Johnny Cash song
called Walk the Line.
318
00:31:50,508 --> 00:31:54,035
And it's, "The taste
of love is sweet when
hearts like ours meet."
319
00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:57,741
I wanted something
more intricate than just
like lyrics on my chest.
320
00:31:57,815 --> 00:32:01,581
So, what I'm actually
planning doing this
in about two weeks
321
00:32:01,653 --> 00:32:05,248
it's a honeycomb heart
with honey dripping
down on it.
322
00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:07,120
And there's a queen
and a king bee.
323
00:32:07,191 --> 00:32:09,591
And all fit
all the way
up my throat.
324
00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:12,630
Right here.
It wraps all
the way back.
325
00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:16,064
I'm so excited.
I've been carrying
this sketch around
326
00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:19,194
for probably two
weeks now showing it
and showing it off.
327
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:20,828
Really excited about it.
328
00:32:20,905 --> 00:32:23,772
I think my favorite
tattoo that describes me
329
00:32:23,841 --> 00:32:26,071
is my hopeless
romantic knuckles.
330
00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:30,171
I got my knuckles done
before I got my arm done.
That's usually not the case.
331
00:32:30,248 --> 00:32:34,651
Usually people fill up
their arms and have sleeves.
They're definitely my favorite
332
00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:38,951
even though it's probably
my smallest tattoo
that I have.
333
00:32:39,023 --> 00:32:41,457
I think you should
go big or go home.
334
00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:50,563
Hi. I'm Radeo Suicide,
and this is Suicide
Girls Guide to Living.
335
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,830
And that was how
to win a pillow fight.
336
00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:56,362
Which Rigel definitely
learned the hard way how
to lose the pillow fight.
337
00:32:56,441 --> 00:33:00,810
You're an asshole.
You kinda grabbed my hair
and slammed me on the bed.
338
00:33:00,878 --> 00:33:03,506
It started really cute
and then I was like--
339
00:33:05,049 --> 00:33:07,882
Pull your hair.
Rough you up
a little bit.
340
00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:09,510
I play by the rules.
341
00:33:09,587 --> 00:33:11,214
That's tough love.
Tough love.
342
00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:14,554
And then also that was,
um, me talking about
my tattoos.
343
00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:17,992
That was shot a few months
ago, and I recently
got my throat done.
344
00:33:18,062 --> 00:33:21,225
Now that's my most
painful tattoo. Not
my back anymore.
345
00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:23,233
It's finished.
346
00:33:23,301 --> 00:33:25,599
It is really pretty.
347
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,137
Thank you.
348
00:33:27,205 --> 00:33:29,537
And you guys just
learned how to win
a pillow fight.
349
00:33:29,607 --> 00:33:33,065
And now we're gonna go
on how to cure a hangover
with Sash and Mantis.
350
00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:37,240
I think all of us would know
how to cure a good hangover.
I think we've all been there.
351
00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:40,045
But mainly we decided
to do this to see Sash
in a maid's outfit.
352
00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:41,380
Let's take a look.
353
00:33:48,326 --> 00:33:50,954
[The Flies sing
The Temptress]
354
00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:49,789
My name is Lyxzen, and
I've been a Suicide
Girl since 2005.
355
00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:52,427
I've a lot of tattoos.
I'm old enough
to get them.
356
00:37:52,503 --> 00:37:55,199
I just look
like I'm not.
[laughs]
357
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:08,878
So, the tattoo I'd say
I get the most questions
about is my texted sleeve.
358
00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:12,616
I had questions
raging from, is
it a recipe?
359
00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:16,524
To, is it instructions
on how to crash a plane?
360
00:38:16,594 --> 00:38:19,791
Um, it's song lyrics,
a whole bunch of them,
361
00:38:19,864 --> 00:38:22,833
and this is from
an album cover.
362
00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:25,368
I love unfinished
tattoos as well.
363
00:38:25,436 --> 00:38:27,529
This sleeve's unfinished.
364
00:38:27,605 --> 00:38:31,132
My Price is Right
tattoo is unfinished,
365
00:38:31,208 --> 00:38:34,006
my lower back piece,
366
00:38:34,078 --> 00:38:36,342
and my chest
piece, of course.
367
00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:38,848
Always a work
in progress.
368
00:38:38,916 --> 00:38:41,851
I have started
so many tattoos,
369
00:38:41,919 --> 00:38:45,320
and before they're
finished, started
other ones
370
00:38:45,389 --> 00:38:47,357
because I'm
just impatient.
371
00:38:47,425 --> 00:38:49,586
I have tattoo ADD
maybe. I don't know.
372
00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:51,355
I just get impatient,
I don't know.
373
00:38:51,429 --> 00:38:55,024
Future plans for tattoos,
oh, my gosh, they're
never ending.
374
00:38:55,099 --> 00:38:57,624
I've got this chickadee
that's in progress
right now,
375
00:38:57,702 --> 00:38:59,465
and I'm getting
a cardinal over here.
376
00:38:59,537 --> 00:39:02,404
That's how I'm gonna
tie together a whole
bunch of birds.
377
00:39:02,473 --> 00:39:06,170
I've gotta finish
this sleeve. Add
the background colors.
378
00:39:06,243 --> 00:39:08,268
I've gotta finish
my back piece.
379
00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:11,042
It's gonna be all
cartoon characters.
Space Ghost.
380
00:39:11,115 --> 00:39:13,982
And my legs,
look at all this.
There's so much left.
381
00:39:14,051 --> 00:39:17,145
I'm gonna be
filling up my legs
here with more lyrics,
382
00:39:17,221 --> 00:39:20,884
because I have a list
of lyrics that I want
tattooed on me.
383
00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:23,654
A lot of people
treat me differently
384
00:39:23,728 --> 00:39:25,593
now that I've got
a lot of tattoos.
385
00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:29,326
Ranging from obnoxious
questions about, what am
I gonna do when I'm older?
386
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,130
What am I gonna do
when I don't like
these bands anymore?
387
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:35,297
Honestly, it's life.
It marks a point
in my life
388
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:39,969
that I was really into
these tattoos, these bands,
these lyrics more importantly.
389
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:43,377
The theme about honesty,
I don't think I'm gonna
outgrow that.
390
00:39:43,447 --> 00:39:48,475
A lot of people hit on
me in bars, thinking
I'm a bad girl.
391
00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:53,182
Um, that I'm dirty
and naughty
and raunchy.
392
00:39:53,257 --> 00:39:56,522
Something a little bit
different from what
they might be used to.
393
00:39:56,594 --> 00:40:03,090
I'm a perfect prude, honestly.
Strange place for me to be
on Suicide Girls, but--
394
00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:06,032
Hey, welcome back.
I'm Rigel.
395
00:40:06,103 --> 00:40:09,300
And we just learned
how to cure a hangover
with Sash and Mantis.
396
00:40:09,373 --> 00:40:11,807
And it works, right?
397
00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:14,777
Yeah. The cucumbers,
the boobs, the whole thing.
398
00:40:14,845 --> 00:40:17,712
Cure any ailment, really.
399
00:40:17,782 --> 00:40:21,218
So now we're gonna
learn how to properly
prepare absinthe.
400
00:40:21,285 --> 00:40:24,550
And this set features
three of our most
popular Suicide Girls.
401
00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:27,420
First we have Posh.
She's kinda of a,
402
00:40:27,491 --> 00:40:31,086
she's kind of a geek and she
holds down the fort for all
of us geek Suicide Girls.
403
00:40:31,162 --> 00:40:34,563
She's into Doctor Who,
she's into sci fi,
404
00:40:34,632 --> 00:40:36,600
and she posts
on Digg all the time.
405
00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:39,431
Then we have Naya,
and she's adorable.
406
00:40:39,503 --> 00:40:40,993
And got those
big brown eyes.
407
00:40:41,071 --> 00:40:44,404
She's got her own little
shop. They sell books,
408
00:40:44,475 --> 00:40:46,670
and little sweets
and pastries
and stuff.
409
00:40:46,744 --> 00:40:48,371
And then we have Zoli.
410
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:53,213
She is a bad ass,
hot lesbian bombshell.
411
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:56,117
So, let's check out
how to properly
prepare absinthe.
412
00:41:27,051 --> 00:41:30,020
[Ten City Nation
sing TDK 90]
413
00:46:07,931 --> 00:46:09,831
Clap, clap, clap.
414
00:46:11,668 --> 00:46:14,535
Thank you.
Avoid the red.
415
00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:17,665
[voices overlap]
416
00:46:17,741 --> 00:46:22,041
[laughter]
417
00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:26,242
I am Rigel. I'm the
model coordinator
for Suicide Girls.
418
00:46:26,316 --> 00:46:28,841
And I've been
in Suicide Girls
since 2006.
419
00:46:28,919 --> 00:46:31,285
Probably there are
2,000 girls that
are Suicide Girls,
420
00:46:31,355 --> 00:46:34,847
and I work with all of them,
and thousands more that
wanna be Suicide Girls.
421
00:46:34,925 --> 00:46:38,326
Um, I don't really like
to talk about why l
got a lot of tattoos,
422
00:46:38,395 --> 00:46:40,488
but I do like
to lie about it.
423
00:46:40,564 --> 00:46:44,364
So, I have a sleeve
of birds. When anybody
asks me why,
424
00:46:44,434 --> 00:46:47,926
I like to tell them that
because the first ballet
I was ever in
425
00:46:48,005 --> 00:46:51,168
was Snow White and
the Seven Dwarfs. I was
too short to be a dwarf
426
00:46:51,241 --> 00:46:53,869
and I had
to be a bird.
427
00:46:53,944 --> 00:46:57,710
That's what I like
to tell people about
my bird tattoos.
428
00:46:57,781 --> 00:46:59,715
Kind of embarrassing.
429
00:46:59,783 --> 00:47:04,686
I never thought that
I would get big tattoos
or anything in color.
430
00:47:04,755 --> 00:47:08,020
And I met my artist,
and now I have sleeves.
431
00:47:08,091 --> 00:47:10,924
I remember
three years ago
432
00:47:10,994 --> 00:47:14,987
when I was getting the backs
of my legs tattooed, which
are not even big tattoos,
433
00:47:15,065 --> 00:47:19,126
Rigel came with me
and gave a two-hour,
well, not,
434
00:47:19,203 --> 00:47:23,606
but a big long lecture
on how I would regret
those in my old age.
435
00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:26,199
And I should never
get a big tattoo.
436
00:47:26,276 --> 00:47:30,212
And I swear to God
the next month she came
into work with a half sleeve.
437
00:47:31,548 --> 00:47:34,642
That's my whole story.
It was just funny.
438
00:47:34,718 --> 00:47:36,049
I'm gonna go now.
439
00:47:37,654 --> 00:47:40,384
It kinda bothers me
when people ask me
about my tattoos
440
00:47:40,457 --> 00:47:43,722
and why I chose
to get certain
things, where, and--
441
00:47:43,794 --> 00:47:46,228
Because, first of all,
I think that's personal.
442
00:47:46,296 --> 00:47:49,265
And second of all,
maybe I got them
'cause they were cool.
443
00:47:49,333 --> 00:47:52,427
My parents are really
not that into my tattoos.
444
00:47:52,502 --> 00:47:55,960
But about a year ago,
they were like,
445
00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:59,668
"Well, I think tattoos
are gross and dirty
and for sailors.
446
00:47:59,743 --> 00:48:03,008
But yours are really
beautiful. They're
works of art.
447
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,641
So we're more accepting."
But every time I get a
tattoo, Mom's like,
448
00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:09,083
"Again? What could
you possibly get?"
449
00:48:09,152 --> 00:48:11,143
I'm like, there's
a lot left to cover.
450
00:48:16,393 --> 00:48:18,327
Hi. Welcome back.
I'm Rambo.
451
00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:20,260
And that was how
to prepare absinthe
452
00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:24,790
with Zoli, Naya
and Posh. Don't
they look beautiful?
453
00:48:24,868 --> 00:48:27,837
Yeah. Absinthe is a
pretty strong stuff.
454
00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:31,397
Um, next we're going
to learn how to
ditch a wedding.
455
00:48:31,475 --> 00:48:33,272
I have never been
married before,
456
00:48:33,343 --> 00:48:36,210
but apparently I know
how to ditch a wedding
very well.
457
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,578
I convinced everybody
let me do this set
458
00:48:38,649 --> 00:48:40,640
'cause I thought l
look great in a dress.
459
00:48:40,717 --> 00:48:44,312
It was actually really,
really fun. We got to stay
at the Hard Rock Hotel.
460
00:48:44,388 --> 00:48:47,357
If you guys ever go
to Vegas, you should
definitely stay there.
461
00:48:47,424 --> 00:48:49,255
They were so nice.
They put us up.
462
00:48:49,326 --> 00:48:51,851
Then we filmed the set
running through the casino.
463
00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:55,456
So many people that
was round would say,
"Oh, congratulations."
464
00:48:55,532 --> 00:48:57,864
It was hilarious.
So I just went
along with it.
465
00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,835
We had a really,
really good time.
466
00:48:59,903 --> 00:49:02,098
This is how
to ditch a wedding.
467
00:49:26,263 --> 00:49:28,857
[Cheba-Ken sings
What do we do now?]
468
00:52:43,126 --> 00:52:44,855
Squeeze it in.
469
00:52:44,928 --> 00:52:47,328
Yeah, that was
so fun.
470
00:52:47,397 --> 00:52:50,855
So cute.
You get the
hell out of there.
471
00:52:50,934 --> 00:52:53,027
Oh, Kiefer.
472
00:52:56,506 --> 00:52:58,269
Hi. I'm Kiefer Suicide.
473
00:52:58,341 --> 00:53:02,607
And I became a Suicide
Girl probably about
six months ago.
474
00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:05,011
Have a few tattoos.
475
00:53:05,081 --> 00:53:07,948
This is my first
tattoo. It means faith.
476
00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:11,010
I think they threw
an extra symbol in
there, but that's okay
477
00:53:11,087 --> 00:53:13,214
because it looks
like a smiley face.
478
00:53:13,290 --> 00:53:15,884
Maybe some day I'll
get it covered up.
Probably not.
479
00:53:15,959 --> 00:53:20,487
This one was my souvenir
from my trip to L.A.
480
00:53:22,132 --> 00:53:24,794
Most of the tattoos
on this arm were
done in Pittsburgh
481
00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:27,268
at Cyclops Tattoo
in the south side.
482
00:53:27,337 --> 00:53:31,239
Works with skulls.
So I got a sugar skull.
483
00:53:31,308 --> 00:53:34,709
This swan is a fresh
cover up that I just
had done.
484
00:53:34,778 --> 00:53:37,372
It's actually
from the painting
by Mariella Garcia.
485
00:53:37,447 --> 00:53:40,211
This whole sleeve is
gonna be like a piece
that she did.
486
00:53:40,283 --> 00:53:43,548
And then the lower half
is gonna be another
piece that she did
487
00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:47,420
with a woman riding
on a white, um,
488
00:53:47,490 --> 00:53:50,015
a white swan
down here crying.
489
00:53:50,093 --> 00:53:52,721
It's really morbid
looking. It's good stuff.
490
00:53:52,796 --> 00:53:55,822
I don't wanna give it away.
I don't wanna totally
get my idea away.
491
00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:58,891
I'm a secret tattoo
girl, you know.
492
00:53:58,969 --> 00:54:02,962
My fascination
for skulls and
blood and gore
493
00:54:03,039 --> 00:54:04,734
is because
I'm a freak.
494
00:54:04,808 --> 00:54:07,572
Here's an eye
right here.
495
00:54:07,644 --> 00:54:09,942
This is a Buddhist
love knot.
496
00:54:10,013 --> 00:54:12,504
And this one
on my lower back,
"l am what I am."
497
00:54:12,582 --> 00:54:15,483
Um, everyone thinks
that it's for Popeye.
498
00:54:15,552 --> 00:54:17,816
It's totally not
for fucking Popeye.
499
00:54:17,887 --> 00:54:20,048
I have no idea
500
00:54:20,123 --> 00:54:23,183
why anyone would think
that l, you know,
501
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:26,024
I'm a big Popeye fan,
but I'm truly not.
502
00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:28,690
And then I have
my swallow right here.
503
00:54:28,765 --> 00:54:30,960
I have a lot of plans
for this guy right here.
504
00:54:31,034 --> 00:54:33,502
I plan to like shoot
him with an arrow.
505
00:54:33,570 --> 00:54:36,198
And then I want the blood
to run down my side.
506
00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:38,798
And I want to be like
really realistic looking.
507
00:54:38,875 --> 00:54:40,172
[no audio]
508
00:54:40,243 --> 00:54:43,007
Welcome back.
That was Kiefer.
509
00:54:43,079 --> 00:54:45,707
Now Kiefer is gonna
be showing us how
to roll a joint
510
00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:48,046
in a couple
of segments
coming up.
511
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:50,814
And believe me,
Kiefer really knows
her reefer.
512
00:54:50,887 --> 00:54:53,651
But now we're
gonna go onto Ajilee.
513
00:54:53,723 --> 00:54:57,318
Now, um, it's like,
you know, I was
makeup artist
514
00:54:57,394 --> 00:54:59,191
for this
awesome gig.
515
00:54:59,262 --> 00:55:04,029
And part of my job
was to cover up
some bruises,
516
00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:07,627
like hand marks
and slap marks.
517
00:55:07,704 --> 00:55:09,729
And bite marks, too.
518
00:55:09,806 --> 00:55:13,298
And needless to say,
Ajilee just got a brand
new boyfriend,
519
00:55:13,376 --> 00:55:17,039
and, um, I hope
to get that kind
of love into.
520
00:55:17,113 --> 00:55:20,378
So, here we go
on how to fake
an orgasm.
521
00:58:49,425 --> 00:58:52,223
That's how you fake
and orgasm, bitches.
522
00:58:52,295 --> 00:58:54,593
[girls laugh]
523
00:58:57,166 --> 00:58:59,259
Hi. I'm Chloe Suicide.
524
00:58:59,335 --> 00:59:03,032
It's gotten so much more
popular in the last
couple of decades,
525
00:59:03,106 --> 00:59:06,303
that now it's
a fashion thing.
It's cool.
526
00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:10,107
But I think originally
tattoos just meant
I'm tough.
527
00:59:10,179 --> 00:59:13,376
And I have this lifestyle
that other people
don't understand,
528
00:59:13,449 --> 00:59:15,542
and like--
529
00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:19,420
And I'm gonna
sound like a total
dick right now,
530
00:59:19,489 --> 00:59:24,392
but there's a lot
of questions that
people always ask.
531
00:59:24,460 --> 00:59:26,928
Same fucking question.
Number one.
532
00:59:26,996 --> 00:59:29,521
Don't ask me if
they fucking hurt.
533
00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:33,695
Stranger walking.
"Does that hurt?"
Yes. It hurt.
534
00:59:35,171 --> 00:59:38,163
Number two. How
many tattoos
do you have?
535
00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:40,766
I don't know.
Is this one?
536
00:59:40,843 --> 00:59:44,779
Is this whole thing one?
Do I count each drop?
I don't fucking know.
537
00:59:44,847 --> 00:59:49,307
Three. Where do you
get your work done?
538
00:59:49,385 --> 00:59:51,182
Why? You want me
to write it down?
539
00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:54,815
Are you going to go there
and get some work done
today? Probably not.
540
00:59:54,891 --> 00:59:58,452
Four. I guess it's
not so much a question,
541
00:59:58,528 --> 01:00:01,520
but when somebody that
I don't know comes up
to me and says,
542
01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:06,001
"Oh, I've gotta get
an eagle shitting
on top of a tree.
543
01:00:06,069 --> 01:00:10,369
And with a lizard
coming out. I'm gonna
get my butt."
544
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,876
I don't give a fuck
what you're gonna get.
I don't know you.
545
01:00:13,943 --> 01:00:15,934
I don't care what
you had for breakfast.
546
01:00:16,012 --> 01:00:18,105
I don't give a shit what
your underwear looks like,
547
01:00:18,181 --> 01:00:20,945
and I don't care what
tattoo you're planning
on getting.
548
01:00:21,017 --> 01:00:24,111
Next time you see
a hot tattooed
chick anywhere
549
01:00:24,187 --> 01:00:28,783
and you feel like starting
a conversation with her
asking her about her tattoos,
550
01:00:28,858 --> 01:00:31,019
don't.
551
01:00:31,094 --> 01:00:33,790
Jeez, Chloe,
kinda rude.
552
01:00:33,863 --> 01:00:36,161
No, I'm just
being honest.
553
01:00:36,232 --> 01:00:38,996
Tell us when you wanna
see their fucking tattoos
554
01:00:39,068 --> 01:00:41,059
or what they had
for fucking breakfast.
555
01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:45,665
I don't tell people,
I'm just telling everyone
what's happening in my head.
556
01:00:45,742 --> 01:00:47,334
[laughter]
557
01:00:47,410 --> 01:00:50,379
Finally she speaks
what she's thinking
this whole time.
558
01:00:51,914 --> 01:00:54,314
Um, we're gonna go
into the how to roll
a joint set
559
01:00:54,384 --> 01:00:57,785
with Kiefer, Lanie,
Radeo and myself.
560
01:00:57,854 --> 01:01:00,516
Which I think
every girl should
know how to do.
561
01:01:00,590 --> 01:01:03,582
Uh, roll a proper joint.
We're gonna check out
Kiefer's page
562
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:05,491
on Suicide Girls.
563
01:01:05,561 --> 01:01:07,256
She's just
the cutest ever.
564
01:01:07,330 --> 01:01:13,599
This is her profile
and a bunch of
her sets.
565
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:17,037
This is one of the more
recent ones she did
with Cherry
566
01:01:17,106 --> 01:01:20,507
while we were in
Vegas on her shoot.
567
01:01:20,576 --> 01:01:25,104
So, if you guys are ready
to get silly, let's check
out how to roll a joint.
568
01:01:25,181 --> 01:01:27,513
Rolling a fatty.
Take one.
569
01:01:27,650 --> 01:01:30,813
[Goldishack Gerrillas
sing "Bulldozer"]
570
01:05:10,139 --> 01:05:12,164
Oh. Hey.
571
01:05:12,241 --> 01:05:13,902
Welcome back.
572
01:05:13,976 --> 01:05:15,773
[girls laugh]
573
01:05:15,845 --> 01:05:18,712
She's gonna teach you
how to kill a vampire.
574
01:05:22,685 --> 01:05:25,586
Ooh!
Contact high.
575
01:05:25,655 --> 01:05:30,854
Um, hi. We're gonna
teach you how to
kill a vampire now.
576
01:05:36,699 --> 01:05:38,826
[Pigface sings
Mercenary]
577
01:09:05,174 --> 01:09:06,801
Welcome back.
I'm Rigel.
578
01:09:06,876 --> 01:09:09,436
And you're watching
the Suicide Girls
Guide to Living.
579
01:09:09,512 --> 01:09:11,912
I was just checking
my email because,
as I said before,
580
01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:14,040
I'm the model coordinator
for Suicide Girls.
581
01:09:14,116 --> 01:09:17,574
All the girls that
wanna be Suicide Girls,
are going to the process
582
01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:19,587
and trying to figure
it out, they come to me.
583
01:09:19,655 --> 01:09:23,216
What is the process
of becoming a Suicide
Girl? We should explain it.
584
01:09:23,292 --> 01:09:25,283
Good idea.
Let's show everybody.
585
01:09:25,361 --> 01:09:29,388
You go to suicidegirls.com.
Gonna click on Model at
the top of the page.
586
01:09:29,465 --> 01:09:31,763
At the bottom
of the page is
the application.
587
01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:34,132
You're gonna give us
your first and
last name,
588
01:09:34,203 --> 01:09:36,501
your email address
to get in touch with you,
589
01:09:36,572 --> 01:09:38,631
phone number,
your address,
590
01:09:38,707 --> 01:09:42,108
your birthday. You're
gonna tell us why you
wanna be a Suicide Girl.
591
01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:46,046
You're gonna upload
a couple of pictures.
Then you wanna click Apply.
592
01:09:46,115 --> 01:09:48,515
Once you submit
your application,
it goes to me.
593
01:09:48,584 --> 01:09:51,883
I'm gonna either
accept it or decline it.
Hopefully I accept it.
594
01:09:51,954 --> 01:09:55,117
If you have any questions,
you should totally check
our FA Q.
595
01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:57,921
In this box where it
says Need Help, you
can click on
596
01:09:57,993 --> 01:10:01,429
and check out the FA Q.
It'll bring up tons
of questions
597
01:10:01,497 --> 01:10:04,989
that are going to help
guide you through
the application.
598
01:10:05,067 --> 01:10:08,559
We set you up with your
Model page in here. You're
gonna see all your info.
599
01:10:08,637 --> 01:10:11,629
You can change your
pictures that we see.
600
01:10:11,707 --> 01:10:14,267
And then we need
a couple of things
from you.
601
01:10:14,343 --> 01:10:16,743
We're gonna need
two forms of I D,
602
01:10:16,812 --> 01:10:20,373
a model release,
a W9 if you live
in the US,
603
01:10:20,449 --> 01:10:24,647
a photo set,
a photo release,
and a profile.
604
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:28,281
On your Model page,
you'll see ten of our
favorite sets on the site.
605
01:10:28,357 --> 01:10:31,417
They're good examples
of what your photo
set should be like.
606
01:10:31,493 --> 01:10:35,395
We list any staff photographers
in your area on the bottom
of your Model page.
607
01:10:35,464 --> 01:10:38,900
If you wanna work with one
to shoot your photo set,
just click on Contact
608
01:10:38,968 --> 01:10:41,732
and get in touch with them.
Once you shoot your
photo set,
609
01:10:41,804 --> 01:10:45,934
you send them to us, and we
put them in an area of the
site called Member Review.
610
01:10:46,008 --> 01:10:49,500
These are all of the
girls trying to become
Suicide Girls.
611
01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:53,344
Our members give us feedback
and if you're a huge hit,
you become a Suicide Girl.
612
01:10:53,415 --> 01:10:55,975
All right.
So that's how you
become a Suicide Girl.
613
01:10:56,051 --> 01:10:58,952
Probably get back to the
movie, so next step
is how to tie a tie,
614
01:10:59,021 --> 01:11:01,421
and Soya is gonna
teach us. Let's
check it out.
615
01:11:01,490 --> 01:11:03,958
This movie involves
a lot of bouncing.
616
01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:31,981
[heavy metal music]
617
01:12:25,674 --> 01:12:27,107
Do you need
some help there?
618
01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:28,973
Sure I do.
619
01:12:29,044 --> 01:12:30,705
Okay.
620
01:12:30,779 --> 01:12:33,213
So this is how
you tie a tie.
621
01:12:33,282 --> 01:12:35,273
You gotta make sure
your legs are right.
622
01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:37,876
You want the skinny one
a little bit shorter.
623
01:12:37,953 --> 01:12:41,081
Over once.
624
01:12:41,156 --> 01:12:43,181
Then over twice.
625
01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:47,454
A loop through
near your chin.
626
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,858
And then back through
this front little loop.
627
01:13:05,814 --> 01:13:07,645
And that's how
you tie a tie.
628
01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:11,914
This goes over here
or under, like--
629
01:13:11,987 --> 01:13:14,114
[laughs]
630
01:13:14,189 --> 01:13:15,588
That looks
really good.
631
01:13:15,657 --> 01:13:17,716
I am a handsome man.
632
01:13:17,793 --> 01:13:19,351
Perfect.
633
01:13:19,428 --> 01:13:21,419
Ace.
634
01:13:21,497 --> 01:13:23,192
Thank you for
the lesson, Soya.
635
01:13:23,265 --> 01:13:25,597
I think I got it,
kind of.
636
01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:27,259
I'm Chloe.
Welcome back.
637
01:13:27,336 --> 01:13:30,271
The lesson that we're
teaching you is how
to do a striptease.
638
01:13:30,339 --> 01:13:32,398
I'll be the one
teaching you
this lesson,
639
01:13:32,474 --> 01:13:35,875
and the lady that I have
the pleasure of lap
dancing for us, Vice,
640
01:13:35,944 --> 01:13:40,438
who was so fucking hot
that my legs were shaking.
641
01:13:40,516 --> 01:13:44,316
But I think I managed
to pull it off. So,
let's see.
642
01:13:44,386 --> 01:13:47,583
[whispers]
This is some
really good footage.
643
01:13:47,656 --> 01:13:50,056
[laughter]
644
01:14:15,551 --> 01:14:17,985
[The Lost Levels
sing Never the First]
645
01:16:44,499 --> 01:16:47,195
You should know
a lot of things
before you get a tattoo.
646
01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:49,260
You should know a lot
about your artist.
647
01:16:49,338 --> 01:16:52,830
You should look through
their portfolio. Talk
to them about pricing.
648
01:16:52,908 --> 01:16:55,706
Make sure that this
is an artist that isn't
gonna screw you over.
649
01:16:55,777 --> 01:16:57,711
Someone should know
before they get a tattoo
650
01:16:57,779 --> 01:16:59,770
that you should not
get a Chinese symbol.
651
01:16:59,848 --> 01:17:01,577
Or something like
picked off the wall.
652
01:17:01,650 --> 01:17:04,118
Something that means
something to you, or
totally random,
653
01:17:04,186 --> 01:17:05,676
but make it your
own, original.
654
01:17:05,754 --> 01:17:08,279
Find an artist.
Find someone that
you like their work,
655
01:17:08,357 --> 01:17:10,985
otherwise you're gonna
end up with something
you don't like.
656
01:17:11,059 --> 01:17:15,826
Make sure it's good art.
The one I got on my back,
I didn't know about good art.
657
01:17:15,897 --> 01:17:17,888
There're amazing
artists out there.
658
01:17:17,966 --> 01:17:20,662
I actually drew it
and he just slapped it on.
659
01:17:20,736 --> 01:17:23,330
His name was
Tattoo "Fucking" Dave.
660
01:17:23,405 --> 01:17:26,465
And, yeah, just get
a really good artist.
661
01:17:26,541 --> 01:17:28,736
And make sure your
idea is original.
662
01:17:28,810 --> 01:17:31,472
There doesn't really
have to be a reason
behind it.
663
01:17:31,546 --> 01:17:36,381
If you can live with it
for the rest of your life,
then do it. Totally do it.
664
01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:55,063
Wow. Chloe.
Oh, my goodness.
665
01:17:55,137 --> 01:17:56,900
That was so hot.
666
01:17:56,972 --> 01:17:59,941
It's a really important
life lesson, and I'm
definitely gonna do that.
667
01:18:00,008 --> 01:18:03,341
Every woman needs
to know how to do
a good striptease.
668
01:18:03,412 --> 01:18:07,576
The two of you together
make a mind blowing team.
669
01:18:07,649 --> 01:18:10,277
All right. So, we're
on our last lesson,
670
01:18:10,352 --> 01:18:12,411
so let's recap what
we've learned so far.
671
01:18:12,487 --> 01:18:14,580
First we learned how
to cast a love spell.
672
01:18:14,656 --> 01:18:17,056
How to do a sun
salutation in yoga.
673
01:18:17,125 --> 01:18:18,854
How to start your
own fight club.
674
01:18:18,927 --> 01:18:20,451
How to win
a pillow fight.
675
01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:23,896
How to cure a hangover.
How to prepare absinthe.
676
01:18:23,965 --> 01:18:25,398
How to ditch a wedding.
677
01:18:25,467 --> 01:18:27,799
How to fake an orgasm.
How to roll a joint.
678
01:18:27,869 --> 01:18:29,564
How to kill
a vampire.
679
01:18:29,638 --> 01:18:32,300
How to tie a tie.
And how to do
a striptease.
680
01:18:32,374 --> 01:18:34,342
The last lesson
we're gonna teach you
681
01:18:34,409 --> 01:18:36,775
is how to get girls
to skinny dip in
your pool.
682
01:18:36,845 --> 01:18:41,009
This is very important.
You're definitely gonna need
it at some point in your life.
683
01:18:41,083 --> 01:18:44,814
Opaque is gonna teach us
how to do that. She
is from Ohio.
684
01:18:44,886 --> 01:18:48,822
She's vegan.
She's a super
sexy environmentalist.
685
01:18:48,890 --> 01:18:52,189
She's got these beautiful
red dreads and piercing
blue eyes.
686
01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:54,990
She's definitely the girl
you wanna learn this
lesson from.
687
01:18:55,063 --> 01:18:57,827
I think we're gonna
let us take this out.
So, I'm Rigel.
688
01:18:57,899 --> 01:18:59,423
Rambo.
689
01:18:59,501 --> 01:19:00,627
Radeo.
690
01:19:00,702 --> 01:19:01,600
Chloe.
691
01:19:01,670 --> 01:19:03,035
Friskie.
692
01:19:03,105 --> 01:19:05,471
Thank you
for watching our
educational movie.
693
01:19:05,540 --> 01:19:09,271
Hopefully you liked it.
Come to suicidegirls.com
and send us a message,
694
01:19:09,344 --> 01:19:11,278
and tell us what you
would like to learn
695
01:19:11,346 --> 01:19:14,076
and we'll teach you
in our next video.
Bye.
696
01:19:14,149 --> 01:19:16,242
Bye! Thanks for watching.
697
01:19:16,318 --> 01:19:19,253
Can you pop
the booty out
a little bit more?
698
01:19:19,321 --> 01:19:21,789
You think? Yeah.
699
01:19:52,053 --> 01:19:54,453
[Holy Hail sing
Cool Town Rock]
700
01:24:13,715 --> 01:24:17,151
[inaudible]
701
01:24:17,218 --> 01:24:20,745
[laughter]
702
01:24:31,166 --> 01:24:35,330
[Her Space Holiday
sing The Telescope]
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