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I don't see her.
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The shift changes.
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Just give it a
couple of minutes.
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You guys sure about this?
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Yeah yeah, works all the time.
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Besides, this
lady loves Lynch.
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- Loves him.
- I'm cute.
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Is that...
is that her?
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Shit.
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Parker, what you could do...
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is go down there and
look beautiful...
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and smile.
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- What? Me?
- Yeah.
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Uh, no.
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No no, this is your thing.
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All you have to do is go
over there and say, like,
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'Hey, me and my friends...'
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Girlfriends.
Say girlfriends.
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'Me and my girlfriends totally
forgot our credit cards...
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so we can't get
our lift tickets...
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from over there.
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- So can you,
like, help us out?'
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That is so lame.
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- Give me my money back.
- Your money.
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- It's not gonna work.
- Take this. Start at 50.
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That's what the other
lady usually takes.
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And just, you know,
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work your way up
if you need to.
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- Dan...
- Hey, look at me. Look at me.
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You're gonna be fine.
You'll be great.
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Parker, you've so got this.
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Yeah, and what's the worst
that can happen?
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The guy says no.
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And he's not gonna say no.
No one's ever said no.
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Dan, you do it.
I feel stupid.
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Relax, okay?
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I promise, you're
gonna be great.
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- Why me?
- That's 'cause you're a girl.
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A beautiful...
hey, you're a beautiful girl.
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And you have a charming smile.
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Just...
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just...
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There we go.
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That's great.
Go get him.
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- Get in the game.
- Okay.
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Come on.
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Attention all skiers.
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The Black Dog
Trail is now open.
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Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Hey.
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Can I bum a smoke?
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- I'm Parker.
- Jason.
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Oh cool.
My brother's name is Jason.
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That's awesome.
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Yeah, so I don't want to waste
your time or anything...
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because you seem like...
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a wicked busy guy
and everything.
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This is gonna sound
really stupid.
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It's just that my
girlfriends and I...
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came all the way up
from Salem State.
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I was kind of the dumbass
who said that I could pay...
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for all three of the tickets
on my mom's credit card.
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And then I left
her credit card...
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at the gas station.
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- Right.
- No, I mean...
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I totally have money.
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Just not enough for all three,
you know?
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- How much?
- 50?
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I could lose my job.
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No no, he's not going for it.
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Yes he will.
Just shut up, please.
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I mean he's either
gonna do that job for...
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what do you call it, minimal?
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- Minimum.
- Minimum wage,
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or he's gonna do it
for minimum wage...
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plus a little bit.
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I mean, I know what I'd do.
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She just had to come
skiing today, huh?
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You said you wouldn't mind.
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I don't. I don't mind.
I don't mind at all.
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I'm just saying we
haven't seen you...
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at Fezzywigs for
a $1 pitcher...
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since last semester
and you don't...
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show up for Monday
Night Football.
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I watched football
at your house last week.
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Dan, 10 minutes.
Football games...
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are more than 10 minutes.
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They're like lots
of 10 minuteses,
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you know?
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I have a girlfriend now.
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I don't know what you want
me to do about it.
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- I'm sorry.
- You know what? It's fine.
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I'm... I'm just
just saying that
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Mt. Holliston was
kind of our thing.
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And she can't even ride
so it's a little weird.
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- She's getting better.
- Yeah yeah.
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Now I feel like a dick.
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I mean, if you had
a problem with this,
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you've got to say something.
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No no, it's not a problem.
Just forget I said anything.
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I'm sorry.
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Attention all skiers.
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Mt. Holliston will be open
next Friday through Sunday.
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Get your tickets now
to avoid waiting in line.
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Okay.
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I think you did great.
I'm proud of you, Parker.
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- I did good, right?
- You did well.
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So where's my change?
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Um, there isn't any.
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You just gave
him the full 100?
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Well, yeah.
He wasn't gonna do it for 50.
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Okay, so what happened to...
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the numbers
between 50 and 100?
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Like, say, 51...
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or 75 even?
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Dan, you gave me two 50s.
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Was I supposed to
ask for change?
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I would have asked for change.
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I mean, it's still way cheaper...
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than paying for
tickets, right?
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I definitely would have
asked for change.
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Hey.
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Girlfriends?
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What's up?
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Look at these chumps paying...
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top dollar for
their lift tickets.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Not us, though.
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Thanks to you, babe.
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Oh, now I'm babe.
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You never call me pet names.
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- I'm not a pet name guy.
- Hmm.
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He calls me Parker.
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- That's your name.
- I know.
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But you're supposed to...
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call me something
affectionate...
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like honey or sweetie.
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You know, I hooked up
with a girl last semester...
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that called me my
last name in bed.
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It was weird.
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She was all like, 'Oh, Lynch,
your hair's so soft.
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Do me harder, Lynch.'
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It was like throwing
it to Dan over here.
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Yeah, I could call you O'Neil.
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You don't touch
my face enough either.
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Third wheel.
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- Watch it, Lynch.
- Hey, I'm not dating you.
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You don't get to
make my life suck.
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- Whoa! No no no.
- Whoa.
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No one ever said anything...
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about you making my life suck.
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- Uh-huh.
- Sweetie.
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Aw.
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So Dan tells me you're getting
a little better on that board.
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Well, I don't know about that.
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Last time I did pretty
good, didn't I?
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Yeah.
Yeah, you're getting better.
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You fall on your
ass snowboarding.
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The first few times
you fall on your ass.
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After that it's easy.
It's like riding a bike.
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Just tell me, when
are you gonna...
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get rid of those goddamn skis?
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- Come on.
- What?
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I mean, snowboards are just
too emo for me.
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Those things are a fad.
In 10 years they'll be gone.
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Yeah, that's what
they said about rap.
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That's true.
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Can you guys smell
that fresh mountain air?
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It smells a bit like...
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cancer.
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00:10:02,503 --> 00:10:05,301
You know what?
I am so sick of potheads...
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giving me shit
about smoking butts.
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- At least pot does
something for you.
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Oh.
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Yes, cigarettes
are just gross,
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especially in the cold.
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They stick to you.
You smell like...
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an ashtray,
an old man's used floss.
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Old man's... where
the hell do you...
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come up with this stuff?
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Okay, have you ever
smelled your floss?
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No, I have never
smelled my own floss.
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- Never. Not once.
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Well, it's nasty. It is nasty.
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- Why am I friends with you?
- I don't know.
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Here, give me a drag.
186
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Do you guys know
when we're gonna get back?
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'Cause I've got like two weeks
worth of chapters to read.
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Oh come on.
She broke the first rule.
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- Parker, you broke
the first rule.
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What?
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You can't talk about
real life shit...
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while we're up here.
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The whole point of being here...
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is to forget about
all that shit,
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- relax, enjoy ourselves.
- Okay.
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Deal with that shit
when you get home.
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Okay, but I've got...
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Okay, what asshole couldn't
get on the chair right?
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- What the hell, right?
- Dude.
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Oh, that's good.
Yell more.
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- Hello!
- Having fun up there?
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Parker, it's okay.
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Is someone afraid of heights?
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- No.
- No?
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So it doesn't bother you
when I do this?
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- Quit it!
- Don't be an asshole.
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Stop.
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Sorry.
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Honey, crazy thing.
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Only one of these things
has ever fallen off...
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a chairlift thing before.
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Okay,
points for calling me honey.
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But you just made
that statistic up.
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Yeah, and statistics
don't work...
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on smokers.
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Come on, man.
We paid good money to ride.
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Let's go!
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Actually, I paid good money.
219
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Actually, I'm
gonna pay you back,
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so it's like the same thing.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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What, do you want it now?
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All right, that's what
I'm talking about.
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Whoo!
You guys ready?
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- Why do I have
to wear a helmet?
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Safety first.
227
00:12:20,508 --> 00:12:22,669
But you guys aren't
wearing helmets.
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Only kids wear helmets.
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That's 'cause they're
still learning,
230
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like you.
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Here, I'm not
arguing about this.
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Just put it on. Here.
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No, Dan, I don't want...
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Look, even the pro
guys wear helmets.
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Nobody makes fun of them.
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Aw.
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You guys are just doing this
to make fun of me.
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No, huh-uh.
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Oh yeah, sure.
240
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No, I think chicks
in helmets are hot.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
242
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- Need a little help?
- You think?
243
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Yeah, looks like your bindings
are a little loose.
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come on, I'll get you up.
come on.
245
00:13:02,016 --> 00:13:02,482
There you go.
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I'll just tighten
these up for you.
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- Thanks.
- No problem.
248
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Aw.
249
00:13:08,422 --> 00:13:10,286
Look at Lynch.
250
00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:13,192
Yeah, look at him.
He's a chick magnet.
251
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- These all right?
- Yeah, that's a lot better.
252
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- What the hell
are you doing, man?
253
00:13:19,347 --> 00:13:20,362
What's your problem?
254
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- I'm trying to help her.
- Ryan!
255
00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:23,533
- He had his hands
all over you.
256
00:13:23,538 --> 00:13:25,534
No he didn't. I can
take care of myself.
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00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:28,565
Just go, okay?
I'll be there in a second.
258
00:13:32,413 --> 00:13:33,790
I am so sorry about that.
259
00:13:33,795 --> 00:13:35,778
He can be such an
asshole sometimes.
260
00:13:35,783 --> 00:13:38,081
I was seriously just
trying to help.
261
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,401
I mean, I don't know
if I can compete...
262
00:13:40,406 --> 00:13:42,406
with a catch like that.
263
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,055
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
264
00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:48,060
Well, thank you for your help.
265
00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:50,292
I'm really sorry about that.
266
00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:52,261
- I'm Shannon, by the way.
- Joe.
267
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,266
Shannon, come on.
268
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,634
Well, it was really
nice to meet you.
269
00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,538
- Yeah, you too.
- I've got to go.
270
00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:03,440
- Good luck with that.
- Yeah.
271
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,411
I was like a second away
from kicking that guy's ass.
272
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:13,044
Yeah, I know you were, Lynch.
273
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,250
Don't worry about it.
He's a douchebag.
274
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,553
Seriously, that guy
was such a dick.
275
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,645
Why don't we talk
about how tough...
276
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,650
you guys are at the bottom?
277
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,058
I'm tough.
278
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,796
I know you are, baby.
279
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,801
Come here.
280
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,602
Whoo!
281
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:44,498
¶ How can you say
there are no answers...
282
00:14:44,503 --> 00:14:46,180
to my questions? ¶...
283
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:51,122
¶ You just called once
to let it go ¶...
284
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,549
¶ How can you say that none...
285
00:14:53,554 --> 00:14:56,026
of this is really
worth it ¶...
286
00:14:56,062 --> 00:15:00,362
¶ When we've already won? ¶...
287
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:05,770
¶ When we've already won. ¶
288
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,146
What?
289
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,527
Oh, she told you that?
290
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,298
Yeah, we'll go to
Okemo, Killington.
291
00:15:34,303 --> 00:15:35,430
We'll just go up north.
292
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,332
- We'll get away for a while.
- Let's do it.
293
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,396
- Christmas, you and me.
- Deal.
294
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,374
Listen, it's not
like out West where,
295
00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:43,104
you know, it's
like a commercial.
296
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,632
You've got to ride
three lifts to get to...
297
00:15:44,637 --> 00:15:45,840
the top, it's like
perfect powder.
298
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,375
Let's be honest,
it's not gonna be like that.
299
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,678
Yeah, well, speaking
of good skiing,
300
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,514
riding the bunny hill
has been fun all day,
301
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,857
but, you know, I think
I'd like to do...
302
00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:57,142
an actual run before
we leave tonight.
303
00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,601
Look, if you want to
go off on your own,
304
00:15:59,606 --> 00:16:01,122
you don't have to hang
out with us all day.
305
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,648
No no, it's fine.
I'm just saying
306
00:16:02,653 --> 00:16:04,359
I'd like to step it
up at some point.
307
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,703
You know, it's been
amazing watching
308
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:06,861
Parker fall on
her ass all day,
309
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:09,266
but, you know,
it'd be cool to...
310
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,032
do some real skiing.
311
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:15,404
I think I've had enough
skiing for today anyway.
312
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,238
So I can just stay
here at the lodge...
313
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:19,711
if you guys want to do more.
314
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:22,076
I didn't mean that.
I didn't mean it like that.
315
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,945
That's not what I meant.
I don't know what I meant.
316
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,714
I told you I didn't...
I didn't have to come.
317
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:29,586
No no no, Parker,
I didn't not want you to come.
318
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:30,915
No, he was the one
who suggested...
319
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:31,953
you come in the first place.
320
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,017
Okay okay.
321
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:37,621
The last thing I want
to do is intrude on guy time.
322
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,790
I will not be offended.
323
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,829
I have a lot of
things I can do here.
324
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,756
Actually, why don't
you give me the key...
325
00:16:43,761 --> 00:16:45,133
and I'll go check my messages?
326
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,068
Not to the locker, no.
You're gonna...
327
00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:49,070
come sit down for a second.
Come here.
328
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,552
All you're gonna
get is a bunch...
329
00:16:50,557 --> 00:16:51,773
of messages from your mom...
330
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,275
complaining about this,
complaining about that.
331
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,714
No, I'm not gonna
give you the key.
332
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,378
I'm sorry if I ruined
skiing for you today.
333
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,911
You didn't.
Honestly, you didn't at all.
334
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,480
You missed the whole part of...
335
00:17:04,485 --> 00:17:06,454
the conversation before
you walked up...
336
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,731
where I was
saying, like, um...
337
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,091
what was I saying?
338
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:10,774
I was saying, like,
339
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:11,959
'Dude, this has
been really cool.
340
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,728
I'm glad that we sort of had
this chance...
341
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,235
to bond as a threesome.'
342
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,797
What?
343
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,805
No, I mean, I've seen you
fall a couple times today.
344
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,441
But Dan, I mean, I think...
345
00:17:25,446 --> 00:17:27,446
it took him maybe
three months...
346
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,915
before he could even
stand on that...
347
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,511
thing without looking
like a total idiot.
348
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:33,076
No offense, buddy.
Just the truth.
349
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,280
Joe.
350
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:38,256
I will catch up with you guys.
351
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,782
- Hey. Hey.
- Hey.
352
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,988
I just... I wanted
to apologize again.
353
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,961
Yeah, it's no big deal.
354
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,563
He's just lucky
he didn't make me mad.
355
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,131
I only look half your
boyfriend's size.
356
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,263
Ex. He's my ex-boyfriend.
357
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,044
We're, you know, trying to...
358
00:17:54,049 --> 00:17:56,003
still be friends
and everything.
359
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,146
But as you can see,
360
00:17:57,151 --> 00:17:59,007
it's not really
gonna work out.
361
00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:00,641
No way.
362
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:03,077
A group of us all agreed
to go skiing this weekend.
363
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,652
Well, whatever. It's
this whole story...
364
00:18:04,657 --> 00:18:05,913
and I don't want
to hold you up.
365
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,445
But that was just
really embarrassing...
366
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,085
and I just wanted
to say sorry.
367
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,090
That's no problem.
368
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,690
Um, are you gonna be here
next weekend?
369
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,259
Yeah yeah, probably.
370
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,987
My roommate and I
come up like every
371
00:18:19,992 --> 00:18:21,762
Sunday, so maybe
I'll see you around.
372
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,895
That would be a nice time.
373
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,566
- Okay.
- I guess I'll see you then.
374
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,133
- Great. Good night.
- Good night.
375
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:36,511
Come on.
You know what?
376
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,007
Can I just get your
number so I know...
377
00:18:38,012 --> 00:18:38,946
how to catch up with you?
378
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,748
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
379
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,187
Shit, I don't
ski with a phone.
380
00:18:42,192 --> 00:18:42,884
You have a pen?
381
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,153
I don't ski with a pen.
Sorry.
382
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:47,121
All right, you know what?
Just shoot.
383
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,523
I've got a pretty good memory.
384
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,668
I've only smoked pot
like 500 times...
385
00:18:50,673 --> 00:18:52,673
so I'm good.
386
00:18:53,321 --> 00:18:54,961
How can they afford
to close early?
387
00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:56,930
You're only open three days
out of the week, man.
388
00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:58,298
Why don't you write a letter?
389
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,799
Why don't you give me
my money back?
390
00:18:59,804 --> 00:19:01,268
What money?
391
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:03,764
We're only had,
like, four runs.
392
00:19:03,808 --> 00:19:05,413
- Can you give us
a break, please?
393
00:19:05,418 --> 00:19:05,605
830.
394
00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:07,274
- What?
- Just remember 830.
395
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:09,747
- Just one more time, please?
- Sorry.
396
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:12,750
I'd give you more money
but I gave it all to you.
397
00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:14,714
Hey, you got a pen?
398
00:19:14,719 --> 00:19:17,584
It's not about the money.
We got weather coming in.
399
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:18,946
We're trying to
Clear the mountain.
400
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:19,920
There's nothing I can do.
401
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,048
Okay, what if we
run straight down?
402
00:19:22,053 --> 00:19:24,053
Like the quickest run ever?
403
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,855
We'll be, like, wicked fast.
404
00:19:27,899 --> 00:19:30,459
We gave you 100 bucks.
405
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,970
Come on.
406
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:38,575
Please?
407
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:44,073
- Hurry.
- Like I said, wicked fast.
408
00:19:44,115 --> 00:19:46,709
- Like the wind.
- 7860.
409
00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:00,575
Seriously, for 100
bucks you'd figure...
410
00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:01,761
the guy would cut
us some slack.
411
00:20:01,766 --> 00:20:03,296
No shit.
412
00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:05,498
I thought they were open
till 10:00 on Sundays.
413
00:20:05,503 --> 00:20:08,233
What ever happened
to night skiing?
414
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:11,204
Wachusett's got night skiing.
Should have gone there.
415
00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:13,969
It's kind of like Quash Hill,
just not as lame.
416
00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:16,943
Do you remember
the numbers I told you?
417
00:20:16,948 --> 00:20:19,143
830.
418
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:21,652
Look at you, Lynch.
You got her number.
419
00:20:21,686 --> 00:20:23,450
What did He-Man
have to say about that?
420
00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:25,785
That guy? Who cares?
Steroids shrink your dick.
421
00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:28,281
Oh shit, what are my numbers?
422
00:20:28,326 --> 00:20:30,419
7860.
423
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:33,090
Parker, will you
remember that, 7860?
424
00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:35,531
Nope.
425
00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:40,695
- Early night, huh?
- Yeah.
426
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,402
Pendergraph wants to see you
in his office.
427
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,337
Something about the schedule
next weekend.
428
00:20:44,342 --> 00:20:45,761
- I'm not working
next weekend.
429
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,140
Well, that's what you thought.
430
00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:47,904
Come on, Rifkin,
431
00:20:47,909 --> 00:20:49,476
it's my brother's
bachelor party.
432
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:51,211
I put in for it
two months ago.
433
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:53,810
Go talk to the boss.
He's packing up.
434
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:56,286
I'm the best man.
435
00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:58,985
Ready to shut down?
436
00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:01,088
There's three more
on the way down.
437
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,093
Wait for them
and it's all set.
438
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,359
I am not waiting
till we get back...
439
00:21:08,364 --> 00:21:09,162
to campus to eat.
440
00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:10,764
I am starving.
441
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,099
Why didn't you just eat
some of that pizza?
442
00:21:13,104 --> 00:21:14,438
Oh, you mean the cardboard...
443
00:21:14,443 --> 00:21:15,869
with tomato sauce
you guys ate?
444
00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:18,001
That's not pizza.
445
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:19,886
That's like rolle
r-skating-rink-...
446
00:21:19,891 --> 00:21:21,207
birthday-party pizza. No.
447
00:21:21,212 --> 00:21:23,084
There's a Papa Gino's
in the way back.
448
00:21:23,089 --> 00:21:25,011
It's like 15 minutes
down the mountain.
449
00:21:25,016 --> 00:21:26,746
Sweet.
450
00:21:26,751 --> 00:21:29,982
I may eat a whole real pizza
myself, thank you.
451
00:21:31,022 --> 00:21:33,022
Whoa, look at those guys.
452
00:21:33,024 --> 00:21:35,188
We are definitely hitting
that jump this time.
453
00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:37,423
Last run, got to
make it count.
454
00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:42,896
Hey, Sullivan, hey.
455
00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:43,858
Hey, man, do me a solid.
456
00:21:43,863 --> 00:21:45,699
I've got to take a piss
so bad I can taste it.
457
00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:46,515
- What? What?
458
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,644
I'll just be gone
for two minutes.
459
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:53,010
Asshole.
460
00:21:58,616 --> 00:22:02,108
- Jesus.
- It's just the wind, Parker.
461
00:22:02,153 --> 00:22:05,054
Don't you mean baby?
462
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,576
Last chair is through.
463
00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:28,578
All set down here.
464
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,639
Let's go home.
465
00:22:40,258 --> 00:22:42,556
Oh, come on.
466
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:54,004
It's freakin' cold up here!
467
00:22:54,038 --> 00:22:56,472
We don't have time for this.
Thank you.
468
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:09,319
Anyone know any good jokes?
469
00:23:09,354 --> 00:23:11,584
Uh...
470
00:23:13,057 --> 00:23:15,455
what did the 14-year-old girl
from New Hampshire...
471
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:17,323
say to her dad
when she lost her virginity?
472
00:23:17,328 --> 00:23:19,853
Get off me,
you're crushing my Marlboros.
473
00:23:20,865 --> 00:23:22,865
Yup.
474
00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:36,142
What do you think the worst
way to die would be?
475
00:23:36,147 --> 00:23:38,614
That's not morbid.
476
00:23:38,649 --> 00:23:41,777
Yeah, seriously,
that's kind of spooky, Dan.
477
00:23:41,819 --> 00:23:45,152
See, I think being
eaten by a shark,
478
00:23:45,189 --> 00:23:47,453
that would be the
worst way to go.
479
00:23:47,491 --> 00:23:50,971
Not like one of those surfers
who gets attacked from below.
480
00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:53,292
You know, never
sees it coming.
481
00:23:53,330 --> 00:23:56,629
Like the poster for 'Jaws.'
482
00:23:56,667 --> 00:23:58,263
The chick on the 'Jaws'
poster was hot.
483
00:23:58,268 --> 00:23:59,898
She was?
484
00:23:59,903 --> 00:24:03,134
I don't know. She was naked
and naked chicks are hot.
485
00:24:03,173 --> 00:24:07,667
What if you actually saw
the fin coming towards you?
486
00:24:09,346 --> 00:24:11,031
That'd be worse
than being eaten,
487
00:24:11,036 --> 00:24:11,443
I think.
488
00:24:11,448 --> 00:24:13,364
I mean, knowing this
giant animal...
489
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:14,379
is coming at you...
490
00:24:14,384 --> 00:24:17,046
and it's gonna eat you alive.
491
00:24:19,456 --> 00:24:21,924
Did you ever see the video,
by the way,
492
00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:24,024
of that great white
that's jumping out...
493
00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:25,691
of the water and
eating the seal?
494
00:24:25,696 --> 00:24:28,096
Yeah, that's why I
only swim in pools.
495
00:24:30,033 --> 00:24:32,297
I think burning would be
the worst way to go.
496
00:24:32,302 --> 00:24:34,668
Well, yes and no.
497
00:24:34,705 --> 00:24:36,037
I mean, most people
die of smoke...
498
00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:37,603
inhalation before fire
even touches them.
499
00:24:37,608 --> 00:24:39,872
It's a fact.
500
00:24:39,910 --> 00:24:43,243
I remember watching TV
for three days straight...
501
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,510
after 9/11.
502
00:24:45,549 --> 00:24:47,558
The footage they
showed of those...
503
00:24:47,563 --> 00:24:49,723
people leaping off
the Trade Center.
504
00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:53,886
Can you imagine how bad
it must have been inside...
505
00:24:53,891 --> 00:24:55,823
to know that jumping
would have...
506
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,828
been the better way out?
507
00:24:59,296 --> 00:25:01,275
Yeah, but they say
that when you jump...
508
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,961
from that height
your heart stops.
509
00:25:02,966 --> 00:25:04,730
You don't feel it
when you hit the ground.
510
00:25:04,735 --> 00:25:07,299
Okay then, Lynch,
what is the worst way to die?
511
00:25:07,304 --> 00:25:09,167
- What?
- Oh no no no.
512
00:25:09,172 --> 00:25:11,381
You have an answer
for everything.
513
00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:13,105
What is your biggest fear?
514
00:25:13,110 --> 00:25:15,943
That's easy.
The sarlacc pit.
515
00:25:17,180 --> 00:25:19,512
I'm sorry, the what?
516
00:25:20,517 --> 00:25:22,581
The sarlacc pit
from 'Return of the Jedi.'
517
00:25:22,586 --> 00:25:25,025
Uh, hello. Being
slowly digested...
518
00:25:25,030 --> 00:25:26,318
over 1000 years...
519
00:25:26,323 --> 00:25:29,156
worst death ever.
520
00:25:29,192 --> 00:25:32,423
'Dan, why don't I ever
have a girlfriend?
521
00:25:32,462 --> 00:25:33,859
Why?'
522
00:25:33,864 --> 00:25:36,424
Hey, shut up.
523
00:25:41,438 --> 00:25:43,736
Why hasn't the
chair started again?
524
00:25:43,774 --> 00:25:46,072
Just give it a minute.
525
00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:48,168
This is nothing, man.
526
00:25:48,211 --> 00:25:50,577
At Stowe last year,
me and Sullet...
527
00:25:50,614 --> 00:25:53,447
were stranded for
like 25 minutes.
528
00:25:53,483 --> 00:25:57,112
This big chick fell at the top
and twisted her leg, you know?
529
00:25:57,154 --> 00:25:58,584
And I was like, fine, people.
530
00:25:58,589 --> 00:26:00,118
Just hoist her
off to the side.
531
00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:02,956
Keep the line moving.
But no, they had to stop,
532
00:26:02,993 --> 00:26:03,981
celebrate it right there.
533
00:26:03,986 --> 00:26:05,290
We all had to stay
on the lift...
534
00:26:05,295 --> 00:26:07,295
and freeze our asses off.
535
00:26:07,297 --> 00:26:09,566
Honestly, by the end
of it I couldn't...
536
00:26:09,571 --> 00:26:11,571
feel my fingers.
537
00:26:12,069 --> 00:26:15,095
What? Come on.
538
00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:16,802
Oh, come on now.
539
00:26:16,807 --> 00:26:18,807
Man, this is so messed up.
540
00:26:20,644 --> 00:26:23,112
- Are you kidding me?
- Dan.
541
00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:25,664
I kind of just shat my
pants a little bit.
542
00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:27,669
I'm not gonna lie.
543
00:26:28,752 --> 00:26:30,649
Hey!
544
00:26:30,654 --> 00:26:32,781
Turn the goddamn lights on!
545
00:26:35,592 --> 00:26:37,317
They forgot that
we're up here.
546
00:26:37,322 --> 00:26:38,824
No one knows we're up here.
547
00:26:38,829 --> 00:26:40,659
They didn't forget
that we're up here, okay?
548
00:26:40,664 --> 00:26:42,763
There's cameras
all over the place.
549
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:45,166
- Hello!
- Hey!
550
00:26:45,202 --> 00:26:48,467
Assholes, start the chair!
We're freezing!
551
00:26:49,673 --> 00:26:50,217
Oh my God.
552
00:26:50,222 --> 00:26:52,404
What if they can't
get the chair moving?
553
00:26:52,409 --> 00:26:54,506
What if... what if
everyone went home?
554
00:26:54,511 --> 00:26:56,065
Hey hey, you know
what you need to do?
555
00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:57,009
You need to stop, okay?
556
00:26:57,014 --> 00:26:59,111
You're just scaring
the shit out of me.
557
00:26:59,116 --> 00:27:01,024
By the way, remind me to knock...
558
00:27:01,029 --> 00:27:03,081
the shit out of
that chairlift guy.
559
00:27:03,086 --> 00:27:04,850
What exactly did
you say to him?
560
00:27:04,855 --> 00:27:07,119
What? Nothing.
I didn't say anything to him.
561
00:27:07,124 --> 00:27:08,925
Well, you clearly
pissed him off...
562
00:27:08,930 --> 00:27:09,855
enough to do this.
563
00:27:09,860 --> 00:27:11,189
Look, he knows we're up here.
564
00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:13,685
Then why are the
lights off, Dan?
565
00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:15,093
Is that part of their policy?
566
00:27:15,098 --> 00:27:16,862
Turn off the lights
and scare the customers?
567
00:27:16,867 --> 00:27:18,867
I don't know.
568
00:27:18,902 --> 00:27:21,366
Maybe it's a power outage
or something, okay?
569
00:27:21,371 --> 00:27:23,371
That stuff happens
all the time.
570
00:27:23,407 --> 00:27:26,399
They didn't go home.
That's retarded.
571
00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:32,213
This is so messed up.
572
00:27:36,420 --> 00:27:39,548
I mean, worst-case scenario...
573
00:27:39,589 --> 00:27:42,049
they send up a ladder
or something, right?
574
00:27:49,066 --> 00:27:51,534
Worst case I could just jump.
575
00:27:52,669 --> 00:27:54,864
I've done that before.
576
00:27:54,905 --> 00:27:57,373
It's not so bad.
577
00:28:04,648 --> 00:28:06,219
We have to get
off these chairs.
578
00:28:06,224 --> 00:28:07,746
We can't stay up
in this chair.
579
00:28:07,751 --> 00:28:09,815
Why isn't the goddamn chair
moving, Dan?
580
00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:11,941
You acting all psycho
is not gonna...
581
00:28:11,946 --> 00:28:13,946
make the chair
move along, okay?
582
00:28:14,925 --> 00:28:16,925
All right?
583
00:28:19,362 --> 00:28:22,456
Please don't yell at me.
584
00:28:23,533 --> 00:28:25,533
I didn't mean to yell.
585
00:28:27,136 --> 00:28:29,433
This shit happens
all the time though, okay?
586
00:28:29,438 --> 00:28:32,965
I mean, they can't just leave
people up on chairs.
587
00:28:33,008 --> 00:28:35,773
You know the kind of lawsuit
that they would have?
588
00:28:35,778 --> 00:28:37,778
What other people?
589
00:28:39,148 --> 00:28:41,343
There wasn't anybody
in front of us.
590
00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:45,349
They're not gonna leave us
up here all night.
591
00:28:45,354 --> 00:28:47,754
That's all I'm saying.
592
00:28:47,790 --> 00:28:49,286
It's Sunday.
593
00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:51,657
It's fucking Sunday...
594
00:28:51,694 --> 00:28:53,691
and they're not open
again till Friday.
595
00:28:53,696 --> 00:28:56,494
We're gonna be stuck
here all week.
596
00:28:56,532 --> 00:28:58,762
Oh God.
597
00:28:58,801 --> 00:29:01,463
We're not gonna
be stuck up here.
598
00:29:01,504 --> 00:29:03,938
Parker.
Parker, look at me.
599
00:29:03,973 --> 00:29:05,969
Come on, there is no
way a ski resort...
600
00:29:05,974 --> 00:29:07,071
would let that happen,
601
00:29:07,076 --> 00:29:09,442
no matter how shitty
they are, okay?
602
00:29:28,230 --> 00:29:30,230
Hello!
603
00:29:30,266 --> 00:29:33,292
Somebody help us, please!
604
00:29:33,335 --> 00:29:36,532
- Somebody! Hello!
- Hey hey hey.
605
00:29:36,572 --> 00:29:38,669
- Come on, it's all right.
- Somebody!
606
00:29:38,674 --> 00:29:40,404
Shh.
Come on, it's okay.
607
00:29:40,409 --> 00:29:42,406
They're gonna turn
the power on in a minute.
608
00:29:42,411 --> 00:29:43,888
We're all gonna be...
609
00:29:43,893 --> 00:29:46,074
laughing about
this. Seriously.
610
00:29:48,918 --> 00:29:50,918
I have to pee.
611
00:29:55,024 --> 00:29:56,554
I have to pee wicked bad.
612
00:29:56,559 --> 00:29:58,522
Yeah, that makes two of us.
613
00:29:58,527 --> 00:30:00,527
Ew, Lynch.
614
00:30:00,529 --> 00:30:03,227
If you pull your junk out
in front of me, I might puke.
615
00:30:03,232 --> 00:30:05,150
Well, what do you
want me to do?
616
00:30:05,155 --> 00:30:07,155
I've got to go.
617
00:30:07,269 --> 00:30:09,200
How am I supposed to go?
618
00:30:09,205 --> 00:30:11,936
I don't know. Just, you know,
lift this up and bend down.
619
00:30:11,941 --> 00:30:14,603
Are you crazy?
Put the bar down.
620
00:30:14,643 --> 00:30:16,941
It's just a safety bar, okay?
It doesn't really do anything.
621
00:30:16,946 --> 00:30:19,486
Well, I like the safety
bar and I like it...
622
00:30:19,491 --> 00:30:21,312
down where it's
supposed to be.
623
00:30:21,317 --> 00:30:23,317
Well, how are you gonna piss?
624
00:30:25,287 --> 00:30:28,586
- I can hold it.
- For a week?
625
00:30:33,128 --> 00:30:34,779
What? She's the one saying...
626
00:30:34,784 --> 00:30:36,784
we're gonna be
here for a week.
627
00:30:40,269 --> 00:30:42,269
I can hold it.
628
00:30:43,439 --> 00:30:44,902
Well, I can't.
I'm pissing.
629
00:30:44,907 --> 00:30:48,035
Ew, that is so gross, Lynch.
630
00:30:48,077 --> 00:30:50,375
Well, too bad, okay?
631
00:30:51,747 --> 00:30:53,747
Make me wait up here...
632
00:30:53,749 --> 00:30:56,047
in this below
freezing weather...
633
00:30:57,953 --> 00:31:00,021
while I wait for
this Fisher-Price...
634
00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:00,751
lift to work.
635
00:31:00,756 --> 00:31:02,586
Ah.
636
00:31:02,591 --> 00:31:04,991
Oh shit.
637
00:31:34,290 --> 00:31:37,259
Hey!
We're up here!
638
00:31:37,293 --> 00:31:39,318
Hello!
639
00:31:39,361 --> 00:31:41,693
- Somebody help us!
- Somebody!
640
00:31:41,730 --> 00:31:43,627
- Put the bar down, Joe.
- Help!
641
00:31:43,632 --> 00:31:46,123
Put the goddamn bar down, Joe!
642
00:31:47,970 --> 00:31:50,070
God, it feels like a needle.
643
00:32:26,408 --> 00:32:28,968
Hey!
Hey!
644
00:32:29,011 --> 00:32:31,639
What did I tell you guys?
645
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,205
Hello!
646
00:32:34,249 --> 00:32:37,218
- Hey!
- Hey, we're over here!
647
00:32:37,252 --> 00:32:39,720
Whoo-hoo!
648
00:32:43,092 --> 00:32:45,322
Up here!
649
00:32:45,361 --> 00:32:48,489
- Whoo-hoo!
- Help us!
650
00:32:48,530 --> 00:32:51,226
Help us!
651
00:32:51,266 --> 00:32:53,266
Cody, this is base.
652
00:32:55,404 --> 00:32:58,498
Why is he stopping?
653
00:32:58,540 --> 00:33:01,236
He's gonna help us.
He sees us.
654
00:33:01,276 --> 00:33:02,573
Go for Cody.
655
00:33:02,578 --> 00:33:04,842
Hey man, where you at?
656
00:33:06,048 --> 00:33:08,379
I'm cutting over to Pinewood
to pick up Barnes.
657
00:33:08,384 --> 00:33:11,384
No, man, Barnes just landed.
The mountain is clear.
658
00:33:11,387 --> 00:33:13,784
Come back to base so we can
get the hell out of here.
659
00:33:13,789 --> 00:33:17,747
Copy that.
660
00:33:18,926 --> 00:33:21,952
Hey, where are you going?
661
00:33:21,996 --> 00:33:24,556
- Hey! Hey!
- Where's he going?
662
00:33:27,602 --> 00:33:30,264
- What is he doing?
- Where is he going?
663
00:33:30,304 --> 00:33:33,034
- Up here!
- We're up here!
664
00:33:38,513 --> 00:33:40,743
- Hey!
- Come on.
665
00:33:40,782 --> 00:33:42,782
Up here.
666
00:33:46,187 --> 00:33:48,187
Hey!
667
00:33:49,957 --> 00:33:53,620
- Hey!
- Please don't leave us!
668
00:33:53,661 --> 00:33:56,960
- Look up!
- No!
669
00:33:56,998 --> 00:34:00,297
- Come back! Stop!
- Hey!
670
00:34:00,334 --> 00:34:03,997
Stop! Stop!
671
00:34:08,009 --> 00:34:10,102
Hey, come back!
672
00:34:15,283 --> 00:34:17,649
Come back. We're here.
673
00:34:17,685 --> 00:34:21,246
No. No.
674
00:34:41,409 --> 00:34:44,207
My face is burning.
675
00:34:44,245 --> 00:34:45,741
Power's coming back on.
676
00:34:45,746 --> 00:34:48,613
- No it isn't.
- It has to.
677
00:34:48,649 --> 00:34:49,153
Parker:
678
00:34:49,158 --> 00:34:51,618
Does anybody know
what time it is?
679
00:34:51,652 --> 00:34:55,053
Hold on. Let me just
run back to the locker.
680
00:34:55,089 --> 00:34:57,182
I'll check my
phone real quick.
681
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,024
Okay,
682
00:35:02,063 --> 00:35:04,327
top three breakfast cereals
of all time.
683
00:35:04,332 --> 00:35:06,357
Go.
684
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,164
Okay, I'll go first.
685
00:35:08,169 --> 00:35:10,694
Uh, crunch Berries.
686
00:35:10,738 --> 00:35:13,468
- Stop.
- Cinnamon Toast crunch.
687
00:35:13,508 --> 00:35:15,171
Please stop.
688
00:35:15,176 --> 00:35:17,039
And I'm gonna go out
on a limb and say
689
00:35:17,044 --> 00:35:19,478
Lucky charms
pre purple horseshoes.
690
00:35:19,514 --> 00:35:22,381
Is it just me or is
it really weird...
691
00:35:22,416 --> 00:35:24,816
eating purple horseshoes?
692
00:35:28,389 --> 00:35:30,584
Everybody went home.
693
00:35:30,625 --> 00:35:33,321
They left us up here.
694
00:35:35,563 --> 00:35:38,413
Top three
celebrities you'd do.
695
00:35:38,418 --> 00:35:39,762
Go.
696
00:35:39,767 --> 00:35:41,767
Somebody needs to jump.
697
00:35:43,871 --> 00:35:46,704
If we're up here all week
we're gonna die.
698
00:35:54,549 --> 00:35:56,744
Hey. Shh.
699
00:35:56,784 --> 00:35:59,218
Hey.
700
00:35:59,253 --> 00:36:01,517
Shh shh.
701
00:36:01,556 --> 00:36:02,306
- It's okay.
702
00:36:02,311 --> 00:36:04,376
I don't want to
die up here, Dan.
703
00:36:04,392 --> 00:36:07,361
No no no.
Hey, you're not gonna die.
704
00:36:07,395 --> 00:36:11,126
I promise I won't let you die.
705
00:36:12,733 --> 00:36:14,963
Okay?
706
00:36:16,604 --> 00:36:19,095
I'm so...
707
00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:21,768
I'm so scared.
708
00:36:21,809 --> 00:36:24,642
Yeah, me too.
709
00:36:28,082 --> 00:36:30,710
Oh my God.
710
00:36:32,753 --> 00:36:34,753
Hey, guys.
711
00:36:36,490 --> 00:36:40,392
What was the best Christmas
present you guys ever got?
712
00:36:41,495 --> 00:36:43,725
Shaina my puppy.
713
00:36:43,764 --> 00:36:46,392
Hey, Dan?
714
00:36:46,434 --> 00:36:48,434
No? Okay.
715
00:36:48,436 --> 00:36:50,597
I guess it's my turn.
716
00:36:51,606 --> 00:36:54,734
My skis.
You get it?
717
00:36:56,110 --> 00:36:58,840
- Oh shit.
- Oh! Shit.
718
00:37:03,050 --> 00:37:05,746
Hey. Hey.
719
00:37:05,786 --> 00:37:08,687
Look at me.
Look at me.
720
00:37:08,723 --> 00:37:10,816
Look at me. Look at me.
721
00:37:10,858 --> 00:37:13,088
Your face is...
722
00:37:13,127 --> 00:37:16,324
it's really red.
I think you got frostbite.
723
00:37:16,788 --> 00:37:19,458
No, you can't get
frostbite that fast.
724
00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:21,695
We've only been up here, what?
725
00:37:21,736 --> 00:37:24,967
I mean, it's only been
a few hours tops.
726
00:37:25,006 --> 00:37:27,106
- What are you doing?
- I'm jumping.
727
00:37:27,141 --> 00:37:28,971
- No you're not.
- Yes I am.
728
00:37:28,976 --> 00:37:31,307
Even if I hurt myself
I can get myself down...
729
00:37:31,312 --> 00:37:33,712
and I can get us some help.
730
00:37:33,748 --> 00:37:35,011
It's too far, man.
You can't jump.
731
00:37:35,016 --> 00:37:37,013
- Do you have a better idea?
- Than jumping?
732
00:37:37,018 --> 00:37:38,648
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I got a better idea.
733
00:37:38,653 --> 00:37:40,916
We can wait till the morning.
I mean, someone's gonna come.
734
00:37:40,921 --> 00:37:42,318
A groomer or some shit.
735
00:37:42,323 --> 00:37:43,567
They're gonna groom
the mountain...
736
00:37:43,572 --> 00:37:44,353
when it's closed, huh?
737
00:37:44,358 --> 00:37:46,656
When it's not gonna be open
for another five days.
738
00:37:46,661 --> 00:37:49,186
- Dan, don't leave me.
- I can do this.
739
00:37:50,865 --> 00:37:53,800
All right, Joe's gonna
be here with you, okay?
740
00:37:53,834 --> 00:37:56,496
All right?
He'll take care of you.
741
00:37:56,537 --> 00:37:58,200
No, man, don't do this.
Walker, don't.
742
00:37:58,205 --> 00:38:01,368
Dan, don't leave me.
Please.
743
00:38:01,409 --> 00:38:03,740
Look at me.
Look at me.
744
00:38:05,945 --> 00:38:09,972
You're gonna be okay, baby.
You're gonna be okay.
745
00:38:17,857 --> 00:38:20,052
- Dan, no.
- Don't do this, man.
746
00:38:26,933 --> 00:38:30,391
Remember that thing I said
about having done this before?
747
00:38:31,905 --> 00:38:34,373
I totally lied.
I'm scared shitless.
748
00:39:01,568 --> 00:39:03,729
Dan! Danny!
749
00:39:03,770 --> 00:39:06,295
Dan, are you okay?
Say something!
750
00:39:06,339 --> 00:39:09,137
Oh my God.
751
00:39:10,143 --> 00:39:11,606
Oh my God!
752
00:39:11,611 --> 00:39:14,375
Danny!
Talk to me, Danny!
753
00:39:14,414 --> 00:39:16,939
Oh my God.
754
00:39:16,983 --> 00:39:19,281
- Oh my God, my legs.
- Dan!
755
00:39:19,319 --> 00:39:23,585
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
756
00:39:23,623 --> 00:39:25,887
My legs are broken!
Oh my God!
757
00:39:25,925 --> 00:39:28,086
Can you move, Dan?
758
00:39:28,128 --> 00:39:30,460
No, I can't.
I can't move.
759
00:39:30,497 --> 00:39:32,293
Okay, hold on.
Hold on, baby.
760
00:39:32,298 --> 00:39:34,429
- What are you doing?
- I've got to get down to him.
761
00:39:34,434 --> 00:39:35,930
Stop, you're gonna get hurt.
Calm down.
762
00:39:35,935 --> 00:39:38,165
No no no, stay there.
763
00:39:38,204 --> 00:39:40,635
Don't get off the chair.
Stay on the chair.
764
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:44,132
- How bad is it?
- It's bad.
765
00:39:44,177 --> 00:39:45,874
It's really bad.
766
00:39:45,879 --> 00:39:48,883
The bone is sticking
out of my leg.
767
00:39:48,888 --> 00:39:49,344
Help!
768
00:39:49,349 --> 00:39:51,476
Help!
769
00:39:51,518 --> 00:39:53,518
Please help!
770
00:39:53,553 --> 00:39:55,450
Hey, Dan, buddy.
771
00:39:55,455 --> 00:39:57,051
Dan, can you move at all?
772
00:39:57,056 --> 00:39:59,524
No, man, it's bad.
773
00:39:59,559 --> 00:40:01,790
You can't slide down the hill
or anything?
774
00:40:01,795 --> 00:40:03,781
No, I can't slide down
the fucking hill!
775
00:40:03,786 --> 00:40:05,126
I'm bleeding to death, man!
776
00:40:05,131 --> 00:40:07,061
Okay okay.
777
00:40:07,066 --> 00:40:09,030
Can you stop the bleeding?
778
00:40:09,035 --> 00:40:11,970
- With what?
- Hold on.
779
00:40:17,076 --> 00:40:19,076
Here.
780
00:40:20,513 --> 00:40:22,010
Shit!
781
00:40:22,015 --> 00:40:23,578
Hey, Dan, hold on, man.
782
00:40:23,583 --> 00:40:24,107
Hold on.
783
00:40:24,112 --> 00:40:26,279
I'm gonna throw
mine down to you.
784
00:40:26,319 --> 00:40:29,447
Here it comes.
Ready?
785
00:40:31,057 --> 00:40:33,057
Can you get to it?
786
00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:35,660
Just feel for it, buddy.
787
00:41:10,430 --> 00:41:12,990
I got it.
I got it.
788
00:41:13,032 --> 00:41:15,944
Okay, Dan, you're
gonna have to...
789
00:41:15,949 --> 00:41:17,866
tie that to your legs.
790
00:41:17,871 --> 00:41:20,101
Tie it onto your legs
above where it's bleeding.
791
00:41:20,106 --> 00:41:22,836
Okay?
Like a tourniquet thing.
792
00:41:32,218 --> 00:41:35,619
Okay, hold on. Wait.
Here, take my coat.
793
00:41:35,655 --> 00:41:39,250
No, leave your coat on.
Don't take your coat off.
794
00:41:39,292 --> 00:41:41,222
It's okay.
I can huddle next to Lynch.
795
00:41:41,227 --> 00:41:43,227
- Please.
- Leave your coat on!
796
00:41:53,306 --> 00:41:55,536
Fuck!
797
00:42:03,149 --> 00:42:05,947
- Hey. Hey, Dan.
- What?
798
00:42:05,985 --> 00:42:08,249
Maybe I can climb
up to the cable...
799
00:42:08,288 --> 00:42:10,585
and get to a chair
that's closer to the ground.
800
00:42:10,590 --> 00:42:13,621
You've got to be careful, man.
Those cables are razor sharp.
801
00:42:13,626 --> 00:42:15,556
You think you can
pull yourself...
802
00:42:15,561 --> 00:42:17,358
across on these chairs?
803
00:42:17,363 --> 00:42:18,626
I can't even do a pull-up.
804
00:42:18,631 --> 00:42:20,495
You never even tried
to do a fucking pull-up.
805
00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,624
Your mom had to
write you a letter...
806
00:42:22,629 --> 00:42:24,669
so you could get
out of gym class.
807
00:42:26,172 --> 00:42:28,333
- Hey, Joe.
- Yeah?
808
00:42:28,374 --> 00:42:31,002
Remember Jenny Bluth?
Huh?
809
00:42:31,044 --> 00:42:31,799
Remember her?
810
00:42:31,804 --> 00:42:33,608
She could do a
fucking pull-up.
811
00:42:33,613 --> 00:42:35,343
I know, but...
812
00:42:35,348 --> 00:42:36,786
even if I get to that chair,
813
00:42:36,791 --> 00:42:38,846
how many more chairs
is it gonna take...
814
00:42:38,851 --> 00:42:41,671
before I get to one
that's closer to the ground?
815
00:42:42,288 --> 00:42:43,952
The poles.
816
00:42:43,957 --> 00:42:45,887
The poles, they all have
ladders on them, okay?
817
00:42:45,892 --> 00:42:47,288
The lift poles.
818
00:42:47,293 --> 00:42:49,057
You just have to find
your way to one of those.
819
00:42:49,062 --> 00:42:51,061
Okay.
820
00:42:51,063 --> 00:42:54,794
Okay, how far is that chair
away from the pole?
821
00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:57,631
- I don't know.
- Just give me a second.
822
00:42:57,669 --> 00:43:00,103
Give me a second, all right?
823
00:43:00,138 --> 00:43:02,538
Wait, what if you fall too?
824
00:43:02,574 --> 00:43:04,934
Parker, if we stay up
here we're gonna...
825
00:43:04,939 --> 00:43:07,039
freeze to death
and he's gonna die.
826
00:43:08,347 --> 00:43:08,990
Okay, Dan.
827
00:43:08,995 --> 00:43:11,316
Dan, I'm gonna try
and scale back...
828
00:43:11,350 --> 00:43:13,443
to the next chair.
829
00:43:15,988 --> 00:43:17,818
Baby.
830
00:43:17,823 --> 00:43:20,053
Baby, was that you?
831
00:43:20,092 --> 00:43:23,619
- What?
- Hey, shut up, Dan. Shut up.
832
00:43:25,497 --> 00:43:27,829
Oh my God.
833
00:43:27,866 --> 00:43:30,892
Oh my God.
That was a wolf.
834
00:43:30,936 --> 00:43:33,333
Dan, that's not a wolf, man.
That's a coyote or something.
835
00:43:33,573 --> 00:43:35,602
I know the sound
of a fucking wolf!
836
00:43:35,607 --> 00:43:37,973
- Help!
- They're scared of people.
837
00:43:38,010 --> 00:43:40,478
- Help me!
- Come on, relax.
838
00:43:40,512 --> 00:43:41,779
When was the last
time you heard...
839
00:43:41,784 --> 00:43:42,943
of a wolf attack
in New England?
840
00:43:42,948 --> 00:43:46,042
Never.
They're pussies, man.
841
00:43:46,084 --> 00:43:49,024
The wolves around here,
they're not even that big.
842
00:43:50,922 --> 00:43:54,756
Hey. Hey, listen.
It could be worse, right?
843
00:43:54,793 --> 00:43:56,793
How could it be worse?
844
00:43:59,197 --> 00:44:01,324
It could be the sarlacc pit.
845
00:44:01,366 --> 00:44:05,097
Hey, Parker came through
with the tension breaker, bud.
846
00:44:05,137 --> 00:44:07,503
Your girl's all right, Walker.
847
00:44:07,539 --> 00:44:10,508
- Hey, she's all right.
- Just climb.
848
00:44:10,542 --> 00:44:13,010
Please, please just climb.
849
00:44:13,045 --> 00:44:16,276
Okay, hold on.
Hold on, I'm coming.
850
00:44:20,419 --> 00:44:22,215
Hold on.
851
00:44:22,220 --> 00:44:24,848
It'll be okay, Dan.
852
00:44:27,826 --> 00:44:29,496
You know it's funny,
I was never...
853
00:44:29,501 --> 00:44:31,124
afraid of heights
until right now.
854
00:44:31,129 --> 00:44:33,460
- Okay, what can I do to help?
- I don't know.
855
00:44:33,465 --> 00:44:35,465
Just hold on to my legs.
856
00:44:35,467 --> 00:44:37,998
I mean, you can't stop me
from falling but it's...
857
00:44:38,003 --> 00:44:40,000
it's like psychological
or something.
858
00:44:40,005 --> 00:44:42,530
- Okay.
- Okay.
859
00:44:44,342 --> 00:44:46,506
Oh shit, it's high.
It's really fucking high.
860
00:44:46,511 --> 00:44:47,869
- What can I do to help?
861
00:44:47,874 --> 00:44:49,743
Nothing. Just stop
talking, okay?
862
00:44:49,748 --> 00:44:51,748
- Okay.
- Okay.
863
00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:54,241
Come on.
864
00:45:00,258 --> 00:45:02,155
Please hurry!
865
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,390
Dan, just be quiet, okay?
866
00:45:08,133 --> 00:45:10,133
Oh God.
867
00:45:11,803 --> 00:45:13,803
Shit, it's all ice.
868
00:45:13,839 --> 00:45:17,240
Hey, Dan.
Dan, buddy, it's all ice.
869
00:45:17,275 --> 00:45:20,335
But I think if we knock it off
I can get to the top.
870
00:45:21,613 --> 00:45:23,613
Hold on.
871
00:45:25,851 --> 00:45:27,851
Shit.
872
00:45:43,835 --> 00:45:46,736
Oh shit.
873
00:45:47,739 --> 00:45:49,969
What am I supposed to do?
874
00:45:53,845 --> 00:45:56,313
You guys!
875
00:45:56,348 --> 00:45:58,348
What the fuck
am I supposed to do?
876
00:46:01,186 --> 00:46:03,186
Get the hell away from him!
877
00:46:12,597 --> 00:46:14,597
Hey.
Hey, are you all right?
878
00:46:14,599 --> 00:46:16,692
Yeah.
879
00:46:16,735 --> 00:46:18,828
Yeah, I'm alive.
880
00:46:20,405 --> 00:46:22,369
See, I told you, man.
881
00:46:22,374 --> 00:46:25,639
They're more afraid of you
than you are of them. Huh?
882
00:46:25,677 --> 00:46:28,578
I don't know, man.
I'm pretty afraid.
883
00:46:28,613 --> 00:46:30,443
I know, man.
I know.
884
00:46:30,448 --> 00:46:33,042
I can't feel my legs anymore.
885
00:46:33,084 --> 00:46:36,383
That's not good, right?
886
00:46:36,421 --> 00:46:39,481
I mean, they
don't hurt as bad,
887
00:46:39,524 --> 00:46:41,651
but that's not good.
888
00:46:41,693 --> 00:46:44,124
No no, it's fine.
You're gonna be all right.
889
00:46:44,129 --> 00:46:46,529
Okay, it's probably
really really bad.
890
00:46:46,565 --> 00:46:48,528
We're got to move and get...
891
00:46:48,533 --> 00:46:51,058
Hey hey hey.
Go like this.
892
00:46:51,102 --> 00:46:53,593
Ow.
Ow, it's like a sunburn.
893
00:46:53,638 --> 00:46:55,711
- No no, I think
it's frostbite.
894
00:46:55,716 --> 00:46:56,069
What?
895
00:46:56,074 --> 00:46:58,174
Is my face changing
color anywhere?
896
00:46:58,977 --> 00:47:01,411
I don't know.
I can't see anything.
897
00:47:01,446 --> 00:47:03,376
Don't... don't touch it.
Stop.
898
00:47:03,381 --> 00:47:05,381
- Stop.
- But it itches now.
899
00:47:05,383 --> 00:47:06,588
I know, but if you
rub your face...
900
00:47:06,593 --> 00:47:07,280
it's gonna come off.
901
00:47:07,285 --> 00:47:08,582
Will you just hurry
up up there? !
902
00:47:08,587 --> 00:47:10,851
Okay, I'm trying.
Hold on.
903
00:47:10,889 --> 00:47:12,889
Shit.
904
00:47:28,406 --> 00:47:29,769
Be careful.
905
00:47:29,774 --> 00:47:32,641
Okay, just don't talk.
906
00:47:35,947 --> 00:47:38,245
I can do this.
907
00:47:44,255 --> 00:47:46,185
Oh, I got you.
908
00:47:46,190 --> 00:47:48,190
Shit, it's slippery.
909
00:47:48,959 --> 00:47:51,120
Don't look down.
910
00:47:56,267 --> 00:47:58,394
My boots are so heavy.
911
00:48:13,384 --> 00:48:16,444
The cable is cutting
through my gloves.
912
00:48:19,623 --> 00:48:21,750
Do you got it?
913
00:48:30,501 --> 00:48:32,501
Oh, my hands.
914
00:48:36,507 --> 00:48:38,532
Oh my God.
915
00:48:38,575 --> 00:48:40,702
What?
What's wrong?
916
00:48:40,744 --> 00:48:43,178
Oh my God.
Okay.
917
00:48:44,715 --> 00:48:47,343
What is it? What?
918
00:48:48,819 --> 00:48:50,819
I got you.
I got you, you're okay.
919
00:48:50,854 --> 00:48:52,854
I got you.
920
00:48:52,890 --> 00:48:55,381
You're okay.
921
00:48:55,426 --> 00:48:57,156
What's wrong?
922
00:48:57,161 --> 00:48:58,657
- What's wrong?
- Don't look down.
923
00:48:58,662 --> 00:49:00,755
- What?
- Don't look. Don't look.
924
00:49:01,765 --> 00:49:03,329
- Lynch.
- Yeah, man?
925
00:49:03,334 --> 00:49:05,962
Don't you let her look.
926
00:49:06,003 --> 00:49:08,202
- Don't you fucking
let her look.
927
00:49:08,207 --> 00:49:08,500
Dan!
928
00:49:08,505 --> 00:49:10,905
- Shh.
- Dan!
929
00:49:10,941 --> 00:49:13,239
No, I won't, man.
930
00:49:13,277 --> 00:49:15,174
Don't.
931
00:49:15,179 --> 00:49:17,909
Don't you let her look!
932
00:49:17,948 --> 00:49:21,179
Dan!
933
00:49:26,256 --> 00:49:28,588
Let me look.
I need to look.
934
00:49:28,625 --> 00:49:31,150
I need to look!
935
00:49:31,195 --> 00:49:33,322
No!
936
00:49:35,199 --> 00:49:37,997
No! Dan!
937
00:49:38,035 --> 00:49:40,560
Let me look!
938
00:49:44,742 --> 00:49:47,939
- No!
- Oh my God. Oh my God.
939
00:49:47,978 --> 00:49:51,175
Oh my God.
940
00:49:53,384 --> 00:49:55,875
Oh God.
Think about Dan.
941
00:50:01,725 --> 00:50:03,555
Shh shh.
942
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,140
Don't listen to it.
Just don't listen to it.
943
00:50:06,163 --> 00:50:08,256
Don't listen to it.
944
00:50:15,339 --> 00:50:17,864
Okay. Okay.
945
00:50:17,908 --> 00:50:20,706
Okay.
946
00:50:38,495 --> 00:50:40,793
Dan!
947
00:50:47,938 --> 00:50:49,938
No, Dan.
948
00:50:55,012 --> 00:50:57,310
No!
949
00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:27,502
Cables cut through my gloves.
950
00:51:27,544 --> 00:51:29,705
My hands are wasted.
951
00:51:30,714 --> 00:51:32,714
Why'd you let him jump?
952
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:39,154
You can't be serious.
953
00:51:40,157 --> 00:51:42,157
It was too far.
954
00:51:43,660 --> 00:51:45,719
No, he said he could do it.
955
00:51:45,762 --> 00:51:48,128
You didn't try to stop him.
956
00:51:53,203 --> 00:51:56,034
I can't believe this.
Are you trying to blame me?
957
00:51:56,039 --> 00:51:58,003
No.
958
00:51:58,008 --> 00:51:59,605
No, I'm not blaming you.
959
00:51:59,610 --> 00:52:01,106
I mean, you're his girlfriend.
960
00:52:01,111 --> 00:52:02,527
I didn't see you
trying to throw...
961
00:52:02,532 --> 00:52:03,542
yourself in front of him.
962
00:52:03,547 --> 00:52:05,879
He wasn't going
to listen to me.
963
00:52:05,916 --> 00:52:07,916
But he would have
listened to me?
964
00:52:09,620 --> 00:52:11,747
No, I said it was a bad idea.
965
00:52:11,788 --> 00:52:13,552
I said it was too far a drop.
966
00:52:13,557 --> 00:52:15,553
I didn't hear any
ideas from you...
967
00:52:15,558 --> 00:52:17,558
except for crying about it.
968
00:52:18,128 --> 00:52:20,153
Don't you fucking blame me.
969
00:52:22,432 --> 00:52:24,601
You've been his
girlfriend for what,
970
00:52:24,606 --> 00:52:25,063
a year?
971
00:52:25,068 --> 00:52:27,067
Maybe?
972
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,666
I've known him
my entire fucking life.
973
00:52:34,877 --> 00:52:36,607
You should've...
974
00:52:36,612 --> 00:52:38,739
- you should've...
- What?
975
00:52:40,983 --> 00:52:43,008
Say it!
976
00:52:45,087 --> 00:52:47,112
It should've been me.
977
00:52:47,156 --> 00:52:49,556
- No.
- That's what you want to say.
978
00:52:49,592 --> 00:52:51,856
No, that's...
that's not what I said.
979
00:52:51,894 --> 00:52:54,727
It's okay. I get it.
I get it.
980
00:52:54,764 --> 00:52:56,794
It should have been me
down there, right?
981
00:52:56,799 --> 00:52:58,229
'Cause who gives
a fuck about me?
982
00:52:58,234 --> 00:53:00,234
No.
983
00:53:01,571 --> 00:53:03,167
You know what?
984
00:53:03,172 --> 00:53:04,537
If we hadn't spent
the entire day...
985
00:53:04,542 --> 00:53:05,603
on the fucking bunny hill...
986
00:53:05,608 --> 00:53:07,572
watching you fall
on your ass...
987
00:53:07,577 --> 00:53:09,574
we would have done some runs
and we could have gone home.
988
00:53:09,579 --> 00:53:11,706
I'm sorry.
989
00:53:13,416 --> 00:53:16,283
Or maybe if you hadn't
fucked with our thing.
990
00:53:16,319 --> 00:53:18,549
Maybe if you had
just stayed home...
991
00:53:18,588 --> 00:53:20,715
and not tried to
force yourself...
992
00:53:20,756 --> 00:53:22,853
into every little
aspect of his life...
993
00:53:22,858 --> 00:53:24,989
my best friend
wouldn't be dead right now.
994
00:53:24,994 --> 00:53:27,394
That's...
995
00:53:27,430 --> 00:53:29,260
not fair.
996
00:53:29,265 --> 00:53:31,265
That's not fair.
997
00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:36,600
It's not fair
that my best friend is dead.
998
00:53:38,507 --> 00:53:40,941
He's not coming back.
He's gone.
999
00:53:44,947 --> 00:53:48,075
- I'm sorry.
- Fuck you!
1000
00:54:09,238 --> 00:54:11,238
I'm sorry.
1001
00:54:14,577 --> 00:54:16,540
I'm sorry.
1002
00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:19,537
I'm so sorry, Lynch.
1003
00:54:20,983 --> 00:54:22,983
Please.
1004
00:54:31,093 --> 00:54:33,152
I'm sorry.
1005
00:54:34,163 --> 00:54:37,724
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it.
1006
00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:47,332
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it, okay?
1007
00:54:47,376 --> 00:54:49,810
I didn't mean it.
1008
00:55:05,695 --> 00:55:07,695
830.
1009
00:55:08,898 --> 00:55:10,861
Oh shit.
1010
00:55:10,866 --> 00:55:13,357
What were my numbers?
1011
00:55:13,402 --> 00:55:16,530
- 786...
- 7860.
1012
00:55:17,707 --> 00:55:20,505
830-7860.
1013
00:55:20,543 --> 00:55:22,543
Yeah.
1014
00:55:22,578 --> 00:55:25,274
I'm so gonna call that girl
when I get back.
1015
00:55:25,314 --> 00:55:27,578
You know what?
1016
00:55:27,616 --> 00:55:30,414
I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
No messing around.
1017
00:55:30,419 --> 00:55:31,790
I'm just gonna call
her and I'm gonna...
1018
00:55:31,795 --> 00:55:32,583
be like, 'Hey, Shannon.
1019
00:55:32,588 --> 00:55:35,319
It's Joe from the chairlift.
Will you marry me?'
1020
00:55:35,324 --> 00:55:37,451
We'll get a house,
have two kids...
1021
00:55:37,493 --> 00:55:39,223
and a dog named Steve.
1022
00:55:39,228 --> 00:55:41,721
- Who's gonna pay
for the house?
1023
00:55:41,726 --> 00:55:42,460
She will.
1024
00:55:42,465 --> 00:55:44,592
She's got a great job.
1025
00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:46,564
What does she do?
1026
00:55:46,569 --> 00:55:49,129
Orthodontist.
1027
00:55:49,589 --> 00:55:51,602
Orthodontists make
a lot of money.
1028
00:55:51,607 --> 00:55:53,471
Yeah.
1029
00:55:53,476 --> 00:55:57,037
Well, I'm sure the two of you
will be really happy.
1030
00:55:58,414 --> 00:56:01,645
830-7860.
1031
00:56:03,786 --> 00:56:05,483
Who names their dog Steve?
1032
00:56:05,488 --> 00:56:07,752
I will.
1033
00:56:09,024 --> 00:56:11,219
Steve's a people name.
1034
00:56:11,260 --> 00:56:13,490
Says who?
1035
00:56:16,198 --> 00:56:18,362
You don't, like,
go to someone's house...
1036
00:56:18,367 --> 00:56:21,996
and have them say,
'Here, meet my dog Steve.'
1037
00:56:23,038 --> 00:56:23,487
Why not?
1038
00:56:23,492 --> 00:56:25,636
I think Steve's a
good name for a dog.
1039
00:56:25,641 --> 00:56:27,973
Here, meet my cat Chris.
1040
00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:30,740
No cat.
1041
00:56:30,780 --> 00:56:33,840
Just a dog...
Steve.
1042
00:56:37,219 --> 00:56:39,744
Shaina must be so hungry.
1043
00:56:43,292 --> 00:56:44,889
What kind of pizza
should we get?
1044
00:56:44,894 --> 00:56:46,894
The poor thing.
1045
00:56:48,364 --> 00:56:51,128
She's just a puppy.
1046
00:56:52,501 --> 00:56:56,198
She's not gonna understand
that I died.
1047
00:56:58,307 --> 00:57:00,832
She's gonna think that I left,
1048
00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:02,876
that I forgot about her.
1049
00:57:03,979 --> 00:57:06,607
She's probably waiting...
1050
00:57:06,649 --> 00:57:09,049
by the front door right now.
1051
00:57:09,084 --> 00:57:12,815
At every little noise
that she hears...
1052
00:57:12,855 --> 00:57:14,350
in the hallway,
1053
00:57:14,355 --> 00:57:17,620
she's probably
cocking her little head...
1054
00:57:17,659 --> 00:57:19,854
to the side...
1055
00:57:19,894 --> 00:57:22,522
wondering when
I'm gonna come in.
1056
00:57:22,564 --> 00:57:25,158
But I won't.
1057
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,498
I won't come in.
1058
00:57:27,535 --> 00:57:30,663
And she's gonna...
she's gonna starve to death.
1059
00:57:34,108 --> 00:57:36,072
She's gonna starve to death...
1060
00:57:36,077 --> 00:57:39,672
waiting for me to come in.
1061
00:57:39,714 --> 00:57:42,012
It's all my fault.
1062
00:57:42,050 --> 00:57:44,848
She's not gonna
starve to death.
1063
00:57:44,886 --> 00:57:47,582
You're not gonna die, Parker.
1064
00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:51,991
I'm the only one with a key
to my apartment, though.
1065
00:57:52,026 --> 00:57:53,477
Yeah, I know, but
the neighbors...
1066
00:57:53,482 --> 00:57:54,591
will kick the door down...
1067
00:57:54,596 --> 00:57:57,497
if she doesn't stop barking.
1068
00:57:57,532 --> 00:57:59,932
Someone will figure it out.
1069
00:57:59,968 --> 00:58:02,334
She'll be just fine.
1070
00:58:04,239 --> 00:58:06,239
So will you.
1071
00:58:06,274 --> 00:58:08,834
So will we.
1072
00:58:17,318 --> 00:58:19,318
I just want to see my mom.
1073
00:58:22,056 --> 00:58:24,056
And my dad.
1074
01:01:09,123 --> 01:01:11,717
Ah!
1075
01:01:18,399 --> 01:01:21,095
I thought I was dreaming.
1076
01:01:21,135 --> 01:01:24,036
I thought I was dreaming this.
1077
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:35,774
- You okay?
- I'm fine.
1078
01:01:37,151 --> 01:01:39,151
Your frostbite is
getting worse.
1079
01:01:40,021 --> 01:01:42,841
- Really? How bad...
- Don't touch it. It's bad.
1080
01:01:45,259 --> 01:01:47,123
It doesn't itch
as much anymore.
1081
01:01:47,128 --> 01:01:49,562
Okay, don't touch
your face though.
1082
01:01:51,999 --> 01:01:53,763
When we get out of here
I'm gonna get you to a doctor.
1083
01:01:53,768 --> 01:01:56,328
- They'll fix it right away.
- You have...
1084
01:01:56,370 --> 01:01:58,998
You have red marks
on your face too.
1085
01:02:02,442 --> 01:02:04,467
They'll fix me up too.
1086
01:02:06,113 --> 01:02:08,513
Don't. Don't.
Don't touch it. It's bad.
1087
01:02:12,786 --> 01:02:14,786
Well, it's the morning.
1088
01:02:16,790 --> 01:02:18,687
Maybe someone
will come up now.
1089
01:02:18,692 --> 01:02:20,785
For what?
1090
01:02:22,796 --> 01:02:24,991
Mountain maintenance.
I don't know.
1091
01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:28,737
Besides, if we don't
show up for class...
1092
01:02:28,742 --> 01:02:29,898
people will start
looking for us.
1093
01:02:29,903 --> 01:02:31,928
No one knows we're here.
1094
01:02:33,540 --> 01:02:35,770
I didn't tell anyone
I was coming.
1095
01:02:38,145 --> 01:02:39,641
Help!
1096
01:02:39,646 --> 01:02:42,638
We need help!
1097
01:02:51,091 --> 01:02:54,271
If I can get to that pole
I can climb down the ladder.
1098
01:02:58,064 --> 01:03:01,004
How are you gonna climb
with your hands like that?
1099
01:03:02,569 --> 01:03:04,399
We won't make it
another night.
1100
01:03:04,404 --> 01:03:06,668
Are you sure you
don't want to...
1101
01:03:06,706 --> 01:03:09,038
wait a few hours?
1102
01:03:09,075 --> 01:03:11,075
I mean, maybe you're right.
1103
01:03:11,111 --> 01:03:13,978
Maybe someone's
coming in today.
1104
01:05:38,158 --> 01:05:40,718
The sun feels good.
1105
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:44,287
First we're freezing,
now we're gonna get sunburned.
1106
01:05:44,331 --> 01:05:46,697
Be careful what you
wish for, right?
1107
01:05:46,733 --> 01:05:49,327
How come you
never have a girlfriend?
1108
01:05:49,848 --> 01:05:52,463
How am I supposed
to answer that?
1109
01:05:52,979 --> 01:05:55,133
I just mean you're
a decent guy.
1110
01:05:55,175 --> 01:05:57,405
And chicks dig you.
1111
01:05:57,444 --> 01:06:00,140
But you never
have a relationship.
1112
01:06:02,361 --> 01:06:04,012
I had a serious
girlfriend once.
1113
01:06:04,017 --> 01:06:06,577
- High school doesn't count.
- No.
1114
01:06:06,619 --> 01:06:08,917
No, post high school.
Freshman year.
1115
01:06:08,955 --> 01:06:10,885
Who?
1116
01:06:10,890 --> 01:06:13,688
This girl Annie.
1117
01:06:13,727 --> 01:06:17,219
We met at freshman
orientation.
1118
01:06:17,263 --> 01:06:19,857
We emailed each other
during the summer.
1119
01:06:19,899 --> 01:06:22,731
When we got back to school
it was like we were dating.
1120
01:06:22,736 --> 01:06:24,265
Oh.
1121
01:06:24,270 --> 01:06:27,398
I just really felt it
with her, you know?
1122
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:29,971
We were into the same stuff,
which was cool.
1123
01:06:29,976 --> 01:06:32,206
She was way into Aerosmith.
1124
01:06:32,245 --> 01:06:34,442
I'd seen 'em five times.
She'd seem 'em eight.
1125
01:06:34,447 --> 01:06:36,881
What happened?
1126
01:06:39,719 --> 01:06:41,719
She, uh...
1127
01:06:42,956 --> 01:06:46,255
had the same favorite
movie as me... ET.
1128
01:06:47,494 --> 01:06:50,360
It was like soulmates,
that shit you read about.
1129
01:06:54,500 --> 01:06:57,367
So what happened?
1130
01:06:58,470 --> 01:07:00,300
Same old shit.
1131
01:07:00,305 --> 01:07:02,535
No.
1132
01:07:02,574 --> 01:07:05,099
You know what happened?
She...
1133
01:07:05,144 --> 01:07:07,144
she liked another guy.
1134
01:07:08,614 --> 01:07:13,244
This fraternity douchebag
named Dean.
1135
01:07:14,586 --> 01:07:17,054
She dumped you for a frat guy?
1136
01:07:17,089 --> 01:07:18,919
No.
1137
01:07:18,924 --> 01:07:21,119
No, I dumped her.
1138
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,390
We were in the
cafeteria, right?
1139
01:07:23,429 --> 01:07:24,858
You know, we were
having lunch,
1140
01:07:24,863 --> 01:07:25,692
facing each other.
1141
01:07:25,697 --> 01:07:27,752
I was facing the
wall and she was...
1142
01:07:27,757 --> 01:07:29,757
facing everybody behind me.
1143
01:07:32,871 --> 01:07:34,930
And I kept seeing her, like,
1144
01:07:34,973 --> 01:07:36,341
you know, looking at somebody.
1145
01:07:36,346 --> 01:07:37,805
You know, like
kind of laughing.
1146
01:07:37,810 --> 01:07:39,706
And I was just like,
you know,
1147
01:07:39,711 --> 01:07:41,642
'What's so funny?' You know?
1148
01:07:41,647 --> 01:07:43,877
And, you know, like,
'What the hell is going on?'
1149
01:07:43,882 --> 01:07:45,882
And she said...
1150
01:07:49,455 --> 01:07:51,855
she said,
'Dean's making fun of you.'
1151
01:07:51,890 --> 01:07:53,956
So I turn around
and I'm ready to...
1152
01:07:53,961 --> 01:07:56,061
just beat the shit
out of this guy.
1153
01:07:57,663 --> 01:08:00,603
But all I can see are these
random fucking people.
1154
01:08:00,632 --> 01:08:02,759
All these faces.
1155
01:08:02,801 --> 01:08:06,601
This guy was making eyes
at my girl and could see me...
1156
01:08:06,638 --> 01:08:09,607
but I couldn't see him.
1157
01:08:13,011 --> 01:08:15,309
That's messed up.
1158
01:08:17,316 --> 01:08:19,443
I never felt so stupid.
1159
01:08:21,086 --> 01:08:23,316
I just walked out.
1160
01:08:24,323 --> 01:08:26,253
You just walked out?
1161
01:08:26,258 --> 01:08:27,487
Yeah, I told her
to laugh it up...
1162
01:08:27,492 --> 01:08:28,322
with Dean the frat guy.
1163
01:08:28,327 --> 01:08:30,057
I was out.
1164
01:08:30,062 --> 01:08:32,530
That sucks.
1165
01:08:34,900 --> 01:08:37,731
Maybe I shouldn't have been
so quick to walk away.
1166
01:08:37,736 --> 01:08:40,667
You know, maybe I should
have had a thicker skin...
1167
01:08:40,672 --> 01:08:42,772
and not been
such a sensitive bitch.
1168
01:08:49,248 --> 01:08:52,547
Sometimes I feel like
I was just insecure.
1169
01:08:52,584 --> 01:08:54,677
Maybe I screwed up.
1170
01:08:57,689 --> 01:08:59,884
You should tell her that.
1171
01:08:59,925 --> 01:09:02,985
When you get home
you should call her.
1172
01:09:05,697 --> 01:09:07,697
I can't.
1173
01:09:11,203 --> 01:09:13,228
She's dating Dean.
1174
01:09:23,882 --> 01:09:25,882
I should have done something.
1175
01:09:29,388 --> 01:09:30,918
There was nothing
you could have done.
1176
01:09:30,923 --> 01:09:34,450
I just sat here
and I let him die.
1177
01:09:34,493 --> 01:09:37,189
No, you didn't.
We didn't let him die, okay?
1178
01:09:37,229 --> 01:09:38,926
There was nothing
we could have done.
1179
01:09:38,931 --> 01:09:41,559
He jumped down there
to save us, okay?
1180
01:09:45,337 --> 01:09:47,067
He was the one.
1181
01:09:47,072 --> 01:09:49,973
He was the boy
I was gonna marry.
1182
01:09:52,644 --> 01:09:54,771
Hey.
1183
01:09:54,813 --> 01:09:56,974
First grade...
1184
01:09:57,015 --> 01:10:00,382
and we get left there
by our moms...
1185
01:10:00,419 --> 01:10:01,815
for the day.
1186
01:10:01,820 --> 01:10:03,750
It's like the first
real day of school,
1187
01:10:03,755 --> 01:10:05,419
you know,
without your folks around.
1188
01:10:05,424 --> 01:10:09,326
And Dan was this
chubby little kid.
1189
01:10:09,361 --> 01:10:11,386
No, fuck it.
1190
01:10:11,430 --> 01:10:14,422
He was a fat ass.
1191
01:10:14,466 --> 01:10:17,060
And so our moms all leave...
1192
01:10:17,102 --> 01:10:19,562
but Dan wouldn't let go
of his mom's hand.
1193
01:10:20,272 --> 01:10:21,974
And even after she
left he just stood...
1194
01:10:21,979 --> 01:10:23,170
at the front of the class...
1195
01:10:23,175 --> 01:10:25,268
crying like a total pussy.
1196
01:10:25,310 --> 01:10:28,190
- That sounds like Dan.
- Yeah, you have no idea.
1197
01:10:29,648 --> 01:10:32,116
Anyway, so the teacher...
1198
01:10:32,150 --> 01:10:34,914
oh, what's her name?
1199
01:10:38,824 --> 01:10:40,554
Mrs. Schifrin.
1200
01:10:40,559 --> 01:10:42,574
So Mrs. Schifrin is
trying everything...
1201
01:10:42,579 --> 01:10:44,291
to get the fat kid
to stop crying.
1202
01:10:44,296 --> 01:10:46,924
And she says,
1203
01:10:46,965 --> 01:10:49,263
'You know,
maybe there's somebody...
1204
01:10:49,301 --> 01:10:51,428
somebody else
you know in the class.
1205
01:10:51,470 --> 01:10:54,170
Maybe you have a friend
you want to sit with.'
1206
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:58,937
And this little fucker points
right at me and says, 'Him.'
1207
01:10:58,977 --> 01:11:01,878
Now I've never seen
this kid in my life.
1208
01:11:03,315 --> 01:11:06,716
But for some reason
he pointed at me.
1209
01:11:08,220 --> 01:11:10,550
- So you had to sit with him?
- Yeah, for a whole week.
1210
01:11:10,555 --> 01:11:12,418
Whole first week of
school I had to share...
1211
01:11:12,423 --> 01:11:13,820
my little cubby
with his fat ass.
1212
01:11:13,825 --> 01:11:15,986
Oh, gosh.
1213
01:11:19,231 --> 01:11:21,931
He was a douchebag.
I never let him forget it.
1214
01:11:38,783 --> 01:11:40,958
Dan didn't die up
here just for you...
1215
01:11:40,963 --> 01:11:42,963
and I to give up and die too.
1216
01:11:54,532 --> 01:11:56,532
Help me up.
1217
01:12:13,551 --> 01:12:15,678
Are you okay?
1218
01:12:21,559 --> 01:12:22,755
Oh God!
1219
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:24,557
Oh shit.
1220
01:12:24,562 --> 01:12:27,725
- Shit, just hold on.
- Oh my God.
1221
01:12:27,765 --> 01:12:30,663
- The chair is gonna fall.
- No it's not. No it's not.
1222
01:12:30,668 --> 01:12:33,694
Oh, God.
1223
01:12:36,674 --> 01:12:38,699
My hands.
1224
01:12:47,485 --> 01:12:49,612
Oh God, my hands.
1225
01:13:35,065 --> 01:13:37,065
Joe!
1226
01:13:49,013 --> 01:13:51,013
Fuck you, Jenny Bluth.
1227
01:13:52,149 --> 01:13:54,777
Oh fuck.
1228
01:14:04,094 --> 01:14:06,654
Oh shit.
Shit.
1229
01:14:06,697 --> 01:14:09,222
- Hey, Parker.
- What?
1230
01:14:09,266 --> 01:14:10,920
I need you to throw
my extra pole...
1231
01:14:10,925 --> 01:14:12,164
as far as you can this way.
1232
01:14:12,169 --> 01:14:14,169
What?
1233
01:14:14,205 --> 01:14:16,799
I said I want you
to throw my ski pole...
1234
01:14:16,841 --> 01:14:19,469
as far down the
hill as you can.
1235
01:14:19,510 --> 01:14:21,907
I'm gonna need some defense
when I get on the ground.
1236
01:14:21,912 --> 01:14:24,005
Okay.
1237
01:14:53,711 --> 01:14:55,711
Okay.
1238
01:15:04,121 --> 01:15:06,453
Oh my God.
1239
01:15:09,293 --> 01:15:11,955
- Shit.
- I'm sorry.
1240
01:15:11,996 --> 01:15:15,090
It's okay.
1241
01:15:23,841 --> 01:15:26,469
Shit.
Oh shit.
1242
01:15:28,579 --> 01:15:30,142
Okay.
1243
01:15:30,147 --> 01:15:31,744
You can do it.
1244
01:15:31,749 --> 01:15:34,377
You can do it.
Please do it.
1245
01:16:09,119 --> 01:16:11,610
Please don't break.
Please don't break.
1246
01:16:23,233 --> 01:16:25,326
Shit.
1247
01:16:28,137 --> 01:16:31,106
I just want to go.
Please let me go.
1248
01:16:55,531 --> 01:16:58,159
You did it!
You did it!
1249
01:17:06,576 --> 01:17:08,539
- Oh shit.
- Joe!
1250
01:17:08,544 --> 01:17:10,544
Lynch!
1251
01:17:11,614 --> 01:17:14,048
- Lynch!
- I'm okay.
1252
01:17:39,776 --> 01:17:41,776
No! No!
1253
01:17:55,458 --> 01:17:57,585
No!
1254
01:18:11,174 --> 01:18:13,768
Stay the fuck back!
1255
01:18:18,347 --> 01:18:20,406
Try and stay still.
1256
01:18:24,420 --> 01:18:26,615
I'll be back as fast as I can.
1257
01:18:26,656 --> 01:18:29,056
Please please hurry.
Please.
1258
01:18:31,427 --> 01:18:34,453
Joe, look out!
1259
01:18:39,302 --> 01:18:41,964
Joe!
1260
01:21:01,344 --> 01:21:03,344
Aw, Joe...
1261
01:23:10,071 --> 01:23:12,071
Ow!
1262
01:26:14,421 --> 01:26:16,446
Hello!
1263
01:26:22,229 --> 01:26:24,229
Help, please!
1264
01:26:24,264 --> 01:26:26,264
Wait!
1265
01:27:32,799 --> 01:27:35,097
Hey, you okay?
1266
01:27:35,135 --> 01:27:36,732
Hello?
1267
01:27:36,737 --> 01:27:38,634
Hey, you all right?
1268
01:27:38,639 --> 01:27:41,267
Hold on.
Hold on.
1269
01:27:41,308 --> 01:27:42,738
Hold on.
1270
01:27:42,743 --> 01:27:44,768
I'm gonna get you help.
1271
01:27:47,581 --> 01:27:49,511
No, there were no other cars.
1272
01:27:49,516 --> 01:27:51,455
I found her laying in the road...
1273
01:27:51,460 --> 01:27:53,460
right outside of
Mt. Holliston.
1274
01:27:56,490 --> 01:27:58,788
I'm taking her to you now.
1275
01:28:00,027 --> 01:28:02,325
Hold on.
1276
01:28:02,362 --> 01:28:04,557
The hospital
is only 10 minutes away.
1277
01:28:05,999 --> 01:28:07,896
You're gonna be okay.
1278
01:28:07,901 --> 01:28:10,131
You're gonna be okay.
1279
01:28:11,438 --> 01:28:13,778
You're gonna be okay, baby.
1280
01:28:15,842 --> 01:28:18,037
You're gonna be okay.
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