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How am I supposed to get
through the evenings alone?
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Judge Brack could look in while I'm away.
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I'd be delighted, Hedda.
I'll be round every evening.
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We'll have a lot of
fun together, you and I.
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Sure. You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Being the only buck on the block.
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I wish she'd stop mucking
about with those pistols!
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She shot herself!
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Shot herself in the face.
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I don't believe it.
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She's actually shot herself!
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But people don't do such things.
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"Dear Mr Dalziel, you don't
know me, but I know you.
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"Everybody in the town knows you.
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"That being so, I want
you to be the first to know
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"that my New Year's
resolution is to kill myself.
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"I don't want you to do anything about it,
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"but I do want you to know.
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"The need to confess runs
deep in the human soul. '"
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I still don't see why she killed herself.
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Because she was trapped.
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The man's right. People
don't do such things.
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Give me time, sweetheart.
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Honestly, it was one of the
best ones you've done, really.
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No.
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- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
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The swish family Pascoe.
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- Ellie. And the gorgeous Peter.
- Hi.
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Did you enjoy the play?
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Peter thinks Hedda was murdered.
He wants to reopen inquiries.
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Of course she was murdered.
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Now, let me look at you, Peter, my love.
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Is there something my best
friends aren't telling me?
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Eileen's casting.
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I'm looking for God.
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Aren't we all?
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Oh, I don't play God. Most of
the time I sit at his right hand.
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Now, there's an idea.
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- The fat man playing God?
- Oh, you're crazy.
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And you, my darling, are brilliant.
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I take it all back.
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There is a God.
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Oh, God. God!
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Oh, God!
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Oh, God!
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Good evening, gentlemen.
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Mr Waterson here will confirm
that I'm a police officer.
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Detective Superintendent Dalziel.
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I don't recognise you, sir.
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Swain.
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Philip Swain.
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And the lady on the bed?
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Is my wife.
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That's evidence you've
got in your hand, Mr Swain.
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It's your fault. You murdered her!
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You saw what happened.
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- She tried to kill herself.
- Oh, God!
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What happens now, Superintendent?
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I do not like people breaking
the Commandments on my patch.
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Ask Mr Waterson.
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It lowers the value of the property.
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Therefore, gentlemen,
you are both under arrest.
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Peter, you're an educated man.
You know about female psychology.
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Do women commit suicide?
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People don't do such things.
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- Who says?
- Henrik Ibsen.
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- You know Ibsen?
- Oh, aye. Saw him play once.
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Scored a hat trick against Leeds.
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Anonymous letters from a woman
threatening to kill herself.
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In your own time. Don't make a meal of it.
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My wife was trying to kill herself.
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It's all the rage.
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She had a gun.
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She was waving it about with
her finger on the trigger.
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Anything could have
happened, I tried to stop her,
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but she turned the gun on herself
and she pulled the trigger.
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Where'd you get the gun?
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It was her gun.
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Where did she get the gun?
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She was American. She always had a gun.
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Probably a present from
Daddy. I don't know.
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And how did your wife come to
be in Mr Waterson's boudoir?
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They were having an affair.
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Of which you were aware?
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No. I came round for a discussion
with Waterson and I found them.
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Put it down. No!
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Put it down.
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- Keep away from me! Keep away!
- Put it down.
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No! No!
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So you arrived and found your
wife trying to kill herself?
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I didn't know what to
do. I pleaded with her.
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I almost managed to...
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But what does it say about me?
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I mean, as her husband?
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Sodding builders.
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I wish they'd hurry up and finish.
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Swain & Stringer?
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That's why I knew the name.
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It's your firm, innit?
Building our new car park.
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Quite so. I hope you approve of
the quality of our workmanship.
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I bet Cheops didn't make this much row
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when he was building
the Parthenon. Sign it.
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Sorry, sir. Cheops built the
Great Pyramid, not the Parthenon.
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He was doing a bit of moonlighting.
All builders are alike.
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There. Happy now?
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Personally...
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Pack of lies.
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We'll give you a room with a view.
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Make sure your lads don't
cheat on their overtime.
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He thought his wife had
gone to America 10 days ago?
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And he expects us to believe that?
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What was Swain doing at the
house in the first place?
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Waterson's an architect.
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Swain said he went round on the off chance
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to discuss plans for a housing
estate Waterson was designing for him.
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- Business meeting.
- At midnight?
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Aye.
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Business meeting where
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he knocks in his wife's
pretty blonde head.
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Got it splattered all
over the bedroom walls.
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What does Waterson have to say?
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He got a sudden attack of
the post-traumatic abdabs.
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Doc filled him full of snake
oil and sent him to the hospital.
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Ah. You caught us in the
middle of our therapy.
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Sergeant Wield. CID.
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Excuse me. I'll look in again later.
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Friend of yours?
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Pamela? No. A wife.
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Well, the wife. The only one I've got.
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We're living apart, of course, but...
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You're still good friends.
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Now, that would be pushing it a bit.
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I've written it all out,
what happened last night.
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I've signed it.
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Or does it have to be
typed to make it legal?
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No.
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Has to be typed to make it legible.
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Oh, sorry.
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It's my architectural handwriting.
Very stylish, but nobody can read it.
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Tell me what happened, Mr Waterson.
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Gail was threatening to kill herself.
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She was going crazy, waving the gun about.
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Philip tried to grab it, there was a bang.
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I got a bit hysterical,
or so they tell me.
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We'll call in again later.
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See if you remember anything else,
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now you're no longer hysterical.
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Pascoe!
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Waterson confirmed Swain's statement.
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I'll leave it to you to tell Mr Dalziel.
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Yeah, thanks, Wieldy. I'll tell him.
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Okay, yeah. I'll call back later.
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- Dr Marwood?
- Yeah?
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- Mr Waterson's your patient?
- Yes.
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Sergeant Wield, CID. How is he?
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He's a terrible waste of
a very good hospital bed.
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Why do you say that?
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Pamela used to bring him to staff parties.
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He's an opinionated little man and
a faithless husband into the bargain.
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- And medically?
- Nothing wrong with him physically.
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And psychologically?
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Subject to violent mood swings.
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Off the record, I'd put him out
to pasture at the funny farm.
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Not my department, thank God. But this is.
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Waterson's made a statement.
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He confirms Swain's
version of what happened.
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They're saying that
two fit, able-bodied men
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were too feeble to prevent one
hysterical female from shooting herself?
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They're also making out I'm a liar.
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I know what I saw, Peter.
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Well, when you've made your
witness statement, we can...
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What?
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You're a key witness.
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Basic procedure, you have
to make a formal statement.
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Here's my statement.
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Philip Swain is an evil
sod who killed his wife.
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And I'm going to have
him. End of statement.
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Sign here.
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"First when I wrought this world so wide,
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"Wood and wind, and waters wan,
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"Heaven and Hell was not to hide,
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"With herbs and grass, thus I began.
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"But of the tree of good and ill,
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"I said, 'What time thou eats of this?
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"'Man, thou speeds thyself to spill,
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"'Thou art brought out
of all thy bliss. "'
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- That all right for sound?
- Direct line from heaven.
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"Yet think they not that they shall die,
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"All that ever I said should be,
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"Is now fulfilled through prophecy.
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"And therefore now is it time to me,
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"To make ending of man's folly. "
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That was great, Eileen.
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Are you the lady from the theatre?
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Oh, hi, Canon. I'll be right down.
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You say you like this woman?
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Yes, she did a wonderful modern
dress version of The Gondoliers
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set on the Grand Union Canal.
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One can only imagine what she
might do with the King James Bible.
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Canon Horncastle. Mrs Horncastle.
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I'm Eileen. This is Ellie.
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She's handling press and
publicity for the show.
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- Unpaid. Of course.
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You cannot serve God and mammon,
dearest. It's in the Book.
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Did I hear you refer to
this production as a show?
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Certainly I did. We're both
in the same business, Canon.
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Really?
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The ritual of a church
service is pure theatre.
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The ritual of a theatre is pure religion.
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We're celebrating our common humanity.
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And our impending mortality.
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Well, of course, you realise I
personally can't give permission
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for the use of the
cathedral, nor can my wife.
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Okay, so tell me, who gives
the permissions round here?
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The Chapter, acting on
the advice of the Bishop.
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The Chapter? The Central Committee,
the Supreme Soviet, right?
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Not the words I would choose.
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And you advise them?
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- Yes.
- Excellent!
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Now, let me take a
good, close look at you.
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What are you doing?
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She's looking for someone
to play the part of God.
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- Are you all right?
- Is anybody?
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Well, I suppose I'm not bad.
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Forgive me, I just like
to come here to the chapel.
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It's a way of escaping.
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Escaping from?
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All the things that are not all right.
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It's open.
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Oh, I'm sorry to bother you, Mrs
Waterson. You're obviously tired.
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I worked a 12-hour shift, came to bed,
half an hour later, the phone rang.
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Said me relief had had a
car crash. Could I go back?
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Just another day in
the caring professions.
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You must be good?
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I mean, to be a Ward Sister at your age.
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What is my age?
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Late 20s?
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Twenty-four.
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I've never been very good at ages.
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I'm 24 years old and I'm in charge
of the valley of the shadow of death.
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Try to lead a healthy life, Sergeant.
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Noted.
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And when did you leave your husband?
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Three weeks ago.
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Because of Mrs Swain?
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I didn't know her name.
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I knew she were blonde with
long legs. They always are.
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But when I walked in,
the two of you were...
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Holy Mother of God!
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Yes?
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Right. Okay.
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Another crisis?
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Yours, not mine. My husband
seems to have done a runner.
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00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:54,431
You lost him?
256
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,305
My instructions were to take
his statement, not to arrest him.
257
00:17:57,376 --> 00:18:00,709
Well, what did you make of
him before you mislaid him?
258
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:02,807
He seemed relaxed.
259
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,179
But his doctor says he's
subject to violent mood swings.
260
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,515
Violent? That's a nice
word we can use in evidence.
261
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:11,580
Postmortem on Mrs Swain.
262
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:14,091
"Cause of death, massive
brain damage caused by... "
263
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,820
Blowing her head off with a big gun.
264
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,624
They're brilliant, these
people, aren't they?
265
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,393
"Blood alcohol level, 155
milligrams per 100 millilitres. "
266
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,234
She'd had intercourse a couple
of hours before her death.
267
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:26,738
- What a way to go.
- And she was a heroin user.
268
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,468
Swain never mentioned that.
269
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,011
Seymour!
270
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,705
- Sir?
- Come here.
271
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:38,816
You searched Swain's house this morning?
272
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:39,942
Yes, sir.
273
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,043
Find any drugs?
274
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:43,384
Drugs? No one said anything about drugs.
275
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,048
No one said anything about Barbary apes,
276
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:47,421
but if you'd seen a couple
fornicating on the kitchen table,
277
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:48,926
likely you would have mentioned it.
278
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,256
Likely I would, sir.
279
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:03,205
Why didn't you tell us your
wife was a heroin addict?
280
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,608
She was from a rich family in California.
281
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:13,708
They use these drugs as casually
as you might use alcohol.
282
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,755
I don't deny she had her problems.
283
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:21,853
But she'd been in therapy and I
honestly thought she'd come through it.
284
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,521
Not according to the medics.
285
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:27,431
More perforations than a tea bag.
286
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,432
And what about your mate Waterson?
287
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,037
He's an architect who
happened to be working with me
288
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,076
on a housing development.
289
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:49,853
And now he's vanished into thin
air. Just when you needed him.
290
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,390
That's what friends are for.
291
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:56,189
I've heard stories about you. They
don't get anywhere near the truth.
292
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,025
Well, like they say,
293
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:01,398
only God can make a tree.
294
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:03,891
Right, lads.
295
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,766
Outside.
296
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:14,104
Mr Dalziel, I have nothing to add
to the statement I signed earlier.
297
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,909
I'll sign it again, if you like.
298
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:22,510
You can sign a cheque twice.
It won't stop it bouncing.
299
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:35,699
If you're trying to make him sweat,
I'm not sure you're succeeding.
300
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,895
- And you're overlooking one possibility.
- What am I overlooking?
301
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,632
He might be telling the truth.
302
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,105
Philip Swain wouldn't know the truth
303
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,404
if it was sprouting
out of his belly button.
304
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:45,499
Well, while you've got him here,
305
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,808
I could go to his place and sniff
around dark and dusty corners.
306
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:52,111
Yeah, good idea. Eh, take
young what's-his-name with you.
307
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:55,347
Give him a lesson in how
to be shifty and underhand.
308
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,581
Right.
309
00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:00,087
- Listen, Wieldy, don't...
- Andy.
310
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:03,055
- I'm looking for my client.
- Eh, which one?
311
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:06,461
- Bluebeard or Crippen?
- Philip Swain.
312
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:09,831
Mind this well, Wieldy, if ever
you're in bother, I mean, real bother,
313
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,733
get this man here to represent you.
314
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:14,965
Eden Thackeray, the last
refuge of the scoundrel.
315
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:19,769
Well, get it over with smartish,
eh? Then we can crack a bottle.
316
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,142
Come on.
317
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:26,445
We're in business, Ellie.
318
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:29,749
A dollar to a doughnut we'll
get Canon Horncastle's blessing.
319
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:33,258
- You told him he could play God.
- He thinks I did, but I didn't.
320
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,793
- You're going to
double-cross him? - For sure.
321
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:37,226
The man's a lousy hypocrite.
322
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,321
Oh, I think he's an excellent hypocrite.
323
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,926
We'll compromise.
324
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,696
I'll cast him as John the Baptist,
then cut the part in rehearsals.
325
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:47,102
- Ooh!
- And don't forget,
326
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:49,641
you promised to have a word
with Andy about playing God.
327
00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:09,060
Welcome to Moscow Farm. Moscow Farm?
328
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,391
She reckons it's on
account of the temperature.
329
00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:14,330
Well, I can understand
that. Who's "she", anyway?
330
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:17,664
Shirley Appleyard, she
looks after the office.
331
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,973
- Miss Appleyard?
- Mrs.
332
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:25,509
Sorry, you don't look
old enough to be married.
333
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:28,012
I'm 19. How old do you have to be?
334
00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:31,207
- Do you enjoy working here?
- It's a job.
335
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:32,841
Well, jobs aren't easy to come by.
336
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,785
They are if your dad's
a partner in t'firm.
337
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,380
- Oh, Mr Stringer.
- Well, he's me dad.
338
00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:41,749
- Did you see much of Mrs Swain?
- Not much, no.
339
00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:43,260
Do you remember the last time you saw her?
340
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,388
Week past Friday. Saw her
in t'yard. She said ta-ra.
341
00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:48,729
Well, not ta-ra, being American.
342
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:51,325
But it were like she didn't
expect to see me again.
343
00:22:51,437 --> 00:22:53,769
- She was off to States, weren't she?
- Apparently.
344
00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:57,465
Well, she didn't expect me
to be here when she got back.
345
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,773
- Why not?
- Firm's on its knees.
346
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,939
Once we've done that job for your lot,
we'll all be off to t'knackers yard.
347
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:13,991
- You read a lot of books?
- I like books.
348
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,289
- Have you read Jane Eyre?
- Yeah.
349
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,692
Has it got an happy ending?
350
00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:19,590
Yeah.
351
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,127
Never mind.
352
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,996
You prefer unhappy endings?
353
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,127
They're more lifelike, aren't they?
354
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,329
You think so?
355
00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:27,837
Ask Mrs Swain.
356
00:23:30,476 --> 00:23:32,944
Does one of those open the big barn?
357
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:38,349
Yeah. But there's a knack.
It needs a woman's touch.
358
00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,633
Did you know Mrs Swain was into drugs?
359
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:57,260
With her sort of money, she
could be into whatever she wanted.
360
00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:02,033
- So why should she kill herself?
- She was married, wasn't she?
361
00:24:16,822 --> 00:24:18,346
It's all yours.
362
00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:27,593
It's not used for anything?
363
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:30,897
Mrs Swain had ideas of
turning it into a squash court.
364
00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:35,265
Or a gym. One of them
healthy American ideas.
365
00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:37,434
Mr Waterson did some plans.
366
00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:40,078
But Mr Swain weren't so keen.
367
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,273
So it's always been full
of old farm machinery.
368
00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:44,816
I don't see any farm machinery.
369
00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:48,011
Mr Swain sold it for
scrap a couple of days ago.
370
00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:50,922
- Made me laugh, that did.
- Why?
371
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,822
Sold it to a dealer called Swindles.
372
00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:56,660
Joe Swindles.
373
00:24:59,598 --> 00:25:02,897
- Do you know him?
- Alas, poor Joe, we know him well.
374
00:25:05,437 --> 00:25:07,098
What's that?
375
00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,538
It's only bats.
Pipistrelles, they're called.
376
00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:13,170
You're all right. They're hibernating.
377
00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:16,770
And rats have gone since
me dad swept place out.
378
00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:20,478
Bet you've seen enough, haven't you?
379
00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:22,545
Aye.
380
00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:30,223
- Anything else?
- Yeah, where's Mr Appleyard?
381
00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:32,627
Working away. Down in London.
382
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,063
So, you live on your own, then?
383
00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:36,862
No, I live with me
parents down in t'village.
384
00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:37,924
Do you get along with them?
385
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:40,096
They're all right,
considering they're married.
386
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,968
And considering they're God-fearing.
387
00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:44,065
- And you're not?
- God?
388
00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:46,543
He don't bother me and I don't bother him.
389
00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:47,873
I'm off.
390
00:25:50,616 --> 00:25:53,141
- Did you find anything?
- No, nothing.
391
00:26:03,429 --> 00:26:07,195
- You found Waterson yet?
- Not a sign.
392
00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:08,927
Found him on the computer, though.
393
00:26:09,034 --> 00:26:13,334
Got a conviction for possession
of cannabis when he was a student.
394
00:26:13,439 --> 00:26:15,236
Better tell the FBI and Interpol.
395
00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:19,302
- What's that?
- Andy's been getting anonymous letters
396
00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:22,176
from somebody threatening
to commit suicide.
397
00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,511
Flavour of the month, suicide.
398
00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:29,342
"Time is not the great healer,
time is the great enemy.
399
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:33,722
"You look back and you can just
glimpse the last time you were happy.
400
00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:36,955
"You look ahead and you can't
even imagine the next time.
401
00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:40,294
"All you can see are
thousands of pointless moments,
402
00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:42,629
"a world of pain without end. "
403
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,574
Does that sound like a man or a woman?
404
00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:53,467
Andy says a woman. I can't decide.
405
00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:55,536
She's got access to a typewriter.
406
00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:58,548
So that narrows it down to a few thousand.
407
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:01,211
I might ask Forensics to have a look.
408
00:27:01,587 --> 00:27:03,817
Better idea. Ask Ellie to have a look.
409
00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:21,432
- Oh, is it here?
- Yes.
410
00:27:21,507 --> 00:27:23,771
I should have known it
was a theatrical party.
411
00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:26,709
We made a solemn promise
to a beautiful woman.
412
00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:29,440
You see, it'll be white wine
and wall-to-wall fairies.
413
00:27:29,515 --> 00:27:30,914
Just make sure your hat doesn't fall off.
414
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:31,972
What?
415
00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:33,551
'Cause you'll have to kick
it all the way to Bradford
416
00:27:33,619 --> 00:27:35,519
before you dare bend down to pick it up.
417
00:27:35,587 --> 00:27:39,523
Speak to your husband, Ellie,
he's turning into a homophiliac.
418
00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:53,196
So, we'll leave you two to
get to know each other better.
419
00:27:58,544 --> 00:28:01,240
So, you're the one?
420
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:05,607
According to local legend,
you're the one, Andy.
421
00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:07,014
Yeah.
422
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,087
Well, it takes one to
know one, doesn't it?
423
00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:13,653
What's that bugger doing here?
424
00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:16,625
Mr Dalziel.
425
00:28:16,962 --> 00:28:19,658
What's this? Part of the grieving process?
426
00:28:19,765 --> 00:28:21,665
No, my wife loved the theatre.
427
00:28:21,767 --> 00:28:25,203
And Eileen is lining my firm
up as a prospective sponsor.
428
00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:28,806
Why don't you line him
up as a prospective Satan?
429
00:28:29,608 --> 00:28:31,508
Perhaps I already have.
430
00:28:32,244 --> 00:28:34,678
Excuse me, it's show time.
431
00:28:34,746 --> 00:28:37,214
I'll catch you later, Andy, my love.
432
00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:44,416
So, is it true, about Satan?
433
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,055
No comment.
434
00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:49,456
I'll catch you later.
435
00:28:52,631 --> 00:28:54,656
No long speeches.
436
00:28:55,601 --> 00:29:00,300
I'm just here to give you my solemn
promise that in a few weeks' time,
437
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:05,035
your beautiful cathedral will bear
witness to the most dramatic event
438
00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:08,910
seen in this city for nigh on 400 years.
439
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:12,076
It will be a community production
440
00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:15,779
in the true tradition of
the ancient mystery plays
441
00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:21,052
with ordinary folk playing out
the eternal drama of good and evil.
442
00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:26,463
I'm especially grateful to
the man who's been my link
443
00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:28,499
with the cathedral authorities.
444
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,058
So how about you all put your
hands together, so to speak,
445
00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:35,072
for the gentle and patient
446
00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:37,540
Canon Eustace Horncastle!
447
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,974
Anti-Christ! Sabbath breakers!
448
00:29:45,984 --> 00:29:48,214
This is a shameful display!
449
00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:51,320
Should you intervene,
in your police capacity?
450
00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:54,458
Senior officer makes the
decision. Chain of command.
451
00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:55,617
Just like the C of E.
452
00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:57,592
These people have got
no right to be involved!
453
00:29:57,663 --> 00:29:59,460
Mr Stringer, is there something we can...
454
00:29:59,564 --> 00:30:04,433
Hi, my name's Eileen, this is
my party and you're very welcome.
455
00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:07,065
Remember the Sabbath Day and keep it holy.
456
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,902
Exodus 20, verse 8.
457
00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:11,669
Wasn't the Sabbath made for
man, not man for the Sabbath?
458
00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:13,472
Mark 2, verse 27.
459
00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:18,381
You'll not flummox me with
clever quotations, missus.
460
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:21,350
What's more, I know
hypocrites when I see them.
461
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:24,355
You reckon to be doing a religious
play with common working folk?
462
00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:27,051
But I don't see any common
working folk in here.
463
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:31,186
City Council, Rotary
Club, university teachers?
464
00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:34,027
Them's not common folk.
And not religious, neither.
465
00:30:34,099 --> 00:30:36,033
Not a Christian among the whole boiling.
466
00:30:36,101 --> 00:30:37,659
I couldn't agree more.
467
00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:40,704
But we need time to
talk it through properly.
468
00:30:41,139 --> 00:30:42,697
And not on a Sunday. Right?
469
00:30:43,742 --> 00:30:47,371
For one thing, I need to know
who made this brilliant banner.
470
00:30:47,479 --> 00:30:48,707
I did.
471
00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:51,180
The lettering's terrific.
472
00:30:51,283 --> 00:30:53,114
- She were always good at art.
- Hey, just wait...
473
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:57,485
We've got lots we need to talk about.
Let's look at diaries, shall we?
474
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,587
She's brilliant. Give her 10 minutes,
475
00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:02,854
she'll have young
Shirley doing the posters,
476
00:31:02,961 --> 00:31:05,521
her mother sewing costumes and
old man Stringer playing Moses.
477
00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:07,224
I envy a woman like that.
478
00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:11,827
- Envy? Isn't that a sin?
- Probably. My husband would know.
479
00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:13,700
But promise you won't
cast the first stone.
480
00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:15,102
I'd probably miss.
481
00:31:27,753 --> 00:31:30,381
So, do we have a deal, Andy?
482
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:32,383
God-wise?
483
00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:36,188
Have you really cast
Philip Swain as Lucifer?
484
00:31:36,928 --> 00:31:37,986
Yes, I have.
485
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:41,358
Casting. It's the secret of all drama.
486
00:31:44,269 --> 00:31:47,432
When you look at the world
and what a bloody mess it is,
487
00:31:47,506 --> 00:31:50,498
Satan's got to be someone
like Philip Swain, hasn't it?
488
00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:54,374
And God's got to be someone like me.
489
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:57,711
Yeah, I'll drink to that.
490
00:31:58,683 --> 00:32:00,082
I'll drink to the whole boiling.
491
00:32:18,703 --> 00:32:20,034
Mr Pascoe!
492
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:23,597
- Mrs Appleyard, what are you doing here?
- Just brought wages down for t'lads.
493
00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:26,337
Hey, she's a right goer, that
Eileen Anstiss, isn't she?
494
00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:29,145
Yeah, I think she probably is.
495
00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:31,647
I'm helping to design sets and costumes.
496
00:32:31,716 --> 00:32:32,876
And is your dad playing Noah?
497
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,145
No!
498
00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:37,586
But he is letting her have a
bit of our wood from t'yard.
499
00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:40,556
And I finished Jane Eyre.
Right let-down, isn't it?
500
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:41,717
Is it?
501
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:44,057
She settles for being a
housewife, doesn't she?
502
00:32:44,162 --> 00:32:47,222
Domestic bliss. Sod that for a lark.
503
00:32:47,866 --> 00:32:48,890
See ya.
504
00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:59,101
Is the controller in residence?
505
00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:02,180
No, but another one of
those letters has arrived.
506
00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:05,511
- He's left it on your desk.
- Ah, that was thoughtful of him.
507
00:33:06,284 --> 00:33:07,342
So, where is he?
508
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,684
He had an urgent summons
from Desperate Dan.
509
00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:16,186
Two points. First, I'm coming
under a lot of pressure about Swain.
510
00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:19,655
Don't tell me. He's got
friends in high places.
511
00:33:19,764 --> 00:33:23,860
Not him, his late wife.
Formerly Gail Delgado.
512
00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:27,504
Their lawyers want the body released
so it can be taken back to the States
513
00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:29,836
for interment in the family vault.
514
00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:32,233
They've got their own vault?
515
00:33:33,912 --> 00:33:35,903
Well, that merely
confirms my whole theory.
516
00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:37,739
Which is?
517
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:39,512
That Swain married her for her money
518
00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:41,609
then found she wouldn't give
him any, so he kills her.
519
00:33:42,153 --> 00:33:44,280
Two witnesses say suicide.
520
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:47,883
Both of them are liars and
one of them has run away.
521
00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:49,824
And how close are you to finding Waterson?
522
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,353
24 hours maximum.
523
00:33:55,967 --> 00:33:57,093
Sergeant Wield.
524
00:34:01,506 --> 00:34:02,530
What?
525
00:34:05,110 --> 00:34:06,134
What?
526
00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:11,977
My man at the hospital. Telling
me where to find Waterson.
527
00:35:53,118 --> 00:35:55,245
Take that, you queer!
528
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:01,356
We don't want you or your poof mates
529
00:36:01,426 --> 00:36:03,951
spreading your diseases round here, right?
530
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,223
Next time, we'll kill ya.
531
00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:17,099
"Of all the mights I have made
532
00:36:18,243 --> 00:36:19,938
"The most, next after me
533
00:36:21,279 --> 00:36:25,272
"I make thee, as master,
and mirror of my mind
534
00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:27,473
"I... "
535
00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:28,980
Bield.
536
00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:33,223
"I bield thee here banely
537
00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:36,484
"In bliss for to be
538
00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:44,062
"I name thee, for Lucifer,
as bearer of light. "
539
00:36:47,405 --> 00:36:51,865
"All the mirth that
is made is marked in me
540
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,443
"The beams of my brighthood
are burning so bright
541
00:36:59,784 --> 00:37:04,244
"And I so seemly in sight myself now I see
542
00:37:04,522 --> 00:37:08,549
"For like a Lord am I left,
to lend in this light. "
543
00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:11,392
I wouldn't bank on it.
544
00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:15,524
- Stick to the book, Andy. Please.
- Oh, aye.
545
00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:19,029
I'll do it by the book.
546
00:37:19,104 --> 00:37:22,096
Let's try again. From the top.
547
00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:25,333
I did warn her.
548
00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:34,741
Hey up.
549
00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,357
So, you lost him again?
550
00:37:43,228 --> 00:37:44,286
Yeah.
551
00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:46,793
He came out of the pub with two other men.
552
00:37:53,171 --> 00:37:54,763
They got into a car.
553
00:37:56,241 --> 00:37:57,640
I got the number.
554
00:37:57,709 --> 00:37:59,267
Make a good T-shirt, wouldn't it?
555
00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:01,501
Bunch of toe rags beat the hell out of me
556
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:03,205
and all I got was a lousy car number.
557
00:38:05,383 --> 00:38:06,941
Ah! Dr Livingstone.
558
00:38:07,051 --> 00:38:08,245
Marwood.
559
00:38:08,319 --> 00:38:10,082
And Mr Wield shouldn't be having visitors.
560
00:38:10,155 --> 00:38:12,180
I'm not visitors. I'm family.
561
00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:15,292
It was Dr Marwood telephoned me yesterday.
562
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,884
The informant with the tipoff?
563
00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:20,254
Well, let me tell you something, Doctor.
564
00:38:20,365 --> 00:38:23,562
I don't like telephone tipoffs that
end up with one of my best sergeants
565
00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:25,193
getting beaten senseless.
566
00:38:25,270 --> 00:38:29,104
Hard facts. Face-to-face.
That's what I like best.
567
00:38:29,507 --> 00:38:32,533
Now, come on. The lad
shouldn't be having visitors.
568
00:38:36,214 --> 00:38:38,648
I overheard Pamela on the phone.
569
00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:41,711
- Pamela Waterson?
- Yeah.
570
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,254
Arranging to meet Greg in the pub.
571
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,722
She said something
about bringing the money.
572
00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:49,521
Well, it could be a perfectly
innocent arrangement.
573
00:38:49,594 --> 00:38:51,619
Why did you phone Sergeant Wield?
574
00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:53,822
Because I think Pamela
is a very vulnerable woman
575
00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:56,366
and Greg mixes with some
very dangerous people.
576
00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:58,358
Do you fancy Mrs Waterson?
577
00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:01,505
We're friends and
colleagues. No more, no less.
578
00:39:01,606 --> 00:39:05,269
No need to be defensive. We're
both grown men with active loins.
579
00:39:13,918 --> 00:39:17,649
And the owner of the winning car
is Harold Park of 27 A, String Lane.
580
00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:43,237
Was that a monk?
581
00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:45,282
The wee brownie? Aye.
582
00:39:45,350 --> 00:39:48,842
We sometimes do a bit of business with
the devout, you know, candles mostly.
583
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,889
You wouldnae believe how many candles
these guys go through. God only knows.
584
00:39:51,956 --> 00:39:54,516
Well, I suppose God would know, what
with him being God and stuff like that.
585
00:39:54,592 --> 00:39:55,752
Although I'm no religious freak myself,
586
00:39:55,827 --> 00:39:58,421
which you probably think's a bit
strange, what with the cross and the...
587
00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:02,762
Oh, the police. You never
had your uniform on, you know.
588
00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:05,064
I would have recognised you right
away had you had your uniform on.
589
00:40:05,169 --> 00:40:06,636
But a policeman? You know, you never said.
590
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,262
I was waiting for a
short period of silence.
591
00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:12,041
I'm looking for Harold Park.
592
00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:15,637
Harold, yeah. Harold lives at
27 A. This is 27 without an A.
593
00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:17,408
You'll find his front door
at the back, in the yard.
594
00:40:17,482 --> 00:40:19,006
It's green. Well, I mean, it's green now.
595
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,051
I mean, it used to be yellow.
Terrible shade of yellow.
596
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:24,088
But it's green now. Hey,
unfortunately, he's not in, though.
597
00:40:24,155 --> 00:40:25,349
Harold's a commercial traveller.
598
00:40:25,456 --> 00:40:26,650
Although, I wouldnae say that to his face.
599
00:40:26,724 --> 00:40:28,624
Some of them are a bit touchy,
you know. Very sensitive.
600
00:40:29,294 --> 00:40:30,625
What does he sell?
601
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:32,161
Veterinary products, mostly.
602
00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:34,323
Wee pills for poodles. Things like that.
603
00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:36,959
He gave me some cow ointment once.
Did wonders for my haemorrhoids.
604
00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:39,526
If you ever get haemorrhoids... I'm not
saying that you have got haemorrhoids...
605
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:40,798
- But if you ever get...
- When he gets back,
606
00:40:40,872 --> 00:40:43,807
- ask him to phone me.
- Yeah? Okay.
607
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:17,267
My client accepts that his initial
statement about the death of his wife
608
00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:22,677
was made voluntarily, without coercion,
and strictly according to the book.
609
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:25,874
Why are you telling
me what I already know?
610
00:41:26,551 --> 00:41:29,577
Because he'd now like
to modify that statement.
611
00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:34,250
- Would you like me to read it?
- No, I don't think so.
612
00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:37,217
Why doesn't Mr Lucifer...
613
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:42,163
Beg your pardon, Mr Swain, give
me the gist, in his own words?
614
00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,658
Whatever they happen to be today?
615
00:41:45,470 --> 00:41:46,596
The gist.
616
00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:52,109
I was holding the gun when it went off.
617
00:41:55,113 --> 00:41:57,274
They were both high on whatever
drugs they'd been taking,
618
00:41:57,348 --> 00:42:00,715
I'm not an expert. Greg was
hysterical, as you know, so was Gail.
619
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:08,792
She pointed the gun at me, I grabbed it.
620
00:42:08,893 --> 00:42:11,384
I pointed it at her
because I was frightened.
621
00:42:13,998 --> 00:42:16,023
There was a tug of war
622
00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:20,264
and she squeezed the finger that was
on the trigger and the gun went off.
623
00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:27,837
There's only one thing being tugged here,
624
00:42:27,912 --> 00:42:30,107
and I'm too much of a
gentleman to say what it is.
625
00:42:33,317 --> 00:42:35,251
Technically, I killed her.
626
00:42:37,755 --> 00:42:40,383
And I suppose morally.
627
00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:43,920
I have nightmares about that moment
and I expect to for the rest of my life.
628
00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:48,794
Well, that's dealt with
technically and morally.
629
00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:52,133
What about legally?
What are you up to, Eden?
630
00:42:52,770 --> 00:42:53,998
Put on a good show at the inquest?
631
00:42:55,206 --> 00:42:58,698
To see if money will get misadventure
or accidental death, is that it?
632
00:42:59,811 --> 00:43:05,545
My client believes that Mr Waterson
will confirm this version of events
633
00:43:05,650 --> 00:43:07,709
when his statement becomes available.
634
00:43:08,519 --> 00:43:10,453
When Mr Waterson becomes available?
635
00:43:11,155 --> 00:43:14,647
What's your client done with him?
Bought him off or bumped him off?
636
00:43:14,725 --> 00:43:19,719
The central issue remains of an early
settlement for this tragic affair.
637
00:43:20,731 --> 00:43:23,325
So that Mrs Swain's remains could be
638
00:43:23,401 --> 00:43:26,564
released to next of kin
for a Christian burial.
639
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:33,206
Off the record, I will add that the
Chief Constable shares my concern
640
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:35,768
about the way that this
matter has dragged on.
641
00:43:35,847 --> 00:43:38,077
Yeah, I know he does.
642
00:43:39,050 --> 00:43:42,110
Right. Sling your hook, gentlemen.
643
00:43:43,321 --> 00:43:45,346
I've got a murder inquiry to get on with.
644
00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:49,984
An inspector? I must be
going up in the world.
645
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:52,118
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
646
00:43:53,164 --> 00:43:55,428
My self-esteem needs
all the help it can get.
647
00:43:55,533 --> 00:43:56,591
Why is that?
648
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,801
If a man keeps running
around with other women,
649
00:44:00,872 --> 00:44:02,066
what does say about the wife?
650
00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:04,066
If I run around with other women,
651
00:44:04,175 --> 00:44:06,837
my wife would reach for the
shears and a divorce lawyer.
652
00:44:06,911 --> 00:44:08,310
Probably in that order.
653
00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:10,376
But I respect the sanctity of life.
654
00:44:11,215 --> 00:44:12,739
I'm a good Catholic girl.
655
00:44:14,051 --> 00:44:15,712
- Tea?
- No, thanks.
656
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:18,849
Why did you meet him in the pub?
657
00:44:19,690 --> 00:44:20,884
I took him some money.
658
00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:22,482
- How much?
- �40.
659
00:44:23,060 --> 00:44:24,493
And what happened?
660
00:44:25,730 --> 00:44:27,129
I gave him the money.
661
00:44:31,936 --> 00:44:33,403
He said it wasn't enough.
662
00:44:35,139 --> 00:44:37,232
I said it was more than I could afford.
663
00:44:37,808 --> 00:44:39,969
You know I haven't got any money!
664
00:44:41,245 --> 00:44:43,611
He started to lose his temper, so I left.
665
00:44:45,883 --> 00:44:47,145
You say he had other women?
666
00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:50,510
Do you know any of their
names? Apart from Mrs Swain?
667
00:44:51,722 --> 00:44:55,055
Beverly King. I put her top of the league.
668
00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:56,751
And why is that?
669
00:44:58,029 --> 00:44:59,428
She was the first one,
670
00:45:00,097 --> 00:45:01,530
so far, the only one,
671
00:45:01,599 --> 00:45:03,362
where I walked in the house
and actually caught them at it.
672
00:45:11,976 --> 00:45:13,102
Any idea where she lives?
673
00:45:15,813 --> 00:45:17,576
She lives on one of the
canals, in a houseboat.
674
00:45:18,616 --> 00:45:20,208
I think it's called the Bluebell.
675
00:45:23,287 --> 00:45:24,549
A Bluebell Girl.
676
00:45:25,756 --> 00:45:27,917
More like a blonde
floozy with a drug habit.
677
00:45:31,295 --> 00:45:33,160
But then I suppose I'm prejudiced.
678
00:45:37,535 --> 00:45:39,332
May I ask you a more personal question?
679
00:45:41,038 --> 00:45:43,802
Go on. I'll pretend you're a priest.
680
00:45:45,776 --> 00:45:47,004
Are there any men in your life?
681
00:45:50,514 --> 00:45:52,038
Not in the way you mean.
682
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:55,912
If I ever have a child,
it'll be a miracle.
683
00:45:56,754 --> 00:46:01,782
I was born, like the comedians
say, at a very early age.
684
00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:03,386
Whereabouts?
685
00:46:03,961 --> 00:46:06,759
In one of those outposts
of the old British Empire,
686
00:46:06,831 --> 00:46:10,096
where the army was left to clear
up the post-imperialist shit.
687
00:46:10,735 --> 00:46:12,168
Your father was a soldier?
688
00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:14,130
An army padre.
689
00:46:14,805 --> 00:46:17,069
The squaddies used to
call him a God-botherer.
690
00:46:18,075 --> 00:46:19,804
Now it's my turn to bother God.
691
00:46:20,177 --> 00:46:21,269
And when was this?
692
00:46:21,912 --> 00:46:23,038
When was what?
693
00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:24,971
When were you born?
694
00:46:28,352 --> 00:46:30,513
Ellie, dearest heart,
695
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:33,283
this is an in-depth
profile for the local paper
696
00:46:33,357 --> 00:46:35,450
about my life, my depths,
697
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,352
some of which are so deep,
we could easily drown.
698
00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:43,626
Next question.
699
00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:47,602
Uh... When did you first become
interested in the theatre?
700
00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:50,436
At boarding school.
701
00:46:51,609 --> 00:46:54,806
Where, and you might like
to underline this bit,
702
00:46:54,879 --> 00:46:57,404
I was otherwise as miserable as sin.
703
00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:00,674
Don't mind me.
704
00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:33,612
"Of all the mights I have made
705
00:47:34,318 --> 00:47:36,149
"Most, next after me
706
00:47:37,421 --> 00:47:41,517
"I make thee as master,
and mirror of my might
707
00:47:43,127 --> 00:47:45,152
"I bield thee here, banely
708
00:47:46,163 --> 00:47:47,687
"In bliss for to be
709
00:47:48,833 --> 00:47:50,630
"I name thee as Lucifer...
710
00:47:55,172 --> 00:47:57,003
"I name thee as Lucifer
711
00:47:58,676 --> 00:48:00,837
"And bearer of light. "
712
00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:39,071
The inquest verdict was
accidental death. Ho ho.
713
00:48:39,984 --> 00:48:43,420
Mr Swain, who's known to his
theatrical friends as Lucifer,
714
00:48:43,487 --> 00:48:48,151
is this very day taking what
remains of his wife's remains
715
00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:51,888
to the United States, en
route for the family vaults.
716
00:48:51,962 --> 00:48:54,294
- Which means...
- Case closed?
717
00:48:54,365 --> 00:48:56,162
He thinks he's won and he hasn't.
718
00:48:56,834 --> 00:48:59,496
Now, Wieldy here's still got a bit
of a bad leg from his walloping,
719
00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:02,471
but his brain's intact,
so he's going to, um...
720
00:49:02,573 --> 00:49:04,598
Well, you tell him
yourself, Hop-a-long.
721
00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:06,973
Well, I'm trolling through all
the paperwork and timetables
722
00:49:07,044 --> 00:49:08,909
to see what we might have missed.
723
00:49:09,013 --> 00:49:11,379
Especially the gap in Mrs Swain's life.
724
00:49:12,082 --> 00:49:15,677
She was supposed to go to America
10 days before she was killed.
725
00:49:15,753 --> 00:49:20,053
Where was she in that period?
What was she doing? And who with?
726
00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:21,819
In among all this mess,
727
00:49:21,892 --> 00:49:25,089
people have been getting away with
at least half of the deadly sins.
728
00:49:25,162 --> 00:49:26,925
And I don't like it.
729
00:49:27,198 --> 00:49:29,496
"I, the Lord, thy God, am a jealous God. "
730
00:49:29,934 --> 00:49:31,492
I, the Lord, thy God
731
00:49:31,569 --> 00:49:35,699
am no lover of smartarses, which
includes you, Inspector Pascoe.
732
00:49:36,674 --> 00:49:39,165
Have you sorted out
those anonymous letters?
733
00:49:39,777 --> 00:49:42,644
- The straight answer, no, I haven't.
- It's my own fault.
734
00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:46,006
Should have burnt the lot
as soon as they arrived.
735
00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:48,244
Cast them all into the fiery furnace.
736
00:49:50,287 --> 00:49:51,447
Right.
737
00:49:53,691 --> 00:49:55,215
Oh, and, er...
738
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,787
don't forget.
739
00:49:58,395 --> 00:50:02,058
Philip Swain, he's for
the furnace and all.
740
00:50:23,487 --> 00:50:25,114
Mr Park?
741
00:50:25,222 --> 00:50:26,348
Yes.
742
00:50:26,457 --> 00:50:28,755
- Back from your travels?
- Yes, I just got back this morning.
743
00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:31,987
This is Mr Pascoe. Remember
I told you about Mr Pascoe?
744
00:50:32,096 --> 00:50:33,290
He was going to phone ya.
745
00:50:33,797 --> 00:50:35,492
Yeah, I was going to phone you.
746
00:50:36,567 --> 00:50:38,762
You just got back this morning
and now you're off again?
747
00:50:38,836 --> 00:50:42,533
I'm a traveller, got to keep
moving, nature of the job.
748
00:50:43,207 --> 00:50:44,834
What's in the boxes?
749
00:50:45,976 --> 00:50:47,068
Flea powder.
750
00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:49,440
Flea powder?
751
00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:51,169
For fleas.
752
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:54,851
It isn't flea powder, Harold. It's heroin.
753
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:57,612
I believe it works.
754
00:50:59,657 --> 00:51:01,147
And they die happy.
755
00:51:35,292 --> 00:51:36,623
Miss King?
756
00:51:46,236 --> 00:51:47,498
Hello?
757
00:51:51,141 --> 00:51:53,837
- No sign of life.
- Nothing.
758
00:52:11,762 --> 00:52:14,060
There should be a half
eaten meal at the very least.
759
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:15,291
You what?
760
00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:17,331
Historical reference.
761
00:52:18,168 --> 00:52:19,567
Mary Celeste.
762
00:52:26,377 --> 00:52:28,436
Permission to send divers down?
763
00:52:28,545 --> 00:52:29,944
The boat's been wrecked
and the smart money says
764
00:52:30,047 --> 00:52:32,447
Greg Waterson and Beverly King
might have ended up in the water.
765
00:52:32,516 --> 00:52:34,677
- I mean, I know we're over budget...
- We're only over budget
766
00:52:34,785 --> 00:52:38,084
because Desperate Dan decided
to extend the bloody car park.
767
00:52:38,188 --> 00:52:39,553
It's not a problem, Peter.
768
00:52:39,657 --> 00:52:41,352
I'll tell him you did
it off your own back,
769
00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:43,619
without proper consultation.
770
00:52:49,767 --> 00:52:51,928
Sorry to disturb you
when you're busy, love.
771
00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:54,903
- Mr Dalziel, isn't it?
- That's right.
772
00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:59,241
- Good book?
- Mr Pascoe says it is.
773
00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:02,073
That's not a proper answer.
774
00:53:04,048 --> 00:53:07,074
So, what can we do for you?
775
00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:09,042
What?
776
00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:12,386
I'm not like Mr Pascoe, you know.
777
00:53:12,456 --> 00:53:14,822
Ask you a few leading questions
778
00:53:15,259 --> 00:53:18,490
and give you a reading list
with a written paper to follow.
779
00:53:18,562 --> 00:53:21,258
No, I'm your friendly
bobby. I'm here to help you.
780
00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:23,057
And then what?
781
00:53:25,135 --> 00:53:27,296
Give me all the dirt on Philip Swain.
782
00:53:33,377 --> 00:53:34,742
You could find Tony for me.
783
00:53:35,946 --> 00:53:37,277
Who's Tony when he's at home?
784
00:53:38,082 --> 00:53:40,380
He's me husband and he hasn't
been at home for three years.
785
00:53:42,619 --> 00:53:45,019
Do you... Do you know where he is?
786
00:53:45,089 --> 00:53:46,522
Went to London, looking for work.
787
00:53:47,357 --> 00:53:49,552
Serves him right. Do
you ever hear from him?
788
00:53:50,761 --> 00:53:52,888
Sent money till about a year ago
789
00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:55,193
and he always sends a
card on t'bairn's birthday.
790
00:53:56,266 --> 00:53:58,291
- Do you want him back?
- Not particularly.
791
00:53:58,969 --> 00:54:01,995
Just want to know what's happening,
so I can draw a line across the page.
792
00:54:02,639 --> 00:54:04,300
End of a chapter, like.
793
00:54:13,383 --> 00:54:14,611
Mr Stringer.
794
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,220
Been digging sand castles?
795
00:54:17,287 --> 00:54:19,448
Clearing the site over yon side
of the estate at Crimpers Knoll.
796
00:54:19,523 --> 00:54:23,254
Oh, aye? I used to steal
apples there when I was a lad.
797
00:54:23,327 --> 00:54:26,421
- Are you building there?
- Dozen spec houses. Top of the market.
798
00:54:26,497 --> 00:54:29,057
- Executive homes?
- Summat like that.
799
00:54:29,133 --> 00:54:31,897
- What are you doing for money?
- Not my department.
800
00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:34,904
- Mr Swain's department?
- Aye. Why not?
801
00:54:34,972 --> 00:54:37,236
Aren't you supping with the devil, Arnie?
802
00:54:37,341 --> 00:54:38,968
He's always been a good
mate to me, has Philip.
803
00:54:39,042 --> 00:54:40,839
- We were at school together.
- Get off.
804
00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:43,811
Used to go to a posh school with
Latin teachers and striped blazers.
805
00:54:43,881 --> 00:54:47,009
- No, before that. Village school.
- Your loyalty does you credit.
806
00:54:47,918 --> 00:54:49,715
And what about
your son-in-law?
807
00:54:50,687 --> 00:54:52,177
What about Tony?
808
00:54:52,256 --> 00:54:53,382
What about him?
809
00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:55,721
I promised your daughter
I'd try and find him.
810
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:59,524
Full force of the law, just
to set her mind at rest.
811
00:55:01,098 --> 00:55:02,588
I haven't seen him since he left.
812
00:55:02,699 --> 00:55:06,658
God's truth, Arnie? He's always listening.
813
00:55:08,939 --> 00:55:11,032
Just after Christmas,
I went down to London.
814
00:55:11,909 --> 00:55:14,343
He'd moved, but he'd
left a forwarding address.
815
00:55:14,411 --> 00:55:16,174
Found him living with some woman.
816
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,071
Now then, you're not so
bloody clever now, are you?
817
00:55:19,183 --> 00:55:20,343
Oh, shut it!
818
00:55:20,417 --> 00:55:22,476
Told him what I thought about him.
819
00:55:23,787 --> 00:55:26,381
Told him to stay away from our
Shirley and the bairn or I'd...
820
00:55:26,456 --> 00:55:28,947
Or you wouldn't be
responsible for your actions.
821
00:55:30,527 --> 00:55:31,619
Aye.
822
00:55:33,063 --> 00:55:34,223
And?
823
00:55:34,298 --> 00:55:35,959
That's it, Mr Dalziel, there's no more.
824
00:55:38,702 --> 00:55:42,160
Well, if you think of any
more, I'll be in my office.
825
00:55:43,774 --> 00:55:45,639
Or else in the cathedral.
826
00:56:10,968 --> 00:56:12,367
Tell them another hour.
827
00:56:28,185 --> 00:56:29,777
- Where are they?
- Down there, sir.
828
00:56:37,127 --> 00:56:38,924
One more time.
829
00:56:39,029 --> 00:56:41,361
What are you doing out of
the house? You found anything?
830
00:56:41,465 --> 00:56:44,559
- One dog, one cat, two hamsters.
- Guinea pigs.
831
00:56:44,668 --> 00:56:47,159
You're looking for the wrong
thing in the wrong place.
832
00:56:47,271 --> 00:56:49,671
Try telling him that.
He'll be thrilled to bits.
833
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,105
That's where you should be looking.
834
00:56:56,546 --> 00:56:58,480
Special quality Peruvian flea powder,
835
00:56:58,582 --> 00:57:01,847
as sold to Greg Waterson by Mr
Park, the commercial traveller.
836
00:57:01,952 --> 00:57:04,352
In the library, with
the bloody lead piping.
837
00:57:05,022 --> 00:57:06,421
Why was it in the canal?
838
00:57:06,490 --> 00:57:08,219
That's why he did his
runner from the hospital.
839
00:57:08,292 --> 00:57:09,657
He assumed we'd track him
back to Beverly's houseboat
840
00:57:09,726 --> 00:57:12,217
and find that, so he dumped it.
841
00:57:19,703 --> 00:57:20,795
And the night I saw him at the pub,
842
00:57:20,904 --> 00:57:23,304
he was supposed to have a
thousand in cash for Harold Park.
843
00:57:23,373 --> 00:57:26,171
Yeah, he offered them 40
quid. They were not amused.
844
00:57:26,610 --> 00:57:29,101
This half-arsed drug
ring, they're 10 a penny.
845
00:57:29,746 --> 00:57:32,340
Are you giving me owt that's going
to help me to nick Phil Swain?
846
00:57:32,416 --> 00:57:33,849
Not at the moment.
847
00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:36,579
Well, in that case, I'm
off home, to learn me lines.
848
00:57:41,992 --> 00:57:45,120
Is it possible you're getting
just a bit obsessed about Swain?
849
00:57:45,228 --> 00:57:47,128
Of course I'm obsessed. The man's evil.
850
00:57:47,230 --> 00:57:49,095
We're not entitled to
say that without proof.
851
00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:51,430
It's a free country,
I can say what I like.
852
00:57:51,501 --> 00:57:52,832
And what I'm saying is Philip Swain
853
00:57:52,903 --> 00:57:56,339
is not one of your tupenny ha'penny
villains like Harold Park. No!
854
00:57:57,374 --> 00:57:59,274
Philip Swain comes
around once in a lifetime.
855
00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:02,411
He's evil from choice, not necessity.
856
00:58:02,512 --> 00:58:05,538
- You still have to prove it.
- No, you lads have to prove it.
857
00:58:05,615 --> 00:58:08,243
My guts, your brains.
That's how the system works.
858
00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:10,283
Yeah, don't I bloody know it.
859
00:58:11,355 --> 00:58:13,016
Oi! Where are you going?
860
00:58:13,090 --> 00:58:15,422
Home, before I say
something I might regret.
861
00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:18,723
That's your problem, Peter. You
always think before you speak.
862
00:58:19,429 --> 00:58:21,294
And you speak before you think.
863
00:58:21,365 --> 00:58:24,095
Aye. Eileen says it's my tragic flaw.
864
00:58:24,167 --> 00:58:25,725
Oh! By the way...
865
00:58:27,104 --> 00:58:29,163
Got another one of them letters.
866
00:58:37,914 --> 00:58:40,109
Well, it is your case.
867
00:58:43,754 --> 00:58:45,381
The first one was early in the new year.
868
00:58:46,623 --> 00:58:49,114
"My New Year's resolution
is to kill myself. "
869
00:58:49,226 --> 00:58:51,456
And after that, it's every
three weeks, on average.
870
00:58:51,995 --> 00:58:56,159
Changes her mind on Valentine's Day
and changes it again a week later.
871
00:58:57,034 --> 00:58:58,433
But she doesn't want him to stop her.
872
00:58:58,502 --> 00:59:00,094
She just wants him to
know about her feelings.
873
00:59:00,170 --> 00:59:01,535
It's like a confession.
874
00:59:02,706 --> 00:59:04,139
A nice Catholic girl?
875
00:59:05,308 --> 00:59:07,071
Pamela Waterson's a nice Catholic girl.
876
00:59:07,144 --> 00:59:09,305
I respect the sanctity of life.
877
00:59:09,379 --> 00:59:12,041
But isn't it a mortal sin,
suicide, if you're a Catholic?
878
00:59:12,149 --> 00:59:13,173
Yeah, I think so.
879
00:59:14,985 --> 00:59:16,213
You sure it's a woman?
880
00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:19,450
Trust me, Peter, a woman wrote these.
881
00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:20,989
And the most recent says,
882
00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:23,925
"Relax, Mr Dalziel, I
haven't yet fixed the date. "
883
00:59:25,796 --> 00:59:27,991
She seems to know him somehow.
884
00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:30,426
But not quite.
885
00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:33,634
Everybody knows Andy, but not quite.
886
00:59:34,337 --> 00:59:35,702
That's why he's dumped this on you.
887
00:59:35,772 --> 00:59:37,433
Why?
888
00:59:37,541 --> 00:59:40,408
These letters are controlled and literate
889
00:59:41,511 --> 00:59:42,910
and deeply emotional.
890
00:59:43,780 --> 00:59:45,975
Andy keeps his deep emotions to himself.
891
00:59:46,049 --> 00:59:47,812
He puts his emotions into his work.
892
00:59:48,718 --> 00:59:50,982
"My guts, your brains, Peter. "
893
00:59:53,156 --> 00:59:55,021
Well, can't speak for you, spouse,
894
00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:57,560
but my brains are knackered.
895
01:00:02,632 --> 01:00:04,497
You didn't write these, did you?
896
01:00:05,068 --> 01:00:08,037
I'd have signed my name,
I'm not ashamed of being me.
897
01:00:09,639 --> 01:00:10,936
What, is that a clue?
898
01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:13,737
This woman's ashamed of
being... whoever she is?
899
01:00:14,778 --> 01:00:17,212
Most women are, but I'm on the case.
900
01:00:18,081 --> 01:00:20,777
"Time for bed," said Ellie.
901
01:00:39,269 --> 01:00:41,134
This better be good, Eden.
902
01:00:42,539 --> 01:00:44,370
Dragging me out here when
I've got better things to do.
903
01:00:44,474 --> 01:00:45,634
On a Saturday?
904
01:00:45,709 --> 01:00:48,177
I'm due at rehearsals in 20 minutes.
905
01:00:48,278 --> 01:00:51,475
And don't even mention the word
"luvvy". Or I'll kick your teeth in.
906
01:00:51,548 --> 01:00:53,482
Well, let me take them out first.
907
01:00:55,018 --> 01:00:57,509
I no longer represent Philip Swain.
908
01:00:58,455 --> 01:01:00,946
Oh, aye? Did the cheque bounce?
909
01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:04,392
Well, that's the only reason
lawyers resign, isn't it?
910
01:01:05,195 --> 01:01:06,457
Well, it was rather more than that.
911
01:01:06,563 --> 01:01:09,031
You see, the cheque was
drawn on his wife's account
912
01:01:09,099 --> 01:01:10,828
and signed by her in
the middle of February,
913
01:01:10,901 --> 01:01:13,096
but the bank refused to honour it,
914
01:01:13,203 --> 01:01:16,172
because in their opinion,
the signature wasn't genuine.
915
01:01:16,907 --> 01:01:19,102
Your client, your ex-client,
916
01:01:19,943 --> 01:01:22,537
tried to pay off his
lawyers with a forged cheque?
917
01:01:22,612 --> 01:01:23,704
Seemingly.
918
01:01:24,281 --> 01:01:25,748
You brought the evidence?
919
01:01:30,787 --> 01:01:34,416
And this was for services
rendered in connection with what?
920
01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:36,219
Land conveyance.
921
01:01:36,293 --> 01:01:37,692
Planning permission, Crimpers Knoll.
922
01:01:38,295 --> 01:01:40,695
That could cost a fortune
in little brown envelopes.
923
01:01:41,498 --> 01:01:44,831
You'll be discreet, won't
you, when you see Philip?
924
01:01:44,901 --> 01:01:49,031
You're like all the rest, aren't
you? You're shit scared of the man.
925
01:01:49,439 --> 01:01:51,168
Our field of dreams, Arnie.
926
01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:53,942
Don't talk to me about dreams.
927
01:01:54,344 --> 01:01:56,175
They'll go away, I promise you.
928
01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:58,870
They know.
929
01:01:58,949 --> 01:02:01,611
- Sorry, who knows what?
- Dalziel.
930
01:02:02,085 --> 01:02:05,213
Dalziel knows nothing.
He can prove even less.
931
01:02:05,322 --> 01:02:06,914
He frightens me.
932
01:02:06,990 --> 01:02:09,515
- He thinks he's got me over a barrel.
- Arnie, trust me.
933
01:02:09,593 --> 01:02:11,254
I know the man who makes the barrels.
934
01:02:11,361 --> 01:02:13,420
You can always get
justice in this country,
935
01:02:13,496 --> 01:02:14,793
if you can afford to pay for it.
936
01:02:14,864 --> 01:02:17,833
And thanks to Gail's estate, we can
afford it. We can afford anything.
937
01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:19,061
You've always been a
good mate to me, Phil,
938
01:02:19,135 --> 01:02:20,727
I won't deny that, but that Dalziel...
939
01:02:20,837 --> 01:02:22,998
Forget about him, forget about yourself.
940
01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:25,166
This is for Shirley
and your granddaughter.
941
01:02:25,275 --> 01:02:28,676
Generation unto generation, that's
what your good book says, isn't it?
942
01:02:29,279 --> 01:02:30,541
It says a lot of things.
943
01:02:31,381 --> 01:02:32,678
It says too much.
944
01:02:36,286 --> 01:02:37,719
It don't leave you alone.
945
01:02:43,326 --> 01:02:48,195
Now, I fully expect this
to be a total shambles.
946
01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:51,029
Don't worry, the first
time in the proper setting
947
01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:53,934
without scripts is bound to be a shambles.
948
01:02:54,037 --> 01:02:57,700
Canon Horncastle has agreed
to read in for Lucifer,
949
01:02:58,008 --> 01:02:59,771
until Mr Swain gets here.
950
01:03:00,243 --> 01:03:03,110
And if you forget your words,
951
01:03:03,179 --> 01:03:04,840
Ellie is on the book.
952
01:03:05,048 --> 01:03:08,108
- Any questions?
- Yeah. What time is the tea break?
953
01:03:08,585 --> 01:03:10,177
My wife's seeing to that.
954
01:03:10,287 --> 01:03:13,586
Refreshments will be available
in the north transept.
955
01:03:13,657 --> 01:03:16,717
Tea, sandwiches, biscuits, homemade cakes.
956
01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:19,853
Dorothy, you are a jewel
of the highest magnitude.
957
01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:21,624
Indeed she is.
958
01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:24,463
And ever more shall be so.
959
01:03:25,235 --> 01:03:28,602
Excellent. Now, opening positions, please.
960
01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:35,242
From the top, in your own time.
961
01:03:40,317 --> 01:03:43,343
"First when I wrought this world so wide,
962
01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:48,780
"Wood and wind, and waters wan,
963
01:03:50,226 --> 01:03:53,457
"Heaven and Hell were not to hide... "
964
01:03:53,563 --> 01:03:55,622
And then you begin to go up.
965
01:03:56,366 --> 01:03:58,163
- You what?
- You go up.
966
01:03:58,768 --> 01:04:00,258
You'll be on a scissor lift.
967
01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:03,897
And we whack in the dry ice
so you emerge from the clouds.
968
01:04:04,007 --> 01:04:06,237
I'm not getting on any
scissor lift. I mean...
969
01:04:06,309 --> 01:04:08,334
I'm strictly a ground-level actor, me.
970
01:04:08,445 --> 01:04:10,936
I'm going to be 10 times
as high as you are, Andy,
971
01:04:11,047 --> 01:04:12,173
I'll be in the gallery.
972
01:04:12,282 --> 01:04:14,182
Listen, flower, I may be
a senior police officer,
973
01:04:14,284 --> 01:04:15,478
but I'm bloody terrified of heights.
974
01:04:15,552 --> 01:04:17,577
Excuse me.
975
01:04:19,789 --> 01:04:22,189
Dalziel. What?
976
01:04:24,327 --> 01:04:25,726
Ten minutes.
977
01:04:26,763 --> 01:04:27,957
Where are you going?
978
01:04:28,031 --> 01:04:30,056
You're Lucifer's in the shit again.
979
01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:31,599
But you can't go!
980
01:04:31,668 --> 01:04:34,466
Didn't you know? God's transcendent.
981
01:04:34,571 --> 01:04:37,039
Ask the Canon. It's his department.
982
01:04:37,107 --> 01:04:41,635
God's everywhere. So I'll still
be here, even after I've gone.
983
01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:11,874
Sir, I've spoken to Swain.
He seems in a state of shock.
984
01:05:11,941 --> 01:05:13,636
He deserves to be.
985
01:05:14,344 --> 01:05:15,709
Right.
986
01:05:15,812 --> 01:05:19,077
You go and give some official
comfort to the wife and daughter.
987
01:05:19,149 --> 01:05:20,548
I'll give some to Swain.
988
01:05:29,692 --> 01:05:30,750
Mr Swain.
989
01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:35,663
A man falls in front of a large
piece of earth-moving equipment.
990
01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:38,596
There has to be a rational explanation.
991
01:05:40,570 --> 01:05:42,970
- He insisted.
- Insisted?
992
01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:46,606
On what? Standing in front?
993
01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:50,443
No, he insisted I should drive.
994
01:05:50,513 --> 01:05:52,845
"Your field of dreams," he
said, "you should do it. "
995
01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:55,547
So it was ceremonial.
996
01:05:55,652 --> 01:05:58,246
Well, yes, he believed
in ritual and ceremony,
997
01:05:58,321 --> 01:05:59,720
God and the Queen and he insisted.
998
01:05:59,789 --> 01:06:01,780
"Go on, Phil," he said,
"you do it. " So I did it
999
01:06:01,891 --> 01:06:06,385
and I was halfway down the slope
and he just leapt out in front of me.
1000
01:06:06,863 --> 01:06:08,728
There was simply no time to stop.
1001
01:06:09,365 --> 01:06:11,629
For what it's worth, the other day,
1002
01:06:12,168 --> 01:06:14,966
Arnie told me you'd always
been a good friend to him.
1003
01:06:19,943 --> 01:06:23,242
- Thank you for telling me that.
- Wait to speak so.
1004
01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,804
Why should your good
friend want to kill himself?
1005
01:06:32,455 --> 01:06:33,752
Mr Dalziel,
1006
01:06:35,525 --> 01:06:37,015
I want to confess.
1007
01:06:43,132 --> 01:06:45,794
- A little strong for my taste.
- Oh, I'm so sorry, dear.
1008
01:06:46,436 --> 01:06:49,599
Excuse me, you can't
leave those boxes there.
1009
01:06:51,374 --> 01:06:55,310
Have you ever said to your
husband, "Go screw yourself!"
1010
01:06:56,246 --> 01:06:58,111
"Go screw yourself. "
1011
01:06:59,449 --> 01:07:01,940
- Do you say it to your husband?
- Frequently.
1012
01:07:02,685 --> 01:07:05,313
Going down, going down, going down.
1013
01:07:16,633 --> 01:07:17,861
Dirty queer.
1014
01:07:19,669 --> 01:07:20,829
We don't want you
1015
01:07:20,937 --> 01:07:23,633
and your poof mates spreading
diseases round here, right?
1016
01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:26,706
Next time, we'll kill ya.
1017
01:07:26,809 --> 01:07:28,470
- Can we sort this out later?
- Sure.
1018
01:07:41,257 --> 01:07:43,191
Who's doing the interviews for that lot?
1019
01:07:43,293 --> 01:07:46,353
One of the many who forgot to
send me a Christmas card last year.
1020
01:07:47,497 --> 01:07:49,863
The ringleader, what's his name?
1021
01:07:49,966 --> 01:07:52,127
Short, goatee beard, earring.
1022
01:07:52,969 --> 01:07:54,163
Medwin.
1023
01:07:55,371 --> 01:07:57,305
- I'll see to him.
- Right.
1024
01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:11,520
I'm deeply sorry, Mrs
Stringer, Mrs Appleyard.
1025
01:08:12,722 --> 01:08:14,485
There was nothing we could do.
1026
01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:19,121
He were a good man.
1027
01:08:19,796 --> 01:08:21,923
A good husband, a good father.
1028
01:08:21,998 --> 01:08:23,590
He deserved a better life.
1029
01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:27,261
I hope he's gone to
heaven. He deserves heaven.
1030
01:08:27,370 --> 01:08:28,735
Of course he does.
1031
01:08:32,809 --> 01:08:34,868
Just let me know when you want to go home.
1032
01:08:34,978 --> 01:08:36,036
Now, please.
1033
01:08:48,758 --> 01:08:51,522
In the name of the Father, the
Son and the Holy Ghost, amen.
1034
01:08:56,199 --> 01:08:58,667
There's never anything we
can do to help, is there?
1035
01:09:00,203 --> 01:09:04,071
Do you want legal representation or
do you want to make it man to man,
1036
01:09:04,741 --> 01:09:06,606
without fear of bouncing cheques?
1037
01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:10,108
I don't want legal representation.
1038
01:09:11,914 --> 01:09:13,279
Coffee and doughnuts.
1039
01:09:14,851 --> 01:09:17,547
I always think doughnuts
are better than sex.
1040
01:09:18,121 --> 01:09:19,213
You know that?
1041
01:09:19,689 --> 01:09:22,089
Surprise in every bite and
they don't talk back at you.
1042
01:09:22,925 --> 01:09:24,392
Hello, canteen?
1043
01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:26,928
Yeah, can I have coffee
and doughnuts for...
1044
01:09:27,964 --> 01:09:30,899
- No, thanks. ... one, please.
1045
01:09:31,768 --> 01:09:34,464
In Interview Room A. Ta, love.
1046
01:09:36,205 --> 01:09:37,229
Shall we go?
1047
01:09:45,715 --> 01:09:48,445
What's your problem, son?
Don't you like football?
1048
01:09:49,419 --> 01:09:52,081
Course I like football.
I go all over with t'lads.
1049
01:09:52,889 --> 01:09:54,720
It's London teams I don't like.
1050
01:09:59,762 --> 01:10:01,593
Can I have a word with him in private?
1051
01:10:11,474 --> 01:10:13,601
Got a track record, haven't you?
1052
01:10:13,676 --> 01:10:14,768
You what?
1053
01:10:15,878 --> 01:10:18,039
You ever hang round near the canal?
1054
01:10:23,653 --> 01:10:25,280
Bloody hell, was that you?
1055
01:10:26,656 --> 01:10:28,487
I didn't know you were a copper.
1056
01:10:28,558 --> 01:10:29,889
I thought you were a poof.
1057
01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:33,327
And that would make
it all right, would it?
1058
01:10:33,396 --> 01:10:35,193
Well, it makes it different.
1059
01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:40,328
So what are you going to do? Round
up a few mates and kick me about?
1060
01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:46,966
No. I'm going to round up a
few books and throw them at you.
1061
01:10:59,489 --> 01:11:00,547
Mmm.
1062
01:11:02,492 --> 01:11:03,618
Nice.
1063
01:11:05,928 --> 01:11:08,590
Oh. Forgot to ask.
1064
01:11:09,899 --> 01:11:11,924
How did the funeral go?
1065
01:11:13,503 --> 01:11:16,165
It was peaceful, dignified.
1066
01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:20,174
Neatly buried in the family vault.
1067
01:11:21,444 --> 01:11:26,211
My wife's ashes are in
an urn, to be precise.
1068
01:11:27,383 --> 01:11:31,581
Oh. Much more hygienic, cremation.
1069
01:11:32,855 --> 01:11:34,618
Not too keen on that meself.
1070
01:11:35,758 --> 01:11:37,521
Destroys all the evidence.
1071
01:11:39,595 --> 01:11:40,584
Right.
1072
01:11:42,765 --> 01:11:43,754
Shall we start?
1073
01:11:48,337 --> 01:11:50,703
Middle of February, a bunch
of you lads smashed up a train
1074
01:11:50,773 --> 01:11:52,934
and beat up a steward in a buffet car.
1075
01:11:53,009 --> 01:11:54,601
Yeah, that was a Chelsea match.
1076
01:11:55,178 --> 01:11:56,941
- You were there?
- Yeah.
1077
01:11:57,013 --> 01:11:59,140
We didn't go by train. We went by car.
1078
01:12:00,283 --> 01:12:01,272
Who was driving?
1079
01:12:01,484 --> 01:12:03,918
One of my mates. You got him
in a cell along the corridor.
1080
01:12:04,020 --> 01:12:06,454
And he's probably a bigger
liar than you are, try harder.
1081
01:12:07,857 --> 01:12:09,347
All right, we gave some bloke a lift.
1082
01:12:09,458 --> 01:12:12,723
He comes from round here but he works
in London, in the building trade.
1083
01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:14,091
And he was sat next to us at the match
1084
01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:16,188
and he wanted to come home
to see his missus and his kid.
1085
01:12:17,934 --> 01:12:19,367
I need a name and address.
1086
01:12:20,603 --> 01:12:22,127
Well, Tony his name was.
1087
01:12:22,371 --> 01:12:23,736
Took him to Moscow Farm.
1088
01:12:23,806 --> 01:12:26,331
I remember 'cause I thought,
"I've never been to Moscow before.
1089
01:12:26,409 --> 01:12:28,206
"I ain't never been to a farm, neither. "
1090
01:12:28,544 --> 01:12:31,377
Interview suspended. 15:47.
1091
01:12:33,149 --> 01:12:34,480
What's happening now?
1092
01:12:42,258 --> 01:12:45,159
- Tony Appleyard came home that weekend?
- Yes.
1093
01:12:47,063 --> 01:12:49,861
Good lad, Wieldy. Where's Peter?
1094
01:12:49,932 --> 01:12:52,400
He's taken his daughter to the pictures.
1095
01:12:52,501 --> 01:12:54,469
He hasn't got time for a family life.
1096
01:12:57,306 --> 01:12:59,365
Yes, Tony came home.
1097
01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:02,074
But Arnie wouldn't have him in the house.
1098
01:13:02,178 --> 01:13:03,406
They went to the barn,
1099
01:13:05,081 --> 01:13:06,378
they had a fight.
1100
01:13:07,450 --> 01:13:11,250
Place was full of old
farming machinery and...
1101
01:13:16,158 --> 01:13:19,218
Tony fell back onto a harrow.
1102
01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:22,558
And one of the spikes
went through his chest.
1103
01:13:23,866 --> 01:13:25,959
Arnie called me up and I...
1104
01:13:28,371 --> 01:13:30,839
helped him to dispose of the body.
1105
01:13:52,128 --> 01:13:54,892
"Always been a good mate
to me, has Phil Swain. "
1106
01:13:57,733 --> 01:13:59,997
It's all true.
1107
01:14:03,306 --> 01:14:04,898
Where are the bodies buried, Phil?
1108
01:14:06,709 --> 01:14:08,176
Well, there's only one.
1109
01:14:08,978 --> 01:14:10,002
Sorry.
1110
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:12,679
Slip of the tongue.
1111
01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:16,145
Where's Tony Appleyard buried?
1112
01:14:16,218 --> 01:14:18,118
- Crimpers Knoll?
- No.
1113
01:14:19,622 --> 01:14:21,522
In your new car park.
1114
01:14:27,663 --> 01:14:29,062
Hey?
1115
01:14:44,113 --> 01:14:45,808
What's going on?
1116
01:14:51,454 --> 01:14:53,251
This whole thing's going
to be a catastrophe.
1117
01:14:53,322 --> 01:14:56,120
I love the poster. She's
terribly gifted, that girl.
1118
01:14:56,225 --> 01:14:59,217
They have permission to stick posters
all over the cathedral precinct?
1119
01:14:59,295 --> 01:15:03,322
- I have no idea.
- Perhaps you'd be good enough to check.
1120
01:15:03,432 --> 01:15:06,230
Go screw yourself, dear.
1121
01:15:26,655 --> 01:15:28,316
- That your Tony?
- Yes.
1122
01:15:29,658 --> 01:15:30,989
Right.
1123
01:15:32,094 --> 01:15:33,083
Peter?
1124
01:15:34,463 --> 01:15:37,921
Take care of this young
lass. She's had a rough day.
1125
01:15:39,468 --> 01:15:41,026
Come on, Shirley.
1126
01:15:54,817 --> 01:15:58,048
- You sure you're all right?
- At least it's all over.
1127
01:15:58,154 --> 01:16:02,250
But we'll be in touch very soon. Now,
make sure she gets home all right.
1128
01:16:06,228 --> 01:16:08,719
- Shall I send these lads home now?
- No.
1129
01:16:10,332 --> 01:16:13,062
Give it 10 minutes, then start again.
1130
01:16:13,936 --> 01:16:14,925
Over there.
1131
01:16:19,909 --> 01:16:24,039
Well, we found Tony Appleyard
exactly where you said.
1132
01:16:25,114 --> 01:16:29,448
Well, I promised you a confession,
Andy, and I always tell the truth.
1133
01:16:30,486 --> 01:16:32,647
So according to your truth-telling,
1134
01:16:33,222 --> 01:16:37,852
Tony came home that weekend and
Arnie killed him on the prongs
1135
01:16:38,227 --> 01:16:39,888
of an old bit of farm machinery.
1136
01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:46,425
Well, it was a spike
harrow, to be precise.
1137
01:16:47,570 --> 01:16:50,471
Good. We like to be precise.
1138
01:16:51,707 --> 01:16:56,610
And the two of you buried the body in
the car park after dark, on the Sunday.
1139
01:16:57,613 --> 01:16:58,602
Yes.
1140
01:16:59,415 --> 01:17:00,404
You're a builder.
1141
01:17:01,817 --> 01:17:05,583
When you're laying concrete for a
car park, how thick do you lay it?
1142
01:17:06,889 --> 01:17:10,256
- What, six inches?
- Yes, about six inches.
1143
01:17:11,260 --> 01:17:13,694
But according to what
we just found out there,
1144
01:17:14,396 --> 01:17:16,489
you'd need about two feet to bury a body.
1145
01:17:17,399 --> 01:17:20,664
Assuming it's not a fat bastard like me.
1146
01:17:21,537 --> 01:17:23,368
Yes, about two feet.
1147
01:17:25,674 --> 01:17:29,303
It's always nice to be
proved right, isn't it?
1148
01:17:37,119 --> 01:17:40,054
There's a lot more confession
where that came from.
1149
01:17:49,298 --> 01:17:52,096
What the hell's going on, Inspector?
1150
01:17:52,201 --> 01:17:54,726
We're digging up the car park, sir.
1151
01:17:54,837 --> 01:17:56,668
I can see that, but why?
1152
01:17:56,739 --> 01:17:58,263
Well, as far as the press
and public are concerned,
1153
01:17:58,340 --> 01:18:00,774
there's a gas leak. But basically,
we're looking for bodies.
1154
01:18:02,011 --> 01:18:05,538
Bingo! If you'll pardon
the expression, sir.
1155
01:18:08,551 --> 01:18:09,848
What?
1156
01:18:17,793 --> 01:18:19,954
All right, we're on our way.
1157
01:18:22,298 --> 01:18:23,492
This one's a woman, Phil.
1158
01:18:26,235 --> 01:18:27,224
Shall we go?
1159
01:18:47,189 --> 01:18:48,781
This girl, Swain.
1160
01:18:50,192 --> 01:18:51,557
Your wife?
1161
01:18:55,598 --> 01:18:56,587
Yes.
1162
01:18:58,133 --> 01:19:02,069
She wasn't missing for 10
days, was she? She was dead.
1163
01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:05,631
Take him to my office. Stay with him.
1164
01:19:14,149 --> 01:19:16,140
Sir. Sir!
1165
01:19:16,719 --> 01:19:17,845
Do we carry on digging?
1166
01:19:17,953 --> 01:19:20,148
Certainly we do. We don't
quit when we're winning!
1167
01:19:20,222 --> 01:19:21,211
- Sir.
- What?
1168
01:19:21,323 --> 01:19:22,756
The next one we dig up, if we dig him up,
1169
01:19:22,825 --> 01:19:24,190
is it Greg Waterson
you're expecting to find?
1170
01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:25,284
Obviously.
1171
01:19:25,394 --> 01:19:28,158
Well, there's no point. He's over there.
1172
01:19:30,733 --> 01:19:32,098
Bring him in out of the cold.
1173
01:19:35,437 --> 01:19:37,234
I rang my wife at the hospital.
1174
01:19:37,306 --> 01:19:39,035
- I needed money. For drugs?
1175
01:19:39,875 --> 01:19:42,309
- For food.
- Ah, that old thing.
1176
01:19:44,413 --> 01:19:46,381
Well, you miss it when
you're sleeping rough.
1177
01:19:47,549 --> 01:19:50,109
And she told me about what
had happened to Arnie Stringer
1178
01:19:50,185 --> 01:19:54,246
and Phil Swain being back in custody,
and said why didn't I give myself up?
1179
01:19:57,359 --> 01:19:59,350
Worth it for the cup of tea.
1180
01:20:01,964 --> 01:20:02,953
All right.
1181
01:20:06,602 --> 01:20:10,060
In reverse order, how
did you kill your wife?
1182
01:20:14,777 --> 01:20:16,540
It was an accident.
1183
01:20:20,382 --> 01:20:23,408
We had a row, might have been about
money, it might have been about Greg,
1184
01:20:23,519 --> 01:20:27,148
and yes, I probably hit her, technically,
1185
01:20:27,656 --> 01:20:29,248
though it was more of a push.
1186
01:20:30,392 --> 01:20:33,088
She fell against the radiator,
she banged her head and...
1187
01:20:36,632 --> 01:20:38,827
She ended up dead, technically.
1188
01:20:39,735 --> 01:20:42,863
The postmortem will confirm
everything I'm telling you, Andy.
1189
01:20:44,740 --> 01:20:48,574
- And this happened on...
- Saturday, February the 14th.
1190
01:20:50,479 --> 01:20:52,174
The same weekend that Arnie Stringer
1191
01:20:52,281 --> 01:20:54,806
accidentally killed his
son-in-law with a spike harrow?
1192
01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:56,481
Yes.
1193
01:20:57,486 --> 01:20:59,579
And you buried the two
bodies on the Sunday.
1194
01:21:00,322 --> 01:21:01,311
Yes.
1195
01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:04,824
And then you put the story around
that she'd gone back to the States.
1196
01:21:04,927 --> 01:21:07,452
Well, she was planning
to go, she just, um...
1197
01:21:09,398 --> 01:21:10,387
didn't.
1198
01:21:10,966 --> 01:21:14,402
I understand. Bit tricky
in the circumstances.
1199
01:21:15,637 --> 01:21:18,401
- Where did you keep the body?
- Sorry?
1200
01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:23,936
It's a practical question, Phil.
Where did you keep your wife's body
1201
01:21:24,947 --> 01:21:27,438
after the unfortunate
collision with the radiator?
1202
01:21:27,983 --> 01:21:29,610
In the wine cellar.
1203
01:21:31,987 --> 01:21:33,614
Nice and cool, I daresay?
1204
01:21:33,722 --> 01:21:35,986
Yes, well, that's the
point of a wine cellar.
1205
01:21:37,726 --> 01:21:39,216
And Beverly King?
1206
01:21:40,529 --> 01:21:42,690
The woman formerly known as Mrs Swain?
1207
01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:45,890
Well, that was Greg Waterson's idea.
1208
01:21:48,370 --> 01:21:50,895
- That was Phil's idea.
- What a surprise.
1209
01:21:53,008 --> 01:21:56,375
I mean, Beverly was a pain in the arse.
1210
01:21:56,478 --> 01:21:59,743
It's expensive having any sort of
relationship with a heroin addict.
1211
01:22:00,883 --> 01:22:03,010
But Phil had worked it all out.
1212
01:22:03,585 --> 01:22:05,780
We'll get caught. I'm not sure about this.
1213
01:22:05,888 --> 01:22:09,847
Set it up to look like suicide,
then identify the body as his wife's.
1214
01:22:20,602 --> 01:22:22,035
They're going to be seriously embarrassed
1215
01:22:22,104 --> 01:22:24,937
in the Delgado family vaults.
1216
01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:27,235
Why should we believe it was Phil's idea?
1217
01:22:27,309 --> 01:22:29,209
Why not your idea?
1218
01:22:30,012 --> 01:22:32,378
I'm not clever enough to be that evil.
1219
01:22:33,449 --> 01:22:35,349
I'm basically second rate.
1220
01:22:35,451 --> 01:22:38,215
And Phil Swain's better
at being evil than you are?
1221
01:22:40,155 --> 01:22:41,622
He's the main man.
1222
01:22:44,226 --> 01:22:46,023
He's the king.
1223
01:22:50,165 --> 01:22:52,395
Swain is remanded in custody,
1224
01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:54,902
but continues to deny he
actually murdered anyone.
1225
01:22:55,003 --> 01:22:55,992
Yeah, but whatever happens,
1226
01:22:56,071 --> 01:22:58,039
he's going down for
57 kinds of conspiracy.
1227
01:22:58,106 --> 01:22:59,937
But I want him to go down for murder.
1228
01:23:00,042 --> 01:23:02,806
Just one. I'm not fussed which one it is.
1229
01:23:02,878 --> 01:23:04,971
- Call it personal.
- Vanity of vanities.
1230
01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:09,849
All is vanity. Got it in one, Peter.
1231
01:23:49,791 --> 01:23:51,019
Hello, Joe.
1232
01:23:51,927 --> 01:23:54,589
In February, you bought a load of
scrap from Philip Swain at Moscow Farm?
1233
01:23:54,663 --> 01:23:56,631
Yeah, over there in t'corner.
1234
01:24:03,205 --> 01:24:05,036
Is that what they call a spike harrow?
1235
01:24:05,107 --> 01:24:08,304
Seemingly. You could brush your
hair with it, it's up to you.
1236
01:24:09,211 --> 01:24:10,337
Is it worth much, all this?
1237
01:24:10,445 --> 01:24:12,811
Hang on to it long enough,
it becomes heritage.
1238
01:24:12,881 --> 01:24:14,746
There's a lot of money
in heritage these days.
1239
01:24:14,850 --> 01:24:16,147
Was the pitchfork part of the deal?
1240
01:24:16,251 --> 01:24:18,276
Oh, aye. He were dead
keen to get rid of that.
1241
01:24:18,353 --> 01:24:21,322
Joe, I'm going to make you
an offer you can't refuse.
1242
01:24:21,390 --> 01:24:24,325
Mr Pascoe, I wouldn't dream
of refusing one of your offers.
1243
01:24:30,032 --> 01:24:31,124
Philip.
1244
01:24:35,437 --> 01:24:37,701
I bring you tidings of great joy.
1245
01:24:37,806 --> 01:24:40,434
Go on, Andy. Bring me sunshine.
1246
01:24:42,010 --> 01:24:44,103
We found the pitchfork.
1247
01:24:45,614 --> 01:24:46,706
Pitchfork?
1248
01:24:46,949 --> 01:24:49,247
The one you stuck through
Tony Appleyard's chest.
1249
01:24:50,385 --> 01:24:52,979
Medical evidence confirms
that as the cause of death.
1250
01:24:53,922 --> 01:24:57,358
We've got bloodstains,
fingerprints, I shouldn't wonder.
1251
01:24:58,193 --> 01:25:00,753
DNA confirmation, whatever
the hell that means.
1252
01:25:03,966 --> 01:25:07,197
But why would I want
to kill Tony Appleyard?
1253
01:25:08,370 --> 01:25:11,271
Because he and Arnie Stringer
1254
01:25:12,307 --> 01:25:15,367
went into the barn to
settle their differences
1255
01:25:18,513 --> 01:25:20,344
and they found your wife's body.
1256
01:25:24,786 --> 01:25:27,949
Oh, but you see, my
wife wasn't in the barn.
1257
01:25:28,056 --> 01:25:32,493
No, I said so in my statement.
My wife was in the wine cellar.
1258
01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:37,360
You lied in your statement
and we can prove it.
1259
01:25:40,035 --> 01:25:41,730
You'll love this.
1260
01:25:42,604 --> 01:25:44,902
We found bat shit on her clothing.
1261
01:25:46,708 --> 01:25:49,074
- Bat shit?
- Bat shit.
1262
01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:11,757
Bat shit.
1263
01:26:13,001 --> 01:26:15,663
Pipistrelle droppings, if you prefer.
1264
01:26:18,940 --> 01:26:20,271
Well.
1265
01:26:24,079 --> 01:26:26,013
I suppose we all leave droppings.
1266
01:26:26,682 --> 01:26:30,618
Aye. But I've got a bloody big shovel,
1267
01:26:31,153 --> 01:26:32,279
Lucifer.
1268
01:26:38,894 --> 01:26:40,293
"Dear Mr Dalziel,
1269
01:26:40,762 --> 01:26:44,163
"in the words of the great man,
April is the cruellest month. "
1270
01:26:44,232 --> 01:26:45,631
TS Eliot.
1271
01:26:46,401 --> 01:26:48,961
"And in the words of the
walrus, the time has... "
1272
01:26:49,037 --> 01:26:50,971
"... come to put an end
to this silly charade. "
1273
01:26:51,039 --> 01:26:52,734
I've got a 5:OO deadline.
1274
01:26:52,808 --> 01:26:54,901
And this woman's threatening
to kill herself today.
1275
01:26:55,010 --> 01:26:56,602
That's a photocopy?
1276
01:26:56,678 --> 01:26:59,476
- Yeah.
- Then leave it there, I'll get to it.
1277
01:26:59,581 --> 01:27:02,607
I assume our gallant policemen
have a few ideas of their own.
1278
01:27:03,618 --> 01:27:05,347
Three, to be precise.
1279
01:27:39,254 --> 01:27:40,744
Mrs Horncastle?
1280
01:27:41,857 --> 01:27:43,347
Oh! Mr Pascoe!
1281
01:27:44,192 --> 01:27:46,922
- How are you?
- More to the point, how are you?
1282
01:27:46,995 --> 01:27:50,294
Never better, since I took the
advice of an emancipated woman.
1283
01:27:50,365 --> 01:27:53,528
- I saw you on the floor and I...
- The devil lost an earring.
1284
01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:56,537
Found it. Getting ready
for the dress rehearsal.
1285
01:27:57,472 --> 01:27:59,667
Well, that's show business.
1286
01:28:09,050 --> 01:28:11,280
She seems to know him somehow,
1287
01:28:12,154 --> 01:28:13,644
but not quite.
1288
01:28:15,824 --> 01:28:17,792
We just wanted to check you're all right.
1289
01:28:18,593 --> 01:28:19,890
Been a bad time.
1290
01:28:21,062 --> 01:28:22,495
It's good of you.
1291
01:28:23,331 --> 01:28:24,764
I miss me dad.
1292
01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:26,758
But life goes on, doesn't it?
1293
01:28:29,604 --> 01:28:31,663
Don't know what I'd have done without her.
1294
01:28:39,881 --> 01:28:41,280
A nice Catholic girl?
1295
01:28:43,718 --> 01:28:45,652
Pamela Waterson's a nice Catholic girl.
1296
01:28:47,355 --> 01:28:50,449
Sorry to disturb you, Mrs Waterson.
1297
01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:55,892
Ah. We, uh, just wanted to
be sure you were all right.
1298
01:28:57,566 --> 01:28:59,830
Thank you, Mr Pascoe, yes, I
think I'm probably all right.
1299
01:29:05,807 --> 01:29:09,004
These letters are controlled and literate
1300
01:29:09,544 --> 01:29:10,636
and deeply emotional.
1301
01:29:10,745 --> 01:29:14,078
We open in April and like the man says,
1302
01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:18,642
April is the cruellest month.
And like the walrus says,
1303
01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:21,951
the time has come to put an
end to this silly charade.
1304
01:29:22,057 --> 01:29:23,081
No.
1305
01:29:25,460 --> 01:29:28,520
Bear witness to the most dramatic event...
1306
01:29:29,364 --> 01:29:31,389
...and I'm looking for God.
1307
01:29:31,499 --> 01:29:33,626
...bear witness to the most dramatic event
1308
01:29:33,735 --> 01:29:37,603
seen in this city for nigh on 400 years.
1309
01:29:41,042 --> 01:29:43,533
A angels on stage left!
1310
01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:53,844
Don't say a word, Peter.
1311
01:29:53,922 --> 01:29:55,890
- Not a single word.
- Where's Eileen?
1312
01:29:55,957 --> 01:29:57,652
She's up there with the gods.
1313
01:29:57,726 --> 01:30:00,024
When I say "Let there
be light", she does it.
1314
01:30:21,049 --> 01:30:22,710
- Hi, Pete.
- Hi.
1315
01:30:27,088 --> 01:30:29,318
It's taken you a long time to work it out.
1316
01:30:29,424 --> 01:30:31,085
We've been a bit preoccupied.
1317
01:30:31,159 --> 01:30:33,457
People dying, stuff like that.
1318
01:30:33,528 --> 01:30:35,723
- That's all there is.
- Nonsense.
1319
01:30:37,065 --> 01:30:39,295
Comedy is tragedy in long shot.
1320
01:30:40,602 --> 01:30:42,001
Chaplin said that.
1321
01:30:42,504 --> 01:30:44,301
Well, isn't that why we carry on?
1322
01:30:44,372 --> 01:30:47,705
People like Chaplin, Shakespeare and Eliot
1323
01:30:47,776 --> 01:30:49,107
and God, if you like?
1324
01:30:49,177 --> 01:30:50,644
What can they offer?
1325
01:30:51,413 --> 01:30:52,402
Resignation.
1326
01:30:53,448 --> 01:30:56,474
And all the mysteries
can offer is mystery.
1327
01:30:57,118 --> 01:30:59,882
What about love? Ellie and I, we love you.
1328
01:30:59,988 --> 01:31:00,977
We need you.
1329
01:31:01,489 --> 01:31:03,684
Love? Need?
1330
01:31:04,859 --> 01:31:06,326
Nice try, Pete.
1331
01:31:06,761 --> 01:31:09,628
Don't worry. No need to be heroic.
1332
01:31:10,699 --> 01:31:12,496
You don't have to prove anything.
1333
01:31:13,368 --> 01:31:15,928
Ellie is the proof of
your goodness and mercy.
1334
01:31:17,639 --> 01:31:19,903
Relax, stay cool.
1335
01:31:21,776 --> 01:31:24,267
I've got to get my show
onto the Damascus Road.
1336
01:31:26,481 --> 01:31:27,539
Cue the music.
1337
01:31:33,855 --> 01:31:35,379
Cue the clouds.
1338
01:31:40,495 --> 01:31:41,484
Cue God.
1339
01:31:51,773 --> 01:31:52,831
No!
1340
01:31:54,142 --> 01:31:57,976
"First when I wrought this world so wide,
1341
01:31:59,147 --> 01:32:03,208
"Wood and wind and waters wan... "
1342
01:32:07,589 --> 01:32:09,454
It's Eileen!
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