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RHIAN: Previously on "Moonshine."
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The Moonshine is mine.
43 percent mine.
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You lost your right to
this place when you left.
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Maybe you and Rhian
should just have it out,
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- once and for all.
- (FIGHTING GRUNT)
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Finley-Cullens are going down.
You know where to find me at.
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- Is it serious? Oh!
- Married.
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I'm sleeping with your husband.
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This is all your fault.
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- (GOAT CHOMPS FINGER)
- Whaaaa!
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♪♪♪
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(WAVES LAP)
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RHIAN: ♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
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(SINGING HAPPILY) Ah!
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(PAN CLATTERS)
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(PLATES CLANG)
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Whoops, can't forget the syrup!
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(PLATES THUD LIGHTLY)
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- (FRIDGE DOOR SLAMS)
- You okay?
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Why wouldn't I be?
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Well, we haven't talked about...
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What? Lidia prison raping my future,
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Or the psycho goat that ate my finger?
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Or that you've been banging my sister,
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Like a pop machine
that stole your toonie?
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It's just that, I've been
reading up on our situation.
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"Affair, don't despair",
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Has a list of do's and don'ts
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For an amicable dissolution
of a marriage.
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Oh, Ter, there's no
do's or don't-do's.
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We're done.
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Done, like we're, we're done.
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Like dinner. I mean, breakfast.
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Oops! Wrong plate. (PLATES CLATTER)
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I should go.
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Septic truck was stolen
off of route 3.
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What kind of sicko
jacks a septic truck?
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I'll pack this up for you.
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(FOOTSTEPS THUD)
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♪♪♪
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Have a good day.
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Happiness is a choice.
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(FOOTSTEPS THUD)
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(DOOR CREAKS CLOSED)
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(LID RATTLES, COFFEE SPLASHES)
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(GRAVEL CRUNCHES UNDERFOOT)
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(RAPPING ON WINDOW, KEYS THUD)
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(KEYS JINGLE)
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(DOOR CREAKS, SEWAGE SPLOSHES)
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(GROSSED OUT) Ahhhh!
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(COUGHING)
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♪♪♪
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(GAGGING)
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♪ It's my life, it's my life ♪
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♪ It's my life, my life ♪
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♪ It's my life, it's my life ♪
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♪ It's my life, my life ♪
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LIDIA: Okay, Moonshine 2.0.
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I've laid out a three-tiered plan.
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Step one, maintenance,
update, and refresh.
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Sounds like a spa date for grandma.
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- (SQUEALS)
- STEP TWO: Marketing.
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Now, word of mouth
is our bread and butter,
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- But we need more.
- Maybe we can take it online.
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Oh, sure, let the campers
see what they're not getting,
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Instead of complaining
when they get here.
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See, we can design a digital strategy
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to help build brand
recognition revenue
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so we can eventually afford...
Step three!
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(GIGGLES HAPPILY, SIGHS)
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So, what do you think?
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It's really somethin'.
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Yeah. You said it.
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I get it, I get it.
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You're thinking, how are we gonna pay
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for this grand project?
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We aren't paying. The bank is.
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You spoke to the bank about this?
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Yeah, I'm meeting the manager today.
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If we use our combined
revenue to secure
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a small business loan for phase one,
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And then, after the increased revenue,
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we finance a world-class build.
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Does Foxton do world-class?
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Best part?
You don't have to do a thing.
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I will handle it all.
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(SEAGULLS CRY IN THE DISTANCE)
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Except...
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- Spit it out.
- Rhian. (CLEARS HER THROAT)
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I'm just uh, I'm just uh...
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Oh, good lord. You're scared of Rhian.
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Everybody's scared of Rhian.
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No! No, not me.
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No, we're in a great place, yeah.
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She's just adjusting to me...
being here.
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She wants me gone. Permanently.
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You know what? Forget it.
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This is so silly. We're adults,
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We will work this out ourselves.
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(BOOK RUSTLES)
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All under control.
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(HAPPY EXHALE)
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(RECEDING FOOTSTEPS THUD)
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Well, that was pretty impressive.
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- (FOOTSTEPS THUD)
- (SCOFFS)
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But it-it's nice
she's taking an interest.
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Look, I just don't want Lidia
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Getting all fired up about this.
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We both know she can't go to the bank.
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Good lord! As if.
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- And Rhian?
- Oh, she'll be fine.
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Just like when she was a baby...
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- (DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
- colicky.
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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So, you're saying I'm right
about the Moonshine
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being a cover for
a smuggling operation.
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Listen, I got an anonymous tip
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that might corroborate the idea
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That there's been
smuggling in the area, Colin.
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If you're right, emphasis on 'if, '
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then maybe we can get out
of this hell-hole department
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by bringing the big case on our own.
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Right, well, while
we're discussing protocol,
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hypothetically speaking, of course,
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w-what are the ethics of having
a romantic relationship
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with a suspect?
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What's-her-name with nine fingers?
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Colin, do not stick
your dick in crazy.
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What? No, god, no.
I was just wondering.
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It's a no-no. It mucks up the case.
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- How so?
- (SCOFFS)
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Well, say someone were
to acquaint themselves
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doggy-style to a perp
they pick up at some
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third-rate tiki bar in Niagara Falls?
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Now, the guy might claim entrapment.
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Sure, you vow never to do it again.
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Next thing you know,
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you are balls deep in a pile
of Bolivian happy powder
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While some Calgary rodeo clown
gets what's good.
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So, to summarize?
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Pro tip, rookie: Don't do it.
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Big mistake.
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Big, glorious,
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multi-orgasm mistake.
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Got it.
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("RUN TO YOU" BY BRYAN ADAMS PLAYS)
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♪ 'Cause when the feeling's right ♪
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♪ I'm gonna run all night ♪
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♪ I'm gonna run to you ♪
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Okay, so, I talked to the
landlord about the apartment
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and also about his pit bull, Clara.
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She was weaned too soon, so
the place smells like pee now,
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but that is okay
because he said he'd knock
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A few bucks off the security
deposit, which is awesome
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because it means... The place is ours!
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As soon as pony up! Ah, ha!
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Oh, my god, Ryan, come on!
We need to figure this out!
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Listen, listen, okay.
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I know that you're not,
like, one of those guys,
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you know, with drivers' licences,
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And suits,
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And bank jobs, and names like Barry.
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No, I unclog toilets all week.
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Yeah, like a boss, you do!
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You are great at that!
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But we have to find ways
other than just plumbing
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and sweeping, to monetize
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And reach our full potential.
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Remember that asshole, Johnny D.?
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Yeah, he had cornrows at prom, right?
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Yeah. He thought he was cool as shit.
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Everybody thought he was a loser.
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Losers don't know they're losers.
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That's how come they
keep being losers.
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What if I'm...
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Baby, will you still love me
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if we didn't get that apartment?
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♪♪♪
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Now, that's not gonna happen.
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It's not gonna happen.
My vision board says so.
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My vision board says so!
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(DOOR SHUTS, LIGHTER CLANGS)
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("RUN TO YOU" BY BRYAN ADAMS PLAYS)
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(LIGHT SNORING)
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- (RAPPING ON WINDOW)
- (GASPS) oh!
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♪ Oh, I'm gonna run to you ♪
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You have two minutes and six seconds
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before Bryan Adams
stops whining. What's up?
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We need to talk.
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Oh, it is too early for vague, Lidia.
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The situation with Terry. Rhian...
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No. No way, this conversation
is not happening.
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My situation,
I've got it under control.
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- It will blow over.
- I don't...
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Also, don't pretend you're
here out of sisterly concern.
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(SIGHS) I came here out
of self-preservation, okay?
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- Okay.
- You know when Rhian used
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to freak out when we were younger?
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You mean, like, set fire
to the ice castle
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at winter formal because someone wore
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the same bubble dress as her?
What's your point?
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I pitched the Moonshine reboot,
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and mom and dad didn't shut me down.
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Oh, you're the ice castle.
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When Rhian finds out about my plans...
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Hmm, you're being paranoid.
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- She's on the warpath.
- Relax.
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I am the adultery canary
in a vengeance coalmine.
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And until she comes for my ass,
you are in the clear!
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- Hey? Problem solved.
- Mm-hmm.
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♪ And I'm gonna run to you ♪
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- What?
- (DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
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What?
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♪♪♪
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Winter is coming.
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(CAR RUMBLES, HONKS)
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Curse your shitty, domestic car!
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♪ Wanna do whatever, yeah ♪
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♪ Lemme get high, lemme get low ♪
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♪ Take my time to put on a show ♪
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♪ I'm lovin' you undercover ♪
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Need a lift?
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No, you don't even have a CD player.
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- Got a tape deck.
- You have a time machine
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so I can go back to
whenever tapes existed?
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Hey, don't disrespect Beulah.
She's seen some miles.
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I drove her up here from LA in '82.
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- 1882?
- Jump in, girl,
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Your mom wants you home.
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Dumpy campground isn't my home.
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Come on, Bruce, just
tell her you never saw me.
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- 50 bucks.
- Huh, she paid me $75.
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(EXASPERATED EXHALE)
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♪ I've seen men suffer ♪
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(TIRES SQUEAL)
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♪ Concocting potion ♪
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♪ with a devil's dance ♪
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(PAPERS RUSTLE)
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(SIGHS)
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♪♪♪
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(ITEMS CLATTER)
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(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
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- Big date?
- (DOOR CLOSES)
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Hmm?
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You know you're only
wearing one shoe, right?
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Oh, bank meeting.
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Apparently, in addition
to my missing shoe,
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I also need proof I own
shares in this place.
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We have Felicia's will.
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Turns out, she could've willed me
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a fireman with an eight-pack.
Doesn't mean he exists.
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I need a copy of a
shareholder's agreement,
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- A deed, something.
- Have you asked mom and dad?
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No way.
255
00:11:06,605 --> 00:11:08,165
Told them you had things under control
256
00:11:08,305 --> 00:11:10,105
And don't want to admit you don't?
257
00:11:10,135 --> 00:11:13,705
- Or Rhian wants you dead.
- She's out for blood,
258
00:11:13,775 --> 00:11:15,605
and I'm afraid I'm next.
259
00:11:15,745 --> 00:11:17,915
- (SCOFFS) is that...
- Hm?
260
00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:21,945
(GASPS) my shoe!
261
00:11:23,185 --> 00:11:25,715
Handcrafted in Milan.
262
00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,885
Worth more than a human child.
263
00:11:27,925 --> 00:11:29,155
Huh.
264
00:11:30,255 --> 00:11:32,155
- (GRAVEL CRUNCHES)
- (ENGINE CUTS OUT)
265
00:11:35,265 --> 00:11:38,565
Ugh! Is that shit?
266
00:11:38,635 --> 00:11:40,164
I've been thinking sewage.
267
00:11:40,165 --> 00:11:42,404
Stops me from puking in my mask.
268
00:11:42,405 --> 00:11:45,275
Well, Rhian got me, too.
Graffitied a King-Kong-sized
269
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:48,075
- Vagina at the station, so...
- I'm pretty sure King Kong
270
00:11:48,205 --> 00:11:50,005
was the dude with a thing for blondes.
271
00:11:50,145 --> 00:11:51,745
As much as I'd love to sit here
272
00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:53,875
and discuss fictional
primate genitalia,
273
00:11:53,915 --> 00:11:55,484
I'm gonna need ya to sack up
274
00:11:55,485 --> 00:11:57,084
and go and arrest your wife, Terry.
275
00:11:57,085 --> 00:11:59,061
- Rhian's going through a lot.
- Yeah, I know. I get it.
276
00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:01,485
She's hurt, and angry.
277
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:03,424
Doesn't excuse the fact
that she has become
278
00:12:03,425 --> 00:12:05,625
a one-woman terrorist organization.
279
00:12:05,755 --> 00:12:07,155
It's gonna take her awhile
280
00:12:07,165 --> 00:12:09,095
to come to terms
with our relationship, okay.
281
00:12:09,165 --> 00:12:12,165
We don't have a relationship.
We have sex.
282
00:12:12,195 --> 00:12:14,365
Nora, things are out in the open now.
283
00:12:14,405 --> 00:12:16,535
We can be together.
284
00:12:16,675 --> 00:12:19,275
- Dating, boyfriend, girlfriend.
- Uh...
285
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,105
- You've heard of that, right?
- Terry, no, we're not,
286
00:12:22,245 --> 00:12:24,575
this is, we're not dating, okay.
287
00:12:24,615 --> 00:12:27,315
We're not going steady. I don't
want you to ask me to the dance.
288
00:12:27,445 --> 00:12:30,185
This whole thing was a mistake.
289
00:12:30,215 --> 00:12:32,515
- You wanna break up?
- We're not breaking up,
290
00:12:32,525 --> 00:12:34,185
because there's nothing to break.
291
00:12:34,225 --> 00:12:36,055
You can't end something
that never started.
292
00:12:36,095 --> 00:12:38,795
Okay, okay. Then this is our start.
293
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,655
Wednesday, 11:06 A.M..
294
00:12:42,725 --> 00:12:44,595
You and me are now us.
295
00:12:44,665 --> 00:12:46,935
Here, now,
296
00:12:47,005 --> 00:12:48,905
And hopefully, forever.
297
00:12:50,135 --> 00:12:52,005
Oh god. I gotta go.
298
00:12:52,035 --> 00:12:54,105
(ENGINE STARTS, GRAVEL CRUNCHES)
299
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,905
- (PASSING CAR HORN BLARES)
- (TIRES SCREECH)
300
00:12:57,915 --> 00:12:59,675
Asshole!
301
00:12:59,715 --> 00:13:01,745
(SHARP EXHALES)
302
00:13:02,685 --> 00:13:04,814
Oh, good! Good, good, good.
I need to talk to you.
303
00:13:04,815 --> 00:13:07,285
Same! Wow, Finley-Cullen voodoo.
304
00:13:07,425 --> 00:13:09,054
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Ha!
305
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,625
Speaking of, has Rhian
said anything to you lately?
306
00:13:11,695 --> 00:13:14,955
Yeah, she called me stupid.
Twice. Today.
307
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,165
You don't recover from some hurts.
308
00:13:17,295 --> 00:13:19,495
Uh, about the Moonshine.
Revenge plots.
309
00:13:19,535 --> 00:13:23,035
Anything that might get in the
way of my plans for this place.
310
00:13:23,175 --> 00:13:24,835
That's right!
311
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,775
You are the planning one of this fam.
312
00:13:26,905 --> 00:13:28,774
Goal-orientated, ambitious.
313
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:31,005
Making it happen with the
intensity of Charles Manson
314
00:13:31,045 --> 00:13:33,075
- or Céline Dion!
- Thanks?
315
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,914
That's why I wanted
to talk to you, Lids.
316
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,184
I get this vibe from Crystal,
317
00:13:37,185 --> 00:13:39,261
That she might dump me if I
don't get my shit together.
318
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,085
I need to make money.
319
00:13:41,155 --> 00:13:43,155
You wanna get your life together?
320
00:13:43,195 --> 00:13:45,125
You can't do it for someone else,
321
00:13:45,155 --> 00:13:47,055
You gotta work it out for yourself.
322
00:13:47,195 --> 00:13:48,341
(PLAYFUL LAUGHTER IN THE DISTANCE)
323
00:13:48,365 --> 00:13:51,095
- Can I get a hint?
- Ryan! God!
324
00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:52,734
You really want my honest opinion?
325
00:13:52,735 --> 00:13:54,335
Truth is the mother of change.
326
00:13:54,405 --> 00:13:56,064
Finish high school. Get a haircut.
327
00:13:56,065 --> 00:13:57,865
Go to AA.
328
00:13:57,875 --> 00:14:01,475
♪♪♪
329
00:14:01,505 --> 00:14:03,175
That's it!
330
00:14:04,715 --> 00:14:07,545
You're a genius, Lids! Namaste!
331
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,545
♪♪♪
332
00:14:11,515 --> 00:14:13,385
- (DOOR SLAMS)
- ooh!
333
00:14:13,425 --> 00:14:15,325
- Jumpy, much?
- (FOOTSTEPS THUD)
334
00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:20,338
♪♪♪
335
00:14:20,339 --> 00:14:22,179
NORA: Well, the rumour mill's
working overtime,
336
00:14:22,239 --> 00:14:25,409
thanks to the giant tribute
to Yoni, at the studio.
337
00:14:25,479 --> 00:14:29,409
And I get it. But you know
what really chaps my ass?
338
00:14:29,449 --> 00:14:32,609
None of you know the real
story, and you're judging.
339
00:14:32,679 --> 00:14:35,579
Well, guess what,
open book time, bitches!
340
00:14:35,649 --> 00:14:37,349
That's right! Gimme a call.
341
00:14:37,489 --> 00:14:39,619
We can talk about the truth,
then, judge away!
342
00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:42,688
Careful though, she who casts
the first stone...
343
00:14:42,689 --> 00:14:46,429
Wow, lot of curious cats
and eager beavers out there.
344
00:14:47,399 --> 00:14:49,499
Caller, you're on the air.
Don't beat around my bush.
345
00:14:49,629 --> 00:14:52,099
WOMAN: Are you sleeping
with my husband, too?
346
00:14:52,229 --> 00:14:54,499
No, Kate, I'm not.
347
00:14:54,539 --> 00:14:57,239
But, you might wanna have
a chat with Mr. Parker,
348
00:14:57,369 --> 00:14:59,369
The middle school phys-ed
349
00:14:59,379 --> 00:15:01,509
teacher about the rubby
he gave your hubby!
350
00:15:01,539 --> 00:15:03,979
- What are you talking...
- Keep those calls comin',
351
00:15:04,009 --> 00:15:05,709
like you're Mr. Parker, y'all!
352
00:15:05,749 --> 00:15:07,519
The truth is on tap
353
00:15:07,649 --> 00:15:10,449
and it is happy hour all day long.
354
00:15:10,519 --> 00:15:11,749
♪♪♪
355
00:15:11,889 --> 00:15:13,718
♪ Gotta work it out ♪
356
00:15:13,719 --> 00:15:15,859
♪ Gonna work it out,
gonna work it out ♪
357
00:15:15,989 --> 00:15:18,058
♪ Gonna work it out ♪
358
00:15:18,059 --> 00:15:20,428
♪♪♪
359
00:15:20,429 --> 00:15:21,829
- Sick uniform.
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
360
00:15:21,859 --> 00:15:23,359
Post that, and I sue.
361
00:15:23,429 --> 00:15:25,375
Hey, that's no way to talk
to a customer, come on.
362
00:15:25,399 --> 00:15:26,999
- (KETCHUP SPLATTERS)
- Oh!
363
00:15:27,139 --> 00:15:29,439
Are you kidding me?
What is wrong with you?
364
00:15:29,569 --> 00:15:31,408
Yo, can you hook me up
with some fries, or like...
365
00:15:31,409 --> 00:15:32,869
Probably.
366
00:15:33,009 --> 00:15:35,055
So, why are you working here
if you hate it so much?
367
00:15:35,079 --> 00:15:37,609
Mom sentenced me to hard
labour after I tried to runaway.
368
00:15:37,679 --> 00:15:39,949
Whatever. Just means I can save up
369
00:15:40,019 --> 00:15:41,679
to pay for a ticket back to New York.
370
00:15:41,819 --> 00:15:43,819
You're making minimum wage,
minus taxes,
371
00:15:43,849 --> 00:15:45,565
Plus the fact that no one
ever gets paid around here,
372
00:15:45,589 --> 00:15:47,489
Means that you'll have
enough for a bus ticket
373
00:15:47,519 --> 00:15:49,588
- In like, 20 years.
- (CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY)
374
00:15:49,589 --> 00:15:52,029
- (KETCHUP SPLATTERS)
- oh!
375
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:54,058
Oh, well, this is fun.
376
00:15:54,059 --> 00:15:55,699
Have a kick-ass day doing nothing,
377
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:58,368
- While I get grease acne.
- Okay!
378
00:15:58,369 --> 00:15:59,698
(UPSET EXHALE)
379
00:15:59,699 --> 00:16:01,368
I'm gonna dip. Later, man!
380
00:16:01,369 --> 00:16:03,438
Hey, I, I thought we were gonna hang.
381
00:16:03,439 --> 00:16:05,215
Yeah, I'm gonna go to
the beach with some friends.
382
00:16:05,239 --> 00:16:06,839
Yeah, that sounds cool.
383
00:16:06,879 --> 00:16:08,639
Kind of like a me and them... thing.
384
00:16:08,779 --> 00:16:11,649
Oh, yeah. No, I wasn't
inviting myself.
385
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,709
- Cool.
- I-I was gonna...
386
00:16:14,719 --> 00:16:16,379
I probably shouldn't say.
387
00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:18,589
Hey, come on.
388
00:16:21,119 --> 00:16:23,919
- Magic mushrooms.
- You have shrooms?
389
00:16:24,059 --> 00:16:26,058
Well, found my uncle's shroom shack.
390
00:16:26,059 --> 00:16:27,929
That's sick! Are you gonna
show me, or what?
391
00:16:28,059 --> 00:16:29,999
Well... I don't know.
392
00:16:30,069 --> 00:16:33,029
Hey, you can trust me, come on.
393
00:16:33,039 --> 00:16:37,609
♪♪♪
394
00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:41,339
LIDIA: Jill, hey!
395
00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:43,278
You in the market for some art?
396
00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:44,549
Oh, yeah, not just yet.
397
00:16:44,609 --> 00:16:46,749
Felicia's trailer
is a design challenge.
398
00:16:46,879 --> 00:16:49,418
Boho-chic-spinster.
399
00:16:49,419 --> 00:16:51,219
- You mean it's a dump.
- It is.
400
00:16:51,349 --> 00:16:53,718
I have to go through
her mountain of journals
401
00:16:53,719 --> 00:16:55,519
To find paperwork for the Moonshine.
402
00:16:57,459 --> 00:17:00,289
I didn't know you kept
all her old junk.
403
00:17:00,329 --> 00:17:02,429
Felt wrong to throw it all out.
404
00:17:02,569 --> 00:17:04,769
Mostly just old lotto tickets
and porn.
405
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,869
At least, I think it's porn.
406
00:17:06,999 --> 00:17:09,168
I'd be happy to go
through it with ya, hun.
407
00:17:09,169 --> 00:17:11,169
Really? Yes! Yes, thank you!
408
00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:12,969
- That would be amazing.
- Okay.
409
00:17:13,109 --> 00:17:14,909
- Okay, I'll call you.
- Okay.
410
00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:17,979
Um, could you maybe not
tell my mother?
411
00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:20,309
Trying to keep a whole
I've got things under control,
412
00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:23,918
- so relax, vibe.
- Yeah, secret's safe with me.
413
00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:25,949
Thank you.
414
00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:27,889
(FOOTSTEPS RUSTLE IN GRASS)
415
00:17:30,629 --> 00:17:32,589
She's digging around.
She's looking for records.
416
00:17:32,629 --> 00:17:34,659
There is nothing
to be concerned about.
417
00:17:34,699 --> 00:17:36,999
She kept Felicia's journals.
418
00:17:39,699 --> 00:17:42,469
This is not her screwing around
with your goat festival, Bea.
419
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:46,269
♪♪♪
420
00:17:46,309 --> 00:17:49,009
My daughter. My problem.
421
00:17:51,649 --> 00:17:53,609
Have a lovely afternoon.
422
00:17:53,649 --> 00:17:56,049
♪♪♪
423
00:17:58,549 --> 00:18:00,619
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
424
00:18:00,659 --> 00:18:02,459
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)
425
00:18:02,589 --> 00:18:04,829
Hey, man. Fills my heart
to see ya here.
426
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,429
You guys, uh, AA-ing it up in there?
427
00:18:07,459 --> 00:18:09,959
- Steps, and stuff?
- You bet! Come on in!
428
00:18:10,099 --> 00:18:12,769
Oh, no, I'm not really a
surrender to higher power guy.
429
00:18:12,839 --> 00:18:15,469
Also, could you let your
tribe of truth know
430
00:18:16,969 --> 00:18:18,709
I got mushrooms for sale.
431
00:18:18,839 --> 00:18:20,639
Organic, home-grown, limited batch,
432
00:18:20,709 --> 00:18:22,608
Psilocybin awesome.
433
00:18:22,609 --> 00:18:24,979
- You here to sell drugs?
- Mushrooms!
434
00:18:25,049 --> 00:18:28,179
My one-way path to sobriety!
See, when I'm super high,
435
00:18:28,319 --> 00:18:31,319
I don't even think about booze.
That's the magic!
436
00:18:31,449 --> 00:18:33,289
Ryan, you get that
I can't have you out here
437
00:18:33,419 --> 00:18:35,258
Selling shrooms, right?
438
00:18:35,259 --> 00:18:37,959
- We'll let the people decide.
- Not happening.
439
00:18:40,029 --> 00:18:41,929
Why don't you come on in?
440
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:44,298
♪♪♪
441
00:18:44,299 --> 00:18:45,899
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
442
00:18:46,029 --> 00:18:47,669
Uh, I'm not gonna lie to you,
443
00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:49,199
Those donuts are callin' my name,
444
00:18:49,239 --> 00:18:51,368
And I'm the mayor of munchie
town, right now.
445
00:18:51,369 --> 00:18:53,069
Ah, donuts on me, cuz!
446
00:18:54,439 --> 00:18:57,639
Namaste, brother.
Keep doin' you. Sprinkles!
447
00:18:57,649 --> 00:18:59,749
- Hmm.
- Now we're talkin'!
448
00:18:59,779 --> 00:19:03,879
♪♪♪
449
00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:05,749
(BIKE RATTLES)
450
00:19:08,159 --> 00:19:10,359
(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS THUD)
451
00:19:10,389 --> 00:19:12,559
Don't worry, Eleanor
and Finn are okay!
452
00:19:12,599 --> 00:19:14,759
Wait, what do you mean, okay?
453
00:19:15,999 --> 00:19:17,998
Oh, my god!
454
00:19:17,999 --> 00:19:19,999
(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)
455
00:19:20,139 --> 00:19:22,439
(PANTS HEAVILY)
456
00:19:24,309 --> 00:19:26,009
No, no, no!
457
00:19:26,079 --> 00:19:28,438
(FIRE CRACKLES AND ROARS)
458
00:19:28,439 --> 00:19:30,908
(SINISTER MUSIC)
459
00:19:30,909 --> 00:19:33,049
♪♪♪
460
00:19:33,079 --> 00:19:35,079
- (FIRE EXTINGUISHER WHOOSHES)
- Rhian!
461
00:19:39,659 --> 00:19:41,388
Arson, maybe.
462
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,489
LIDIA: (GASPS)
463
00:19:45,159 --> 00:19:47,729
- Rhian.
- We don't know that.
464
00:19:47,799 --> 00:19:49,859
Yeah, sewage and graffiti
is one thing, but this?
465
00:19:49,929 --> 00:19:52,275
She was wearing these exact
same gardening gloves all day.
466
00:19:52,299 --> 00:19:54,145
I bet there's a whole supply
shed full of those things.
467
00:19:54,169 --> 00:19:56,799
Rhian knew I was searching
for proof of my inheritance,
468
00:19:56,809 --> 00:19:59,339
And Aunt Felicia's journals
just happened to get destroyed?
469
00:19:59,379 --> 00:20:01,738
No. No. I demand a full investigation.
470
00:20:01,739 --> 00:20:04,178
It's a bit of burnt paper.
You're being dramatic.
471
00:20:04,179 --> 00:20:06,449
Arson brings that out in me!
I'm quirky like that.
472
00:20:06,579 --> 00:20:10,318
Rhian is a lot of something,
but she's not a criminal.
473
00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:12,349
Oh, she'd never do something
crazy like
474
00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:14,288
Pump a cop car full of raw sewage,
475
00:20:14,289 --> 00:20:16,358
Or spray paint a massive cooch
on the side of a building!
476
00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:19,258
You two have got to stop bickering!
477
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,029
You're seriously not
gonna do anything?
478
00:20:21,059 --> 00:20:23,499
Right. This is on us.
479
00:20:23,529 --> 00:20:25,898
We're terrible parents. Pile it on.
480
00:20:25,899 --> 00:20:28,639
I'm out, okay? You guys settle this.
481
00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:32,229
I'm gonna go find my children
before she sells them for parts.
482
00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:37,039
(GRASS RUSTLES UNDERFOOT)
483
00:20:40,619 --> 00:20:42,879
(SIGHS) this was an accident.
484
00:20:43,019 --> 00:20:44,679
We don't know that.
485
00:20:44,749 --> 00:20:47,249
This was an accident.
486
00:20:48,459 --> 00:20:50,588
Private property.
487
00:20:50,589 --> 00:20:52,589
- Private problem.
- Bea...
488
00:20:53,699 --> 00:20:56,929
You've been playing games
with my daughters, Terry.
489
00:20:57,069 --> 00:21:00,129
♪♪♪
490
00:21:00,139 --> 00:21:03,099
(ITEMS RATTLE)
491
00:21:03,139 --> 00:21:05,139
You're gonna give me this one.
492
00:21:05,269 --> 00:21:12,148
♪♪♪
493
00:21:12,149 --> 00:21:15,679
- (GRASS RUSTLES UNDERFOOT)
- (BEA EXHALES)
494
00:21:15,749 --> 00:21:17,679
(BIRDS CHIRP, FROGS CROAK)
495
00:21:19,689 --> 00:21:21,689
(FOLIAGE RUSTLES)
496
00:21:24,259 --> 00:21:26,029
(BRANCH SNAPS)
497
00:21:29,269 --> 00:21:31,469
I'm armed and dangerous!
498
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,039
- Huh.
- Oh.
499
00:21:37,069 --> 00:21:38,885
What are the odds we'd bump
into each other out here?
500
00:21:38,909 --> 00:21:40,569
Pretty good, actually.
501
00:21:40,579 --> 00:21:42,708
You've been following me
all day, which is annoying!
502
00:21:42,709 --> 00:21:44,279
(BIRDS CHIRP)
503
00:21:45,649 --> 00:21:49,318
Look, what happened between us,
our little, you know,
504
00:21:49,319 --> 00:21:52,949
- interlude, can't happen again.
- Okay.
505
00:21:54,659 --> 00:21:56,259
That's it?
506
00:21:56,329 --> 00:21:58,258
No pleading?
507
00:21:58,259 --> 00:22:00,459
No passionate indignation?
508
00:22:00,529 --> 00:22:02,229
You're a real boy scout, huh?
509
00:22:02,299 --> 00:22:03,759
I was actually.
510
00:22:03,799 --> 00:22:05,269
I'm the only one at the jamboree
511
00:22:05,329 --> 00:22:07,298
To get the nut culture badge.
It's a real thing.
512
00:22:07,299 --> 00:22:09,639
You have to grow nuts in the wild.
513
00:22:12,779 --> 00:22:14,509
I'm a lawyer.
514
00:22:15,679 --> 00:22:17,609
Interesting.
515
00:22:17,649 --> 00:22:19,408
I'm in the market for a lawyer.
516
00:22:19,409 --> 00:22:21,109
Any experience contesting wills?
517
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:23,079
Oh, yeah. Family law was my jam.
518
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:24,639
I had to leave that
all behind, though,
519
00:22:24,689 --> 00:22:26,349
So I might be a bit rusty.
520
00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:29,089
Got burned-out,
needed some time away, so,
521
00:22:29,129 --> 00:22:31,659
that's why I'm here at the Moonshine.
522
00:22:32,659 --> 00:22:34,489
(LAUGHTER IN DISTANCE)
523
00:22:34,499 --> 00:22:37,228
Did you hear that?
Indiscriminate campers.
524
00:22:37,229 --> 00:22:39,169
They think they can squat for free.
525
00:22:39,239 --> 00:22:41,299
I hate them with the
passion of a thousand hells.
526
00:22:41,369 --> 00:22:43,545
No, no, no, rules are meant
to be followed, not broken.
527
00:22:43,569 --> 00:22:45,309
Yes!
528
00:22:46,909 --> 00:22:48,629
Well, if you're gonna be out
here, you know,
529
00:22:48,709 --> 00:22:51,108
Tromping around, you might
as well come along.
530
00:22:51,109 --> 00:22:52,379
Sweet!
531
00:22:52,449 --> 00:22:54,209
One-time deal. Strictly professional.
532
00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:56,579
You touch me, I end you.
533
00:22:56,719 --> 00:23:00,819
♪♪♪
534
00:23:00,959 --> 00:23:03,059
(FOLIAGE CRUNCHES UNDERFOOT)
535
00:23:05,159 --> 00:23:07,389
- (DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
- whoa!
536
00:23:09,269 --> 00:23:11,799
There's gotta be like,
500 pounds or something
537
00:23:11,929 --> 00:23:13,469
in here, man.
538
00:23:13,599 --> 00:23:16,139
- Yeah, pretty cool, eh?
- Yeah!
539
00:23:16,169 --> 00:23:18,569
Man, we're gonna get sea god high!
540
00:23:21,809 --> 00:23:24,009
You don't know much
about shrooms, do you?
541
00:23:24,079 --> 00:23:26,155
You have to let them dry out
first. They're not ready.
542
00:23:26,179 --> 00:23:29,249
Hmm. Too bad.
543
00:23:29,289 --> 00:23:31,249
Be fun to trip with you.
544
00:23:31,389 --> 00:23:34,689
♪♪♪
545
00:23:34,759 --> 00:23:38,429
- I like it here.
- Me too.
546
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:42,229
Except for like,
the sheep shit and the dust.
547
00:23:42,299 --> 00:23:44,629
- (TAPS)
- yeah, it's gross.
548
00:23:45,629 --> 00:23:48,699
- Hey, we should go.
- Beach?
549
00:23:48,769 --> 00:23:50,869
- Yeah, it's sounds fun.
- Sweet.
550
00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:56,109
(PAPERS RUSTLE)
551
00:23:56,179 --> 00:23:57,978
Oh, look! The arsonist.
552
00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:59,648
(DOOR CREAKS AND CLOSES)
553
00:23:59,649 --> 00:24:01,219
What are you doing?
554
00:24:01,349 --> 00:24:04,579
Oh, just catching up on my
"go rot in hell, Lidia."
555
00:24:04,649 --> 00:24:06,418
Campers aren't allowed in the office.
556
00:24:06,419 --> 00:24:09,819
Oscar... is my attorney.
557
00:24:09,829 --> 00:24:11,589
I don't practice much anymore.
558
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:14,589
But have been retained by your sister,
559
00:24:14,659 --> 00:24:17,129
- to assist in the matter.
- You got served!
560
00:24:17,199 --> 00:24:19,198
You don't even know what that means.
561
00:24:19,199 --> 00:24:20,668
My client intends
to contest your will.
562
00:24:20,669 --> 00:24:22,539
Secret plan that, bitch.
563
00:24:22,569 --> 00:24:24,399
Your client is going to jail for arson.
564
00:24:24,439 --> 00:24:26,339
You don't actually think
I started that fire.
565
00:24:26,479 --> 00:24:28,539
Yes, I actually think
you started that fire.
566
00:24:28,579 --> 00:24:30,339
If I had,
567
00:24:30,349 --> 00:24:32,348
I would've finished the job.
568
00:24:32,349 --> 00:24:34,209
See? A threat!
569
00:24:34,219 --> 00:24:35,678
You've hated me since we were kids.
570
00:24:35,679 --> 00:24:37,618
Resented me, envied me,
wanted me gone.
571
00:24:37,619 --> 00:24:40,389
Well, guess what, sister,
there's a new sheriff in town,
572
00:24:40,519 --> 00:24:42,599
And she may not have had
her roots coloured in weeks,
573
00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:45,629
But that just makes her meaner!
You are going down!
574
00:24:46,629 --> 00:24:49,498
Oscar, would you please
instruct my so-called sister
575
00:24:49,499 --> 00:24:51,529
to direct any future
disrespect to my attorney?
576
00:24:51,599 --> 00:24:53,475
Shut your pro bono.
This is between me and her.
577
00:24:53,499 --> 00:24:55,439
- Bring it!
- Already brought!
578
00:24:55,469 --> 00:24:58,068
- (FLIP-FLOP SMACKS LOUDLY)
- You were warned!
579
00:24:58,069 --> 00:25:00,309
(SCOFFS) You can't be serious.
580
00:25:00,339 --> 00:25:02,439
Act like asshole kids,
581
00:25:02,509 --> 00:25:05,378
get treated like asshole kids.
582
00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:08,179
The "flip-flop of truth"
will settle this.
583
00:25:08,249 --> 00:25:10,149
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
584
00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:19,458
♪♪♪
585
00:25:19,459 --> 00:25:21,699
You showed up to this bucket of crazy?
586
00:25:21,829 --> 00:25:23,959
Never miss 'em.
Especially when it's Rhian.
587
00:25:24,099 --> 00:25:26,199
- Primo content. Popcorn?
- No.
588
00:25:26,339 --> 00:25:28,939
- Feelin' better, babe?
- Yeah! Totally!
589
00:25:28,999 --> 00:25:30,939
I got a plan for the shrooms.
590
00:25:31,009 --> 00:25:33,139
Practically sellin' themselves.
591
00:25:33,209 --> 00:25:34,939
Good, I knew you could do it!
592
00:25:36,009 --> 00:25:37,609
I don't get it.
593
00:25:37,649 --> 00:25:39,549
Old Finley-Cullen judiciary system.
594
00:25:39,679 --> 00:25:41,878
Crunchy granola way to resolve fights.
595
00:25:41,879 --> 00:25:43,549
What's with the flip-flop?
596
00:25:43,689 --> 00:25:45,425
So, each rival party
has a minute to explain
597
00:25:45,449 --> 00:25:47,488
to the flip-flop,
why they deserve an apology.
598
00:25:47,489 --> 00:25:48,989
Right.
599
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:50,758
So, the family anonymously
votes the winner.
600
00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:52,959
So, once the flip-flop has spoken
601
00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:54,429
and the apology has been tendered,
602
00:25:54,559 --> 00:25:56,599
the conflict may never
be mentioned again.
603
00:25:56,629 --> 00:25:58,429
Ah! Makes sense.
604
00:26:00,169 --> 00:26:03,438
(SIGHS) we are gathered here,
605
00:26:03,439 --> 00:26:05,369
Torn by conflict. (STRUMS A SLOW TUNE)
606
00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:09,439
To hear the tragic
tale of Lenny Rogers.
607
00:26:09,449 --> 00:26:12,879
♪♪♪
608
00:26:13,019 --> 00:26:15,049
"Lenny Rogers was a hippie.
609
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,548
And a friend to all, it's true.
610
00:26:17,549 --> 00:26:20,719
Until that night he had
a spat with a pal,
611
00:26:20,759 --> 00:26:22,989
by the name of Blue.
612
00:26:23,059 --> 00:26:25,729
And on that dark and forlorn night,
613
00:26:25,789 --> 00:26:27,889
that little spat, it grew.
614
00:26:28,029 --> 00:26:31,329
Insults were thrown,
and then a fist or two.
615
00:26:32,369 --> 00:26:35,268
When it was done, Lenny left,
616
00:26:35,269 --> 00:26:37,569
hate in his heart and dreams, askew.
617
00:26:39,109 --> 00:26:41,479
The fog rolled in and Lenny took off
618
00:26:41,609 --> 00:26:44,239
in flip-flops and an old canoe.
619
00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:46,378
That was the last anyone saw of Len.
620
00:26:46,379 --> 00:26:49,549
(STRUMMING STOPS)
Except for this one shoe.
621
00:26:51,089 --> 00:26:53,949
(TUNE BEGINS AGAIN)
So, today, we heed this tale
622
00:26:53,959 --> 00:26:56,159
For what Lenny taught is true:
623
00:26:56,229 --> 00:26:59,029
You bury the hatchet
with those you love,
624
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,898
or fate will bury you."
625
00:27:01,899 --> 00:27:04,228
(STRUMS FINAL NOTES)
626
00:27:04,229 --> 00:27:06,029
- (LIGHT APPLAUSE)
- no.
627
00:27:09,369 --> 00:27:11,568
Lidia stole my legacy.
628
00:27:11,569 --> 00:27:14,109
When she abandoned us, in 1998,
629
00:27:14,139 --> 00:27:15,579
she swore she would never come back.
630
00:27:15,609 --> 00:27:17,339
Plus, she doesn't own squat.
631
00:27:17,379 --> 00:27:19,678
No shareholder's agreement,
no inheritance.
632
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:21,848
'Cause you burned it to the ground!
633
00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:24,319
- No, I didn't.
- Uh, P.S., this is crazy.
634
00:27:24,449 --> 00:27:25,695
Adults don't settle criminal charges
635
00:27:25,719 --> 00:27:27,849
- by talking to a flip-flop!
- (GONG RINGS)
636
00:27:29,319 --> 00:27:32,059
No flip-flop, no talking.
637
00:27:33,259 --> 00:27:34,658
In the name of Lenny.
638
00:27:34,659 --> 00:27:36,199
ALL: In Lenny's name.
639
00:27:36,329 --> 00:27:38,169
- Len-ny! Len-ny!
- Stop it!
640
00:27:38,299 --> 00:27:40,229
- This is serious!
- So is mental illness.
641
00:27:40,269 --> 00:27:42,738
- And those shorts! Cuffs!
- No bueno.
642
00:27:42,739 --> 00:27:45,008
I am the holder of the flip-flop! Me!
643
00:27:45,009 --> 00:27:47,009
So, shut up! Both of you!
644
00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:50,479
Anyways, I was saying,
645
00:27:50,549 --> 00:27:53,209
it's no secret to
anyone that Lidia sucks.
646
00:27:53,279 --> 00:27:56,019
She turned Goddess Fest,
and my life, to shit,
647
00:27:56,149 --> 00:27:57,919
and now we're more broke than usual.
648
00:27:58,049 --> 00:28:00,589
She doesn't know
how hard I have worked
649
00:28:00,619 --> 00:28:02,558
all of these years.
650
00:28:02,559 --> 00:28:04,959
Bloody finger, sweat, and tears.
651
00:28:06,299 --> 00:28:08,359
That's what keeps
the Moonshine afloat.
652
00:28:08,429 --> 00:28:09,759
(EMOTIONAL EXHALE)
653
00:28:09,899 --> 00:28:12,029
Not her stupid New York ideas.
654
00:28:13,199 --> 00:28:14,799
Lidia should apologize.
655
00:28:14,869 --> 00:28:17,639
More importantly, she should leave.
656
00:28:17,709 --> 00:28:19,969
♪♪♪
657
00:28:25,649 --> 00:28:27,178
- (CHAIR CRINKLES)
- oh.
658
00:28:27,179 --> 00:28:28,849
Good, tough stuff, but you know.
659
00:28:30,719 --> 00:28:32,589
Here we go! What you got?
660
00:28:32,719 --> 00:28:36,389
Yes, I swore I would never
come back to the Moonshine.
661
00:28:37,389 --> 00:28:39,989
Nora vowed she'd marry Kurt
Cobain and start a punk band.
662
00:28:39,999 --> 00:28:42,359
Oh, and Ryan wanted
to be Prime Minister.
663
00:28:42,499 --> 00:28:44,398
(GASPS) Oh, my god,
I can totally see that!
664
00:28:44,399 --> 00:28:46,069
You are way hotter than Trudeau.
665
00:28:46,199 --> 00:28:48,539
- Rhian shouldn't apologize.
- Nope.
666
00:28:48,599 --> 00:28:50,669
You all should, to me.
667
00:28:50,739 --> 00:28:53,139
I sacrificed everything to be here.
668
00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:55,138
Oh, come on, Lids! Get off the cross!
669
00:28:55,139 --> 00:28:57,155
You've been here a few weeks,
what did you sacrifice,
670
00:28:57,179 --> 00:28:59,349
Soul cycle pass? Mani-pedis?
671
00:28:59,379 --> 00:29:01,809
You do not have the flip-flop,
I have the flip-flop!
672
00:29:01,849 --> 00:29:03,519
Rhian is angry.
673
00:29:03,589 --> 00:29:05,479
Okay, yeah, I get that.
674
00:29:05,519 --> 00:29:07,849
But you can't excuse
her psycho behaviour.
675
00:29:07,919 --> 00:29:09,958
You're enablers.
Okay, fine, I get that, too.
676
00:29:09,959 --> 00:29:11,559
You can't fight genetics.
677
00:29:11,629 --> 00:29:14,958
But how come someone can't
enable me, for once?
678
00:29:14,959 --> 00:29:16,898
I mean, I'm trying
to save the Moonshine,
679
00:29:16,899 --> 00:29:18,898
and I can't even have two shoes!
680
00:29:18,899 --> 00:29:20,729
After what I'm trying to do,
681
00:29:20,739 --> 00:29:23,199
- I deserve my mani-pedi, damnit!
- (BANGS GONG)
682
00:29:23,269 --> 00:29:25,638
Okay, we've heard Rhian's flip,
683
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:27,508
and Lidia's flop.
684
00:29:27,509 --> 00:29:29,708
Now is the time to vote on the truth.
685
00:29:29,709 --> 00:29:32,309
Apologize and bury this
conflict forever.
686
00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:34,049
(PAIL CLANGS)
687
00:29:35,379 --> 00:29:37,379
That was quick.
688
00:29:39,089 --> 00:29:41,289
Uh, sorry, family only.
689
00:29:41,419 --> 00:29:43,789
- Suck my dick, Rhian.
- (NORA LAUGHS)
690
00:29:46,429 --> 00:29:48,189
- RHIAN: Girlfriend's a pig.
- RYAN: (LAUGHS)
691
00:29:50,129 --> 00:29:51,969
(PAPERS RUSTLE, PAIL CLANGS)
692
00:29:54,799 --> 00:29:56,569
Okay.
693
00:30:01,239 --> 00:30:03,339
As it is written,
694
00:30:03,479 --> 00:30:05,349
So shall it be.
695
00:30:06,919 --> 00:30:09,079
- Rhian wins.
- Oh! Oh!
696
00:30:09,119 --> 00:30:11,348
Lidia, apologize.
697
00:30:11,349 --> 00:30:13,949
What?! That's bullshit!
698
00:30:14,019 --> 00:30:15,789
Flip-flop has spoken!
699
00:30:15,819 --> 00:30:18,159
I won. You have to.
700
00:30:20,029 --> 00:30:22,829
No, actually, I don't.
701
00:30:26,029 --> 00:30:28,569
- I invoke oars!
- Oh!
702
00:30:29,939 --> 00:30:32,238
- What?!
- ALL: Okay! Yes!
703
00:30:32,239 --> 00:30:33,939
(LAUGHING)
704
00:30:34,009 --> 00:30:36,309
- Yes!
- Okay!
705
00:30:36,349 --> 00:30:38,279
When's the last time that's happened?
706
00:30:38,409 --> 00:30:41,749
♪♪♪
707
00:30:41,779 --> 00:30:43,779
(WAVES LAP)
708
00:30:43,819 --> 00:30:45,988
(SEAGULLS CRY)
709
00:30:45,989 --> 00:30:47,589
(READYING EXHALE)
710
00:30:47,719 --> 00:30:49,858
So, invoking oars is like a veto?
711
00:30:49,859 --> 00:30:51,989
More like, sudden death.
You win the boat race,
712
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:53,928
the other person has to apologize,
713
00:30:53,929 --> 00:30:56,459
Unless they declare cheese heads.
714
00:30:56,499 --> 00:30:59,029
- Cheese heads?
- Yeah, I'm kidding.
715
00:30:59,169 --> 00:31:00,629
It ends with this.
716
00:31:00,769 --> 00:31:02,669
Uh, you can only invoke oars
once in a lifetime.
717
00:31:02,739 --> 00:31:05,299
In Finley-Cullen land, this
is actually a very big deal.
718
00:31:05,369 --> 00:31:06,669
(WATER RIPPLES)
719
00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:08,409
Lookin' a little rusty, over there.
720
00:31:08,479 --> 00:31:10,379
When I beat you,
I'm gonna rip your head off
721
00:31:10,409 --> 00:31:11,809
and put it on the front of my boat.
722
00:31:11,879 --> 00:31:15,209
Get ready to drown, nine fingers!
723
00:31:15,219 --> 00:31:17,179
Let's go, ladies!
724
00:31:18,619 --> 00:31:20,019
(BANGS GONG)
725
00:31:20,089 --> 00:31:22,559
("BARRACUDA" BY HEART PLAYS)
726
00:31:22,619 --> 00:31:24,119
(CHEERING ON) come on!
727
00:31:24,159 --> 00:31:30,629
♪♪♪
728
00:31:30,769 --> 00:31:33,529
- Ooh!
- (GROANS)
729
00:31:33,539 --> 00:31:35,898
Come on, Lids, give it to her!
730
00:31:35,899 --> 00:31:38,069
♪♪♪
731
00:31:38,209 --> 00:31:41,438
- Lidia, yeah!
- No, no, no, damnit!
732
00:31:41,439 --> 00:31:43,879
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Come on!
733
00:31:47,649 --> 00:31:51,519
♪ So this ain't the end,
I saw you again ♪
734
00:31:51,589 --> 00:31:53,189
♪ today ♪
735
00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:55,718
♪ I had to turn my heart away ♪
736
00:31:55,719 --> 00:31:57,859
- Keep going! Come on!
- Do you see that?
737
00:31:59,189 --> 00:32:01,989
♪ Smiled like the sun,
kisses for everyone ♪
738
00:32:01,999 --> 00:32:04,598
- (CHEERING CONTINUES)
- ow!
739
00:32:04,599 --> 00:32:07,768
♪ It tails, it never fades ♪
740
00:32:07,769 --> 00:32:10,269
(MUSIC SLOWS AND FADES)
741
00:32:10,409 --> 00:32:11,739
(WATER SPLASHES)
742
00:32:11,809 --> 00:32:14,608
All right, halfway there!
743
00:32:14,609 --> 00:32:19,009
♪♪♪
744
00:32:19,079 --> 00:32:21,549
(OARS SPLASH IN WATER)
745
00:32:25,089 --> 00:32:27,819
(OAR SPLASHES IN WATER)
746
00:32:29,619 --> 00:32:31,459
What is happening? Get the thing!
747
00:32:31,589 --> 00:32:32,959
("BARRACUDA" INTENSIFIES)
748
00:32:33,089 --> 00:32:35,499
(CHEERING)
749
00:32:35,559 --> 00:32:41,099
♪♪♪
750
00:32:41,169 --> 00:32:45,099
♪♪♪
751
00:32:45,169 --> 00:32:47,109
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
752
00:32:47,179 --> 00:32:49,309
Let's do it!
753
00:32:49,439 --> 00:32:51,539
- Almost there! Almost there!
- Yeah.
754
00:32:51,609 --> 00:32:53,879
Come on, guys!
755
00:32:53,949 --> 00:32:55,549
Wooooooo!
756
00:32:55,679 --> 00:32:57,879
There is it!
757
00:32:57,949 --> 00:33:01,119
I am the winner! Woo! Suck it!
758
00:33:04,329 --> 00:33:05,859
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
759
00:33:07,899 --> 00:33:10,059
Hey, what's up with the line?
760
00:33:10,099 --> 00:33:12,159
Bro, you see that hot
chick at the counter?
761
00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:13,868
That's my sister.
762
00:33:13,869 --> 00:33:16,268
Well, if you ask your hot
sister for extra tartar sauce,
763
00:33:16,269 --> 00:33:17,899
And slip her $10,
764
00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:20,009
You get a gram of shrooms
with your order.
765
00:33:21,179 --> 00:33:22,879
- Gimme one second.
- Michael!
766
00:33:22,939 --> 00:33:24,879
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- why is the line so long?
767
00:33:26,479 --> 00:33:28,079
This is big money.
768
00:33:29,749 --> 00:33:31,325
You said that you wouldn't
tell anyone, Michael.
769
00:33:31,349 --> 00:33:33,689
Chill. We've already made like $500.
770
00:33:33,819 --> 00:33:35,419
We'll cut you in.
771
00:33:35,459 --> 00:33:37,788
What do you think's gonna
happen when Uncle Ryan finds out?
772
00:33:37,789 --> 00:33:39,709
He's fried all the time.
He's not gonna notice.
773
00:33:41,699 --> 00:33:43,529
What does this have to do with him?
774
00:33:45,599 --> 00:33:47,229
(GRUNTS, DOOR SLAMS)
775
00:33:47,369 --> 00:33:48,998
- Michael!
- What?
776
00:33:48,999 --> 00:33:50,839
You told me those were your shrooms.
777
00:33:50,909 --> 00:33:52,739
Yeah, they were, once I took 'em.
778
00:33:52,769 --> 00:33:54,509
- Just get out of here.
- Oh.
779
00:33:54,579 --> 00:33:56,509
- Go!
- Fine!
780
00:33:56,549 --> 00:33:59,249
(STRESSED EXHALE)
781
00:34:00,679 --> 00:34:06,689
♪♪♪
782
00:34:09,989 --> 00:34:12,729
Oh, what's comin' in?
783
00:34:12,859 --> 00:34:14,829
(FOOTSTEPS THUD)
784
00:34:19,399 --> 00:34:21,998
- I'm sorry, Rhian.
- Hmm.
785
00:34:21,999 --> 00:34:24,669
- I didn't mean what I said.
- Mm-hmm.
786
00:34:26,269 --> 00:34:28,069
(SIGHS)
787
00:34:29,179 --> 00:34:31,579
You know what?
Actually, I did mean it.
788
00:34:31,609 --> 00:34:34,379
Especially the part about
making this place special again.
789
00:34:34,419 --> 00:34:36,779
For all of us.
790
00:34:38,049 --> 00:34:40,749
I want my kids to be able to
come here when they're adults,
791
00:34:40,759 --> 00:34:42,519
and bring their kids.
792
00:34:43,529 --> 00:34:46,229
I want them to be proud
of what we've built.
793
00:34:47,829 --> 00:34:49,829
(FOOTSTEPS THUD)
794
00:34:53,969 --> 00:34:55,969
(DOCK CREAKS)
795
00:34:59,109 --> 00:35:00,869
(WAVES LAP)
796
00:35:03,809 --> 00:35:05,839
I was always better at water sports.
797
00:35:05,879 --> 00:35:07,109
Did you see her stroke?
798
00:35:07,119 --> 00:35:09,049
I think one arm is
shorter than the other.
799
00:35:09,119 --> 00:35:10,819
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
800
00:35:10,849 --> 00:35:12,019
(WAVES RIPPLE)
801
00:35:17,329 --> 00:35:20,189
I don't mean to desecrate
your victory,
802
00:35:20,229 --> 00:35:23,599
but I know how much you
appreciate following the rules,
803
00:35:23,629 --> 00:35:25,099
doing the right thing.
804
00:35:26,569 --> 00:35:28,769
Spit it out.
805
00:35:28,799 --> 00:35:30,739
Lidia threw the race.
806
00:35:30,769 --> 00:35:32,008
I saw.
807
00:35:32,009 --> 00:35:34,008
She dropped her oar on purpose.
808
00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:36,379
She-she let you win.
809
00:35:36,439 --> 00:35:38,179
(WAVES LAP)
810
00:35:39,449 --> 00:35:42,409
- She thinks I need her pity?
- (LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
811
00:35:42,449 --> 00:35:44,449
Damn her, and her perfect nose.
(GASPS)
812
00:35:47,489 --> 00:35:49,889
I had to tell you the truth.
813
00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:55,029
This is why I don't trust anyone.
814
00:35:56,699 --> 00:35:58,929
I'm not just anyone.
815
00:35:59,069 --> 00:36:01,169
(WAVES LAP)
816
00:36:02,699 --> 00:36:05,369
RYAN: (SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
817
00:36:07,809 --> 00:36:09,509
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
818
00:36:11,449 --> 00:36:13,479
(BOXES RATTLE AND THUD)
819
00:36:18,949 --> 00:36:20,719
Whoa.
820
00:36:24,329 --> 00:36:26,789
(ROCK SONG ENDS)
821
00:36:28,399 --> 00:36:31,328
Sorry for the extended
musical interlude, folks.
822
00:36:31,329 --> 00:36:33,399
I had to visit the Moonshine asylum.
823
00:36:33,469 --> 00:36:35,738
My producer tells me
advertisers are pulling out
824
00:36:35,739 --> 00:36:38,199
like golers at a family reunion.
825
00:36:39,269 --> 00:36:41,738
No more calls. Well, the truth hurts!
826
00:36:41,739 --> 00:36:45,749
And like a dominatrix of real,
Nora has spanked you all.
827
00:36:47,119 --> 00:36:49,819
Oh, look at that, one last brave soul.
828
00:36:50,849 --> 00:36:53,749
You've got Nora slinging
honestly and puking truth.
829
00:36:53,819 --> 00:36:55,419
What's your question?
830
00:36:55,559 --> 00:36:58,389
Long-time listener; first-time caller.
831
00:36:58,529 --> 00:37:01,359
I, I didn't expect to hear from you.
832
00:37:02,499 --> 00:37:04,399
Hope you didn't call
to request "creep."
833
00:37:04,429 --> 00:37:06,968
What about "Nothing Compares 2u?"
834
00:37:06,969 --> 00:37:09,539
- Not familiar.
- I caught you singin' it once.
835
00:37:10,669 --> 00:37:12,085
All right, caller, I'll hook you up,
836
00:37:12,109 --> 00:37:14,069
But I'm playing the
Chris Cornell version.
837
00:37:14,209 --> 00:37:16,179
- Thanks for the call.
- Wait.
838
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,239
I want some truth, too.
839
00:37:20,249 --> 00:37:22,530
I can feel myself aging.
Something on your mind, caller?
840
00:37:25,119 --> 00:37:27,649
I need you to know
that I'm not playing games.
841
00:37:29,659 --> 00:37:31,289
And I hope you aren't, either.
842
00:37:31,429 --> 00:37:33,259
I need to know...
843
00:37:34,999 --> 00:37:36,659
Do you love me?
844
00:37:36,699 --> 00:37:39,129
(SILENCE)
845
00:37:40,869 --> 00:37:42,999
Well, caller...
846
00:37:48,409 --> 00:37:50,539
I'm not sure I can do love.
847
00:37:50,609 --> 00:37:52,909
Not now.
848
00:37:53,049 --> 00:37:55,009
("NOTHING COMPARES 2U"
BY CHRIS CORNELL PLAYS)
849
00:37:55,019 --> 00:37:57,079
Not ever.
850
00:37:57,149 --> 00:38:04,158
♪♪♪
851
00:38:04,159 --> 00:38:06,059
♪♪♪
852
00:38:06,189 --> 00:38:09,159
- Why don't I do love?
- Let me tell ya.
853
00:38:10,599 --> 00:38:13,068
Love is like a semi
854
00:38:13,069 --> 00:38:15,029
doing 100 in the wrong Lane,
855
00:38:15,069 --> 00:38:17,769
and you're the blind asshole
hell-bent on playing chicken.
856
00:38:21,179 --> 00:38:23,078
It forces you to put skin in the game,
857
00:38:23,079 --> 00:38:25,579
but it is a sucker's bet.
858
00:38:28,449 --> 00:38:31,579
Love makes you do things
you never would.
859
00:38:31,589 --> 00:38:34,049
End up places you never wanted to be.
860
00:38:34,059 --> 00:38:38,459
♪♪♪
861
00:38:38,529 --> 00:38:41,459
Is it worth it, listener?
862
00:38:42,929 --> 00:38:44,129
(HEADPHONES RATTLE)
863
00:38:44,269 --> 00:38:48,839
♪♪♪
864
00:38:48,969 --> 00:38:50,969
RYAN: Hey um, before you say anything,
865
00:38:52,209 --> 00:38:54,109
I have to tell you something.
866
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,639
I screwed up! We were robbed.
867
00:38:58,649 --> 00:39:00,649
The shroom stash is gone.
868
00:39:01,779 --> 00:39:05,019
But-but that was all that we had!
869
00:39:05,089 --> 00:39:08,089
I-I already told my mom
that we were moving.
870
00:39:08,119 --> 00:39:10,559
And everything. What do I do now?
871
00:39:12,459 --> 00:39:14,429
Go out and find some guy
who crushes life,
872
00:39:14,459 --> 00:39:16,959
Raking in $40,000 a year.
Not some loser, like me.
873
00:39:19,629 --> 00:39:21,368
Is that what you want?
874
00:39:21,369 --> 00:39:24,499
♪♪♪
875
00:39:24,539 --> 00:39:26,969
You know, I... I've been out there,
876
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:30,339
trying to figure out
what I'm here for.
877
00:39:31,479 --> 00:39:33,649
What my life's about. What's my plan?
878
00:39:36,819 --> 00:39:38,249
It's not out there.
879
00:39:39,249 --> 00:39:41,249
It's right here.
880
00:39:42,319 --> 00:39:44,259
You're my plan, Crystal.
881
00:39:45,829 --> 00:39:47,529
- (GRASS RUSTLES)
- oh!
882
00:39:47,599 --> 00:39:50,459
♪♪♪
883
00:39:50,499 --> 00:39:52,659
You are not a loser.
884
00:39:52,669 --> 00:39:55,599
Okay? I don't date losers.
885
00:39:59,009 --> 00:40:00,669
And we'll just um,
886
00:40:00,709 --> 00:40:02,469
we'll just figure out some other way
887
00:40:02,479 --> 00:40:04,339
of getting the apartment, right?
888
00:40:05,609 --> 00:40:07,278
- Yeah.
- Yeah!
889
00:40:07,279 --> 00:40:09,009
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
890
00:40:09,049 --> 00:40:10,479
Yeah. (LAUGHS)
891
00:40:10,519 --> 00:40:12,319
(OSCAR'S PHONE BUZZES)
892
00:40:12,389 --> 00:40:14,489
Hey, can't really talk.
893
00:40:14,519 --> 00:40:16,759
MOIRA: I'm assuming you
didn't find anything
894
00:40:16,889 --> 00:40:18,889
and we should book you a flight back.
895
00:40:18,959 --> 00:40:21,159
No, I found something. Something big.
896
00:40:21,199 --> 00:40:23,498
(CLEARS THROAT) Just can't
really get into it right now.
897
00:40:23,499 --> 00:40:26,368
All right, paranoia Pete.
And the sister?
898
00:40:26,369 --> 00:40:28,329
Digitally challenged goat cookie?
899
00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:30,439
- Her name is Rhian.
- Her name is who cares.
900
00:40:30,569 --> 00:40:32,439
You didn't do anything
stupid, did you?
901
00:40:32,509 --> 00:40:34,039
(SCOFFS) No!
902
00:40:34,109 --> 00:40:35,769
Of course not.
903
00:40:35,779 --> 00:40:37,639
I can't talk. I'll call ya later.
904
00:40:37,709 --> 00:40:44,479
♪♪♪
905
00:40:44,619 --> 00:40:46,749
(WAVES LAP)
906
00:40:46,889 --> 00:40:53,429
♪♪♪
907
00:40:55,599 --> 00:40:57,129
(DOOR CREAKS)
908
00:40:57,199 --> 00:40:59,329
Bea, I'm headin' up to bed.
909
00:41:00,399 --> 00:41:02,939
- I'll be in soon.
- Good.
910
00:41:04,439 --> 00:41:06,209
(DOOR CLOSES)
911
00:41:09,939 --> 00:41:11,339
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)
912
00:41:15,249 --> 00:41:16,749
(GLASS CLINKS)
913
00:41:16,819 --> 00:41:18,548
You know me too well.
914
00:41:18,549 --> 00:41:21,218
Yep. Well, you've had a long day.
915
00:41:21,219 --> 00:41:23,459
- It's not over yet.
- Hmm.
916
00:41:25,029 --> 00:41:26,628
Oh, I figured out what's been goin' on
917
00:41:26,629 --> 00:41:28,889
- with the Oscar guy.
- Who?
918
00:41:28,929 --> 00:41:32,059
The guy, snoopin' around,
asking Ryan questions.
919
00:41:32,199 --> 00:41:34,169
I don't think he's
anything to worry about.
920
00:41:36,269 --> 00:41:38,469
Not for us, at least.
921
00:41:39,469 --> 00:41:41,138
Do tell!
922
00:41:41,139 --> 00:41:42,838
I think he has a crush on Rhian!
923
00:41:42,839 --> 00:41:45,239
(GASPS) Well, well.
924
00:41:45,279 --> 00:41:47,709
Oh, God knows that child
925
00:41:47,849 --> 00:41:49,979
- Needs a bit of sunshine.
- Uh huh!
926
00:41:53,149 --> 00:41:54,649
You think she did it?
927
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:56,389
It wasn't her.
928
00:41:56,459 --> 00:41:58,859
I mean, Felicia had the
wiring replaced last spring.
929
00:41:58,989 --> 00:42:01,059
Things don't just combust.
930
00:42:01,199 --> 00:42:03,458
No, they don't.
931
00:42:03,459 --> 00:42:05,329
(CRICKETS CHIRP, WAVES LAP)
932
00:42:05,469 --> 00:42:11,939
♪♪♪
933
00:42:12,009 --> 00:42:14,039
It had to be done, Sammy.
934
00:42:15,009 --> 00:42:17,409
I couldn't have Lidia pokin'
around in those journals.
935
00:42:19,609 --> 00:42:21,609
This is not her cross to bear.
936
00:42:22,879 --> 00:42:27,049
Your aunt Felicia knew
about Jill, the smuggling,
937
00:42:29,159 --> 00:42:31,759
and the deal I made with her,
to save this place.
938
00:42:33,529 --> 00:42:35,629
(SIGHS) No, you don't
have to explain anything.
939
00:42:35,759 --> 00:42:37,599
(GLASS CLINKS)
940
00:42:37,669 --> 00:42:39,499
No one got hurt.
941
00:42:39,569 --> 00:42:41,399
It's all good.
942
00:42:41,539 --> 00:42:43,498
Ah, I'm sorry.
943
00:42:43,499 --> 00:42:45,369
I didn't wanna drag you into this.
944
00:42:45,439 --> 00:42:47,709
I know. I wanna help.
945
00:42:48,979 --> 00:42:51,039
I know, Sammy.
946
00:42:51,079 --> 00:42:53,179
(SIGHS) I know.
947
00:42:57,189 --> 00:43:02,049
♪♪♪
948
00:43:02,089 --> 00:43:03,519
Good night. (LIGHT KISS)
949
00:43:03,589 --> 00:43:05,319
Goodnight.
950
00:43:05,359 --> 00:43:07,989
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDE)
951
00:43:07,999 --> 00:43:11,259
♪♪♪
952
00:43:11,269 --> 00:43:13,129
(SIGHS)
953
00:43:13,901 --> 00:43:20,408
Subtitle sync and corrections by
awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com
954
00:43:22,609 --> 00:43:29,678
♪♪♪
955
00:43:29,679 --> 00:43:36,619
♪♪♪
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