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Woman: I'm the person
who hit you. I'm so sorry.
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Previously on
"A Million Little Things"...
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Thanks so much for having us.
I'm Shanice, and this is Kiana.
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Mom, she's amazing.
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Darcy:
Eddie, this is Russ.
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Whoa. You didn't tell me
this guy's in a wheelchair.
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I may have to charge extra.
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Gary: I, uh,
can relate to the, uh...
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OCD-type tendencies.
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What would you want to say
to the man who assaulted you?
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And I think everyone should know
your name.
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It's Peter Benoit.
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Saunders: If I thought
we could get a conviction,
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it would be different.
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But I am worried about having
enough evidence in this case.
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You were pretty upset
the other day at the station.
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Next day,
this guy's in the hospital.
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Eventually,
he's gonna wake up,
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and when he does, he can tell us
himself what happened.
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And if he doesn't
wake up,
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that just makes things
a lot more complicated.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Anna:
No. When I found him there,
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I barely even recognized him.
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I mean, it was really bad.
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♪♪
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The doctors say that we won't
know anything for a while.
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But I really appreciate you
checking in on me, Mara.
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I will. Bye.
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Knock on door ]
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Mrs. Benoit?
Yes.
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Craig Saunders
with the Brookline PD?
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I'm sorry to bother you,
but I have a few more questions.
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Yes, of course.
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Thank you. Um, did you
notice anything unusual
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in the weeks leading up
to your husband's attack?
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What do you mean?
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Just trying to cover
all the bases.
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But there were no signs
of forced entry,
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which gives us
reason to believe
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that your husband
might have known his assailant.
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No, that doesn't
make any sense.
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No one that knows Peter
would want to hurt him.
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You've never heard of any
students being upset with him?
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Of course not.
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Peter is
an incredible teacher.
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I mean, his students, they --
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they love him.
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He has changed
so many lives.
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I'm sure.
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But just take a minute
and think about it for me.
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Anything
out of the ordinary?
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Um...
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I mean, I-I didn't think
anything of it at the time,
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but a few weeks ago, when I came
home late for choir practice,
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there -- there was a man
sitting in his car
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parked outside
of our house.
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Can you remember any details
about the man?
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What his car looked like?
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Uh, it was an S.U.V.
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Gray, I think.
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Dark gray.
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Oh, and he had a beard.
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If any of that is helpful.
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I think it might be.
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[ Cellphone buzzes ]
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Hey. What's up?
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Hey, pretty lady.
Whatcha doing tonight?
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Working, probably.
Let me check with my people.
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Alexa, what's on
my schedule tonight?
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Alexa:
Katherine, there's nothing
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on your schedule for tonight.
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Wow. She said that with
a little bit of judgment.
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[ Chuckles ]
That's because she doesn't know
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you're coming to Maggie's.
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We have a surprise for you.
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Gina, you know
I don't like surprises.
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Okay, okay,
I'll tell you,
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but you have to promise
to act surprised.
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We're throwing you
a divorce party.
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[ Squeals ]Divorce party.
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Is celebrating a failed marriage
really a thing?
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Honey, 12 years of marriage
is not a failure.
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That was an important
chapter of your life.
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And now that you are
starting a new one,
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we want to be there
to support you.
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And if we happen
to have some drinks
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and go out to a bar and meet
some cute men in the process,
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so be it.
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That's so thoughtful,
but really --
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Nope, not taking no
for an answer.
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Starts at 7:00.
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[ Sighs ]
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Alexa,
add to my schedule --
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"Divorce party,
7:00 P.M. tonight."
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Divorce party added
to your schedule.
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Divorce party! Whoo-whoo!
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They're having a divorce party.
That's pretty cold.
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Look, I get the excitement.
I went to one of those things.
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Hooked up with
the guest of honor
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in a Buffalo Wild Wings
storage closet.
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Luckily, she had
plenty of Wet-Naps
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to clean up my hot sau--
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Nope. No. No.
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Check swing. Self-correcting.
I'm a gentleman.
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Dude, what's gonna happen
when Ed finds out
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that Katherine's taking
a victory lap for leaving him?
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♪♪
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[ Peter grunting ]
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Get off!Gary: Shut up!
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Get off!
Get off of me!
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Help!
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Help me! Somebody!Rome: Mendez, you still there?
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I'm worried about Ed, bro.
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Yeah. Yeah, man.
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Yeah, I'm here.
Uh, it's a good point.
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I know I can't afford to send
him back to rehab, so, uh,
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we're not gonna
let him find out, okay?
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Luckily, we got the Bruins game
to distract him.
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Yes! Last game we get to watch
at your place.
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It's the end of an era.
So what I've done is,
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I've gotten us some Slim Jims,
some foot-longs,
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hot pretzels which may or
may not be from last season,
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just like the Garden.
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As long as nobody
pees in my sink.
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I believe it was you
who did that.
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Yeah, but that was before
I learned how to self-correct.
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Hockey, baby!
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Eddie:
The way she was looking at me,
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I figured it had to be
the woman who hit me.
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And it turns out she was
just a fan of my band.
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Whoa, wait.
You were in a band?
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Is that the same band
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you mention like five times
every session?
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[ Chuckles ]
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I know
she works at Halpert's.
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It's only a matter of time
before I find her.
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And when you do,
what are you gonna say?
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That she ruined my life.
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That I threw away
11 years of sobriety
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because of what she did.
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Then what?
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That my marriage imploded,
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and my poor son
has to shuttle between houses.
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I barely get to see him.
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Then what?
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Dude, what do you
want from me?
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I just want to know
what you're gonna say
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that's going to
reverse everything
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and magically get you
out of that chair.
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Believe me,
I get your anger.
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After I fell off that ladder,
oh, I was mad at everybody.
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The E.R. doctor who told me my
pain would only last a few days.
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My girlfriend for never
turning off that damn light.
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But ultimately,
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I realized I couldn't
keep living "B.C."
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"B.C."?
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Before Chair.
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You have every right
to be pissed off.
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But obsessing about it like this
is keeping you in the past.
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I mean, that and your obsession
with Axe body spray.
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Let's go, stinky.
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Time to get beat
by a quadriplegic.
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Again!
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♪♪
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[ Maggie and Sophie grunting ]
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Maggie: You get it?Uh, nope. Little higher.
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I knew I should have
asked Theo to help me.
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Oh, wow.
Short jokes, seriously?
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You clearly lived with Gary
for too long.
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Oh --
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Ooh.[ Both laugh ]
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Ah, there we go.
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[ Both sigh ]
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♪♪
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I'm surprised you
didn't ask your friend
Tennille to help you.
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From what I recall,
she's pretty tall.
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[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
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But I think
she's pretty busy
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getting ready
to go off to college.
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And you've been feeling
a little left out?
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Well, I...
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saw these IG posts
last night
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where bunch of kids
from my class
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were at this huge party.
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Maybe they just forgot
to invite me, or...
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you know, maybe they thought
it'd be difficult
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to let loose around me
after everything that happened.
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But I can still be fun
at a party.
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Yeah, of course you can.
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Which is why
you are coming with me
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to Katherine's
divorce party tonight.
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Ooh.
[ Chuckles ] That --
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I don't know. That kind of seems
like an old person thing.
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Wow.
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Okay, so I'm short
andI'm old?
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Now you're definitely
coming with me.
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I have a TikTok,
so you know.
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But you shouldn't,
so you know.
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Hey.
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I am telling your mom.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Fan whirring ]
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Darcy: You guys
are gonna have so much fun.
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Now, be good, okay?Yeah.
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What is --Whoa, there he is!
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Welcome to hockey night,
my young friend.
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Looks like a tornado
came through here.
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Yeah, a tornado
from 1995.
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I hope Hootie and his Blowfish
are okay.
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Ha! Heh. Theo's in the back
with his dad,
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speaking of relics
from the '90s.
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Go announce your presence,
with authority!
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Hello, chaos.
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Believe it or not, I have
a very organized system, okay?
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Dump. Donate.
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Definitely going to Lenox.
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Tell you what, toss that nasty
thing in that donate box,
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and I'll drop everything off
on my way across town.
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Deal.
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But only because I know
that thanks to my donation,
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someone, somewhere will soon
know the joys of the sack.
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Boom. Sacked it.
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I'd literally do anything
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to stop you from saying
the word "sack."
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No can do. Sorry.
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It's boys' night here.
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Coming up with cool names
for our junk
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is kind of our whole thing.
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Sounds fun, but not as fun
as our divorce party.
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Shh, shh. Okay.
Alright. I, uh --
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I don't know
if Ed is ready to hear
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how Katherine
got her groove back.
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Ah. I get that.
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After Steven and I separated
and I started dating again,
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he was over
grabbing the last of his stuff,
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and he found some condoms
in a drawer,
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and he was
super uncomfortable.
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Eh, more or less uncomfortable
than I am right now
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just hearing about it?
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Oh, fair enough.
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I will take care of Katherine,
and you take care of Eddie.
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And if we all survive,
I'll meet you back here tonight.
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Mm.
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♪ I wanna go dancing
all night ♪
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Okay.
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Is that centered?Um, yep.
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Okay! It's 7:00!
You know Katherine.
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She's always on time.
Quiet. Quiet. Quiet.
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Nobody's talking
except you.
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Right.
255
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[ Knock on door ][ All gasp ]
256
00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:17,878
-Ooh. Okay. Okay.
-She's here. Okay.
257
00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:20,707
Come in!
258
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,883
[ All chuckling ]
259
00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:25,059
Surprise!Surprise!
260
00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,800
Wow!
261
00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:29,585
What in the world
is going on?
262
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,935
What are you guys
all up to?
263
00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:34,329
You told her.
264
00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:35,199
-I told her.
-Gina!
265
00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:36,766
[ All sighing ]
266
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,377
I am dressed all wrong
for this, aren't I?
267
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,684
Hey, it's not your fault.
Regina should have told you
268
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:44,208
to come ready to go to the bar,
not pass the bar.
269
00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:46,558
[ Laughter ]It's fine.
I have a ton of tops
270
00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:48,996
if you want something
a little less "Rizzoli & Isles."
271
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[ Laughter ]Regina: Wow,
we roasting now?
272
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,696
I think she looks great.
273
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:56,568
And after one of my margaritas,
you will, too.
274
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That is, if you can think
at all.
275
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-Oh.
-Ooh.
276
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Ooh.
277
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,358
Yes, please.[ Chuckles ]
278
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For you.
Oh.
279
00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,667
Okay, well, this is gonna be
better than I thought.Mm-hmm.
280
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Thanks, Gina.Of course, girl!
281
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I always make
unlimited virgin margaritas
282
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for our designated driver.
283
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,631
Surprise.[ Door opens ]
284
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,328
Surprise?
Am I too late?
285
00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:21,681
Shanice! No one told me
you were gonna come.
286
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:24,292
I have been locked in a hotel
room with an 11-year-old
287
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,772
every night for
two weeks straight.
288
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,556
There's no way
I was missing this.
289
00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:30,994
[ Laughter ]
290
00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:32,604
Uh, you know what, Maggie?
291
00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:35,912
I think maybe I should get into
something a little more fun.
292
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:38,219
[ Gasps ] Yes.Yes, right this way.
293
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,351
Are we doing cleavage
or backless?
294
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:42,223
I'll get my boob tape.[ Laughter ]
295
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,529
Bob: Up next,
your Bruins face off against
296
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the Pittsburgh Penguins.Eddie:
Whoo! Here we go. Here we go!
297
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,708
Okay, I'd like to propose
a toast, gentlemen.
298
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,710
Tonight, we initiate
two new members
299
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,494
into our brotherhood
of Bruins fans...
300
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:55,105
Hear, hear!...which started 12 years ago
301
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,890
with our friend Jon.
302
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,413
Mm.
303
00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:00,632
And as we say goodbye
to this fine venue --
304
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,765
Hello from Boston.Nope, down in front.
305
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,158
Alright, let's go, B's!Here we go.
306
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,376
Yeah,
I can drink to that!
307
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,900
Alright, fellas, come on.
308
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,597
Root beers up.
309
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,513
Hey. Hey, there, Theo.
310
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,080
Phone down, root beer up.
311
00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,124
-Sorry.
-Come on, kid.
312
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,604
He was just
texting Kiana.
313
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:18,128
Ooh. Who is Kiana?
314
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,739
Oh, wait, wait,
Shanice's daughter?
315
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,045
Wait a minute, does my little
man have his first crush?
316
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,786
No. I-I-I don't.
317
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,701
Alright, so,
it's Theo and Kiana?
318
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:29,052
That means we got
"Thiana" or "Kio."
319
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,880
Kio.Oh, you sound like
a cute, little car.
320
00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,229
Stop it![ Men chuckle ]
321
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:33,840
T, it's okay,
we've all been there.
322
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,058
We know what it's like.Yeah.
323
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,494
I don't want
to talk about it!
324
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:37,539
Oh, come on.
325
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:40,455
T, come on!
326
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:41,935
Rome:
Hey, Theo, come back.
327
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:44,938
Bob: You don't pay
unless they get you paid.
328
00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:47,331
[ Speaking indistinctly ]Alright, okay.
329
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:50,117
Still three of us.
That's not bad.
330
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,249
Whoa, you ain't got
no Bruins gear, bro?
331
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:55,165
Kiddo,
you got to represent!
332
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,514
Put that on, bro.
333
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,038
[ Gasps ] Ooh.[ Gary sighs ]
334
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,215
I'm gonna take it.Yeah.
335
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,607
Got it. There it is.
336
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,174
And why don't you just
go wash your hands?
337
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,307
Yeah. Thank you.
338
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,482
You'll be all right.
339
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,702
What did I do?
340
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:11,834
He gonna be okay?
341
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,750
He's kind of got
a thing with germs.
342
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,317
But come on, dude.
No one wants to wear
343
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,972
your nasty, old sweatshirt.
344
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,800
You got over a decade of B.O.
baked into that thing.
345
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,280
Come on, bro,
you should talk, man.
346
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:25,021
That hat you wear?
Shoot.
347
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,894
The sweat stains have
sweat stains. [ Chuckles ]
348
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:30,853
I can't believe I was about to
watch a game
349
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,246
without my lucky hat.
350
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,334
Man, where you going?
351
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,727
No, I-I had it on earlier.
352
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,729
Mendez, get back here!Eh.
353
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,819
You about to miss the opening
face-off, bro. You --
354
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,908
[ Muttering ]
Maybe it's in my room.
355
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,300
[ Stadium horn sounds ]
356
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,215
Bob: ...tension that is
in the air tonight.
357
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,695
Brotherhood of one.
358
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:49,089
Can you feel the energy?!
359
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,787
[ Indistinct conversations,
telephone rings in distance ]
360
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,834
[ Classical piano
music playing ]
361
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,445
You know what, honey?
I'm a little tired of Chopin.
362
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:58,750
Why don't we switch it up?
363
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,056
[ Cellphone chimes ]
364
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,362
[ Music stops ]
365
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,367
What is this?
366
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,111
Maggie: To the listeners
of "Living Bloom,"
367
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,504
tonight's podcast includes
explicit details
368
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,811
of a real-life sexual assault.
369
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,118
Some of what you're about
to hear could be upsetting.
370
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,597
Listener discretion is advised.
371
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:26,474
So if I haven't done it,
I drink?
372
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:28,606
Oh, no, no, no.
You drink if you havedone it.
373
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:29,999
♪ Burning through these bottles
like you wouldn't believe ♪
374
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,261
Or so I'm told.
375
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,741
Wow. Good save.
376
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:35,352
Alright. Darcy,
you're up first.
377
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,702
Never have I ever...
378
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:38,921
smoked pot.
379
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,444
-Ah, yeah.
-I've done that.
380
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,490
Alright, this
feels like a trap.
381
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:43,839
Nope.
382
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,406
You are an adult
in the eyes of the law.
383
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:48,278
There's no judgment here.
384
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,453
♪ But lately,
it's been hard to love you ♪
385
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:52,239
Sophie Abigail Dixon!Wha--
386
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,457
I'm just
messing with you, girl.
387
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,677
[ Laughter ]
388
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,331
Okay, but, Katherine,
how is it
389
00:14:57,374 --> 00:15:00,464
that you were married to
a rock star and never tried pot?
390
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:03,859
I was always too worried
about failing a drug test.
391
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,862
Oh, in case you were
at one of Eddie's concerts
392
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:07,950
and they needed
to quickly appoint you
393
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:08,951
Supreme Court justice?
394
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,605
[ Laughter ]
395
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,999
Okay, fine.
396
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,435
My turn.
397
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:17,699
Never have I ever...
398
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,222
dated Gary.
399
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,311
-Hmm.
-[ Chuckles ]
400
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,399
-Okay.
-Oh, fine.
401
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,053
-[ Scoffs ]
-Okay.
402
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,794
-[ Chuckles ]
-Hold up.
403
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,317
You all dated the same guy?
404
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,537
-Mm-hmm.
-Mnh-mnh.
405
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,235
I only had
one date with him.Mm.
406
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,976
But I see
how we playing this now.
407
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,804
[ Laughter ]
408
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,849
Never have I ever
kissed a girl.
409
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:40,504
Oh, I told you that
in confidence.
410
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:41,723
[ Laughing ] No,
411
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,073
you told
the entire karaoke bar
412
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,162
before you sang
"I Kissed a Girl."
413
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,208
[ Laughter ]Yeah, and then I told
414
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,427
all 50 of you
not to tell anyone.
415
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:51,689
[ Laughter ]
416
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,083
Come on, Shanice.
Drink up.
417
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:55,389
What?
418
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:58,000
You kissed
Jennifer Aniston.
419
00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,089
In that movie.
You know, in the funeral scene?
420
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,308
-Oh.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
421
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,136
Right up against
the casket.
422
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,659
Busted!
423
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:07,009
[ Laughter ]Wow.
424
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,098
Eddie:
I'm really sorry, T.
425
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:11,796
I got a little carried away
out there.
426
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,016
Huh? Why didn't you tell me
about Kiana?
427
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,496
It's embarrassing.
428
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,715
I get it.
I felt the same way
429
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,457
about Carolyn Blasiole.
430
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,198
We were in the 6th grade.
431
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:25,245
We were about to go on our
class trip to Washington, D.C.
432
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,334
I was gonna make my big move
at the Lincoln Memorial.
433
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,989
As one does.
434
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,034
But before we went,
435
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:36,125
I made the mistake
of telling my dad about it.
436
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,258
He started singing
this terrible song.
437
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,608
"Eddie and Carolyn,
sittin' in a tree."
438
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,088
[ Chuckles ]
439
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:45,047
Point is, by the time
we got to the Lincoln Memorial,
440
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,657
I chickened out.
441
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:49,356
Carolyn ended up
with Kevin Cramer,
442
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,097
sittin' in a tree.
443
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,316
K-I-S-S-I-N-G?
444
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,014
'Fraid so.
445
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:58,626
And I never told my dad
about a crush I had ever again.
446
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,106
And I don't
want that for us.
447
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,806
I want to tell her
I like her,
448
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:08,157
but I'm really nervous,
because I have to do it tonight.
449
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:10,942
Why tonight?
450
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,989
She's going back to L.A.
tomorrow to visit her dad,
451
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,947
and I might never
see her again.
452
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:19,168
Oh, man. Okay, yeah.
You have to do something.
453
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:21,301
And you are in luck,
454
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:22,867
'cause you happen to have
a great wingman
455
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,261
who knows
exactly what to do.
456
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:28,656
It is called
the grand gesture.
457
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,353
I'm listening.
458
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,921
Okay.
Top you off?
459
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,096
Yes, please.
460
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,055
Gotta enjoy this buzz
while I can.
461
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,839
Yes, you do, lady.
462
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,102
You doing
one of those fancy cleanses?
463
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,148
I did one of those
for like 90 minutes once.
464
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,453
Felt great.
[ Chuckles ]
465
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,803
Oh, no. I, um...
466
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:47,805
Uh, once we get settled
in Lenox,
467
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:50,634
Gary and I are gonna
start trying...
468
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:53,985
You know.Oh. Oh, yeah. Wow. Sure.
469
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,118
Oh, that's
so great, Darcy.
470
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,859
Thank you.
Yeah.
471
00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:00,470
Ah, shoot.
We are actually all out of ice.
472
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,472
Uh, Maggie, can you
go on an ice run with me?
473
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:04,126
Yes! Yes, I can.
474
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,607
I am all about the ice.
Even froze my eggs.
475
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,174
I'm kidding.
I mean, I did do that.
476
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,871
Should we go?
Yes.
477
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:13,788
♪♪
478
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,703
Bob: So, the first period ends
with the score
479
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:18,532
Penguins, 1,
Bruins, nothing.
480
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:21,578
Greg: Again, it comes back
to what we talked about...Sorry I freaked out before.
481
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,538
Oh, that? Nah.
That was nothing.
482
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,540
But you will see
a full Category 5 freak-out
483
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,976
if we don't find my hat.
484
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,239
Well, it's not in
any of these boxes.
485
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,502
Would you, uh --
486
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:33,851
Would you mind
checking my bedroom again?
487
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,940
Sure.
488
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,638
Uh, except the top shelf
in the closet!
489
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,379
There's nothing
to see there.
490
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,469
Especially not in the box
labeled "Taxes."
491
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,862
Okay. 1-nothing at the end
of the first period.
492
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,168
Not that anyone cares.
493
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,344
Sorry, man.
Young love takes precedence.
494
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,912
Oh, Uncle Rome, did you ever
make a grand gesture
495
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:52,218
to impress a girl?
496
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,698
Yeah. Yeah.
One time in high school,
497
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,918
for this girl
named Dana Lohman.
498
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,441
She had a thing for rappers.
[ Chuckles ]
499
00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,182
So you wrote a rap
for her?
500
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,923
[ Chuckling ]
No. No.
501
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:04,317
I became Atomic Rom,
502
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,362
complete with a velour
Adidas track suit.
503
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,582
ThenI wrote
a rap for her.
504
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:11,280
See, the key is, you got to play
into your strengths, right?
505
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,282
So, like,
what are you good at?
506
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:15,589
Aside from looking so fly.
507
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,460
Well, when we went
to the protest,
508
00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:19,462
everyone seemed to
like my posters.
509
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,856
Great idea.
Put it in print.
510
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:23,684
I'm gonna go get
my art supplies.
511
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,207
Bob:
Halftime with Penguins 1...
512
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,470
Posters, huh?
513
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,211
I guess that's better
than a rap.
514
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,170
Or a clap with a snap.
515
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:33,346
[ Rapping ] ♪ Or better yet,
a dap, can I get a what-what? ♪
516
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,826
♪ Dana Lohman in the house,
sayin', "Rap to me, Rome ♪
517
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,307
♪ Rap-rap to me, Rome"
518
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,048
I don't like you.[ Laughs ]
519
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,658
But sadly, that was better
than the one I did for Dana,
520
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,356
who laughed in my face.
521
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,445
What if the same thing
happens to Theo?
522
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,490
Now, that's a good point,
Atomic Rom.
523
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:50,363
What if the grand gesture
doesn't land?
524
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,321
We're looking at, what,
Theo being emo
525
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,976
for the next seven years,
listening to Morrissey,
526
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,717
shopping exclusively
at Hot Topic?
527
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,545
I mean, is that really
worth it, Ed?
528
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,590
Actually, it is.
529
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,810
Somehow, Theo still
believes in love,
530
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:05,291
even after watching
Katherine and me split.
531
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,989
That's why I gotta help him.
532
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:09,904
[ Cellphone clicking ]What are you doing?
533
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,427
Calling Katherine
to see if she can give me
534
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,212
Kiana's hotel
and room number.
535
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:16,040
Nah, man. You don't --
You don't want to do that.
536
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,868
Why not?Katherine's busy tonight.
537
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,218
Yeah, Katherine
works every night.
538
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,698
That doesn't mean
she can't pick up the phone.
539
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,309
Katherine's not
working tonight, Ed.
540
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,441
Chance for a penalty shot.
541
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,269
Guys,
what -- what's going on?
542
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,488
[ Crowd cheering ]
543
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:32,840
[ Sirens wailing in distance ]
544
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:35,625
Hey. Thank you
for getting me out of there.
545
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:39,194
You're really good at this
"being there for people" stuff.
546
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,283
Yeah, well,
I learned from the best.
547
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,676
Aww.
Gary.
548
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,808
[ Chuckles ]
Dang, girl.
549
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:46,506
[ Chuckles ]
550
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,377
Blame
the virgin margaritas.
551
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:51,685
Oh, my God.
552
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:54,165
Huh? What is it?
553
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:56,690
That's Peter's wife.
554
00:20:56,733 --> 00:21:04,567
♪♪
555
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:11,879
Uh, Anna.
556
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:14,577
Hi. I, uh...
557
00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:17,798
I heard about
what happened with Peter.
558
00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:19,539
And I'm...
559
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:22,759
s-sorry for
what you're going through.
560
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:24,370
Are you?
561
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:26,589
How dare you
lie about my husband
562
00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:28,112
when he's in a coma
563
00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:31,202
and can't even
defend himself.
564
00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:33,204
[ Shakily ]
I wasn't lying.
565
00:21:33,248 --> 00:21:34,597
He's a good man.
566
00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,382
And all he ever did
was try to help you.
567
00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:38,297
And that's
how you thank him?
568
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,689
By trying to ruin him?
569
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:42,257
You're lucky
that I don't sue you
570
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,651
for what you said.Hey, okay. Come on.
571
00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:46,392
But did you even
listen to it?
572
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,307
Oh, I listened to enough.
573
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:51,179
I didn't need to hear
any more lies.
574
00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:52,963
I know my husband.
575
00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:56,097
And he would never
do anything like that --
576
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,968
Yeah, but he did.
577
00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:02,103
Your husband groomed me,
gained my trust, just --
578
00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:03,887
God, I mean,
just so he could get off.
579
00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:05,541
[ Sighs ]Putting that podcast out there
580
00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:07,108
and knowing
that my family and friends
581
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:09,066
were all going to hear it
was one of the hardest things
582
00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:10,938
I've ever had to do.
583
00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:12,331
But I did it.
584
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:14,115
Because it's the truth.
585
00:22:14,158 --> 00:22:19,773
♪♪
586
00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:22,297
You okay, man?I mean, just found out
587
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,517
my ex-wife is celebrating
her independence from me
588
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,693
like it's the Fourth of July.
What do you think?
589
00:22:26,736 --> 00:22:28,738
I think I've got some sparklers
around here somewhere,
590
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,827
if that'll help.You know what the worst part
about it is?
591
00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:33,526
It's that my best friends
592
00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:36,006
didn't think I could handle
hearing about it.
593
00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:39,183
Am -- Am I really
that pathetic?
594
00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:40,707
Not now.
595
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:45,059
Ed.
You are not pathetic.
596
00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:46,887
We're your boys.
We're just looking out for you.
597
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:48,932
You absolutely should.
598
00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:51,631
I mean, I...
599
00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:53,633
need someone
to give me a place to live.
600
00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:56,113
I need someone
to pay for my rehab.
601
00:22:56,157 --> 00:22:57,941
I need you guys
602
00:22:57,985 --> 00:23:00,379
to spend your hockey nights
drinking root beer.
603
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,555
Yeah. I noticed that.
604
00:23:04,731 --> 00:23:07,429
Dad, we got a problem!
605
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:08,648
I'm all out of glitter.
606
00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:10,737
Well, then,
607
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:12,391
we better
get to the store.
608
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:13,740
Theo: Really?Oh, yeah.
609
00:23:13,783 --> 00:23:16,699
Great! Let's go.
610
00:23:16,743 --> 00:23:18,135
Do you want us
to come with you?
611
00:23:18,179 --> 00:23:19,615
The thing is, I don't.
612
00:23:19,659 --> 00:23:21,400
[ Man speaking
indistinctly on TV ]
613
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,274
Oh, no. Craft World
closes in five minutes.
614
00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:27,536
What are we gonna do?
615
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,582
It's okay. We're not
going to Craft World.
616
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,801
We're going to Halpert's.
617
00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:33,716
[ Laughter ] ♪ Sipping sangria, sangria
618
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,326
-Mm-hmm.
-What?
619
00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:38,329
Shanice, did you have a divorce
party after your split?
620
00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:39,940
-Right?
-No.
621
00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:41,681
But I did take my friends
to Cabo for a week
622
00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:44,553
to celebrate
my massive weight loss.
623
00:23:44,597 --> 00:23:47,904
210 pounds that forgot
our anniversary twice.
624
00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:49,340
Ah. You know --
625
00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:53,475
Hardest thing I've ever done,
but so worth it.
626
00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:55,564
The best thing to do
is just rip the Band-Aid off
627
00:23:55,608 --> 00:23:57,087
and get right back out there.
628
00:23:57,131 --> 00:23:58,698
I -- Maybe --
Maybe you're right.
629
00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:02,658
I mean [Chuckles]
I am on this app that --
630
00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:05,269
Wait, what?Yeah, Carter put me on it.
631
00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:08,403
You have like
a million likes on this thing.
632
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,840
Let's see what people are saying
about Katherine S.
633
00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:12,059
[ Laughter ]Yeah.
634
00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:14,148
Okay, maybe not -- No, no.
Not right now.
635
00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:16,193
Wait, wait, wait. What we should
do is just go ahead and invite
636
00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:17,543
one of these 50 guys
to meet us at the bar.
637
00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:18,935
Mm-hmm. That's a great idea.Right?
638
00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:20,197
Yes.I really don't --
639
00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:22,112
That's a cutie, right there.Right? Not bad.
640
00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:23,549
Yeah.Okay, she should say,
641
00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:25,246
"I'm gonna make a complaint
to Spotify,
642
00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:27,291
because, clearly, you've
been robbed of the title
643
00:24:27,335 --> 00:24:29,206
Hottest Single."[ Laughs ]
644
00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:30,817
Guys --That's so fun. That's fun.
645
00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:33,080
She should say, "I'm learning
important dates in history.
646
00:24:33,123 --> 00:24:34,168
Want to be one of them?"
647
00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:35,256
Good one!No! Okay? Just stop.
648
00:24:35,299 --> 00:24:36,562
Just -- Just...
649
00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:38,607
stop.
650
00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:41,436
♪ We live different round here,
sipping sangria ♪
651
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,743
♪ Sangria, the way
652
00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:46,572
Bob: Bruins and the Pens
tied at 2.
653
00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:48,617
Come on, boys.
You got this.
654
00:24:48,661 --> 00:24:50,663
Greg: ...highs and lows
from the Bruins.
655
00:24:50,706 --> 00:24:53,361
Passing was crisp,
and that slapshot from Andre?
656
00:24:53,404 --> 00:24:54,797
Wow. Look out.
657
00:24:54,841 --> 00:24:58,279
Bruh, can you let it go?
658
00:24:58,322 --> 00:24:59,802
This our last time
to watch the Bruins
659
00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:01,456
before you move,
so why don't you come over here
660
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,153
and sit down, watch the game
with your friend,
661
00:25:03,197 --> 00:25:04,415
and forget about
your stupid hat?
662
00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:05,982
It doesn't bring you luck.
663
00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:07,549
Doesn't even
look good on you.
664
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:08,724
It's not just the hat.
665
00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:13,163
It's that Jon
gave me the hat.
666
00:25:13,207 --> 00:25:15,339
When I was
going through chemo,
667
00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:16,602
after I had lost my hair,
668
00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:20,083
and these very, very sexy brows
were gone.
669
00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:25,436
He was just trying to make me
feel comfortable, you know?
670
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,568
Said if I was going to go,
671
00:25:26,612 --> 00:25:30,006
I was going to go
in a Bruins hat.
672
00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:32,705
"At least God will know
that you have good taste."
673
00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:36,970
I know it's not logical.
I just --
674
00:25:37,013 --> 00:25:38,841
I get this thought stuck
in my head sometimes
675
00:25:38,885 --> 00:25:40,103
that the only reason
I'm still here
676
00:25:40,147 --> 00:25:42,366
is because of
that stupid hat.
677
00:25:42,410 --> 00:25:44,281
Bob: Third period
is about to start.
678
00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:46,283
Okay. Alright. Down to center ice.
679
00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:49,635
Let's find your ugly hat.
680
00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:50,679
Where have you looked?
681
00:25:50,723 --> 00:25:52,638
Everywhere, literally.
682
00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:55,249
Including the box
labeled "Taxes."
683
00:25:55,292 --> 00:25:56,598
I should just
throw that stuff out
684
00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:57,991
or get a working
DVD player.
685
00:25:58,034 --> 00:26:00,123
Look, it's got to be here
somewhere, right?
686
00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:01,995
Couldn't just
up and walk out of your house.
687
00:26:02,038 --> 00:26:03,605
I'm telling you, dude,
688
00:26:03,649 --> 00:26:06,913
nothing has
left this place today.
689
00:26:06,956 --> 00:26:10,046
Except that box of stuff
Darcy took to donate.
690
00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:12,962
♪♪
691
00:26:13,006 --> 00:26:15,486
Hey, yo, Liam! Grab
a jerky stick and hit the head.
692
00:26:15,530 --> 00:26:17,010
Boys' night's
going on the road.
693
00:26:17,053 --> 00:26:19,229
I got the sticks!
694
00:26:19,273 --> 00:26:20,840
Let's go!
695
00:26:20,883 --> 00:26:22,668
♪♪
696
00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:24,757
[ Clears throat ]
697
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,497
♪ Don't pray to God,
I pray to you ♪
698
00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:28,935
I come in peace.
699
00:26:28,978 --> 00:26:30,719
With drink.
700
00:26:30,763 --> 00:26:32,373
[ Door shuts ]
701
00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:34,723
[ Muffled music
continues playing ]
702
00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:36,638
You want to talk about --
703
00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:37,900
Me being
an insane person?
704
00:26:37,944 --> 00:26:40,729
You are not insane.
705
00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:44,472
You're just...divorced.
706
00:26:44,515 --> 00:26:45,995
Welcome to the club.
707
00:26:46,039 --> 00:26:48,345
[ Sighs ]
708
00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:51,131
It's all the -- it's all
the shoulds, you know?
709
00:26:51,174 --> 00:26:52,698
You shouldhave
a divorce party.
710
00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:55,744
You should be ready
to date again.
711
00:26:55,788 --> 00:27:00,270
I've been playing that game
my entire life.
712
00:27:00,314 --> 00:27:01,358
You know,
starting with my parents --
713
00:27:01,402 --> 00:27:02,882
You should get
perfect grades.
714
00:27:02,925 --> 00:27:06,102
You should go to
the best college.
715
00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:10,411
I swear, I want to tear
that word out of the dictionary.
716
00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:12,369
Believe me, I get it.
717
00:27:14,023 --> 00:27:15,982
Can I, um --
718
00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,897
Can I ask you something?
719
00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:20,639
Sure.
720
00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:22,945
How long
after your divorce
721
00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:26,253
until you were ready
to go out with a guy again?
722
00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:33,390
Three months.
723
00:27:33,434 --> 00:27:38,178
But you are allowed to do things
at your own pace.
724
00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:40,615
You are the only one
who'll know when you are ready.
725
00:27:43,226 --> 00:27:44,184
Thank you.
726
00:27:47,187 --> 00:27:48,928
Hurry up, Dad.
They close in 10 minutes.
727
00:27:51,017 --> 00:27:52,801
Whoa.
This place is huge.
728
00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:55,586
[ Indistinct conversations ]
729
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:56,979
How about we split up?
730
00:27:57,023 --> 00:27:58,285
Great idea.
731
00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:09,557
♪♪
732
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,211
Woman: [ Over P.A. ]
Attention, Halpert's shoppers.
733
00:28:11,254 --> 00:28:12,734
The store will be closing soon.
734
00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:14,954
Please bring your items
to the register.
735
00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:22,962
♪♪
736
00:28:23,005 --> 00:28:30,752
♪♪
737
00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:38,499
♪♪
738
00:28:38,542 --> 00:28:40,457
I want to
ask you something.
739
00:28:40,501 --> 00:28:43,809
♪♪
740
00:28:43,852 --> 00:28:46,072
Dad, did you find it?
741
00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:52,469
♪♪
742
00:28:52,513 --> 00:28:58,824
♪♪
743
00:28:58,867 --> 00:29:01,000
What aisle
for the glitter?
744
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,959
Um...
745
00:29:04,003 --> 00:29:06,527
Aisle 7.
746
00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:08,485
It's next to the glue.
747
00:29:08,529 --> 00:29:11,967
♪♪
748
00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:13,882
Let's go.
749
00:29:13,926 --> 00:29:21,585
♪♪
750
00:29:26,242 --> 00:29:28,810
Okay, I texted Gina
751
00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:32,640
and told them
to keep going without us.
752
00:29:32,683 --> 00:29:34,033
[ Gasps ]
753
00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:35,077
Yes.
Yeah.
754
00:29:35,121 --> 00:29:36,818
[ Chuckles ]
755
00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:38,864
[ Sighs ] Well,
756
00:29:38,907 --> 00:29:40,735
I guess my friends
were right.
757
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,998
I really can't
have fun at a party.
758
00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:47,568
Yeah, I just --
I-I keep trying
759
00:29:47,611 --> 00:29:49,309
to move past
everything to do with Peter,
760
00:29:49,352 --> 00:29:52,268
and it somehow keeps
catching up to me again.
761
00:29:52,312 --> 00:29:56,925
I just -- I feel like
I can't escape it, and...
762
00:29:56,969 --> 00:29:58,666
it sucks.
763
00:30:01,016 --> 00:30:02,496
Getting over
something like this
764
00:30:02,539 --> 00:30:04,150
is never gonna be
a straight line.
765
00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:06,979
It's gonna ebb and flow.
766
00:30:07,022 --> 00:30:08,937
But you will be okay.
767
00:30:08,981 --> 00:30:11,635
I promise.
768
00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:13,420
Thanks.
Mm-hmm.
769
00:30:15,204 --> 00:30:16,684
Alright.
770
00:30:16,727 --> 00:30:19,905
Never have I ever...
771
00:30:19,948 --> 00:30:22,298
run into the wife
of the man who assaulted me
772
00:30:22,342 --> 00:30:26,476
in front of a convenience store
while on an ice run.
773
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,175
[ Sighs ] Um...
Hmm.
774
00:30:29,218 --> 00:30:32,526
Uh, never have I ever...
775
00:30:32,569 --> 00:30:34,310
pretended to be happy
776
00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:37,052
for my ex-boyfriend's
new girlfriend when she tells me
777
00:30:37,096 --> 00:30:41,143
she's going to start trying
to get pregnant very, very soon.
778
00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:43,842
Maybe even trying right now.
779
00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:46,235
Hmm.
780
00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:47,802
Oh, my lie felt bigger.
781
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:50,457
[ Both laugh ]
782
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:53,068
Okay.
Never have I ever
783
00:30:53,112 --> 00:30:55,505
said thank you.
784
00:30:55,549 --> 00:30:57,551
To you.
785
00:30:57,594 --> 00:30:59,031
For never questioning
what happened to me
786
00:30:59,074 --> 00:31:02,121
from the first moment
I told you.
787
00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:04,297
Very lucky to have you
in my life.
788
00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:08,257
♪♪
789
00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:09,780
Cheers.
Cheers.
790
00:31:11,130 --> 00:31:12,392
Bro, where you taking us?Right here. Right here.
791
00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:14,742
This is where Darcy said
she dropped my stuff.
792
00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:17,919
No. No! No!
793
00:31:17,963 --> 00:31:19,573
Damn.
794
00:31:19,616 --> 00:31:21,227
Okay, okay.
We'll just come back tomorrow.
795
00:31:21,270 --> 00:31:22,619
What if it's
not here tomorrow?
796
00:31:22,663 --> 00:31:24,621
Oh, right. I forgot
797
00:31:24,665 --> 00:31:26,406
about the hordes of people
who go Dumpster-diving
798
00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:28,887
for moldy Bruins hats
at 3:00 in the morning.
799
00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:30,584
Now is not the time
for negativity, Rome.
800
00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:32,412
You are the king
of negativity!
801
00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:34,022
No, I am
the king of sarcasm.
802
00:31:34,066 --> 00:31:36,633
It is that subtle difference
that wins over the hearts --
803
00:31:36,677 --> 00:31:38,809
Whoa, whoa! Kid,
you don't want to go in there.
804
00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:40,986
I mean, you thought
Rome's jersey was bad --
805
00:31:41,029 --> 00:31:42,988
I need to get your hat.Oh, this is ridiculous.
806
00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:45,120
I'm going in there.
Yep. Okay.
807
00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:47,079
What are you doing?
808
00:31:47,122 --> 00:31:48,602
Gary: Ah, dude!Dude, give me a boost.
809
00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:50,082
Give me a boost, please.I'm not --
810
00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,953
Ow. Okay, I'm losing my grip.Liam, seriously, man!
811
00:31:51,997 --> 00:31:53,433
Ooh!Let's get out of here
812
00:31:53,476 --> 00:31:55,261
before Spider-Man
breaks a hip, okay?Ow.
813
00:31:55,304 --> 00:31:56,958
We'll come back tomorrow.
814
00:31:57,002 --> 00:31:58,525
No. No, I want to try.
815
00:31:58,568 --> 00:32:00,222
It's okay.
816
00:32:03,095 --> 00:32:04,183
Are you sure?
817
00:32:04,226 --> 00:32:05,575
[ Grunts ] Yeah.
818
00:32:05,619 --> 00:32:07,099
[ Door thumps ]
819
00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:09,405
You always got my back.
820
00:32:09,449 --> 00:32:11,320
Now I've got yours.
821
00:32:11,364 --> 00:32:15,063
♪♪
822
00:32:15,107 --> 00:32:17,544
Care...ful.
823
00:32:17,587 --> 00:32:24,203
♪♪
824
00:32:24,246 --> 00:32:26,074
It says
no mattresses, no TVs.
825
00:32:26,118 --> 00:32:28,381
Doesn't say anything
about donating children.
826
00:32:28,424 --> 00:32:35,605
♪♪
827
00:32:35,649 --> 00:32:38,130
Um, honey,
we're so sorry.
828
00:32:38,173 --> 00:32:41,133
Yeah, you -- you kept trying
to tell us and we didn't listen.
829
00:32:41,176 --> 00:32:45,615
No, I'm the one who's sorry
for snapping like that.
830
00:32:45,659 --> 00:32:48,270
I love you guys
for planning all this.
831
00:32:48,314 --> 00:32:49,968
And you areright.
832
00:32:50,011 --> 00:32:53,623
I do need to celebrate
this new chapter.
833
00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:57,627
But I need to do it
in the way that I want to,
834
00:32:57,671 --> 00:32:59,890
not the way that other people
think I should,
835
00:32:59,934 --> 00:33:03,677
even if those people
are my best friends.
836
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,593
Whatever you want
sounds perfect to us.
837
00:33:06,636 --> 00:33:10,379
Well, I thought about that,
and what I want to do
838
00:33:10,423 --> 00:33:12,947
is kick your butts
at Flip Cup.
839
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:15,080
[ Laughs ]
Well, I'm game.
840
00:33:15,123 --> 00:33:17,386
A little scared, but game.[ Giggling ]
841
00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:18,648
I'll get the cups.
842
00:33:18,692 --> 00:33:19,780
[ Rattling ]
843
00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:22,826
Hey, kid,
how you doing in there?
844
00:33:22,870 --> 00:33:24,263
Liam?
845
00:33:24,306 --> 00:33:25,699
Liam: I found the box!
846
00:33:25,742 --> 00:33:27,788
You did?Yeah, but...
847
00:33:29,181 --> 00:33:30,747
it's not in here.
848
00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:32,010
What?
849
00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:33,359
Your hat,
i-it's not in the box.
850
00:33:33,402 --> 00:33:36,318
I-I took everything out.
851
00:33:36,362 --> 00:33:38,016
[ Sighs ]
I'm really sorry.
852
00:33:40,409 --> 00:33:41,758
No, no, don't be sorry.
853
00:33:41,802 --> 00:33:43,586
Are you kidding me?
That was amazing.
854
00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:45,675
Besides, it's just a --
It's a stupid, old hat.
855
00:33:45,719 --> 00:33:48,678
[ Strained chuckle ]
856
00:33:48,722 --> 00:33:50,985
Maybe I...
857
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:54,206
just have to face the fact
that things are changing.
858
00:33:54,249 --> 00:33:55,468
Maybe we all do, man.
859
00:33:57,339 --> 00:33:59,950
Liam:
[ Sighs ] I'm sorry.
860
00:33:59,994 --> 00:34:04,042
No, no, no. I got something
way better than a hat tonight.
861
00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:07,697
I got a kid willing to set aside
his own fears
862
00:34:07,741 --> 00:34:09,786
so that he could be there for me
no matter what.
863
00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:13,442
I love you, little man.
864
00:34:13,486 --> 00:34:15,053
♪♪
865
00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:16,532
Bring it in.
866
00:34:16,576 --> 00:34:20,449
♪♪
867
00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:23,670
You know, I did get one thing
when I was in that Dumpster.
868
00:34:23,713 --> 00:34:25,628
Hepatitis?
869
00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:26,977
[ Gasps ]
870
00:34:27,021 --> 00:34:28,414
The sack.
871
00:34:28,457 --> 00:34:31,156
The sack is back.Oh, man.
872
00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:33,854
The sack is back.
873
00:34:33,897 --> 00:34:35,116
Stop saying "sack."Liam, am I wrong,
874
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,204
or is the sack back?
875
00:34:36,248 --> 00:34:37,988
The sack is back.Ha, ha, ha!
876
00:34:38,032 --> 00:34:40,687
♪♪
877
00:34:40,730 --> 00:34:42,863
So, let me
get this straight.
878
00:34:42,906 --> 00:34:44,734
Your friends
are leaving in an Uber,
879
00:34:44,778 --> 00:34:47,172
and you're doing the dishes
at someone else's house?
880
00:34:47,215 --> 00:34:49,087
Thought you weren't doing
"shoulds" anymore.
881
00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:50,610
I'm not.
882
00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:52,525
Doing dishes is my jam.
883
00:34:52,568 --> 00:34:56,529
An overly competitive,
dish-washing, Flip Cup champion?
884
00:34:56,572 --> 00:34:58,966
[ Chuckles ]You have many layers.
885
00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:03,710
Hey, thanks for
listening to me earlier.
886
00:35:03,753 --> 00:35:05,451
It really helps
to talk to someone
887
00:35:05,494 --> 00:35:07,540
who's been through
the same thing.
888
00:35:09,933 --> 00:35:12,719
I wasn't totally honest
with you before.
889
00:35:15,069 --> 00:35:19,117
It wasn't a guy that I dated
right after my divorce.
890
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,728
It was a woman.
891
00:35:21,771 --> 00:35:24,296
I don't share that
with everyone,
892
00:35:24,339 --> 00:35:26,559
which is why I didn't drink
during "Never Have I Ever."
893
00:35:28,343 --> 00:35:30,476
But I feel like
I can trust you.
894
00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:32,652
Of course you can.
895
00:35:34,436 --> 00:35:37,439
Do you keep it a secret
because of your career?
896
00:35:37,483 --> 00:35:39,049
Partly.
897
00:35:39,093 --> 00:35:42,227
But the truth
is way less exciting.
898
00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:45,273
It's my parents.
899
00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:47,580
They would not understand,
900
00:35:47,623 --> 00:35:49,843
and they're at
that stage of life
901
00:35:49,886 --> 00:35:53,194
where it just isn't
worth messing with.
902
00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:55,414
Oh, are you kidding me? I mean,
my mom doesn't even like it
903
00:35:55,457 --> 00:35:56,763
when I wear pants.
904
00:35:56,806 --> 00:35:58,634
[ Both chuckle ]
905
00:35:58,678 --> 00:36:00,114
[ Laughs ]
906
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,811
It's not thatfunny,
is it?
907
00:36:01,855 --> 00:36:03,596
You have suds
on your face.
908
00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:06,207
I was talking this whole time
with suds on my face?
909
00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:08,253
[ Laughs ] Here.Where?
910
00:36:08,296 --> 00:36:15,695
♪♪
911
00:36:15,738 --> 00:36:18,567
Okay, I think --
I think that's everything.
912
00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:21,831
Um, I-I got to call Theo
in a couple minutes
913
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:23,181
to say good night.
914
00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:24,269
Yeah, and if I leave now,
915
00:36:24,312 --> 00:36:26,532
I can probably still
tuck Kiana in.
916
00:36:26,575 --> 00:36:28,490
This was really fun.
917
00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:30,231
I've always
used a dishwasher.
918
00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:31,754
Or someone has.
919
00:36:31,798 --> 00:36:33,191
[ Chuckles ]
920
00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:35,976
♪♪
921
00:36:40,415 --> 00:36:43,244
Bob: Try to rebound
from tonight's loss --
922
00:36:43,288 --> 00:36:46,421
Bruins lost.
I don't have my hat.
923
00:36:46,465 --> 00:36:49,207
Coincidence?
I think not.
924
00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:51,687
Hey, sorry about overreacting
about the game.
925
00:36:51,731 --> 00:36:52,862
Ah.
926
00:36:52,906 --> 00:36:55,430
No, it's just --
it's tough, you know,
927
00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:57,650
the thought that there are
928
00:36:57,693 --> 00:37:00,740
gonna be less nights
like tonight.
929
00:37:00,783 --> 00:37:04,613
You know,
I'mma miss you, man.
930
00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:06,702
Now, of course, there's some
things I'm gonna be cool
without, too, right?
931
00:37:06,746 --> 00:37:07,964
Like putting kids
in Dumpsters,
932
00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:09,662
starting fist fights
with white supremacists.
933
00:37:09,705 --> 00:37:11,925
One time.
I punched a racist one time --
934
00:37:11,968 --> 00:37:13,274
Don't say for me.For you.
935
00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:15,537
[ Both laugh ]
936
00:37:15,581 --> 00:37:18,627
[ Sighs ]
937
00:37:18,671 --> 00:37:22,805
You know,
until two years ago,
938
00:37:22,849 --> 00:37:24,851
my longest romantic
relationship
939
00:37:24,894 --> 00:37:26,983
was with a poster
of Kathy Ireland.
940
00:37:27,027 --> 00:37:28,898
[ Chuckles ]
941
00:37:28,942 --> 00:37:31,292
And now...
942
00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:34,643
I've got Darcy and Liam.
943
00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:40,301
And sometimes, I, uh...
944
00:37:40,345 --> 00:37:43,304
I feel like I don't
deserve any of it.
945
00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:45,567
Of course you deserve it.
946
00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:47,787
♪♪
947
00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:50,398
And seeing you tonight
with Liam was...
948
00:37:50,442 --> 00:37:52,792
♪♪
949
00:37:52,835 --> 00:37:55,534
You're gonna be an amazing dad,
Gary Mendez.
950
00:37:57,536 --> 00:37:59,668
And even if
you did lose that hat,
951
00:37:59,712 --> 00:38:02,192
I know
Jon would think so, too.
952
00:38:02,236 --> 00:38:05,761
♪♪
953
00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:07,110
Thanks, man.
954
00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:09,591
♪♪
955
00:38:09,635 --> 00:38:12,290
Now, can you do it
as a rap?
956
00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:13,334
Still don't like you.
957
00:38:13,378 --> 00:38:15,641
[ Chuckles ]
958
00:38:15,684 --> 00:38:18,992
♪♪
959
00:38:19,035 --> 00:38:20,602
On my mark, okay?
960
00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:22,300
Eddie:
Okay, speaker's ready.
961
00:38:22,343 --> 00:38:24,214
[ Exhales shakily ]
962
00:38:24,258 --> 00:38:25,912
[ Knock on door ]
963
00:38:29,176 --> 00:38:32,266
Theo?
What are you doing here?
964
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,355
[ Through speaker ]
♪ Where am I supposed to be?♪
965
00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:38,098
♪ Washed up, pushed out
or on my feet♪
966
00:38:38,141 --> 00:38:43,233
♪ Tell me, is this a dream or
am I stuck in a movie scene? ♪
967
00:38:43,277 --> 00:38:45,584
[ Chuckles ]♪ Daily, lately
968
00:38:45,627 --> 00:38:50,937
♪ I'm spinning away so crazy,
so, baby, just take me ♪
969
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:56,159
♪ I think I'm caught up
in the way I feel 'bout you ♪
970
00:38:56,203 --> 00:39:01,251
♪ I don't know how I can be
so drawn into you ♪
971
00:39:01,295 --> 00:39:06,692
♪ I think I'm fallin' in deep
972
00:39:06,735 --> 00:39:10,783
♪ I think I'm caught up
in the wave of you ♪
973
00:39:10,826 --> 00:39:13,829
[ Paint cracking ]♪ Of you, mm
974
00:39:13,873 --> 00:39:16,266
♪ Oh, upside-down
975
00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:17,964
[ Inhales deeply ]♪ I'm tip-toein' undersea
976
00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:20,967
Eddie:
[ Whispering ] You got this.
977
00:39:21,010 --> 00:39:22,447
I --
978
00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:25,014
I really like you.
979
00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:26,581
I really like you, too.
980
00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:29,192
♪ Caught up in the way
I feel 'bout you ♪
981
00:39:29,236 --> 00:39:31,194
Okay, bye.
Bye.
982
00:39:31,238 --> 00:39:33,414
♪ I don't know how I can be
so drawn into you ♪
983
00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:34,981
[ Eddie laughs ]
984
00:39:35,024 --> 00:39:38,680
You crushed it, kiddo!
You crushed it.
985
00:39:38,724 --> 00:39:41,335
Of course I did.
I had a great wingman.
986
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,554
Ah, you might
have a point there.
987
00:39:42,597 --> 00:39:43,859
But it was all you.
988
00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:45,295
[ Grunting ] Okay.
989
00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:46,862
Yes!Okay. Be cool. Be cool.
990
00:39:46,906 --> 00:39:49,256
♪♪
991
00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:52,912
You got my germophobe son
to go Dumpster diving?
992
00:39:52,955 --> 00:39:54,435
Yeah.
Yeah, this whole time,
993
00:39:54,479 --> 00:39:56,872
I thought the parenting thing
was all about giving,
994
00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:58,352
but now I see
it's also about taking.
995
00:39:58,396 --> 00:39:59,875
Mm.
Which is great.
996
00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:01,790
That's actually my favorite part
of relationships.
997
00:40:01,834 --> 00:40:04,489
Well, whatever you're doing,
you are doing it right.
998
00:40:04,532 --> 00:40:07,274
Mm.
999
00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:08,928
Hey.
1000
00:40:08,971 --> 00:40:13,498
You didn't happen to see
my old, gross Bruins hat
1001
00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:16,109
in that box of stuff
you took to donate, did you?
1002
00:40:16,152 --> 00:40:18,416
No, sorry.
But you know what wasin there?
1003
00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:22,202
Ta-da.
What?
1004
00:40:22,245 --> 00:40:24,422
Your favorite hoodie.Whoa.
1005
00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:26,467
It must have gotten in there
by accident.
1006
00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:28,295
I know how much
you love this thing.
1007
00:40:28,338 --> 00:40:30,340
Oh, no.
Oh, there's a rip.
1008
00:40:30,384 --> 00:40:32,952
Yeah.
I was, uh, playing this game,
1009
00:40:32,995 --> 00:40:35,389
this very cool game
that I made up, uh, with Colin
1010
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,260
called WrestleMania 4.
1011
00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:40,176
I lost, pretty badly.
[ Clears throat ]
1012
00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:41,743
Oh.
Yeah.
1013
00:40:41,787 --> 00:40:43,310
I'm gonna go
say good night to Liam
1014
00:40:43,353 --> 00:40:46,400
and remind him to knock
1015
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,402
before he comes in here,
1016
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:51,492
just in case we get a head-start
on the baby-making.
1017
00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:53,102
[ Laughs ]
Huh?
1018
00:40:53,146 --> 00:40:55,191
[ Both chuckle ]
1019
00:40:55,235 --> 00:40:59,979
♪♪
1020
00:41:00,022 --> 00:41:01,981
Theo: ♪ Kiana and Theo
1021
00:41:02,024 --> 00:41:03,504
♪ Sitting in a tree ♪ Sittin' in a tree
1022
00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:05,941
♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1023
00:41:05,985 --> 00:41:07,769
Not if you don't
go brush your teeth.
1024
00:41:07,813 --> 00:41:09,771
One whiff of that breath,
1025
00:41:09,815 --> 00:41:11,991
all the poster board
in the world won't save you.
1026
00:41:12,034 --> 00:41:13,601
[ Chuckles ]
1027
00:41:13,645 --> 00:41:16,343
♪♪
1028
00:41:16,386 --> 00:41:18,824
[ Cellphone vibrating ]
1029
00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:24,090
♪♪
1030
00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:29,617
♪♪
1031
00:41:29,661 --> 00:41:30,836
[ Sighs ]
1032
00:41:30,879 --> 00:41:32,315
[ Cellphone beeps ]
1033
00:41:32,359 --> 00:41:33,447
What do you want?
1034
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,797
My name is Nicole.
1035
00:41:35,841 --> 00:41:38,670
I-I want to tell you
what happened that night.
1036
00:41:38,713 --> 00:41:41,281
♪♪
1037
00:41:41,324 --> 00:41:43,718
[ Monitor beeping ]
1038
00:41:43,762 --> 00:41:51,204
♪♪
1039
00:41:51,247 --> 00:41:58,907
♪♪
1040
00:41:58,951 --> 00:42:06,480
♪♪
1041
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:14,227
♪♪
1042
00:42:14,270 --> 00:42:16,446
[ Exhales shakily ]
1043
00:42:16,490 --> 00:42:24,585
♪♪
1044
00:42:30,069 --> 00:42:39,600
♪♪
1045
00:42:39,644 --> 00:42:48,914
♪♪
1046
00:42:48,957 --> 00:42:58,576
♪♪
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