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Hey!
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Hey, Victor. What
are you doing?
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What's it look like I'm
doing? I'm showering.
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Yes, I can see that.
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But I really don't think you
should be taking advantage
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of Calvin's property like this.
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It's... it's not right.
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Well, I'm on Calvin's property,
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but I'm using your water.
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Does that make you
feel any better?
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No, it does not make
me feel any better.
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Victor.
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I know you're not taking
a shower in my yard.
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He sure is, but you know what,
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if it makes you feel any
better, he's using my water.
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It would make me feel better
if he was wearing pants.
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Let me get my paper, man.
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Oh, hey, hey, man.
That's my towel.
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And that's my loofah,
but you can keep that.
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- Oh, what?
- Yeah, and then he had the nerve
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To ask me for a towel.
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Man, ever since Crackhead
Victor lost his house,
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he has taken his antics
to a whole new level.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, if only there was a...
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a strong Black man
who could talk to him.
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You know, someone
in the neighborhood
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who everyone looks up to,
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and who just loves getting
in other people's business.
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Nope, nope, not gonna happen.
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Every time I try to help
him, I always get burned.
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Last time,
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he stole the seats out my truck.
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Had to drive to work
in a lawn chair.
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Come on, Dave. We out of here.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Keisha!
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Hey, Uncle Que.
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Yo, I heard Keisha just
broke up with Big Time Slim.
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Okay, I have always
had a crush on her.
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And now that we're
a little bit older,
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it's finally time for
me to shoot my shot.
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Listen, save your
marshmallow bullets, Cupid.
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Right.
- You're not exactly Keisha's type, bro.
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Yeah, man, she likes
rappers. You know, thugs.
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Dudes with tattoos and swag.
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You know, basically
everything opposite of you.
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Yeah.
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Trust me, I'll get my chance.
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And when I do, I'll be ready.
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: Okay.
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Bye, Uncle Que.
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Thanks, Marty.
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Top
of the morning to ya!
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Oh.
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Well, this has gone too far.
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So, Gemma, what's got your
husband's tight khakis
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in a bunch?
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We just found Victor
napping in our car.
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What?
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Yeah, he says the
pine smell helps
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with his allergies.
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Aw... Calvin, honey.
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I think it's time for you
to talk to Victor again.
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No, babe.
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I've been down that road
with him too many times.
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It's a dead end.
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Calvin, you watched
Victor grow up.
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He was like a nephew to you.
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Wow, I didn't know you and
Victor were that close.
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Oh, are you kidding me?
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Calvin loved Victor so much,
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that when Victor wanted
to become a barber,
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Calvin let him
practice on his hair.
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And it was that love
that saved his behind
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when he pressed and curled
my hair like Al Sharpton.
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Wait, so you guys knew Victor
before he started using?
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Yeah.
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He got hooked after he was
deployed to Afghanistan.
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Oh, what a shame.
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He risked his life
for our country,
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and then he ended
up on the streets.
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You know, the VA has a rehab
program to help veterans.
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I could probably
get him some help.
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Yeah, you know what,
look, I can handle Victor.
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Calvin, you've done enough.
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I once helped my college
roommate kick NoDoz.
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Calvin, please go save my man.
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Okay, Dave.
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Now listen, in order
to help Victor,
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- first we got to catch him.
- Mm-hmm.
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And when he's using,
he gets super skittish
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when he feels threatened, so...
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we got to treat him like
a wild bear in a mosh pit.
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Calvin, I got this.
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People don't call me
Speedy Johnson for nothing.
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Nobody calls you Speedy Johnson.
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Everybody calls
me Speedy Johnson.
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Oh, my...
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Okay, here comes Victor.
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Remember what I
said. Don't move.
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Hey, Victor.
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Uh...
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can I talk to you for a second?
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Go! Go, go, Speedy!
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Victor, get back here!
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No, Victor, no.
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Victor!
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Yeah, I wouldn't do
that if I were you.
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I got him.
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- Nice haircut, man.
- Thanks.
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What just happened?
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Crack, Dave. Crack happened.
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All right, come on.
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Mmm, you know what
this cupcake needs?
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A paying customer?
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Sorry.
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I'm just always
hungry all the time.
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I'm eating for two.
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Yeah, well, right now
you're eating for free.
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Oh, I'm so happy
you're both here.
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I'm looking for
some fashion advice
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from some cool, hip women.
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- Oh, thank you, baby.
- OH, that's so sweet.
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Yeah, but since I
couldn't find any,
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I thought I'd come to you two.
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Talk fast, boy.
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Okay, okay. Uh...
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It's time for me to
go in a new direction,
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clothes-wise.
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I love any kind of makeover.
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Makeup, clothes, bathrooms.
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I live for a reveal.
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Okay, well,
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are you up-to-date on the
latest street fashion?
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I'm gonna have to do some
light Instagram stalking,
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- but I am sure I can figure it out.
- Okay.
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Well, since I've got these
cupcake orders to fill,
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I'm gonna leave my
baby in your hands.
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Oh, hell nah!
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First, you eat up
all my cupcakes,
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and then you turn my son
into one of the Migos.
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Nailed it!
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Gemma got your boy
nice. No cap, Tina.
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You call me Tina again,
I'm-a cap that ass.
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- I'm sorry, Mama.
- Yeah.
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Since we can't outrun him,
we got to outthink him.
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All right? Give me
your sunglasses,
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your phone and your wallet.
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: Okay, come on.
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All right.
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There.
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The crackhead trap is set.
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Okay, here he comes,
here he comes.
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Hide, hide.
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Gotcha.
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All right, let me
out of here, man.
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All right, look, Victor,
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all we want to do is talk, man.
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Okay, come on, Victor.
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I can always get another lamp.
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No, no, no! No!
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Not my Ed Sheeran
autographed ukulele.
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Victor, listen to me, man.
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You better get off that table.
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You can't tell me what to do!
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I'm a grown man!
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What's going on?
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Why is Victor on my table?
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Boy, if you don't get down...
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I'm gonna give you everything
your butt signed up for.
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Yes, ma'am.
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I'm talking about everything
your butt signed up for.
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Man, when are they
gonna get here?
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I'm ready to get
this intervention on.
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Trey, why are you so excited
about Victor's intervention?
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Because for the first time,
I'm on the other side, player.
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: Oh, yerp.
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What up, yo?
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Hey, hey, hey,
hey. Sorry, man.
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The barbershop is closed.
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Malcolm, it's me, Marty.
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I know it's you, Marty.
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I'm pretending I don't know you.
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Man, go home and change!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Don't hate, man.
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I have the look of the Migos
with the attitude of Ice Cube.
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You look like a wide
receiver on draft day.
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What is this all about, Marty?
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Hey, man, just...
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Never mind.
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Marty?
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Is that you?
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Yeah, fo sho, baby.
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Fo sho.
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But the streets call me Big Mar.
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This is a way different look
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than what you were
sporting earlier.
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Uh, yeah, that-that's because
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you caught me in
my court outfit.
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You see...
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:
a bad man got caught
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for doing bad men things.
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It's like watching Al
Roker try to Crip Walk.
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Yeah, you need to get
with a real G like me,
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because I move in silence.
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Like the "G" in "lasagna."
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So, can a bad man
walk a girl home?
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: Fo sho.
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Like the song says,
"Today was a good day."
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Where is it?
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Well, Victor, I lied to you.
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There is no cotton candy.
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I knew it.
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Okay, come on, man.
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Look, I had to get you to
your intervention somehow.
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Victor, we know what
you've been through.
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This is a chance for you to
tell all of us how you feel.
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You don't care how I feel.
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When y'all look at me, all
you see is Crackhead Victor.
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You know what, that's it, guys.
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First, we got to stop
calling him Crackhead Victor.
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All right? Addiction
is an illness.
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It's not who he is.
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Look, Vic.
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I know you feel like
no one understands you.
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That's exactly how I felt
when I came home from Iraq.
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Hold up, you're a veteran, too?
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Yeah.
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So I know firsthand
how hard it can be
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to adjust to civilian life.
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Look, PTSD, it affects
all of us differently,
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but you got to know,
you're not alone.
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Nobody asked anyone
to worry about me.
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Yet here we all are.
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Dave, tell him the plan.
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All right, well,
look, it wasn't easy.
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I made a ton of calls,
and all the rehab beds
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were taken in the
neighboring VA hospitals.
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But I was able to find you a bed
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an hour away in Loma Linda,
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if... if you're ready.
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Look, man, we've all
been working really hard
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to get you back
to the old Victor.
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Newsflash, Calvin.
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The old Victor's gone.
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I left him back in Afghanistan.
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I came back to nothing but pain.
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My parents died.
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I lost my friends.
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I lost myself.
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The only thing that can
help me with that pain:
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drugs.
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Hey, Victor, look, all my
pops is trying to say...
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I know what he's trying to say.
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But I ain't trying
to hear it right now.
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Victor, I swear, if
you walk out that door,
258
00:11:35,835 --> 00:11:37,070
I'm done with you.
259
00:11:41,007 --> 00:11:43,076
Victor.
260
00:11:43,143 --> 00:11:44,911
Come on.
261
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,124
Ooh...
262
00:11:58,191 --> 00:12:00,060
That movie went hard, right?
263
00:12:00,126 --> 00:12:02,062
Yeah. Yeah.
264
00:12:02,128 --> 00:12:03,730
You know, I give it two guns up.
265
00:12:03,797 --> 00:12:05,765
Pow, pow.
266
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:10,070
You know, when we were younger,
267
00:12:10,136 --> 00:12:12,038
I always thought you were cute.
268
00:12:12,105 --> 00:12:15,442
Just a little too nice and
soft, if you know what I mean.
269
00:12:15,508 --> 00:12:17,444
Oh, yeah. I hear
you. I hear you.
270
00:12:17,510 --> 00:12:20,847
But, you know, maybe
sometimes being nice and soft
271
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,582
isn't so bad.
272
00:12:22,649 --> 00:12:24,117
Maybe.
273
00:12:24,184 --> 00:12:26,453
But I like roughnecks like you.
274
00:12:26,519 --> 00:12:28,021
: Oh... Yeah, yeah.
275
00:12:28,088 --> 00:12:30,356
: That tickles.
276
00:12:31,825 --> 00:12:33,827
Tell me, Big Mar.
277
00:12:33,893 --> 00:12:36,896
What's the baddest
thing you've ever done?
278
00:12:36,963 --> 00:12:39,065
Oh, uh...
279
00:12:41,201 --> 00:12:42,635
Hmm...
280
00:12:42,702 --> 00:12:44,704
I mean...
281
00:12:44,371 --> 00:12:46,573
One time,
282
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,443
I took spare change and
threw it in a sacred well.
283
00:12:50,711 --> 00:12:53,213
Oh. "Spare Change" is
a rapper's name, right?
284
00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,182
Yes. Yeah, yeah.
285
00:12:55,248 --> 00:12:57,360
Uh, yeah, yeah, let me
straighten it out for you, baby.
286
00:12:57,384 --> 00:13:00,053
Okay. So, Lil Spare Change
was a wannabe rapper.
287
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:03,256
I took him and DJ Dollar Bill
and threw them in that well.
288
00:13:03,323 --> 00:13:05,726
You feel me?
289
00:13:05,792 --> 00:13:07,177
I feel you, Big Mar.
290
00:13:07,178 --> 00:13:08,562
Ooh.
291
00:13:08,628 --> 00:13:10,731
I feel you.
292
00:13:12,532 --> 00:13:13,667
Errbody do, baby.
293
00:13:14,735 --> 00:13:16,536
Errbody.
294
00:13:19,539 --> 00:13:21,808
Hey, hey, what you ladies up to?
295
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:25,345
Oh, just looking through old
photos of the neighborhood.
296
00:13:25,412 --> 00:13:28,815
You know, people,
places, Victor.
297
00:13:28,882 --> 00:13:30,617
Oh, no.
298
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:32,619
Look, I've done
everything I can.
299
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:35,088
Even Dave tried.
You-you were there.
300
00:13:35,155 --> 00:13:37,124
He almost lost his baby guitar.
301
00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:40,594
I hear what you're
saying, but, aw...
302
00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:43,730
look at this old picture
of Victor and Calvin.
303
00:13:43,797 --> 00:13:45,265
Aw, Victor looks so good there.
304
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,135
- Ah.
- Aw.
305
00:13:48,201 --> 00:13:49,503
You remember that day?
306
00:13:51,138 --> 00:13:53,206
Yeah. Of course.
307
00:13:53,273 --> 00:13:54,608
This was Victor's senior prom.
308
00:13:54,674 --> 00:13:56,376
He didn't have money for a limo,
309
00:13:56,443 --> 00:14:00,547
so I rented a tux and
chauffeured him and his date.
310
00:14:00,614 --> 00:14:02,282
That's so sweet of you.
311
00:14:02,349 --> 00:14:04,518
Yeah. After that, Victor
signed up for the Army.
312
00:14:05,485 --> 00:14:06,820
You were so proud of him.
313
00:14:07,821 --> 00:14:09,356
Yeah.
314
00:14:09,423 --> 00:14:10,557
I was.
315
00:14:12,359 --> 00:14:13,827
Ooh, let me get my bat.
316
00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:15,395
Oh, it's just Victor.
317
00:14:15,462 --> 00:14:18,432
Oh, well, shouldn't you
turn your alarm off?
318
00:14:18,498 --> 00:14:19,766
No, he's got the code.
319
00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:21,535
He'll leave once his
sinuses clear up.
320
00:14:24,237 --> 00:14:25,705
Okay, I, um...
321
00:14:25,772 --> 00:14:27,374
I need you to do
me a favor, baby.
322
00:14:27,441 --> 00:14:28,651
I need you to take
these to Victor.
323
00:14:28,675 --> 00:14:30,544
Oh, no. Come on, Tina.
324
00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:32,245
No, no.
325
00:14:32,312 --> 00:14:33,814
I've done all I could
do for this guy.
326
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,715
I'm not going back out
there. Forget about it.
327
00:14:35,782 --> 00:14:37,417
Come on, baby. If you do it,
328
00:14:37,484 --> 00:14:39,686
I'll act like it's
your birthday tonight.
329
00:14:44,691 --> 00:14:46,860
O-Okay.
330
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,696
But I still get my real
birthday, too, right?
331
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:51,865
Oh, most definitely.
332
00:14:54,434 --> 00:14:55,702
Victor.
333
00:14:56,870 --> 00:14:58,405
Come on, man. Open up.
334
00:14:58,472 --> 00:15:00,307
Mmm.
335
00:15:00,373 --> 00:15:02,609
Pine. That does smell nice.
336
00:15:03,577 --> 00:15:06,546
Look, Tina wanted
me to give you this.
337
00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:07,881
I'm out.
338
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,217
Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait.
339
00:15:10,283 --> 00:15:11,885
What's-what's this?
340
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,187
I don't know. Tina must've
put it in your bag.
341
00:15:14,254 --> 00:15:16,790
Yeah, I remember this.
342
00:15:16,857 --> 00:15:18,291
My dad's lawn mower
had broken down,
343
00:15:18,358 --> 00:15:19,669
and instead of taking
it to the repair shop,
344
00:15:19,693 --> 00:15:20,894
you taught me how to fix it.
345
00:15:21,895 --> 00:15:24,564
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
346
00:15:24,631 --> 00:15:26,766
And you used that lawn
mower to start cutting grass
347
00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:28,711
in the neighborhood and
make yourself some money.
348
00:15:28,735 --> 00:15:30,637
Bought your first
pair of Jordans.
349
00:15:30,704 --> 00:15:32,239
Sure did.
350
00:15:32,305 --> 00:15:34,207
Only for them to be
stolen by a crackhead.
351
00:15:34,274 --> 00:15:36,243
- The irony.
- Hmm.
352
00:15:37,444 --> 00:15:38,845
Yeah.
353
00:15:41,481 --> 00:15:44,718
I didn't ask to be
this way, Calvin.
354
00:15:44,784 --> 00:15:47,287
Not everyone wins at life.
355
00:15:47,354 --> 00:15:49,723
Look, Victor.
356
00:15:49,789 --> 00:15:52,659
Everybody has a
story to tell, man.
357
00:15:52,726 --> 00:15:55,362
And luckily for me, I've
been a part of yours.
358
00:15:55,428 --> 00:15:57,831
I remember when you were
that scrawny little kid
359
00:15:57,898 --> 00:15:59,766
who just moved into
this neighborhood.
360
00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:02,636
I remember taking
you to get ice cream
361
00:16:02,702 --> 00:16:05,305
when you got straight
A's in middle school.
362
00:16:05,372 --> 00:16:07,617
Or hiding you from your mama
when you threw that boomerang
363
00:16:07,641 --> 00:16:09,643
- through her picture window.
364
00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,212
Tore my butt up twice
when she found me, too.
365
00:16:16,416 --> 00:16:18,351
I miss you, Mama.
366
00:16:21,488 --> 00:16:23,723
Look, man.
367
00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:26,593
I don't care about all
the stuff you've done.
368
00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:28,695
All right, I know you.
369
00:16:28,762 --> 00:16:30,730
The real you.
370
00:16:30,797 --> 00:16:32,332
And, uh...
371
00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:35,569
Well, I love you too much
372
00:16:35,635 --> 00:16:38,004
for this to be how
your story ends.
373
00:16:38,071 --> 00:16:39,806
But...
374
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,241
that's not up to me.
375
00:16:42,776 --> 00:16:45,245
It's your story.
376
00:16:49,549 --> 00:16:51,685
Tonight was on point, Big Mar.
377
00:16:51,751 --> 00:16:53,253
Oh, yeah, you know,
378
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,880
the best part of the
night for me was...
379
00:16:56,389 --> 00:16:57,891
That part.
380
00:16:59,326 --> 00:17:00,410
Mmm, cherry.
381
00:17:01,561 --> 00:17:03,363
Good night, Big Mar.
382
00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:06,299
Uh, yeah, good, uh,
good night, Kiki.
383
00:17:17,978 --> 00:17:20,747
So, how was your
date, Nice Cube?
384
00:17:22,882 --> 00:17:24,584
Man, it was exhausting.
385
00:17:24,651 --> 00:17:28,655
I had no idea it was
so hard being so hard.
386
00:17:30,657 --> 00:17:32,726
All right, check
this, little bro.
387
00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:34,594
I know that Keisha has been
388
00:17:34,661 --> 00:17:36,963
- your most wanted since we were kids...
- Yeah.
389
00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:38,632
But, Marty, you
don't want a woman
390
00:17:38,698 --> 00:17:40,000
who doesn't dig you for you.
391
00:17:40,066 --> 00:17:42,736
You're right.
392
00:17:42,802 --> 00:17:45,739
And-and I-I plan on
coming clean to Keisha,
393
00:17:45,805 --> 00:17:47,941
once we're married and have
our twins, Luke and Leia.
394
00:17:48,908 --> 00:17:51,411
Look, man, you are
my little brother,
395
00:17:51,478 --> 00:17:53,813
and I don't just
love you, I like you.
396
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,583
And I would hope that
any woman you end up with
397
00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:58,885
would love you
and like you, too.
398
00:17:59,886 --> 00:18:01,588
All right, man.
399
00:18:03,456 --> 00:18:04,758
God,
400
00:18:04,824 --> 00:18:07,761
if Keisha is for
me, give me a sign.
401
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,868
The Lord has spoken.
402
00:18:16,603 --> 00:18:18,538
Hey, I just got invited
to a release party,
403
00:18:18,605 --> 00:18:21,074
and there's only one bad
boy I want by my side.
404
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,576
Oh, hell yeah, girl, I
love album release parties.
405
00:18:24,662 --> 00:18:25,679
You're so funny.
406
00:18:25,745 --> 00:18:27,347
It's not an album release party.
407
00:18:27,414 --> 00:18:28,682
This is a prison release party.
408
00:18:28,748 --> 00:18:29,983
What?
409
00:18:30,050 --> 00:18:31,685
Lil Murder Junior just got out.
410
00:18:31,751 --> 00:18:33,820
But his name is
Lil Murder Junior!
411
00:18:33,887 --> 00:18:35,622
Technicality.
412
00:18:36,690 --> 00:18:37,924
It's okay if I go freshen up?
413
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:40,493
What?
414
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,595
: Technicality.
415
00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:49,536
Morning, Calvin.
416
00:18:50,503 --> 00:18:52,081
You want some help getting
him off your porch?
417
00:18:52,105 --> 00:18:55,575
Nah. Just let
him sleep it off.
418
00:18:57,577 --> 00:18:59,846
Okay, I'm ready.
419
00:18:59,913 --> 00:19:01,414
Ready for what?
420
00:19:01,481 --> 00:19:02,615
I'm ready to get help.
421
00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:05,585
Uh...
422
00:19:05,652 --> 00:19:07,172
Did I hear what I
thought I just heard?
423
00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:08,855
Yeah, Dave.
424
00:19:08,922 --> 00:19:11,491
My man Victor here said
he's ready to get help.
425
00:19:11,558 --> 00:19:14,394
Our man is ready to get help.
426
00:19:14,461 --> 00:19:16,663
Our man is ready to get help!
- Guys!
427
00:19:16,730 --> 00:19:17,997
This ain't helping.
428
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:21,067
Hold on. Let me grab my keys.
429
00:19:21,134 --> 00:19:23,254
- Be right back.
- All right, well, come on. Hurry up.
430
00:19:25,171 --> 00:19:26,982
Hey, hey, hey. Ain't you
gonna get dressed first?
431
00:19:27,006 --> 00:19:28,908
You can't waste time
when a man is ready.
432
00:19:28,975 --> 00:19:31,911
Victor, you are in good
hands with me and Calvin.
433
00:19:31,978 --> 00:19:33,079
We got you.
434
00:19:36,983 --> 00:19:38,685
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
435
00:19:38,752 --> 00:19:40,820
Yeah, all right.
Well, back it up.
436
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,861
Okay, now we got you.
437
00:19:49,195 --> 00:19:50,663
It's true. And then,
438
00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:52,165
at the party, guns
start going off,
439
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,434
so I hit the ground,
and Keisha says,
440
00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:55,902
"Real men don't duck."
441
00:19:58,204 --> 00:19:59,973
Well, sounds like it's
bye-bye, thug life,
442
00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:02,041
and hello, Star Trek marathon.
443
00:20:02,108 --> 00:20:04,210
: Man, hey,
that's right, baby.
444
00:20:04,277 --> 00:20:05,695
The geek is back.
445
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:09,158
Well, we knew that when you
walked in in that sweater.
446
00:20:11,921 --> 00:20:13,489
Hon, you don't
have to jump a car.
447
00:20:13,556 --> 00:20:14,800
No man living off of
crack
448
00:20:14,824 --> 00:20:16,559
and Now and Laters is gonna outdo me.
449
00:20:17,626 --> 00:20:19,003
You know what, she's
right, man. Yeah.
450
00:20:19,027 --> 00:20:20,729
- Don't do it.
- Eh?
451
00:20:20,796 --> 00:20:21,906
Until I get my camera ready.
452
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:22,864
- Baby!
- Calvin!
453
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,065
No, this is gonna be good.
454
00:20:24,132 --> 00:20:25,567
- Oh, my gosh. -
- All right.
455
00:20:25,634 --> 00:20:27,536
- Okay. - Go! Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh, baby.
456
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:28,904
Yeah. WorldStar!
457
00:20:34,676 --> 00:20:37,512
Aw, man.
458
00:20:37,579 --> 00:20:39,481
I didn't press record.
459
00:20:39,548 --> 00:20:40,749
You gonna have to do it again.
460
00:20:50,892 --> 00:20:53,895
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