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[ Man singing
in foreign language ]
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- [ Gasps ] She...remembered?
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-Rise and shine!
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It most important day of year!
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- Finally -- a real birthday
for Uncle Pete.
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- Is there some kind
of surprise happening
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for a one-year-older me?
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[ Screams ]
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- Not surprise.
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It happen every year,
second Saturday
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after Old Country Easter.
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- Embalming fluid
held like a baby,
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Baba filled with pride --
piece together the clues Pete.
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[ Gasps ] Oh! Today's not --
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- Fun-Con, annual Funeral Parlor
Association Convention.
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This Baba year
to win Best Fluid.
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Go load back of hearse
with homemade embalmer.
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- Seriously?
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But it's my--
- You what? You period?
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Baba need you to find
cheaper coffin distributer.
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- Can we please stay home?
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Maybe you have some tiny candles
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you'd like to put
on a Scooby-Doo-themed cupcake?
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- Ha! This my day.
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No time for dally-dilly.
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- I'd like to dilly her dally.
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[ Baby crying ]
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- ♪ I'm not as crazy
as I used to be ♪
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♪ Some of my devils
up and left me free ♪
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♪ To find a quiet space
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♪ I'm not as out of place
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♪ And I'm coming home again
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♪ It's been
too long a time ♪
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♪ Gettin' back what's mine
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♪ And I can't remember
why I went away ♪
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♪ But it's looking now
like maybe I can stay ♪
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Was that any good?
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♪♪
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- I forgot how fun FUN CON is!
- Forget anything else?
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A sibling's birthday, perhaps?
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- Everybody here's horny.
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You've got
your plainclothes goths,
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your necrophiliacs,
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your quiet cape-wearers
who "play" organ music,
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your overly curious meek teens.
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- I might be down for a
fun-con-sensual experience
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with a fellow meek teen,
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but they'd have to be
especially meek.
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- Spot! Spot!
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[ Engine revs ]
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[ Tires screech ]
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[ Cheering ]
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- [ Gasps ] Sophie Bennett!
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Still a sneaky thief, I see.
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- Who?
- Sophie create
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very popular lifestyle brand,
but for death.
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Really made something
of herself.
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- You know her?!
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♪♪
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- A little maggot
for a little lady.
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- He's so squish-able.
I love him.
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- Can I hold him
for a little, Trophy?
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- Sure, Sophie.
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Feel his belly.
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[ Gasps ]
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Sophie, give him back!
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He's my maggot!
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[ Sobbing ]
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- Let's cremate him!
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- No!
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- Bye-bye.
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- [ Sobbing ] I won him!
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- Won what?
- [ Sobs ]
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We were best friends,
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but she always took
whatever I loved most.
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As kids, it was my toys.
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As teens,
it was my boyfriend Lonny...
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[ Gasps ] That's him!
- They marry now. And rich.
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- Who's the boy?
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- I knew Lonny got her pregnant,
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but I...
didn't think they'd keep it.
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[ Chuckles ] Guess they forgot
to use fun-con-traception.
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- Sophie good teen mom to Joey.
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Never abandoned baby
with grandmother.
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- Actually, everything that
went wrong in my life
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can be traced back to Sophie.
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But that ends today,
my brilliant frien-emy,
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'cause Trophy's come back
to take you down.
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- Ahh. Baba home.
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Listen up.
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Lots to do
and only few hours to do it.
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- I'll go browse coffins
and meet you in the car.
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I know how my face
brings you bad luck.
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- [ Groans ]
- Trophy.
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Baba need you --
- To ruin Sophie's life
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like she ruined mine?
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Consider it done.
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- To not be messy bitch!
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Stay away from
Sophie's embalming fluid.
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[ Psychedelic music plays ]
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- Ooh.
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Baba, could I go smell some
candles before I start my job?
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- No.
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Your bad posture is like
mating call to sexual deviants.
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Baba tell granddaughter
secret of how
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to determine who molester.
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- Let me guess --
you have an outrageous theory
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there's absolutely
zero research on.
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- Old Country way never wrong!
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Just hum first few bars
of "Skip to My Lou."
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If the suspect sings chorus,
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you know
you dealing with monster.
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Watch.
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♪ Flies in the buttermilk,
shoo, fly, shoo ♪
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♪ Flies in the buttermilk,
shoo, fly, shoo ♪
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♪ Flies in the buttermilk,
shoo, fly, shoo ♪
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- ♪ Skip to the Lou, my darlin'
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[ Gasps ]
- Help! This man is dangerous!
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I was taken from my home
in Billings, Montana!
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- I don't even know that darling.
[ Siren wails ]
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Can we just blame the...
- Thanks, Baba.
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We've been looking for
Thatcher the Child Snatcher
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for months.
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Don't know how you do it.
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- Wow! Why does that work?
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- If you ever
want to sleep again,
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is better not to know details.
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♪♪
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- Mm...
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- Hey, you look like a man
who appreciates
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the finer things in life.
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- I did use a toothpick
after lunch.
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- Come try out
the RestMaster 2000.
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- Oh, this is way beyond
our budget.
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You see, our clients are...
"of the trash."
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- Ever wish you could climb back
inside your mother's womb?
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- Every second of my life.
- I had a feeling.
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Well, let me tell you --
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this silk comfort foam
comes close.
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Jump on in there.
- Oh.
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Makes you wish death
could arrive a little faster.
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Oh, I-I better get up
before I get too comfortable.
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- Just take a moment with it.
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This baby's air-tight.
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- Uh-oh.
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- Ooh, bad posture.
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Easy prey.
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♪♪
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- Lonny?
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Lonny? Lonny?
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You in here?
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- Wha--?
- Lonny!
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But I thought you loved me
for my body.
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- Sorry, Troph.
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Sophie's hot spot has
more than just great wireless.
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- Sophie, how could you?
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You're supposed to be
my best friend.
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- Exactly.
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If it weren't for me, you and
Lonny would still be together.
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I did this for you.
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- My heart is broken.
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I have to go have drunk,
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unprotected sex with 10 guys
to dull the pain!
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That'll show you!
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- Uh, you're welcome!
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I'm gonna keep you
as my boyfriend to boss around,
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but let's be clear --
I don't like you.
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- So, girls, if you ever wanna
talk about the circle of life
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or what pajamas you're wearing,
here's my, uh,
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personal number.
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- Oh, drat!
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My flavored-condom assortment
spilled everywhere!
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Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom.
- Trophy Fantasy?
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Is that you?
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[ Chuckles ] I don't believe it.
- Lonny!
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Ooh, what a complete surprise
to see you here.
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Why don't we go grab a coffee
and catch up,
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in the biblical sense.
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- I appreciate the offer, but I'm
more generically spiritual.
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I gotta see where those
barely legals just ran off to.
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Nice catching up.
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- ♪ Flies in the buttermilk,
shoo, fly, shoo ♪
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♪ Flies in the buttermilk,
shoo, fly, shoo ♪
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♪ Flies in the buttermilk,
shoo, fly, shoo ♪
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- ♪ Skip to my Lou, my darlin'
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Damn!
- I knew it!
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You're a cheater and a creeper.
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I'm gonna tell Sophie
and destroy your marriage.
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- Oh, she knows I cheat on her
with very young women.
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We've turned our narcissism
and desire for money
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into a successful
lifestyle brand.
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Our loveless marriage is
a mutually agreed upon charade.
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- I get it.
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You have
the perfect relationship.
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Ugh. How am I supposed
to get back at her now?
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- [ Chuckles ] It's futile.
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I mean, you could
kill yourself trying --
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- Been there, botched that.
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- Winning's all she cares about,
and Sophie always wins.
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- What if Tender Endings
beats her in the fluid finals?
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- That would take a miracle.
- Yeah?
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Well my resurrected ass knows
a little something about those.
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- When do I get to hold
the embalming fluid?
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- In your dreams.
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Baba have just the job
for novice.
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You hold sign.
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Pretty good.
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Just try keep it straight
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and don't let crowd see
too much of your calves.
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Today not about you.
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Today about fluid.
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Step right up
and sample the goods!
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Only 12 ounce of Baba's Embalmer
does trick
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for four average adults
or eight unlucky children!
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Just other day,
a widow say to me, "Five stars,"
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after looking
at dead husband face.
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And as everybody know,
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widows very stingy
with their stars.
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[ Psychedelic music plays ]
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- Fresh laundry rainstorm?
[ Sniffs ]
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Oh, like I'm carrying a basket
of clean clothes into a monsoon.
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- Pumpkin Pie Afternoon.
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This aroma is transcendent.
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[ Sniffs ] Top note of...clove?
Is that right?
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- Sure. Why not.
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- Mmm. This cinnamon is so warm.
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What are its undertones?
- Says here...
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"cinnamon."
- I'll take it.
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- You know, you should get
a wick cutter for that jar
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if you don't have
one already, 'cause...
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- You get optimal burn time
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and less sooty residue
on the glass.
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- I'm Annie, from Tender Endings.
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You're Joey Bennett.
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- Your funeral home
hates my mom, right?
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All the deadheads do.
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It's the combination of
her success and her superiority.
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- My mom's not a fan,
but I try to think for myself.
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- Me, too.
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In fact, I'm heading
to the food court
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to defy my mother's wishes
right now.
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I'm going to eat a snack
loaded with artificial colors
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and added sugar.
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Wanna join me?
- I do...
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but I'm supposed to be
holding a sign for my Baba.
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- Sounds important.
Maybe another time, then.
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- You can either hold a sign
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or you can recognize
a sign from the universe
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staring you right in the face!
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Joey, actually, I'm DTF!
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Down to Foodcourt!
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- So that's what that means.
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♪♪
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00:09:33,286 --> 00:09:35,245
- Let me out!
255
00:09:35,288 --> 00:09:37,725
I can't die on my birthday.
256
00:09:37,769 --> 00:09:41,468
That's a level of irony
I am just not comfortable with.
257
00:09:41,512 --> 00:09:42,861
Let me out!
258
00:09:42,904 --> 00:09:44,428
[ Sobbing ]
259
00:09:44,471 --> 00:09:45,646
Salvation!
260
00:09:45,690 --> 00:09:47,779
And maybe a birthday wish?
261
00:09:47,822 --> 00:09:49,302
- Is that our Petey?
262
00:09:49,346 --> 00:09:51,261
- ♪ Happy birthday
- ♪ Happy birthday
263
00:09:51,304 --> 00:09:52,436
- No!
264
00:09:52,479 --> 00:09:54,307
No!
265
00:09:54,351 --> 00:09:56,048
[ Sobbing ]
266
00:09:56,091 --> 00:09:57,789
This wood's not solid.
267
00:09:57,832 --> 00:10:00,095
What the -- [ Screams ]
268
00:10:00,139 --> 00:10:04,099
[ Gasps ]
Oh, just my recurring dream.
269
00:10:04,143 --> 00:10:05,753
I better pinch myself.
270
00:10:05,797 --> 00:10:06,928
[ Screams ]
271
00:10:06,972 --> 00:10:09,235
-Petey! Breakfast!
272
00:10:09,279 --> 00:10:11,542
- Baba must have drugged
my sweet cream
273
00:10:11,585 --> 00:10:13,108
so she could remodel my bedroom
274
00:10:13,152 --> 00:10:15,850
and change me into new pajamas
without me knowing.
275
00:10:15,894 --> 00:10:18,766
Aw, what a special
birthday surprise!
276
00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:21,769
Coming!
277
00:10:21,813 --> 00:10:25,338
- I have special
birthday surprise, Peter.
278
00:10:25,382 --> 00:10:27,297
[ Smooches ]
279
00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:31,126
- My wish from every past
birthday finally came true.
280
00:10:31,170 --> 00:10:34,216
♪ -Happy birthday, dear Petey
281
00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:36,393
♪ Happy birthday to you!
282
00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,829
[ Screams ]
283
00:10:40,527 --> 00:10:44,662
♪♪
284
00:10:44,705 --> 00:10:48,274
- Transforming your loved ones
into a bio-degradable mulch
285
00:10:48,318 --> 00:10:52,409
is a great alternative
to toxic embalming.
286
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:55,237
Now, did everyone try a piece
of the carrot cake?
287
00:10:55,281 --> 00:10:56,848
- Ohh. Mmm.
- Mm-hmm. This is pretty good.
288
00:10:56,891 --> 00:10:59,329
- Surprise!
289
00:10:59,372 --> 00:11:01,635
That's not just beta carotene
you're tasting.
290
00:11:01,679 --> 00:11:04,812
It's also the re-imagineered
body of a man named Calvin.
291
00:11:04,856 --> 00:11:07,337
- Hurry up and find
her embalming fluid.
292
00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:09,469
I wanna get out of here
before she starts doing yoga
293
00:11:09,513 --> 00:11:12,472
and making me feel bad
about being poor.
294
00:11:12,516 --> 00:11:15,649
[ Gasps ]
295
00:11:15,693 --> 00:11:17,347
- Trophy!
296
00:11:17,390 --> 00:11:20,654
I thought that was you, but I've
trained my consciousness
297
00:11:20,698 --> 00:11:24,789
to shut down in the presence
of desperation and cheapness.
298
00:11:24,832 --> 00:11:27,487
- Still taking advantage of
others for your own gain, I see.
299
00:11:27,531 --> 00:11:29,489
Now it's just grieving
family members
300
00:11:29,533 --> 00:11:31,230
instead of your best friend!
301
00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:33,667
You haven't changed a bit.
- Neither have you.
302
00:11:33,711 --> 00:11:37,062
Maybe a few less bugs
in your vagina now.
303
00:11:37,105 --> 00:11:39,194
- They're called crotch beetles!
304
00:11:39,238 --> 00:11:40,848
And they do my bidding.
305
00:11:40,892 --> 00:11:43,198
I'm a resurrected woman
with powers.
306
00:11:43,242 --> 00:11:45,766
You can't hurt me anymore,
Sophie.
307
00:11:45,810 --> 00:11:48,203
- Trophy, Trophy, Trophy.
308
00:11:48,247 --> 00:11:51,293
Why don't you use your powers
to help society
309
00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:54,645
instead of trying
to settle petty old scores?
310
00:11:54,688 --> 00:11:56,037
- Excuse me, Sophie?
311
00:11:56,081 --> 00:11:58,257
I'd like my dead wife
turned into a crystal
312
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,825
so I can feed her to dolphins
after her passing.
313
00:12:00,868 --> 00:12:02,566
Is that normal?
314
00:12:02,609 --> 00:12:05,046
- I wouldn't call it normal.
315
00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:07,571
I'd call it beautiful.
316
00:12:08,746 --> 00:12:12,880
If you'll excuse me,
my disciples require my energy.
317
00:12:12,924 --> 00:12:17,711
But stay away from
my embalming fluid!
318
00:12:17,755 --> 00:12:20,235
So great seeing you.
319
00:12:20,279 --> 00:12:24,239
- Oh, she loves that fluid
like I loved My Little Maggot.
320
00:12:24,283 --> 00:12:27,547
A true love I have never felt
before or since.
321
00:12:27,591 --> 00:12:30,550
I will avenge him!
322
00:12:30,594 --> 00:12:33,423
♪♪
323
00:12:33,466 --> 00:12:36,774
- You two lovebirds order
the Cookies and Cremains?
324
00:12:36,817 --> 00:12:38,819
- Ooh.
325
00:12:38,863 --> 00:12:40,081
- It's okay, Joey.
326
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,909
One sip isn't gonna kill you.
327
00:12:41,953 --> 00:12:43,520
- That's not what my mother says.
328
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:46,523
- My Baba put Dr. Pepper
in my bottle when I was a baby.
329
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:50,265
She said, [As Baba] "Why not?
Those teeth fall out anyway."
330
00:12:50,309 --> 00:12:51,745
[ Normal voice ] You'll be fine.
331
00:12:51,789 --> 00:12:53,007
- I trust you, Annie.
332
00:12:53,051 --> 00:12:55,357
[ Both slurping ]
333
00:12:55,401 --> 00:13:00,928
♪♪
334
00:13:00,972 --> 00:13:02,669
♪ Yeah, yeah
335
00:13:02,713 --> 00:13:04,976
[ Vocalizing ]
336
00:13:05,019 --> 00:13:07,108
- The innards look like ravioli
to me.
337
00:13:07,152 --> 00:13:09,110
- That's what I always say!
338
00:13:09,154 --> 00:13:10,721
- ♪ Yeah, yeah
339
00:13:10,764 --> 00:13:11,939
♪♪
340
00:13:11,983 --> 00:13:13,506
[ Laughs ]
341
00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:17,510
- [ Vocalizing ]
342
00:13:17,554 --> 00:13:20,774
- Oh, Joey.
343
00:13:20,818 --> 00:13:22,776
- Annie, you're so fun!
344
00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:25,126
Promise me you're not
just pretending to like me
345
00:13:25,170 --> 00:13:27,477
because you're
a superfan of my mom's.
346
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:30,131
- Oh, Joey, promise you're not
just pretending
347
00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:33,004
to be a meek teen because
you're a sexual predator.
348
00:13:33,047 --> 00:13:36,486
- Would a sexual predator
do this?
349
00:13:36,529 --> 00:13:38,836
♪♪
350
00:13:38,879 --> 00:13:40,620
- Meek teen!
351
00:13:40,664 --> 00:13:42,317
♪♪
352
00:13:42,361 --> 00:13:46,147
- [ Gasps ] I guess that was all
just a dream within a dream.
353
00:13:46,191 --> 00:13:48,149
I better pinch myself
just to make sure.
354
00:13:48,193 --> 00:13:49,324
Ouch!
[ Dramatic music playing ]
355
00:13:49,368 --> 00:13:50,978
Yup, it's still my birthday.
356
00:13:51,022 --> 00:13:54,155
And maybe that music means
Baba remembered.
357
00:13:54,199 --> 00:13:55,374
Baba remembered.
358
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,332
Music means Baba remembered.
359
00:13:57,376 --> 00:14:00,248
♪ Baba remembered
360
00:14:00,292 --> 00:14:02,381
- Sweet Cream
for my Birthday Boy?
361
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:03,556
[ Laughs ]
362
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,558
[ Baby crying ]
363
00:14:05,602 --> 00:14:08,213
- [ Screams ] Ow!
364
00:14:08,256 --> 00:14:09,910
- Real nice job, Annie.
365
00:14:09,954 --> 00:14:13,218
Baba not remember last time
she enjoy your company so much.
366
00:14:13,261 --> 00:14:14,915
Get ready. Judge coming.
367
00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:16,264
So?
368
00:14:16,308 --> 00:14:18,615
Am I heading to fluid finals
again this year?
369
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:22,009
- Word on the street is you've
got it in the body-bag, Baba.
370
00:14:22,053 --> 00:14:24,751
Oops, looks like
your sign's crooked.
371
00:14:24,795 --> 00:14:26,100
- Sorry.
372
00:14:26,144 --> 00:14:27,667
That just my
granddaughter's scoliosis.
373
00:14:27,711 --> 00:14:31,366
Sign not crooked.
Granddaughter crooked.
374
00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:33,673
[ Gasps ] Annie? Annie?
375
00:14:33,717 --> 00:14:36,850
Oh, no,
pervert must have snatched
376
00:14:36,894 --> 00:14:38,548
my very plain granddaughter.
377
00:14:38,591 --> 00:14:41,028
- I'll be back in 10 minutos.
378
00:14:41,072 --> 00:14:42,247
If your team isn't ready,
379
00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:43,770
you'll have to
forfeit your spot.
380
00:14:43,814 --> 00:14:45,032
And, ma'am?
381
00:14:45,076 --> 00:14:47,600
That'll be a huge hit
to your dignity.
382
00:14:47,644 --> 00:14:49,036
- Pervert!
383
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,866
Pervert, release my Annie --
now!
384
00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:54,694
♪♪
385
00:14:54,738 --> 00:14:56,740
- [ Chuckles ] So I never really
recovered from the friendship.
386
00:14:56,783 --> 00:14:59,394
It's like even though
she's clearly in the wrong,
387
00:14:59,438 --> 00:15:02,441
Sophie finds a way
to make me feel inadequate.
388
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,399
[ Chuckles ]
And I guess degrading sex
389
00:15:04,443 --> 00:15:07,359
always makes me forget
my troubles, though.
390
00:15:07,402 --> 00:15:10,144
[ Chuckles ] Are you free?
- Mom. Mom.
391
00:15:10,188 --> 00:15:11,581
You're hitting on a dead person.
392
00:15:11,624 --> 00:15:14,366
- You always focus
on people's flaws, Annie.
393
00:15:14,409 --> 00:15:16,368
Tony's a great listener.
394
00:15:16,411 --> 00:15:18,718
- Give him back his flowers.
- No!
395
00:15:18,762 --> 00:15:20,328
He gave me these.
396
00:15:20,372 --> 00:15:23,070
- [ Sighs ] Joey, this is my Mom.
397
00:15:23,114 --> 00:15:25,116
- Hello, Mrs. Fantasy.
398
00:15:25,159 --> 00:15:26,726
- It's you. Very interesting.
399
00:15:26,770 --> 00:15:29,120
Annie, can I talk to you
for a second?
400
00:15:29,163 --> 00:15:30,861
- You were right about Fun-Con,
Mom.
401
00:15:30,904 --> 00:15:34,038
Everyone can find true love!
- Annie, wake up!
402
00:15:34,081 --> 00:15:35,430
Sophie wants to destroy me.
403
00:15:35,474 --> 00:15:38,085
Of course she's trying
to get to me through you.
404
00:15:38,129 --> 00:15:39,304
- You're wrong.
405
00:15:39,347 --> 00:15:40,566
Joey likes
spending time with me.
406
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:42,263
- That doesn't make any sense!
407
00:15:42,307 --> 00:15:44,657
If I know that family,
all that boy wants
408
00:15:44,701 --> 00:15:47,921
is to throw your maggot
in the incinerator,
409
00:15:47,965 --> 00:15:49,749
if you catch my drift.
410
00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:51,185
Heed my warning, Annie.
411
00:15:51,229 --> 00:15:52,839
Mama knows!
412
00:15:52,883 --> 00:15:56,451
- [ Gasps ] Either I've gotten
sucked down the Baba hole
413
00:15:56,495 --> 00:15:59,106
or Old Petey
accidentally wandered into
414
00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:01,282
a Groundhog Day time loop!
415
00:16:01,326 --> 00:16:03,110
I better pinch myself!
416
00:16:03,154 --> 00:16:04,677
Ouch!
417
00:16:04,721 --> 00:16:06,070
[ Screeches ]
418
00:16:06,113 --> 00:16:07,724
- [ Yawns ]
419
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,291
[ Breathing heavily ]
420
00:16:10,335 --> 00:16:11,684
- Wait, Joey...
421
00:16:11,728 --> 00:16:12,946
I hate to ask, but...
422
00:16:12,990 --> 00:16:14,644
my mother thinks
you're only pretending to be
423
00:16:14,687 --> 00:16:17,298
interested in me so your mother
can ruin her life again.
424
00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:19,300
That's silly, right?
425
00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:21,128
- While that does sound like
one of my mother's
426
00:16:21,172 --> 00:16:23,304
three-dimensional
manipulative chess moves,
427
00:16:23,348 --> 00:16:26,438
let me assure you,
I'm not using you.
428
00:16:26,481 --> 00:16:27,787
We're a perfect match.
429
00:16:27,831 --> 00:16:30,964
We both like scented candles,
ice cream, and...
430
00:16:31,008 --> 00:16:32,183
holding hands.
431
00:16:32,226 --> 00:16:33,967
- I wish we could be together.
432
00:16:34,011 --> 00:16:37,841
But I have this terrible feeling
my mother's going to ruin it.
433
00:16:37,884 --> 00:16:39,669
- I-I know we're both meek,
434
00:16:39,712 --> 00:16:41,888
but since our families won't
condone our relationship...
435
00:16:41,932 --> 00:16:43,368
-Seating's now open
436
00:16:43,411 --> 00:16:45,805
for the Embalming Fluid Finals
in Hall H.
437
00:16:45,849 --> 00:16:47,154
- Let's run off together.
438
00:16:47,198 --> 00:16:48,329
Right after the fluid finals,
though.
439
00:16:48,373 --> 00:16:49,983
If I'm not there
to hold the sign,
440
00:16:50,027 --> 00:16:51,506
my Baba will never forgive me.
441
00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:53,378
- Would you two shut the hell up?
442
00:16:53,421 --> 00:16:54,684
This is a funeral!
443
00:16:54,727 --> 00:16:56,816
- Funeral Plus!
- I'll see you onstage.
444
00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:59,558
We'll run away
right after the competition.
445
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,821
♪♪
446
00:17:01,865 --> 00:17:03,823
- Bye, Joey.
447
00:17:03,867 --> 00:17:06,347
- I expected to fail
at sabotaging Sophie,
448
00:17:06,391 --> 00:17:08,828
but I didn't think I'd fail
at getting laid, too.
449
00:17:08,872 --> 00:17:11,352
Ooh, maybe I spoke too soon.
- Hello.
450
00:17:11,396 --> 00:17:13,790
- Want me to spit in your mouth,
bitchboy?
451
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,792
- No, but would you mind
telling me
452
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:18,446
where they're selling
those giant turkey legs?
453
00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:21,928
- They're over there, freak!
454
00:17:21,972 --> 00:17:24,191
[ Sighs ] Geeze.
455
00:17:24,235 --> 00:17:26,280
[ Gasps ]
456
00:17:26,324 --> 00:17:28,718
Oh, well, well, well.
457
00:17:28,761 --> 00:17:31,590
Today's not a total bust
after all.
458
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:35,202
♪♪
459
00:17:35,246 --> 00:17:38,205
Is that nutmeg?
God damnit, that's good!
460
00:17:38,249 --> 00:17:39,859
[ Slurps ]
461
00:17:39,903 --> 00:17:42,427
Death powers.
462
00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:45,430
He is avenged!!
463
00:17:45,473 --> 00:17:46,779
Oh, that'll do it.
464
00:17:46,823 --> 00:17:49,390
Now Sophie's precious
embalming fluid
465
00:17:49,434 --> 00:17:51,566
will fail harder
than my hopes and dreams.
466
00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:54,874
It's her turn to feel
a lifetime of disappointment
467
00:17:54,918 --> 00:17:57,224
and humiliation now.
468
00:17:57,268 --> 00:17:59,879
[ Gasps ] My Little Maggot!
469
00:17:59,923 --> 00:18:02,012
You're alive! Oh!
470
00:18:02,055 --> 00:18:04,754
You're as squish-able
as I remembered. Oh!
471
00:18:04,797 --> 00:18:06,581
I never would have become
the youngest stripper
472
00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:10,455
in Reno history if Sophie hadn't
stolen you from me!
473
00:18:10,498 --> 00:18:12,587
- Oh. Hi, Annie's mom.
474
00:18:12,631 --> 00:18:14,415
Y-Y-You better put that down.
475
00:18:14,459 --> 00:18:15,939
My mother doesn't
let anyone touch him.
476
00:18:15,982 --> 00:18:18,550
- Oh, yeah?
Well you better not touch Annie.
477
00:18:18,593 --> 00:18:20,030
Though she is also squish-able.
478
00:18:20,073 --> 00:18:23,468
- Annie and I are in love
and plan to run away together!
479
00:18:23,511 --> 00:18:25,905
- I see right through
your meekness.
480
00:18:25,949 --> 00:18:29,430
Your father stole my virginity,
your mother stole my potential.
481
00:18:29,474 --> 00:18:31,476
I'm not about to let you
steal my daughter.
482
00:18:31,519 --> 00:18:32,869
Get him, Beetles!
483
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,131
- Annie's mom?
484
00:18:34,174 --> 00:18:35,959
Oh! [ Chuckles ] That tickles!
485
00:18:36,002 --> 00:18:38,091
No! [ Muffled shouting ]
486
00:18:38,135 --> 00:18:39,832
- [ Laughs ]
487
00:18:39,876 --> 00:18:41,834
Who's the maggot now?
488
00:18:41,878 --> 00:18:43,618
- [ Muffled scream ]
- Don't worry!
489
00:18:43,662 --> 00:18:47,448
I'll tell Sophie where
to find you after she loses.
490
00:18:47,492 --> 00:18:50,277
Or not. Because she will lose.
491
00:18:50,321 --> 00:18:52,453
Won't she? Yes, she will!
492
00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:54,151
Oh, yes, she will!
493
00:18:54,194 --> 00:18:57,632
- Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!
494
00:18:57,676 --> 00:18:59,939
- Look what I found, Baba!
Remember its little belly?
495
00:18:59,983 --> 00:19:02,812
- While you off
reliving childhood,
496
00:19:02,855 --> 00:19:05,989
your daughter missing
in convention center
497
00:19:06,032 --> 00:19:07,599
full of sex criminal!
498
00:19:07,642 --> 00:19:10,776
Now baba worry about
Annie and fluid finals.
499
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:13,823
- Oh, no!
I bet Sophie got to her.
500
00:19:13,866 --> 00:19:16,477
Guess Annie's probably dead
by now, then. Mm.
501
00:19:16,521 --> 00:19:17,957
- Sorry, Baba. I'm here.
502
00:19:18,001 --> 00:19:21,308
- Your dilly dally almost
cost me first victory.
503
00:19:21,352 --> 00:19:23,484
Hurry, places, places!
504
00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:25,965
[ Cheers and applause ]
505
00:19:26,009 --> 00:19:30,840
- Good evening, and welcome
to the 37th annual Fluid Finals!
506
00:19:30,883 --> 00:19:35,845
Let's meet this year's
challenger, Tender Endings!
507
00:19:35,888 --> 00:19:39,500
They'll go head-to-head
with our reigning champions...
508
00:19:39,544 --> 00:19:42,025
Blissful Passings!
509
00:19:42,068 --> 00:19:44,549
[ Cheers and applause ]
510
00:19:44,592 --> 00:19:46,333
We've given both funeral homes
511
00:19:46,377 --> 00:19:48,683
identical deceased rats
to embalm.
512
00:19:48,727 --> 00:19:51,991
That's right -- identical twins.
Kinda sad.
513
00:19:52,035 --> 00:19:53,863
But totally fair.
514
00:19:53,906 --> 00:19:55,125
On my count...
515
00:19:55,168 --> 00:19:58,302
One...two...dunk those rats!
516
00:19:58,345 --> 00:19:59,694
[ Cheers and applause ]
517
00:19:59,738 --> 00:20:04,003
- This your year to shine,
old bean.
518
00:20:04,047 --> 00:20:06,266
- Rest well, little prince.
519
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:07,964
[ Zen music plays ]
520
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,749
- Oh, it'll feel so good
to finally beat her.
521
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,533
Sophie doesn't stand a chance.
522
00:20:12,577 --> 00:20:15,275
- If I find out you did
messy-bitch mischief
523
00:20:15,319 --> 00:20:20,193
and interfered with purity
of this contest, I end you.
524
00:20:20,237 --> 00:20:23,153
- H-Have you seen Joey anywhere?
- Uh, actually, I saw him
525
00:20:23,196 --> 00:20:25,372
heading down to the basement
with another girl.
526
00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:26,852
They're a family of cheaters.
527
00:20:26,896 --> 00:20:28,767
[ Chuckles ]
Like mother, like son.
528
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,378
I hate to be right,
and yet, I am.
529
00:20:31,422 --> 00:20:33,380
- Oh.
530
00:20:33,424 --> 00:20:39,082
♪♪
531
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:40,300
- Yes!
532
00:20:40,344 --> 00:20:41,519
You see that?!
533
00:20:41,562 --> 00:20:44,043
Baba is winner, baby!
534
00:20:44,087 --> 00:20:45,392
[ Cheers and applause ]
535
00:20:45,436 --> 00:20:48,221
- Yeah, well,
not your best work, Sophie.
536
00:20:48,265 --> 00:20:51,268
- I don't know what's wrong.
This has never happened before.
537
00:20:51,311 --> 00:20:54,793
- Shame. Terrible shame.
538
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,969
♪♪
539
00:20:57,013 --> 00:21:00,016
[ Audience gasps ]
540
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:02,279
All: Awww!
541
00:21:02,322 --> 00:21:04,063
- What?! She cheat!
542
00:21:04,107 --> 00:21:07,458
- Come on!
That wasn't supposed to happen!
543
00:21:07,501 --> 00:21:08,938
♪♪
544
00:21:08,981 --> 00:21:13,420
[ Gasps ]
545
00:21:13,464 --> 00:21:15,770
- You interfere! You play dirty.
546
00:21:15,814 --> 00:21:17,598
You not my daughter anymore!
547
00:21:17,642 --> 00:21:19,644
- I think my choice is unanimous.
548
00:21:19,687 --> 00:21:22,212
Sophie, you're the winner!
549
00:21:22,255 --> 00:21:24,779
- Sophie! Sophie! Sophie!
550
00:21:24,823 --> 00:21:28,087
- Well, Baba, that's the way
the jalapeño popper pops.
551
00:21:28,131 --> 00:21:29,349
Better luck next year.
552
00:21:29,393 --> 00:21:30,960
- We go home.
553
00:21:31,003 --> 00:21:34,006
- Joey Bennett,
please report to the main stage.
554
00:21:34,050 --> 00:21:37,967
- Forget Joey,
I've lost My Little Maggot!
555
00:21:38,010 --> 00:21:40,099
- Forget him, hon.
He and his new floozy
556
00:21:40,143 --> 00:21:42,623
are probably
halfway to Mexico by now.
557
00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:43,842
[ Squeak ]
558
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:46,845
- [ Gasps ]
- Happy birthday, Petey!
559
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:48,455
- [ Gasps ]
560
00:21:48,499 --> 00:21:49,979
- Wild ride, huh?
561
00:21:50,022 --> 00:21:52,111
The lack of oxygen
plus that bump on the head
562
00:21:52,155 --> 00:21:54,635
is better than any drug,
[Laughing] am I right?
563
00:21:54,679 --> 00:21:55,985
- But I was just about to blow --
564
00:21:56,028 --> 00:21:57,769
- Blow all your money? No sir!
565
00:21:57,812 --> 00:22:00,032
How many of these beauties
can I put you down for, huh?
566
00:22:00,076 --> 00:22:02,469
- [ Sighs ]
567
00:22:02,513 --> 00:22:05,124
- I have finally started
to de-rat.
568
00:22:05,168 --> 00:22:06,386
- You should stay rat.
569
00:22:06,430 --> 00:22:07,866
- Happy Birthday Uncle Pete.
570
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:10,825
This scent's called
Democratic Presidential Nominee.
571
00:22:10,869 --> 00:22:13,002
Top note of never getting
what you want.
572
00:22:13,045 --> 00:22:15,482
Make a wish!
573
00:22:15,526 --> 00:22:17,484
♪♪
574
00:22:17,528 --> 00:22:19,051
- My wish came true!
575
00:22:19,095 --> 00:22:22,489
I'm back in Baba's womb!
- Not exactly...
576
00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:26,537
but this silk comfort foam
does come close.
577
00:22:26,587 --> 00:22:31,137
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