All language subtitles for The Nanny S03 E26

Hi.

Oh, Grandma Yetta called
and said she's on her
way.

I don't know why
she wouldn't let me
send the limo for
her

so she could
stretch out in
back.

Oh, honey, at her age,

she's not looking
to stretch out

in the back of
any long black cars.

Niles,
do you have
anything
for the dog to eat?

Sure. What are you
in the mood for?

Watch it, Hop Sing,

-or I'll have you
fixed like I fixed him.
-Oh.

Nanny Fine,
here's my credit card.

Now, when you take
Chester to the groomer,
be very careful.

He's been
biting and snapping

and being
particularly vicious.

BadCujo.

Dump him in here.
I gave him a tranquillizer.

Oh, you know,
my mother once took

a doggy
tranquillizer
by accident.

She thought
it was a
Dexatrim.

What happened?

Well, she ate
out
of a big bowl,

licked herself clean...

Basically nothing happened.

I'm leaving for
the airport now, Mother.

Goodbye.

Yes, of course, Mother.

I like you very much, too.

"I like you very much, too"?

When are you gonna cut
that umbilical cord already?

Well, I have to go to Paris.

My brother's done it again.

Nigel's taken
his entire
inheritance

and bought some seedy
little nightclub in
Paris.

I told Mother
no one in our family

should get hold
of their trust fund

until they're at least
30 years old.

30?

I'm not gonna
have
a date until I'm
30.

Well, honey, at least
when you turn 30,
you'll be rich.

When I turn 30, I'll be 40.

Oh, my goodness.
Look at the time.

I'm gonna miss my flight.

Oh, well, Shalimar.

Oh, no.
That'sau revoir,
Fine.

No. I meant Shalimar,
as in duty free,

but I'll be happy with
whatever you bring me back.

Chanel.

Oh, Mr. Sheffield.

Mr. Sheffield,
you forgot your bag.

Oh, my goodness.
Thank you. Goodbye.

Bye, Dad.

FRAN:
Oh, look who's
here.

Grandma Yetta.

Oh, no.
You came here
in an ambulance?

Are you okay?

She flagged us down
and said she was
a little out of breath.

But as we were
driving down your block,

she suddenly
felt much better.

It was a miracle.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, Brighton,
bring Chester over here.

We're gonna take him
to the groomer's.

Here boy. Boy?

[WHISTLES]

You know, Fran,
I don't want to
say anything
here,

but I think
this dog is
dead.

Oh, calm down,
he's not dead.

He's just sleeping.

I get that all the time.

Oh, sweet doggy,

nice puppy.

Wow!
She don't feed him enough.

Oh, my God. Oh, no.

Mr. Sheffield! Mr. Sheffield!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SINGER:♪♪ She was working
in a bridal shop
in Flushing, Queens ♪♪

♪♪ 'Til her boyfriend
kicked her out ♪♪

♪♪ In one of those
crushing scenes ♪♪

♪♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪♪

♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪

♪♪ So over the bridge
from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪♪

♪♪ She was there
to sell makeup,
but the father saw more ♪♪

♪♪ She had style!
She had flair!
She was there! ♪♪

♪♪ That's how
she became the nanny! ♪♪

♪♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl
we've described ♪♪

♪♪ was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed? ♪♪

♪♪ Now the father
finds her beguiling ♪♪

♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪

♪♪ And the kids
are actually smiling ♪♪

♪♪ Such♪♪

♪♪ She's the lady in red
when everybody else
is wearing tan ♪♪

♪♪ The flashy girl
from Flushing ♪♪

♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪

Mr. Sheffield.
Mr. Sheffield.

Oh, thank God
I found you.

Oh. Miss Fine, what on earth
are you doing here?

Well, you accidentally
took
the wrong bag I gave
you.

How did you get on?

Well, I had to buy a
ticket
with Miss Babcock's
credit card.

But I'll give it
back
for a refund

just as soon as
I get off the
plane.

Of course,
without a
ticket,

I won't be able to
get
back into duty free

to return this
adorable
little tennis
bracelet...

Would you-- would
you just get the bag
and get off the plane?

Okay. Okay.

Champagne?

Oh, thank you, yes.

I just love first class.

Um...

Uh, excuse me.

Chester.

Oh, Chester.
Are you in here?

Chester, honey.

[BELL DINGS]

STEWARD:Flight attendants
cross-check and prepare
the cabin for takeoff.

[ENGINE WHIRRING]

Grandma Yetta,
Fran said I could go into
her closet and play dress
up,

but everything's
too tight on me.

Does Franny
still wear this?

Because it would be
good for me in summer.

Uh, Yetta,
I'm doing a book report,

and they're out of it
at Blockbuster.

And, well,

I was wondering, how much
do you know about theTitanic?

GRANDMA YETTA:
Oh, top of the line.

They had a midnight
buffet on deck.

And the ice sculpture...

Huge.

FRAN:Help me!
Help me! Help me!

That talking pig
sounds just like my
nanny.

FRAN:Stewardess!
Stewardess!

Oh, God, no.

[BELL DINGS]

FRAN: I thought I was
gonna suffocate.
Oh, going down.

Ladies lingerie,
accessories...

Get out of there.

Oh, calm down.

I was just trying
to switch the bags

and I accidentally
got locked in the closet.

It could happen to anyone.

Yes, but it
doesn't
happen to anyone,
does it?

It only happens to
you,
Mrs. Carmichael.

Come.

Just--Just sit down.

Oh, you like sitting
by the window, too?

Thank you. Thank you.

I have to sit
by the window.

Oh, except now
you really can't see
the movie screen from here.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, would you
look at this?

This brings
back
such memories.

Ma used to make all the
beds
with these blankets.

I'll tell you,
until I was
six...

until I was six,
I thought that our
initials were
T.W.A.

Oh, look at this,
my sister's china
pattern.

Wait a minute.
If you're here, Miss Fine,

who's taking care
of the children?

Oh, Grandma Yetta.
But don't worry.

She raised my mother,
and look how normal
she...

Give me the phone!
Give me the phone!

[PHONE BEEPING]

Hi, Grandma
Yetta.
Yeah, it's Fran.

Listen, I'm calling
from the aeroplane.

I know. It's amazing.

But, you know,
if they could get
a man on the
moon...

Sure they did.

Neil Armstrong.

No, he's not the one that
sangLove on the Rocks.

That was Neil Diamond.

But I can understand how...

Just give me that.

Yetta, get Niles on
the phone, would you?

What?

No,
I most certainly will not.

♪♪ Love on the rocks ♪♪

♪♪ Ain't no surprise ♪♪

♪♪ Pour me a drink
And I'll tell you... ♪♪

Would you...
Is there no one there
I can talk to?

Yes. Good.

Gracie, sweetheart,
get Niles for me.

Oh, talk to your
daughter for two
seconds.

[SIGHS]

Hello, sweetheart.

I love you,
and I miss you
very, very much.

I miss you, too, sir.

No, we weren't worried.

We figured it was something
as simple as getting locked

in the closet
of a 747 in flight.

Oh, here's Miss Babcock now.

Mr. Sheffield for you.

Bonjour,

Oh, how I wish
I were with you
whisking off to
Paris.

Hold on a minute.
Nanny Fine is
babbling
something next to me.

Would you...

Oh, she's babbling
something next to you.
[CRUSHES THE BOTTLE]

Oh-oh.

Isn't that funny?

Funny, funny, funny.

How can this be
the only available room

in the entire city?

What? Is there some
kind of convention
going on or something?

-[CHESTER GROWLS]
-Oh, people are pouring
in from everywhere.

The new Andrew Lloyd Webber
musical is opening.

Oh,monsieur,
wait.
Here you go.

And please don't come back
until he's done number
deux.

Oh, here you go.

Merci. Merci.

Oh, I cannot believe
we're in Paris.

And would you
look at this room!

You know, I think
Miss Ellie has this
wallpaper in Southfork.

I'll tell
you,
this jet
lag

is beginning to
catch up with
me.

Oh, I know. I can hardly
keep my eyes open.

[SIGHING]

Yes. Well,
I'm feeling much
better.

Really?
You look exhausted.

You wouldn't want
to spoil your stay in Paris.

No. I'm feeling
much better,
really.

I took a sleep
on the plane.

Why didn't you?

And miss the lobster, caviar
and make-your-own-sundae bar?

[SCOFFS] I don't think so.

Well,
I'm gonna take a
shower.

Nigel should be
here any minute.

I thought we'd
grab a quick bite
at L'Orangerie,

try and talk
some sense into
him.

Talk him out of
that ridiculous

night club
business
he's getting...

Miss Fine, were you
going to just sit there

and let me take
my clothes off?

Well, I didn't want to spoil
my stay in Paris either.

[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

Oh, that'll be Nigel now.

You know, uh, I haven't
seen my little brother
for four years.

Actually, I'm feeling
a little emotional.

Oh, Mr.
Sheffield,
that's good.

Go with your
feelings.
Let it out.

-Hello, young man.
-Max.

Who's this? I say,
aren't we lovely?

We certainly are.

-I'm Fran.
-Nigel.

Oh, Max,
I should have rung up.

Am I, um, interrupting?

-No.
-No.

Oh,
this--this is my
nanny.

She, uh, she takes
care of my
children.

Oh, you brought them
with you, then.
Where--Where are they?

-Ah.
-They're in New York.

Oh, I get it.

Nanny. Spank, spank.

[LAUGHING]

No, Nigel.
You do not get it at
all.

Well, I can assure you,

this woman is not
involved with me

or anyone else
for that
matter.

Go to the window.

I don't think
Brussels heard you.

All right, Nigel,
now, what is all
this
ridiculous

about you
buying a night
club?

Oh, here comes the lecture.

You know, if you put
a martini in one hand

and Father's
jewels in the other,
you could be Mother.

[LAUGHING]

Don't you
think
it's time

you stopped behaving
like an immature
child
and grew up?

I mean, you know
nothing about
business.

Well, what do you know?
I used your name

and couldn't even get into
the Andrew Lloyd Webber show.

All right. Fine.
That does it.

Oh, my God. Boys! Boys!

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

Use your words.

Now, you two are
taking a time-out.

That's all.

He started it.

Oh, and no TV for
you,
either.

Now, what's with you?

You know,
he's only trying to help you.

I mean,
you're very young,

and you've got
all this dough,

and what are you, 6'2"?

Three.

-One and a half.
-All right. That's it.
I'm out of here.

You've turned into
a stuffed shirt. You're
boring.

And don't bother
coming to my
club,

because we don't
get going till
10:00.

And that's way
past
your bedtime.

For your information,
I go to bed at 11:00

because I work
in the morning!

I'm sorry, Miss Fine.

I'm sorry
you had to witness
such a dreadful display.

Hey, that was a
display
by you?

Try going to ma's house
when two aunts each have
a bagel

and there's only
one piece of lox
left.

Let's change the subject.

Well, I'm
gonna
call the
airlines.

We are going home.

Oh, Mr. Sheffield,

you can't leave it
like this with your brother.

No, I'm sorry.
But even if it means
going to his club,

drinking champagne
and eating French food,

we are just gonna have
to make the sacrifice.

Well, all right.

-I suppose we did
come all this way.
-Mmm-hmm.

And I do happen to have
a clean stuffed shirt with
me.

Well, let's see,
it's only 4:00
now.

So what do you want do
between now and then?

Oh, let me see.

What could
a man and a woman do

to kill a couple
of hours in
Paris?

Miss Fine.

Oh, come on,
Mr. Sheffield, right now.

Let's go. Take me

shopping!

Niles, where's Maxwell?

I've been trying to
reach his room all day.

Oh, well,
try Nanny Fine's
room.

It's 4592.

4592 is Maxwell's room.

I know. Isn't that funny?

Funny, funny, funny.

SINGER:♪♪ I love Paris ♪♪

♪♪ In the spring time ♪♪

♪♪ I love Paris ♪♪

♪♪ In the fall ♪♪

♪♪ I love Paris ♪♪

♪♪ In the winter
when it drizzles ♪♪

♪♪ Say, I love Paris
in the summer ♪♪

♪♪ When it sizzles ♪♪

♪♪ Say, I love Paris
every moment ♪♪

♪♪ Every moment of the year ♪♪

♪♪ Yes, I love Paris ♪♪

♪♪ Why, oh, why
do I love Paris? ♪♪

♪♪ Because my love is near ♪♪

♪♪ Because my love is near ♪♪

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

[SINGING IN FRENCH]

You get what I mean,
don't you?

[SINGING IN FRENCH]

Madames, monsieurs,
ladies and gentlemen,

the incomparable Eartha Kitt.

Wonderful.

Oh,monsieur.

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

Oh, tish, I love it
when you speak French.

Oh, look who's here.
Bonsoir.

A little late for you,
though, isn't it, Max?

He took a little nap.

Eartha, I'd like you
to meet my brother,

Maxwell Sheffield
and his, um,
nanny.

Oh, Miss Kitt,
you are so wonderful,

and you look incredible.

How do you ever
stay so young?

I have a nanny, too.

Lorenzo, darling.

-Miss Kitt, you were smashing.
-Merci.

Oh, two handsome gentlemen
in the same family.

[GROWLING]

All right. All right.
Back off, cat woman.

Well, the place is packed.

Not bad for
an immature child

who knows nothing
about business, hey,
Max?

This is on me.

Would you
just
look at him?

Working the room,
picking up the
tabs.

Just wait till
he spends a couple of
sleepless nights
wondering

whether the thing that
he's poured his heart

and soul into is
gonna go under or
not.

Oh, he's such a dreamer.

Wish you were him?

Yeah.

You know,
I was him
once.

What happened, Miss Fine?

What happened to my passion?

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe becoming
too successful,

you lose your passion.

I know sometimes
when I wake up
in my mansion

and my Ralph Lauren sheets
and I look out my window
at Park Avenue,

I think, oh,
maybe I'll just sleep in.

Niles can get the kids
ready for school.

But enough about me.

Do you know what
I'm gonna do, Miss
Fine?

Fire me?

I'm gonna get
my passion back.

Well,
I'm right behind you, baby.

The first thing I'm
gonna
do is tell my brother,
"Good show."

Then I'm gonna ring my
mother
and tell her to sod off.

And the passion part
will kick in exactly where?

Right--Right now.

Oh, right.

I'm gonna go for
it,
Miss Fine.

I'm gonna grab
the brass ring.

I'm gonna get back
in touch and just do
it.

Go! Grab! Touch! Do!

Did I mention touch?

For God sakes,
I'm in Paris with
a beautiful
woman.

Come on,
let's blow this
nightclub

and see where life takes us.

[GROWLING]

Yep,
taking the next plane

was definitely
the right thing to do.

We switch flights in Rome,
short layover in Amsterdam.

We'll be home
in,
oh, 19 hours.

Yeah, it was
definitely meant to be.

What the hell was that?

Oh, just a little
bump in the road.

What, did we hit a deer?
We're in the air.

Oh, you have to
picture
yourself going along
a little country lane

with a few
dips
and potholes.

What the bloody
hell
was that?

Okay, okay.

Calm down.
ma said to always
look at the stewardesses,

that they'll let you know
when there's something to
worry about.

Oh, my God. Everybody,
stay in your seats.

Fasten your seat belts.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, God, I never thought
it was gonna end like
this.

I did.

I'm finally
flying first class
with a handsome millionaire.

Of course
the plane would go down.

What else?

All right. Everybody,
now, just stay calm.

-Everything is fine.
-Okay.

Would you put
your damn tray away?

Do you want to
get us all killed?

Okay. Okay.

Oh, Mr. Sheffield.

Mr. Sheffield,
I just want you to know

that these last three years
have been just the best years
of my life.

Oh, God, my children.

Oh, they adored
you,
Miss Fine.

You know, now would be
a good time to call me Fran.

I love you.

[♪♪♪]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]