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[Slow Hip-Hop Beat]
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[Jimmy] I really don't
appreciate your arrogance in that class.
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Ain't enough room for the two
of us in there and you know it!
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Yo Omar, just say the word man.
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Say the word.
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I heard you have a court order
to attend Jane's class, Jimmy.
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And if they find out
you're drinking, it could land you back in jail.
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Am I right?
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You wouldn't.
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I have Jane's number
on speed dial.
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So why don't you just take care
of my tab, and walk away.
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Fine.
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278 bucks?
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- We good for that.
- Yeah, we good for that.
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You got to be kidding me!
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Just make sure you leave a tip,
Jimmy.
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Thanks.
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You got any money?
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You?
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Worthless.
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You uh, take Bitcoin?
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* Strength in numbers
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Nothing but net, baby!
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Hell good lookin bruh.
Stay up.
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* I'm gon' ride for my bros
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* You know if I got
then you got it homie
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* You ain't gotta ask
no questions
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* 'Cause what I look like
working hard just to be selfish
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* You ain't gotta ask
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* If I'm my brother's keeper,
keeper
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* That's my shine
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Robin.
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We have time.
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The judge couldn't remember
if she left her stove on and had to run back home.
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Oh God, I can already tell
it's gone be a long day.
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Tell me about it.
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You clean up well, Mr. Johnson.
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Well I was gonna wear my velour
track suit, but I thought this would be a better choice.
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So did you get it?
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Yep, right here.
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Called Jane last night,
she turned it around this morning.
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This is good.
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I don't know if the judge will
allow it because it's last minute but it's worth a shot.
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I been waiting for this day to
get here and it's finally here.
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Keep in mind, her attorney will
attempt to trigger you by attacking your character.
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Keep your cool,
and keep your game face on, alright?
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Good morning, Naomi.
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Morning Omar.
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Come a long way
since law school Robin.
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You look good.
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See you inside.
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Okay, so what was that
all about?
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Tony was the president
of the Student Law Association.
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We helped each other get through
a few long nights of law school together.
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Oh, so he was your law school
Zaddy?
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Omar, stay focused.
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Alright Robin, I just wanna make
sure a lover's quarrel doesn't break out in the courtroom.
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And I guarantee that you and
Naomi will be the only ones battling it out today.
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Oh, okay.
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Let's go get them.
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Hey, guys, guys,
be very careful, that picture's very special to me, okay?
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You know what,
let me help you line it up.
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Raise it just a little bit.
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Right there,
that's perfect, okay.
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Oh, ow!
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Oh, whew!
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That's, that's my jam!
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Yo.
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Hey!
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Just stopping by to check
on the progress.
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- [Keith] Oh yeah?
- And take you to the courthouse.
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- Oh is it time to go already?
- [Jarvis] Yeah.
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Oh okay.
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Shouldn't you let
the professionals help with those?
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Ah, nah man, it's not that hard.
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I got to reframe Bianca's
picture myself because it needs to be perfect.
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I'm sure she'll appreciate
the hard work and dedication.
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I haven't spoken to her
since she left for Miami, um...
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She might not make the opening.
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You know what man,
I would just focus on your big night.
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Yeah, you're right.
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By the way,
congratulations on your new gig.
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Ah!
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Man y'all moving on up
like George and Weezy!
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Yeah, we don't do it like that.
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You got to get the
snaps and claps.
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Nah, I'm good.
- [Keith] Come on, now.
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Hit it with the one time.
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Aight, you gone make me get into
it, you gone make me get it.
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[Both Mumbling Song]
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Wait, you know what,
messing with you.
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Come on man,
we gone be late.
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Okay, alright yeah,
you're right, you're right. - [Jarvis] Messing with you.
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Hey um, el hammero
no es mi amigo.
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Vamonos!
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Wait up!
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[Jarvis] Come on.
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[Serena] Remind me why we
come here again?
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'Cause it's cheap
and it's my turn to treat, so...
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You ain't slick, Q.
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You okay, 'Rena?
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I'm just irritated.
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Greg got my wig twisted.
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Oh Serena, I heard
about the engagement ring.
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That sucks!
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Couldn't even imagine
being engaged for less than 24 hours.
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I told you not to tell nobody.
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By nobody I didn't know you
meant the somebody it happened to.
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My bad.
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Cindy, you're on ten,
I need you to bring it down to five, okay?
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This is about 'Rena.
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He keeps blowing up my phone!
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Ew, a stalker.
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[LaQuisha] You need to block
that fool.
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My grandmother used to say
peanut butter with no jelly is just a nut.
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Mm, mm, hello,
I should've ordered that.
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I promised myself
I wasn't going to cry.
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- So sad.
- Uh-uh.
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We're reclaiming our right
to celebrate ourselves without needing men to validate us.
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Now, you all cried out now,
gimme your phone.
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What're you doing?
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The best way to get
over somebody is to get under somebody new.
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Setting up your dating profile
on Thirsty.
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It's plenty of fish
in the sea 'Rena.
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Uh-uh, I don't trust no dating
app to find true love.
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That's for people looking
for entanglements.
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That is not true.
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I found my French boo online.
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Just wait til that green card
come in the mail honey.
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What does that mean?
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No.
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I need to learn to love myself
before trying to love another man.
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Fine.
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I got you tickets to see
Anderson .Paak this weekend.
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You know I love me some Paak.
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You know I got you.
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Oh, can I go?
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Sorry sis, I think the tickets
are sold out.
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Oh shoot, we have to go
back to work.
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We've been gone
an hour and fifteen minutes.
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Y'all coming?
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Technically our lunch hour
starts when we sit down to eat,
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not when we clocked out.
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I'm not getting fired.
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I need this job,
y'all have fun!
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See you later!
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Don't bring her to lunch
no more, okay?
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- I'm done, I can't.
- You got to love her.
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On behalf of Mrs. Johnson,
we submitted notarized affidavits
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and video footage from several
witnesses, Your Honor.
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Good afternoon, Judge Baker.
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In response to the video,
we'd like to submit a reference letter
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from an anger management
program.
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You know shots don't count
after the buzzer, right?
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- But your honor--
- It's too late Mrs. Turner.
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The court will render a ruling
based on testimonies given today.
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Call your witness, Moretti.
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The council calls Naomi Johnson.
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Mrs. Johnson.
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Let's cut straight to the chase.
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What is your financial status?
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I'm a celebrity stylist.
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I earn well over
six figures a year.
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Okay.
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Well go on then with
your bad self.
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Any celebrities I might know?
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Um, Ciara, Lil John, Usher.
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Some of my favorites.
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And that sounds fun!
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(whispering)
What?
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Mr. Johnson,
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Occupation and income.
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Mr. Johnson was a Senior VP at
a tech company before becoming a stay-at-home father
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while developing his software
app.
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So no income, got it.
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No, no, no Your Honor,
money is not an issue.
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I was given a nice severance.
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You got severance more times to
interrupt my courtroom, sir.
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I apologize, Your Honor.
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Mrs. Johnson, why are you
seeking sole custody?
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Your Honor, when we started out
it was like a dream.
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I mean on paper we were both
successful and upwardly mobile.
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But then everything changed.
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He became demanding and
it was clear that he wanted a house wife.
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And that is not who I am.
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We started fighting, all the
time.
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I know he didn't put
his hands on you.
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No Your Honor, but um...
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he does spank our son
and his behavior scares me sometimes.
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Thank you for your testimony,
Mrs. Johnson, you may be seated.
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Do you need a recess?
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If we could Your Honor.
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We'll resume in fifteen minutes.
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[Omar] Well I guess we know
who won the Oscar today.
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She was damn convincing.
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But she's lying.
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And the judge won't even let me
speak.
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You know, she probably one of
Naomi's sorority sisters, or something.
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I admit Judge Baker may be a
little unconventional but there's a method to her madness.
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Don't fumble the ball in the end
zone.
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You'll get your chance.
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[Omar] Naomi and I got married
after only six months of dating.
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Now I can admit that it was
a little rushed, but...
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we were really in love.
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When she got pregnant with
our son Caleb,
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I felt like the luckiest man
on the planet.
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But then she was diagnosed
with postpartum,
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and it made things a little
rough in our marriage.
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So rough that you
left for two months.
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Your Honor, I didn't understand
postpartum at the time.
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And we both needed space.
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But we moved past that, Naomi.
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Keep the dialogue towards me,
please.
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So the filing here says you lost
your job when you were arrested, Mr. Johnson?
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It was self-defense Your Honor.
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- He was protecting his wife--
- Your, I got it Robin.
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My first instinct is
to protect, Your Honor.
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Now a man was cursing at my wife
and the first thing I thought was to knock him out.
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And to be perfectly honest,
if I had to do it all over again I would do it the same way.
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I love my wife,
and I love our son.
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Now Naomi thinks that the most
important thing is money.
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Which is fine.
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But to me it's...
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love, and just being together
as a family.
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Mr. Johnson where are you
currently residing?
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Well I'm actually in transition,
since I was kicked out of the house.
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Thank you for your testimony,
you may be seated.
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Thank you.
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Mrs. Turner,
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I think I will take that anger
management reference letter for Mr. Johnson.
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Thank you.
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- It's pretty late.
- I know.
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- Been a long time.
- Hey.
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[Jarvis] Damn.
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[Greg] I'm sorry, man.
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[Jarvis] Yeah, me too.
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Just can't catch a break, huh?
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Yeah.
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the judge uh...
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granted me joint custody!
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- What?
- No!
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[All Cheering]
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- Come on, man.
- Come on, man!
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Stop playing, you had me though.
- Yes, look, look, look though,
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there's one condition.
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I have to get my own place,
so Jarvis, I'm gonna need your help.
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Whatever you need bro,
I got you, it's done.
248
00:11:58,269 --> 00:11:58,970
Hey, um...
249
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,008
[Omar] Naomi!
250
00:12:10,181 --> 00:12:14,853
No matter what happened up there
today, I'm not trynna take anything from you.
251
00:12:21,226 --> 00:12:22,493
Okay.
252
00:12:22,527 --> 00:12:24,495
[Jarvis] It's for your son,
she'll get it.
253
00:12:24,529 --> 00:12:28,667
Yeah um,
think it's too early to ask for spousal support?
254
00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:29,701
Who's man is this?
255
00:12:29,735 --> 00:12:30,869
Keith, shut up.
256
00:12:30,902 --> 00:12:32,337
- It's too, it's too soon.
- [Omar] Keith.
257
00:12:32,370 --> 00:12:33,705
- Just say it's too soon!
- [Jarvis] Wait, wait, what?
258
00:12:33,739 --> 00:12:34,339
[Omar] Just shut up.
259
00:12:34,372 --> 00:12:35,707
Now Danni, slow down.
260
00:12:36,541 --> 00:12:38,710
Okay, tell me exactly what
happened.
261
00:12:40,712 --> 00:12:41,947
I'm on my way.
262
00:12:41,980 --> 00:12:42,781
Aye, you good bro?
263
00:12:42,814 --> 00:12:43,649
I don't know.
264
00:12:44,883 --> 00:12:46,685
Something about some
news reporters outside my office?
265
00:12:46,718 --> 00:12:48,353
- Whoa.
- What?
266
00:12:48,386 --> 00:12:49,587
I got to go.
267
00:12:49,921 --> 00:12:51,723
Yo, I'm happy for you.
268
00:12:55,326 --> 00:12:58,797
* Ain't much above my momma,
my music and then my money
269
00:12:59,931 --> 00:13:01,833
[Greg] Alright,
I think this is it.
270
00:13:02,668 --> 00:13:04,002
Right up here on the right.
271
00:13:08,506 --> 00:13:09,641
There you go.
272
00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:12,978
Push, yeah push the seat.
273
00:13:13,011 --> 00:13:14,145
Just push it up, aight.
274
00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:17,148
And ... okay, thank you!
275
00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:19,017
A little slide, okay.
276
00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:24,055
Watch your step,
have a good day!
277
00:13:24,856 --> 00:13:27,358
Excuse me ma'am, excuse me,
like some water?
278
00:13:28,159 --> 00:13:29,494
No, it's cold out here.
279
00:13:31,529 --> 00:13:34,165
* My mind's on my money
280
00:13:34,199 --> 00:13:35,701
- Next time.
- [Greg] Are you serious?
281
00:13:42,207 --> 00:13:42,708
[Scoffs]
282
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,010
On God.
283
00:13:45,043 --> 00:13:47,312
Yo sticky fingers,
don't I know y'all?
284
00:13:47,345 --> 00:13:50,315
Nah fam,
ain't no squares in our circle.
285
00:13:50,348 --> 00:13:50,749
Oh.
286
00:13:51,783 --> 00:13:53,418
Looking like somebody uncle
trynna play cool.
287
00:13:54,385 --> 00:13:55,520
Oh, you got jokes?
288
00:13:55,553 --> 00:13:57,422
Looking like the Migos on a
budget.
289
00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:01,059
Yo, my man, I do know you.
290
00:14:01,092 --> 00:14:02,627
You got an older brother
named Booney, right?
291
00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:04,295
Your name is uh, Reginald.
292
00:14:04,329 --> 00:14:06,597
Wait, your real name is
Reginald?
293
00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:09,735
Yeah, so?
294
00:14:09,768 --> 00:14:11,102
Yeah, I went to school
with Booney.
295
00:14:11,136 --> 00:14:12,503
When, in '79?
296
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,107
Yeah, with your mama.
297
00:14:16,808 --> 00:14:18,977
She still rock them
blonde finger waves?
298
00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:20,245
Aye, it's good man.
299
00:14:20,278 --> 00:14:21,646
Tell her I said what's up.
300
00:14:21,679 --> 00:14:23,448
Yo, I ain't seen Booney
in a minute man.
301
00:14:23,481 --> 00:14:25,951
He used to cheat off my tests
in high school, how's he doing?
302
00:14:25,984 --> 00:14:27,318
He got locked up.
303
00:14:28,153 --> 00:14:28,820
Really?
304
00:14:30,321 --> 00:14:32,457
Damn, sorry to hear that.
305
00:14:34,826 --> 00:14:37,295
You do know you ain't gotta
follow in his footsteps, right?
306
00:14:38,997 --> 00:14:40,531
The world is bigger
than your hood.
307
00:14:41,199 --> 00:14:42,167
I promise you that.
308
00:14:44,335 --> 00:14:45,703
Y'all boys stay up, man.
309
00:14:46,171 --> 00:14:46,872
Be safe.
310
00:14:51,509 --> 00:14:52,343
Yo!
311
00:15:00,218 --> 00:15:02,954
Couldn't sell it anyway man,
it's a old model.
312
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,595
No cracks or nothing, huh?
313
00:15:11,296 --> 00:15:12,931
My man.
314
00:15:14,265 --> 00:15:15,733
I ain't even gone ask
about the wallet.
315
00:15:16,301 --> 00:15:17,969
You wasn't gone
get it back anyway.
316
00:15:22,607 --> 00:15:24,109
Aye, you want to buy some water?
317
00:15:24,142 --> 00:15:25,276
Hell no!
318
00:15:30,782 --> 00:15:34,252
* Problems on my plate
and I don't speak
319
00:15:34,285 --> 00:15:37,255
* Got some goals of mine
with time, I reach, yeah
320
00:15:38,957 --> 00:15:40,892
[Woman] "On the Scene with Gene"
Productions?
321
00:15:40,926 --> 00:15:42,794
Yeah, it's Omar Johnson
for Eugene.
322
00:15:43,829 --> 00:15:44,930
[Woman] Hey Omar,
come on in.
323
00:15:46,664 --> 00:15:48,800
[Eugene] You are on the scene
with 'Gene.
324
00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:52,303
And everybody knows I keeps it
100 when it comes to news, and music and social events.
325
00:15:52,337 --> 00:15:54,105
[Eugene] And I feel compelled
to say something!
326
00:15:54,339 --> 00:15:56,774
It is on me, it is encumbered on
me to say this,
327
00:15:56,808 --> 00:15:58,609
y'all rappers got to
step your game up.
328
00:15:58,643 --> 00:16:00,812
- Oh, don't start that 'Gene.
- I'm serious, I'm serious.
329
00:16:00,846 --> 00:16:04,349
These mumble rappers,
I cannot understand one thing they say.
330
00:16:04,382 --> 00:16:06,551
Because it's not your
generation!
331
00:16:06,584 --> 00:16:08,553
Let them have their moment,
stop player hating.
332
00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:11,156
Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah that's why,
you showing how old you are.
333
00:16:11,189 --> 00:16:12,357
You showing your age.
334
00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:13,859
They don't even say
player hating no more.
335
00:16:13,892 --> 00:16:15,726
- They don't?
- They say clout chasing, or capping.
336
00:16:16,594 --> 00:16:21,732
Alright ladies and gentlemen,
I have a classic, by a true legend, Isaac Hayes.
337
00:16:21,766 --> 00:16:24,735
And let me just tell you this,
young boys take notice.
338
00:16:24,769 --> 00:16:27,538
I'm trynna put you up on game,
pay attention.
339
00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:29,374
Take out your notepads.
340
00:16:29,407 --> 00:16:34,545
These ladies do not want to hear
trap music on the first date, okay?
341
00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:35,914
Take that advice,
342
00:16:35,947 --> 00:16:37,415
and thank me later.
343
00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:44,923
- Ah, what up nephew?
- Unc, what up? [Laughing]
344
00:16:45,924 --> 00:16:47,225
You didn't bring
no food or nothing.
345
00:16:47,258 --> 00:16:48,726
I just stopped by to say hello.
346
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:50,561
- How you doing?
- Oh, man.
347
00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:52,397
- You alright?
- Come on now, I think you popped my shoulder out of place.
348
00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:53,932
- Well, let me, let me pop it
back in place. - No, no,
349
00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:56,067
get your big gargantuan hands
off me!
350
00:16:56,101 --> 00:16:58,136
Y'all big dudes play a lot.
351
00:16:59,137 --> 00:17:02,173
Oh I like the smile,
you look happy? [Omar Sighs]
352
00:17:03,508 --> 00:17:04,509
I got him.
353
00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:07,512
Unc, I got
joint custody of Caleb.
354
00:17:09,514 --> 00:17:10,648
That's huge man.
355
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,650
[Eugene] Aye look,
congratulations nephew,
356
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,452
but, what does Naomi think?
357
00:17:14,485 --> 00:17:15,820
She'll come around.
358
00:17:15,853 --> 00:17:18,623
Look, my son needs me
so I just gotta do my thing.
359
00:17:18,656 --> 00:17:19,958
Now you hold that thought.
360
00:17:19,991 --> 00:17:21,492
Somebody got to hear this,
people got to hear this.
361
00:17:21,526 --> 00:17:23,128
I definitely need to hear it.
362
00:17:23,161 --> 00:17:24,795
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait,
hold up. - When we come back,
363
00:17:24,829 --> 00:17:28,199
we're gonna be on live with
relationship guru, Omar Johnson.
364
00:17:28,233 --> 00:17:30,835
Whoa, whoa, whoa unc,
I didn't come up here to be on the radio.
365
00:17:31,369 --> 00:17:33,838
[Automated Voice] "On the Scene
with Gene".
366
00:17:35,406 --> 00:17:36,674
[Automated Voice] "On the Scene
with Gene".
367
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:40,045
Well as promised,
we are here with Omar Johnson.
368
00:17:40,078 --> 00:17:43,314
And you know what,
he's kind of shy, but a good dude.
369
00:17:43,348 --> 00:17:45,516
Like, he'll give you
the shirt off his back.
370
00:17:45,550 --> 00:17:49,387
So, having said that,
how does a man like that end up with a criminal record?
371
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:51,990
- Damn unc, you just gone put
my business out there. - I'm just asking!
372
00:17:52,023 --> 00:17:53,158
I got to know.
373
00:17:53,191 --> 00:17:54,825
Well first of all, I don't have
a record.
374
00:17:54,859 --> 00:17:56,161
Oh.
375
00:17:56,194 --> 00:17:58,563
I had a misdemeanor charge
for protecting my wife.
376
00:17:59,264 --> 00:18:02,133
A guy got a little aggressive
with her in the parking lot, and um...
377
00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:04,769
I hit him, and broke his jaw.
378
00:18:04,802 --> 00:18:06,304
That sound like a record,
I'm just saying.
379
00:18:06,337 --> 00:18:08,940
I ain't no judge
but that sound like a record.
380
00:18:08,974 --> 00:18:11,977
And you a black man,
you know you guilty until proven guilty.
381
00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:13,644
Yeah, trust me, I know.
382
00:18:14,145 --> 00:18:18,749
And you know how the media
likes to portray us: as criminals and deadbeat dads.
383
00:18:18,783 --> 00:18:21,987
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up
there some deadbeats out there now.
384
00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:23,955
- And they deserve all the smoke
they get. - Yes they do.
385
00:18:23,989 --> 00:18:26,958
All the smoke,
but it's a small percentage.
386
00:18:27,325 --> 00:18:32,097
Statistics actually say that
black fathers are the most engaged fathers in the country.
387
00:18:32,130 --> 00:18:33,331
Well where they at?
388
00:18:33,364 --> 00:18:36,301
'Cause, I mean,
I need a new ex-husband.
389
00:18:36,334 --> 00:18:38,003
You got some friends?
390
00:18:38,036 --> 00:18:40,805
Yeah, I have some friends,
but they're still trynna figure it out.
391
00:18:40,838 --> 00:18:42,640
We all trynna figure it out!
392
00:18:42,673 --> 00:18:45,143
I'm 30 years in the game,
and I'm still trynna figure it out myself.
393
00:18:45,176 --> 00:18:48,146
But I can say this,
that without my wife
394
00:18:48,179 --> 00:18:49,780
I wouldn't be the man
I am right now. - That's right.
395
00:18:49,814 --> 00:18:52,783
So uh, behind every good man
there's a great woman.
396
00:18:52,817 --> 00:18:54,519
Why we gotta be
behind you though?
397
00:18:54,552 --> 00:18:57,522
Because they say that,
talk to them, not me, they, that's they!
398
00:18:58,556 --> 00:19:02,893
But there is a divide
between black men and black women.
399
00:19:02,927 --> 00:19:05,896
How do we address that,
Dr. Johnson?
400
00:19:05,930 --> 00:19:08,899
Well I'm not a doctor, but...
401
00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:13,571
I just think black men and
black women should stop blaming each other for everything.
402
00:19:13,604 --> 00:19:15,040
But we got to be honest here,
403
00:19:15,073 --> 00:19:18,109
I mean, black men do not
effectively communicate.
404
00:19:18,143 --> 00:19:20,445
No, no, no
that's a false argument.
405
00:19:21,112 --> 00:19:22,113
We communicate.
406
00:19:22,147 --> 00:19:23,948
So you saying I'm lying?
407
00:19:24,782 --> 00:19:26,751
- What are we doing now?
- Oh, y'all arguing.
408
00:19:26,784 --> 00:19:30,421
Alright now, I ain't no guru
or nothing, but I know arguing when I see it!
409
00:19:30,455 --> 00:19:32,657
No, no, no we're communicating.
410
00:19:32,957 --> 00:19:34,125
Men talk.
411
00:19:34,159 --> 00:19:35,793
We express ourselves.
412
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,662
But men talk to other men.
413
00:19:38,296 --> 00:19:42,400
I mean listen I talk to my
brothers, Greg, Jarvis and Keith everyday about my feelings.
414
00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:45,336
Hold on Johnson,
ain't no free shoutouts.
415
00:19:45,970 --> 00:19:47,272
I'm just playing,
I'm just playing.
416
00:19:47,305 --> 00:19:49,307
Shoutout to the good brothers,
they good dudes.
417
00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:53,444
But seriously, men are scared
to talk to women because of how they might react.
418
00:19:53,478 --> 00:19:56,747
Now we're sometimes criticized
and even laughed at for being emotional,
419
00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:59,750
but then we're being chastised,
when we don't open up.
420
00:19:59,784 --> 00:20:01,286
But it starts at home.
421
00:20:01,319 --> 00:20:03,921
I mean, we teach young girls
to be emotional.
422
00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:05,790
We don't teach young boys
to be emotional.
423
00:20:05,823 --> 00:20:08,793
In fact, we don't even let young
boys know that it's okay to cry.
424
00:20:08,826 --> 00:20:12,163
We've got a lot of work to do
to get rid of this toxic masculinity.
425
00:20:12,197 --> 00:20:13,598
- What is toxic masculinity?
- Exactly.
426
00:20:13,631 --> 00:20:16,467
When did masculinity get to be
so toxic?
427
00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:17,802
It's not!
428
00:20:17,835 --> 00:20:19,604
Well you just said it was,
you just said it was.
429
00:20:19,637 --> 00:20:22,307
- Can you prove it?
- We got to wrap up y'all, time to go to break.
430
00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:24,142
- Now we wrap up?
- We gotta wrap up!
431
00:20:24,175 --> 00:20:26,477
Please, that's toxic to me!
[Reporter] Mr. Johnson...
432
00:20:26,511 --> 00:20:30,115
Can you elaborate on the racial
discrimination allegations at MACC enterprises?
433
00:20:30,148 --> 00:20:32,317
This is the first I've heard
about all this.
434
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:35,486
Are you upset that you were used
as a pawn to buffer the scrutiny from the black community?
435
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,289
No comment, no comment please.
436
00:20:38,323 --> 00:20:39,657
Excuse me.
437
00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:47,064
[Danni] Mm, mm, mm.
438
00:20:47,532 --> 00:20:48,699
So...
439
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,136
how does it feel to be canceled?
440
00:20:51,169 --> 00:20:52,203
Who canceled me?
441
00:20:52,537 --> 00:20:54,372
Black Twitter.
442
00:20:54,405 --> 00:20:58,843
[Danni] You're trending at #142
so, technically you're not really canceled,
443
00:20:58,876 --> 00:21:01,946
but you will be dragged
for a few days.
444
00:21:01,979 --> 00:21:03,448
I need to prepare a statement.
445
00:21:03,481 --> 00:21:06,384
You need to let me go out there
and talk to them Mr. J.
446
00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:08,619
Okay, 'cause I'll tell them
to leave us the hell alone!
447
00:21:08,653 --> 00:21:10,588
'Cause we are not our ancestors.
448
00:21:10,621 --> 00:21:11,922
Am I right my brother?
449
00:21:11,956 --> 00:21:14,792
Danni, think about
what you're saying, that's...
450
00:21:14,825 --> 00:21:16,594
that's kinda a little
disrespectful.
451
00:21:16,627 --> 00:21:20,431
Well I read it on a T-shirt,
and it sound real good to me.
452
00:21:20,465 --> 00:21:24,235
I appreciate your enthusiasm,
but life is like a game of chess, Danni.
453
00:21:24,269 --> 00:21:26,437
How you move matters.
454
00:21:26,471 --> 00:21:29,440
I just need some time
to figure it out.
455
00:21:29,474 --> 00:21:31,142
You got it.
456
00:21:34,179 --> 00:21:35,480
I hear you Danni.
457
00:21:36,614 --> 00:21:37,782
I hear you.
458
00:21:37,815 --> 00:21:40,785
- We'll circle back.
- Mhm.
459
00:21:40,818 --> 00:21:42,953
[Reporter] Mr. Johnson!
460
00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:49,494
- Mr. Johnson, we want to hear
your side of the story. [Reporters All Speaking At Once]
461
00:21:49,544 --> 00:21:54,094
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