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(upbeat music)
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(alarm beeping)
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(upbeat music)
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- Morning.
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- Morning.
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- Oh fuck.
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(sirens)
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- What the hell are you doing here, man?
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- Look, I can't stop thinking about you.
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- I mean, how did you find me?
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How did you?
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- I work at the DA's office.
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- What?
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You work at the DA's office?
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- Yeah.
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- I've never seen you there.
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- I've only been there,
well here, a few months.
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My wife got transferred.
- Jesus fucking Christ.
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- I think I'm in love with you.
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- No, no no no.
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Don't go there.
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My ad stated NSA, role play.
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NSA as in no strings attached.
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I really hate my life right now.
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- Let me take you to lunch.
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Just lunch, and that's it.
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You won't ever see me again.
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Please.
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- When?
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- Well, when's your shift over?
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(gentle guitar music)
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- You got a little something right there.
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(laughter)
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- Okay, thanks.
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- You know, for some reason
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I knew you were the one for me.
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I knew that you would be safe.
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So how often do you hook up with ...?
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- Not too much.
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I get in these moods sometimes, you know?
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I mean, Hawaii's a really small place,
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and you can't really ...
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That's why my ad is what it is.
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- Yeah, what'd your ad say again?
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- "Married.
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"Looking for a bit of experimentation.
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"Going with the flow.
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"Somebody cool, somebody stable,
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"somebody just visiting
for the weekend like I am.
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"Role play's a plus.
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"Someone who's up to live out a fantasy
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"that they never thought they'd
allow themselves to have.
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"A top if it goes there."
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Something to that effect.
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- I can't stop thinking about you.
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I can't get you out of my head.
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So how long have you been married?
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- Technically, I'm not married.
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- Okay, well, I for sure am married.
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- Great.
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You're just not visiting.
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- Neither are you.
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- The DA's office, huh?
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- Yeah.
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- Fuck.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
- What?
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What?
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- Jennifer Lannigan.
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- (laughs) Jennifer Lannigan!
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She is the biggest bit--
- My girlfriend.
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- Oh, no.
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I didn't, I had no idea.
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- She's a bitch, I know.
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- [Brett] Okay.
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- Pretty much everyone
says that about her.
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- Yeah, well at least
she's smokin' hot, right?
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Wait a minute.
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Just the other day, she
was talking about you!
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You're Swell, aren't you?
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And she said that you were 100% straight!
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(laughter)
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- That's why I need to
stop doing this, you know?
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I knew sooner or later it
was gonna catch up with me.
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It's like, it's just
way too close to home.
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- So ...
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What are we gonna do?
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- Well, we're gonna stop
this right here, right now.
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That's what we're gonna do.
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- Okay.
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Well, how about,
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how about a gentleman's agreement?
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Why don't we, I don't know, do it again?
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- No!
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I mean, what part of "no"
do you not understand?
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- Okay, hear me out.
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So it's not gonna be anonymous anymore.
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It's gonna be different.
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But does it have to be anonymous
for you to be turned on?
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- I'm not sure.
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- Okay, well.
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We'll play it by your rules, alright?
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On your terms.
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Just, the next time you're
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looking for a role play, hit me up.
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And I promise in the meantime,
I'll quit stalking you.
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- How did you get my info?
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Seriously.
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I mean, I didn't even tell you my name.
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- I watched you drive away.
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I saw your license plate,
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plus you had a fireman's
insignia on your truck,
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and I'm a pretty good investigator.
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- For the DA's office.
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- Yeah.
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- But you're not an attorney.
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- No, I'm an investigator.
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- So you don't really see Jen that much.
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- No, I see her all the time.
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I'm like her favorite detective.
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I'm really good at what I do.
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So do we have a deal?
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- Fuck.
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- Okay.
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We'll just make believe that
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we're lovers behind closed doors,
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and the rest of the time, we're not.
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I can live with that.
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I mean, after all I am married.
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- With children?
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- Yeah, with children.
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- You said that you couldn't be with women
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unless they gave good head.
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- That's true.
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I here that guys give better head.
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- They do.
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- You've had blow jobs from guys?
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- Hell yeah.
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(laughs)
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Really?
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- Yeah.
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Really.
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But not for a very long time.
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- I mean sometimes I'll check guys out,
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not in a sexual way or anything like that.
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It's just that I have a small dick,
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you know.
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And I'm curious.
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I've always been curious.
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- 'Cause all guys are curious.
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- Really?
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- Yeah really.
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- Maybe I should try it.
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- Well given that you're so into blow jobs
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maybe you should.
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- How?
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- I'll show you.
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Okay there's this site.
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You're what would be considered a bear so,
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you should try this one.
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- Oh dude!
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Ha.
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Hey this is our secret yeah?
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- Sure.
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- No seriously,
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I don't want anybody to
know that we had this
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conversation ever.
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- No problem man.
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- K thanks.
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Alright so I don't want anything,
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radical.
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- Radical?
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- Yeah like,
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no anal.
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- I don't really do prostrate
massage so we're good there.
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- Okay but you do do
full body massage right?
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- Yeah.
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- 'Cause you're ad says
that you do full body so,
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you know do you,
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do happy endings?
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- This is like a real legit,
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you know this is massage.
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- Yeah but,
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you're ad is on a men for men dating site.
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And you know you've said
that you provide a happy,
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full body massage.
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- I do massage everything,
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just not you know,
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cocks and balls and prostrate.
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- K so you don't do blow jobs?
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- No definitely not.
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I told you I'm straight,
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you know that.
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- Yeah but my buddy said
that's all part of the-
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look if you're so straight,
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then what are you doing
advertising on a men for men
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dating website?
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Okay that's pretty fuckin' gay
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if you ask me.
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- Well it's business,
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and guys like you pay a lot
of money for guys like me.
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- Whoa,
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guys like me?
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- Yeah.
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- Okay you know what,
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do you at least do hand jobs,
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or anything?
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No that I want one,
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I just.
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- No dude.
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- It's fine, it's fine.
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I'll just,
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get a regular massage then I guess.
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- Okay sorry man.
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- It's fine,
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It's just,
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and if I get a boner?
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- I'll ignore it,
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work around it.
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- Yeah of course.
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I'm sorry.
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You're not even that good
looking to begin with.
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You know you're kind of old
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and you're losing your hair,
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and you're sort of fat,
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and bordering on the,
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you know the.
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- Okay you know what?
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You can leave now and
I won't even charge you
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asshole.
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- Awesome.
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See you later loser (laughs).
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Actually I won't be seeing you later.
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Bu.
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(laughing)
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- Yeah I'm the loser?
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(upbeat music)
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- You're kidding me, right?
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- No, I was under the impression
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this had all be worked out.
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She led me to believe.
- Robert.
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- [Stanley] Okay, I'm gonna leave.
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- No, you're not going anywhere, Stanley.
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- Well, then I'll just
wait in the next room.
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- Do you trust me?
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- No, Stacy, not at all.
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Seriously, I don't trust you at all.
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- You've been wanting me
to get a strap-on, Robert.
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- Oh my God, are you
seriously gonna go there?
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That's a completely private conversation.
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Conversation between you and me.
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- Just hear me out.
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- No, that is so personal and intimate.
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- Look, Stanley is
insanely attracted to you.
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- I don't care.
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- And you are insanely attracted to me.
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- Oh, no no no no no, I'm not.
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I'm not attracted to you at all.
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Not in this moment.
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I would venture to say that
I am turned off by you,
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insanely turned off.
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- So what's that, then?
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- You are insane.
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- He's attracted to you.
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You're attracted to me.
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And I'm attracted to Stanley.
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I mean, in love with you.
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- I'm gay.
- He's gay.
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And, strapping on a dick just
doesn't seem natural to me.
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- Oh, but this does?
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- Yes, totally.
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Just try it, Robert.
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- No, not tonight.
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- Yes, tonight, now.
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- Definitely not.
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Dude, just so you know, here's the deal.
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I'm not interested in guys in that way.
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I don't know what she
told you, but I'm not.
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- Have you ever had your ass eaten?
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- Jesus, no.
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- You might like it.
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I'm sorry you don't find me attractive.
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- Stanley, you're a good looking guy.
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And I suppose if, on some
level I was to consider,
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which I'm not, you know.
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- No, I don't know.
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- Maybe, under different circumstances.
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- So what would those
circumstances have to look like?
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- I don't know, not this.
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- But you've thought about it.
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- I know, yeah, maybe, I thought.
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Maybe it would be nice to feel something,
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you know, back, you know.
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- What's going on, Robert?
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I mean, you know, the
cat's out of the bag.
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Let's just talk about it.
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- You're the mind reader.
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You tell me.
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- He wants to do it, but
he's completely right.
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I didn't think this through.
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Robert doesn't like any
kind of pre-meditation
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for these sorts of things.
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- Sexual things?
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- Well, kinky things.
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He likes to be surprised.
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- Seduced.
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- Yeah, that's probably
a better word for it.
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- No.
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Surprised, I like to be surprised.
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- Do you trim or shave your pubes?
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- Why?
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- He doesn't trim or shave anything.
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- Whole?
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- Totally natural.
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- Why?
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- It's just, I like natural guys.
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We all have our fetishes.
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What are yours?
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So you're open to the possibility.
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- No, you know, not tonight.
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- But, you're open to the idea that
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you might feel this way in the future?
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- Possibly, but nothing's
gonna happen tonight.
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- I'll walk you out.
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No, darling, it's not gonna happen.
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But, we are gonna have some fun.
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Some genuine, down to Earth fun.
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- We'll see.
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- Bye.
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- You're in love with him,
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and that really pisses me off.
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- I'm not in love with him, Robert.
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I'm in love with you.
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- You're a slut.
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- This is true.
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But, you'll notice it
doesn't really bother me.
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- Meaning?
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- Meaning, I think you'll find it hot.
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- Robert.
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- Swell.
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- Where you been?
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- Oh, nowhere.
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I was at Stacy's last night.
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- What's going on?
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- Nothing.
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Not a thing.
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Swell.
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- Robert.
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- Well, how kinky is Jenn?
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- You mean, besides the fact that she
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prefers to be fucked in public places?
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She's not kinky at all.
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You guys have been
together over five years.
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Maybe she's just trying
to spice things up.
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What does she wanna do?
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You can tell me.
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I can tell you want to tell me.
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- Actually, I don't.
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What's the kinkiest
thing you've ever done?
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- I fucked a guy after a swim meet once.
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- You did not.
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- I did, honestly.
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- No fucking way.
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You're shitting me, I know it.
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- Okay, whatever.
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- Did you really?
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- No.
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- I hate it when you fuck with me.
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- I like to fuck with you.
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Robert, what does she want you to do?
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- Nope.
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- Fine, then I'll just ask her.
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- You do that.
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- Come on, dude.
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- How was it?
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- He said it was clearly stated in the ad
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that it was legit.
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- Was it?
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- I don't know, I left.
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I'm not paying for some random dude
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to feel me up all over.
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- Well maybe you should
put that in your ad.
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- What are you talking about?
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- Create your own ad.
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- Oh no, no no no no no, no way, man.
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What if somebody sees it?
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- That's the whole point, dude.
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- You know what I mean.
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- Come here, I'll help you.
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Look.
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- Hey, I really appreciate
you doing this for me, man.
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Thank you.
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- Okay, so.
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Okay, here's the site
that we're gonna use.
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- Yeah, yeah, okay.
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- Hairy, inexperienced,
curious, straight bear.
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- I'm not a bear.
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- Yeah, you are.
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Looking for a chaser.
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- Chaser, what the fuck's a chaser?
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- To give me a.
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- Look, I'm sorry if
I don't know all these
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asinine terms that you're using.
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And how the hell do you know them?
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- Looking for a chaser
to give me a mouth party.
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No pic, no response.
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- Mouth party?
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Do you have to say bear?
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Is that?
- Okay.
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Let's see what this yields.
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Do you have any cock photos?
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- Cock photos?
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- Cock and body.
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- No face?
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- Not unless you want
the whole world to see.
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- No no, I can make that.
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- Okay, now hit post.
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- Okay.
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No, they want my phone number.
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There's no way I'm giving
'em my phone number.
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- It's just for verification.
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Nobody is actually gonna call you.
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- Alright.
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Okay, yep, there it is.
- Got you going, man.
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- Okay, I think I'm nervous
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- Well, I'm a little bit
nervous for you, too.
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But, you know, life should be exciting.
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- Seriously, how do you know this much
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about all this stuff?
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- [Robert] What's going on, hoe bags?
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- Nothing.
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- Well, I'm headed to Sawn's Cove.
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Wanna come?
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- Hell yeah.
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- Later.
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- It's like so hard for me
to look her in the eyes now.
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- We can't talk about Jen.
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That's not gonna work for me.
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- She's just, she's so tough.
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- Yeah, well, that's
what I like about her.
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Girls like that, they're
like putty in my hands,
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and I like that I have this
kind of power over them,
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and they have zero power over me.
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Girls like her, I'm used to that.
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So, why guys?
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Why now?
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- I mean, I could ask you the same thing.
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- Yeah, well, I've been
doin' this a while, dude.
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- Well, when I was 14, this
kid up the street told me
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that he knew how to make
a girl squirt, and--
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(laughing)
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Which, frankly, I didn't even understand,
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but I knew I wanted to learn.
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Anyway, he gets this
girl, and she, basically,
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got completely naked
and let us go to town.
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I mean, it was all very clinical,
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or I guess you could say technical,
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but yeah.
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I mean, I had no idea,
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but he taught me that a clit
is basically like a tiny penis.
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- And some are bigger than others.
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- Yeah, and he showed me
right there on his own penis.
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He pulled it out right in front of her,
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taught me how to feel for
it, how to stimulate it,
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and of course, the whole mouth thing.
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- Wow.
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- The whole thing was, it was so exciting.
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I mean, I'm feeling that, and
I'm into everything, and then,
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it happened, the first real,
I don't know what you'd say,
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explosion happens.
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- She squirted?
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- Yeah, and I mean a lot.
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While he and I were basically
making out in her pussy.
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- Holy shit.
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- [Black Haired Man] Yeah, dude.
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- Damn.
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- Yeah, so, to this day
I've always had this thing
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about wanting to do that
sort of thing again.
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My friends were always like,
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"Dude, how do you get the
hottest girls in school?"
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I was like, "I don't know."
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I mean, I didn't really talk about it.
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I guess, maybe, I was embarrassed
about it or something.
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I don't know.
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- So, you don't kiss and tell?
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- No.
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Never.
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- And your wife?
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- My wife, she's actually different.
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I mean, first of all,
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she had no clue about
my specific skillset,
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but she was just somebody
that I could really hang with,
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you know?
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Just really hang.
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I mean, I didn't even have
a sexual thought about her
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until, 'til I did, but it
wasn't until I really knew her,
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and unlike any other girl, for her,
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it wasn't about getting her off.
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- Yeah, I don't really hang
well, ya know, with girls.
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- You just like to fuck 'em.
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- Yeah, pretty much.
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(laughing)
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- I mean, I think all guys are like that.
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Aren't we?
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- Well, all I know is I looked,
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and I looked, and I looked.
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And there you were.
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What about you?
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- Well, I was a competitive swimmer
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in high school and college.
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I was completely competitive.
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I always have been.
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There was this guy who
was like my arch rival.
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Anthony Harrington.
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And he always kicked my ass.
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We were showering together after,
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and he says to me,
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well, you got me beat there, buddy.
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And at first I didn't know
what he was talking about.
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And then, he gestured at my junk.
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And so I checked his out.
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And he had, by far, the smallest weenie
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I'd ever seen in my entire life.
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I actually felt pretty bad for him.
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And he said to me, man, I would love
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to have a cock like that.
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And I said, well, how do you want it?
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I mean, I wasn't even thinking.
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And he got a hard on right away.
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He tried to cover it up, but I saw it.
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And he ran out of the showers.
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He was mortified.
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He was dressed and out the door
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before I even dried off.
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To be fair, I was kinda
flopping it around and shit,
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which, you know, I kinda like to do.
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- So, you're an exhibitionist.
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- I guess.
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I mean, like I said, very competitive.
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- Well, you do have a
beautiful fucking cock.
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- Yeah, well, whatever.
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So I went home that night and I jerked off
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thinking about him, but it wasn't
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like I wanted to fuck him.
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It was more like, I wanted
to dominate him, you know?
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Demolish him.
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- That's crazy.
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- Yeah, it's pretty fucking sick.
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So, the next week, we were at finals.
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And he couldn't even look me in the eye.
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But he still managed to beat me.
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But this time it was just by milliseconds,
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because I swear to God
I just had to beat him.
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So after the race, I'm
following him out in the dark,
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and I take him behind the
building into this bunch of trees.
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And I fucked his brains out.
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- What?
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- No condom, no nothing.
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I did the deed, and I got my
stuff and I was about to go.
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But he wasn't quite finished.
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And he said, will you
hold me while I jerk off.
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And I'm like, no fucking way, dude.
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Can't you see that I'm done?
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I mean, that was what I
was thinking in my head.
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But, I do consider
myself a generous lover,
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so I laid back down and I held him.
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And then he asked me if I
would tell him I loved him.
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And I did.
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- Role play.
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- Yeah, in my head it was total role play.
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But the more I said it,
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the more I felt like I really meant it.
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And the more he responded,
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until he was actually crying.
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Like, real tears dude.
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I felt like I really did love him.
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I mean, he was just so vulnerable.
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Tough, but so vulnerable.
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And it was totally awkward
afterwards for the both of us.
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And so I was about to leave,
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and he said to me,
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thank you so much.
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Thank you for understanding.
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Thank you for being so real.
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Thank you for letting me beat you today.
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I was like, dude, I
didn't let you beat me.
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And he was like,
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yeah, you did.
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You always let me beat you.
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- Wow.
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- In some way, like you,
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I guess I'm always trying to
repeat that one experience.
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- Did you see him again?
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- No, actually I didn't want to.
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Though, I think he did.
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- What happened to him?
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- He was killed in Iraq.
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He joined special services, I know that.
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Maybe even a SEAL.
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He was a killer swimmer.
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Strong, strapping and strong.
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He died saving the life of his partner.
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You know, his SEAL partner.
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- Geeze.
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- The funeral was so fucking intense.
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Thousands of people, and his partner
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was just sobbing
uncontrollably the whole time.
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I was watching him and I could tell
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he was trying to keep it together,
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but once those tears started flowing,
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it was just all over.
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- Damn.
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- All I kept thinking was,
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they must have been lovers, you know?
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Can you imagine that?
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(upbeat music)
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(upbeat electronic dance music)
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(bird chirps)
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- [Mike] You know, I think
our first experience really
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impresses on us.
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Anyway...
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Lately, I've...
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I've thought about it.
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A lot.
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Doing something with a guy,
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it doesn't make me feel like
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I'm cheating on my wife, somehow.
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- [Swell] That's a little messed up.
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- Yeah, I guess.
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- Wow.
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- Do you feel like you're cheating?
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- Yes... Absolutely...
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- And you don't feel guilty?
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- No, I mean I totally feel guilty.
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I mean not entirely guilty,
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because... I'm not married,
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or even fully committed,
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but... yeah man... I
definitely feel guilty,
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and like I'm cheating.
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- So you really do feel
something when it's going on?
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- Yeah, I guess on some level.
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On some level it's pretty hot.
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- (chuckles) Well, sex
doesn't drive my relationship
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with my wife, it never did.
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It's other things, you know?
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Like, I wanna take care of
her, and the girls, and,
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I have that whole provider thing going on.
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She needs me... And, I like that.
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- ...But?
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- But (laughs)
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I can't shake the whole...
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wanting to make out with a guy thing.
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And...
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we have, two daughters...
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and her entire focus is on the girls.
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And rightfully so, they need her, but...
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I don't know, sometimes I actually...
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I feel left out, or something.
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So, I've been trying to...
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find a safe way to...
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explore.
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- Yeah...
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I think, it's healthy to
have life experiences.
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I mean, I know I'm not going
to my death bed thinking,
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I wish I did this, that
or the other thing.
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Instead, I'll probably
end up headed straight to
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Hell in a handbasket. Deservedly.
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- You seem like such a great guy, Swell.
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- I'm not dude,
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I'm an asshole.
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I'm a opportunistic,
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lying, cheating,
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competitive
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asshole.
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(bird chirps)
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- Well.
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Can we make a pact?
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- Mmm, Maybe.
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- Can we promise to
never lie to eachother?
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- You mean...
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other than all the lying
that we've already done?
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- I mean from this point forward.
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- I can try.
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- Mike?
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What are you feeling,
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right now?
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- I think you know what I'm feeling.
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- Yeah,
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well...
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I'm feeling it too, dude.
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(rain falling)
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(soft acoustic guitar gets louder)
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(kissing)
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(car door opens)
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(rustling)
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(electronic dance music plays)
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(upbeat music)
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- Brand new pants.
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- What can I say?
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- I'm not complaining.
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- That was pretty fucking hot.
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- So you are, you're clean right?
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- No, I'm positive.
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I thought I told you that.
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- What the fuck?
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- I'm on my last bout of
penicillin from chlamydia.
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I thought I told you that.
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- Are you kidding?
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- I just got a couple more
days on the antibiotics.
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You should be fine.
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- Seriously dude.
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What the fuck?
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- Of course I'm drug and
disease free, you fucking idiot.
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- That's not even funny to joke about.
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- Well, I told you I'm an asshole.
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- Would you ever consider something
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a little more long term?
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- I think I am considering it.
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But if we're being honest here,
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I do know one thing for sure.
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I don't think I could ever give up pussy.
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- Nobody said you have
to give up anything.
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- And you don't think that
would be cheating on your wife?
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- You've got a point.
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- How much?
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What's he mean how much?
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I'm not fucking paying him.
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- He's not asking for money.
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He wants to know how much
you're gonna charge him
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to let him suck your dick,
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and swallow your load.
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- No way, dude.
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No way, he's too old.
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- For money?
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You couldn't let this guy
suck your dick for money?
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- Hell no, man.
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No, I'm not gonna take this guy's money.
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Jesus, I'm just looking
for a guy to suck my dick
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just once so I can find out how it feels.
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I'm not a fucking prostitute.
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And I'm not gonna do it with
someone that old and ugly.
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- He's not that old.
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And I could sure use the money
right now, that's for sure.
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I'll charge him.
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Here, give me your phone.
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I'm gonna take the dick
picture, look away.
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- Oh, geeze.
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- No anal.
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- Okay.
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So you don't want me to touch it?
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Or, you don't want anything inside it?
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- Nothing inside, it's a one way street.
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- Okay, fair enough.
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- And if it's not happening naturally,
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don't try to make it happen.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
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- If I don't have a hard on
and you're working on it,
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and it's not happening,
then it's not happening.
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- Okay, here's the deal, dude.
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I'm not paying you 150 bucks to give you
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a massage for nothing to happen.
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If you can't get it up and come,
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then it's free.
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- I agree to those terms.
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- Cool.
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- So.
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- So go back out, knock on the door,
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and just pretend that I'm
your physical therapist,
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and you're my client.
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- Should I be limping, and stuff?
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- Yeah, that would help.
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- Alright.
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(knocks on door)
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Hi.
- Hi.
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- Oh, I forgot the doctor's note.
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Should I go back and get a doctor's note?
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- Let's just see.
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So how's that feel?
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- That feels good.
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- And here?
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How's that, good?
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- It feels really amazing.
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But it's actually the other leg.
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- Oh dear, sorry.
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- That's alright, man.
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It's all good.
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- You know what?
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Let's have you jump up here on the table.
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- Should I take these off first?
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- No, leave 'em on for now.
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- I'm gonna take 'em off, anyway.
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(upbeat music)
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(steady electronic music)
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- What's up, man?
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- I know you're the
investigator and everything,
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but I couldn't help notice ...
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How do I put this?
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You know I'm gay, right?
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- No, actually, I didn't.
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- Okay, well, I'm gay.
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- Okay, great.
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- And being a gay man and single and shit,
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I occasionally go on Said's List.
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Yeah, you sent me your picture.
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- Okay, look.
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I would never send my
picture online, ever, okay?
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I only did it this one time.
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- Yeah, and I was interested,
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but you should know being new here,
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it's probably not a good idea
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to send real photos of yourself.
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- Look, I would only send my picture
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if I was planning on actually
meeting up with somebody.
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- Yeah, and it was me.
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But you just started working with Jen,
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and I really, really
need this job, so I ...
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- You blew me off.
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- Yeah.
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Look, there's more.
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I was in State Park
Kalakaua the other day.
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I couldn't figure out what
you were doing with Swell,
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I figured Jen must've introduced you,
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and I should've left it there,
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but I being a nosy fucking
fag, I just decided to--
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- You followed us?
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- Yeah.
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- I'm officially freaked out.
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- Hey, no, listen.
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I promise you I won't say
anything to anyone ever.
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Honestly, I'm pretty jealous
at how lucky you are.
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I mean, Swell.
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Making out and everything,
that's just crazy.
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- Look, nobody knows about us, okay?
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And he would be pissed if
anybody found out, okay?
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So, look, this whole thing is
just getting out of control.
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- Has this been going on for a while?
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- No.
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Well, yeah.
- Wow.
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Swell.
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Oh my God, if Jen ever found
out she would shit bricks
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and then pound our skulls in with them.
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- Jen's not gonna find out.
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- No, but trust me.
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You can trust me, okay?
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So this is not just a
one-time thing, then?
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- No.
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- Wow.
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Shit.
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- Okay, I'm freaking out.
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- About what?
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- This whole thing.
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This is all pretty new to me.
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- Oh, the guy thing.
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- The guy thing, all of it.
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- I remember your initial emails,
you did seem pretty green.
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- Okay.
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- Look, I promise you I won't
ask any more questions, okay?
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Even though I'm really dying to know.
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- Yeah, well I appreciate that.
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- Does Swell have a big dick?
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- You know what?
- Sorry.
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- Seriously, I'm about to lose it.
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I don't even know what to do, please!
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- Okay.
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I'm sorry.
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It's a small town, I
just happen to know you
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and I think you're really attractive,
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and I just don't, I
don't want you to think
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that I will go and tell anyone, okay?
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And seriously, if you ever
need to talk to someone,
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I can be a good friend too.
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- Thanks.
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(steady electronic music)
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(upbeat music)
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(birds singing)
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(indistinct talking)
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(water falling)
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- (man with surfboard) need
to jump in here right now.
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- jumbled up
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- Yeah. If it's not
gonna be windy tomorrow.
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(water falling)
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(indistinct talking)
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(water falling)
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(indistinct talking)
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- (Short man) Great call on the dope food.
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- (Tall man) (whispers) Great call.
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- Oh, Cyrus.
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- (Man in shirt) Sybill.
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- Cyrus, Sybill. How's he doing?
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- She. She good.
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- I was at base the
other day. Andrew Spence?
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- Yeah, what about him?
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- He told me to tell you to
call him. How do you know him?
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- Same way you would, bra.
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- Is he as big an asshole as he was then?
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- I don't know, abou-
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I don't know.
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- If you ask me, Andrew Spence is a creep.
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- Oh, super creepy.
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(upbeat techno music)
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- (Man without shirt) (sighs)
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What you looking at, bro?
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Hey, I asked you one question, bro.
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Well, what do we have here?
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Ah. Ah.
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Cgrunting)
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Hey.
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What?
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Where do I find you?
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Come on, bro. What you say, bro? (mumbles)
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Have it your way, bro.
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We meet every Thursday.
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(crying)
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(upbeat music)
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(upbeat music)
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- Sammy.
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Sammy.
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Who the fuck are you?
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- Who the fuck are you?
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(yelling)
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- What are you doing with these homos?
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- What are you doing here?
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- What the fuck are you
doing at these fucking hours?
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- Dude.
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You need to leave.
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Like now.
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- You wanna do this the
easy way or the hard way?
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- You are not on duty.
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There is nothing you can
do to me, you fucker.
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- You're on my property,
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threatening me and my family.
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We can do whatever we want to you.
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(door slams)
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(car screeches)
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- What's going on?
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- Back to bed, Everett.
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- I'm not your fucking child.
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And I'm not going away until I
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find out what's going on here.
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- Everett.
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- Who was that, Sammy?
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- Nobody.
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- Sammy.
- Nobody.
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- What's going on, Sammy?
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- Nothing.
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- Dude.
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- You want some coffee?
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- No.
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- Well I need a cup of coffee.
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You want one?
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- What's going on, Sammy?
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- Nothing.
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I think I'm gay.
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- You think?
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- Alright, let's just talk this out.
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- I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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- For what?
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- For everything.
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I'm sorry for everything.
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I'll leave tomorrow.
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- You're not going anywhere, dude.
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- I lied to you, Swell.
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I lied to both of you.
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- Sammy.
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You're not going anywhere, Sammy.
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- I'm just a liar and a loser is all.
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- You need to fucking stop
talking like that, Sammy.
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I think we need whiskey.
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- Good idea.
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- So.
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You think you're gay, or?
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- I don't wanna be gay.
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- So, Cyrus, Cybill, or.
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- No, I don't like, I don't like girls.
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I don't want girls.
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I want guys.
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- Guys like that?
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- No, just.
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Just local guys.
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- Local thugs?
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- I'm sorry.
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- Don't worry about it, Sammy.
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- You don't hate me?
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- No, I don't fucking hate you.
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I love you, dude.
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I mean, am I shocked?
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Yeah.
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But, I fucking love you, man.
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- I do too, bro.
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And I agree with Swell,
you're not going anywhere.
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Unless you really wanted to.
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But that would be a tragedy.
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- Yeah.
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Who would clean our house?
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- I get it.
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- But yeah, who would clean our house?
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- It's okay, dude.
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But if you're gonna have a boyfriend,
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we need to find you a proper one.
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Now line those up.
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(steady electronic music)
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(gentle guitar music)
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- [Brett] Hello!
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- Dad!
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- Hey girls!
- Daddy!
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- I missed you.
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- Do I need to be preparing for something?
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- No.
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Cynthia, no, absolutely not, no.
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- It's funny.
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You remember that movie Savages?
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- Of course.
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Oliver Stone.
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- Yes, I love that movie.
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I love those boys.
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- [Brett] Yeah.
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They were so different, and yet unique.
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You remind me of the sensitive one.
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And I always thought it would be better
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if they were lovers, too.
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Not with her, but with each other.
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I swear to God I'm so
obsessed with that movie.
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And I always wanted you to
have someone special like that.
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- What do you mean, like?
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- Someone special.
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A special male friend.
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You don't have any male friends
that are special that way.
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- What way?
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- It's crazy, I really
fantasize about that.
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- Fantasize.
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What part?
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What do you fantasize about?
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- I don't know.
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All of it.
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I'm not sexual the way she obviously was.
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And the one was so romantic,
and you're very romantic.
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I feel like I don't give to you that way.
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- Cynthia, no.
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You do, okay?.
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- Are you careful?
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You have to be careful, Brett.
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- I can't believe we're
having this conversation.
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- The truth is, when you come to me
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after you're with him,
you're so full of life.
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It overflows onto me,
it overflows onto us.
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I really, really don't want it to stop.
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I like the way he smells on you.
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I really do.
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It's pungent and strong.
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Is he very strong?
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- Yeah.
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- Do you love him?
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- No, not, not like I love you.
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I love him differently.
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I love you more.
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Look, if you want me to
stop, I'll stop, okay?
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Just--
- Can I meet him?
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- No, no, absolutely not.
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He would not be down with that.
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- He doesn't have to know who I am.
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Has he seen me?
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Does he know that you're married?
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- Yes, no.
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Yes, he knows that I'm married,
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and no, he's never seen you.
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He doesn't know what you look like.
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In fact, we ran into your
sister on our second date.
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- She said he was astonishingly beautiful.
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- [Brett] What?
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- And even more sexy.
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- She said that?
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I mean he's alright, but ...
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- [Cynthia] Just, we won't tell him.
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- This is so bizarre.
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I cannot even begin to tell
you how strange this is.
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- I really haven't felt threatened.
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Really, I haven't, it's so strange.
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- Did your sister pick up on anything
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between me and him, or?
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- No, she just said he exuded sexuality,
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and that he was sultry,
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and that she would for sure fuck him.
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And she asked me to ask you about him.
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- What?
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Wait, why didn't, why didn't
you say anything to me?
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- It didn't seem like an issue,
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and I wouldn't have put the two together.
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This relationship is so different.
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I feel like I can tell you everything.
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- Now I know why you like that film.
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You always did.
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This makes sense.
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- Well, you know.
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I really want to meet him, Brett.
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Just don't tell him that it's me.
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- Who are you?
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Who am I talking to?
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- It's pretty crazy.
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I'm like, I'm really excited.
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Would you say you guys are close
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like those guys in the movie?
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- I mean, no, we're not
dealing drugs or anything.
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- [Cynthia] I really,
really want to meet him.
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- Okay.
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Okay.
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(steady electronic music)
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(upbeat music)
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(water running)
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(water running)
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- Hey, Sammy.
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This is Cavika.
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- We've met.
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- We have?
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- Yeah. Your Christmas
party a couple years ago.
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- He's been asking about you ever since.
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(laughter)
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- Seriously, man?
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- Yeah. Seriously.
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- Cool.
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Hey, how come you never said anything?
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- Well, actually we didn't
even have the slightest clue
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that you were even, uh.
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You guys enjoy.
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- So, uh.
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So would you say you're
more of a top or a bottom?
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- Wow, you really cut
to the chase, huh, bro?
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- Sorry, man, you know it's just.
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- No, no. I understand.
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But you know, I'm
probably more of a bottom.
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- Not reversed?
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- No, no, no. Probably not.
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You?
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- Top. Total top.
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So, Robert says you're an amazing chef.
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- Yeah, well, he doesn't really know.
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- Like being a sous chef at a Solay.
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- Well, yeah.
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- Isn't that like the best
restaurant in all of Hawaii?
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- Well, on Honolulu for sure.
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But on the Big Island, they
got all these major restaurants
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and these fancy resorts, yeah.
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- Oh, I didn't know that.
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- Yeah.
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We should go sometime.
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- That'd be great.
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He also said that the only thing
you liked more than cooking
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was cleaning.
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- Uhm, yeah.
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- For real?
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- Yeah, for real, man.
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- Wow. Bottom, that looks like you,
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who loves to cook and clean.
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- You know I look way
better with my shirt off.
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- Oh, I know. Believe me, I know.
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Unless you've lost some of it since.
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Oh, I think I'm in love. Dude, seriously.
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So, when do you want to get married?
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- Come on, man, don't go there.
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- What?
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- No, it's just, you know, we
just met and we haven't even.
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- Okay, so let's go to your bedroom.
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- No, I can't do that here.
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I'm sorry.
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- Okay.
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Let's go.
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- I'm sorry.
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- Am I being too forward?
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- Maybe a small tiny bit.
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I don't know, I kinda like it.
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(birds chirping)
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- So what do you want me to do?
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(laughter)
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Of course.
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(upbeat music)
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(upbeat music)
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- This changes everything you know.
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- No, I don't want it to.
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Seriously, I really don't want it to.
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I would feel really, really bad.
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- Are you like?
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I mean...
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- I don't even know.
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I just wanted to meet you.
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- Cynthia could smell you on me.
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She likes the way you smell.
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- It's not sexual though.
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- Well it can be.
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- Well, no it can't actually.
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I just really want to know you.
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Like who your first love was and why.
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And how old you were when
you decided to be a fireman.
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- My dad was a fireman.
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- And you love your dad.
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- Absolutely.
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- Is he still alive?
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- No.
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- I'm sorry.
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- Thanks.
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- Did he die fighting?
- Yes.
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- I'm so sorry.
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- It's okay.
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He died a hero.
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He had a heroes funeral.
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- You never told me this.
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- You never asked.
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- Are you ever afraid?
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- I think on some level I'm always afraid.
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Like always, always.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- But you do it anyway.
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- Yep.
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- Like surfing big waves.
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- Exactly.
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- So you surf those really big waves?
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- I do.
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- And you're not afraid.
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- Nope, not afraid.
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Completely and utterly terrified.
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- And you do it anyways.
- Yeah.
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- That's crazy.
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- Yep, probably.
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But as terrifying as that is,
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all this terrifies me way more.
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- All this?
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Ah, so of course you came.
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- Yeah.
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- I really like him.
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- Thanks Mom.
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- He calls you Mom.
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That's pretty kinky.
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- We do have two daughters.
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- Okay.
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I'm hot, anybody up for a swim?
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- Okay.
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(birds chirping)
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- Hey,
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what the hell are we doing down here?
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- Look, Swell.
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We've been caught.
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- What do you mean?
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- I mean, we've been caught.
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Stanley from the office, he.
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- Jen's Stanley?
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- Yeah.
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He saw us together.
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- What did he see?
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- Everything.
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Look...
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I'm sorry.
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- Wait.
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You know what.
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I don't care.
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(light guitar music)
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(techno music)
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