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Narrator: Previously on "Justice League..."
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I've tucked away a great big time bomb
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Somewhere on the Vegas strip.
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Only the Justice League can stop it.
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And since every good suspense
show has to have a ticking clock,
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Here's mine.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Tonight's extra special guest stars,
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Making their world debut,
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The Royal Flush Gang.
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Batman: We've got trouble.
The bomb is a fake.
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25.
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Superman: There are 25 bombs.
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Joker: And they're set to go off in--
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Oh, dear. That's not a lot of time.
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[grunting]
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Disconnect the following wires
in precisely this order.
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Blue, yellow-and-black stripe,
red, then black.
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Ok, what next?
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Find another one.
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[beeping]
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Aah!
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John!
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Uh!
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Aah!
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Lantern, are you ok over there?
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Lantern, check in!
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One of the bombs went off.
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G.L. Was inside. I'm looking for him.
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I'm on my way.
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Batman: No, you're not.
Stay with the bomb.
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John!
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John.
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No.
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Ooh, medical drama.
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Life-and-death stakes.
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Compelling human conflict.
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Ratings.
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Come on!
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Aah!
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I can't believe I almost lost you
without ever telling you.
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Telling me what?
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Enough with the mushy stuff.
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It's time for Superham's closeup.
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Give it up, kid.
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There's no way you can beat me.
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I don't have to beat you.
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I just have to slow you down
until the bomb blows.
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Hold that thought.
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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Now, where were we?
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A person could really
learn to hate that guy.
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Let's go back to watching
Green Lantern croak.
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That should cheer me up.
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I found John. He's in bad shape.
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Uh!
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We'll meet at the last bomb,
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Then go after Joker.
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Negative. John needs medical attention.
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Make it fast.
We gotta--
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Hawkgirl out.
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Joker: Oh, this'll never do. Harley.
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Right here, Mr. J.
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Come in for a nice, tight shot of Batman.
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You heard the man. Nice and tight.
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Joker: Lower. Lower!
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Pull up! Pull up!
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Aah!
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Ooh. Heh heh!
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Technical difficulties.
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Let's move on, shall we?
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Ah, yes.
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By my count, the Justice League
has disarmed or disabled
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All but one of my bombs.
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I still don't think they're going
to make it, though.
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Aah!
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Come on, you didn't think it
was going to be that easy.
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Well, yeah, kind of.
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Time to find out just how fast you are.
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[groans]
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That about wraps you up.
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[muffled screams]
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I know.
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It's all I could think of
on the spur of the moment.
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Uh!
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Here's the thing--
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Superman just tossed me halfway across town.
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I'm taking it out on you.
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Much as I'd enjoy watching
my boys pummel the Flash,
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I've learned from hard experience
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That it always pays to keep
an eye on bat guano.
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[groans]
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Harley, where's Joker?
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After all these years,
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You still think I'd give up Mr. J.?
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Why not? He gave you up.
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That was a long time ago. He's changed.
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We've been to couples counseling.
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I'm talking about right now.
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Or haven't you been watching the show?
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You've seen the way he touches her hair,
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The way he rubs her shoulders.
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You mean Ace? She's just a kid.
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Really? Then why is she with him
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While you're out here in the cold?
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Uh!
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Have to admit, didn't see that one coming.
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Ooh, look at the time.
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We don't want to miss the big finish.
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[grunting]
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Put him down!
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You want him? You got him.
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Aah!
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I'm stronger than anybody.
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I knew I was stronger than you.
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Aah!
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I've heard it before.
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Have you heard this?
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You can't beat us both.
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Are you crazy as Joker?
We've got less than a minute.
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If you beat me, you'll die in the explosion.
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So? I'll win.
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[beeping]
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I'm outta here.
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Imitates chicken]
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Aah!
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Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
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Superman: Flash!
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I'll keep this maniac busy.
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Defuse the bomb.
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Uh!
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Even you can't disarm one
of my bombs in time.
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Shut up!
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What kind of a retort is that?
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You're not even trying.
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Not the blue one!
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You'll blow us all to smithereens!
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Seriously, you were right.
Cut the black one.
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I mean, the red one. No, blue!
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That's it. Black and yellow striped one.
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No, wait! Green.
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[explosion]
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What just happened?
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He, uh, I think--
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Get me an instant replay. Super-slow motion.
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Huh.
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Hey, Supes.
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That's the last of the bombs. We win.
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That was quite a stunt you just pulled off.
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I know. Can't wait to catch the rerun.
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Joker: Was that great or what?
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Let's give a big hand to the Justice League
for foiling my bomb plot.
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Come on!
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You know, our show was picked up
by all the news channels.
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And the last 15 minutes or so has been
running on the broadcast networks.
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According to my projections,
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We've got somewhere between
60 and 70 million people watching right now.
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And that was the point all along.
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This whole thing was a stunt
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To get as many of you watching as possible,
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And it worked.
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My Royal Flush Gang provided the conflict.
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The Justice League brought the star power.
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And I brought the shocking surprise ending.
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Everyone watching the show right now
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Is witness to my greatest joke ever.
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In just over 5 minutes,
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You'll all be hopelessly, incurably insane.
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Can't stop looking, can you?
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I wish I could say it's my animal magnetism,
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But it's really my little Ace in the hole.
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Different, they called her.
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Some even said she was a monster.
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Is this a monster?
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I ask you.
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Purely rhetorically, of course.
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Condemned for something
she could barely comprehend,
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Our little Ace soon found herself
a guest of the government.
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But even they were afraid
of her strange power.
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Fortunately for them,
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Their nasty little headband made her
as harmless as a drowned kitten.
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My poor, poor Acey.
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All your life, people have been
recoiling in fear from you.
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Oh, can I relate.
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Maybe that's why I'm the only one
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Who's never been scared of you.
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You see, Ace can send out thought
waves that alter perception.
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But enough with the jargon.
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She can make you crazy
just by looking at you
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In person or on TV.
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Even as I speak,
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Millions of you slack-jawed couch potatoes
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Are losing your grip on reality,
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Which in my opinion is
highly overrated anyway.
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But you can't look away,
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Even though you know
something is terribly wrong.
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And the best part--
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I'm immune to all this
because I'm already crazy.
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Joker: Turn it up, baby.
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Superman: We need...
To fight.
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To fight.
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Yeah, but I can't.
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It's only a matter of time now.
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A few more minutes,
and millions of people are going to go...
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And it's all because of you--
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The best sidekick a homicidal maniac ever had.
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Harley: What about me?
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Harley!
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Yeah, Harley,
you worthless two-timing piece--
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Wait! Wait.
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We can't let everything we have be ruined
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By a silly misunderstanding.
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And just what is it that
I'm not understanding?
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That we're two of a kind,
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That you'll always come back to me.
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Yeah, I guess I do, don't I?
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But--
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Like the swallows in Capistrano.
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And there's one other thing
you're not getting.
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What?
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That you led Batman right to my doorstep!
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Uh!
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Tough love.
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Very effective. Don't you think so, Batman?
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Yoo-hoo!
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Batman!
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I know you're up there--
oh!
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Oh, there you are.
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Acey, why don't you give him
a piece of your mind?
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[croaking]
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Turn up the juice.
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Uhh...
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[groaning]
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Oh, how I've waited for this.
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# big old bats has fallen down #
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Uh!
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# on the ground
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# mind unsound
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# big old bats has fallen down #
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Uh!
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I'm so happy!
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Ah!
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I've never seen you this determined, bats.
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But as they say,
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All good things must come to an end.
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Hmm. Nice lamp.
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Just--
just a souvenir, that's all.
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Give me that!
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I'm not afraid of you.
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Wait. Please.
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I know what it's like to
frighten other people.
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That's why I'm not afraid of you.
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I'm the only one.
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Don't do this.
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[groans]
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Do what?
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That's my little Acey.
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Everything's going to be...
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Aah!
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[screaming]
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Where...
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Are you gonna...
go?
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Nowhere.
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[groans]
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It was the shock of the detonation
that stopped his heart.
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No, he's going to be fine.
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I'll stay with him tonight.
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Batman, about before, I'm sorry.
I--
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Batman: No. We never leave a man behind.
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Right?
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Right.
273
00:18:49,013 --> 00:18:51,582
Ok, I'll check in later.
274
00:18:53,084 --> 00:18:55,085
[beeping]
275
00:19:00,024 --> 00:19:01,475
[groan]
276
00:19:01,543 --> 00:19:02,859
Hey.
277
00:19:02,927 --> 00:19:05,862
Hey. Go back to sleep.
278
00:19:05,930 --> 00:19:07,447
I'm not sleepy.
279
00:19:07,515 --> 00:19:10,450
Besides, we've got things to talk about.
280
00:19:10,518 --> 00:19:11,952
It can wait.
281
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:14,771
Not anymore. I'm tired of waiting.
282
00:19:14,839 --> 00:19:16,740
You know how I feel about you.
283
00:19:16,808 --> 00:19:18,025
John...
284
00:19:18,093 --> 00:19:20,761
And I know you feel the same way.
285
00:19:24,816 --> 00:19:26,883
It's not that simple.
286
00:19:26,951 --> 00:19:29,486
John, this can't go any further.
287
00:19:29,554 --> 00:19:31,338
Why not?
288
00:19:31,406 --> 00:19:33,357
It's crazy.
289
00:19:33,425 --> 00:19:34,658
We work together.
290
00:19:34,726 --> 00:19:37,627
So? It gives us something in common.
291
00:19:37,629 --> 00:19:39,763
We can't be worrying about each other
292
00:19:39,831 --> 00:19:41,331
When we're fighting the bad guys.
293
00:19:41,399 --> 00:19:42,699
Too late for that.
294
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,685
What else you got?
295
00:19:44,753 --> 00:19:47,037
We're...
so different.
296
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:48,939
I mean, look at us.
297
00:19:49,007 --> 00:19:51,341
Just look at us.
298
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:02,586
I see a man and a woman.
299
00:21:01,979 --> 00:21:04,398
Woman: Well, it's about time.
300
00:21:04,466 --> 00:21:06,383
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