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[knock on door]
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Oh, hey, guys.
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Oh, thanks for coming
to Gemma's teachers mixer.
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Yeah, of course.
You know we're happy to support.
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[chuckles]: Come on, Dave.
We're like family, man.
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Plus, Tina told me
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you had an open bar.
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Good, you guys are here.
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You have to meet Alexis.
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I just hired her to teach
Black history. Now my school's
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on its way to having
its most diverse staff in years.Hmm.
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With this group?
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By "diverse," she must mean
in height and age.Mm-hmm.
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She has three degrees,
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speaks
multiple African languages,
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and Sasha Obama
follows her on Twitter.
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[chuckles]
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TINA: Hmm.You are gonna love Alexis.
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You know, she has already taught
me so much about Black history.
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TINA: Ah.Did you know that one in four
cowboys were Black?
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No, Dave,
I think it's more than that.
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I mean, you got Deion Sanders,
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uh, Emmitt Smith,
Michael Irvin.
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That's just the '90s.
What are you talking about?
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[Tina chuckles]Come on,
I'll introduce you.
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Oh.Excuse me, Alexis?
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These are our good
friends Calvin and Tina.
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Oh, nice to meet you,
my brother.
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Mm. Nice to meet you...
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m-my sister.
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Hi.[chuckling]
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Oh! Okay.
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We're hugging. [chuckles]
Ooh, you're strong.
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[chuckles]Look at you.
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Nyeusi ni nzuri.
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Oh.It's Swahili. It means
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"Black is beautiful."
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Well, to you, I say,
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"Ezekiel Elliott."
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Another Cowboy.
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Peace out, y'all.
As-salaam alaikum.
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W-Wa alaikum as-salaam.Uh, wa alaikum as-salaam.
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Mayim Bialik to you.
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[door closes]
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Oh, my God.
Isn't she great?
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Yeah, yeah, really great.
But there's just one problem.
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She ain't Black.
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Huh?What?
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Oh, yeah, trust me. That girl is
as white as the cast of Friends.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Tina, what do you mean
Alexis isn't Black?
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You're the one who told me
that Black people
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come in all shades
and colors.
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We do. But there's
just something
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that doesn't feel
right about her.
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My Blackdar is going off.
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You know, I hate
to disagree with you, Tina,
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but my Blackdar
says she is legit.
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But, of course, I defer to you.
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Come on, guys.
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What's the worst that can happen
if this teacher's not Black?
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The kids clapping offbeat
in the school musical?
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Well, if she's not,
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then she lied
on her application.
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And even worse,
this job came from a grant
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designated
for an African American teacher.
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The whole program could be
in jeopardy if I got this wrong.
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Okay, well,
why don't you just ask Alexis
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if she's Black or not.Yeah.
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Legally, I can't.[Dave exhales]
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Wouldn't it be nice
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if there was a neighbor who...
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...had the complexion...
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...to make the connection.
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Real subtle, Dave.
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All right. All right,
fine, I'll do it.
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[exhales]Just invite Alexis over
for dinner,
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and we'll figure out
if she's Black or not.
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Oh, thank you!
Thank you, Tina.
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You know, this is like
the Mariah Carey debate
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all over again.
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Yes, no. Yes, no. Yes.
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By the way,
where did we land on that?
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Before you say anything,
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we are just here
for the free food.
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See, that's the problem
with you two
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living within smell distance
of my house.
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Mm.Oh, hey,
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have you guys
heard the rumor
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that they're
building a Starbucks
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on the old baseball field?
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The baseball field
where I taught Malcolm to play?
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Yeah. Mom, now we can walk
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to get our pumpkin
spice lattes.
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Mmm. God is good.
[chuckles]
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Yes, He is.
But I'm sure He prefers baseball
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over your little, fancy coffees.
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Come on,
they can't tear that field down.
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It means too much
to the community.
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I got to try to do something
to save it.
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Well, what are you gonna do,
move into the dugout in protest
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or lay out
in front of the bulldozers?
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It's a local field,
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Tina, not Dodger Stadium.
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I'm gonna go talk to the mayor.
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He owes me a favor.
Come on, Mal.
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What? Why do I have to go?
[scoffs] Done with baseball.
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A-And besides, no one's used
that field in ten years.
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And you haven't paid
for food in ten years.
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Let's go.
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All right, guys. Look,
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we got to convince the mayor
to save this field.
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Does everybody remember
their parts?
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I do.
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When you say,
"What about the children?"
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I start crying.
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You're raising
a fine young man, Dave.
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Okay, here comes the mayor.
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Mayor Clyborne.
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Thank you so much for meeting
us. We appreciate it.
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Always happy to meet
with my constituents.
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Especially one that saw me
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at the gas station
doing something.
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Allegedly.[Calvin chuckles]
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Well, you know, Mayor,
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if you forget
about putting a Starbucks
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out here,
then maybe I could forget
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about you getting premium
at pump two without a car.
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What do you want?
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This field used to be the heart
and soul of this neighborhood.
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What if we clean this place up
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and get the youth baseball
league going again.
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We can have sponsors
to cover the cost.
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You know, Calvin's shop
will put in some money.
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I-I will?
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Yeah. Oh, I will
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if it will keep kids
off the streets.
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Kids off the streets.
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Oh.
[clears throat]
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This field kept me
from joining a gang
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and doing the drugs.
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I don't know.
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Think about the children.
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[crying]
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Oh, you know, it's-it's
okay. It's okay, buddy.
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Look, you may never achieve
your baseball dreams,
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but you are gonna get
what every kid wants:
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a half-caf macchiato.
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Come on, Mayor.
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Now, I know you don't want
to see this cute little kid
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crying
in the Pasadena Star-News.
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[crying]
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All right! All right.
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You get the team
up and running,
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and I'll convince
the city council.
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Thank you.
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So, me and Marty know
how we're gonna figure out
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if Alexis is legit or not.
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Yeah, we're gonna play trivia
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and ask her things
only Black folks would know.
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Okay, guys, I don't know that
that's exactly a foolproof plan.
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I mean, after spending
so much time with Calvin,
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I'd probably win.
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[laughter]
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[chuckles]: Dave, you thought
Barry White was white.
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[doorbell rings]
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Okay, that's her.
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Gemma, be cool,
all right? We got this.
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Marty, get the door.Yes, ma'am.
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[Tina clears throat]
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Hi! Welcome.[chuckles]
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What's up, my people?
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Gemma. Dave.
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Tina, girl, I hope
you don't mind,
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but I brought
some potato salad.
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Mmm. Homemade
or store-bought?
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Now, you know my mama
raised me better than that.
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Homemade, of course.Okay.
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Fantastic.
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Now, if there are raisins
or pecans in this,
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she ain't Black.
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Calvin, I think
it is on point
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that you're exposing our boys
to baseball.
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Did you know
that Jackie Robinson
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is from right here in Pasadena?
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Yes. Yes, I did know that.
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You know what,
and speaking of fun facts,
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why don't we play
some Black trivia.
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[all exclaim]
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Yes, king![chuckles]:
Oh!
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Yeah. Me first, Your Highness.
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MARTY:
Uh,
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okay, Dave.
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After you stop, drop,
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what do you do next?
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Roll. Fire safety 101.
Nailed it.Yep.
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No. Wrong!Wrong!
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[chuckles] Tell him the
right answer, Alexis.
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After you stop, drop, you...
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♪ Shut 'em down, open up shop.
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[Malcolm and Marty exclaiming]Hey, oh!
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[Alexis laughs]
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Ruff Ryders forever![Malcolm and Marty laugh]
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Okay. Okay, well,
I got one. Uh, Gemma,
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in the movie
Lethal Weapon...
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GEMMA:Uh-huh....which actor says,
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"I'm getting too old
for this ish"?
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Oh.MARTY: Easy. Easy.
Come on.
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It was Morgan Freeman.
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Ooh, sorry, beloved.
It's Danny Glover
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and his fine, chocolate self.
Mmm!
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Make sure everybody
tries Alexis' potato salad.
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Now, I hope y'all like it.
It's my big mama's recipe
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from down in Biloxi.TINA:
Ah.
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Uh, Alexis?
You put your foot in this.
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Mmm.Oh, yeah. And your elbow.
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Mmm. Okay, not
too much mayo.
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Mm-mm.It's perfectly seasoned.
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I taste two squirts
of mustard.
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Girl, this is fire.Mm-hmm.
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I'm glad you like it.
May I use your restroom?
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Yeah.
Down the hall, to the left.
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You got to jiggle that handle.
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So?Oh,
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she's definitely a sister.
I can taste it.
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I was wrong, Gemma. Alexis
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is definitely a Black woman.CALVIN:
Mm-hmm.
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Hold up.
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Hold up.
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I forgot my purse. I did not
expect to hear all that.
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Y'all didn't think I was Black?
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No, no, no, no.
It's not that we...
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Oh.No, no, no, no, no,
no, no. No, no, no.
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Mm.
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I don't know whether
I'm more hurt or embarrassed.
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Mm. It be your own people.
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Alexis, wait.
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We're really sor...
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Well, I guess she's just
mad at you guys, then.
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Looks like no one
from the neighborhood showed up.
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Well, we tried.
Let's go home.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Guys.
G-Guys, hold on. W...
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We can do this.
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It's like my old drill sergeant
used to say.
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"Johnson,
you stop hugging people,
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and you get to work!"
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[both laugh]
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That's not gonna work
on these guys, Dave.
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Let me show you how it's done.
251
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:41,902
Either you start raking,
or I'll raise your rent!
252
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:45,253
[motor sputtering]
253
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,777
♪
254
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,784
[motor running]
255
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,893
[chanting]:
Weed-whack. Weed-whack.
256
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:19,069
Weed-whack the grass.
257
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,203
Weed-whack.
Weed-whack. Weed...
258
00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:28,949
Six hours
259
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:32,822
and only 35 complaints
from Marty...
260
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:35,956
...and the baseball field
is back!
261
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:40,395
I'm so tired. I don't think
I'm-a ever move again.
262
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:41,788
[phone chimes]
263
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,964
Oh! My Uber Eats is here.
264
00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,446
Can we play on the field now?
265
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,927
Sure, man. Come on. Hey,
Malcolm, grab a bat.
266
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:53,582
Let's show Grover
how it's done.Oh, no, I'm good, Pop.
267
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,758
Look, if we done here,
I'm-a just head home.
268
00:11:57,020 --> 00:12:00,850
Hey, man. You all right?
269
00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,417
[chuckles]:
I mean, you did all this work.
270
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,506
You sure you don't want
to hit a few balls?
271
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:05,986
Pop, this was your
project. All right?
272
00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:08,336
I'm only down here
because you made me.
273
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,730
[chuckles]:
Come on, Malcolm. Come on, man.
274
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:13,341
You and I, we had some
great memories on this field.
275
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,908
Baseball
used to make you so happy.
276
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:17,432
Yeah, it used to
make me happy, Pop.
277
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:20,870
Look, I blew my knee out, man,
and I put baseball behind me.
278
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:24,744
Being back here on
this field, it just...
279
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,833
This doesn't feel
good anymore.
280
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:27,964
All right?
281
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,487
I'm out of here, man.
282
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,054
Malcolm. Malcolm!
283
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,926
Malcolm!
284
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,972
Huh.
285
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,366
You know, someone
wouldn't have to yell
286
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:41,848
if someone hadn't broken
my megaphone.
287
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,810
[hip-hop music playing]
288
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,771
Thanks again for
accepting our apology.
289
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,077
Yeah, I feel bad
for not believing you.
290
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,427
Oh, it's all good. Especially
since you're taking me out
291
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,386
for lunch and mimosas.[Tina and Gemma chuckle]
292
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:01,781
Also, us queens
need to stick together.[chuckles]
293
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:04,044
I know that's right, girl.
294
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,829
Sorry. I got caught up.
295
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,526
No, no, no,
that's all right, Gemma.
296
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:10,093
You're a queen, too.
297
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:12,313
[Alexis and Tina chuckle][siren wails]
298
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,793
Oh, no.
299
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,969
[gasps] Oh, no, I'm
getting pulled over.
300
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:20,060
Ah, see, I told you
to slow your butt down.
301
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,757
[Gemma sighs]You can't speed
through a neighborhood
302
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,237
with a Whole Foods.
303
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,197
License and registration, ma'am?
304
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,851
Yeah.
305
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,723
You're aware
your taillight is out?
306
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,030
But my husband told me
he fixed it.
307
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,684
Let me see.
308
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,906
[car door closes]She's probably all right,
309
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,603
but I don't want
to leave her alone.
310
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,344
You right. You right, sis.
311
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,476
We should go out there in
case something pops off.
312
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,609
[clears throat]
313
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,091
See, ma'am?I told Dave
314
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:52,570
not to do it himself.[car door closes]
315
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:53,963
ALEXIS:
Mm.
316
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,835
You'd think with all
the crime in this city,
317
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,793
he'd have something
better to do.
318
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,447
Uh, can you two
please step back?
319
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:01,318
Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes, sir.
Uh, Alexis, step back.
320
00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,843
No, we don't have to do
what he says. Yeah, yeah. I got
321
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,801
time today.No.
322
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,759
I'm gonna need
you to calm down,
323
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,457
ma'am.Don't tell me to calm down.
324
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,981
You about to lose your job.
325
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,812
Listen, lady, I'm
just trying...Ow!
326
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,902
Ow! You-you cannot lay
your hands on me, sir.
327
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,949
Did you see that? Ow!
328
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:25,299
I'm gonna have your badge,
sport!
329
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:26,996
My parents
330
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,825
own one of the biggest law firms
in Los Angeles!
331
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,785
Featherinham and Associates.
I'm sure you've heard of them.
332
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,613
DISPATCHER:
All units report to 12th and Clover.
333
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,006
Shots fired.
334
00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:40,880
She just said
Featherinham and Associates.
335
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,447
She told me
her last name is Simpson.
336
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,319
Copy that. Unit
24 responding.
337
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,451
It's your lucky day, lady.
338
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:49,149
Oh, yeah. Yeah,
339
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:53,022
you better leave! I
was about to go O-F-F!
340
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,460
All right, you guys ready to go?
341
00:14:56,591 --> 00:15:00,029
Uh, before we do,
342
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,902
is your last name Simpson
or Featherinham?
343
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,816
I don't know
what her last name is,
344
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,602
but I know
her first name is Karen.
345
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,390
No Black woman in the world
would do what you just did.
346
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,958
And your parents
are the Featherinhams?
347
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:18,656
I watch their TV commercials
every day.
348
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:19,962
So, now,
unless you're adopted...
349
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:22,965
...you white.
350
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:27,927
As African Americans, aren't
we all mixed with something?
351
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,800
Girl,
you just said "sport."
352
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,628
That's even white for me.
353
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,720
Okay. Uh, fine. I'm white,
354
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:42,028
but I love Black culture.
355
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:44,465
There's nothing wrong with
being culturally fluid.
356
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,902
Girl, I don't know
what culturally fluid is,
357
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:50,297
but I am Black every damn day.
358
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:53,909
That's why you should
appreciate my appreciation.
359
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,825
No, sweetheart.
360
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,307
Your appreciation
is actually appropriation.
361
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:02,091
It's called Blackfishing.
362
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:05,094
See, we're not
some exotic species
363
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:07,662
that you can mimic
to feel special.
364
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,273
It's clear
that you want our rhythm
365
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:11,840
but don't want our blues.
366
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,930
Not to mention
you took a job
367
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,845
from a well-qualified
African American candidate.
368
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,847
Mm.I'm rescinding my offer.
369
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,284
You about to lose
your job.
370
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,851
Hmm!
371
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,593
That's fair.
372
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,377
I'm sorry.
373
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,901
And I appreciate
you calling me out.
374
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:34,994
That's what I love
about our culture.
375
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:36,386
We fight amongst
ourselves,
376
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:39,999
but at the end of the
day, it's all love.
377
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,177
Gemma, get in the car.
378
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,005
This woman
is Lifetime movie crazy.Yeah.
379
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:51,271
Hey, Pop, are you all right?
Your text said it was urgent.
380
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,577
Did I say "urgent"?Yeah.
381
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,798
I meant while you was out,
uh, pick up some detergent.
382
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:59,148
[scoffs softly]Hey, well,
383
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,020
since you're here, come on, man.
Grab a glove. Let's go.
384
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:04,197
No. No, man. I told you,
I'm done with baseball, Pop.
385
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,199
Yeah, son, but...
386
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,722
they aren't.
387
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,202
Look at them.
388
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,334
Those kids are you
when you were a boy.
389
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:14,511
Except for the one
wearing LeBrons.
390
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:17,645
I would never spend that kind
of money on a 12-year-old.
391
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,908
Yeah, Dad, I know.
392
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,651
Come on, man.
393
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,392
Look how this game has brought
the neighborhood together.
394
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:26,697
Join us.
395
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,656
I don't know, Pop. I...
396
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,701
All right. Okay, son.
397
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,921
Do me this favor.
398
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,751
For your old man,
take one swing.
399
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:39,884
[laughs]:
Look, I got your favorite bat.
400
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:44,454
You not gonna
let this go, huh?
401
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:45,716
Nope.
402
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,372
Fine, Pop. One swing.
403
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:52,071
Let's go, baby. Let's do it.
All right, y'all.
404
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,510
You ready?
405
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,948
Here we go.
406
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,779
It's okay, all right?
407
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,650
Malcolm, just fix your stance.
408
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:09,305
Adjust your grip.
Focus on the ball.
409
00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:10,698
Here we go.
410
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:19,707
[ball thuds]
411
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:21,274
[kids cheer]
412
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,014
Boom, baby!
413
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,755
[laughing]That's my son right there!
414
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:26,583
Knocked it out the park!
415
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,498
It's a smaller park, but still.Yeah.
416
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:31,066
Home run's a home run, man.Malcolm,
that was incredible.
417
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,894
You hit that thing
way out of here.
418
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:35,505
And I also think you hit a car.
419
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,899
Know what? If I did,
that was worth it.Yeah, right.
420
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:41,207
Hey, mister, can you teach
us how to hit like that?
421
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,948
Yeah, Malcolm,
can you teach us? Please?
422
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,211
Oh, look, I
don't know, man.
423
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:48,649
Don't make me cry,
'cause you know I will.
424
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,651
[chuckles]
425
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,349
That is messed-up,
G Man. But, uh,
426
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,917
yes, I will teach you guys.
427
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:58,093
KIDS:
Yes![Calvin chuckles]
428
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:01,140
Now, you can't tell me
that didn't feel good.
429
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,838
You know what, Pop?
That felt great.
430
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,623
Felt just like back
in the day, man.
431
00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:09,235
Uh, growing up, all I
ever really wanted to do
432
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,541
was play baseball, so...
433
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:12,847
after I couldn't
play no more,
434
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,631
even thinking about
the game hurt.
435
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:17,156
Yeah.
I can understand that.
436
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,636
But it doesn't mean
that you can't enjoy the game
437
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,769
in different ways.
438
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,728
Know what, you right.
439
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,165
Thank you for
bringing me back
440
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:29,255
to the game, Pop.Anytime, son. Anytime, man.
441
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:34,303
That, my friends...
442
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:37,611
...is why baseball
443
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,917
is America's pastime.
444
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,181
Hey!
445
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:43,573
Which one of you
broke the windshield
446
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:44,618
on my Mercedes?
447
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:52,191
[crying]Hey.
448
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,280
Hey, man, I'm
sorry, brother.
449
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:55,759
I got a little man, too.
I'm s...
450
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,638
Oh, hey, Tina.
It's official.Hey.
451
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,553
I saved the baseball field.
452
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:09,773
Mm.And I think the mayor's
gonna give me a statue.
453
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,166
For saving the baseball field?
454
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:14,387
Mm, that and, uh, you know,
keeping a secret.
455
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:16,606
Well,
456
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,042
I've got good news, too.
457
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,740
My Blackdar was right.
458
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,568
Alexis is white.
459
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,091
What?Mm-hmm.
460
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,962
But her potato salad was lit.
461
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,573
[scoffs]
Please,
462
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:28,923
she bought it from a food truck
in Inglewood.
463
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:31,230
[chuckles]:
Oh. Is that how you busted her?
464
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,493
No. We got stopped by the cops,
465
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,538
and she switched it up
with the quickness.
466
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,889
She even hit him
with the "I'll have your badge."[chuckles]: Oh.
467
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,109
Not the "I'll have your badge."[laughs]:
Yes, she did.
468
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,937
Well, you know how it is
with us, babe.
469
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,721
Always on trend.That's right.
470
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:46,854
I mean, first it was
our hair. Then our skin.Mm.
471
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,769
Now it's our butts.Mm.
472
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:50,771
Everybody want to be Black
till they treated Black.
473
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,990
That's right.It's like my grandma
used to say.
474
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:55,428
Don't stand next to the grill if
you ain't gonna keep it real.Hello.
475
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:05,786
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