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>> JASON: Kelly, Kelly, Kelly.
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Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly.
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>> KELLY: [laughing]
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>> Is there any challenge you
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and I can't surmount together?
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I mean, seriously,
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like for real.
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I believe, if we put our heads
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together, we could probably
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beat death.
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And I mean really kick its ass.
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Now that would mean we'd be
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stuck together until the end of
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time, but that is fine with me
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because I will love you forever.
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>> Now, Kelly...
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>> Jason, my Jason, an adventure
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is what you promised me
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and that is what I've gotten.
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and that is what I've gotten.
You are...
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You are...
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You are...
I always thought...
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I always thought...
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I always thought...
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I can't do this.
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>> What?
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>> What?
>> Mommy?
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>> Mommy?
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>> I'm kidding!
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>> Oh!
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>> I just wanted to see what
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that felt like.
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[laughing]
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>> It did not feel good.
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It did not feel good.
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Oh, wow, I'm a bastard.
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That's what I--
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Woo, good one, good one.
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>> I love this man and I love
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this family.
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I am so in.
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>> I now pronounce you husband
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and wife--again.
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Kiss your bride, Mr. Pitts.
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>> [cell phone ringing]
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>> Really, Daddy?
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>> Sorry.
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It's the job.
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I just...
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Just give me a second.
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Just give me a second.
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♪ Baby Rog!
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>> Yo, Jason, what's up, man?
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What are you up to?
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>> I'm actually in the middle of
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my impromptu wedding.
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I'm remarrying my first wife.
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You remember Kelly--sexy blond,
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rockin' bod.
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You probably had teen dreams
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about her back in the day.
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>> You're a wild boy, Jason.
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Hey, let me ask you a quick
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question.
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At what point in between
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remarrying your ex and admitting
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on national television that you
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did steroids, were you planning
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on actually coming back to the
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team you're running to address
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this absolute disaster that's
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happening on the field between
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your star player and your third
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string quarterback--a third
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string quarterback that you
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begged me to put back
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on the team?
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>> Um...
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Kell, this is gonna take longer
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Kell, this is gonna take longer
than a second.
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than a second.
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than a second.
>> ♪
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>> ♪
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>> [knock at door]
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>> I'm comin'.
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>> I'm comin'.
Oh...
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Oh...
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Okay, so you brought Grandpa
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as your backup.
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>> Yeah, 'cause after 30-odd
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years, I still can't get through
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to your ass by my damn self.
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>> Not with goin' on with all
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that noise, please!
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>> Come on, show your mother
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some respect.
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None of the men she takes into
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her bed might not give her any,
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but your son damn sure better.
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>> What?
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Okay, look, we talked about
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this old man--best behavior.
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>> This is my best behavior.
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>> No, Grandpa, all she needs
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to do is tell her silly ass
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client to calm the hell down.
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>> He won't talk to me, Malik.
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This whole season is riding
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on Blue.
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I mean, he basically has enough
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power to get you kicked off
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of the damn team, and I know
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whatever this is, it's got
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something to do with that fight
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that happened in the elevator
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between you, him, and Keira,
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all right, so tell me everything
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so I can just handle it.
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>> I don't remember.
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>> Mm-hm, still no
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snitchin', huh?
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Ooh, you really know how to make
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me hate and admire you at
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the same damn time.
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>> Ah, what's there to snitch?
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He smooshed it?
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>> You think he smashed Keira?
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>> Wait, wait, the word's not
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smooshed?
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>> No!
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>> But I like smooshed.
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So let's just make a pact right
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now--it's gonna be smooshed
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from now on.
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>> Malik, what the hell were
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you thinking?
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>> We didn't smash, Ma!
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>> 'Cause he smooshed it.
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>> No, all we did was kiss.
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>> What?
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All of this is about a kiss?
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It'd have been worth it,
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if you smooshed her.
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>> Well, we didn't, all right?
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So, technically, I'm innocent.
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Dude is trippin'.
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>> No, you trippin'.
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You betrayed a teammate, okay?
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You broke the damn code.
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>> You know what?
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This is absolutely crazy how
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you're gonna sit up here and
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talk about the code when you are
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the same woman that strung two
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men along at the same time,
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whose baby you're carrying.
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went nine months without knowing
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I think that's the pot callin'
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the Black man kettle.
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>> GRANDPA: [chuckling]
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>> You know, Malik, I've had to
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live with my mistakes.
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Maybe you need to learn to
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do the same.
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Good luck.
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>> Goodnight.
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>> [door slamming]
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>> You got her good with
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that last one.
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[chuckling]
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[sighing]
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Well...
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she's not been a good example
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for you.
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It's been a mess.
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But, hell, I wasn't the best
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example for her.
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So, maybe we oughta just keep on
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making dumb-ass mistakes after
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dumb-ass mistakes and keep on
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pushing the blame on up
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the family tree.
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>> That's not what I'm tryin' to
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do, Grandpa.
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>> You weren't exactly taking
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responsibility for your
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actions, son.
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But if that's the man you are,
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then don't change.
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But I'm gonna spend some time
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with my little choo-choo, Kai.
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So, good luck, son.
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And don't forget--
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And don't forget--
it's, uh, it's smoosh now.
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it's, uh, it's smoosh now.
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>> [door opens, closes]
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>> It's coming, it's coming.
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>> [gasping]
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>> Okay. Ooh.
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All right, Keisha, from now
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on, you can't say you don't know
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the expiration on braids
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is two months, not two years,
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okay?
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Girl, I'm gonna have to pay
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somebody to dust it.
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>> Excuse me, Miss Pitts?
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>> Mr. Keith?
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Hey, welcome to Spadonnay.
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>> Thank you.
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Can I steal you away from
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your client for about five
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minutes?
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>> Sure.
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>> A beautiful place,
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by the way.
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>> Thank you.
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>> Thank you.
>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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So, of course, it was my
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father's decision to hire Jason
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as interim head coach and in
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light of this steroid scandal,
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I decided to kinda get ahead
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of the story, get a feeler if
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there's any other potentially
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disastrous stories out there
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that I might need to
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be aware of.
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>> Like?
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>> You know, normal stuff--
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gambling, prostitution, forgery,
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dog-fighting, pyramid schemes,
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necrophilia, interference with
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a flight crew?
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Any of this hit?
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>> I don't know about any of
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that stuff, and if I were to
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tell you something, it most
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likely would blow up in my
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face--pretty much like it did on
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Deborah Norville when I outed
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him on steroids.
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I know you saw that.
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>> My family owns the Sabers
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and we take a lot of pride in
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the team and I just don't want
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Jason's messiness to tarnish
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our brand--you know, with this
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steroid stuff and the
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inappropriateness at mid-field
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and leaving practise to get
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married.
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>> He got remarried?
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>> I'm sorry.
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I thought you knew that.
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>> [sighing]
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No.
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No, but you know, it makes
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sense.
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I stopped crying about it
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on Monday.
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I signed the divorce papers
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on Tuesday.
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And he gets remarried
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on Wednesday.
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>> MAN: Jason, as I understand,
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So, yeah, it sounds about right.
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there was a severe confrontation
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on the field between your
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protégé Blue and your old
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teammate Malik Wright.
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Now other reports have confirmed
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visible bruises and cuts.
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Your response.
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>> I can see why there'd be
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some confusion.
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What happened was the night
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before, those two buddies had
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gone to a charity event with
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Keira Michelle Whitaker.
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>> I'm sorry, who?
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>> Uh, the mudsucker movie
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"Baggers."
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She's irrelevant.
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Anyway, they were in a fender
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bender, there was a bad airbag,
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we may sue.
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>> We happen to have videotape
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of the incident.
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>> Huh?
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>> But instead of a car,
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it's an elevator and instead
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of a crash, it's a brawl.
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of a crash, it's a brawl.
Let's roll that footage.
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Let's roll that footage.
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>> Oh.
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Oh, no, this?
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No, what you're seeing here...
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it's they're re-enacting a dance
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from the charity event.
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It was a regional cha-cha
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and I did hear mention that
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they'd just seen Kung Fu Hustle
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which would explain the kicking.
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So, what we're seeing here is
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two passionate players being
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blasted.
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Thanks for your time, sir.
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>> Blue appears to be
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the aggressor.
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Now with this season resting on
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him, and with the likelihood
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of disciplinary action,
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the playoff chances, they're
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looking a lot slimmer.
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>> Well, there's a lot of
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assumptions there, Chuck.
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>> Well, the tweets we're
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receiving are calling your
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version of the events
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questionable--along with
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your credibility.
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>> [sighing] I can't...
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I think we're having a technical
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snafu.
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I can't really hear you.
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>> I think you can hear
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me, Jason.
331
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>> So maybe we could--
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>> In fact, now they're
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questioning if there could be so
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many inaccuracies in this story,
335
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there might be some inaccuracies
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in your being a hero with regard
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to your latest steroid
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revelation.
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>> Twitterers are lying.
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I opened up my heart and I
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confessed to unveil the ugly
342
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epidemic in this sport, okay?
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And if I helped just one person,
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then that's it.
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That's all I need.
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I just need one, just one.
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Then any consequences
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or misdirected criticism toward
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me was well worth it.
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>> Well, that's good to hear
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because the consequences are
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harsh, indeed.
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I happen to have the League's
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latest statement.
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>> League put out a statement.
356
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Ambushing me again.
357
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I can't believe you, dude.
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Chuck, I introduced you to
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your wife.
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I coulda taken her for myself.
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>> In a nutshell, it says
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they're stripping you of your
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championship title.
364
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You can kiss that Hall of Fame
365
00:09:03,827 --> 00:09:04,927
goodbye.
366
00:09:04,931 --> 00:09:06,861
>> Yeah, it's...it's a sacrifice
367
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I expected.
368
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>> And all of your records
369
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from your rookie year onward,
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they're being investigated.
371
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>> Hold on. What?
372
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>> And on that note--
373
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>> That was half of one season.
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>> Any final words?
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>> Yeah, you're a bastard,
376
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Chuck.
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You're a real...bastard.
378
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>> Right after the break,
379
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our analysts will debate
380
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how quickly the Sabers
381
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will fold, if Westbrook goes
382
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will fold, if Westbrook goes
down for this one.
383
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down for this one.
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>> But, girl, when y'all jumped
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up, and got engaged, and you'd
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even set a wedding date,
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that just screams the end
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of a relationship.
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Oh, it's over, y'all.
390
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No, we just playin'.
391
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>> You know, when I think back
392
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on our relationship, it just
393
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seems like all we ever did
394
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was argue.
395
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>> 'Cause you did.
396
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>> I know.
397
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I guess I felt like arguing was
398
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a sign of passion and passion
399
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was a sign of love, so...
400
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>> I've been there, too, and you
401
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know what I know now?
402
00:09:53,896 --> 00:09:56,756
Love is just sitting in the same
403
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room in silence.
404
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>> Mmm.
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>> I mean, it ain't gonna happen
406
00:10:00,827 --> 00:10:01,617
to me because I run my mouth
407
00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:02,520
too much.
408
00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:03,617
>> [laughing]
409
00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:04,900
>> But I do know now, girl,
410
00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,516
I don't have to fight to feel
411
00:10:06,517 --> 00:10:08,407
like I'm in love anymore.
412
00:10:08,413 --> 00:10:09,483
>> I guess I kind of feel like
413
00:10:09,482 --> 00:10:10,862
Malik opened my eyes to that,
414
00:10:10,862 --> 00:10:12,172
too.
415
00:10:12,172 --> 00:10:13,382
>> He was a distraction.
416
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:14,659
>> No, no, no.
417
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:15,855
No, way more than that.
418
00:10:15,862 --> 00:10:16,902
He's my friend.
419
00:10:16,896 --> 00:10:18,376
We'd laugh all the time.
420
00:10:18,379 --> 00:10:19,999
We'd talk mess to each other.
421
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:20,900
[laughing]
422
00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:21,896
It's fun.
423
00:10:21,896 --> 00:10:22,926
He's not trying to change me,
424
00:10:22,931 --> 00:10:24,001
you know?
425
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,380
Things are just...
426
00:10:25,379 --> 00:10:27,169
very easy with him.
427
00:10:27,172 --> 00:10:29,282
>> Where the hell is this going?
428
00:10:29,275 --> 00:10:31,275
>> Nowhere.
429
00:10:31,275 --> 00:10:32,545
>> Wait, I can see it all in
430
00:10:32,551 --> 00:10:33,551
your eyeballs.
431
00:10:33,551 --> 00:10:34,341
>> No.
432
00:10:34,344 --> 00:10:35,174
>> Keira.
433
00:10:35,172 --> 00:10:36,142
>> Hm?
434
00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:36,997
>> Did you fall for my son?
435
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,000
>> No.
436
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,310
>> Okay, look, I love my son
437
00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:42,340
dearly, okay?
438
00:10:42,344 --> 00:10:43,764
But when I created him, I left
439
00:10:43,758 --> 00:10:45,688
out one thing--the relationship
440
00:10:45,689 --> 00:10:46,929
gene.
441
00:10:46,931 --> 00:10:48,001
Come on, think about it.
442
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,100
Have you ever seen Malik in
443
00:10:49,103 --> 00:10:52,173
a long-lasting relationship?
444
00:10:52,172 --> 00:10:53,102
>> No.
445
00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:54,103
>> Exactly.
446
00:10:54,103 --> 00:10:55,623
You need to focus on you,
447
00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:57,030
concentrate on your acting,
448
00:10:57,034 --> 00:10:58,244
okay, and leave these men
449
00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,591
alone--especially Malik.
450
00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:01,686
'Cause what you want from him,
451
00:11:01,689 --> 00:11:03,999
he can't give it to you--
452
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,660
trust.
453
00:11:05,655 --> 00:11:06,545
You hear me?
454
00:11:06,551 --> 00:11:07,621
>> I hear you.
455
00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:08,620
>> You'd better play with
456
00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:09,860
them toys and leave them
457
00:11:09,862 --> 00:11:12,032
them toys and leave them
boys alone.
458
00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:14,284
boys alone.
459
00:11:14,275 --> 00:11:15,375
>> ♪ Although there's pain
460
00:11:15,379 --> 00:11:16,449
♪ In my chest
461
00:11:16,448 --> 00:11:17,758
♪ I still wish you the best
462
00:11:17,758 --> 00:11:21,478
♪ With a forget you
463
00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:23,142
♪ Now baby baby baby baby
464
00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:24,377
♪ Why you wanna
465
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,759
♪ Wanna hurt me so bad
466
00:11:25,758 --> 00:11:26,968
♪ So bad
467
00:11:26,965 --> 00:11:28,615
♪ So bad so bad
468
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:29,860
♪ I tried to tell my mama
469
00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:31,212
♪ But she told me
470
00:11:31,206 --> 00:11:32,716
♪ "This is one for your dad"
471
00:11:32,724 --> 00:11:35,034
♪ Your dad your dad your dad
472
00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:37,904
>> [car horn honking]
473
00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:40,476
>> [screaming]
474
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:42,002
>> [car horn honking]
475
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,660
>> [screaming]
476
00:11:43,655 --> 00:11:45,445
>> ♪ Why
477
00:11:45,448 --> 00:11:47,378
♪ Why
478
00:11:47,379 --> 00:11:48,719
♪ Why
479
00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:52,074
♪ Why
♪ Lady yeah
480
00:11:52,068 --> 00:11:53,408
♪ Lady yeah
481
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:58,103
♪ I still love you
482
00:11:58,103 --> 00:12:00,863
>> Oh, yes, yes!
483
00:12:00,862 --> 00:12:05,452
A million dimes! Yes!
484
00:12:05,448 --> 00:12:07,168
>> ♪ Gotta cleanse my house
485
00:12:07,172 --> 00:12:08,312
♪ Gotta cleanse
486
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,930
♪ Gotta gotta gotta cleanse
487
00:12:09,931 --> 00:12:11,101
Who's gotta cleanse?
488
00:12:11,103 --> 00:12:12,173
>> Mama's gotta cleanse.
489
00:12:12,172 --> 00:12:13,172
>> You got it.
490
00:12:13,172 --> 00:12:14,172
>> [knock at door]
491
00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:15,102
>> ♪ Burnin' sage
492
00:12:15,103 --> 00:12:16,073
♪ Burnin' sage
493
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,068
♪ Burnin' sage
494
00:12:17,068 --> 00:12:18,138
♪ Gotta cleanse my house
495
00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:19,277
♪ Gotta
496
00:12:19,275 --> 00:12:21,335
♪ Gotta gotta cleanse
497
00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:22,454
♪ Burnin' sage
498
00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:23,378
♪ Burnin' sage
499
00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:24,279
♪ Burnin' sage
500
00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:25,855
♪ Gotta cleanse my house
501
00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:27,412
♪ Gotta gotta gotta
502
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,003
♪ Gotta cleanse gotta cleanse
503
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,380
♪ Gotta cleanse--
504
00:12:30,379 --> 00:12:31,479
>> I like what you've done
505
00:12:31,482 --> 00:12:34,932
with the place, Kelly.
506
00:12:34,931 --> 00:12:36,621
>> Okay, so this moment was
507
00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:37,520
unavoidable.
508
00:12:37,517 --> 00:12:38,377
Let's just go ahead and put
509
00:12:38,379 --> 00:12:39,309
it out there.
510
00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:40,410
You were my stepmom.
511
00:12:40,413 --> 00:12:41,693
>> Not now, little girl.
512
00:12:41,689 --> 00:12:42,859
>> Okay, but you're
513
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:43,662
my birth mom.
514
00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:45,445
>> Not now, little girl.
515
00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:47,378
>> Okay.
516
00:12:47,379 --> 00:12:48,619
>> You shouldn't be here.
517
00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:49,690
>> You're right.
518
00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:51,209
I mean, 'cause it's not like
519
00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:52,856
I helped pick out that bench
520
00:12:52,862 --> 00:12:55,002
or this vase or got this
521
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:55,930
subscription to
522
00:12:55,931 --> 00:12:56,901
Black Enterprise.
523
00:12:56,896 --> 00:12:59,406
>> That's my Black Enterprise.
524
00:12:59,413 --> 00:13:00,593
>> Oh, my bad.
525
00:13:00,586 --> 00:13:01,376
>> You can do the change of
526
00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:02,169
address online.
527
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:03,242
They're really quick about it.
528
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,071
>> You know what?
529
00:13:04,068 --> 00:13:05,208
I don't give a damn.
530
00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:06,446
Not six months ago, you stood
531
00:13:06,448 --> 00:13:07,588
over there and you told me you
532
00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:08,236
didn't come back to steal
533
00:13:08,241 --> 00:13:10,691
my family, my life.
534
00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:11,969
>> I left.
535
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,895
You had your chance to get
536
00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:14,996
it all back.
537
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000
>> Come on, you know the damage
538
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,240
was done, Kelly.
539
00:13:17,241 --> 00:13:18,411
I mean, just have the human
540
00:13:18,413 --> 00:13:19,523
decency to admit that you wanted
541
00:13:19,517 --> 00:13:21,167
Jason back.
542
00:13:21,172 --> 00:13:23,722
Admit it.
543
00:13:23,724 --> 00:13:25,174
>> [sighing]
544
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,522
You're right.
545
00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:28,067
I wanted Jason back and,
546
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,448
honestly, I don't think I ever
547
00:13:29,448 --> 00:13:31,308
stopped loving him, and then
548
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,000
I came and I saw him with you
549
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,030
and I barely recognized him.
550
00:13:35,034 --> 00:13:36,414
He was more understanding,
551
00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:37,593
less controlling, giving--
552
00:13:37,586 --> 00:13:39,336
he was everything that I wanted
553
00:13:39,344 --> 00:13:40,664
and needed him to be once
554
00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:41,615
I left him.
555
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,100
>> But I got him there, not you.
556
00:13:43,103 --> 00:13:44,003
>> Did you?
557
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:44,830
>> Yes.
558
00:13:44,827 --> 00:13:45,757
>> Because I would argue that it
559
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:46,688
was me leaving him that whipped
560
00:13:46,689 --> 00:13:47,789
him into shape and made him into
561
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:48,693
the man that you married.
562
00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:50,689
>> Exactly! Married!
563
00:13:50,689 --> 00:13:52,169
He was still my husband, girl.
564
00:13:52,172 --> 00:13:53,482
>> You're right and normally
565
00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:54,692
I would never come between
566
00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:55,999
a married couple--separated,
567
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,550
maybe, married, no.
568
00:13:57,551 --> 00:13:59,211
But this was different.
569
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,476
I put in years with this man.
570
00:14:01,482 --> 00:14:03,342
I am the mother of his child.
571
00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:05,314
Together, or not together,
572
00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:08,280
Together, or not together,
he will always be mine.
573
00:14:08,275 --> 00:14:11,165
he will always be mine.
574
00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:12,592
>> You know what?
575
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:14,476
You're a dirty dog, Kelly Pitts.
576
00:14:14,482 --> 00:14:16,142
And you two dirty dogs deserve
577
00:14:16,137 --> 00:14:18,207
And you two dirty dogs deserve
each other.
578
00:14:18,206 --> 00:14:25,026
each other.
579
00:14:25,034 --> 00:14:28,034
each other.
>> [door opens, slams closed]
580
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:35,864
>> [door opens, slams closed]
581
00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:37,902
>> [door opens, slams closed]
>> [sobbing]
582
00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:44,376
>> [sobbing]
583
00:14:44,379 --> 00:14:46,999
[sniffling]
584
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,900
Oh, Lord...
585
00:14:49,896 --> 00:14:50,996
I know my steps are ordered by
586
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,480
you, but I've...
587
00:14:53,482 --> 00:14:54,722
I've clearly gone off the path.
588
00:14:54,724 --> 00:14:56,694
I'm truly lost.
589
00:14:56,689 --> 00:14:58,279
[sighing]
590
00:14:58,275 --> 00:14:59,475
Seeking revenge on Kelly
591
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,072
and Jason, I mean, seeing them
592
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,278
together just filled me with
593
00:15:02,275 --> 00:15:05,135
so much rage.
594
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:06,167
I just knew they had to be
595
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,452
laughing at me for being such
596
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:10,688
a fool, a fool for not seeing
597
00:15:10,689 --> 00:15:11,659
that he was never mine to
598
00:15:11,655 --> 00:15:15,095
begin with.
599
00:15:15,103 --> 00:15:16,933
I felt like if I just tore him
600
00:15:16,931 --> 00:15:18,341
down, I could find fulfillment,
601
00:15:18,344 --> 00:15:22,074
but all I have is emptiness now.
602
00:15:22,068 --> 00:15:25,238
Please, I just...
603
00:15:25,241 --> 00:15:27,661
I need your help.
604
00:15:27,655 --> 00:15:28,895
If you hear me, I need your
605
00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:30,686
help, I need your guidance.
606
00:15:30,689 --> 00:15:32,069
[sobbing]
607
00:15:32,068 --> 00:15:35,618
Help me.
608
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:37,620
Help me.
Help me.
609
00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:38,970
Help me.
610
00:15:38,965 --> 00:15:39,995
>> Look, everybody can see from
611
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
the video that I'm just
612
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,210
defending myself, but I get it.
613
00:15:44,206 --> 00:15:45,206
You need Blue on the team more
614
00:15:45,206 --> 00:15:48,586
than you need me, so, I came
615
00:15:48,586 --> 00:15:49,546
down here to let y'all know
616
00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:50,381
I'm gonna take the "L" on
617
00:15:50,379 --> 00:15:52,519
I'm gonna take the "L" on
this one.
618
00:15:52,517 --> 00:15:57,547
this one.
619
00:15:57,551 --> 00:15:58,621
>> Perfect.
620
00:15:58,620 --> 00:15:59,760
We'll have talking points
621
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:00,928
and an interview set up for you
622
00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:01,931
tomorrow so you can take sole
623
00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:03,101
responsibility for the elevator
624
00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:04,383
brawl, and given your checkered
625
00:16:04,379 --> 00:16:06,069
history, people will buy it.
626
00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:07,138
We'll also announce that
627
00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:08,137
you'll be serving a two-game
628
00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:09,097
suspension.
629
00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:10,213
So, basically, you get to do
630
00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:11,236
whatever you've been doing this
631
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:13,311
season, or not been doing,
632
00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:14,720
because you are the third string
633
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:17,974
quarterback, correct?
634
00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:20,305
>> Just like your damn daddy.
635
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:21,310
>> JASON: Thanks for doing
636
00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:23,790
this, Malik.
637
00:16:23,793 --> 00:16:26,103
this, Malik.
>> ROGER: Give us the room.
638
00:16:26,103 --> 00:16:29,073
>> ROGER: Give us the room.
639
00:16:29,068 --> 00:16:31,138
>> JASON: Man, today was one
640
00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:33,097
for the crapper.
641
00:16:33,103 --> 00:16:34,103
At least one thing went right
642
00:16:34,103 --> 00:16:35,313
for us, huh, Baby Rog?
643
00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:36,170
>> Put down the damn gummy
644
00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:37,692
bears, Jason.
645
00:16:37,689 --> 00:16:38,519
>> I thought they were for
646
00:16:38,517 --> 00:16:39,237
everybody.
647
00:16:39,241 --> 00:16:40,071
>> Get your nasty-ass feet
648
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:43,448
off my desk!
649
00:16:43,448 --> 00:16:45,658
>> Okay
650
00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:46,685
[laughing]
651
00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:47,689
I take it there's still
652
00:16:47,689 --> 00:16:48,549
a problem.
653
00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:49,661
>> Yeah, and it's you, Pittsy.
654
00:16:49,655 --> 00:16:50,855
Your entire tenure as interim
655
00:16:50,862 --> 00:16:52,002
head coach has been a damn
656
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,280
debacle and that ridiculous-ass
657
00:16:53,275 --> 00:16:54,205
interview you did with
658
00:16:54,206 --> 00:16:55,026
Chuck Riley?
659
00:16:55,034 --> 00:16:56,034
>> Hey, that's called spin
660
00:16:56,034 --> 00:16:56,934
control.
661
00:16:56,931 --> 00:16:57,861
>> How the hell you gonna spin
662
00:16:57,862 --> 00:16:58,722
the sex tape of you and your
663
00:16:58,724 --> 00:17:00,344
wife on the 50 yard line?
664
00:17:00,344 --> 00:17:01,344
>> Oh, no.
665
00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:02,414
>> Yeah, Carl the janitor
666
00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:03,413
recorded the whole thing on his
667
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:04,793
cell phone.
668
00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:05,902
Even made a nice little sizzle
669
00:17:05,896 --> 00:17:06,996
reel if you'd like to see it.
670
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:07,960
>> [clearing throat]
671
00:17:07,964 --> 00:17:09,244
Hm...I...I see how that could
672
00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:10,481
be frowned upon.
673
00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:11,452
>> Everything is not a damn
674
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,338
joke, Jason.
675
00:17:12,344 --> 00:17:13,524
>> I'm not jo--listen, I am
676
00:17:13,517 --> 00:17:15,137
literally about to have my
677
00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:16,517
entire football career wiped
678
00:17:16,517 --> 00:17:17,587
away because of one mistake
679
00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:19,166
I made during half of one
680
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,342
season.
681
00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:21,214
Do you have an idea what that
682
00:17:21,205 --> 00:17:22,855
means to someone like me?
683
00:17:22,862 --> 00:17:24,832
Do you?
684
00:17:24,827 --> 00:17:25,857
This is my last chance at
685
00:17:25,862 --> 00:17:26,792
a clean slate, so I have to
686
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:27,692
correct you, you man.
687
00:17:27,689 --> 00:17:28,659
I take my job as head coach
688
00:17:28,655 --> 00:17:29,515
very seriously.
689
00:17:29,517 --> 00:17:30,477
>> You are the interim
690
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,072
head coach of my team.
691
00:17:32,068 --> 00:17:32,998
The word "interim" means
692
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,690
"temporary" which means your ass
693
00:17:34,689 --> 00:17:35,999
better keep winning because if
694
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000
my team doesn't make the
695
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000
playoffs, for the second
696
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,590
straight year, I'll drop your
697
00:17:39,586 --> 00:17:40,686
ass faster than you can swallow
698
00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:42,209
one of those gummy bears,
699
00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:43,406
and I doubt very seriously
700
00:17:43,413 --> 00:17:44,793
if anyone wants to hire
701
00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:46,863
if anyone wants to hire
a juiced-up, loser-ass coach.
702
00:17:46,862 --> 00:17:51,622
a juiced-up, loser-ass coach.
703
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:52,340
Now get your ass outta my
704
00:17:52,344 --> 00:17:53,314
office.
705
00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:54,170
>> This is the conference room,
706
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:56,622
>> This is the conference room,
it's not--
707
00:17:56,620 --> 00:18:01,860
it's not--
708
00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:04,002
>> [blowing air]
709
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,900
>> [knock at door]
710
00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:06,756
>> Y'all, just come in and put
711
00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:08,098
it on the kitchen counter.
712
00:18:08,103 --> 00:18:10,283
[blowing air]
713
00:18:10,275 --> 00:18:11,235
If you're here to thank me,
714
00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:12,281
dawg, there's no need.
715
00:18:12,275 --> 00:18:13,615
I just did what I had to do.
716
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:14,480
>> My dude, you have lost
717
00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:15,902
your mind, man.
718
00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:17,026
I came to make sure you don't
719
00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:18,344
think you have some moral high
720
00:18:18,344 --> 00:18:19,314
ground off this.
721
00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:20,380
See, you took the fall because
722
00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:21,479
it was your fault.
723
00:18:21,482 --> 00:18:22,482
>> Okay.
724
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:24,102
You know, dawg, I'll take it.
725
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,143
Okay, I messed up.
726
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,237
>> Yeah, you did.
727
00:18:26,241 --> 00:18:27,241
But, hey, I shoulda known you
728
00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:28,341
would steal my girl.
729
00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:29,284
I mean, Malik Wright is nothing
730
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,135
but trash.
731
00:18:30,137 --> 00:18:30,997
>> I'm trash.
732
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:31,930
>> Oh, yeah.
733
00:18:31,931 --> 00:18:32,901
I mean, that's why Yana dumped
734
00:18:32,896 --> 00:18:33,826
you, right?
735
00:18:33,827 --> 00:18:34,787
She sees what we all see--
736
00:18:34,793 --> 00:18:36,033
you're trash.
737
00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:37,484
>> Okay.
738
00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:38,722
I hear you.
739
00:18:38,724 --> 00:18:39,834
But I'm gonna need to correct
740
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,097
you on one thing, playboy.
741
00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,313
This whole "stole your girl"
742
00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:43,660
thing, it don't sit right
743
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:45,275
with me because most people
744
00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:46,655
would say "if she was really
745
00:18:46,655 --> 00:18:47,615
"your girl, I wouldn't have
746
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:48,690
been able to steal her."
747
00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:49,659
So good luck with the next one,
748
00:18:49,655 --> 00:18:50,545
homie.
749
00:18:50,551 --> 00:18:51,341
>> Why are you talkin' about
750
00:18:51,344 --> 00:18:52,314
her like she was some jump
751
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:53,140
off to me?
752
00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:53,997
That was my fiancée, man.
753
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,140
>> Ooh, that's right.
754
00:18:55,137 --> 00:18:56,067
Your silly ass did put a ring
755
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:56,828
on it, didn't you?
756
00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:57,897
[laughing]
757
00:18:57,896 --> 00:18:59,236
The girl who steps out with me
758
00:18:59,241 --> 00:19:00,551
the second you turn your back
759
00:19:00,551 --> 00:19:01,341
ain't the one you wife up,
760
00:19:01,344 --> 00:19:02,554
junior.
761
00:19:02,551 --> 00:19:04,381
So, you should probably be
762
00:19:04,379 --> 00:19:05,859
thankin' Big Daddy Lik-Lik
763
00:19:05,862 --> 00:19:07,592
because this trash smoked
764
00:19:07,586 --> 00:19:09,826
her ass out for you.
765
00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:10,897
Now I'ma get back to cleaning my
766
00:19:10,896 --> 00:19:11,996
sneakers before I wipe the floor
767
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,340
with your ass.
768
00:19:13,344 --> 00:19:18,344
>> KEIRA: You smoked me out?
769
00:19:18,344 --> 00:19:20,144
Really?
770
00:19:20,137 --> 00:19:21,927
>> BLUE: Yeah, and that's what
771
00:19:21,931 --> 00:19:25,761
you chose.
772
00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:27,658
you chose.
Y'all be cool.
773
00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:33,925
Y'all be cool.
774
00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:36,171
Y'all be cool.
>> [sighing]
775
00:19:36,172 --> 00:19:46,522
>> [sighing]
776
00:19:46,517 --> 00:20:02,167
>> [sighing]
>> ♪
777
00:20:02,217 --> 00:20:06,767
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