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- HAPPILY DIVORCED IS SHOT
BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE.
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- WOW...
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WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT
THAT I WOULD MEET
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SUCH A NICE GUY
AFTER MY HUSBAND LEFT ME...
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TO MEET A NICE GUY.
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HEY...
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I CAN'T FIND MY THIN WALLET--
THE ONE WE GOT IN MEXICO.
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I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
A BULGE.
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- YOU'RE GAY NOW.
YOU WANT TO RETHINK THAT?
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DON'T WORRY,
HE'S GOING OUT TONIGHT.
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NOW, WHERE WAS YOU?
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OH...AHH...
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- THE BLUE GOES
WITH HIS EYES.
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- BUT THE STRIPE, I THINK--
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- I DON'T CARE.
- OH, HE DON'T CARE.
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HE DON'T CARE.
- HE DON'T CARE. HE DON'T CARE.
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OH! WHO IS IT?
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both: IT'S DORI AND GLEN!
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- THAT'S MY RIDE.
I'LL GET IT.
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- IT'S MY PARENTS.
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PETER'S STILL
VERY CLOSE WITH THEM.
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IN FACT, HE STILL DOES
MY MOTHER'S--
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OH, OH, YOU DON'T CARE.
YOU DON'T CARE.
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- HI.
- PETER.
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- HI, MA.
- OH, HONEY,
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WHY IS YOUR LIPSTICK
ALL SMEARED?
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OHHH...
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GLEN, LET'S GO.
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- ELLIOT, MY MAN,
WE'RE STILL ON FOR THE LAKERS.
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COURTSIDE SEATS, RIGHT?
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'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I TOLD
ALL MY FRIENDS.
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- YOU TELL 'EM ABOUT
THE VIP PARKING?
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- IS IT TOO SOON
TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU?
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- OKAY, DADDY, COME ON.
IT'S ALMOST 4:30.
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YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE
FOR DINNER.
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- HEY, SORRY, ELLIOT,
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THEY JUST HAVE NO SENSE
OF BOUNDARIES.
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THEY DON'T KNOW WHEN TO--
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- * SHE WAS CERTAIN THAT HE WAS
THE ONE AND ONLY *
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* BUT THEIR UNION ALWAYS SEEMED
A LITTLE FORCED *
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* SHE GOT MARRIED ANYWAY
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* TURNS OUT THAT
HE WAS GAY *
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* THEY'RE STILL IN LOVE
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* BUT NOW SHE'S
HAPPILY DIVORCED *
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- NOW, I THINK WE WERE
SOMEWHERE IN THIS VICINITY.
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- LOOK, FRAN, I JUST--
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- OH, PLEASE DON'T
START A SENTENCE WITH "LOOK."
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IT'S NEVER A GOOD THING.
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THAT'S WHAT HUBBELL SAID
TO KATIE IN THE WAY WE WERE,
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HENCE THE TITLE.
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- NO, JUST THAT
AFTER MY DIVORCE,
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I DIDN'T SEE MY EX-WIFE,
EVER.
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- WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU MOVED OUT.
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- YEAH.
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- PETER'S GONNA MOVE OUT
JUST AS SOON AS
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HE CAN AFFORD TO GET
HIS OWN PLACE.
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- BUT HE'S HERE NOW,
ALL THE TIME.
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IT'S LIKE YOU TWO ARE
STILL MARRIED.
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- HE'S JUST PHYSICALLY HERE.
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EMOTIONALLY, WE ARE
COMPLETELY DISCONNECTED.
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AND I SO DON'T WANT TO
BE TALKING ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.
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AND SOON YOU WILL LEARN
WHAT A GIFT THAT IS.
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LOOK AT ME.
I WANT TO MOVE ON,
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AND I WANT YOU TO BE THE MAN
THAT I MOVE ON WITH.
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OH, PETER...
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- OY...
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- WILL YOU CHEER UP.
YOU DIDN'T BLOW IT.
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- WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT,
JUDI.
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WHY DID I CALL OUT
PETER'S NAME?
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I KNOW WHY.
BECAUSE EVERYWHERE I TURN,
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THERE HE IS.
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NO WONDER ELLIOT'S MAD.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT I DO
WHEN JERRY'S MAD AT ME?
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- JERRY'S YOUR CAT.
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- A MAN IS A MAN, BABY.
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AND THEY ALL HAVE
SHORT MEMORIES.
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I HAD JERRY NEUTERED.
YOU DON'T THINK HE WAS PISSED?
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BUT THEN I OFFERED HIM
A TREAT,
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HE PURRED ON MY LAP
THAT NIGHT.
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- WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU SAYING?
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- CALL ELLIOT.
INVITE HIM BACK OVER.
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- OH, ARE YOU KIDDING?
- HE'LL NEVER COME.
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- HE WILL IF YOU STOP
SHOUTING OUT "PETER."
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- AND THEN, IN THE HEAT
OF EL AMOR,
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MISS FRAN CALLED MR. ELLIOT
MR. PETER.
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- AND THEN
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
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- WELL, THEN SHE WALKED
IN THE ROOM AND LOOKED AT YOU
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LIKE SHE WANTED
TO KILL YOU.
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- ME?
- YES, YOU!
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- OH...
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OH, SWEETIE, I FEEL TERRIBLE,
BUT I'M SURE ELLIOT UNDERSTOOD.
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I MEAN,
THIS IS A LOT OF MAN.
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- WELL, I WANT THAT LOT OF MAN
OUT OF MY HOUSE TONIGHT
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BECAUSE ELLIOT AND I NEED
OUR PRIVACY.
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- UH, HEY, EXCUSE ME,
IT'S MY HOUSE TOO.
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WHY AM I THE ONE
BEING INCONVENIENCED?
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- BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT TURNED GAY AND...
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TURNED GAY!
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- WELL, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
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- OH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
PUT ON THAT MINT-GREEN V-NECK
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THAT YOU HAD TO HAVE,
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AND GO TO THAT PIANO BAR
IN WEST HOLLYWOOD.
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- OH, I CAN'T GO THERE.
- WHY NOT?
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- I'M FAT.
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- OH, MY GOD!
- OH, GOD!
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- NOW, HOLD ON!
I'M GAY FAT.
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IT'S A WHOLE OTHER SCALE.
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- CAN YOU BELIEVE HIM?
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HE JUST WENT FROM ZERO TO ELTON
IN 60 SECONDS.
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- LOOK, I'LL GO WITH YOU, PETE.
I LOVE THAT PLACE.
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- HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?
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- WELL, I SING THERE
FOR OPEN-MIKE NIGHT.
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THE BOYS ADORE ME.
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OF COURSE, HALF OF THEM THINK
I'M A DRAG QUEEN, BUT...
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MAMA LIKES ATTENTION!
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- WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
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- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
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I'LL GET OUT
OF YOUR HAIR TONIGHT.
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- THANK YOU.
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- AND THEN YOU CAN HAVE
YOUR PRIVACY
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WITH PETER. OOPS.
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- I'M SO GLAD I CALLED.
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- I'M JUST GLAD
YOU CALLED ME ELLIOT.
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- WHERE ARE WE GOING?
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- THE BEDROOM.
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- OH. OKAY.
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THAT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE
THAT'S WHERE I KEEP MY BED.
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- YOU OKAY.
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- OH, FINE. WONDERFUL.
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JUST SO YOU KNOW,
I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE
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TO GET TO THE GYM THIS...
DECADE.
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- FRAN, I CAN BARELY
SEE YOU.
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- I KNOW.
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HI.
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I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
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DO YOU MIND IF WE JUST
SWITCH POSITIONS?
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- I KNOW IT'S BEEN A WHILE,
BUT YOU DO REALIZE
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WE HAVEN'T STARTED YET.
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- NO, NO, I MEAN
SWITCH SIDES.
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BECAUSE THIS SIDE USUALLY
BELONGED TO...
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OH, WHO CARES?
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OH...OH...
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OH, ELLIOT...
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WAIT, WHAT'D I SAY?
- YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE GOOD.
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CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
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YOUR EX-WIFE IS IN BED
RIGHT NOW
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HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER MAN.
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AREN'T YOU JUST
A LITTLE BIT JEALOUS?
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- OF COURSE. OF HER.
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THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE
A FIREMAN.
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I JUST WANT HER
TO BE HAPPY.
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- THAT'S ALL I WANT TOO.
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I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE
SHE HASN'T HAD ENOUGH HAPPINESS.
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DIVORCED FIVE MINUTES,
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AND SHE ALREADY HAS
A FIREMAN?
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- YEAH, RIGHT?
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WHEN'S IT GONNA HAPPEN
FOR ME?
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WHEN AM I GONNA GET
A BOYFRIEND?
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- HELLO?
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I HAVEN'T DATED
SINCE OBAMA TOOK OFFICE.
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- ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU'RE
HAVING A LITTLE DRY SPELL.
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- SENATOR OBAMA!
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THANK YOU.
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- JUDI, I FEEL GUILTY.
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- FOR WHAT, BABY?
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- YOU KNOW,
FOR FRUINING RANNY'S LIFE.
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- OH, NO, NO, YOU DID NOT
FRUIN RANNY'S LIFE.
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YOU STAYED TRUE
TO YOURSELF. HUH?
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- OH, IT'S MORNING.
I THINK WE CAN GO HOME NOW.
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- YEAH.
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- UH, GUYS, DO YOU HAVE
A DESIGNATED DRIVER?
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COME ON,
I'LL DRIVE YOU HOME.
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- YAY!
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- OW.
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OH...
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SHH.
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MAN...WHOA!
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LET'S NOT LET PETER
COME BETWEEN US AGAIN.
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- LAST NIGHT WAS AMAZING.
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- WELL, THIS MORNING
CAN BE
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EVEN AMAZING-ER.
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COME HERE, SEXY.
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- OKAY.
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- GOOD MORNING
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OH, NO.
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SOMEBODY'S GONNA HAVE
TO SHARE.
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- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
ARE YOU INSANE?
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- I'M SORRY. I HAD, LIKE,
9,000 POMAGRITAS.
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- OKAY, SO THERE YOU GO.
HE WAS SCHNOCKERED.
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HE DIDN'T MEAN TO
GET INTO BED WITH YOU.
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YOU DIDN'T DID YOU?
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- OF COURSE I DIDN'T!
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- OKAY THEN,
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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- YEAH, NO HARM DONE.
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- YEAH. IT'S OVER.
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WHAT'S PASSED IS PASSED.
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I KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD
MAKE US SOME BREAKFAST.
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- I'LL BLANCH SOME EGGS.
- I'LL TOAST SOME SOURDOUGH.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT,
I THINK I SHOULD GO.
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both: WHY?
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- BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE
I'M DATING BOTH OF YOU.
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- WE DON'T ACTUALLY DO
THAT SORT OF THING.
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- FRAN...
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I'VE BEEN DIVORCED
SIX YEARS,
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AND I'VE GONE OUT
WITH A LOT OF WOMEN.
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- ODDLY, I FIND THAT
A PLUS.
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- NO, THE POINT IS,
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YOU'VE ONLY BEEN DIVORCED
SIX MONTHS.
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YOU THINK YOU'VE MOVED ON,
BUT YOU HAVEN'T.
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- YES, I HAVE.
HE HASN'T!
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- LOOK, I KNOW
WE HAVE SOMETHING HERE,
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BUT YOU'RE NOT READY.
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IT TAKES TIME
TO FIGURE THESE THINGS OUT.
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- BUT I'M A QUICK LEARNER.
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- YOU TAKE CARE
OF YOURSELF.
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- OH...
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OH...
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- WOW, THERE GOES
ONE SENSITIVE MAN.
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- YOU ARE DEAD!
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- OKAY, OKAY,
NOW, HOLD ON.
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TECHNICALLY, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO SENT ME OUT TO A BAR.
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- STOP! I AM DONE WITH
THIS WHOLE SICK ARRANGEMENT!
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I'M DOING WHAT I SHOULD HAVE
DONE SIX MONTHS AGO.
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I AM LEAVING.
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- TO GO WHERE?
WITH WHAT MONEY?
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- I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
I'M AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN.
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AND FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN 18 YEARS,
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I'M GOING TO EXERCISE
THAT INDEPENDENCE!
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- YOU CAN'T LIVE HERE,
DARLING.
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- WHY? PETER IS RUINING
MY LIFE.
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- SWEETHEART,
YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE.
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- WHO? WHO ARE WE GONNA MEET
THAT'S BETTER THAN ELLIOT?
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I'M GONNA CALL HIM
RIGHT NOW.
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MAYBE HE WON'T
HOLD THIS AGAINST ME,
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00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,100
AND WE'RE STILL ON
FOR THE LAKER GAME.
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- MY SWEET ANGEL,
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LOVE OF MY LIFE
WHO CAN'T LIVE HERE...
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HOW CAN I PUT THIS
SUBTLY?
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YOUR FATHER AND I LIKE
TO BE SPONTANEOUS.
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AT ANY GIVEN TIME...
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IN ANY GIVEN ROOM.
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- WELL, DADDY'S 72
WITH A TITANIUM HIP.
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HOW SPONTANEOUS
ARE YOU GONNA BE?
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- AND WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES,
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I JUST CRUSH UP A CHIP
OF CIALIS
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AND SPRINKLE IT
IN HIS VANILLA ICE CREAM.
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SWEETHEART, GO HOME.
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YOU AND PETER NEED
TO FIGURE OUT
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HOW TO COHABITATE.
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LOOK, IT'S A NEW DIVORCE.
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YOU HAVE A LIFETIME
OF NOT BEING TOGETHER
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TO MAKE IT WORK.
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- ELLIOT THINKS ME AND HIM
GOING TO THE GAME TOGETHER
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WOULD BE AWKWARD.
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- OH...SIT DOWN, HONEY.
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I'LL GET YOU A NICE BOWL
OF VANILLA ICE CREAM.
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00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:13,067
- IT ALWAYS GIVES ME
A LIFT.
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OH...
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- MR. PETER,
I HAVE YOUR ASPIRIN.
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- OH, THANK YOU, CESAR.
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LISTEN, I WANT TO EXPLAIN WHAT
YOU WALKED IN ON THIS MORNING.
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IT WAS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.
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- OF COURSE.
YOU ARE THREE PEOPLE.
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00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,733
YOU NEED A KING.
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00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:39,927
MY COUSIN HECTOR,
HE SELLS MATTRESSES.
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00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:44,267
- UH, NO.
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MAT--
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I'M--
FINE, I'LL CALL HIM.
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00:15:47,967 --> 00:15:49,597
- OH, GOOD, YOU'RE HERE.
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SURPRISE, SURPRISE.
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00:15:51,633 --> 00:15:54,433
- FRAN, I'M SORRY.
IT WAS TOTALLY MY FAULT.
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00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:57,397
- YES, IT WAS,
BUT WE ARE NOT GOING
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TO HAVE IT HAPPEN AGAIN
BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA
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SET UP BOUNDARIES.
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00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,330
FROM NOW ON, YOU CAN'T COME
INTO MY BEDROOM ANYMORE.
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00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:06,327
AND WHEN I'M
IN THE BATHROOM,
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NO MORE STROLLIN' IN
TO GET MY HAIR GEL
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OR MY PUMICE STONE
OR MY APRICOT FACIAL SCRUB.
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- OKAY, FINE.
BUT THE SAME GOES FOR YOU.
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00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:17,127
YOU CAN'T JUST COME
INTO THE BATHROOM
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00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:18,427
WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER,
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00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:20,567
OR GO INTO MY ROOM
WHEN I'M DOING MY SHAKE WEIGHT.
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00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:24,900
AND, YES,
THAT IS WHAT I'M DOING.
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00:16:24,933 --> 00:16:26,103
- I'M FINE.
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00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:28,603
- THIS IS GOOD. BOUNDARIES!
- YEP.
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00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:30,503
- WE'RE EACH DOING
OUR OWN THING.
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00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:33,433
- YEAH. WE'RE GONNA BE LIKE
SIMPLY TWO PEOPLE
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THAT HAPPEN TO BE
LIVING TOGETHER.
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00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,070
- LOVE IT.
- I'M LOVING IT MORE.
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00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,197
- SOME NIGHTS
THE HOUSE IS YOURS,
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00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:39,273
SOME NIGHTS THE HOUSE IS MINE.
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00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,730
- NOW, THIS IS
A DIVORCE.
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- STARTS RIGHT NOW.
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TONIGHT,
THIS HOUSE IS YOURS.
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- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
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00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:49,067
I AM GOING TO HEAR
JUDI SING.
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00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,730
- OH, JUDI'S TONIGHT?
WHAT TIME DOES SHE GO ON?
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00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:52,967
- NOT TILL 9:00.
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00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:54,567
- WELL, I'M GONNA HAVE
TO EAT BEFORE.
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00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,930
- I'M GONNA SWING BY
BOSSA NOVA.
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00:16:55,967 --> 00:16:57,697
- OH, I LOVE
THE CHICKEN SALAD THERE,
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00:16:57,733 --> 00:16:59,133
BUT THE PARKING'S
SUCH A PAIN.
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00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:00,667
- ALL RIGHT,
WE'LL TAKE ONE CAR.
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00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:03,370
- OKAY. SHOULD I CHANGE?
- NO. I LOVE YOU IN THAT.
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00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,070
GET THE GROUPON,
I'LL GET THE KEYS.
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00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,170
- OH, THEY'RE RIGHT HERE.
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00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,730
- AND GET A JACKET, FRAN.
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00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:09,067
YOU ALWAYS GET COLD
ON THAT PATIO.
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00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:10,727
- OH, BOY, WOW!
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00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:13,797
I FINALLY FEEL LIKE
WE'RE MOVING FORWARD
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00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,973
AS SEPARATE PEOPLE.
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00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:19,067
- I KNOW.
IT FEELS SO WEIRD.
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00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:22,600
- THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE
IT'S SO NEW.
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00:17:22,633 --> 00:17:25,403
- OH, UH, WOULD YOU--
- SURE.
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00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:39,627
- * OH, I AIN'T GOT
NOBODY *
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00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:43,297
* NOBODY CARES FOR ME
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* NO
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* NOT YOU
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00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:49,067
- NOT YOU OVER THERE *
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00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,197
* YOU DON'T CARE,
YOU REALLY DON'T CARE *
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00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:55,133
* NOBODY CARES FOR
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00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:58,597
* ME
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00:17:58,633 --> 00:18:03,203
* OH OH OOOHHH
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00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:04,573
YEAH!
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00:18:05,633 --> 00:18:07,233
- COME ON, JUDI,
BELT ANOTHER ONE!
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00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,100
- YOU KNOW,
I DIDN'T SAY THIS BEFORE...
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00:18:14,133 --> 00:18:15,973
I THINK ELLIOT KINDA
OVERREACTED
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00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:17,427
TO THAT WHOLE BED THING.
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00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:18,867
- HE DID, DIDN'T HE?
- COME ON!
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00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,230
- OVER THE TOP.
- OVER THE TOP.
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00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,827
- WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
- SO ALL RIGHT,
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00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:25,327
HE ENDS UP SPOONING
YOUR GAY EX-HUSBAND.
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00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:29,227
- YOU'RE IN L.A., BABY.
GROW UP. HUH?
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00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:33,197
- SO I'M FORGIVEN FOR RUINING IT
WITH ELLIOT FOR GOOD?
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00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:35,903
- NO. BUT GIVE ME TIME.
335
00:18:35,933 --> 00:18:38,403
- HI, I'M MIKE.
CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?
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00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:40,073
- OH...
- HI. FRAN.
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00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:43,227
MARRIED 18 YEARS
AND STILL TOGETHER.
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00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:44,897
- SORRY.
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00:18:44,933 --> 00:18:47,273
NOW WE'RE GOOD.
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