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BELLY TOWARDS YOUR SPINE, 4 00:00:23,041 --> 00:00:25,750 AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO LOWER DOWN 5 00:00:25,834 --> 00:00:28,625 AND COME UP INTO WHAT I LIKE TO CALL... 6 00:00:28,709 --> 00:00:30,333 SNAKE. 7 00:00:31,625 --> 00:00:32,542 "SSSS!" 8 00:00:32,625 --> 00:00:34,834 AND THEN, 9 00:00:34,917 --> 00:00:35,875 THERE'S THIS GREAT YOGA WORD FOR THIS POSE, 10 00:00:35,959 --> 00:00:36,917 AND I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT IS, 11 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,375 BUT IT KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE A SNEEZE, 12 00:00:38,458 --> 00:00:40,083 IT'S LIKE, "AH...SNASANASA!" 13 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,208 AN-NA-NA-NA-NA. 14 00:00:43,291 --> 00:00:45,500 "ANJANEYASANA." 15 00:00:45,583 --> 00:00:47,500 "ANJANEYASANA!" 16 00:00:47,583 --> 00:00:48,500 THANK YOU, MRS. KLEMMER. 17 00:00:48,583 --> 00:00:49,583 AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE 18 00:00:49,667 --> 00:00:51,834 YOU KEEP YOUR KNEE OVER YOUR ANKLE 19 00:00:51,917 --> 00:00:53,500 SO YOU DON'T DAMAGE YOUR PATELLA. 20 00:00:53,583 --> 00:00:54,792 OH. 21 00:00:54,875 --> 00:00:55,917 YEAH. 22 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,291 DO YOU WANT TO COME UP AND SHOW US? 23 00:00:58,375 --> 00:00:59,709 OKAY. 24 00:00:59,792 --> 00:01:01,250 GREAT. THANK YOU. 25 00:01:01,333 --> 00:01:02,500 ALL RIGHT. 26 00:01:02,583 --> 00:01:04,875 KNEE OVER THE ANKLE, 27 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:06,709 ARMS UP IN THE AIR. 28 00:01:06,792 --> 00:01:08,208 ANJANEYASANA. 29 00:01:08,291 --> 00:01:10,959 WARRIOR TWO. 30 00:01:15,166 --> 00:01:16,709 MRS. KLEMMER... 31 00:01:16,792 --> 00:01:18,041 YEAH? 32 00:01:18,125 --> 00:01:19,917 YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT THIS. 33 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,875 DO YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER THE CLASS? 34 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:25,041 OH. SURE, OF COURSE. 35 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:26,250 REALLY? 36 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:27,333 THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 37 00:01:27,417 --> 00:01:28,375 OKAY. 38 00:01:28,458 --> 00:01:29,375 I'M GOING TO GO. 39 00:01:29,458 --> 00:01:30,667 OKAY. BYE. 40 00:01:32,208 --> 00:01:33,375 I'M JUST GOING TO GET MY BAG. 41 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:36,166 THANK YOU. 42 00:01:46,208 --> 00:01:47,291 OH. 43 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,125 I'M SORRY, JIMMY. 44 00:01:52,208 --> 00:01:53,625 I DON'T THINK I'M VERY GOOD AT THIS. 45 00:01:53,709 --> 00:01:54,625 IT HAPPENS. 46 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:58,291 NOW THAT YOU'RE FREE, 47 00:01:58,375 --> 00:02:00,208 I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE WE COULD GO OUT SOMETIME. 48 00:02:00,291 --> 00:02:01,291 OH. 49 00:02:01,375 --> 00:02:03,375 I DON'T DATE MY BOSSES. 50 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:04,750 GREAT, BECAUSE I'M NOT YOUR BOSS ANYMORE. 51 00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:06,291 OR MY EX-BOSS. 52 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:17,834 LET ME TAKE YOUR ARM. 53 00:02:17,917 --> 00:02:19,417 OH, WHAT A GENTLEMAN. 54 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:20,500 THANK YOU. 55 00:02:20,583 --> 00:02:21,792 SO, WHAT ARE WE DOING TONIGHT? 56 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:24,000 TONIGHT, IT'S DINNER AT A ROMANTIC LITTLE SPOT 57 00:02:24,083 --> 00:02:25,208 OFF THE BEATEN TRACK 58 00:02:25,291 --> 00:02:26,625 WITH THE BEST FOOD IN THE CITY. 59 00:02:26,709 --> 00:02:28,000 THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 60 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:29,083 YEAH, THEN TOMORROW, 61 00:02:29,166 --> 00:02:30,083 I WAS THINKING BREAKFAST IN THE COUNTRY 62 00:02:30,166 --> 00:02:31,208 WITH MY MOTHER. 63 00:02:31,291 --> 00:02:33,333 SHE'S VERY EXCITED TO MEET YOU. 64 00:02:33,417 --> 00:02:35,041 ARE YOU A SIZE 2? 65 00:02:35,125 --> 00:02:36,458 BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, 66 00:02:36,542 --> 00:02:38,542 HER WEDDING DRESS WOULD BE A PERFECT FIT. 67 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,458 UM... MIKE? 68 00:02:40,542 --> 00:02:42,291 UH... YOU KNOW WHAT, 69 00:02:42,375 --> 00:02:44,000 SUDDENLY, I'M NOT THAT HUNGRY. 70 00:02:44,083 --> 00:02:46,583 UM, MAYBE WE CAN TAKE A RAIN CHECK? 71 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:47,667 SURE. 72 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:48,875 YEAH. ABSOLUTELY. 73 00:02:48,959 --> 00:02:50,834 UH... IT'S SUPPOSED TO RAIN NEXT WEEK. 74 00:02:57,750 --> 00:02:59,291 YOU'RE BACK ALREADY? 75 00:02:59,375 --> 00:03:00,917 TWO MINUTES. 76 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,709 THAT IS A RECORD EVEN FOR YOU. 77 00:03:02,792 --> 00:03:04,959 I MAY NOT KNOW WHAT I WANT, BUT I KNOW WHAT I DON'T WANT. 78 00:03:06,041 --> 00:03:07,041 WHAT WAS THAT? 79 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:08,125 THAT WAS THE SOUND 80 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:09,709 OF THE LAST TIME I LET YOU FIX ME UP. 81 00:03:09,792 --> 00:03:11,375 HIS EX SAID HE WAS A CATCH. 82 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,166 MAYBE THERE'S A REASON SHE'S HIS EX. 83 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:15,125 OR MAYBE THERE'S A REASON YOU DON'T GIVE ANYONE, 84 00:03:15,208 --> 00:03:16,709 OR ANYTHING, A CHANCE. 85 00:03:16,792 --> 00:03:18,000 I GIVE EVERYTHING A CHANCE. 86 00:03:18,083 --> 00:03:19,166 REALLY? 87 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:20,542 HOW WAS THE JOB AT THE DENTAL OFFICE? 88 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:22,041 -NOT-- -FOR YOU. 89 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:23,417 I DON'T LIKE TEETH. 90 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:24,291 YOU KNOW WHO THAT SOUNDS LIKE? 91 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:26,125 DON'T SAY "MOM". 92 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:27,500 DID YOU READ HER LAST POSTCARD? 93 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:28,500 SHE'S IN MAINE, 94 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:29,917 ON A HIKING TRIP. 95 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,333 OH, YOU'RE TWO WEEKS BEHIND. 96 00:03:31,417 --> 00:03:32,792 I JUST SAW ON HER FACEBOOK PAGE 97 00:03:32,875 --> 00:03:34,125 THAT SHE MET A BUNCH OF TOURISTS, 98 00:03:34,208 --> 00:03:35,291 AND SHE'S JOINING THEM FOR A CRUISE-- 99 00:03:35,375 --> 00:03:36,417 EXACTLY. 100 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:37,917 SHE CAN'T EVEN COMMIT TO A HIKE. 101 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,375 WELL, I CAN COMMIT. 102 00:03:39,458 --> 00:03:40,709 I JUST... 103 00:03:40,792 --> 00:03:42,458 I HAVEN'T FOUND THE THING I'M REALLY GOOD AT YET. 104 00:03:44,208 --> 00:03:45,208 ROB! STEVE! 105 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,291 DINNER'S READY, OKAY? 106 00:03:46,375 --> 00:03:49,208 HEY, NO, IT'S MY SWORD! 107 00:03:49,291 --> 00:03:50,500 THE DRAGON AGAIN. 108 00:03:52,709 --> 00:03:54,000 I GOT THIS. 109 00:03:54,083 --> 00:03:55,166 THANKS, POPPY. 110 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:56,333 HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S GOING ON? 111 00:03:56,417 --> 00:03:58,166 BUT AUNT POPPY, 112 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:00,583 STEVE WON'T GIVE ME HIS SWORD. 113 00:04:00,667 --> 00:04:02,625 IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU BROKE YOURS. 114 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:04,083 DO YOU GUYS HEAR THAT? 115 00:04:04,166 --> 00:04:05,709 HEAR WHAT? 116 00:04:05,792 --> 00:04:08,375 IT'S THE DRAGON BREATHING. 117 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:09,750 AND WHILE YOU TWO 118 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:11,792 FIGHT OVER THAT SWORD, 119 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:13,417 HE'S GETTING CLOSER. 120 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:16,250 NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN A SWORD 121 00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:18,166 WHEN YOU'RE DEFENDING YOURSELF AGAINST A ROGUE DRAGON? 122 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:19,166 NO. 123 00:04:19,250 --> 00:04:22,125 A FIREPROOF SHIELD. 124 00:04:22,208 --> 00:04:24,458 THROW ME THAT PILLOW. 125 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:30,208 NOW, WHEN THAT DRAGON BREATHES ON YOU, 126 00:04:30,291 --> 00:04:32,500 YOU ARE TOAST. 127 00:04:32,583 --> 00:04:35,750 YOU'RE WORSE THAN TOAST, YOU'RE BURNT TOAST. 128 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:39,875 NOW GO... 129 00:04:39,959 --> 00:04:41,750 DEFEAT THE DRAGON. 130 00:04:41,834 --> 00:04:43,375 BOTH OF YOU. 131 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:48,792 TAKE THAT. IN YOUR FACE, DRAGON. 132 00:04:48,875 --> 00:04:50,250 TAKE THAT, DRAGON! YOU'LL NEVER GET US! 133 00:04:53,709 --> 00:04:56,417 WELL, YOU DO KNOW I'M NEVER GETTING THAT PILLOW BACK, RIGHT? 134 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,500 SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR SAVING THE KINGDOM FROM RUIN. 135 00:04:59,709 --> 00:05:00,625 WE DID IT! 136 00:05:03,542 --> 00:05:04,625 WE GOT HIM! 137 00:05:04,709 --> 00:05:05,625 YEAH! 138 00:05:05,709 --> 00:05:07,667 THAT'S AWESOME. 139 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:10,583 THIS... 140 00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:12,417 IS SOMETHING YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT. 141 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,208 THIS BROCCOLI IS REALLY GOOD, MOM. 142 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:16,542 MM-MM. 143 00:05:39,875 --> 00:05:41,166 HELLO? 144 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:43,542 ...LOOK, WE'RE GETTING 5,000 DOWNLOADS A DAY, 145 00:05:43,625 --> 00:05:45,583 AND IF WE CAN LAND THIS, 146 00:05:45,667 --> 00:05:47,291 THAT NUMBER DOUBLES. 147 00:05:47,375 --> 00:05:48,750 YEAH, I KNOW. 148 00:05:48,834 --> 00:05:49,667 I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 149 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:53,750 WELL, I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT COMPLICATED, 150 00:05:53,834 --> 00:05:55,959 WE JUST-- WE JUST TELL THEM WHO WE ARE. 151 00:05:56,041 --> 00:05:58,083 YOU KNOW, WE'RE A YOUNG, PROVEN COMPANY, 152 00:05:58,166 --> 00:06:00,125 WE'VE GOT APPS THAT WORK, 153 00:06:00,208 --> 00:06:01,667 AND THIS ONE HAS A GREAT INTERFACE, 154 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:03,166 IT'S SIMPLE. 155 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:05,041 EXACTLY. 156 00:06:05,125 --> 00:06:06,291 YEAH, AND I JUST THINK 157 00:06:06,375 --> 00:06:07,333 WE SHARE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE COMMENTS, 158 00:06:07,417 --> 00:06:09,291 YOU KNOW, IT'S GOT-- 159 00:06:09,375 --> 00:06:11,125 HERE I'VE GOT 'EM RIGHT HERE. 160 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:13,125 I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK. 161 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,250 OH, SURE, YUP. 162 00:06:20,291 --> 00:06:21,709 CAN I HELP YOU? 163 00:06:21,792 --> 00:06:23,875 OH! I'M POPPY SUMMERALL. 164 00:06:23,959 --> 00:06:25,625 TEMPORARILY FOR YOU. 165 00:06:25,709 --> 00:06:26,834 I MADE A BUSINESS CARD AND EVERYTHING. 166 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:28,083 YES. 167 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:29,083 YOU'RE MEGAN'S SISTER. 168 00:06:29,166 --> 00:06:30,250 AND YOU'RE RYAN LARSON. 169 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:31,208 YEAH, COME ON IN. 170 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:32,917 THANK YOU! 171 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,500 ANY TROUBLE FINDING THE PLACE? 172 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:38,458 NO, I JUST LOOKED FOR THE ONLY HOUSE ON THE BLOCK 173 00:06:38,542 --> 00:06:40,041 WITHOUT HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS. 174 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:41,792 YEAH. YEAH, UH... 175 00:06:41,875 --> 00:06:43,083 HALLOWEEN WAS KIND OF MY WIFE'S THING. 176 00:06:43,166 --> 00:06:44,458 OH. I'M SORRY. 177 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:45,417 I DIDN'T MEAN TO... 178 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:46,458 NO, NO, NO, 179 00:06:46,542 --> 00:06:47,542 IT'S OKAY. 180 00:06:47,625 --> 00:06:48,542 IT'S BEEN ALMOST FOUR YEARS NOW. 181 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,291 ANYWAY, THANK YOU FOR COMING. 182 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:52,583 MY COMPANY IS EXPANDING ONE OF OUR APPS, 183 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:54,333 SO IT'S... IT'S CRUNCH TIME. 184 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:55,333 I CAN CRUNCH. 185 00:06:55,417 --> 00:06:56,500 GREAT. 186 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,208 GREAT, WELL, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU. 187 00:06:58,291 --> 00:06:59,917 OKAY. 188 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,000 HEY, GUYS! 189 00:07:01,083 --> 00:07:02,458 COME AND MEET POPPY. 190 00:07:02,542 --> 00:07:04,250 DO WE HAVE TO? 191 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:06,834 SHE'S YOUR NEW NANNY, SO YES. 192 00:07:06,917 --> 00:07:09,291 BUT WE DON'T WANT A NEW NANNY. 193 00:07:09,375 --> 00:07:10,792 TELL THEM I'M A MERMAID. 194 00:07:10,875 --> 00:07:13,500 SHE'S A MERMAID! 195 00:07:19,083 --> 00:07:20,417 HI. 196 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:23,709 I TOLD YOU SHE'S NOT A REAL MERMAID. 197 00:07:23,792 --> 00:07:25,208 -THAT'S ZOE. -HI, ZOE. 198 00:07:25,291 --> 00:07:27,291 HELLO. 199 00:07:27,375 --> 00:07:29,250 AND THAT BOY HIDING BEHIND HIS BIG SISTER IS ZACH. 200 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:30,375 HELLO, ZACH. 201 00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:31,667 YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT A BIG SISTER, TOO. 202 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:33,208 HER KIDS GO TO YOUR SCHOOL. 203 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:39,500 SORRY. 204 00:07:39,583 --> 00:07:40,500 THEY'LL WARM RIGHT UP TO YOU. 205 00:07:40,583 --> 00:07:41,750 THAT'S OKAY. 206 00:07:41,834 --> 00:07:43,250 THEY MUST HAVE REALLY LIKED THEIR LAST NANNY. 207 00:07:43,333 --> 00:07:45,000 OH, THAT'S... A LONG STORY. 208 00:07:45,083 --> 00:07:46,875 I'M ON MY WAY. 209 00:07:46,959 --> 00:07:48,083 OKAY, ARE WE GOOD TO GO? 210 00:07:48,166 --> 00:07:50,709 YEAH, ALL NANNIED UP. 211 00:07:50,792 --> 00:07:52,875 GREAT. 212 00:07:52,959 --> 00:07:54,250 I DON'T USUALLY WORK SUNDAYS, 213 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:56,250 BUT THIS IS A CRAZY WEEK, SO... 214 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:58,583 UM, EMERGENCY NUMBERS ARE ON THE FRIDGE. 215 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:00,291 HERE ARE THESE, 216 00:08:00,375 --> 00:08:01,291 AND, UM... 217 00:08:01,375 --> 00:08:02,375 THANKS. 218 00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:03,625 ...THE SECRET PASSWORD 219 00:08:03,709 --> 00:08:04,959 IS "PUMPKINHEAD." 220 00:08:05,041 --> 00:08:05,959 FOR NOW. 221 00:08:06,041 --> 00:08:07,333 GOT IT. 222 00:08:07,417 --> 00:08:08,583 ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD ONE. 223 00:08:08,667 --> 00:08:09,583 YEAH, YOU TOO. 224 00:08:09,667 --> 00:08:10,834 THANKS. 225 00:08:10,917 --> 00:08:12,083 HELLO. 226 00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:13,083 THIS IS. 227 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:35,834 YOU GUYS IN THERE? 228 00:08:35,917 --> 00:08:36,875 NO! YES! 229 00:08:36,959 --> 00:08:38,959 OW! UH, I MEAN, NO. 230 00:08:39,041 --> 00:08:40,041 CAN I COME IN? 231 00:08:40,125 --> 00:08:42,542 WHAT'S THE PASSWORD? 232 00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:43,750 PASSWORD. 233 00:08:43,834 --> 00:08:45,750 -NOT EVEN CLOSE. -FLIBBITY-JIBBIT. 234 00:08:45,834 --> 00:08:46,750 BINGO-BONGO. 235 00:08:46,834 --> 00:08:48,542 NO! 236 00:08:48,625 --> 00:08:50,000 I DON'T... 237 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:53,875 PUMPKINHEAD? 238 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,500 MY DAD TOLD YOU. 239 00:09:03,583 --> 00:09:06,125 MAYBE. 240 00:09:06,208 --> 00:09:08,000 OR MAYBE MERMAIDS CAN READ MINDS. 241 00:09:11,208 --> 00:09:12,125 WHAT AM I THINKING? 242 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:13,250 HMM... 243 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:16,250 YOU'RE THINKING "WHAT AM I THINKING?" 244 00:09:17,542 --> 00:09:19,417 YOU GUYS WANNA GO HAVE SOME FUN? 245 00:09:41,583 --> 00:09:44,250 THAT'S GOT TO BE A NEW INBOX RECORD. 246 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:51,875 NOW, THIS IS A HARVEST FESTIVAL. 247 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,041 IF YOU'RE A MERMAID, THEN WHERE'S YOUR TAIL? 248 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:56,041 IT ONLY COMES OUT IN THE OCEAN. 249 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:58,792 WHAT DO YOU EAT? 250 00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:01,166 SEAWEED AND ALGAE. 251 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:02,208 YOU DON'T EAT FISH? 252 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:04,208 NO, FISH ARE MY FRIENDS. 253 00:10:04,291 --> 00:10:06,667 DO YOU SPEAK FISH? 254 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:07,792 FLUENTLY. 255 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,125 BUT MY FRENCH IS BETTER. 256 00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:12,208 CORN ON THE COB. 257 00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:13,542 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PICK OUT CORN? 258 00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:15,500 SO GET THE ONES 259 00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:17,208 THAT ARE, LIKE, KIND OF YELLOW UNDERNEATH. 260 00:10:17,291 --> 00:10:19,917 THOSE ARE THE GOOD ONES. 261 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,250 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? 262 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:22,542 HOW MANY MARSHMALLOWS CAN YOU FIT IN YOUR MOUTH 263 00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:23,625 AT ONE TIME? 264 00:10:23,709 --> 00:10:24,583 WHAT'S THE SCARIEST ROLLER COASTER 265 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:25,625 YOU'VE EVER BEEN ON? 266 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:26,625 AND CAN GHOSTS SWIM? 267 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,291 ANYTHING WITH MUSTARD. 268 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:30,458 NINE. 269 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,458 DROP OF DOOM. 270 00:10:31,542 --> 00:10:33,625 ONLY FISH GHOSTS. 271 00:10:33,709 --> 00:10:35,917 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS CORN? 272 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,250 WE'RE GOING TO MAKE CORN BREAD. 273 00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:39,417 YEAH, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH THAT? 274 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:40,834 WE'RE GOING TO EAT IT. 275 00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:43,333 ALONG WITH THE CHILI WE'RE GONNA MAKE FOR DINNER. 276 00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:44,917 DOES YOUR DAD LIKE CHILI? 277 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,625 HE EATS AT WORK. 278 00:10:46,709 --> 00:10:48,375 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE WITH US. 279 00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:50,125 SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE. 280 00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:52,417 I'M BET HE WISHES HE WAS HERE. 281 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:53,583 I HATE CORN BREAD. 282 00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,333 -MORE FOR ME! -AND ME! 283 00:10:56,709 --> 00:10:58,917 SPIDER! SPIDER! 284 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,166 OH... 285 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:01,291 SPIDER! 286 00:11:01,375 --> 00:11:02,375 LET'S GO. 287 00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:03,542 ZACH, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? COME BACK. 288 00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:04,500 ZACH! 289 00:11:14,291 --> 00:11:15,291 SO, I THINK THAT 290 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,000 SPIDERS MIGHT LIKE CORN ON THE COB 291 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,125 AS MUCH AS PEOPLE DO. 292 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:22,125 SORRY, BUDDY. 293 00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:25,458 OKAY, I'M GOING TO BE RIGHT OVER THERE 294 00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:27,208 IF YOU NEED ME, OKAY? 295 00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:28,166 RIGHT THERE. 296 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,625 HEY, ZOE. 297 00:11:36,709 --> 00:11:37,875 LET ME GUESS, 298 00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:39,417 HE'S NOT TALKING TO YOU? 299 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:40,458 NO. 300 00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:41,709 THAT'S OKAY. 301 00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:43,333 TALKING'S OVERRATED. 302 00:11:43,417 --> 00:11:44,417 I'M GONNA TALK TO THESE GUYS. 303 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,875 HEY, NANNY! 304 00:11:45,959 --> 00:11:47,625 HI! I'M A NANNY, TOO. 305 00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:49,500 I KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT A NANNY GOAT. 306 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,792 WHY? 307 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:53,417 BECAUSE NANNIES COME IN AND TRY TO TAKE OVER. 308 00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:57,333 MY FAVORITE SWEATER! 309 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,583 OH, NO. 310 00:11:58,667 --> 00:11:59,500 OKAY, UM, UM... 311 00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:00,583 OFF! 312 00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:01,875 ROLL OVER! SPIT! 313 00:12:01,959 --> 00:12:02,875 UH, HEEL! 314 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,250 UM, UH... OH. 315 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,583 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! 316 00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:09,875 I WANT TO GO HOME! 317 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:12,542 ME TOO. 318 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:16,000 ME THREE. 319 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:34,625 SLEEP WELL. 320 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:37,792 YOU WOKE ME. 321 00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:41,208 AWESOME. 322 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,166 DON'T WORRY, IT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD. 323 00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:16,542 I'M KIDDING. 324 00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:17,667 IT'S JUICE. 325 00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,125 SO, THINGS WENT WELL, THEN? 326 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:20,834 COMPLETELY PAINLESS. 327 00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:21,834 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE RUG. 328 00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:22,917 PLEASE. 329 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,458 THE KIDS ASLEEP? 330 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:25,834 ONE IS. 331 00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:27,750 THE OTHER'S FAKING. 332 00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:29,625 I TOOK THEM TO THE HARVEST FESTIVAL, 333 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,625 WHERE ZACH HAD AN UNFORTUNATE ARACHNID INCIDENT, 334 00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:34,458 AND ZOE'S FAVORITE SWEATER 335 00:13:34,542 --> 00:13:36,375 IS CURRENTLY BEING DIGESTED BY A GOAT. 336 00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:38,083 OH. 337 00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:39,291 THEY ARE WONDERFUL KIDS. 338 00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:40,917 OH, NO... 339 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,333 FUNNY, AND UNIQUE, AND ENGAGING... 340 00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:44,750 YOU'RE QUITTING? 341 00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:46,667 I JUST DON'T THINK THIS IS FOR ME. 342 00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:47,667 IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY. 343 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:48,917 IS THAT ALL? 344 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,250 OKAY, A LONG DAY. 345 00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,792 BUT, YOU KNOW... 346 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:54,834 THE TRUTH IS, I'M NOT ACTUALLY A NANNY. 347 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:55,875 I KNOW. 348 00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:57,000 I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE, 349 00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,667 EXCEPT FOR WITH MY SISTER'S KIDS, 350 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,750 AND THEY HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME BECAUSE WE'RE RELATED. 351 00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:02,250 WAIT, WHAT? 352 00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,542 YOUR SISTER TOLD ME ON THE PHONE THE OTHER DAY. 353 00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,375 AND YOU STILL HIRED ME? 354 00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:07,959 YOU MUST BE REALLY DESPERATE. 355 00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:09,291 NO, IT'S JUST... 356 00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:12,834 PLEASE, CAN YOU JUST HANG ON A COUPLE MORE WEEKS? 357 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:13,792 WHAT DAY IS TODAY? 358 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:14,875 STILL SUNDAY. 359 00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:16,333 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 360 00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:17,709 LOOK, I GET IT. 361 00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:20,041 KIDS ARE A HUGE COMMITMENT, 362 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:23,875 EVEN WHEN THEY'RE NOT YOURS. 363 00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:30,458 I CAN COMMIT. 364 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,500 I CAN COMMIT. 365 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:35,458 TILL THE END OF THE MONTH. 366 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,333 WHAT ABOUT... 367 00:14:38,417 --> 00:14:39,417 NEXT MONTH? 368 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,542 THANKSGIVING? 369 00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:41,583 THIS MONTH. HALLOWEEN. 370 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:42,667 PERFECT. DEAL. 371 00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,417 GREAT. THANK YOU. 372 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,667 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 373 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:46,709 OKAY. 374 00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:52,041 SAY, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DO, LIKE,00 A.M.? 375 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,792 UH, DON'T PUSH IT. 376 00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:54,834 BUT I'M COMMITTING. 377 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,041 COMMITTING. 378 00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,291 HELLO, SISTER. 379 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,250 HOW DID IT GO? 380 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,166 DON'T ASK. 381 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,083 JUST TELL ME YOU DIDN'T QUIT ALREADY. 382 00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,417 I DIDN'T QUIT. 383 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,875 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO. 384 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,709 I TOLD HIM I WOULD STAY TILL HALLOWEEN. 385 00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:29,709 HE'S A GOOD GUY. 386 00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:31,208 HE'S A WORKAHOLIC. 387 00:15:31,291 --> 00:15:32,375 AND HE'S CUTE. 388 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:33,792 HE'S MY BOSS. 389 00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:35,208 TEMPORARILY. 390 00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:36,750 COME ON, 391 00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:37,875 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY 392 00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:39,291 THROUGH MY SINGLE SISTER'S DATING LIFE 393 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,083 IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DATING LIFE? 394 00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,375 SO, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THE FACT 395 00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:48,458 THAT RYAN'S KIDS DON'T WANT ME THERE? 396 00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:51,041 JUST BE YOU. 397 00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:57,000 ZACH, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 398 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,000 YES, YOU DID. 399 00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:58,959 NO, I DIDN'T. 400 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,500 DAD! 401 00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:02,834 WHAT'S THE MATTER, BUDDY? CAN'T SLEEP? 402 00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:05,959 ZOE PUT A SPIDER IN MY BED. 403 00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:07,417 HEY, THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. I SAID, "WHAT IF I DID?" 404 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,667 YOU SAID YOU'D PUT IT IN MY BED. 405 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,375 NO, I SAID, "MAYBE I MIGHT." 406 00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:14,083 GUYS, COME ON. COME ON. 407 00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:15,083 COME UP HERE. 408 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:23,583 OKAY, THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO SPIDERS. 409 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,834 MRS. BROWER SAID 410 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,208 WE ALL EAT EIGHT SPIDERS IN OUR SLEEP EVERY YEAR. 411 00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:28,834 I DON'T WANT TO EAT A SPIDER! 412 00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:30,458 I DON'T WANT TO EAT EIGHT SPIDERS. 413 00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:32,083 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED. 414 00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:33,291 I'M SORRY, DAD, 415 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,458 I'M JUST SAYING WHAT I HEARD. 416 00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:36,458 IT'S A FACT. 417 00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:37,458 THANK YOU. 418 00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:38,458 GO TO BED. 419 00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:09,000 ...IF YOU CAN RENDER IT IN TIME. 420 00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:10,959 IS IT A BIG FILE? 421 00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:14,375 YEAH, THAT'S A BIG FILE. 422 00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:16,500 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO SLOW THE SITE DOWN. 423 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,750 ALL RIGHT. 424 00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:21,333 ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU KNOW, SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO, 425 00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:22,625 AND GET BACK TO ME. 426 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,208 HEY, AND TELL HAGASHIMOTO HOW EXCITED WE ARE. 427 00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:26,333 I GOTTA RUN. 428 00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:28,333 MY... MY BREAKFAST MEETING'S HERE. 429 00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:29,792 YEAH. BYE. 430 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,417 BREAKFAST MEETING, HUH? 431 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,750 HUH, I WASN'T SURE YOU WERE GONNA MAKE IT. 432 00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:36,792 "TEMPORARILY FOR YOU." 433 00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:38,041 PLUS, I SAID I WOULD. 434 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,250 COFFEE? 435 00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:40,375 SURE. CREAM, TWO SUGARS. 436 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:41,458 ALL RIGHT. 437 00:17:41,542 --> 00:17:42,583 HOPE YOUR COFFEE-MAKING 438 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,250 IS BETTER THAN YOUR SANDWICH-MAKING? 439 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,458 YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO BUTCHER A PB&J. 440 00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:47,667 YOU SHOULD SEE MY GRILLED CHEESE. 441 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:48,917 OOH, I THINK I PEELED ONE OF THOSE 442 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,083 OFF MY SHOE LAST NIGHT. 443 00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:51,125 YEAH. 444 00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,125 THERE YOU GO. 445 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,125 THANK YOU. 446 00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:54,834 YEAH. 447 00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:58,083 ROUGH NIGHT? 448 00:17:58,166 --> 00:18:00,959 UH... CROWDED NIGHT. 449 00:18:01,041 --> 00:18:02,125 BOTH KIDS ENDED UP SLEEPING IN MY BED. 450 00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:05,125 IMPROMPTU SLUMBER PARTY, LOVE IT. 451 00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:06,917 MORE LIKE NIGHTMARE PATROL. 452 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:07,917 SPIDERS. 453 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,083 MY FAULT. 454 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,458 NO, IT'S STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE. 455 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:13,959 SO, YOU'RE, UM... 456 00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:15,625 YOU'RE LIVING WITH MEGAN AND THE BOYS? 457 00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:16,917 TEMPORARILY. 458 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,959 OH, SO YOU NORMALLY LIVE ALONE? 459 00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:19,041 NORMALLY. 460 00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,667 AH, SO YOU'RE SINGLE, 461 00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:21,709 TEMPORARILY? 462 00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:23,250 THAT WOULD BE CORRECT. 463 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:25,208 SORRY, I DON'T MEAN TO PRY. 464 00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:26,834 IT'S JUST YOU FIT WELL INTO OUR TEST GROUP. 465 00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:28,083 WHAT? 466 00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,083 OH, UH, MY APP. 467 00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:31,166 "FOOD WITH FRIENDS." 468 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,959 SO, SAY YOU'RE DINING ALONE, 469 00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:34,458 AND YOU LOG INTO OUR APP, 470 00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:36,041 YOU CAN FIND OTHER PEOPLE NEARBY 471 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:38,166 THAT ARE DINING ALONE AND DON'T WANT TO. 472 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,208 BOOM! YOU'RE HAVING "FOOD WITH FRIENDS." 473 00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,000 SOUNDS KIND OF AMAZING. 474 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,709 THAT'S BETTER THAN "FOOD WITH ENEMIES." 475 00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:44,834 OH, THAT'S MY NEXT APP. 476 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,166 ANYWAY, THIS COMPANY, YAMAHARO GLOBAL, 477 00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,500 IS CONSIDERING BUYING US, 478 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,208 WHICH WOULD EXPAND US INTO FOREIGN MARKETS. 479 00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:53,458 SOUNDS KIND OF HUGE. 480 00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:54,792 YEAH, MY BIG PRESENTATION FOR IT 481 00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,500 IS NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT. 482 00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,166 -HALLOWEEN? -YES. 483 00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,709 YEAH. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. 484 00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:02,000 I DON'T THINK THE JAPANESE CELEBRATE IT. 485 00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:03,083 BUT WE DO CELEBRATE IT HERE. 486 00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,083 I GOTTA RUN. 487 00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,166 HERE. 488 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,250 WHAT'S THIS? 489 00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:10,291 PB&J MADE BY A PROFESSIONAL. 490 00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:11,709 AH... 491 00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:12,750 THANK YOU. 492 00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,166 YOU'RE WELCOME. 493 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,834 -ALL RIGHT. -HAVE A GOOD ONE. 494 00:19:15,917 --> 00:19:17,959 -GOOD LUCK. -THANKS. 495 00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:21,625 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 496 00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:25,667 ZOE! ZACH! 497 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,625 ALMOST TIME FOR SCHOOL! 498 00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:35,834 OKAY... 499 00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:38,208 I MEAN, ELEMENTARY SCHOOL! 500 00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,291 I USED TO LOVE IT! 501 00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:42,667 MY FAVORITE SUBJECT WAS ART CLASS, 502 00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:43,709 AND LUNCH. 503 00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:45,500 WHO'S YOUR ART TEACHER? 504 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:47,250 BOY OR GIRL? 505 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,166 MY ART TEACHER'S NAME WAS MISS A. 506 00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:52,208 WE'LL TALK LATER. 507 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,000 WE'LL... FINISH THIS LATER. 508 00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:02,041 WHAT IS... 509 00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,333 OH, GROSS... 510 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,250 HI, IT'S MEGAN. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE. 511 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:15,625 HI. YOU HAVE GOT TO CALL ME BACK. 512 00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:17,583 I LITERALLY JUST SAT 513 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:20,000 IN A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH. 514 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,709 UM... THESE KIDS HATE ME. 515 00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:23,792 SO... 516 00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,500 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 517 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,625 NEVER MIND, I JUST GOT AN IDEA. 518 00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:47,583 YOU'RE BACK. 519 00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:48,875 YUP. 520 00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:50,333 HOW WAS SCHOOL? 521 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,750 IT WAS OKAY. 522 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:52,792 I HAD A GREAT DAY. 523 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:55,375 I SAT ON THE MOST DELICIOUS 524 00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:56,834 PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH. 525 00:20:56,917 --> 00:20:59,458 MISS GREENE LET US WATCH CARTOONS AFTER LUNCH. 526 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,458 I HAD MISS GREENE IN SECOND GRADE. 527 00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:03,291 MAYBE THIS IS THE SAME MISS GREENE. 528 00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:04,875 WHAT IS SHE, ABOUT 100 BY NOW? 529 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:06,291 NO, SHE'S 50. 530 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:07,417 PROBABLY ABOUT YOUR AGE. 531 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,458 YOU THINK I'M 50? 532 00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:10,125 PROBABLY 60. 533 00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:11,250 WOW. 534 00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,875 OKAY, GUYS, LITTLE FIELD TRIP 535 00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:14,041 BEFORE WE GO BACK HOME. 536 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:15,750 NOW, LISTEN, I CAN'T LIE. 537 00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:16,875 THERE ARE GOING TO BE SPIDERS, 538 00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:18,917 BUT THEY'RE GOING TO BE FUN SPIDERS. 539 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,542 I PROMISE. 540 00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:29,291 HALLOWEEN EVERYTHING! 541 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,417 WOW. 542 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,417 PRETTY COOL, HUH? 543 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,041 SPOOKY. 544 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:35,417 WHOOP! WE'RE GONNA NEED A CART-- 545 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,250 BUT I'M DRIVING. 546 00:21:38,709 --> 00:21:41,542 HMM... THESE MASKS ARE REALLY SPARKLY. 547 00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:43,166 AH... BOO! 548 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,917 OH, HEY, THIS COULD LOOK COOL OVER THE FRONT DOOR. 549 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,208 OR THESE, TOO. 550 00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:50,375 YES! 551 00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:52,125 PUMPKINS AND SKELETON HEADS GO TOGETHER 552 00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:53,500 LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. 553 00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:56,125 I'M GOING TO FIND SOME HEADSTONES! 554 00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:59,208 OUR MOM USED TO DECORATE FOR HALLOWEEN ALL THE TIME, 555 00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:01,208 AND THEN SHE GOT SICK. 556 00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:03,250 I'M SORRY. 557 00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:05,667 IT'S OKAY, IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 558 00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:06,750 I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER HER, 559 00:22:06,834 --> 00:22:08,583 AND ZACH DOESN'T EITHER. 560 00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:10,500 I BET YOU TWO HAD A LOT OF FUN TOGETHER. 561 00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:12,250 HEY! 562 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,125 LOOK AT THESE. 563 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:15,208 MY FRIEND HAD THESE LAST YEAR. 564 00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:18,000 HER PUMPKINS LOOKED AMAZING. 565 00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:20,125 OH, NO, WE DEFINITELY NEED A PUMPKIN-CARVING KIT. 566 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:22,417 ACTUALLY, WE NEED THREE. 567 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,291 TOO MANY PUMPKINS OUT THERE NEEDING FACES. 568 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,333 OH, BUDDY, THAT'S NOT REAL. 569 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,250 IT'S NOT REAL, IT'S OKAY. 570 00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:34,875 I KNOW, BUT IT'S STILL SCARY. 571 00:22:40,417 --> 00:22:41,834 HOW ABOUT NOW? 572 00:22:41,917 --> 00:22:42,959 HARD TO LOOK SPOOKY 573 00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:44,750 WHEN YOU'VE GOT A WIG ON YOUR HEAD, HUH? 574 00:22:44,834 --> 00:22:46,709 ALTHOUGH YOU'VE NEVER MET MY AUNT ELEANOR. 575 00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:51,375 ALL RIGHT, WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED? 576 00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:52,709 EVERYTHING! 577 00:22:52,792 --> 00:22:54,709 NEXT STOP, ZOMBIE AISLE. 578 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:56,917 I LOVE ZOMBIES! YAY! 579 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,625 WAIT, SPIDERS, NO, 580 00:22:58,709 --> 00:23:01,333 BUT ZOMBIES HE LOVES? 581 00:23:01,417 --> 00:23:02,959 HE'S COMPLICATED. 582 00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:13,000 MISS MORWELL'S ON HER WAY UP. 583 00:23:13,083 --> 00:23:14,542 THANK YOU, JEAN. 584 00:23:14,625 --> 00:23:15,959 MM-HMM. 585 00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:27,709 DO YOU EVER STOP WORKING? 586 00:23:29,792 --> 00:23:31,291 SAYS THE WOMAN WHO SENT ME 30 EMAILS 587 00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:32,875 ON HER FLIGHT BACK FROM TOKYO. 588 00:23:32,959 --> 00:23:34,750 SAYS THE MAN WHO ANSWERED ALL OF THOSE EMAILS 589 00:23:34,834 --> 00:23:36,250 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 590 00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:38,667 WELL, I'M EFFICIENT. 591 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,291 JUST ONE OF YOUR MANY ATTRIBUTES. 592 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:43,834 SO, GOOD NEWS. 593 00:23:43,917 --> 00:23:46,834 HAGASHIMOTO LOVED THE APP. 594 00:23:46,917 --> 00:23:47,875 IF WE NAIL THIS PRESENTATION, 595 00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:49,667 THEY ARE ALL IN. 596 00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:51,625 AND YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE GIVING THE PRESENTATION. 597 00:23:51,709 --> 00:23:52,750 ME? NO. 598 00:23:52,834 --> 00:23:54,208 NO, NOT... 599 00:23:54,291 --> 00:23:56,041 LOOK, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROKERED THE DEAL. 600 00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:57,375 IT SHOULD BE YOU. 601 00:23:57,458 --> 00:23:59,875 NO, RYAN, YOU FOUND AN AMAZING WAY CONNECT PEOPLE, 602 00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:01,083 AND YOU NEED TO BE UP FRONT ON THIS ONE. 603 00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:02,333 YEAH, I... 604 00:24:02,417 --> 00:24:05,375 I THINK YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE WHO... 605 00:24:05,458 --> 00:24:08,125 OH... SO CUTE. 606 00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:09,542 IT'S ZOE AND ZACH, RIGHT? 607 00:24:09,625 --> 00:24:10,792 GOOD MEMORY. 608 00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:11,959 MUST BE CHALLENGING, 609 00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:13,250 TRYING TO RAISE THEM ALONE. 610 00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:15,000 YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 611 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:23,417 AND NOW, FOR THE FIRST PHASE OF "OPERATION DECORATION." 612 00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:24,959 ZOE, PLEASE TAKE ALL OF THIS CANDY 613 00:24:25,041 --> 00:24:26,083 INTO THE KITCHEN. 614 00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:27,917 NO DIPPING INTO THE STASH, PLEASE. 615 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,250 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, ORGANIZATION IS KEY. 616 00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:31,792 WE NEED TO TAKE EVERYTHING OUT, 617 00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:34,083 AND THEN DECIDE WHICH DECORATIONS GO WHERE. 618 00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:36,041 BATS, RATS, AND CATS TO THE LEFT. 619 00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:38,375 GHOSTS AND GHOULS TO THE RIGHT. 620 00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:47,875 THIS SHOULD GO HERE. 621 00:24:47,959 --> 00:24:49,959 PUT SOME LEAVES AROUND THAT ONE. 622 00:24:50,041 --> 00:24:50,875 IT'D LOOK SPOOKIER. 623 00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:53,500 OKAY, BRAIN TRUST, 624 00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:54,792 YOUR THOUGHTS? 625 00:24:56,917 --> 00:24:58,625 DRAPE THOSE LIKE ICING ON A CAKE. 626 00:24:58,709 --> 00:25:00,458 A HALLOWEEN CAKE! 627 00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:01,667 YEAH. 628 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:04,875 OKAY, BAG OF BONES COMING IN. 629 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:10,250 THIS LAWN NEEDS MORE SKELETON. 630 00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:12,208 THAT'S HOW MOM USED TO DO THE LIGHTS. 631 00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:15,291 SOUNDS LIKE YOUR MOM WAS REALLY GOOD AT HALLOWEEN. 632 00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:16,417 SHE WAS. 633 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,750 YOU WERE TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER, ZACH. 634 00:25:18,834 --> 00:25:20,417 I SAW A PICTURE OF HER 635 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:21,959 DRESSED LIKE CHAIR AT THE OSCARS. 636 00:25:22,041 --> 00:25:23,250 "CHAIR"? 637 00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:24,834 WAIT, DO YOU MEAN "CHER"? 638 00:25:26,667 --> 00:25:28,792 THAT IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA FOR A COSTUME. 639 00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:29,959 ARE YOU DRESSING UP FOR HALLOWEEN? 640 00:25:30,041 --> 00:25:31,000 OF COURSE, I AM. 641 00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:32,125 AS WHAT? 642 00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:33,458 I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU. 643 00:25:33,542 --> 00:25:36,291 I CAN'T PROMISE IT'LL BE AS COOL AS "CHAIR," 644 00:25:36,375 --> 00:25:37,834 BUT I'M GONNA TRY. 645 00:25:37,917 --> 00:25:38,917 OKAY. 646 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,125 SNACK TIME. 647 00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:42,959 WHO HERE LIKES EYEBALLS? 648 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,083 ME. 649 00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:46,041 THEY AREN'T REAL EYEBALLS, 650 00:25:46,125 --> 00:25:47,083 ARE THEY? 651 00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:48,166 MAYBE THEY ARE, 652 00:25:48,250 --> 00:25:49,208 WHY DON'T YOU TASTE THEM AND TELL ME. 653 00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:50,834 DOES IT TASTE LIKE AN EYEBALL? 654 00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:52,208 YEAH. 655 00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:53,291 SO, YOU LIKE EYEBALLS, HUH? 656 00:25:53,375 --> 00:25:54,625 -ARE THEY YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? -YEAH. 657 00:25:54,709 --> 00:25:56,208 YEAH, YOU LIKE 'EM? 658 00:25:56,291 --> 00:25:57,208 WHAT? AH! 659 00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:12,917 THANKS FOR DRYING. 660 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,041 EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT'S A PLOY 661 00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:15,041 TO STAY UP LATER. 662 00:26:16,166 --> 00:26:17,250 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 663 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:19,917 BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DISHWASHER, SMARTY PANTS. 664 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,417 HEY. 665 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,834 I JUST WANT TO SEE MY DAD'S FACE 666 00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:24,083 WHEN HE SEES ALL THE DECORATIONS. 667 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:25,208 I KNOW. ME TOO. 668 00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:27,959 WHAT FACE DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA MAKE? 669 00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:28,917 I THINK HE'S GONNA BE LIKE-- 670 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,166 "UH..." 671 00:26:31,375 --> 00:26:32,458 NO, NO, I THINK HE'S GONNA BE LIKE-- 672 00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:36,250 HEY. 673 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:38,083 I HAD A BAD DREAM. 674 00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:39,083 SPIDERS? 675 00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:47,375 ALL RIGHT. COME ON, KIDDO. 676 00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:48,458 BACK UP. 677 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:55,291 OKAY, HOP IN. 678 00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:05,792 DO YOU SEE HOW IT'S DARKER ON THAT SIDE OF THE ROOM? 679 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,166 I DO. 680 00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:11,542 I DREAMED THAT I FELL ASLEEP LOOKING AT THE DARK, 681 00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,875 AND SPIDERS CAME CRAWLING OUT AND ATE ME. 682 00:27:13,959 --> 00:27:16,583 PHEWF, THAT DOES SOUND SCARY. 683 00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:19,291 BUT THAT WAS JUST A DREAM. 684 00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:21,375 THERE ARE NO SPIDERS HERE. 685 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:25,417 SEE? 686 00:27:28,291 --> 00:27:29,625 CAN I SLEEP WITH THE LIGHT ON? 687 00:27:29,709 --> 00:27:31,542 WHY DON'T YOU SLEEP WITH THE DOOR OPEN 688 00:27:31,625 --> 00:27:32,625 SO THAT YOU CAN SEE THE HALL LIGHT? 689 00:27:32,709 --> 00:27:33,875 BUT I CAN'T SEE THAT LIGHT. 690 00:27:33,959 --> 00:27:34,959 WHY NOT? 691 00:27:35,041 --> 00:27:37,250 I ALWAYS SLEEP ON MY LEFT ARM. 692 00:27:39,041 --> 00:27:40,208 I HAVE AN IDEA. 693 00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:41,750 HOP OUT. 694 00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:46,375 HEAD HERE, TOES HERE. 695 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,250 I'M GOING TO WRAP YOU UP LIKE A BURRITO. 696 00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:52,917 THERE YOU GO. 697 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,250 THERE. 698 00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:56,750 NOW YOU CAN SEE THE LIGHT, ALL NIGHT. 699 00:27:56,834 --> 00:27:59,250 YOU'LL LEAVE THE LIGHT ON ALL NIGHT? 700 00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:00,542 ALL NIGHT. 701 00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:03,834 SLEEP WELL. 702 00:28:28,709 --> 00:28:29,667 HEY. 703 00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:33,750 HEY... 704 00:28:33,834 --> 00:28:35,583 WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING UP? 705 00:28:35,667 --> 00:28:36,625 OH, THAT'S ON ME. 706 00:28:36,709 --> 00:28:38,500 I NEEDED HER HELP CLEANING. 707 00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:39,625 OH. 708 00:28:39,709 --> 00:28:41,375 DIDN'T YOU SEE THE STUFF OUTSIDE? 709 00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:44,208 OH, UH... YEAH. 710 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:47,208 OKAY, SO, WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE? 711 00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:48,917 THE GOBLINS, THE JACK-O-LANTERNS, 712 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:49,917 OR THE CATS? 713 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,583 WERE YOU SCARED? 714 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:56,625 YOU SCARED YOUR DAD SPEECHLESS. 715 00:28:58,458 --> 00:29:00,417 HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. 716 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,125 HE NEVER NOTICES ANYTHING! 717 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:03,667 ZOE... 718 00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:13,458 I GUESS I'D BETTER GO TALK WITH HER. 719 00:29:13,542 --> 00:29:15,166 I'LL HOLD ON TO YOUR PHONE. 720 00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,250 OH. 721 00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:17,875 THANKS. 722 00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:30,625 SO, HOW'D IT GO? 723 00:29:30,709 --> 00:29:32,125 SHE'S PRETTY MAD AT ME. 724 00:29:32,208 --> 00:29:33,458 JUST WAIT TILL SHE'S A TEENAGER. 725 00:29:33,542 --> 00:29:35,083 DON'T SAY THAT. THAT'S... 726 00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:36,166 COFFEE. 727 00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:37,458 UNLESS YOU NEED SOMETHING STRONGER? 728 00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:38,417 NO. THANK YOU. 729 00:29:39,917 --> 00:29:42,500 THANKS FOR DECORATING WITH THEM. 730 00:29:42,583 --> 00:29:43,792 IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU GUYS HAD A LOT OF FUN. 731 00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:45,542 WE DID. 732 00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:55,000 NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF MY BUSINESS, 733 00:29:55,083 --> 00:29:58,166 BUT, UM, IS THAT PHONE GLUED TO YOUR HAND? 734 00:29:58,250 --> 00:29:59,959 LIKE, DO YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR? 735 00:30:03,458 --> 00:30:07,083 I JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT THROUGH THIS PRESENTATION. 736 00:30:07,166 --> 00:30:09,417 IF I CAN GET THROUGH THAT, IF IT GOES WELL, 737 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:10,500 IT'LL FREE ME UP 738 00:30:10,583 --> 00:30:11,917 SO I CAN SPEND MORE TIME WITH THE KIDS. 739 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,875 YOU KNOW, QUALITY TIME. 740 00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:16,834 YOU KNOW, MY SISTER SAID 741 00:30:16,917 --> 00:30:19,250 THAT THERE'S A HALLOWEEK PARTY AT THE KIDS SCHOOL. 742 00:30:19,333 --> 00:30:20,917 "HALLOWEEK"? 743 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,291 HALLOWEEN WEEK. "HALLOWEEK." IT'S A THING. 744 00:30:22,375 --> 00:30:23,583 OKAY. 745 00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:25,500 ANYWAY, THEY HAVE TO BRING HOMEMADE COOKIES, 746 00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:26,667 SO MAYBE TOMORROW NIGHT, AFTER WORK, 747 00:30:26,750 --> 00:30:27,709 YOU COULD HELP US BAKE THEM. 748 00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:30,500 I WON'T BE HOME UNTIL LATE. 749 00:30:30,583 --> 00:30:33,709 I'VE GOT THIS DINNER WITH A COLLEAGUE. 750 00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:36,375 I GUESS YOU COULD CALL HER THAT. 751 00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:38,417 HER, HUH? 752 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:40,625 YEAH, TO BE HONEST, 753 00:30:40,709 --> 00:30:42,166 I'M NOT SURE WHETHER IT'S "FOOD WITH FRIENDS" 754 00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:43,667 OR AN ACTUAL DATE. 755 00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:45,166 HMM, WHO SUGGESTED THE DINNER? 756 00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:46,250 SHE DID. 757 00:30:46,333 --> 00:30:47,166 AND WHAT KIND OF FOOD? 758 00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:48,250 ITALIAN? 759 00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:49,375 ITALIAN'S PROBABLY A DATE. 760 00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:50,417 REALLY? 761 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,333 EH, I'VE HAD MY SHARE 762 00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:53,458 OF ITALIAN RESTAURANT DATES. 763 00:30:53,542 --> 00:30:54,959 MOST OF THEM START WITH ANTIPASTI 764 00:30:55,041 --> 00:30:56,625 AND END WITH ME ANTI-EVERYTHING. 765 00:30:57,959 --> 00:30:59,041 BUT ALL OF THIS IS RESEARCH 766 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:00,500 FOR THIS APP THAT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON. 767 00:31:00,583 --> 00:31:01,542 WHICH WOULD BE..? 768 00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:02,792 "BAD DATES AND BROCCOLINI." 769 00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:04,166 I THINK I CAN GET YOU FINANCING FOR THAT. 770 00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:05,291 GREAT! 771 00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:06,625 ALL RIGHT, BYE. 772 00:31:06,709 --> 00:31:08,250 THANKS AGAIN. 773 00:31:24,834 --> 00:31:26,166 DO YOU THINK MY DAD'S IN LOVE 774 00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:27,208 WITH THAT ABIGAIL PERSON? 775 00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:28,917 ABIGAIL? 776 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,542 I SAW HER NAME IN HIS PHONE. 777 00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:33,792 LESLIE MINTZ SAID THAT WHEN HER PARENTS GOT DIVORCED, 778 00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:36,208 HER DAD WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH A WOMAN, 779 00:31:36,291 --> 00:31:38,750 AND THEN SIX MONTHS LATER, THEY WERE MARRIED. 780 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:41,458 CREAM, SUGAR, 781 00:31:41,542 --> 00:31:42,500 MUSH THE TWO TOGETHER. 782 00:31:42,583 --> 00:31:43,542 ALL RIGHT. 783 00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:44,625 NO. NO MEASURING CUPS. 784 00:31:44,709 --> 00:31:46,500 I DON'T BELIEVE IN MEASURING. 785 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:49,625 HOW DO PEOPLE KNOW WHEN THEY'RE IN LOVE? 786 00:31:49,709 --> 00:31:51,959 YOU'RE ASKING ME? I'M SINGLE. 787 00:31:52,041 --> 00:31:54,875 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE, LIKE, 40, RIGHT? 788 00:31:54,959 --> 00:31:56,709 LAST TIME, YOU SAID I WAS 50. 789 00:31:56,792 --> 00:31:58,917 YOU LOOK YOUNGER THE MORE I GET TO KNOW YOU. 790 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,166 LET ME KNOW WHEN I GET TO MY 20s, 791 00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:01,875 WE'LL HAVE A PARTY. 792 00:32:01,959 --> 00:32:03,709 YEAH. 793 00:32:03,792 --> 00:32:07,000 DO YOU THINK MY DAD'S GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH ABIGAIL? 794 00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:08,375 I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 795 00:32:08,458 --> 00:32:10,083 I'M NOT WORRIED. 796 00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:11,750 I JUST... 797 00:32:11,834 --> 00:32:13,959 I DON'T GET HOW PEOPLE KNOW. 798 00:32:14,041 --> 00:32:15,542 HMM. 799 00:32:17,041 --> 00:32:19,333 I THINK YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN LOVE WHEN... 800 00:32:19,417 --> 00:32:20,417 YOU SEE SOMETHING REALLY BEAUTIFUL, 801 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:23,417 AND YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IS, 802 00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:24,959 "I WANT THEM TO SEE IT, TOO." 803 00:32:25,041 --> 00:32:27,625 OR WHEN THEY MAKE YOU LAUGH. 804 00:32:27,709 --> 00:32:32,625 OR WHEN YOU LOVE WHAT THEY LOVE BECAUSE THEY LOVE IT. 805 00:32:32,709 --> 00:32:34,667 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? 806 00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:36,583 LIKE THAT? 807 00:32:36,667 --> 00:32:38,250 NOT REALLY. 808 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,875 NOT YET. 809 00:32:42,792 --> 00:32:44,125 OKAY, 810 00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:45,792 LET'S CRACK SOME EGGS. 811 00:32:45,875 --> 00:32:47,500 PICK ONE. 812 00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:48,834 I CHOOSE YOU. 813 00:32:48,917 --> 00:32:50,083 NOT THAT ONE. 814 00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,625 JUST YOLKING. 815 00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,583 WELL, THEY OFFERED ME 816 00:32:59,667 --> 00:33:02,667 AN EXECUTIVE POSITION WITH A FULL BENEFIT PACKAGE-- 817 00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:04,250 HEALTH PLAN, HOUSING, 818 00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:05,667 EXPENSE ACCOUNT, 819 00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,500 ALL THE PERKS, 820 00:33:07,583 --> 00:33:09,208 BUT I SAID NO. 821 00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,875 I MEAN, IT'S A GREAT PROMOTION. 822 00:33:10,959 --> 00:33:13,375 I JUST, I CAN'T SEE MYSELF LIVING IN TOKYO. 823 00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:16,208 WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE A TEMPTING OFFER. 824 00:33:16,291 --> 00:33:20,500 I'M KIND OF HOPING I'LL GET A BETTER OFFER HERE. 825 00:33:23,875 --> 00:33:25,000 UM... 826 00:33:26,834 --> 00:33:28,458 LISTEN, UM, ABOUT THE PRESENTATION, 827 00:33:28,542 --> 00:33:31,500 I-I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD PROBABLY-- 828 00:33:31,583 --> 00:33:34,291 HOW ABOUT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BUSINESS TONIGHT? 829 00:33:34,375 --> 00:33:35,917 OKAY. 830 00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:38,208 ACTUALLY, I WASN'T REALLY SURE 831 00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:40,750 UH, WHETHER THIS WAS, 832 00:33:40,834 --> 00:33:42,959 YOU KNOW, A WORK THING... 833 00:33:43,041 --> 00:33:44,250 IF IT WAS A WORK THING, 834 00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:46,375 WOULD I BE FLIRTING SO SHAMELESSLY? 835 00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:47,458 SO YOU WERE FLIRTING? 836 00:33:47,542 --> 00:33:48,959 IT WASN'T OBVIOUS? 837 00:33:57,458 --> 00:34:01,041 HERE, I'M GOING TO SEE IF I CAN DO IT WITH THIS. 838 00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:03,792 ANYONE NEED ORANGE? 839 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,792 I SMOOSHED UP THIS ORANGE. 840 00:34:05,875 --> 00:34:07,333 OH! 841 00:34:07,417 --> 00:34:08,834 YOU GUYS STILL UP? 842 00:34:08,917 --> 00:34:10,166 DAD! COME SEE. 843 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,583 THESE ARE THE BEST HALLOWEEN COOKIES EVER. 844 00:34:11,667 --> 00:34:13,500 SORRY, WE GOT A LITTLE BIT CARRIED AWAY, 845 00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:15,750 BUT THESE ARE NOT JUST HALLOWEEN COOKIES, 846 00:34:15,834 --> 00:34:17,458 THESE ARE EDUCATIONAL COOKIES. 847 00:34:17,542 --> 00:34:19,875 I SEE SKELETONS, BATS, 848 00:34:19,959 --> 00:34:21,500 HAUNTED HOUSES. 849 00:34:21,583 --> 00:34:22,917 HOW IS THAT EDUCATIONAL? 850 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,500 THIS SKELETON COOKIE? 851 00:34:24,583 --> 00:34:26,208 A CELEBRATION OF SCIENCE. 852 00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:27,208 THERE ARE 206 BONES 853 00:34:27,291 --> 00:34:29,291 IN THE HUMAN BODY. 854 00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:30,542 WHAT ABOUT THE BATS? 855 00:34:30,625 --> 00:34:32,750 RECENTLY ADDED TO THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST, 856 00:34:32,834 --> 00:34:33,959 A REMINDER OF HOW IMPORTANT IT IS 857 00:34:34,041 --> 00:34:35,834 FOR US TO CARE FOR OUR ENVIRONMENT. 858 00:34:35,917 --> 00:34:37,166 AND THE HAUNTED HOUSES? 859 00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:38,625 OKAY, 860 00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:39,792 THESE ARE KIND OF HALLOWEEN-ISH. 861 00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:41,208 BUT I PREFER TO THINK OF THEM 862 00:34:41,291 --> 00:34:42,834 AS "HOUSES WITH A PAST." 863 00:34:42,917 --> 00:34:44,000 HMM... 864 00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:44,834 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE, BUT... 865 00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:46,000 DAD, 866 00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:47,500 WILL YOU COME TO THE HALLOWEEK PARTY 867 00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:48,583 TOMORROW? 868 00:34:48,667 --> 00:34:50,125 PLEASE? IT'S AT LUNCH. 869 00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:52,083 YOU HARDLY HAVE TO MISS WORK. 870 00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:54,750 I WILL, UH, I WILL TRY MY VERY BEST, SWEETHEART. 871 00:34:54,834 --> 00:34:56,208 YEAH. 872 00:34:56,291 --> 00:34:59,417 OKAY, NOW, IF YOU GUYS HURRY AND GET YOUR PAJAMAS ON, 873 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,125 WE'LL HAVE ENOUGH TIME FOR TWO BEDTIME STORIES, 874 00:35:01,208 --> 00:35:03,041 BUT THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO GO NOW. 875 00:35:03,125 --> 00:35:04,750 TWO STORIES! GO, GO, GO! 876 00:35:04,834 --> 00:35:06,750 GO, GO, GO, GO! 877 00:35:06,834 --> 00:35:08,875 COME ON, ZACH. I'LL BEAT YOU UPSTAIRS. 878 00:35:08,959 --> 00:35:10,333 SO... 879 00:35:10,417 --> 00:35:13,250 WHEN YOU SAY, "I WILL TRY MY BEST," 880 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:14,750 DOES THAT REALLY MEAN "NO"? 881 00:35:16,125 --> 00:35:17,875 UM... 882 00:35:17,959 --> 00:35:19,125 WELL, I'VE GOT A BUSY DAY TOMORROW. 883 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,166 OKAY. 884 00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:22,375 LISTEN, 885 00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:25,625 WHEN I WAS LITTLE, 886 00:35:25,709 --> 00:35:26,875 MY PARENTS SPLIT UP, 887 00:35:26,959 --> 00:35:31,333 AND MY MOM WAS-- IS-- IS THIS TOTAL FREE SPIRIT. 888 00:35:31,417 --> 00:35:32,834 LIKE, SHE ALWAYS SOME A NEW HOBBY 889 00:35:32,917 --> 00:35:34,959 SHE'S PASSIONATE ABOUT. 890 00:35:35,041 --> 00:35:37,333 BUT SHE NEVER CAME TO MY SOCCER GAMES, 891 00:35:37,417 --> 00:35:40,208 OR MY SISTER'S CHOIR RECITAL. 892 00:35:40,291 --> 00:35:43,208 AND THEN THERE WAS MY DAD, 893 00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:45,166 WHO WAS REALLY HARD TO COMMUNICATE WITH. 894 00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:48,125 HE WAS THIS SUPER STOIC MAN. 895 00:35:48,208 --> 00:35:50,959 BUT HE ALWAYS SHOWED UP. 896 00:35:51,041 --> 00:35:53,917 WHO DO YOU THINK I'M CLOSER TO? 897 00:35:55,834 --> 00:35:57,583 I WILL BE THERE. 898 00:35:57,667 --> 00:35:59,667 GOOD. 899 00:36:00,875 --> 00:36:02,250 I'M REALLY GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 900 00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:07,166 YOU GOT... 901 00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:09,291 SORRY, YOU GOT A LITTLE FLOUR 902 00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:10,750 IN YOUR HAIR. 903 00:36:15,291 --> 00:36:16,625 SO, UH... 904 00:36:16,709 --> 00:36:17,625 SO... 905 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,041 UM... 906 00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:21,333 WAS IT A DATE? 907 00:36:21,417 --> 00:36:23,917 UH, TURNS OUT IT WAS. 908 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,750 SO, THERE MIGHT BE DATE NUMBER TWO? 909 00:36:26,834 --> 00:36:28,834 MAYBE. 910 00:36:30,166 --> 00:36:31,291 COOL. 911 00:36:31,375 --> 00:36:32,542 GOOD. 912 00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:34,458 WELL, I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW, 913 00:36:34,542 --> 00:36:36,667 AT THE HALLOWEEK PARTY. 914 00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:37,917 -GREAT. -GREAT. 915 00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:42,417 THANKS AGAIN. 916 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,458 YEAH. 917 00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:03,375 YOU REMINDED DAD ABOUT THE PARTY, RIGHT? 918 00:37:03,458 --> 00:37:04,792 YES. YES, HE'S COMING 919 00:37:04,875 --> 00:37:07,000 EVEN THOUGH HE HAS NO TIME FOR HALLOWEEN? 920 00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:08,917 HE'S JUST FORGOTTEN HOW MUCH FUN IT IS. 921 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000 BUT WE'RE GOING TO REMIND HIM, RIGHT? 922 00:37:10,083 --> 00:37:11,583 COME ON, 923 00:37:11,667 --> 00:37:14,083 HELP ME PASS OUT THESE COOKIES BEFORE I EAT THEM ALL MYSELF. 924 00:37:19,250 --> 00:37:20,166 OH, THANK YOU, SWEETIE. 925 00:37:22,667 --> 00:37:23,542 HERE YOU GO. 926 00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:26,959 -THIS IS FUN. -WAY TO GO. 927 00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:28,875 NO, LISTEN, IT'S GOT TO WORK FLAWLESSLY 928 00:37:28,959 --> 00:37:30,375 ON ALL PLATFORMS, 929 00:37:30,458 --> 00:37:31,417 NOT JUST YOUR PHONE. 930 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,792 IT'S GOT TO WORK ON YOUR LAPTOP, 931 00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:33,792 IT'S GOT TO WORK ON YOUR TABLET, 932 00:37:33,875 --> 00:37:36,625 ANY DEVICE AVAILABLE TO YOU. 933 00:37:36,709 --> 00:37:38,250 RYAN, THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM. 934 00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:39,750 IT'30. 935 00:37:39,834 --> 00:37:41,417 NO, IT'45. 936 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,458 I'VE BEEN REMINDING 00. 937 00:37:43,542 --> 00:37:44,709 HEY. 938 00:37:44,792 --> 00:37:46,709 NO. 939 00:37:46,792 --> 00:37:48,542 LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO CALL YOU BACK. 940 00:37:50,917 --> 00:37:52,041 WHERE IS HE? 941 00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:53,625 HE'S PROBABLY JUST STUCK IN TRAFFIC. 942 00:37:53,709 --> 00:37:55,750 NO, HE SAID HE WOULD BE HERE. 943 00:37:55,834 --> 00:37:57,959 YOU'RE GETTING PRETTY INVOLVED HERE, AREN'T YOU? 944 00:37:58,041 --> 00:37:59,250 INVOLVED? ME? 945 00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:00,500 NO, I'M THINKING ABOUT THE KIDS. 946 00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:02,125 NO, I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT THE KIDS. 947 00:38:02,208 --> 00:38:03,417 DON'T DO THIS AGAIN. 948 00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:05,125 DO YOU WANT TO BE AN OLD MAID? 949 00:38:05,208 --> 00:38:06,959 "OLD MAID," REALLY? 950 00:38:07,041 --> 00:38:08,083 LIKE, WHO SAYS "OLD MAID"? 951 00:38:08,166 --> 00:38:09,166 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 952 00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:10,333 IS "SPINSTER" BETTER? 953 00:38:10,417 --> 00:38:12,291 "SPINSTER" IS BETTER. I PREFER SPINSTER. 954 00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:13,375 LOOK, I'VE KNOW RYAN 955 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:14,792 SINCE THE BOYS WERE IN KINDERGARTEN. 956 00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:16,208 HE'S A GREAT GUY. 957 00:38:16,291 --> 00:38:17,542 YEAH, HE IS. HE'S JUST-- 958 00:38:17,625 --> 00:38:18,583 "NOT FOR YOU." 959 00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:20,041 DATING SOMEONE ELSE. 960 00:38:20,125 --> 00:38:21,125 WHO? 961 00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:22,792 HER NAME IS ABIGAIL. 962 00:38:22,875 --> 00:38:23,959 THEY'RE COLLEAGUES. 963 00:38:24,041 --> 00:38:25,166 OH... 964 00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:26,333 WELL, THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE MUCH OF A THREAT. 965 00:38:26,417 --> 00:38:27,750 THEY ATE ITALIAN FOOD TOGETHER. 966 00:38:27,834 --> 00:38:29,500 WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT MORE OF A THREAT. 967 00:38:29,583 --> 00:38:30,542 SHE'S PRETTY. 968 00:38:30,625 --> 00:38:31,917 ACTUALLY, SHE'S GORGEOUS. 969 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:32,959 OH, YOU MET HER. 970 00:38:33,041 --> 00:38:34,625 NAH, I GOOGLED HER. 971 00:38:34,709 --> 00:38:35,709 IT MEANS NOTHING. 972 00:38:35,792 --> 00:38:36,875 I GOOGLE A LOT OF PEOPLE. 973 00:38:36,959 --> 00:38:38,208 OKAY. 974 00:38:38,291 --> 00:38:40,166 WELL, THEN I GUESS I CAN TELL YOU, 975 00:38:40,250 --> 00:38:41,542 I HAVE ANOTHER BLIND DATE FOR YOU. 976 00:38:41,625 --> 00:38:43,291 DOES HE ALREADY HAVE HIS WEDDING TUXEDO PICKED OUT? 977 00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:44,500 STOP IT. 978 00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:45,875 DOES HE LIVE WITH HIS MOTHER? 979 00:38:45,959 --> 00:38:47,250 YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT ONE. 980 00:38:48,458 --> 00:38:49,959 HEY, ZACH! 981 00:38:50,041 --> 00:38:51,834 I THINK I SAW YOUR NAME ON THE "MUMMY WRAP." 982 00:38:51,917 --> 00:38:52,875 REALLY? 983 00:38:52,959 --> 00:38:54,125 YEAH. 984 00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:55,083 ZOE'S OVER THERE, YOU WANT TO GO CHECK IT OUT? 985 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,959 YEAH. 986 00:38:57,041 --> 00:38:58,667 YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS GORGEOUS? 987 00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:00,333 YOU ARE. 988 00:39:01,709 --> 00:39:03,667 OKAY, BUDDY, LET'S SEE WHO CAN GIFTWRAP A MONSTER. 989 00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:06,125 COME ON, GUYS, 990 00:39:06,208 --> 00:39:07,750 YOU CAN DO IT. 991 00:39:07,834 --> 00:39:09,500 YOU CAN MUMMY ME BETTER THAN THAT. 992 00:39:09,583 --> 00:39:10,500 GO CRAZY. 993 00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:11,542 GO FASTER. 994 00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:13,667 FASTER, FASTER, FASTER! 995 00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:14,875 GO, GO, GO, GO! 996 00:39:15,917 --> 00:39:17,291 OH, WILL YOU GET MY PHONE? 997 00:39:17,375 --> 00:39:18,458 YEAH. 998 00:39:19,917 --> 00:39:21,458 -IT'S DAD. -IS HE HERE? 999 00:39:21,542 --> 00:39:23,709 NO. 1000 00:39:23,792 --> 00:39:26,208 IT SAYS, "TELL THE KIDS I'M SORRY, 1001 00:39:26,291 --> 00:39:28,792 BUT I CAN'T MAKE IT." 1002 00:39:28,875 --> 00:39:29,959 OH... 1003 00:39:30,041 --> 00:39:32,625 I'M SORRY, GUYS. 1004 00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,166 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN 1005 00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:42,083 "THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON?" 1006 00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:44,000 IT'S ABOUT A CREATURE. 1007 00:39:45,333 --> 00:39:46,417 FROM A LAGOON! 1008 00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:50,083 OR WE CAN WATCH "THE WOLFMAN," 1009 00:39:50,166 --> 00:39:51,417 WHICH IS BASICALLY A PARABLE 1010 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,542 FOR HOW SCARY DADS LOOK WHEN THEY DON'T SHAVE. 1011 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:58,959 OKAY, I KNOW HE DIDN'T SHOW UP, 1012 00:39:59,041 --> 00:40:01,333 BUT I BET HE HAD A REALLY GOOD REASON. 1013 00:40:01,417 --> 00:40:03,500 HE ONLY CARES ABOUT WORK. 1014 00:40:03,583 --> 00:40:05,000 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1015 00:40:05,083 --> 00:40:06,375 HE LOVES YOU. 1016 00:40:06,458 --> 00:40:07,709 HE LOVES WORK MORE. 1017 00:40:07,792 --> 00:40:09,083 AND HE'S GOOD AT IT. 1018 00:40:12,959 --> 00:40:14,875 I THINK I JUST GOT AN IDEA OF HOW WE CAN GET HIS ATTENTION. 1019 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,667 ALL RIGHT, YOU HOLD THIS, 1020 00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:19,041 AND BRING IT UPSTAIRS. 1021 00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:21,959 COME ON, LET'S GO. 1022 00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:37,917 HEY, GUYS. 1023 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,125 WHAT'S, UH... WHAT'S ALL THIS? 1024 00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:42,917 PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. 1025 00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:01,583 SO, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1026 00:41:01,667 --> 00:41:03,750 THAT'S WHAT WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU. 1027 00:41:03,834 --> 00:41:05,834 OKAY. 1028 00:41:05,917 --> 00:41:08,417 UH, I KNOW I MISSED THE PARTY. 1029 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,291 UH, SOMETHING CAME UP AT WORK 1030 00:41:11,375 --> 00:41:12,417 AND I-- 1031 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:14,041 WE'RE EVALUATING YOU IN YOUR CAPACITY 1032 00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:15,583 AS "FATHER." 1033 00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:16,542 SHALL WE BEGIN? 1034 00:41:19,125 --> 00:41:21,500 WHILE MY COLLEAGUE AND I FEEL IT'S CLEAR 1035 00:41:21,583 --> 00:41:23,291 THAT YOU LOVE YOUR CHILDREN, 1036 00:41:23,375 --> 00:41:25,333 YOUR FAILURE TO MEET THEM AT THEIR HALLOWEEN FUNCTION-- 1037 00:41:25,417 --> 00:41:26,458 OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW, I GOT SLAMMED 1038 00:41:26,542 --> 00:41:28,250 AND-AND I'M NOT-- 1039 00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:30,333 PLEASE DON'T INTERRUPT. 1040 00:41:31,792 --> 00:41:34,208 YOUR FAILURE TO SHOW UP 1041 00:41:34,291 --> 00:41:36,542 AFTER YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD 1042 00:41:36,625 --> 00:41:38,792 IS JUST ONE EXAMPLE OF AN ALARMING TREND 1043 00:41:38,875 --> 00:41:40,709 IN HOW YOU CHOOSE TO BE A FATHER. 1044 00:41:40,792 --> 00:41:44,417 FROM OUR PERSPECTIVE, YOU CARE ABOUT WORK... 1045 00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:46,166 AND YOUR CELL PHONE. 1046 00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:49,125 AND YOUR COMPUTER. 1047 00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:51,875 ...AND YOUR CELL PHONE. 1048 00:41:51,959 --> 00:41:53,166 AND THEN, 1049 00:41:53,250 --> 00:41:54,750 AFTER ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS, 1050 00:41:54,834 --> 00:41:56,583 YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR KIDS. 1051 00:41:56,667 --> 00:41:58,250 WHEN REALLY, 1052 00:41:58,333 --> 00:41:59,959 WE SHOULD BE FIRST. 1053 00:42:01,417 --> 00:42:03,333 YOUR PRIORITIES ARE OUT OF... 1054 00:42:03,417 --> 00:42:04,417 WHARK? 1055 00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:05,458 "WHACK." 1056 00:42:05,542 --> 00:42:06,375 I MEAN "WHACK." 1057 00:42:08,667 --> 00:42:10,834 DO YOU WANT TO BE THE DAD WHO BREAKS PROMISES? 1058 00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:16,250 NO, I DO NOT. 1059 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:17,375 I DON'T. 1060 00:42:17,458 --> 00:42:19,792 THEN DON'T BE. 1061 00:42:22,041 --> 00:42:23,417 IN SUMMATION, 1062 00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:24,917 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE MORE OF AN EFFORT 1063 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:25,959 IN THE DAD DEPARTMENT. 1064 00:42:26,041 --> 00:42:29,083 DO YOU AGREE WITH OUR ASSESSMENT? 1065 00:42:30,875 --> 00:42:31,750 YES. 1066 00:42:31,834 --> 00:42:32,959 YES, I DO. 1067 00:42:33,041 --> 00:42:35,834 HERE ARE THE RESULTS OF YOUR EVALUATION. 1068 00:42:35,917 --> 00:42:36,792 PLEASE REVIEW. 1069 00:42:50,917 --> 00:42:52,625 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1070 00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:57,750 GET OVER HERE. 1071 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:06,792 THANK YOU. 1072 00:43:11,083 --> 00:43:12,917 I'M GOOD AT THIS... 1073 00:43:14,041 --> 00:43:15,583 TEMPORARILY. 1074 00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:24,542 ALL RIGHT, GANG. 1075 00:43:24,625 --> 00:43:25,750 SINCE IT'S BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION 1076 00:43:25,834 --> 00:43:27,709 THAT MY PRIORITIES ARE WAY OUT OF WHARK... 1077 00:43:29,041 --> 00:43:30,375 LET'S SEE WHO CAN FIND THE BEST PUMPKIN, HUH? 1078 00:43:30,458 --> 00:43:31,458 YES! 1079 00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:32,542 GO FOR IT, GUYS. 1080 00:43:32,625 --> 00:43:33,750 I CAN'T REMEMBER 1081 00:43:33,834 --> 00:43:35,291 THE LAST TIME I LOOKED AT PUMPKINS. 1082 00:43:35,375 --> 00:43:37,166 WELL, THEY'RE STILL ORANGE. 1083 00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:38,709 WHAT WAS IT FERRIS BUELLER ONCE SAID? 1084 00:43:38,792 --> 00:43:40,417 "LIFE MOVES PRETTY FAST. 1085 00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:41,500 "IF YOU DON'T STOP 1086 00:43:41,583 --> 00:43:43,083 AND LOOK AROUND ONCE IN A WHILE..." 1087 00:43:43,166 --> 00:43:44,208 "YOU MIGHT MISS IT." 1088 00:43:44,291 --> 00:43:45,625 YEAH. 1089 00:43:45,709 --> 00:43:47,083 HE WAS A WISE FICTIONAL TEENAGER. 1090 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,583 HE WAS. 1091 00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:49,709 IT'S TRUE, THOUGH. 1092 00:43:49,792 --> 00:43:51,041 I'VE MISSED A LOT LATELY. 1093 00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:52,208 WELL, YOU'RE HERE NOW. 1094 00:43:52,291 --> 00:43:53,250 YEAH. 1095 00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:54,792 THANKS TO YOU. 1096 00:43:54,875 --> 00:43:55,959 JUST PROMISE ME 1097 00:43:56,041 --> 00:43:58,083 YOU WON'T MAKE ME DRESS UP FOR HALLOWEEN. 1098 00:43:58,166 --> 00:43:59,542 OH, I MAKE NO PROMISES. 1099 00:43:59,625 --> 00:44:00,792 IN FACT, 1100 00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:01,959 I COULD SEE YOU 1101 00:44:02,041 --> 00:44:03,375 DRESSED AS A SMARTPHONE. 1102 00:44:03,458 --> 00:44:05,250 LIKE A REALLY SMART SMARTPHONE. 1103 00:44:05,333 --> 00:44:06,917 I TAKE IT YOU'VE GOT YOUR COSTUME? 1104 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,125 ARE YOU KIDDING? 1105 00:44:08,208 --> 00:44:09,083 I HAVEN'T MISSED A HALLOWEEN SINCE I WAS TWO. 1106 00:44:09,166 --> 00:44:10,166 HMM. 1107 00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:11,458 WHICH WAS 20 YEARS AGO. 1108 00:44:11,542 --> 00:44:13,250 -RIGHT. -I'M SUPER YOUNG. 1109 00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:14,959 ZOE TOLD ME YOU WERE 28. 1110 00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:17,667 DID SHE? 1111 00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:19,458 -I LOVE HER. 1112 00:44:19,542 --> 00:44:21,166 I'M 34, IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING. 1113 00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:22,583 OH, I WASN'T. I GOOGLED YOU. 1114 00:44:22,667 --> 00:44:24,000 I GOOGLED YOU. 1115 00:44:24,083 --> 00:44:25,959 WELL, YOU HAD TO YOU'RE A TECHIE, 1116 00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:26,959 YOU GOOGLE EVERYONE. 1117 00:44:27,041 --> 00:44:27,917 WELL, NOT EVERYONE. 1118 00:44:31,667 --> 00:44:32,750 OOH, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? 1119 00:44:32,834 --> 00:44:34,375 FOR THE FRONT PORCH? 1120 00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:37,166 UH, YEAH, I KIND OF LIKE THAT ONE. 1121 00:44:37,250 --> 00:44:38,333 WHOA. 1122 00:44:38,417 --> 00:44:39,959 THAT ONE'S LIKE A PUMPKIN ATE A PUMPKIN. 1123 00:44:40,041 --> 00:44:41,959 HEY, GO BIG OR GO HOME. 1124 00:44:42,041 --> 00:44:44,083 HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK IT WEIGHS? 1125 00:44:44,166 --> 00:44:45,166 LISTEN, JUST 'CAUSE I'M A TECHIE, 1126 00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:46,750 DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T LIFT A PUMPKIN. 1127 00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:56,625 I CAN'T... LIFT THE PUMPKIN. 1128 00:44:56,709 --> 00:44:57,917 OKAY, I'M GONNA HELP YOU. 1129 00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,250 I'M COMIN' IN. 1130 00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:02,750 OOH, GOSH, IT'S REALLY HEAVY. 1131 00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:04,166 RIGHT? 1132 00:45:04,250 --> 00:45:05,792 I FEEL LIKE YOU'VE GOT MOST OF THE WEIGHT. 1133 00:45:05,875 --> 00:45:06,750 I THINK I DO, ACTUALLY. 1134 00:45:06,834 --> 00:45:07,750 READY? 1135 00:45:07,834 --> 00:45:09,166 YUP. 1136 00:45:18,291 --> 00:45:19,834 IT FEELS SQUISHY! 1137 00:45:19,917 --> 00:45:21,083 LIKE WORMS. 1138 00:45:21,166 --> 00:45:23,083 DAD, GROSS! 1139 00:45:23,166 --> 00:45:24,333 ARE YOU SURE? 1140 00:45:24,417 --> 00:45:25,667 I THOUGHT YOU LOVED EATING WORMS. 1141 00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:26,667 NO. 1142 00:45:26,750 --> 00:45:27,583 GET IN THERE. 1143 00:45:27,667 --> 00:45:28,959 DAD... 1144 00:45:29,041 --> 00:45:30,875 OKAY, LET'S TALK COSTUMES. TIME TO GET SERIOUS. 1145 00:45:30,959 --> 00:45:31,917 ALL RIGHT. 1146 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,291 I'M GOING TO BE A WITCH. 1147 00:45:33,375 --> 00:45:34,458 GOOD WITCH OR BAD WITCH? 1148 00:45:34,542 --> 00:45:35,458 A GOOD WITCH. 1149 00:45:35,542 --> 00:45:36,458 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 1150 00:45:36,542 --> 00:45:37,583 DAD... 1151 00:45:37,667 --> 00:45:38,667 WHAT ABOUT YOU, BUDDY? 1152 00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:40,333 I'M GONNA BE A SPIDER. 1153 00:45:40,417 --> 00:45:41,625 REALLY? 1154 00:45:41,709 --> 00:45:43,166 POPPY SAYS THE BEST WAY TO GET OVER YOUR FEARS 1155 00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:44,208 IS TO FACE THEM. 1156 00:45:44,291 --> 00:45:45,250 WELL, I... 1157 00:45:45,333 --> 00:45:46,625 I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. 1158 00:45:46,709 --> 00:45:49,291 YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A GREAT SPIDER, BUD. 1159 00:45:49,375 --> 00:45:51,041 I'M GOING TO SCARE EVERYBODY. 1160 00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:52,458 EXCEPT FOR YOURSELF. 1161 00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:53,917 HEY, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, 1162 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,542 THERE'S A COSTUME SHOP NEAR WHERE I WORK. WE COULD-- 1163 00:45:56,625 --> 00:45:57,750 COSTUME SHOP? 1164 00:45:57,834 --> 00:45:59,250 THAT'S FOR AMATEURS. 1165 00:45:59,333 --> 00:46:00,917 WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUR COSTUMES. 1166 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,333 REALLY? 1167 00:46:02,417 --> 00:46:03,458 YEAH, MY SISTER DOES IT EVERY YEAR. 1168 00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:05,583 WOW. 1169 00:46:05,667 --> 00:46:06,834 OKAY. 1170 00:46:08,083 --> 00:46:08,959 THANKS FOR MAKING OUR DAD 1171 00:46:09,041 --> 00:46:10,125 SPEND TIME WITH US. 1172 00:46:10,208 --> 00:46:13,000 HEY, I DIDN'T MAKE HIM DO ANYTHING. 1173 00:46:13,083 --> 00:46:14,625 YOU GUYS SHOWED HIM WHAT HE WAS MISSING. 1174 00:46:14,709 --> 00:46:16,041 ALL RIGHT... 1175 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:18,375 HEY, DAD? 1176 00:46:18,458 --> 00:46:19,500 YEAH? 1177 00:46:19,583 --> 00:46:21,125 AFTER WE'RE DONE CARVING PUMPKINS, 1178 00:46:21,208 --> 00:46:22,834 CAN YOU MAKE YOUR SPECIAL HAMBURGERS? 1179 00:46:22,917 --> 00:46:24,583 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 1180 00:46:24,667 --> 00:46:27,125 UM, YOU KNOW, MAYBE POPPY CAN HELP WITH THAT. 1181 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,333 YOU'RE GOING BACK TO WORK? 1182 00:46:31,417 --> 00:46:32,375 NO, I'VE GOT A-- I'VE GOT A DINNER THING. 1183 00:46:32,458 --> 00:46:33,375 WITH ABIGAIL? 1184 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:34,583 Y-YEAH. HOW DID YOU-- 1185 00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:35,542 ITALIAN AGAIN? 1186 00:46:36,834 --> 00:46:38,041 HEY, WHY DON'T WE GO TO DINNER? 1187 00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:38,959 HOW DOES PIZZA SOUND? 1188 00:46:39,041 --> 00:46:40,500 -REALLY? -YEAH! 1189 00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:41,750 I KNOW A GREAT PLACE DOWNTOWN, 1190 00:46:41,834 --> 00:46:43,125 AND I THINK THE MANAGER LIKES ME, 1191 00:46:43,208 --> 00:46:44,750 SO WE COULD GET EXTRA TOPPINGS. 1192 00:46:44,834 --> 00:46:46,458 ALL RIGHT, WELL, 1193 00:46:46,542 --> 00:46:48,583 LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS HAVE THINGS COVERED HERE. 1194 00:46:48,667 --> 00:46:50,083 UM, I'M GONNA GO HEAD UP 1195 00:46:50,166 --> 00:46:51,750 AND GET READY. 1196 00:46:51,834 --> 00:46:53,166 OKAY. 1197 00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:56,041 ALL RIGHT, LET'S FINISH CARVING THESE PUMPKINS. 1198 00:46:59,458 --> 00:47:01,375 I DON'T LIKE THIS ABIGAIL PERSON. 1199 00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:03,500 YOU CAN'T DISLIKE SOMEONE YOU'VE NEVER MET. 1200 00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:05,792 BUT HE'S GONNA MARRY HER, AND SHE'S GONNA BE OUR NEW MOM. 1201 00:47:05,875 --> 00:47:06,834 WHOA. 1202 00:47:06,917 --> 00:47:08,458 IT'S ONLY THEIR SECOND DATE. 1203 00:47:08,542 --> 00:47:09,417 A LOT HAS TO HAPPEN 1204 00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:10,542 BETWEEN DATE NUMBER TWO 1205 00:47:10,625 --> 00:47:12,041 AND "LET'S GET MARRIED." 1206 00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:14,583 BESIDES, NO ONE COULD EVER REPLACE YOUR MOM. 1207 00:47:15,792 --> 00:47:16,792 BUT WE DON'T LIKE HER. 1208 00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:18,458 YEAH. WE LIKE YOU. 1209 00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:21,750 I LIKE YOU GUYS, TOO. 1210 00:47:21,834 --> 00:47:23,750 BUT YOU CAN LIKE MORE THAN ONE PERSON. 1211 00:47:27,959 --> 00:47:29,291 YOU SHOULD MARRY OUR DAD. 1212 00:47:33,542 --> 00:47:34,959 WHO HERE LIKES PINEAPPLE PIZZA? 1213 00:47:35,041 --> 00:47:36,750 HEY, OUR DAD LIKES PINEAPPLE PIZZA. 1214 00:47:36,834 --> 00:47:38,041 YOU COULD HAVE THAT AT YOUR WEDDING. 1215 00:47:38,125 --> 00:47:39,250 AND GUMMY WORMS! 1216 00:47:39,333 --> 00:47:41,291 YOU COULD HAVE A GUMMY WORM WEDDING CAKE. 1217 00:47:41,375 --> 00:47:43,208 YOU KNOW WHO COULD PERFORM THE CEREMONY, THIS GUY. 1218 00:47:43,291 --> 00:47:44,417 HE'D BE LIKE, 1219 00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:45,834 "YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE." 1220 00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,917 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT OUT TONIGHT. 1221 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,291 IT'S FUNNY, 1222 00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:55,959 I FEEL LIKE I'M STILL GETTING USED TO 1223 00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:57,667 THE WHOLE DATING THING. 1224 00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:59,542 THE COLOGNE TIPPED ME OFF. 1225 00:47:59,625 --> 00:48:01,208 TOO MUCH? 1226 00:48:02,583 --> 00:48:04,125 MAYBE A LITTLE. 1227 00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:06,875 HOPEFULLY, IT WILL DISSIPATE BY HALLOWEEN. 1228 00:48:06,959 --> 00:48:08,333 WELL, I CAN WAIT. 1229 00:48:08,417 --> 00:48:09,333 GOOD. 1230 00:48:09,417 --> 00:48:10,834 TO BE HONEST, 1231 00:48:10,917 --> 00:48:16,041 I HAVEN'T REALLY DATED SINCE MY WIFE DIED. 1232 00:48:16,125 --> 00:48:17,834 YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S REALLY GREAT 1233 00:48:17,917 --> 00:48:19,417 THAT YOU'RE GETTING BACK OUT THERE, 1234 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:20,458 ESPECIALLY WITH ME. 1235 00:48:20,542 --> 00:48:21,667 I MEAN, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WORRY 1236 00:48:21,750 --> 00:48:22,792 ABOUT MAKING A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION, 1237 00:48:22,875 --> 00:48:25,125 BECAUSE I'M ALREADY IMPRESSED. 1238 00:48:25,208 --> 00:48:26,500 LIKEWISE. 1239 00:48:26,583 --> 00:48:29,583 LOOK AT US, IMPRESSING EACH OTHER. 1240 00:48:32,291 --> 00:48:34,208 YOU OKAY? 1241 00:48:34,291 --> 00:48:37,542 UH, YEAH, YEAH. 1242 00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:39,750 ACTUALLY, I'M, UH... 1243 00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:41,750 I THINK MY KIDS ARE A LITTLE WORRIED 1244 00:48:41,834 --> 00:48:43,750 THAT I'M DATING AGAIN. 1245 00:48:45,625 --> 00:48:48,125 THEY PROBABLY THINK I'M TRYING TO REPLACE THEIR MOM. 1246 00:48:49,417 --> 00:48:51,291 YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE IN BUSINESS. 1247 00:48:51,375 --> 00:48:52,250 WHEN ONE COMPANY TAKES OVER ANOTHER, 1248 00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:53,458 THE EMPLOYEES ARE ALWAYS WORRIED 1249 00:48:53,542 --> 00:48:54,875 THEY'RE GOING TO BE REPLACED WITH NEW STAFF. 1250 00:48:54,959 --> 00:48:56,166 YEAH. 1251 00:48:56,250 --> 00:48:57,875 I JUST DON'T THINK IT HAS TO BE THAT WAY. 1252 00:48:57,959 --> 00:49:00,291 YOU KNOW, WE JUST NEED TO SHOW ZOE AND ZACH 1253 00:49:00,375 --> 00:49:02,208 THAT NOBODY IS BEING REPLACED. 1254 00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:06,709 I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 1255 00:49:06,792 --> 00:49:08,417 YEAH. 1256 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:21,333 HEY. 1257 00:50:22,458 --> 00:50:26,250 WOW, THESE ARE AWARD-WINNING. 1258 00:50:27,417 --> 00:50:28,667 HOW WAS YOUR DATE? 1259 00:50:28,750 --> 00:50:31,583 NOT EXACTLY AWARD-WINNING. 1260 00:50:31,667 --> 00:50:33,458 BUT, UH, IT WAS OKAY, I GUESS. 1261 00:50:33,542 --> 00:50:34,875 OH. 1262 00:50:34,959 --> 00:50:36,291 BUT SHE WANTS TO GO OUT AGAIN. 1263 00:50:36,375 --> 00:50:37,375 OH. 1264 00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:40,291 SO THAT'S SOMETHING. 1265 00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:41,250 THAT IS SOMETHING. 1266 00:50:41,333 --> 00:50:42,250 IS IT? 1267 00:50:42,333 --> 00:50:43,875 YEAH. 1268 00:50:43,959 --> 00:50:44,959 BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE 1269 00:50:45,041 --> 00:50:46,166 THE KIDS ARE GONNA LIKE THE IDEA. 1270 00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:48,500 OH, I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY NATURAL. 1271 00:50:48,583 --> 00:50:49,750 YEAH? 1272 00:50:51,792 --> 00:50:53,291 WELL... 1273 00:50:53,375 --> 00:50:54,458 THANKS AGAIN 1274 00:50:54,542 --> 00:50:55,875 FOR... 1275 00:50:55,959 --> 00:50:58,542 EVERYTHING. 1276 00:50:58,625 --> 00:50:59,542 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1277 00:50:59,625 --> 00:51:00,458 FOR EVERYTHING. 1278 00:51:03,333 --> 00:51:04,917 OH. 1279 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,250 I WAS GETTING MY KEYS. 1280 00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:07,750 SORRY, I... 1281 00:51:07,834 --> 00:51:09,000 I SAW YOU GO IN FOR THE LEAN, 1282 00:51:09,083 --> 00:51:09,959 I THOUGHT YOU WERE... 1283 00:51:10,041 --> 00:51:11,291 I-I THOUGHT WE WERE... 1284 00:51:13,458 --> 00:51:14,500 UH, HUGGING. 1285 00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:16,792 HUG? THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS? A HUG? 1286 00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:17,917 WELL... 1287 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,625 IT WAS MORE, SORT OF, HUG ADJACENT. 1288 00:51:19,709 --> 00:51:20,667 YEAH. 1289 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:22,000 WHICH IS OKAY, RIGHT? 1290 00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:23,083 WE'RE FRIENDS. 1291 00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:24,333 I MEAN... 1292 00:51:24,417 --> 00:51:25,709 FRIENDS--FRIENDS HUG. 1293 00:51:25,792 --> 00:51:27,333 YEAH. 1294 00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:29,208 "HUGS WITH FRIENDS." 1295 00:51:29,291 --> 00:51:30,291 ANOTHER NEW APP. 1296 00:51:30,375 --> 00:51:32,208 THERE YOU GO. 1297 00:51:32,291 --> 00:51:34,208 I OWE YOU AGAIN. 1298 00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:36,583 OKAY, I'M JUST... 1299 00:51:36,667 --> 00:51:37,625 I'M JUST GETTING MY BAG. 1300 00:51:37,709 --> 00:51:38,750 OKAY, I'LL STAY AWAY. 1301 00:51:38,834 --> 00:51:40,083 BYE, FRIEND. 1302 00:51:40,166 --> 00:51:41,375 BYE... FRIEND. 1303 00:51:54,792 --> 00:51:55,750 HUGS WITH FRIENDS? 1304 00:51:55,834 --> 00:51:57,834 IT WAS THE PINNACLE OF AWKWARD. 1305 00:51:57,917 --> 00:51:59,959 WELL, DID YOU HUG HIM BACK? 1306 00:52:00,041 --> 00:52:00,959 NO, IT WASN'T ROMANTIC. 1307 00:52:01,041 --> 00:52:02,792 IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING. 1308 00:52:02,875 --> 00:52:04,458 WELL, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON. 1309 00:52:04,542 --> 00:52:05,500 OH, WOULD YOU NOT MAKE THIS 1310 00:52:05,583 --> 00:52:06,583 INTO SOMETHING IT'S NOT? 1311 00:52:06,667 --> 00:52:08,500 BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT YOU DO, POPPY. 1312 00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:10,208 YOU RUN WHEN THINGS GET GOOD. 1313 00:52:10,291 --> 00:52:11,583 YEAH, WHAT IF THEY'RE TOO GOOD? 1314 00:52:11,667 --> 00:52:12,750 IT MEANS THEY MIGHT END BADLY. 1315 00:52:12,834 --> 00:52:14,709 NO, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO. 1316 00:52:14,792 --> 00:52:17,166 SEE, THIS IS COMPLICATED, MEG. 1317 00:52:17,250 --> 00:52:19,208 LIKE, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT ME. 1318 00:52:19,291 --> 00:52:21,500 ZACH AND ZOE WANT ME TO MARRY THEIR DAD. 1319 00:52:22,792 --> 00:52:24,834 IT'S NOT FAIR FOR THEM TO THINK 1320 00:52:24,917 --> 00:52:25,750 THAT SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN BETWEEN RYAN AND I 1321 00:52:25,834 --> 00:52:26,792 WHEN IT CAN'T. 1322 00:52:26,875 --> 00:52:28,750 AND WHY CAN'T IT, EXACTLY? 1323 00:52:28,834 --> 00:52:29,750 HE'S MY BOSS. 1324 00:52:29,834 --> 00:52:30,959 TEMPORARILY. 1325 00:52:31,041 --> 00:52:33,000 HE'S ON DATE NUMBER TWO WITH ABIGAIL, 1326 00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:34,417 AND DATE NUMBER THREE IS PENDING. 1327 00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:35,750 OH. 1328 00:52:35,834 --> 00:52:37,625 AND HE ASKED ME FOR DATING ADVICE. 1329 00:52:37,709 --> 00:52:40,041 "OH," AGAIN. 1330 00:52:43,375 --> 00:52:46,000 YOU KNOW, 1331 00:52:46,083 --> 00:52:48,041 I COULDN'T ASK FOR A BETTER SISTER. 1332 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:50,417 BUT...? 1333 00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,166 YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR ME AND THE KIDS. 1334 00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,709 AND I APPRECIATE EVERY MINUTE, 1335 00:52:53,792 --> 00:52:55,500 EVERY DRAGON PILLOW FIGHT, 1336 00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:57,000 AND MAC AND CHEESE. 1337 00:52:57,083 --> 00:52:57,959 WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS? 1338 00:52:58,041 --> 00:52:59,417 YOU'VE COMMITTED TO US, 1339 00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:01,041 BUT... 1340 00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:03,750 WE CAN'T BE THE ONLY COMMITMENT THAT YOU MAKE. 1341 00:53:08,375 --> 00:53:09,208 GO DOWN A LITTLE LOWER. 1342 00:53:10,667 --> 00:53:11,667 LITTLE LOWER. 1343 00:53:12,709 --> 00:53:13,625 LOWER. 1344 00:53:13,709 --> 00:53:14,625 OOF. 1345 00:53:14,709 --> 00:53:15,959 GOOD. 1346 00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:24,667 THIS IS AWESOME. 1347 00:53:26,083 --> 00:53:27,125 GLAD YOU APPROVE. 1348 00:53:27,208 --> 00:53:28,500 I DO. 1349 00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:29,625 QUESTION, 1350 00:53:29,709 --> 00:53:31,875 DO YOU THINK WE NEED MORE DECORATIONS? 1351 00:53:31,959 --> 00:53:33,166 ABSOLUTELY, 1352 00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:35,166 BUT THEN YOU WOULD NEED A BIGGER HOUSE. 1353 00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:36,667 WHERE ARE THE YOUNG 'UNS? 1354 00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:38,250 UH, THEY'RE UPSTAIRS BRUSHING THEIR TEETH. 1355 00:53:40,542 --> 00:53:41,417 YOU DIDN'T? 1356 00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:42,500 WHAT? 1357 00:53:42,583 --> 00:53:44,417 CANDY FOR BREAKFAST? 1358 00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:47,250 OH, IT'S JUST ONE LITTLE PIECE. 1359 00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:48,333 CREAM, TWO SUGARS? 1360 00:53:48,417 --> 00:53:50,333 BLACK, ONE SUGAR? 1361 00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:56,792 IF SOMEBODY CAME IN HERE AND SAW US, 1362 00:53:56,875 --> 00:53:58,417 THEY'D THINK WE WERE SOME OLD MARRIED COUPLE. 1363 00:53:58,500 --> 00:53:59,458 OLD? 1364 00:53:59,542 --> 00:54:00,625 SUPER OLD. 1365 00:54:00,709 --> 00:54:02,166 HOW MANY DECADES HAVE WE BEEN TOGETHER? 1366 00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:03,417 THREE? 1367 00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:04,500 WE MET... 1368 00:54:04,583 --> 00:54:05,542 ON A BLIND DATE. 1369 00:54:05,625 --> 00:54:06,500 ON A BLIND DATE, YES. 1370 00:54:06,583 --> 00:54:07,667 WE HAD A SMALL WEDDING. 1371 00:54:07,750 --> 00:54:08,834 A BIG WEDDING, 1372 00:54:08,917 --> 00:54:11,792 AND WE HONEYMOONED AT NIAGARA FALLS. 1373 00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:13,709 NO, SEE, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS NIAGARA FALLS, 1374 00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:14,917 BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE 1375 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,333 THE TOILET OVERFLOWED IN THE AIRPORT HOTEL 1376 00:54:17,417 --> 00:54:19,333 WHEN OUR FLIGHT WAS CANCELED. 1377 00:54:19,417 --> 00:54:20,750 AH, I REMEMBER NOW. 1378 00:54:20,834 --> 00:54:22,375 YES, AND INSTEAD, 1379 00:54:22,458 --> 00:54:26,875 WE STAYED UP THE WHOLE NIGHT JUST LISTENING TO MUSIC. 1380 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,834 OH, MY, I DO BELIEVE THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG. 1381 00:54:31,917 --> 00:54:33,333 WHAT A COINCIDENCE. 1382 00:54:34,792 --> 00:54:35,834 WHAT DO YOU SAY, 1383 00:54:35,917 --> 00:54:37,166 ONE DANCE, 1384 00:54:37,250 --> 00:54:38,333 FOR OLD TIMES SAKE? 1385 00:54:38,417 --> 00:54:40,333 HOW CAN I SAY NO TO THAT? 1386 00:54:40,417 --> 00:54:41,333 YOU CAN'T. 1387 00:54:58,959 --> 00:55:01,291 POPPY! 1388 00:55:01,375 --> 00:55:02,792 GUESS WHAT? 1389 00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:04,250 DAD SAID HE'S GONNA TAKE US TRICK-OR-TREATING 1390 00:55:04,333 --> 00:55:05,291 ON HALLOWEEN. 1391 00:55:05,375 --> 00:55:06,500 NICE TRY. 1392 00:55:06,583 --> 00:55:08,041 I SAID POPPY WILL TAKE YOU TRICK-OR-TREATING, 1393 00:55:08,125 --> 00:55:09,166 AND I'LL TRY TO GET THERE AT THE END. 1394 00:55:09,250 --> 00:55:10,875 WHAT TIME IS THE END AGAIN? 1395 00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:11,792 WELL, WHENEVER YOU GUYS ARE DONE 1396 00:55:11,875 --> 00:55:12,959 AND EATING CANDY, 1397 00:55:13,041 --> 00:55:14,375 AND BY THE WAY, YOU'D BETTER SAVE ME SOME. 1398 00:55:14,458 --> 00:55:15,750 OH, WE MAKE NO PROMISES. 1399 00:55:15,834 --> 00:55:17,375 BUT WE ARE MAKING... 1400 00:55:19,166 --> 00:55:20,375 OUR COSTUMES! 1401 00:55:20,458 --> 00:55:22,125 WE'RE GOING TO FINISH THEM TODAY. 1402 00:55:22,208 --> 00:55:23,500 WHOA. IMPRESSIVE. 1403 00:55:23,583 --> 00:55:25,875 POPPY SAID SHE'S GOING TO MAKE THESE COSTUMES 1404 00:55:25,959 --> 00:55:27,125 REALLY SPECIAL FOR US. 1405 00:55:27,208 --> 00:55:28,959 I FIGURED THEY HAVEN'T REALLY DONE HALLOWEEN 1406 00:55:29,041 --> 00:55:30,125 IN A COUPLE YEARS, 1407 00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:31,083 SO IT WAS TIME TO DO IT RIGHT. 1408 00:55:31,166 --> 00:55:32,750 GO HOME OR GO BIG, RIGHT? 1409 00:55:32,834 --> 00:55:34,041 IS THAT RIGHT? 1410 00:55:34,125 --> 00:55:35,834 THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH. 1411 00:55:35,917 --> 00:55:36,959 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, TIME FOR SCHOOL. 1412 00:55:37,041 --> 00:55:40,250 HEY, WHY DON'T WE, UH, WALK TODAY? 1413 00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:42,208 BUT AREN'T YOU GOING TO BE LATE FOR WORK? 1414 00:55:42,291 --> 00:55:44,333 WELL, I'M CONFRONTING MY FEARS, TOO. 1415 00:55:44,417 --> 00:55:45,709 GO ON, GO GET YOUR BAGS. 1416 00:55:45,792 --> 00:55:47,250 RACE YOU. 1417 00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:48,583 NO FAIR. YOU GOT A HEAD START! 1418 00:55:48,667 --> 00:55:50,333 NO, I DIDN'T. 1419 00:56:11,625 --> 00:56:13,208 THE PEOPLE ATTENDING 1420 00:56:13,291 --> 00:56:14,500 ARE NOT TECH-SAVVY, 1421 00:56:14,583 --> 00:56:17,166 SO YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO KEEP YOUR GEEK-SPEAK 1422 00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:18,959 TO A MINIMUM. 1423 00:56:19,041 --> 00:56:20,500 IS THIS YOUR CODED WAY 1424 00:56:20,583 --> 00:56:23,000 OF TELLING ME TO NOT TALK ABOUT CODING? 1425 00:56:23,083 --> 00:56:24,750 IT WASN'T EXACTLY CODED. 1426 00:56:25,917 --> 00:56:28,667 I WILL MINIMIZE MY INNER GEEK 1427 00:56:28,750 --> 00:56:30,792 FOR THE PRESENTATION. 1428 00:56:30,875 --> 00:56:31,750 GOOD. 1429 00:56:34,792 --> 00:56:37,542 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO TOKYO? 1430 00:56:37,625 --> 00:56:40,542 UM, I BARELY HAVE TIME TO COME HERE. 1431 00:56:40,625 --> 00:56:42,333 WELL, AFTER THE PRESENTATION, 1432 00:56:42,417 --> 00:56:44,500 WHICH I KNOW HAGASHIMOTO WILL LOVE, 1433 00:56:44,583 --> 00:56:45,542 WE SHOULD GO. 1434 00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:47,250 -TO TOKYO? -YEAH. 1435 00:56:47,333 --> 00:56:48,500 WE'LL TAKE THE CORPORATE JET, 1436 00:56:48,583 --> 00:56:49,667 MEET EVERYONE. 1437 00:56:49,750 --> 00:56:51,041 IT'S AN AMAZING CITY. 1438 00:56:51,125 --> 00:56:52,750 IT'S JUST LIKE NEW YORK, NO ONE EVER SLEEPS. 1439 00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:00,166 YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR SCHEDULE 1440 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:01,500 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT? 1441 00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:04,458 UM, I PROMISED THE KIDS I'D BE HOME BEFORE DARK. 1442 00:57:04,542 --> 00:57:05,583 HMM. 1443 00:57:05,667 --> 00:57:07,000 OR YOU'LL TURN INTO A PUMPKIN. 1444 00:57:07,083 --> 00:57:09,083 THERE WERE PUMPKINS INVOLVED. 1445 00:57:12,291 --> 00:57:13,458 HAGASHIMOTO-SAN. 1446 00:57:15,333 --> 00:57:17,458 OHIO GOZIAMAS. 1447 00:57:17,542 --> 00:57:19,834 MM-HMM. 1448 00:57:21,750 --> 00:57:23,917 OOH! 1449 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000 GIVE IT! BRING IT HERE, BRING IT HERE! 1450 00:57:26,083 --> 00:57:28,166 STAND AT THE STREET. 1451 00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:30,375 POPPY! 1452 00:57:30,458 --> 00:57:31,625 YAHOO! I CAUGHT IT! 1453 00:57:31,709 --> 00:57:32,959 WHOO-HOO! 1454 00:57:33,041 --> 00:57:34,333 OH, GOOD CATCH. 1455 00:57:34,417 --> 00:57:36,583 THIS LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY SERIOUS GAME YOU GUYS GOT. 1456 00:57:36,667 --> 00:57:38,291 DAD, YOU'RE HERE! 1457 00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:39,750 WELL, LISTEN, 1458 00:57:39,834 --> 00:57:40,750 IT'S NOT A REAL FOOTBALL GAME 1459 00:57:40,834 --> 00:57:42,291 TILL THE QUARTERBACK SHOWS UP. 1460 00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:44,291 YEAH? WHEN DOES HE GET HERE? 1461 00:57:44,375 --> 00:57:45,959 HEY, ENOUGH OUTTA YOU. 1462 00:57:46,041 --> 00:57:47,917 WHAT DO YOU THINK, GUYS VERSUS GIRLS? 1463 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,375 YOU ARE SO ON. 1464 00:57:49,458 --> 00:57:50,375 ALL RIGHT. 1465 00:57:52,083 --> 00:57:53,125 HUT! 1466 00:57:56,375 --> 00:57:57,750 GO, GET OPEN, GET OPEN! 1467 00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:01,542 YES! 1468 00:58:01,625 --> 00:58:02,875 TOUCHDOWN! 1469 00:58:02,959 --> 00:58:03,917 HIKE! 1470 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:04,875 NOW GO GET HER. 1471 00:58:04,959 --> 00:58:06,041 WHOA! 1472 00:58:06,125 --> 00:58:07,166 GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT. 1473 00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:08,166 YES, YES! 1474 00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:09,291 NO, YOU-- 1475 00:58:09,375 --> 00:58:10,750 -POPPY! -NO, NO, NO, NO. 1476 00:58:10,834 --> 00:58:11,792 OH! 1477 00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:14,667 SLAM! 1478 00:58:18,750 --> 00:58:20,917 -UH-OH. -OH, NO! 1479 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:21,959 COME ON. 1480 00:58:22,041 --> 00:58:23,000 TOUCHDOWN! 1481 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:23,959 YOU'RE KIDDING ME, THAT'S... 1482 00:58:24,041 --> 00:58:25,291 DOGPILE! 1483 00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:26,333 DOGPILE! 1484 00:58:26,417 --> 00:58:27,834 NO WAY-- 1485 00:58:27,917 --> 00:58:29,959 NO, NO, NO, NO! 1486 00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:32,333 WHAT ARE YOU TACKLING ME FOR? 1487 00:58:32,417 --> 00:58:34,667 WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM. 1488 00:58:38,041 --> 00:58:38,959 OH. 1489 00:58:39,041 --> 00:58:39,959 UH... 1490 00:58:44,041 --> 00:58:46,250 EVERYONE, THIS IS, UH, ABIGAIL. 1491 00:58:54,458 --> 00:58:56,333 ABIGAIL, THESE ARE... 1492 00:58:56,417 --> 00:58:57,583 THESE ARE MY KIDS. 1493 00:58:57,667 --> 00:58:58,792 ZOE, 1494 00:58:58,875 --> 00:59:00,291 AND ZACH, RIGHT? 1495 00:59:00,375 --> 00:59:01,417 IT IS SO LOVELY TO MEET YOU BOTH. 1496 00:59:02,625 --> 00:59:04,125 AND THIS IS POPPY, MY, UH-- 1497 00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:05,125 I MEAN, OUR... 1498 00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:07,000 UH... 1499 00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:08,000 NANNY. 1500 00:59:08,083 --> 00:59:09,041 NANNY. 1501 00:59:09,125 --> 00:59:10,375 NICE TO MEET YOU, ABIGAIL. 1502 00:59:10,458 --> 00:59:11,959 LIKEWISE. 1503 00:59:12,041 --> 00:59:13,041 UM, FOREIGN ANALYTICS CAME IN. 1504 00:59:13,125 --> 00:59:14,083 I THOUGHT YOU'D WANT THEM. 1505 00:59:14,166 --> 00:59:15,417 YOU DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE. 1506 00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:16,583 YEAH, SORRY. 1507 00:59:16,667 --> 00:59:17,625 I WAS GOING FOR A TWO-POINT CONVERSION. 1508 00:59:17,709 --> 00:59:19,583 POPPY SCORED 1509 00:59:19,667 --> 00:59:20,583 THREE TOUCHDOWNS! 1510 00:59:20,667 --> 00:59:21,625 UH, TWO TOUCHDOWNS. 1511 00:59:21,709 --> 00:59:22,792 THAT LAST ONE DOES NOT COUNT. 1512 00:59:22,875 --> 00:59:23,792 OF COURSE, IT COUNTS. 1513 00:59:23,875 --> 00:59:24,875 NO WAY, NO. 1514 00:59:24,959 --> 00:59:25,875 WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER. 1515 00:59:25,959 --> 00:59:26,959 OKAY. 1516 00:59:27,041 --> 00:59:27,792 I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK ANYWAY, SO... 1517 00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:31,458 UM... 1518 00:59:31,542 --> 00:59:33,208 BUT YOU KNOW, UH... 1519 00:59:33,291 --> 00:59:35,083 WE COULD WORK HERE. 1520 00:59:35,166 --> 00:59:36,333 OH. 1521 00:59:37,542 --> 00:59:38,625 I SUPPOSE. 1522 00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:40,083 THEN WE CAN HAVE DINNER, 1523 00:59:40,166 --> 00:59:42,417 AND, YOU KNOW, WE'RE MAKING, UH, 1524 00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:43,542 PUMPKIN PASTA, PUMPKIN SOUP, 1525 00:59:43,625 --> 00:59:44,625 PUMPKIN PIE. 1526 00:59:44,709 --> 00:59:45,959 PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING PUMPKIN, RIGHT? 1527 00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:47,041 I MEAN... 1528 00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:48,709 UM... 1529 00:59:48,792 --> 00:59:49,750 I MEAN, IF THAT'S OKAY? 1530 00:59:49,834 --> 00:59:51,041 OH! THE MORE THE MERRIER. 1531 00:59:51,125 --> 00:59:52,625 THANK YOU, POPPY. 1532 00:59:52,709 --> 00:59:53,750 ALL RIGHT. 1533 00:59:53,834 --> 00:59:54,875 GREAT. 1534 00:59:54,959 --> 00:59:56,458 GOOD GAME, GOOD GAME, GUYS... 1535 00:59:56,542 --> 00:59:57,750 YEAH. IT WAS FUN, DAD. 1536 00:59:57,834 --> 01:00:01,333 OKAY, SO, WHAT'S THE LATEST? 1537 01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:22,041 WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 1538 01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:24,125 A LITTLE REVISION, 1539 01:00:24,208 --> 01:00:25,125 AND THAT COULD WORK. 1540 01:00:27,166 --> 01:00:28,125 OH, YEAH. 1541 01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:29,166 OH, SORRY, 1542 01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:31,083 IT'S ZOE. 1543 01:00:31,166 --> 01:00:33,583 YEAH? 1544 01:00:33,667 --> 01:00:35,166 NOW? 1545 01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:38,417 EVERYTHING OKAY? 1546 01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:40,083 YEAH, I'LL JUST BE A FEW MINUTES. 1547 01:00:40,166 --> 01:00:41,542 OKAY. 1548 01:00:50,333 --> 01:00:52,125 OKAY. 1549 01:00:52,208 --> 01:00:53,250 READY! 1550 01:00:53,333 --> 01:00:55,250 ALL RIGHT THEN, KEEP THEM CLOSED. 1551 01:00:55,333 --> 01:00:58,000 OKAY. 1552 01:00:58,083 --> 01:00:59,417 THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING US. 1553 01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:00,667 COMPLETELY! 1554 01:01:00,750 --> 01:01:04,000 OKAY, YOU CAN OPEN THEM. 1555 01:01:04,083 --> 01:01:07,083 YOU LOOK AMAZING! 1556 01:01:07,166 --> 01:01:08,291 BEYOND AMAZING. 1557 01:01:08,375 --> 01:01:09,625 I KNOW. 1558 01:01:09,709 --> 01:01:11,834 I MEAN, THANK YOU. 1559 01:01:11,917 --> 01:01:14,250 NOW, INTRODUCING, 1560 01:01:14,333 --> 01:01:17,834 THE SPIDER FROM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES! 1561 01:01:17,917 --> 01:01:18,834 OH, NO! 1562 01:01:18,917 --> 01:01:19,792 OH, MY GOSH... 1563 01:01:19,875 --> 01:01:20,917 I HATE SPIDERS! 1564 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,041 DON'T LET THAT SPIDER IN HERE! NO! 1565 01:01:22,125 --> 01:01:23,041 GET OUT OF HERE! NO! 1566 01:01:23,125 --> 01:01:24,000 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 1567 01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:26,125 HEY, GET IN HERE. 1568 01:01:26,208 --> 01:01:27,125 GROUP SELFIE. 1569 01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:28,083 OKAY. 1570 01:01:29,166 --> 01:01:30,291 HERE WE GO. 1571 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:32,959 OKAY. 1572 01:01:33,041 --> 01:01:34,667 SILLY. 1573 01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:36,250 -WOW. 1574 01:01:36,333 --> 01:01:38,458 YOU KIDS LOOK ADORABLE. 1575 01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:43,500 SO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A NANNY, POPPY? 1576 01:01:43,583 --> 01:01:44,500 OH, A COUPLE WEEKS NOW. 1577 01:01:44,583 --> 01:01:46,208 REALLY? 1578 01:01:46,291 --> 01:01:47,542 POPPY'S, UH, NEPHEWS 1579 01:01:47,625 --> 01:01:48,750 GO TO SCHOOL WITH THE KIDS. 1580 01:01:48,834 --> 01:01:49,875 OH. 1581 01:01:49,959 --> 01:01:52,625 POPPY'S THE BEST NANNY EVER. 1582 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,750 NOBODY WILL EVER REPLACE HER. 1583 01:01:54,834 --> 01:01:57,625 ZOE, FLATTERY WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE. 1584 01:01:57,709 --> 01:01:59,917 SO, WHAT DID YOU DO BEFORE THIS? 1585 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,542 POPPY CAN DO ANYTHING. 1586 01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:03,583 AGAIN, THAT WOULD BE AN EXAGGERATION. 1587 01:02:03,667 --> 01:02:05,542 POPPY MADE OUR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES, 1588 01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:06,917 BY HAND. 1589 01:02:08,208 --> 01:02:09,792 THAT IS VERY INDUSTRIOUS. 1590 01:02:09,875 --> 01:02:10,917 I DO HAVE TO ADMIT, 1591 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,333 THAT SPIDER COSTUME WAS QUITE SCARY. 1592 01:02:13,417 --> 01:02:14,959 HE'S NOT AFRAID OF SPIDERS ANYMORE. 1593 01:02:15,041 --> 01:02:16,625 POPPY TAUGHT US HOW TO FACE OUR FEARS. 1594 01:02:16,709 --> 01:02:18,709 YOU KNOW, I HAD A COSTUME WHEN I WAS A KID, 1595 01:02:18,792 --> 01:02:20,667 IT WAS SO COOL, 1596 01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:23,166 I THINK I PROBABLY WORE IT FOUR HALLOWEENS IN A ROW. 1597 01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:24,166 WHAT WERE YOU? 1598 01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:25,208 A KNIGHT. 1599 01:02:25,291 --> 01:02:26,208 IN SHINING ARMOR? 1600 01:02:26,291 --> 01:02:27,417 MORE LIKE TINFOIL. 1601 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:30,000 MY FAVORITE COSTUME WAS AN ASTRONAUT. 1602 01:02:30,083 --> 01:02:31,583 -REALLY? -YEAH. 1603 01:02:31,667 --> 01:02:33,083 WHAT PLANETS DID YOU VISIT? 1604 01:02:33,166 --> 01:02:36,083 WELL, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY LEAVE EARTH. 1605 01:02:36,166 --> 01:02:38,125 BUT YOU WERE AN ASTRONAUT. 1606 01:02:40,166 --> 01:02:41,458 I THINK WHAT ABIGAIL'S TRYING TO SAY IS, 1607 01:02:41,542 --> 01:02:43,333 THAT SHE WENT TO SO MANY PLANETS, 1608 01:02:43,417 --> 01:02:46,125 THAT SHE COULDN'T KEEP TRACK OF ALL OF THEM. 1609 01:02:46,208 --> 01:02:47,333 THANK YOU, POPPY. 1610 01:02:47,417 --> 01:02:48,458 YEAH. 1611 01:02:48,542 --> 01:02:49,375 SO WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PLANET? 1612 01:02:49,458 --> 01:02:50,417 PLUTO. 1613 01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:53,834 PLUTO'S NOT A PLANET ANYMORE. 1614 01:02:53,917 --> 01:02:55,542 ACTUALLY, THAT'S INACCURATE, ZOE. 1615 01:02:55,625 --> 01:02:58,166 MOST EXPERTS SAY THAT PLUTO IS STILL A DWARF PLANET. 1616 01:02:58,250 --> 01:02:59,166 IT'S IN THE KUIPER BELT. 1617 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,291 ARE YOU GOING TO BE AN ASTRONAUT THIS YEAR? 1618 01:03:02,375 --> 01:03:03,458 MM. 1619 01:03:03,542 --> 01:03:05,166 YOUR FATHER AND I HAVE A PRESENTATION, 1620 01:03:05,250 --> 01:03:06,417 SO WE'RE GOING TO BE WEARING BUSINESS CLOTHES. 1621 01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:08,917 YEAH, IT'S A BIG DAY FOR US. 1622 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:09,875 IT'S A BIG DAY FOR US, TOO. 1623 01:03:09,959 --> 01:03:11,041 IT'S HALLOWEEN. 1624 01:03:11,125 --> 01:03:12,250 THAT'S RIGHT, 1625 01:03:12,333 --> 01:03:13,750 AND I WILL BE HOME RIGHT AFTER WE'RE DONE. 1626 01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:17,250 OH, I HATE TO BRING THIS UP, 1627 01:03:17,333 --> 01:03:20,083 BUT HAGASHIMOTO HAS ASKED US TO BE HIS DINNER GUESTS 1628 01:03:20,166 --> 01:03:21,041 AFTER THE PRESENTATION. 1629 01:03:21,125 --> 01:03:23,625 OH. UM... 1630 01:03:23,709 --> 01:03:26,000 IS THAT... NECESSARY? 1631 01:03:26,083 --> 01:03:28,542 IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED AN INSULT IF WE DIDN'T. 1632 01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:29,959 RIGHT. 1633 01:03:30,041 --> 01:03:31,041 OKAY. 1634 01:03:35,792 --> 01:03:38,625 SO NOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO BE THERE AT ALL. 1635 01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:40,917 OH, HANG ON... 1636 01:03:42,208 --> 01:03:43,333 BOTH OF YOU? 1637 01:03:43,417 --> 01:03:44,959 NO, I GOT IT, I GOT IT. 1638 01:03:45,041 --> 01:03:46,250 ARE YOU SURE? OKAY. 1639 01:04:00,959 --> 01:04:02,500 IT'S FUNNY, 1640 01:04:02,583 --> 01:04:04,041 I TALK WITH CEOS OF COMPANIES. 1641 01:04:04,125 --> 01:04:06,166 IN JAPANESE. 1642 01:04:06,250 --> 01:04:08,667 TALKING WITH KIDS IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY. 1643 01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:09,750 KIDS ARE LIKE CEOS, 1644 01:04:09,834 --> 01:04:11,375 EXCEPT THEY'RE SHORTER, 1645 01:04:11,458 --> 01:04:12,375 AND SMARTER. 1646 01:04:15,083 --> 01:04:16,834 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD WITH THEM. 1647 01:04:16,917 --> 01:04:18,709 OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN OUR FIRST DAY TOGETHER. 1648 01:04:18,792 --> 01:04:21,000 THEY BARELY SPOKE TO ME, 1649 01:04:21,083 --> 01:04:23,291 AND I'M NOT EVEN GONNA MENTION THE HUNGRY GOAT INCIDENT. 1650 01:04:23,375 --> 01:04:24,709 GOAT? 1651 01:04:24,792 --> 01:04:26,125 THE THING ABOUT KIDS IS, 1652 01:04:26,208 --> 01:04:27,917 THEY'RE FUNNY, 1653 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,792 AND SNEAKY, 1654 01:04:29,875 --> 01:04:30,917 AND DIFFICULT, 1655 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,333 GOOFY, CLEVER, COMPETITIVE. 1656 01:04:32,417 --> 01:04:33,750 I MEAN, THEY'RE KIDS, 1657 01:04:33,834 --> 01:04:35,250 SO THEY'RE LOTS OF THINGS, 1658 01:04:35,333 --> 01:04:37,250 BUT THEY'LL TEST YOU BEFORE THEY TRUST YOU. 1659 01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:41,000 ALL RIGHT. 1660 01:04:41,083 --> 01:04:42,250 CRISIS AVERTED. 1661 01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:44,458 OH, GOOD. 1662 01:04:44,542 --> 01:04:45,583 I WILL GET THEM READY FOR BED. 1663 01:04:45,667 --> 01:04:46,542 THANK YOU. 1664 01:04:48,834 --> 01:04:50,917 WELL, I, UM, SHOULD GET GOING. 1665 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,375 WE CAN FINISH THIS UP TOMORROW. 1666 01:04:52,458 --> 01:04:53,667 I'LL WALK YOU OUT. 1667 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,333 OKAY, LET'S BUILD A FORT. 1668 01:04:56,417 --> 01:04:57,417 -OKAY. -YEAH! 1669 01:04:57,500 --> 01:05:01,208 SO, I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1670 01:05:01,291 --> 01:05:03,041 BRIGHT AND EARLY. 1671 01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:05,500 GOODNIGHT. 1672 01:05:27,208 --> 01:05:28,625 "THE VERY NEXT DAY, 1673 01:05:28,709 --> 01:05:32,000 "POOR ICHABOD CRANE DID NOT APPEAR AT SCHOOL. 1674 01:05:32,083 --> 01:05:36,208 "HIS HORSE WAS FOUND WANDERING FREE, 1675 01:05:36,291 --> 01:05:37,625 "AND SO, 1676 01:05:37,709 --> 01:05:44,250 "THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN. 1677 01:05:44,333 --> 01:05:45,291 THE END." 1678 01:05:49,375 --> 01:05:51,458 SO, WAIT, IT WAS REALLY JUST A GUY 1679 01:05:51,542 --> 01:05:53,166 WITH A PUMPKIN ON HIS HEAD? 1680 01:05:53,250 --> 01:05:54,917 OR WAS HE? 1681 01:06:12,542 --> 01:06:14,291 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, BED TIME. 1682 01:06:14,375 --> 01:06:16,417 I LOVE YOU, POPPY. 1683 01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:18,125 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1684 01:06:18,208 --> 01:06:19,250 AW... 1685 01:06:19,333 --> 01:06:22,333 I LOVE YOU GUYS. 1686 01:06:40,041 --> 01:06:42,625 HEY. SO... 1687 01:06:42,709 --> 01:06:43,959 "HEADLESS HORSEMAN RIDES AGAIN"? 1688 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:45,208 AND AGAIN. 1689 01:06:45,291 --> 01:06:46,750 ZACH WANTED TO HEAR IT TWICE. 1690 01:06:47,834 --> 01:06:49,250 GOODNIGHT. 1691 01:06:49,333 --> 01:06:50,875 HEY, UM... 1692 01:06:50,959 --> 01:06:52,834 CAN WE TALK? 1693 01:06:52,917 --> 01:06:54,500 ABOUT WHAT? 1694 01:06:55,542 --> 01:06:56,834 US. 1695 01:06:56,917 --> 01:06:59,291 YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT US? 1696 01:06:59,375 --> 01:07:00,375 YEAH. 1697 01:07:00,458 --> 01:07:02,458 YEAH, LOOK, I, UM... 1698 01:07:02,542 --> 01:07:04,250 I KNOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE, 1699 01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:07,500 UH, TEMPORARILY OURS, 1700 01:07:07,583 --> 01:07:09,166 BUT, UM, 1701 01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:12,875 EVERYTHING HAS JUST CHANGED SO QUICKLY. 1702 01:07:12,959 --> 01:07:15,583 WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, UH... 1703 01:07:15,667 --> 01:07:17,917 YOU WANT ME TO STAY ON AS YOUR NANNY. 1704 01:07:19,709 --> 01:07:20,583 SURE, YES, BUT-- 1705 01:07:20,667 --> 01:07:23,250 THE THING IS, RYAN, 1706 01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:26,333 THE KIDS ARE GETTING ATTACHED TO ME, 1707 01:07:26,417 --> 01:07:28,458 AND I'M GETTING ATTACHED TO THEM, 1708 01:07:28,542 --> 01:07:31,166 AND THAT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 1709 01:07:31,250 --> 01:07:32,583 WHY NOT? 1710 01:07:32,667 --> 01:07:35,083 BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE A GREAT FAMILY, 1711 01:07:35,166 --> 01:07:36,417 AND ABIGAIL'S HERE, 1712 01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:38,333 AND I'M KIND OF IN THE WAY. 1713 01:07:38,417 --> 01:07:41,125 THIS IS NOT HOW I PICTURED THE CONVERSATION GOING. 1714 01:07:41,208 --> 01:07:43,041 I JUST, I DON'T... I DON'T THINK THIS IS FOR ME. 1715 01:07:43,125 --> 01:07:44,500 WHAT? 1716 01:07:44,583 --> 01:07:46,083 I'LL STAY THROUGH HALLOWEEN, BUT THAT'S IT. 1717 01:07:46,166 --> 01:07:47,125 HALLOWEEN? 1718 01:07:47,208 --> 01:07:48,375 I MEAN, THAT WAS THE PLAN. 1719 01:07:48,458 --> 01:07:50,000 YEAH, WELL, PLANS CHANGE. 1720 01:07:50,083 --> 01:07:51,375 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE CHANGE. 1721 01:07:51,458 --> 01:07:52,417 THEY GET ATTACHED. 1722 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:53,375 YOU KNOW, MY KIDS-- 1723 01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:54,333 MY KIDS LOVE YOU. 1724 01:07:54,417 --> 01:07:55,500 AND I LOVE THEM, 1725 01:07:55,583 --> 01:07:57,542 BUT I DON'T THINK THAT THIS IS GONNA WORK. 1726 01:07:57,625 --> 01:07:59,542 I JUST DON'T... 1727 01:07:59,625 --> 01:08:02,208 YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T WANT TO DRAG THIS OUT. 1728 01:08:02,291 --> 01:08:04,166 IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE, 1729 01:08:04,250 --> 01:08:05,792 I THINK IT'S BETTER YOU JUST DO IT NOW. 1730 01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:09,458 FINE. 1731 01:08:10,834 --> 01:08:12,834 I WILL, UH, I'LL SWING BY IN THE MORNING, 1732 01:08:12,917 --> 01:08:14,583 AND I'LL SAY GOODBYE TO THE KIDS. 1733 01:08:14,667 --> 01:08:16,458 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT. 1734 01:08:19,333 --> 01:08:21,000 I MEAN, ONLY IF YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE BEST FOR THEM. 1735 01:08:22,667 --> 01:08:24,166 I DO. 1736 01:08:27,417 --> 01:08:28,917 OH... WELL, THEN... 1737 01:08:31,417 --> 01:08:32,917 BYE. 1738 01:08:56,542 --> 01:08:58,792 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU QUIT. 1739 01:08:58,875 --> 01:09:01,125 I DIDN'T MEAN TO. 1740 01:09:01,208 --> 01:09:02,959 IT JUST HAPPENED. 1741 01:09:03,041 --> 01:09:04,709 HE ASKED ME TO STAY ON AS HIS NANNY. 1742 01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:05,834 SO? 1743 01:09:05,917 --> 01:09:07,333 WELL, I MAY NOT KNOW WHAT I WANT, 1744 01:09:07,417 --> 01:09:09,250 BUT I KNOW WHAT I DON'T WANT, 1745 01:09:09,333 --> 01:09:10,625 AND THAT'S TO GET HURT. 1746 01:09:10,709 --> 01:09:13,250 GETTING INVOLVED DOESN'T HAVE TO MEAN GETTING HURT. 1747 01:09:13,333 --> 01:09:15,250 COME ON, WHAT HAPPENED TO FACING YOUR FEARS? 1748 01:09:15,333 --> 01:09:16,583 THAT WORKS FOR EVERYONE BUT ME. 1749 01:09:16,667 --> 01:09:17,542 POPPY... 1750 01:09:17,625 --> 01:09:18,750 I LIKE HIM. 1751 01:09:18,834 --> 01:09:20,834 I, LIKE, REALLY LIKE HIM. 1752 01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:23,375 BUT I SAW HIM KISSING ABIGAIL. 1753 01:09:23,458 --> 01:09:24,500 SO... 1754 01:09:24,583 --> 01:09:26,125 I HAVE TO GET OVER IT. 1755 01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:28,083 MAYBE IT WAS A FRIEND THING. 1756 01:09:28,166 --> 01:09:29,583 ARE YOU KIDDING? 1757 01:09:29,667 --> 01:09:32,166 THERE'S NO "KISSES WITH FRIENDS." 1758 01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:34,625 THAT'S... NOT AN APP. 1759 01:09:34,709 --> 01:09:36,250 YEAH. 1760 01:09:42,208 --> 01:09:44,166 WHERE'S POPPY? 1761 01:09:44,250 --> 01:09:48,041 UH, I AM GOING TO BE TAKING YOU TO SCHOOL TODAY, 1762 01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:49,291 AND THEN AFTERWARDS, 1763 01:09:49,375 --> 01:09:50,667 YOU'RE GOING TO GO HOME WITH THE MARSHALL KIDS. 1764 01:09:50,750 --> 01:09:53,458 AND POPPY WILL PICK US UP FROM THE MARSHALLS? 1765 01:09:53,542 --> 01:09:55,917 I AM GOING TO BE PICKING YOU UP, TOO. 1766 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:57,583 YOU'RE NOT WORKING? 1767 01:09:57,667 --> 01:09:58,959 NO, I'M GOING TO WORK FROM HOME TODAY, 1768 01:09:59,041 --> 01:10:00,000 WITH ABIGAIL. 1769 01:10:00,083 --> 01:10:01,166 BUT WHAT ABOUT POPPY? 1770 01:10:02,417 --> 01:10:06,417 LOOK, GUYS, UM... 1771 01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:08,667 YOU KNOW SHE WASN'T GOING TO STAY HERE FOREVER. 1772 01:10:08,750 --> 01:10:10,250 BUT WHY NOT? 1773 01:10:10,333 --> 01:10:11,667 SHE SAID SHE LOVED US. 1774 01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:13,291 SHE DOES. 1775 01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:14,333 OF COURSE, SHE LOVES YOU TWO. 1776 01:10:14,417 --> 01:10:15,750 SHE LOVES YOU. 1777 01:10:15,834 --> 01:10:17,500 I CAN TELL. 1778 01:10:17,583 --> 01:10:19,500 SHE TALKS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME. 1779 01:10:19,583 --> 01:10:20,917 OKAY. 1780 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,333 LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS CONFUSING, 1781 01:10:23,417 --> 01:10:25,083 AND I'M SORRY, 1782 01:10:25,166 --> 01:10:28,208 BUT YOU'VE STILL GOT ME. 1783 01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:30,542 ALL RIGHT? 1784 01:10:30,625 --> 01:10:33,250 AND I'M GOING TO BE HERE FOR YOU. 1785 01:10:44,375 --> 01:10:46,875 THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME 1786 01:10:46,959 --> 01:10:49,500 FOR WHAT I LIKE TO CALL... 1787 01:10:49,583 --> 01:10:51,667 "MELLOW FROG." 1788 01:10:52,792 --> 01:10:54,125 NAMASTE. 1789 01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:55,375 NAMASTE. 1790 01:11:03,041 --> 01:11:04,375 YOU CAME BACK. 1791 01:11:04,458 --> 01:11:05,834 MRS. KLEMMER. 1792 01:11:05,917 --> 01:11:08,208 YES, I-I NEEDED A LITTLE BIT OF YOGA. 1793 01:11:08,291 --> 01:11:09,250 YEAH. WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 1794 01:11:09,333 --> 01:11:10,709 I'M GLAD. 1795 01:11:10,792 --> 01:11:13,083 BUT YOU WERE A MILLION MILES AWAY. 1796 01:11:13,166 --> 01:11:14,417 WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? 1797 01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:16,333 WELL, I RAISED FOUR GIRLS. 1798 01:11:16,417 --> 01:11:18,291 I KNOW WHAT BOY-TROUBLE LOOKS LIKE. 1799 01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:20,208 IS IT THAT OBVIOUS? 1800 01:11:20,291 --> 01:11:21,208 SO, WHAT DID HE DO WRONG? 1801 01:11:21,291 --> 01:11:22,542 NO... 1802 01:11:22,625 --> 01:11:23,875 NOTHING. 1803 01:11:23,959 --> 01:11:26,083 IT... IT'S MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT. 1804 01:11:26,166 --> 01:11:27,500 AH... 1805 01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:30,750 SOUNDS LIKE UNFINISHED BUSINESS TO ME, 1806 01:11:30,834 --> 01:11:32,542 AND THAT'S THE WORST KIND. 1807 01:11:32,625 --> 01:11:34,500 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1808 01:11:34,583 --> 01:11:37,333 IT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND WHEREVER YOU GO, 1809 01:11:37,417 --> 01:11:40,000 UNLESS YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 1810 01:11:40,083 --> 01:11:42,333 LISTEN TO YOUR HEART, DEAR. 1811 01:11:42,417 --> 01:11:47,333 DON'T TAKE TOO LONG, WHATEVER YOU DECIDE. 1812 01:11:51,583 --> 01:11:53,792 "...WHICH IS WHY WE'RE SO HAPPY 1813 01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:55,959 "TO BECOME PART OF THE YAMAHARO GLOBAL FAMILY. 1814 01:11:56,041 --> 01:11:58,792 MAY 'FOOD WITH FRIENDS' BE JUST THE BEGINNING." 1815 01:11:58,875 --> 01:11:59,792 THAT'S GOOD. 1816 01:11:59,875 --> 01:12:01,208 WE SHOULD ADD A LINE ABOUT 1817 01:12:01,291 --> 01:12:03,709 HOW THE APP WOULD STRENGTHEN THE YAMAHARO GLOBAL BRAND. 1818 01:12:03,792 --> 01:12:04,875 RIGHT? 1819 01:12:07,667 --> 01:12:09,750 WHAT'S WRONG? 1820 01:12:09,834 --> 01:12:12,000 IT'S TOO QUIET OUT THERE. 1821 01:12:12,083 --> 01:12:14,625 ISN'T THAT A GOOD THING? 1822 01:12:14,709 --> 01:12:16,834 NOT WITH MY KIDS. 1823 01:12:16,917 --> 01:12:18,625 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1824 01:12:18,709 --> 01:12:19,875 SURE. 1825 01:12:29,041 --> 01:12:30,458 YOU GUYS OKAY? 1826 01:12:33,208 --> 01:12:35,750 WHEN'S POPPY COMING BACK? 1827 01:12:35,834 --> 01:12:38,667 ZACH, STOP ASKING HIM. 1828 01:12:38,750 --> 01:12:41,208 SHE'S NOT COMING BACK, OKAY? 1829 01:12:41,291 --> 01:12:42,667 WE'LL JUST GET ANOTHER NEW NANNY, 1830 01:12:42,750 --> 01:12:44,291 AND THEN ANOTHER, 1831 01:12:44,375 --> 01:12:46,458 DAD WILL ALWAYS BE TOO BUSY FOR US, 1832 01:12:46,542 --> 01:12:47,959 SO JUST GET USED TO IT. 1833 01:12:48,041 --> 01:12:49,542 ZO... 1834 01:12:49,625 --> 01:12:51,959 THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 1835 01:12:52,041 --> 01:12:54,542 EVEN THOUGH POPPY'S NOT HERE ANYMORE, 1836 01:12:54,625 --> 01:12:57,417 THINGS ARE NOT GOING BACK TO THE WAY THEY WERE. 1837 01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:58,458 OKAY? 1838 01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:01,500 OKAY. 1839 01:13:03,333 --> 01:13:06,250 I KNOW YOU GUYS MISS POPPY. 1840 01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:09,375 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 1841 01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:13,333 I MISS HER, TOO. 1842 01:13:31,917 --> 01:13:33,500 TA-DAH! 1843 01:13:34,834 --> 01:13:35,709 WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? 1844 01:13:35,792 --> 01:13:37,500 A STARFISH. 1845 01:13:37,583 --> 01:13:39,041 DOESN'T A STARFISH HAVE MORE POINTS? 1846 01:13:39,125 --> 01:13:40,083 I RAN OUT OF MATERIAL. 1847 01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:44,041 WELL, YOU LOOK VERY AQUATIC. 1848 01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:46,709 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA COME WITH US? 1849 01:13:46,792 --> 01:13:47,792 WE COULD LEAVE THE BOWL OUT WITH A "PLEASE TAKE ONE" NOTE. 1850 01:13:47,875 --> 01:13:49,166 I'M NOT GONNA RISK 1851 01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:51,667 LETTING SOME TEENAGER STEAL ALL THE CANDY. 1852 01:13:51,750 --> 01:13:52,709 I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE. 1853 01:13:52,792 --> 01:13:53,792 I'M FINE. 1854 01:13:53,875 --> 01:13:56,041 OKAY. 1855 01:13:56,125 --> 01:13:57,083 BOYS! 1856 01:13:57,166 --> 01:13:58,667 LET'S GO! 1857 01:14:03,041 --> 01:14:04,041 BYE, GUYS! 1858 01:14:04,125 --> 01:14:05,834 HAVE SO MUCH FUN. YOU LOOK AWESOME. 1859 01:14:05,917 --> 01:14:08,333 THANKS, AUNT POPPY. 1860 01:14:08,417 --> 01:14:09,333 BYE. 1861 01:14:21,417 --> 01:14:23,208 OKAY, NOW, HOLD STILL, 1862 01:14:23,291 --> 01:14:25,166 'CAUSE THESE ARMS ARE DIFFICULT. 1863 01:14:25,250 --> 01:14:27,375 WHAT IS YOUR COSTUME? 1864 01:14:27,458 --> 01:14:30,125 UH, A HARRIED EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT. 1865 01:14:32,458 --> 01:14:35,125 OKAY, I THINK I'VE GOT IT. 1866 01:14:37,834 --> 01:14:39,417 I THINK IT'S BACKWARDS. 1867 01:14:41,208 --> 01:14:42,333 OH, UH... 1868 01:14:45,041 --> 01:14:46,291 YEAH. 1869 01:14:46,375 --> 01:14:48,291 NAH, I KNEW THAT WAS TOO EASY. 1870 01:14:49,458 --> 01:14:50,917 OKAY. 1871 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,500 LET'S TRY AGAIN. 1872 01:14:58,917 --> 01:15:01,583 SO, THIS IS IT. 1873 01:15:01,667 --> 01:15:03,834 RIGHT, WHEN "FOOD WITH FRIENDS" GOES GLOBAL, 1874 01:15:03,917 --> 01:15:06,125 THIS IS REALLY GOING TO OPEN SOME DOORS FOR US. 1875 01:15:06,208 --> 01:15:07,333 YEAH. 1876 01:15:09,625 --> 01:15:11,375 THEN WHY AREN'T YOU THINKING 1877 01:15:11,458 --> 01:15:14,041 ABOUT ANY OF THAT RIGHT NOW? 1878 01:15:16,583 --> 01:15:18,000 RYAN, YOUR KIDS WILL BE FINE, OKAY? 1879 01:15:18,083 --> 01:15:19,625 IT'S JUST ONE HALLOWEEN. 1880 01:15:19,709 --> 01:15:21,583 THEY'RE GOING TO BENEFIT FROM YOUR SUCCESS. 1881 01:15:21,667 --> 01:15:22,709 YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 1882 01:15:22,792 --> 01:15:23,750 YEAH, I DO. 1883 01:15:23,834 --> 01:15:25,125 I DO, BUT THEY DON'T. 1884 01:15:25,208 --> 01:15:27,583 YOU KNOW, IT'S, UM... 1885 01:15:27,667 --> 01:15:30,291 IT'S JUST ANOTHER NIGHT TO THEM 1886 01:15:30,375 --> 01:15:33,333 WHERE THEIR DAD'S WORKING INSTEAD OF HOME WITH THEM. 1887 01:15:33,417 --> 01:15:35,083 AGAIN. 1888 01:15:37,583 --> 01:15:40,500 IT WOULDN'T BE SO HARD IF I KNEW POPPY WERE WITH THEM. 1889 01:15:42,542 --> 01:15:44,083 BUT I GUESS... 1890 01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:47,417 I'M GOING TO JAPAN, RYAN. 1891 01:15:48,875 --> 01:15:49,834 YOU'RE WHAT? 1892 01:15:49,917 --> 01:15:52,750 THAT JOB OFFER IN TOKYO? 1893 01:15:52,834 --> 01:15:53,834 I SAID YES. 1894 01:15:55,250 --> 01:15:57,333 OKAY. 1895 01:15:57,417 --> 01:15:59,875 I'VE SEEN YOU WITH POPPY. 1896 01:15:59,959 --> 01:16:02,083 YOUR KIDS LOVE HER, 1897 01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:03,542 AND I'M PRETTY SURE 1898 01:16:03,625 --> 01:16:05,208 THAT YOU'RE FALLING IN LOVE WITH HER, TOO. 1899 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,250 I'D BE FOOLING MYSELF 1900 01:16:09,333 --> 01:16:10,917 IF I DIDN'T ACKNOWLEDGE 1901 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,875 WHAT WAS GOING ON BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU 1902 01:16:13,959 --> 01:16:16,709 AND GRACIOUSLY STEP ASIDE. 1903 01:16:16,792 --> 01:16:19,583 SO, THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. 1904 01:16:19,667 --> 01:16:22,375 I'M STEPPING ASIDE. 1905 01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,417 TRICK OR TREAT! 1906 01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:45,000 WOW, LOOK AT YOU. 1907 01:16:45,083 --> 01:16:46,041 HERE YOU GO. 1908 01:16:46,125 --> 01:16:47,166 DON'T BE SHY. 1909 01:16:47,250 --> 01:16:49,208 NO CHILD LEFT UNCANDIED. 1910 01:16:49,291 --> 01:16:51,458 HEY, LOOK AT ALL THOSE CRAZY BONES. 1911 01:16:51,542 --> 01:16:53,750 AND YOU, YOUR MAKEUP MATCHES YOUR BRACES. 1912 01:16:53,834 --> 01:16:55,458 THANK YOU. 1913 01:16:55,542 --> 01:16:57,000 BYE. 1914 01:16:57,083 --> 01:16:59,750 ZOE? ZACH? 1915 01:16:59,834 --> 01:17:01,041 WHAT ARE YOU... 1916 01:17:01,125 --> 01:17:02,333 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1917 01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:03,291 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TALK TO YOU. 1918 01:17:03,375 --> 01:17:05,250 YOUR COSTUMES LOOK AMAZING! 1919 01:17:07,166 --> 01:17:08,291 OH, I'M SO SORRY. 1920 01:17:08,375 --> 01:17:10,542 I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIENDS, ZOE AND ZACH. 1921 01:17:10,625 --> 01:17:12,583 THEY'RE KIND OF ABOUT THE SAME... 1922 01:17:12,667 --> 01:17:13,750 ARE-ARE YOU IN 1923 01:17:13,834 --> 01:17:15,166 MRS. GREENE'S SECOND GRADE CLASS? 1924 01:17:15,250 --> 01:17:18,250 ANYWAY, YOU WOULD TOTALLY LOVE THEM, 1925 01:17:18,333 --> 01:17:19,458 AND THEIR DAD 1926 01:17:19,542 --> 01:17:21,500 IS THE BEST GUY I'VE EVER MET. 1927 01:17:21,583 --> 01:17:23,792 HE IS KIND, AND FUNNY, 1928 01:17:23,875 --> 01:17:26,208 AND... TOTALLY FOR ME. 1929 01:17:28,792 --> 01:17:32,291 HE'S TOTALLY FOR ME. 1930 01:17:33,709 --> 01:17:36,041 HE'S... FOR ME. 1931 01:17:42,166 --> 01:17:44,166 HERE, TAKE THIS. 1932 01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:48,291 I HAVE TO GO. 1933 01:17:48,375 --> 01:17:49,709 I HAVE TO GO. HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 1934 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:53,625 IT IS MY PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU, 1935 01:17:53,709 --> 01:17:54,792 RYAN LARSON, 1936 01:17:54,875 --> 01:17:56,333 A BRILLIANT MAN, 1937 01:17:56,417 --> 01:17:57,417 WHO I KNOW 1938 01:17:57,500 --> 01:17:59,750 WILL BE CREATING MANY MORE PRODUCTS 1939 01:17:59,834 --> 01:18:01,041 FOR YAMAHARO GLOBAL 1940 01:18:01,125 --> 01:18:02,417 IN THE FUTURE. 1941 01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:03,583 RYAN? 1942 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:11,041 THANK YOU. 1943 01:18:11,125 --> 01:18:12,417 UM, FIRST, I JUST WANT TO SAY 1944 01:18:12,500 --> 01:18:13,959 WHAT AN HONOR IT IS 1945 01:18:14,041 --> 01:18:16,917 TO BE ABLE TO PRESENT THIS APPLICATION TO YOU ALL 1946 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,125 TODAY. 1947 01:18:18,208 --> 01:18:19,834 UM... 1948 01:18:19,917 --> 01:18:22,083 SORRY. 1949 01:18:22,166 --> 01:18:24,667 UM... 1950 01:18:24,750 --> 01:18:25,834 YEAH. 1951 01:18:25,917 --> 01:18:27,125 I, UM... 1952 01:18:28,333 --> 01:18:30,625 I CREATED "FOOD WITH FRIENDS" 1953 01:18:30,709 --> 01:18:33,709 BECAUSE I WANTED SOCIAL MEDIA TO BE MORE... 1954 01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:35,250 SOCIAL. 1955 01:18:35,333 --> 01:18:38,208 UM, I WANTED TO REALLY... 1956 01:18:38,291 --> 01:18:39,917 CONNECT PEOPLE. 1957 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:42,333 FACE TO FACE. 1958 01:18:42,417 --> 01:18:44,000 SO, 1959 01:18:44,083 --> 01:18:45,792 IMAGINE 1960 01:18:45,875 --> 01:18:48,000 IF YOU COULD SIT DOWN WITH A COMPLETE STRANGER 1961 01:18:48,083 --> 01:18:51,166 AND FORM A BOND. 1962 01:18:51,250 --> 01:18:52,792 MAYBE YOU FIND SOME COMMON GROUND 1963 01:18:52,875 --> 01:18:54,625 AND MAKE A NEW FRIEND. 1964 01:18:54,709 --> 01:18:56,959 MAYBE IT'S JUST A... 1965 01:18:57,041 --> 01:19:00,125 YOU KNOW, A NICE BREAK IN THE DAY. 1966 01:19:00,208 --> 01:19:02,166 UM... 1967 01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:12,709 YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY, I, UM... 1968 01:19:12,792 --> 01:19:15,458 I'VE SPENT ALL MY TIME LATELY 1969 01:19:15,542 --> 01:19:16,875 WORKING ON THIS PRESENTATION, 1970 01:19:16,959 --> 01:19:19,333 BECAUSE I-- I REALLY BELIEVE-- 1971 01:19:19,417 --> 01:19:21,750 WE BELIEVE-- 1972 01:19:21,834 --> 01:19:27,375 THAT "FOOD WITH FRIENDS" WILL CONNECT PEOPLE. 1973 01:19:27,458 --> 01:19:29,875 BUT AS A RESULT, 1974 01:19:29,959 --> 01:19:33,208 I'VE MISSED OUT ON-- ON TIME 1975 01:19:33,291 --> 01:19:35,667 WITH THE PEOPLE THAT I LOVE MOST. 1976 01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:41,959 TIME I CAN'T GET BACK. 1977 01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:45,000 SO, IF YOU'LL FORGIVE ME, 1978 01:19:45,083 --> 01:19:48,959 I WILL NOW TURN IT OVER 1979 01:19:49,041 --> 01:19:52,083 TO THE INSIGHTFUL AND GENEROUS 1980 01:19:52,166 --> 01:19:54,959 ABIGAIL MORWELL 1981 01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:57,500 TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THIS AMAZING APPLICATION. 1982 01:19:57,583 --> 01:19:58,542 THANK YOU. ARIGATO. 1983 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:00,959 SORRY. 1984 01:20:01,041 --> 01:20:02,333 DON'T BE. 1985 01:20:02,417 --> 01:20:03,917 I GOT IT FROM HERE. 1986 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:04,917 I KNOW YOU DO. 1987 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:05,959 OKAY. 1988 01:20:06,041 --> 01:20:06,875 KNOCK 'EM DEAD. 1989 01:20:09,125 --> 01:20:10,166 ALL RIGHT, 1990 01:20:10,250 --> 01:20:12,083 LET ME FIRST THANK MR. HAGASHIMOTO 1991 01:20:12,166 --> 01:20:13,667 AND HIS ASSOCIATES FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT... 1992 01:20:20,792 --> 01:20:21,709 OH. 1993 01:20:28,792 --> 01:20:30,166 I THINK I'VE GOT IT. 1994 01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:31,709 ALL RIGHT, I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO SPIDER, MM-MM. 1995 01:20:34,375 --> 01:20:35,583 TRICK OR TREAT! 1996 01:20:35,667 --> 01:20:37,667 -DAD! -YOU MADE IT! 1997 01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:40,792 THERE'S NO WAY I WAS GONNA MISS OUT 1998 01:20:40,875 --> 01:20:42,166 ON GOING TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH YOU GUYS. 1999 01:20:42,250 --> 01:20:43,417 THANKS, JEAN, I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE. 2000 01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:44,542 HOW DID IT GO WITH GLOBAL? 2001 01:20:44,625 --> 01:20:45,709 OH, GREAT. 2002 01:20:45,792 --> 01:20:47,458 ABIGAIL'S WOWING THEM AS WE SPEAK. 2003 01:20:47,542 --> 01:20:48,792 WELL, THEN... 2004 01:20:48,875 --> 01:20:49,792 HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 2005 01:20:49,875 --> 01:20:51,458 HAVE FUN, KIDS. 2006 01:20:51,542 --> 01:20:52,417 THANKS AGAIN. 2007 01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:53,750 BYE! 2008 01:20:53,834 --> 01:20:55,041 OKAY, GUYS, LISTEN UP, 2009 01:20:55,125 --> 01:20:57,166 I THINK I'VE GOT THE PERFECT PLACE 2010 01:20:57,250 --> 01:20:59,959 TO START TRICK-OR-TREATING. 2011 01:21:00,041 --> 01:21:01,917 YES! 2012 01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:03,709 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A COSTUME. 2013 01:21:07,166 --> 01:21:09,250 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 2014 01:21:09,333 --> 01:21:10,792 THIS IS THE BEST EVER! 2015 01:21:10,875 --> 01:21:12,458 YEAH. 2016 01:21:12,542 --> 01:21:16,000 OH, EXCUSE ME, SORRY. 2017 01:21:16,083 --> 01:21:17,375 SORRY. EXCUSE ME. 2018 01:21:17,458 --> 01:21:19,208 UH-OH, EXCUSE ME. SORRY. 2019 01:21:19,291 --> 01:21:21,709 IT'S A HUMAN FISH, COMING THROUGH. 2020 01:21:22,834 --> 01:21:24,917 ...TEN BAGS FULL OF CANDY... 2021 01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:26,834 WELL... 2022 01:21:26,917 --> 01:21:28,041 HOW DO I LOOK? 2023 01:21:28,125 --> 01:21:29,458 YOU LOOK GREAT. 2024 01:21:29,542 --> 01:21:31,792 WHAT ARE YOU? 2025 01:21:31,875 --> 01:21:33,709 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M A KNIGHT IN SHINING... 2026 01:21:33,792 --> 01:21:34,709 I'M YOUR DAD. LET'S GO. 2027 01:21:34,792 --> 01:21:36,166 WE NEED OUR BAGS. 2028 01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:37,291 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, 2029 01:21:37,375 --> 01:21:38,709 GET YOUR PILLOWCASES, THEY'RE BIGGER. 2030 01:21:38,792 --> 01:21:39,709 GO, GO, GO. 2031 01:21:39,792 --> 01:21:41,083 COME ON, ZACH. 2032 01:21:49,583 --> 01:21:51,875 YOU'RE HERE. 2033 01:21:51,959 --> 01:21:54,125 YOU'RE HERE. 2034 01:21:54,208 --> 01:21:55,542 WHAT ABOUT YOUR PRESENTATION? 2035 01:21:56,709 --> 01:21:58,750 THIS IS MY PRESENTATION, 2036 01:21:58,834 --> 01:22:00,667 I MEAN, I GOT TIN FOIL, I GOT A SWORD, 2037 01:22:00,750 --> 01:22:02,291 TOWEL... 2038 01:22:03,792 --> 01:22:04,750 IT SUITS YOU. 2039 01:22:06,333 --> 01:22:08,125 WE WERE JUST GOING TO FIND YOU. 2040 01:22:09,959 --> 01:22:11,917 YOU FOUND ME. 2041 01:22:13,083 --> 01:22:17,417 POPPY, WE DON'T NEED A NANNY. 2042 01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:19,208 WE JUST NEED YOU. 2043 01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:22,709 I NEED YOU. 2044 01:22:23,834 --> 01:22:25,166 REALLY? 2045 01:22:25,250 --> 01:22:27,417 HOW DOES... 2046 01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:30,083 "PERMANENTLY YOURS" SOUND? 2047 01:22:33,166 --> 01:22:36,291 WELL, I'M GOING TO NEED TO MAKE A NEW BUSINESS CARD. 2048 01:22:36,375 --> 01:22:37,792 I KNOW. 2049 01:22:51,041 --> 01:22:52,333 SHE'S BACK. 2050 01:22:52,417 --> 01:22:53,417 SHE REALLY IS A MERMAID. 2051 01:23:03,208 --> 01:23:05,125 SHE'S OUR MERMAID. 2052 01:23:12,792 --> 01:23:14,750 HEY, THERE'S THIS HOUSE ON THE NEXT BLOCK 2053 01:23:14,834 --> 01:23:16,750 THAT WE HAVE TO START TRICK-OR-TREATING AT. 2054 01:23:16,834 --> 01:23:19,333 OH, YEAH? THEY GOT THE RIGHT STUFF? 2055 01:23:19,417 --> 01:23:21,917 THEY'VE GOT ZOMBIES! 122475

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