All language subtitles for The Premise s01e01 Social Justice Sex Tape.eng

What is comedy?

I'm just kidding.

What have I really began
the show like that?

Hi, I'm BJ Novak,
I am so excited to welcome

you to my television
show, its called The Premise.

Every episode is different,
different cast,

different story.

Here we go.

[music playing]

Ethan Streiber is
the kind of guy

who would do anything
to be an ally.

He's about to find out
what anything means.

This is social justice sex tape.

[music playing]

I didn't do anything
you were there.

What did I do?

I didn't do anything.

Hey!

[car door slams]

[music playing]

This is an injustice.

You watched the season
finale without me?

OK.

Well, obviously I have
a lot of work second

your associate gets
everybody's bitch work.

Hey, gunner.

Thank you.

OK.

Well, when Rayna gives
me one of my own cases

you won't see me for months.

Oh, it makes me deeply,
deeply happy to be

talking to donors like you.

I mean, my favorite
part of my job

is actually talking to donors.

Are you kidding me?

Oh, you know what?

I'm so sorry.
I got to go.

Stacey Abrams has actually
just walked into my office.

Yes.

The real Stacey Abrams,
can you believe it?

I'll tell her you said hi.

OK.

Bye.

Getting your salary gunner.

What's up?

Do you remember the Darren
Williams arrest in Bed‐Stuy?

Charged with aggravated
assault, he says the cop tripped

and fell on his own.

Body cams were off‐‐

Yes, I'm familiar.

Why?

What am I looking at?

Wait a second, is that‐‐

I know.

Is that‐‐

Yup.

‐A sex tape?
‐Darren Williams.

Have you ever seen
anything like this before?

I was referring to the context.

Who's handling this case?

A public defender.

All right.

For now.

[laughter]

We have to take this case.

Oh, God.

No, no, no, no, no, here.

I wish we could take
all the cases, I do.

But for every case that we take,
there's the ones that we don't.

And do you seriously
want to go up

against the cops with a sex
tape and a defendant that

has a record?

You have 1,000 emails fighting
for your attention, why would

you want to lose on this one?

We no longer have the freedom
of having nothing to lose, OK?

Our reputation is our power.

Rayna, in my gut I know
that this is important.

I know there's been cases
I've pushed in the past but

this one is different.
I know we can win.

OK.

Fine.

You think this is
important then you

go ahead and see what's there.

And if there is, first chair.

OK.

Yeah?

I got this.

You got this?

I'm going to take this tape
and get Darren Williams off.

That came out wrong, didn't it?

Get out of here.

Mr. Williams, my name is Eve
stone, I'm a lawyer at CRA.

We're a non‐profit
law firm and I'm

interested in taking your case.

I've been here for
like three months... why?

Apparently there's a tape.

Like a security cam?

Not exactly.

Is this you?

No.

Wha‐‐ What's wrong with you?

Why would you show me that?

I'm sorry.

Obviously I'm so sorry that‐‐

this part is this you?

Is that you?

Yeah.

That's me.

Your lawyer told me
you're planning to plead.

I think we can
take this to trial.

I'm a father facing 15.

See they don't make this
shit easy in here at all.

Darren I know that
you're innocent

and I know I can prove it.

Have you done cases
like this before?

I haven't led a trial before.

But there's never been a
trial like this before.

OK.

OK.

Where did you get the tape from?

Hey there, Ethan Streiber.

I don't know if anyone
has announced me.

I'm here to actually
present some evidence.

So‐‐

That is definitely him.

He's here?

‐Yeah.
‐OK.

Hello, hello, hello.

‐Hello.
‐Hey there.

‐Hi, Ethan.
‐Hi.

I'm Eve Stone, and this
is our founding partner

Rayna Bradshaw.

Lovely to meet you.

I know all about your work.

Can I just tell you?

You're as stunning
as you are brilliant.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Come on in and sit down.

So let's start
from the beginning.

Absolutely.

I grew up in Westchester and I
went to college at Middlebury.

I studied creative writing.

I did a bit of acappella with
the premier group on campus.

Ethan, sorry.

I believe she meant the
beginning of the tape.

Where the tape starts.

Duh! I live in Bed‐Stuy which is
a very diverse neighborhood.

Gentrifying very quickly.

Well, not if I can help it.

Um it was a typical day for me.

I was getting home
from a fundraiser

where I heard Evon
Max Kennedy speak

which was so illuminating.

I was really pumped
up so I got to work

amplifying important
voices and causes online.

After a grueling workout,
with a couple of pals.

I feel like I had
earned a little break

so I decided to take
a stroll down memory

lane with one of our
old romantic videos

we made back in March.

Sex‐‐

And the romantic video is filmed
at the exact date and time

of the Darren Williams arrest?

Exactly.

Who is my slam piece?

That's you baby.

[indistinct noises]

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Fuck.

And that is when you
reached out to us?

Yes.

As soon as I finished watching
the tape I reached right out.

So when you finished?

And so I sent you the two
screenshots which are basically

Exhibit A, Exhibit
B. They completely

exonerate Darren Williams.

Show those things, boom
case fucking closed.

W‐‐ Not exactly.

I know.

I believe we're going to need
to see the video in full.

Yeah, for context.

Yeah, yeah.

That's no big deal.

Sure.

It's right on there.

Thank you.

We can just airplay it.

OK.

[audio playback]

That's it.

Have you agreed
to do this babe?

‐Put on some music?
‐Sure.

[music playing]

You want it in there?

‐Oh, yeah.
‐Yeah?

Just give me a couple
of miuntes here.

[end playback]

Wow.

Oh, goodness.

I'm sorry is that a
lower back tattoo.

And what does that say?

Fat.

It says fate.

Oh, that's nice.

Thanks.

It's the Fresh Prince photo.

Fuck yeah.

Can we maybe just
close the blinds first?

Oh, there it is.

Is that it?

OK.

Look.

He trips and falls and
Darren's hands are still up.

This destroys cops the
entire narrative.

This makes the case.

This is it.

This is amazing.

Wow, OK. Um.

So. so sorry.

Just for some
clarity here, is this

going to be shown in court?

This video, like open court?

Oh, but don't worry, no.

People have seen worse.

Seriously.

They see dead bodies,
maimed bodies‐‐

Oh.

Oh, rats.

I just remembered something.

You know how badly
I want to help

but I don't have Vanessa's
consent to show this video.

And she and I actually broke up.

I don't think it's fair
to trigger her by bringing

this all up again and‐‐

I totally understand.

I will call her for you.

[screams]

Yeah, yeah.

Handled.

[audio playback]

Who is my slam piece?

It's you baby.

Yeah, do you like that?

It's just sex, right?

It's just the
birds and the bees.

Do you know what I mean?

It's funny.

Porn gives people such a
distorted mental image of sex.

Right.

This is what it's
supposed to look like.

Sure.

She's in.

Oh, fantastic.

Great.

OK.

‐Contact him for us.
‐OK.

Hey, maybe we could just play
devil's advocate for a second.

Darren Williams, he's a bit
of a complicated guy, right?

I mean, he's got
a criminal record?

Well, you know he's an
activist and lots of activists

have criminal records.

Yeah.

No, no, no, I have absolutely
zero issue with it.

I think it's great
to have a record.

I ultimately wish
that I had a record.

But I think‐‐

I'm just wondering what the
jury will think of that.

Oh, you don't have
to worry about that.

We leave that to Eve.

Here's the thing,
I can't believe

I'm even going to say this.

But everything I've
been seeing on the news

I don't know that this
is even going to make

that big of a difference.

I mean, do we even really
trust the legal system here

in this messed up
racist country?

I mean, it's saddening to say
but maybe Malcolm was right.

Maybe the system
is beyond saving.

Did Malcolm say that?

I've dedicated my entire
life to the opposite belief.

Even what happened to
anything for the cause.

Look I protest, I donate,
I march regularly.

Thank you.

I really believe in my bones
that Black lives matter.

They do.

It's just so much more
than anything honestly.

But‐‐

Ethan, I know you want
to make a difference

and maybe this isn't
how you imagined it.

But this is your
chance to be a hero.

This is your chance to make a
difference, a big difference

in a man's life.

Ethan, this is your shot.

And Ethan, you are not
throwing away your shot.

I'm not throwing away my shot.

I'll do it.

OK.

Bravo.

We love you, Darren.

Hey, man I'm so
sorry to bug you.

Um we actually haven't had
a chance to meet yet

but I'm just a huge
fan of your activism.

You actually quote‐‐

All rise.

All right, cool man.
Thanks.

You may be seated.

[gavel being hit]

Court is now in session.

You will hear sworn testimony
from two heroic officers

who survived a brutal
attack by the defendant.

And what will the defense
offer you, a sex tape.

Well, if that is all
that the defense is

going to bring to
the table then we

will be forced to pick
it apart frame by frame.

The prosecution and the
defense agree on one thing,

this case is all
about the evidence.

What you see will shock

you, it will disgust you, but
if you are truly brave enough

to look really
carefully you will see

something equally upsetting.

Injustice.

Ethan, the police report
states that Darren Williams was

on the corner of Wyeth
and Jefferson at 4:10 PM,

can you confirm the
location of your apartment?

Sure.

I live on the corner
of Wyeth and Jefferson

um right above the
world's best bodega.

Now you happen to
have your camera

on recording on that
exact intersection

at that exact time?

Yes.

Please prepare yourselves
for what you're about to see.

[audio playback]

I want you to focus on the
tramp stamp‐‐ time stamp please.

We're in out about three minutes
when the church bells start

to ring and the metadata
confirms that it is 4:00 PM.

We can jump ahead
to 13:32 and pause.

[audio playback]

If you could just
zoom in even more.

Yeah just even deeper,
as deep as possible

on the incident‐‐ on the
police incident please.

Thank you.

We see Darren Williams
4:10 PM on the dot.

Play please.

As you can see two
officers approach Darren

and while his hands are
still clearly raised,

the officer trips shattering
his own elbow contradicting

their own statement that
there was aggravated assault.

Now Ethan, does that look like
my client assaulting somebody

to you?

Hard no.

This tape is
unequivocal evidence

that the police lied
about this incident

and continue to lie
about it to this day.

So Ethan, what led
to your decision

to masturbate to this sex tape?

I guess I was lonely
and I had some work I

was avoiding doing so I was
procrastinating, I guess.

So the woman on the tape
identified as Vanessa Delacorte

is‐‐ um...

well, there's
really no other way

to say this‐‐ much more
attractive than you?

Objection.

Opinion not fact.

Overruled.

I'll allow it as fact.

Had you two had sex before?

Yeah, obviously.

And she willingly
engaged in that again.

Uh‐huh.

7:47 please.

[audio playback]

I mean, you can see
he is completely

missing her entire area there.

17:12, zoom in.

Yes.

And how old are you Ethan?

Twenty nine.

Twenty nine years old.

And yet that is clearly the
scrotum of a much older man.

Left testicle almost twice the
size of the right testicle.

It's just really‐‐ it's
just not adding up, is it?

Now you have a lot
of Black friends,

don't you Mr. Streiber?

Yeah, of course.

A ton.

Well, is it possible that
the man in the purple hoodie

could be one of your friends,
perhaps a fellow crisis actor?

Crisis actor?

Finally, tell us Ethan, what
is the name of the folder

that you keep this video in?

Unreal.

And what is the connection
of the content of Unreal?

That's album in my phone
where I keep all my‐‐

everybody's got that
place where they keep

all the stuff that gets you‐‐

Fantasies?

Yeah, yeah.

Exactly.

That maybe never happened,
that are maybe unreal‐‐

Are they going to believe
this video was fake?

‐‐which is more likely?

A man who looks like this
who had sex with a woman who

looks like that in
the most profoundly

bizarre manner or a millennial
incel who is so desperate to be

a hero to his progressive peers
that he might have fabricated

a deepfake that is exactly
what he says it is, Unreal?

So here's how we're going
to bring Darren home,

we're going to open up your
entire phone for everybody

to see.

Every picture, every
video, everything

you've ever searched.

We're going to
call on your exes.

That's how we're going to paint
a complete picture of Ethan

Streiber.

No, no. no.
I'm just feeling‐‐ I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm feeling uncomfortable. OK.

I don't like that I've
become this like white Savior

figure in this trial.

I don't think
that's appropriate.

This should be about you ladies
and Darren. Right?

I‐‐ I just don't think that I
should be centered in this

narrative. Okay. I need to
just remove myself. Okay...

Oh, God.

I feel so much better this
is the right move ultimately

I think. You know my

e‐therapist keeps
telling me I need

to listen to the physical
sensations in my body.

So you fantastic
ladies are going

to return to doing
what you're doing best

and I will go back to
doing what I do best‐‐

donating, protesting, marching.

Ethan, no. All right.

We are in too deep
to turn back now, OK?

Either you let us open
up the Unreal folder‐‐

and yeah it's embarrassing‐‐
or Darren Williams goes

to prison for 15 years.

It's time to pick a side Ethan.

Are you with us or not?

[music playing]
I now enter into evidence the entire contents

of Ethan Streiber's phone.

Please brace yourselves.

I'm now opening
the folder, Unreal.

Let the record show 47
homemade videos and 650 still

images and screenshots,
some dating

back as far as seven years all
establishing a relevant pattern

that the sex you saw on tape
was consistent with his behavior

and proclivities.

I now call to the stand
Vanessa Delacorte, the woman

who appeared in the video.

Please proceed whenever
you're ready Ms. Delacorte.

It's difficult for
me to be here today

and to expose this chapter
of my life to the public.

But I do it to shed light
on an important issue

larger than myself.

How our society gaslights
insecure young women

that they should be with
white men who have nothing

to offer them but unearned
status, privilege,

and arrogance.

I am here today to
tell the world I am not

the woman you saw on that tape.

Not anymore.

Thank you Ms. Delacorte.

Let's just get to it, shall we?

Did Ethan ever make you orgasm?

Never.

And would you be
the type to fake it?

He wouldn't have noticed.

So could the screams on the tape
have been coming from Ethan?

He made more of a grunting sound
like a car that couldn't start.

Would you be so kind as to
demonstrate that for the jury?

It's soon, it's
soon, it's soon‐‐

It's soon, it soon, it soon‐‐

It's soon, it soon, it's soon‐‐

It's soon it's soon it's soon

It's now.

A pattern emerges.

He did this thing with his arms.

This weird thing with his arms.

[audio playback]

A clear pattern.

And what songs did he play?

It was always the same song‐‐

Back That Ass Up.

We rarely made it
past Back That Ass Up.

What did he call you?

He called me slam piece.

Slam piece.

Slam piece.

[audio playback]

This is my slam piece

[end playback]

So a pattern.

I am Ethan's doctor.

He has visited me for many
STD scares over the years.

Most imagined several real.

And yes this indeed
is his real scrotum.

The man on the tape, is
the real Ethan Streiber.

I never forget a
scrotum like that.

Thank you doctor.

No further questions.

Now, you're not a licensed
therapist, is that correct?

Right.

I'm a team member
at your ecouncillor.

And you might have some
insight into Ethan Streiber's

psychology?

Again, I'm a team member.

I handle a lot of people.

Well, I went through more than
10,000 of Mr. Streiber's tweets

and I just want to understand
the psychology and credibility

of that type of individual.

This one calls for
abolishing the police.

This one calls from
our law enforcement

at a Tame Impala show.

Never trust the
government, never

trust the
pharmaceutical industry,

and then the government
is doing an amazing job

rolling out the vaccine.

You're an idiot if
you don't get it.

This one says MJ is
the GOAT, this one

says LeBron is the GOAT.

We can't have two GOATs.

And what do you all
think of this one?

"Maybe more cops will
go to jail if they

didn't put the stupidest
people in America on juries."

I shouldn't of taken this case.

Why did you want
this case so badly?

It‐‐ It just cut through my
inbox.

You know.

There's two types of tapes
that go around, right?

There's the "stop
what you're doing,

you have to watch this video."

And then there's the
"stop what you're doing

you have to watch this video."

I thought the people that
tuned these things out

might pay attention if it was
the kind of ridiculous video

they watch every day.

I had this big ridiculous dream
that I could change things,

that I could make a difference,
and I took this big swing

and now real people are
caught up in my mistake.

The jury just thinks
he's a woke ally

or whatever he's
not even that guy.

I get that you are supposed
to learn from your mistakes

but it is not fair that
people have to pay for mine.

You know what's funny?

No.

The worst this case goes
the more I believe in you.

What does that mean?

I can see your ambition.

I can see your heart.

You know...

Sometimes pressure brings
out who people really are.

I don't think so.

[phone ringing]

What's up dad?

Tom Brady after every game
he reviewed the game tapes.

See what went wrong, what
could have gone better,

look I just want to
say I'm proud of you.

You're going to get better to.

[phone ringing]

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It leaked. Oh shit.

Yo all the porn
sites are shutting down.

There's no one going to trying
to beat their meat to this.

All of a sudden you get
home, hop on p‐hub, they

got the social justice
category right above step up.

I love those guys.

I'm about to make this shit
light up Tik‐Tok right now.

I don't even want to see a dance
move based on the shot.

[music playing]

Fuck.

I got a small penis on how
to plump it like a Reebok.

[laughter]

On the bridge he's like,
Black Lives Matter.

[laughter]

[shouts]

A police incident. A sex tape.
And a highly unusual scrotum.

I'm Michael, this is the daily.

The tape leaked.

Who leaked it?

Your office had it?

Who would leak it?

W‐‐ What the hell this turning
into?

I didn't want to be
a famous case.

Darren.

What?

I need you to trust me on this.

I got this.

Then get it.

How would the defense
like to proceed?

Your Honor, the
defense would like

to recall Ethan Streiber
back to the stand.

What the fuck?

Ms. Stone, you've already
examined this witness.

I know Your Honor
and I would not

do this if it wasn't serious.

The defense believes the witness
may have perjured himself.

Very well.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Ethan do you know
why I've called you

back up to the stand?

There's a pattern
of discrepancies

between who you say you
are and who you really are.

You went to the
women's march and yet

we all saw how you
talked to Vanessa.

I'll strive to do better.

Under oath you said
you had and I quote,

"A ton of Black friends."

Sick.
Yes, I do.

Why would I apologize for that?

Ethan, can you name a single
black friend of yours?

Yeah.

Can I, yes. Um...

Joe.

Joe from my building.

Let's see FM, he's my‐‐

from the fund.

Ethan we have the entire
contents of your phone

entered into evidence.

Would I find either of
those two numbers on there?

I'm sure.

On a group text maybe.

What about you?

You're my friend.

Ethan I'm not your friend.

OK, you know what?

You know what?

All I wanted to do is help.
Okay.

And everybody is just‐‐

everybody is just
making it impossible. Okay.

Everybody is dragging me for
not being a perfect person.

I've really done everything
I can think of to do.

I posted that black square,
I deleted that black square,

I reposted the black
square, and then I

redeleted the black square.

And literally nothing
is ever enough. Okay.

And everyone on
all sides is just

destroying me to show
how good they are.

Well, how am I supposed
to get a job after this?

Hm? You ever thought of that?

How am I ever going
to get a date after this?

Do you realize how deeply
fucked up this is for me.

[gavel being hit]
Language.

No, no, no, no.
This system is fucked up.

You know what? Actually,

actually both
systems are fucked up.

The justice system wants
to fuck people like Darren.

And the social justice system
wants to fuck people like me.

[gavel being hit]

And I'm not perfect.

Did I ever say
that I was perfect?

I am so deeply fucked up in
a myriad of fucked up ways

just like everybody
fucking in this room is.

But I try so hard.

I really try all the time
to do the right thing

but it seems like the
harder I try the more

I just get incessantly shit on.

So forget it.

I quit, it's all over, fuck
this court, fuck this system,

and fuck this woke bullshit.

[gavel being hit]

The defense rests.

Witness dismissed.

It must be nice to be
able to get that man.

Has the jury reached a verdict?

Your Honor, the jury finds
the defendant not guilty.

Yeah.

[shouts]

Yes.

Yes.

[gavel being hit]

Is that what it took?

Y'all wouldn't be here
if it wasn't for that tape.

Is that what it takes?

[laughter]

Is that what it
takes like seriously?

Do these videos have to be
more obscene every time?

More shocking every time?

I just want to take this time
to thank my lawyer Eve Stone,

I want to thank
the judge, I want

to thank the jury, the bailiff,
the stenographer, and Jesus.

I want to thank Jesus‐‐

Sketch?

The sketch artist.

I want to thank‐‐

I want to thank you all for
having to sit through all that.

Wow.

I got to thank my aunt,
she came through everyday‐‐

That's a great speech.

I didn't make it in but‐‐

Ethan, you know he's
grateful to you too.

You said I'd be a hero for this.

I didn't say you'd look like
one.

This is just the beginning.

I'm never going to
forget any of this.

While I have you attention, I
guess it really just comes down

to this.

In the sex tape
that is life always

remember there's probably
somebody getting screwed

even harder out of frame.

Wow.

And not everybody
has a tape like this.

As a matter of fact, not
anybody has a tape like this.

[laughter]

Nicely done.

[music playing]

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