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GOOD, EVERYBODY.
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HOLD PLANK.
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GOOD.
BELLY TOWARDS YOUR SPINE,
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AND NOW
WE'RE GOING TO LOWER DOWN
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AND COME UP INTO
WHAT I LIKE TO CALL...
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SNAKE.
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"SSSS!"
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AND THEN,
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THERE'S THIS GREAT YOGA WORD
FOR THIS POSE,
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AND I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT IS,
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BUT IT KIND OF SOUNDS
LIKE A SNEEZE,
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IT'S LIKE, "AH...SNASANASA!"
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AN-NA-NA-NA-NA.
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"ANJANEYASANA."
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"ANJANEYASANA!"
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THANK YOU, MRS. KLEMMER.
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AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE
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YOU KEEP YOUR KNEE
OVER YOUR ANKLE
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SO YOU DON'T DAMAGE
YOUR PATELLA.
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OH.
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YEAH.
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DO YOU WANT TO COME UP
AND SHOW US?
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OKAY.
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GREAT. THANK YOU.
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ALL RIGHT.
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KNEE OVER THE ANKLE,
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ARMS UP IN THE AIR.
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ANJANEYASANA.
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WARRIOR TWO.
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MRS. KLEMMER...
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YEAH?
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YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT THIS.
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DO YOU WANT TO
TAKE OVER THE CLASS?
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OH. SURE,
OF COURSE.
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REALLY?
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THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
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OKAY.
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I'M GOING TO GO.
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OKAY. BYE.
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I'M JUST GOING
TO GET MY BAG.
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THANK YOU.
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OH.
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I'M SORRY, JIMMY.
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I DON'T THINK
I'M VERY GOOD AT THIS.
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IT HAPPENS.
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NOW THAT YOU'RE FREE,
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I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE
WE COULD GO OUT SOMETIME.
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OH.
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I DON'T DATE MY BOSSES.
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GREAT, BECAUSE
I'M NOT YOUR BOSS ANYMORE.
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OR MY EX-BOSS.
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LET ME TAKE
YOUR ARM.
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OH, WHAT
A GENTLEMAN.
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THANK YOU.
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SO, WHAT ARE WE
DOING TONIGHT?
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TONIGHT, IT'S DINNER
AT A ROMANTIC LITTLE SPOT
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OFF THE BEATEN TRACK
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WITH THE BEST FOOD
IN THE CITY.
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THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
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YEAH, THEN TOMORROW,
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I WAS THINKING
BREAKFAST IN THE COUNTRY
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WITH MY MOTHER.
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SHE'S VERY EXCITED
TO MEET YOU.
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ARE YOU A SIZE 2?
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BECAUSE IF YOU ARE,
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HER WEDDING DRESS
WOULD BE A PERFECT FIT.
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UM... MIKE?
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UH... YOU KNOW WHAT,
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SUDDENLY,
I'M NOT THAT HUNGRY.
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UM, MAYBE WE CAN
TAKE A RAIN CHECK?
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SURE.
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YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.
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UH... IT'S SUPPOSED TO RAIN
NEXT WEEK.
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YOU'RE BACK ALREADY?
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TWO MINUTES.
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THAT IS A RECORD EVEN FOR YOU.
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I MAY NOT KNOW WHAT I WANT,
BUT I KNOW WHAT I DON'T WANT.
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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THAT WAS THE SOUND
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OF THE LAST TIME
I LET YOU FIX ME UP.
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HIS EX SAID HE WAS A CATCH.
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MAYBE THERE'S A REASON
SHE'S HIS EX.
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OR MAYBE THERE'S A REASON
YOU DON'T GIVE ANYONE,
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OR ANYTHING, A CHANCE.
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I GIVE EVERYTHING A CHANCE.
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REALLY?
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HOW WAS THE JOB
AT THE DENTAL OFFICE?
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-NOT--
-FOR YOU.
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I DON'T LIKE TEETH.
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YOU KNOW WHO THAT SOUNDS LIKE?
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DON'T SAY "MOM".
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DID YOU READ HER LAST POSTCARD?
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SHE'S IN MAINE,
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ON A HIKING TRIP.
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OH, YOU'RE TWO WEEKS BEHIND.
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I JUST SAW
ON HER FACEBOOK PAGE
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THAT SHE MET
A BUNCH OF TOURISTS,
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AND SHE'S JOINING THEM
FOR A CRUISE--
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EXACTLY.
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SHE CAN'T EVEN
COMMIT TO A HIKE.
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WELL, I CAN COMMIT.
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I JUST...
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I HAVEN'T FOUND THE THING
I'M REALLY GOOD AT YET.
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ROB! STEVE!
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DINNER'S READY, OKAY?
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HEY, NO,
IT'S MY SWORD!
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THE DRAGON AGAIN.
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I GOT THIS.
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THANKS, POPPY.
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HEY, GUYS.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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BUT AUNT POPPY,
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STEVE WON'T
GIVE ME HIS SWORD.
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IT'S NOT MY FAULT
YOU BROKE YOURS.
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DO YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?
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HEAR WHAT?
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IT'S THE DRAGON BREATHING.
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AND WHILE YOU TWO
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FIGHT OVER THAT SWORD,
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HE'S GETTING CLOSER.
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NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT'S
MORE IMPORTANT THAN A SWORD
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WHEN YOU'RE DEFENDING YOURSELF
AGAINST A ROGUE DRAGON?
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NO.
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A FIREPROOF SHIELD.
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THROW ME THAT PILLOW.
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NOW, WHEN THAT DRAGON
BREATHES ON YOU,
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YOU ARE TOAST.
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YOU'RE WORSE THAN TOAST,
YOU'RE BURNT TOAST.
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NOW GO...
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DEFEAT THE DRAGON.
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BOTH OF YOU.
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TAKE THAT.
IN YOUR FACE, DRAGON.
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TAKE THAT, DRAGON!
YOU'LL NEVER GET US!
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WELL, YOU DO KNOW I'M NEVER
GETTING THAT PILLOW BACK, RIGHT?
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SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR SAVING
THE KINGDOM FROM RUIN.
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WE DID IT!
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WE GOT HIM!
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YEAH!
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THAT'S AWESOME.
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THIS...
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IS SOMETHING
YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT.
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THIS BROCCOLI
IS REALLY GOOD, MOM.
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MM-MM.
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HELLO?
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...LOOK, WE'RE GETTING
5,000 DOWNLOADS A DAY,
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AND IF WE CAN LAND THIS,
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THAT NUMBER DOUBLES.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
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WELL, I DON'T THINK
IT'S THAT COMPLICATED,
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WE JUST--
WE JUST TELL THEM WHO WE ARE.
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YOU KNOW, WE'RE A YOUNG,
PROVEN COMPANY,
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WE'VE GOT APPS THAT WORK,
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AND THIS ONE HAS
A GREAT INTERFACE,
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IT'S SIMPLE.
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EXACTLY.
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YEAH, AND I JUST THINK
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WE SHARE, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, THE COMMENTS,
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YOU KNOW, IT'S GOT--
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HERE I'VE GOT 'EM
RIGHT HERE.
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I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK.
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OH, SURE, YUP.
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CAN I HELP YOU?
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OH!
I'M POPPY SUMMERALL.
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TEMPORARILY FOR YOU.
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I MADE A BUSINESS CARD
AND EVERYTHING.
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YES.
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YOU'RE MEGAN'S SISTER.
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AND YOU'RE RYAN LARSON.
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YEAH, COME ON IN.
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THANK YOU!
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ANY TROUBLE
FINDING THE PLACE?
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NO, I JUST LOOKED FOR
THE ONLY HOUSE ON THE BLOCK
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WITHOUT
HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS.
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YEAH. YEAH, UH...
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HALLOWEEN WAS KIND OF
MY WIFE'S THING.
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OH. I'M SORRY.
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I DIDN'T MEAN TO...
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NO, NO, NO,
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IT'S OKAY.
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IT'S BEEN ALMOST FOUR YEARS NOW.
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ANYWAY, THANK YOU
FOR COMING.
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MY COMPANY IS EXPANDING
ONE OF OUR APPS,
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SO IT'S...
IT'S CRUNCH TIME.
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I CAN CRUNCH.
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GREAT.
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GREAT, WELL,
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU.
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OKAY.
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HEY, GUYS!
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COME AND MEET POPPY.
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DO WE HAVE TO?
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SHE'S YOUR
NEW NANNY, SO YES.
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BUT WE DON'T WANT
A NEW NANNY.
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TELL THEM
I'M A MERMAID.
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SHE'S A MERMAID!
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HI.
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I TOLD YOU SHE'S NOT
A REAL MERMAID.
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-THAT'S ZOE.
-HI, ZOE.
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HELLO.
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AND THAT BOY HIDING
BEHIND HIS BIG SISTER IS ZACH.
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HELLO, ZACH.
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YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT
A BIG SISTER, TOO.
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HER KIDS
GO TO YOUR SCHOOL.
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SORRY.
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THEY'LL WARM
RIGHT UP TO YOU.
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THAT'S OKAY.
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THEY MUST HAVE REALLY LIKED
THEIR LAST NANNY.
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OH, THAT'S... A LONG STORY.
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I'M ON MY WAY.
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OKAY, ARE WE GOOD TO GO?
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YEAH, ALL NANNIED UP.
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GREAT.
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I DON'T USUALLY WORK SUNDAYS,
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BUT THIS IS A CRAZY WEEK, SO...
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UM, EMERGENCY NUMBERS
ARE ON THE FRIDGE.
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HERE ARE THESE,
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AND, UM...
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THANKS.
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...THE SECRET
PASSWORD
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IS "PUMPKINHEAD."
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FOR NOW.
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GOT IT.
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ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD ONE.
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YEAH, YOU TOO.
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THANKS.
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HELLO.
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THIS IS.
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YOU GUYS IN THERE?
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NO!
YES!
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OW!
UH, I MEAN, NO.
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CAN I COME IN?
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WHAT'S
THE PASSWORD?
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PASSWORD.
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-NOT EVEN CLOSE.
-FLIBBITY-JIBBIT.
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BINGO-BONGO.
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NO!
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I DON'T...
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PUMPKINHEAD?
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MY DAD TOLD YOU.
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MAYBE.
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OR MAYBE MERMAIDS
CAN READ MINDS.
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WHAT AM I THINKING?
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HMM...
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YOU'RE THINKING
"WHAT AM I THINKING?"
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YOU GUYS WANNA GO
HAVE SOME FUN?
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THAT'S GOT TO BE
A NEW INBOX RECORD.
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NOW, THIS
IS A HARVEST FESTIVAL.
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IF YOU'RE A MERMAID,
THEN WHERE'S YOUR TAIL?
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IT ONLY COMES OUT
IN THE OCEAN.
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WHAT DO YOU EAT?
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SEAWEED AND ALGAE.
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YOU DON'T EAT FISH?
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NO, FISH
ARE MY FRIENDS.
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DO YOU SPEAK FISH?
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FLUENTLY.
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BUT MY FRENCH
IS BETTER.
256
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CORN ON THE COB.
257
00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:13,542
DO YOU KNOW HOW
TO PICK OUT CORN?
258
00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:15,500
SO GET THE ONES
259
00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:17,208
THAT ARE, LIKE, KIND OF
YELLOW UNDERNEATH.
260
00:10:17,291 --> 00:10:19,917
THOSE ARE
THE GOOD ONES.
261
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,250
WHAT'S YOUR
FAVORITE FOOD?
262
00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:22,542
HOW MANY MARSHMALLOWS
CAN YOU FIT IN YOUR MOUTH
263
00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:23,625
AT ONE TIME?
264
00:10:23,709 --> 00:10:24,583
WHAT'S THE SCARIEST
ROLLER COASTER
265
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:25,625
YOU'VE EVER BEEN ON?
266
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:26,625
AND CAN GHOSTS SWIM?
267
00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,291
ANYTHING WITH MUSTARD.
268
00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:30,458
NINE.
269
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,458
DROP OF DOOM.
270
00:10:31,542 --> 00:10:33,625
ONLY FISH GHOSTS.
271
00:10:33,709 --> 00:10:35,917
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
WITH ALL THIS CORN?
272
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,250
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE CORN BREAD.
273
00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:39,417
YEAH, WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO WITH THAT?
274
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:40,834
WE'RE GOING TO EAT IT.
275
00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:43,333
ALONG WITH THE CHILI
WE'RE GONNA MAKE FOR DINNER.
276
00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:44,917
DOES YOUR DAD LIKE CHILI?
277
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,625
HE EATS AT WORK.
278
00:10:46,709 --> 00:10:48,375
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE WITH US.
279
00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:50,125
SO HE DOESN'T
HAVE TO BE.
280
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:52,417
I'M BET HE WISHES
HE WAS HERE.
281
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:53,583
I HATE CORN BREAD.
282
00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,333
-MORE FOR ME!
-AND ME!
283
00:10:56,709 --> 00:10:58,917
SPIDER! SPIDER!
284
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,166
OH...
285
00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:01,291
SPIDER!
286
00:11:01,375 --> 00:11:02,375
LET'S GO.
287
00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:03,542
ZACH, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
COME BACK.
288
00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:04,500
ZACH!
289
00:11:14,291 --> 00:11:15,291
SO, I THINK THAT
290
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,000
SPIDERS MIGHT LIKE
CORN ON THE COB
291
00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,125
AS MUCH AS PEOPLE DO.
292
00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:22,125
SORRY, BUDDY.
293
00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:25,458
OKAY, I'M GOING TO BE
RIGHT OVER THERE
294
00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:27,208
IF YOU NEED ME, OKAY?
295
00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:28,166
RIGHT THERE.
296
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,625
HEY, ZOE.
297
00:11:36,709 --> 00:11:37,875
LET ME GUESS,
298
00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:39,417
HE'S NOT
TALKING TO YOU?
299
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:40,458
NO.
300
00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:41,709
THAT'S OKAY.
301
00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:43,333
TALKING'S OVERRATED.
302
00:11:43,417 --> 00:11:44,417
I'M GONNA TALK
TO THESE GUYS.
303
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,875
HEY, NANNY!
304
00:11:45,959 --> 00:11:47,625
HI! I'M A NANNY, TOO.
305
00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:49,500
I KNOW WHY THEY
CALL IT A NANNY GOAT.
306
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,792
WHY?
307
00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:53,417
BECAUSE NANNIES COME IN
AND TRY TO TAKE OVER.
308
00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:57,333
MY FAVORITE SWEATER!
309
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,583
OH, NO.
310
00:11:58,667 --> 00:11:59,500
OKAY, UM, UM...
311
00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:00,583
OFF!
312
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:01,875
ROLL OVER! SPIT!
313
00:12:01,959 --> 00:12:02,875
UH, HEEL!
314
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,250
UM, UH... OH.
315
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,583
THIS IS
ALL YOUR FAULT!
316
00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:09,875
I WANT TO GO HOME!
317
00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:12,542
ME TOO.
318
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:16,000
ME THREE.
319
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:34,625
SLEEP WELL.
320
00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:37,792
YOU WOKE ME.
321
00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:41,208
AWESOME.
322
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,166
DON'T WORRY, IT'S JUST
A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD.
323
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:16,542
I'M KIDDING.
324
00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:17,667
IT'S JUICE.
325
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,125
SO, THINGS WENT WELL, THEN?
326
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:20,834
COMPLETELY PAINLESS.
327
00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:21,834
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE RUG.
328
00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:22,917
PLEASE.
329
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,458
THE KIDS ASLEEP?
330
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:25,834
ONE IS.
331
00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:27,750
THE OTHER'S FAKING.
332
00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:29,625
I TOOK THEM
TO THE HARVEST FESTIVAL,
333
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,625
WHERE ZACH HAD AN UNFORTUNATE
ARACHNID INCIDENT,
334
00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:34,458
AND ZOE'S FAVORITE SWEATER
335
00:13:34,542 --> 00:13:36,375
IS CURRENTLY BEING DIGESTED
BY A GOAT.
336
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:38,083
OH.
337
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:39,291
THEY ARE WONDERFUL KIDS.
338
00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:40,917
OH, NO...
339
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,333
FUNNY, AND UNIQUE,
AND ENGAGING...
340
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:44,750
YOU'RE QUITTING?
341
00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:46,667
I JUST DON'T THINK
THIS IS FOR ME.
342
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:47,667
IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY.
343
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:48,917
IS THAT ALL?
344
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,250
OKAY, A LONG DAY.
345
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,792
BUT, YOU KNOW...
346
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:54,834
THE TRUTH IS,
I'M NOT ACTUALLY A NANNY.
347
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:55,875
I KNOW.
348
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:57,000
I'VE NEVER
DONE THIS BEFORE,
349
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,667
EXCEPT FOR WITH
MY SISTER'S KIDS,
350
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,750
AND THEY HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME
BECAUSE WE'RE RELATED.
351
00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:02,250
WAIT, WHAT?
352
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,542
YOUR SISTER TOLD ME
ON THE PHONE THE OTHER DAY.
353
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,375
AND YOU STILL HIRED ME?
354
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:07,959
YOU MUST BE
REALLY DESPERATE.
355
00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:09,291
NO, IT'S JUST...
356
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:12,834
PLEASE, CAN YOU JUST HANG ON
A COUPLE MORE WEEKS?
357
00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:13,792
WHAT DAY IS TODAY?
358
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:14,875
STILL SUNDAY.
359
00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:16,333
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
360
00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:17,709
LOOK, I GET IT.
361
00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:20,041
KIDS ARE A HUGE COMMITMENT,
362
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:23,875
EVEN WHEN
THEY'RE NOT YOURS.
363
00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:30,458
I CAN COMMIT.
364
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,500
I CAN COMMIT.
365
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:35,458
TILL THE END OF THE MONTH.
366
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,333
WHAT ABOUT...
367
00:14:38,417 --> 00:14:39,417
NEXT MONTH?
368
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,542
THANKSGIVING?
369
00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:41,583
THIS MONTH.
HALLOWEEN.
370
00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:42,667
PERFECT. DEAL.
371
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,417
GREAT. THANK YOU.
372
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,667
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
373
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:46,709
OKAY.
374
00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:52,041
SAY, DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD DO, LIKE,00 A.M.?
375
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,792
UH, DON'T PUSH IT.
376
00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:54,834
BUT I'M COMMITTING.
377
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,041
COMMITTING.
378
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,291
HELLO, SISTER.
379
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,250
HOW DID IT GO?
380
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,166
DON'T ASK.
381
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,083
JUST TELL ME
YOU DIDN'T QUIT ALREADY.
382
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,417
I DIDN'T QUIT.
383
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,875
BUT YOU'RE GOING TO.
384
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,709
I TOLD HIM I WOULD STAY
TILL HALLOWEEN.
385
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:29,709
HE'S A GOOD GUY.
386
00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:31,208
HE'S A WORKAHOLIC.
387
00:15:31,291 --> 00:15:32,375
AND HE'S CUTE.
388
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:33,792
HE'S MY BOSS.
389
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:35,208
TEMPORARILY.
390
00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:36,750
COME ON,
391
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:37,875
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY
392
00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:39,291
THROUGH MY SINGLE SISTER'S
DATING LIFE
393
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,083
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DATING LIFE?
394
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,375
SO, WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO ABOUT THE FACT
395
00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:48,458
THAT RYAN'S KIDS
DON'T WANT ME THERE?
396
00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:51,041
JUST BE YOU.
397
00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:57,000
ZACH, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
398
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,000
YES, YOU DID.
399
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:58,959
NO, I DIDN'T.
400
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,500
DAD!
401
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:02,834
WHAT'S THE MATTER, BUDDY?
CAN'T SLEEP?
402
00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:05,959
ZOE PUT A SPIDER IN MY BED.
403
00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:07,417
HEY, THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
I SAID, "WHAT IF I DID?"
404
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,667
YOU SAID YOU'D
PUT IT IN MY BED.
405
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,375
NO, I SAID,
"MAYBE I MIGHT."
406
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:14,083
GUYS, COME ON.
COME ON.
407
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:15,083
COME UP HERE.
408
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:23,583
OKAY, THERE ARE
ABSOLUTELY NO SPIDERS.
409
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,834
MRS. BROWER SAID
410
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,208
WE ALL EAT EIGHT SPIDERS
IN OUR SLEEP EVERY YEAR.
411
00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:28,834
I DON'T WANT TO
EAT A SPIDER!
412
00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:30,458
I DON'T WANT TO EAT
EIGHT SPIDERS.
413
00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:32,083
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED.
414
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:33,291
I'M SORRY, DAD,
415
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,458
I'M JUST SAYING WHAT I HEARD.
416
00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:36,458
IT'S A FACT.
417
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:37,458
THANK YOU.
418
00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:38,458
GO TO BED.
419
00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:09,000
...IF YOU CAN
RENDER IT IN TIME.
420
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:10,959
IS IT A BIG FILE?
421
00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:14,375
YEAH, THAT'S
A BIG FILE.
422
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:16,500
WELL, I DON'T WANT TO
SLOW THE SITE DOWN.
423
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,750
ALL RIGHT.
424
00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:21,333
ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU KNOW,
SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO,
425
00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:22,625
AND GET BACK TO ME.
426
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,208
HEY, AND TELL HAGASHIMOTO
HOW EXCITED WE ARE.
427
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:26,333
I GOTTA RUN.
428
00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:28,333
MY... MY BREAKFAST
MEETING'S HERE.
429
00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:29,792
YEAH. BYE.
430
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,417
BREAKFAST MEETING, HUH?
431
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,750
HUH, I WASN'T SURE
YOU WERE GONNA MAKE IT.
432
00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:36,792
"TEMPORARILY FOR YOU."
433
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:38,041
PLUS, I SAID I WOULD.
434
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,250
COFFEE?
435
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:40,375
SURE. CREAM,
TWO SUGARS.
436
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:41,458
ALL RIGHT.
437
00:17:41,542 --> 00:17:42,583
HOPE YOUR COFFEE-MAKING
438
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,250
IS BETTER THAN
YOUR SANDWICH-MAKING?
439
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,458
YOU REALLY KNOW HOW
TO BUTCHER A PB&J.
440
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:47,667
YOU SHOULD SEE
MY GRILLED CHEESE.
441
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:48,917
OOH, I THINK I PEELED
ONE OF THOSE
442
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,083
OFF MY SHOE
LAST NIGHT.
443
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:51,125
YEAH.
444
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,125
THERE YOU GO.
445
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,125
THANK YOU.
446
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:54,834
YEAH.
447
00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:58,083
ROUGH NIGHT?
448
00:17:58,166 --> 00:18:00,959
UH... CROWDED NIGHT.
449
00:18:01,041 --> 00:18:02,125
BOTH KIDS ENDED UP
SLEEPING IN MY BED.
450
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:05,125
IMPROMPTU SLUMBER PARTY,
LOVE IT.
451
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:06,917
MORE LIKE NIGHTMARE PATROL.
452
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:07,917
SPIDERS.
453
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,083
MY FAULT.
454
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,458
NO, IT'S STANDARD
OPERATING PROCEDURE.
455
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:13,959
SO, YOU'RE, UM...
456
00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:15,625
YOU'RE LIVING WITH
MEGAN AND THE BOYS?
457
00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:16,917
TEMPORARILY.
458
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,959
OH, SO YOU NORMALLY
LIVE ALONE?
459
00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:19,041
NORMALLY.
460
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,667
AH, SO YOU'RE SINGLE,
461
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:21,709
TEMPORARILY?
462
00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:23,250
THAT WOULD BE CORRECT.
463
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:25,208
SORRY, I DON'T MEAN TO PRY.
464
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:26,834
IT'S JUST YOU FIT WELL
INTO OUR TEST GROUP.
465
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:28,083
WHAT?
466
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,083
OH, UH, MY APP.
467
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:31,166
"FOOD WITH FRIENDS."
468
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,959
SO, SAY YOU'RE
DINING ALONE,
469
00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:34,458
AND YOU LOG INTO OUR APP,
470
00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:36,041
YOU CAN FIND OTHER PEOPLE NEARBY
471
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:38,166
THAT ARE DINING ALONE
AND DON'T WANT TO.
472
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,208
BOOM! YOU'RE HAVING
"FOOD WITH FRIENDS."
473
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,000
SOUNDS KIND OF AMAZING.
474
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,709
THAT'S BETTER THAN
"FOOD WITH ENEMIES."
475
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:44,834
OH, THAT'S MY NEXT APP.
476
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,166
ANYWAY, THIS COMPANY,
YAMAHARO GLOBAL,
477
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,500
IS CONSIDERING BUYING US,
478
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,208
WHICH WOULD EXPAND US
INTO FOREIGN MARKETS.
479
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:53,458
SOUNDS KIND OF HUGE.
480
00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:54,792
YEAH, MY BIG
PRESENTATION FOR IT
481
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,500
IS NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT.
482
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,166
-HALLOWEEN?
-YES.
483
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,709
YEAH.
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
484
00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:02,000
I DON'T THINK
THE JAPANESE CELEBRATE IT.
485
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:03,083
BUT WE DO CELEBRATE IT HERE.
486
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,083
I GOTTA RUN.
487
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,166
HERE.
488
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,250
WHAT'S THIS?
489
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:10,291
PB&J
MADE BY A PROFESSIONAL.
490
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:11,709
AH...
491
00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:12,750
THANK YOU.
492
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,166
YOU'RE WELCOME.
493
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,834
-ALL RIGHT.
-HAVE A GOOD ONE.
494
00:19:15,917 --> 00:19:17,959
-GOOD LUCK.
-THANKS.
495
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:21,625
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
496
00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:25,667
ZOE! ZACH!
497
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,625
ALMOST TIME FOR SCHOOL!
498
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:35,834
OKAY...
499
00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:38,208
I MEAN, ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!
500
00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,291
I USED TO LOVE IT!
501
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:42,667
MY FAVORITE SUBJECT
WAS ART CLASS,
502
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:43,709
AND LUNCH.
503
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:45,500
WHO'S YOUR
ART TEACHER?
504
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:47,250
BOY OR GIRL?
505
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,166
MY ART TEACHER'S NAME
WAS MISS A.
506
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:52,208
WE'LL TALK LATER.
507
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,000
WE'LL... FINISH THIS LATER.
508
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:02,041
WHAT IS...
509
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,333
OH, GROSS...
510
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,250
HI, IT'S MEGAN.
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.
511
00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:15,625
HI. YOU HAVE GOT
TO CALL ME BACK.
512
00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:17,583
I LITERALLY JUST SAT
513
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:20,000
IN A PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY SANDWICH.
514
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,709
UM... THESE KIDS HATE ME.
515
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:23,792
SO...
516
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,500
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
517
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,625
NEVER MIND, I JUST GOT AN IDEA.
518
00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:47,583
YOU'RE BACK.
519
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:48,875
YUP.
520
00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:50,333
HOW WAS SCHOOL?
521
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,750
IT WAS OKAY.
522
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:52,792
I HAD A GREAT DAY.
523
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:55,375
I SAT ON THE MOST DELICIOUS
524
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:56,834
PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY SANDWICH.
525
00:20:56,917 --> 00:20:59,458
MISS GREENE LET US WATCH
CARTOONS AFTER LUNCH.
526
00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,458
I HAD MISS GREENE
IN SECOND GRADE.
527
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:03,291
MAYBE THIS IS
THE SAME MISS GREENE.
528
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:04,875
WHAT IS SHE, ABOUT 100 BY NOW?
529
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:06,291
NO, SHE'S 50.
530
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:07,417
PROBABLY ABOUT
YOUR AGE.
531
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,458
YOU THINK I'M 50?
532
00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:10,125
PROBABLY 60.
533
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:11,250
WOW.
534
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,875
OKAY, GUYS,
LITTLE FIELD TRIP
535
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:14,041
BEFORE WE GO
BACK HOME.
536
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:15,750
NOW, LISTEN, I CAN'T LIE.
537
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:16,875
THERE ARE GOING TO BE SPIDERS,
538
00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:18,917
BUT THEY'RE GOING TO BE
FUN SPIDERS.
539
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,542
I PROMISE.
540
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:29,291
HALLOWEEN EVERYTHING!
541
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,417
WOW.
542
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,417
PRETTY COOL, HUH?
543
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,041
SPOOKY.
544
00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:35,417
WHOOP!
WE'RE GONNA NEED A CART--
545
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,250
BUT I'M DRIVING.
546
00:21:38,709 --> 00:21:41,542
HMM... THESE MASKS
ARE REALLY SPARKLY.
547
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:43,166
AH... BOO!
548
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,917
OH, HEY, THIS COULD LOOK COOL
OVER THE FRONT DOOR.
549
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,208
OR THESE, TOO.
550
00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:50,375
YES!
551
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:52,125
PUMPKINS AND SKELETON HEADS
GO TOGETHER
552
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:53,500
LIKE PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY.
553
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:56,125
I'M GOING TO FIND
SOME HEADSTONES!
554
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:59,208
OUR MOM USED TO DECORATE
FOR HALLOWEEN ALL THE TIME,
555
00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:01,208
AND THEN SHE GOT SICK.
556
00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:03,250
I'M SORRY.
557
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:05,667
IT'S OKAY,
IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
558
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:06,750
I DON'T REALLY
REMEMBER HER,
559
00:22:06,834 --> 00:22:08,583
AND ZACH
DOESN'T EITHER.
560
00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:10,500
I BET YOU TWO HAD
A LOT OF FUN TOGETHER.
561
00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:12,250
HEY!
562
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,125
LOOK AT THESE.
563
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:15,208
MY FRIEND HAD THESE LAST YEAR.
564
00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:18,000
HER PUMPKINS
LOOKED AMAZING.
565
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:20,125
OH, NO, WE DEFINITELY NEED
A PUMPKIN-CARVING KIT.
566
00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:22,417
ACTUALLY, WE NEED THREE.
567
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,291
TOO MANY PUMPKINS OUT THERE
NEEDING FACES.
568
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,333
OH, BUDDY,
THAT'S NOT REAL.
569
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,250
IT'S NOT REAL,
IT'S OKAY.
570
00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:34,875
I KNOW, BUT
IT'S STILL SCARY.
571
00:22:40,417 --> 00:22:41,834
HOW ABOUT NOW?
572
00:22:41,917 --> 00:22:42,959
HARD TO LOOK SPOOKY
573
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:44,750
WHEN YOU'VE GOT A WIG
ON YOUR HEAD, HUH?
574
00:22:44,834 --> 00:22:46,709
ALTHOUGH YOU'VE NEVER MET
MY AUNT ELEANOR.
575
00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:51,375
ALL RIGHT, WHAT
ELSE DO WE NEED?
576
00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:52,709
EVERYTHING!
577
00:22:52,792 --> 00:22:54,709
NEXT STOP,
ZOMBIE AISLE.
578
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:56,917
I LOVE ZOMBIES! YAY!
579
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,625
WAIT, SPIDERS, NO,
580
00:22:58,709 --> 00:23:01,333
BUT ZOMBIES HE LOVES?
581
00:23:01,417 --> 00:23:02,959
HE'S COMPLICATED.
582
00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:13,000
MISS MORWELL'S ON HER WAY UP.
583
00:23:13,083 --> 00:23:14,542
THANK YOU, JEAN.
584
00:23:14,625 --> 00:23:15,959
MM-HMM.
585
00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:27,709
DO YOU EVER STOP WORKING?
586
00:23:29,792 --> 00:23:31,291
SAYS THE WOMAN
WHO SENT ME 30 EMAILS
587
00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:32,875
ON HER FLIGHT BACK FROM TOKYO.
588
00:23:32,959 --> 00:23:34,750
SAYS THE MAN WHO ANSWERED
ALL OF THOSE EMAILS
589
00:23:34,834 --> 00:23:36,250
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
590
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:38,667
WELL, I'M EFFICIENT.
591
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,291
JUST ONE
OF YOUR MANY ATTRIBUTES.
592
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:43,834
SO, GOOD NEWS.
593
00:23:43,917 --> 00:23:46,834
HAGASHIMOTO LOVED THE APP.
594
00:23:46,917 --> 00:23:47,875
IF WE NAIL
THIS PRESENTATION,
595
00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:49,667
THEY ARE ALL IN.
596
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:51,625
AND YOU, MY FRIEND,
ARE GIVING THE PRESENTATION.
597
00:23:51,709 --> 00:23:52,750
ME? NO.
598
00:23:52,834 --> 00:23:54,208
NO, NOT...
599
00:23:54,291 --> 00:23:56,041
LOOK, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO BROKERED THE DEAL.
600
00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:57,375
IT SHOULD BE YOU.
601
00:23:57,458 --> 00:23:59,875
NO, RYAN, YOU FOUND
AN AMAZING WAY CONNECT PEOPLE,
602
00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:01,083
AND YOU NEED TO BE
UP FRONT ON THIS ONE.
603
00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:02,333
YEAH, I...
604
00:24:02,417 --> 00:24:05,375
I THINK YOU SHOULD BE
THE ONE WHO...
605
00:24:05,458 --> 00:24:08,125
OH... SO CUTE.
606
00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:09,542
IT'S ZOE AND ZACH, RIGHT?
607
00:24:09,625 --> 00:24:10,792
GOOD MEMORY.
608
00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:11,959
MUST BE CHALLENGING,
609
00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:13,250
TRYING TO RAISE THEM ALONE.
610
00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:15,000
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
611
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:23,417
AND NOW, FOR THE FIRST PHASE
OF "OPERATION DECORATION."
612
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:24,959
ZOE, PLEASE TAKE
ALL OF THIS CANDY
613
00:24:25,041 --> 00:24:26,083
INTO THE KITCHEN.
614
00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:27,917
NO DIPPING
INTO THE STASH, PLEASE.
615
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,250
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
ORGANIZATION IS KEY.
616
00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:31,792
WE NEED TO TAKE EVERYTHING OUT,
617
00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:34,083
AND THEN DECIDE
WHICH DECORATIONS GO WHERE.
618
00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:36,041
BATS, RATS, AND CATS
TO THE LEFT.
619
00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:38,375
GHOSTS AND GHOULS TO THE RIGHT.
620
00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:47,875
THIS SHOULD GO HERE.
621
00:24:47,959 --> 00:24:49,959
PUT SOME LEAVES
AROUND THAT ONE.
622
00:24:50,041 --> 00:24:50,875
IT'D LOOK SPOOKIER.
623
00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:53,500
OKAY, BRAIN TRUST,
624
00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:54,792
YOUR THOUGHTS?
625
00:24:56,917 --> 00:24:58,625
DRAPE THOSE
LIKE ICING ON A CAKE.
626
00:24:58,709 --> 00:25:00,458
A HALLOWEEN CAKE!
627
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:01,667
YEAH.
628
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:04,875
OKAY, BAG OF BONES
COMING IN.
629
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:10,250
THIS LAWN NEEDS
MORE SKELETON.
630
00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:12,208
THAT'S HOW MOM
USED TO DO THE LIGHTS.
631
00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:15,291
SOUNDS LIKE YOUR MOM
WAS REALLY GOOD AT HALLOWEEN.
632
00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:16,417
SHE WAS.
633
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,750
YOU WERE TOO YOUNG
TO REMEMBER, ZACH.
634
00:25:18,834 --> 00:25:20,417
I SAW A PICTURE OF HER
635
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:21,959
DRESSED LIKE
CHAIR AT THE OSCARS.
636
00:25:22,041 --> 00:25:23,250
"CHAIR"?
637
00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:24,834
WAIT, DO YOU MEAN "CHER"?
638
00:25:26,667 --> 00:25:28,792
THAT IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA
FOR A COSTUME.
639
00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:29,959
ARE YOU DRESSING UP
FOR HALLOWEEN?
640
00:25:30,041 --> 00:25:31,000
OF COURSE, I AM.
641
00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:32,125
AS WHAT?
642
00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:33,458
I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU.
643
00:25:33,542 --> 00:25:36,291
I CAN'T PROMISE IT'LL BE
AS COOL AS "CHAIR,"
644
00:25:36,375 --> 00:25:37,834
BUT I'M GONNA TRY.
645
00:25:37,917 --> 00:25:38,917
OKAY.
646
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,125
SNACK TIME.
647
00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:42,959
WHO HERE LIKES EYEBALLS?
648
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,083
ME.
649
00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:46,041
THEY AREN'T
REAL EYEBALLS,
650
00:25:46,125 --> 00:25:47,083
ARE THEY?
651
00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:48,166
MAYBE THEY ARE,
652
00:25:48,250 --> 00:25:49,208
WHY DON'T YOU
TASTE THEM AND TELL ME.
653
00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:50,834
DOES IT TASTE LIKE
AN EYEBALL?
654
00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:52,208
YEAH.
655
00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:53,291
SO, YOU LIKE
EYEBALLS, HUH?
656
00:25:53,375 --> 00:25:54,625
-ARE THEY YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
-YEAH.
657
00:25:54,709 --> 00:25:56,208
YEAH, YOU LIKE 'EM?
658
00:25:56,291 --> 00:25:57,208
WHAT? AH!
659
00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:12,917
THANKS FOR DRYING.
660
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,041
EVEN THOUGH I KNOW
IT'S A PLOY
661
00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:15,041
TO STAY UP LATER.
662
00:26:16,166 --> 00:26:17,250
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
663
00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:19,917
BECAUSE YOU HAVE
A DISHWASHER, SMARTY PANTS.
664
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,417
HEY.
665
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,834
I JUST WANT TO
SEE MY DAD'S FACE
666
00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:24,083
WHEN HE SEES
ALL THE DECORATIONS.
667
00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:25,208
I KNOW. ME TOO.
668
00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:27,959
WHAT FACE DO YOU THINK
HE'S GONNA MAKE?
669
00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:28,917
I THINK HE'S GONNA
BE LIKE--
670
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,166
"UH..."
671
00:26:31,375 --> 00:26:32,458
NO, NO, I THINK
HE'S GONNA BE LIKE--
672
00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:36,250
HEY.
673
00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:38,083
I HAD A BAD DREAM.
674
00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:39,083
SPIDERS?
675
00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:47,375
ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, KIDDO.
676
00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:48,458
BACK UP.
677
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:55,291
OKAY, HOP IN.
678
00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:05,792
DO YOU SEE HOW IT'S DARKER
ON THAT SIDE OF THE ROOM?
679
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,166
I DO.
680
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:11,542
I DREAMED THAT I FELL ASLEEP
LOOKING AT THE DARK,
681
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,875
AND SPIDERS CAME
CRAWLING OUT AND ATE ME.
682
00:27:13,959 --> 00:27:16,583
PHEWF, THAT DOES SOUND SCARY.
683
00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:19,291
BUT THAT WAS
JUST A DREAM.
684
00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:21,375
THERE ARE NO SPIDERS HERE.
685
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:25,417
SEE?
686
00:27:28,291 --> 00:27:29,625
CAN I SLEEP WITH THE LIGHT ON?
687
00:27:29,709 --> 00:27:31,542
WHY DON'T YOU SLEEP
WITH THE DOOR OPEN
688
00:27:31,625 --> 00:27:32,625
SO THAT YOU CAN SEE
THE HALL LIGHT?
689
00:27:32,709 --> 00:27:33,875
BUT I CAN'T SEE THAT LIGHT.
690
00:27:33,959 --> 00:27:34,959
WHY NOT?
691
00:27:35,041 --> 00:27:37,250
I ALWAYS SLEEP ON MY LEFT ARM.
692
00:27:39,041 --> 00:27:40,208
I HAVE AN IDEA.
693
00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:41,750
HOP OUT.
694
00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:46,375
HEAD HERE, TOES HERE.
695
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,250
I'M GOING TO WRAP YOU UP
LIKE A BURRITO.
696
00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:52,917
THERE YOU GO.
697
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,250
THERE.
698
00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:56,750
NOW YOU CAN SEE THE LIGHT,
ALL NIGHT.
699
00:27:56,834 --> 00:27:59,250
YOU'LL LEAVE
THE LIGHT ON ALL NIGHT?
700
00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:00,542
ALL NIGHT.
701
00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:03,834
SLEEP WELL.
702
00:28:28,709 --> 00:28:29,667
HEY.
703
00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:33,750
HEY...
704
00:28:33,834 --> 00:28:35,583
WHAT ARE YOU
STILL DOING UP?
705
00:28:35,667 --> 00:28:36,625
OH, THAT'S
ON ME.
706
00:28:36,709 --> 00:28:38,500
I NEEDED
HER HELP CLEANING.
707
00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:39,625
OH.
708
00:28:39,709 --> 00:28:41,375
DIDN'T YOU SEE
THE STUFF OUTSIDE?
709
00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:44,208
OH, UH... YEAH.
710
00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:47,208
OKAY, SO,
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE?
711
00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:48,917
THE GOBLINS,
THE JACK-O-LANTERNS,
712
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:49,917
OR THE CATS?
713
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,583
WERE YOU SCARED?
714
00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:56,625
YOU SCARED
YOUR DAD SPEECHLESS.
715
00:28:58,458 --> 00:29:00,417
HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.
716
00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,125
HE NEVER
NOTICES ANYTHING!
717
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:03,667
ZOE...
718
00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:13,458
I GUESS I'D BETTER
GO TALK WITH HER.
719
00:29:13,542 --> 00:29:15,166
I'LL HOLD ON TO YOUR PHONE.
720
00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,250
OH.
721
00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:17,875
THANKS.
722
00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:30,625
SO, HOW'D IT GO?
723
00:29:30,709 --> 00:29:32,125
SHE'S PRETTY MAD AT ME.
724
00:29:32,208 --> 00:29:33,458
JUST WAIT
TILL SHE'S A TEENAGER.
725
00:29:33,542 --> 00:29:35,083
DON'T SAY THAT.
THAT'S...
726
00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:36,166
COFFEE.
727
00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:37,458
UNLESS YOU NEED
SOMETHING STRONGER?
728
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:38,417
NO. THANK YOU.
729
00:29:39,917 --> 00:29:42,500
THANKS FOR
DECORATING WITH THEM.
730
00:29:42,583 --> 00:29:43,792
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU GUYS
HAD A LOT OF FUN.
731
00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:45,542
WE DID.
732
00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:55,000
NOT THAT IT'S
ANY OF MY BUSINESS,
733
00:29:55,083 --> 00:29:58,166
BUT, UM, IS THAT PHONE
GLUED TO YOUR HAND?
734
00:29:58,250 --> 00:29:59,959
LIKE, DO YOU NEED
TO SEE A DOCTOR?
735
00:30:03,458 --> 00:30:07,083
I JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT
THROUGH THIS PRESENTATION.
736
00:30:07,166 --> 00:30:09,417
IF I CAN GET THROUGH THAT,
IF IT GOES WELL,
737
00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:10,500
IT'LL FREE ME UP
738
00:30:10,583 --> 00:30:11,917
SO I CAN SPEND MORE TIME
WITH THE KIDS.
739
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,875
YOU KNOW, QUALITY TIME.
740
00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:16,834
YOU KNOW, MY SISTER SAID
741
00:30:16,917 --> 00:30:19,250
THAT THERE'S A HALLOWEEK PARTY
AT THE KIDS SCHOOL.
742
00:30:19,333 --> 00:30:20,917
"HALLOWEEK"?
743
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,291
HALLOWEEN WEEK.
"HALLOWEEK." IT'S A THING.
744
00:30:22,375 --> 00:30:23,583
OKAY.
745
00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:25,500
ANYWAY, THEY HAVE TO
BRING HOMEMADE COOKIES,
746
00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:26,667
SO MAYBE TOMORROW NIGHT,
AFTER WORK,
747
00:30:26,750 --> 00:30:27,709
YOU COULD HELP US BAKE THEM.
748
00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:30,500
I WON'T BE
HOME UNTIL LATE.
749
00:30:30,583 --> 00:30:33,709
I'VE GOT THIS DINNER
WITH A COLLEAGUE.
750
00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:36,375
I GUESS YOU COULD
CALL HER THAT.
751
00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:38,417
HER, HUH?
752
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:40,625
YEAH, TO BE HONEST,
753
00:30:40,709 --> 00:30:42,166
I'M NOT SURE WHETHER
IT'S "FOOD WITH FRIENDS"
754
00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:43,667
OR AN ACTUAL DATE.
755
00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:45,166
HMM, WHO
SUGGESTED THE DINNER?
756
00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:46,250
SHE DID.
757
00:30:46,333 --> 00:30:47,166
AND WHAT
KIND OF FOOD?
758
00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:48,250
ITALIAN?
759
00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:49,375
ITALIAN'S PROBABLY A DATE.
760
00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:50,417
REALLY?
761
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,333
EH, I'VE HAD MY SHARE
762
00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:53,458
OF ITALIAN RESTAURANT DATES.
763
00:30:53,542 --> 00:30:54,959
MOST OF THEM START
WITH ANTIPASTI
764
00:30:55,041 --> 00:30:56,625
AND END WITH ME
ANTI-EVERYTHING.
765
00:30:57,959 --> 00:30:59,041
BUT ALL OF THIS IS RESEARCH
766
00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:00,500
FOR THIS APP
THAT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON.
767
00:31:00,583 --> 00:31:01,542
WHICH WOULD BE..?
768
00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:02,792
"BAD DATES AND BROCCOLINI."
769
00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:04,166
I THINK I CAN GET YOU
FINANCING FOR THAT.
770
00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:05,291
GREAT!
771
00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:06,625
ALL RIGHT, BYE.
772
00:31:06,709 --> 00:31:08,250
THANKS AGAIN.
773
00:31:24,834 --> 00:31:26,166
DO YOU THINK
MY DAD'S IN LOVE
774
00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:27,208
WITH THAT ABIGAIL PERSON?
775
00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:28,917
ABIGAIL?
776
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,542
I SAW HER NAME
IN HIS PHONE.
777
00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:33,792
LESLIE MINTZ SAID THAT
WHEN HER PARENTS GOT DIVORCED,
778
00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:36,208
HER DAD WENT OUT FOR DINNER
WITH A WOMAN,
779
00:31:36,291 --> 00:31:38,750
AND THEN SIX MONTHS LATER,
THEY WERE MARRIED.
780
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:41,458
CREAM, SUGAR,
781
00:31:41,542 --> 00:31:42,500
MUSH THE TWO TOGETHER.
782
00:31:42,583 --> 00:31:43,542
ALL RIGHT.
783
00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:44,625
NO. NO MEASURING CUPS.
784
00:31:44,709 --> 00:31:46,500
I DON'T BELIEVE IN MEASURING.
785
00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:49,625
HOW DO PEOPLE KNOW
WHEN THEY'RE IN LOVE?
786
00:31:49,709 --> 00:31:51,959
YOU'RE ASKING ME?
I'M SINGLE.
787
00:31:52,041 --> 00:31:54,875
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE,
LIKE, 40, RIGHT?
788
00:31:54,959 --> 00:31:56,709
LAST TIME,
YOU SAID I WAS 50.
789
00:31:56,792 --> 00:31:58,917
YOU LOOK YOUNGER
THE MORE I GET TO KNOW YOU.
790
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,166
LET ME KNOW WHEN
I GET TO MY 20s,
791
00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:01,875
WE'LL HAVE A PARTY.
792
00:32:01,959 --> 00:32:03,709
YEAH.
793
00:32:03,792 --> 00:32:07,000
DO YOU THINK MY DAD'S
GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH ABIGAIL?
794
00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:08,375
I WOULDN'T
WORRY ABOUT THAT.
795
00:32:08,458 --> 00:32:10,083
I'M NOT WORRIED.
796
00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:11,750
I JUST...
797
00:32:11,834 --> 00:32:13,959
I DON'T GET HOW PEOPLE KNOW.
798
00:32:14,041 --> 00:32:15,542
HMM.
799
00:32:17,041 --> 00:32:19,333
I THINK YOU KNOW
YOU'RE IN LOVE WHEN...
800
00:32:19,417 --> 00:32:20,417
YOU SEE SOMETHING
REALLY BEAUTIFUL,
801
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:23,417
AND YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IS,
802
00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:24,959
"I WANT THEM TO SEE IT, TOO."
803
00:32:25,041 --> 00:32:27,625
OR WHEN THEY
MAKE YOU LAUGH.
804
00:32:27,709 --> 00:32:32,625
OR WHEN YOU LOVE WHAT THEY LOVE
BECAUSE THEY LOVE IT.
805
00:32:32,709 --> 00:32:34,667
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
806
00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:36,583
LIKE THAT?
807
00:32:36,667 --> 00:32:38,250
NOT REALLY.
808
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,875
NOT YET.
809
00:32:42,792 --> 00:32:44,125
OKAY,
810
00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:45,792
LET'S CRACK
SOME EGGS.
811
00:32:45,875 --> 00:32:47,500
PICK ONE.
812
00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:48,834
I CHOOSE YOU.
813
00:32:48,917 --> 00:32:50,083
NOT THAT ONE.
814
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,625
JUST YOLKING.
815
00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,583
WELL, THEY OFFERED ME
816
00:32:59,667 --> 00:33:02,667
AN EXECUTIVE POSITION
WITH A FULL BENEFIT PACKAGE--
817
00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:04,250
HEALTH PLAN, HOUSING,
818
00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:05,667
EXPENSE ACCOUNT,
819
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,500
ALL THE PERKS,
820
00:33:07,583 --> 00:33:09,208
BUT I SAID NO.
821
00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,875
I MEAN,
IT'S A GREAT PROMOTION.
822
00:33:10,959 --> 00:33:13,375
I JUST, I CAN'T SEE MYSELF
LIVING IN TOKYO.
823
00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:16,208
WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE
A TEMPTING OFFER.
824
00:33:16,291 --> 00:33:20,500
I'M KIND OF HOPING
I'LL GET A BETTER OFFER HERE.
825
00:33:23,875 --> 00:33:25,000
UM...
826
00:33:26,834 --> 00:33:28,458
LISTEN, UM,
ABOUT THE PRESENTATION,
827
00:33:28,542 --> 00:33:31,500
I-I FEEL LIKE
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY--
828
00:33:31,583 --> 00:33:34,291
HOW ABOUT WE DON'T
TALK ABOUT BUSINESS TONIGHT?
829
00:33:34,375 --> 00:33:35,917
OKAY.
830
00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:38,208
ACTUALLY, I WASN'T REALLY SURE
831
00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:40,750
UH, WHETHER THIS WAS,
832
00:33:40,834 --> 00:33:42,959
YOU KNOW, A WORK THING...
833
00:33:43,041 --> 00:33:44,250
IF IT WAS A WORK THING,
834
00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:46,375
WOULD I BE FLIRTING
SO SHAMELESSLY?
835
00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:47,458
SO YOU WERE FLIRTING?
836
00:33:47,542 --> 00:33:48,959
IT WASN'T OBVIOUS?
837
00:33:57,458 --> 00:34:01,041
HERE, I'M GOING TO SEE
IF I CAN DO IT WITH THIS.
838
00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:03,792
ANYONE NEED ORANGE?
839
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,792
I SMOOSHED UP
THIS ORANGE.
840
00:34:05,875 --> 00:34:07,333
OH!
841
00:34:07,417 --> 00:34:08,834
YOU GUYS
STILL UP?
842
00:34:08,917 --> 00:34:10,166
DAD! COME SEE.
843
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,583
THESE ARE THE BEST
HALLOWEEN COOKIES EVER.
844
00:34:11,667 --> 00:34:13,500
SORRY, WE GOT
A LITTLE BIT CARRIED AWAY,
845
00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:15,750
BUT THESE ARE NOT JUST
HALLOWEEN COOKIES,
846
00:34:15,834 --> 00:34:17,458
THESE ARE
EDUCATIONAL COOKIES.
847
00:34:17,542 --> 00:34:19,875
I SEE SKELETONS, BATS,
848
00:34:19,959 --> 00:34:21,500
HAUNTED HOUSES.
849
00:34:21,583 --> 00:34:22,917
HOW IS THAT EDUCATIONAL?
850
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,500
THIS SKELETON COOKIE?
851
00:34:24,583 --> 00:34:26,208
A CELEBRATION OF SCIENCE.
852
00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:27,208
THERE ARE 206 BONES
853
00:34:27,291 --> 00:34:29,291
IN THE HUMAN BODY.
854
00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:30,542
WHAT ABOUT THE BATS?
855
00:34:30,625 --> 00:34:32,750
RECENTLY ADDED TO
THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST,
856
00:34:32,834 --> 00:34:33,959
A REMINDER
OF HOW IMPORTANT IT IS
857
00:34:34,041 --> 00:34:35,834
FOR US TO CARE FOR
OUR ENVIRONMENT.
858
00:34:35,917 --> 00:34:37,166
AND THE HAUNTED HOUSES?
859
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:38,625
OKAY,
860
00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:39,792
THESE ARE KIND OF
HALLOWEEN-ISH.
861
00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:41,208
BUT I PREFER
TO THINK OF THEM
862
00:34:41,291 --> 00:34:42,834
AS "HOUSES WITH A PAST."
863
00:34:42,917 --> 00:34:44,000
HMM...
864
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:44,834
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT ONE, BUT...
865
00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:46,000
DAD,
866
00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:47,500
WILL YOU COME TO
THE HALLOWEEK PARTY
867
00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:48,583
TOMORROW?
868
00:34:48,667 --> 00:34:50,125
PLEASE? IT'S AT LUNCH.
869
00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:52,083
YOU HARDLY
HAVE TO MISS WORK.
870
00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:54,750
I WILL, UH, I WILL TRY
MY VERY BEST, SWEETHEART.
871
00:34:54,834 --> 00:34:56,208
YEAH.
872
00:34:56,291 --> 00:34:59,417
OKAY, NOW, IF YOU GUYS HURRY
AND GET YOUR PAJAMAS ON,
873
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,125
WE'LL HAVE ENOUGH TIME
FOR TWO BEDTIME STORIES,
874
00:35:01,208 --> 00:35:03,041
BUT THAT MEANS
YOU HAVE TO GO NOW.
875
00:35:03,125 --> 00:35:04,750
TWO STORIES!
GO, GO, GO!
876
00:35:04,834 --> 00:35:06,750
GO, GO, GO, GO!
877
00:35:06,834 --> 00:35:08,875
COME ON, ZACH.
I'LL BEAT YOU UPSTAIRS.
878
00:35:08,959 --> 00:35:10,333
SO...
879
00:35:10,417 --> 00:35:13,250
WHEN YOU SAY,
"I WILL TRY MY BEST,"
880
00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:14,750
DOES THAT REALLY MEAN "NO"?
881
00:35:16,125 --> 00:35:17,875
UM...
882
00:35:17,959 --> 00:35:19,125
WELL, I'VE GOT
A BUSY DAY TOMORROW.
883
00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,166
OKAY.
884
00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:22,375
LISTEN,
885
00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:25,625
WHEN I WAS LITTLE,
886
00:35:25,709 --> 00:35:26,875
MY PARENTS SPLIT UP,
887
00:35:26,959 --> 00:35:31,333
AND MY MOM WAS-- IS--
IS THIS TOTAL FREE SPIRIT.
888
00:35:31,417 --> 00:35:32,834
LIKE, SHE ALWAYS
SOME A NEW HOBBY
889
00:35:32,917 --> 00:35:34,959
SHE'S PASSIONATE ABOUT.
890
00:35:35,041 --> 00:35:37,333
BUT SHE NEVER CAME
TO MY SOCCER GAMES,
891
00:35:37,417 --> 00:35:40,208
OR MY SISTER'S
CHOIR RECITAL.
892
00:35:40,291 --> 00:35:43,208
AND THEN THERE WAS MY DAD,
893
00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:45,166
WHO WAS REALLY HARD
TO COMMUNICATE WITH.
894
00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:48,125
HE WAS
THIS SUPER STOIC MAN.
895
00:35:48,208 --> 00:35:50,959
BUT HE ALWAYS SHOWED UP.
896
00:35:51,041 --> 00:35:53,917
WHO DO YOU THINK
I'M CLOSER TO?
897
00:35:55,834 --> 00:35:57,583
I WILL BE THERE.
898
00:35:57,667 --> 00:35:59,667
GOOD.
899
00:36:00,875 --> 00:36:02,250
I'M REALLY GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
900
00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:07,166
YOU GOT...
901
00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:09,291
SORRY, YOU GOT
A LITTLE FLOUR
902
00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:10,750
IN YOUR HAIR.
903
00:36:15,291 --> 00:36:16,625
SO, UH...
904
00:36:16,709 --> 00:36:17,625
SO...
905
00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,041
UM...
906
00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:21,333
WAS IT A DATE?
907
00:36:21,417 --> 00:36:23,917
UH, TURNS OUT
IT WAS.
908
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,750
SO, THERE MIGHT BE
DATE NUMBER TWO?
909
00:36:26,834 --> 00:36:28,834
MAYBE.
910
00:36:30,166 --> 00:36:31,291
COOL.
911
00:36:31,375 --> 00:36:32,542
GOOD.
912
00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:34,458
WELL, I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW,
913
00:36:34,542 --> 00:36:36,667
AT THE HALLOWEEK PARTY.
914
00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:37,917
-GREAT.
-GREAT.
915
00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:42,417
THANKS AGAIN.
916
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,458
YEAH.
917
00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:03,375
YOU REMINDED DAD
ABOUT THE PARTY, RIGHT?
918
00:37:03,458 --> 00:37:04,792
YES. YES, HE'S COMING
919
00:37:04,875 --> 00:37:07,000
EVEN THOUGH HE HAS NO TIME
FOR HALLOWEEN?
920
00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:08,917
HE'S JUST FORGOTTEN
HOW MUCH FUN IT IS.
921
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000
BUT WE'RE GOING TO
REMIND HIM, RIGHT?
922
00:37:10,083 --> 00:37:11,583
COME ON,
923
00:37:11,667 --> 00:37:14,083
HELP ME PASS OUT THESE COOKIES
BEFORE I EAT THEM ALL MYSELF.
924
00:37:19,250 --> 00:37:20,166
OH, THANK YOU, SWEETIE.
925
00:37:22,667 --> 00:37:23,542
HERE YOU GO.
926
00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:26,959
-THIS IS FUN.
-WAY TO GO.
927
00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:28,875
NO, LISTEN,
IT'S GOT TO WORK FLAWLESSLY
928
00:37:28,959 --> 00:37:30,375
ON ALL PLATFORMS,
929
00:37:30,458 --> 00:37:31,417
NOT JUST YOUR PHONE.
930
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,792
IT'S GOT TO WORK
ON YOUR LAPTOP,
931
00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:33,792
IT'S GOT TO WORK ON YOUR TABLET,
932
00:37:33,875 --> 00:37:36,625
ANY DEVICE AVAILABLE TO YOU.
933
00:37:36,709 --> 00:37:38,250
RYAN, THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU IN
THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
934
00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:39,750
IT'30.
935
00:37:39,834 --> 00:37:41,417
NO, IT'45.
936
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,458
I'VE BEEN REMINDING
00.
937
00:37:43,542 --> 00:37:44,709
HEY.
938
00:37:44,792 --> 00:37:46,709
NO.
939
00:37:46,792 --> 00:37:48,542
LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO
CALL YOU BACK.
940
00:37:50,917 --> 00:37:52,041
WHERE IS HE?
941
00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:53,625
HE'S PROBABLY
JUST STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
942
00:37:53,709 --> 00:37:55,750
NO, HE SAID
HE WOULD BE HERE.
943
00:37:55,834 --> 00:37:57,959
YOU'RE GETTING PRETTY
INVOLVED HERE, AREN'T YOU?
944
00:37:58,041 --> 00:37:59,250
INVOLVED? ME?
945
00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:00,500
NO, I'M THINKING
ABOUT THE KIDS.
946
00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:02,125
NO, I'M NOT JUST TALKING
ABOUT THE KIDS.
947
00:38:02,208 --> 00:38:03,417
DON'T DO THIS AGAIN.
948
00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:05,125
DO YOU WANT TO BE
AN OLD MAID?
949
00:38:05,208 --> 00:38:06,959
"OLD MAID," REALLY?
950
00:38:07,041 --> 00:38:08,083
LIKE, WHO SAYS
"OLD MAID"?
951
00:38:08,166 --> 00:38:09,166
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
952
00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:10,333
IS "SPINSTER" BETTER?
953
00:38:10,417 --> 00:38:12,291
"SPINSTER" IS BETTER.
I PREFER SPINSTER.
954
00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:13,375
LOOK, I'VE KNOW RYAN
955
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:14,792
SINCE THE BOYS
WERE IN KINDERGARTEN.
956
00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:16,208
HE'S A GREAT GUY.
957
00:38:16,291 --> 00:38:17,542
YEAH, HE IS.
HE'S JUST--
958
00:38:17,625 --> 00:38:18,583
"NOT FOR YOU."
959
00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:20,041
DATING SOMEONE ELSE.
960
00:38:20,125 --> 00:38:21,125
WHO?
961
00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:22,792
HER NAME IS ABIGAIL.
962
00:38:22,875 --> 00:38:23,959
THEY'RE COLLEAGUES.
963
00:38:24,041 --> 00:38:25,166
OH...
964
00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:26,333
WELL, THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE MUCH OF A THREAT.
965
00:38:26,417 --> 00:38:27,750
THEY ATE ITALIAN FOOD TOGETHER.
966
00:38:27,834 --> 00:38:29,500
WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT
MORE OF A THREAT.
967
00:38:29,583 --> 00:38:30,542
SHE'S PRETTY.
968
00:38:30,625 --> 00:38:31,917
ACTUALLY, SHE'S GORGEOUS.
969
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:32,959
OH, YOU MET HER.
970
00:38:33,041 --> 00:38:34,625
NAH, I GOOGLED HER.
971
00:38:34,709 --> 00:38:35,709
IT MEANS NOTHING.
972
00:38:35,792 --> 00:38:36,875
I GOOGLE A LOT OF PEOPLE.
973
00:38:36,959 --> 00:38:38,208
OKAY.
974
00:38:38,291 --> 00:38:40,166
WELL, THEN I GUESS
I CAN TELL YOU,
975
00:38:40,250 --> 00:38:41,542
I HAVE ANOTHER
BLIND DATE FOR YOU.
976
00:38:41,625 --> 00:38:43,291
DOES HE ALREADY HAVE
HIS WEDDING TUXEDO PICKED OUT?
977
00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:44,500
STOP IT.
978
00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:45,875
DOES HE LIVE WITH HIS MOTHER?
979
00:38:45,959 --> 00:38:47,250
YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO
GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT ONE.
980
00:38:48,458 --> 00:38:49,959
HEY, ZACH!
981
00:38:50,041 --> 00:38:51,834
I THINK I SAW YOUR NAME
ON THE "MUMMY WRAP."
982
00:38:51,917 --> 00:38:52,875
REALLY?
983
00:38:52,959 --> 00:38:54,125
YEAH.
984
00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:55,083
ZOE'S OVER THERE,
YOU WANT TO GO CHECK IT OUT?
985
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,959
YEAH.
986
00:38:57,041 --> 00:38:58,667
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE
IS GORGEOUS?
987
00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:00,333
YOU ARE.
988
00:39:01,709 --> 00:39:03,667
OKAY, BUDDY, LET'S SEE
WHO CAN GIFTWRAP A MONSTER.
989
00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:06,125
COME ON, GUYS,
990
00:39:06,208 --> 00:39:07,750
YOU CAN DO IT.
991
00:39:07,834 --> 00:39:09,500
YOU CAN MUMMY ME
BETTER THAN THAT.
992
00:39:09,583 --> 00:39:10,500
GO CRAZY.
993
00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:11,542
GO FASTER.
994
00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:13,667
FASTER,
FASTER, FASTER!
995
00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:14,875
GO, GO, GO, GO!
996
00:39:15,917 --> 00:39:17,291
OH, WILL YOU GET MY PHONE?
997
00:39:17,375 --> 00:39:18,458
YEAH.
998
00:39:19,917 --> 00:39:21,458
-IT'S DAD.
-IS HE HERE?
999
00:39:21,542 --> 00:39:23,709
NO.
1000
00:39:23,792 --> 00:39:26,208
IT SAYS, "TELL
THE KIDS I'M SORRY,
1001
00:39:26,291 --> 00:39:28,792
BUT I CAN'T MAKE IT."
1002
00:39:28,875 --> 00:39:29,959
OH...
1003
00:39:30,041 --> 00:39:32,625
I'M SORRY, GUYS.
1004
00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,166
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
1005
00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:42,083
"THE CREATURE
FROM THE BLACK LAGOON?"
1006
00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:44,000
IT'S ABOUT A CREATURE.
1007
00:39:45,333 --> 00:39:46,417
FROM A LAGOON!
1008
00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:50,083
OR WE CAN WATCH "THE WOLFMAN,"
1009
00:39:50,166 --> 00:39:51,417
WHICH IS BASICALLY A PARABLE
1010
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,542
FOR HOW SCARY DADS LOOK
WHEN THEY DON'T SHAVE.
1011
00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:58,959
OKAY, I KNOW HE DIDN'T SHOW UP,
1012
00:39:59,041 --> 00:40:01,333
BUT I BET HE HAD
A REALLY GOOD REASON.
1013
00:40:01,417 --> 00:40:03,500
HE ONLY CARES ABOUT WORK.
1014
00:40:03,583 --> 00:40:05,000
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
1015
00:40:05,083 --> 00:40:06,375
HE LOVES YOU.
1016
00:40:06,458 --> 00:40:07,709
HE LOVES WORK MORE.
1017
00:40:07,792 --> 00:40:09,083
AND HE'S GOOD AT IT.
1018
00:40:12,959 --> 00:40:14,875
I THINK I JUST GOT AN IDEA
OF HOW WE CAN GET HIS ATTENTION.
1019
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,667
ALL RIGHT,
YOU HOLD THIS,
1020
00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:19,041
AND BRING IT UPSTAIRS.
1021
00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:21,959
COME ON, LET'S GO.
1022
00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:37,917
HEY, GUYS.
1023
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,125
WHAT'S, UH...
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
1024
00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:42,917
PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.
1025
00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:01,583
SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?
1026
00:41:01,667 --> 00:41:03,750
THAT'S WHAT
WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU.
1027
00:41:03,834 --> 00:41:05,834
OKAY.
1028
00:41:05,917 --> 00:41:08,417
UH, I KNOW
I MISSED THE PARTY.
1029
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,291
UH, SOMETHING
CAME UP AT WORK
1030
00:41:11,375 --> 00:41:12,417
AND I--
1031
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:14,041
WE'RE EVALUATING YOU
IN YOUR CAPACITY
1032
00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:15,583
AS "FATHER."
1033
00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:16,542
SHALL WE BEGIN?
1034
00:41:19,125 --> 00:41:21,500
WHILE MY COLLEAGUE AND I
FEEL IT'S CLEAR
1035
00:41:21,583 --> 00:41:23,291
THAT YOU LOVE YOUR CHILDREN,
1036
00:41:23,375 --> 00:41:25,333
YOUR FAILURE TO MEET THEM
AT THEIR HALLOWEEN FUNCTION--
1037
00:41:25,417 --> 00:41:26,458
OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW,
I GOT SLAMMED
1038
00:41:26,542 --> 00:41:28,250
AND-AND I'M NOT--
1039
00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:30,333
PLEASE DON'T INTERRUPT.
1040
00:41:31,792 --> 00:41:34,208
YOUR FAILURE TO SHOW UP
1041
00:41:34,291 --> 00:41:36,542
AFTER YOU PROMISED
YOU WOULD
1042
00:41:36,625 --> 00:41:38,792
IS JUST ONE EXAMPLE
OF AN ALARMING TREND
1043
00:41:38,875 --> 00:41:40,709
IN HOW YOU CHOOSE
TO BE A FATHER.
1044
00:41:40,792 --> 00:41:44,417
FROM OUR PERSPECTIVE,
YOU CARE ABOUT WORK...
1045
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:46,166
AND YOUR CELL PHONE.
1046
00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:49,125
AND YOUR COMPUTER.
1047
00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:51,875
...AND YOUR CELL PHONE.
1048
00:41:51,959 --> 00:41:53,166
AND THEN,
1049
00:41:53,250 --> 00:41:54,750
AFTER ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS,
1050
00:41:54,834 --> 00:41:56,583
YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR KIDS.
1051
00:41:56,667 --> 00:41:58,250
WHEN REALLY,
1052
00:41:58,333 --> 00:41:59,959
WE SHOULD BE FIRST.
1053
00:42:01,417 --> 00:42:03,333
YOUR PRIORITIES
ARE OUT OF...
1054
00:42:03,417 --> 00:42:04,417
WHARK?
1055
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:05,458
"WHACK."
1056
00:42:05,542 --> 00:42:06,375
I MEAN "WHACK."
1057
00:42:08,667 --> 00:42:10,834
DO YOU WANT TO BE THE DAD
WHO BREAKS PROMISES?
1058
00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:16,250
NO, I DO NOT.
1059
00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:17,375
I DON'T.
1060
00:42:17,458 --> 00:42:19,792
THEN DON'T BE.
1061
00:42:22,041 --> 00:42:23,417
IN SUMMATION,
1062
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:24,917
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
MAKE MORE OF AN EFFORT
1063
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:25,959
IN THE DAD DEPARTMENT.
1064
00:42:26,041 --> 00:42:29,083
DO YOU AGREE WITH
OUR ASSESSMENT?
1065
00:42:30,875 --> 00:42:31,750
YES.
1066
00:42:31,834 --> 00:42:32,959
YES, I DO.
1067
00:42:33,041 --> 00:42:35,834
HERE ARE THE RESULTS
OF YOUR EVALUATION.
1068
00:42:35,917 --> 00:42:36,792
PLEASE REVIEW.
1069
00:42:50,917 --> 00:42:52,625
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
1070
00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:57,750
GET OVER HERE.
1071
00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:06,792
THANK YOU.
1072
00:43:11,083 --> 00:43:12,917
I'M GOOD AT THIS...
1073
00:43:14,041 --> 00:43:15,583
TEMPORARILY.
1074
00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:24,542
ALL RIGHT, GANG.
1075
00:43:24,625 --> 00:43:25,750
SINCE IT'S BEEN BROUGHT
TO MY ATTENTION
1076
00:43:25,834 --> 00:43:27,709
THAT MY PRIORITIES
ARE WAY OUT OF WHARK...
1077
00:43:29,041 --> 00:43:30,375
LET'S SEE WHO CAN FIND
THE BEST PUMPKIN, HUH?
1078
00:43:30,458 --> 00:43:31,458
YES!
1079
00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:32,542
GO FOR IT, GUYS.
1080
00:43:32,625 --> 00:43:33,750
I CAN'T REMEMBER
1081
00:43:33,834 --> 00:43:35,291
THE LAST TIME
I LOOKED AT PUMPKINS.
1082
00:43:35,375 --> 00:43:37,166
WELL, THEY'RE
STILL ORANGE.
1083
00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:38,709
WHAT WAS IT
FERRIS BUELLER ONCE SAID?
1084
00:43:38,792 --> 00:43:40,417
"LIFE MOVES PRETTY FAST.
1085
00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:41,500
"IF YOU DON'T STOP
1086
00:43:41,583 --> 00:43:43,083
AND LOOK AROUND
ONCE IN A WHILE..."
1087
00:43:43,166 --> 00:43:44,208
"YOU MIGHT MISS IT."
1088
00:43:44,291 --> 00:43:45,625
YEAH.
1089
00:43:45,709 --> 00:43:47,083
HE WAS A WISE
FICTIONAL TEENAGER.
1090
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,583
HE WAS.
1091
00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:49,709
IT'S TRUE, THOUGH.
1092
00:43:49,792 --> 00:43:51,041
I'VE MISSED
A LOT LATELY.
1093
00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:52,208
WELL, YOU'RE HERE NOW.
1094
00:43:52,291 --> 00:43:53,250
YEAH.
1095
00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:54,792
THANKS TO YOU.
1096
00:43:54,875 --> 00:43:55,959
JUST PROMISE ME
1097
00:43:56,041 --> 00:43:58,083
YOU WON'T MAKE ME
DRESS UP FOR HALLOWEEN.
1098
00:43:58,166 --> 00:43:59,542
OH, I MAKE
NO PROMISES.
1099
00:43:59,625 --> 00:44:00,792
IN FACT,
1100
00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:01,959
I COULD SEE YOU
1101
00:44:02,041 --> 00:44:03,375
DRESSED AS A SMARTPHONE.
1102
00:44:03,458 --> 00:44:05,250
LIKE A REALLY SMART
SMARTPHONE.
1103
00:44:05,333 --> 00:44:06,917
I TAKE IT
YOU'VE GOT YOUR COSTUME?
1104
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,125
ARE YOU KIDDING?
1105
00:44:08,208 --> 00:44:09,083
I HAVEN'T MISSED A HALLOWEEN
SINCE I WAS TWO.
1106
00:44:09,166 --> 00:44:10,166
HMM.
1107
00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:11,458
WHICH WAS 20 YEARS AGO.
1108
00:44:11,542 --> 00:44:13,250
-RIGHT.
-I'M SUPER YOUNG.
1109
00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:14,959
ZOE TOLD ME YOU WERE 28.
1110
00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:17,667
DID SHE?
1111
00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:19,458
-I LOVE HER.
1112
00:44:19,542 --> 00:44:21,166
I'M 34,
IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING.
1113
00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:22,583
OH, I WASN'T.
I GOOGLED YOU.
1114
00:44:22,667 --> 00:44:24,000
I GOOGLED YOU.
1115
00:44:24,083 --> 00:44:25,959
WELL, YOU HAD TO
YOU'RE A TECHIE,
1116
00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:26,959
YOU GOOGLE EVERYONE.
1117
00:44:27,041 --> 00:44:27,917
WELL, NOT EVERYONE.
1118
00:44:31,667 --> 00:44:32,750
OOH, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
1119
00:44:32,834 --> 00:44:34,375
FOR THE FRONT PORCH?
1120
00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:37,166
UH, YEAH,
I KIND OF LIKE THAT ONE.
1121
00:44:37,250 --> 00:44:38,333
WHOA.
1122
00:44:38,417 --> 00:44:39,959
THAT ONE'S LIKE A PUMPKIN
ATE A PUMPKIN.
1123
00:44:40,041 --> 00:44:41,959
HEY, GO BIG OR GO HOME.
1124
00:44:42,041 --> 00:44:44,083
HOW MUCH
DO YOU THINK IT WEIGHS?
1125
00:44:44,166 --> 00:44:45,166
LISTEN,
JUST 'CAUSE I'M A TECHIE,
1126
00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:46,750
DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T
LIFT A PUMPKIN.
1127
00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:56,625
I CAN'T... LIFT THE PUMPKIN.
1128
00:44:56,709 --> 00:44:57,917
OKAY, I'M GONNA HELP YOU.
1129
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,250
I'M COMIN' IN.
1130
00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:02,750
OOH, GOSH,
IT'S REALLY HEAVY.
1131
00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:04,166
RIGHT?
1132
00:45:04,250 --> 00:45:05,792
I FEEL LIKE YOU'VE GOT
MOST OF THE WEIGHT.
1133
00:45:05,875 --> 00:45:06,750
I THINK I DO, ACTUALLY.
1134
00:45:06,834 --> 00:45:07,750
READY?
1135
00:45:07,834 --> 00:45:09,166
YUP.
1136
00:45:18,291 --> 00:45:19,834
IT FEELS SQUISHY!
1137
00:45:19,917 --> 00:45:21,083
LIKE WORMS.
1138
00:45:21,166 --> 00:45:23,083
DAD, GROSS!
1139
00:45:23,166 --> 00:45:24,333
ARE YOU SURE?
1140
00:45:24,417 --> 00:45:25,667
I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED EATING WORMS.
1141
00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:26,667
NO.
1142
00:45:26,750 --> 00:45:27,583
GET IN THERE.
1143
00:45:27,667 --> 00:45:28,959
DAD...
1144
00:45:29,041 --> 00:45:30,875
OKAY, LET'S TALK COSTUMES.
TIME TO GET SERIOUS.
1145
00:45:30,959 --> 00:45:31,917
ALL RIGHT.
1146
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,291
I'M GOING TO BE
A WITCH.
1147
00:45:33,375 --> 00:45:34,458
GOOD WITCH
OR BAD WITCH?
1148
00:45:34,542 --> 00:45:35,458
A GOOD WITCH.
1149
00:45:35,542 --> 00:45:36,458
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
1150
00:45:36,542 --> 00:45:37,583
DAD...
1151
00:45:37,667 --> 00:45:38,667
WHAT ABOUT YOU, BUDDY?
1152
00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:40,333
I'M GONNA BE
A SPIDER.
1153
00:45:40,417 --> 00:45:41,625
REALLY?
1154
00:45:41,709 --> 00:45:43,166
POPPY SAYS THE BEST WAY
TO GET OVER YOUR FEARS
1155
00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:44,208
IS TO FACE THEM.
1156
00:45:44,291 --> 00:45:45,250
WELL, I...
1157
00:45:45,333 --> 00:45:46,625
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
1158
00:45:46,709 --> 00:45:49,291
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE
A GREAT SPIDER, BUD.
1159
00:45:49,375 --> 00:45:51,041
I'M GOING TO SCARE EVERYBODY.
1160
00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:52,458
EXCEPT FOR YOURSELF.
1161
00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:53,917
HEY, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW,
1162
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,542
THERE'S A COSTUME SHOP
NEAR WHERE I WORK. WE COULD--
1163
00:45:56,625 --> 00:45:57,750
COSTUME SHOP?
1164
00:45:57,834 --> 00:45:59,250
THAT'S FOR AMATEURS.
1165
00:45:59,333 --> 00:46:00,917
WE'RE GONNA MAKE
OUR COSTUMES.
1166
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,333
REALLY?
1167
00:46:02,417 --> 00:46:03,458
YEAH, MY SISTER DOES IT
EVERY YEAR.
1168
00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:05,583
WOW.
1169
00:46:05,667 --> 00:46:06,834
OKAY.
1170
00:46:08,083 --> 00:46:08,959
THANKS FOR MAKING OUR DAD
1171
00:46:09,041 --> 00:46:10,125
SPEND TIME WITH US.
1172
00:46:10,208 --> 00:46:13,000
HEY, I DIDN'T
MAKE HIM DO ANYTHING.
1173
00:46:13,083 --> 00:46:14,625
YOU GUYS SHOWED HIM
WHAT HE WAS MISSING.
1174
00:46:14,709 --> 00:46:16,041
ALL RIGHT...
1175
00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:18,375
HEY, DAD?
1176
00:46:18,458 --> 00:46:19,500
YEAH?
1177
00:46:19,583 --> 00:46:21,125
AFTER WE'RE DONE
CARVING PUMPKINS,
1178
00:46:21,208 --> 00:46:22,834
CAN YOU MAKE
YOUR SPECIAL HAMBURGERS?
1179
00:46:22,917 --> 00:46:24,583
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
1180
00:46:24,667 --> 00:46:27,125
UM, YOU KNOW, MAYBE POPPY
CAN HELP WITH THAT.
1181
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,333
YOU'RE GOING BACK TO WORK?
1182
00:46:31,417 --> 00:46:32,375
NO, I'VE GOT A--
I'VE GOT A DINNER THING.
1183
00:46:32,458 --> 00:46:33,375
WITH ABIGAIL?
1184
00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:34,583
Y-YEAH. HOW DID YOU--
1185
00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:35,542
ITALIAN AGAIN?
1186
00:46:36,834 --> 00:46:38,041
HEY, WHY DON'T WE GO TO DINNER?
1187
00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:38,959
HOW DOES PIZZA SOUND?
1188
00:46:39,041 --> 00:46:40,500
-REALLY?
-YEAH!
1189
00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:41,750
I KNOW A GREAT PLACE DOWNTOWN,
1190
00:46:41,834 --> 00:46:43,125
AND I THINK
THE MANAGER LIKES ME,
1191
00:46:43,208 --> 00:46:44,750
SO WE COULD GET EXTRA TOPPINGS.
1192
00:46:44,834 --> 00:46:46,458
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
1193
00:46:46,542 --> 00:46:48,583
LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS
HAVE THINGS COVERED HERE.
1194
00:46:48,667 --> 00:46:50,083
UM, I'M GONNA GO
HEAD UP
1195
00:46:50,166 --> 00:46:51,750
AND GET READY.
1196
00:46:51,834 --> 00:46:53,166
OKAY.
1197
00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:56,041
ALL RIGHT, LET'S FINISH
CARVING THESE PUMPKINS.
1198
00:46:59,458 --> 00:47:01,375
I DON'T LIKE
THIS ABIGAIL PERSON.
1199
00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:03,500
YOU CAN'T DISLIKE SOMEONE
YOU'VE NEVER MET.
1200
00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:05,792
BUT HE'S GONNA MARRY HER,
AND SHE'S GONNA BE OUR NEW MOM.
1201
00:47:05,875 --> 00:47:06,834
WHOA.
1202
00:47:06,917 --> 00:47:08,458
IT'S ONLY THEIR SECOND DATE.
1203
00:47:08,542 --> 00:47:09,417
A LOT HAS TO HAPPEN
1204
00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:10,542
BETWEEN DATE NUMBER TWO
1205
00:47:10,625 --> 00:47:12,041
AND "LET'S GET MARRIED."
1206
00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:14,583
BESIDES, NO ONE COULD EVER
REPLACE YOUR MOM.
1207
00:47:15,792 --> 00:47:16,792
BUT WE DON'T LIKE HER.
1208
00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:18,458
YEAH. WE LIKE YOU.
1209
00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:21,750
I LIKE YOU GUYS, TOO.
1210
00:47:21,834 --> 00:47:23,750
BUT YOU CAN LIKE
MORE THAN ONE PERSON.
1211
00:47:27,959 --> 00:47:29,291
YOU SHOULD MARRY OUR DAD.
1212
00:47:33,542 --> 00:47:34,959
WHO HERE LIKES PINEAPPLE PIZZA?
1213
00:47:35,041 --> 00:47:36,750
HEY, OUR DAD
LIKES PINEAPPLE PIZZA.
1214
00:47:36,834 --> 00:47:38,041
YOU COULD HAVE THAT
AT YOUR WEDDING.
1215
00:47:38,125 --> 00:47:39,250
AND GUMMY WORMS!
1216
00:47:39,333 --> 00:47:41,291
YOU COULD HAVE
A GUMMY WORM WEDDING CAKE.
1217
00:47:41,375 --> 00:47:43,208
YOU KNOW WHO COULD
PERFORM THE CEREMONY, THIS GUY.
1218
00:47:43,291 --> 00:47:44,417
HE'D BE LIKE,
1219
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:45,834
"YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE."
1220
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,917
WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU COULD MAKE IT OUT TONIGHT.
1221
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,291
IT'S FUNNY,
1222
00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:55,959
I FEEL LIKE I'M STILL
GETTING USED TO
1223
00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:57,667
THE WHOLE DATING THING.
1224
00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:59,542
THE COLOGNE
TIPPED ME OFF.
1225
00:47:59,625 --> 00:48:01,208
TOO MUCH?
1226
00:48:02,583 --> 00:48:04,125
MAYBE A LITTLE.
1227
00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:06,875
HOPEFULLY, IT WILL
DISSIPATE BY HALLOWEEN.
1228
00:48:06,959 --> 00:48:08,333
WELL, I CAN WAIT.
1229
00:48:08,417 --> 00:48:09,333
GOOD.
1230
00:48:09,417 --> 00:48:10,834
TO BE HONEST,
1231
00:48:10,917 --> 00:48:16,041
I HAVEN'T REALLY DATED
SINCE MY WIFE DIED.
1232
00:48:16,125 --> 00:48:17,834
YOU KNOW, I THINK
IT'S REALLY GREAT
1233
00:48:17,917 --> 00:48:19,417
THAT YOU'RE GETTING
BACK OUT THERE,
1234
00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:20,458
ESPECIALLY WITH ME.
1235
00:48:20,542 --> 00:48:21,667
I MEAN, YOU DON'T EVEN
HAVE TO WORRY
1236
00:48:21,750 --> 00:48:22,792
ABOUT MAKING A GOOD
FIRST IMPRESSION,
1237
00:48:22,875 --> 00:48:25,125
BECAUSE I'M ALREADY
IMPRESSED.
1238
00:48:25,208 --> 00:48:26,500
LIKEWISE.
1239
00:48:26,583 --> 00:48:29,583
LOOK AT US,
IMPRESSING EACH OTHER.
1240
00:48:32,291 --> 00:48:34,208
YOU OKAY?
1241
00:48:34,291 --> 00:48:37,542
UH, YEAH, YEAH.
1242
00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:39,750
ACTUALLY, I'M, UH...
1243
00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:41,750
I THINK MY KIDS
ARE A LITTLE WORRIED
1244
00:48:41,834 --> 00:48:43,750
THAT I'M DATING AGAIN.
1245
00:48:45,625 --> 00:48:48,125
THEY PROBABLY THINK
I'M TRYING TO REPLACE THEIR MOM.
1246
00:48:49,417 --> 00:48:51,291
YOU KNOW,
IT'S LIKE IN BUSINESS.
1247
00:48:51,375 --> 00:48:52,250
WHEN ONE COMPANY
TAKES OVER ANOTHER,
1248
00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:53,458
THE EMPLOYEES ARE ALWAYS WORRIED
1249
00:48:53,542 --> 00:48:54,875
THEY'RE GOING TO BE REPLACED
WITH NEW STAFF.
1250
00:48:54,959 --> 00:48:56,166
YEAH.
1251
00:48:56,250 --> 00:48:57,875
I JUST DON'T THINK
IT HAS TO BE THAT WAY.
1252
00:48:57,959 --> 00:49:00,291
YOU KNOW, WE JUST NEED TO SHOW
ZOE AND ZACH
1253
00:49:00,375 --> 00:49:02,208
THAT NOBODY IS BEING REPLACED.
1254
00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:06,709
I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
1255
00:49:06,792 --> 00:49:08,417
YEAH.
1256
00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:21,333
HEY.
1257
00:50:22,458 --> 00:50:26,250
WOW, THESE
ARE AWARD-WINNING.
1258
00:50:27,417 --> 00:50:28,667
HOW WAS YOUR DATE?
1259
00:50:28,750 --> 00:50:31,583
NOT EXACTLY
AWARD-WINNING.
1260
00:50:31,667 --> 00:50:33,458
BUT, UH, IT WAS
OKAY, I GUESS.
1261
00:50:33,542 --> 00:50:34,875
OH.
1262
00:50:34,959 --> 00:50:36,291
BUT SHE WANTS TO
GO OUT AGAIN.
1263
00:50:36,375 --> 00:50:37,375
OH.
1264
00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:40,291
SO THAT'S SOMETHING.
1265
00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:41,250
THAT IS SOMETHING.
1266
00:50:41,333 --> 00:50:42,250
IS IT?
1267
00:50:42,333 --> 00:50:43,875
YEAH.
1268
00:50:43,959 --> 00:50:44,959
BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE
1269
00:50:45,041 --> 00:50:46,166
THE KIDS ARE GONNA LIKE
THE IDEA.
1270
00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:48,500
OH, I THINK
THAT'S PROBABLY NATURAL.
1271
00:50:48,583 --> 00:50:49,750
YEAH?
1272
00:50:51,792 --> 00:50:53,291
WELL...
1273
00:50:53,375 --> 00:50:54,458
THANKS AGAIN
1274
00:50:54,542 --> 00:50:55,875
FOR...
1275
00:50:55,959 --> 00:50:58,542
EVERYTHING.
1276
00:50:58,625 --> 00:50:59,542
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1277
00:50:59,625 --> 00:51:00,458
FOR EVERYTHING.
1278
00:51:03,333 --> 00:51:04,917
OH.
1279
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,250
I WAS GETTING MY KEYS.
1280
00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:07,750
SORRY, I...
1281
00:51:07,834 --> 00:51:09,000
I SAW YOU GO IN
FOR THE LEAN,
1282
00:51:09,083 --> 00:51:09,959
I THOUGHT YOU WERE...
1283
00:51:10,041 --> 00:51:11,291
I-I THOUGHT WE WERE...
1284
00:51:13,458 --> 00:51:14,500
UH, HUGGING.
1285
00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:16,792
HUG? THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS?
A HUG?
1286
00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:17,917
WELL...
1287
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,625
IT WAS MORE, SORT OF,
HUG ADJACENT.
1288
00:51:19,709 --> 00:51:20,667
YEAH.
1289
00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:22,000
WHICH IS OKAY, RIGHT?
1290
00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:23,083
WE'RE FRIENDS.
1291
00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:24,333
I MEAN...
1292
00:51:24,417 --> 00:51:25,709
FRIENDS--FRIENDS HUG.
1293
00:51:25,792 --> 00:51:27,333
YEAH.
1294
00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:29,208
"HUGS WITH FRIENDS."
1295
00:51:29,291 --> 00:51:30,291
ANOTHER NEW APP.
1296
00:51:30,375 --> 00:51:32,208
THERE YOU GO.
1297
00:51:32,291 --> 00:51:34,208
I OWE YOU AGAIN.
1298
00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:36,583
OKAY, I'M JUST...
1299
00:51:36,667 --> 00:51:37,625
I'M JUST GETTING MY BAG.
1300
00:51:37,709 --> 00:51:38,750
OKAY, I'LL STAY AWAY.
1301
00:51:38,834 --> 00:51:40,083
BYE, FRIEND.
1302
00:51:40,166 --> 00:51:41,375
BYE... FRIEND.
1303
00:51:54,792 --> 00:51:55,750
HUGS WITH FRIENDS?
1304
00:51:55,834 --> 00:51:57,834
IT WAS THE PINNACLE
OF AWKWARD.
1305
00:51:57,917 --> 00:51:59,959
WELL, DID YOU
HUG HIM BACK?
1306
00:52:00,041 --> 00:52:00,959
NO, IT WASN'T ROMANTIC.
1307
00:52:01,041 --> 00:52:02,792
IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING.
1308
00:52:02,875 --> 00:52:04,458
WELL, EVERYTHING
HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
1309
00:52:04,542 --> 00:52:05,500
OH, WOULD YOU NOT
MAKE THIS
1310
00:52:05,583 --> 00:52:06,583
INTO SOMETHING IT'S NOT?
1311
00:52:06,667 --> 00:52:08,500
BECAUSE THIS IS
WHAT YOU DO, POPPY.
1312
00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:10,208
YOU RUN WHEN
THINGS GET GOOD.
1313
00:52:10,291 --> 00:52:11,583
YEAH, WHAT IF
THEY'RE TOO GOOD?
1314
00:52:11,667 --> 00:52:12,750
IT MEANS
THEY MIGHT END BADLY.
1315
00:52:12,834 --> 00:52:14,709
NO, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO.
1316
00:52:14,792 --> 00:52:17,166
SEE, THIS IS COMPLICATED, MEG.
1317
00:52:17,250 --> 00:52:19,208
LIKE, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT ME.
1318
00:52:19,291 --> 00:52:21,500
ZACH AND ZOE WANT ME
TO MARRY THEIR DAD.
1319
00:52:22,792 --> 00:52:24,834
IT'S NOT FAIR
FOR THEM TO THINK
1320
00:52:24,917 --> 00:52:25,750
THAT SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN
BETWEEN RYAN AND I
1321
00:52:25,834 --> 00:52:26,792
WHEN IT CAN'T.
1322
00:52:26,875 --> 00:52:28,750
AND WHY CAN'T IT, EXACTLY?
1323
00:52:28,834 --> 00:52:29,750
HE'S MY BOSS.
1324
00:52:29,834 --> 00:52:30,959
TEMPORARILY.
1325
00:52:31,041 --> 00:52:33,000
HE'S ON DATE NUMBER TWO
WITH ABIGAIL,
1326
00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:34,417
AND DATE NUMBER THREE
IS PENDING.
1327
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:35,750
OH.
1328
00:52:35,834 --> 00:52:37,625
AND HE ASKED ME
FOR DATING ADVICE.
1329
00:52:37,709 --> 00:52:40,041
"OH," AGAIN.
1330
00:52:43,375 --> 00:52:46,000
YOU KNOW,
1331
00:52:46,083 --> 00:52:48,041
I COULDN'T ASK
FOR A BETTER SISTER.
1332
00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:50,417
BUT...?
1333
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,166
YOU'VE BEEN HERE
FOR ME AND THE KIDS.
1334
00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,709
AND I APPRECIATE EVERY MINUTE,
1335
00:52:53,792 --> 00:52:55,500
EVERY DRAGON
PILLOW FIGHT,
1336
00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:57,000
AND MAC AND CHEESE.
1337
00:52:57,083 --> 00:52:57,959
WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS?
1338
00:52:58,041 --> 00:52:59,417
YOU'VE COMMITTED TO US,
1339
00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:01,041
BUT...
1340
00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:03,750
WE CAN'T BE THE ONLY
COMMITMENT THAT YOU MAKE.
1341
00:53:08,375 --> 00:53:09,208
GO DOWN A LITTLE LOWER.
1342
00:53:10,667 --> 00:53:11,667
LITTLE LOWER.
1343
00:53:12,709 --> 00:53:13,625
LOWER.
1344
00:53:13,709 --> 00:53:14,625
OOF.
1345
00:53:14,709 --> 00:53:15,959
GOOD.
1346
00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:24,667
THIS IS AWESOME.
1347
00:53:26,083 --> 00:53:27,125
GLAD YOU APPROVE.
1348
00:53:27,208 --> 00:53:28,500
I DO.
1349
00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:29,625
QUESTION,
1350
00:53:29,709 --> 00:53:31,875
DO YOU THINK WE NEED
MORE DECORATIONS?
1351
00:53:31,959 --> 00:53:33,166
ABSOLUTELY,
1352
00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:35,166
BUT THEN YOU WOULD NEED
A BIGGER HOUSE.
1353
00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:36,667
WHERE ARE THE YOUNG 'UNS?
1354
00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:38,250
UH, THEY'RE UPSTAIRS
BRUSHING THEIR TEETH.
1355
00:53:40,542 --> 00:53:41,417
YOU DIDN'T?
1356
00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:42,500
WHAT?
1357
00:53:42,583 --> 00:53:44,417
CANDY FOR BREAKFAST?
1358
00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:47,250
OH, IT'S JUST
ONE LITTLE PIECE.
1359
00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:48,333
CREAM, TWO SUGARS?
1360
00:53:48,417 --> 00:53:50,333
BLACK, ONE SUGAR?
1361
00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:56,792
IF SOMEBODY CAME IN HERE
AND SAW US,
1362
00:53:56,875 --> 00:53:58,417
THEY'D THINK WE WERE
SOME OLD MARRIED COUPLE.
1363
00:53:58,500 --> 00:53:59,458
OLD?
1364
00:53:59,542 --> 00:54:00,625
SUPER OLD.
1365
00:54:00,709 --> 00:54:02,166
HOW MANY DECADES
HAVE WE BEEN TOGETHER?
1366
00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:03,417
THREE?
1367
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:04,500
WE MET...
1368
00:54:04,583 --> 00:54:05,542
ON A BLIND DATE.
1369
00:54:05,625 --> 00:54:06,500
ON A BLIND DATE, YES.
1370
00:54:06,583 --> 00:54:07,667
WE HAD A SMALL WEDDING.
1371
00:54:07,750 --> 00:54:08,834
A BIG WEDDING,
1372
00:54:08,917 --> 00:54:11,792
AND WE HONEYMOONED
AT NIAGARA FALLS.
1373
00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:13,709
NO, SEE, YOU THOUGHT
IT WAS NIAGARA FALLS,
1374
00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:14,917
BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE
1375
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,333
THE TOILET OVERFLOWED
IN THE AIRPORT HOTEL
1376
00:54:17,417 --> 00:54:19,333
WHEN OUR FLIGHT WAS CANCELED.
1377
00:54:19,417 --> 00:54:20,750
AH, I REMEMBER NOW.
1378
00:54:20,834 --> 00:54:22,375
YES, AND INSTEAD,
1379
00:54:22,458 --> 00:54:26,875
WE STAYED UP THE WHOLE NIGHT
JUST LISTENING TO MUSIC.
1380
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,834
OH, MY, I DO BELIEVE
THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG.
1381
00:54:31,917 --> 00:54:33,333
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
1382
00:54:34,792 --> 00:54:35,834
WHAT DO YOU SAY,
1383
00:54:35,917 --> 00:54:37,166
ONE DANCE,
1384
00:54:37,250 --> 00:54:38,333
FOR OLD TIMES SAKE?
1385
00:54:38,417 --> 00:54:40,333
HOW CAN I SAY NO TO THAT?
1386
00:54:40,417 --> 00:54:41,333
YOU CAN'T.
1387
00:54:58,959 --> 00:55:01,291
POPPY!
1388
00:55:01,375 --> 00:55:02,792
GUESS WHAT?
1389
00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:04,250
DAD SAID HE'S GONNA TAKE US
TRICK-OR-TREATING
1390
00:55:04,333 --> 00:55:05,291
ON HALLOWEEN.
1391
00:55:05,375 --> 00:55:06,500
NICE TRY.
1392
00:55:06,583 --> 00:55:08,041
I SAID POPPY WILL TAKE YOU
TRICK-OR-TREATING,
1393
00:55:08,125 --> 00:55:09,166
AND I'LL TRY TO GET THERE
AT THE END.
1394
00:55:09,250 --> 00:55:10,875
WHAT TIME
IS THE END AGAIN?
1395
00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:11,792
WELL, WHENEVER
YOU GUYS ARE DONE
1396
00:55:11,875 --> 00:55:12,959
AND EATING CANDY,
1397
00:55:13,041 --> 00:55:14,375
AND BY THE WAY,
YOU'D BETTER SAVE ME SOME.
1398
00:55:14,458 --> 00:55:15,750
OH, WE MAKE
NO PROMISES.
1399
00:55:15,834 --> 00:55:17,375
BUT WE ARE MAKING...
1400
00:55:19,166 --> 00:55:20,375
OUR COSTUMES!
1401
00:55:20,458 --> 00:55:22,125
WE'RE GOING TO
FINISH THEM TODAY.
1402
00:55:22,208 --> 00:55:23,500
WHOA. IMPRESSIVE.
1403
00:55:23,583 --> 00:55:25,875
POPPY SAID SHE'S GOING
TO MAKE THESE COSTUMES
1404
00:55:25,959 --> 00:55:27,125
REALLY SPECIAL
FOR US.
1405
00:55:27,208 --> 00:55:28,959
I FIGURED THEY HAVEN'T REALLY
DONE HALLOWEEN
1406
00:55:29,041 --> 00:55:30,125
IN A COUPLE YEARS,
1407
00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:31,083
SO IT WAS TIME
TO DO IT RIGHT.
1408
00:55:31,166 --> 00:55:32,750
GO HOME OR GO BIG, RIGHT?
1409
00:55:32,834 --> 00:55:34,041
IS THAT RIGHT?
1410
00:55:34,125 --> 00:55:35,834
THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
1411
00:55:35,917 --> 00:55:36,959
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
TIME FOR SCHOOL.
1412
00:55:37,041 --> 00:55:40,250
HEY, WHY DON'T WE,
UH, WALK TODAY?
1413
00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:42,208
BUT AREN'T YOU GOING
TO BE LATE FOR WORK?
1414
00:55:42,291 --> 00:55:44,333
WELL, I'M CONFRONTING
MY FEARS, TOO.
1415
00:55:44,417 --> 00:55:45,709
GO ON, GO GET
YOUR BAGS.
1416
00:55:45,792 --> 00:55:47,250
RACE YOU.
1417
00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:48,583
NO FAIR.
YOU GOT A HEAD START!
1418
00:55:48,667 --> 00:55:50,333
NO, I DIDN'T.
1419
00:56:11,625 --> 00:56:13,208
THE PEOPLE ATTENDING
1420
00:56:13,291 --> 00:56:14,500
ARE NOT TECH-SAVVY,
1421
00:56:14,583 --> 00:56:17,166
SO YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
TO KEEP YOUR GEEK-SPEAK
1422
00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:18,959
TO A MINIMUM.
1423
00:56:19,041 --> 00:56:20,500
IS THIS YOUR CODED WAY
1424
00:56:20,583 --> 00:56:23,000
OF TELLING ME TO NOT
TALK ABOUT CODING?
1425
00:56:23,083 --> 00:56:24,750
IT WASN'T EXACTLY CODED.
1426
00:56:25,917 --> 00:56:28,667
I WILL MINIMIZE
MY INNER GEEK
1427
00:56:28,750 --> 00:56:30,792
FOR THE PRESENTATION.
1428
00:56:30,875 --> 00:56:31,750
GOOD.
1429
00:56:34,792 --> 00:56:37,542
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO TOKYO?
1430
00:56:37,625 --> 00:56:40,542
UM, I BARELY HAVE TIME
TO COME HERE.
1431
00:56:40,625 --> 00:56:42,333
WELL, AFTER THE PRESENTATION,
1432
00:56:42,417 --> 00:56:44,500
WHICH I KNOW
HAGASHIMOTO WILL LOVE,
1433
00:56:44,583 --> 00:56:45,542
WE SHOULD GO.
1434
00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:47,250
-TO TOKYO?
-YEAH.
1435
00:56:47,333 --> 00:56:48,500
WE'LL TAKE THE CORPORATE JET,
1436
00:56:48,583 --> 00:56:49,667
MEET EVERYONE.
1437
00:56:49,750 --> 00:56:51,041
IT'S AN AMAZING CITY.
1438
00:56:51,125 --> 00:56:52,750
IT'S JUST LIKE NEW YORK,
NO ONE EVER SLEEPS.
1439
00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:00,166
YOU GOT SOMETHING
ON YOUR SCHEDULE
1440
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:01,500
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?
1441
00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:04,458
UM, I PROMISED THE KIDS
I'D BE HOME BEFORE DARK.
1442
00:57:04,542 --> 00:57:05,583
HMM.
1443
00:57:05,667 --> 00:57:07,000
OR YOU'LL TURN INTO A PUMPKIN.
1444
00:57:07,083 --> 00:57:09,083
THERE WERE PUMPKINS INVOLVED.
1445
00:57:12,291 --> 00:57:13,458
HAGASHIMOTO-SAN.
1446
00:57:15,333 --> 00:57:17,458
OHIO GOZIAMAS.
1447
00:57:17,542 --> 00:57:19,834
MM-HMM.
1448
00:57:21,750 --> 00:57:23,917
OOH!
1449
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
GIVE IT!
BRING IT HERE, BRING IT HERE!
1450
00:57:26,083 --> 00:57:28,166
STAND AT THE STREET.
1451
00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:30,375
POPPY!
1452
00:57:30,458 --> 00:57:31,625
YAHOO! I CAUGHT IT!
1453
00:57:31,709 --> 00:57:32,959
WHOO-HOO!
1454
00:57:33,041 --> 00:57:34,333
OH, GOOD CATCH.
1455
00:57:34,417 --> 00:57:36,583
THIS LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY
SERIOUS GAME YOU GUYS GOT.
1456
00:57:36,667 --> 00:57:38,291
DAD, YOU'RE HERE!
1457
00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:39,750
WELL, LISTEN,
1458
00:57:39,834 --> 00:57:40,750
IT'S NOT
A REAL FOOTBALL GAME
1459
00:57:40,834 --> 00:57:42,291
TILL THE QUARTERBACK
SHOWS UP.
1460
00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:44,291
YEAH?
WHEN DOES HE GET HERE?
1461
00:57:44,375 --> 00:57:45,959
HEY, ENOUGH OUTTA YOU.
1462
00:57:46,041 --> 00:57:47,917
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
GUYS VERSUS GIRLS?
1463
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,375
YOU ARE SO ON.
1464
00:57:49,458 --> 00:57:50,375
ALL RIGHT.
1465
00:57:52,083 --> 00:57:53,125
HUT!
1466
00:57:56,375 --> 00:57:57,750
GO, GET OPEN,
GET OPEN!
1467
00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:01,542
YES!
1468
00:58:01,625 --> 00:58:02,875
TOUCHDOWN!
1469
00:58:02,959 --> 00:58:03,917
HIKE!
1470
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:04,875
NOW GO GET HER.
1471
00:58:04,959 --> 00:58:06,041
WHOA!
1472
00:58:06,125 --> 00:58:07,166
GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT.
1473
00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:08,166
YES, YES!
1474
00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:09,291
NO, YOU--
1475
00:58:09,375 --> 00:58:10,750
-POPPY!
-NO, NO, NO, NO.
1476
00:58:10,834 --> 00:58:11,792
OH!
1477
00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:14,667
SLAM!
1478
00:58:18,750 --> 00:58:20,917
-UH-OH.
-OH, NO!
1479
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:21,959
COME ON.
1480
00:58:22,041 --> 00:58:23,000
TOUCHDOWN!
1481
00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:23,959
YOU'RE KIDDING ME,
THAT'S...
1482
00:58:24,041 --> 00:58:25,291
DOGPILE!
1483
00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:26,333
DOGPILE!
1484
00:58:26,417 --> 00:58:27,834
NO WAY--
1485
00:58:27,917 --> 00:58:29,959
NO, NO, NO, NO!
1486
00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:32,333
WHAT ARE YOU
TACKLING ME FOR?
1487
00:58:32,417 --> 00:58:34,667
WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM.
1488
00:58:38,041 --> 00:58:38,959
OH.
1489
00:58:39,041 --> 00:58:39,959
UH...
1490
00:58:44,041 --> 00:58:46,250
EVERYONE, THIS IS, UH, ABIGAIL.
1491
00:58:54,458 --> 00:58:56,333
ABIGAIL, THESE ARE...
1492
00:58:56,417 --> 00:58:57,583
THESE ARE MY KIDS.
1493
00:58:57,667 --> 00:58:58,792
ZOE,
1494
00:58:58,875 --> 00:59:00,291
AND ZACH, RIGHT?
1495
00:59:00,375 --> 00:59:01,417
IT IS SO LOVELY
TO MEET YOU BOTH.
1496
00:59:02,625 --> 00:59:04,125
AND THIS IS POPPY,
MY, UH--
1497
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:05,125
I MEAN, OUR...
1498
00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:07,000
UH...
1499
00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:08,000
NANNY.
1500
00:59:08,083 --> 00:59:09,041
NANNY.
1501
00:59:09,125 --> 00:59:10,375
NICE TO MEET YOU, ABIGAIL.
1502
00:59:10,458 --> 00:59:11,959
LIKEWISE.
1503
00:59:12,041 --> 00:59:13,041
UM, FOREIGN ANALYTICS CAME IN.
1504
00:59:13,125 --> 00:59:14,083
I THOUGHT YOU'D WANT THEM.
1505
00:59:14,166 --> 00:59:15,417
YOU DIDN'T
ANSWER YOUR PHONE.
1506
00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:16,583
YEAH, SORRY.
1507
00:59:16,667 --> 00:59:17,625
I WAS GOING FOR
A TWO-POINT CONVERSION.
1508
00:59:17,709 --> 00:59:19,583
POPPY SCORED
1509
00:59:19,667 --> 00:59:20,583
THREE TOUCHDOWNS!
1510
00:59:20,667 --> 00:59:21,625
UH, TWO TOUCHDOWNS.
1511
00:59:21,709 --> 00:59:22,792
THAT LAST ONE DOES NOT COUNT.
1512
00:59:22,875 --> 00:59:23,792
OF COURSE, IT COUNTS.
1513
00:59:23,875 --> 00:59:24,875
NO WAY, NO.
1514
00:59:24,959 --> 00:59:25,875
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER.
1515
00:59:25,959 --> 00:59:26,959
OKAY.
1516
00:59:27,041 --> 00:59:27,792
I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK
ANYWAY, SO...
1517
00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:31,458
UM...
1518
00:59:31,542 --> 00:59:33,208
BUT YOU KNOW, UH...
1519
00:59:33,291 --> 00:59:35,083
WE COULD WORK HERE.
1520
00:59:35,166 --> 00:59:36,333
OH.
1521
00:59:37,542 --> 00:59:38,625
I SUPPOSE.
1522
00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:40,083
THEN WE CAN HAVE DINNER,
1523
00:59:40,166 --> 00:59:42,417
AND, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE MAKING, UH,
1524
00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:43,542
PUMPKIN PASTA,
PUMPKIN SOUP,
1525
00:59:43,625 --> 00:59:44,625
PUMPKIN PIE.
1526
00:59:44,709 --> 00:59:45,959
PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING
PUMPKIN, RIGHT?
1527
00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:47,041
I MEAN...
1528
00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:48,709
UM...
1529
00:59:48,792 --> 00:59:49,750
I MEAN, IF THAT'S OKAY?
1530
00:59:49,834 --> 00:59:51,041
OH!
THE MORE THE MERRIER.
1531
00:59:51,125 --> 00:59:52,625
THANK YOU, POPPY.
1532
00:59:52,709 --> 00:59:53,750
ALL RIGHT.
1533
00:59:53,834 --> 00:59:54,875
GREAT.
1534
00:59:54,959 --> 00:59:56,458
GOOD GAME,
GOOD GAME, GUYS...
1535
00:59:56,542 --> 00:59:57,750
YEAH. IT WAS FUN, DAD.
1536
00:59:57,834 --> 01:00:01,333
OKAY, SO,
WHAT'S THE LATEST?
1537
01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:22,041
WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
1538
01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:24,125
A LITTLE REVISION,
1539
01:00:24,208 --> 01:00:25,125
AND THAT COULD WORK.
1540
01:00:27,166 --> 01:00:28,125
OH, YEAH.
1541
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:29,166
OH, SORRY,
1542
01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:31,083
IT'S ZOE.
1543
01:00:31,166 --> 01:00:33,583
YEAH?
1544
01:00:33,667 --> 01:00:35,166
NOW?
1545
01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:38,417
EVERYTHING OKAY?
1546
01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:40,083
YEAH, I'LL JUST BE
A FEW MINUTES.
1547
01:00:40,166 --> 01:00:41,542
OKAY.
1548
01:00:50,333 --> 01:00:52,125
OKAY.
1549
01:00:52,208 --> 01:00:53,250
READY!
1550
01:00:53,333 --> 01:00:55,250
ALL RIGHT THEN,
KEEP THEM CLOSED.
1551
01:00:55,333 --> 01:00:58,000
OKAY.
1552
01:00:58,083 --> 01:00:59,417
THE SUSPENSE
IS KILLING US.
1553
01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:00,667
COMPLETELY!
1554
01:01:00,750 --> 01:01:04,000
OKAY, YOU CAN
OPEN THEM.
1555
01:01:04,083 --> 01:01:07,083
YOU LOOK AMAZING!
1556
01:01:07,166 --> 01:01:08,291
BEYOND AMAZING.
1557
01:01:08,375 --> 01:01:09,625
I KNOW.
1558
01:01:09,709 --> 01:01:11,834
I MEAN, THANK YOU.
1559
01:01:11,917 --> 01:01:14,250
NOW, INTRODUCING,
1560
01:01:14,333 --> 01:01:17,834
THE SPIDER
FROM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES!
1561
01:01:17,917 --> 01:01:18,834
OH, NO!
1562
01:01:18,917 --> 01:01:19,792
OH, MY GOSH...
1563
01:01:19,875 --> 01:01:20,917
I HATE SPIDERS!
1564
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,041
DON'T LET
THAT SPIDER IN HERE! NO!
1565
01:01:22,125 --> 01:01:23,041
GET OUT OF HERE! NO!
1566
01:01:23,125 --> 01:01:24,000
NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO!
1567
01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:26,125
HEY, GET IN HERE.
1568
01:01:26,208 --> 01:01:27,125
GROUP SELFIE.
1569
01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:28,083
OKAY.
1570
01:01:29,166 --> 01:01:30,291
HERE WE GO.
1571
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:32,959
OKAY.
1572
01:01:33,041 --> 01:01:34,667
SILLY.
1573
01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:36,250
-WOW.
1574
01:01:36,333 --> 01:01:38,458
YOU KIDS LOOK ADORABLE.
1575
01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:43,500
SO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN A NANNY, POPPY?
1576
01:01:43,583 --> 01:01:44,500
OH, A COUPLE
WEEKS NOW.
1577
01:01:44,583 --> 01:01:46,208
REALLY?
1578
01:01:46,291 --> 01:01:47,542
POPPY'S, UH,
NEPHEWS
1579
01:01:47,625 --> 01:01:48,750
GO TO SCHOOL
WITH THE KIDS.
1580
01:01:48,834 --> 01:01:49,875
OH.
1581
01:01:49,959 --> 01:01:52,625
POPPY'S
THE BEST NANNY EVER.
1582
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,750
NOBODY WILL EVER REPLACE HER.
1583
01:01:54,834 --> 01:01:57,625
ZOE, FLATTERY WILL
GET YOU EVERYWHERE.
1584
01:01:57,709 --> 01:01:59,917
SO, WHAT DID YOU DO
BEFORE THIS?
1585
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,542
POPPY CAN DO ANYTHING.
1586
01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:03,583
AGAIN, THAT WOULD BE
AN EXAGGERATION.
1587
01:02:03,667 --> 01:02:05,542
POPPY MADE
OUR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES,
1588
01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:06,917
BY HAND.
1589
01:02:08,208 --> 01:02:09,792
THAT IS VERY INDUSTRIOUS.
1590
01:02:09,875 --> 01:02:10,917
I DO HAVE TO ADMIT,
1591
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,333
THAT SPIDER COSTUME
WAS QUITE SCARY.
1592
01:02:13,417 --> 01:02:14,959
HE'S NOT AFRAID
OF SPIDERS ANYMORE.
1593
01:02:15,041 --> 01:02:16,625
POPPY TAUGHT US
HOW TO FACE OUR FEARS.
1594
01:02:16,709 --> 01:02:18,709
YOU KNOW, I HAD A COSTUME
WHEN I WAS A KID,
1595
01:02:18,792 --> 01:02:20,667
IT WAS SO COOL,
1596
01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:23,166
I THINK I PROBABLY WORE IT
FOUR HALLOWEENS IN A ROW.
1597
01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:24,166
WHAT WERE YOU?
1598
01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:25,208
A KNIGHT.
1599
01:02:25,291 --> 01:02:26,208
IN SHINING ARMOR?
1600
01:02:26,291 --> 01:02:27,417
MORE LIKE TINFOIL.
1601
01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:30,000
MY FAVORITE COSTUME
WAS AN ASTRONAUT.
1602
01:02:30,083 --> 01:02:31,583
-REALLY?
-YEAH.
1603
01:02:31,667 --> 01:02:33,083
WHAT PLANETS
DID YOU VISIT?
1604
01:02:33,166 --> 01:02:36,083
WELL, I DIDN'T
ACTUALLY LEAVE EARTH.
1605
01:02:36,166 --> 01:02:38,125
BUT YOU WERE
AN ASTRONAUT.
1606
01:02:40,166 --> 01:02:41,458
I THINK WHAT ABIGAIL'S
TRYING TO SAY IS,
1607
01:02:41,542 --> 01:02:43,333
THAT SHE WENT TO
SO MANY PLANETS,
1608
01:02:43,417 --> 01:02:46,125
THAT SHE COULDN'T
KEEP TRACK OF ALL OF THEM.
1609
01:02:46,208 --> 01:02:47,333
THANK YOU, POPPY.
1610
01:02:47,417 --> 01:02:48,458
YEAH.
1611
01:02:48,542 --> 01:02:49,375
SO WHAT WAS
YOUR FAVORITE PLANET?
1612
01:02:49,458 --> 01:02:50,417
PLUTO.
1613
01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:53,834
PLUTO'S NOT A PLANET ANYMORE.
1614
01:02:53,917 --> 01:02:55,542
ACTUALLY,
THAT'S INACCURATE, ZOE.
1615
01:02:55,625 --> 01:02:58,166
MOST EXPERTS SAY THAT PLUTO
IS STILL A DWARF PLANET.
1616
01:02:58,250 --> 01:02:59,166
IT'S IN THE KUIPER BELT.
1617
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,291
ARE YOU GOING TO BE
AN ASTRONAUT THIS YEAR?
1618
01:03:02,375 --> 01:03:03,458
MM.
1619
01:03:03,542 --> 01:03:05,166
YOUR FATHER AND I
HAVE A PRESENTATION,
1620
01:03:05,250 --> 01:03:06,417
SO WE'RE GOING TO BE
WEARING BUSINESS CLOTHES.
1621
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:08,917
YEAH, IT'S A BIG DAY FOR US.
1622
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:09,875
IT'S A BIG DAY
FOR US, TOO.
1623
01:03:09,959 --> 01:03:11,041
IT'S HALLOWEEN.
1624
01:03:11,125 --> 01:03:12,250
THAT'S RIGHT,
1625
01:03:12,333 --> 01:03:13,750
AND I WILL BE HOME
RIGHT AFTER WE'RE DONE.
1626
01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:17,250
OH, I HATE TO BRING THIS UP,
1627
01:03:17,333 --> 01:03:20,083
BUT HAGASHIMOTO HAS ASKED US
TO BE HIS DINNER GUESTS
1628
01:03:20,166 --> 01:03:21,041
AFTER THE PRESENTATION.
1629
01:03:21,125 --> 01:03:23,625
OH. UM...
1630
01:03:23,709 --> 01:03:26,000
IS THAT... NECESSARY?
1631
01:03:26,083 --> 01:03:28,542
IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED
AN INSULT IF WE DIDN'T.
1632
01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:29,959
RIGHT.
1633
01:03:30,041 --> 01:03:31,041
OKAY.
1634
01:03:35,792 --> 01:03:38,625
SO NOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN
GOING TO BE THERE AT ALL.
1635
01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:40,917
OH, HANG ON...
1636
01:03:42,208 --> 01:03:43,333
BOTH OF YOU?
1637
01:03:43,417 --> 01:03:44,959
NO, I GOT IT,
I GOT IT.
1638
01:03:45,041 --> 01:03:46,250
ARE YOU SURE? OKAY.
1639
01:04:00,959 --> 01:04:02,500
IT'S FUNNY,
1640
01:04:02,583 --> 01:04:04,041
I TALK WITH
CEOS OF COMPANIES.
1641
01:04:04,125 --> 01:04:06,166
IN JAPANESE.
1642
01:04:06,250 --> 01:04:08,667
TALKING WITH KIDS
IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY.
1643
01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:09,750
KIDS ARE LIKE CEOS,
1644
01:04:09,834 --> 01:04:11,375
EXCEPT THEY'RE SHORTER,
1645
01:04:11,458 --> 01:04:12,375
AND SMARTER.
1646
01:04:15,083 --> 01:04:16,834
YOU'RE REALLY GOOD WITH THEM.
1647
01:04:16,917 --> 01:04:18,709
OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
OUR FIRST DAY TOGETHER.
1648
01:04:18,792 --> 01:04:21,000
THEY BARELY SPOKE TO ME,
1649
01:04:21,083 --> 01:04:23,291
AND I'M NOT EVEN GONNA MENTION
THE HUNGRY GOAT INCIDENT.
1650
01:04:23,375 --> 01:04:24,709
GOAT?
1651
01:04:24,792 --> 01:04:26,125
THE THING ABOUT KIDS IS,
1652
01:04:26,208 --> 01:04:27,917
THEY'RE FUNNY,
1653
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,792
AND SNEAKY,
1654
01:04:29,875 --> 01:04:30,917
AND DIFFICULT,
1655
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,333
GOOFY, CLEVER,
COMPETITIVE.
1656
01:04:32,417 --> 01:04:33,750
I MEAN, THEY'RE KIDS,
1657
01:04:33,834 --> 01:04:35,250
SO THEY'RE LOTS OF THINGS,
1658
01:04:35,333 --> 01:04:37,250
BUT THEY'LL TEST YOU
BEFORE THEY TRUST YOU.
1659
01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:41,000
ALL RIGHT.
1660
01:04:41,083 --> 01:04:42,250
CRISIS AVERTED.
1661
01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:44,458
OH, GOOD.
1662
01:04:44,542 --> 01:04:45,583
I WILL GET THEM READY FOR BED.
1663
01:04:45,667 --> 01:04:46,542
THANK YOU.
1664
01:04:48,834 --> 01:04:50,917
WELL, I, UM,
SHOULD GET GOING.
1665
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,375
WE CAN FINISH THIS
UP TOMORROW.
1666
01:04:52,458 --> 01:04:53,667
I'LL WALK YOU OUT.
1667
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,333
OKAY, LET'S BUILD A FORT.
1668
01:04:56,417 --> 01:04:57,417
-OKAY.
-YEAH!
1669
01:04:57,500 --> 01:05:01,208
SO, I GUESS
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
1670
01:05:01,291 --> 01:05:03,041
BRIGHT AND EARLY.
1671
01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:05,500
GOODNIGHT.
1672
01:05:27,208 --> 01:05:28,625
"THE VERY NEXT DAY,
1673
01:05:28,709 --> 01:05:32,000
"POOR ICHABOD CRANE
DID NOT APPEAR AT SCHOOL.
1674
01:05:32,083 --> 01:05:36,208
"HIS HORSE WAS FOUND
WANDERING FREE,
1675
01:05:36,291 --> 01:05:37,625
"AND SO,
1676
01:05:37,709 --> 01:05:44,250
"THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN.
1677
01:05:44,333 --> 01:05:45,291
THE END."
1678
01:05:49,375 --> 01:05:51,458
SO, WAIT, IT WAS REALLY
JUST A GUY
1679
01:05:51,542 --> 01:05:53,166
WITH A PUMPKIN ON HIS HEAD?
1680
01:05:53,250 --> 01:05:54,917
OR WAS HE?
1681
01:06:12,542 --> 01:06:14,291
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
BED TIME.
1682
01:06:14,375 --> 01:06:16,417
I LOVE YOU, POPPY.
1683
01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:18,125
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
1684
01:06:18,208 --> 01:06:19,250
AW...
1685
01:06:19,333 --> 01:06:22,333
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
1686
01:06:40,041 --> 01:06:42,625
HEY. SO...
1687
01:06:42,709 --> 01:06:43,959
"HEADLESS HORSEMAN
RIDES AGAIN"?
1688
01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:45,208
AND AGAIN.
1689
01:06:45,291 --> 01:06:46,750
ZACH WANTED TO
HEAR IT TWICE.
1690
01:06:47,834 --> 01:06:49,250
GOODNIGHT.
1691
01:06:49,333 --> 01:06:50,875
HEY, UM...
1692
01:06:50,959 --> 01:06:52,834
CAN WE TALK?
1693
01:06:52,917 --> 01:06:54,500
ABOUT WHAT?
1694
01:06:55,542 --> 01:06:56,834
US.
1695
01:06:56,917 --> 01:06:59,291
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT US?
1696
01:06:59,375 --> 01:07:00,375
YEAH.
1697
01:07:00,458 --> 01:07:02,458
YEAH, LOOK, I, UM...
1698
01:07:02,542 --> 01:07:04,250
I KNOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE,
1699
01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:07,500
UH, TEMPORARILY OURS,
1700
01:07:07,583 --> 01:07:09,166
BUT, UM,
1701
01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:12,875
EVERYTHING HAS JUST
CHANGED SO QUICKLY.
1702
01:07:12,959 --> 01:07:15,583
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY
IS, UH...
1703
01:07:15,667 --> 01:07:17,917
YOU WANT ME TO STAY ON
AS YOUR NANNY.
1704
01:07:19,709 --> 01:07:20,583
SURE, YES, BUT--
1705
01:07:20,667 --> 01:07:23,250
THE THING IS, RYAN,
1706
01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:26,333
THE KIDS ARE
GETTING ATTACHED TO ME,
1707
01:07:26,417 --> 01:07:28,458
AND I'M GETTING
ATTACHED TO THEM,
1708
01:07:28,542 --> 01:07:31,166
AND THAT WAS NEVER
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.
1709
01:07:31,250 --> 01:07:32,583
WHY NOT?
1710
01:07:32,667 --> 01:07:35,083
BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE
A GREAT FAMILY,
1711
01:07:35,166 --> 01:07:36,417
AND ABIGAIL'S HERE,
1712
01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:38,333
AND I'M KIND OF IN THE WAY.
1713
01:07:38,417 --> 01:07:41,125
THIS IS NOT HOW I PICTURED
THE CONVERSATION GOING.
1714
01:07:41,208 --> 01:07:43,041
I JUST, I DON'T...
I DON'T THINK THIS IS FOR ME.
1715
01:07:43,125 --> 01:07:44,500
WHAT?
1716
01:07:44,583 --> 01:07:46,083
I'LL STAY THROUGH HALLOWEEN,
BUT THAT'S IT.
1717
01:07:46,166 --> 01:07:47,125
HALLOWEEN?
1718
01:07:47,208 --> 01:07:48,375
I MEAN, THAT WAS THE PLAN.
1719
01:07:48,458 --> 01:07:50,000
YEAH, WELL,
PLANS CHANGE.
1720
01:07:50,083 --> 01:07:51,375
YOU KNOW, PEOPLE CHANGE.
1721
01:07:51,458 --> 01:07:52,417
THEY GET ATTACHED.
1722
01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:53,375
YOU KNOW, MY KIDS--
1723
01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:54,333
MY KIDS LOVE YOU.
1724
01:07:54,417 --> 01:07:55,500
AND I LOVE THEM,
1725
01:07:55,583 --> 01:07:57,542
BUT I DON'T THINK
THAT THIS IS GONNA WORK.
1726
01:07:57,625 --> 01:07:59,542
I JUST DON'T...
1727
01:07:59,625 --> 01:08:02,208
YOU KNOW WHAT,
I DON'T WANT TO DRAG THIS OUT.
1728
01:08:02,291 --> 01:08:04,166
IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE,
1729
01:08:04,250 --> 01:08:05,792
I THINK IT'S BETTER
YOU JUST DO IT NOW.
1730
01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:09,458
FINE.
1731
01:08:10,834 --> 01:08:12,834
I WILL, UH,
I'LL SWING BY IN THE MORNING,
1732
01:08:12,917 --> 01:08:14,583
AND I'LL SAY GOODBYE
TO THE KIDS.
1733
01:08:14,667 --> 01:08:16,458
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT.
1734
01:08:19,333 --> 01:08:21,000
I MEAN, ONLY IF YOU THINK
THAT WOULD BE BEST FOR THEM.
1735
01:08:22,667 --> 01:08:24,166
I DO.
1736
01:08:27,417 --> 01:08:28,917
OH... WELL, THEN...
1737
01:08:31,417 --> 01:08:32,917
BYE.
1738
01:08:56,542 --> 01:08:58,792
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU QUIT.
1739
01:08:58,875 --> 01:09:01,125
I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
1740
01:09:01,208 --> 01:09:02,959
IT JUST HAPPENED.
1741
01:09:03,041 --> 01:09:04,709
HE ASKED ME TO STAY ON
AS HIS NANNY.
1742
01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:05,834
SO?
1743
01:09:05,917 --> 01:09:07,333
WELL, I MAY NOT KNOW
WHAT I WANT,
1744
01:09:07,417 --> 01:09:09,250
BUT I KNOW WHAT I DON'T WANT,
1745
01:09:09,333 --> 01:09:10,625
AND THAT'S TO GET HURT.
1746
01:09:10,709 --> 01:09:13,250
GETTING INVOLVED DOESN'T
HAVE TO MEAN GETTING HURT.
1747
01:09:13,333 --> 01:09:15,250
COME ON, WHAT HAPPENED TO
FACING YOUR FEARS?
1748
01:09:15,333 --> 01:09:16,583
THAT WORKS
FOR EVERYONE BUT ME.
1749
01:09:16,667 --> 01:09:17,542
POPPY...
1750
01:09:17,625 --> 01:09:18,750
I LIKE HIM.
1751
01:09:18,834 --> 01:09:20,834
I, LIKE, REALLY LIKE HIM.
1752
01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:23,375
BUT I SAW HIM KISSING ABIGAIL.
1753
01:09:23,458 --> 01:09:24,500
SO...
1754
01:09:24,583 --> 01:09:26,125
I HAVE TO GET OVER IT.
1755
01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:28,083
MAYBE IT WAS A FRIEND THING.
1756
01:09:28,166 --> 01:09:29,583
ARE YOU KIDDING?
1757
01:09:29,667 --> 01:09:32,166
THERE'S NO
"KISSES WITH FRIENDS."
1758
01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:34,625
THAT'S... NOT AN APP.
1759
01:09:34,709 --> 01:09:36,250
YEAH.
1760
01:09:42,208 --> 01:09:44,166
WHERE'S POPPY?
1761
01:09:44,250 --> 01:09:48,041
UH, I AM GOING TO BE
TAKING YOU TO SCHOOL TODAY,
1762
01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:49,291
AND THEN AFTERWARDS,
1763
01:09:49,375 --> 01:09:50,667
YOU'RE GOING TO GO HOME
WITH THE MARSHALL KIDS.
1764
01:09:50,750 --> 01:09:53,458
AND POPPY WILL PICK US UP
FROM THE MARSHALLS?
1765
01:09:53,542 --> 01:09:55,917
I AM GOING TO BE
PICKING YOU UP, TOO.
1766
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:57,583
YOU'RE NOT WORKING?
1767
01:09:57,667 --> 01:09:58,959
NO, I'M GOING TO WORK
FROM HOME TODAY,
1768
01:09:59,041 --> 01:10:00,000
WITH ABIGAIL.
1769
01:10:00,083 --> 01:10:01,166
BUT WHAT ABOUT POPPY?
1770
01:10:02,417 --> 01:10:06,417
LOOK, GUYS, UM...
1771
01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:08,667
YOU KNOW SHE WASN'T
GOING TO STAY HERE FOREVER.
1772
01:10:08,750 --> 01:10:10,250
BUT WHY NOT?
1773
01:10:10,333 --> 01:10:11,667
SHE SAID SHE LOVED US.
1774
01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:13,291
SHE DOES.
1775
01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:14,333
OF COURSE, SHE LOVES YOU TWO.
1776
01:10:14,417 --> 01:10:15,750
SHE LOVES YOU.
1777
01:10:15,834 --> 01:10:17,500
I CAN TELL.
1778
01:10:17,583 --> 01:10:19,500
SHE TALKS ABOUT YOU
ALL THE TIME.
1779
01:10:19,583 --> 01:10:20,917
OKAY.
1780
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,333
LOOK, I KNOW
THIS IS CONFUSING,
1781
01:10:23,417 --> 01:10:25,083
AND I'M SORRY,
1782
01:10:25,166 --> 01:10:28,208
BUT YOU'VE STILL GOT ME.
1783
01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:30,542
ALL RIGHT?
1784
01:10:30,625 --> 01:10:33,250
AND I'M GOING TO
BE HERE FOR YOU.
1785
01:10:44,375 --> 01:10:46,875
THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME
1786
01:10:46,959 --> 01:10:49,500
FOR WHAT I LIKE TO CALL...
1787
01:10:49,583 --> 01:10:51,667
"MELLOW FROG."
1788
01:10:52,792 --> 01:10:54,125
NAMASTE.
1789
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:55,375
NAMASTE.
1790
01:11:03,041 --> 01:11:04,375
YOU CAME BACK.
1791
01:11:04,458 --> 01:11:05,834
MRS. KLEMMER.
1792
01:11:05,917 --> 01:11:08,208
YES, I-I NEEDED
A LITTLE BIT OF YOGA.
1793
01:11:08,291 --> 01:11:09,250
YEAH.
WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
1794
01:11:09,333 --> 01:11:10,709
I'M GLAD.
1795
01:11:10,792 --> 01:11:13,083
BUT YOU WERE
A MILLION MILES AWAY.
1796
01:11:13,166 --> 01:11:14,417
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
1797
01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:16,333
WELL, I RAISED FOUR GIRLS.
1798
01:11:16,417 --> 01:11:18,291
I KNOW WHAT BOY-TROUBLE
LOOKS LIKE.
1799
01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:20,208
IS IT THAT OBVIOUS?
1800
01:11:20,291 --> 01:11:21,208
SO, WHAT DID HE DO WRONG?
1801
01:11:21,291 --> 01:11:22,542
NO...
1802
01:11:22,625 --> 01:11:23,875
NOTHING.
1803
01:11:23,959 --> 01:11:26,083
IT... IT'S MORE COMPLICATED
THAN THAT.
1804
01:11:26,166 --> 01:11:27,500
AH...
1805
01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:30,750
SOUNDS LIKE
UNFINISHED BUSINESS TO ME,
1806
01:11:30,834 --> 01:11:32,542
AND THAT'S THE WORST KIND.
1807
01:11:32,625 --> 01:11:34,500
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1808
01:11:34,583 --> 01:11:37,333
IT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND
WHEREVER YOU GO,
1809
01:11:37,417 --> 01:11:40,000
UNLESS YOU DO
SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
1810
01:11:40,083 --> 01:11:42,333
LISTEN TO YOUR HEART, DEAR.
1811
01:11:42,417 --> 01:11:47,333
DON'T TAKE TOO LONG,
WHATEVER YOU DECIDE.
1812
01:11:51,583 --> 01:11:53,792
"...WHICH IS WHY
WE'RE SO HAPPY
1813
01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:55,959
"TO BECOME PART OF
THE YAMAHARO GLOBAL FAMILY.
1814
01:11:56,041 --> 01:11:58,792
MAY 'FOOD WITH FRIENDS'
BE JUST THE BEGINNING."
1815
01:11:58,875 --> 01:11:59,792
THAT'S GOOD.
1816
01:11:59,875 --> 01:12:01,208
WE SHOULD
ADD A LINE ABOUT
1817
01:12:01,291 --> 01:12:03,709
HOW THE APP WOULD STRENGTHEN
THE YAMAHARO GLOBAL BRAND.
1818
01:12:03,792 --> 01:12:04,875
RIGHT?
1819
01:12:07,667 --> 01:12:09,750
WHAT'S WRONG?
1820
01:12:09,834 --> 01:12:12,000
IT'S TOO QUIET OUT THERE.
1821
01:12:12,083 --> 01:12:14,625
ISN'T THAT
A GOOD THING?
1822
01:12:14,709 --> 01:12:16,834
NOT WITH MY KIDS.
1823
01:12:16,917 --> 01:12:18,625
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1824
01:12:18,709 --> 01:12:19,875
SURE.
1825
01:12:29,041 --> 01:12:30,458
YOU GUYS OKAY?
1826
01:12:33,208 --> 01:12:35,750
WHEN'S POPPY COMING BACK?
1827
01:12:35,834 --> 01:12:38,667
ZACH, STOP ASKING HIM.
1828
01:12:38,750 --> 01:12:41,208
SHE'S NOT
COMING BACK, OKAY?
1829
01:12:41,291 --> 01:12:42,667
WE'LL JUST GET
ANOTHER NEW NANNY,
1830
01:12:42,750 --> 01:12:44,291
AND THEN ANOTHER,
1831
01:12:44,375 --> 01:12:46,458
DAD WILL ALWAYS
BE TOO BUSY FOR US,
1832
01:12:46,542 --> 01:12:47,959
SO JUST GET USED TO IT.
1833
01:12:48,041 --> 01:12:49,542
ZO...
1834
01:12:49,625 --> 01:12:51,959
THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
1835
01:12:52,041 --> 01:12:54,542
EVEN THOUGH POPPY'S
NOT HERE ANYMORE,
1836
01:12:54,625 --> 01:12:57,417
THINGS ARE NOT GOING BACK
TO THE WAY THEY WERE.
1837
01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:58,458
OKAY?
1838
01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:01,500
OKAY.
1839
01:13:03,333 --> 01:13:06,250
I KNOW YOU GUYS MISS POPPY.
1840
01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:09,375
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
1841
01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:13,333
I MISS HER, TOO.
1842
01:13:31,917 --> 01:13:33,500
TA-DAH!
1843
01:13:34,834 --> 01:13:35,709
WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
1844
01:13:35,792 --> 01:13:37,500
A STARFISH.
1845
01:13:37,583 --> 01:13:39,041
DOESN'T A STARFISH
HAVE MORE POINTS?
1846
01:13:39,125 --> 01:13:40,083
I RAN OUT OF MATERIAL.
1847
01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:44,041
WELL, YOU LOOK VERY AQUATIC.
1848
01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:46,709
YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA
COME WITH US?
1849
01:13:46,792 --> 01:13:47,792
WE COULD LEAVE THE BOWL OUT
WITH A "PLEASE TAKE ONE" NOTE.
1850
01:13:47,875 --> 01:13:49,166
I'M NOT GONNA RISK
1851
01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:51,667
LETTING SOME TEENAGER
STEAL ALL THE CANDY.
1852
01:13:51,750 --> 01:13:52,709
I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.
1853
01:13:52,792 --> 01:13:53,792
I'M FINE.
1854
01:13:53,875 --> 01:13:56,041
OKAY.
1855
01:13:56,125 --> 01:13:57,083
BOYS!
1856
01:13:57,166 --> 01:13:58,667
LET'S GO!
1857
01:14:03,041 --> 01:14:04,041
BYE, GUYS!
1858
01:14:04,125 --> 01:14:05,834
HAVE SO MUCH FUN.
YOU LOOK AWESOME.
1859
01:14:05,917 --> 01:14:08,333
THANKS, AUNT POPPY.
1860
01:14:08,417 --> 01:14:09,333
BYE.
1861
01:14:21,417 --> 01:14:23,208
OKAY, NOW, HOLD STILL,
1862
01:14:23,291 --> 01:14:25,166
'CAUSE THESE ARMS
ARE DIFFICULT.
1863
01:14:25,250 --> 01:14:27,375
WHAT IS YOUR COSTUME?
1864
01:14:27,458 --> 01:14:30,125
UH, A HARRIED
EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT.
1865
01:14:32,458 --> 01:14:35,125
OKAY, I THINK
I'VE GOT IT.
1866
01:14:37,834 --> 01:14:39,417
I THINK IT'S BACKWARDS.
1867
01:14:41,208 --> 01:14:42,333
OH, UH...
1868
01:14:45,041 --> 01:14:46,291
YEAH.
1869
01:14:46,375 --> 01:14:48,291
NAH, I KNEW THAT WAS TOO EASY.
1870
01:14:49,458 --> 01:14:50,917
OKAY.
1871
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,500
LET'S TRY AGAIN.
1872
01:14:58,917 --> 01:15:01,583
SO, THIS IS IT.
1873
01:15:01,667 --> 01:15:03,834
RIGHT, WHEN
"FOOD WITH FRIENDS" GOES GLOBAL,
1874
01:15:03,917 --> 01:15:06,125
THIS IS REALLY GOING TO
OPEN SOME DOORS FOR US.
1875
01:15:06,208 --> 01:15:07,333
YEAH.
1876
01:15:09,625 --> 01:15:11,375
THEN WHY AREN'T YOU THINKING
1877
01:15:11,458 --> 01:15:14,041
ABOUT ANY
OF THAT RIGHT NOW?
1878
01:15:16,583 --> 01:15:18,000
RYAN, YOUR KIDS
WILL BE FINE, OKAY?
1879
01:15:18,083 --> 01:15:19,625
IT'S JUST ONE HALLOWEEN.
1880
01:15:19,709 --> 01:15:21,583
THEY'RE GOING TO BENEFIT
FROM YOUR SUCCESS.
1881
01:15:21,667 --> 01:15:22,709
YOU KNOW THAT,
RIGHT?
1882
01:15:22,792 --> 01:15:23,750
YEAH, I DO.
1883
01:15:23,834 --> 01:15:25,125
I DO, BUT THEY DON'T.
1884
01:15:25,208 --> 01:15:27,583
YOU KNOW, IT'S, UM...
1885
01:15:27,667 --> 01:15:30,291
IT'S JUST ANOTHER
NIGHT TO THEM
1886
01:15:30,375 --> 01:15:33,333
WHERE THEIR DAD'S WORKING
INSTEAD OF HOME WITH THEM.
1887
01:15:33,417 --> 01:15:35,083
AGAIN.
1888
01:15:37,583 --> 01:15:40,500
IT WOULDN'T BE SO HARD
IF I KNEW POPPY WERE WITH THEM.
1889
01:15:42,542 --> 01:15:44,083
BUT I GUESS...
1890
01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:47,417
I'M GOING TO JAPAN, RYAN.
1891
01:15:48,875 --> 01:15:49,834
YOU'RE WHAT?
1892
01:15:49,917 --> 01:15:52,750
THAT JOB OFFER IN TOKYO?
1893
01:15:52,834 --> 01:15:53,834
I SAID YES.
1894
01:15:55,250 --> 01:15:57,333
OKAY.
1895
01:15:57,417 --> 01:15:59,875
I'VE SEEN YOU WITH POPPY.
1896
01:15:59,959 --> 01:16:02,083
YOUR KIDS LOVE HER,
1897
01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:03,542
AND I'M PRETTY SURE
1898
01:16:03,625 --> 01:16:05,208
THAT YOU'RE FALLING
IN LOVE WITH HER, TOO.
1899
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,250
I'D BE FOOLING MYSELF
1900
01:16:09,333 --> 01:16:10,917
IF I DIDN'T ACKNOWLEDGE
1901
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,875
WHAT WAS GOING ON
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU
1902
01:16:13,959 --> 01:16:16,709
AND GRACIOUSLY
STEP ASIDE.
1903
01:16:16,792 --> 01:16:19,583
SO, THAT'S
WHAT I'M DOING.
1904
01:16:19,667 --> 01:16:22,375
I'M STEPPING ASIDE.
1905
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,417
TRICK OR TREAT!
1906
01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:45,000
WOW, LOOK AT YOU.
1907
01:16:45,083 --> 01:16:46,041
HERE YOU GO.
1908
01:16:46,125 --> 01:16:47,166
DON'T BE SHY.
1909
01:16:47,250 --> 01:16:49,208
NO CHILD LEFT UNCANDIED.
1910
01:16:49,291 --> 01:16:51,458
HEY, LOOK AT
ALL THOSE CRAZY BONES.
1911
01:16:51,542 --> 01:16:53,750
AND YOU, YOUR MAKEUP
MATCHES YOUR BRACES.
1912
01:16:53,834 --> 01:16:55,458
THANK YOU.
1913
01:16:55,542 --> 01:16:57,000
BYE.
1914
01:16:57,083 --> 01:16:59,750
ZOE? ZACH?
1915
01:16:59,834 --> 01:17:01,041
WHAT ARE YOU...
1916
01:17:01,125 --> 01:17:02,333
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1917
01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:03,291
I'VE BEEN WANTING
TO TALK TO YOU.
1918
01:17:03,375 --> 01:17:05,250
YOUR COSTUMES LOOK AMAZING!
1919
01:17:07,166 --> 01:17:08,291
OH, I'M SO SORRY.
1920
01:17:08,375 --> 01:17:10,542
I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIENDS,
ZOE AND ZACH.
1921
01:17:10,625 --> 01:17:12,583
THEY'RE KIND OF
ABOUT THE SAME...
1922
01:17:12,667 --> 01:17:13,750
ARE-ARE YOU IN
1923
01:17:13,834 --> 01:17:15,166
MRS. GREENE'S
SECOND GRADE CLASS?
1924
01:17:15,250 --> 01:17:18,250
ANYWAY, YOU WOULD
TOTALLY LOVE THEM,
1925
01:17:18,333 --> 01:17:19,458
AND THEIR DAD
1926
01:17:19,542 --> 01:17:21,500
IS THE BEST GUY I'VE EVER MET.
1927
01:17:21,583 --> 01:17:23,792
HE IS KIND, AND FUNNY,
1928
01:17:23,875 --> 01:17:26,208
AND... TOTALLY FOR ME.
1929
01:17:28,792 --> 01:17:32,291
HE'S TOTALLY FOR ME.
1930
01:17:33,709 --> 01:17:36,041
HE'S... FOR ME.
1931
01:17:42,166 --> 01:17:44,166
HERE, TAKE THIS.
1932
01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:48,291
I HAVE TO GO.
1933
01:17:48,375 --> 01:17:49,709
I HAVE TO GO.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
1934
01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:53,625
IT IS MY PLEASURE
TO INTRODUCE TO YOU,
1935
01:17:53,709 --> 01:17:54,792
RYAN LARSON,
1936
01:17:54,875 --> 01:17:56,333
A BRILLIANT MAN,
1937
01:17:56,417 --> 01:17:57,417
WHO I KNOW
1938
01:17:57,500 --> 01:17:59,750
WILL BE CREATING
MANY MORE PRODUCTS
1939
01:17:59,834 --> 01:18:01,041
FOR YAMAHARO GLOBAL
1940
01:18:01,125 --> 01:18:02,417
IN THE FUTURE.
1941
01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:03,583
RYAN?
1942
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:11,041
THANK YOU.
1943
01:18:11,125 --> 01:18:12,417
UM, FIRST, I JUST WANT TO SAY
1944
01:18:12,500 --> 01:18:13,959
WHAT AN HONOR IT IS
1945
01:18:14,041 --> 01:18:16,917
TO BE ABLE TO PRESENT
THIS APPLICATION TO YOU ALL
1946
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,125
TODAY.
1947
01:18:18,208 --> 01:18:19,834
UM...
1948
01:18:19,917 --> 01:18:22,083
SORRY.
1949
01:18:22,166 --> 01:18:24,667
UM...
1950
01:18:24,750 --> 01:18:25,834
YEAH.
1951
01:18:25,917 --> 01:18:27,125
I, UM...
1952
01:18:28,333 --> 01:18:30,625
I CREATED
"FOOD WITH FRIENDS"
1953
01:18:30,709 --> 01:18:33,709
BECAUSE I WANTED
SOCIAL MEDIA TO BE MORE...
1954
01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:35,250
SOCIAL.
1955
01:18:35,333 --> 01:18:38,208
UM, I WANTED TO REALLY...
1956
01:18:38,291 --> 01:18:39,917
CONNECT PEOPLE.
1957
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:42,333
FACE TO FACE.
1958
01:18:42,417 --> 01:18:44,000
SO,
1959
01:18:44,083 --> 01:18:45,792
IMAGINE
1960
01:18:45,875 --> 01:18:48,000
IF YOU COULD SIT DOWN
WITH A COMPLETE STRANGER
1961
01:18:48,083 --> 01:18:51,166
AND FORM A BOND.
1962
01:18:51,250 --> 01:18:52,792
MAYBE YOU FIND
SOME COMMON GROUND
1963
01:18:52,875 --> 01:18:54,625
AND MAKE A NEW FRIEND.
1964
01:18:54,709 --> 01:18:56,959
MAYBE IT'S JUST A...
1965
01:18:57,041 --> 01:19:00,125
YOU KNOW,
A NICE BREAK IN THE DAY.
1966
01:19:00,208 --> 01:19:02,166
UM...
1967
01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:12,709
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY,
I, UM...
1968
01:19:12,792 --> 01:19:15,458
I'VE SPENT ALL MY TIME LATELY
1969
01:19:15,542 --> 01:19:16,875
WORKING ON THIS PRESENTATION,
1970
01:19:16,959 --> 01:19:19,333
BECAUSE I--
I REALLY BELIEVE--
1971
01:19:19,417 --> 01:19:21,750
WE BELIEVE--
1972
01:19:21,834 --> 01:19:27,375
THAT "FOOD WITH FRIENDS"
WILL CONNECT PEOPLE.
1973
01:19:27,458 --> 01:19:29,875
BUT AS A RESULT,
1974
01:19:29,959 --> 01:19:33,208
I'VE MISSED OUT ON--
ON TIME
1975
01:19:33,291 --> 01:19:35,667
WITH THE PEOPLE
THAT I LOVE MOST.
1976
01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:41,959
TIME I CAN'T GET BACK.
1977
01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:45,000
SO, IF YOU'LL FORGIVE ME,
1978
01:19:45,083 --> 01:19:48,959
I WILL NOW TURN IT OVER
1979
01:19:49,041 --> 01:19:52,083
TO THE INSIGHTFUL
AND GENEROUS
1980
01:19:52,166 --> 01:19:54,959
ABIGAIL MORWELL
1981
01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:57,500
TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THIS
AMAZING APPLICATION.
1982
01:19:57,583 --> 01:19:58,542
THANK YOU. ARIGATO.
1983
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:00,959
SORRY.
1984
01:20:01,041 --> 01:20:02,333
DON'T BE.
1985
01:20:02,417 --> 01:20:03,917
I GOT IT FROM HERE.
1986
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:04,917
I KNOW YOU DO.
1987
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:05,959
OKAY.
1988
01:20:06,041 --> 01:20:06,875
KNOCK 'EM DEAD.
1989
01:20:09,125 --> 01:20:10,166
ALL RIGHT,
1990
01:20:10,250 --> 01:20:12,083
LET ME FIRST THANK
MR. HAGASHIMOTO
1991
01:20:12,166 --> 01:20:13,667
AND HIS ASSOCIATES
FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT...
1992
01:20:20,792 --> 01:20:21,709
OH.
1993
01:20:28,792 --> 01:20:30,166
I THINK I'VE GOT IT.
1994
01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:31,709
ALL RIGHT, I AIN'T AFRAID
OF NO SPIDER, MM-MM.
1995
01:20:34,375 --> 01:20:35,583
TRICK OR TREAT!
1996
01:20:35,667 --> 01:20:37,667
-DAD!
-YOU MADE IT!
1997
01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:40,792
THERE'S NO WAY
I WAS GONNA MISS OUT
1998
01:20:40,875 --> 01:20:42,166
ON GOING TRICK-OR-TREATING
WITH YOU GUYS.
1999
01:20:42,250 --> 01:20:43,417
THANKS, JEAN,
I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
2000
01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:44,542
HOW DID IT GO
WITH GLOBAL?
2001
01:20:44,625 --> 01:20:45,709
OH, GREAT.
2002
01:20:45,792 --> 01:20:47,458
ABIGAIL'S WOWING THEM
AS WE SPEAK.
2003
01:20:47,542 --> 01:20:48,792
WELL, THEN...
2004
01:20:48,875 --> 01:20:49,792
HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
2005
01:20:49,875 --> 01:20:51,458
HAVE FUN, KIDS.
2006
01:20:51,542 --> 01:20:52,417
THANKS AGAIN.
2007
01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:53,750
BYE!
2008
01:20:53,834 --> 01:20:55,041
OKAY, GUYS, LISTEN UP,
2009
01:20:55,125 --> 01:20:57,166
I THINK I'VE GOT
THE PERFECT PLACE
2010
01:20:57,250 --> 01:20:59,959
TO START TRICK-OR-TREATING.
2011
01:21:00,041 --> 01:21:01,917
YES!
2012
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:03,709
YOU'RE GOING TO
NEED A COSTUME.
2013
01:21:07,166 --> 01:21:09,250
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
2014
01:21:09,333 --> 01:21:10,792
THIS IS
THE BEST EVER!
2015
01:21:10,875 --> 01:21:12,458
YEAH.
2016
01:21:12,542 --> 01:21:16,000
OH, EXCUSE ME, SORRY.
2017
01:21:16,083 --> 01:21:17,375
SORRY. EXCUSE ME.
2018
01:21:17,458 --> 01:21:19,208
UH-OH, EXCUSE ME. SORRY.
2019
01:21:19,291 --> 01:21:21,709
IT'S A HUMAN FISH,
COMING THROUGH.
2020
01:21:22,834 --> 01:21:24,917
...TEN BAGS
FULL OF CANDY...
2021
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:26,834
WELL...
2022
01:21:26,917 --> 01:21:28,041
HOW DO I LOOK?
2023
01:21:28,125 --> 01:21:29,458
YOU LOOK GREAT.
2024
01:21:29,542 --> 01:21:31,792
WHAT ARE YOU?
2025
01:21:31,875 --> 01:21:33,709
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I'M A KNIGHT IN SHINING...
2026
01:21:33,792 --> 01:21:34,709
I'M YOUR DAD.
LET'S GO.
2027
01:21:34,792 --> 01:21:36,166
WE NEED OUR BAGS.
2028
01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:37,291
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT,
2029
01:21:37,375 --> 01:21:38,709
GET YOUR PILLOWCASES,
THEY'RE BIGGER.
2030
01:21:38,792 --> 01:21:39,709
GO, GO, GO.
2031
01:21:39,792 --> 01:21:41,083
COME ON, ZACH.
2032
01:21:49,583 --> 01:21:51,875
YOU'RE HERE.
2033
01:21:51,959 --> 01:21:54,125
YOU'RE HERE.
2034
01:21:54,208 --> 01:21:55,542
WHAT ABOUT YOUR PRESENTATION?
2035
01:21:56,709 --> 01:21:58,750
THIS IS MY PRESENTATION,
2036
01:21:58,834 --> 01:22:00,667
I MEAN, I GOT TIN FOIL,
I GOT A SWORD,
2037
01:22:00,750 --> 01:22:02,291
TOWEL...
2038
01:22:03,792 --> 01:22:04,750
IT SUITS YOU.
2039
01:22:06,333 --> 01:22:08,125
WE WERE JUST GOING TO FIND YOU.
2040
01:22:09,959 --> 01:22:11,917
YOU FOUND ME.
2041
01:22:13,083 --> 01:22:17,417
POPPY, WE DON'T NEED A NANNY.
2042
01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:19,208
WE JUST NEED YOU.
2043
01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:22,709
I NEED YOU.
2044
01:22:23,834 --> 01:22:25,166
REALLY?
2045
01:22:25,250 --> 01:22:27,417
HOW DOES...
2046
01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:30,083
"PERMANENTLY YOURS" SOUND?
2047
01:22:33,166 --> 01:22:36,291
WELL, I'M GOING TO NEED TO MAKE
A NEW BUSINESS CARD.
2048
01:22:36,375 --> 01:22:37,792
I KNOW.
2049
01:22:51,041 --> 01:22:52,333
SHE'S BACK.
2050
01:22:52,417 --> 01:22:53,417
SHE REALLY IS
A MERMAID.
2051
01:23:03,208 --> 01:23:05,125
SHE'S OUR MERMAID.
2052
01:23:12,792 --> 01:23:14,750
HEY, THERE'S
THIS HOUSE ON THE NEXT BLOCK
2053
01:23:14,834 --> 01:23:16,750
THAT WE HAVE TO START
TRICK-OR-TREATING AT.
2054
01:23:16,834 --> 01:23:19,333
OH, YEAH?
THEY GOT THE RIGHT STUFF?
2055
01:23:19,417 --> 01:23:21,917
THEY'VE GOT ZOMBIES!
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