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[♪♪♪]
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[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]
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All right, grab all the cash
from the register and safe,
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but don't eat nothing.
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Mrs. M's my great-auntie.
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SPIDER-MAN:
So you'll rob the piggy bank,
but won't touch the cookie jar?
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Wow. You must qualify
for Nephew of the Year.
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Twisted division.
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Spider-Man.
Get him!
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"Spider-Man. Get him."
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Really? Is that
the best you got?
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I mean, I go to
all this trouble
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to turn you into
famous Spider-perps.
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The least you could do is
keep things interesting.
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I always do.
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[GRUNTING]
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[♪♪♪]
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I'm really quite creative.
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[GRUNTING]
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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[YELLS]
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[SIRENS WAILING]
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[POLICE RADIO CHATTERING]
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Now, let's review
that to-do list.
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Stopped the crime:
Check.
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Took pictures
of my web-slinging self
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to win the Daily Bugle's
photo contest:
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Check, check.
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Hightail it home before
curfew: Check, check, check.
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Yup, for once, I'm making
all the right moves.
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All the smart choices.
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[♪♪♪
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MARTHA:
Curt?
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Uh, yeah. Right there, hon.
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[GROANS]
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[GASPS]
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Livin' on the edge
Fighting crime, spinning webs ♪
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♪ Swinging from
The highest ledge ♪
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♪ He can leap above our heads ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪ Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized ♪
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♪ Looking up with no surprise
Arriving in the speed of time ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪ Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular ♪
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♪ Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man ♪
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[MAY SIGHS]
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MAY:
All these bills.
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PETER:
I'm home.
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And before 10.
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Thank you very much.
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Peter, making your curfew
with only seconds to spare
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is hardly cause
for celebration.
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Aunt May,
don't stress, okay?
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I know you've been struggling
to make ends meet.
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But that's all
about to change.
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Believe me.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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CURT:
Billy's reading about lizards?
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He wanted to know about
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those new skinks
at the lab.
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[YAWNS]
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He's a Connors.
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Come on,
let's go to bed.
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[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
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Yup, Aunt May's
troubles are over.
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That prize money is as good as--
[BEEPS]
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No.
The window caught the flash.
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They're all useless.
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[GROANS]
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[CURT GROANING]
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[PANTING]
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[GROANING]
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Aargh!
[GASPS]
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Curt, what is it?
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[GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[GASPS]
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I can't believe it.
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CURT:
It worked.
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What worked?
What did you--?
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Curt, tell me you didn't use
that lizard DNA formula.
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Some lizards
regenerate lost limbs.
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And some lizards stick
to walls and eat raw meat.
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That doesn't mean
you risk your life--
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Martha,
look at the results.
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Don't you see
what this means?
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To me?
To the world?
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We can literally
heal millions--
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Mom? Dad?
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Hey, partner!
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Whoa! Dad, your arm!
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[BILLY LAUGHS]
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[ALARM RINGING]
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[STUDENTS CHATTERING]
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Ha. There's Parker.
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FLASH:
Ha-ha. This is perfect.
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By the time
we're through,
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he'll be a shivering,
wet rat.
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I mean, more than usual.
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Dude, you missed.
Tsk.
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Dumb luck.
Jerk's lousy with it.
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Hey, puny Parker!
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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[ALL GASP]
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Whoa. Check out Parker.
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BOY:
They didn't nail him once.
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GIRL:
How'd he do that?
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PETER:
Oh, secret identities reek.
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Come on, quarterback,
can't you complete a single--?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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BOY:
Yeah.
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[♪♪♪]
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Move, geekette,
or you're next.
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Please, you haven't
got the game.
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If you could hit
a target under pressure
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would we have lost
to Bronx Tech?
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You choked like a cat
with a hairball.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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BOY:
Yeah.
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Dude, you want some
aloe vera for that burn?
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Come on, Einsteins.
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[GRUNTING]
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[LAUGHING]
[SIGHS]
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Anything's better than just
standing there and taking it.
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Excuse me?
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Standing there and taking it
is Nerd Survival 101.
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Besides,
I got bigger problems.
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Still no Spider-Man
pictures, huh?
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Pete, counting on
winning that prize money
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for your aunt
might not be--
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What else am
I supposed to do?
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I never asked to be broke,
or semi-grounded,
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or smart enough to be
Flash's drenching boy.
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You stop right there.
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I'm so not letting you
wish away your big brain.
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If it's so big, how come
it can't solve my problems?
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Big, but unripe.
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Give it time,
cantaloupe boy.
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About time. The Connors
are due back any minute.
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Here, bro. We've still
got cleaning--
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CURT:
Save it for later, kids.
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First, we celebrate.
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Ooh, cake.
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BOTH:
Chocolate.
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What exactly are
we celebrat--?
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Y-Your hand.
Your right hand.
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[CURT & EDDIE GRUNTING]
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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Ha-ha, gotcha!
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Uh, sorry.
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What, are you kidding?
Do you know how thrilled I am
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to lose at arm-wrestling?
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Doc, this is huge. Your
lizard formula's the cure
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for, like, every lost limb
and amputation in the world.
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We're talking
guaranteed Nobel Prize.
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Slow down, Eddie.
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Bad enough my husband
used himself as a guinea--
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[♪♪♪]
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Billy, uh, Eddie installed
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"Space Wackos II"
on the office computer.
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"Wackos"? Wicked!
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If you're gonna
crank the volume,
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close the door,
please.
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Take off your shirt, dear.
What, are you kidding?
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It's freezing in here.
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All right.
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[♪♪♪]
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What?
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MARTHA:
Lizard DNA is more
primitive than human
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and the reptilian part
of your brain is growing.
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It's growing.
I'm regressing.
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I can feel the change.
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[GRUNTS]
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Curt, please.
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You need to keep
a clear head.
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No, you need to hurry.
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I'm losing control.
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[SIGHS]
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The formula creates
new reptile sequences
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faster than I can ID them.
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I don't know how
we'll knock them all down.
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Wait, bro. What if we work
from the other end?
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Create a human
DNA filter
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that knocks out
the lizard code?
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Like the noise filter
on a cell phone.
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Yeah, nice try, bro, but--
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MARTHA:
No, wait!
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That could work.
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A gene cleanser.
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Yes. Yes, of course.
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Ah, I should've seen it before.
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My notes. They'll have
all the data we need.
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So it'll remove
any non-human DNA.
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PETER:
Even spider.
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Hey, Billy. How long
were you listening?
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I don't wanna
talk about that.
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Okay.
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What do you wanna
talk about?
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The book says some lizards
lay hundreds of eggs
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and never see them hatch.
Uh-huh.
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Most of the babies
get eaten by predators.
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And the parents
don't even care,
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[WHISPERING]
because they've only
got lizard brains.
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Billy, trust me.
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Your dad will always
care about you.
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Even if he turns
into a monster?
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[CURT SCREAMS]
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[CURT GROANING]
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[GRUNTING]
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Curt.
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I-- I've made...
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...a terrible mistake.
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[SCREAMING]
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[ROARS]
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[ROARS]
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[GROWLING]
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[ROARS]
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[♪♪♪]
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Curt?
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Curt, do you recognize me?
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[GROWLING]
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[HISSES]
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Doc, stop. We just wanna--
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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[ROARS]
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Eddie.
Finish the gene cleanser.
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I'll follow the doc
and call in with a location.
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Uh, I should get going too.
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Aunt May will ground me
if I'm not home by 10.
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Pete, you can't
leave now.
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We have to help.
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Well, I just--
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I can't be late.
She worries.
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Peter, wait.
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How could he just...?
I guess...
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I guess he's scared.
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First Electro,
now this.
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It's overwhelming.
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And he's only 16.
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I'm 16.
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I-- I know.
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And thank you.
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[♪♪♪]
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[CROWD GASPS]
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Now, if I were 6'5" lizard
instead of a 5'6" spider,
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where would I hide?
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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WOMAN:
What is that thing?
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Duh, underground.
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[LIZARD HISSES]
[ALL SCREAMING]
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Don't panic.
Just head for the exit.
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[GRUNTS]
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[CROWD SCREAMING]
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[LIZARD ROARS]
262
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:40,724
[GIRL SCREAMS]
263
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:42,426
Sorry, pal, no eating
in the subway.
264
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:46,297
[♪♪♪]
265
00:12:53,338 --> 00:12:57,475
Dr. Connors, we have to get you
back to the lab, understand?
266
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,376
Dr. C, you in there?
267
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,077
[ROARS]
268
00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:02,446
Okay, maybe not.
269
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,914
Oh, yikes!
270
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,582
Can you say halitosis?
271
00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:06,883
[ROARS]
272
00:13:06,885 --> 00:13:08,452
I knew that you could.
273
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,620
[GROWLING]
274
00:13:10,622 --> 00:13:12,289
[CROWD SHOUTING]
275
00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:18,061
Okay, doc, this is gonna
hurt me more than it hurts you.
276
00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:19,497
[SPIDER-MAN GRUNTS]
277
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,965
[GROANS]
278
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:24,502
Oh, yeah. Definitely
hurts me more than you.
279
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,403
[ROARS]
280
00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:27,605
[SCREAMS]
281
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,906
[GRUNTS]
282
00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:30,374
Watch that third rail,
web-head.
283
00:13:31,943 --> 00:13:34,412
[GROANING]
284
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:38,148
Okay, Lizzie. Where'd
you get to now?
285
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,584
Hey, wall-crawling's
my shtick!
286
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,819
Hey, you start spinning
a web and I'll sue.
287
00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:48,159
[GRUNTS]
288
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,327
MAN [ON PA]:
Number 2 Express to the Bronx.
289
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,463
Please stand clear
of the closing doors.
290
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:53,831
[GROANS]
291
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,200
Anyone get the
number of that--? Uh-oh.
292
00:13:58,336 --> 00:14:00,137
[♪♪♪]
293
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:01,438
[GRUNTS]
294
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:14,651
[LIZARD ROARS]
295
00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:15,919
[GROWLS]
296
00:14:18,656 --> 00:14:20,457
[ROARS]
297
00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:24,328
[GROANS]
298
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,762
[THUDDING OVERHEAD]
299
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:27,898
[ALL CHATTERING]
300
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,033
[ALL GASP]
301
00:14:31,369 --> 00:14:32,870
[ROARS]
302
00:14:37,809 --> 00:14:39,042
[PASSENGERS SCREAM]
303
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,110
[LIZARD ROARS]
304
00:14:41,846 --> 00:14:43,814
[♪♪♪]
305
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,049
[LIZARD ROARS]
306
00:14:49,187 --> 00:14:50,487
[ROARS]
307
00:15:01,466 --> 00:15:02,499
[ROARS]
308
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:07,070
[♪♪♪]
309
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,005
Okay, you big,
dumb gecko.
310
00:15:09,007 --> 00:15:10,140
[GASPS]
311
00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:14,010
[GROWLING]
312
00:15:14,012 --> 00:15:16,881
[GRUNTING]
313
00:15:18,516 --> 00:15:19,917
[GROANS]
314
00:15:21,319 --> 00:15:23,453
So much for plan A.
315
00:15:27,392 --> 00:15:28,826
W-We're done?
316
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:31,695
I think so. It all squares
with Curt's research.
317
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,631
Of course,
there's only one way to test it,
318
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,733
and since Curt's hide
is so thick,
319
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,803
we'll have to find
a way to make him drink it.
320
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,671
SPIDER-MAN:
Maybe by asking for help
from a guy in a spider onesie?
321
00:15:41,673 --> 00:15:44,241
BOTH: Spider-Man.
I get that reaction a lot.
322
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:45,409
How did you know
we needed you?
323
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:48,812
Uh, my spider-sense
was tingling?
324
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,114
[PHONE RINGING]
325
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,281
Hello?
326
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,083
It's me.
He's at the Bronx Zoo.
327
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:56,587
[GROWLING]
328
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,957
Tell your friend to stay
clear of the Lizard.
329
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,225
I'm on my way.
330
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,127
EDDIE: Was that--?
Our local hero.
331
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,396
He'll be there soon and
I'll be right behind him.
332
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,232
Can you stay with Billy?
Of course.
333
00:16:10,702 --> 00:16:12,536
Dr. Connors!
334
00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:16,740
[ELEPHANTS TRUMPET]
335
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:19,043
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
336
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:21,112
[SNAKE RATTLES]
337
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,446
[GASPS]
338
00:16:24,015 --> 00:16:25,182
[GASPS]
339
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:26,750
I get that reaction
a lot too.
340
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:29,486
I think he's in there with
the other creepy-crawlies.
341
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,221
Must've smelled them
or something.
342
00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:33,023
Good. Stay put.
343
00:16:36,194 --> 00:16:38,529
Huh. Phew!
344
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,098
Like a sauna in here.
345
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,533
And me without
my Spidey trunks.
346
00:16:46,571 --> 00:16:49,272
[GROWLING SOFTLY]
347
00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:51,241
Gotcha!
[GROWLING]
348
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:52,543
Oh, perfect.
349
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,844
[GRUNTING]
350
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,646
In-laws.
351
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,449
[♪♪♪]
352
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,016
[GROWLING]
353
00:17:02,453 --> 00:17:04,889
[ROARS]
354
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:08,726
[♪♪♪]
355
00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:14,965
[GROWLING]
356
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,700
[♪♪♪]
357
00:17:21,139 --> 00:17:22,172
[GROWLS]
358
00:17:25,076 --> 00:17:27,176
[BOTH GROWLING]
359
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,814
[♪♪♪]
360
00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:35,585
[COUGHING]
361
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,420
I thought I told you
to stay put.
362
00:17:37,422 --> 00:17:39,656
You're complaining?
No way, bro--
363
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:42,725
Uh, guy. Look, we need
a new strategy.
364
00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:44,660
Lizzie's not in a
medicine-taking mood.
365
00:17:44,662 --> 00:17:46,329
Not when he's so
enjoying his play date
366
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:49,065
in the heated pool.
Wait a minute.
367
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,735
[♪♪♪]
368
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,436
SPIDER-MAN:
The fake swamp was heated,
369
00:17:53,438 --> 00:17:56,039
but dunk a cold-blooded
reptile in freezing water
370
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,608
and he'll slow up.
Right. Slow enough
371
00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:01,177
for someone to force a little
gene cleanser down his throat.
372
00:18:01,179 --> 00:18:04,781
But first you need to get
him here with lizard bait.
373
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:05,949
Don't even
think about--
374
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:07,284
My choice. Try to stop me.
375
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,485
I'm impressed, bro.
376
00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:14,824
[♪♪♪]
377
00:18:14,826 --> 00:18:16,393
Okay, prep time.
378
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:18,027
First, make sure
the polar bears
379
00:18:18,029 --> 00:18:19,629
don't take
a midnight swim.
380
00:18:21,832 --> 00:18:24,468
Check. Next,
find the perfect spot
381
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,269
to bounce Lizard
into the drink.
382
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,804
Check, check.
383
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:29,873
The perfect angle.
384
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,341
[EDDIE SCREAMING]
385
00:18:32,343 --> 00:18:34,544
[GROWLING]
386
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:38,681
[GRUNTS]
387
00:18:38,683 --> 00:18:40,517
[GROWLING]
388
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:43,453
And now for the crucial
element of surprise.
389
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,054
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
390
00:18:45,056 --> 00:18:46,789
[GROWLING]
391
00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,627
[ROARING]
392
00:18:53,164 --> 00:18:54,797
[GRUNTS]
393
00:18:57,401 --> 00:18:58,902
[LIZARD GROWLING]
394
00:19:00,971 --> 00:19:02,805
BILLY:
Dad, stop!
395
00:19:02,807 --> 00:19:05,242
You don't have
to be a lizard.
396
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,110
You're still my dad.
397
00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:08,311
[GROWLING]
398
00:19:12,717 --> 00:19:15,084
[LIZARD ROARS]
399
00:19:18,923 --> 00:19:21,391
Did you skateboard here?
400
00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:23,994
I took a cab. Duh.
401
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,661
[LIZARD ROARS]
402
00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:30,901
[♪♪♪]
403
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,070
[LIZARD GROWLING]
404
00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:46,983
[♪♪♪]
405
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:49,986
[BOTH GRUNTING]
406
00:19:55,426 --> 00:19:57,727
Brought you a present, Lizzie.
407
00:19:57,729 --> 00:20:01,197
Gene cleanser. Guaranteed to
remove your toughest stains.
408
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,233
Grease, mustard,
even lizard DNA.
409
00:20:04,936 --> 00:20:06,569
[GRUNTS]
410
00:20:08,272 --> 00:20:09,940
[ROARS]
411
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,841
[LIZARD SCREECHING]
412
00:20:17,381 --> 00:20:19,215
[CURT GROANS]
413
00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:21,017
[CURT SIGHS]
414
00:20:24,555 --> 00:20:26,222
EDDIE:
Pictures and everything.
415
00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:28,725
But who could've
taken these?
416
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:29,793
Check the byline.
417
00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:35,966
Uh, did you see?
There's no shots of Billy,
418
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,468
or Dr. Connors or anything to
prove that he was the Lizard.
419
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,403
And that's supposed to--
420
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:44,741
Bro, you ditched the antidote
effort to win a contest.
421
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,810
CURT:
Eddie, it's all right.
422
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:50,147
Besides, I'm not exactly
423
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:52,582
in a position
to throw stones.
424
00:20:54,619 --> 00:20:56,385
Peter, you're young.
425
00:20:56,387 --> 00:20:58,221
And faced with
difficult choices,
426
00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:00,289
young people sometimes
make mistakes.
427
00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:01,691
Thanks for understanding.
428
00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:03,392
I understand you.
429
00:21:03,394 --> 00:21:04,895
But I can't trust you.
430
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,329
You're fired.
431
00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:12,868
[♪♪♪]
432
00:21:28,285 --> 00:21:30,287
[♪♪♪]
433
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,322
PETER:
I never asked
to be Spider-Man.
434
00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:34,658
And I never asked
for these powers.
435
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,193
I never knew it would
mean a bashed-up hand,
436
00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:39,062
a hard 9 p.m. curfew,
437
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:42,532
no job, and friends
who all think I'm scum.
438
00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:44,634
It was all just
a twist of fate.
439
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:47,337
And bad luck.
A random bug bite.
440
00:21:49,206 --> 00:21:51,407
Easiest decision
I ever made.
441
00:21:51,409 --> 00:21:54,077
[♪♪♪]
442
00:22:00,117 --> 00:22:03,086
Except.
Except I saved them.
443
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:07,791
[♪♪♪]
444
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:10,893
Spider-Man's no magic wand,
but, thanks to the web-head,
445
00:22:10,895 --> 00:22:13,963
Curt's cured and Billy
gets his father back.
446
00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:15,732
So what if nobody
threw a parade?
447
00:22:18,168 --> 00:22:20,569
Spidey stays because
Spidey's needed.
448
00:22:20,571 --> 00:22:22,138
For now anyway.
449
00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:25,074
[♪♪♪]
450
00:22:36,087 --> 00:22:38,888
[♪♪♪]
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