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Happy Valentine's Day, sir.
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Did you decide what
to get for Ms. Fine?
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Yes, nothing.
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Oh, you can't get her the same
thing you got me.
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I thought it could be
misconstrued if I got her
something too personal.
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So I found this very funny card.
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On the front it says,
"What rhymes with Cupid?"
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Then you open it up
and inside there's a mirror
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and it says
"Happy Valentine's Day,
stupid."
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- Oh, Ms. Fine, it's you.
- No, it's not.
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It's stupid.
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Now, that's funny.
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How could you?
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It's Valentine's Day,
the most romantic holiday
of the entire year.
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I thought if I got you
a sentimental card that said
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you know, "I love you," you
might go and misinterpret it.
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Moi?
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Well, it has
been known to happen.
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We wake up in bed together,
you misinterpret it.
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We end up naked in the Jacuzzi,
you misinterpret it.
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And then, just because I ask
you to marry me, you go--
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Do shut up, you babbling
British moron.
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Well, I hope you don't
misinterpret it
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if one morning
you happen to wake up
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and find a high heel
in your butt.
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Oh, I wish I'd never said,
"I love you" in the first
place.
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Oh. Oh, my-my whole nervous
system just shut down.
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I can't see. I cannot see.
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All right. Go on.
Go ahead, Niles. Fire away.
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No, sir. It's not
my place to say anything.
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But a picture paints
a thousand words.
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♪♪ She was workingin a bridal shopin Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ 'Til her boyfriendkicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ In one of thosecrushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do?Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridgefrom Flushing to theSheffield's door ♪♪
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♪♪ She was thereto sell makeup,but the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style!She had flair!She was there! ♪♪
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♪♪ That's howshe became the nanny! ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would have guessed thatthe girl we've described ♪♪
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♪♪ Was just exactly whatthe doctor prescribed? ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the fatherfinds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kidsare actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Such joie de vivre! ♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪
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♪♪ When everybody elseis wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girlfrom Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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I'll get it.
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- Oh, hi, Ma.
- Fran, I'm so glad you're
home.
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Yetta has lost her mind.
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And?
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She met a man
and wants to get married.
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Why? Are you pregnant?
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I don't think so.
But I'm really late.
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Well, that makes her,
Martha Raye and Eva Braun
all married before me.
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The guy is up to no good.
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- He looks at her
and sees dollar signs.
- What, Ma?
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He's making a deal
with the Colombians to move
her stash of digitalis?
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She's got no money.
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She gets $200 a month
from Social Security.
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What do you think he's after?
Her flattuchas?
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She's just jealous because so
many men are attracted to me.
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Even my doctor says
I got charisma.
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That's arrhythmia, Yetta.
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Come on, we're gonna
go down to the bank
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and make sure that the
joint account she and I have
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says, "Both signatures
required."
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Wait a second. Wait a second.
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Maybe he's really
attracted to her.
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Yeah.
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All right. Come on,
Val will drive us.
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What were you thinking of?
The man is a baby.
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He's 60 years old.
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60?
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Yetta, he's not even back
in diapers yet.
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You should be ashamed
of yourself.
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Two of him together would be
closer to your age.
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Not interested.
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With two men, there's always
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jealousy, performance anxiety.
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What?
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So now you know a little
something about nana.
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Come on.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, look, a space
right in front of the bank.
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Oh, wait a minute, Val.
This is handicapped parking.
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It's okay. You're in therapy.
You're an emotional cripple.
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No, no. Don't park
illegally.
It isn't nice.
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Go over to that meter
over there. Here.
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Put this bag on it.
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No, I'm just gonna
wait in the car.
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You don't need
to make a deposit?
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Oh, I don't belong
to this bank.
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- Oh, where do you
put your money?
- In a pig.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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You coat your chicken
in peanut butter...
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- Oh.
- ...and then you roll it
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-in stale, crumbled
ginger snaps.
-Ohh!
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And one, two, three,
you've got Hawaiian chicken.
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- And daddy likes this?
- No.
He can't stand the sight of
it.
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And one, two, three,
I'm eating lobster at the
Seafood Broiler.
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Good one, Ma.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
This is a hold-up.
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What?
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What's the hold up? Some
yenta's
picking out designer checks.
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- [GUNSHOT]
- [PEOPLE SCREAM]
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All right,
everyone on the floor.
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No quick moves and no one
gets in small unmarked bills.
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My God, Ma, I can't believe
we're in the middle
of a bank robbery.
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Poor, Mr. Sheffield.
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If I die, he is going to feel
so guilty about what he said.
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You know, this could work.
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Will you please shut up.
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Shh.
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He's not wearing a ring.
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Ma, he's a thief.
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Who's gonna be worth millions
in a matter of minutes.
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[SIRENS APPROACHING]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, Maxwell, look,
they're makingLost in Space
into a movie.
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Oh, I loved that as a child.
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Ooh, I'm dating myself.
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Dating yourself?
That's pathetic.
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Even you can do
better than you.
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This from a man who parties
with PAM. As in a can of.
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You know, the next time you
give your old clothes away,
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why don't you
just stay in them?
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All right. That's it.
I don't want you two
in the same room ever again.
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BOTH: Why?
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Because I can't stand it
anymore. That's why.
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BOTH: What?
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This! This!
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Oh, my God,
something terrible happened.
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I just heard it on the news.
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What? What happened, Yetta?
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Wait a minute. I lost it.
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Don't worry, Yetta.
You told me in case you
forgot.
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Who are you?
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Grace, just tell me
what happened.
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Fran and Sylvia are being held
hostage in a bank robbery.
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[GROANS]
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This is how you break bad
news to an old woman?
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Oh, sir, this is horrible.
What shall we do?
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Well, I have to go
down there and help.
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Oh, of course.
The SWAT team and the FBI
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desperately need the producer
ofJelly's Last Jam
on their side.
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- Niles, start the car.
- Yes, sir.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, I can't believe
I'm gonna die here.
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My whole life is passing
before my eyes.
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Beautiful baby, most popular
girl in high school.
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Maid.
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I'm thinking how pissed I am
I didn't eat that second
blintz
this morning.
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You're not thinking about Daddy?
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Yeah, who do you think ate it?
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I'm sorry, but if you two
can't please be quiet,
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I'm gonna have to gag you.
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Oh, please, would you.
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You know, sir,
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I don't mean to tell you how
to do a robbery or anything
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but you really should have
bought some spray paint
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for those security cameras.
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That's why I wore the ski mask.
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It's not pulled down, is it?
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I brought the wrong hat,
didn't I?
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I'm sorry, um,
I don't even know your name.
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I'm Leslie Tilbert.
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- Nobody heard that, did they?
- No, no.
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He said Leslie Tilbert.
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Your mother drove you to this,
didn't she?
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Yes. I need the money to buy
her
a condo in Florida so I can get
her out of my life.
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You know, I don't know
what this is worth
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but I want you to take it
with my blessings.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Excuse me. Excuse us.
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Would you let us through,
please. Excuse me.
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Sorry. Oh, there you are.
What do you know so far?
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Well, um, he's single.
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Divorced.
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Who the hell cares.
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- She must be in shock.
- Oh, no, sir.
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What you see is what you get.
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I'm talking about Ms. Fine.
How is Ms. Fine and her mother?
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Oh, well, so far it's quiet.
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- Oh, my God, he's killed
her.
- Oh, no, sir.
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Boy, I'm never
gonna get out of this.
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I should have gone to med
school
like my brother.
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But I hate the sight of blood.
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Oh, you hate the sight of blood.
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Excuse me.
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I'm a hippoglycemic.
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If I don't eat something
soon,
it may be fatal.
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You're not gonna die.
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She meant you.
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- What should I do?
- I'd order take-out.
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Right across the street
there's a Roy Rogers
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a Kenny Rogers
and a Tony Roma's.
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We call it the chazer strip.
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00:12:49,183 --> 00:12:54,203
No, I'd like something light
like fettuccine Alfredo.
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You know,
deli's easier with a group.
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Oh, you know, he's right.
But do we want dairy or meat?
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Because I could go either way.
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[EXCITED CHATTERING]
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- Shut up!
- [GUNSHOT]
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[PEOPLE SCREAM]
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We'll do Deli.
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What's going on in there?
Is everyone all right?
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FRAN: We're okay.
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That's one of the hostages
on the megaphone.
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That's no megaphone.
That's my nanny.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Now, remember,
only three or four ice cubes.
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A martini is not a smoothie.
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00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,100
Well, when do we dip the gym
sock in it for good luck?
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- What?
- That's how Niles makes
yours.
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- Hi, what's going on?
- Hi, Yetta.
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I don't wanna upset your sister.
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So don't say anything
223
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:10,320
about Fran and Sylvia being
held hostage in the bank.
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Oh, my God, that's awful.
Are they okay?
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Let's start over.
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I don't wanna upset your
sister.
So...
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Yetta, Yetta, Yetta.
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Look, is Fran all right?
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The police are there.
Don't worry.
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Well, how can we not worry?
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Try one of these smoothies.
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Oy, gevalt.
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Am I crazy or does
this prune Danish look
exactly like Moshe Dayan?
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Both.
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It's like the cinnamon bun
that looked like Mother
Teresa.
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We're gonna be rich.
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Mugs, T-shirts.
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We'll go on David Susskind.
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Yetta, your daughter and
granddaughter are being held
hostage in a bank.
240
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What?
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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No. Here's his list of demands.
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00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:21,466
He wants a limousine
to the airport
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a private jet to Mexico.
245
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Uh-huh.
246
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:34,430
Oh, and that Valentino dress
in Bergdorf's window.
247
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Thank you.
248
00:15:41,266 --> 00:15:43,656
What?
249
00:15:44,283 --> 00:15:47,173
They don't gotta know
you're straight.
250
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Hello.
252
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,350
It's Maxwell again.
253
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,226
Tell him I'm not here.
254
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:03,170
- Come on, just say hello.
- No.
255
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:12,326
She doesn't wanna talk to you.
256
00:16:12,366 --> 00:16:16,476
Well, I think she's feeling
a
little hurt right now, Max.
257
00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:22,163
Tell him we're just
sitting down to eat.
258
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:26,330
Okay. All right. I'll talk
to you later, buddy. Bye-bye.
259
00:16:28,316 --> 00:16:32,266
Fran, I'm so glad you're
here.
I'm totally screwing up
this robbery.
260
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,480
I'm no good at anything.
261
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,270
What are you talking about?
262
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You're doing a tremendous job.
263
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Everybody is terrified of you.
264
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Drop that pastrami.
265
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You didn't wanna order.
266
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You were too nervous to eat.
Now, you deal with it.
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Go around back and see
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if anybody from the SWAT team
can get a clear shot at him.
269
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NILES: Excuse me. Excuse me.
270
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- Here you are, sir.
- Oh, Niles, thank you so
much.
271
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Niles, may I confess
something to you?
272
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Well, I'm not a priest, sir,
273
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but I'm this close
to living the life of one.
274
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I said something
awful to Ms. Fine.
275
00:17:24,183 --> 00:17:26,253
More awful than saying you were
sorry that you ever said
276
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you loved her
in the first place?
277
00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:31,316
I ought to rip that bloody
intercom out of the wall.
278
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You promised you wouldn't
listen in again.
279
00:17:33,316 --> 00:17:37,466
Oh, have a heart, sir.
I quit for two weeks but
I ballooned up to a 38 waist.
280
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I mean, what if, God forbid,
281
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anything should happen
to Ms. Fine in there?
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I just couldn't
live with myself
283
00:17:47,216 --> 00:17:50,346
knowing that those were the
last
words she ever heard from me.
284
00:17:50,383 --> 00:17:53,503
Well, why don't you
send her a card?
285
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I'm all wound up, sir.
286
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-This is a tart tartan.
-Eh.
287
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Chocolate decadence.
288
00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:06,303
And a lovely
New York cheese cake.
289
00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:11,830
What happened to
the blueberry crumble?
290
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,480
That went very fast.
291
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,350
Oh. Mm.
292
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,160
Gee, Fran,
I'm sad this has to end.
293
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,430
Oh, you and me both.
294
00:18:28,466 --> 00:18:33,196
You know, believe it or not,
this isn't the worst date
I've ever had.
295
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MAN: You in there,
we got you a limo.
296
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,400
-Oh.
-My ride's here. I gotta go.
297
00:18:39,433 --> 00:18:41,503
Oh.
298
00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:45,350
You wanna take a little
something for the road?
299
00:18:45,383 --> 00:18:46,483
No, thanks, Sylvia. I'm full.
300
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,300
I'm talking about the money!
301
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:55,423
Oy! Is this aschmendrick?
302
00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:57,280
You know, it's Friday.
303
00:18:57,316 --> 00:18:58,996
You're gonna hit
all kinds of traffic.
304
00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:00,280
Listen to me. You'll be smart.
305
00:19:00,316 --> 00:19:03,446
Take the expressway to
the Flatbush circle exit.
306
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Go around the circle
and hang a right.
307
00:19:06,383 --> 00:19:09,353
I thought you make a right
half-way around?
308
00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:11,403
No. That's the way you go
because you always stop at
309
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that Mongolian barbecue
place.
310
00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:16,380
- And that's where
you make the right.
- You're wrong, Ma.
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You'll never find it.
We'll go with you.
312
00:19:19,183 --> 00:19:21,353
Ma!
313
00:19:21,383 --> 00:19:24,303
No, no, no. It's a great idea
because I could use some cover.
314
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,173
-Let's go. Come on.
-Oh!
315
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,180
-I'm going.
-Oh, oh. Oh!
316
00:19:28,216 --> 00:19:31,326
And still not the worst date
I've ever had.
317
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:38,416
Ms. Fine! Ms. Fine,
are you all right?
318
00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:42,830
Oh, Mr. Sheffield--
I'm not talking to you.
319
00:19:42,116 --> 00:19:46,316
Ms. Fine, please, please,
you have to listen to me.
320
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:48,200
There is nothing more to say.
321
00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:52,353
I just think that
it's really sad that
my abductor and I are closer
322
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than you and I will ever be.
323
00:19:58,183 --> 00:19:59,433
Ms. Fine,
324
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:04,166
I'm not sorry
I told you I love you.
325
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,430
- She said she doesn't
want to talk to you.
- Enough already.
326
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,446
Make your getaway and shut up.
327
00:20:08,483 --> 00:20:10,483
Mr. Sheffield.
328
00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:13,116
Oh, Ms. Fine.
329
00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:15,300
Mr. Sheffield, I thought
I'd never see you again.
330
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:17,433
- Oh, thank God
you're all right.
- Oh! Oh!
331
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:21,416
Oh, Ms. Fine, I am so sorry
I gave you that stupid card.
332
00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:24,180
Oh, and I'm sorry that I cut
up
your good silk tie
333
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to make Gracie's Barbie
an evening gown.
334
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,660
- This could be
the trauma talking.
- VAL: Fran!
335
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:32,170
- Fran.
- Oh, Val! Val!
336
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,160
[BOTH SOBBING]
337
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,330
The bank robber
took your mother!
338
00:20:36,366 --> 00:20:40,176
Oh, my God, that poor man!
339
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,250
Oh, look at this, they're
interviewing Ma on the news.
340
00:20:46,283 --> 00:20:48,233
- Ooh!
- The pursuit ended abruptly
341
00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:50,116
when the bank robbermade a wrong turn
342
00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:53,660
and was apprehended in frontof the Mongolian barbecue.
343
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,370
Sylvia Fine, one of thehostages, was with him.
344
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,370
Sylvia, can youdescribe it for us.
345
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:02,330
Honestly, it's a little fatty.
346
00:21:02,366 --> 00:21:06,826
I think they're undernew management.
347
00:21:06,116 --> 00:21:11,116
Oh, I'll tell you,
if I hadn't given him that
shortcut to the airport
348
00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:13,420
Ma would in Mexico by now.
349
00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:17,660
- I'm gonna have to
let go of that.
- Mm-hmm.
350
00:21:18,416 --> 00:21:21,446
Oh, hi, Mr. Sheffield.
Wait a minute.
351
00:21:21,483 --> 00:21:24,183
I have a Valentine's Day card
for you.
352
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:28,656
- Oh, Ms. Fine, thank you.
- Okay.
353
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:32,380
- Look, two puppy dogs
kissing.
- Uh-huh.
354
00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:37,366
"For Valentine's Day,
I give you my heart...
355
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:39,370
worm."
356
00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:43,396
Heart worm?
357
00:21:44,483 --> 00:21:47,323
It's a parasite.
358
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,350
Dogs get it all the time.
359
00:21:54,183 --> 00:21:55,403
It's a joke.
360
00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:00,000
What?
361
00:22:00,330 --> 00:22:03,330
Well, it is a little
impersonal,
don't you think?
362
00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:05,270
Oh, what are you
getting so upset about?
363
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:08,250
We have known each other for
four years. I just feel...
364
00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:11,203
Don't touch that intercom.
365
00:22:12,483 --> 00:22:14,373
You have my word, sir.
366
00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:21,416
Oh, Ms. Grace.
367
00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:25,330
- Yes?
- Would you push
that button for me?
368
00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:28,216
Thank you.
369
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:31,450
[FRAN AND MAXWELL ARGUING]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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