All language subtitles for The Nanny s05 e15

Here we are. Home sweet home.

Thank you so much for coming
all the way to Koorestan

just to say you love me, Max.

[giggles]

Now, you haven't said it in
New York yet, so say it again.

Fran, aren't you getting
kind of tired of hearing it?

Or is that just me?

There you go, sweetheart.
[clears throat]

-Fran?
-Yes?

-I love you.
-[giggles]

Hi, everyone. We're home!

And guess what?

-Your father has something
he wants to share with you all.
-[clears throat]

-I've told Ms. Fine I love her.
-Mm-hmm.

-Yeah, wonderful.
-What else is new?

Oh! Oh, yes,
I didn't take it back.

Oh, congratulations, Ms. Fine.
That's wonderful news.

Shall I get you a fork?

What for?

To stick in yourself.
You're done.

♪ She was working
in a bridal shop ♪

♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪

♪ Til her boyfriend
kicked her out ♪

♪ In one of those
crushing scenes ♪

♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪

♪ She was out on her fanny ♪

♪ So over the bridge
from Flushing ♪

♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪

♪ She was there to sell makeup
but the father saw more ♪

♪ She had style, she had flair
she was there ♪

♪ That's how she became ♪

♪ The Nanny ♪

♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪

♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪

♪ Now, the father
finds her beguiling ♪

♪ Watch out C.C. ♪

♪ And the kids
are actually smiling ♪

♪ Such joie de vivre ♪

♪ She's the lady in red ♪

♪ When everybody else
is wearing tan ♪

♪ The flashy girl
from Flushing ♪

♪ The Nanny named Fran ♪

Niles.

You want to see
something sickening?

Well, that was fun. Now what?

All right, knock it off.

Mm. Oh! Mm.

I'm sorry, C.C. [clears throat]

Ms. Fine, would you please try
to conduct yourself

a little more professionally?

No, you conduct yourself first.

No, I asked you first.

-No.
-I asked you first.

-You.
-No, no, no.

-You.
-[laughs] Stop it. Stop it.

No, stop it. C.C... Hmm.

C.C., I... I do apologize. Now,
what was it you wanted to say?

You mean, besides "yuck"?

Maxwell, we have business
to attend to other than

playing kissy-face
with the help.

Oh, come on, Ms. Babcock.

I'm not really that much help.

[laughter]

You know, I'm really
going to miss you.

I've grown accustomed
to your waist.

Do you know what is so sad?

I mean, besides the fact that
you sleep in Brighton's old bed.

Maxwell is going to worm his way
out of this like always.

Nanny Fine is headed
for such a fall.

Oh, God.

I don't want to be around
to see that.

Actually, I do.

Here's my beeper number.

Oh, Fran, this thing with you
and Dad is so romantic.

I just hope that the same thing
happens to me someday.

Well, except for the fact that
I'd become a cleaning lady

and, uh, wait around
for six years

for the man that I love
to finally make a move.

[sighs] I know.
It's like a fairy tale.

Oh, Nanny Fine. Cute coat.

How many Muppets
had to die for that?

You know, I can understand
you being bitter,

but, honey, when you stay
too long at the fair,

a man loses respect.

Another three years
and I was out that door myself.

You know, Nanny Fine,
I think it is so precious

how you think Maxwell's saying
he loves you means something.

Well, I think
it's pretty obvious

that he's not taking it back
this time.

Oh, no, he's not going
to take it back.

He is going to drag this thing
on and on and on

until you get disgusted and die.

Like a cockroach,
I was here long before you

and I'll be here long
after you're gone.

Oh, Max, you know how happy
you made me

that you told me you loved me?

But don't you think it's time
we went on to the next level?

You know, I'm not going
to be 69 forever.

Now, listen, Ms. Fine.
Uh, uh...

Franny, we... we can't just
jump into this.

I'm... I'm awfully worried
about the children.

First of all,
we can't jump, period.

Second of all,

whose children
are you worried about?

Yours, theirs or theirs?

Coming through.

I'm coming through.

Round you go,
round you go, buddy.

Come on, little buddy.
Come on back here.

Just got away from you
a little bit, that's all.

Just got a little away from him.

Hello... [coughs]

C.C., I... I could have
saved you the trip.

I'm not going
to any party forCats.

Oh, Maxwell.

Come on. How many shows
hit a billion performances?

Why don't you take your husband?

No, I don't want to go with her.

One drunken stupor in 2006
and I'm still paying for it.

You see?

Even they're married.

You know, I am not going
to wait around forever.

I'm telling you, mister.

I give it another three years

and then I am out of here.

Ms. Fine?

-Ms. Fine?
-[gasps]

Oh! Oh.

Oh, thank God.

What's wrong?

Niles.

Do you think it's possible that
Mr. Sheffield told
me that he loves me

just to string me along forever?

Oh, no.

Although, he isn't very good
with commitment.

I'm still on a week-to-week.

Oh, no, this is ridiculous.
Ms. Babcock is out of her mind.

I'm not listening to her.

But you know what?
If she asks you out

for drinks in the year 2006,
don't go.

-Oh, Niles, Niles. Come here.
I want to tell you something.
-Mm-hmm.

Niles, can you keep a secret?

Well, I'm good until I meet
another person.

Look, I'm... I'm serious.
This concerns Ms. Fine.

Oh, no. You're not going
to disappoint her again?

Not unless you think she would
be disappointed by this.

Oh, sir.

Oh, sir, it's beautiful.

This is the happiest day
of my life.

You know, it's funny
how you picture it,

but you're never really
prepared for it.

Do you think she'll like it?

Oh, my God,
she'll be speechless.

-Well, maybe I should give it
to her now then.
-[both laugh]

Seriously, Niles,
I want your word
that you won't say anything.

Oh, on my honor, sir.
I won't say a word, I swear.

Oh, and sir,

-congratulations.
-Thank you, Niles.

Yes!

Niles, what... what happened?
[gasps] Did Ms.Babcock die?

No. [chuckles]

-Better. [chuckles]
-Oh.

-Well, not better, but good.
-[laughs]

-What? What?
-Oh, I... I can't say a word.

Two words. Okay, good.
First word. Yes. What?

Eye. Eye. Okay, good.

Second word, pfft, wow.

Eye crud.
I got a cold in my eye.

Eye, uh...
Eye boogers. Eye goo! Okay.

Sounds like eye goo. Eye goo.
Eye joo.

Eye joo. I'm a Jew! I'm a Jew!

No? No. No, no. No.

Eye, eye joo, eye boo, eye goo.

Eye do. I do?

-He does?
-He do. Yahoo!

[phone ringing]

Yes?

I'm getting
married.

Sorry, miss, you got
the wrong number.

Ma, it's me.

Mr. Sheffield's
going to propose.

Oh, my God.
I'm so happy.

Hold on,
I'm getting beeped.

Oh, Ma,
don't disconnect.

Hello?

Mrs. Fine, I think
you ordered too much food.

You want
four orders of ribs?

You know, I could take
my business

across the street
to Mr. Lee.

He's not judgmental.

I'm sorry,
I can't talk now.

My daughter's
getting proposed to.

Get out of town.

Hold, please.
I have another call.

-Hello?
-Mr. Chung,

what's taking so long?

I ordered an hour ago.

Hang on, lady. I'm talking
to Sylvia Fine.

Her daughter is about
to get proposed to.

What?

-Sylvia.
-Oh, hi, Ma.

Guess what? Mr. Sheffield
is going to pop the question.

Oh, I hope
you told him no.

It'll kill Franny.

Hang on a second.
I'm getting beeped.

Oy, this thing is like
Grand Central Station today.

-Hello?
-It's Rabbi Margulies.

Mazel tov on your daughter.

By the way,
I'm not accusing,

but we found raisinets
in the organ bay.

-[phone ringing]
-Sheffield residence.

Niles, is it true?

[all] Let's just hope he doesn't
take it back.

Ma, you disconnected me.

What I was going
to tell you was

it's a big secret. I'm not even
supposed to know yet.

Mamuhluh,
Who am I going to tell?

He's coming.

Oh, Ms. Fine, there's something
I wanted to ask you.

-Yes?
-[turns on romantic song]

I wanted to ask if you'd like
to have dinner tonight.

[music stops]

All right.
How about Italian?

No, no, no. This is
a rather special occasion.

-Oh.
-I...

Yes, I've... I've booked
the Rainbow Room

so why don't you ask
your family to join us, huh?

I think
they should all be there.

-[laughs]
-Now, I'm going to be tied up
at the theater

till about 7:30,
so I'll...

-I'll see you here about 8:00.
-Eight o'clock it is.

[doorbell rings]

Oh, I'll get that.

Unless it's a surprise
you don't want... Oh, he's gone.

[music stops]

-Hi.
-I'm so happy for you.

Ma told you?

No. I heard it from Mr. Chung
at the Rickshaw Hunan Palace.

Oh, by the way, he sent this.

Congratulations!

I'm technically not even
supposed to know myself yet.

Mr. Sheffield wants
to pop the question

in front of everyone
at the Rainbow Room.

You're invited.Tonight.

Fran, after all this time,

I can't believe he's finally
going to pop the question.

-I know.
-Well, to tell you the truth,

I was worried
he'd never really do it.

-I know.
-Quite frankly,

it was getting pretty pathetic.

I know, Val. Now, would you just
act surprised?

[feigns gasp]

Not now. Yeesh.

Show me the love, baby.

You're switched on,
you're smashing.

Oh, behave.

Oh, Brighton, I want you to get
every angle to capture this...

Higher, honey. I want you
to capture happy, not hippy.

-Ma, Yetta.
-[exclaiming]

-I can't believe it.
-Oh, can you believe it?

He was so young.

No one died, Ma.

Fran is going
to get proposed to.

Oh, thank God.

Finally these three kids
will have a father.

Oh, Niles.

Oh, I can't believe this night
is finally here.

I only wish Ms. Babcock
were around to share in the joy.

-Hello, hello.
-Thank you.

So, Niles,
what is the emergency?

Oh! You have all been the victim
of a hostile makeover.

Now, listen, everyone.

When Mr. Sheffield
springs it on me,

I want you to act like
you never heard it before.

Just be really surprised.
Be very convincing.

Hear what?

-[whispering]
-[gasps]

I.e.

Fran, can't we take
our coats off?

It's been half an hour. How much
longer do we have to wait?

No one has waited
as long as I have.

Leave the coat on.

Nanny Fine, you know, maybe
you should take up knitting.

Maxwell's going to need warm
socks for those cold feet.

You know, I know
what you're getting at,

but he's not going to be
backing out this time.

He'll be here.

That man loves me.
I feel it in my heart of hearts.

Swear you saw that ring.

-[phone ringing]
-Aah!

Hello?

Relax, it's him.

Fran, I... I know
I'm running late,

but I'm going to need a little
more time here. There's...

There's just one more thing
I have to do.

Oh. Okay, honey. Uh...

Don't worry. We'll be here.

Waiting.

Oh, Nanny Fine,
don't be depressed.

At least Maxwell
gave you a ring.

Ring!

[sighs] Well, Sara, my love...

You know you'll always be
in my heart.

You were my first love.

And you're the mother
of our children.

And nothing
can ever change that.

But I've met someone
very special.

And I love her a great deal.

And the children
are crazy about her.

I think you'd like her.

You know, in many ways,
she reminds me of...

[clears throat]
Nobody you've ever met.

I think you'll be
very happy for us.

Hey, how's it going,
Mr. Sheffield?

Well, Jake, congratulate me.

I'm about to ask my nanny
to marry me.

The one with the voice?

Uh, what voice?

Oh! You're in love.

Good night, Jake.

-Excuse me. You got the time?
-Yes, 8:15.

You don't really want to know
the time, do you?

They did such a good job on him.

He looks like he's
just sleeping peacefully.

Yetta, Yetta, he's not dead.

It's always hardest
for the young ones to accept.

Sammy and I sent that.

Look, Yetta...

It's the nicest one.

He'll be here, Ma.

He wouldn't do this to me.

Sweetheart, you know
you can always come home.

We'll redo your room
exactly like it was.

I even saved your old
Flashdance comforter set.

You mean the one
with the two pillow shams

that say,
"What a feeling"?

Nanny Fine.

Listen, I packed
a few of your things

to make the transition easier.

Next, jackets, sweaters
and slutty skirts.

No, Ma. No, I know him.

He loves me and he would have
been here by now.

Something must have
happened to him.

Something must be wrong.

I've got to go find him.

Mr. Sheffield?

Mr. Sheffield?

Mm. Oh.

[gasps] Oh, my God.

-Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
-Oh, Ms. Fine.

-Are you hurt? What happened?
-Oh, I got mugged.

-Oh, no.
-I was on my way home

-to you and...
-Oh!

-I'm sorry I'm so late.
-Oh, that's okay.

As long as you're all right,
who cares?

I should have
fought back harder.

No, no, no.

They say you never fight back.

You just give them
what they want.

You don't argue,
don't get aggressive...

-They got the ring.
-I'll kill them!

I mean... I mean, what ring?

Oh, Fran, I wanted tonight

to be the most romantic night
of your life.

-I know.
-I wanted...

Wait a minute.
Wait, there has to be...

Yeah, here we go.

[grunts]

Wait, wait.

-Fran.
-Yes?

Will you marry me?

Oh, Max.

You know, it's all so sudden.

Well, will you?

What do you think?

["Cherish" by Association
playing]

I'm getting married.

[theme music playing]

[theme music ends]

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