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I've decided that my life is better
without mentally ill people around me.
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Then I'll ask you: What happens
after I've rescued you?
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He's manic!
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That's what's happening!
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So can you please just stay away?
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What about asking Even how he feels?
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He isn't brain dead just because
he had a maniac episode.
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Just talk to him when he has calmed down.
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Hi Sonja. I just wanted to tell you that
Even is with me if his parents are worried.
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And I am sorry if it's because
of me that he is not doing well.
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SATURDAY 10:15
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Hi!
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Hi!
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I don't have...
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The telephone number of his parents so...
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Yeah.
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But they know that he is with you.
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He has sent them a text.
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Okay.
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I just called to say
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that I am sorry for the last time.
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It's okay.
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No, but I didn't mean
to get angry with you.
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It wasn't your fault.
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At all.
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Yeah, but...
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Well you...
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You were worried. So I understand.
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Hmm.
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And it's not your fault
that Even is depressed.
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He is bipolar and...
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Well, it's not your fault.
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Okay?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Good.
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But...
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Should I get him to his
parents or something?
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I actually think it's good
for him to be with you.
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Okay.
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I don't know. Is there anything I can do?
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For him?
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No, not really.
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You just need to...
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Be there for him.
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And when everything seems
hopeless, you just
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Take one day at a time.
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And if one day becomes too much,
then just take one hour at a time.
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And if one hour becomes too much,
then just take one minute at a time.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hungry?
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What time is it?
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Around...
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Ten thirty or something.
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I should leave.
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Why?
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Because I don't want you to lie here and
feel like you have to take care of me.
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I don't feel like I am looking after you.
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And why?
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Why is that wrong?
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There's nothing wrong with it.
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I just can't stand that
you lie here all sad.
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I am not sad.
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I just know that this
isn't going to work out.
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Why do you say that?
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Because it's true.
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I'm just going...
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to hurt you.
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And then you'll hate me.
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No.
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You don't know shit about
how this is going to end.
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We might get a nuclear bomb dropped
on our heads tomorrow and...
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and then discusing this is
just a waste of time, so
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I suggest that you just stop
talking about the future.
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And then the two of us will just
take this thing completely chill.
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Let's play a game.
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It goes like this...
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It's called
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Isak and Even: Minute a minute.
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It's about...
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The only thing we have to worry about
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is the next minute.
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Are you up for it?
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Okay.
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What should we do this minute then?
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This minute we'll kiss.
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That's chill.
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That's chill.
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MONDAY 10:36
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But Eskild, if he is asleep
just let him sleep, you know?
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Shouldn't I wake him up and
ask him how he is doing?
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No. Why would you do that?
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I don't know. It was you who
said to take care of him.
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Yeah, I asked you to keep an eye
on him because he is depressed,
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not to look after him as he was a baby.
Just let him sleep.
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Okay. I think he just woke up.
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Yeah, okay. Talk to you later.
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Hi, Isak!
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Hi, Vilde!
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Have you seen the message I
posted on the kose group?
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Kose group?
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No, no. I haven't seen it.
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Why are you laughing?
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Nothing, I just...
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Had almost forgotten that the
kose group even existed.
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Are you still in it?
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This is when the revue starts.
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You can't just be part of the
partying and not do any work.
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No, of couse I'm still in
the kose group, Vilde.
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Who do you think I am?
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Okay, because all the groups have
this Christmas get-together.
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And it went so well the last time we
had the pre-game at your place.
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That I was wondering if we
could have it at yours?
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Yeah!
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Yeah?
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Is it okay with your roomies?
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I am sure it is. Jesus Christ, yeah!
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Okay. I'll send out the invites then!
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Go ahead!
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Hello.
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Hi.
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There's this asshole in second year.
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Who will be hosting this Christmas
get-together with the kose group.
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On Friday?
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So, he was wondering
if you wanted to come?
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Because he thinks that
would be really nice.
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I have switched to the PR-Group. So...
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But...
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You...
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Should tell the asshole that
I am very glad he asked.
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I'll tell the asshole, yeah.
He'll appreciate that.
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Do that.
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Yes. Bye.
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Bye.
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WEDNESDAY. 16:01
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Linn, that way.
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I was going to kick!
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No, no, no.
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Back to him?
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Yeah!
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Do you want him to score?
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No! No, no, no, no!
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Come on!!! Fucking spanish fucker!!!
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Nice, you are at home. I
am fucking exhausted!
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Sore loser?
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I'm going to sleep!
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Cool hanging out with you, Linn!
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Everything okay?
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Did you ask all of your
roomies to look after me?
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Hm? No.
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Holy fuck! You are such a bad liar!
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Uh? Am I a bad liar?
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Yeah!
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I am a bad liar?
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I am the fucking master liar. There's
no a better liar than me!
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I mean, you have no idea what
I've gotten away with.
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Tell me! What have you gotten away with?
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No, I mean, you don't want to know.
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I like seeing you laugh.
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Holy fuck, Vilde...
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Nagging me so fucking much
about that kose group stuff.
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The kose group?!?
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I had completely forgotten about it!
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Yeah. Don't tell her that
because she'll get pissed.
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She was terrified people just joined
for the revue parties or something.
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Well, I was there to meet you.
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Seriously?!
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Yeah. Did you think I
was there to have fun?
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Had you seen me before
that first kose meeting?
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Yeah.
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I saw you the first day of school.
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Wow!
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Fuck!
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Hi, Vilde!
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No, we don't have a Christmas tree here.
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No.
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Yeah, but...
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If you are so fucking keen on a Christmas
tree you'll have to buy one yourself.
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Well, you can buy a Christmas
tree anywhere, Vilde!
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In Kiellands plass! There's...
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Yeah. Okay, cool.
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Bye!
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Christmas tree?
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Yeah!
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I haven't told you...
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Speaking of the Kose group. I'll be hosting
a Christmas get-together here on Friday.
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Here?
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Friday?
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Do you wanna come?
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I have actually promised my mom that...
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I talked to her today.
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And she really wanted
me to stop by at home.
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To eat and stuff.
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I don't know. I was thinking maybe
I'll just stay there for a while.
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Just take it one day at a time.
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THURSDAY. 13:55
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Hey, boys!
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Hey, Isak.
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What's up?
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All good! All good!
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Peace!
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How is it going with Evak?
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Good, I guess. We are taking it
day by day, minute by minute.
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Minute by minute. Oh holy shit! Listen!
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Even and Isak, minute by minute.
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That's the kind of shit
you can sell to NRK.
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People would dig it, man!
I'd watch it myself!
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That's kind of fucked up to think about.
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Why? If you like, banged on TV.
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You don't think I can handle
watching to guys bang?
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No, it's more me it's fucked up for.
That you'd be watching us bang.
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Because that would be a real turn off.
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You think I am a turn off?
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You are definitely not a turn on.
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Bullshit! You'd so bang me if
you had the chance. I know!
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No!
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Okay, bullshit. Who would you bang first?
Out of all of us?
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Mahdi, Jonas or me?
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Jonas!
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Right! That's what I thought!
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Okay, between me and Mahdi, then?
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Oh! That would be you...
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Mahdi!
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Second place, bro!!
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What the fuck? Why doesn't
anyone want to bang me?
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You are just desperate.
It's just how it is!
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I'm not desperate. I'm super chill.
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Oh shit, bro! There
are the dance chicks!
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Hi! You are Isak, right?
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Yeah!
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We just heard that you have a
thing with Even in third year.
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And so we just wanted
to say that we dig it.
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It's insanely cute two
guys being together.
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Not big deal.
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And the dance-group will have a
Christmas meeting this Friday.
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You can join, if you want to.
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I don't think I can because I am going to
the kose group Christmas get-together.
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- That's too bad.
- We'll see you around.
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Bye.
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- What the fuck?
- Bro?!?
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What?
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Christmas get-together
with the kose group?
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Yeah. I'll be there, you
are welcome to join, guys.
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And like I'm hosting, you are
more than welcome to come!
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The gate to paradise was wide open
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and you are talking about a
get-together with the kose group. Man?
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Guys, you need to start
getting chicks yourselves.
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Fucking hell! The world is so unfair!
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Fucking hell!
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What did he say?
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Should we ditch him and
go to the other one?
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@Ledgerina
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- Now it is straight.
- No, it is loopsided.
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- Now it is loopsided.
- No, it is straight.
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- Oh, now it is loopsided.
- No, it's straight.
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- Yeah.
- Maybe you are loopsided, Linn?
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- No.
- Yes.
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- I did it!
- I can help you.
264
00:19:55,732 --> 00:19:56,732
Where's that from?
265
00:19:56,961 --> 00:19:57,961
Drummer boy!
266
00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,640
Justin Bieber.
267
00:20:00,122 --> 00:20:01,655
What? He sang that one?
268
00:20:01,864 --> 00:20:04,264
Yeah! He is the one who sings it!
269
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,936
Did the exams go all right for you guys?
270
00:20:07,224 --> 00:20:10,224
No. I got a message that I am
failing German and English.
271
00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:14,050
I didn't know there was
a 10% absence limit!
272
00:20:14,098 --> 00:20:16,131
How could you not known about that?
273
00:20:16,190 --> 00:20:18,790
I have told you the entire school year!
274
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,577
Yeah, but I thought
you said that because
275
00:20:21,579 --> 00:20:24,279
you were jealous that I was
hanging out with Kasper a lot.
276
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,759
Why would I be jealous?
277
00:20:27,108 --> 00:20:29,008
Because you are not getting
any dick yourself!
278
00:20:31,472 --> 00:20:33,072
I get plenty of dick!
279
00:20:40,503 --> 00:20:41,703
Chris...
280
00:20:43,824 --> 00:20:45,691
Well, she can have this one.
281
00:20:45,692 --> 00:20:46,692
And this one!
282
00:20:47,418 --> 00:20:48,785
That one is beautiful!
283
00:20:49,102 --> 00:20:50,869
It might be more fitting.
284
00:20:52,016 --> 00:20:53,016
Is it used?
285
00:20:54,171 --> 00:20:55,371
Is it from Eskild?
286
00:20:56,567 --> 00:20:57,767
Is it from Eskild?
287
00:20:59,349 --> 00:21:00,349
Where is it from, Noora?
288
00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:01,994
Oh! Holy fuck!
289
00:21:02,489 --> 00:21:03,622
Where is it from?
290
00:21:03,655 --> 00:21:05,555
Take it away! Take it
away from the table!
291
00:21:05,558 --> 00:21:06,858
I don't know! I don't know!
292
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,399
- Oh my God!
- Smell it then!
293
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,600
No? Smell it?!?
294
00:21:09,747 --> 00:21:10,980
God! What is your problem?
295
00:21:10,992 --> 00:21:13,092
Smell it to see if it smells like dick!
296
00:21:13,409 --> 00:21:15,342
You smell it then! Oh my God!
297
00:21:15,838 --> 00:21:17,871
But Eskild is your friend.
298
00:21:18,316 --> 00:21:19,883
Yeah! That's pretty obvious!
299
00:21:19,927 --> 00:21:20,927
You can do it!
300
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:22,083
Hey!
301
00:21:22,088 --> 00:21:24,955
- Is it a fight?
- You are on, you are on.
302
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,951
Exactly! Now you've got the attitude.
303
00:21:27,543 --> 00:21:29,543
You are not going to hit Vilde that hard
304
00:21:29,547 --> 00:21:30,747
or anything like that but...
305
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:31,950
What should I do then?
306
00:21:31,962 --> 00:21:34,962
You are a predator and she is your prey.
Do you get what I mean?
307
00:21:35,015 --> 00:21:36,215
She is what?
308
00:21:36,415 --> 00:21:39,115
She is your prey. You are a predator.
You are a lion and she is...
309
00:21:39,124 --> 00:21:40,391
Oohhhh! Okay! Okay!
310
00:21:40,865 --> 00:21:41,765
Yeah? You know?
311
00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:45,065
But you can't make a big deal of it
because then the prey will flee.
312
00:21:45,527 --> 00:21:47,594
Seriously, I am really nervous.
313
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:49,821
You shouldn't be... Are
you in love or what?
314
00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:50,984
I don't know. Maybe.
315
00:21:50,988 --> 00:21:51,988
- Oh.
- No!!
316
00:21:51,990 --> 00:21:53,190
Yes, I think so.
317
00:21:54,192 --> 00:21:56,259
What if she doesn't say yes?
318
00:21:56,421 --> 00:21:58,654
- That's life.
- What is the hint, then?
319
00:21:58,670 --> 00:22:00,803
It's not the end of the
world if it doesn't work.
320
00:22:00,806 --> 00:22:03,306
Just think that it is a positive
thing if it works so...
321
00:22:03,429 --> 00:22:06,129
It's fucking awkward if I
stand there and she says no.
322
00:22:06,349 --> 00:22:09,782
Yeah, but you don't ask her right
away: "Hey, should we hook up?"
323
00:22:09,784 --> 00:22:12,384
- Straighten back, smile a little.
- Should I touch her?
324
00:22:12,395 --> 00:22:13,400
If it's appropiate.
325
00:22:13,402 --> 00:22:14,602
Do I look good?
326
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:15,620
Yeah! Nice!
327
00:22:15,658 --> 00:22:17,691
It's a little pumped. I see it.
328
00:22:17,698 --> 00:22:19,698
This sweater... I bought
it a size too big.
329
00:22:19,781 --> 00:22:21,978
I have to drink more. Where is the beer?
330
00:22:22,030 --> 00:22:23,530
- Hello.
- Hey.
331
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:25,427
Be cool, you know?
332
00:22:25,773 --> 00:22:26,773
What's up?
333
00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:30,330
We are helping Magnus to bang Vilde.
334
00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:32,224
Wow!
335
00:22:32,290 --> 00:22:33,557
How is it going?
336
00:22:34,024 --> 00:22:37,291
He shouldn't be so desperate.
Then I think he's got it!
337
00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:40,567
It's fucking impossible
not to be desperate
338
00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:42,969
when I don't get what it
means to be desperate!
339
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:46,853
Just imagine... Who do you think
of as a really cool, laid-back guy?
340
00:22:46,859 --> 00:22:48,059
Pretend to be like him.
341
00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:48,960
Try to be that person.
342
00:22:48,961 --> 00:22:50,628
- James Bond, then?
- Yeah, sure.
343
00:22:50,719 --> 00:22:51,719
You know what, Magnus?
344
00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:54,828
I think you should go
all in and be yourself.
345
00:22:54,930 --> 00:22:56,930
Take desperate to a whole new level.
346
00:22:57,948 --> 00:22:58,948
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
347
00:22:59,364 --> 00:23:00,697
He's into something.
348
00:23:02,759 --> 00:23:03,759
What do you mean?
349
00:23:03,972 --> 00:23:05,972
Show her how desperate
you really are, then!
350
00:23:06,826 --> 00:23:07,826
Let it all out!
351
00:23:09,841 --> 00:23:11,441
Take desperate to a new level.
352
00:23:11,451 --> 00:23:12,651
Fuck! I am going to do it!
353
00:23:12,652 --> 00:23:13,652
Bye. Talk to you later.
354
00:23:13,943 --> 00:23:15,076
I gotta see this.
355
00:23:18,811 --> 00:23:20,811
- Hello.
- Hello.
356
00:23:21,379 --> 00:23:22,446
How is it going?
357
00:23:22,831 --> 00:23:23,831
I'm fine.
358
00:23:24,848 --> 00:23:27,781
I have just talked to my mum.
359
00:23:27,957 --> 00:23:29,557
And...
360
00:23:29,772 --> 00:23:32,705
The reason she is anoyed is because
she really wants to meet you.
361
00:23:33,519 --> 00:23:34,519
Okay.
362
00:23:36,302 --> 00:23:37,302
So...
363
00:23:38,186 --> 00:23:40,486
What do you say if we drop by tomorrow?
364
00:23:41,951 --> 00:23:42,551
Yeah.
365
00:23:42,662 --> 00:23:43,262
Yeah?
366
00:23:43,269 --> 00:23:44,169
Yeah. Yeah.
367
00:23:44,585 --> 00:23:46,985
You don't think this is weird?
368
00:23:47,653 --> 00:23:49,920
No. I don't find anything weird anymore.
369
00:23:49,924 --> 00:23:50,724
Okay.
370
00:23:54,112 --> 00:23:55,845
As long as you are smiling and...
371
00:23:55,849 --> 00:23:56,849
I can do that.
372
00:23:56,850 --> 00:23:57,850
Wearing clothes, then...
373
00:24:00,247 --> 00:24:01,514
Then life is chill.
374
00:24:04,799 --> 00:24:07,132
I promise that I will wear clothes.
375
00:24:13,859 --> 00:24:14,859
Hello.
376
00:24:14,934 --> 00:24:15,934
Sana!
377
00:24:15,986 --> 00:24:16,606
Hi.
378
00:24:16,683 --> 00:24:18,183
- You have met each other, right?
- The Kose group.
379
00:24:18,638 --> 00:24:19,438
Yeah.
380
00:24:19,605 --> 00:24:20,872
My biology partner.
381
00:24:20,988 --> 00:24:21,988
And friend.
382
00:24:22,288 --> 00:24:25,421
Yeah, how is Isak really
doing in biology?
383
00:24:27,071 --> 00:24:28,071
He is useful.
384
00:24:28,183 --> 00:24:28,783
Huh?!?
385
00:24:28,806 --> 00:24:29,806
I guess...
386
00:24:29,820 --> 00:24:31,620
Sana, that's such bullshit!
387
00:24:31,697 --> 00:24:35,797
I helped you towards a fucking 5 while
I have been on that 6 the whole year!
388
00:24:35,894 --> 00:24:37,394
I have a Christmas present for you.
389
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,400
For me?!?
390
00:24:40,114 --> 00:24:41,314
What is it?
391
00:24:41,459 --> 00:24:42,459
Open it!
392
00:24:43,163 --> 00:24:44,563
Okay. I will open it.
393
00:24:51,848 --> 00:24:53,148
10%!
394
00:24:53,153 --> 00:24:54,153
Thank you!
395
00:24:54,157 --> 00:24:55,657
What a cool biology partner!
396
00:24:56,464 --> 00:24:58,664
It wasn't of any use for you after all?
397
00:24:58,742 --> 00:25:00,842
I used it right now, didn't I?
398
00:25:01,377 --> 00:25:02,377
True!
399
00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:09,364
You are not getting any of this!
400
00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:12,188
It's not good for you.
401
00:25:15,637 --> 00:25:17,587
Then it's not good for you either!
402
00:25:17,780 --> 00:25:20,880
It's completely fine for
me, but not for you.
403
00:25:21,002 --> 00:25:23,902
Are you going to be the one who
tells me if it is good or not?
404
00:25:23,944 --> 00:25:24,854
Of course I am!
405
00:25:24,855 --> 00:25:25,855
That's my job!
406
00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:28,900
- You've got a job?
- Yeah, it's literally my job.
407
00:25:28,913 --> 00:25:30,946
That's why I am doing all this, you know?
408
00:25:31,169 --> 00:25:34,336
I found this poster on Løkka that said
409
00:25:34,562 --> 00:25:37,962
"Even Bech Næsheim needs a
support person and boyfriend".
410
00:25:38,988 --> 00:25:40,288
And then you applied?
411
00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:40,733
Yeah.
412
00:25:40,734 --> 00:25:42,734
I thought, "Holy fuck, he is so hot!"
413
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:47,900
That was nice.
414
00:25:47,917 --> 00:25:48,617
Yeah.
415
00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:49,627
You are so nice.
416
00:25:49,654 --> 00:25:50,954
I could have done it for free
417
00:25:51,055 --> 00:25:52,355
but it's nice I'm getting...
418
00:25:52,390 --> 00:25:53,490
Are you getting paid?!?
419
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,867
Yeah, your mom pays me 500 a week.
420
00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:57,220
What?
421
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:57,723
Yeah!
422
00:25:57,728 --> 00:25:59,228
- No wonder...
- Are you kidding me?
423
00:25:59,238 --> 00:26:01,238
There's no wonder why
she wants to meet me.
424
00:26:01,576 --> 00:26:02,376
Holy fuck!!!
425
00:26:02,383 --> 00:26:04,050
I'm getting some of that money.
426
00:26:04,078 --> 00:26:05,078
- No.
- Yes.
427
00:26:05,118 --> 00:26:07,718
It's my money! You are not getting any.
428
00:26:15,968 --> 00:26:17,601
- Yes! Come one!
- No.
429
00:26:26,925 --> 00:26:28,225
Hello.
430
00:26:28,758 --> 00:26:29,758
Hi.
431
00:26:38,246 --> 00:26:39,579
Do you like cats?
432
00:26:42,820 --> 00:26:44,020
Yeah, a lot.
433
00:26:46,664 --> 00:26:47,864
I do too.
434
00:26:55,228 --> 00:26:56,228
Meow.
435
00:26:58,863 --> 00:26:59,863
What was that?
436
00:27:01,445 --> 00:27:02,445
Nothing.
437
00:27:04,797 --> 00:27:05,997
Yes, do it again.
438
00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:10,095
Meow.
439
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:21,019
I have never had sex before and
I really want to have sex.
440
00:27:27,154 --> 00:27:28,654
You are welcome to fuck me.
441
00:27:33,533 --> 00:27:34,533
Thanks.
442
00:27:48,277 --> 00:27:49,277
Hi!
443
00:27:49,304 --> 00:27:50,304
Hello there!
444
00:27:50,307 --> 00:27:51,907
- May I sit down?
- Yeah, absolutely.
445
00:27:52,886 --> 00:27:54,853
I'm sitting here with my angel.
446
00:27:54,919 --> 00:27:55,519
Yeah.
447
00:27:55,725 --> 00:27:58,092
- Does it look nice?
- Very nice.
448
00:27:58,788 --> 00:28:00,288
How are you doing?
449
00:28:01,567 --> 00:28:02,700
It's been a long time
since last time we spoke.
450
00:28:02,701 --> 00:28:05,334
Yeah! It's been a fucking long
time since we last spoke.
451
00:28:05,344 --> 00:28:07,644
It's a little weird. I 've
been thinking about it. We...
452
00:28:07,645 --> 00:28:10,145
We used to hang out all the
time, but now it's like...
453
00:28:10,150 --> 00:28:11,650
We only see each other at school.
454
00:28:11,651 --> 00:28:12,251
Yeah.
455
00:28:12,260 --> 00:28:13,760
And then it's just "hi" and...
456
00:28:13,782 --> 00:28:14,782
We should hang out more.
457
00:28:15,210 --> 00:28:16,810
- Absolutely.
- We should.
458
00:28:16,811 --> 00:28:19,344
We really should do something because...
459
00:28:19,356 --> 00:28:21,489
I honestly miss the time when we...
460
00:28:22,022 --> 00:28:23,522
When we used to hang out more.
461
00:28:23,614 --> 00:28:24,914
First upper school
secondary school and...
462
00:28:24,923 --> 00:28:25,223
Yeah.
463
00:28:25,374 --> 00:28:27,307
The summer vacation before...
464
00:28:28,026 --> 00:28:29,326
Before Nissen when it just...
465
00:28:29,729 --> 00:28:31,729
was a lot of drama and
all that stuff, but...
466
00:28:31,914 --> 00:28:34,414
But, hey! You've gotten a boyfriend!
467
00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:36,400
Yes. I have.
468
00:28:38,018 --> 00:28:39,618
He is really handsome.
469
00:28:41,902 --> 00:28:42,902
He is.
470
00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:44,334
You, lucky pig!
471
00:28:44,429 --> 00:28:45,729
You better watch out for me!
472
00:28:46,547 --> 00:28:47,647
I might steal him.
473
00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:53,998
I have...
474
00:28:55,221 --> 00:28:57,621
I have been thinking about something.
475
00:28:57,946 --> 00:28:58,946
What's that?
476
00:28:59,544 --> 00:29:00,544
Nah, just...
477
00:29:05,716 --> 00:29:08,516
I actually wanted to say sorry
for that stuff last year.
478
00:29:08,542 --> 00:29:09,742
When I was...
479
00:29:10,879 --> 00:29:12,842
When I was ruining it for you
and Jonas and all that stuff.
480
00:29:12,890 --> 00:29:13,690
It's not okay.
481
00:29:14,214 --> 00:29:15,196
What I did.
482
00:29:15,297 --> 00:29:16,297
I've been thinking about that.
483
00:29:17,069 --> 00:29:19,736
You didn't fuck it up
between Jonas and me.
484
00:29:19,866 --> 00:29:22,399
It was Jonas and I who
fucked it up between us.
485
00:29:24,681 --> 00:29:25,748
Might be, but...
486
00:29:25,752 --> 00:29:27,685
I still feel like I tricked you.
487
00:29:27,690 --> 00:29:28,690
And..
488
00:29:29,956 --> 00:29:33,456
When I told you that I had feelings
for you. That wasn't truth.
489
00:29:34,893 --> 00:29:36,893
Hey, I figured that out.
490
00:29:36,912 --> 00:29:38,012
- Yeah?
- Yes.
491
00:29:39,956 --> 00:29:41,156
I'm over it.
492
00:29:42,231 --> 00:29:43,798
And you should be too.
493
00:29:43,879 --> 00:29:44,979
Seriously.
494
00:29:46,404 --> 00:29:48,704
Can't we talk about
your boyfriend instead?
495
00:29:49,565 --> 00:29:51,632
Is he "the man of your life"?
496
00:29:52,581 --> 00:29:53,581
I don't know that.
497
00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:56,126
No?
498
00:29:58,062 --> 00:29:59,129
Is it important?
499
00:29:59,558 --> 00:30:00,458
No...
500
00:30:01,912 --> 00:30:03,012
But...
501
00:30:03,550 --> 00:30:05,217
Is it okay between the two of you?
502
00:30:05,525 --> 00:30:06,225
Yeah, yeah!
503
00:30:06,278 --> 00:30:08,678
I mean, right now it's amazing
504
00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:11,824
but a week ago it was very bad so
505
00:30:11,937 --> 00:30:13,570
it's a bit up and down.
506
00:30:14,805 --> 00:30:16,105
Stressful.
507
00:30:16,644 --> 00:30:17,644
Yeah, or...
508
00:30:19,121 --> 00:30:20,221
Anyway.
509
00:30:20,269 --> 00:30:24,269
The fact that it is so good when it's
good it's also kind of the reason of
510
00:30:24,270 --> 00:30:27,670
why it is so bad when it's bad.
Does that make any sense?
511
00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:29,625
And...
512
00:30:30,165 --> 00:30:32,265
It can all suddenly
be over tomorrow but
513
00:30:33,182 --> 00:30:35,982
I'm still insanely happy
that I have met him.
514
00:30:39,215 --> 00:30:40,315
Because...
515
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:43,938
That's when you were certain
that you like boys?
516
00:30:44,955 --> 00:30:45,755
Yeah.
517
00:30:46,182 --> 00:30:47,182
I mean, no.
518
00:30:47,403 --> 00:30:48,770
More because...
519
00:30:49,268 --> 00:30:51,268
I was fake before.
520
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,018
I mean...
521
00:30:55,399 --> 00:30:56,399
I...
522
00:30:58,282 --> 00:31:02,482
I was only lying at home watching
Narcos or gaming or stuff.
523
00:31:04,138 --> 00:31:07,405
And I'm over that. Now I
want my life to be real.
524
00:31:07,812 --> 00:31:11,145
Even if that means it will be
absolutely awful at times,
525
00:31:11,150 --> 00:31:13,150
it's still way better than
526
00:31:13,153 --> 00:31:15,620
to be fake and boring for everything.
527
00:31:19,158 --> 00:31:20,258
Well said.
528
00:31:21,909 --> 00:31:23,976
It's a little bit cliché but...
529
00:31:24,872 --> 00:31:27,105
You never know who will die tomorrow.
530
00:31:27,107 --> 00:31:28,107
You know?
531
00:31:28,758 --> 00:31:29,758
And...
532
00:31:30,477 --> 00:31:33,344
Wheter you believe in
Allah, or Jesus or...
533
00:31:33,793 --> 00:31:35,893
The theory of Evolution, or...
534
00:31:36,903 --> 00:31:39,103
Parallel universes.
535
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There's only one thing
we all now for certain.
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What's that?
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That life is...
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NOW.
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EVERYTHING IS LOVE.
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