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Here's what every woman knows:
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We feel bad about something
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almost every day.
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Like sometimes, I cheat
on my husband in my sleep.
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Wait, babe...
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Ugh.
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Oh, sorry.
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Oh, I know that look.
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You had that dream again, didn't you?
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Yeah, I did.
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Oh, but I am so cool with it
if you had
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- a good dream too, babe.
- I dreamt a giant hawk
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took the baby.
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I'm gonna check on him.
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Every morning
is totally nuts around here.
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My kids act like psychos,
my husband can never
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find anything,
and I eat expired baby food
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for breakfast.
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I never know what I'll feel bad about,
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but I know it's always
just around the corner.
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Hello.
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Mama's running off to work, huh?
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Fancy career lady abandoning her kids.
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Come on, Ma, you were
a stay-at-home mom
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and you still screwed up Emet.
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- Right, babe?
- Mm-hmm.
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I mean, let's be honest...
I don't have
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a tiny nervous bald spot for nothing.
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I was a very good mother.
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It's not possible for me
to have made all those healthy,
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healthy snacks and still screw you up.
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You used to throw your shoes at me.
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And you would duck like a tiger...
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because of my healthy, healthy snacks.
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Mom, I don't need
to sculpt melon balls
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to connect with my kids, okay?
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I mean, I read with Louie,
I go to all of Lily's
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- Quiz Bowl events...
- I quit Quiz Bowl.
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My friends and I are gonna
do dance team instead.
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- What do you mean?
- You quit Quiz Bowl?
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- I hated it.
- Well, you don't have
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to like it.
You think I like everything
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- I do?
- Why can't you just be happy
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I'm on the dance team?
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I don't like dancing these days.
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All that gyrating
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and shaking.
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Okay. Yeah, let's go
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before this creeps in
to your long-term memory.
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Go, go, go.
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Come on, Jakey.
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Honey!
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Grandpa and I are going
to take you to our house
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- where it's clean.
- I am so sorry
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we can't afford a stranger
to take care of you.
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Hmm.
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Why do I even buy all this fruit?
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There you are. Let's head home, Maya.
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- Dad, what the hell?
- I'm sorry!
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I... I thought you were your mother.
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- What?
- What?
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You remind me of her sometimes.
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Just in how you look and sound and act
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and where you carry your weight.
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And there it is:
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My feel-bad for today.
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My dad smacked my ass
because he thought
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I was my mom.
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- All right.
- Kids are ready to go,
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I am ready to go. Bye.
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- Okay.
- Hey. Do you find
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my mother attractive?
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Is this 'cause I saw her
get out of the shower
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that one time?
I got Bell's palsy from that.
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Well, then how can you find
me attractive?
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Because I already
kind of look like her,
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and it's only gonna get worse.
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Okay, this seems like a trap.
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I mean, it's a good one,
I'll give you that.
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- You know what?
- What?
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You can't answer this question.
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You love me.
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I need a more objective opinion.
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Wait, so you want me
to be into your mom?
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I knew exactly where to get
my objective opinion:
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I love my job.
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I'm head artist
at a video game company,
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We have air hockey,
hover boards, a rock wall...
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the guys say it helps
their creativity.
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Anyway, I'm the only woman on my team.
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Hey, guys. That's Norman.
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He's sweet and sensitive.
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Hux is spacey,
Chewey's damaged but smart,
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- and Griff is all about Griff.
- ...at the same time.
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They can be weird, but we're buds
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and I can talk to them about anything.
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Since we need a female protagonist
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for the new game, I stayed up late
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sketching more empowered women
for a change.
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Not again.
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Just give it a shot.
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Look, check her out.
She's badass, right?
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She looks like
Tomb Raider's boring aunt.
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- Wow, Sasquatch.
- Uh-uh.
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Okay, okay. How about her?
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Come on, you know she can fight.
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- Yeah, she's on roids.
- She looks like my dad.
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I don't even know why I try.
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- Who else has something?
- Uh, I got this sketch
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of a dragon destroying
the Statue of Liberty.
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It's not for work
but it's pretty cool.
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Wait, really?
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That? Okay, okay.
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Sorry, just...
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While we're sharing,
I just want to shift
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the conversation a little bit.
Something happened
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this morning, and I'm kind of
in my head about it.
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So I just need you guys to be
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really honest with me, okay?
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Just tell me the truth.
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I'm still do-able, right?
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Uh...
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- What... uh...
- Hypothetically speaking.
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Sorry, I'm starting to spiral.
Could someone just jump in?
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Anyone, say something.
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I'm a "yes."
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You do have a nice face.
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Thank you, Norman.
I appreciate the honesty.
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Yeah, but that...
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that face doesn't seem so fresh.
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- I like a fresh face.
- I would like to retract
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my previous statement.
I also like a fresh face.
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They're lying.
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- We'd all do you.
- Interesting.
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Interesting! Okay!
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Hux, please continue.
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It's like pizza: even if it's not
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the greatest pizza, some pizza
is better than no pizza.
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Uh-uh. No, okay,
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that analogy's flawed.
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It's more like pizza that's stale
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and fallen between the sofa cushions
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versus pizza that's hot and fresh.
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That's what you mean, right?
Do we want, like,
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older sofa pizza
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that has three kids at home?
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Is it just me, or does pizza sound
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really good right now?
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Not talking about you.
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Okay, you know what? Forget looks.
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We all know that your minds are warped
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from drawing chicks with giant
bowling ball boobs all day.
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By the way, if I woman had
those proportions,
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- she'd snap in half.
- Bilaterally
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- or top to bottom?
- I don't know, Chewey.
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All I'm saying is having
a cool, fun personality
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is way more important.
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- True.
- Thank you.
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- You kind of nag sometimes.
- Oh, yeah.
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- What?
- And you're critical,
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which is why I, hypothetically,
wouldn't do it with you.
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I mean, I can just hear it:
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"Chewey, your grunts are too feminine.
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"Chewey, how come your belly's
shaped weird?
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Chewey, how can you be
this sweaty already?"
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Chewey, you're grossing me out.
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Yeah, that would be another one.
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Okay, fine.
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Maybe I have some flaws.
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Well, you guys could stand
to take a look at yourselves.
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I mean, when did nerds
get so damn picky?
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Nerds are cool now. We date models.
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Right, Hawking?
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Yeah. Good boy.
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Good boy. Yeah.
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You know, at first
I was like, "Who cares
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what those nerds think?"
But then I thought,
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"Those guys have a point.
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I can be critical and naggy."
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I mean, when Lily told me
she's joining dance team
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I treated her exactly the way
my mom treated me
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- when I was her age.
- Crap.
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- You threw your shoe at her.
- No!
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My mother's the shoe-thrower.
But I did kind of crush
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her spirit and act unsupportive.
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You know what? I'm gonna support her.
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I don't have to turn into my mother.
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I'm a badass woman
with a will of iron.
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You stopped yourself
giving birth to a baby
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in a taxi, and you were crowning.
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Yeah, you're damn right
I did, because if I wanted
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an Indian person to yell at me
while I was giving birth
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I would have let my mom
into the delivery room.
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Maya.
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You look fetching.
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I'm smitten by your appearance
this evening.
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What's wrong with you, man?
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Don't make me fight you for her.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm addressing
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- your concern from earlier.
- Don't do it like that.
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It's weird.
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All right, everyone,
Lily is very excited.
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She wants to show us
her dance routine.
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What dance?
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You were supposed
to talk her out of it.
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No, Mom. Unlike you, I'm actually
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supporting my daughter 100%.
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Oh, maybe one day
she'll do crystal meth.
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We can all support her.
Tweaked out as a family.
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I am proud of Lily.
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She's a strong young lady
who knows her mind
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- and makes good choices.
- Are you guys ready?
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Yes, yes! We're so ready!
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We're ready!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Uh, okay.
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How am I supposed to support that?
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What the hell was that?
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Where did I go wrong?
Is this because I let her
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watch five minutes
of "Showgirls" that one time?
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Nobody panic. I saw on "Dateline"
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that there's a camp for this.
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They take the child away
in the middle of the night
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and bring them back
completely reformed.
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I thought Lily was amazing.
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I would like to hear
more about this camp.
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Camp is very expensive these days.
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Sweetie, either help me
or wait in the car.
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- Car.
- Lily is such
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a natural, right?
I mean, when she dropped it
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- I really believed it was hot.
- Was it me,
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or did it seem like the word "booty"
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was thrown around a lot in that song?
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I don't think "booty" meant booty.
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I think it was code...
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- for vagina.
- I thought that too.
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You know what? I guess I just
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really appreciate self-expression.
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I'm going home to take a hot bath.
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Don't get too excited, man.
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What?
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Oh, my God, what was that dance?
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Oh, my God, I knew you were lying.
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- Of course I was.
- That dance was very...
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- Advanced.
- I know!
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Girls mature faster these days.
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It's something to do with the hormones
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in chicken or something.
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It's why some of them
get boobs so young.
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Chicken gives you boobs?
I eat chicken every day.
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Am I gonna get chicken boobs?
Maybe I can eat
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- more seafood.
- Okay, David, focus.
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I am focused. We're telling Lily
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that she cannot be on the dance team.
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No, no, we can't do that.
No, I refuse to shame her
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over something that she loves
and she's excited about.
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That is what my mom did to me
and it made me resent her.
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I wanna be in the delivery room
when she gives birth.
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- Don't you?
- Um, no.
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Look, if Lily is passionate
about dance team,
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we cannot be so...
so uptight and prudish.
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We have to try to understand
and support her.
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Oh, and seafood?
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Full of mercury.
Shrinks your testicles.
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So does hearing your mom say "vagina."
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You know what? I can do this.
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I don't have to be like my mom.
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I can be reasonable...
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Rational, and even-handed.
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I think I need
to sabotage my daughter.
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Well, how do you want to do it?
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Gaslighting, mind games,
Coup de Main acts?
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Whoo!
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Shenanigans, skullduggery,
gumming up the works.
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You guys are sick.
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Mind games, I guess?
Look, I just need Lily
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to hate dancing and quit
without it getting traced back
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to me, because I want
to watch her give birth
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- one day.
- I hate to be a buzz-kill
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but shouldn't we be working
on your un-bangable heroine
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for our new game?
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We have got to hire
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- more women in this place.
- The kind of subtle
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mental manipulation
you're hoping to unleash
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on your kid is basic "Inception."
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Yep. You just, uh, plant something
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in Lily's head, and she acts on it.
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For example, I had a friend
at school, Teeny.
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Okay, now he was bad news.
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He drank; he smoked;
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punched a lunch lady.
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He was really cool.
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Anyway, one day my mum decides
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that she likes him.
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Since then, I saw Teeny
as a total loser
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- and I dropped him.
- Your mom poisoned the waters
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- and got rid of Teeny.
- Not quite.
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They were having sex.
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Teeny's now my stepdad.
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- That's right.
- All right, I'm gonna go
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"Inception" my daughter.
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Okay, remember: The key to inception
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is the more we're into it,
the more we ruin it for Lily.
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Eventually she'll think
it's uncool and want to quit.
305
00:10:40,898 --> 00:10:43,667
- Just make a big scene, okay?
- Easy enough.
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- Go, Lily!
- Whoo-hoo!
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Make it happen, girl.
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Shake that booty, Lily.
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Whoo!
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God, she really is shaking that booty.
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Arms! Sashay!
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- Whoo!
- Candlestick!
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- Lead pipe!
- Are you just shouting
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- weapons from "Clue"?
- Yeah, on "Dance Moms"
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00:11:01,586 --> 00:11:03,286
- they just shout stuff.
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- Shake it, Professor Plum!
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00:11:05,389 --> 00:11:07,591
- It's not working.
- We need to step it up.
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Let's do our routine from college.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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And snake, and snake, and snake.
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Kid 'n Play!
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Whoo-hoo, Lily!
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00:11:20,404 --> 00:11:22,305
Mom, what are you doing here?
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I'm showing my support.
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It's how I used to get you
to quit things I didn't like.
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Go, Lily!
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00:11:28,779 --> 00:11:31,982
Grandma says, shake your bacon!
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00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,884
Great, not only did my mom and I have
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the same diabolical plan,
but Lily didn't quit.
330
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I forgot she actually likes me.
331
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Before I gave up,
there was one more thing
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I could get the guys to do
to fix this.
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00:11:43,094 --> 00:11:44,928
Guys...
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00:11:44,929 --> 00:11:47,797
- "Inception" backfired.
- I'm kind of relieved.
335
00:11:47,798 --> 00:11:50,066
It was pretty anti-feminist
to refuse Lily
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the dignity of her choice to dance.
337
00:11:52,069 --> 00:11:54,905
Talk about keeping women locked
in a hegemonic power structure.
338
00:11:54,906 --> 00:11:56,806
Norman, I usually love
discussing the finer points
339
00:11:56,807 --> 00:11:59,109
of feminism with you, but you're, uh,
340
00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:01,144
- stepping on a giant boob.
- You think
341
00:12:01,145 --> 00:12:02,779
this is comfortable for me?
342
00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:05,315
I'm stuck up here
and no one will help.
343
00:12:05,316 --> 00:12:07,417
Hold that thought.
I have another idea,
344
00:12:07,418 --> 00:12:08,985
but I'm gonna need your assistance.
345
00:12:08,986 --> 00:12:10,820
Great. Uh, we're in.
346
00:12:10,821 --> 00:12:12,789
Wow, that was easy.
347
00:12:12,790 --> 00:12:14,758
You guys are really invested
in my kid issues.
348
00:12:14,759 --> 00:12:16,993
Well, we don't really have a life.
349
00:12:16,994 --> 00:12:18,962
But I thought nerds date models now.
350
00:12:18,963 --> 00:12:19,996
Yeah, they do.
351
00:12:19,997 --> 00:12:22,799
Just not us, specifically.
352
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,801
No, I... I dated that foot model.
353
00:12:24,802 --> 00:12:25,969
Wow, that's a stretch.
354
00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:27,170
Okay, come on.
355
00:12:27,171 --> 00:12:29,039
What... hey...
356
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,373
where'd you guys go?
357
00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:32,008
I really need to pee.
358
00:12:32,009 --> 00:12:33,810
- Oh, no.
- They're putting me through.
359
00:12:33,811 --> 00:12:35,478
Uh, Principal Friedman, please.
360
00:12:35,479 --> 00:12:37,213
I couldn't exactly call
the school and tell them
361
00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,950
to shut down the dance team...
but Griff could.
362
00:12:39,951 --> 00:12:41,051
Principal Friedman?
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00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,053
This is Mr. Wainwright.
364
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,822
Sir, I'm a very concerned,
very Christian parent
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00:12:45,823 --> 00:12:47,157
of a young girl at your school.
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00:12:47,158 --> 00:12:49,392
Now, my little sweet angel
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00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,294
is on this very sexist,
368
00:12:51,295 --> 00:12:53,797
- very demeaning dance team...
- Right.
369
00:12:53,798 --> 00:12:56,032
Yeah, tell me, sir,
would you ever have boys doing
370
00:12:56,033 --> 00:12:58,501
these type of unlawful gyrations?
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00:12:58,502 --> 00:13:01,371
I say shut it down, sir.
372
00:13:01,372 --> 00:13:03,073
I couldn't agree more.
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00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,508
My... my daughter's name is...
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00:13:05,509 --> 00:13:07,510
- No video game characters, no.
- Athena.
375
00:13:07,511 --> 00:13:09,346
- Annah-of-the-Shadows.
- Bayonetta.
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00:13:09,347 --> 00:13:11,081
- Xena.
- Princess Peach.
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00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,182
- Her name is...
- Liz.
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00:13:12,183 --> 00:13:13,883
Chun Li, sir.
379
00:13:13,884 --> 00:13:15,418
- Chun Li Wainwright.
- "Street Fighter."
380
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,053
That is just fantastic.
381
00:13:17,054 --> 00:13:18,388
We'll... we'll talk soon, okay?
382
00:13:18,389 --> 00:13:20,924
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
Bless... bless Him.
383
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,193
- What?
- Uh, Principal Friedman says
384
00:13:23,194 --> 00:13:24,928
he's going to take immediate action.
385
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,730
- All: Yes.
- All right.
386
00:13:26,731 --> 00:13:28,431
- Thank you, Griff.
- That's so cool.
387
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:29,833
You tell people you're religious,
388
00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:30,934
and they just, like, listen to you.
389
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,402
I'm so sorry.
390
00:13:32,403 --> 00:13:35,105
I know I've put a lot on you,
391
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:37,073
but raising kids is hard, you know?
392
00:13:37,074 --> 00:13:38,908
You always have to be there.
You have to keep
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00:13:38,909 --> 00:13:40,910
your eye on them, always protect them.
394
00:13:40,911 --> 00:13:42,779
You can't just...
you can't leave them dangling
395
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,114
without any support, you know?
396
00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:47,917
Where's Norman?
397
00:13:47,918 --> 00:13:50,253
No. Is he still on the wall?
398
00:13:53,357 --> 00:13:55,091
Oh...
399
00:13:55,092 --> 00:13:56,926
Yes.
400
00:13:56,927 --> 00:13:59,395
That's why I never let go of boobs.
401
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,186
Hi, cute family.
402
00:14:04,187 --> 00:14:05,821
And I missed you
403
00:14:05,822 --> 00:14:07,223
- And Simone.
- Oh yeah.
404
00:14:07,224 --> 00:14:09,158
I ran out of food,
but your mother made me
405
00:14:09,159 --> 00:14:11,694
- curried chickpeas.
- You're in a good mood.
406
00:14:11,695 --> 00:14:13,129
And now to ruin it:
407
00:14:13,130 --> 00:14:14,830
we got an email from Lily's school...
408
00:14:14,831 --> 00:14:16,198
- Mom.
- What?
409
00:14:16,199 --> 00:14:17,967
Somebody called
and complained and said that
410
00:14:17,968 --> 00:14:19,835
our dance team is sexist.
411
00:14:19,836 --> 00:14:21,637
Ugh, what a loser.
412
00:14:21,638 --> 00:14:24,006
- I am so sorry...
- So they're adding boys!
413
00:14:24,007 --> 00:14:26,709
I get to dance with boys.
414
00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:29,879
Chun Li's parents are awesome!
415
00:14:35,218 --> 00:14:36,919
I don't understand how this happened.
416
00:14:40,657 --> 00:14:42,257
When's the last time
you saw "Inception"?
417
00:14:43,226 --> 00:14:44,927
- What?
- I've been on
418
00:14:44,928 --> 00:14:46,595
these message boards about, you know,
419
00:14:46,596 --> 00:14:48,030
like, climbers and stuff,
talking to guys
420
00:14:48,031 --> 00:14:49,665
- who were up on Everest.
- Mm.
421
00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:51,400
They're kind of the only ones
who can relate to me
422
00:14:51,401 --> 00:14:52,902
at this point.
423
00:14:52,903 --> 00:14:54,737
People that have fallen off
of Everest?
424
00:14:54,738 --> 00:14:56,939
Well, it's just, like,
the culture of climbers
425
00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:58,908
and, like, I'm just really in the...
426
00:14:58,909 --> 00:15:00,943
- I'm into that community now.
- Mm.
427
00:15:00,944 --> 00:15:02,611
Hey, I'm sorry
we left you up there, okay?
428
00:15:02,612 --> 00:15:04,780
I guess drinks are on us.
429
00:15:04,781 --> 00:15:06,282
And I can't move around
too well, so one of you
430
00:15:06,283 --> 00:15:08,017
has to feed me chicken wings
and one of you
431
00:15:08,018 --> 00:15:09,385
- has to help me pee.
- I call chicken wings.
432
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,387
- I'll do pee.
- Oh.
433
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,789
Oh, I can't watch.
434
00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,124
Talk about backfiring.
435
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:16,892
The guys have to see this.
436
00:15:21,865 --> 00:15:23,966
Oh, no.
437
00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:26,902
Oh, they've let a boy
join Lily's dance team.
438
00:15:26,903 --> 00:15:28,304
Emet's just sent a video.
439
00:15:28,305 --> 00:15:30,139
Oh... okay, okay. David, I'm sorry,
440
00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:31,374
I just... I was trying to protect her
441
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:33,309
from having to do...
442
00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:36,045
that without being the one
to crush her spirit.
443
00:15:36,046 --> 00:15:37,780
Well, you know what, Emet,
it didn't work.
444
00:15:37,781 --> 00:15:39,315
And now our daughter's milkshakes
445
00:15:39,316 --> 00:15:40,816
literally brought all the boys
to the yard.
446
00:15:40,817 --> 00:15:43,719
- God, he's strong.
- Oh, my God.
447
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,321
Oh, I do not like the way
448
00:15:45,322 --> 00:15:46,822
he's looking at her.
449
00:15:46,823 --> 00:15:49,291
This happens in schools?
450
00:15:49,292 --> 00:15:51,961
Ugh!
451
00:15:51,962 --> 00:15:54,330
I bet Lily will fart
in front of him, freak out,
452
00:15:54,331 --> 00:15:56,132
and this will solve itself.
453
00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:57,933
You should have fed her
your curried chick peas.
454
00:15:57,934 --> 00:16:00,002
She would have blasted him away.
455
00:16:00,003 --> 00:16:01,670
Parenting is so emotionally draining.
456
00:16:01,671 --> 00:16:03,305
I'm exhausted from
worrying about Lily.
457
00:16:03,306 --> 00:16:05,441
Can we just go five minutes
without talking about the kid?
458
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,810
Besides, there's a hot girl
459
00:16:07,811 --> 00:16:09,345
right over there.
460
00:16:09,346 --> 00:16:11,981
How can you tell? She's turned away.
461
00:16:11,982 --> 00:16:14,316
I sent the drone over there
to check out the face.
462
00:16:14,317 --> 00:16:16,519
Oof, Hawking did good.
463
00:16:17,354 --> 00:16:19,188
Now that's a fresh face.
464
00:16:19,189 --> 00:16:20,923
Okay, okay, okay.
465
00:16:20,924 --> 00:16:22,491
I was hoping to avoid
being the bad guy
466
00:16:22,492 --> 00:16:24,493
for a little longer,
but obviously we have
467
00:16:24,494 --> 00:16:26,462
- to end this right now.
- I know you're concerned
468
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,697
about what Lily's reaction
is gonna be, but if you're cool
469
00:16:28,698 --> 00:16:30,199
and you're chill...
470
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,368
it'll be nothing like
the way Maya was with you.
471
00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:33,836
- You know what? I agree.
- Right?
472
00:16:33,837 --> 00:16:35,471
Yes.
473
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,706
Oh, my God, is he motorboating her?
474
00:16:37,707 --> 00:16:39,375
- Cool and chill!
- Hi... no, no, no.
475
00:16:39,376 --> 00:16:41,710
I'm so chill.
Hey, Lil, can we just, like,
476
00:16:41,711 --> 00:16:44,213
- talk for one quick sec?
- Mom, we're practicing.
477
00:16:44,214 --> 00:16:46,015
Yeah, no, I know. I saw that.
478
00:16:46,016 --> 00:16:47,383
That was really neat.
479
00:16:47,384 --> 00:16:49,785
Here's a thing: Um, I am totally cool
480
00:16:49,786 --> 00:16:51,954
with self-expression...
really am... I just feel like
481
00:16:51,955 --> 00:16:53,355
maybe we should have
a little conversation
482
00:16:53,356 --> 00:16:55,191
about what this looks like
to other people.
483
00:16:55,192 --> 00:16:56,492
I knew the mom was gonna be uptight.
484
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,494
It's just dancing.
485
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:01,397
Hey there,
little "Magic Mike" wannabe.
486
00:17:01,398 --> 00:17:03,065
- Nope.
- Okay.
487
00:17:03,066 --> 00:17:04,500
No, you know what?
That is not just dancing.
488
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:07,236
That was actually
the most disturbing display
489
00:17:07,237 --> 00:17:09,472
of child gyrating I've seen
since Sia made that little girl
490
00:17:09,473 --> 00:17:10,873
dance in a cage with Shia LaBeouf.
491
00:17:10,874 --> 00:17:12,508
And by the way, these costumes...
492
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,376
Wow.
493
00:17:14,377 --> 00:17:15,911
These are exactly the kind
of clothing that makes juries
494
00:17:15,912 --> 00:17:18,047
extremely unsympathetic to victims.
495
00:17:18,048 --> 00:17:20,349
Oh, so, yes,
I'm all up in the tightness,
496
00:17:20,350 --> 00:17:22,184
'cause I just watched
my little baby show me
497
00:17:22,185 --> 00:17:23,886
how reproduction works.
498
00:17:23,887 --> 00:17:25,221
I'm sorry, when did
kids' dancing become all,
499
00:17:25,222 --> 00:17:27,056
you know, "Oh, here! Here are my legs!
500
00:17:27,057 --> 00:17:29,425
Wide open!"
And I don't wanna say drop it
501
00:17:29,426 --> 00:17:31,160
like it's hot 'cause you're too young
502
00:17:31,161 --> 00:17:32,862
to be hot.
503
00:17:32,863 --> 00:17:34,330
And I don't wanna see
the twerking and the working
504
00:17:34,331 --> 00:17:36,098
and the jiggling and the gyrating...
505
00:17:39,569 --> 00:17:41,437
My entire childhood
506
00:17:41,438 --> 00:17:43,239
flashed before my very eyes.
507
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,074
Sweetie?
508
00:17:45,075 --> 00:17:47,076
Oh, my God.
509
00:17:47,077 --> 00:17:49,545
I just flung my shoe at a child.
510
00:17:51,047 --> 00:17:52,882
I really am my mother.
511
00:17:54,217 --> 00:17:56,385
Hello, there.
I see you've met Hawking,
512
00:17:56,386 --> 00:17:57,586
my drone.
513
00:17:57,587 --> 00:17:59,255
Are you guys nerds with money
514
00:17:59,256 --> 00:18:01,290
like the Facebook guy or just nerds?
515
00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:03,959
I have a decent credit limit
for my age.
516
00:18:05,128 --> 00:18:07,396
- Oh, dear.
- Excuse me.
517
00:18:07,397 --> 00:18:09,131
Emet told Lily
she can't do dance team.
518
00:18:09,132 --> 00:18:11,967
- It did not go down well.
- Lily's gonna be so pissed.
519
00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:13,469
Well, what choice did Emet have?
520
00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:14,970
The girls are growing up
521
00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:16,238
in such an oversexualized world
522
00:18:16,239 --> 00:18:17,606
I mean, just look at our video games.
523
00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:19,208
- Yeah.
- Don't look at me like
524
00:18:19,209 --> 00:18:21,110
I'm part of the problem.
I care about women.
525
00:18:21,111 --> 00:18:23,979
I'm about to buy
this nice lady a drink.
526
00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:26,215
What can Hawking and I get you, there,
527
00:18:26,216 --> 00:18:28,083
beautiful person?
528
00:18:28,084 --> 00:18:30,319
I guess I'll have a vodka cranberry.
529
00:18:33,423 --> 00:18:35,157
Oh, no.
530
00:18:35,158 --> 00:18:36,825
Are you okay?
531
00:18:36,826 --> 00:18:38,494
What are you doing?
532
00:18:38,495 --> 00:18:40,329
You're a bad person, Griff.
533
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:42,298
I was talking to both of them.
534
00:18:52,175 --> 00:18:54,610
You know, at least Tucker's all right.
535
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,446
The shoe bounced right off
his six-pack.
536
00:18:57,447 --> 00:18:58,948
God, he's strong.
537
00:18:58,949 --> 00:19:00,583
Can't believe you embarrassed me
538
00:19:00,584 --> 00:19:02,318
in front of him.
539
00:19:02,319 --> 00:19:04,520
I held in my farts for nothing.
540
00:19:04,521 --> 00:19:07,456
That's bad.
541
00:19:07,457 --> 00:19:08,657
Who are you texting?
542
00:19:08,658 --> 00:19:10,426
Okay, that... no, that's a mean thing
543
00:19:10,427 --> 00:19:12,094
to say about your mother.
544
00:19:12,095 --> 00:19:13,929
I'm gonna put more
parental controls on this.
545
00:19:13,930 --> 00:19:15,998
Will you... help me do that?
546
00:19:18,501 --> 00:19:20,169
Look, Lily, I am sorry.
547
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:22,004
I really am.
548
00:19:23,039 --> 00:19:25,541
I think you're a great dancer.
549
00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:28,277
And I think
you should keep doing it...
550
00:19:28,278 --> 00:19:30,613
just not on that dance team.
551
00:19:30,614 --> 00:19:32,014
And not like that.
552
00:19:32,015 --> 00:19:33,949
Oh, God, and not in that costume.
553
00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:36,552
I was in the yard
when you went loony, Mom.
554
00:19:36,553 --> 00:19:39,488
- I know.
- Okay, maybe I was turning
555
00:19:39,489 --> 00:19:41,357
into my mom a little.
556
00:19:41,358 --> 00:19:43,459
- Here's your shoe.
- But at least I was trying
557
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,527
to be a better version of her.
Good night, Mom.
558
00:19:45,528 --> 00:19:48,163
Oh, God, are we wearing
the same jean jacket?
559
00:19:48,164 --> 00:19:49,465
Right. This is the worst day
560
00:19:49,466 --> 00:19:50,666
of my life.
561
00:19:52,402 --> 00:19:54,303
At least my journey
inspired someone else
562
00:19:54,304 --> 00:19:56,405
to be the best version
of themselves, too.
563
00:19:56,406 --> 00:19:58,307
- I think that's...
- Hey, guys.
564
00:19:58,308 --> 00:19:59,908
Oh, hey, Emet.
565
00:19:59,909 --> 00:20:01,410
The four of us dudes
couldn't stop thinking
566
00:20:01,411 --> 00:20:03,245
- about your little girl.
- That's a sentence
567
00:20:03,246 --> 00:20:05,414
- I never wanna hear.
- So we took your sketches
568
00:20:05,415 --> 00:20:08,150
and managed to come up with
a strong female protagonist
569
00:20:08,151 --> 00:20:10,986
for the new game.
570
00:20:10,987 --> 00:20:12,655
We thought it would be cool
to make a character
571
00:20:12,656 --> 00:20:15,557
that's a role model for girls
instead of...
572
00:20:15,558 --> 00:20:17,426
bowling ball boobs.
573
00:20:17,427 --> 00:20:19,728
Aww, you guys!
574
00:20:21,064 --> 00:20:23,098
Seriously, you're gonna try
and pretend that's your idea?
575
00:20:23,099 --> 00:20:24,433
I've been trying to do that forever.
576
00:20:24,434 --> 00:20:26,268
Why do guys take
women's stuff and pretend
577
00:20:26,269 --> 00:20:29,038
they've just brilliantly
come up with it?
578
00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:32,107
Because it's been working
for the last 10,000 years.
579
00:20:32,108 --> 00:20:34,443
I really do like her.
580
00:20:34,444 --> 00:20:36,078
Yeah.
581
00:20:36,079 --> 00:20:39,114
Plus she's gonna be really hot
when she gets older.
582
00:20:39,115 --> 00:20:41,183
You're a bad person, Griff.
583
00:20:41,184 --> 00:20:43,085
He knows.
584
00:20:44,587 --> 00:20:46,522
- Hello, everyone.
- Oh, hey, guys.
585
00:20:46,523 --> 00:20:49,291
I got Louie that Hot Wheels he wanted.
586
00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:50,559
Okay, he doesn't need
587
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,727
- more toys, Mom.
- You don't know
588
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,762
- what they need.
- Oh, God.
589
00:20:53,763 --> 00:20:55,397
I need to go. Somebody take this.
590
00:20:55,398 --> 00:20:57,132
Yes, yes, yes. Hey... Dad, hey,
591
00:20:57,133 --> 00:20:59,134
I'm gonna walk Simone out.
Could you watch Jake?
592
00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:01,036
Well, I was just diagnosed
with cataracts
593
00:21:01,037 --> 00:21:02,404
in both eyes, so yes,
594
00:21:02,405 --> 00:21:04,606
but not very well.
595
00:21:04,607 --> 00:21:07,142
Did you hear that? My dad can't see.
596
00:21:07,143 --> 00:21:09,044
This is great.
I don't look like my mom yet.
597
00:21:09,045 --> 00:21:11,080
- Amazing.
- All right, baby.
598
00:21:11,081 --> 00:21:13,115
We gotta go.
599
00:21:16,586 --> 00:21:18,620
What's wrong with you, man?
600
00:21:18,621 --> 00:21:20,489
I don't know.
601
00:21:21,491 --> 00:21:23,325
Hey.
602
00:21:23,326 --> 00:21:25,127
Well, that doesn't feel great.
603
00:21:25,525 --> 00:21:31,682
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