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- Hello?
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Jamie!
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Jamie, I'm down here!
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Jamie, get away from her,
she's a fucking psycho!
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Jamie!
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- How is it?
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- Delicious.
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Thanks, mate.
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- Mate?
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We're not plumbers, Jamie.
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- Right, yeah.
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Sorry.
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- Thinking about
she-who-must-not-be-named again?
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- No, no, no.
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Well, a bit.
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I haven't heard from her.
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- We've been
through this, Jamie.
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You need to forget
about Fran and move on.
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I know it's tough but
she certainly has.
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Off to Japan without
so much as a peep
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to her so-called best friend.
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But you've got me now, and
I'm not going anywhere.
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Hope you've left some
from for the kedgeree.
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Oh, Franny.
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You're awake.
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I'm so glad.
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- What the hell
is going on, Kat?
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What the fuck do you want?
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- Oh, sounds like
somebody's hungry.
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Seeing as you won't be
going to Japan anymore,
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I thought I might bring
a bit of Japan to you.
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You might regret that
when you see what
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you'll be eating from now on.
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Well .
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- Jamie, help!
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I'm down here!
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- Jamie, please help!
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Oh no, this place is
totally soundproofed.
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I could skin you alive and
Jamie wouldn't hear a squeak.
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- If this is a weird sex thing,
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I need you to know I'm actually
pretty vanilla, you know?
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I'm a glass of pinot and three
minutes of disappointment
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kind of a girl.
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If you want more than
that you're gonna have
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to just kill me now.
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- Don't be silly, Fran.
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If I killed you you
wouldn't be able to watch.
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- Watch what?
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- Jamie, of course.
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Oh, lovely Jamie happily
going about her life with me.
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Her new best friend.
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Now it's your turn to
be cast aside helpless
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while she forgets
you even exist.
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You're gonna spend the
rest of your miserable life
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learning just how crazy
that can make you feel.
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- You did all of
this because Jamie
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became my friend at school?
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Have you ever thought
about therapy or,
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I don't know, taking up
a flute or something?
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- I don't know.
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Knock down some flats,
offer Jamie a place to live,
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drive a wedge between you two.
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It was almost disappointingly
easy, to be honest.
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- But you've not been
very thorough, have you?
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Because news flash, nut
bag, your new best friend
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is a contract killer.
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And so am I.
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- Well your boss is
going to come looking
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for you, isn't he?
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- Yeah.
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- But do you think if I could
talk to Mr. V, maybe it might-
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- No, he's not gonna be
very interested in t...
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How did you know
his name was Mr. V?
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- His name?
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- You know that new
client who keeps giving us
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these amazing jobs?
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- Mr. V?
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- Holy shit.
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- That look on your face, Fran.
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Do you mind if I smoke?
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But it's not easy tracking
down trained killers,
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it took me years, but then I...
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Then I engineered a perfect
excuse to bump into you.
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- Class of '89 reunion!
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- I'm head of the
organising committee.
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Control freak alert.
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- And set myself up as Mr. V.
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pulling contracts
off the dark web.
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It really is amazing
what you find on there,
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and then giving them
to my two new clients.
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There was something
so fucking delicious
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about knowing where you
were, who you were with,
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who you were killing.
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Pulling all the
strings between you.
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- And there is a
little sofa emoji
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hurdling its way down the M6.
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- And without Mr. V how could
I execute my master stroke?
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- We've got sent another job.
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- The Japan job.
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- I'm embarrassed to show
you the salary, but...
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- What better way to pander
to your pathetic ego?
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Pull your friendship apart.
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- I think you should go, Fran.
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- Make Jamie believe that you'd
fallen off the map forever.
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Maybe it would've been
easier to take up the flute,
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but why play an instrument when
you can play the orchestra?
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- Fucking psycho.
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You fuck, fucking
psycho, you psycho bitch!
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Get away, bitch!
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- Temper temper.
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Oh, I nearly forgot.
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I thought you might
need something
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to help you through
this difficult time.
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- Hello and
welcome to "It's All About You"
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with me, Kat Gateskill.
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Chapter one, destiny is
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a three letter word.
- I only smoke after sex.
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- Y-O-U.
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Are you ready to live a new life
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for the-
- You just got fucked.
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- Are
you ready to live a life
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filled with adventure
and new horizons?
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Are you ready to break free
and start really enjoying life?
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I've never been to Fiji, but
I'd like to go there one day.
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They say that no
man is an island.
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That's true, I'm not an island,
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I'm a continent and so are you.
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I sincerely hope
that completing this
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12 hour introduction course
- Yes, yes.
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Is just a first step
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on an exciting new journey.
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- Well you've locked me in
a basement, so I doubt it!
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- But for
now, have a good afternoon.
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And remember, you deserve it.
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- Oh, thank god.
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- Hello and welcome to-
- No, no shut up!
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Shut up, shut up!
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Right, what have I got?
- Are you ready to live
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a life filled with adventure.
- Great, dog food.
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- And new horizons.
- Oh god, not even Iams,
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the stingy cow.
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Right, this is 40%
beef, meaty chunks,
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guaranteed glossy coats.
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Now I'm in.
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I mean, how bad can it be?
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- And
the potential of you
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for the beginning of living
openly and courageously
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in your own personal universe.
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- Right, you're not
responding to my messages,
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but you will not be able
to resist singing along to
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our karaoke song.
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I'll be Danny and the boys, obvs.
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? Summer lovin',
had me a blast ?
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? Lo-lovin' happened so fast ?
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? I met a girl crazy for me ?
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? Met a boy cute as can be ?
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? Summer days drifting away ?
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? To uh, oh those
summer nights ?
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? Oh well, oh well, oh well oh ?
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- The
only person stopping you
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from going out there and
getting everything you want,
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everything you deserve.
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All it takes for
you to break free-
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- Yes, yes!
- Is the believe that
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you can break free.
- Come on!
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Repeat after me.
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I have trapped myself,
I have trapped myself,
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I have trapped myself.
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I can free myself.
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Come on, say it with me.
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I can free myself,
I can free myself.
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Do you ever get that
feeling like you're trapped?
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In your own-
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Well, me too.
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Sometimes I feel like I'm
trapped in my own success.
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? Those summer nights ?
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- Okay, I was a little bit
off on that key change,
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so you will have to adjust
your line accordingly.
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But, seriously mate, though,
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will you let me know
that you're okay?
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I miss you.
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- I
believe it was the late
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great Walt Disney who once
said "If you can dream it,
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you can do it."
- That's my phone.
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Yes, Jamie, go in, go in,
go in, get it, get it!
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Jamie, Jamie, behind you!
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- Jamie?
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- Oh, Kat, you scared me.
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Why have you got a gun?
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- Two women on their own
out in the countryside,
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a big house like this.
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Can't be too careful.
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- Yeah, I'm sorry,
I couldn't sleep.
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I was just thinking about
checking the windows
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were shut because I
didn't want your office
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to fill with bats.
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- Oh.
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- Night.
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- You're
exploring the world.
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You're climbing every mountain
and swimming every sea.
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Get that feeling
like you're trapped.
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- Right, what's for dessert?
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Mutton, beef, baked beans?
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- I can relate.
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Sometimes I feel like I'm
trapped in my own success.
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- You utter bitch!
- Anger is not your friend.
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- Bitch!
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- Oh, morning.
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Get back to sleep okay?
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Going somewhere?
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- Sorry, Kat, I need to go
and check that Fran's okay.
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- Oh, Jamie, how many times?
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She's on the other
side of the world.
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- Yeah, I think there's
something seriously wrong.
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- Fran doesn't want you
to contact her ever again.
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She was very
explicit about that.
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- I don't remember
telling you that.
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- No, I just mean her soft
launch, the way she behaved.
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She was basically
saying "Fuck you".
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- Kat, listen, I just feel
that something's not right.
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And I know Fran messed
up, but whatever happens
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she'll always be my best friend.
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And if I think she
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might be in trouble.
- Fran, Fran, Fran, Fran.
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Why do I have to keep
hearing about fucking Fran?
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She's gone, you idiot!
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- Oh my god, Kat.
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- Oh.
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- Kat, you're bleeding.
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- Oh, Jamie, I'm
sorry, you're right.
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If you're worried
about your friend,
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you should go and check on her.
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- Thanks, Kat.
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- Maybe I could make you
something yummy before you go.
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Don't want to send you
off with an empty stomach.
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- Okay, a quick snack
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and then I've gotta go.
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- Okay.
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Well, you set the table and
I'll throw something together.
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- There's
only the absence of success.
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And you can try this
exercise anywhere; in bed,
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at a picnic with friends.
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Just take a deep breath
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and say I am in control.
- The fuck is that?
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Oh, my God.
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Jamie, don't eat
anything she gives you.
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Jamie, Jamie!
- Everything else
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is welcome to be forgiven.
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- Oh come on, think.
- Climbing every mountain
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and swimming every sea.
- Think, think, think.
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- The best part?
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You're only just
getting started.
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Let me ask you a question.
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Can someone else suffer for you?
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Can someone else feel
pleasure for you?
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How about, can someone
achieve your goals for you?
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- Hope you're hungry!
258
00:14:45,515 --> 00:14:47,533
- Oh.
259
00:14:49,072 --> 00:14:51,070
Smells great.
260
00:14:53,548 --> 00:14:56,965
- Jamie, you've
forgotten my spoon.
261
00:14:57,065 --> 00:15:00,622
Honestly, if your head
wasn't screwed on.
262
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:03,919
- That's
the day you start living
263
00:15:04,019 --> 00:15:05,158
your life for you.
264
00:15:05,258 --> 00:15:07,256
- Here we go, yes!
265
00:15:09,574 --> 00:15:14,330
- Ah.
266
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:24,800
- I
want you to promise me
267
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,459
that you'll never say the words
268
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,957
"It was somebody else's
fault" ever again.
269
00:15:30,356 --> 00:15:31,654
If you're not happy
with your situation,
270
00:15:31,754 --> 00:15:36,011
it's nobody's fault but-
271
00:15:36,111 --> 00:15:38,448
- What's that?
272
00:15:38,548 --> 00:15:40,527
- Oh, don't worry, I think
I know what's happened.
273
00:15:40,627 --> 00:15:42,625
You wait here.
274
00:15:53,935 --> 00:15:55,354
Where are you, Fran?
275
00:16:11,599 --> 00:16:13,598
- Oh my...
276
00:16:14,637 --> 00:16:16,255
- I sincerely
hope that completing
277
00:16:16,355 --> 00:16:18,573
this 12 hour introductory
course is just
278
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:21,810
the first step on an exciting-
- Oh fuck, fuck.
279
00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:24,048
- But for
now, it's goodbye from me.
280
00:16:24,148 --> 00:16:25,607
Kat Gateskill.
281
00:16:25,707 --> 00:16:29,424
With love, hugs, and
bucket loads of positivity.
282
00:16:31,502 --> 00:16:35,518
You deserve it.
- Okay, you wanna play,
283
00:16:35,618 --> 00:16:39,575
I'll fucking play.
284
00:16:43,971 --> 00:16:45,969
Jamie?
285
00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:48,147
Jamie!
286
00:16:48,247 --> 00:16:49,786
Oh, there you are.
287
00:16:49,886 --> 00:16:53,063
We have to go now, I think
there might be an intruder.
288
00:16:53,163 --> 00:16:54,342
- What are you doing with this?
289
00:16:54,442 --> 00:16:56,420
- Have you been going
through my office?
290
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,298
I can't believe
you'd abuse my trust.
291
00:16:58,398 --> 00:16:59,657
- What have you done with Fran
292
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,256
and what are you doing
with that shotgun?
293
00:17:01,356 --> 00:17:03,354
- I'll explain that later,
but now we have to go.
294
00:17:04,673 --> 00:17:07,290
Why can't you just do what
you're fucking told for once?
295
00:17:10,548 --> 00:17:12,366
You were my best friend first.
296
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,464
She was just a new girl.
297
00:17:21,898 --> 00:17:23,236
- Are
you ready to break free
298
00:17:23,336 --> 00:17:25,335
and start really enjoying life?
299
00:17:26,533 --> 00:17:30,770
Here's a secret: you-
300
00:17:33,048 --> 00:17:34,826
- Jamie!
301
00:17:34,926 --> 00:17:37,684
- Shit.
302
00:17:40,122 --> 00:17:42,060
- I
want to open your mind,
303
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,418
just like you've
opened this book.
304
00:17:44,518 --> 00:17:46,416
For an account on my website,
305
00:17:46,516 --> 00:17:49,213
look at the other
side of this book.
306
00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:14,691
- Shit.
307
00:18:20,686 --> 00:18:23,224
- Jamie.
308
00:18:23,324 --> 00:18:25,322
I just want to talk.
309
00:19:00,451 --> 00:19:02,429
Jamie.
310
00:19:02,529 --> 00:19:03,788
I know we can work this out,
311
00:19:03,888 --> 00:19:05,926
I just want what's best for you.
312
00:19:06,805 --> 00:19:08,304
- Jamie.
313
00:19:08,404 --> 00:19:10,402
Jamie.
314
00:19:14,399 --> 00:19:16,397
- Jamie.
315
00:19:17,476 --> 00:19:21,293
Come on.
316
00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:24,410
Jamie?
317
00:19:26,308 --> 00:19:27,247
- You're here!
318
00:19:27,347 --> 00:19:28,246
- Yes, I am.
319
00:19:28,346 --> 00:19:29,066
I've been here the whole time.
320
00:19:29,146 --> 00:19:29,765
- What? In the maze?
321
00:19:29,865 --> 00:19:31,324
- No.
322
00:19:31,424 --> 00:19:32,822
No, she locked me in the
basement after the soft launch.
323
00:19:32,902 --> 00:19:34,721
- Oh, Fran, I'm so sorry.
324
00:19:34,821 --> 00:19:36,000
You were totally right.
325
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,398
- Yeah.
- She's insane.
326
00:19:37,498 --> 00:19:38,957
She's trying to kill me.
327
00:19:39,057 --> 00:19:40,476
- Listen, she had the house
hooked up with cameras
328
00:19:40,576 --> 00:19:42,234
and I saw everything.
329
00:19:42,334 --> 00:19:43,833
- Were you watching
me on the toilet?
330
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,271
- Why would your
mind go there first?
331
00:19:45,371 --> 00:19:47,370
- Okay, but were you though?
332
00:19:48,449 --> 00:19:50,467
- No.
333
00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:51,626
Really good to see you.
334
00:19:51,726 --> 00:19:53,384
- Oh, you too, mate.
335
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,622
- Okay.
336
00:19:55,722 --> 00:19:57,301
- Yeah.
337
00:19:57,401 --> 00:20:00,578
- Let's get outta here.
338
00:20:03,675 --> 00:20:05,294
- Well isn't this perfect?
339
00:20:05,394 --> 00:20:08,211
Fran getting between
me and Jamie yet again.
340
00:20:08,311 --> 00:20:10,130
- You've only got one shot left.
341
00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:12,847
- Don't worry, this thing
can rip through a car door.
342
00:20:12,947 --> 00:20:14,945
One shot's enough
for the pair of you.
343
00:20:17,144 --> 00:20:20,341
Why couldn't you just
be my friend, Jamie?
344
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,418
That's all I wanted.
345
00:20:24,337 --> 00:20:28,534
I became a multimillionaire,
I put you up in a palace,
346
00:20:29,373 --> 00:20:31,551
I got my teeth fixed.
347
00:20:31,651 --> 00:20:36,546
And still, you're
choosing her over me.
348
00:20:36,646 --> 00:20:39,784
- That's not exactly how
friendship works though, is it?
349
00:20:39,884 --> 00:20:41,862
- People fucking died
so we could be together.
350
00:20:41,962 --> 00:20:43,061
- Wait, what?
351
00:20:43,161 --> 00:20:45,419
- Oh, I'll tell you later.
352
00:20:45,519 --> 00:20:47,097
- Wait, Kat.
353
00:20:47,197 --> 00:20:49,855
We can still be friends, we
can all three be friends.
354
00:20:49,955 --> 00:20:52,612
I mean, three is a great
number for friendship.
355
00:20:52,712 --> 00:20:54,331
The Three Amigos.
356
00:20:54,431 --> 00:20:56,769
Harry, Hermione,
Ron, the Sugarbabes.
357
00:20:56,869 --> 00:20:58,407
I know there were
a lot of lineups,
358
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,905
but at base always
just the three.
359
00:21:02,424 --> 00:21:04,122
- Wow.
360
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,120
You really mean that, Jamie?
361
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:07,120
The three of us?
362
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,218
- Definitely.
363
00:21:10,377 --> 00:21:12,535
- Sorry, Jamie, but
three's a crowd.
364
00:21:24,005 --> 00:21:25,863
- She poisoned the
food, I knew it.
365
00:21:25,963 --> 00:21:27,102
- No, she poisoned your food.
366
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,501
I saw her do it.
367
00:21:28,601 --> 00:21:31,019
- I switched the bowls.
368
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,491
- I'm sorry.
369
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:41,090
- A bit late for that.
370
00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:42,648
- I know she's
trying to kill us,
371
00:21:42,748 --> 00:21:45,726
but is it weird that I actually
feel kind of bad for her?
372
00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:48,443
I mean, her last words
were "I'm sorry".
373
00:21:48,543 --> 00:21:49,562
- I'm sorry I didn't
kill you both.
374
00:21:49,662 --> 00:21:50,761
- Jesus!
375
00:21:53,019 --> 00:21:54,558
- Still
feeling sorry for her?
376
00:21:54,658 --> 00:21:55,557
- Not at all, no.
377
00:21:55,657 --> 00:21:56,796
- No, shall we?
378
00:21:56,896 --> 00:21:58,035
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
379
00:21:58,135 --> 00:21:58,994
Come on.
- Come on.
380
00:21:59,094 --> 00:22:01,032
- Let's go.
381
00:22:01,132 --> 00:22:03,270
- So, just to recap...
382
00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:04,269
- How many more times?
383
00:22:04,369 --> 00:22:05,708
I did not see you take a dump.
384
00:22:05,808 --> 00:22:07,666
- Oh god, oh.
385
00:22:07,766 --> 00:22:09,145
Hang on, it's this way.
- No, no, no, it's not.
386
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,224
This is way.
387
00:22:10,324 --> 00:22:11,623
I'm sure.
- Oh no, come this way.
388
00:22:11,723 --> 00:22:12,902
- Oh, okay.
- No, trust me, trust me.
389
00:22:13,002 --> 00:22:14,580
- Okay.
390
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,778
No, it's just it would kinda
change the dynamic of things.
391
00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:19,816
- What, the dynamic
of who's seen who do a poo?
392
00:22:19,916 --> 00:22:21,854
- Yeah, I mean
basically to even things up
393
00:22:21,954 --> 00:22:24,252
I'd have to then
view you doing a poo.
394
00:22:24,352 --> 00:22:25,271
- Well if we don't
get out of here soon
395
00:22:25,351 --> 00:22:26,730
that's gonna become a reality.
396
00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:28,688
- Oh, that's it.
- Okay, this is the exit.
397
00:22:28,788 --> 00:22:30,786
Oh.
- Oh, for God's sake.
398
00:22:31,386 --> 00:22:35,202
? Summer lovin' had me a blast ?
399
00:22:35,302 --> 00:22:39,039
? Summer lovin'
happened so fast ?
400
00:22:39,139 --> 00:22:42,835
? I met a girl crazy for me ?
401
00:22:42,935 --> 00:22:46,712
? Met a boy cute as can be ?
402
00:22:46,812 --> 00:22:49,789
? Summer days drifting away ?
403
00:22:49,889 --> 00:22:52,387
? To uh, oh those
summer nights ?
404
00:22:52,487 --> 00:22:54,505
? Oh well, oh well,
oh well oh, uh ?
405
00:22:54,605 --> 00:22:56,304
? Tell me more, tell me more ?
406
00:22:56,404 --> 00:22:58,342
? Did you get very far ?
407
00:22:58,442 --> 00:22:59,581
? Tell me more, tell me more ?
408
00:22:59,681 --> 00:23:01,759
? But does he have a car? ?
409
00:23:01,809 --> 00:23:06,359
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