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My name is B. J. Novak.
I wanna tell you
about this show I made.
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It's a completely different
episode every time.
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- Pop culture.
- Sex.
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Revenge.
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Here it is. Is that it?
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That's it.
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What about that one?
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That'll do nicely. That gaggle
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of human flotsam doesn't even
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belong on the sea.
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Bat!
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Hello.
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- Get the fuck out of here!
- Just like on Gilligan.
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Come on!
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- Send us a postcard.
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Just the dudes!
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And away we go.
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♪ Don't sing if you want
to live long♪
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♪ They have no use
for your song♪
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♪ You're dead, you're dead,
you're dead♪
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♪ You're dead
and out of this world♪
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♪ Now your hope and compassion
is gone♪
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♪ You sold out your dream
to the world♪
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♪ Stay dead, stay dead,
stay dead♪
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♪ You're dead
and out of this world.♪
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Again, we do apologize so deeply
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for taking up any of your time.
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I wish I could have
helped you with
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whatever this was supposed
to be about, but--
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Is that Count Bakula?
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Who's that?
- Hi, Count Bakula!
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- Big fan!
- No, shush!
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It turns out he's not even
actually a vampire.
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We got it wrong.
He's actually a Scoot?
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- He's a Scott... Bakula.
- Scott.
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Nadja, really, I-I need to go.
I got people in the pool--
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Yes, you must go.
Thank you so much.
But before you do,
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eh, Count Bakula,
could I just ask,
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did you ever have an ancestral
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home in the Transylvania area?
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Not that I'm aware of.
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Uh, we're all here
in Sherman Oaks.
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Oh, is that near Bucharest?
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No, it's between Mulholland
and, uh, and-and the Galleria.
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I do apologize for my associate.
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He is demented.
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Nandor and I have come
to a better agreement
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on how to run
the Vampiric Council together.
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- Which is a--
- A diplomatic solution,
whereby--
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Which is that we will each
be running the council...
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On alternating days.
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It's a terrible solution.
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Every day is spent undoing
what the other one did
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on the previous day.
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We are two,
but we work as... one.
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One.
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I said say it together.
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This is the most poorly run
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Vampiric Council
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since the rule
of Paduk the Deranged.
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Who also tried to share
his leadership duties
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with what he believed to be
was a talking footstool.
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But we even had good days
with him.
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There are no good days
with these two.
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This is ultimately
what power-sharing
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and coexistence is all about.
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A real
- Israel/
- Palestine situation.
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Yes, a win-win.
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- Nandor!
Yes?
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Here we go again.
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What?
- Nandor!
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Ah, there you are!
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- I've been looking everywhere.
- Not now, darling.
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- I need a moment.
- Could you possibly
pick me up and--?
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Busy.
- I'm going to peel
the skin off your scrotum
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and chew it like a gum!
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What is this?
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This is an agreement
for our Vampiric Council
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of the Tristate Area-- VCOTSA!
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To be the proud sponsors
of the upcoming
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- Fun Run for MS.
Yes.
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- And you think this is
a good idea why?
Nadja!
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It is a good idea
because it is good
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that humans are healthy.
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Healthier humans mean
healthier eating choices for us.
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Pick me up, please!
- Not now, darling!
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- Please!
Shoo, little one.
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And so we are going
to announce to the world
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on the back of T-shirts,
"Proudly sponsored
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-"by the vampires
that live amongst you..."
- Pay attention to me!
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-"...that you're not supposed
to know about"?
- Yoo-hoo.
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- Ay!
- I am undoing this.
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- It will be undone.
Hello?
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Undo nothing!
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I will put
a temporary stop-work order
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on the proposed undoing.
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No one will even notice.
It's gonna be like...
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"Sponsored by Wells Fargo,
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- Jersey Mike's Sub Shop..."
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-"...VCOTSA."
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Sometimes I feel like I've
become invisible to everyone.
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And that hurts, you know?
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Wow, so...
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this is what we're doing now?
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Just gonna pair Guillermo
with the doll for interviews?
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That's wh--
that's where we're going?
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Really, just get
all the B-team interviews
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done at the same time?
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Nice, real nice, guys.
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Oh, boo-fucking-hoo!
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My legs are
five centimeters long.
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Looks like you guys have
things covered here.
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I have chores to do.
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- Do you need help?
- No, I got it.
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- Oy.
Guillermo, come on.
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He's a chore, am I right?
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Now I'm guessing
you're wondering
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why are those fellas
on this boat?
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We're actually on our way
to a place called Plum Island.
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Colin Robinson believes
that Plum Island
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holds the secrets
to his energy vampire
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origins.
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It's owned by the government.
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It's an animal disease
research center.
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Off-limits to average Joes
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and likely highly guarded.
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Centuries ago...
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I commanded the captain's helm
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of many an important vessel.
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I began my seafaring life
as a...
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young sailor scrubbing
the poop decks--
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Poop decks.
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That's what it's called.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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And from there I was
in charge of sloops,
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battleships, brigantines,
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the Titanic for two seconds.
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You name it, I sailed it.
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What the fuck?!
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- Just hit the--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.
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Sorry.
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Yeah, that's loud.
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You know, being a ghost spirit
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in a doll body has been
a complicated experience.
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But I've made
some good memories here.
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Yes...
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Remember that chopping someone's
head off is an absolute last
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- resort.
- Yeah, okay.
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Which, in turn, causes
an uneven wear pattern.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And that is why you were
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walking weird last week.
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- You'll be walking weird
if you don't shut up.
- Absolutely.
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♪ Vampires are a happy folk♪
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♪ They share a laugh,
they share a joke♪
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Oh, Nandor!
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Shit.
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- She's pretty good. Hey!
- I'll kill you! Aah!
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- Nandor, I'll fucking kill you!
- Whoa, no-- hey, Nadja!
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But as time has passed,
I have realized
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I don't fit here.
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Perhaps I'm that one extra piece
leftover when a puzzle is
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already completed and there is
no place where it fits.
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Which is not how a puzzle works,
of course.
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But who gives a shit?
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That is how I feel.
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I'm the extra puzzle piece.
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Okay.
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Let's hit the road.
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Honestly, Nandor, I don't want
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to sample virgin dogs.
We've already tried that before.
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It doesn't work.
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It will be undone.
-"Vampire ice cream"?
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It's just cold blood.
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We can put blood in the fridge.
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We don't need to do
vampire ice cream.
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- Nadja? Hello?
- Undo it.
- It will be undone.
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I'm leaving now.
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More portraits of Nandor?
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Undo that. No, we've
got enough portraits...
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Okay, then, I guess
I'll just be moving along.
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Vampire carnival?!
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I mean, we are a secret species.
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When I was a captain,
life was the best.
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I knew a thousand sea shanties,
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I was nut-deep in prostitutes,
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sword fights every other day,
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as much gold as you could shake
a shitty stick...
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What the fuck are you doing?
It's dark!
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I-I know, it feels good, though.
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- Hey, can you get my back?
- Uh...
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maybe I'll do that later.
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What is this song?
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It-It's haunting, yet...
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so familiar, I...
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And yet like nothing
I've heard before.
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Kill the engine!
Kill the engine!
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And the radio!
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I think it's coming
from over there!
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Coming from the starboard bow.
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We should investigate!
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Well, we got to. I don't
see what else we can do.
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- Okay, shall do! Okay, let's go.
- Haul ass!
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No, I'm... I'm starting to think
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- it could be a trap.
- I was just thinking that.
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It definitely seems
like some sort of trap
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- we probably shouldn't, uh--
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Ooh, ooh!
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No, I think we should
definitely investigate.
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- Haul ass, smoke
grass, let's go!
- You got it.
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Ha-ha!
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- Whoa! How about that?
- Where's my tie?
Where's my tie?!
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Fucking hell!
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Oh, Nandor! Oh, Nandor, help!
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- What? What?
- Help me, somebody! I can't--
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Oh, no!
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- What is it? What the--?
- She's gone!
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- Who?!
- My baby dolly!
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She's gone! She has left home!
I can't find her!
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How do you know
she has left home?
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- Maybe she's just
under the couch.
- No!
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I can feel it inside my bones.
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It is exactly what I would do
if I wanted to make
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everyone worry about me
and cause a big drama.
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Just give her some space,
I'm sure she will come back.
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37 wives and you still
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cannot read the room when
a woman needs some attention!
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Come on, we have
to go and find her!
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- Oh, do I have to?
- Oh!
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I hope she is okay out there
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all by her small self--
you know what?
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If she wants to go out there,
get kidnapped
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by a Turkish horde of gangsters
and sold off as mincemeat,
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fine by me.
Rolled up, turned into kofta,
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then I'm fine with that.
This is all my fault.
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I have been neglecting her.
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And when I find that little...
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I am going to melt her head.
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I'm going to make a chalice out
of her face and drink from it.
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I will help you find her.
Guillermo!
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- Guillermo!
-...petty emotional drama...
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So is this you?
Just put it down.
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Handsome then,
handsome now, huh?
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Yes, you keep saying that
over and over...
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- Guillermo!
- Oh, look.
- We are leaving!
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Great, great, I'll come with you
because I'm your bodyguard.
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No, no, you will stay here
and you will search the attic
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for that sweet, little,
stupid bitch of a doll.
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If you find her, you will kiss
her, then hit her, come on!
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- But she said not to--
- Doesn't matter what she said.
250
00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:46,107
I'm dealing with a woman
who is having a heated
251
00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:48,109
debate with an identical
version of her own mind.
252
00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:50,241
Come on, I do not want
to be alone with her.
253
00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:53,201
Mind if I stay in your bed
for a midevening slumber?
254
00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:55,159
No! Get out of my room!
255
00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:57,509
- Get out
and don't touch anything!
- Okay.
256
00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,947
I will not touch anything.
257
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,343
Oh, oh.
258
00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:07,911
- It's beautiful.
- That voice.
259
00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,434
It beckons me.
260
00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,001
Really?
'Cause I-I'm getting more
261
00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:13,525
of a "Colin beckoning,"
to be honest
262
00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:20,054
Do you have a name, my darling?
263
00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:21,882
Don't interrupt my song, mm.
264
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:24,754
There'll be plenty of time
for applause at the end, boys.
265
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:29,237
The only thing I hate more
than when someone interrupts
266
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,848
my song is when they try
and join in.
267
00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:33,807
It's not right.
268
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:38,725
Is it me, or is she... hideous?
269
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,509
- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay.
270
00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,554
Nope, nothing there I want.
271
00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:44,034
- Let's go.
- I'm as limp as a finger.
272
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,340
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Fantastic stuff.
273
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,558
All the best, my darling.
274
00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:48,430
- Toodle...
- Oh, wait!
275
00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:50,519
Hang on.
276
00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:57,134
Shit.
277
00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:58,527
Shit, look.
278
00:10:58,570 --> 00:10:59,833
Colin Robinson,
279
00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:02,183
we are in the presence
of a siren.
280
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:07,101
Sirens are
281
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:09,581
creatures from Roman
and Greek mythology.
282
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:12,889
There is a common misconception
about their appearance,
283
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,978
but they actually take
many different forms,
284
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:18,025
mainly birds that lure
unsuspecting sailors--
285
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,853
Yeah, they know
what a fucking siren is.
286
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,245
- We just got to get out of here.
- Well, maybe they--
287
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:23,770
Wait, perhaps one of my suitors
288
00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:26,120
would want to compete
for a shiny trinket?
289
00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,384
- Yummy.
- Or perhaps, fuck that.
290
00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,212
Bat!
291
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:39,089
- That's the most beautiful song
I've ever heard.
- Yeah.
292
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,744
Call Dick Clark, 'cause he's
gonna want her on Bandstand.
293
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,441
Reckon.
294
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,748
Where are you?
295
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,881
- Yes, where are you?
- You silly bitch!
296
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,883
- Where have you gone?!
- How do you know
she's even here?
297
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,580
Because this is exactly
what I would do!
298
00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:53,843
I would come to some toy store
and sit on a shelf
299
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:56,411
and wait for a sweet little girl
to take me home instead
300
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:58,892
of living in a house with
a bunch of uncaring assholes!
301
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:01,503
That is what you think of us,
a bunch of uncaring assholes?
302
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:02,983
All the time? No.
303
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,506
Sometimes? Yes!
304
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:05,812
Lately? A lot!
305
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,552
- Guillermo? Focus now.
- Sorry.
306
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,554
You know, maybe she just
needs some love and caring
307
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,339
and respect,
you know, the things that
308
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:12,993
- are completely missing
from our house!
- Hello?
309
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,777
- Dolly, baby! Hey, Dolly.
- Here, Dolly, Dolly, hello?
310
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,387
- It's okay, come out.
- Where are you, my love?
311
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,520
- Here, Dolly, Dolly...
- Nandor!
312
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,174
- I'll kill you!
313
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,828
You're stupid, Nandor!
314
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,394
Aah, my fucking...
315
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,222
- Nandor...
316
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,965
What have you done?!
317
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,750
My sweet baby!
318
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,577
She is so limp and lifeless.
319
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:34,928
Sorry, I thought it was
a giant bug or something.
320
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:37,147
Hey, guys, look!
Leave me alone.
321
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,019
I don't want to talk to you.
322
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,890
Her spirit has jumped
from one body to another!
323
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:43,284
[speaks foreign
language] Come home!
- Come on.
324
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:45,199
Stop being so dramatic,
you stupid bitch!
325
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:47,070
I love you so much!
326
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,680
- What are you doing?
Leave me alone!
327
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,073
That's not nice.
Goodness' sake!
328
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:51,814
Oh, shit, uh...
329
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,468
Forget about me!
- Just kick them out...
330
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,210
- Are you okay?
- Yes!
331
00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:57,646
You silly cow!
332
00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,256
Guillermo,
tidy the balls, please.
333
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,736
I love you so much!
334
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,830
If you scoot a little
to your left,
335
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,833
I think I can get my mouth down
to gnaw through this rope.
336
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,705
- We're not even tied up.
- Oh.
337
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:17,144
If she found out,
she'd have me for dinner
338
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,798
and you for dessert.
339
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,191
Well, why-why would
she eat me second?
340
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,933
Well, you don't go to
the hog roast for the coleslaw.
341
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:27,981
Oh, God, listen,
it's useless for me.
342
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:30,374
Why don't you save yourself?
You can fly.
343
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:32,594
I'm not gonna leave you,
Colin Robinson.
344
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,554
♪ Shots, shots, shots, shots,
shots, shots, shots♪
345
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,295
♪ Shots, shots, shots♪
346
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:39,819
♪ Shots, shots,
shots, shots, shots♪
347
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,821
♪ Shots, shots, everybody...♪
348
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,475
What a heavenly voice
and a beautiful personality.
349
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:45,912
Absolutely.
350
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,609
Sit tight, boys. I'll be there
351
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,872
in just a sexy, tiny,
little second for you!
352
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,613
Not again!
353
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:54,355
Just a little second, actually.
354
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:55,878
Bloody hell.
We're being enchanted.
355
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,011
♪ You want to go♪
356
00:13:58,054 --> 00:14:00,665
♪ Carmel is the number
to know...♪
357
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,406
It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever heard.
358
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,626
It reminds me of the first time
that I met my love Nadja.
359
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:07,455
That's how I know
that this is true love.
360
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:09,283
Yeah, I'd give a year's salary
361
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:11,459
to watch her lay a couple eggs.
362
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:14,549
Yoo-hoo, boys!
Who's up for a little fun?
363
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:17,900
Shit.
364
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,554
One word springs to mind.
365
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,556
- What's that?
- Bat!
366
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:26,039
Alone at last.
367
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,649
- Nadja!
- What?
368
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,520
No, I'm calling out
for the doll.
369
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,871
- Well, that's not her name.
- What is her name?
370
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,134
I... I didn't give her one,
okay?
371
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,439
Wow.
372
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,006
- Real nice.
- Doll?
373
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,747
- My love.
- Dolly.
374
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,357
- Where the hell are you?!
- Hey.
375
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,361
Oh, shit.
376
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,363
Please stop this...
377
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:48,975
- And come home!
- You don't love me anymore.
378
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:51,978
None of you do! Just let me go.
379
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,763
Of course we love you,
you stupid bitch!
380
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,634
Too little too late.
381
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:58,898
Ah.
- Where did she go?
382
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,291
Okay, enough!
You can forget it!
383
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,511
I am not indulging
in this anymore!
384
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,469
Go and live your stupid life,
385
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:08,211
and good luck trying
to make it on your own!
386
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,692
Fine! I will!
I'm going to have a lot of fun
387
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:13,390
- as this big rat!
388
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,305
Well... your ass looks huge!
389
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,960
Ha! Not as big
as yours, darling.
390
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,179
- Shots fired.
391
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,832
Taking it up a notch.
392
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,704
You better not have said
what I think you just said!
393
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,140
She did.
394
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,055
Enjoy the view, baby!
395
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,101
- Oh.
396
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,407
Oh, Laszlo, thank goodness!
You can help me with my--
397
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,105
Not now, my darling!
398
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,802
- Come on.
- Now I need you
399
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,978
to come up
with a device that'll make me
400
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,024
impervious to all external sounds.
401
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,982
Yeah, we, we can go
somewhere for that.
402
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,941
You're protesting.
403
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,246
By that, I mean
making me temporarily deaf.
404
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,074
Yes, I-I know
exactly where to go.
405
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:47,207
What is all this stuff?
406
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,165
Is this stuff any good
or is it just shit?
407
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,688
- Okay, just find it and let's--
- Hi.
408
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:52,560
Can I help you guys
find anything?
409
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,214
No, we're just looking for some
noise-canceling headphones,
410
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,085
but we have it under control.
Thank you so much.
411
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,739
Now hang on,
what is the purpose of this
412
00:15:57,782 --> 00:15:59,393
propelled plastic spider?
413
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,351
Oh, this is
our Magic Mini tri-copter
414
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,788
- with the special-edition
chrome propellers.
- Oh, wow.
415
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,312
Gizmo, I think we need
one of these.
416
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,096
No, we don't.
We should get going, Laszlo.
417
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,012
Judi?
418
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,884
Between you and I,
419
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,364
could I really notice
a difference
420
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:17,063
between 5.1 and 7.1 surround?
421
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:20,196
Look, 5.1 is absolutely fine
for most standard home use.
422
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,546
Right, but it's not 7.1.
423
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,026
That's what you're
really saying.
424
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,115
Well, me,
I'm a bit of an audiophile.
425
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:28,291
And I have a sneaking suspicion
426
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,598
that you might be, too,
Mr. Cravensworth.
427
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:33,122
Guilty as charged.
428
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:36,473
Hey, did you find everything
you were looking for today?
429
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,649
- Yes, I did, Kevin.
- Great.
430
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,956
Now, will this be, uh,
cash or card?
431
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,741
I will not be paying
for anything today.
432
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,047
Got it. No charge.
433
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,353
Now, will you be wanting
434
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:47,876
the extended warranty coverage?
435
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:51,053
I won't be talked
into any extended warranty.
436
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,577
Got it. Now if you just
punch in your email--
437
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:56,537
Nor will I punching in
my email address.
438
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:59,801
I won't be talked into any kind
of Best Buy membership card
439
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,890
or charge card.
440
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:04,414
Right, but we really do need
441
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,895
your email to keep you
up to date about...
442
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,679
- promotional... Geek Squad.
- Oh, for the Geek Squad?
443
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,203
- Not a problem at all.
- Okay.
444
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,813
Lcravensworth...
445
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:16,470
@nyconnex.com.
446
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,515
I have no idea what my home
phone number is-- what is it?
447
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,256
- 718...
- Okay, yeah.
448
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,954
Quadrophonic sound was
a great gimmick.
449
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:25,000
But I don't think
the wider public gave a shit
450
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,697
about that kind of detail.
451
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,308
What exactly does
all these electronics
452
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:29,613
have to do with Colin Robinson?
453
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,267
Oh, shit.
454
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,574
Enchanted twice in one evening.
455
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,184
Once with Sheila.
456
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:37,099
And then Judi from Best Buys.
457
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,014
I-I don't know
who Sheila is, so...
458
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,060
- No, don't...
- Bat!
459
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:53,072
♪ Sail away with me
to another world♪
460
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,770
♪ Where we rely on each other♪
461
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,728
♪ Ah, ha♪
462
00:17:57,772 --> 00:18:00,557
♪ From one lover to another♪
463
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:03,082
♪ Ah, ha♪
464
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,955
♪ Islands in the stream♪
465
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,218
♪ That is what we are.♪
466
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:13,744
You know, um, Rascal Flatts,
467
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:16,486
they have a song
called "Life Is a Highway."
468
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,880
- I don't know that song.
- And, uh,
469
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:23,058
this detour tonight has
kind of changed my mind.
470
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,886
Maybe life isn't a highway.
471
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,844
You know,
maybe life is an ocean.
472
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:28,585
- Yeah, yeah.
473
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,109
Yes.
474
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,633
You're an odd one,
Colin Robinson.
475
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,635
Listen to me babbling on.
476
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:37,290
- Um, Sheila...
477
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,509
I-I think that you're something
478
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,163
really special.
479
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,904
Really?
480
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:47,300
Most people don't like me
when I'm not singing.
481
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:50,172
Most people don't like me
when I'm talking either.
482
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:52,870
- Oh.
483
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,176
I'm sorry, I got nervous.
484
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,396
I did a little poopy on you.
485
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,049
Nothing to be nervous about.
486
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,051
It's not the first time
487
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,228
a beautiful woman has
shit on my shoes.
488
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,186
Thanks.
489
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,840
- Probably...
- Human form!
490
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,320
Fear not, Colin Robinson!
491
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,800
- Oh, shit.
- A captain never abandons
492
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:12,890
his crew,
so, siren, release him.
493
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,457
- Can you give me just
494
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,067
- one second, sweetie?
- Yeah.
495
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,200
- Leave him alone and come on.
- Laszlo, no.
496
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,202
- What?
- I'm in love.
497
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:23,074
- I mean, she's the one.
498
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,902
It might be
a little unconventional,
499
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:28,036
but... love can't
always be explained.
500
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,820
What, even
when she's not singing?
501
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:33,389
Well, when she's singing,
I-I can't resist her, but...
502
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,348
when she's not singing,
I don't...
503
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:38,133
want to, want to resist her.
504
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,135
Look at what she's doing.
- Yeah.
505
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,224
He's mad.
506
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,142
- My lovely bitch, we've got you!
- Leave me alone!
507
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,927
There's nowhere left to run--
just give it up!
508
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:52,060
Stop chasing me! Let me be free!
509
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,714
You don't even want me!
510
00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,585
- Hey!
- What are you talking about?!
511
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,239
- Of course we want you!
- Ooh!
512
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:58,936
You're the one who ran away!
513
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,548
- Are you fucking kidding me
with this?
- Ouch!
514
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,638
Oopsies.
515
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:07,249
What have you done?!
Oh, my love!
516
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:10,339
She was only gonna jump
into another vessel anyway.
517
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,211
I am very tired.
518
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,082
Just let me go.
519
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,345
It would be easier for you.
520
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:19,130
You have so much to do already,
without having to worry
521
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:22,264
about me and my silly emotions.
522
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,919
Yes, I have been
very busy recently.
523
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:27,530
But you have to understand.
524
00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:29,619
I have been working
so fucking hard
525
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,882
in that house
to be taken seriously.
526
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:34,972
To get anyone
to give me any respect.
527
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:37,453
I've been trying to be
professional, but I've been
528
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:41,065
squishing down
and mincing up my own...
529
00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:43,894
silly emotions.
530
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:47,028
Oh...
531
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:48,551
Oh.
532
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,161
Wow.
533
00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:52,294
I am so sorry.
534
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:53,904
It is not okay.
535
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:56,298
And I am going
to do better for you.
536
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,300
And for myself.
537
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:01,216
I am too tired. Switching hosts
538
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,523
is extremely draining.
539
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:05,786
I don't think
I can do it anymore.
540
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,442
How about one last home?
541
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:12,401
Do you feel like coming back
and living with a bunch
542
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:14,490
of uncaring assholes?
543
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:19,234
Okay, why not?
544
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,628
For what it's worth,
I also think you're doing
545
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:23,934
- a great job as coleader--
Shut up.
546
00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:26,154
- This isn't about you.
Not even a little bit.
547
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:28,678
And I'm taking the day off
tomorrow!
548
00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,463
Oh, yes, a day out!
549
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:32,334
We can crush grapes and spit
all the pits at the pigeons
550
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,293
and torture mortals...
551
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:35,859
- Right.
552
00:21:35,903 --> 00:21:38,645
Listen to me, Colin Robinson,
she is a siren.
553
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:40,299
It's her job to enchant you.
554
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,344
You're not in love.
You may think you are,
555
00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:44,346
you dumb fuck, but you're not.
556
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:46,348
Yeah, well, how do you know
the difference?
557
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:48,916
She's half-chicken.
558
00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:50,483
Yeah, nobody's perfect.
559
00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:53,399
You go away, my friend.
560
00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:55,444
I'm in love.
561
00:21:55,488 --> 00:21:57,751
- Did you eat your dinner?
- Yeah.
562
00:21:57,794 --> 00:22:00,406
All right, this is going to end
badly, so what you need to do
563
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:03,278
is cut the mics, turn
all the sound equipment off,
564
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,541
and put your fingers
in your ears, and do it now.
565
00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:08,109
Okay. Do it.
- Now!
566
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:29,391
Oh, shit.
567
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:31,393
How do I look?
Do I look all right?
568
00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,613
- Yes, you look great.
You always look great.
- Mm-hmm.
569
00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:36,833
This has all made me realize
that in my efforts to be taken
570
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:39,575
more seriously as a leader
of the Vampiric Council,
571
00:22:39,619 --> 00:22:42,186
I have been neglecting
my gorgeous, sweet,
572
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:44,841
cutie, silly, little,
dolly mama-moo.
573
00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:46,582
Yes, exactly.
574
00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:49,411
And because, uh,
she is me, the same,
575
00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:52,414
it means I have been neglecting
the gorgeous, sweet, juicy,
576
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:55,286
lovely, silly part
of my own excellent personality.
577
00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:58,115
And what I've realized,
since I am her,
578
00:22:58,159 --> 00:23:00,161
I've got to communicate
my emotional needs
579
00:23:00,204 --> 00:23:02,293
to everyone... and to myself.
580
00:23:02,337 --> 00:23:04,687
I love this little slut.
581
00:23:04,731 --> 00:23:06,950
And I love you, my little whore.
582
00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:08,430
Potty mouth, the same.
583
00:23:13,609 --> 00:23:15,219
Oh, hello.
584
00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:17,091
I say, um, apologies
585
00:23:17,134 --> 00:23:19,441
for not making it to Plum Island
586
00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:22,009
to find out more about
your energy vampire origins.
587
00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:24,403
Yeah, well, I-I guess
588
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:26,361
I remain an enigma.
589
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,232
Which is pretty cool.
590
00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:31,410
Right, has that chicken's
spell worn off?
591
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,150
I guess.
592
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:34,978
I mean, maybe I didn't
experience
593
00:23:35,022 --> 00:23:37,851
true love today,
but it-it-it sure felt like it.
594
00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:40,462
I'd say
that you didn't experience
595
00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:43,291
true love today.
596
00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:44,640
I didn't, no.
597
00:23:44,684 --> 00:23:46,033
All right, well, I'll leave you
598
00:23:46,076 --> 00:23:47,687
to whatever
the hell you were doing.
599
00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:49,776
Okay, then.
600
00:24:01,352 --> 00:24:03,920
If-if you guys could...
601
00:24:03,964 --> 00:24:06,053
maybe give me a-a minute?
602
00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:08,403
Um, I'm gonna beat off now.
603
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:12,146
♪ Nightingale of paradise♪
604
00:24:12,189 --> 00:24:18,457
♪ You sing of love♪
605
00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:23,810
♪ Flooding all the world♪
606
00:24:23,853 --> 00:24:30,207
♪ With light♪
607
00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:33,515
♪ Heedless men♪
608
00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:35,561
♪ Hear not your song♪
609
00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:40,348
♪ Of life eternal.♪
610
00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:27,351
I have
a huge crush on you.
611
00:25:28,744 --> 00:25:30,137
Well,
that's really flattering...
612
00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:32,487
...because you're beautiful.
613
00:25:40,321 --> 00:25:41,931
You're probably
wondering what we're doing.
614
00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:43,629
Short answer,
saving the earth.
615
00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:45,282
Again.
616
00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:46,545
I'm not leaving without you.
617
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,808
I need something soft
to land on.
618
00:26:11,091 --> 00:26:12,788
It happened
pretty fast.
619
00:26:12,832 --> 00:26:14,573
The world
has changed.
620
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:16,139
His survivor's classified.
621
00:26:16,183 --> 00:26:17,663
Nobody can know
about him.
622
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,014
People are going
to have to pick sides.
623
00:26:22,537 --> 00:26:24,147
I think it's going
to get worse
624
00:26:24,191 --> 00:26:25,279
before it gets better.
625
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,281
Run!
626
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:30,763
I imagine
that you attract
627
00:26:30,806 --> 00:26:32,068
quite a bit
of attention.
628
00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:33,592
You know, more than before.
That's for sure.
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