Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,923 --> 00:00:06,362
♪
2
00:00:06,405 --> 00:00:10,061
And repairs are complete.
Should we head back in?
3
00:00:10,105 --> 00:00:13,456
Wow, would you look at that?
4
00:00:13,499 --> 00:00:15,284
[all sigh]
5
00:00:15,327 --> 00:00:17,199
Captain, we just received
a distress call
6
00:00:17,242 --> 00:00:18,461
from the Bakersfield.
7
00:00:18,504 --> 00:00:20,376
They're caught in
a temporal causality loop.
8
00:00:20,419 --> 00:00:22,595
Wait a minute, I'm getting
the same distress call again.
9
00:00:22,639 --> 00:00:24,336
Hold on. And now again.
10
00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:25,903
Sounds like a time loop
all right.
11
00:00:25,946 --> 00:00:27,600
We'd better hurry.
Warp me.
12
00:00:27,644 --> 00:00:29,211
A view like this
makes you realize
13
00:00:29,254 --> 00:00:30,777
it doesn't matter what deck
you work on.
14
00:00:30,821 --> 00:00:32,257
We're all in it together.
15
00:00:34,738 --> 00:00:36,131
MARINER:
And they left us.
16
00:00:36,174 --> 00:00:37,958
They left us.
How much oxygen do we have?
17
00:00:38,002 --> 00:00:39,482
A lot, a little?
Ballpark?
18
00:00:39,525 --> 00:00:41,092
Oh, I'm sure they'll turn back
at any second
19
00:00:41,136 --> 00:00:43,790
and we'll have a good laugh
about it. [chuckles]
20
00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,275
[all shivering]
21
00:00:50,319 --> 00:00:53,322
See, guys? We're laughing.
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
22
00:00:53,365 --> 00:00:55,367
♪
23
00:01:12,776 --> 00:01:14,778
♪
24
00:01:49,204 --> 00:01:51,162
♪
25
00:02:06,743 --> 00:02:09,920
There we go, nothing a little
lung rejuvenation won't fix.
26
00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,313
See? You're fine.
27
00:02:11,356 --> 00:02:12,836
Oh, yeah, act like
it's not a big deal
28
00:02:12,879 --> 00:02:15,099
that you left us to
die in the void.
29
00:02:15,143 --> 00:02:16,622
This all could have been
avoided if you'd
30
00:02:16,666 --> 00:02:19,277
followed protocol and signed out
your magnet boots.
31
00:02:19,321 --> 00:02:20,539
Or maybe that wouldn't have
even mattered
32
00:02:20,583 --> 00:02:23,107
since lower decks
are so expendable to you.
33
00:02:23,151 --> 00:02:26,676
Ridiculous! We're all equals
on this ship, right?
34
00:02:26,719 --> 00:02:28,939
-Uh, they sleep in a hallway.
-Oh.
35
00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,288
I'm not going to argue
with you, Beckett.
36
00:02:30,332 --> 00:02:32,116
I have to make impossible
life-and-death decisions
37
00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,596
every day.
38
00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:36,120
Yeah, no kidding, it's always
ourlife or death.
39
00:02:36,164 --> 00:02:38,949
Ditch the attitude!
A Starfleet drill instructor
40
00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,386
is going to be
testing the crew later today,
41
00:02:41,430 --> 00:02:44,215
and I don't need you
messing up our score
42
00:02:44,259 --> 00:02:46,130
because you've got
a chip on your shoulder.
43
00:02:46,174 --> 00:02:47,958
Oh, great, yeah, well, I hope
one of the drills
44
00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:51,440
tests to see if anyone on the
bridge is a giant piece of...
45
00:02:51,483 --> 00:02:54,399
I heard the drill instructor's
Pandronian.
46
00:02:54,443 --> 00:02:56,706
You know they can split
their bodies into three parts?
47
00:02:56,749 --> 00:02:59,926
-I thought I was
a triple threat. -Ugh.
48
00:02:59,970 --> 00:03:01,537
MARINER:
Drills, what a waste of time.
49
00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:04,888
I'd even take real work over
this, like fake pretend work.
50
00:03:04,931 --> 00:03:07,804
Good morning, Cerritos!
51
00:03:07,847 --> 00:03:09,893
This one is Shari Yn Yem,
52
00:03:09,936 --> 00:03:12,504
your friendly Starfleet
drill administrator.
53
00:03:12,548 --> 00:03:15,681
Like many of you, this one
started from the bottom,
54
00:03:15,725 --> 00:03:19,424
but with hard work, and plenty
of drills, this one is now...
55
00:03:19,468 --> 00:03:20,947
at the top!
56
00:03:20,991 --> 00:03:23,080
[cheering, whooping]
57
00:03:23,123 --> 00:03:25,996
These simulator holopods are
each programed
58
00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,564
with individualized drills
based on
59
00:03:28,607 --> 00:03:31,741
situations other Starfleet crews
have experienced.
60
00:03:31,784 --> 00:03:34,831
Every pod has a certain amount
of points you can earn
61
00:03:34,874 --> 00:03:36,267
for doing a good job.
62
00:03:36,311 --> 00:03:38,487
Everyone's score is displayed
right here,
63
00:03:38,530 --> 00:03:41,490
so you can see how you stack up
against your fellow crew.
64
00:03:41,533 --> 00:03:44,057
Almost seems unfair to
make them compete with us.
65
00:03:44,101 --> 00:03:45,798
Gonna be a piece of cake.
66
00:03:45,842 --> 00:03:47,626
This one will be
flipping your ranks.
67
00:03:47,670 --> 00:03:51,282
Low-level officers will be
given command of the bridge,
68
00:03:51,326 --> 00:03:54,590
while senior officers will be
placed on the lower decks!
69
00:03:54,633 --> 00:03:56,287
Excuse me. What?!
70
00:03:56,331 --> 00:03:59,072
Well, there's no better way to
evaluate a crew's readiness
71
00:03:59,116 --> 00:04:00,770
than from the bottom up,
Captain.
72
00:04:00,813 --> 00:04:03,947
-Or should I say, Ensign?
-[cheering]
73
00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:07,211
-[excited chatter]
-TENDI: Oh, yeah! This rules!
74
00:04:07,255 --> 00:04:09,344
I get to be senior
medical officer!
75
00:04:09,387 --> 00:04:12,042
Ooh, baby, I'm chief engineer!
76
00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,173
Good day to you,
Captain Boimler.
77
00:04:13,217 --> 00:04:15,828
Good day to you,
Captain Mariner.
78
00:04:15,872 --> 00:04:17,482
They actually think they're
going to be able
79
00:04:17,526 --> 00:04:19,005
to handle our jobs?
80
00:04:19,049 --> 00:04:20,529
This is gonna be rich.
81
00:04:20,572 --> 00:04:22,357
All right, deck 12,
follow the yellow line.
82
00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,054
Move it along, lower decks.
83
00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,534
-[grumbling]
-Aw, son of a...
84
00:04:27,318 --> 00:04:30,016
-All right, let's get into it.
-[knuckles crack]
85
00:04:30,060 --> 00:04:31,975
I wanna rack up some points
early so I can spend
86
00:04:32,018 --> 00:04:34,412
the rest of the day soaking
in my commander's tub.
87
00:04:34,456 --> 00:04:37,589
-COMPUTER:
Mirror Universe Encounter. -Mirror universe?
88
00:04:37,633 --> 00:04:41,680
This is easy. Yeah. I can
pretend to be evil. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
89
00:04:41,724 --> 00:04:44,292
As captain, you must infiltrate
the Terran Empire
90
00:04:44,335 --> 00:04:47,164
and find a way back
to your own dimension.
91
00:04:47,207 --> 00:04:49,775
[clears throat]
Long live the Empire.
92
00:04:49,819 --> 00:04:53,388
I love to hate.
Whattup, Migleemo?
93
00:04:53,431 --> 00:04:55,868
-[screeches]
-Yikes.
94
00:04:55,912 --> 00:05:00,220
Ugh, nothing makes me hornier
than torturing someone.
95
00:05:00,264 --> 00:05:01,744
I'm horny all the time.
96
00:05:01,787 --> 00:05:04,399
And being horny always gets me
in the mood to torture.
97
00:05:04,442 --> 00:05:06,879
You can lose a whole day
to that cycle.
98
00:05:06,923 --> 00:05:09,882
Okay, screw finding an ally,
let's take over the ship and see
99
00:05:09,926 --> 00:05:11,928
if we can dismantle the
Terran Empire from the inside.
100
00:05:11,971 --> 00:05:14,757
COMPUTER:
Deviation from mission parameters
101
00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,062
results in loss of points.
102
00:05:16,106 --> 00:05:17,325
Okay, all right, I get it, yeah.
103
00:05:17,368 --> 00:05:19,109
You're not exactly rewarding
creativity.
104
00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,285
Who dareth bump into me?!
105
00:05:21,329 --> 00:05:24,157
Oh, I dareth.
I double-dog dareth.
106
00:05:24,201 --> 00:05:25,637
Ah! Ooh!
107
00:05:25,681 --> 00:05:27,335
Okay, good. Just checking.
108
00:05:29,119 --> 00:05:32,035
I need to figure out a way to
impress or kill the captain
109
00:05:32,078 --> 00:05:34,342
so I can get on
a more sinister ship.
110
00:05:34,385 --> 00:05:36,518
[cackles]
111
00:05:36,561 --> 00:05:38,128
Long live the Empire.
112
00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,391
Long live the-- wait,
did you just salute me
113
00:05:40,435 --> 00:05:41,610
with your left hand?
114
00:05:41,653 --> 00:05:43,351
Our Mariner is right-handed.
115
00:05:43,394 --> 00:05:46,397
Uh, no, I just,
uh, I strained this shoulder
116
00:05:46,441 --> 00:05:47,833
flogging a Vulcan.
117
00:05:47,877 --> 00:05:50,401
[shrieks]
Get her!
118
00:05:50,445 --> 00:05:52,577
-Whoa!
-[crackling]
119
00:05:52,621 --> 00:05:55,363
-[cries out]
-[zapping]
120
00:05:55,406 --> 00:05:56,886
COMPUTER:
Fail.
121
00:05:56,929 --> 00:05:58,888
-Damn.
-Don't worry, Commander.
122
00:05:58,931 --> 00:06:00,498
You'll have other opportunities
123
00:06:00,542 --> 00:06:02,979
[singsongy]:
to get a-head.
124
00:06:03,022 --> 00:06:05,808
-That's one of my faves.
-[grumbles]
125
00:06:05,851 --> 00:06:08,985
Medical ethics.
Chief medical officer.
126
00:06:09,028 --> 00:06:12,118
Your mission: navigate
a paralyzed Klingon's request
127
00:06:12,162 --> 00:06:13,555
for an honorable death.
128
00:06:13,598 --> 00:06:15,165
Oh, uh, okay.
129
00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,819
You must help me kill myself.
130
00:06:16,862 --> 00:06:18,908
I broke my back
picking up a peanut.
131
00:06:18,951 --> 00:06:21,432
Well, as head of medical,
I'm not supposed to do any harm.
132
00:06:21,476 --> 00:06:22,564
-[buzzes]
-Huh?
133
00:06:22,607 --> 00:06:23,565
Points deducted.
134
00:06:23,608 --> 00:06:25,958
What? Oh.
I guess in that case,
135
00:06:26,002 --> 00:06:28,657
let's send you off
to Sto-vo-kor.
136
00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:31,224
No! You must use
my ceremonial blade!
137
00:06:31,268 --> 00:06:33,488
Ew. No. It'll be quick
and painless this way.
138
00:06:33,531 --> 00:06:35,098
Points deducted.
139
00:06:35,141 --> 00:06:37,274
Huh? I-I gotta hurt him?
140
00:06:37,317 --> 00:06:39,232
You refuse to honor my culture?!
141
00:06:39,276 --> 00:06:41,060
Oh, no, no, sir,
I-I wanna kill you, I...
142
00:06:41,104 --> 00:06:43,498
Just give me the knife. Aah!
143
00:06:43,541 --> 00:06:45,848
Good God, what did you do?
144
00:06:45,891 --> 00:06:47,110
This Klingon isn't dead.
145
00:06:47,153 --> 00:06:48,981
I-I was trying to save him?
146
00:06:49,025 --> 00:06:51,636
-What? Come on. Come on.
-Faster. Kill me. Kill!
147
00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,856
We have to get this warrior
an honorable death, stat!
148
00:06:53,899 --> 00:06:57,512
-Get me 300cc's of
any type of poison. -I have to die!
149
00:06:57,555 --> 00:07:00,253
[bleep] They have giant hearts,
so many backup organs.
150
00:07:00,297 --> 00:07:03,648
Sir, it's done. There's
nothing else we can do.
151
00:07:03,692 --> 00:07:05,607
Damn it. Call it.
152
00:07:05,650 --> 00:07:07,913
Time of life, 0900.
153
00:07:07,957 --> 00:07:10,046
No!
154
00:07:10,089 --> 00:07:11,743
-TENDI: Sorry.
-COMPUTER: Fail.
155
00:07:17,096 --> 00:07:19,055
Old West planet.
156
00:07:19,098 --> 00:07:21,623
As captain, you must survive
a lawless frontier town
157
00:07:21,666 --> 00:07:23,799
in Earth's 19th century.
158
00:07:23,842 --> 00:07:25,583
But beware, for you are
a wanted man...
159
00:07:25,627 --> 00:07:27,455
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Trapped in cowboy land.
160
00:07:27,498 --> 00:07:29,108
It's a Starfleet classic.
Yeehaw.
161
00:07:29,152 --> 00:07:31,154
-Just gotta find the saloon...
-[buzzes]
162
00:07:31,197 --> 00:07:34,026
What? I haven't even done
anything creative.
163
00:07:34,070 --> 00:07:36,159
Oh, we have to ride
the horses. Okay.
164
00:07:36,202 --> 00:07:38,291
Seems kinda like a narrow
parameter for a drill.
165
00:07:38,335 --> 00:07:40,032
[neighs loudly]
166
00:07:40,076 --> 00:07:43,209
Calm down, horses love me;
I'm a maverick.
167
00:07:43,253 --> 00:07:45,951
-[neighs]
-[grunts] Whoa! Aah!
168
00:07:45,995 --> 00:07:48,693
[grunts]
Help! Aah! Ow! Bad horse.
169
00:07:48,737 --> 00:07:49,781
COMPUTER:
Fail.
170
00:07:49,825 --> 00:07:51,479
[Mariner crying out]
171
00:07:51,522 --> 00:07:54,177
[clicking tongue]
Mm-mm-mm.
172
00:07:55,439 --> 00:07:57,876
COMPUTER:
The Good of the Many. Chief Engineer,
173
00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,400
enter the chamber
and fix the warp core breach
174
00:08:00,444 --> 00:08:01,750
to save the ship.
175
00:08:01,793 --> 00:08:03,882
-Okey dokey.
-Sir, the radiation!
176
00:08:03,926 --> 00:08:05,231
You can't go in there!
177
00:08:05,275 --> 00:08:08,408
I have to, son.
I'm chief engineer.
178
00:08:08,452 --> 00:08:10,889
-Ooh, that sounds so good.
-[sizzles]
179
00:08:10,933 --> 00:08:14,240
Ow! Hot! Uh, maybe if I...
Aah! Frickin' radiation.
180
00:08:14,284 --> 00:08:15,720
COMPUTER:
Warp core breach imminent.
181
00:08:15,764 --> 00:08:17,505
I know, computer.
But how am I supposed to-- Ow!
182
00:08:17,548 --> 00:08:20,290
Wow, this really shouldn't
be that hard.
183
00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,205
Shut up, Ensign!
Wait, my boot.
184
00:08:22,248 --> 00:08:23,554
Warp core critical.
185
00:08:23,598 --> 00:08:26,165
Ha-ha!
Come on, come on.
186
00:08:26,209 --> 00:08:27,906
Got it!
187
00:08:30,996 --> 00:08:32,520
-[gasps]
-Fail.
188
00:08:32,563 --> 00:08:33,738
[groans]
189
00:08:35,784 --> 00:08:37,742
-Borg Encounter.
-Uh, could you be
190
00:08:37,786 --> 00:08:39,135
a little more
specific than that?
191
00:08:39,178 --> 00:08:40,658
Resist the Borg.
192
00:08:40,702 --> 00:08:42,181
Okay, you know what,
that's fine. I've read literally
193
00:08:42,225 --> 00:08:44,967
everything about the Borg;
I've got this.
194
00:08:45,010 --> 00:08:47,535
Wow, the detail on this
is amazing.
195
00:08:47,578 --> 00:08:51,060
We are Borg.
Resistance is futile.
196
00:08:51,103 --> 00:08:53,062
[gasps]
Whoa, this is so cool!
197
00:08:53,105 --> 00:08:54,846
Oh, sorry. Please, keep going.
Do the thing.
198
00:08:54,890 --> 00:08:57,762
We will add your biological
distinctiveness to our own.
199
00:08:57,806 --> 00:08:59,068
You will be assimilated.
200
00:08:59,111 --> 00:09:00,417
Can't have that.
201
00:09:04,203 --> 00:09:07,467
All right, can't adjust the
frequency anymore... Yoink.
202
00:09:09,557 --> 00:09:10,819
Yeah!
203
00:09:10,862 --> 00:09:12,603
[laughing]
204
00:09:13,648 --> 00:09:16,607
-[babbling]
-Ooh. Oh.
205
00:09:18,478 --> 00:09:19,523
[grunts]
206
00:09:19,567 --> 00:09:22,091
Oh, an escape sphere.
207
00:09:22,134 --> 00:09:23,440
Woo-hoo!
208
00:09:23,483 --> 00:09:25,398
COMPUTER:
Mission accomplished.
209
00:09:25,442 --> 00:09:28,619
Oh, yeah! That's right.
Boimler's the Borg man.
210
00:09:28,663 --> 00:09:31,056
Your score is 79%.
211
00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:33,711
79? No, no, no, no, no,
I can do better than that.
212
00:09:33,755 --> 00:09:35,626
-Can I restart?
-If you score below passing,
213
00:09:35,670 --> 00:09:37,193
you will be locked out.
214
00:09:37,236 --> 00:09:38,194
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hit me.
215
00:09:38,237 --> 00:09:39,195
Come on, let's go.
216
00:09:39,238 --> 00:09:41,937
We are...
217
00:09:43,025 --> 00:09:44,896
[panting]
218
00:09:44,940 --> 00:09:47,159
Come on, Borg baby, this time
you're coming with me.
219
00:09:48,030 --> 00:09:48,900
[grunts]
220
00:09:48,944 --> 00:09:50,249
Woo-hoo!
221
00:09:50,293 --> 00:09:52,121
COMPUTER:
83%.
222
00:09:52,164 --> 00:09:53,688
[groans]
I can do better.
223
00:09:53,731 --> 00:09:55,472
♪
224
00:09:55,515 --> 00:09:56,604
[grunts]
225
00:09:57,866 --> 00:09:58,780
Woo-hoo!
226
00:10:00,172 --> 00:10:01,521
COMPUTER:
84%.
227
00:10:01,565 --> 00:10:05,090
Do it again. Hit me!
228
00:10:05,134 --> 00:10:06,396
Naked Time?
229
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,006
As captain,
you must save your crew,
230
00:10:08,050 --> 00:10:09,399
who are under the influence
of a virus
231
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,097
that reduces their inhibitions.
232
00:10:12,141 --> 00:10:14,578
Oh, no, this is
that disease that made everyone
233
00:10:14,622 --> 00:10:16,145
fight and have sex
all over the place.
234
00:10:16,188 --> 00:10:19,539
Can you resist your own
temptations and save the ship?
235
00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:21,890
-Come on, girl. Last one.
You got this. -[laughter, shouting]
236
00:10:21,933 --> 00:10:24,806
Wow, everyone's very slick
and sliding around.
237
00:10:24,849 --> 00:10:27,678
Keep your hands to yourselves.
Hey, that's an anus!
238
00:10:27,722 --> 00:10:28,810
[moaning]
239
00:10:28,853 --> 00:10:30,681
-Oh.
-[giggles] Ooh.
240
00:10:30,725 --> 00:10:32,422
Oh!
[screams]
241
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,859
I can't tell where
I end and you begin.
242
00:10:34,903 --> 00:10:37,296
It's naked time!
243
00:10:37,340 --> 00:10:39,647
Oh, fail me, fail me!
Seriously,
244
00:10:39,690 --> 00:10:41,649
why is this drill still going?
Fail me.
245
00:10:41,692 --> 00:10:43,389
Put me back in the Western!
246
00:10:52,572 --> 00:10:55,488
Ugh, I failed every
single drill.
247
00:10:55,532 --> 00:10:57,360
At least you weren't
responsible for the destruction
248
00:10:57,403 --> 00:10:58,709
of a whole ship.
249
00:10:58,753 --> 00:11:00,319
All those life-and-death
decisions,
250
00:11:00,363 --> 00:11:02,931
I honestly don't know how
Dr. T'Ana does it every day.
251
00:11:02,974 --> 00:11:05,455
Mmm. Computer, what is this?
252
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,370
COMPUTER:
That is pesto.
253
00:11:07,413 --> 00:11:08,937
Where's Boimler? He lives
for this kind of spread.
254
00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:10,765
Last I heard, he was still
doing his drill.
255
00:11:10,808 --> 00:11:12,941
Yeah, right. I bet he
bombed out just like us
256
00:11:12,984 --> 00:11:14,682
and he doesn't want to admit it.
257
00:11:14,725 --> 00:11:16,292
-♪
-[grunting]
258
00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,208
We got your signal.
How were you able to...
259
00:11:19,251 --> 00:11:20,905
Just fly.
260
00:11:23,168 --> 00:11:25,562
-94%.
-Again.
261
00:11:25,605 --> 00:11:27,782
Your score is already
in the top ten...
262
00:11:27,825 --> 00:11:29,044
I said again!
263
00:11:29,087 --> 00:11:32,525
[sighs]
It hurts me to say this, but...
264
00:11:32,569 --> 00:11:35,877
maybe the bridge crew's jobs are
actually harder than we thought.
265
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,879
Yeah, well, I'm sure right now
they're finding out
266
00:11:37,922 --> 00:11:40,533
just how hard it is to
do our jobs, too.
267
00:11:40,577 --> 00:11:42,884
[snoring]
268
00:11:42,927 --> 00:11:45,800
I almost forgot how easy being
a lower-decker is.
269
00:11:45,843 --> 00:11:48,672
All I did was stand in the
back of a banquet all day.
270
00:11:48,716 --> 00:11:50,456
I just waited in
the transporter bay
271
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,197
in case anybody
needed to be transported.
272
00:11:52,241 --> 00:11:54,112
Why did we ever rank up again?
273
00:11:54,156 --> 00:11:55,984
So what if their showers
are a little cramped,
274
00:11:56,027 --> 00:11:57,289
or their replicators
can only make
275
00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:59,422
one slice of pizza at a time?
276
00:11:59,465 --> 00:12:01,163
A small price to pay
for no worries
277
00:12:01,206 --> 00:12:02,773
and no responsibilities.
278
00:12:02,817 --> 00:12:05,297
Even these close quarters
don't bother me.
279
00:12:05,341 --> 00:12:08,823
[sighs] Mmm.
280
00:12:08,866 --> 00:12:11,782
[sighs] Yep, I could get used
to this easy life.
281
00:12:13,784 --> 00:12:16,134
-[alarm blaring]
-Ow! What the [bleep]?!
282
00:12:16,178 --> 00:12:18,136
[all grumbling]
283
00:12:19,659 --> 00:12:21,009
COMPUTER:
Klingon Encounter.
284
00:12:21,052 --> 00:12:24,012
Really? I think I know how
to handle one of those.
285
00:12:24,055 --> 00:12:27,450
Ensigns, your mission is to
support your commanders.
286
00:12:27,493 --> 00:12:28,973
-[rumbling]
-[shouting]
287
00:12:29,017 --> 00:12:31,584
Stop goofing around, Ensigns!
The ship's under attack!
288
00:12:31,628 --> 00:12:33,848
-What happened?
-Don't worry about it. Get to work.
289
00:12:33,891 --> 00:12:36,154
These crates aren't gonna
stack themselves.
290
00:12:36,198 --> 00:12:39,114
Really? There are Klingons on
the other side of the hull,
291
00:12:39,157 --> 00:12:41,029
and this is our job?
292
00:12:41,072 --> 00:12:42,552
Aw, son of a...
293
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,727
-[rumbling]
-[grunts]
294
00:12:43,771 --> 00:12:45,424
If they wanted us
to stack these,
295
00:12:45,468 --> 00:12:47,470
then why are they shaped
like this?!
296
00:12:47,513 --> 00:12:48,688
Quick! Have you seen
a Q come through here?
297
00:12:48,732 --> 00:12:50,734
-Q is on the ship?
-Forget I said anything.
298
00:12:50,778 --> 00:12:53,171
Commander, wait.
We're Starfleet officers.
299
00:12:53,215 --> 00:12:54,651
We can help you,
just tell us what's...
300
00:12:54,694 --> 00:12:57,349
The Jem'Hadar?
Get to battle stations!
301
00:12:57,393 --> 00:12:58,698
Damn it!
302
00:12:58,742 --> 00:13:00,309
Aha! I got it.
303
00:13:00,352 --> 00:13:02,659
[rumbling]
304
00:13:02,702 --> 00:13:04,269
Failed!
305
00:13:08,317 --> 00:13:11,407
Now that both sides have been
put through individual tests,
306
00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:14,802
your last drill will be
a joint exercise:
307
00:13:14,845 --> 00:13:16,107
a simulated experience
308
00:13:16,151 --> 00:13:18,501
that uses your real bridge.
309
00:13:18,544 --> 00:13:21,417
The true test of a crew is
seeing how you can
310
00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:22,984
unite as a single team.
311
00:13:23,027 --> 00:13:25,377
"Steal the Cerritos
from spacedock
312
00:13:25,421 --> 00:13:27,292
and use it to save Spock
on the Genesis planet."
313
00:13:27,336 --> 00:13:29,642
-Okay, yeah.
-An oldie but a goodie.
314
00:13:29,686 --> 00:13:32,558
And just what do you think
you're doing, Ensign Freeman?
315
00:13:32,602 --> 00:13:34,473
[grumbles]
Force of habit.
316
00:13:34,517 --> 00:13:36,736
All right, look alive, people.
Yeoman Ransom,
317
00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:38,869
let's get some fresh coffee
on deck.
318
00:13:38,913 --> 00:13:40,349
Yes, sir.
319
00:13:40,392 --> 00:13:42,481
Ensign Freeman, full thrusters,
take us out.
320
00:13:42,525 --> 00:13:45,702
Aye, Captain.
90 seconds to spacedock.
321
00:13:45,745 --> 00:13:47,269
[Shaxs grunting]
322
00:13:47,312 --> 00:13:48,966
Ensign Shaxs,
what are you doing?
323
00:13:49,010 --> 00:13:51,055
Requesting permission to
stretch, Captain.
324
00:13:51,099 --> 00:13:54,189
My back's killing me
from sleeping in those bunks.
325
00:13:54,232 --> 00:13:57,061
Oh, it's naked time!
326
00:13:57,105 --> 00:13:59,498
Ugh! No.
Stop that. Stop now.
327
00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:00,586
Geez, what's gotten into you?
328
00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:02,110
It's-it's just something
329
00:14:02,153 --> 00:14:03,415
I'm remembering from the drills.
330
00:14:03,459 --> 00:14:04,547
The one where you couldn't even
331
00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:05,722
get on a horse?
332
00:14:05,765 --> 00:14:07,071
How do you know about that?
333
00:14:07,115 --> 00:14:08,856
The drills are public, Beckett.
334
00:14:08,899 --> 00:14:10,248
I watched the playback.
335
00:14:10,292 --> 00:14:12,685
I'm just saying,
two and a half years of lessons
336
00:14:12,729 --> 00:14:15,079
-and that's what you had
to show for it? -[groans]
337
00:14:15,123 --> 00:14:16,341
Congratulations, Ensign.
338
00:14:16,385 --> 00:14:17,908
You've earned yourself
a trip to the brig.
339
00:14:17,952 --> 00:14:19,214
-I've never been sent
to the brig. -[alert beeping]
340
00:14:19,257 --> 00:14:21,390
-Well, now you have.
-On what grounds?
341
00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:22,565
MARINER:
On my grounds!
342
00:14:22,608 --> 00:14:25,263
[overlapping arguing]
343
00:14:25,307 --> 00:14:26,699
-FREEMAN: Beckett,
I am speaking! -[explosion]
344
00:14:26,743 --> 00:14:29,224
Captain, did you want
your coffee with cream or...
345
00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:31,443
Dang.
That's gotta be a record.
346
00:14:31,487 --> 00:14:33,184
Actually, it is.
347
00:14:35,752 --> 00:14:38,189
I can't believe we didn't even
make it out of the spacedock.
348
00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:40,365
There's not even a numerical
score for that.
349
00:14:40,409 --> 00:14:41,976
Just "incomplete."
350
00:14:42,019 --> 00:14:43,934
Oof, somehow that feels worse.
351
00:14:43,978 --> 00:14:45,631
-I guess I...
-You know I...
352
00:14:45,675 --> 00:14:47,329
-Oh, you go.
-No, no, no, you.
353
00:14:47,372 --> 00:14:49,940
[sighs] You know, it's been so
long since I've been an ensign,
354
00:14:49,984 --> 00:14:52,421
I forgot how hard it can be
when you're not in the loop.
355
00:14:52,464 --> 00:14:56,381
In a lot of ways, taking orders
is the more challenging job.
356
00:14:56,425 --> 00:14:58,557
That's nice to hear, but ditto.
357
00:14:58,601 --> 00:15:00,168
Commander-level stuff is hard.
358
00:15:00,211 --> 00:15:02,779
Just the constant tightrope
walk of protocol.
359
00:15:02,822 --> 00:15:04,259
Not worth the pesto.
360
00:15:04,302 --> 00:15:05,608
Guess the carpet's always grayer
361
00:15:05,651 --> 00:15:08,176
-on the other side of the ship.
-Big-time.
362
00:15:08,219 --> 00:15:10,961
-[laughter, chatter]
-T'ANA: Do they know what "stacked" means?
363
00:15:11,005 --> 00:15:13,050
We're [bleep] stacking
for what reason?
364
00:15:13,094 --> 00:15:15,009
FREEMAN:
Hold on.
365
00:15:15,052 --> 00:15:17,098
That's what this has all
been about.
366
00:15:17,141 --> 00:15:18,926
That drills consultant
made us suffer
367
00:15:18,969 --> 00:15:20,536
through all of this crap
368
00:15:20,579 --> 00:15:23,017
just so we'd understand
what the other ranks go through.
369
00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,540
That's the actual drill here.
370
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:26,107
Ugh, you're right!
371
00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:28,239
Where is that
tri-bodied little trickster?
372
00:15:28,283 --> 00:15:29,980
I want to shake her hand.
373
00:15:31,721 --> 00:15:33,418
Yo, Shari Yingo Yango,
374
00:15:33,462 --> 00:15:35,333
-we figured you out, girl.
-You did?
375
00:15:35,377 --> 00:15:38,293
Yeah, these drills were
secretly about team building.
376
00:15:38,336 --> 00:15:40,773
You came in to make us
appreciate each other more.
377
00:15:40,817 --> 00:15:43,472
And it worked! Thanks to you,
the Cerritoscrew will
378
00:15:43,515 --> 00:15:45,300
move forward with
greater empathy
379
00:15:45,343 --> 00:15:47,867
and a deeper
appreciation for each other.
380
00:15:47,911 --> 00:15:51,610
[laughs]
381
00:15:51,654 --> 00:15:55,832
Oh, no, you won't be moving
forward at all.
382
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:57,877
[cackling]
383
00:16:02,534 --> 00:16:03,535
-[cackling]
-What are you--
384
00:16:03,579 --> 00:16:05,929
what is she laughing about?
385
00:16:05,973 --> 00:16:07,148
Oh, come on.
386
00:16:07,191 --> 00:16:08,845
Your drills scores
are well below failing.
387
00:16:08,888 --> 00:16:10,934
Once they're submitted,
Starfleet Command will
388
00:16:10,978 --> 00:16:13,850
relegate and reassign
this entire crew.
389
00:16:13,893 --> 00:16:15,417
So this wasn't about teamwork?
390
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:17,201
Teamwork? No.
391
00:16:17,245 --> 00:16:18,768
This was about
saving my job.
392
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,292
The bigger ships always passed
my drills with no problem.
393
00:16:21,336 --> 00:16:22,902
It was starting to seem
like we didn't
394
00:16:22,946 --> 00:16:24,252
need a drills program at all.
395
00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:26,254
This one needed a crew
to fall short
396
00:16:26,297 --> 00:16:28,473
to prove the drills were
still valuable,
397
00:16:28,517 --> 00:16:30,606
and, oh, did I find a crew.
398
00:16:30,649 --> 00:16:32,695
You targeted us for failure?
399
00:16:32,738 --> 00:16:34,958
This is a ship whose captain
left four ensigns
400
00:16:35,002 --> 00:16:37,482
on a spacewalk to answer
a distress call.
401
00:16:37,526 --> 00:16:39,180
It was a pretty safe bet.
402
00:16:39,223 --> 00:16:42,357
And, of course, it didn't hurt
to goose the drills a bit.
403
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,186
Oh, I knew it. That mirror
universe drill was rigged.
404
00:16:45,229 --> 00:16:47,666
They were all rigged!
[laughs]
405
00:16:47,710 --> 00:16:50,800
And those horses. I would never
get trampled by a horse.
406
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,193
Oh, actually, no,
the horses weren't rigged.
407
00:16:52,236 --> 00:16:53,803
I ran out of time.
That one's on you.
408
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:54,934
Horses love me. Shut up!
409
00:16:54,978 --> 00:16:57,067
We won't let you
get away with this.
410
00:16:57,111 --> 00:16:59,287
Cerritoscrew, we've got
to do more drills
411
00:16:59,330 --> 00:17:00,766
-to get our scores up.
-It's too late.
412
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:03,073
Once the drills
have been failed,
413
00:17:03,117 --> 00:17:04,379
you're locked out.
414
00:17:04,422 --> 00:17:06,859
Soon this one
will submit your final scores
415
00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:08,513
to Starfleet, and that will be
the end of...
416
00:17:08,557 --> 00:17:10,472
Wait, shut up,
the drills aren't over.
417
00:17:10,515 --> 00:17:12,213
-One is still active.
-What? Which one?
418
00:17:12,256 --> 00:17:13,649
-It's Boimler!
-How?
419
00:17:13,692 --> 00:17:15,868
That Borg drill should've
been over hours ago.
420
00:17:15,912 --> 00:17:17,131
Well, it doesn't matter.
421
00:17:17,174 --> 00:17:19,307
One passing score will make
little difference.
422
00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:22,658
-If the drills aren't
finished... -Our scores aren't final!
423
00:17:22,701 --> 00:17:24,181
Boimler, can you hear me?
424
00:17:24,225 --> 00:17:26,575
Hey, Mariner, I was just about
to close out this drill.
425
00:17:26,618 --> 00:17:28,751
-I finally got a perfect...
-FREEMAN: Don't you finish that drill, Ensign.
426
00:17:28,794 --> 00:17:30,057
That's an order!
427
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,710
Captain, but I beat
the Borg Queen in chess,
428
00:17:31,754 --> 00:17:33,973
-and I taught her empathy.
-Just stay in that drill!
429
00:17:34,017 --> 00:17:36,063
The crew is counting on you.
430
00:17:36,106 --> 00:17:37,847
Yeah, Shari Bing Bang
is trying to screw us,
431
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,718
but she can't
until your drill is over.
432
00:17:39,762 --> 00:17:41,546
-Just keep Borging!
-I'm on it.
433
00:17:41,590 --> 00:17:44,158
Resistance is futile.
434
00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:45,637
Aw, man.
435
00:17:45,681 --> 00:17:48,249
You know you've already lost,
right?
436
00:17:48,292 --> 00:17:50,555
All you're doing is
torturing that young officer.
437
00:17:50,599 --> 00:17:52,340
He'll be fine.
He's one of our best.
438
00:17:52,383 --> 00:17:54,124
-He is?
-None of you are the best.
439
00:17:54,168 --> 00:17:55,995
You're on
a California Class ship.
440
00:17:56,039 --> 00:17:58,520
Most of the Federation
doesn't even know you exist.
441
00:17:58,563 --> 00:18:00,478
The smaller the ship,
the tougher the crew.
442
00:18:00,522 --> 00:18:02,219
Oh, please, face the truth.
443
00:18:02,263 --> 00:18:03,655
This one's made the drills.
444
00:18:03,699 --> 00:18:05,875
This one's read all about life
on starships.
445
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,965
Exactly. You've read
how to work in space,
446
00:18:09,008 --> 00:18:11,924
but have you ever been in a real
life-or-death situation?
447
00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:14,362
-That doesn't matter.
-It's about to.
448
00:18:14,405 --> 00:18:16,712
Captain on deck!
Real captain.
449
00:18:16,755 --> 00:18:20,107
Ensign Tendi, run a long-range
scan for any potentially
450
00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:21,717
hazardous anomalies
in this system.
451
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,371
Yes, sir. Is this a new drill?
452
00:18:23,414 --> 00:18:25,329
Oh, no, this is real.
453
00:18:25,373 --> 00:18:27,505
What is that supposed to mean?
454
00:18:27,549 --> 00:18:30,204
All right, let's see, we've got
a tetryon wormhole,
455
00:18:30,247 --> 00:18:31,857
chroniton radiation stream.
456
00:18:31,901 --> 00:18:33,163
Ooh, a loner crystalline entity,
457
00:18:33,207 --> 00:18:35,905
a crystalline entity
consuming a rogue planet,
458
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,950
a couple crystalline entities
getting frisky-- huh.
459
00:18:37,994 --> 00:18:39,517
Lots of, lots of
crystalline entities today.
460
00:18:39,561 --> 00:18:41,693
Must be crystalline entity
season or something.
461
00:18:41,737 --> 00:18:43,478
Ensign, set an intercept course
462
00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:45,001
for one of those
crystalline entities.
463
00:18:45,044 --> 00:18:46,742
-Warp four.
-Aye aye, Captain!
464
00:18:46,785 --> 00:18:49,701
"The Crystalline Entity"
is drill number 89.
465
00:18:49,745 --> 00:18:51,399
A classic. Can't wait.
466
00:18:52,443 --> 00:18:54,271
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, no!
467
00:18:54,315 --> 00:18:55,794
No, no, no, no, no.
[yelps]
468
00:18:55,838 --> 00:18:57,622
Come on, Mariner, whatever
you're doing up there, hurry!
469
00:18:57,666 --> 00:18:59,537
Aah! Borg Queen!
470
00:19:03,062 --> 00:19:05,500
Uh, how-how's the empathy?
471
00:19:05,543 --> 00:19:07,458
We were able to assimilate it.
472
00:19:07,502 --> 00:19:10,766
No, no, no, no, no, my score!
473
00:19:12,811 --> 00:19:14,726
Captain, we've reached
the crystalline entity.
474
00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:17,860
It appears to be feeding on
unstable nebula radiation.
475
00:19:17,903 --> 00:19:20,210
Oh, my, it's bigger
than this one thought.
476
00:19:20,254 --> 00:19:21,472
Unstable, huh?
477
00:19:21,516 --> 00:19:23,561
Seems like something
we should investigate.
478
00:19:23,605 --> 00:19:24,997
Shields up, take us in.
479
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:26,782
What? No! In my drill,
you're never supposed to...
480
00:19:26,825 --> 00:19:28,087
This isn't a drill.
481
00:19:31,352 --> 00:19:32,396
[whimpering]
482
00:19:33,615 --> 00:19:35,356
Shields holding, Captain,
483
00:19:35,399 --> 00:19:37,967
but I'm reading transphasic
energy within the perimeter.
484
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,057
That's a new one.
Let's get a closer look!
485
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:44,278
No! We don't know
the effect of-- [screaming]
486
00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:45,757
Controls are getting choppy.
487
00:19:45,801 --> 00:19:47,759
MARINER: We're caught
in an electromagnetic
488
00:19:47,803 --> 00:19:50,675
resonance belt.
I think we're in trouble!
489
00:19:50,719 --> 00:19:52,808
This is not good!
490
00:19:52,851 --> 00:19:55,071
Whoa!
[screaming]
491
00:19:55,114 --> 00:19:57,421
[whimpering]
492
00:19:59,902 --> 00:20:03,688
Mariner, I really need
to get out of here. Like now!
493
00:20:03,732 --> 00:20:04,950
-[blowing]
-Ooh.
494
00:20:04,994 --> 00:20:06,125
[chuckles]
Kinda tickles.
495
00:20:06,169 --> 00:20:07,866
A remarkable creature.
496
00:20:07,910 --> 00:20:10,565
Your design very nearly passes
as human.
497
00:20:10,608 --> 00:20:12,349
-I am human.
-Oh!
498
00:20:12,393 --> 00:20:15,309
Wow. Then you
need to drink more water.
499
00:20:15,352 --> 00:20:17,049
Your skin is a mess.
500
00:20:17,093 --> 00:20:20,618
But still, I think I should add
your biological distinctiveness
501
00:20:20,662 --> 00:20:23,404
to our own;
it's kind of our thing.
502
00:20:23,447 --> 00:20:25,144
Are-are you sure?
Because I've got
503
00:20:25,188 --> 00:20:26,798
hay fever and acid reflux.
504
00:20:26,842 --> 00:20:30,149
Adding me might result in a net
negative for the collective.
505
00:20:30,193 --> 00:20:31,760
[screaming]
506
00:20:33,979 --> 00:20:35,894
Oh, this one's gonna puke.
[cries out]
507
00:20:35,938 --> 00:20:38,897
We need to fire a graviton
pulse to punch a hole out.
508
00:20:38,941 --> 00:20:42,249
On my mark. Mmm...
509
00:20:42,292 --> 00:20:44,729
Say "mark"! Say "mark"!
What are you waiting for?!
510
00:20:44,773 --> 00:20:47,689
Just making sure you're as
scared as you're going to get.
511
00:20:47,732 --> 00:20:49,299
-You're [bleep] crazy!
-Mark!
512
00:20:49,343 --> 00:20:50,257
Full impulse!
513
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:52,911
[Shari screaming]
514
00:20:57,351 --> 00:21:00,484
Mariner, find me something else
dangerous to scan.
515
00:21:00,528 --> 00:21:02,747
I'm in the mood
for a black hole.
516
00:21:02,791 --> 00:21:04,183
-Why?!
-We're gonna keep doing this
517
00:21:04,227 --> 00:21:06,316
until you change our score.
518
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,579
There's a black hole feeding on
a temporal rift
519
00:21:08,623 --> 00:21:10,886
just three systems over.
Lots of time quakes.
520
00:21:10,929 --> 00:21:13,367
Sounds perfect. Maximum warp.
521
00:21:15,369 --> 00:21:17,196
You can't blackmail me at
the expense of your crew.
522
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,068
They do this kind of work
every day.
523
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,635
You gonna give us
a passing grade,
524
00:21:20,678 --> 00:21:22,463
or are we just
gonna keep seeking out
525
00:21:22,506 --> 00:21:24,247
dangerous situations for you
526
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:26,336
to see up close?
527
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:28,730
[crying out]
528
00:21:28,773 --> 00:21:31,428
Stop! Stop! We can't!
529
00:21:31,472 --> 00:21:33,604
[screaming]
530
00:21:33,648 --> 00:21:35,693
Get me out of here!
Get me out of here!
531
00:21:35,737 --> 00:21:39,044
[whoops]
We could do this all day, lady!
532
00:21:39,088 --> 00:21:40,307
[alert blaring]
533
00:21:40,350 --> 00:21:44,006
All right, fine.
You win, you win!
534
00:21:44,049 --> 00:21:46,313
There, it's done.
You've passed.
535
00:21:46,356 --> 00:21:48,140
Mr. Rutherford, stop our spin.
536
00:21:48,184 --> 00:21:49,098
Aye, Captain.
537
00:21:50,795 --> 00:21:53,798
[grunts] What? But the
temporal black hole...
538
00:21:53,842 --> 00:21:56,584
Well, that was kind of a lie.
It's just a regular black hole.
539
00:21:56,627 --> 00:21:57,889
Yeah, no biggie.
540
00:21:57,933 --> 00:21:59,195
Which you would have known
if you weren't
541
00:21:59,238 --> 00:22:00,979
a total fraud.
542
00:22:01,023 --> 00:22:03,112
I'll be sure to put that
in my report.
543
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,028
-[cheering, whooping]
-[groans]
544
00:22:06,071 --> 00:22:08,117
Boimler! We did it.
Hey, it's all good.
545
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,597
You can exit the drill now.
546
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:10,989
Boimler?
547
00:22:11,033 --> 00:22:13,601
♪
548
00:22:20,434 --> 00:22:22,479
I can him hear him shuffling
around in there.
549
00:22:22,523 --> 00:22:24,916
Mr. Boimler!
You can come out now.
550
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,309
You saved the ship!
551
00:22:26,353 --> 00:22:29,181
There is no Boimler.
I am Excretus of Borg.
552
00:22:29,225 --> 00:22:30,052
Get him out of there!
553
00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:33,403
[groans weakly]
554
00:22:33,447 --> 00:22:35,318
Assimilate.
I must assimilate!
555
00:22:35,362 --> 00:22:38,147
I, uh-- [whimpering]
Where am I?
556
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,279
You're still on the Cerritos,
Mr. Boimler.
557
00:22:40,323 --> 00:22:42,499
The crew owes you
a debt of gratitude.
558
00:22:42,543 --> 00:22:45,284
I was assimilated.
They-they put implants up my...
559
00:22:45,328 --> 00:22:46,982
Ear is where they put
the implants.
560
00:22:47,025 --> 00:22:49,811
Right in your ear.
Come on, pal, you need a drink.
561
00:22:49,854 --> 00:22:51,943
Did I, did I
get my perfect score?
562
00:22:51,987 --> 00:22:54,206
You sure did.
A hundred percent.
563
00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:57,993
Hell yeah. Hit me. Hit me again.
564
00:23:02,127 --> 00:23:04,173
Shari Yn Yem is no longer
working for Starfleet.
565
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:08,090
Apparently she stepped down
because of on-the-job stress.
566
00:23:08,133 --> 00:23:09,831
Feels good,
ruining a jerk's career.
567
00:23:09,874 --> 00:23:12,573
Agreed. And there was
one thing she did manage
568
00:23:12,616 --> 00:23:14,096
to teach us today.
569
00:23:14,139 --> 00:23:16,098
Whoa, new replicator?
570
00:23:16,141 --> 00:23:18,056
Let's just say we experienced
571
00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:19,536
what the lower decks
have been eating,
572
00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:21,886
and noticed it could
use some improvement.
573
00:23:21,930 --> 00:23:25,586
We updated this one with most of
the senior officer menu codes.
574
00:23:25,629 --> 00:23:26,804
We get pesto?!
575
00:23:26,848 --> 00:23:28,284
If you're going to be
facing danger
576
00:23:28,327 --> 00:23:29,503
on a daily basis,
577
00:23:29,546 --> 00:23:31,418
might as well get
the good stuff.
578
00:23:31,461 --> 00:23:33,594
Thanks, guys.
Aw, this is really nice.
579
00:23:33,637 --> 00:23:34,943
Ooh, ooh, does it make
the lobster mac and cheese
580
00:23:34,986 --> 00:23:36,205
with the breaded top?
581
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,424
SHAXS:
Sounds like the one thing
582
00:23:37,467 --> 00:23:38,599
the Borg left you with
583
00:23:38,642 --> 00:23:40,427
-was your appetite.
-[laughter]
584
00:23:40,470 --> 00:23:42,690
BOIMLER:
They took everything that I was.
585
00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:52,743
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org
586
00:24:40,574 --> 00:24:42,053
[man imitates weapons firing]
587
00:24:44,055 --> 00:24:44,882
Chirp.
588
00:24:44,932 --> 00:24:49,482
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
43774
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
