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hello everyone and welcome to another
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wonderful episode of hex presents
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i am your host laurie brister a horror
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filmmaker extraordinaire
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who is presenting to you this
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introduction in a rather
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casual and informal fashion welcome to
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my
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um living room and i feel that this
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informal presentation
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is quite appropriate given that it's
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summer it's a glorious day outside and
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and here i am in a a checkered shirt so
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fabulous right so the reason i have you
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all here today
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is for a re-release of a hex presents
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feature film
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called eagle maniac now unfortunately
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when we first shared the eagle maniac
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there was a technical glitch
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and well that's not fair at all for the
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artists concerned
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so we've fixed that and we've uploaded
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the video again
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hence this wonderful new introduction
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and for any of you who haven't seen
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egomaniac before
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you are in for a spectacular treat
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directed by kate shenton eagle maniac
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premiered
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at frightfest the uk's premier horror
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film festival
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a few years ago it's a wonderful
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independent film
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that stars nick lamont and adam reese
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davis
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and it's concerns the making of an
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independent horror film which is
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something i can relate to very easily
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as an indie filmmaker myself it is a
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hilarious
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horror comedy and i genuinely mean it is
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hilarious because most horror comedies
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are utter cringe and i suffer through
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them with the patience of
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a man with very little patience but this
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is worth watching it's hilarious and
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utterly utterly dark
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kate shenton is something of a director
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writer prodigy and has been the winner
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of an up-and-coming talent award for new
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directors
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and directors from screen international
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and
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as a real talent to behold and that's
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not to
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pay the service either to the cast who
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pull their own weight and do a
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magnificent performance
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nick lamont as the independent filmmaker
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going insane
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in her attempts to produce a horror film
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about well what's supposed to be a
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romantic comedy thriller with a zombie
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ends up having to
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include a talking hand puppet it's or
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talking dog shooter saying oh
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it's lots of crazy stuff like that and
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uh adam ruiz davis who plays the
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sleaziest producer imaginable
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it does so in a very authentic way and i
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should know
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because i am basically a film producer
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myself
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so he's done a powerful character study
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of us all
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with his performance in this film and
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also starring as
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lawrence r harvey from human centipede
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any of you who have met lawrence at
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festivals and conventions will know that
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he is a gentle soul
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but i don't think you'll find a more
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gentle soul
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than the character he plays in this who
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is utterly hilarious
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so do enjoy egomaniac
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and please check out kate shenton's work
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online
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and if you like our video please like
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and share
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thank you so much and goodbye
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i did it i did it i made my [ __ ] film
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there's no idea how hard i've worked
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there was a moment when i thought
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making this film would drive me crazy
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my name is katherine sweeney and this is
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the director's commentary
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you only get one chance to taste the
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true flavor of a wine just
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one the first sip
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i am full bodied rich
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spicy and yeah i can taste the french
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countryside it's good
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yeah it's really uh it's got that sort
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of
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grape thing and red
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flavours and yeah it's good really good
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yeah it's expensive right
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i watched your films really what did you
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think good
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a bit transgressive for my taste but
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yeah you've got potential
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thank you you're welcome you've got the
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fire the fire you know the fire
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the hunger a spark of talent there's so
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many wannabes out there trying to make
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[ __ ] films but you
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yeah you're the real deal so catherine
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tell me what's next come on hit me
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uh well dude right no hesitation okay
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you've got one minute
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pitch me if i like it i'll get you a
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million
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okay um well it's a zombie horror
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romantic comedy
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feature length about this woman who
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manages to
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survive the zombie apocalypse and then
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one day she meets the zombie of this guy
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she had a huge
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crush on it stop to stop your pitching
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is [ __ ] you're telling me the story i
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don't give a [ __ ] about the story
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all i want to know is one thing
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what does it have a talking dog in it
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well does it have a talking dog in it no
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put one in
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but it's a zombie horror romantic comedy
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doesn't matter put one in
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why because they sell films everybody
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loves talking dogs
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they're [ __ ] good films don't make money
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i don't think a talking dog would work
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within the um the artistic vision
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of the people right you're not an artist
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you're a filmmaker
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your job is to tick boxes the more boxes
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that get ticked the more money i make
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i didn't become a filmmaker to make
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money why did you become a filmmaker
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because i love making films and i'd like
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to think i'm
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pretty good at it really yes i'm a
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creative person
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and i just want to share my work with
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the world filmmaking
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it's not creative it's supply and demand
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you make a film you package it you put
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it on a shelf you sell it
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well i disagree do you
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you make me a film with a talking dog on
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the poster
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and i'll get you at least a million
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possibly two
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well i've never made a film for more
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than a grand i thought you made a
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feature documentary
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i did on a ground did it make money not
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really
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there you go nobody [ __ ] saw it
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it's supply and demand all right you got
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talent don't waste it trying to be an
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artist
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welcome welcome to the second annual
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shorter than short
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film festival where we pride ourselves
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on bringing short film
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we're very excited to announce that
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today we have the director of [ __ ]
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catherine sweeney
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here to introduce her film so let's give
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her a big round of applause
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so i first got the great and let's see
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the film
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thank you so much for screening my film
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i mean i had hoped there'd be a few more
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people but really that's my strong
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turnout for our festival
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is it you'd be very proud of yourself we
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can't wait to see what you come up with
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next year
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oh no i need to get the funding first
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i'll do that
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we're expecting big things from you
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hi i'm devon i'm a writer i'm a director
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producer i'm a dp i'm a sound person
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i'm a walk-on artiste card
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have you got a film in the festival no
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have you ever made a film
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no have you got any money no
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have you got any equipment i've got a
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gopro
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i'll be in touch
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interior protection bunker
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nikki white is the sole survivor of the
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zombie apocalypse
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ah i can breathe smart
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intelligent and observant
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she is a scientist looking for a zombie
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antidote there's got
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to be an antidote
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not here she has a samurai sword
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and always wears perfectly applied lip
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gloss
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and she's on the hunt for zombies
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where are you selfie scum
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interior creepy corridor
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nikki white is walking down the corridor
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a zombie's groan can be heard in the
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she's looking for it she will find it
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will kill it
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nikki turns a corner she sees the zombie
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she slowly approaches
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the tension builds
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she is about to strike
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kevin cut cut god i'm sorry sorry cut
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[ __ ] sake what now what is my
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my motivation here you're a zombie your
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motivation
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is to eat my brains yeah yeah but but
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what kind of zombie am i
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am i sort of a 28 days later one or am i
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more dawn of the dead
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um um i don't give a [ __ ] okay well
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you're the writer
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so it's kind of like your job to give a
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[ __ ] fine then 28 days later [ __ ] given
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that won't work what do you mean that's
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not gonna work well if i was a 28 days
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later zombie i wouldn't pause would i
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go straight for your brain fine then the
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other kind dawn of the dead
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no i'm not feeling that why well it's
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all that slow movement it would be too
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restrictive for my character okay then a
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mixture of both
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that'd be ridiculous you can't be two
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types of zombie you'll be whatever i
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write you to be
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you need to think about the little
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details [ __ ] the details i just want to
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finish the script
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and make my [ __ ] film great idea
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shame about the execution
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which review was it that said that by
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the way shut up see that's the thing
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about bad feedback isn't it it always
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lingers in the mind
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shut up or i will cut you a wikipedia
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page is more insightful than catherine's
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documentary
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that was one review the other one was
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really positive
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listen i'm just saying you need to think
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about those details
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okay you're going to be a 28 days later
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zombie
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your motivation is to attack nikki and
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then nikki will knock you unconscious
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happy can zombies be knocked unconscious
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hi
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i'll be back in a minute yeah okay
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ah he's really hot really really hot
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really really really really hot okay
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okay fun fun casual casual fun
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what do we not talk about gore
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be yourself be yourself
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just be yourself but not too much
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so you're a filmmaker yeah what sort of
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films do you make
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horror mostly really you don't look like
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the sort of person that make horror
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films
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i may look normal but believe me there
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is one messed up imagination inside of
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here
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and you work in sorry you did
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tell me i'm an editor for solid rock the
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music magazine
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yeah you know i get to meet a lot of
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musicians most of whom are
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pretty mental but uh you know it's about
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finding an interesting angle to
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interview them
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i'm always finding different ways to
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kill people i'm really inventive when it
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comes to murders
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not that i've ever killed anyone in real
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life just you know in my head
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because it's part of the job you know
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not really
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like my last film [ __ ] i've always had
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this thing for gimps ever since pulp
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fiction
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and in it the [ __ ] gets handcuffed to a
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radiator by his dominatrix and then she
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dies
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so the only way for him to escape is to
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cut off his own arm it was
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really fun to make and this sex shop
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they lent us all these display
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toys that they had in the window so now
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in my room i've got like all these crazy
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[ __ ] rings and
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anal beads and this thing called called
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the stud muffin i don't even know what
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it does
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and the thing i'm working on at the
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minute is a zombie horror romantic
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comedy
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i'm just writing the sex scene but it's
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proving difficult
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why because zombies can't get erections
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so
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sorry let's talk about you what's your
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favorite horror film
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i'm not really into horror to be honest
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i'm a bit squeamish well you should get
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over that by watching my feature
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documentary it's about people that get
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pierced with hooks and then suspended
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into the air
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i actually did it myself for the film
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and actually if you want to see my scars
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they're still quite purple
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no no you're okay thanks
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sorry sorry i just have this habit of
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going on and on about my filmmaking it's
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just because i really
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really love it you know like if i didn't
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make films
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probably go crazy
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let's talk about something else
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this hasn't gone well has it
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no
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hi mom it's me yeah yeah everything's
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going great and i've got this meeting
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set up with this producer tomorrow
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um apparently he's a bit of a big deal
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uh he's told me he's done
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all these films everything sounds
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amazing so uh yeah we'll see how that
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goes
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the um the thing is i've got my phone
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bill coming up tomorrow
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and i just wondered if there was any
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chance that you
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that would be great thank you thank you
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so much yeah
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mm-hmm yeah yes i am yeah no any mom
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i've got uh i've got to go i've gotta go
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everything ready for this meeting okay
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okay love you thank you for doing that
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love you love you love you bye
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yo yo yo javi yeah your massive dick
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how's that hey
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yeah so this shawshank uh sequel i'm
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thinking shawshank two
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charlie shack the twist is uh yeah they
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they don't escape or something yeah
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i know 15. 50 million all right yeah
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we're chat yeah
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yeah ciao
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uh you must be catherine sweeney you
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must be nathan nice to meet you at large
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yeah you too
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yeah i've heard quite a lot about you
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you've got quite a reputation
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really i'll tell you what should we get
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a drink you know a proper drink
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i've never seen into a last one i'll
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have a large gin and tonic
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cucumber not lime
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so tell me about this feature film well
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it's a zombie horror romantic comedy
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i love it who's your producer i don't
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have one great well i'm your producer
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now
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but you haven't read the script i need
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to my gut tells me that this is going to
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be
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huge uh what sort of budget thinking uh
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50k 60k you need to raise your standards
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no i won't work on anything less than a
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million
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any potential financial interest
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well not really not really there was
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someone but it doesn't
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really matter tell me he's not really
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right for the films
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don't you tell me it's derek maxwell
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from metamorphosis films have you worked
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together
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yeah yeah we've done a few uh bits and
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pieces together yeah we drank bellini's
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in cans
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well basically he offered me a million
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pounds if i put a talking dog
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in my film because apparently everybody
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loves talking dog films
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they do make a lot of money but of
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course i'm not gonna do that because
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that would be ridiculous
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i think you should do it what
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i think it's a great idea but it's a
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zombie horror romantic comedy
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and it wouldn't work look you put a
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talking dog in your film metamorphosis
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could potentially pre-sign it which
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would make you really attractive for my
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investors
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we could be making this thing on five
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million
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five million i just don't see how a
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talking dog's gonna work
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you need to broaden your horizons no
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just wait for this right yeah
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one sock yeah wait for the magic
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i've got some buttons in here somewhere
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see it's all about what glue you use
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that stuff's no good hey
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full of frustration and hello
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look at the dog my name is princess and
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i'm a talking dog
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everybody loves talking talks woof woof
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isn't she quite a lover already
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i'm not gonna do it just think about it
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yeah you can keep that it'll give you
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some inspiration
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it's been on your foot just keep it
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[Music]
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um
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[Music]
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interior abandoned warehouse
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a zombie is approaching nikki and kevin
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don't worry kevin we can fight him
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together oh
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real god whoa what the [ __ ] is that cut
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cut [ __ ] you kidding me i'm not sharing
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a [ __ ] set with that thing oh and i'm
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not gonna have this argument again ouch
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we'll call you when we need you don't
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be rude to my extra snacks or it's not
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like he has feelings hey
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i have feelings really no one gives a
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[ __ ] guys can we stop can we can we stop
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arguing in my imagination please okay
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we'll call you back when we need you
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thank you very much i'm so much better
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looking than him you must see this
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okay look i know you're not keen on
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princess but we need to make this work
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because we need to get the money and
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make the film
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oh okay that makes so much sense now
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thank you so much for explaining that to
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me
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so tell me please when was it that you
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sold out this is not selling out it's
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just a little
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compromise same thing look do you want
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to be stuck in my imagination forever
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because there is some [ __ ] up [ __ ] in
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here my friend
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honey i'm the best thing your
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imagination's got oh really
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i can turn you into a subplot like that
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you wouldn't dare
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you're not the only romantic lead in my
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head
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there are others
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but that was cruel going to find out
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completely
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please don't cry
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[Music]
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you told me i'm special you are special
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you are very very special
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i promise
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bye i'm still not working with that
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[ __ ] thing
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hi um i wondered if you've got a dvd
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documentary called on tender hooks
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it's about human suspension so it's
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about people who have
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hooks put in their back they're lifted
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off the ground
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all right so you want to watch that it's
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actually a really misunderstood
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spiritual
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release um it's directed by catherine
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sweeney
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me if it's a documentary it'll be the
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documentary section
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just looked in the documentary section
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and it's not there
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so could you look it up on your system
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for me
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you sings it no it's not it's not music
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it's a dvd it's a documentary
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right according to the system we've got
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one copy
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in the documentary section i've just
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looked in the documentary section i've
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literally checked every dvd and it's not
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there
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according to the system it is well maybe
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the system is wrong
534
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the system is never wrong
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well could it have ended up in a
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different section
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if the system says it's in the
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documentary section
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it's in the documentary section somebody
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probably stole
541
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it stole it people steal films it
542
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happens all the time it's an epidemic
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well can you reorder it nope why not
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it's on system
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but it's not in the shop it's still on
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the system company procedure i
547
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i can't be seen ordering unwanted stock
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well i want it ah
549
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sorry i can't help you get another shot
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yeah but my distributor says this is the
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only shop that stocks go online it's not
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available online
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legally or maybe the bloke who stole it
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will bring it back it's not gonna bring
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back a stolen dvd
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you will live it as bad as it sounds i
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spent a year making this film
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i worked in a hawaiian restaurant
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singing happy birthday on the ukulele
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wearing nothing but a hula skirt and a
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pair of coconuts just to pay for the
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post-production so can you please please
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please order my dvd
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not he's still on the sister wait wait
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no whoa whoa
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no accident all right lady goodnight ah
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stevie
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you're precious he's doing it
569
00:24:56,159 --> 00:24:59,200
ha ha he didn't press confirm can't the
570
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,400
system
571
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:15,840
i love you sister i love you too chester
572
00:25:25,919 --> 00:25:27,679
so let me give you the guided tour this
573
00:25:27,679 --> 00:25:29,440
is the kitchen you're in the living room
574
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,480
and back there's the bedroom
575
00:25:33,279 --> 00:25:35,520
so you sleep in your car now i like to
576
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,559
think of it as my executive apartment
577
00:25:38,559 --> 00:25:41,360
so technically you don't have a home
578
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:42,559
i've got a better thing to spend my
579
00:25:42,559 --> 00:25:43,120
money on
580
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:46,799
like what i talked about so
581
00:25:46,799 --> 00:25:47,919
sorry we're gonna have this meeting in
582
00:25:47,919 --> 00:25:50,080
your car no silly
583
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,880
in my office
584
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,480
so i've spoken to my investors they love
585
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,320
the idea they think it has got huge
586
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,200
potential
587
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,400
although they think they're going to
588
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,120
need some names names actors
589
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,480
and names that will bring in an audience
590
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,840
anyway i've spoken to a few casting
591
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,000
directors got me wait
592
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,360
you're casting my film without me is
593
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:12,000
that a problem yes it's a problem
594
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,400
it's my film if i give you melons how
595
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,720
are you gonna give me pears
596
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,880
i don't even just think about it look
597
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,159
don't worry because my instincts are
598
00:26:20,159 --> 00:26:21,440
always spot on
599
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,400
what about auditions uh water i want
600
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,840
auditions for the actors
601
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,240
uh yeah these guys aren't gonna do that
602
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,919
because they are big styles
603
00:26:29,919 --> 00:26:32,159
i want auditions first rule of
604
00:26:32,159 --> 00:26:33,919
filmmaking you never get what you want
605
00:26:33,919 --> 00:26:36,720
especially you can i at least see these
606
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,000
people before we cast them
607
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,279
ah see what i can do
608
00:26:41,279 --> 00:26:42,640
no do you want some breakfast i'll get
609
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,039
the older agar going you know egg bacon
610
00:26:45,039 --> 00:26:46,400
sausage
611
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,400
yeah great there's a little shop just
612
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,760
around the corner do you want to go
613
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,480
grab some stuff
614
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,840
so i have a producer now great
615
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,279
who is it it's nathan
616
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,640
nathan phillips
617
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:06,640
he said you drank bellini's together in
618
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,240
cannes i'll drink with a lot of people
619
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:08,960
in cannes
620
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:13,039
never bellinis so
621
00:27:13,039 --> 00:27:15,279
how's your script coming along great
622
00:27:15,279 --> 00:27:16,080
great
623
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:19,520
um i've put a talking dog it
624
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,399
you clever girl yeah it hasn't been easy
625
00:27:22,399 --> 00:27:23,440
i bet it hasn't
626
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,640
but you've proven to me you're more than
627
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,360
just a filmmaker you're a businesswoman
628
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,600
a toast to the soon to be famous
629
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,000
catherine sweeney
630
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,840
thanks you're welcome
631
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,440
talking dogs eh they're the future
632
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,960
didn't people used to say that about 3d
633
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,840
yeah
634
00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:53,600
a 3d talking dog film yes oh no oh yes
635
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,080
no no no no make me a 3d talking dog
636
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,000
film i have no idea how i would film
637
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,399
that
638
00:27:58,399 --> 00:27:59,520
it's exactly the same you just use a
639
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,520
different camera and stuff really really
640
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:02,000
hate
641
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,760
3d yeah you said that about talking dog
642
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,039
films and now you're making one
643
00:28:05,039 --> 00:28:07,120
a zombie horror romantic comedy with a
644
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,159
talking dog in it
645
00:28:08,159 --> 00:28:12,000
in 3d international sales would be huge
646
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,039
the chinese will [ __ ] love it no
647
00:28:15,039 --> 00:28:16,799
yes all right it's easy you just need to
648
00:28:16,799 --> 00:28:18,480
chuck a few bits at the camera look i'm
649
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:18,880
not
650
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,200
turning my beautiful emotional feature
651
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,320
into some kind of
652
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,399
novelty theme park ride catering
653
00:28:24,399 --> 00:28:25,840
catering couch with sweeney sweetie
654
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,279
catherine you have
655
00:28:27,279 --> 00:28:31,440
come so far don't ruin it now
656
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,480
make me a 3d talking dog film
657
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,000
and i'll make all your dreams come true
658
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:45,440
i hate you don't hate me
659
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,480
i'm gonna make you rich and famous rich
660
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,520
and famous
661
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,880
rich and famous i'm gonna make you rich
662
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,559
and famous i'm gonna put you in a bin
663
00:28:54,559 --> 00:28:58,399
bag and drown you
664
00:28:58,399 --> 00:29:02,080
on just give me a line an action
665
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:13,840
anything i've got nothing
666
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:18,159
what are you doing just adding to the 3d
667
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,890
effect
668
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:29,979
[Music]
669
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,960
hi dad it's me yeah yeah i'm fine
670
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,039
um yeah everything's going great with
671
00:29:37,039 --> 00:29:38,799
the film um we're in talks with this
672
00:29:38,799 --> 00:29:40,480
executive producer guy
673
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,960
and he's got some really interesting
674
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,080
suggestions
675
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,520
but um hopefully he's going to put some
676
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,120
money into that'll be great
677
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,760
and it's just that i don't have that
678
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,440
money now and my rent is
679
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,480
due so i just wondered if there was any
680
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,000
way that you
681
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,200
that would be amazing just a little bit
682
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,039
to tie me over
683
00:30:01,039 --> 00:30:05,120
okay thanks daddy
684
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,360
yeah and what look i've gotta go now but
685
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,520
i love you
686
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,240
thanks bye
687
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,919
you're gonna love this guy he's
688
00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:22,080
literally huge like the biggest name in
689
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:22,559
horror
690
00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:24,960
and you've got a massive cult follow him
691
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,080
he's read the script
692
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,240
no but he likes your idea but he does
693
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,919
fit the character description what
694
00:30:29,919 --> 00:30:31,279
character description the one that i
695
00:30:31,279 --> 00:30:32,080
emailed to you
696
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,840
what do you mean about me i email you
697
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,279
every day do you
698
00:30:35,279 --> 00:30:38,240
no what did it say he needs to be young
699
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:39,440
good looking
700
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,520
you know gorgeous yeah yeah he's all of
701
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,520
those things and more
702
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,840
great well who is it we'll have to wait
703
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:51,840
and see
704
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,600
so uh michael has recently starred in
705
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,360
single mom torture pawn two
706
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,159
tits on hooks and demonic bought it baby
707
00:31:04,159 --> 00:31:05,679
three revenge of the placenta
708
00:31:05,679 --> 00:31:09,600
yes i played the placenta i'm so excited
709
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,399
about this
710
00:31:10,399 --> 00:31:12,640
i've never played a zombie before you've
711
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,399
never played a zombie before
712
00:31:14,399 --> 00:31:18,159
no i see zombies are either
713
00:31:18,159 --> 00:31:20,880
on mars or in little groups and that's
714
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:21,760
more
715
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,279
background artiste work uh whereas i'm
716
00:31:25,279 --> 00:31:25,840
more
717
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:30,399
featured roles spoken like a true agent
718
00:31:30,399 --> 00:31:34,559
nathan can we have a word please yes
719
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:37,279
in private
720
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,600
back in the moment be like two minutes
721
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:47,840
all right someone's got a hungry face
722
00:31:49,679 --> 00:31:51,679
you're [ __ ] me right what do you
723
00:31:51,679 --> 00:31:53,519
like him like him
724
00:31:53,519 --> 00:31:56,240
look at him i can't he's in there use
725
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,039
your imagination
726
00:31:59,279 --> 00:32:00,480
you're a producer and you don't have an
727
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,159
imagination well it's actually easy to
728
00:32:02,159 --> 00:32:03,120
make films if you don't have an
729
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:03,919
imagination
730
00:32:03,919 --> 00:32:06,720
you are unbelievable oh thank you look
731
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,159
let me make this really clear
732
00:32:08,159 --> 00:32:10,880
we are not casting him in my film why
733
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:11,279
not
734
00:32:11,279 --> 00:32:12,720
because he's completely wrong for the
735
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,559
character you've seen my investors want
736
00:32:14,559 --> 00:32:16,159
a star and he's a star
737
00:32:16,159 --> 00:32:18,080
never heard of him the morning boy baby
738
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,760
three is a classic where have you been
739
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,679
we're not casting him i'm willing to
740
00:32:21,679 --> 00:32:23,279
compromise but this is ridiculous
741
00:32:23,279 --> 00:32:24,799
right we don't cast here my investors
742
00:32:24,799 --> 00:32:26,159
don't invest which means we don't get
743
00:32:26,159 --> 00:32:26,720
the money
744
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,240
which means we can't make a film and you
745
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,519
still want to make a film don't you
746
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,840
hmm
747
00:32:44,799 --> 00:32:47,039
um sorry sorry about that we were just
748
00:32:47,039 --> 00:32:49,200
having a little chat about your contract
749
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,360
contract you mean i've got the pass and
750
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,720
of course we think you're going to be
751
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,559
brilliant
752
00:32:53,559 --> 00:32:56,159
fantastic i've been practicing with
753
00:32:56,159 --> 00:32:59,039
zombie faces
754
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,159
pretty amazing kevin's not really a
755
00:33:04,159 --> 00:33:06,320
scary zombie yeah just ignore this
756
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,360
she's just a director no um
757
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,279
you will let me know the shoot dates as
758
00:33:11,279 --> 00:33:12,799
soon as possible
759
00:33:12,799 --> 00:33:15,200
as i have to book the time off work
760
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,080
where do you work
761
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:19,679
in a call center i sell magazine
762
00:33:19,679 --> 00:33:22,159
subscriptions to little old ladies
763
00:33:22,159 --> 00:33:23,679
oh i bet you sit next to brad and
764
00:33:23,679 --> 00:33:25,919
angelina don't you
765
00:33:25,919 --> 00:33:39,840
no i'd sit on my own in a cubicle
766
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,279
[Music]
767
00:33:43,279 --> 00:33:47,440
interior derelict shower room
768
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:52,080
nikki stares longingly into kevin's eyes
769
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,559
the end of the world was the best thing
770
00:33:54,559 --> 00:33:57,279
that ever happened to me
771
00:33:57,279 --> 00:34:00,090
it meant i could be with you
772
00:34:00,090 --> 00:34:04,000
[Music]
773
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,640
don't touch me don't touch me please
774
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,320
don't be like this
775
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,879
i was perfectly formed in your head and
776
00:34:10,879 --> 00:34:11,359
you
777
00:34:11,359 --> 00:34:13,119
[ __ ] me up oh i'm sorry you're upset
778
00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:14,719
about the cast he's repulsive
779
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,399
we have to cast him it's just a little
780
00:34:16,399 --> 00:34:18,159
compromise for the investors
781
00:34:18,159 --> 00:34:20,000
yeah okay keep telling yourself that
782
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,079
what's that supposed to mean that means
783
00:34:22,079 --> 00:34:23,359
that there seems to be an awful lot of
784
00:34:23,359 --> 00:34:25,440
compromise going on here but only from
785
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,119
you if i have to compromise
786
00:34:27,119 --> 00:34:28,960
to make this film then that is what i
787
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,440
will do
788
00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:34,639
are you sure that this is even still
789
00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:37,280
your film
790
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,119
she's late yeah but only about like 20
791
00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:48,560
minutes or something only by like an
792
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,879
hour
793
00:34:51,119 --> 00:34:53,280
oh my god i am so so sorry that i'm late
794
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,560
hi i'm natasha
795
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,639
i have a ba lambda m a rada and musical
796
00:34:56,639 --> 00:34:58,000
theatre training at central
797
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,839
i can sing dance my method act and
798
00:34:59,839 --> 00:35:01,839
improv my skills are horseback riding
799
00:35:01,839 --> 00:35:03,760
sailing scuba diving sword swallowing
800
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,040
and i've got a full clean driver's
801
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,040
license oh i've just had parts in
802
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,520
eastenders holby city downton abbey and
803
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,240
i've just had a part in game of thrones
804
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,920
what game of thrones you like that
805
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,520
didn't you it was nothing
806
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,200
it was just a close-up i thought show us
807
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,359
what you did it wasn't a close-up of my
808
00:35:19,359 --> 00:35:21,680
face
809
00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:23,920
um before we get started can i just do a
810
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,359
few warm-ups
811
00:35:25,359 --> 00:35:31,839
sure take as much time as you need
812
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,960
from a cheeky chop i'm a cheeky chop
813
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:45,839
chip sauce i'm a cheety chop
814
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:59,080
hot potatoes
815
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:04,450
[Music]
816
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,440
where are you dad
817
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,839
great now i'm just going to hypnotize
818
00:36:24,839 --> 00:36:27,839
myself
819
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,800
okay can we get on with the audition now
820
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,839
please natasha
821
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,560
natasha
822
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,640
i am no longer natasha i am an
823
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,800
empty vessel waiting for you to fill me
824
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,119
with your directions
825
00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:48,400
fill me direct me
826
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,119
direct me
827
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:55,440
i have to cast her don't i yeah
828
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:58,720
great i didn't mean to shoot her
829
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:00,720
oh my god thank you so much for giving
830
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,320
me the party i'm so excited
831
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,839
who else is in it i'm michael storm oh
832
00:37:03,839 --> 00:37:05,920
my god i know him did you see him in
833
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:06,480
demonic
834
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,240
baby three no i just worked with him in
835
00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:12,160
a call center anyway see rehearsals
836
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:23,839
isn't she amazing i need some wine
837
00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:35,359
[Music]
838
00:37:35,359 --> 00:37:36,900
kevin
839
00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:39,920
[Music]
840
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:44,240
oh god i love my imagination
841
00:37:47,359 --> 00:38:04,960
no biting time for the placenta
842
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,400
you're all right you're like [ __ ] thanks
843
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,320
i'm not sleeping well oh well let's get
844
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:11,440
some coffee in here
845
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,119
um i'll have a double machiato no
846
00:38:13,119 --> 00:38:15,839
chocolate on top
847
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,839
so i've spoken to my investors they are
848
00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:21,520
really happy with everything
849
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,079
they're going to invest yes great just
850
00:38:24,079 --> 00:38:24,800
not yet
851
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,520
oh for [ __ ] sake there's just one tiny
852
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,680
little thing that we need to work on
853
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:33,119
what you you're just not marketable
854
00:38:33,119 --> 00:38:35,440
what do you mean well your face is a bit
855
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,119
you know you've got those little bags
856
00:38:37,119 --> 00:38:37,680
and
857
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,320
like what is that smell you're just not
858
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,760
a sellable commodity
859
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,480
i'm not a commodity i'm a director yeah
860
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:45,760
but people want to know what's behind
861
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:46,800
the camera they
862
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,280
want to know that it is well fit i don't
863
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,000
do
864
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,599
fit i know but with a little makeover
865
00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:55,280
and a lot of photoshop i
866
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,520
reckon we can pull something off peter
867
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,200
jackson isn't sexy
868
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,920
tarantino isn't sexy tim burton looks
869
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:02,720
like a hedge
870
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:04,160
yeah but they've got something you
871
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,480
haven't a [ __ ]
872
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,079
you've got all the bits and pieces to
873
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,079
make yourself into a semi-attractive
874
00:39:10,079 --> 00:39:10,800
woman
875
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,280
you just need to harness them will make
876
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,880
my investors happy
877
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,440
what do you want me to do just a quick
878
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,880
little photo shoot
879
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,280
i want it to be tasteful trust me it
880
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:29,839
will be the higher taste
881
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,839
i freed all my house plants yesterday
882
00:39:53,839 --> 00:39:57,599
they felt impressed really
883
00:39:57,599 --> 00:40:00,000
oh here she is uh catherine this is
884
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,599
julie and julie and this is catherine
885
00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:05,040
hi um can you do wider lens
886
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,119
yeah anyway i've left your outfit for
887
00:40:07,119 --> 00:40:08,319
you in the dressing room
888
00:40:08,319 --> 00:40:10,319
outfit yeah i've got a whole new look
889
00:40:10,319 --> 00:40:12,000
plan for you now hurry up come on time's
890
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,920
money money's money
891
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,760
she really all you got unfortunately
892
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,040
yeah
893
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,480
see what i can do great
894
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:27,200
you've got to be kidding me
895
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,599
i don't believe in organic anymore no
896
00:40:29,599 --> 00:40:30,720
it's not really
897
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:33,839
no no
898
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,079
wow you look amazing
899
00:40:38,079 --> 00:40:40,400
i look like a [ __ ] yeah but you look
900
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,960
like a kind of edgy director [ __ ] yeah
901
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,680
very fleshy shoe oh why don't you uh put
902
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:46,640
some red lipstick on
903
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,040
no it'll finish the look well it'll
904
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:52,000
distract from
905
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,359
my investors they will love it
906
00:40:55,359 --> 00:40:57,680
fine
907
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,720
no she looks better from behind at least
908
00:41:04,839 --> 00:41:07,839
yeah
909
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,640
i used to be happy
910
00:41:13,599 --> 00:41:21,839
i followed my dreams
911
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:24,880
right let's shoot this lady with your
912
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,079
camera
913
00:41:26,079 --> 00:41:28,720
a shotgun no you are a strong
914
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,319
independent woman who will not be told
915
00:41:30,319 --> 00:41:30,960
what to do
916
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:35,440
yeah don't do that less about stronger
917
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,599
like imagine you're a man or something
918
00:41:37,599 --> 00:41:39,680
so you're a real director
919
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:43,359
yeah yeah just suck it in suck it in or
920
00:41:43,359 --> 00:41:46,720
suck it in or suck in or suck it in more
921
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:49,520
too much your eyes they need to be in
922
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:50,560
further apart
923
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,040
yeah yeah can you try it yeah yeah look
924
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:53,680
at the camera
925
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,760
no camera don't look at the camera i can
926
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,200
turn around turn around yeah imagine
927
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,319
your eyes
928
00:41:58,319 --> 00:42:00,160
are coming through the back of your head
929
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,520
no no like no
930
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,160
don't look at the camera all right um go
931
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,440
for something more natural like you're
932
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,119
an intergalactic space warrior
933
00:42:07,119 --> 00:42:10,160
yeah yeah no not from that galaxy
934
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,800
could you be a bit prettier do all of
935
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,160
that
936
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:19,200
but backwards yeah ambitiments
937
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,319
they're more ambivalent yeah really
938
00:42:22,319 --> 00:42:23,839
strong and vivid strong
939
00:42:23,839 --> 00:42:26,720
stronger no no no you just look like you
940
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:27,040
can't
941
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:30,160
debated come on you just smell a bad
942
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:33,440
smell it's your dignity
943
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,720
yeah it's gone stale
944
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:41,599
it's probably the best we're gonna get
945
00:42:42,839 --> 00:42:45,839
yeah
946
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,200
this better come off yeah of course it
947
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,359
will
948
00:42:51,359 --> 00:42:55,119
can you twerk the chainsaw
949
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,079
what you know that thing when you like
950
00:42:58,079 --> 00:42:59,200
kind of shake your butt
951
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,440
can you do with a chainsaw i'm not gonna
952
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,200
twerk a plastic chainsaw
953
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,720
oh tell me to can't get you a real one
954
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:07,200
look just like the [ __ ] chainsaw
955
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:12,000
i'm getting paid this come on
956
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,680
on that's quirk it yeah there we go
957
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,380
yeah my investors are going to love that
958
00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:19,520
[Music]
959
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,839
do you uh what i didn't need to mix no
960
00:43:21,839 --> 00:43:27,839
it's supposed to
961
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,800
okay so this is the image before the
962
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,520
corrections
963
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,240
that looks nothing like me yeah that's a
964
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:51,040
good thing no
965
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,520
that looks like the face of cinema of
966
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:54,240
the future
967
00:43:54,240 --> 00:44:09,839
catharines sweden sweeney
968
00:44:15,599 --> 00:44:19,200
interior some deserted
969
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,160
place nikki and princess are having a
970
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,480
girly heart to heart
971
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,040
sometimes i wonder if he only loves me
972
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,319
because i'm the last woman
973
00:44:28,319 --> 00:44:31,599
on earth if every woman who ever lived
974
00:44:31,599 --> 00:44:33,280
was alive right now
975
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,720
he would choose you over all of them
976
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:40,079
you [ __ ] little [ __ ]
977
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,240
your own scenes without me just a couple
978
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:46,319
just to develop princesses character
979
00:44:46,319 --> 00:44:49,040
she's got more lines than me well you're
980
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,480
a zombie you've got a very limited
981
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:51,920
vocabulary
982
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,240
okay
983
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:00,000
so uh how many scenes are she in
984
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,720
i don't know well does she have more
985
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:05,520
than me
986
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:09,680
i don't know does she
987
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:18,880
you've turned me into a subplot
988
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,200
we had to make princess the central
989
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,319
character to get the funding
990
00:45:24,319 --> 00:45:27,359
you make me sick
991
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,880
i'm sorry this was supposed to be a film
992
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,000
about the unconditional
993
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,359
love between a woman and a zombie it is
994
00:45:35,359 --> 00:45:37,920
it is we just have to make a few
995
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:41,119
little compromises
996
00:45:41,119 --> 00:45:45,200
this whole film is now just one
997
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,359
big compromise well maybe that's what
998
00:45:47,359 --> 00:45:49,359
you have to do to make a film
999
00:45:49,359 --> 00:45:52,160
well good luck making it without me
1000
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,800
because i quit
1001
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:00,319
you can't quit i imagined you i created
1002
00:46:00,319 --> 00:46:00,720
you
1003
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:02,720
your imagination's always been far
1004
00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:06,160
bigger than your ability you know that
1005
00:46:06,319 --> 00:46:09,359
i was the best thing about you
1006
00:46:09,359 --> 00:46:12,560
you couldn't even make me real
1007
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,160
i'm out here you're not going anywhere
1008
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,480
kevin
1009
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,880
kevin
1010
00:46:26,839 --> 00:46:28,400
kevin
1011
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,850
kevin
1012
00:46:29,850 --> 00:46:33,929
[Music]
1013
00:46:36,079 --> 00:46:39,680
hi mum it's me yeah look i just wanted
1014
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:41,520
to check something because last week
1015
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,200
my allowance didn't go in and i wrenched
1016
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,599
you again
1017
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,000
well obviously i don't have time to get
1018
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,920
another job now because this is what i'm
1019
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:56,319
doing it's taking up all my time set
1020
00:46:56,319 --> 00:47:01,359
oh thank you thank you both for being so
1021
00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:08,839
[Music]
1022
00:47:08,839 --> 00:47:11,839
supportive
1023
00:47:11,950 --> 00:47:29,469
[Music]
1024
00:47:36,950 --> 00:47:40,239
[Music]
1025
00:47:42,910 --> 00:47:46,350
[Music]
1026
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:52,240
just tell him you've got an amazing cast
1027
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:54,240
enthusiastic investors and the brilliant
1028
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:55,440
marketing strategy
1029
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,440
okay you know this pre-site is really
1030
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,559
important it will secure the investment
1031
00:48:00,559 --> 00:48:03,119
now is your bra run show yes uh what
1032
00:48:03,119 --> 00:48:04,400
about your bum cheeks
1033
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,920
almost visible nice and remember
1034
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,760
sometimes you have to take one for the
1035
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,079
team and if you do have to suck his [ __ ]
1036
00:48:12,079 --> 00:48:12,559
just
1037
00:48:12,559 --> 00:48:21,440
close your eyes to swallow
1038
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,160
you look ridiculous i've got to say
1039
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,359
exceptional
1040
00:48:25,359 --> 00:48:27,920
my producer insists i wear this stuff
1041
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:28,640
now
1042
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,079
part of the marketing strategy
1043
00:48:30,079 --> 00:48:32,160
apparently this is what i have to do to
1044
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,319
become a successful filmmaker
1045
00:48:34,319 --> 00:48:37,760
wow it does look good
1046
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,880
catherine i'm going to tell you a secret
1047
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,720
when i started out in this business as a
1048
00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:44,720
filmmaker i was just like you
1049
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:47,200
i really was i wanted to make films that
1050
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:48,000
changed the world
1051
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,160
beautiful films and then i realized
1052
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,640
people they just don't give a [ __ ]
1053
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,800
all they want to do is see the same film
1054
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,720
over and over again just with different
1055
00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:58,400
packaging
1056
00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,760
and that is all this [ __ ]
1057
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,559
multi-million dollar business businesses
1058
00:49:02,559 --> 00:49:06,319
[ __ ] packaging
1059
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:10,000
so um how's your film coming along great
1060
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,040
great i'm thinking about renaming it
1061
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:14,960
you me a talking dog and the end of the
1062
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,119
world talking dog you're making a zombie
1063
00:49:17,119 --> 00:49:17,760
film money
1064
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:20,240
a zombie horror romantic comedy with a
1065
00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:21,440
talking dog in it
1066
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:22,880
with a talking dog why have you got a
1067
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,880
talking dog in it because i'm told
1068
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,240
they're the future of cinema
1069
00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:29,440
who told you that you did oh
1070
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,599
we'll get rid of it what talking dogs
1071
00:49:31,599 --> 00:49:32,800
are over finished
1072
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,200
but you said everybody wanted them now
1073
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:36,960
everybody's moved on to something else
1074
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:40,079
so i've just spent six months putting a
1075
00:49:40,079 --> 00:49:41,520
talking dog into my film
1076
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,680
for no reason i thought you were all
1077
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,680
about this artistic integrity
1078
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:48,240
so did i until i became a filmmaker why
1079
00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:50,640
did you become a filmmaker
1080
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,760
you've asked me this before
1081
00:49:53,839 --> 00:49:58,400
yeah but i want a better answer
1082
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,800
last time i said it's because i love
1083
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:01,839
making films
1084
00:50:01,839 --> 00:50:05,760
but it's more than that it's that
1085
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:08,640
i need i need people to tell me that i'm
1086
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:09,599
a genius
1087
00:50:09,599 --> 00:50:12,400
and i need recognition and i need to
1088
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,440
make this film
1089
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:18,480
and i will do anything to make it happen
1090
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:22,000
spoken like a true filmmaker
1091
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:26,440
no not a filmmaker an egomaniac
1092
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:27,920
[Music]
1093
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:31,760
so he'll do anything to make this film
1094
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,079
happen
1095
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:42,079
anything tell me
1096
00:50:42,079 --> 00:50:45,119
tell me i'll win an oscar tell me win an
1097
00:50:45,119 --> 00:50:48,960
oscar oh god how did you come
1098
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:55,119
nope you should have faked it
1099
00:50:55,119 --> 00:50:56,480
let me have to ask you to leave my
1100
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,400
wife's coming back in a minute
1101
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,680
you're married only on paper you could
1102
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,520
have told me
1103
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:06,240
it made a difference
1104
00:51:06,839 --> 00:51:10,480
well i'm not one of those guys that
1105
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,000
promises you the earth [ __ ] you and
1106
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000
then never answers your calls okay
1107
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,400
i like you catherine i think you're
1108
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:17,200
talented
1109
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:18,319
and i'm going to support you in your
1110
00:51:18,319 --> 00:51:20,880
career so you'll pre-sign my film
1111
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,040
yeah of course i'll get the paperwork
1112
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,839
over to you next week
1113
00:51:25,839 --> 00:51:27,119
this is how it works in this business
1114
00:51:27,119 --> 00:51:29,440
you know
1115
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,920
you do me a little favor and i'll do you
1116
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,559
a little favor
1117
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,839
got cash for cab yeah
1118
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,160
so did you see the deal yep we should be
1119
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,400
starting next week
1120
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,839
you should be really proud of yourself
1121
00:52:07,839 --> 00:52:19,839
i have a personality from faith
1122
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,119
hi derek it's catherine um i'm sorry if
1123
00:52:25,119 --> 00:52:26,480
i've been giving you a lot of messages
1124
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,559
but i really think we need to get this
1125
00:52:28,559 --> 00:52:29,760
pre-signed sorted
1126
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,160
so if you give me a call that would be
1127
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,640
great thanks hi derek um
1128
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,559
i keep going through to your voicemail
1129
00:52:36,559 --> 00:52:37,680
and i'm just a little bit worried about
1130
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:38,880
that if there is a problem
1131
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:40,960
i think we should talk about it hi derek
1132
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,480
one professional to another
1133
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:45,200
let's meet up and talk please because
1134
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,880
it's been a long time now
1135
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,680
we need to get this free sign done you
1136
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:50,400
said
1137
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,800
that this was gonna happen so this needs
1138
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,000
to happen now
1139
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,319
okay i've waited long enough i'm derek i
1140
00:52:56,319 --> 00:53:01,839
own a house i have a wife
1141
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:11,700
[Music]
1142
00:53:12,839 --> 00:53:15,020
oh
1143
00:53:15,020 --> 00:53:18,250
[Music]
1144
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,480
derek it's catherine if you could give
1145
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,720
me a call that would be great
1146
00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:25,680
thank you it's catherine i'd really
1147
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,520
really like to talk to you please
1148
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,800
derek it's catherine please
1149
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:31,680
give me a ring
1150
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:35,359
[Music]
1151
00:53:35,359 --> 00:53:39,440
derrick is a [ __ ]
1152
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,079
hi derek it's catherine sweeney director
1153
00:53:42,079 --> 00:53:43,520
i just wanted to
1154
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:57,839
know if you're gonna call me back soon
1155
00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:04,160
[Music]
1156
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:06,880
hi derek it's catherine sweeney and i
1157
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,160
just wondered if
1158
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,280
you might be able to come in and ring
1159
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:25,839
back that would be great thank you
1160
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:39,839
all right
1161
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:47,359
i've spoken to my investors
1162
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:51,119
and they love the idea they love the
1163
00:54:51,119 --> 00:54:52,079
cast
1164
00:54:52,079 --> 00:54:55,200
but they don't love you so we're gonna
1165
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,760
replace you
1166
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,480
what well you know some of your creative
1167
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,400
ideas have been questionable i mean
1168
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,799
what possessed you to put a talking dog
1169
00:55:04,799 --> 00:55:06,400
in a zombie horror film
1170
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,040
you did and the the lead zombie horror
1171
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:10,160
guy where's he gone
1172
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:13,359
he's barely in it oh it's just
1173
00:55:13,359 --> 00:55:15,760
it just feels a bit mainstream i thought
1174
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:16,480
you were different
1175
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,200
i thought you were edgy i was different
1176
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,240
and edgy
1177
00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:23,359
so what happened i met you look
1178
00:55:23,359 --> 00:55:25,520
it's over catherine we're going to need
1179
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:26,640
a better director
1180
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:27,599
are we thinking of adding some
1181
00:55:27,599 --> 00:55:29,440
spaceships in so i'm going to talk to jj
1182
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,799
abraham's because he loves
1183
00:55:30,799 --> 00:55:33,359
spaceships look it's my film it's my
1184
00:55:33,359 --> 00:55:35,359
idea you can't just replace me
1185
00:55:35,359 --> 00:55:38,079
yeah but ideas are to a penny and
1186
00:55:38,079 --> 00:55:39,359
unfortunately this one's falling out in
1187
00:55:39,359 --> 00:55:40,480
your pocket
1188
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,200
i [ __ ] up executed for you you [ __ ]
1189
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:43,599
it
1190
00:55:43,599 --> 00:55:46,319
yes why because i was taking one for the
1191
00:55:46,319 --> 00:55:46,880
team
1192
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,040
no no i told you to suck his [ __ ] but
1193
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:50,160
not [ __ ] it
1194
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:52,559
there's a difference yes you suck his
1195
00:55:52,559 --> 00:55:53,839
[ __ ] you leave him wanting more you [ __ ]
1196
00:55:53,839 --> 00:55:55,599
him he gets everything he wants
1197
00:55:55,599 --> 00:55:59,440
no wonder he's not returning your calls
1198
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:04,000
don't be dramatic this film is my
1199
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,079
life and you will not take it away from
1200
00:56:06,079 --> 00:56:07,680
me it's just a film it's my
1201
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:09,359
film can you please put the knife down
1202
00:56:09,359 --> 00:56:11,119
you will not take it away i'll give you
1203
00:56:11,119 --> 00:56:12,880
an imdb
1204
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,599
don't patronize me you're gonna be
1205
00:56:15,599 --> 00:56:17,760
absolutely fine you're really talented
1206
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:21,200
i'm gonna be fine am i yeah yeah my gut
1207
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:23,119
tells me you're gonna be huge
1208
00:56:23,119 --> 00:56:24,880
well maybe it's about time we had a
1209
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:28,400
little chat with y'all
1210
00:56:29,599 --> 00:56:31,760
hey nathan's got why did you make me do
1211
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,839
all those things to my perfect script
1212
00:56:33,839 --> 00:56:36,240
oh i'm sorry catherine i already [ __ ]
1213
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:37,200
up your film
1214
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:40,960
it turns out my instinct was real
1215
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,200
cup of tea what are you doing outside my
1216
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:46,400
imagination
1217
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,640
well you always joked you're a little
1218
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,730
bit crazy
1219
00:56:50,730 --> 00:56:53,599
[Music]
1220
00:56:53,599 --> 00:56:55,920
what am i going to do now well you do
1221
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:59,839
what any true filmmaker would do
1222
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:09,040
hi i like your top
1223
00:57:11,599 --> 00:57:13,599
okay guys there's been a slight change
1224
00:57:13,599 --> 00:57:15,599
of plan okay that sounds a little
1225
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:16,720
worrying
1226
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:18,480
it's nothing to worry about i just had a
1227
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,400
small disagreement with nathan
1228
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,280
and i killed him
1229
00:57:25,119 --> 00:57:29,040
wait you're you're joking right
1230
00:57:29,119 --> 00:57:31,839
no i ripped out his guts and he was
1231
00:57:31,839 --> 00:57:33,119
always talking about his gut
1232
00:57:33,119 --> 00:57:35,599
instinct so it seemed appropriate so
1233
00:57:35,599 --> 00:57:37,119
it's just you now
1234
00:57:37,119 --> 00:57:39,280
yeah so we're still gonna make this film
1235
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:40,240
it's just we have to make a few
1236
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:41,200
compromises
1237
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:42,559
um i don't have a budget so i'm not
1238
00:57:42,559 --> 00:57:44,319
going to pay you also
1239
00:57:44,319 --> 00:57:46,079
i don't have catering crew art
1240
00:57:46,079 --> 00:57:48,799
department props set or a camera but
1241
00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:52,640
i do have a
1242
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:57,040
a talking dog hello
1243
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:00,240
my name is princess and i am the star
1244
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,480
wait i'm not the lead anymore no talking
1245
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,400
dogs are the future of cinema
1246
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,400
not again look um i've been in this
1247
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,599
situation before and it
1248
00:58:07,599 --> 00:58:10,880
didn't really work out so i don't
1249
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:12,319
really want to be a part of this film
1250
00:58:12,319 --> 00:58:14,000
anymore everybody loves talking dog
1251
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:14,559
films
1252
00:58:14,559 --> 00:58:17,599
yeah i'm more of a cat person a zombie
1253
00:58:17,599 --> 00:58:20,000
horror romantic comedy with a talking
1254
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:20,720
cat in it
1255
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:23,599
that is amazing you are crazy natasha
1256
00:58:23,599 --> 00:58:25,839
there is a fine line between crazy and
1257
00:58:25,839 --> 00:58:27,440
genius and i'd like to think i'm on the
1258
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,400
right side of that line
1259
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:32,079
yeah i'm leaving you're making a huge
1260
00:58:32,079 --> 00:58:34,160
mistake
1261
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:37,760
this film was going to win you a factor
1262
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:41,119
for everyone pew pew pew pew tiny batter
1263
00:58:41,119 --> 00:58:43,520
for you
1264
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:48,400
i'll still be in your film i've got
1265
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:48,960
nothing
1266
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:52,640
better to do thank you
1267
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:55,680
excuse me how do i get out of here just
1268
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,119
one moment
1269
00:58:57,119 --> 00:59:00,319
using the door's locked help
1270
00:59:00,319 --> 00:59:05,839
how am i going to open it
1271
00:59:16,839 --> 00:59:19,839
oh
1272
00:59:23,839 --> 00:59:33,839
my god
1273
00:59:36,130 --> 00:59:39,320
[Music]
1274
00:59:40,799 --> 00:59:42,880
slight problem now because the lead
1275
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:44,000
actress is
1276
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,200
dead and you're still alive and
1277
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,119
i kind of have to think about you know
1278
00:59:49,119 --> 00:59:51,359
the continuity
1279
00:59:51,359 --> 00:59:54,960
so that's okay
1280
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:58,240
i understand i was thinking about doing
1281
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:01,839
it myself anyway
1282
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:10,160
oh come on you're not seriously still
1283
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:11,760
gonna cast him as me are you
1284
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:13,280
he was the only dead actor available but
1285
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:14,640
we've been over this a hundred times
1286
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:16,000
he's not sexy enough
1287
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,839
you ripped out my gut am i gonna make a
1288
01:00:17,839 --> 01:00:19,119
film without my gut instinct
1289
01:00:19,119 --> 01:00:20,640
mate to be fair your gut instinct was
1290
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,240
pretty [ __ ] but it was better than her
1291
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:23,520
pretentious [ __ ]
1292
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:24,880
nathan will you just get the [ __ ] out of
1293
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:27,359
my head please am i dead
1294
01:00:27,359 --> 01:00:28,559
uh well technically you're in
1295
01:00:28,559 --> 01:00:30,559
catherine's hyperactive imagination but
1296
01:00:30,559 --> 01:00:31,920
i'm still dead
1297
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:35,359
yeah no she stabbed you with a knife oh
1298
01:00:35,359 --> 01:00:36,480
i was just about auditioned for
1299
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:38,960
hollyoaks am i dead too
1300
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:40,720
you literally no one gives a [ __ ] about
1301
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,319
you right what's this
1302
01:00:42,319 --> 01:00:44,720
film about you've never read the script
1303
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:45,839
no i can't read
1304
01:00:45,839 --> 01:00:47,280
not even a producer just like wearing a
1305
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:50,079
suit whoa whoa who the [ __ ] are they
1306
01:00:50,079 --> 01:00:51,760
they're characters in a film that i'm
1307
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:53,839
gonna make soon soon you wrote the
1308
01:00:53,839 --> 01:00:55,200
script two years ago
1309
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:57,280
we're supposed to be in production now
1310
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:58,559
well i just
1311
01:00:58,559 --> 01:01:00,480
i haven't got around to you what about
1312
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:03,520
us you are going to make us into a tv
1313
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:06,880
series it's been five years catherine
1314
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:09,440
five years we've been rotting away on
1315
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:10,559
your hard drive
1316
01:01:10,559 --> 01:01:12,000
i just haven't had a chance to finish
1317
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,400
the script unless she wrote you
1318
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,720
i've been annoyed for so long why
1319
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:17,760
haven't you written me down
1320
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:19,760
i'm going to write you down soon you
1321
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:21,040
haven't developed me
1322
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:24,240
catherine what's my favorite color
1323
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:26,900
what's my favorite color who is he
1324
01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:29,280
[Music]
1325
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:32,960
don't ask you've really let us down
1326
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:33,839
catherine
1327
01:01:33,839 --> 01:01:36,240
each and every one of us you think about
1328
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:37,359
me all the time
1329
01:01:37,359 --> 01:01:39,359
but you never write me down at least she
1330
01:01:39,359 --> 01:01:40,400
still thinks about you
1331
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:43,680
she's forgotten about us and us we're
1332
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:47,040
nothing but ideas and ideas
1333
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,599
what's my favorite color what's my
1334
01:01:49,599 --> 01:01:50,799
favorite color
1335
01:01:50,799 --> 01:01:52,240
just shut up just all of you just shut
1336
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:54,559
up just shut the [ __ ] up
1337
01:01:54,559 --> 01:01:58,240
okay i admit it i've made a few
1338
01:01:58,240 --> 01:01:59,839
mistakes yeah you did [ __ ] that
1339
01:01:59,839 --> 01:02:02,799
executive wait you [ __ ] the executive
1340
01:02:02,799 --> 01:02:04,960
why didn't you just suck his dick i've
1341
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:06,480
done things that i'm not proud of
1342
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:10,160
but i did them all for all of you
1343
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,640
my imagination is the most important
1344
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:14,240
thing to me and i promise you
1345
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:18,559
the world will know you but for now
1346
01:02:18,559 --> 01:02:20,720
i'm gonna make this film even if it
1347
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:21,760
kills me
1348
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:26,319
how the only thing we need
1349
01:02:26,319 --> 01:02:29,119
is a camera
1350
01:02:33,119 --> 01:02:49,839
i brought the gopro
1351
01:02:51,410 --> 01:02:54,560
[Music]
1352
01:02:56,960 --> 01:03:00,240
wait what's my line again it's just
1353
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:03,200
you me and our perfect little world okay
1354
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,760
okay got it i got it okay
1355
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:07,920
it's just you me and our perfect little
1356
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:09,839
world cup that was [ __ ] can you do it
1357
01:03:09,839 --> 01:03:10,640
again please
1358
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:12,640
it's just you and me and our perfect
1359
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:14,240
little world cup
1360
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:16,400
no it's just you me in our perfect
1361
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:18,079
little world can you just act
1362
01:03:18,079 --> 01:03:19,520
better is that possible could you maybe
1363
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:23,039
just act better that would be great
1364
01:03:24,079 --> 01:03:27,039
great okay natasha this is a really
1365
01:03:27,039 --> 01:03:27,839
close shot
1366
01:03:27,839 --> 01:03:31,599
so if you can just be less
1367
01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:33,839
be less do less do less do less with
1368
01:03:33,839 --> 01:03:35,359
your face
1369
01:03:35,359 --> 01:03:39,359
good oh come on you're not really gonna
1370
01:03:39,359 --> 01:03:40,559
cost him as me are you
1371
01:03:40,559 --> 01:03:42,799
look with a little bit of makeup he
1372
01:03:42,799 --> 01:03:44,160
looks great
1373
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:45,520
yeah but he's all noddly and i'm
1374
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,440
supposed to be sexy sorry hey
1375
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:51,359
i had sex once it was lovely
1376
01:03:51,359 --> 01:03:54,400
she charged me double
1377
01:03:56,839 --> 01:03:59,280
great you know what would be cool
1378
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,599
it's a zombie talking dog everybody
1379
01:04:01,599 --> 01:04:02,880
loves zombie animals
1380
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:05,119
shut up nathan shut up nathan literally
1381
01:04:05,119 --> 01:04:06,880
i can't think with you chipping in with
1382
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:08,079
your stupid ideas
1383
01:04:08,079 --> 01:04:10,000
shut up yeah i just i don't know about
1384
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:11,599
you but i'm finding natasha really
1385
01:04:11,599 --> 01:04:12,000
difficult
1386
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,280
to work with today i mean obviously
1387
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:15,760
don't say anything about oh hi natasha
1388
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:18,880
yeah um yeah we're just going over
1389
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,760
the scene with michael um yeah we'll
1390
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:22,640
call you back when
1391
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:25,680
we need you though seriously i don't
1392
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:27,200
know what her problem is
1393
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:29,440
we need something else we need something
1394
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:31,039
else we need we just need we just
1395
01:04:31,039 --> 01:04:34,079
ah it just needs more it just needs more
1396
01:04:34,079 --> 01:04:36,079
than what you're giving me guys
1397
01:04:36,079 --> 01:04:38,960
this performance natasha is lifeless
1398
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:39,359
okay
1399
01:04:39,359 --> 01:04:40,880
in this scene we just need more just
1400
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give me more no slightly less
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01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:47,920
perfect action cut this is not
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01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:50,160
this is not what i imagine i just wanted
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something
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01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,839
it needs a bigger uh he's a bigger
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01:04:53,839 --> 01:04:55,359
finish he's a big it needs a big
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01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:58,880
ending we need something to end on we
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01:04:58,880 --> 01:04:59,359
need to
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01:04:59,359 --> 01:05:01,680
um i just need more it just needs
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01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:09,839
something else
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01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:18,000
and that will be the perfect thing i
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01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:22,510
know it's going to be perfect
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[Music]
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01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:37,839
your eyes
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01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:46,400
hi can i help you hi my name's catherine
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sweeney i recently [ __ ] your husband
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01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:49,680
but now
1417
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:53,359
i'd like you to be in my film
1418
01:05:58,319 --> 01:06:02,559
there we go yes
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01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:06,400
yes this looks so good now we just need
1420
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:07,760
to make sure
1421
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:10,799
that we get you right in the light
1422
01:06:10,799 --> 01:06:14,079
okay there we go
1423
01:06:14,079 --> 01:06:17,520
the one thing i always have on a film
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01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:18,160
set
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01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:21,440
is gather because you never know when it
1426
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:22,880
could come in handy
1427
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:26,079
okay we just need to make sure
1428
01:06:26,079 --> 01:06:28,559
that this is covered because you know we
1429
01:06:28,559 --> 01:06:30,640
need to look after the location you know
1430
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:32,079
what these location people
1431
01:06:32,079 --> 01:06:34,400
are like we just need to make sure that
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01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:36,319
the floor is all covered up
1433
01:06:36,319 --> 01:06:39,200
and so that no blood gets on the floor
1434
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:40,160
because
1435
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:44,079
there is gonna be quite a lot of blood
1436
01:06:44,079 --> 01:06:46,240
what do we need what do we need what do
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01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:47,599
we need
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01:06:47,599 --> 01:06:49,920
makeup that's what we need call the
1439
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:52,079
makeup lady oh it's also me
1440
01:06:52,079 --> 01:06:53,920
i'm just gonna put a little bit of
1441
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:55,760
powder on you
1442
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:59,680
just to make sure to take care of that
1443
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:00,799
shine
1444
01:07:00,799 --> 01:07:04,559
no shiny faces i'm very proud of this
1445
01:07:04,559 --> 01:07:08,000
it is my own recipe up here
1446
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,400
and then and you know maybe we're gonna
1447
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:11,680
go for some splatter
1448
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,680
you know generally just some there we go
1449
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,119
i'm all about
1450
01:07:15,119 --> 01:07:18,240
being artistic
1451
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:21,520
that is what we need that's good yeah
1452
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:22,880
we're just gonna like if you're
1453
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:27,119
okay do you think we need any more
1454
01:07:27,119 --> 01:07:30,960
do you think there's any in your opinion
1455
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:32,480
let me know because you know this is my
1456
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:34,000
film but i just want to make you feel
1457
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:34,799
comfortable
1458
01:07:34,799 --> 01:07:38,160
okay so i think we are just
1459
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:43,200
about ready to get started thank you
1460
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:46,799
what's that is that him don't
1461
01:07:46,799 --> 01:07:51,839
say a word let's make this a surprise
1462
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:59,599
anna i know
1463
01:07:59,599 --> 01:08:02,079
you in
1464
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:08,839
hello darling the aesthetic effects look
1465
01:08:08,839 --> 01:08:11,359
amazing this really raises the
1466
01:08:11,359 --> 01:08:13,680
production values
1467
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:16,640
tell me i'm a genius tell me i'm a
1468
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:17,839
genius
1469
01:08:17,839 --> 01:08:21,120
tell me i'm a genius you
1470
01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:39,839
are time for your close-ups
1471
01:08:50,719 --> 01:08:52,799
thank you so much for having me back i
1472
01:08:52,799 --> 01:08:54,479
mean i know it's been a bit inconvenient
1473
01:08:54,479 --> 01:08:54,799
what
1474
01:08:54,799 --> 01:08:56,880
the whole police trying to find me thing
1475
01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:58,158
i just want you to know i
1476
01:08:58,158 --> 01:09:00,080
really appreciate how accommodating
1477
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:07,439
you've been
1478
01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:10,719
thank you thank you so much for watching
1479
01:09:10,719 --> 01:09:12,560
my film
1480
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:15,839
i'm speechless you've no idea how long
1481
01:09:15,839 --> 01:09:18,000
i've waited for this moment
1482
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,359
and there were times when i thought the
1483
01:09:19,359 --> 01:09:21,040
whole world was against me
1484
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:24,640
but i did it i made my
1485
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:28,000
[ __ ] film you know ideas
1486
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,560
are to a penny but one thing that
1487
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:31,198
matters
1488
01:09:31,198 --> 01:09:34,158
is making them happen so if you have an
1489
01:09:34,158 --> 01:09:36,238
idea if you have a story to tell
1490
01:09:36,238 --> 01:09:39,120
you just go out there and you tell it
1491
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:40,399
and you don't let anyone
1492
01:09:40,399 --> 01:09:43,839
or anything get in the way
1493
01:09:43,839 --> 01:09:50,880
go out there and make your masterpiece
1494
01:09:53,198 --> 01:10:02,520
any questions
1495
01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:13,470
[Music]
1496
01:10:50,860 --> 01:10:58,560
[Music]
1497
01:11:01,460 --> 01:11:04,739
[Music]
1498
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:13,840
so
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01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:27,280
so
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01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:32,399
[Music]
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01:11:46,110 --> 01:11:52,220
[Music]
1502
01:11:59,890 --> 01:12:13,100
[Music]
1503
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:27,130
[Music]
1504
01:12:32,950 --> 01:12:45,409
[Music]
1505
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:51,840
um
1506
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:12,560
rich and famous
1507
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:17,380
rich and famous
1508
01:13:17,380 --> 01:13:30,880
[Music]
1509
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:33,280
which
1510
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:43,410
[Music]
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01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:47,840
with
1512
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:51,920
you
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