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This is me, Dick Strawbridge, my
wife Angel and our two children,
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in our glorious French chateau.
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We haven't ever regretted what
we've done.
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It is so worth it.
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We moved here three years ago to
follow our dream of living life
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in our very own castle.
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[laughter]
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Oh my god.
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Dick: But it's not been easy--
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I think I'm a bit too old for
this.
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--as dozens of other Brits
know only too well.
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Tim Alexander: Oops.
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Floor needs replacing as well.
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[laughter]
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Dick: Because it turns out,
we're not the only expats who
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have bought a French chateau.
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Woman: Wow, absolutely love it.
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Michael Halpin: 25-year-old
Bordeaux.
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Jonathan Cooke: Motherlode!
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Dick: In this series, we'll
reveal how we're running out
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Chateau as a business.
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There's not a thing about making
sausages that I don't find
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humorous.
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I'm still finding things that I
haven't seen.
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Dick: And see how these daring
Brits are running theirs.
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Dick: Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa--this place is done up.
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[chuckles]
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Dick: As they face the ups--
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Ashley Adams: It's really
beautiful.
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This is a rare moment, but I am
genuinely at peace.
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Dick: --and downs--
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Philip Baillie-Smith: It's a lot
worse than it looks.
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Dick:--of their new lives in
these crumbling and magnificent
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buildings.
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Michael Petherick: It is a bit
of a fantasy, living in a French
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chateau.
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We might have a few problems on
the way, but--
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--that's part of life, isn't it?
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[chuckles]
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- Dick: Today.
- Jonathan: Stop it!
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Get away.
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Dick: It's fun and games at one
chateau, as it's prepared for
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the arrival of its investors.
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Jonathan: We need to get on top
of it.
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Get on top of the goats.
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Dick: Until the investors
actually arrive that is.
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I was amazing at how anti people
were.
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I wasn't expecting quite the
backlash.
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Dick: It's a mad rush for one
couple setting up an anniversary
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party at their chateau.
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Loads of nails fell into that
sink.
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Phil: Don't care!
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Just exhausted really.
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Dick: And a single mom struggles
to get her chateau ready for a
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visit from the local mayor.
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Fiona Jones: I'm rushing.
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Thinking about Louie.
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Gravity--stay.
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Dick: The beautiful Chateau de
Jalesnes.
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It's managed by couple Michael
and Jonathan.
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We were civilly partnered five
years ago, on a very joyful
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occasion with all our family and
friends.
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And everything was going
great--[laughs]--then we decided
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to buy a chateau.
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Dick: They bought it for
,£750,000 four years ago,
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and with the help of investors,
have transformed it into
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what it is today.
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Jonathan: It was great--it was
fantastic--but then it all
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started to unravel.
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We knew we were taking a risk,
but we didn't think it was gonna
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be this big a risk.
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Dick: Located in the Pays de la
Loire, the chateau hasn't been
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making money.
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If they can't make it pay for
itself by the end of the summer,
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they may have to quit.
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Jonathan: This is our home, it's
all we've got.
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Everything we have is now
invested in this, and we haven't
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got a fall-back option.
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Michael: All our eggs are in the
one basket.
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Dick: And over the next few
days, these eggs could be under
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threat.
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Jonathan: The investors week is
coming up.
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They can vote us out just as
easily as they voted us in.
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Michael and I could lose our
jobs, it's as simple as that.
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Dick: So Michael and Jonathan
have a plan for the chateau's
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banqueting hall that they hope
will please the investors.
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We ordered some artwork,
and--[chuckles]--they delivered
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it to the farm next door.
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So the farmer's kindly said that
he'll bring it round here.
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Dick: They're hoping this
artwork will make the chateau
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more appealing to perspective
wedding clients, and in turn the
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investors.
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We had some feedback from brides
who visited the place saying it
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looks a bit of a blank canvas,
it's hard for them to visualize
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what it's gonna look like.
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Oh, look--[laughs]--he's brought
it on a forklift truck.
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- Oh my god--
- Oh no.
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- --is it hitting the ground?
- Michael: Oh my.
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How much did you say that's
worth?
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Ten grand.
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Dick: They're worth ten grand,
but thrifty Jonathan actually
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got them for five.
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It's crucial they aren't
damaged.
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- Michael: Good on 'em.
- Jonathan: Only in France.
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Jonathan: Fantastic.
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Trying to get that through that
box.
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Jonathan: That's all right, he
can see it--he can see it.
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Superb.
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Dick: Inside are twenty
reproduction of famous
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French-themed paintings, most of
them by French artists.
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[laughter]
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I'm so excited.
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I've never spent this much--can
you imagine going to the January
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sales with ten grand in your
pocket, that's how excited I am.
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I've never spent that much
money--never.
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We bought a house once.
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Yeah, but no, that's a paper
transaction, isn't it?
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What are you doing?
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How--hang on, you're ahead of me
again.
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You gotta go this way, gotta go
this way.
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Jonathan: No, I want this--
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- There's nails this way.
- Come on, come on.
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I just want to see the top one.
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- Michael: Seen it.
- Stop it--get away.
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- [chuckles]
- You're so horrible.
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Jonathan: Now I want to see what
they're like.
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Oh my god.
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Pull it off.
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Should we peel it more delicate.
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No, no, no, no.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
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Take it, take it, take it, take
it, take it!
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Oh my god, I want to put it
somewhere.
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Absolutely magnificent.
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Jonathan: These are digital
restorations of the original.
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Now we need to get these into
the banqueting hall.
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I can take two.
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Dick: Tomorrow they start the
task of putting them up.
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Dick: Two and a half hours drive
northwest of Jonathan and
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Michael is another chateau:
Chateau du Bailleul.
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It's the splendid home of
husband and wife Philip and
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Angelina Bailee-Smith.
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It was all like, I said, "We're
gonna go live here in a chateau
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in France."
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Showed her and picture and:
"All right."
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It was literally like that.
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No it wasn't like, "All right,"
it was like, "Yeah, yeah, I want
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it, I want it."
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"Call them now, I want it, I'm
signing."
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Dick: They're renting this 17th
century place in the Pays de la
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Loire region of northern France
to try their hand at chateau
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life before deciding whether or
not to buy their own.
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Phil: To me, the dream of living
in a chateau and making it pay
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for itself is alive and well and
I couldn't genuinely think of
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living back in London now, I
just--I couldn't.
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Dick: As a first step to
starting an events business at
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the chateau, Phil and Angelina
have taken on the challenge of
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hosting a 50th wedding
anniversary party.
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Dick: Over the last eight weeks,
they've cleared the grounds,
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built a bar, and even a bridge.
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- Last one's yours fella.
- Right.
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Dick: With a little help from
yours truly.
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Dick: Well done.
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Dick: Now the big day has
finally arrived.
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Looks stunning--really, really
stunning.
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Dick: And Phil and Angelina,
joined by a few local helpers,
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are working flat-out to get the
chateau ready before the 50th
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anniversary couple arrive in
two-hours' time.
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Angelina: Phil, I'm just a bit
worried about the amount of
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glitter ribbon.
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I just don't think I have
enough.
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Dick: With 60 guests expected,
Phil wants to make sure the way
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to the party is well signposted.
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Phil: It's a bit stressful, if
you park in the wrong place
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French neighbours shouting "Why
are you parking in my driveway,
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and no, I don't, you know, this
isn't a party this is my
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house."
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Gonna be a little bit
embarrassing.
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It's always a bit stressful for
the start of the party.
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We need to make a sign that's
nice and clear for all the
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visitors.
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So we found a beautiful frame
that I bought, I think it's
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stunning, really full of
character, very chateau-y.
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- Angelina: You have a pencil?
- Phil: No I don't.
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- You have measuring tape?
- Phil: Inside.
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I'll go and get the ruler.
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Phil: No, no, no--I don't need a
ruler, I need a pencil.
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Angelina: Yeah, but I need
straight lines.
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Oh yeah, you get the ruler I'll
get--
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Angelina: Argh!
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--a pencil will be helpful,
thanks.
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Dick: The pressure's starting to
take its toll.
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Phil: Gonna pull one of these
out, give me two seconds to cut
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this first, thank you.
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Angelina: OK.
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Put your hands on that, like
that, OK.
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- Shall we, really?
- Yes.
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The arrow is left for the
party--
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Angelina: Yes, that's right.
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--the arrow is right for the
parking.
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Angelina: I know about that
arrow--oh my god, I just wanna
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kill you now.
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Phil: Never argue with a man
with power tools.
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Phil: I've got to go off and get
the tables and chairs, which
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shows me how far behind I am,
'cause it means once furniture
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starts to arrive it's happening,
isn't it, you know.
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It's not a case of, "Uh oh, I
can get away with this."
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- Bye.
- Angelina: Ciao.
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Dick: Today is Phil and
Angelina's own first wedding
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anniversary, but there's no time
to celebrate.
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If today doesn't go well, they
may have to give up their dream
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of a chateau life.
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It's at the back of your mind,
if I don't do it now and get it
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right, should we carry on, on
this sort of this or shouldn't
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we?
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Phil: These are the tables and
chairs.
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There won't be enough to seat
everybody, but not everybody at
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the same time, it's quite an
informal affair they want in the
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evening.
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Never ending.
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I hope they appreciate it,
coming into it.
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Typical [sighs].
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It's not glamorous, this,
sometimes.
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It's just hard graft.
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We're doing it on a shoestring
budget to try and start a
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business to see if it works on
as little as possible, so we're
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doing ten people's jobs.
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Dick: Seating sorted, that's one
more job done.
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But Phil's got plenty more on
his plate.
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We get it 75% right, we can
carry on with this business.
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If we make a mess of this today,
we're just not cut out for that
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sort of thing.
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Do you know what, now I've
thought about that, I can feel
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the pressure.
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Dick: It's proving to be one of
the hottest days of the year.
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Perfect for the party, less so
for Angelina.
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Because of the scale of the
place, it's impossible, you end
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up running 1,000 metres one way
then 1,000 another, and you're
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just exhausted really.
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Well, I am now, I'm sweating,
look at me--Sweaty Betty.
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Dick: There's now just two hours
until the clients are due to
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arrive.
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And Phil seems to have forgotten
his most pressing job of all.
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Toilets need to be cleared up.
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- Yeah--uh--
- It's about, what, 11:00?
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It's, uh--I still haven't quite
finished the toilets.
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Dick: Unbelievably, after eight
weeks to prepare for this event,
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Phil still hasn't sorted out the
abomination that is the guests'
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toilet.
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Dick: Just over 100 mile
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Dick: Just over 100 miles
southeast, Alan--one of the
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volunteers at Chateau de
Jalesnes--is helping Michael and
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Jonathan put up the newly
acquired artwork in the banquet
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hall.
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The first part is all about
measuring out and getting it
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levelled, to them hopefully by
the end of the day we should
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have all of those up.
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Knowing Jonathan, everything's
gonna be spot-on perfect,
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measured to within a millimetre,
so I reckon will be the biggest
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challenge will be getting
Jonathan happy.
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Dick: Michael knows his partner
well, because one hour later--
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How's it going now--oh, blimey.
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Alan's let me down a little bit,
'cause he's not centred this
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picture.
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I've got a good eight inches on
one side, and a good three
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inches on the other.
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Shall I just mark the rest of
your work while I'm here.
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And what did you have in mind
here, Alan, just for my
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amusement?
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Dick: After a bit more tweaking,
Jonathan is happy, but will
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Michael be?
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Michael will not--he'll just
come in an grunt at it and say,
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"It seems a lot of money to pay
for a poster."
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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[Michael chuckles]
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- What are you laughing for?
- It's done isn't it?
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They look good.
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Why were you laughing?
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It's a lot of nudity, isn't it?
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Is that all you were laughing
at?
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I can cope with it, if it's just
the nudity.
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Yeah, they're cool.
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They're brilliant.
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They're big.
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Michael: These are brilliant,
these are good.
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- Michael: And who's she?
- She's Madame Pompadour.
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And why's Madame Pompadour
famous?
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I know the name.
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She is the mistress of Louis
the 15th..
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- Yeah, he's done all right.
- [chuckles]
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Michael: No, yeah--
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I like--I like 'em.
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- I like 'em a lot.
- Good.
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Michael: Yeah--yeah, I do.
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I'm happy, he's happy, no
row--[chuckles]--which I thought
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was coming.
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Dick: They're both happy, the
question is, will the investors
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be when they arrive in just
two-days' time?
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Dick: The 13-bedroom Chateau du
Masgelier.
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Parts of it date back to 1174.
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It has medieval dungeons, a
chapel, and a 14-bedroom coach
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house.
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Now run as a holiday home.
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It's all owned, run, and being
restored by single mum Fiona
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Jones.
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Fiona: Oh, it's the best thing
that I did.
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Wouldn't want to live anywhere
else.
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Dick: Slap bang in the heart of
France, she and her son live
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here in the upstairs floor while
slowly renovating the rest of
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the chateau, with the goal of
eventually running the restored
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area as a B&B alongside the
holiday home.
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If only you had thumbs you could
help me.
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Dick: This year she's focused on
the first floor, and this dining
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room is the last room to do.
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Fiona: I've not found that one
room here has just been simple.
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Dick: In one week she's throwing
a party for the mayor and local
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community in an attempt to start
promoting the B&B.
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Fiona: The pressure's on now,
it's a big job this room to
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complete.
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Dick: She's plastered the room
and primed it ready for
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decorating.
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Today's jobs are wallpapering
and filling in the problematic
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gaps between the ceiling beams.
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Having a lot of problems with
bats, mice.
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What's actually happening is the
bats are getting in through all
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of the tiny little gaps in
between the beams here.
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My idea, I'm going to
attempt--I think this will
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work--to spray foam all the way
through that, and then I'm going
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to varnish it so it's at least
sealed.
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And it would take a damn good
mouse to chew through all of
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that.
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Here is goes.
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♪ ♪
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- Dick: Mm.
- Fiona: Gravity!
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Stay.
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Dick: That doesn't look like
it's really filling the hole to
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me.
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Fiona: What I'll do is I'll let
be the bigger areas just dry,
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and then I'll put some more foam
in afterwards and just build it
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up.
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Add another layer and then
that'll be fine.
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What a mess.
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I've not used this product
before, it's a lot softer.
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♪ ♪
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Fiona: It shouldn't be dripping,
like--not to this excess,
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it's a real mess.
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Dick: Fiona's going to have to
come up with another plan if she
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wants to finish this job in the
time she's got.
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♪ ♪
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Dick: 170 miles northwest,
Chateau de Jalesnes shareholders
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are coming today to see how
their investment is doing.
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Their visit ends with an annual
general meeting--or AGM.
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The way the business has been
going, it's likely to be a tough
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one.
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But Jonathan and Michael have a
couple of treats up their
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sleeves.
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Hello, have you had a good
morning?
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[goat bleats]
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Dick: One of them is goats.
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What have you been doing?
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Could you eat a little bit more
for me please?
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[goat bleats]
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Jonathan: 'Cause they say that
you won't eat enough.
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Dick: They hope the investors
will like the clever idea to
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have the grass trimmed for
almost no cost.
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Look at that, somebody's been
chucking their bloomin'
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breakfast out there for the
goats.
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I didn't think that--you
shouldn't be feeding goats
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pizza, should you?
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Dick: The other treat is the new
paintings in the banquet hall.
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It's definitely gonna be a
talking point, I reckon.
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♪ ♪
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Dick: They'll show the investors
the paintings tomorrow.
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Tonight they'll wine and dine
them.
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00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:01,192
They've started to arrive
earlier than expected.
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Michael: The meal starts at
half--
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00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:05,329
Jonathan: Yeah, it starts at
7:00.
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00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,197
7:00.
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So I'll got get drinks ready as
well.
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00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,433
- Jonathan: OK.
- So I'm gonna get changed.
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All right, meet you back here in
10?
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Done.
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00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:15,473
We've now got three investors
all arriving at the same time,
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and we've got to get the drinks
ready for dinner tonight.
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They were supposed to be
staggered, but it will just turn
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into a complete mess.
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- [phone rings]
- It's never ending.
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Jonathan: Oui, allo, Chateau de
Jalesnes.
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Dick: It's not the best start.
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I hope tomorrow goes better.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Dick: 100 miles northwest, at
Chateau du Bailleul, it's the
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day of the 50th wedding
anniversary party that Phil and
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Angelina Baillie-Smith have
spent the last two months
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preparing for.
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Loads of nails fell into that
sink--
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Phil: Don't care.
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♪ ♪
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Dick: Today's party is a test.
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If it goes well they may stay in
France.
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00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:00,951
If it goes badly they may pack
up and give up the dream of
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running a chateau business.
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00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,957
This is the life that I'm really
happy we're currently living
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and can't wait to continue.
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00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,093
So I'd be heartbroken if it
ended.
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00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:10,928
♪ ♪
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Dick: The guests of honour are
due to arrive in two hours,
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00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:17,001
but Phil hasn't finished fixing
the toilets he promised would
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be ready.
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00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:19,470
[dryer hums]
439
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,374
Well, this particular toilet is
almost finished.
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00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:28,112
Once this is in, the toilet's
two screws and one pipe
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00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,782
connector, and then it's done.
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00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:35,353
I think I might have to cement
the pipe to fill it up.
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00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:41,025
Dick: As Phil tests his speed
plumbing skills, Angelina's
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putting the finishing touches to
the party signs.
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00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:45,763
I'll just copy this star, I
quite like it.
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00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,699
God, all these swirly things.
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00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,770
That's a good arrow--that's a
good-size arrow.
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00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,640
I mean, you know, you can't miss
going in the
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wrong--[chuckles]--direction.
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One of the other things that I
wanted to do, I actually like
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00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,247
cake decorating type of
stencils.
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00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,217
Kind of like fleur-de-lis.
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Lovely.
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A bit of little swirly action
there.
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If you turn right instead of
left, you're gonna miss the
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party.
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♪ ♪
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Dick: Phil's attempting to get
at least one of the toilets up
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and running.
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00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,933
Phil [sighing]: How do I do
this?
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Dick: But unfortunately there's
a new problem.
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Phil: The actual water feed to
the toilet has now decided
463
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,907
it doesn't want to play
ball and is dripping.
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00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,210
This is an absolute nightmare.
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♪ ♪
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Dick: Phil promised his clients
two working toilets to
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accommodate the 60 guests, but
he's struggling to provide one.
468
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:47,058
And even worse, golden
anniversary couple Chris and
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Anne, are nearly here.
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It just seems five minutes ago
that I met you and we got
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married.
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00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:58,302
A lot of people who are coming
today, I don't think have been
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to a chateau.
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00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,841
Anne: We've got son flying in
from England, and we've got some
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00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:07,044
Dutch--they've driven over 800
miles to get here, so that's
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gonna be a special moment.
477
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,615
We've put our trust in them to
make sure that they're gonna
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make this a special day for us
as well, as has been promised.
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00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:19,290
When we first saw it there was a
tremendous amount of work that
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had to be done.
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00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,293
Well, here we are.
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♪ ♪
483
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:25,496
[car horn honks]
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Phil: OK.
485
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:31,969
Dick: With Phil caught short,
and Angelina nowhere to be seen,
486
00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:33,905
there's no one to welcome Chris
and Anne.
487
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:36,974
Anne: Gosh, I've forgotten how
big the place was.
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Chris: Yeah, I have.
489
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,610
I don't know where they are.
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00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,713
Good heavens, what a lovely way
to spend 50 years of marriage.
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Dick: Will they be happy with
Phil and Angelina's preparations
492
00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:46,918
for their big day?
493
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,154
♪ ♪
494
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,355
Dick: At Chateau de Jalesnes,
the investors have been arriving
495
00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:52,723
through the night.
496
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:54,759
By this morning they're all
here.
497
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:56,394
Hello, how are you?
498
00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,697
Jonathan: Come on, come on in.
499
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,334
Dick: The key part of the visit
is the annual general meeting.
500
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,904
Jonathan: Probably the most
important date in the diary this
501
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:08,239
year.
502
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:10,908
Dick: And because the business
has been struggling, Michael and
503
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:11,976
Jonathan are worried.
504
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,845
Jonathan: They could say that
they're not satisfied with the
505
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:21,051
progress and it's not an idle
threat, they could say, "Sorry
506
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,988
guys, you've given it your best
shot but now we need somebody
507
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,223
who knows what they're doing."
508
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,860
So they're hoping to impress the
investors with their new
509
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:30,595
paintings for the chateau's
banquet hall.
510
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,064
Thanks for joining the tour.
511
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,100
Jonathan: What I'd really like
you to see is what we've done in
512
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,301
the main gallery.
513
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,238
Let's go through and see what
you think.
514
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:54,685
The idea has been is to take the
old, traditional oil painting
515
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:58,789
artworks of some of the French
masters, but to display them in
516
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:00,558
a contemporary manner.
517
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,359
♪ ♪
518
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,961
It's a huge improvement, I think
it's warmed up the room, and I
519
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,029
love it.
520
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:07,265
So how do you rate them?
521
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:09,734
It's not my favourite.
522
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:14,471
Man: Well, I'm particularly
bothered by this one I must say
523
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:17,174
because it is a violent
painting, and this is a room
524
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,277
that's gonna be used for
weddings, for happy occasions.
525
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,114
Dick: It wasn't quite the vote
of confidence Jonathan had been
526
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:24,081
hoping for.
527
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,050
[chatter]
528
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,252
♪ ♪
529
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:32,390
I suppose I'm disappointed that
people were more opinionated
530
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,091
then--[chuckles]--they needed to
have been.
531
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,361
It was the most momentous thing
that we've done.
532
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,664
Cost us the most money.
533
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,566
Dick: And there's more to worry
about.
534
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:45,469
The investors board has called a
pre-meeting to discuss the
535
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:46,671
agenda for the AGM.
536
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:48,472
Thank you very much for coming.
537
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:51,642
I'll start off with Item #1.
538
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,412
♪ ♪
539
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:56,480
Dick: And they aren't happy
about the goats or the fence to
540
00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:57,448
keep them in around the chateau.
541
00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:01,685
Man: I think a lot of people
have the same view of putting up
542
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:03,754
a farm fence and farm animals
on the chateau.
543
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:09,193
I'd be seriously concerned
that's gonna detract from the
544
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:10,628
quality of people who want to
stay at the chateau.
545
00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:15,699
As with anything that we buy or
sort out, there's normally two
546
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,168
or three weeks of us getting it
right.
547
00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:20,471
So point taken on board.
548
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:26,176
We'll talk to the sheep people
today and we'll see what
549
00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:28,746
improvements or modifications
that we can make.
550
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,282
Michael: Three brides I have
spoken to about it know about
551
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,249
it.
552
00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:33,250
And they're fine with sheep, are
they?
553
00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:34,719
- And goats.
- Man: Goats and the moat, yeah?
554
00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:38,456
I think enough people sort of
viewed the fence and said,
555
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:39,757
"What is that?"
556
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:42,860
I said to you all along that I
had my reservations about it, I
557
00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:45,129
said I'm going to try it, and I
said specifically to the guys
558
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:47,098
bringing it in, "If I don't like
it it's all coming out."
559
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:52,636
So thank you very much for
attending, and I look forward to
560
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,271
seeing you tomorrow for the AGM.
561
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:55,739
Thank you very much.
562
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:56,574
- Man 1: Thanks.
- Man 2: Thank you.
563
00:22:58,844 --> 00:22:59,810
♪ ♪
564
00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:02,113
Dick: The board aren't keen on
the goats.
565
00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:04,281
But what they really don't like
is the fence.
566
00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:06,950
Michael and Jonathan will need
to think what to do about it
567
00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:08,519
before the AGM tomorrow.
568
00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:11,021
I was amazed how anti people
were.
569
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:13,591
I wasn't expecting quite the
battle, actually.
570
00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:16,527
So the sheep might have to go if
they're voted down tomorrow.
571
00:23:17,262 --> 00:23:18,763
♪ ♪
572
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,134
♪ ♪
573
00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:27,037
Dick: At Chateau du Masgelier,
owner Fiona Jones is slowly
574
00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:28,873
renovating parts into a bed and
breakfast.
575
00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:32,876
She's just worked out she's been
using the wrong foam filler to
576
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:35,479
plug the gaps in the ceiling
beams of the dining room,
577
00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:36,981
and has now bought a type better
suited to the task.
578
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:39,417
Right, let's hope this works.
579
00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:43,154
♪ ♪
580
00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:50,461
♪ ♪
581
00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:53,464
Look at that, fabulous.
582
00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:55,999
Dick: Fiona needs to get a move
on.
583
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:59,069
This whole room needs to be
ready for the unveiling party
584
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,838
for the mayor in just one-week's
time.
585
00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:07,244
I'm just gonna leave that for a
little while and then I'm gonna
586
00:24:07,312 --> 00:24:08,446
cut it all out so that you don't
even know that there's foam
587
00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:09,180
there.
588
00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:11,515
♪ ♪
589
00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:14,251
I've got some insulation foam,
which I'm going to pack the
590
00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:17,621
bigger holes out with initially,
and then I'm going to spray foam
591
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:18,422
that.
592
00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:22,626
♪ ♪
593
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:28,198
Dick: Fiona will wait for that
to dry, then she'll be able to
594
00:24:28,201 --> 00:24:31,135
trim and neaten it up, and wood
stain it to match the beams.
595
00:24:32,704 --> 00:24:34,805
Even if it looks like a mess
right now, it'll be fine.
596
00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:36,707
♪ ♪
597
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,444
Dick: In the meantime, she's got
the wallpapering to craic on
598
00:24:40,513 --> 00:24:41,345
with.
599
00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:45,349
I haven't used this wallpaper
before, but I've got it from
600
00:24:45,384 --> 00:24:46,717
England.
601
00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:50,821
I was just looking for something
that was sage green with a gold
602
00:24:50,889 --> 00:24:52,356
effect.
603
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:54,558
Dick: She's cutting it fine.
604
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:56,994
She needs to collect her little
boy Louie from school in just an
605
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,395
hour's time.
606
00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:01,565
♪ ♪
607
00:25:05,471 --> 00:25:07,471
So that is completely out--OK.
608
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,141
That is completely out, I knew
it would be.
609
00:25:12,578 --> 00:25:13,477
Oops, it is.
610
00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:18,115
Dick: The problem with all old
chateaus is that the walls,
611
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:21,919
ceilings and floors are never at
right angles, so hanging
612
00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:23,754
wallpaper becomes a real test of
patience.
613
00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:28,192
It's important to get the first
piece straight.
614
00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:30,727
♪ ♪
615
00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:35,232
Dick: If just one strip of paper
is pasted at the wrong angle,
616
00:25:35,301 --> 00:25:37,301
all others lined up against it
will be wonky too.
617
00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:40,971
♪ ♪
618
00:25:43,141 --> 00:25:47,378
So that's perfect, look at that,
straight on the bubble--it's
619
00:25:47,446 --> 00:25:48,512
perfect.
620
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,982
Dick: She's got the line up
right, but the heat on this
621
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,118
scorching summer's day is
causing her other problems.
622
00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:56,754
Fiona: It's 32 degrees today.
623
00:25:58,423 --> 00:26:01,158
The edges are drying out too
quickly and curling.
624
00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,462
I need to go and get Louie as
well, this is the problem, I'm
625
00:26:05,531 --> 00:26:07,398
rushing thinking about Louie.
626
00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:09,433
I can't do it.
627
00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:11,969
I don't know why the edges are
drying so quickly.
628
00:26:12,538 --> 00:26:14,405
I've never had this happen.
629
00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:16,840
Dick: She's only hung two
strips, but she's run out of
630
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:18,576
time and has to go and collect
Louie.
631
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:23,347
She hasn't finished either the
foam filler or the papering she
632
00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:25,149
needed to take off today.
633
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,286
With the big party looming, will
she be able to finish the room
634
00:26:29,354 --> 00:26:30,020
in time?
635
00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:32,489
♪ ♪
636
00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:38,696
♪ ♪
637
00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:40,897
Dick: Meanwhile, back at Chateau
du Bailleul, golden anniversary
638
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:43,834
couple Chris and Anne have
arrived, and their party's due
639
00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:45,202
to start in less than an hour.
640
00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:47,237
Chris: I don't know where they
are, should be go towards the
641
00:26:47,305 --> 00:26:48,138
terrace, or?
642
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:51,942
Dick: But Phil and Angelina are
still rushing to get the chateau
643
00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:52,743
ready.
644
00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:55,713
♪ ♪
645
00:26:58,317 --> 00:26:59,917
Angelina: I hope everyone can
see this.
646
00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:07,524
This parking signs represents a
very long drive ahead, and then
647
00:27:07,592 --> 00:27:08,959
you gotta do a sharp right.
648
00:27:10,262 --> 00:27:11,295
Self-explanatory.
649
00:27:13,932 --> 00:27:15,366
We are not doing great for time.
650
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:17,968
- Angelina: Hello!
- Chris: Hi there.
651
00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:19,302
Anne: Hello.
652
00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:20,470
I haven't seen you for ages.
653
00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:22,206
- Chris: This looks lovely.
- Angelina: Thank you.
654
00:27:22,941 --> 00:27:25,009
Anne: Hello my darling.
655
00:27:26,111 --> 00:27:27,845
Oh you look gorgeous, and smell
amazing.
656
00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:30,113
- I'm sorry, I am--
- It's all right.
657
00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:31,214
--in my work mode.
658
00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:33,217
Anne: It's OK, you've been
working, haven't you?
659
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,152
We have many surprises for you.
660
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,687
- Anne: Ooh!
- [Angelina chuckles]
661
00:27:37,856 --> 00:27:40,224
Dick: One surprise they may not
like is Phil's still struggling
662
00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:41,592
to plumb in the toilets for 60
guests.
663
00:27:43,361 --> 00:27:44,995
Phil: I think I might have to
get Angelina to stall them
664
00:27:45,063 --> 00:27:46,163
slightly.
665
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:48,799
I need gloves.
666
00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:50,100
This is way too hot, I need my
gloves.
667
00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:52,670
They're here.
668
00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:56,106
We're trying to shepherd them
in one direction and away from
669
00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:59,243
certain rooms and others, so
we're currently playing a tag
670
00:27:59,311 --> 00:28:01,311
team of making sure they're all
right and don't need to go
671
00:28:01,379 --> 00:28:02,312
anywhere.
672
00:28:03,616 --> 00:28:05,916
Dick: Angelina's hoping to buy a
few more precious minutes by
673
00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:07,384
showing Chris and Anne the
bedroom she's renovated for
674
00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:08,452
them.
675
00:28:09,388 --> 00:28:10,754
Angelina: Ta-da!
676
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:14,591
- Anne: Oh, it looks beautiful.
- Chris: Look at this.
677
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,394
Anne: And the butterflies are
amazing.
678
00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:20,064
Angelina: It's a lovely cold
room.
679
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:25,235
I've made you lovely bath balms
if you wish to take a bath
680
00:28:25,303 --> 00:28:26,403
before the party starts.
681
00:28:27,305 --> 00:28:28,138
It's lovely.
682
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,207
Chris: A couple of questions.
683
00:28:31,610 --> 00:28:33,777
We don't intend to spend a great
deal of time in the room.
684
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,080
Yes.
685
00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:37,147
Chris: I mean, we've not seen
around the rest of the house.
686
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,249
♪ ♪
687
00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:43,687
Dick: With Chris keen to start
inspecting, finally there's a
688
00:28:43,756 --> 00:28:45,856
very welcome--if slightly
weird--sound in the guest
689
00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:47,157
toilet.
690
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:48,625
Makes a bit of a noise.
691
00:28:49,294 --> 00:28:52,463
[toilet squeals]
692
00:28:53,698 --> 00:28:54,998
We'll certainly know if they get
stuck in there.
693
00:28:57,002 --> 00:28:59,269
You can press it a few times,
give more signals, can't they?
694
00:29:01,807 --> 00:29:03,640
Dick: Well, Phil's got one of
the toilets up and running.
695
00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:09,379
Angelina surreptitiously ushers
Chris and Anne past and outside
696
00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:10,447
to the main event.
697
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,450
Phil: Straight through please.
698
00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:16,120
Dick: Will they be satisfied
with the party venue?
699
00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:18,856
Phil, should we go through the
different areas?
700
00:29:20,192 --> 00:29:21,658
Phil: We've got the area for
those that want to have a fire,
701
00:29:21,727 --> 00:29:22,893
out the way.
702
00:29:22,961 --> 00:29:24,060
Angelina: On the other land over
the bridge.
703
00:29:24,129 --> 00:29:25,996
Yeah, we haven't got the smoke
coming across here.
704
00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:27,931
Anne: And look at your bridge,
it looks amazing.
705
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,499
Phil: Yeah.
706
00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:31,769
We've laid out a decent amount
of seating.
707
00:29:31,837 --> 00:29:33,704
- The outdoor bar.
- Anne: Oh, that's amazing.
708
00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:35,705
- Anne: Really beautiful.
- Phil: Yeah.
709
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,274
- Chris: Lovely.
- [laughter]
710
00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:39,710
Dick: They seem happy, so Phil
decides to confess.
711
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,480
I've got one last thing, I'm
down to--I've managed to get one
712
00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:45,616
of the downstairs toilets
finished to completion.
713
00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:48,418
The other one, there is issues
with the pipe work--
714
00:29:48,486 --> 00:29:49,619
Chris: You can only use one at a
time?
715
00:29:49,688 --> 00:29:51,221
- Phil: Yeah.
- [Anne laughs]
716
00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:52,689
- Chris: OK.
- Phil: All right.
717
00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:54,424
Dick: Well, that went better
than I thought.
718
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,027
What I'll do is I'll leave you
go and greet some guests while I
719
00:29:57,095 --> 00:29:57,828
get changed.
720
00:29:57,830 --> 00:29:59,162
Yeah.
721
00:29:59,164 --> 00:29:59,496
Phil: You go and have a shower
first, I'll deal with gates and
722
00:29:59,565 --> 00:30:00,964
what have you.
723
00:30:01,032 --> 00:30:02,299
- Fantastic.
- Well, they've pulled it off.
724
00:30:02,367 --> 00:30:03,300
Yeah.
725
00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:05,302
Anne: They've done wonders,
absolutely.
726
00:30:06,771 --> 00:30:07,937
A perfect place for a wedding.
727
00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:09,039
Chris: What they've managed to
achieve, it's totally
728
00:30:09,107 --> 00:30:10,307
delightful.
729
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:11,708
I can't sum it up any better
than that.
730
00:30:12,444 --> 00:30:14,745
♪ ♪
731
00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:17,347
Dick: With the guests starting
to arrive, and after eight weeks
732
00:30:17,415 --> 00:30:20,617
of hard graft, it's party time
at Chateau du Bailleul.
733
00:30:22,087 --> 00:30:22,853
Phil: To Chris and Anne, 50
years!
734
00:30:22,921 --> 00:30:25,289
[cheers]
735
00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,258
Phil: It's great, we've done
that out of literally blood,
736
00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:29,626
sweat and tears.
737
00:30:31,229 --> 00:30:32,863
I'm seeing it come to reality,
and I can see other people right
738
00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:36,566
now really enjoying what I
envisaged, so that actually
739
00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:39,870
other people are as wowed at it
as I would hope they would be.
740
00:30:39,872 --> 00:30:43,206
Maybe my crazy dream is maybe
not as crazy as it sounds in the
741
00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:44,341
first place.
742
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:46,309
We've done really well.
743
00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:47,477
- Phil: And--
- Yes.
744
00:30:47,479 --> 00:30:48,745
- --on our wedding anniversary.
- Yeah, that's true.
745
00:30:49,714 --> 00:30:51,648
- Love you.
- Love you too.
746
00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:55,085
[chatter]
747
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,855
Dick: At Chateau de Jalesnes,
the board of investors aren't
748
00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:00,924
happy with the fence surrounding
the chateau.
749
00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:11,768
Dick: Jonathan admits they may
have a point.
750
00:31:14,472 --> 00:31:17,040
I realize that the imposing
nature of our driveway here,
751
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:22,246
has been completely compromised
by the fact that these posts are
752
00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:23,446
right on the edge.
753
00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:25,349
So what was a lovely tree-lined
avenue has now
754
00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:29,052
got--[chuckles]--this sheep
enclosure impinging on it.
755
00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:39,629
Jonathan: It's our calling card,
that very first thing that they
756
00:31:39,698 --> 00:31:44,834
see, and if it's a load of rough
wooden stakes in the ground,
757
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,003
that's not gonna do us many
favours.
758
00:31:51,977 --> 00:31:52,643
Exactly.
759
00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:55,879
Dick: By moving it down the
slope of the moat, the fence
760
00:31:55,948 --> 00:31:56,880
shouldn't be so prominent.
761
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:02,552
Merci bien.
762
00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:04,254
OK.
763
00:32:05,623 --> 00:32:06,990
The plan so far is that they're
gonna finish off doing the
764
00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:09,092
fencing tonight, come and put
the last bits of that in, and
765
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:09,993
the sheep will arrive tomorrow.
766
00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:12,228
[goat bleats]
767
00:32:12,297 --> 00:32:13,029
Dick: There are six sheep
arriving in addition to these
768
00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:13,797
goats.
769
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,900
But the board has agreed to
defer deciding their fate until
770
00:32:16,902 --> 00:32:17,834
the annual general meeting.
771
00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:19,369
[goat bleats]
772
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:21,104
Dick: And there's another
problem.
773
00:32:27,045 --> 00:32:28,178
They've just said another
problem we've got is if we
774
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:30,514
put a male and a female
male--they never put male goats
775
00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:32,616
with customers because male
goats smell quite strong.
776
00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:35,352
These men can smell goats?
777
00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:36,653
Michael: Yeah, they can tell the
difference between the male and
778
00:32:36,721 --> 00:32:37,487
the female's smell.
779
00:32:37,555 --> 00:32:38,488
I can't smell anything.
780
00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:41,792
Now they've mentioned it, I can
smell.
781
00:32:41,860 --> 00:32:44,161
- That's ridiculous.
- They can smell male goat.
782
00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:46,964
So what do they say, we would
have all females?
783
00:32:47,532 --> 00:32:48,799
Should have all female.
784
00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:51,134
Jonathan: Well, we need to get
on top of it, don't we?
785
00:32:52,237 --> 00:32:53,837
Get on top of the goats.
786
00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:55,839
Let's just see how it goes.
787
00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:57,374
- Jonathan: Come on.
- Where are we going?
788
00:32:57,442 --> 00:32:58,342
- Where are we going now?
- What?
789
00:32:58,844 --> 00:33:00,143
Work!
790
00:33:01,613 --> 00:33:03,947
Dick: There's no more time for
goat talk, they need to prepare
791
00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:05,415
the financial report for the
AGM.
792
00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:09,319
We should make an operating
profit around 9,000 this year.
793
00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:11,154
What's left over here--seven.
794
00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:12,088
Five.
795
00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:13,123
5,000--and we'd get half of
that.
796
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:17,260
Jonathan: 2,500 euros between
the two of us, that's 1,250
797
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:18,628
euros each.
798
00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:20,897
- Michael: For a year's--
- For a year's work.
799
00:33:20,965 --> 00:33:22,232
Michael: Three year's work
[chuckles].
800
00:33:23,535 --> 00:33:25,201
Dick: As they go through the
books, they start to wonder if
801
00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:27,570
it's all worthwhile or whether
they should give up of their own
802
00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:28,471
accord.
803
00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:32,342
Jonathan: When do we start to
earn?
804
00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:34,311
No quality of life.
805
00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:38,382
Working 14 hours a day, seven
days a week.
806
00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:41,251
Are you going to give it a go
for another year?
807
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,587
Jonathan: Are you happy to do
it?
808
00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:51,995
[birds chirp]
809
00:33:56,935 --> 00:33:59,503
♪ ♪
810
00:34:00,606 --> 00:34:02,272
Dick: In the heart of France,
Fiona spent five years
811
00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:04,808
renovating her chateau in the
hope of one day running it as a
812
00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:06,076
B&B.
813
00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:09,846
For the last week she's been
trying to renovate her dining
814
00:34:09,915 --> 00:34:11,548
room in time for an unveiling to
the local mayor.
815
00:34:13,352 --> 00:34:15,285
♪ ♪
816
00:34:16,187 --> 00:34:17,587
Dick: And she's made it.
817
00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:20,557
Fiona: It does give you a nice
sense of achievement that you've
818
00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:23,560
not just gone into a room and
just decorated it, it's really
819
00:34:23,628 --> 00:34:27,764
had to be gutted and the whole
room's had to be reinstated to
820
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:30,233
put it back to its originality
as best that I'm able to.
821
00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:34,204
♪ ♪
822
00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:37,207
Dick: Finally, the man who she
hopes will bless her business
823
00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:39,242
venture, the mayor--Michel
Nevah--arrives.
824
00:34:40,913 --> 00:34:42,179
I'm going to take him inside
now, just let him have a look.
825
00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:45,315
♪ ♪
826
00:34:51,656 --> 00:34:52,722
Fiona: I just kind of finished
wallpapering yesterday.
827
00:34:55,194 --> 00:34:57,194
This is literally the last room
on the ground floor that is
828
00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:57,961
complete.
829
00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:00,097
Dick: What does he think?
830
00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:02,099
[Mayor speaking in French]
831
00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:04,634
He insisted to--
832
00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:05,635
[Mayor speaking in French]
833
00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:12,041
Hmm--yes, he insisted to have a
visit with you because he was
834
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:15,479
very curious to see how it had
become, and he's so happy.
835
00:35:17,715 --> 00:35:18,615
- It's a very nice surprise.
- OK.
836
00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:21,584
Woman: And I think he thinks a
lot of people would be very
837
00:35:21,653 --> 00:35:22,586
pleased to visit it one day.
838
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:25,522
Dick: It's the official seal of
approval.
839
00:35:26,324 --> 00:35:27,124
♪ ♪
840
00:35:28,593 --> 00:35:29,493
Dick: But there's one thing
bothering the mayor.
841
00:35:29,962 --> 00:35:31,061
[Mayor speaking in French]
842
00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:34,264
- Woman: Oh--
- What's that?
843
00:35:34,332 --> 00:35:35,098
[chuckling]
844
00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:37,033
--he would be pleased if you'd
learn the French language.
845
00:35:37,735 --> 00:35:39,102
- Yes--
- [woman chuckles]
846
00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:40,670
- --but tell him--
- Woman: He can help you.
847
00:35:40,738 --> 00:35:43,707
Fiona: No--but tell him I'm so
busy working that I don't get
848
00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:45,041
out to have a good time and talk
with French.
849
00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:49,579
Dick: It's been a great day for
Fiona, and what?s more, the
850
00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:51,648
mayor seems enthusiastic about
her plans for a B&B.
851
00:35:53,851 --> 00:35:57,521
Fiona: He's full of excitement
and ideas for the chambre d'eau.
852
00:35:57,589 --> 00:35:59,723
Gives you more motivation to
just continue.
853
00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:02,526
♪ ♪
854
00:36:03,128 --> 00:36:04,594
Dick: So what's next for this
one-woman renovation army?
855
00:36:05,463 --> 00:36:08,031
Fiona: All of the windows need
to be painted, and the panes of
856
00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:10,667
glass need to be replaced, and
any of the woodwork can be
857
00:36:10,735 --> 00:36:12,402
repaired.
858
00:36:13,738 --> 00:36:15,672
And then I'll be finishing off
the large servants'
859
00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:16,740
staircase.
860
00:36:18,443 --> 00:36:21,811
And um, yeah, after that,
start hitting the bedrooms on
861
00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:23,013
the first floor--get the
business up and running.
862
00:36:24,415 --> 00:36:26,116
Dick: I wish you all the best
Fiona, and with your energy I'm
863
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:27,417
sure you'll manage.
864
00:36:30,155 --> 00:36:32,355
♪ ♪
865
00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:35,491
Dick: At Chateau du Bailleul,
Phil and Angelina's first ever
866
00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:36,693
paid event is in full swing.
867
00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:38,862
Woman 1: It's just wonderful.
868
00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:41,398
I think it can be a real
business for them.
869
00:36:42,301 --> 00:36:45,402
I know that Angelina, she's just
really passionate about that.
870
00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:47,971
Woman 2: I've had a fabulous
time, absolutely brilliant.
871
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,007
A chateau is meant to be alive,
and that's exactly what it is
872
00:36:51,075 --> 00:36:52,475
tonight--it is alive.
873
00:36:53,177 --> 00:36:54,077
♪ ♪
874
00:36:55,447 --> 00:36:57,981
Dick: With the party and chateau
earning rave reviews, Phil and
875
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,183
Angelina can finally turn their
attention to a celebration of
876
00:37:00,185 --> 00:37:01,484
their own.
877
00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:04,487
Angelina: Everyone's having a
great time, that's only a good
878
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:05,622
sign, isn't it?
879
00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:06,088
Yeah.
880
00:37:06,090 --> 00:37:06,957
[cork pops]
881
00:37:08,192 --> 00:37:09,926
Ooh, early start--let's
celebrate.
882
00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:12,862
Phil: Hey, we've done everything
we possibly can.
883
00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:13,797
Yeah.
884
00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:16,132
Everything we've promised, which
is great.
885
00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:18,201
Thank you very much.
886
00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:20,403
- [Phil sighs]
- [glasses clink]
887
00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:23,006
Phil: The first party, first
event.
888
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:23,873
Angelina: Yeah.
889
00:37:23,941 --> 00:37:25,175
It's the first of so many.
890
00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:29,212
And I was--I was coming close to
pulling the plug.
891
00:37:31,149 --> 00:37:33,950
But you know what, I see
the future.
892
00:37:34,018 --> 00:37:35,018
Nothing more we can do
tonight.
893
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:37,687
- No.
- It's a great party.
894
00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:39,022
- We pulled it off.
- We pulled it off.
895
00:37:40,458 --> 00:37:41,424
Phil: Well done.
896
00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:43,026
Angelina: May there be many
more.
897
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:44,027
First of many.
898
00:37:45,229 --> 00:37:47,697
Angelina: I look forward to some
sleep--sleep 24 hours.
899
00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:48,665
[chuckles]
900
00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:51,034
[glasses clink]
901
00:37:51,703 --> 00:37:53,503
♪ ♪
902
00:37:53,971 --> 00:37:56,406
♪ ♪
903
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,309
Dick: At Chateau du Jalesnes in
the Loire Valley, it's almost
904
00:37:59,377 --> 00:38:03,212
time for the AGM, and Jonathan
and Michael could find
905
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:05,915
themselves out of a job if the
investors aren't happy with the
906
00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:06,816
way the business is going.
907
00:38:07,252 --> 00:38:08,118
♪ ♪
908
00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:11,321
The worst that could happen in
the meeting is a motion of no
909
00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:13,790
confidence, because we've not
achieved the targets that we
910
00:38:13,858 --> 00:38:14,858
said we would.
911
00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:16,993
I'm nervous about it.
912
00:38:18,262 --> 00:38:21,898
This is a very vocal group, and
they will all want to make their
913
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:22,899
point.
914
00:38:24,202 --> 00:38:25,968
Dick: And even if they aren't
pushed, they're considering
915
00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:27,037
leaving anyway.
916
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:30,006
I hate criticism and I've just
got to bite my tongue, and I
917
00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:31,107
mustn't bite back.
918
00:38:32,777 --> 00:38:34,778
Preparation is the key.
919
00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:39,549
If it looks great when they walk
in you've got half the battle
920
00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:41,217
won, because they think, "Oh,
this is going to be a
921
00:38:41,285 --> 00:38:42,419
professional do."
922
00:38:44,789 --> 00:38:47,123
[birds chirp]
923
00:38:48,893 --> 00:38:50,493
Dick: Jonathan and Michael know
the biggest discussion today
924
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:51,995
will be about the fence and
animals.
925
00:38:54,399 --> 00:38:57,166
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to
the annual general meeting of
926
00:38:57,169 --> 00:38:58,401
the salle Chateau du Jalesnes.
927
00:38:59,638 --> 00:39:01,771
It's come to my attention that
we might have a contentious
928
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,039
issue to discuss.
929
00:39:04,242 --> 00:39:05,308
Dick: This part of the meeting
will take place behind closed
930
00:39:05,377 --> 00:39:06,509
doors.
931
00:39:09,647 --> 00:39:12,582
Jonathan: We have an issue about
the arrival of the sheep.
932
00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:16,386
Man: If you're going to bring
the sheep in, why do we have
933
00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:17,954
such great big posts there?
934
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:22,358
Woman: You see these posts stuck
along the road like a farm
935
00:39:22,427 --> 00:39:24,861
fence, and it's totally
distracted from the whole
936
00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:25,929
chateau.
937
00:39:27,265 --> 00:39:30,566
Man: If there are things that
come to light, like it doesn't
938
00:39:30,635 --> 00:39:32,035
rain for three weeks and the
place stinks, right?
939
00:39:33,905 --> 00:39:34,504
You might do something
about it.
940
00:39:34,572 --> 00:39:35,605
Jonathan: Exactly, of course.
941
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:40,143
Overall it's an experiment, and
if it's proved to be wrong it
942
00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:41,378
will disappear.
943
00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:44,581
Dick: The investors decide to
keep the issue under review.
944
00:39:46,451 --> 00:39:48,084
And if it doesn't work out,
Jonathan and Michael will get
945
00:39:48,153 --> 00:39:49,285
rid of them.
946
00:39:52,190 --> 00:39:54,524
Jonathan: I'd like to crack on
as quickly as possible.
947
00:39:55,193 --> 00:39:56,292
Dick: The meeting goes on, and
other chateau business is
948
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,626
discussed.
949
00:39:58,863 --> 00:40:01,931
Man 1: There was some effort to
generate wedding event business
950
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:04,100
from the States, whatever
happened to that?
951
00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:07,804
Man 2: You say, you concentrate
on weddings during the week,
952
00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:08,671
isn't it?
953
00:40:09,674 --> 00:40:10,840
Jonathan: You're right.
954
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:11,974
Man 2: And you want bums on
the seats during the week,
955
00:40:11,977 --> 00:40:12,642
as well, don't you?
956
00:40:12,710 --> 00:40:13,810
Jonathan: Yup.
957
00:40:14,413 --> 00:40:15,912
Dick: After three hours it's
finally over.
958
00:40:16,881 --> 00:40:19,082
All the remains to say is thank
you very much for taking the
959
00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:21,851
time to listen to what the board
had to present to you, and for
960
00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:25,555
all the suggestions that you've
made, be they difficult or easy.
961
00:40:31,696 --> 00:40:32,929
Dick: So how do Michael and
Jonathan feel?
962
00:40:37,736 --> 00:40:43,473
There was some discussion about
the sheep and as far as I can
963
00:40:43,475 --> 00:40:46,075
make out there's only one person
who's a fan of the
964
00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,911
sheep--[chuckles]--the rest of
them said it was the worst
965
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:51,214
decision that could possibly
have been made, what were we
966
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:54,083
thinking of, why didn't we get
anybody's permission, why didn't
967
00:40:54,151 --> 00:40:57,553
we do this, why didn't we do
that, and I think there wasn't a
968
00:40:57,556 --> 00:41:03,026
single person in the room that
didn't have a go for an hour
969
00:41:03,094 --> 00:41:04,828
about how much the sheep have
got to go.
970
00:41:06,298 --> 00:41:09,132
There was very little trust in
our abilities to--
971
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,734
Michael: I don't care about the
sheep, I care about the aspects
972
00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:14,303
of the mandate to be the
managers here.
973
00:41:14,306 --> 00:41:16,372
I didn't come out of that
meeting with a mandate to be
974
00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:18,641
managers and to take the right
decisions.
975
00:41:21,279 --> 00:41:22,478
Dick: It seems the goats and
sheep are just some of the many
976
00:41:22,547 --> 00:41:23,947
issues for Michael and Jonathan.
977
00:41:24,849 --> 00:41:27,183
I feel as if I've got the weight
of the world on my shoulders,
978
00:41:27,252 --> 00:41:28,885
and I can do without it really.
979
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:34,657
I've got too much going on, and
it's very, very difficult to
980
00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:35,758
keep it all together.
981
00:41:37,128 --> 00:41:38,928
Dick: So they're not making any
rash decisions on their future
982
00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:41,965
now, they're committed to the
upcoming summer wedding.
983
00:41:45,136 --> 00:41:46,903
It's time to start worrying
about other things.
984
00:41:46,905 --> 00:41:48,872
We've not got worrying about our
next event.
985
00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:53,342
Dick: They'll decide if they're
going to stay at Chateau du
986
00:41:53,411 --> 00:41:54,444
Jalesnes after that.
987
00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:57,180
This chateau lark is not all
plain sailing.
988
00:41:58,082 --> 00:42:00,583
[birds chirp]
989
00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:03,586
♪ ♪
990
00:42:04,823 --> 00:42:06,689
Dick: 100 miles northwest, and
it's the morning after the big
991
00:42:06,758 --> 00:42:09,592
event for Philip and Angelina,
and it wasn't all plain sailing.
992
00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:16,432
Yesterday I caught you and you
had your head in your hand.
993
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:17,567
Why?
994
00:42:17,569 --> 00:42:19,903
Were you having a little post
meltdown?
995
00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:21,971
- Oh yeah, yesterday--
- Crying moment?
996
00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:24,040
- --of course, yeah, I hid--
- He was like this.
997
00:42:24,108 --> 00:42:25,475
Angelina: "Oh, best go and check
on him."
998
00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:27,210
I did it in the middle of the
afternoon.
999
00:42:28,746 --> 00:42:30,913
I--I just ran to the back of the
garden where no one could see
1000
00:42:30,916 --> 00:42:32,015
me.
1001
00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:32,982
So it's a hidden section.
1002
00:42:34,252 --> 00:42:37,053
Everyone else is working
away--doing stuff, right--and I
1003
00:42:37,121 --> 00:42:38,688
just hid where no one could see
me.
1004
00:42:38,756 --> 00:42:41,490
And just had my head in my hands
going, "Why, we're not gonna
1005
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:42,325
manage this, please."
1006
00:42:44,429 --> 00:42:45,895
Dick: Running a chateau can do
that to some people.
1007
00:42:48,432 --> 00:42:51,100
You do have really, really down
moments, that's when I have a
1008
00:42:51,168 --> 00:42:57,674
cry and a moan, and--you
know--life gets you lemons, and
1009
00:42:57,742 --> 00:42:58,741
you make--
1010
00:42:58,743 --> 00:42:59,809
- Phil: Lemonade.
- No.
1011
00:43:01,046 --> 00:43:02,445
- You make G&T.
- [Phil laughs]
1012
00:43:04,115 --> 00:43:05,014
Dick: So, decision time.
1013
00:43:05,884 --> 00:43:07,016
Will they carry on with the
chateau life?
1014
00:43:07,918 --> 00:43:09,485
Phil: I couldn't have hoped for
more out of it.
1015
00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:14,890
In reaction to everybody
yesterday was just--it was the
1016
00:43:14,893 --> 00:43:17,727
reassurance I think I needed to
carry on.
1017
00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:21,264
So we'll keep the place on for
as long as we can.
1018
00:43:23,534 --> 00:43:26,669
And now we're looking forward
and there's no stopping it--I
1019
00:43:26,737 --> 00:43:27,704
hope.
1020
00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:30,640
Dick: Good luck, Phil and
Angelina.
1021
00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:32,175
With a lot of hard work, you too
can make it.
1022
00:43:34,312 --> 00:43:35,111
♪ ♪
1023
00:43:35,580 --> 00:43:36,579
Dick: Next time:
1024
00:43:37,849 --> 00:43:39,182
On the day of the wedding,
Michael and Jonathan struggle
1025
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:40,183
with one problem.
1026
00:43:41,485 --> 00:43:43,953
Jonathan: Our lift has jammed
itself on the ground floor.
1027
00:43:44,856 --> 00:43:45,955
Dick:--after another--
1028
00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:48,825
Jonathan: They don't think they
have any more parts like it,
1029
00:43:48,893 --> 00:43:49,726
because it's so old.
1030
00:43:50,428 --> 00:43:51,694
Dick:--after another.
1031
00:43:52,663 --> 00:43:54,864
Man: I've found the pipe that's
leaking, it's got a split in it.
1032
00:43:54,932 --> 00:43:55,832
It looks like it is the mains
pipe.
1033
00:43:57,802 --> 00:44:00,870
Dick: When two new parents face
a mammoth task, trying to get
1034
00:44:00,938 --> 00:44:02,205
the chateau ready for the
holiday season.
1035
00:44:04,175 --> 00:44:06,042
I don't know if we can get
everything done in time.
1036
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:08,878
Dick: They call in support.
1037
00:44:08,946 --> 00:44:11,681
I was up to 4:00 in the morning,
and I didn't know I was gonna
1038
00:44:11,749 --> 00:44:12,482
[unclear] all day.
1039
00:44:13,517 --> 00:44:14,350
Dick: Or at least they thought
they had.
1040
00:44:15,753 --> 00:44:16,953
I don't actually know if he's
ever really done a full-day's
1041
00:44:17,021 --> 00:44:17,953
work in his life before.
1042
00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:20,490
Dick: And major pool and wall
problems--
1043
00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:24,327
Man: Oh my god, that is really
not good.
1044
00:44:25,930 --> 00:44:27,964
Dick:--threaten to scupper a
chateau's summer opening.
1045
00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:30,266
Man: This wall fell down and we
need to put it up before the
1046
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:30,933
guests come.
1047
00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:32,969
♪ ♪
1048
00:44:34,906 --> 00:44:38,775
♪ ♪
1049
00:44:43,481 --> 00:44:46,849
♪ ♪
1050
00:44:52,557 --> 00:44:55,892
♪ ♪
1051
00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:01,531
♪ ♪
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