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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:50,351 [TOWN WITHOUT PITY INTRO STARTS] 4 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:06,066 Gene Pitney: * WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG AND SO IN LOVE AS WE * 5 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:11,939 * AND BEWILDERED BY THE WORLD WE SEE * 6 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:15,476 * WHY DO PEOPLE HURT US SO? * 7 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:18,212 * ONLY THOSE IN LOVE WILL KNOW * 8 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:23,584 * WHAT A TOWN WITHOUT PITY CAN DO * 9 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:29,457 * IF WE STOP TO GAZE UPON A STAR * 10 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:35,596 * PEOPLE TALK ABOUT HOW BAD WE ARE * 11 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:42,035 * OURS IS NOT AN EASY AGE, WE'RE LIKE TIGERS IN A CAGE * 12 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:47,375 * WHAT A TOWN WITHOUT PITY CAN DO * 13 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:50,378 * THOUGH THE YOUNG HAVE PROBLEMS * 14 00:01:50,378 --> 00:01:53,481 * MANY PROBLEMS * 15 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:58,952 * WE NEED AN UNDERSTANDING HEART * 16 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:05,493 * WHY DON'T THEY HELP US, TRY TO HELP US * 17 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:10,931 * BEFORE THIS CLAY AND GRANITE PLANET FALLS APART? * 18 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:17,371 * TAKE THESE EAGER LIPS AND HOLD ME FAST * 19 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:23,611 * I'M AFRAID THIS KIND OF JOY CAN'T LAST * 20 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:29,817 * HOW CAN WE KEEP LOVE ALIVE, HOW CAN ANYTHING SURVIVE * 21 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:35,356 * WHEN THESE LITTLE MINDS TEAR YOU IN TWO? * 22 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:41,495 * WHAT A TOWN WITHOUT PITY CAN DO * 23 00:02:56,176 --> 00:03:02,683 * HOW CAN WE KEEP LOVE ALIVE, HOW CAN ANYTHING SURVIVE * 24 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:08,322 * WHEN THESE LITTLE MINDS TEAR YOU IN TWO? * 25 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:14,495 * WHAT A TOWN WITHOUT PITY CAN DO * 26 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:17,731 * NO, IT ISN'T VERY PRETTY * 27 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:35,316 * WHAT A TOWN WITHOUT PITY CAN DO * 28 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,851 WHAT? YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU DOWN THERE LATER. 29 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:40,354 I JUST GOTTA FINISH SOME STUFF I'M WRITING. 30 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:43,724 YEAH. OK. BYE. 31 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:48,762 SOOZE? YEAH. SO DID YOU TELL HIM THAT WE COULDN'T AFFORD 32 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:49,930 20 BUCKS A TICKET 33 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:53,166 AND WHY DIDN'T HE PUT US ON THE COMP LIST? 34 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:56,304 NO, NO, THERE'S ALWAYS A COMP LIST. 35 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:01,241 ALL RIGHT. 36 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,377 WELL, SO, THEN, JUST GET YOUR MOTHER'S CAR 37 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:05,613 AND MAYBE WE'LL ALL GO DO SOMETHING. 38 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:09,717 YEAH. I GOTTA GET OFF. 39 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:12,553 OK. BYE. 40 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:41,649 HEY, FRANKIE! HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 41 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:44,485 SLEEPING? WHAT, AT 6:00? 42 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,654 SLEEP WHEN YOU ARE DEAD. 43 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:49,289 HEY, MAN, I JUST GOT OFF WORK. 44 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:52,493 WHY DON'T YOU MEET ME AT THE CORNER? 45 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:56,764 SO? PUT ON SOME CLOTHES AND COME DOWN, MAN. YEAH. 46 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:59,299 YEAH, YEAH, I WANNA SEE YOU, MAN. 47 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,034 ALL RIGHT. 48 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,403 YEAH. 49 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:06,507 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU BRING THAT POT YOU JUST BOUGHT? 50 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,308 [BOY SPEAKING OVER INTERCOM] 51 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,843 WHAT? 52 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:13,914 YEAH, FUCK YOU, MAN. 53 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,650 LATER. 54 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:19,487 * CRUSH ME * 55 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:22,390 * CRUSH ME * 56 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:24,257 * COME AND WORK ME OVER * 57 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:25,459 * CRUSH ME * 58 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,260 * NOW, THERE'S AN IDEA * 59 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,262 * WE'RE GONNA DIE NOW * 60 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:32,065 * KISS EVERYONE... * 61 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,336 I'M GOING OUT LATER. 62 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,337 NO CAR. 63 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,672 THE FUCK NOT? 64 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,374 YOU KNOW THE FUCK NOT. 65 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:43,276 [SIGHS] FUCK. 66 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,746 DON'T SWEAR. IT'S IMPOLITE. 67 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:48,348 ...WE ARE TRULY THRILLED TO BRING YOU THIS NEXT ITEM, 68 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,783 AND IT'S A HOST-VALUE SPECIAL. 69 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:52,085 IT'S THE SPIRAL RELAXATION LAMP. 70 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:54,422 I PERSONALLY BOUGHT ONE OF THESE FOR A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE 71 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:56,023 AND ENDED UP FALLING IN LOVE WITH IT. 72 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:58,592 I FOUND MYSELF MESMERIZED BY WATCHING THE BALLS. 73 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:01,028 THAT'S WHY I SUGGEST THAT IF YOU'RE GOING TO BUY ONE, 74 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,830 YOU BUY MAYBE 2 OR 3. 75 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,839 TV: IT STARTED WITH A TRAFFIC ARGUMENT, 76 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:14,975 ESCALATED TO THE FIRING OF AN ILLEGALLY CARRIED 77 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,109 CONCEALED HANDGUN, 78 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:18,045 ENDING WITH THE DEATH OF THE MAN IT WAS AIMED AT. 79 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,380 GORDON RIEDHALE CLAIMED HE COULDN'T ESCAPE AN ATTACKER 80 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,416 WHO WAS PUNCHING HIM IN THE HEAD. 81 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:26,587 CONCEALED CARRY INSTRUCTORS SAY IT'S THAT FEAR OF MORTAL DANGER 82 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:28,856 THAT GAVE HALE THE LEGAL RIGHT TO PULL THE TRIGGER. 83 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:30,791 [NEWS REPORT CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 84 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,560 JUST DEPENDS ON THE CUP CAPACITY. 85 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,094 WHAT SIZE IS THAT? 86 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:34,895 55,000. 87 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,129 MARLBOROS, CHIEF. HARD PACK. 88 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,532 IN THAT CASE, YOU NEED A HEAVY-DUTY FILTER. 89 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:42,135 2.50. 90 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,037 2.50? THEY GO UP? 91 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:46,173 ALWAYS 2.50, MY FRIEND. 92 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:50,678 TV: WHAT THAT MEANS IS, 93 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:53,447 EVERY ARMED LICENSEE FACED WITH DANGER 94 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:56,049 MUST MAKE A SPLIT-SECOND JUDGMENT CALL. 95 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,927 TIMMY BOY. 96 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,966 WHOA-HO! 97 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,143 CHIEF! 98 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:17,531 SHOOTS AND--OHH! 99 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:19,767 AW, TIME'S RUNNING OUT. 100 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:22,502 3, 2, 1...NO GOOD! 101 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:26,106 OH, YEAH! HA HA HA! 102 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,507 WHOA. 103 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:34,582 HEY. HEY, 7.20. 104 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:36,984 7.20. 105 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:37,985 WHAT? 106 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:39,620 7.20. 107 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:42,022 I GAVE IT TO YOU. 108 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:42,923 HE PAID YOU, MAN. 109 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,926 YOU OWE ME 20 CENTS. COME ON, 7.20. 110 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:46,860 7.20! 111 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,896 YO, YOU'RE SPITTIN' RICE ALL OVER US. 112 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,363 GOD. 113 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:53,166 HERE'S 25 CENTS. 114 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,745 THAT GUY SHOULD CUT DOWN ON HIS CAFFEINE INTAKE. 115 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,379 NEEDS SOME PIZZA IN HIS DIET. 116 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,249 Tim: I DON'T THINK I LIKE THAT GUY'S ATTITUDE AT ALL. 117 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,852 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? TAKE OFF THE BLADES. 118 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,453 I MEAN IT. I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKIN' LEGS. 119 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:14,454 YOU'RE A FASCIST, MAN. 120 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:15,455 TAKE 'EM OFF! 121 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:16,590 NEO-FASCIST. 122 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:17,925 BUFF, SIT. 123 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,894 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, THOUGH? 124 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,462 SOMEBODY OUGHT TO CRACK THAT GUY 125 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:23,731 WITH A BASEBALL BAT. 126 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:27,868 YEAH, WELL, HE'S FROM A THIRD-WORLD COUNTRY. 127 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,402 HE DOESN'T HAVE IT EASY. 128 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:33,440 WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE THIRD WORLD? 129 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,608 YOU BEEN THERE? 130 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:37,377 NO? NO. WELL, I HAVE. 131 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,780 FUCKERS LIVE LIKE SARDINES IN A CAN OVER THERE. 132 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:42,215 YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING STINKS. IT'S TRUE. 133 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:43,617 THERE'S NO, YOU KNOW, LAW, 134 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:44,852 NO ORDER, NO NOTHING. 135 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,486 ASSHOLES COME OVER HERE, 136 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,155 THEY THINK IT'S GONNA BE THE SAME. 137 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:51,158 BUT HE'S A HUMAN BEING. YOU CAN GIVE HIM THAT MUCH. 138 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,926 ACTUALLY, THE ONLY THING I GOTTA GIVE THAT GUY 139 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,896 IS A ONE-WAY TICKET BACK TO GREASEBALL LAND. 140 00:09:55,896 --> 00:10:00,000 YEAH, WELL, THAT PIZZA COULD FEED A FAMILY OF 4 IN TURKEY 141 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,835 OR INDIA OR WHEREVER THE FUCK HE COMES FROM. 142 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:05,238 OH, YEAH? OH. HOW WOULD YOU SHIP IT THERE, MAN? 143 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,506 FEDERAL EXPRESS? HMM? 144 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:07,908 BY THE TIME IT GOT THERE, 145 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,677 IT'D BE WAY COLD AND COAGULATED-- 146 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:10,878 TOTAL WASTE, 147 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:12,545 CHEESE WOULD BE STUCK TO THE CARDBOARD. 148 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,181 BUFF, THAT SLICE IS THE DIFFERENCE 149 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,984 BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH FOR SOME HALF-DEAD BANGLADESHI. 150 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:20,287 YO, YOU'RE GETTIN' ME ALL UPSET HERE. 151 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,755 YOU SHOULD GET UPSET. 152 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,791 EVERYONE SHOULD GET UPSET. 153 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,358 WHEN--WHEN HITLER WAS GREASING THE JEWS, 154 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,660 PEOPLE WERE SAYING, 155 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,962 "DON'T GET ME UPSET. YOU'RE BUMMING ME OUT." 156 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:32,099 IT'S MY DUTY AS A HUMAN BEING TO BE PISSED OFF. 157 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,937 JESUS CHRIST, NOTHING MAKES A DIFFERENCE 158 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,672 IN THE FIRST FUCKIN' PLACE. 159 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,207 NOTHING EVER CHANGES, MAN. 160 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:43,076 50 YEARS FROM NOW, WE'RE ALL GONNA BE DEAD, 161 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,412 AND THERE'LL BE NEW PEOPLE STANDING HERE, 162 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,781 DRINKING BEER, EATING PIZZA, 163 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,349 BITCHING AND MOANING ABOUT THE PRICE OF OREOS, 164 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,184 AND THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW WE WERE EVER HERE, 165 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,786 AND THEN 50 YEARS AFTER THAT, 166 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,154 THOSE SUCKERS WILL BE DUST AND BONES, 167 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,823 AND THERE WILL BE ALL THESE GENERATIONS OF SUCKERS 168 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,357 TRYIN' TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING 169 00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:00,828 ON THIS FUCKIN' PLANET, AND THEY'LL ALL BE FULL OF SHIT. 170 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,229 IT'S ALL SO FUCKIN' FUTILE. 171 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,832 IF IT'S ALL SO FUCKIN' FUTILE, WHAT THE FUCK 172 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:07,300 ARE YOU SO FUCKING UPSET ABOUT, FUCKHEAD? 173 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,736 [LAUGHS] 174 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,205 BECAUSE I'M ALIENATED. 175 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,373 [SCREAMING] 176 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:18,145 HOW DO YOU LIKE ORGASMS?! 177 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,047 OH, YEAH! WHOO! 178 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:23,784 OH! 179 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,820 HEY, I'M AT WORK YESTERDAY, 180 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,121 BITCH COMES IN, 181 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,057 ORDERS A 12-INCH PIE WITH EXTRA CHEESE, 182 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:32,826 SO, I ASK HER IF SHE WANTED ME TO, LIKE, CARRY THAT OUT 183 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,227 TO HER CAR FOR HER. 184 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:37,464 RIGHT? 185 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,999 BITCH IS OBVIOUSLY IN HEAT, 186 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,901 SAYS, "YES, RIGHT AWAY." 187 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,836 SO, I CARRY THE PIE OUT TO HER CAR, 188 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,337 WE SMOKE A JAY, 189 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:45,739 SHE BLOWS ME, 190 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:48,308 WE EAT THE PIZZA, I CHASE IT WITH THE BEER. 191 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,010 SMOKE-BABE-SLICE-BREW! 192 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,946 ALL 4 BASES! FUCKIN' HOME RUN, MAN! 193 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,148 BUFF, YOUR ABILITY TO FANTASIZE 194 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:58,752 IS ONLY EXCEEDED BY YOUR ABILITY TO LIE. 195 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,620 OH, UNTRUE, JEFFSTER. I THINK THAT... 196 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,755 HEY, IT'S ME. 197 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,356 2 WEEKS AGO WE ATTENDED A CONCERT 198 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:04,758 WHERE I FUCKED 2 GIRLS... 199 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,493 OH, THIS IS THE ULTIMATE LIAR OF LIARS. 200 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,428 AND...YOUR...MOM. 201 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,398 WELL, I'M HERE. WHERE ARE YOU? 202 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,800 WHERE ARE YOU WHO? 203 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,467 NO, NO, NO. HUH? 204 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,569 I DON'T WANT TO BE STUCK WITH THE GUY WHEN HE GETS HERE. 205 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,105 STUCK--WHO? WHAT GUY? 206 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:18,972 HUH? 207 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:21,341 SHUT UP. AW, DON'T DO THAT, MAN. 208 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,780 LOOK, YOU CAN'T BE OUT HERE ALL NIGHT TONIGHT, OK? 209 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,616 HEY, WE'RE JUST HAVIN' A CONVERSATION! 210 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,750 [TURNS MUSIC OFF] 211 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,952 THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY, MY FRIEND. 212 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,186 COME ON, MAN. 213 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,055 HEY, DON'T TELL US ABOUT PRIVATE PROPERTY. 214 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,024 THIS IS AMERICA, MY FRIEND. 215 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,625 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, YOU GOTTA GO NOW, OK? 216 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:39,893 THE CUSTOMERS COMPLAIN. 217 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,461 WE'RE YOUR CUSTOMERS! WE'RE NOT COMPLAINING! 218 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,196 PLEASE! 219 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:46,199 [MUSIC BLARES] 220 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,083 [TURNS MUSIC DOWN] 221 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,921 YOU DON'T NEED TO SIT NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOW. 222 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,322 WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO? 223 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,592 NOBODY. SOOZE. 224 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,561 STUCK WITH WHAT GUY? 225 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:15,762 WHAT? 226 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,797 YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET STUCK 227 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,432 WITH SOME GUY. WHAT GUY? 228 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:23,236 OH, NOBODY. IT'S, UH, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK, 229 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,105 AND SOOZE'S BROTHER MIGHT COME BY 230 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,607 TO WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 231 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,708 IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY? 232 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:29,943 YEAH. 233 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,211 WELL, SHIT! 234 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:36,216 HAPPY FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! OHH! 235 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,518 Jeff: DON'T DO THAT, MAN. 236 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,890 UM, IS SOOZE AROUND? 237 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,926 UH, YEAH, SHE SHOULD BE COMIN' BY. 238 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,763 UH, WHAT'D SHE SAY? IS PONY COMIN'? 239 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,065 I DON'T KNOW. 240 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,700 WANT A BEER? PONY? 241 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:54,767 NO, THANKS. I DON'T DRINK. 242 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,036 UM, WELL, WHAT'D SHE SAY? 243 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,038 I MEAN, DID SHE TALK TO HIM? 244 00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,539 I--I--DON'T... 245 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,374 Tim: PONY? WHAT'S A "PONY"? 246 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,410 YOU MEAN THE GEEK WHO PLAYED THE FOLK MUSIC 247 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,945 AT THE SENIOR PROM? 248 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,046 WHAT'S THAT GUY'S NAME? 249 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,747 NEIL MOYNIHAN? 250 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:11,451 OH, PONY'S BAND-- DREAMGIRLS-- 251 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,587 BEEN ON THE ROAD OPENING FOR MIDNIGHT HORE. 252 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,855 STADIUMS, MAN. 253 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,058 WAIT, SO PONY'S COMIN' BY HERE? 254 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,593 DIDN'T YOU SEE THEIR VIDEO ON MTV? 255 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,429 NO. I SHOT MY TV. 256 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,864 BUT, SO, PONY'S COMIN' BY HERE--THE CORNER? 257 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,166 HE'S AROUND, AND, YOU KNOW, 258 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,734 MAYBE HE'S COMIN' BY. 259 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,336 SOOZE TOLD HIM TO COME BY 260 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,603 AND HANG OUT, 261 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:31,738 WHATEVER-- IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 262 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,006 ME, HIM, AND SOOZE ARE GONNA... 263 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,407 OH, NO, WELL, YOU WANTED TO GET TOGETHER 264 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,009 WITH YOUR CLOSE FRIEND PONY THE ROCK STAR. 265 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,110 I UNDERSTAND. 266 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,279 DO YOU--YOU WANT US TO...TO LEAVE? 267 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,481 NO, WE WERE JUST GONNA GO SOMEPLACE 268 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,482 OR SOMETHING. 269 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,616 WE ARE? 270 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,018 ALL RIGHT, SHE TOLD HIM TO MEET US HERE. FUCK-- 271 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,954 PONY'S COMIN' HERE TO THE CORNER? 272 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,956 YEAH, NO, IT WASN'T EVEN MY IDEA. 273 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,890 JEFF, JEFF, IF YOU WANT TO BE ALONE WITH PONY, 274 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,160 YOU KNOW, THAT'S-- THAT'S FINE WITH US. 275 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,295 SOOZE WANTS TO SEE HIM. 276 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,464 WELL, YOU KNOW, I WANT TO FUCKIN' SEE HIM. 277 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,898 I GOTTA KNOW. 278 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,767 I GOTTA KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ON MTV. 279 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:03,270 YEAH, WE ALL WANT TO SEE HIM, SO WHEN'S HE COMIN'? 280 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,771 Girl: YEAH, WHEN'S HE COMIN'? 281 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,039 I DON'T KNOW. LATER. 282 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,040 I DON'T KNOW. 283 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:11,311 WHOA! YES! 284 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,355 MMM. 285 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,923 GOD, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU ALL DAY. 286 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,059 YOU COULD'VE COME OVER. 287 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,927 I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW. 288 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,062 WHOA! TRIM IT! 289 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,263 I HATE THAT. 290 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,798 SORRY. 291 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,066 LET'S GO BACK TO THE VAN RIGHT NOW. 292 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,202 NO, I'M NOT GOING TO THE VAN. IT'S SO GROSS. 293 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:38,205 COME ON. I'M GONNA DO MY PERFORMANCE FOR EVERYONE. 294 00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:40,540 OK, SO MAYBE LATER. 295 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,144 OW. JESUS. 296 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:47,614 FUCK OLIVER STONE! 297 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,782 FUCK BILL CLINTON! 298 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,684 FUCK HOWARD STERN! 299 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,486 FUCK MICHAEL BOLTON! 300 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,322 FUCK O.J. SIMPSON! 301 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,789 FUCK POPE JOHN PAUL. 302 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,358 FUCK MY DAD. 303 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,094 FUCK ALL THE MEN. FUCK ALL THE MEN. 304 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,829 FUCK...ALL..THE MEN! 305 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,265 [CHUCKLES] 306 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,976 BANG YOUR HEAD. BLOW YOUR NOSE. 307 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,847 RUN DOWN THE STREET. SUCK A HOSE. 308 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:24,084 CHEW MY LIPS. EAT SOME SHIT. 309 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,986 EAT A STICK OF DYNAMITE AND BLOW YOURSELF TO BITS. 310 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,423 SHUT YOUR MOUTH. GO AWAY. 311 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,559 DRINK MY PISS. HAVE A NICE DAY. 312 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:35,395 I HOPE YOU CRY AND NEVER DOUBT. 313 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:38,065 I HOPE YOU DIE WITH BLOOD IN YOUR MOUTH. 314 00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,334 I HOPE YOUR LIES WILL NO MORE SHOUT 315 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,137 WHAT'S IN MY EYES, WHAT'S IN YOUR SNOUT! 316 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,839 YOU'RE A PIG! I KNOW THAT'S TRUE! 317 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,708 I DANCE YOUR JIG! 318 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,477 FUCK YOU! 319 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,145 FUCK YOU! 320 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,980 FUCK YOU! 321 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,649 FUCK YOU! 322 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,486 [CLAPPING] 323 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,327 SO... 324 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,561 IT WAS REALLY GREAT. 325 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:09,762 IT WAS OK? YEAH. 326 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,164 WHAT DID YOU GUYS THINK? 327 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,799 SLIDES GO WITH IT. 328 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,167 BEHIND ME. 329 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,769 I'M MAKING THESE SLIDES OUT OF THESE OLD PICTURES 330 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:17,970 AND PAINTINGS AND STUFF. 331 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,006 IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME? 332 00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,941 NO. 333 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,110 Jeff: YES. 334 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,178 IT'S CALLED "BURGER MANIFESTO, PART I: 335 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,779 "THE DIALECTICAL EXPOSITION 336 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,915 OF TESTOSTERONE." 337 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,284 ISN'T THAT A GREAT TITLE? 338 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,321 WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, JEFF? 339 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,356 NO, NOT--NOT EVERYTHING. THIS. 340 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,824 I AM THE MAN IN YOUR LIFE. 341 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,959 MAN? 342 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,794 YEAH, MAN, MALE, SIGNIFICANT OTHER-- 343 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,096 WHATEVER THE FUCK I AM. 344 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,497 IT'S A PIECE. 345 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,367 YOU'RE SURE AS TO HELL RIGHT ABOUT THAT. 346 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:50,203 I'M NOT DOING IT ANYWHERE, JEFF. 347 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,604 IT'S JUST A PART OF MY APPLICATION 348 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,673 TO THE SCHOOL OF VISUAL ARTS. 349 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:54,507 IN NEW YORK. 350 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,576 OH, YOU KNOW PEOPLE THERE? 351 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,212 I'M JUST GONNA GO. 352 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,381 FIGURE THE WORST I CAN DO IS STARVE TO DEATH. 353 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,583 "THE WORST I CAN DO IS STARVE TO DEATH." 354 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,484 LISTEN TO YOU. 355 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,018 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT ANYMORE. 356 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,354 NO, NO, NO. YOU KNOW WHY? 357 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,322 YOU'RE PACKING YOUR BAGS, 358 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,623 YOU'RE JUMPING INTO THE UNKNOWN 359 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,091 BECAUSE SOME CONCEPTUAL ARTIST 360 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,826 WHO TEACHES AT A COMMUNITY COLLEGE 361 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,094 IS HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS, 362 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,696 AND HE WANTS TO SLEEP WITH SOME GIRL 363 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:17,630 HALF HIS AGE, 364 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,098 SO HE TELLS YOU YOU HAVE TALENT-- 365 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,500 MR. BROOKS HAS HAD SHOWS IN NEW YORK, JEFF. 366 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,101 HE'S BEEN REVIEWED IN ART FORUM. 367 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,303 I THINK HE KNOWS. 368 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,537 [STUFFY BRITISH ACCENT] OH, WELL, THEN, 369 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,573 YOU'D BETTER LISTEN TO HIM, SHOULDN'T YOU? 370 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:27,407 WELL, FUCK! 371 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,376 MIGHT AS WELL NOT DO ANYTHING. 372 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:33,513 LET'S JUST STICK OUR THUMBS UP OUR ASSES AND TWIRL. 373 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:36,149 YES, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY? 374 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,984 YOU SHOULD GO TO NEW YORK. YOU SHOULD GO... 375 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,118 GO SHOW 'EM. 376 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,620 THEY NEED YOUR UNIQUE POINT OF VIEW. 377 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,290 AT LEAST I HAVE POINT OF VIEW, YOU KNOW? 378 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,657 I STAND FOR SOMETHING, 379 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,227 AND I'M TRYING TO COMMUNICATE SOMETHING. 380 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,562 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO COMMUNICATE? TELL US. 381 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,663 SO YOU CAN GIVE ME MORE SHIT? 382 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,565 NO, NO. IT'S AN HONEST QUESTION. 383 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,100 WHAT ARE YOU TRYIN' TO COMMUNICATE? 384 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,835 [SIGHS] I'M TRYIN' TO COMMUNICATE 385 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:56,936 HOW I FEEL, JEFF-- 386 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,405 YOU KNOW, RAISE CONSCIOUSNESS, 387 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,139 MAKE PEOPLE THINK FOR A CHANGE. 388 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,541 "BURGER MANIFESTO, PART I" 389 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,243 IS GONNA MAKE PEOPLE THINK. 390 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,711 YES, YOU ASSHOLE. ABOUT WHAT? 391 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,713 ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME. 392 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,915 LIKE WHAT? 393 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,817 SEXUAL POLITICS, RACISM, 394 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,419 THE ENVIRONMENT, 395 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:13,820 THE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX-- 396 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,855 RACISM? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYBODY WHO'S BLACK. 397 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:16,923 OF COURSE I DO. 398 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,225 NAME ONE. 399 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,595 GOD, KAREN JOHNSON. 400 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,030 ONE! 401 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,399 YOU ARE COMPLETELY MISSING THE POINT! 402 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,601 YOU KNOW, I'M TALKING ABOUT IDEALISM. 403 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,069 RESPONSIBILITY, PROGRESS. 404 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:31,137 YES. NO, IDEALISM 405 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,005 IS GUILTY MIDDLE-CLASS BULLSHIT. 406 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,341 NO, SWEETIE, CYNICISM IS BULLSHIT. 407 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,108 NO, NO. I'M NOT BEING CYNICAL, I'M BEING HONEST. 408 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,310 BUT DO YOU STAND FOR ANYTHING? 409 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,311 YES, I STAND FOR-- 410 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:39,312 WHAT? WHAT DO YOU STAND FOR? 411 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,380 I STAND FOR HONESTY! 412 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,581 I STAND FOR SOME LEVEL OF TRUTH. 413 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,182 OH, YEAH, RIGHT! YEAH, RIGHT! 414 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,717 CAN I TALK HERE? LET ME TALK! 415 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,586 YOU KNOW, ALL YOU KNOW IS WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. 416 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,620 CAN I TALK? 417 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,621 TYPICAL MALE. 418 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,656 TYPICAL MALE. 419 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:50,523 TYPICAL MALE. 420 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,459 TIM, HE LISTENS TO YOU. 421 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,827 DO YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA? SERIOUSLY. 422 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,697 SERIOUSLY? 423 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,766 IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 424 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,234 HA! THANK YOU. 425 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,270 SEE? HE DID IT. 426 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,637 HE LEFT. 427 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:05,972 I DID. 428 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,440 I SPLIT, MAN. 429 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,342 I EXPANDED MY HORIZONS, 430 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,911 YOU KNOW, SERVED MY COUNTRY. 431 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,045 [CHUCKLES] 432 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,815 SAW THE WORLD, YOU KNOW. 433 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,551 I GAINED WISDOM, AND NOW I'M BACK, BABY, 434 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:22,255 BACK FROM THE ROAD. ME AND JACK KEROUAC. 435 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,424 I CAN'T WAIT TILL PONY GETS HERE, YOU KNOW? 436 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,993 HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH A HUMAN BEING. 437 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,361 WELL, IF YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH, 438 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,196 WHY DIDN'T YOU GO SEE HIM PLAY? 439 00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:32,665 UH, BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GO. 440 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,867 LIKE I'M GONNA PAY 20 BUCKS 441 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:35,735 TO SEE NEIL MOYNIHAN 442 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,069 IN SOME BAND THAT I HELPED START. 443 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,938 OK, WELL, YOU KNOW, HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A NICE GUY, 444 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,006 AND I LIKE HIM. 445 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,808 Duff and Jeff: HE'S A GEEK. 446 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,877 HEY, I'VE BEEN, UH, MAKIN' THESE TAPES, 447 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:45,878 VIDEOTAPES. 448 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,781 I RIPPED OFF A CAMCORDER UP AT THE MALL. 449 00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,551 I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, IT COULD BE SOMETHIN' THAT I DO, 450 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,453 BE A VIDEO ARTIST, YOU KNOW? 451 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,087 Tim: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BUFF: 452 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,423 THE POST-MODERN IDIOT SAVANT. 453 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,691 HE WILL OUTDO US ALL. 454 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,994 AAAAAAAHH! 455 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:04,230 AAIGH! AAIGH! 456 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,965 IT'S SAFE. COME ON. 457 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,767 [LAUGHING] 458 00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:13,773 HEY. 459 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,109 THAT'S IT. 460 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:21,147 Clerk: THAT'S IT! YEAH! I'M CALLING THE POLICE. 461 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,281 [MOCK PANIC] OHH! 462 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,116 Jeff: WHY? WE'RE JUST STANDING HERE. 463 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,585 LOOK, YOU'RE TRESPASSING. 464 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:26,719 HEY, CALL THE COPS. 465 00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:27,920 CALL--CALL 'EM RIGHT NOW, MAN. 466 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,356 HEY, MAYBE MY COUSIN JERRY WILL SHOW UP. 467 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,190 HE'LL DEFINITELY TAKE YOUR WORD OVER MINE. 468 00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,625 YOU TELL HIM ABOUT THE TRESPASSING, 469 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,261 I'LL TELL HIM ABOUT HOW YOU SELL BEER TO MINORS. 470 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:36,596 I'M NOT JOKING AROUND NOW, OK? COME ON. 471 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,597 LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 472 00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:38,865 WE'RE JUST STANDING HERE. 473 00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,400 LOOK, JUST GO AND STAND SOMEPLACE ELSE, OK? 474 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,768 YOU STAND SOMEPLACE ELSE, MAN. 475 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,269 YOU STAND SOMEPLACE ELSE. 476 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,071 THIS IS OUR CORNER. 477 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:46,305 YOU DON'T FUCKIN' OWN IT. 478 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,207 YES, I DO. 479 00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:49,208 MY FAMILY OWNS IT. IT'S OURS. 480 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,743 YOU DON'T BELONG HERE. 481 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,345 [IMITATING INDIAN ACCENT] NO, YOU DON'T BELONG HERE. 482 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:54,714 WE WERE HERE BEFORE YOU. 483 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,850 Tim: WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM? 484 00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,251 Sooze: HEY, TIM... 485 00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:00,620 NO, SEE, SWEETHEART, 486 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,821 YOU DON'T WANT TO STAND UP FOR THIS PARASITE, 487 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,556 'CAUSE I CAN FUCKIN' SMELL HIM FROM HERE. 488 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,358 YOU KNOW WHAT? 2 WORDS, MAN: "ROLL-ON." 489 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:06,359 YEAH, YEAH... 490 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:07,627 YOU SELL IT RIGHT HERE. 491 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,228 WHAT ARE YOU, HUH? FUCKING DRUNK. BUM. 492 00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:11,097 YEAH, YOU ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING. 493 00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:12,499 YOU JUST, UH, HANG AROUND... 494 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,901 ON MY PROPERTY. 495 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:17,670 THE HARE KRISHNA'S CALLIN' ME A DRUNK. 496 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,106 HEY, LISTEN, PAL, YOU WANT US TO GO? 497 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,941 YEAH, PLEASE, GO. COME ON. 498 00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:25,712 [BUFF LAUGHS] 499 00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:31,951 MAKE A MOVE... 500 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:32,952 GREASECAKE. 501 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,422 TOWEL HEAD. 502 00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:36,423 HEY, TIM, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU WIN. 503 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:37,524 FUCKING DRUNK. 504 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:38,925 Sooze: YOU HAVE THE LARGEST PENIS. 505 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:39,959 CAN WE GO, PLEASE? 506 00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:41,461 Buff: NO, LET 'EM FIGHT! THE DUDE WANTS IT! 507 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,430 Sooze: NO! WAIT A MINUTE! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 508 00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:45,532 [SHOUTING] 509 00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:52,605 Clerk: PAKEESA... 510 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,843 [SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] 511 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,482 IT'S OK. COME ON. 512 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,452 COME ON. 513 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:23,736 COME ON. THEY'RE JUST JOKING AROUND. 514 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:26,272 YEAH, WE'RE JUST SCREWIN' AROUND, 515 00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:29,375 LIKE MUHAMMAD SAID. 516 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:31,177 CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, MAN? 517 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:35,114 HEY, HOPE YOU GOT A PERMIT FOR THAT, MAMA! 518 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,383 Sooze: WE'RE SORRY, OK? WE'RE GONNA GO. 519 00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:39,986 Tim: HEY, YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS. 520 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,087 Sooze: COME ON, JEFF. 521 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,556 Buff: FUCK HER. LET'S GO FIND SOME... 522 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:46,459 HEY, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 523 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:47,927 IT WAS JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING. 524 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,428 HE WAS UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING, 525 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,863 AND HE TOOK IT OUT ON YOU, 526 00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:52,465 AND I'M SORRY. 527 00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:05,177 I SERIOUSLY DOUBT PONY'S GONNA BE IN A LIMO. 528 00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:06,879 THAT'S THE ROCK STAR THING. 529 00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:08,314 NO. 530 00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:09,716 I'LL BET YOU HE HAS A BABE WITH HIM 531 00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:11,417 RIGHT OUT OF A TRIPLE-X VIDEO, MAN-- 532 00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:15,622 OHH! OH, PONY, COME ON, DUDE, DO ME! OHH! 533 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,557 [HORN HONKING] BUFF. BUFF. 534 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:19,325 SORRY. BUFF. 535 00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:20,727 JESUS CHRIST. 536 00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:22,695 WANT TO BET HE'S WITH A GIRL? 537 00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:24,430 NO, HE'S NOT WITH A GIRL. 538 00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:26,799 ALL RIGHT. 539 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:30,703 OHH. OH, MY GOD, PONY, IT'S SO HUGE. 540 00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:32,304 [PRETENDING TO GAG] 541 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,540 YOU KNOW WHAT? 542 00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:35,942 HE PROBABLY GETS BORED WITH ALL THAT SHIT. 543 00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:37,577 OH, YEAH. YEAH. 544 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:41,247 WAIT. UM, HOW DO YOU FIGURE...THAT? 545 00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:42,582 I'D GET BORED. 546 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:43,583 I WOULDN'T. 547 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:44,851 IF I WERE EVER IN HIS SHOES, 548 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:46,519 EVERY MORNING, I'D GET UP SINGING, MAN. 549 00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:48,588 I'D DO MY WORKOUT, TAKE A SHOWER, 550 00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:50,189 FOLLOWED BY A HEARTY BREAKFAST-- 551 00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:51,123 STEAK AND EGGS, 552 00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:52,825 WASHED DOWN WITH A POT OF HOT COFFEE, 553 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,861 SIX-PACK OF COORS LIGHT. 554 00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:56,596 THEN I'D ORDER MY BODYGUARD 555 00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:58,865 TO GO FIND MY BABE, 556 00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:01,000 WHO WOULD APPEAR DECKED OUT 557 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,604 IN HER ALL-BLACK-LEATHER VICTORIA'S SECRET 558 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:07,139 CUSTOM-MADE BODYSUIT. 559 00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:10,309 SO, I'D, LIKE, HAVE TO CHEW OFF ALL HER CLOTHES 560 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:12,545 UNTIL SHE WAS COMPLETELY NUDE. 561 00:25:12,545 --> 00:25:14,280 HA HA HA. 562 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,349 EXCEPT SHE'D HAVE THESE AMAZING DRAGON TATTOOS 563 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,918 ALL OVER HER BODY 564 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:22,121 AND PIERCED NIPPLES WITH LITTLE GOLD PEACE SIGNS 565 00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:23,623 HANGING FROM 'EM. 566 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:25,858 THEN SHE'D TAKE OUT THIS HALF OUNCE OF BLOW 567 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,860 AND SNAP OUT A FEW MONGO LINES, 568 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,662 VAPORIZE A FEW MILLION BRAIN CELLS, 569 00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:32,665 SCREW FOR ABOUT AN HOUR, THEN SPEND THE REST 570 00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:36,035 OF THE MORNING TRASHED, WATCHING... 571 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,169 GILLIGAN. 572 00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:40,840 THAT SOUNDS SO GREAT, MAN. YES! YES. 573 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,241 HA HA. 574 00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:44,376 HEY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN THE AFTERNOON? 575 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:45,645 MORE OF THE SAME. 576 00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:47,513 YEAH, YOU JUST KEEP DOING THE SAME THING 577 00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:49,015 ALL THE TIME, AROUND AND AROUND THE CLOCK. 578 00:25:49,015 --> 00:25:51,684 WITH AN OCCASIONAL BURGER OR SLICE THROWN IN 579 00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:53,920 FOR VITAMINS AND ENERGY. 580 00:25:58,190 --> 00:25:59,792 OW... 581 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,261 [LAUGHS] 582 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:07,233 MAN, INSTEAD OF WATCHING GILLIGAN, WE WATCH... 583 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,602 CAPTAIN KIRK. 584 00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:11,738 THAT SOUNDS SO DEPRESSING. 585 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,740 OH, COME ON, MAN. TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T LOVE IT. 586 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:15,608 NO. I'M NOT SAYING I WOULDN'T LOVE IT. 587 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:16,809 AH-- NO. 588 00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:18,611 I'M SAYING AFTER A WHILE IT'D WEAR THIN. 589 00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:19,946 YEAH, A LONG WHILE. 590 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:21,480 A LONG, LONG WHILE. 591 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,749 WATCH OUT FOR THE TREE. 592 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:24,350 A LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG WHILE. 593 00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:25,351 OK. 594 00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:26,619 A LONG, LONG, LONG... 595 00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:27,754 OK. 596 00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:29,856 HEY, TIM, HOLD UP. 597 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:38,965 Sooze: IT WAS A RACIAL INCIDENT. 598 00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:41,300 Jeff: IT WAS JUST SOMETHING THAT GOT OUT OF HAND. 599 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:42,301 DID ANYONE GET HURT? 600 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:44,036 IT GOT THAT CLOSE. 601 00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:45,838 OK, BUT NOTHING HAPPENED. BELIEVE ME. 602 00:26:45,838 --> 00:26:48,307 IF I THOUGHT SOMETHING REALLY BAD WAS GONNA HAPPEN, 603 00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:49,608 I WOULD'VE DONE SOMETHING. 604 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:50,643 OH, YEAH? 605 00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:51,878 YEAH. 606 00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:54,280 OK, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE? 607 00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:02,088 I WOULD'VE STOPPED IT. 608 00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:03,622 HOW? 609 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,624 I DON'T KNOW. I WOULD'VE DONE SOMETHING. 610 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:08,094 THIS IS KIND OF HYPOTHETICAL, ISN'T IT? 611 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,164 THIS PLACE IS SO STUPID. 612 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:13,766 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE SITTING HERE 613 00:27:13,766 --> 00:27:15,534 IN THIS MOSH PIT OF CONSUMERISM 614 00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:16,635 WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE EATING 615 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:17,770 THEIR CHUNKS OF DEAD FLESH. 616 00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:19,171 JEFF...JEFF! 617 00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:21,507 LIKE FUCKIN' ROBOTS. LOOK AT THOSE KIDS RIGHT THERE. 618 00:27:21,507 --> 00:27:22,709 JEFF. 619 00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:29,515 YOU KNOW, I WAS TALKING TO MR. BROOKS YESTERDAY. 620 00:27:29,515 --> 00:27:31,517 HE HAS THIS FRIEND IN NEW YORK 621 00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:33,119 WHO WANTS TO SUBLET HIS APARTMENT 622 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,454 FOR 650 A MONTH. 623 00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:38,124 I COULD SWING THAT. 624 00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:40,159 650. 625 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,961 SOOZE... WHAT? 626 00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:43,529 DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU 627 00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:44,931 THAT I MIGHT HAVE SOME FEELINGS 628 00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:46,432 ABOUT YOU MOVING TO NEW YORK? 629 00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:48,400 WHAT FEELINGS? 630 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,803 US. 631 00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:53,139 OF COURSE. 632 00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:55,374 AND? 633 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:01,147 COME WITH ME. 634 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:03,082 NO. 635 00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:05,051 NO, SEE, THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING. 636 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:07,419 I'M SAY--I COULD GO TO NEW YORK IF I WANTED TO, 637 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:09,088 BUT WHAT'S THE POINT? 638 00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:11,323 SO I CAN LEARN HOW TO ORDER A CAPPUCCINO? 639 00:28:11,323 --> 00:28:13,492 SO I COULD GET MUGGED BY SOME CRACKHEAD? 640 00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:16,929 SO I COULD SEE HOMELESS PEOPLE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL? 641 00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:19,298 SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 642 00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:20,733 NOTHING. 643 00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:23,402 NO ONE DOES NOTHING, JEFF. 644 00:28:26,672 --> 00:28:29,541 OK, WELL, THEN I'M GONNA BREAK NEW GROUND. 645 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,077 NEW GROUND? 646 00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:32,544 MM-HMM. 647 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,446 TAKING ONE COMMUNITY COLLEGE COURSE 648 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:35,915 ON THE HISTORY OF NICARAGUA 649 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:38,851 WHILE BARELY HOLDING A JOB PACKING BOXES? 650 00:28:38,851 --> 00:28:41,453 OK, LOOK, MY JOB IS NOT WHO I AM. 651 00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:42,621 I DON'T NEED THAT. 652 00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:45,758 WHY? WHAT'S YOUR GOAL? STATUS? MONEY? 653 00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:47,593 GETTING YOUR PICTURE ON THE COVER 654 00:28:47,593 --> 00:28:48,727 OF SOME GLOSSY MAGAZINE? 655 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,129 MY GOAL IS TO MAKE ART. 656 00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:51,931 SO WH-WHY CAN'T YOU DO THAT HERE? 657 00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:53,165 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HERE? 658 00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:54,733 WHY IS SOMEWHERE ELSE BETTER? 659 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,735 WHY SHOULD I STAY HERE, JEFF? 660 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,604 SO WE COULD SIT ON THE CORNER 661 00:28:58,604 --> 00:29:00,873 AND WATCH THE LIGHTS CHANGE 662 00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:02,408 WHILE YOU BITCH ABOUT BURNFIELD? 663 00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:03,309 OH, NO... 664 00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:05,177 SO I CAN SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE 665 00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:06,745 GUESSING WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE 666 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,247 TO BE A REAL ARTIST? 667 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,816 OH, NO... 668 00:29:09,816 --> 00:29:11,217 SO YOU AND I CAN FUCK WHILE YOUR PARENTS 669 00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:13,119 ARE OUT HAVING DINNER AT THE SIZZLER? 670 00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:25,164 WHAT ARE WE DOING, JEFF... 671 00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:27,233 YOU AND ME? 672 00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:33,172 I DON'T KNOW. 673 00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:41,680 HEY. GREAT GAME FRIDAY. 674 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,315 KICKED HOLBROOK'S ASS, HUH? 675 00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:46,385 MISSED IT. GET A FIFTH OF OLD CROW? 676 00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:49,655 JUST ONE? 677 00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:52,224 YEAH. 678 00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:54,360 HEY. 679 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,662 Clerk: YOU SEEN THE NEW GUY WE GOT--BEAVERS? 680 00:29:56,662 --> 00:30:00,099 THE GUY CAN PASS. 681 00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:04,871 HEY, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU-- 682 00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:06,572 DO YOU REMEMBER THAT GAME AGAINST NORTH READING 683 00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:09,508 WHEN YOU PASSED TO PIERCE AND HE DROPPED THE BALL? 684 00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:10,742 WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED? 685 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:13,245 DO YOU THINK, LIKE, HE WASN'T THERE OR YOU WERE SHORT? 686 00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:15,915 I DON'T-- I DON'T REMEMBER. 687 00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:17,249 WHAT DO I OWE YOU? 688 00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:19,085 UH, 11.25. 689 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,866 [VOICE REVERBERATING] HEY! 690 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:38,905 YAY YO YAY YO YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY. 691 00:30:38,905 --> 00:30:42,241 WHOA! 692 00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:51,750 WHOA! 693 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:53,452 [BOTTLE BREAKS] YEAH! 694 00:30:56,655 --> 00:30:58,257 GREAT. 695 00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:03,462 [MUSIC PLAYING] 696 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,152 * IN MY HEAD, HEAD * 697 00:31:26,152 --> 00:31:28,120 * I'M REALLY TALL * 698 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:32,158 * MY EYES ARE BIG, NOT SMALL * 699 00:31:32,158 --> 00:31:36,828 * HAIR FLOWS DOWN MY BACK * 700 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:41,567 * DOWN STRAIGHT DOWN MY BACK * 701 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,102 * IN MY HEART, HEART * 702 00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:44,170 * I'M A STAR * 703 00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:46,538 * BIGGER THAN... * 704 00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:47,906 HEY. 705 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:49,175 HEY. [MUSIC VOLUME LOWERS] 706 00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:50,576 DO YOU HAVE A CIGARETTE? 707 00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:52,511 NO. I QUIT. 708 00:31:55,314 --> 00:31:57,449 HEY, YOU SAID YOU DID A VIDEO? 709 00:31:57,449 --> 00:31:58,817 YEP. 710 00:31:58,817 --> 00:32:01,053 WHAT'S IT ABOUT? 711 00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:06,858 IT'S REALLY NOT ABOUT ANYTHING. 712 00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:10,262 OH. WELL, WHAT'S ON IT? 713 00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,564 A CLOUD. 714 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,400 A CLOUD? 715 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,202 YEAH. 716 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:19,238 THERE WAS THIS CLOUD, 717 00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:21,807 AND I VIDEOTAPED IT. 718 00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:24,110 OH. 719 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:27,079 I WAS DOING 'SHROOMS AND SAW THIS CLOUD. 720 00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:30,082 IT LOOKS EXCELLENT ON TAPE. 721 00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:34,153 THE VIDEO IS LIKE MY HEAD 722 00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:36,222 AND--AND EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW, 723 00:32:36,222 --> 00:32:40,692 IS LIKE--LIKE IN THERE THAT I SEE. 724 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,628 YOU KNOW? 725 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:46,498 PLUS I'M GONNA COME DOWN HERE ONE NIGHT, 726 00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:48,134 WALK AROUND INSIDE THE CIRCLE A 727 00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:49,701 WITH A CAMERA AND TAPE SHIT. 728 00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:51,837 OH, THAT'S AMAZING. 729 00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:54,606 WISH I COULD SEE IT. 730 00:32:54,606 --> 00:32:56,208 YOU CAN SEE IT. 731 00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:00,146 WHENEVER YOU WANT. 732 00:33:06,952 --> 00:33:08,287 HEY... 733 00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:12,424 DON'T YOU, UM, WORK AT A HOSPITAL OR SOMETHING? 734 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,893 YEAH. I'M A NURSE'S AIDE AT MERCY. 735 00:33:14,893 --> 00:33:17,329 YOU'RE A NURSE? 736 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,631 NO. I, YOU KNOW, I HELP 'EM OUT. 737 00:33:19,631 --> 00:33:22,301 I EMPTY BEDPANS AND BRING 'EM LUNCH-- 738 00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:23,735 THAT KIND OF THING. 739 00:33:23,735 --> 00:33:25,003 ANY GUNSHOT VICTIMS? 740 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,406 UM, SOME OF 'EM, 741 00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:30,142 BUT IT'S MOSTLY JUST STROKES AND SHIT. 742 00:33:30,142 --> 00:33:32,144 I MEAN, MOST OF THEM JUST SLEEP ALL THE TIME 743 00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:33,712 AND GET KIND OF YELLOW. 744 00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:37,149 USUALLY THEY DIE IF THEY'RE, YOU KNOW, REALLY YELLOW. 745 00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:39,751 SOUNDS LIKE A BUMMER. 746 00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:41,019 OH, NO. IT'S NOT. 747 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,822 I MEAN, THEY'RE NOT ALL TOTALLY IN A COMA. 748 00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:47,259 I MEAN, THEY KNOW WHEN I'M HELPING THEM. 749 00:33:55,101 --> 00:33:57,503 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? 750 00:33:57,503 --> 00:33:59,505 RIGHT NOW? 751 00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:00,506 YEAH. 752 00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:03,909 I DON'T KNOW. 753 00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:06,545 WAITING, I GUESS. 754 00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:09,381 YOU KNOW? 755 00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:21,793 DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE VAN? 756 00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:28,667 NOW? 757 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:33,172 YEAH, WE COULD HANG OUT, SMOKE A DOOB... 758 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:37,243 I DON'T SMOKE DOOBS, 759 00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:40,112 AND I DON'T REALLY HANG OUT. 760 00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:47,286 BUT I'LL GO BACK. 761 00:34:49,555 --> 00:34:51,390 OK. 762 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,428 OK. WHATEVER YOU WANT. 763 00:36:11,737 --> 00:36:13,639 SHIT. 764 00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:20,812 HEY, PONY. 765 00:36:22,314 --> 00:36:23,515 HEY, MAN. 766 00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:28,854 JEFF. 767 00:36:36,662 --> 00:36:38,797 HOW YOU DOING? 768 00:36:38,797 --> 00:36:39,998 GOOD, MAN. 769 00:36:39,998 --> 00:36:42,334 WOW, MAN. 770 00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:44,270 THE CORNER-- 771 00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:46,805 I MEAN, NOTHING'S CHANGED. 772 00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:47,873 OH, SHIT, MAN. 773 00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:52,077 YOU'VE ONLY BEEN GONE FOR A YEAR, MAN. 774 00:36:52,077 --> 00:36:53,812 IS THAT YOUR LIMO? 775 00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:56,014 YEAH. YEAH. 776 00:36:56,014 --> 00:36:57,349 YEAH. THE RECORD COMPANY, 777 00:36:57,349 --> 00:36:59,451 THEY MAKE ME USE IT, YOU KNOW? 778 00:36:59,451 --> 00:37:02,020 I MEAN, IT'S DUMB. I KNOW IT. 779 00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:03,088 NO, IT'S NOT-- HEY. 780 00:37:03,088 --> 00:37:04,890 THE DRIVER KNOWS BILLY IDOL. 781 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:06,358 WOW, HUH? 782 00:37:06,358 --> 00:37:08,560 [BOTH LAUGHING] 783 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:13,365 YEAH, I SAW YOUR ALBUM AT MUSICLAND 784 00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:14,833 UP AT THE MALL. 785 00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:15,801 OH, YEAH. YEAH. 786 00:37:15,801 --> 00:37:17,035 WE'RE STARTING TO GET GOOD PLACEMENT, 787 00:37:17,035 --> 00:37:18,236 SHIT LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW? 788 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,371 YEAH. 789 00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:22,608 WE SOLD, LIKE, UH, OVER 90,000 UNITS, 790 00:37:22,608 --> 00:37:25,110 AND, UH.. AND DANNY SAYS 791 00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:28,314 THAT WE'RE GONNA GET A GOLD RECORD. 792 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,583 YEAH. WOW. 793 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:34,052 A GOLD RECORD, MAN. THAT'S GREAT. 794 00:37:34,052 --> 00:37:36,121 SO, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE, LIKE, 795 00:37:36,121 --> 00:37:37,989 LIVING THE WILD LIFE NOW, HUH? 796 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:39,157 AHH. 797 00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:40,258 OH, COME ON. NAH. 798 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:43,128 ROCK STAR, FAME, FORTUNE... 799 00:37:43,128 --> 00:37:44,463 SEX. 800 00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:46,432 [BOTH LAUGHING] 801 00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:49,034 YEAH. CHICKS. 802 00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:52,571 NAH, MAN, YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD WORK, YOU KNOW? 803 00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:53,372 YEAH. 804 00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:54,806 THE ROAD'S HELL, YOU KNOW? 805 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:57,075 I MEAN, AIRPORT, HOTEL, SHOW. 806 00:37:57,075 --> 00:38:00,712 AND AIRPORT, HOTEL, SHOW. AIRPORT, HOTEL, SHOW. 807 00:38:00,712 --> 00:38:03,715 I MEAN, FUCK, MAN, YOU KNOW? 808 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:08,286 YOU STILL LIVING AT YOUR MOM'S? 809 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,689 YEAH. YEAH, I JUST CRASH THERE. 810 00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:15,126 MOST NIGHTS I'M JUST, YOU KNOW, OUT. 811 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,028 YEAH, IT SOUNDS COOL. GREAT. 812 00:38:17,028 --> 00:38:19,264 HE SAYS WE GOT TO BE AT THE RADIO STATION AT 7 A.M. 813 00:38:19,264 --> 00:38:20,265 CAN YOU HANDLE THAT? 814 00:38:20,265 --> 00:38:21,333 OH, SURE. GREAT. 815 00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:22,434 HI. I'M ERICA. 816 00:38:22,434 --> 00:38:24,336 OH, ERICA, THIS IS MY FRIEND JEFF. 817 00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:25,704 HI, JEFF. NICE TO MEET YOU. 818 00:38:25,704 --> 00:38:26,938 JEFF, ERICA. 819 00:38:26,938 --> 00:38:29,408 GOD. IT'S SO AMAZING TO BE BACK HOME. 820 00:38:29,408 --> 00:38:30,742 OH, YEAH. 821 00:38:30,742 --> 00:38:33,479 I MEAN, WE'VE BEEN PLAYING BIG PLACES EVERYWHERE, 822 00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:35,847 BUT WHEN WE DID THAT SOUND CHECK AT THE ORPHEUM, 823 00:38:35,847 --> 00:38:37,616 IT SUDDENLY HIT ME. 824 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:40,752 I'M PLAYING THE ORPHEUM, YOU KNOW? 825 00:38:40,752 --> 00:38:43,455 I MEAN, THE LAST TIME I PLAYED AROUND HERE 826 00:38:43,455 --> 00:38:46,358 WAS, UH, THE PROM. 827 00:38:46,358 --> 00:38:48,960 THE PROM. 828 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,128 THAT'S FUNNY. 829 00:38:50,128 --> 00:38:51,563 Pony: YEAH. 830 00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:53,264 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE COMING TO THE SHOW, MAN? 831 00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:54,800 OH, UH, YEAH. WE WERE, 832 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,302 BUT, UH, SOOZE SCREWED UP THE TICKETS. 833 00:38:57,302 --> 00:38:58,804 OH, MAN. WE WERE PRETTY ON TONIGHT. 834 00:38:58,804 --> 00:39:00,906 OH, YOU WERE EXCELLENT TONIGHT, PONY. 835 00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:01,907 WE WERE? OH, YEAH. 836 00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:04,943 IT WAS A GREAT SHOW. YOU GUYS MISSED IT. 837 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:05,944 Jeff: SORRY. 838 00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:07,546 SO, HOW'S COLLEGE? 839 00:39:07,546 --> 00:39:11,149 I DROPPED OUT. 840 00:39:11,149 --> 00:39:12,551 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THIS SEMESTER, 841 00:39:12,551 --> 00:39:15,587 I'M TAKING A CLASS, YOU KNOW, 3 NIGHTS A WEEK, 842 00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:18,023 BUT I'M JUST TRYING TO THINK AND... 843 00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:21,326 WORK ON STUFF, YOU KNOW? 844 00:39:21,326 --> 00:39:23,462 I'VE BEEN DOING SOME WRITING, THOUGH. 845 00:39:23,462 --> 00:39:26,565 SHORT PIECES, YOU KNOW? 846 00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:28,734 I LOVE WRITING. 847 00:39:28,734 --> 00:39:29,935 ANNE RICE. 848 00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:31,737 I LOVE ANNE RICE. 849 00:39:31,737 --> 00:39:33,639 [CHUCKLES] 850 00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:34,873 Pony: SHORT PIECES, HUH? 851 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,875 YOU SHOULD TRY WRITING SONGS. 852 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,610 YEAH, I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT, ACTUALLY. 853 00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:40,612 NO, MAN, I MEAN IT. YOU'RE A GOOD WRITER. 854 00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:43,081 I REMEMBER THOSE THINGS THAT YOU'D WRITE 855 00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:44,249 IN HONORS ENGLISH. 856 00:39:44,249 --> 00:39:46,184 FUNNY SHIT. 857 00:39:46,184 --> 00:39:48,654 HMM. 858 00:39:48,654 --> 00:39:51,022 HE WROTE THIS THING ABOUT HIS DICK ONCE, 859 00:39:51,022 --> 00:39:53,358 AND HE READ IT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS. 860 00:39:53,358 --> 00:39:54,960 I'D LOVE TO READ THAT. 861 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,428 FUNNY SHIT, MAN. 862 00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:02,367 SO YOU THINK I SHOULD? 863 00:40:02,367 --> 00:40:05,170 WHAT? 864 00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:06,438 WRITE. 865 00:40:06,438 --> 00:40:09,107 'CAUSE I HAVE WRITTEN SOME THINGS. 866 00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:11,109 LIKE SONGS? 867 00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:14,780 YEAH. THEY COULD BE SONGS. 868 00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:16,982 YEAH. YOU SHOULD SHOW 'EM TO ME. 869 00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:18,450 REALLY? 870 00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:19,885 YEAH, REALLY. 871 00:40:19,885 --> 00:40:21,119 NOW? 872 00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:22,120 YEAH. 873 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,121 GREAT. 874 00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:24,490 YEAH, MAYBE LATER. 875 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:33,532 HEY! 876 00:40:33,532 --> 00:40:35,400 PONY! OH, MY GOD! 877 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,870 YOU SHOWED UP. OH, MY GOD! 878 00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:42,641 HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THIS CAR, MAN. 879 00:40:42,641 --> 00:40:44,409 OH, IT'S STUPID, ISN'T IT? 880 00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:45,611 IT'S STUPID. 881 00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:47,345 NO. NO, IT ISN'T. IT'S COOL. 882 00:40:47,345 --> 00:40:50,549 LOOK AT YOU. WOW. 883 00:40:50,549 --> 00:40:52,718 YOU LOOK GOOD. 884 00:40:52,718 --> 00:40:54,953 LIKE YOUR, YOU KNOW, HEAD'S IN A GOOD PLACE. 885 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:57,556 YOU--ARE YOU STILL DOING YOUR PAINTING? 886 00:40:57,556 --> 00:40:58,790 SOMETIMES, YEAH. 887 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:00,458 YOU KNOW, I STARTED TO DO PERFORMANCES. 888 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,594 OH, YEAH? 889 00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:04,429 SO, WHAT'S L.A. LIKE? 890 00:41:04,429 --> 00:41:06,064 IT'S PRETTY EXCITING. 891 00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:08,066 Sooze: YEAH? YEAH. 892 00:41:08,066 --> 00:41:09,568 LIKE... 893 00:41:09,568 --> 00:41:11,302 WELL, UH... 894 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:12,704 THE OTHER NIGHT, 895 00:41:12,704 --> 00:41:15,440 OUR MANAGER DANNY TOOK US TO THIS RESTAURANT, 896 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,543 AND THERE WAS SANDRA BERNHARD. 897 00:41:17,543 --> 00:41:19,811 NO. SHE WAS JUST SITTING THERE? 898 00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:22,213 OH, YEAH. JUST SITTING THERE EATING A SALAD, YOU KNOW. 899 00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:24,716 THAT KIND OF THING HAPPENS ALL THE TIME IN L.A. 900 00:41:24,716 --> 00:41:26,451 IT'S, YOU KNOW. 901 00:41:26,451 --> 00:41:27,586 I MET JOHNNY DEPP. 902 00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:29,588 YOU DID?! I LOVE HIM. 903 00:41:29,588 --> 00:41:30,689 YEAH, YOU KNOW, 904 00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:31,923 I'M THINKING OF MOVING TO NEW YORK. 905 00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:32,991 NEW YORK, HUH? 906 00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:35,661 YEAH. TO GO TO SCHOOL AND, YOU KNOW, PAINT. 907 00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:36,662 PERFORMANCES, PAINT-- 908 00:41:36,662 --> 00:41:37,896 YOU HAVE TO GO. 909 00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:42,033 YOU ALWAYS DID SUCH, YOU KNOW, GREAT WORK. 910 00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:43,368 AW... 911 00:41:43,368 --> 00:41:45,804 I STILL HAVE SOME OF THOSE DRAWINGS 912 00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:47,573 THAT YOU'D DO IN STUDY HALL. 913 00:41:47,573 --> 00:41:49,641 YOU DO NOT! I DO. 914 00:41:49,641 --> 00:41:52,077 JEFF, DON'T YOU THINK SOOZE SHOULD GO TO NEW YORK 915 00:41:52,077 --> 00:41:53,879 AND, UH, YOU KNOW... 916 00:41:53,879 --> 00:41:56,314 YEAH, UH, THAT WOULD DEPEND, 917 00:41:56,314 --> 00:41:58,449 BUT, YEAH, SHE SHOULD. 918 00:41:58,449 --> 00:41:59,885 REALLY? 919 00:42:02,588 --> 00:42:04,756 Buff: HEY! 920 00:42:06,592 --> 00:42:12,263 HEY! YES! OH, HEY, PONY! 921 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:15,200 MAN, GREAT CONCERT TONIGHT! 922 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,668 OH, YOU WERE THERE? 923 00:42:16,668 --> 00:42:19,037 NO, BUT I HEARD IT WAS GREAT, MAN. 924 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:19,971 OH, THANKS. 925 00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:21,907 HEY, PONY, THIS IS MY FRIEND BEE-BEE. 926 00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:23,108 HEY. HOW'RE YOU DOING? HI. 927 00:42:23,108 --> 00:42:24,109 NICE TO MEET YOU. 928 00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:25,744 SO, TELL US, MAN, 929 00:42:25,744 --> 00:42:28,513 PARTY TIME, TRASHIN' HOTEL ROOMS, 930 00:42:28,513 --> 00:42:30,148 BABES AROUND THE CLOCK? 931 00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:32,818 NAH, NAH. WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ALL THAT. 932 00:42:32,818 --> 00:42:33,752 OH. 933 00:42:33,752 --> 00:42:37,388 SO, WHAT ABOUT HER? 934 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:38,523 OH, UH, ERICA? 935 00:42:38,523 --> 00:42:40,158 ERICA'S THE PUBLICIST FOR THE BAND. 936 00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:40,959 HI. I'M ERICA. 937 00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:42,160 YEAH, RIGHT. HEY, I'M SOOZE. 938 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,161 NICE TO MEET YOU, SOOZE. 939 00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:44,195 PUBLICIST. 940 00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:45,731 YEAH, SHE, UH, WORKS FOR THE RECORD COMPANY 941 00:42:45,731 --> 00:42:47,298 AND TAKES CARE OF INTERVIEWS AND, YOU KNOW, 942 00:42:47,298 --> 00:42:48,499 SHIT LIKE THAT. 943 00:42:48,499 --> 00:42:50,035 WE WERE ACTUALLY JUST DOING AN INTERVIEW, 944 00:42:50,035 --> 00:42:53,939 AND ERICA SAID SHE'D LIKE TO SEE BURNFIELD, SO... 945 00:42:53,939 --> 00:42:56,742 SO, DO YOU GUYS WANT TO DO SOMETHING? 946 00:42:56,742 --> 00:42:58,309 GO SOMEPLACE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 947 00:42:58,309 --> 00:43:02,080 Buff: SO, WE'RE ALL OLD FRIENDS OF PONY'S. 948 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,782 WE GO WAY BACK TO OUR CHILDHOOD. 949 00:43:03,782 --> 00:43:05,116 Erica: YEAH, HE'S TOLD ME. 950 00:43:05,116 --> 00:43:06,985 BURNFIELD, YOU KNOW? 951 00:43:06,985 --> 00:43:09,688 WE ALL HEAR ABOUT BURNFIELD. 952 00:43:09,688 --> 00:43:11,690 MM. OH, DOES HE TELL YOU 953 00:43:11,690 --> 00:43:14,559 ABOUT HOW JEFF, PONY STARTED THE BAND? 954 00:43:14,559 --> 00:43:15,560 OH, YOU WERE IN THE BAND? 955 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,561 YEAH. 956 00:43:16,561 --> 00:43:17,829 WELL, I HELPED START IT, 957 00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:19,164 BUT, YOU KNOW... 958 00:43:19,164 --> 00:43:22,701 WELL, NOT EXACTLY. 959 00:43:22,701 --> 00:43:25,837 FOR A WHILE. 960 00:43:25,837 --> 00:43:28,106 WELL, I MEAN, WE JAMMED A COUPLE OF TIMES. 961 00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:30,141 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, YOU PLAY HARMONICA. 962 00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:32,277 BUT THAT WAS BEFORE WE WERE REALLY A BAND, YOU KNOW, 963 00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:33,311 BEFORE DANNY SIGNED US. 964 00:43:33,311 --> 00:43:34,112 RIGHT. 965 00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:35,781 Jeff: YEAH, WELL, I CAME BY 966 00:43:35,781 --> 00:43:37,615 MORE THAN A COUPLE TIMES. 967 00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,188 [ALL LAUGHING] 968 00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:49,194 SO YOU CAME BY TO SEE HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES, HUH? 969 00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:52,597 WELL, HERE WE ARE. 970 00:43:52,597 --> 00:43:53,865 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 971 00:43:53,865 --> 00:43:56,567 PRETTY FUCKIN' PATHETIC, HUH? 972 00:43:56,567 --> 00:43:58,737 KIND OF LIKE ONE OF THOSE DOCUMENTARIES 973 00:43:58,737 --> 00:44:00,005 ON EDUCATIONAL TV? 974 00:44:00,005 --> 00:44:02,240 IT'S NICE HERE. IT'S DIFFERENT. 975 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,241 YEAH, TOTALLY. 976 00:44:03,241 --> 00:44:05,677 SO, UH, WHAT DO THEY INTERVIEW YOU ABOUT? 977 00:44:05,677 --> 00:44:08,880 WELL, UH, THERE'S THIS BENEFIT FOR RWANDA 978 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,481 WE'RE GONNA DO, 979 00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:13,184 AND, UH, YOU KNOW, MY SONGS, 980 00:44:13,184 --> 00:44:16,554 UH, WHERE I GET THE IDEAS FOR THEM. 981 00:44:16,554 --> 00:44:17,622 YOU KNOW, STUFF LIKE THAT. 982 00:44:17,622 --> 00:44:19,024 WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS? 983 00:44:19,024 --> 00:44:20,826 LEAVE HIM ALONE, TIM. 984 00:44:20,826 --> 00:44:22,360 UH, EXCUSE ME. I'D LIKE TO KNOW 985 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:23,628 WHERE HE GETS HIS IDEAS. 986 00:44:23,628 --> 00:44:25,496 TIM'S JEALOUS, YOU KNOW? 987 00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:27,265 HE WANTS TO HAVE IDEAS, TOO. 988 00:44:27,265 --> 00:44:29,067 YEAH. YEAH. 989 00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:30,635 I'M JEALOUS OF MTV FAGGOTS 990 00:44:30,635 --> 00:44:32,170 WHO ARE NAMED AFTER ANIMALS. 991 00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:33,171 Sooze: JEFF! 992 00:44:35,206 --> 00:44:36,775 Buff: YOU'RE NOT HIS PUBLICIST. 993 00:44:36,775 --> 00:44:38,643 SURE I AM. IT'S FUN. 994 00:44:38,643 --> 00:44:40,678 HMM, AND YOU'RE, LIKE, WHAT ELSE? 995 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,781 YOU MEAN HIS GIRLFRIEND? 996 00:44:42,781 --> 00:44:44,382 THAT'S ONE WAY OF PUTTING IT. 997 00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:45,516 AM I FUCKING HIM? 998 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:46,785 SHIT. 999 00:44:46,785 --> 00:44:48,920 PONY, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY OUR RELATIONSHIP IS? 1000 00:44:50,121 --> 00:44:51,823 UM... 1001 00:44:51,823 --> 00:44:53,391 MOTHER-DAUGHTER. 1002 00:44:53,391 --> 00:44:55,794 PONY AND I ARE FRIENDS. 1003 00:44:55,794 --> 00:44:58,263 SO, THEN, YOU'RE, LIKE, AVAILABLE? 1004 00:44:58,263 --> 00:44:59,530 IN WHAT WAY? 1005 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:02,567 MM, A HORIZONTAL WAY. AAAH! 1006 00:45:02,567 --> 00:45:05,036 EWW, BUFF! 1007 00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:05,937 RELAX. 1008 00:45:05,937 --> 00:45:07,372 OH, WHY DON'T YOU FUCKIN' RELAX? 1009 00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:08,907 HE'S HAVING VERBAL INTERCOURSE, SOOZE. 1010 00:45:08,907 --> 00:45:10,275 NO, HE'S NOT. HE'S OBJECTIFYING HER. 1011 00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:12,477 HE'S ENTERTAINING US AT HER EXPENSE. 1012 00:45:12,477 --> 00:45:14,846 OH, IT'S OK. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1013 00:45:14,846 --> 00:45:16,147 BUFF. BUFF IS FUNNY. 1014 00:45:16,147 --> 00:45:18,116 BUFF IS FUNNY, OK? SHE LIKES BUFF, 1015 00:45:18,116 --> 00:45:20,251 SO WHY DON'T YOU WHIP SHUT THE FEMINIST HOLE? 1016 00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:22,320 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU SWALLOW YOUR COCK 1017 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,288 AND CHOKE ON IT? 1018 00:45:23,288 --> 00:45:25,757 OH, I FORGOT, IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH. 1019 00:45:25,757 --> 00:45:28,860 SO, UM, PONY, WHERE ARE YOU STAYING? 1020 00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:30,762 ARE YOU STAYING AT YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE? 1021 00:45:30,762 --> 00:45:32,898 NO. NO, THAT, UH, YOU KNOW, 1022 00:45:32,898 --> 00:45:34,165 THAT CAN BE KIND OF A HASSLE, 1023 00:45:34,165 --> 00:45:36,667 SO, UH, I JUST STAY AT THE FOUR SEASONS. 1024 00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:37,869 IT'S EASIER. 1025 00:45:37,869 --> 00:45:40,806 YEAH, YOU KNOW, I STAY AT THE FOUR SEAS. 1026 00:45:40,806 --> 00:45:43,108 IT'S EASE. 1027 00:45:49,915 --> 00:45:51,817 Jeff: WOW. THAT MUST BE PRETTY NICE THERE. 1028 00:45:51,817 --> 00:45:54,752 YEAH. YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. 1029 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:55,753 IT'S, YOU KNOW, 1030 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,088 IT'S A BED AND HOT WATER. 1031 00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:58,189 Erica: IT DOES LOOK GOOD. 1032 00:45:58,189 --> 00:46:00,025 YEAH, SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO NEXT? 1033 00:46:00,025 --> 00:46:02,360 I MEAN, WHAT DOES YOUR BAND DO NOW? 1034 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:03,528 Pony: OH, UH, 1035 00:46:03,528 --> 00:46:06,031 WE'RE GONNA GO IN THE STUDIO, 1036 00:46:06,031 --> 00:46:07,232 AND WE'RE DOING A NEW ALBUM. 1037 00:46:07,232 --> 00:46:08,099 Sooze: YEAH? 1038 00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:10,068 YEAH, AND I WAS THINKING, SOOZE, 1039 00:46:10,068 --> 00:46:12,370 YOU COULD DO THE COVER. 1040 00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:14,705 YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO DO YOUR COVER. 1041 00:46:14,705 --> 00:46:16,541 I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO THE COVER. 1042 00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:18,609 I--I NEED YOU TO DO THE COVER. 1043 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:20,045 YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. 1044 00:46:20,045 --> 00:46:22,080 I'M ALWAYS SERIOUS. 1045 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,050 OH, THEY'D NEVER LET ME DO WHAT I WANT. 1046 00:46:25,050 --> 00:46:26,852 I GET FINAL APPROVAL. IT'S IN MY CONTRACT. 1047 00:46:26,852 --> 00:46:28,119 WOULD I GET PAID? 1048 00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:30,288 YEAH. WE'D HAVE TO FLY YOU OUT FOR MEETINGS. 1049 00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:31,522 YEAH? YEAH. 1050 00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:35,293 OH, GOD. THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING I'D REALLY WANT TO DO. 1051 00:46:43,869 --> 00:46:46,437 WAIT. JUST LET ME CASH THIS. 1052 00:46:46,437 --> 00:46:48,439 YEAH. 1053 00:46:51,042 --> 00:46:52,944 HOW'S THE AIR FORCE, TIM? 1054 00:46:52,944 --> 00:46:55,246 NOT IN THE AIR FORCE ANYMORE, SCUFF. 1055 00:46:57,715 --> 00:46:59,184 SO WHERE ARE YOU? 1056 00:46:59,184 --> 00:47:00,818 I'M HERE. 1057 00:47:10,929 --> 00:47:13,131 Guy: YEAH, MAN. THAT'S COOL, DUDE. 1058 00:47:13,131 --> 00:47:15,100 Girl: IT'S REALLY GREAT. 1059 00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:18,203 OK, NOW, YOU GUYS TAKE CARE, OK? 1060 00:47:18,203 --> 00:47:19,570 THANKS. 1061 00:47:28,779 --> 00:47:31,749 OH, MAN, I FEEL GOOD. 1062 00:47:31,749 --> 00:47:33,885 WHOO. I FEEL GOOD 1063 00:47:33,885 --> 00:47:36,922 'CAUSE I'M HANGING OUT WITH YOU GUYS, MAN. 1064 00:47:36,922 --> 00:47:39,624 YOU KNOW? I MEAN, I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS LIKE 1065 00:47:39,624 --> 00:47:41,359 TO JUST HANG OUT. 1066 00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:42,894 YEAH. 1067 00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:44,295 AND YOU KNOW WHY IT'S SO GOOD? 1068 00:47:44,295 --> 00:47:46,064 SEE, BECAUSE, SEE, YOU GUYS ARE REAL. 1069 00:47:46,064 --> 00:47:48,333 NO, MAN, I MEAN IT. 1070 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:50,168 YOU GUYS HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. 1071 00:47:50,168 --> 00:47:52,070 YOU LIVE YOUR LIVES, YOU KNOW? 1072 00:47:52,070 --> 00:47:54,305 IT'S SIMPLE, YOU KNOW? 1073 00:47:54,305 --> 00:47:57,142 THE GUYS ON THE ROAD, I MEAN, THE BAND-- 1074 00:47:57,142 --> 00:47:59,877 ALL THEY TALK ABOUT IS SCORING CHICKS. 1075 00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:03,048 AND DANNY--ALL DANNY TALKS ABOUT IS MONEY. 1076 00:48:03,048 --> 00:48:05,116 YEAH, WE'RE ABOVE ALL THAT. 1077 00:48:05,116 --> 00:48:09,955 SEE, I WROTE SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THIS. 1078 00:48:09,955 --> 00:48:14,059 UH, IT--IT'S A SONG ABOUT-- 1079 00:48:14,059 --> 00:48:15,961 WELL, PLAY IT, MAN. 1080 00:48:15,961 --> 00:48:16,962 YEAH, COME ON. PLAY IT. 1081 00:48:16,962 --> 00:48:17,996 Pony: OH, NO, MAN. I CAN'T. 1082 00:48:17,996 --> 00:48:20,098 Sooze: YEAH. COME ON. 1083 00:48:20,098 --> 00:48:21,799 PLAY IT! COME ON! 1084 00:48:21,799 --> 00:48:22,800 NO, NO, NO, NO, IT'S NEW. 1085 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:23,801 I JUST STARTED IT. 1086 00:48:23,801 --> 00:48:24,936 I DON'T CARE. 1087 00:48:24,936 --> 00:48:26,604 I'M GONNA DROP IT. I'M GONNA DROP IT. 1088 00:48:26,604 --> 00:48:27,605 DON'T DROP THE GUITAR, MAN. 1089 00:48:27,605 --> 00:48:29,941 OH! WHOA! Buff: YES! 1090 00:48:29,941 --> 00:48:31,676 FREE CONCERT! 1091 00:48:31,676 --> 00:48:33,945 Erica: ALL RIGHT, PONY! 1092 00:48:33,945 --> 00:48:35,446 ALL RIGHT! 1093 00:48:35,446 --> 00:48:36,681 YES! 1094 00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:42,954 HEY, UNPLUGGED PONY! HA HA! 1095 00:48:42,954 --> 00:48:45,256 [TUNES WITH HARMONICA] 1096 00:48:50,962 --> 00:48:55,233 * I DROVE DOWN THE HIGHWAY * 1097 00:48:55,233 --> 00:48:58,303 * THERE WAS A BIG JAM * 1098 00:49:00,972 --> 00:49:03,508 * A FAMILY HAD DIED * 1099 00:49:03,508 --> 00:49:06,777 * THERE INSIDE * 1100 00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:09,247 * THEIR MINIVAN * 1101 00:49:09,247 --> 00:49:13,351 * THERE WAS A BACKUP * 1102 00:49:13,351 --> 00:49:16,121 * IT WENT ON FOR MILES * 1103 00:49:17,989 --> 00:49:20,391 * BUT AS BAD AS IT WAS * 1104 00:49:20,391 --> 00:49:25,430 * IT WAS GONE AFTER A WHILE * 1105 00:49:25,430 --> 00:49:26,497 CHORUS HERE. 1106 00:49:26,497 --> 00:49:31,136 * YOU MAY THINK THERE'S NOTHING TO IT * 1107 00:49:31,136 --> 00:49:34,972 * AND THE TRUTH IS HARD TO SEE * 1108 00:49:37,742 --> 00:49:43,581 * TO BE A MAN INVISIBLE * 1109 00:49:43,581 --> 00:49:48,753 * IS A REMARKABLE THING TO BE * 1110 00:49:50,855 --> 00:49:53,258 * THING TO BE * 1111 00:49:55,660 --> 00:49:57,628 * THING TO BE * 1112 00:49:59,297 --> 00:50:03,501 * THING TO BE * 1113 00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:07,672 [PLAYING HARMONICA] 1114 00:50:21,986 --> 00:50:23,621 WHOO! YEAH! 1115 00:50:23,621 --> 00:50:24,955 ALL RIGHT! 1116 00:50:24,955 --> 00:50:26,224 THAT'S SO GREAT. 1117 00:50:26,224 --> 00:50:28,559 Erica: IT'S COMING ALONG. 1118 00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:30,561 THANK YOU. 1119 00:50:30,561 --> 00:50:31,496 HEY, I'M GLAD 1120 00:50:31,496 --> 00:50:33,698 YOU PUT TRUTH IN YOUR SONG, MAN. 1121 00:50:33,698 --> 00:50:34,932 THAT'S IMPORTANT. 1122 00:50:34,932 --> 00:50:36,701 HEY, THANKS, MAN. 1123 00:50:38,169 --> 00:50:40,171 SO, WHO ARE YOU? 1124 00:50:42,973 --> 00:50:44,275 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1125 00:50:44,275 --> 00:50:47,212 WELL, IF WE'RE, LIKE, THE MAN INVISIBLE, 1126 00:50:47,212 --> 00:50:48,679 WHAT ARE YOU? 1127 00:50:48,679 --> 00:50:51,949 I DON'T KNOW. UH... 1128 00:50:51,949 --> 00:50:54,152 I'M AN ARTIST, I GUESS. 1129 00:50:54,152 --> 00:50:55,786 YOU KNOW, THERE'S LIFE, 1130 00:50:55,786 --> 00:50:57,322 AND THEN THERE'S THE PEOPLE 1131 00:50:57,322 --> 00:51:00,291 WATCHING THE LIFE, COMMENTING ON IT. 1132 00:51:00,291 --> 00:51:01,992 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S WHAT I DO, TOO. 1133 00:51:01,992 --> 00:51:04,028 Pony: WHAT? 1134 00:51:04,028 --> 00:51:07,698 COMMENT. SAY THINGS. THINK. WHATEVER. 1135 00:51:07,698 --> 00:51:09,134 WHY ARE YOU SO SPECIAL? 1136 00:51:09,134 --> 00:51:11,169 WELL, I DIDN'T SAY I WAS SPECIAL. 1137 00:51:11,169 --> 00:51:12,870 BUT IT'S ONE THING TO THINK, YOU KNOW, 1138 00:51:12,870 --> 00:51:14,272 AND IT'S ANOTHER THING 1139 00:51:14,272 --> 00:51:16,741 TO ACTUALLY COMMUNICATE IT TO PEOPLE. 1140 00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:18,008 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1141 00:51:18,008 --> 00:51:19,410 I MEAN, IF A TREE FALLS IN A FOREST 1142 00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:22,347 AND NO ONE HEARS IT, DOES THAT MAKE A SOUND? 1143 00:51:22,347 --> 00:51:23,648 Jeff: OF COURSE IT DOES. 1144 00:51:23,648 --> 00:51:25,616 YOU KNOW, THAT IS MY WORST FEAR-- 1145 00:51:25,616 --> 00:51:27,752 MAKING A SOUND AND NO ONE HEARS IT. 1146 00:51:27,752 --> 00:51:28,753 MINE, TOO. 1147 00:51:28,753 --> 00:51:30,255 Jeff: WHAT? WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 1148 00:51:30,255 --> 00:51:31,622 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 1149 00:51:31,622 --> 00:51:34,559 SURE. YOU MAKE ART, AND YOU WANT PEOPLE TO SEE IT. 1150 00:51:34,559 --> 00:51:36,861 WAIT. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TREE? 1151 00:51:36,861 --> 00:51:37,995 YEAH, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN 1152 00:51:37,995 --> 00:51:39,497 THAT YOUR TREE IS NOT ARTISTIC 1153 00:51:39,497 --> 00:51:42,400 IF NO ONE CUTS IT DOWN. 1154 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:47,138 JEFF LIKES TO ARGUE FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUING. 1155 00:51:47,138 --> 00:51:48,139 NO, I DON'T. 1156 00:51:48,139 --> 00:51:49,574 YES, YOU DO. 1157 00:51:49,574 --> 00:51:50,775 NO, I DON'T. 1158 00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:52,177 YOU DO. 1159 00:51:52,177 --> 00:51:54,179 Jeff: NO, I DON'T! 1160 00:51:56,046 --> 00:51:57,415 HI. 1161 00:51:57,415 --> 00:51:58,516 HI. 1162 00:52:00,685 --> 00:52:04,189 SO, YOU, LIKE, COME FROM A TOWN LIKE THIS OR... 1163 00:52:04,189 --> 00:52:07,057 NOT REALLY. I COME FROM AN AREA... 1164 00:52:07,057 --> 00:52:08,559 BEL AIR. 1165 00:52:10,561 --> 00:52:12,330 YOU RICH? 1166 00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:14,399 NO, NOT REALLY. MIDDLE CLASS. 1167 00:52:14,399 --> 00:52:17,202 OH, ME, TOO. MIDDLE CLASS. 1168 00:52:17,202 --> 00:52:21,172 MAYBE UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS. 1169 00:52:21,172 --> 00:52:24,909 * SEE WHAT'S AROUND YOU * 1170 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:30,215 * LISTEN TO THEIR LIES... * 1171 00:52:30,215 --> 00:52:32,750 SO, LIKE, YOUR DAD'S A BIG DEAL, RIGHT? 1172 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:34,485 HE THINKS HE IS. 1173 00:52:36,287 --> 00:52:37,455 WELL, HE IS. 1174 00:52:37,455 --> 00:52:38,656 HE IS. HE IS. YES. 1175 00:52:38,656 --> 00:52:40,225 HE IS. AND YOU LOVE HIM A LOT. 1176 00:52:40,225 --> 00:52:42,927 HE BOUGHT YOU A NEW BMW FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, 1177 00:52:42,927 --> 00:52:44,629 BUT YOU FINALLY HAD TO... 1178 00:52:44,629 --> 00:52:46,364 MOVE OUT AND GET YOUR OWN PLACE. 1179 00:52:46,364 --> 00:52:49,099 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT'S TIME TO LEAVE THE NEST. 1180 00:52:49,099 --> 00:52:52,102 YOUR PARENTS HATE YOUR SMOKING. 1181 00:52:52,102 --> 00:52:55,105 YOU DIDN'T TELL 'EM ABOUT THE ABORTION. 1182 00:52:55,105 --> 00:52:56,641 ALL YOUR FRIENDS GOT BOOB JOBS. 1183 00:52:56,641 --> 00:52:58,909 YOU GOT THE TATTOO INSTEAD. 1184 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:03,981 SUBSCRIBE TO VANITY FAIR. 1185 00:53:03,981 --> 00:53:06,251 OOH, WOW. NICE. 1186 00:53:06,251 --> 00:53:10,755 PERSONAL TRAINER? VERY NICE. 1187 00:53:12,122 --> 00:53:17,127 * I SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT * 1188 00:53:17,127 --> 00:53:19,930 * WATCHING THE PARADE * 1189 00:53:21,366 --> 00:53:24,669 * I KNOW THERE'S NO TOMORROW * 1190 00:53:24,669 --> 00:53:25,936 [HUMMING ALONG] 1191 00:53:25,936 --> 00:53:29,507 * ONLY THE CHARADE * 1192 00:53:31,008 --> 00:53:33,611 * I AM DEAD * 1193 00:53:35,446 --> 00:53:38,883 * DEEP INSIDE * 1194 00:53:40,251 --> 00:53:42,453 * IN MY HEAD * 1195 00:53:44,422 --> 00:53:47,625 * ALL THE LIES * 1196 00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:51,629 * THERE'S NO THEN * 1197 00:53:53,764 --> 00:53:55,866 * ONLY NOW * 1198 00:53:57,902 --> 00:54:01,171 * I WILL LOVE * 1199 00:54:01,171 --> 00:54:05,009 * SHOW ME HOW * 1200 00:54:08,212 --> 00:54:11,749 * I BURNED MY HAND IN A FIRE * 1201 00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:15,553 * I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR A WEEK * 1202 00:54:16,854 --> 00:54:20,090 * I CUT MY FEET ON THE GLASS * 1203 00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:24,762 * NEVER FINDING WHAT I SEEK * 1204 00:54:26,297 --> 00:54:31,669 * I NEED SALVATION * 1205 00:54:34,204 --> 00:54:36,674 * I NEED-- * 1206 00:54:36,674 --> 00:54:38,476 FUCK! 1207 00:54:43,213 --> 00:54:45,750 PONY, IF WE WANTED TO HEAR YOU SING, 1208 00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:47,685 WE WOULD HAVE GONE TO YOUR CONCERT. 1209 00:54:47,685 --> 00:54:49,086 JEFF! 1210 00:54:49,086 --> 00:54:51,055 SO YOU SOLD 90,000 UNITS. 1211 00:54:51,055 --> 00:54:52,490 SO WHAT?! 1212 00:54:52,490 --> 00:54:55,059 DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE A GENIUS? 1213 00:54:55,059 --> 00:54:56,226 YOU'RE A GREAT ARTIST? 1214 00:54:56,226 --> 00:54:57,628 YOU'RE HIGHER UP THE LADDER? 1215 00:54:57,628 --> 00:55:01,231 YOU GOT AN EXTRA GOLD STAR ON YOUR FUCKIN' FOREHEAD? 1216 00:55:01,231 --> 00:55:03,634 Tim: WOW. YOU'RE CUTE WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY. 1217 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:05,235 WHY DON'T YOU WRITE A SONG 1218 00:55:05,235 --> 00:55:07,505 ABOUT SANDRA BERNHARD'S SALAD, ASSHOLE? 1219 00:55:07,505 --> 00:55:09,306 Sooze: JESUS, JEFF! 1220 00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:12,643 HEY, MAN, UH, LOOK, 1221 00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:14,044 IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY STUFF, 1222 00:55:14,044 --> 00:55:18,383 UH, I WON'T SING IT, OK? I'M SORRY, YOU KNOW? 1223 00:55:18,383 --> 00:55:19,784 IT'S--NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING. 1224 00:55:19,784 --> 00:55:21,386 I'M SAYING I DON'T NEED A LIMOUSINE 1225 00:55:21,386 --> 00:55:22,987 TO KNOW WHO I AM, ALL RIGHT? 1226 00:55:22,987 --> 00:55:23,854 RIGHT ON! YOU KNOW WHAT? 1227 00:55:23,854 --> 00:55:25,823 HE DOESN'T NEED THE LIMO, MAN. 1228 00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:29,894 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, AT LEAST I ADMIT I DON'T KNOW. 1229 00:55:29,894 --> 00:55:33,531 I KNOW THAT THINGS ARE FUCKED UP BEYOND BELIEF, 1230 00:55:33,531 --> 00:55:36,133 AND I KNOW THAT I HAVE NOTHING ORIGINAL TO SAY 1231 00:55:36,133 --> 00:55:37,435 ABOUT ANY OF IT, ALL RIGHT? 1232 00:55:37,435 --> 00:55:38,669 I DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER. 1233 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:40,705 I DON'T HAVE A FUCKIN' MESSAGE. 1234 00:55:40,705 --> 00:55:42,507 OK, GREAT. NOW HE'S CRYING. YOU GUYS HAPPY? 1235 00:55:42,507 --> 00:55:45,376 OH, SHUT UP, TIM. THIS ISN'T FUNNY, MAN. 1236 00:55:45,376 --> 00:55:46,377 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 1237 00:55:46,377 --> 00:55:48,479 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1238 00:55:49,947 --> 00:55:51,549 UH, HEY, MAN. 1239 00:55:52,817 --> 00:55:54,885 YOU KNOW, UM, I'M REALLY SORRY 1240 00:55:54,885 --> 00:55:56,153 IF I SAID SOMETHING WRONG. I-- 1241 00:55:56,153 --> 00:55:59,289 NO, MAN. HEY. NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? 1242 00:55:59,289 --> 00:56:02,026 HEY, IT'S NOT YOU, MAN. 1243 00:56:02,026 --> 00:56:04,662 IT'S--YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 1244 00:56:04,662 --> 00:56:09,333 IT'S THIS TAR PIT OF STUPIDITY THAT WE'RE ALL STUCK IN. 1245 00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:13,438 IT'S THIS CELL. IT'S THIS VOID, YOU KNOW? 1246 00:56:13,438 --> 00:56:15,673 OH, NO, MAN, LOOK. 1247 00:56:15,673 --> 00:56:18,909 LOOK, YOU KNOW, IT'S ME, OK? 1248 00:56:18,909 --> 00:56:20,310 I COME OUT HERE, 1249 00:56:20,310 --> 00:56:22,212 AND I'M SO USED TO EVERYONE, 1250 00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:23,347 YOU KNOW, KISSING MY ASS, 1251 00:56:23,347 --> 00:56:24,782 AND I THINK I'M A FUCKIN' STAR, MAN. 1252 00:56:24,782 --> 00:56:26,984 I'M REALLY SORRY IF I'M FULL OF ATTITUDE. 1253 00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:29,319 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? NO, IT'S NOT YOU, MAN. 1254 00:56:29,319 --> 00:56:33,924 IT'S NOT ANYBODY. IT'S ME. WHOO! HEY! 1255 00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:35,860 LOOK, MAN, IT... 1256 00:56:37,928 --> 00:56:39,597 SHIT. 1257 00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:41,198 WHY DON'T WE GET SOMETHING TO EAT? 1258 00:56:41,198 --> 00:56:43,167 I MEAN... 1259 00:56:43,167 --> 00:56:44,334 FOOD? 1260 00:56:44,334 --> 00:56:45,970 Sooze: WE'D HAVE TO HURRY. 1261 00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:48,573 CHINA GATE'S OPEN TILL MIDNIGHT. 1262 00:56:48,573 --> 00:56:49,840 GEORGE CAN DRIVE US. 1263 00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:52,076 THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM IN THE CAR. 1264 00:56:52,076 --> 00:56:53,010 JEFF? 1265 00:56:53,010 --> 00:56:55,379 NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GUYS GO AHEAD 1266 00:56:55,379 --> 00:56:57,748 AND BRING SOMETHING BACK HERE. YEAH. 1267 00:56:57,748 --> 00:56:59,950 Pony: WELL, WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH US, MAN? I MEAN... 1268 00:56:59,950 --> 00:57:03,087 I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THOSE SONGS YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON. 1269 00:57:03,087 --> 00:57:05,089 YOU, TOO, BUFF. 1270 00:57:05,089 --> 00:57:07,424 YEAH! LIMO RIDE! 1271 00:57:10,828 --> 00:57:11,896 TIM? 1272 00:57:11,896 --> 00:57:13,498 UH, I DIDN'T WRITE ANY SONGS. 1273 00:57:13,498 --> 00:57:14,832 YOU GUYS GO AHEAD. 1274 00:57:14,832 --> 00:57:18,769 I GOTTA STAY HERE AND GUARD THE PARKING LOT. 1275 00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:20,104 COME ON. 1276 00:57:20,104 --> 00:57:22,172 NO. NO, NO. 1277 00:57:22,172 --> 00:57:24,475 COME ON. I'M NOT GONNA GO IF YOU DON'T COME. 1278 00:57:24,475 --> 00:57:26,443 NO. I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT, THAT'S ALL. 1279 00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:29,780 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY? PLEASE? FOR ME? 1280 00:57:29,780 --> 00:57:30,781 COME ON. 1281 00:57:30,781 --> 00:57:31,582 NO... 1282 00:57:31,582 --> 00:57:35,052 HEY, COME ON, MAN! LIMO! 1283 00:57:35,052 --> 00:57:37,054 Sooze: HEY, WAIT. WHERE'S BEE-BEE? 1284 00:57:40,257 --> 00:57:42,259 BEE-BEE? 1285 00:57:42,259 --> 00:57:44,795 BEE-BEE, WHERE'D YOU GO?! 1286 00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:47,498 DID YOU GUYS SEE WHERE SHE WENT? 1287 00:57:47,498 --> 00:57:48,999 ERICA, YOU COMING? 1288 00:57:48,999 --> 00:57:51,736 MM-MMM. 1289 00:57:54,505 --> 00:57:56,807 ARE YOU SURE? 1290 00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:02,112 Buff: OK. 1291 00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:26,704 YOU GOT EVERYTHING RIGHT BUT THE CAR. 1292 00:58:26,704 --> 00:58:31,208 MY DAD DIDN'T GET ME A BMW. 1293 00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:32,910 WHAT'D HE GET YOU? 1294 00:58:32,910 --> 00:58:34,278 A PORSCHE. 1295 00:58:34,278 --> 00:58:36,446 HMM. 1296 00:58:36,446 --> 00:58:37,948 YEAH. 1297 00:58:40,585 --> 00:58:42,486 SO WHAT ABOUT YOU? 1298 00:58:42,486 --> 00:58:45,856 WHAT ABOUT ME? I DON'T HAVE A CAR. 1299 00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:48,993 YOU JUST SEEM TO KNOW ALL THESE THINGS ABOUT ME, 1300 00:58:48,993 --> 00:58:52,663 AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU, YOU KNOW? 1301 00:58:55,733 --> 00:58:58,769 WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE? 1302 00:58:58,769 --> 00:59:01,105 MILITARY MARCHING BANDS. 1303 00:59:01,105 --> 00:59:03,641 YOU THINK I'M RICH AND YOU HATE ME. 1304 00:59:04,842 --> 00:59:08,378 NOW, HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? 1305 00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:11,481 HMM? YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 1306 00:59:11,481 --> 00:59:13,250 I'D LIKE TO. 1307 00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:14,451 OH, YEAH? 1308 00:59:14,451 --> 00:59:16,153 MM-HMM. 1309 01:00:11,308 --> 01:00:13,644 YOU KNOW, IT WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE. 1310 01:00:13,644 --> 01:00:15,646 REALLY? 1311 01:00:15,646 --> 01:00:18,348 WELL, I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, 1312 01:00:18,348 --> 01:00:20,250 I WAS JUST THIS... 1313 01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:22,619 DOPEY KID MOPPING FLOORS 1314 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:25,089 AND KISSING OFFICER ASS. 1315 01:00:25,089 --> 01:00:27,658 I MEAN, WELL, I ENLISTED RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL. 1316 01:00:27,658 --> 01:00:28,959 SO... 1317 01:00:28,959 --> 01:00:33,263 I JUST WANTED SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN MY LIFE. 1318 01:00:33,263 --> 01:00:34,999 HMM. 1319 01:00:34,999 --> 01:00:38,836 "IT'S NOT A JOB, IT'S AN ADVENTURE." RIGHT? 1320 01:00:38,836 --> 01:00:41,906 I HATED IT. I HAD TO GET OUT. 1321 01:00:41,906 --> 01:00:45,575 SO, I WAS WORKING IN THE KITCHEN, 1322 01:00:45,575 --> 01:00:47,544 CHOPPING LETTUCE, 1323 01:00:47,544 --> 01:00:50,815 YOU KNOW, REAL HEROIC STUFF, 1324 01:00:50,815 --> 01:00:54,819 AND I HAD THIS BIG FUCKIN' KNIFE, 1325 01:00:54,819 --> 01:00:58,923 AND I CHOPPED OFF THE TIP OF MY LITTLE FINGER, 1326 01:00:58,923 --> 01:01:01,058 AND 3 DAYS LATER, I WAS A FREE MAN. 1327 01:01:01,058 --> 01:01:02,559 YOU CUT OFF YOUR LITTLE FINGER? 1328 01:01:02,559 --> 01:01:03,761 WELL, THEY, UH-- 1329 01:01:03,761 --> 01:01:05,529 THEY WERE NICE ENOUGH TO SEW IT BACK ON. 1330 01:01:05,529 --> 01:01:06,731 LET'S SEE. 1331 01:01:09,533 --> 01:01:11,435 HONORABLE DISCHARGE. 1332 01:01:11,435 --> 01:01:14,171 DISABLED WHILE SERVING. 1333 01:01:15,572 --> 01:01:18,575 I GET A CHECK EVERY MONTH. 1334 01:01:18,575 --> 01:01:21,779 [LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1335 01:01:35,025 --> 01:01:38,428 UM, 4 FOR SMOKING, PLEASE. 1336 01:01:38,428 --> 01:01:39,830 CLOSED, CLOSED. 1337 01:01:39,830 --> 01:01:42,632 OH, MAN, NO CLOSED, WE JUST GOT HERE! 1338 01:01:42,632 --> 01:01:43,734 MIDNIGHT CLOSED. 1339 01:01:43,734 --> 01:01:47,271 OH, COME ON. WE'RE HUNGRY. PLEASE? 1340 01:01:47,271 --> 01:01:51,641 YO, YOU KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS RIGHT HERE? 1341 01:01:51,641 --> 01:01:57,181 THAT'S PONY MOYNIHAN FROM MTV. 1342 01:01:57,181 --> 01:02:00,985 YEAH, LOOK AT HIS LIMO OUT THERE. 1343 01:02:02,486 --> 01:02:03,620 Hostess: TV? 1344 01:02:03,620 --> 01:02:07,157 TV. MTV. 1345 01:02:07,157 --> 01:02:08,926 WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA TURN HIM AWAY? 1346 01:02:08,926 --> 01:02:10,294 HEY, MAN, SHH, SHH, SHH. 1347 01:02:10,294 --> 01:02:11,762 NO, MAN. 1348 01:02:11,762 --> 01:02:14,031 HE'S PROBABLY THE MOST FAMOUS GUY 1349 01:02:14,031 --> 01:02:15,499 TO EVER COME IN THIS PLACE. 1350 01:02:15,499 --> 01:02:17,835 YOU'RE LUCKY HE'S HERE. 1351 01:02:20,805 --> 01:02:22,606 YEAH! 1352 01:02:22,606 --> 01:02:24,508 TAKEOUT ONLY. 1353 01:02:24,508 --> 01:02:26,210 WAIT, I GET PICTURE! 1354 01:02:26,210 --> 01:02:27,311 YEAH, YEAH. 1355 01:02:27,311 --> 01:02:29,814 THANKS. SEE, MAN? 1356 01:02:34,785 --> 01:02:36,486 YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER COMING IN HERE 1357 01:02:36,486 --> 01:02:37,521 WITH MY PARENTS. 1358 01:02:37,521 --> 01:02:39,189 REALLY? 1359 01:02:39,189 --> 01:02:43,928 YOU KNOW, I SHOULD MAKE A VIDEO OF THIS PLACE. 1360 01:02:43,928 --> 01:02:46,430 YOU KNOW, BRING MY CAMERA IN. 1361 01:02:46,430 --> 01:02:48,465 YOU MAKE VIDEOS? 1362 01:02:48,465 --> 01:02:52,502 OH, YEAH, ALL THE TIME. THAT'S WHAT I DO NOW. 1363 01:02:52,502 --> 01:02:54,805 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE COOL, 1364 01:02:54,805 --> 01:02:57,875 IS, LIKE, TO DO A MUSIC VIDEO, YOU KNOW, 1365 01:02:57,875 --> 01:03:00,811 BUT, LIKE, YOU KNOW, HAVE IT SET IN HERE. 1366 01:03:00,811 --> 01:03:03,147 YOU KNOW, LIKE--LIKE-- LIKE WITH HER AND SHIT. 1367 01:03:03,147 --> 01:03:04,581 YOU KNOW, LIKE-- YOU KNOW, LIKE-- 1368 01:03:04,581 --> 01:03:06,616 "CLOSED, CLOSED, CLOSED, CLOSED." 1369 01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:08,785 BUT WITH YOUR MUSIC. 1370 01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:10,487 YOU COULD DO IT. 1371 01:03:10,487 --> 01:03:12,089 I COULD. 1372 01:03:12,089 --> 01:03:13,157 YEAH! 1373 01:03:13,157 --> 01:03:14,224 YEAH. 1374 01:03:14,224 --> 01:03:15,559 I MEAN, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING 1375 01:03:15,559 --> 01:03:16,827 I COULD SHOW MY MANAGER? 1376 01:03:16,827 --> 01:03:17,828 I MEAN, DO YOU HAVE A REEL? 1377 01:03:17,828 --> 01:03:19,830 YES. YEAH! 1378 01:03:21,832 --> 01:03:23,300 A REEL? 1379 01:03:25,836 --> 01:03:29,907 I MEAN, WHAT'S THERE TO BE HAPPY ABOUT, REALLY? 1380 01:03:29,907 --> 01:03:34,278 GOING TO THE GYM, CLIMBING THE STAIRMASTER, 1381 01:03:34,278 --> 01:03:39,950 EATING THE YOGURT, CHECKING THE VOICE MAIL, 1382 01:03:39,950 --> 01:03:44,121 SMOKING THE LOW-TAR CIGARETTES, 1383 01:03:44,121 --> 01:03:46,156 SHAVING THE BIKINI LINE. 1384 01:03:47,591 --> 01:03:51,261 SOMETIMES I JUST WANT SOMETHING DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW? 1385 01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:01,238 WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN? 1386 01:04:01,238 --> 01:04:02,639 ERICA. 1387 01:04:02,639 --> 01:04:03,908 ERICA. 1388 01:04:05,009 --> 01:04:10,747 SO, YOU THINK YOU AND I ARE ALIKE, ERICA? 1389 01:04:10,747 --> 01:04:13,317 DEEP DOWN. 1390 01:04:13,317 --> 01:04:15,319 WAY DOWN. 1391 01:04:15,319 --> 01:04:19,156 IT'S A MISTAKE TO THINK THAT. 1392 01:04:19,156 --> 01:04:23,894 WE COULD STILL TALK... YOU KNOW? 1393 01:04:23,894 --> 01:04:27,264 IT'S NICE TO TALK. 1394 01:04:27,264 --> 01:04:29,766 IT'S NICE TO DO A LOT OF THINGS. 1395 01:04:29,766 --> 01:04:31,468 THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. 1396 01:04:34,671 --> 01:04:36,106 I'M NOT A NICE GUY. 1397 01:04:36,106 --> 01:04:37,908 I KNOW. IT'S OK. 1398 01:04:37,908 --> 01:04:38,909 YEAH? 1399 01:04:38,909 --> 01:04:40,577 MM-HMM. 1400 01:04:40,577 --> 01:04:45,115 I'M A BIG GIRL. I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 1401 01:04:45,115 --> 01:04:47,584 IF I DIDN'T WANT TO BE HERE, I'D BE IN A LIMO RIGHT NOW 1402 01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:49,920 WITH A BUNCH OF KIDS LOOKING FOR CHINESE FOOD. 1403 01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:51,956 NO, NO, SEE, YOU-- YOU DON'T KNOW. 1404 01:04:51,956 --> 01:04:53,390 NO? NO. 1405 01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:57,661 SO TEACH ME A LESSON. 1406 01:05:02,866 --> 01:05:05,435 MMM-MMM. 1407 01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:11,075 HEY, WHEN I GET SHIT-FACED 1408 01:05:11,075 --> 01:05:14,911 I CAN GET THIS HUGE APPETITE. 1409 01:05:17,181 --> 01:05:18,615 GOD. 1410 01:05:25,855 --> 01:05:27,291 I DON'T KNOW WHY. 1411 01:05:27,291 --> 01:05:33,430 MOST PEOPLE DON'T, BUT I DO. WHOO! 1412 01:05:48,512 --> 01:05:49,679 YOU OK, MAN? 1413 01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:53,817 YOU OK? 1414 01:05:53,817 --> 01:05:56,220 I DIDN'T WANT TO EAT THIS MUCH, MAN. 1415 01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:58,288 WAIT, I'LL GET YOU SOME AIR. 1416 01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:04,328 WAIT, DO THE WINDOWS, OK? JUST DO 'EM. 1417 01:06:07,397 --> 01:06:09,966 [RETCHING] 1418 01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:12,402 Sooze: OH, YUCK! OH, GROSS! 1419 01:06:12,402 --> 01:06:14,838 YOU DONE? 1420 01:06:14,838 --> 01:06:15,839 YEAH. 1421 01:06:15,839 --> 01:06:18,242 [RETCHING] 1422 01:06:21,578 --> 01:06:24,581 [COUGHING] 1423 01:06:24,581 --> 01:06:26,450 OHH...DRAT! 1424 01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:27,384 [MUTTERING] 1425 01:06:27,384 --> 01:06:30,187 [CELL PHONE BEING DIALED] 1426 01:06:38,562 --> 01:06:41,065 HEY! UHH! 1427 01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:45,202 Sooze: OH, OH, HI. 1428 01:06:45,202 --> 01:06:50,274 OH, MRS. DOUGLAS, I HOPE I'M NOT CALLING TOO LATE. 1429 01:06:50,274 --> 01:06:54,944 NO, HAVE YOU SEEN BEE-BEE? WELL, NO, YEAH, SHE WAS. 1430 01:06:54,944 --> 01:06:57,881 I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU'D SEEN HER. 1431 01:06:57,881 --> 01:07:00,684 SHE DID? OK. 1432 01:07:00,684 --> 01:07:04,754 YEAH. NO, I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, MRS. DOUGLAS. 1433 01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:07,391 OK. BYE. 1434 01:07:07,391 --> 01:07:10,660 SHIT. SHE ALWAYS ANSWERS. 1435 01:07:10,660 --> 01:07:12,496 HEY! HEY, YOU GUYS! 1436 01:07:12,496 --> 01:07:14,531 NO, NO. 1437 01:07:14,531 --> 01:07:18,302 PUT BACK THE LEPRECHAUN. PUT IT BACK. OH, FUCK! 1438 01:07:18,302 --> 01:07:19,303 GO! 1439 01:07:19,303 --> 01:07:21,271 Jeff: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU IDIOT?! 1440 01:07:21,271 --> 01:07:22,439 Sooze: COME ON! RUN! 1441 01:07:22,439 --> 01:07:24,341 COME ON! OPEN THE DAMN DOOR! 1442 01:07:24,341 --> 01:07:27,544 LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! COME ON! 1443 01:07:27,544 --> 01:07:31,615 GO! GO! GO! 1444 01:07:34,451 --> 01:07:37,521 Buff: YEAH! 1445 01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:52,936 OH, MAN, DON'T GO GETTING SOFT ON ME. 1446 01:07:52,936 --> 01:07:56,072 I MEAN--SORRY. IT'S OK. 1447 01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:58,208 IT'S OK. JUST DON'T THINK, OK? 1448 01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,277 JUST DON'T THINK. 1449 01:08:00,277 --> 01:08:03,980 * BLACK AND ORANGE, BLACK AND ORANGE * 1450 01:08:03,980 --> 01:08:05,682 * HEAR THAT HEARTY YELL * 1451 01:08:05,682 --> 01:08:07,117 * RAH RAH RAH * 1452 01:08:07,117 --> 01:08:11,988 [FUMBLING FOR WORDS] 1453 01:08:11,988 --> 01:08:14,324 * RAH RAH RAH * 1454 01:08:14,324 --> 01:08:18,762 * G--O--F--O--R--I--T * 1455 01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:20,230 * GO FOR IT * 1456 01:08:20,230 --> 01:08:21,931 * RAH * * RAH * 1457 01:08:22,832 --> 01:08:26,403 Buff: HEY, PLAY THAT DEMO AGAIN, MAN. 1458 01:08:26,403 --> 01:08:27,571 WOW. 1459 01:08:27,571 --> 01:08:28,805 Buff: ALL RIGHT. 1460 01:08:28,805 --> 01:08:32,342 I WAS NEVER REALLY INTO FOOTBALL, YOU KNOW? 1461 01:08:32,342 --> 01:08:33,610 I GOTTA TAKE A PISS. 1462 01:08:33,610 --> 01:08:35,545 DO YOU MIND IF WE PULL OVER REALLY QUICKLY? 1463 01:08:35,545 --> 01:08:36,380 OH, YEAH. 1464 01:08:36,380 --> 01:08:37,814 I'M SORRY. NO, NO, NO. 1465 01:08:37,814 --> 01:08:39,816 UH, GEORGE, PULL OVER. 1466 01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:06,176 FUCKIN'...ASSHOLES. 1467 01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:18,322 BURNFIELD. 1468 01:09:18,322 --> 01:09:19,856 NO PLACE LIKE IT. 1469 01:09:19,856 --> 01:09:22,859 MM, YEAH. BURNFIELD, PIZZA AND PUKE CAPITAL 1470 01:09:22,859 --> 01:09:24,828 OF THE WORLD. 1471 01:09:24,828 --> 01:09:27,731 MM. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL HERE. 1472 01:09:27,731 --> 01:09:30,700 I'M MOVING. 1473 01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:32,168 IF... 1474 01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:34,338 NO. I'M GOING. 1475 01:09:34,338 --> 01:09:36,172 MM-HMM. SOON. 1476 01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:37,341 YEP. 1477 01:09:37,341 --> 01:09:39,576 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 1478 01:09:39,576 --> 01:09:41,311 I DON'T KNOW. I SAY WHAT I MEAN. 1479 01:09:41,311 --> 01:09:44,348 OH, YEAH, YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART. 1480 01:09:44,348 --> 01:09:46,916 [WHISPERING] That's because I am. 1481 01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:48,518 OH. 1482 01:09:56,192 --> 01:09:57,627 HEY. 1483 01:10:24,288 --> 01:10:25,755 IT'S OK. 1484 01:10:28,358 --> 01:10:32,462 THIS KIND OF THING HAPPENS. 1485 01:10:32,462 --> 01:10:35,365 IT'S JUST NEVER HAPPENED TO ME. 1486 01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:41,638 I'M SORRY. 1487 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:45,409 IT'S TRUE, THOUGH. 1488 01:10:49,212 --> 01:10:51,581 SO... 1489 01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:53,550 UM... 1490 01:10:55,519 --> 01:10:58,488 WHAT'S YOUR "TCB" TATTOO STAND FOR? 1491 01:10:58,488 --> 01:11:00,490 WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? 1492 01:11:02,125 --> 01:11:04,961 "TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS." 1493 01:11:14,804 --> 01:11:16,773 I'M SORRY. 1494 01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:37,727 Sooze: I HATE IT HERE. 1495 01:11:37,727 --> 01:11:41,164 IT'S SO UGLY, IT'S LIKE BEING DEAD. 1496 01:11:41,164 --> 01:11:43,967 YOU GOT OUT OF HERE, YOU KNOW? 1497 01:11:43,967 --> 01:11:46,370 I'M READY TO GO. 1498 01:11:46,370 --> 01:11:47,837 YEAH, BUT SOMETIMES I TRY TO FIGURE OUT 1499 01:11:47,837 --> 01:11:49,873 WHY I LEFT IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU KNOW? 1500 01:11:51,441 --> 01:11:53,710 I THINK ABOUT PEOPLE, AND... 1501 01:11:53,710 --> 01:11:55,311 AND I WONDER WHAT THEY'RE DOING. 1502 01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:56,980 YEAH. 1503 01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:59,783 AND I THINK ABOUT YOU. 1504 01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:01,284 I MEAN...A LOT. 1505 01:12:01,284 --> 01:12:03,387 ME? 1506 01:12:03,387 --> 01:12:06,656 YEAH, I HAVE. I HAVE, YOU KNOW. 1507 01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,458 YEAH, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU CALLED, 1508 01:12:08,458 --> 01:12:11,194 I THOUGHT, THERE'S A NAME FROM THE PAST. 1509 01:12:11,194 --> 01:12:12,662 OR THE FUTURE. 1510 01:12:14,398 --> 01:12:16,232 OH, NO, NO, I MEAN-- 1511 01:12:16,232 --> 01:12:17,634 [BOTH LAUGH] 1512 01:12:17,634 --> 01:12:19,969 I MEAN, WE'LL BE WORKING ON THAT ALBUM COVER, RIGHT? 1513 01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:24,107 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 1514 01:12:24,107 --> 01:12:25,775 YOU DO? 1515 01:12:25,775 --> 01:12:28,412 YEAH. 1516 01:12:28,412 --> 01:12:29,746 GOD, YOU SHOWED UP 1517 01:12:29,746 --> 01:12:32,816 AT SUCH A WEIRD TIME IN MY LIFE. 1518 01:12:34,784 --> 01:12:37,987 [BOOM BOX PLAYS SOFT MUSIC] 1519 01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:52,368 I JUST WALKED ALL THE WAY 1520 01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:55,472 FROM THE WESTSIDE TO HERE. 1521 01:12:55,472 --> 01:12:59,943 I HAVEN'T WALKED THAT FAR SINCE JUNIOR HIGH. 1522 01:13:07,817 --> 01:13:10,520 I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T DRINK. 1523 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:14,390 I DON'T ANYMORE. 1524 01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:16,259 CAN I HAVE SOME? 1525 01:13:16,259 --> 01:13:18,995 KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 1526 01:13:32,942 --> 01:13:36,412 YOU KNOW, ONE MOMENT, THINGS ARE SO FUCKED UP, 1527 01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:37,814 AND THEN YOU LOOK AT IT 1528 01:13:37,814 --> 01:13:39,415 FROM A TOTALLY DIFFERENT ANGLE, 1529 01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:41,417 AND THEN IT ALL MAKES SENSE. 1530 01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:44,420 YEAH. 1531 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:46,289 DID YOU EVER HEAR THAT SAYING, 1532 01:13:46,289 --> 01:13:47,857 "THIS TOO SHALL PASS"? 1533 01:13:47,857 --> 01:13:51,394 SURE, ALL THE TIME IN GROUP. 1534 01:13:51,394 --> 01:13:53,563 IN GROUP? 1535 01:13:53,563 --> 01:13:55,364 REHAB. OUTPATIENT. 1536 01:13:55,364 --> 01:13:57,033 I HAVE TO GO ONCE A WEEK. 1537 01:13:57,033 --> 01:13:59,569 IT'S KIND OF LIKE A.A. 1538 01:13:59,569 --> 01:14:05,241 OH, YEAH, YOU HAD TO GO TO HIGHGATE. 1539 01:14:05,241 --> 01:14:07,076 THAT MUST HAVE BEEN INTENSE. 1540 01:14:09,546 --> 01:14:11,180 INTENSE. 1541 01:14:13,750 --> 01:14:15,485 HOW LONG WERE YOU IN THERE? 1542 01:14:15,485 --> 01:14:17,887 UH, 90 DAYS. 1543 01:14:17,887 --> 01:14:20,323 BUT NOW I JUST HAVE TO GO ONCE A WEEK. 1544 01:14:20,323 --> 01:14:23,226 SEE, I'M REHABILITATED. 1545 01:14:26,763 --> 01:14:29,599 WELL, THEN, YOU SHOULDN'T DRINK. 1546 01:14:29,599 --> 01:14:31,200 ARE YOU GONNA DRINK? 1547 01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:33,603 NO. 1548 01:14:33,603 --> 01:14:36,606 OH, MAYBE. FUCK. 1549 01:14:41,344 --> 01:14:42,612 THAT WOULD SUCK 1550 01:14:42,612 --> 01:14:44,848 IF YOU HAD TO GO BACK TO REHAB. 1551 01:14:44,848 --> 01:14:47,216 YEAH, IT WOULD SUCK BIG TIME. 1552 01:14:47,216 --> 01:14:48,785 I'D KILL MYSELF FIRST. 1553 01:14:51,888 --> 01:14:55,324 IT WAS PRETTY BAD, HUH? 1554 01:14:55,324 --> 01:15:00,664 IT WAS LIKE HELL WITH WINDOWS. 1555 01:15:00,664 --> 01:15:04,000 THERE WAS SHIT ON THE WALLS, 1556 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:08,805 KIDS MY AGE SUCKING THEIR THUMBS. 1557 01:15:08,805 --> 01:15:12,475 I MEAN, EVERY DAY, I WOULD-- I'D WAKE UP IN MY CELL, 1558 01:15:12,475 --> 01:15:16,245 AND I'D THINK, MY PARENTS PUT ME HERE? 1559 01:15:16,245 --> 01:15:19,783 WHY? WHY? 1560 01:15:19,783 --> 01:15:25,021 BECAUSE I STAYED OUT ALL NIGHT ONE TIME. 1561 01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:29,458 BECAUSE I BROKE THE VCR WHEN I WAS DRUNK. 1562 01:15:29,458 --> 01:15:32,528 BECAUSE I WAS OUT OF CONTROL. 1563 01:15:35,565 --> 01:15:40,136 [SIGHS] I THOUGHT MY PARENTS LOVED ME. 1564 01:15:48,411 --> 01:15:50,814 HEY, DO YOU GOT ANY WATER? 1565 01:15:50,814 --> 01:15:54,784 AND SOME B-1? 1566 01:15:59,522 --> 01:16:02,091 [SHOUTING] HEY, WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO?! 1567 01:16:02,091 --> 01:16:05,561 HEY, HEY. OK? 1568 01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:07,063 SOR-SORRY, BRUCE. 1569 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:17,807 WE WERE ALL RIDING AROUND... 1570 01:16:17,807 --> 01:16:22,445 AND IT SUDDENLY HIT ME WHAT WE WERE DOING. 1571 01:16:22,445 --> 01:16:24,714 WE WERE GETTING OFF ON THE FACT 1572 01:16:24,714 --> 01:16:26,582 THAT WE'RE IN A CAR 1573 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:30,086 10 FEET LONGER THAN ALL THE REST. 1574 01:16:30,086 --> 01:16:34,057 AND I GOT OUT AND I JUST STARTED WALKING. 1575 01:16:34,057 --> 01:16:35,825 YEAH. 1576 01:16:38,862 --> 01:16:40,129 WELL, WHAT IT WAS-- 1577 01:16:40,129 --> 01:16:42,498 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO ADMIT IT, 1578 01:16:42,498 --> 01:16:44,333 BUT, YOU KNOW-- 1579 01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:49,272 I WAS JEALOUS OF PONY. 1580 01:16:49,272 --> 01:16:52,842 WELL, SURE. HE'S RICH, AND HE'S FAMOUS. 1581 01:16:52,842 --> 01:16:56,245 HE'S GOT EVERYTHING, AND YOU'VE GOT NOTHING. 1582 01:17:00,083 --> 01:17:05,221 YEAH, BUT... WHEN I WAS WALKING... 1583 01:17:05,221 --> 01:17:06,790 I REALIZED 1584 01:17:06,790 --> 01:17:10,626 THAT HE'S STUCK IN THAT LIMO 1585 01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:13,797 ALL THE TIME. 1586 01:17:13,797 --> 01:17:15,899 HE'S STUCK WITH THE INTERVIEWS. 1587 01:17:15,899 --> 01:17:17,934 HE'S STUCK WITH THE AUTOGRAPHS. 1588 01:17:17,934 --> 01:17:20,069 HE HAS TO DO WHATEVER HIS MANAGER 1589 01:17:20,069 --> 01:17:23,172 TELLS HIM TO DO, YOU KNOW? 1590 01:17:23,172 --> 01:17:25,041 HE'S NOT FREE. 1591 01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:26,642 HE'S JUST PART OF THE MACHINE, 1592 01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:27,911 AND IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 1593 01:17:27,911 --> 01:17:29,512 FREEDOM'S ALL THAT THERE REALLY IS. 1594 01:17:29,512 --> 01:17:32,015 YEAH, I GUESS. 1595 01:17:32,015 --> 01:17:34,550 YOU KNOW, IT USED TO SCARE ME SO MUCH 1596 01:17:34,550 --> 01:17:36,252 THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS COMING 1597 01:17:36,252 --> 01:17:37,253 IN MY LIFE. 1598 01:17:37,253 --> 01:17:38,387 MM-HMM. 1599 01:17:38,387 --> 01:17:39,388 YOU KNOW, LIKE, 1600 01:17:39,388 --> 01:17:41,090 I WOULD ALWAYS THINK, UH... 1601 01:17:41,090 --> 01:17:43,092 YOU KNOW, WHAT IF I MAKE THE WRONG MOVE? 1602 01:17:43,092 --> 01:17:47,030 BUT MAYBE THERE ISN'T ANY RIGHT MOVE. 1603 01:17:47,030 --> 01:17:49,498 YOU KNOW? I MEAN, LOOK AT US. 1604 01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:51,868 YOU KNOW? WE ALL DRESS THE SAME. 1605 01:17:51,868 --> 01:17:53,602 WE ALL TALK THE SAME. 1606 01:17:53,602 --> 01:17:56,505 WE ALL FUCK THE SAME. 1607 01:17:56,505 --> 01:17:58,374 WE ALL WATCH THE SAME TV. 1608 01:17:58,374 --> 01:17:59,642 NOBODY'S REALLY DIFFERENT, 1609 01:17:59,642 --> 01:18:01,845 EVEN IF THEY THINK THEY'RE DIFFERENT. 1610 01:18:01,845 --> 01:18:05,048 "OH, BOY, LOOK AT MY TATTOO," YOU KNOW? 1611 01:18:05,048 --> 01:18:08,985 AND, SEE, THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME FREE. 1612 01:18:08,985 --> 01:18:12,188 BECAUSE I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT, 1613 01:18:12,188 --> 01:18:15,725 AS LONG AS I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE RESULT. 1614 01:18:15,725 --> 01:18:18,194 ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. 1615 01:18:18,194 --> 01:18:23,199 IT IS NIGHT ON PLANET EARTH, 1616 01:18:23,199 --> 01:18:24,868 AND I'M ALIVE. 1617 01:18:26,836 --> 01:18:28,637 AND SOMEDAY, I'LL BE DEAD, 1618 01:18:28,637 --> 01:18:31,074 SOMEDAY, I'LL JUST BE BONES IN A BOX, 1619 01:18:31,074 --> 01:18:35,478 BUT RIGHT NOW I'M NOT. AND ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. 1620 01:18:35,478 --> 01:18:38,782 AND THAT'S WHY I CAN GO TO NEW YORK WITH SOOZE, 1621 01:18:38,782 --> 01:18:42,351 BECAUSE EACH MOMENT CAN JUST BE WHAT IT IS. 1622 01:18:42,351 --> 01:18:45,254 THERE'S NO FAILURE. THERE'S NO MISTAKE. 1623 01:18:45,254 --> 01:18:48,858 I JUST--I JUST GO THERE AND LIVE THERE, 1624 01:18:48,858 --> 01:18:51,227 AND WHAT HAPPENS HAPPENS. 1625 01:18:52,829 --> 01:18:57,967 AND SO, RIGHT NOW, I'M GETTING NAKED, 1626 01:18:57,967 --> 01:19:02,171 AND I'M NOT AFRAID. YOU KNOW? 1627 01:19:02,171 --> 01:19:04,473 I DON'T-- I DON'T NEED MONEY, MAN. 1628 01:19:04,473 --> 01:19:11,114 I DON'T EVEN NEED-- I DON'T EVEN NEED A FUTURE. 1629 01:19:11,114 --> 01:19:14,550 LIKE, I COULD KNOCK OUT ALL MY TEETH WITH A HAMMER. 1630 01:19:14,550 --> 01:19:16,820 SO WHAT? 1631 01:19:16,820 --> 01:19:20,189 YOU KNOW, I COULD POKE MY EYES OUT. 1632 01:19:20,189 --> 01:19:22,725 I'D STILL BE ALIVE, YOU KNOW? 1633 01:19:22,725 --> 01:19:23,993 AT LEAST I'D KNOW 1634 01:19:23,993 --> 01:19:25,128 THAT I WAS DOING SOMETHING REAL 1635 01:19:25,128 --> 01:19:27,296 FOR 2 OR 3 SECONDS, YOU KNOW? 1636 01:19:27,296 --> 01:19:28,832 IT'S ALL ABOUT FEAR. 1637 01:19:28,832 --> 01:19:31,334 AND I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE, MAN. 1638 01:19:31,334 --> 01:19:33,202 FUCK IT! 1639 01:19:33,202 --> 01:19:34,537 FUCK FEAR! 1640 01:19:40,676 --> 01:19:44,881 [CLAPPING] BRAVO, YOU SON OF A BITCH! 1641 01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:51,754 Pony: IS THAT JEFF? 1642 01:19:51,754 --> 01:19:53,489 Sooze: OH, MY GOD. 1643 01:19:53,489 --> 01:19:55,358 HEY, JEFF? 1644 01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:00,864 DO YOU... 1645 01:20:03,199 --> 01:20:05,401 DO YOU EVER WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, 1646 01:20:05,401 --> 01:20:10,840 AND YOU THINK, "WELL, HERE'S ANOTHER DAY." 1647 01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:12,141 YOU KNOW? 1648 01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:17,080 IT'S JUST LIKE THE LAST ONE. 1649 01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:22,485 I MEAN, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE, YOU KNOW? 1650 01:20:29,325 --> 01:20:31,394 YOU KNOW, MY MOM HAS THIS SAYING. 1651 01:20:31,394 --> 01:20:32,395 YEAH? 1652 01:20:32,395 --> 01:20:34,797 "DON'T WRITE ANY CHECKS YOU CAN'T CASH." 1653 01:20:34,797 --> 01:20:37,766 REALLY? WHAT ELSE DOES YOUR MOTHER SAY? 1654 01:20:37,766 --> 01:20:39,802 UM, THESE DAYS... 1655 01:20:39,802 --> 01:20:43,272 "GIVE ME THAT BOTTLE," MOSTLY. 1656 01:20:43,272 --> 01:20:44,540 Pony: OHH. 1657 01:20:45,774 --> 01:20:49,545 OH, HI. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS GOT LOST. 1658 01:20:49,545 --> 01:20:52,815 HEY, WHERE DID YOU GO? 1659 01:20:52,815 --> 01:20:54,550 WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 1660 01:20:54,550 --> 01:20:55,919 UH, HOME, YOU KNOW. 1661 01:20:55,919 --> 01:20:57,553 YEAH, I TALKED TO YOUR MOM. 1662 01:20:57,553 --> 01:20:58,988 I THINK I WOKE HER UP. 1663 01:20:58,988 --> 01:21:00,689 I HOPE I DIDN'T GET YOU IN TROUBLE. 1664 01:21:00,689 --> 01:21:02,091 YOU DIDN'T GET ME IN TROUBLE. 1665 01:21:02,091 --> 01:21:03,759 HEY, WHERE'S ERICA? 1666 01:21:03,759 --> 01:21:06,930 I DON'T KNOW. 1667 01:21:06,930 --> 01:21:08,331 GEE, JEFF, 1668 01:21:08,331 --> 01:21:10,366 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GO TAKE A PISS, 1669 01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:12,635 NOT JOIN SOME ALCOHOLIC NUDIST COLONY. 1670 01:21:12,635 --> 01:21:14,303 NO, NO. I JUST-- 1671 01:21:14,303 --> 01:21:16,372 I JUST GOT SICK AND TIRED 1672 01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:18,774 OF LISTENING TO THAT DEMO TAPE 1673 01:21:18,774 --> 01:21:20,843 OVER AND OVER AGAIN, YOU KNOW? 1674 01:21:20,843 --> 01:21:22,111 I MEAN, I FELT LIKE 1675 01:21:22,111 --> 01:21:23,646 A FUCKIN' GROUPIE, YOU KNOW? 1676 01:21:23,646 --> 01:21:27,383 MM, I ENJOYED THE RIDE. I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T. 1677 01:21:27,383 --> 01:21:31,887 BUT WAIT, SOOZE, NO. I DON'T WANNA FIGHT. 1678 01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:33,422 I'M SO SORRY. 1679 01:21:33,422 --> 01:21:34,690 WHAT? 1680 01:21:34,690 --> 01:21:36,592 NO, I MEAN IT. NO, LOOK, 1681 01:21:36,592 --> 01:21:37,893 WHEN I GOT OUT OF THE CAR, 1682 01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:39,862 I WALKED ALL THE WAY HERE, 1683 01:21:39,862 --> 01:21:42,465 AND I--AND I FIGURED SOMETHING OUT. 1684 01:21:42,465 --> 01:21:43,499 YEAH? 1685 01:21:43,499 --> 01:21:44,600 YEAH-- 1686 01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,202 HEY! 1687 01:21:46,202 --> 01:21:47,203 HEY! 1688 01:21:49,872 --> 01:21:54,843 ON BEHALF OF BURNFIELD, 1689 01:21:54,843 --> 01:21:58,347 I PRESENT TO YOU THE KEYS TO THE CITY! 1690 01:22:00,950 --> 01:22:03,052 [MUTTERING] 1691 01:22:05,054 --> 01:22:07,490 SO, HOW WAS THE RIDE, KIDS? 1692 01:22:07,490 --> 01:22:08,824 GREAT. 1693 01:22:08,824 --> 01:22:10,193 THRILLING? 1694 01:22:10,193 --> 01:22:11,894 IT WAS THE NICEST THING I'VE DONE IN A LONG TIME. 1695 01:22:11,894 --> 01:22:13,029 OH, THAT'S NICE FOR YOU. 1696 01:22:13,029 --> 01:22:14,697 WHERE'S ERICA? 1697 01:22:20,069 --> 01:22:21,270 YOU SEEN HER? 1698 01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:23,739 ERICA? 1699 01:22:23,739 --> 01:22:26,242 SHE SAID SHE WAS TIRED. SHE WENT BACK TO THE HOTEL. 1700 01:22:26,242 --> 01:22:27,810 OH. 1701 01:22:27,810 --> 01:22:29,078 HOW'D SHE GET BACK? 1702 01:22:29,078 --> 01:22:33,016 I CALLED BUCKY'S. I GOT HER A CAB. 1703 01:22:33,016 --> 01:22:34,183 IS THERE ANY HOT MUSTARD? 1704 01:22:34,183 --> 01:22:36,519 UM, I'M GONNA GO TO THE CAR FOR A 'SEC. 1705 01:22:36,519 --> 01:22:37,753 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1706 01:22:37,753 --> 01:22:39,288 THEY ARE OLD. WE ARE YOUNG. 1707 01:22:39,288 --> 01:22:40,456 THEY ARE FAST. WE ARE-- 1708 01:22:40,456 --> 01:22:42,758 JUST FUCK OFF, OK? FUCK OFF. 1709 01:22:42,758 --> 01:22:43,826 WAIT, SOOZE, 1710 01:22:43,826 --> 01:22:45,161 I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU, 'CAUSE I-- 1711 01:22:45,161 --> 01:22:48,297 GOD, YOU SMELL LIKE WHISKEY. 1712 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:51,467 NO, NO, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU. 1713 01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:52,935 IS THAT A THREAT? 1714 01:22:52,935 --> 01:22:56,072 I ATE A DOG WHEN I WAS IN THAILAND. 1715 01:22:56,072 --> 01:22:59,908 TASTED EXACTLY LIKE THIS SPARERIB. 1716 01:22:59,908 --> 01:23:00,943 WAIT, WAIT. 1717 01:23:00,943 --> 01:23:03,079 NO, I THOUGHT ABOUT NEW YORK. 1718 01:23:03,079 --> 01:23:04,347 FORGET ABOUT NEW YORK, JEFF. 1719 01:23:04,347 --> 01:23:06,149 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT NEW YORK ANYMORE. 1720 01:23:06,149 --> 01:23:07,483 THERE WAS THIS OTHER PLACE 1721 01:23:07,483 --> 01:23:08,484 WHERE THEY SERVED 1722 01:23:08,484 --> 01:23:10,719 LIVE MONKEY BRAINS. SWEAR TO GOD. 1723 01:23:10,719 --> 01:23:13,222 YOU WALK IN, THEY BRING THE LITTLE MONKEY OUT, 1724 01:23:13,222 --> 01:23:15,791 SHAVE ITS HEAD, CRACK IT OPEN, 1725 01:23:15,791 --> 01:23:19,728 AND YOU EAT ITS BRAINS WHILE IT'S STILL ALIVE. 1726 01:23:19,728 --> 01:23:21,197 I DIDN'T GO IN, THOUGH, 1727 01:23:21,197 --> 01:23:22,798 'CAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY, 1728 01:23:22,798 --> 01:23:25,534 AND MY MOM HAS A SAYING-- 1729 01:23:25,534 --> 01:23:28,637 "DON'T WRITE ANY CHECKS YOU CAN'T CASH." 1730 01:23:32,475 --> 01:23:34,143 TIM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1731 01:23:34,143 --> 01:23:38,114 ASK YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 1732 01:23:38,114 --> 01:23:40,216 WELL, I CALLED ERICA'S BEEPER. 1733 01:23:40,216 --> 01:23:41,950 THERE'S NO ANSWER. 1734 01:23:41,950 --> 01:23:44,620 SO WHAT ARE YOU, HER PIMP? 1735 01:23:44,620 --> 01:23:47,356 SHE SAID SHE MIGHT GO GET A DRINK FIRST. 1736 01:23:47,356 --> 01:23:49,024 WELL, I MEAN, SHE ALWAYS ANSWERS HER BEEPER. 1737 01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:51,827 PAL, SHE'S A BIG GIRL, YOU KNOW? 1738 01:23:51,827 --> 01:23:53,096 I'M SURE SHE'S ALL RIGHT. 1739 01:23:53,096 --> 01:23:55,464 YEAH? WELL, WHAT'D SHE SAY? 1740 01:23:55,464 --> 01:23:56,965 ABOUT WHAT? 1741 01:23:56,965 --> 01:23:59,502 ABOUT WHERE SHE WENT. I MEAN, WHAT BAR? 1742 01:23:59,502 --> 01:24:01,270 SHE DIDN'T SAY. 1743 01:24:01,270 --> 01:24:03,005 MAYBE SHE'S AT THE BAR AT THE HOTEL. 1744 01:24:03,005 --> 01:24:06,542 THE BAR AT THE HOTEL? SHE TOLD YOU THAT? 1745 01:24:08,444 --> 01:24:10,846 WHAT DID SHE SAY EXACTLY? 1746 01:24:10,846 --> 01:24:12,981 WELL, DAD, 1747 01:24:12,981 --> 01:24:16,819 SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO SUCK MY COCK. 1748 01:24:16,819 --> 01:24:18,254 OK. 1749 01:24:18,254 --> 01:24:21,557 SHE SAID YOU MIGHT WANT TO SUCK MY COCK, TOO. 1750 01:24:21,557 --> 01:24:23,826 Sooze: TIM, WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? 1751 01:24:23,826 --> 01:24:24,860 I THINK I GOTTA GO. 1752 01:24:24,860 --> 01:24:26,395 Jeff: SEE YA LATER. 1753 01:24:26,395 --> 01:24:28,731 WHAT? OH, COME ON! YOU'RE NOT GONNA SUCK MY COCK? 1754 01:24:30,566 --> 01:24:32,135 FUCK YOU, MAN. 1755 01:24:34,036 --> 01:24:35,638 I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU! 1756 01:24:35,638 --> 01:24:37,640 OK, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1757 01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:40,609 WATCH YOUR FUCKIN' LANGUAGE, ALL RIGHT? 1758 01:24:40,609 --> 01:24:41,610 OR I MIGHT HAVE TO. 1759 01:24:41,610 --> 01:24:44,012 WHATEVER. 1760 01:24:44,012 --> 01:24:46,449 OH, COME ON, PONY. I'M JUST KIDDING. 1761 01:24:46,449 --> 01:24:48,517 WOW, YOU ROCK STARS ARE REALLY SENSITIVE, HUH? 1762 01:24:48,517 --> 01:24:49,785 YOU KNOW,THERE'S A LIFE ON THE ROAD? 1763 01:24:49,785 --> 01:24:51,887 DON'T DO THAT, MAN, OK? 1764 01:24:51,887 --> 01:24:53,122 COULD YOU GIVE ME A RIDE? 1765 01:24:53,122 --> 01:24:55,191 OH, YES! YEAH, MAN, GIVE HER THE RIDE. 1766 01:24:55,191 --> 01:24:57,160 THE OLD PONY RIDE BACK TO THE HOTEL. 1767 01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:58,394 [MAKES CREAKING SOUND] 1768 01:24:58,394 --> 01:25:00,296 TIM, GO THROW UP SOMEWHERE. 1769 01:25:00,296 --> 01:25:01,897 YOU KNOW, MAN, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS 1770 01:25:01,897 --> 01:25:03,166 WHAT I DO, OK? 1771 01:25:03,166 --> 01:25:04,500 IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS? 1772 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:05,401 YEAH. 1773 01:25:05,401 --> 01:25:06,435 OH, OK. IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 1774 01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:07,570 SO, YOU'RE TRYING TO FUCK 1775 01:25:07,570 --> 01:25:08,904 MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND, 1776 01:25:08,904 --> 01:25:10,038 THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 1777 01:25:10,038 --> 01:25:12,408 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1778 01:25:12,408 --> 01:25:13,909 NOBODY'S FUCKING ANYBODY. 1779 01:25:13,909 --> 01:25:15,511 NO, SEE, NEIL, 1780 01:25:15,511 --> 01:25:17,846 IF YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ONE OF MY FRIENDS, 1781 01:25:17,846 --> 01:25:20,249 THEN YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME. 1782 01:25:20,249 --> 01:25:21,250 DON'T DO THAT. 1783 01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:23,852 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? HMM? 1784 01:25:23,852 --> 01:25:25,053 IF YOU HIT ME, 1785 01:25:25,053 --> 01:25:26,855 MY MANAGER WILL SLAP AN ASSAULT CHARGE 1786 01:25:26,855 --> 01:25:29,192 ON YOUR ASS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY A.A., OK? 1787 01:25:29,192 --> 01:25:30,326 YOUR MANAGER? 1788 01:25:30,326 --> 01:25:32,728 YEAH, MAN, MY MANAGER AND MY LAWYER. 1789 01:25:32,728 --> 01:25:34,230 WELL, JUST, YOU KNOW, HAVE 'EM CALL ME. 1790 01:25:34,230 --> 01:25:35,364 YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME, RIGHT? 1791 01:25:35,364 --> 01:25:38,133 OH, YEAH, DRUNK ON THE CORNER, MAN. 1792 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:39,835 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU BUY ANOTHER BEER? 1793 01:25:39,835 --> 01:25:41,003 IT'S ON ME, OK? 1794 01:25:41,003 --> 01:25:43,872 THANKS, MAN. 1795 01:25:43,872 --> 01:25:44,940 I'LL BE IN THE CAR, OK? 1796 01:25:44,940 --> 01:25:47,075 WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE, SOOZE. 1797 01:25:47,075 --> 01:25:48,076 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1798 01:25:48,076 --> 01:25:49,512 I'M LEAVING. 1799 01:25:49,512 --> 01:25:51,414 IS THAT ALL RIGHT WITH YOU? DO I HAVE YOUR PERMISSION? 1800 01:25:51,414 --> 01:25:52,815 MAYBE YOU WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT. 1801 01:25:52,815 --> 01:25:53,949 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1802 01:25:53,949 --> 01:25:55,718 FOR A RIDE. 1803 01:25:55,718 --> 01:25:56,719 WAIT, AWAY? 1804 01:25:56,719 --> 01:26:00,989 YES, JEFF, AWAY. AWAY, AWAY, AWAY. 1805 01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:02,124 TO HIS HOTEL? 1806 01:26:02,124 --> 01:26:03,526 SHIT, JEFF! 1807 01:26:03,526 --> 01:26:05,093 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE COULD GO TO THE-- 1808 01:26:05,093 --> 01:26:06,829 SO YOU CAN DO AN ALBUM COVER? 1809 01:26:06,829 --> 01:26:07,996 I'VE RUN OUT OF WORDS. 1810 01:26:07,996 --> 01:26:09,732 WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 1811 01:26:09,732 --> 01:26:12,000 I DON'T KNOW. 1812 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,168 AND I DON'T CARE THAT I DON'T KNOW. 1813 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:16,305 WHAT--WHAT ABOUT US? 1814 01:26:16,305 --> 01:26:18,407 WHAT ABOUT US? 1815 01:26:18,407 --> 01:26:20,743 I'M MOVING AWAY AND YOU'RE STAYING HERE. 1816 01:26:20,743 --> 01:26:22,010 NO, MAYBE NOT, THOUGH. 1817 01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:23,612 THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY. 1818 01:26:23,612 --> 01:26:24,680 MAYBE NOT? 1819 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,181 YOU THINK THAT I'M WITH SOMEBODY ELSE 1820 01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:27,182 AND NOW IT'S MAYBE NOT? 1821 01:26:27,182 --> 01:26:28,484 OH, NO, NO, NO! 1822 01:26:28,484 --> 01:26:29,852 YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE! 1823 01:26:29,852 --> 01:26:32,020 WAIT, NO, I--LOOK, SOOZE, I FIGURED SOMETHING OUT. 1824 01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:35,023 YOU DID, HUH? GOOD FOR YOU. 1825 01:26:35,023 --> 01:26:37,059 OH, FUCK IT, MAN! 1826 01:26:37,059 --> 01:26:38,193 FUCK IT! 1827 01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:39,895 YOU KNOW WHAT? GO WITH HIM. 1828 01:26:39,895 --> 01:26:41,230 JUST GO WITH HIM. 1829 01:26:41,230 --> 01:26:42,598 IN THE LIMO! 1830 01:26:42,598 --> 01:26:46,168 YOUR COVERS AND ALL THAT SHIT. 1831 01:26:46,168 --> 01:26:47,603 BYE, JEFF. 1832 01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:50,806 GO. 1833 01:26:50,806 --> 01:26:52,207 WHAT? 1834 01:26:52,207 --> 01:26:54,310 JUST GO. 1835 01:26:56,044 --> 01:26:58,714 YOU REALLY SUCK. YOU KNOW THAT? 1836 01:26:58,714 --> 01:27:00,749 JUST GO. 1837 01:27:22,805 --> 01:27:25,308 TO WOMEN. 1838 01:27:32,047 --> 01:27:33,749 THEY'RE ALL WHORES. 1839 01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:40,289 LET US NOT FORGET WHAT CHENOWSKY SAID. 1840 01:27:42,224 --> 01:27:45,694 "THE GREATEST MEN ARE THE MOST ALONE." 1841 01:27:48,497 --> 01:27:51,367 AND WITHOUT SUFFERING, JEFFREY, 1842 01:27:51,367 --> 01:27:54,970 YOU WILL NEVER GAIN WISDOM. 1843 01:27:54,970 --> 01:27:56,505 I'M NOT SUFFERING. 1844 01:27:56,505 --> 01:27:58,941 YOU KNOW, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. 1845 01:28:02,177 --> 01:28:03,712 GOOD. 1846 01:28:03,712 --> 01:28:05,981 THAT'S GOOD. 1847 01:28:16,659 --> 01:28:19,962 * SHE'S THE ONE I LIVE FOR * 1848 01:28:19,962 --> 01:28:24,700 * I LIVE ALONE, I LIVE ALONE... * 1849 01:28:27,536 --> 01:28:30,873 * SHE'S THE ONE I LIVE FOR * 1850 01:28:30,873 --> 01:28:33,141 * I LIVE ALONE * 1851 01:28:33,141 --> 01:28:36,679 * SHE'S THE ONE I LIVE FOR * 1852 01:28:36,679 --> 01:28:40,949 * I LIVE ALONE, I LIVE ALONE * 1853 01:28:40,949 --> 01:28:45,053 * I LIVE ALONE, I LIVE ALONE... * 1854 01:28:57,500 --> 01:29:01,470 YOU KNOW, I--I REALIZE SOMETHING NOW, MAN. 1855 01:29:01,470 --> 01:29:03,906 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 1856 01:29:03,906 --> 01:29:09,712 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT JEALOUS OF PONY OR, YOU KNOW... 1857 01:29:09,712 --> 01:29:10,979 I MEAN... 1858 01:29:10,979 --> 01:29:12,180 YEAH. 1859 01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:14,282 YEAH, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. 1860 01:29:14,282 --> 01:29:16,184 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 1861 01:29:16,184 --> 01:29:17,786 YOU KNOW. 1862 01:29:17,786 --> 01:29:22,357 THE GUY PROBABLY HAS HIS ARM AROUND HER RIGHT NOW. 1863 01:29:22,357 --> 01:29:26,429 HOLDING HER CLOSE... 1864 01:29:26,429 --> 01:29:29,632 NUDGING HER TITTY WITH HIS ELBOW, 1865 01:29:29,632 --> 01:29:32,200 TALKING ABOUT THE DEEP SIGNIFICANCE 1866 01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:33,335 OF HIS MUSIC 1867 01:29:33,335 --> 01:29:34,737 WHILE SHE LOOKS UP AT HIM 1868 01:29:34,737 --> 01:29:36,539 WITH HER BIG BROWN EYES. 1869 01:29:39,174 --> 01:29:40,476 IN A FEW MINUTES, 1870 01:29:40,476 --> 01:29:43,078 THEY'LL BE BACK AT THE FOUR SEASONS. 1871 01:29:43,078 --> 01:29:44,046 HAVE YOU EVER-- 1872 01:29:44,046 --> 01:29:47,282 YOU EVER STAYED IN ONE OF THOSE PLACES? 1873 01:29:47,282 --> 01:29:49,452 NO. 1874 01:29:49,452 --> 01:29:51,487 WELL...[CHUCKLES] 1875 01:29:51,487 --> 01:29:53,388 IT AIN'T NO PUP TENT IN THE GARAGE, 1876 01:29:53,388 --> 01:29:54,957 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1877 01:29:56,224 --> 01:29:58,393 FUCK. 1878 01:29:58,393 --> 01:30:00,763 SO THEY'LL TALK AND TALK. 1879 01:30:00,763 --> 01:30:03,231 THEY'LL PROBABLY TALK ALL NIGHT, 1880 01:30:03,231 --> 01:30:04,867 AND, OH, THEY'LL DECIDE 1881 01:30:04,867 --> 01:30:07,102 THAT THEY'RE GONNA SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER, 1882 01:30:07,102 --> 01:30:08,070 RIGHT, BUT, YOU KNOW, 1883 01:30:08,070 --> 01:30:09,972 THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THEIR UNDERWEAR ON, 1884 01:30:09,972 --> 01:30:13,241 AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING. 1885 01:30:13,241 --> 01:30:16,311 BY 6 A.M., 1886 01:30:16,311 --> 01:30:19,014 HE'S PARKING THE PINK CADILLAC. 1887 01:30:20,382 --> 01:30:21,750 [LAUGHS] 1888 01:30:23,185 --> 01:30:25,053 FUCK. 1889 01:30:27,055 --> 01:30:29,157 YOU KNOW, THERE'S REALLY ONLY ONE ANSWER. 1890 01:30:32,127 --> 01:30:34,463 WHAT? 1891 01:30:34,463 --> 01:30:38,934 ANARCHY, MY FRIEND. 1892 01:30:38,934 --> 01:30:40,636 FUCK 'EM. 1893 01:30:40,636 --> 01:30:43,539 KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1894 01:30:43,539 --> 01:30:44,840 YEAH. FUCK 'EM. 1895 01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:46,542 NO, NO. SAY IT LIKE THIS: 1896 01:30:46,542 --> 01:30:48,376 FUCK 'EM! 1897 01:30:48,376 --> 01:30:49,578 FUCK 'EM! 1898 01:30:51,279 --> 01:30:54,282 FUCK 'EM ALL, MAN! 1899 01:30:54,282 --> 01:30:56,685 YES! YOU'RE LEARNING, KID! 1900 01:30:56,685 --> 01:30:59,755 THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'RE LEARNING! 1901 01:31:03,091 --> 01:31:04,092 [SIREN WHOOPS] 1902 01:31:09,264 --> 01:31:11,166 OH, IT'S THE MAN. 1903 01:31:15,270 --> 01:31:16,404 WHAT'S UP, GUYS? 1904 01:31:16,404 --> 01:31:18,040 OH, YOU KNOW, JUST... 1905 01:31:18,040 --> 01:31:20,709 ADMIRING THE SCENERY, YOU KNOW? 1906 01:31:20,709 --> 01:31:22,678 THIS ONE. HE CAUSES ALL THE TROUBLE. 1907 01:31:22,678 --> 01:31:25,080 BEEN DRINKING AGAIN, TIMMY BOY? 1908 01:31:25,080 --> 01:31:28,884 YOU WERE A SHITTY LINEMAN, AND NOW YOU'RE A SHITTY COP. 1909 01:31:28,884 --> 01:31:30,619 YEAH, BLOW ME. I'M DRUNK. 1910 01:31:30,619 --> 01:31:32,187 OK. COME ON. 1911 01:31:32,187 --> 01:31:33,355 IT'S TIME TO SLOW DOWN. 1912 01:31:33,355 --> 01:31:34,456 WHO'S GONNA SLOW ME DOWN? 1913 01:31:34,456 --> 01:31:35,958 YOU, YOU FAT PIG? 1914 01:31:35,958 --> 01:31:36,759 [LAUGHS] 1915 01:31:36,759 --> 01:31:37,793 ALL RIGHT. GET IN THE CAR 1916 01:31:37,793 --> 01:31:38,861 BEFORE I HAVE TO EMBARRASS YOU 1917 01:31:38,861 --> 01:31:40,095 IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIEND. 1918 01:31:40,095 --> 01:31:42,297 HEY, GARY, HOW'S THE DIVORCE COMING? 1919 01:31:42,297 --> 01:31:43,498 [LAUGHS] 1920 01:31:43,498 --> 01:31:46,101 CUFF HIM AND STUFF HIM. 1921 01:31:46,101 --> 01:31:47,502 OK. 1922 01:31:47,502 --> 01:31:48,837 [RATCHETS HANDCUFFS] 1923 01:31:55,010 --> 01:31:56,378 INSIDE. OK. 1924 01:31:56,378 --> 01:31:57,512 GONNA GO FOR A RIDE. 1925 01:31:57,512 --> 01:32:00,182 [LAUGHING] 1926 01:32:00,182 --> 01:32:01,884 OK, I'M GONNA NEED TO MAKE A REPORT HERE. 1927 01:32:01,884 --> 01:32:03,886 YOU WANNA TELL ME WHAT TIME ALL THIS STARTED 1928 01:32:03,886 --> 01:32:05,253 AND WHAT EXACTLY OCCURRED? 1929 01:32:05,253 --> 01:32:06,589 HE'S DRUNK. UH-HUH. 1930 01:32:06,589 --> 01:32:08,691 HE CAUSED PROBLEMS. HE WAS HERE EARLIER. 1931 01:32:08,691 --> 01:32:10,559 Timmy: HEY, JEFF. 1932 01:32:11,459 --> 01:32:12,661 YEAH. 1933 01:32:15,297 --> 01:32:17,566 YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUT, MAN. 1934 01:32:17,566 --> 01:32:20,168 I'M IN TROUBLE. 1935 01:32:20,168 --> 01:32:21,937 OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. 1936 01:32:21,937 --> 01:32:23,572 THIS IS NO BIG DEAL, YOU KNOW. 1937 01:32:23,572 --> 01:32:25,240 I CAN COME DOWN AND GET YOU OUT. 1938 01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:29,778 NO. NO. I'M NOT-- I'M NOT TALKIN' ABOUT THIS. 1939 01:32:32,915 --> 01:32:35,417 I DID A BAD THING, JEFF. 1940 01:32:35,417 --> 01:32:37,552 WHAT? WHAT'D YOU DO? 1941 01:32:40,255 --> 01:32:42,057 THAT CHICK ERICA? 1942 01:32:44,793 --> 01:32:47,229 WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? 1943 01:32:47,229 --> 01:32:52,968 WELL, YOU KNOW, I TOOK HER OUT TO THE VAN, YOU KNOW. 1944 01:32:52,968 --> 01:32:55,738 IT WAS GOING ALL HOT AND HEAVY AND... 1945 01:32:57,973 --> 01:33:01,710 SHE STARTED HANGING ON ME, YOU KNOW? 1946 01:33:01,710 --> 01:33:03,045 THEN SHE STARTED CRYING. 1947 01:33:03,045 --> 01:33:07,683 "TIM, TIM. WHAT'S THE MATTER? I LOVE YOU. 1948 01:33:07,683 --> 01:33:10,285 DON'T GO." 1949 01:33:10,285 --> 01:33:15,257 AND I WAS JUST... LOOKING AT HER STUPID FACE 1950 01:33:15,257 --> 01:33:19,361 AND HER STUPID EYES 1951 01:33:19,361 --> 01:33:22,164 AND HER STUPID MOUTH, 1952 01:33:22,164 --> 01:33:26,702 AND I WAS FILLED WITH DISGUST, MAN. 1953 01:33:26,702 --> 01:33:28,070 AND I FUCKIN'... 1954 01:33:29,638 --> 01:33:31,573 OH, MAN, I REALLY... 1955 01:33:31,573 --> 01:33:33,375 WHAT'D YOU DO? 1956 01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:37,612 I HIT HER. 1957 01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:39,081 YOU HIT HER? 1958 01:33:41,383 --> 01:33:43,185 OH, MAN. WAIT--WAIT A MINUTE. 1959 01:33:43,185 --> 01:33:44,920 WHY'D YOU HIT HER? 1960 01:33:44,920 --> 01:33:47,956 'CAUSE I WAS FUCKED UP, MAN. 1961 01:33:50,993 --> 01:33:55,964 I JUST KEPT HITTING HER TILL SHE DIDN'T MOVE ANYMORE. 1962 01:33:55,964 --> 01:33:57,365 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 1963 01:33:57,365 --> 01:33:59,034 SHE'S UNCONSCIOUS? 1964 01:34:01,203 --> 01:34:03,005 GO LOOK, MAN. 1965 01:34:03,005 --> 01:34:06,074 GO LOOK. GO SEE FOR YOURSELF, IF YOU GOT THE GUTS. 1966 01:34:08,977 --> 01:34:10,378 FUCK. 1967 01:34:40,208 --> 01:34:43,946 YOU KNOW, THIS... 1968 01:34:43,946 --> 01:34:45,613 WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE. 1969 01:34:45,613 --> 01:34:49,885 I DON'T KNOW. 1970 01:34:49,885 --> 01:34:52,154 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT FOR YOU. 1971 01:34:52,154 --> 01:34:53,155 YOU KNOW? 1972 01:34:54,556 --> 01:34:56,091 YOU SEEM LIKE A SMART GUY. 1973 01:34:58,827 --> 01:35:00,595 YEAH, WELL, THANK YOU FOR THE ADVICE, 1974 01:35:00,595 --> 01:35:03,766 BUT YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ME. 1975 01:35:03,766 --> 01:35:06,168 OH, IT'S VERY COMPLICATED, HUH? 1976 01:35:06,168 --> 01:35:08,003 THAT'S RIGHT. 1977 01:35:08,003 --> 01:35:10,138 COMPLICATED OR NOT, 1978 01:35:10,138 --> 01:35:11,606 LIFE MOVES ON. 1979 01:35:11,606 --> 01:35:13,441 HMM? 1980 01:36:06,161 --> 01:36:07,395 ERICA? 1981 01:37:13,195 --> 01:37:14,196 HEY! 1982 01:37:15,931 --> 01:37:19,101 WHOA. YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT. 1983 01:37:19,101 --> 01:37:20,668 YOU BEEN HOME YET? 1984 01:37:20,668 --> 01:37:22,537 NO. 1985 01:37:22,537 --> 01:37:24,339 NO. ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU KNOW, 1986 01:37:24,339 --> 01:37:26,774 WE NEED A HOT CUP OF COFFEE. HANG ON. 1987 01:37:26,774 --> 01:37:28,243 OOH! HEY. 1988 01:37:28,243 --> 01:37:29,777 I WAS UP ALL NIGHT, TOO, MAN. 1989 01:37:29,777 --> 01:37:34,582 A LONG, LONG, LONG... 1990 01:37:34,582 --> 01:37:37,052 NIGHT. HEH. 1991 01:37:59,741 --> 01:38:04,479 HI, UH...YEAH. I'D LIKE TO REPORT-- 1992 01:38:04,479 --> 01:38:06,048 WHAT? 1993 01:38:07,215 --> 01:38:10,986 NO. YEAH, NO. I'D LIKE TO REPORT A CRIME. 1994 01:38:13,021 --> 01:38:15,323 NO, I CAN'T HOLD. I DON'T-- 1995 01:38:15,323 --> 01:38:16,324 ALL RIGHT. 1996 01:38:22,764 --> 01:38:23,999 HEY. 1997 01:38:23,999 --> 01:38:26,368 ARE YOU TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF SOOZE? 1998 01:38:26,368 --> 01:38:27,502 NO. 1999 01:38:27,502 --> 01:38:29,171 OH. ALL RIGHT. 2000 01:38:35,443 --> 01:38:36,511 GOD. 2001 01:38:43,418 --> 01:38:45,420 [SINGS HIGH NOTE] 2002 01:38:45,420 --> 01:38:46,654 [LAUGHS] 2003 01:38:46,654 --> 01:38:50,058 IT'S GONNA BE A BEAUTIFUL FUCKIN' DAY, MAN. 2004 01:38:59,801 --> 01:39:00,935 [CLEARS THROAT] 2005 01:39:00,935 --> 01:39:03,771 OH, GOD. 2006 01:39:03,771 --> 01:39:05,473 10...9... 2007 01:39:05,473 --> 01:39:06,941 8...7... 2008 01:39:06,941 --> 01:39:08,076 6... 2009 01:39:08,076 --> 01:39:10,078 5-4-3-2... 2010 01:39:15,950 --> 01:39:18,853 YEAH. YEAH. IT'S OK FOR YOU. 2011 01:39:18,853 --> 01:39:21,156 IT'S OK. ENJOY YOURSELF. 2012 01:39:26,228 --> 01:39:27,362 ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 2013 01:39:27,362 --> 01:39:28,630 IT'S OK. 2014 01:39:28,630 --> 01:39:31,766 GLAD IT'S OK. 2015 01:39:31,766 --> 01:39:33,301 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 2016 01:39:33,301 --> 01:39:34,602 WHEN I GET MY ENGINEERING DEGREE 2017 01:39:34,602 --> 01:39:36,604 AND I'M SWIMMING IN MY SWIMMING POOL, 2018 01:39:36,604 --> 01:39:37,939 IT'LL BE VERY FUCKING OK. 2019 01:39:37,939 --> 01:39:40,042 UM, IF YOU'RE TALKING TO ME, 2020 01:39:40,042 --> 01:39:41,176 COULD YOU MAKE SOME SENSE, 2021 01:39:41,176 --> 01:39:44,712 'CAUSE I DON'T SPEAK SWAHILI. 2022 01:39:44,712 --> 01:39:47,682 IN 2 MORE YEARS, I'LL HAVE AN ENGINEERING DEGREE. 2023 01:39:47,682 --> 01:39:48,816 WE'LL SELL THE STORE. 2024 01:39:48,816 --> 01:39:50,018 WE'LL MOVE AWAY FROM BURNFIELD 2025 01:39:50,018 --> 01:39:52,787 AND THE STORE AND YOU, STANDING HERE. 2026 01:39:52,787 --> 01:39:55,557 GOOD. SEE YA LATER. 2027 01:39:55,557 --> 01:39:57,525 YOU'RE A DRUNK... 2028 01:39:57,525 --> 01:39:58,726 AND AN IDIOT. 2029 01:40:02,330 --> 01:40:03,465 [SIGHS] 2030 01:40:03,465 --> 01:40:07,102 YOUR WIFE SUCKS MY COCK EVERY NIGHT, 2031 01:40:07,102 --> 01:40:10,872 SWALLOWS MY CUM, AND LOVES IT. 2032 01:40:10,872 --> 01:40:12,940 THAT'S OK. 2033 01:40:12,940 --> 01:40:16,678 YEAH, IT'S OK. YOU KNOW? 2034 01:40:16,678 --> 01:40:18,346 WE HAVE A SAYING BACK HOME. 2035 01:40:18,346 --> 01:40:20,548 "EITHER THE SALT IS ROTTEN 2036 01:40:20,548 --> 01:40:22,517 OR THE MEAT." 2037 01:40:26,388 --> 01:40:29,224 YEAH, WELL, UH, YOU'RE NOT SO SMART, CHIEF, 2038 01:40:29,224 --> 01:40:32,660 'CAUSE I'M MOVING OUT TO L.A. 2039 01:40:32,660 --> 01:40:33,961 AH, THAT'S NICE. 2040 01:40:33,961 --> 01:40:35,363 THEY HAVE MANY CONVENIENCE STORES THERE 2041 01:40:35,363 --> 01:40:37,399 FOR YOU TO STAND IN FRONT OF. 2042 01:40:39,867 --> 01:40:41,303 YEAH. 2043 01:40:45,607 --> 01:40:46,608 HEY. 2044 01:40:46,608 --> 01:40:48,276 GET AHOLD OF SOOZE? 2045 01:40:49,244 --> 01:40:52,046 UH, NO. I WASN'T TRYING. 2046 01:40:54,249 --> 01:40:57,285 SHE WAS AT THE FOUR SEASONS LAST NIGHT, MAN, 2047 01:40:57,285 --> 01:41:01,689 BUT YOU SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 2048 01:41:01,689 --> 01:41:03,024 NO, I-I'M NOT WORRIED. I'M NOT WORRIED. 2049 01:41:03,024 --> 01:41:06,228 'CAUSE LIFE IS TOO SHORT, YOU KNOW? 2050 01:41:06,228 --> 01:41:09,131 I'M NOT WORRIED. 2051 01:41:09,131 --> 01:41:10,465 GOOD. 2052 01:41:14,536 --> 01:41:15,537 UH, BUFF... 2053 01:41:16,871 --> 01:41:19,274 I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING, 2054 01:41:19,274 --> 01:41:21,409 AND, UH, YOU GOTTA-- 2055 01:41:21,409 --> 01:41:23,245 YOU GOTTA-- YOU GOTTA PROMISE 2056 01:41:23,245 --> 01:41:25,113 NOT TO TELL ANYONE, ALL RIGHT? 2057 01:41:25,113 --> 01:41:26,281 SURE. 2058 01:41:26,281 --> 01:41:28,983 NO, I--I MEAN-- I MEAN NO ONE. 2059 01:41:28,983 --> 01:41:30,017 HEY, YOU KNOW ME. 2060 01:41:30,017 --> 01:41:31,619 BUFF, LOOK AT ME FOR A SECOND. 2061 01:41:31,619 --> 01:41:33,355 THIS IS SERIOUS. 2062 01:41:35,723 --> 01:41:36,724 YEAH? 2063 01:41:40,728 --> 01:41:41,729 UH... 2064 01:41:44,166 --> 01:41:45,400 LAST NIGHT-- 2065 01:41:45,400 --> 01:41:47,835 YEAH, I SHOULD HAVE STUCK UP FOR YOU, MAN. 2066 01:41:47,835 --> 01:41:49,237 I KNOW. YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 2067 01:41:49,237 --> 01:41:50,972 SHE'S YOUR OLD LADY. NO. 2068 01:41:50,972 --> 01:41:53,175 I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT THAT. 2069 01:41:53,175 --> 01:41:55,177 BUT I WAS BUSY, YOU KNOW? 2070 01:41:55,177 --> 01:41:57,845 LOOK, THIS IS NOT ABOUT SOOZE, ALL RIGHT? 2071 01:41:59,914 --> 01:42:01,149 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 2072 01:42:01,149 --> 01:42:02,750 SHE STAYED AT THE FOUR SEASONS 2073 01:42:02,750 --> 01:42:03,985 LAST NIGHT WITH PONY? 2074 01:42:03,985 --> 01:42:07,021 YEAH. WE ALL STAYED AT THE FOUR SEASONS, MAN. 2075 01:42:07,021 --> 01:42:08,690 IT WAS PARTY TIME! 2076 01:42:08,690 --> 01:42:11,859 HEY. I HUNG OUT WITH DANNY, PONY'S MANAGER, 2077 01:42:11,859 --> 01:42:14,028 A REALLY NICE GUY. 2078 01:42:14,028 --> 01:42:15,230 WE TALKED ABOUT THE VIDEO. 2079 01:42:15,230 --> 01:42:17,465 THEY WANT A RAW LOOK, SOMETHING FRESH. 2080 01:42:17,465 --> 01:42:20,502 DANNY SAID IF I CAN CAPTURE THE REALITY OF BURNFIELD, 2081 01:42:20,502 --> 01:42:21,869 IT'D MAKE A GREAT TAPE. 2082 01:42:21,869 --> 01:42:24,005 OK, BUFF, LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND, ALL RIGHT? 2083 01:42:24,005 --> 01:42:25,273 NO, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY. 2084 01:42:25,273 --> 01:42:26,708 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MAKING A VIDEO, 2085 01:42:26,708 --> 01:42:29,944 BUT THAT'S A PLUS, BECAUSE SINCE I'M JUST STARTING OUT, 2086 01:42:29,944 --> 01:42:31,979 I'VE GOT A FRESH POINT OF VIEW, 2087 01:42:31,979 --> 01:42:33,381 AND THAT'S GOOD FOR, YOU KNOW, 2088 01:42:33,381 --> 01:42:35,417 MARKETING, DEMOGRAPHICS. 2089 01:42:35,417 --> 01:42:36,584 BUFF, LISTEN TO ME-- 2090 01:42:36,584 --> 01:42:38,786 I'D DO IT FOR FREE, JUST FOR MY REEL. 2091 01:42:38,786 --> 01:42:40,488 BUFF, CAN YOU LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND? 2092 01:42:40,488 --> 01:42:41,956 AND GUESS WHO SHOWED UP. 2093 01:42:41,956 --> 01:42:43,157 SHUT UP! 2094 01:42:44,359 --> 01:42:48,296 LOOK, LOOK, ALL RIGHT? TIM IS IN TROUBLE. 2095 01:42:48,296 --> 01:42:51,199 I KNOW, MAN. 2096 01:42:51,199 --> 01:42:53,235 YOU KNOW? 2097 01:42:53,235 --> 01:42:55,169 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU. 2098 01:42:55,169 --> 01:42:56,371 THAT CHICK ERICA? 2099 01:42:56,371 --> 01:42:57,672 THEY'RE LOOKING FOR HER? 2100 01:42:57,672 --> 01:43:01,243 NO, MAN. SHE SHOWED UP LAST NIGHT AT THE HOTEL. 2101 01:43:01,243 --> 01:43:03,778 WE HAD THIS GREAT TIME TOGETHER. 2102 01:43:03,778 --> 01:43:06,948 I STAYED IN HER ROOM LAST NIGHT, MAN. 2103 01:43:06,948 --> 01:43:08,182 WHAT CAN I SAY? 2104 01:43:08,182 --> 01:43:10,385 [IMITATES BEDSPRINGS SQUEAKING] 2105 01:43:11,653 --> 01:43:13,588 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 2106 01:43:13,588 --> 01:43:15,790 YOU SAW ERICA LAST NIGHT? 2107 01:43:15,790 --> 01:43:20,995 YEAH, I SAW ALL OF ERICA LAST NIGHT, MAN. 2108 01:43:20,995 --> 01:43:22,196 [HUMMING] 2109 01:43:25,967 --> 01:43:27,269 BUFF... 2110 01:43:27,269 --> 01:43:30,071 YOU GOTTA STOP MAKING SHIT UP. 2111 01:43:30,071 --> 01:43:31,806 IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. 2112 01:43:40,848 --> 01:43:42,116 SURE IT DID, MAN. 2113 01:43:42,116 --> 01:43:43,651 NO, IT DIDN'T, BUFF. 2114 01:43:47,255 --> 01:43:49,357 WAIT. 2115 01:43:49,357 --> 01:43:50,558 HEY, MAN. 2116 01:43:52,760 --> 01:43:55,029 NO SHIT, MAN. 2117 01:43:55,029 --> 01:43:57,231 ERICA IS IN THE VAN BACK THERE. 2118 01:43:57,231 --> 01:43:58,433 WHAT? 2119 01:43:58,433 --> 01:44:00,768 I FOUND THIS ON THE WAY BACK THERE. 2120 01:44:00,768 --> 01:44:02,036 SHE'S IN THE VAN. 2121 01:44:02,036 --> 01:44:03,438 WHAT'S SHE DOIN' IN THE VAN? 2122 01:44:03,438 --> 01:44:06,007 BUFF, SHE'S DEAD. 2123 01:44:07,409 --> 01:44:08,576 SHE'S DEAD? 2124 01:44:08,576 --> 01:44:10,345 LOOK, TIM CONFESSED TO ME LAST NIGHT. 2125 01:44:10,345 --> 01:44:13,047 TIM KILLED ERICA. TIM IS A MURDERER. 2126 01:44:13,047 --> 01:44:14,181 BULLSHIT. 2127 01:44:14,181 --> 01:44:15,850 NO, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? NO. IT'S TRUE. 2128 01:44:15,850 --> 01:44:18,453 THAT'S BULLSHIT. THAT'S TOTAL, UTTER BULLSHIT. 2129 01:44:18,453 --> 01:44:20,021 OH, REALLY? YOU WANNA GO LOOK? 2130 01:44:20,021 --> 01:44:21,022 YEAH, MAN. IT'S BULLSHIT. LOOK! 2131 01:44:21,022 --> 01:44:22,290 LET'S GO LOOK, THEN! 2132 01:44:22,290 --> 01:44:23,925 LOOK! 2133 01:44:24,726 --> 01:44:27,929 COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO! GOOD MORNIN'! 2134 01:44:30,665 --> 01:44:31,799 HEY. 2135 01:44:36,738 --> 01:44:39,507 AWW. 2136 01:44:40,475 --> 01:44:42,944 [BOTH COOING] 2137 01:44:42,944 --> 01:44:44,879 I AM SO BURNT OUT. 2138 01:44:44,879 --> 01:44:48,350 Buff: OH, HOW DID YOU GET BURNT OUT? 2139 01:44:48,350 --> 01:44:50,518 PLAYIN' WITH SOMETHIN' REALLY HOT. 2140 01:44:50,518 --> 01:44:52,019 YEAH? YEAH. 2141 01:44:52,019 --> 01:44:53,421 MMM. MMM. 2142 01:44:53,421 --> 01:44:56,290 [BOTH LAUGHING] 2143 01:44:56,290 --> 01:44:57,892 OH, MY GOD. YOU FOUND IT. 2144 01:44:57,892 --> 01:45:01,028 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 2145 01:45:01,028 --> 01:45:02,797 YOU GET YOUR TAPE? 2146 01:45:02,797 --> 01:45:04,298 Buff: YEP. 2147 01:45:04,298 --> 01:45:06,934 HEY, UM, SO, UH, LISTEN, MAN. 2148 01:45:06,934 --> 01:45:09,904 I GOT TO GO SHOW THE TAPE TO DANNY AT THE HOTEL, 2149 01:45:09,904 --> 01:45:11,639 AND IF I GET THE GIG, 2150 01:45:11,639 --> 01:45:14,709 ERICA IS GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO SURF IN L.A. 2151 01:45:14,709 --> 01:45:16,310 I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO SURF 2152 01:45:16,310 --> 01:45:17,912 EVEN IF YOU DON'T GET THE GIG. 2153 01:45:17,912 --> 01:45:19,046 I CAN COME VISIT? 2154 01:45:19,046 --> 01:45:20,314 YOU BETTER! YES! 2155 01:45:20,314 --> 01:45:21,516 I WILL. 2156 01:45:23,585 --> 01:45:25,119 IT'S REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU, JEFF. 2157 01:45:25,119 --> 01:45:26,187 IF YOU'RE EVER IN L.A., 2158 01:45:26,187 --> 01:45:27,288 YOU SHOULD COME BY THE OFFICES. 2159 01:45:27,288 --> 01:45:28,390 I TALKED TO PONY EARLIER. 2160 01:45:28,390 --> 01:45:29,691 HE SAID HE HAD A REALLY NICE TIME, 2161 01:45:29,691 --> 01:45:31,325 AND HE'S REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO READING 2162 01:45:31,325 --> 01:45:32,460 SOME OF YOUR SONGS. 2163 01:45:32,460 --> 01:45:34,261 YEAH, TELL PONY TO GO FUCK HIMSELF. 2164 01:45:34,261 --> 01:45:36,398 OK, I'LL DO THAT. 2165 01:45:38,766 --> 01:45:39,767 OK, HURRY UP. 2166 01:45:39,767 --> 01:45:40,802 OW! HEY! 2167 01:45:40,802 --> 01:45:43,170 GRR! HISS! 2168 01:45:43,170 --> 01:45:45,206 GET THE HECK IN THERE! 2169 01:45:45,206 --> 01:45:47,609 HEY! WATCH OUT! HEY! 2170 01:45:51,446 --> 01:45:55,617 NOT DEAD! DEFINITELY NOT DEAD! 2171 01:45:55,617 --> 01:45:58,252 WELL...I GUESS NOT. 2172 01:45:58,252 --> 01:46:01,355 SEE, I WASN'T MAKIN' SHIT UP, MAN. 2173 01:46:01,355 --> 01:46:03,491 NOPE. 2174 01:46:03,491 --> 01:46:08,095 GOD. TIM LIED TO YOUR ASS, MAN. 2175 01:46:08,095 --> 01:46:11,966 THE GUY IS SAD. 2176 01:46:11,966 --> 01:46:13,334 WELL, UH, I GOTTA GO, 2177 01:46:13,334 --> 01:46:14,769 BUT, UH, LISTEN, IF I DON'T COME BACK, 2178 01:46:14,769 --> 01:46:16,404 I'LL SEND YOU A VIDEO OF ME SURFING. 2179 01:46:16,404 --> 01:46:17,505 ALL RIGHT, MAN? 2180 01:46:17,505 --> 01:46:19,106 GET SOME REST. GO WITH THE FLOW. 2181 01:46:19,106 --> 01:46:20,442 ALL RIGHT, BUFF. 2182 01:46:22,477 --> 01:46:23,878 HEY, GEORGE. 2183 01:46:26,881 --> 01:46:28,049 HEY, MAN. HEY. 2184 01:46:51,639 --> 01:46:53,407 THEY LET YOU OUT? 2185 01:46:53,407 --> 01:46:55,409 YEAH, OF COURSE THEY LET ME OUT. 2186 01:46:55,409 --> 01:46:58,446 STUPID CHICKENSHITS. 2187 01:47:00,548 --> 01:47:02,650 I GOTTA PAY SOME CLASS "C" 2188 01:47:02,650 --> 01:47:04,619 MISDEMEANOR TICKET. 2189 01:47:10,525 --> 01:47:12,894 SO DID I CALL IT, OR DID I CALL IT? 2190 01:47:12,894 --> 01:47:15,897 [LAUGHS] 2191 01:47:15,897 --> 01:47:18,099 SHE SPENT THE NIGHT, DIDN'T SHE? 2192 01:47:18,099 --> 01:47:19,100 HMM? 2193 01:47:22,737 --> 01:47:25,540 OH, THAT SUCKS FOR YOU, PAL. 2194 01:47:29,877 --> 01:47:31,646 AH, SHIT. 2195 01:47:31,646 --> 01:47:34,081 YOU LIED TO ME. 2196 01:47:38,953 --> 01:47:42,456 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, JEFF? 2197 01:47:42,456 --> 01:47:46,027 YOU WANT TO BELIEVE SO BAD, 2198 01:47:46,027 --> 01:47:48,195 YOU'LL BUY ANYTHING. 2199 01:47:48,195 --> 01:47:51,699 IT'S TRUE. LOOK AT YOU. 2200 01:47:51,699 --> 01:47:53,901 YOU'RE GULLIBLE, AND YOU'RE GUTLESS. 2201 01:47:53,901 --> 01:47:54,869 NO. 2202 01:47:54,869 --> 01:47:57,772 NOPE. THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT IS AT ALL. 2203 01:47:57,772 --> 01:48:01,175 NO, I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT 2204 01:48:01,175 --> 01:48:06,280 TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PROTECT MY BEST FRIEND. 2205 01:48:06,280 --> 01:48:09,851 YEAH. NO, I WAS TRYING TO COME UP WITH SOME LIE 2206 01:48:09,851 --> 01:48:11,886 SO THAT YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO TO JAIL 2207 01:48:11,886 --> 01:48:13,521 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 2208 01:48:13,521 --> 01:48:14,522 WOW. 2209 01:48:14,522 --> 01:48:17,124 YOU DID THAT FOR ME? 2210 01:48:17,124 --> 01:48:18,860 YES. 2211 01:48:21,763 --> 01:48:25,700 WELL, YOU KNOW, ALL I CAN SAY IS... 2212 01:48:25,700 --> 01:48:27,501 YOU'RE A FUCKIN' FOOL. 2213 01:48:30,171 --> 01:48:32,874 WHY? BECAUSE I GIVE A SHIT? 2214 01:48:32,874 --> 01:48:35,042 BECAUSE I CARE, I'M A FUCKING FOOL? 2215 01:48:35,042 --> 01:48:36,644 JEFF, GIMME A BREAK. 2216 01:48:36,644 --> 01:48:38,646 YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE GUTS 2217 01:48:38,646 --> 01:48:40,548 TO GO LOOK IN THE VAN, DID YOU? 2218 01:48:40,548 --> 01:48:43,050 OH, NO. NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THAT! 2219 01:48:43,050 --> 01:48:45,252 NO, YOU LIED TO ME. 2220 01:48:45,252 --> 01:48:48,890 YOU LIED TO ME BECAUSE YOU'RE GUTLESS. 2221 01:48:48,890 --> 01:48:52,794 YOU'RE A GUTLESS, DRUNKEN LOSER. 2222 01:48:56,330 --> 01:48:58,365 I'M A LOSER... 2223 01:48:58,365 --> 01:49:00,935 AND I'M DRUNK. 2224 01:49:03,270 --> 01:49:05,740 BUT I'M NOT GUTLESS. 2225 01:49:09,677 --> 01:49:11,813 YOU KNOW, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE 2226 01:49:11,813 --> 01:49:12,947 IN THE FIRST PLACE, MAN? 2227 01:49:12,947 --> 01:49:14,548 HE'S JUST GONNA CALL THE COPS AGAIN. 2228 01:49:14,548 --> 01:49:16,350 GOOD. GOOD. I HOPE HE DOES. 2229 01:49:16,350 --> 01:49:19,053 THE SUN HASN'T EVEN COME UP, AND YOU'RE DRINKING. 2230 01:49:19,053 --> 01:49:21,689 HEY, YOU SAW THAT BROWN BITCH POINT A GUN 2231 01:49:21,689 --> 01:49:23,891 AT ME LAST NIGHT, MAN. 2232 01:49:25,092 --> 01:49:27,294 DID YOU THINK SHE WAS GONNA USE IT? 2233 01:49:27,294 --> 01:49:28,830 I DON'T KNOW. 2234 01:49:28,830 --> 01:49:30,898 YOU DON'T KNOW? NO. 2235 01:49:30,898 --> 01:49:32,800 COME ON. 2236 01:49:32,800 --> 01:49:33,968 YOU DON'T THINK 2237 01:49:33,968 --> 01:49:35,436 THAT AFTER THEY CALLED THE COPS ON ME, 2238 01:49:35,436 --> 01:49:37,438 HER AND MOHAMMED HAD A NICE LAUGH? 2239 01:49:37,438 --> 01:49:40,041 NO. 2240 01:49:40,041 --> 01:49:41,042 NO? 2241 01:49:45,179 --> 01:49:46,881 WELL... 2242 01:49:48,716 --> 01:49:51,185 I DISAGREE. 2243 01:49:51,185 --> 01:49:52,219 I THINK THEY DID. 2244 01:49:52,219 --> 01:49:53,721 I THINK THEY PROBABLY WENT HOME LAST NIGHT 2245 01:49:53,721 --> 01:49:56,157 AND, YOU KNOW, KICKED OFF THEIR SANDALS 2246 01:49:56,157 --> 01:49:57,158 AND HAD A NICE LAUGH 2247 01:49:57,158 --> 01:49:59,627 ABOUT THE DRUNK ON THE CORNER. YOU KNOW? 2248 01:50:03,097 --> 01:50:04,298 MAKES ME SICK. 2249 01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:07,935 WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2250 01:50:12,273 --> 01:50:13,274 LOOK... 2251 01:50:15,476 --> 01:50:18,813 TIM, JUST GO HOME. 2252 01:50:18,813 --> 01:50:21,949 ALL RIGHT? JUST GO HOME AND SLEEP IT OFF. 2253 01:50:21,949 --> 01:50:25,086 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP OFF? 2254 01:50:25,086 --> 01:50:27,088 MY LIFE? 2255 01:50:29,023 --> 01:50:31,025 YOU KNOW, I'M SUPPOSED TO GO HOME AND GO TO SLEEP, 2256 01:50:31,025 --> 01:50:33,360 AND WHEN I WAKE UP, WHAT'LL I BE, JEFF? 2257 01:50:33,360 --> 01:50:36,497 A PILOT? 2258 01:50:36,497 --> 01:50:38,332 MAYBE A SUPER BOWL QUARTERBACK? 2259 01:50:38,332 --> 01:50:40,968 OR, NO, MAYBE A FUCKING ROCK STAR, RIGHT? 2260 01:50:42,636 --> 01:50:44,772 I DON'T THINK SO, MAN. 2261 01:50:44,772 --> 01:50:48,242 JUST GO HOME, ALL RIGHT? 2262 01:50:48,242 --> 01:50:50,177 THIS IS MY HOME. 2263 01:50:54,381 --> 01:50:55,649 WHY--WHY'D YOU START THIS 2264 01:50:55,649 --> 01:50:56,784 IN THE FIRST PLACE, MAN? 2265 01:50:56,784 --> 01:50:57,852 THEY NEVER HURT YOU. 2266 01:50:57,852 --> 01:50:59,086 THEY NEVER HURT ME? 2267 01:50:59,086 --> 01:51:01,956 THEY HURT ME EVERY DAY WITH THEIR ATTITUDE. 2268 01:51:01,956 --> 01:51:04,025 YOU KNOW, LIKE THEY EVEN HAVE A RIGHT. 2269 01:51:04,025 --> 01:51:06,828 WHO THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? 2270 01:51:06,828 --> 01:51:08,730 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 2271 01:51:08,730 --> 01:51:11,232 I WAS BORN HERE, ALL RIGHT? 2272 01:51:11,232 --> 01:51:13,534 I'M AN AMERICAN... 2273 01:51:13,534 --> 01:51:15,937 AND I'M OWED SOMETHING. 2274 01:51:15,937 --> 01:51:17,839 THEY TOOK IT FROM ME. 2275 01:51:17,839 --> 01:51:19,874 THEY'RE JUST PEOPLE, ALL RIGHT? 2276 01:51:19,874 --> 01:51:21,542 THEY GOT FEELINGS, YOU KNOW? 2277 01:51:21,542 --> 01:51:22,944 WHAT ABOUT MY FEELINGS? 2278 01:51:22,944 --> 01:51:27,982 WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING FEELINGS? 2279 01:51:27,982 --> 01:51:30,084 THESE ASSHOLES, THEY COME OVER HERE, 2280 01:51:30,084 --> 01:51:32,553 THEY KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS, RIGHT? 2281 01:51:32,553 --> 01:51:34,756 WELL, THEY DON'T KNOW SHIT. 2282 01:51:34,756 --> 01:51:37,424 WOULD YOU JUST PUT THE GUN DOWN. 2283 01:51:37,424 --> 01:51:38,425 JUST PUT IT DOWN. 2284 01:51:38,425 --> 01:51:40,427 WHAT IS THIS NOW, HUH? 2285 01:51:40,427 --> 01:51:42,163 JEFF, STAY THERE. 2286 01:51:42,163 --> 01:51:43,831 HE'S GOT A GUN. 2287 01:51:43,831 --> 01:51:44,966 HE'S GOT A GUN. 2288 01:51:44,966 --> 01:51:47,034 WELL, THEN, THERE, NOW. 2289 01:51:47,034 --> 01:51:48,602 WHY DON'T YOU GO INSIDE AND CALL THE COPS, 2290 01:51:48,602 --> 01:51:51,973 AND I'LL COME IN THERE AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT. 2291 01:51:51,973 --> 01:51:53,474 HEY, WHY SHOULD I CALL THE POLICE, HUH? 2292 01:51:53,474 --> 01:51:55,076 THEY DON'T DO ANY GOOD. 2293 01:51:55,076 --> 01:51:57,144 WELL, YOU GOTTA CALL YOUR WIFE, THEN, YOU KNOW, 2294 01:51:57,144 --> 01:52:00,347 'CAUSE SHE KINDA HANDLES THESE HEAVY MATTERS, ANYWAY, RIGHT? 2295 01:52:00,347 --> 01:52:01,248 NO. NO, YOU SEE, 2296 01:52:01,248 --> 01:52:03,084 I DON'T HAVE TO CALL MY WIFE. 2297 01:52:03,084 --> 01:52:04,952 WELL... 2298 01:52:06,854 --> 01:52:07,855 WHAT ABOUT THIS? 2299 01:52:07,855 --> 01:52:10,457 WHAT ABOUT THIS, HUH? 2300 01:52:10,457 --> 01:52:14,228 GO AHEAD, BIG MAN. 2301 01:52:14,228 --> 01:52:15,696 CAMEL JOCKEY. 2302 01:52:15,696 --> 01:52:16,898 WHY DO YOU CALL ME NAMES? 2303 01:52:16,898 --> 01:52:19,033 I NEVER HURT YOU. I'M ONLY WORKING HERE. 2304 01:52:19,033 --> 01:52:21,268 YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S THE FUCKIN' PROBLEM. 2305 01:52:21,268 --> 01:52:22,736 NO, WAIT! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, 2306 01:52:22,736 --> 01:52:23,737 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 2307 01:52:23,737 --> 01:52:24,906 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 2308 01:52:24,906 --> 01:52:27,008 LOOK, WHY DO YOU CARE, HUH? 2309 01:52:27,008 --> 01:52:28,742 BECAUSE MAYBE IF WE KNEW EACH OTHER'S NAMES, 2310 01:52:28,742 --> 01:52:30,211 THINGS WOULDN'T GET LIKE THIS. 2311 01:52:30,211 --> 01:52:31,012 MY NAME'S JEFF. 2312 01:52:31,012 --> 01:52:32,346 OK, LOOK. NAZEER. OK? 2313 01:52:32,346 --> 01:52:33,347 NAZEER WHAT? 2314 01:52:33,347 --> 01:52:34,715 NAZEER CHALDI. 2315 01:52:34,715 --> 01:52:36,217 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU SEE IF HE'S HIRING? 2316 01:52:36,217 --> 01:52:37,584 YOU KNOW, GET AN APPLICATION. 2317 01:52:37,584 --> 01:52:38,685 THAT--THAT'S INDIAN? 2318 01:52:38,685 --> 01:52:41,522 PAKISTANI. OK? WE'RE FROM PAKISTAN. 2319 01:52:41,522 --> 01:52:42,623 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 2320 01:52:42,623 --> 01:52:44,458 ENOUGH WITH THE BOY SCOUT ROUTINE. 2321 01:52:44,458 --> 01:52:48,429 JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY. PLEASE, PLEASE! LOOK. 2322 01:52:48,429 --> 01:52:49,563 PLEASE! 2323 01:52:49,563 --> 01:52:51,732 LOOK, JUST GET OFF MY PROPERTY. 2324 01:52:51,732 --> 01:52:52,766 WHAT? 2325 01:52:52,766 --> 01:52:55,602 LOOK, GET DOWN OFF MY PROPERTY. 2326 01:52:55,602 --> 01:52:58,439 WHY? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 2327 01:52:58,439 --> 01:53:00,174 HUH? YOU GONNA SHOOT ME 2328 01:53:00,174 --> 01:53:01,742 FOR STANDING ON YOUR FUCKIN' TRASH CAN? 2329 01:53:01,742 --> 01:53:03,544 GET OFF MY PROPERTY! 2330 01:53:03,544 --> 01:53:04,545 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 2331 01:53:04,545 --> 01:53:05,947 GO FUCK YOURSELF. 2332 01:53:05,947 --> 01:53:08,715 FUCK YOU! YOU KNOW, I'LL CALL THE POLICE! 2333 01:53:08,715 --> 01:53:10,351 GO AHEAD, MAN! 2334 01:53:10,351 --> 01:53:12,786 THEY LOVE YOU JUST ABOUT AS MUCH AS I DO. 2335 01:53:12,786 --> 01:53:15,089 TIM, CAN WE GO? THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 2336 01:53:18,525 --> 01:53:20,461 HEY, MA! LOOK AT ME! 2337 01:53:20,461 --> 01:53:21,462 [GUNSHOT] 2338 01:53:21,462 --> 01:53:23,064 TOP OF THE WORLD, MA! 2339 01:53:23,064 --> 01:53:27,068 GET OFF MY ROOF, YOU FUCKING DRUNK! 2340 01:53:27,068 --> 01:53:28,802 [YELLING IN PAKISTANI] 2341 01:53:28,802 --> 01:53:29,971 OH, THERE YOU ARE, HONEY. 2342 01:53:29,971 --> 01:53:31,305 WE WERE WAITING FOR YOU. WHAT HAPPENED? 2343 01:53:31,305 --> 01:53:34,275 LOOK, GET DOWN NOW, YOU FUCKING DRUNK! 2344 01:53:34,275 --> 01:53:35,809 YOU KNOW WHAT? GO AHEAD AND SHOOT ME! 2345 01:53:35,809 --> 01:53:37,144 GO AHEAD, FUCKIN' SHOOT ME. 2346 01:53:37,144 --> 01:53:37,945 COME ON. 2347 01:53:37,945 --> 01:53:39,680 COME ON, MAN. COME ON. 2348 01:53:39,680 --> 01:53:41,916 GET OFF MY ROOF! 2349 01:53:43,851 --> 01:53:44,852 OH, SHIT. 2350 01:53:44,852 --> 01:53:46,820 JEFF! JEFF, COME UP HERE! 2351 01:53:46,820 --> 01:53:48,589 LOOK, OK, COME ON, LOOK. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2352 01:53:48,589 --> 01:53:50,757 LOOK, THAT'S ENOUGH! MY WIFE CALLED THE POLICE. 2353 01:53:50,757 --> 01:53:51,758 THEY'RE COMING. 2354 01:53:51,758 --> 01:53:53,660 Tim: JEFF! 2355 01:53:53,660 --> 01:53:55,629 COME UP HERE! 2356 01:53:55,629 --> 01:53:56,697 IS THAT BEE-BEE? 2357 01:53:56,697 --> 01:53:58,099 COME ON! 2358 01:53:58,099 --> 01:54:00,101 OH, LOOK, LOOK. YOU SEE? 2359 01:54:00,101 --> 01:54:02,236 THEY WERE DRINKING ON THE ROOF, AND--WHAT, WHAT? 2360 01:54:02,236 --> 01:54:05,106 IS SHE DRUNK? JUST TAKE HER HOME! 2361 01:54:05,907 --> 01:54:08,042 [WIFE SPEAKING PAKISTANI] 2362 01:54:13,514 --> 01:54:14,848 [RING CLANGS ON PAVEMENT] 2363 01:54:14,848 --> 01:54:17,919 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! 2364 01:54:17,919 --> 01:54:19,453 READY? 2365 01:54:19,453 --> 01:54:20,754 [ARGUING IN PAKISTANI] 2366 01:54:20,754 --> 01:54:22,523 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? PLEASE! 2367 01:54:22,523 --> 01:54:23,524 Tim: YOU GOT HER? 2368 01:54:25,526 --> 01:54:26,994 OH, FUCK. 2369 01:54:26,994 --> 01:54:28,729 I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. 2370 01:54:28,729 --> 01:54:30,597 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME! 2371 01:54:30,597 --> 01:54:32,066 THIS--THIS DRINKING! 2372 01:54:32,066 --> 01:54:33,667 THIS HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 2373 01:54:33,667 --> 01:54:35,069 NO, NO! SHE WENT UP BY HERSELF. 2374 01:54:35,069 --> 01:54:36,570 THEREFORE IT'S NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY. 2375 01:54:36,570 --> 01:54:37,571 HEY, IT'S YOUR ROOF. 2376 01:54:37,571 --> 01:54:39,006 IT'S YOUR FUCKIN' PROBLEM. 2377 01:54:39,006 --> 01:54:40,641 THEY CALL. 2378 01:54:40,641 --> 01:54:41,909 HI. THERE'S AN EMERGENCY 2379 01:54:41,909 --> 01:54:43,744 DOWN AT THE CIRCLE "A" ON FIRST STREET. 2380 01:54:43,744 --> 01:54:45,779 YEAH. OK. 2381 01:54:45,779 --> 01:54:47,481 YOU'RE FUCKED NOW, PAL! 2382 01:54:47,481 --> 01:54:48,615 UM, SEND AN AMBULANCE, 2383 01:54:48,615 --> 01:54:51,352 'CAUSE I THINK IT'S AN OVERDOSE OR SOMETHING. 2384 01:54:51,352 --> 01:54:52,553 OK. OK. 2385 01:54:52,553 --> 01:54:54,755 JEFF, THEY'RE COMING. JUST WAIT HERE. 2386 01:54:54,755 --> 01:54:55,889 I'M GONNA GO OVER TO SCUFF'S 2387 01:54:55,889 --> 01:54:57,291 AND SEE IF HE'S GOT HIS TRUCK. 2388 01:54:57,291 --> 01:54:59,160 LISTEN, IF SHE DIES, YOU'RE GONNA BE SO SORRY 2389 01:54:59,160 --> 01:55:00,894 YOU EVER SHOWED YOUR BROWN FACE IN THIS TOWN. 2390 01:55:00,894 --> 01:55:02,563 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME! 2391 01:55:02,563 --> 01:55:04,798 SHE WENT UP BY HERSELF! 2392 01:55:04,798 --> 01:55:08,235 [WIFE SPEAKING PAKISTANI] 2393 01:55:08,235 --> 01:55:09,670 OHH! 2394 01:55:09,670 --> 01:55:12,906 YOU KNOW I TELL THEM OVER AND OVER DON'T GO ON THE ROOF! 2395 01:55:12,906 --> 01:55:14,375 DON'T GO ON THE ROOF! 2396 01:55:21,382 --> 01:55:22,449 HOW IS SHE? 2397 01:55:22,449 --> 01:55:24,185 I DON'T KNOW. 2398 01:55:24,185 --> 01:55:26,387 I THINK SHE'S BREATHING. 2399 01:55:26,387 --> 01:55:28,322 OK. OK, LOOK. 2400 01:55:28,322 --> 01:55:30,024 MY WIFE CALLED THE POLICE. 2401 01:55:30,024 --> 01:55:32,059 THEY'RE COMING. IT'S NOT TOO LATE. 2402 01:55:32,059 --> 01:55:34,528 THEY'LL COME, THEY'LL TAKE CARE OF HER. 2403 01:55:34,528 --> 01:55:36,530 I'M GOING INSIDE. 2404 01:55:36,530 --> 01:55:38,232 OH, GOD. 2405 01:55:41,102 --> 01:55:44,938 YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID! 2406 01:55:44,938 --> 01:55:46,673 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! 2407 01:55:49,676 --> 01:55:52,679 THROW IT ALL AWAY, EH? 2408 01:55:52,679 --> 01:55:55,482 YOU THROW IT ALL AWAY. 2409 01:57:12,593 --> 01:57:15,596 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 2410 01:57:15,596 --> 01:57:18,732 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 149311