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[birds chirping]
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♪♪
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[Minnie Riperton's
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[Minnie Riperton's
"Lovin' You" playing]
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"Lovin' You" playing]
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>> How are you?
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>> ♪ Lovin' you...
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>> What's up, talk to me.
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>> Why?
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>> ♪ Is easy 'cause
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♪ You're beautiful
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♪ And making love with you...
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>> Now.
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>> ♪ Is all I wanna do
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>> No, I'm fine.
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>> Are you enjoying yourself?
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>> Was.
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I don't know.
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I was just thinking.
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>> About what?
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>> Derwin, let's just go back
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to bed, okay.
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I don't wanna ruin the night
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with my silliness.
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>> Huh-uh, no, okay.
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When you start having silly
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thoughts, people get hurt,
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all right?
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Loosen up, come on, talk to be,
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Dr. Melanie Barnett Davis, MD.
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>> [laughs]
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Ew!
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Okay, um, well, I'm always
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standing in front of the
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microwave when I'm popping
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popcorn.
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What if I over-radiated
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my ovaries?
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>> What happened to not
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obsessing?
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>> I know, Derwin.
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But we've been banging like
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bunnies and I'm still not
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pregnant.
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What is wrong with me?
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>> Listen, if anyone has issues,
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it's probably with me.
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All right?
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You, you have no idea how many
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crotch shots I've taken
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on the field.
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Now my light little swimmers
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are probably drowned.
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>> Really, you think so?
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>> Hold back on the excitement,
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a little bit.
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No, but seriously, if, you know,
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you wanna get checked out,
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we can.
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>> You'd do that?
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>> Come on, Mel, you know
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I got you.
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>> I do, I do.
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[chuckling]
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>> ♪ Doo-n-doo-n-doo-doo
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>> ♪ Doo-n-doo-n-doo-doo
♪ Ohh...
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♪ Ohh...
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♪ Ohh...
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>> Tasha, you are the business.
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I cannot believe you got
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the vitamin gum people to 1.6?
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>> Oh, and I ain't done
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squeezing, okay, I'm telling
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you, Tasha the Magnificent.
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I see a six-month, 2 million
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endorsement in your future,
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baby.
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>> Oh, well, stress to them that
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Derwin's Jam for the
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Underprivileged will make a hot
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cross-promotion.
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>> Oh, hell, that's worth
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another bump, honey,
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right there.
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>> Oh, my goodness.
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That's what's up.
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But, uh, where are the Sabers at
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as far as hustling up a new
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quarterback?
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>> Oh, yeah, is it looking like
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Kwan Kirkland?
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>> Hmm, please, he hemming and
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hawing, okay?
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But you know what, all of that
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is moot, 'cause ain't nothing
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gonna mess with the Malik/Derwin
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combo, baby, so we good.
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>> Ow.
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[laughing]
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No offense, Tasha, but the
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owners were pretty adamant
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about shutting Malik down.
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>> Uh, ain't nobody tripping
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off of that.
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Because surprise!
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Malik wants to be back in the
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bosom of Tasha Mack Management,
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okay?
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So who the Mack, huh?
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Who the Macknificent?
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>> Oh, my God, Tasha.
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>> I knew, I just-- I don't
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know, I just thought you was
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gonna stick to your guns when he
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dropped you cold.
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>> I was, I was.
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But you know what?
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After dealing with a man with
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a terminal illness-- you know,
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the one thing I realize is that
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life is short, okay?
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So at the end of the day,
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family is family, all right.
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So them damn Sabers, they better
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watch out 'cause Tasha Mack got
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a couple of tricks up her dress.
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You know what I mean?
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>> I think you mean sleeve.
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>> No, baby, they everywhere.
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Ha ha!
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Like I said, I'm the
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Macknificent.
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Look here, y'all.
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I'ma going now, keep you up on
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all of the late-breaking
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developments, okay?
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>> I am so happy for you, Tasha.
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Yay!
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[laughing]
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>> Thank you, sweetie.
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>> Oh!
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>> Congratulations, Tasha.
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>> Give me some, give me some.
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>> Yeah, go get 'em, T-Mack.
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>> You know how I do, boo.
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>> Wow.
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[door closes]
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Mel, you gotta tell her there's
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no way in hell she's
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representing me and Malik,
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no way.
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>> What?
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>> Look, I got love for Malik,
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all right, I really do.
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But this is a conflict of
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interest.
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Let's just say Gatorade calls
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looking for a spokesperson.
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Who do you think she's gonna
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push, me or her punk-ass son
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who's already got his foot on
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the chair and a neck in a noose?
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All right, Melanie, I get it.
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It's her son and her family and
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she's trying save his life.
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But me, unfortunately, I'm
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looking out for mine.
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Come on, Mel, aight,
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say it with me.
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>> The...
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>> [both] Legacy.
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>> Yeah, this right here,
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this is forever.
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[deep voice] The legacy.
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>> Yeah, Derwin, but this Tasha
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has a lot to do with...
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[deep voice] the legacy.
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I mean, she did land us Nike,
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Derwin.
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>> Yes, she did.
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And she got paid handsomely
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for it.
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Come on, Melanie, this right
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here, this is all business.
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>> Well, then you tell her.
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>> You want to be CEO
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of this family.
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I mean, you want the job or not?
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I mean, I could demote you to
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director, and they don't get
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paid nearly as much and they
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gotta take out the trash.
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>> The maid takes out the trash.
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>> Hmm.
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Well, perhaps the maid
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should be CEO.
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You decide, and that's where we
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get it.
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Oh, and tell Tasha to stop
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saying, "The Macknificent."
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It sounds stupid.
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It sounds stupid.
[chuckling]
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[chuckling]
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>> If y'all wanna see another
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championship in this town, y'all
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better let 'em know, baby.
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You see this, let 'em know.
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All right, y'all have a blessed
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day now, all right?
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>> Mmm!
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>> Okay, Mama, now how was that?
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Was the "bless you" too much?
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>> Hell, no, people are suckers
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for that.
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Okay, what I'm gonna do with
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this video, I'ma put it on
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YouTube, Facebook, Twitter.
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That way we can pick up some
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steam, and then that way, the
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Sabers, they gonna see all that
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backlash they about to reap, and
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then we can just go in with
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the guns and just kill 'em.
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>> Some mamas hug.
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Some mamas thug, baby.
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>> That's right, mmm!
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That's why I love you, baby.
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>> I love you too, Mama.
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Thank you for still representing
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me, all right?
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me, all right?
>> Malik, call me, all right?
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>> Malik, call me, all right?
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Oh, my God, oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Look, Bo, I know you didn't
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want me to see you wither away,
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but, my God, this just must be
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fate 'cause I cannot stop
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thinking about you.
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When you're getting better,
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when you're getting worse.
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>> Well, that's why I want you
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to stay positive.
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I want you to remember me
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as I was.
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Matter of fact, I'm on my way to
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the doctor's now so I gotta--
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I'm a little late,
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but keep it strong.
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>> Daddy!
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>> Yeah.
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>> You got a kid?
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>> Well, no, I got a-- uh, kids.
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I haven't told 'em yet because,
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uh, they're too young
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to process it.
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>> Mm-hmm.
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And their mama?
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>> Uh, we don't talk about Mama
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much, you know.
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She bounced when I was
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diagnosed.
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>> Ronnie, I need five of these
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balloons.
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>> Ronnie?
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>> Yeah, yeah.
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It's short for Bo.
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Hey, listen, I got an idea.
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Take this money over here.
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Go get some balloons with your
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nanny.
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And I'll be right there.
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[exhaling]
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Look, I'm sorry, I couldn't tell
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you the whole truth and nothing
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but the truth, but it's not what
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it seems.
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>> Look, just stop it, stop it.
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Ronnie-Bo.
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You think I don't know what
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this is?
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But you know what?
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The old Tasha Mack, she would've
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went to her car and got her gun
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in the glove compartment right
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behind that "Thomas Guide"
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and came back and pistol
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whipped you.
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Then I would've shot your wife
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and them two ashy kids.
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The new Tasha Mack?
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She's gonna exhale.
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Because believe it or not,
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your trifling ass actually
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taught me something.
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That's not to sweat
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the small stuff.
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This Tasha Mack,
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This Tasha Mack,
she about to do the same.
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she about to do the same.
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[camera clicking]
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>> Gorgeous.
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Yes, lovely, magic.
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That's it, lovely.
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Yes, yes.
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Magic, that's it, yeah.
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Let's have it.
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Yes, bring it.
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Yeah, love it.
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>> I need five, Allen.
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>> Yeah, course you can, love.
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Go on then.
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>> Okay.
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What are you doing here?
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>> I've been calling you.
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I've been trying to see you,
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babe.
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>> Stalking me at my job.
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>> I'm not stalking you, okay?
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I'm just not letting this
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be over.
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>> Look, Malik, there are tons
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of girls who would put up with
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your cheating.
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They're out there in cheap heels
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and body glitter.
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Go to them.
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>> Okay, I didn't wanna sleep
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with the owner's wife,
331
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all right?
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She blackmailed me.
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Hell, baby, I faked a few
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finishes for you.
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>> For me, oh, wow.
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You're so sweet.
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>> Look, right now the Sabers
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are trying to bury me
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with a new QB.
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But where am I at?
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I'm right here with you.
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What does that tell you?
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How much I love you.
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>> They told us people shouldn't
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jump into relationships
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after rehab.
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>> Stop acting like this is some
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rehab hook-up.
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You know this is different.
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All the stuff that I told you
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about my pops.
352
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All the stories that you told me
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about when you were a kid.
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>> Then you know how much
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I trusted you.
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>> Yeah, I do.
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And I'm sorry.
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Why you think I've been
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calling you?
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Why you think I've been stopping
361
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by your house?
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Hell, why do you think I set up
363
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this fake-ass photo shoot?
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>> Okay, then that is a wrap,
365
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>> Okay, then that is a wrap,
people.
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people.
367
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>> You set this up?
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>> Yeah, I was desperate.
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I needed to see you.
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>> Well, now you've seen me.
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How do I look, Malik, huh?
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Humiliated enough for you?
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>> ♪ Right here...
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>> ♪ No galaxy
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♪ No atmosphere
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>> ♪ No, no
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>> ♪ No planet
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♪ No place in the world
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♪ Compares to what we... ♪
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>> Jay, Jay, Jay, over here.
381
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Hey.
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Hey, thanks for joining me.
383
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Even though I know it's only
384
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because I said "free lunch."
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>> Oh, no, you said "free food."
386
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I'm having two meals.
387
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One for here, one to go.
388
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>> Okay, whatever yo
389
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[sighs]
390
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Speak, what's so important we
391
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couldn't chat via phone?
392
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>> Okay, Kwan Kirkland,
393
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quarterback from San Francisco,
394
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Jay, I've been hitting a wall
395
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trying to get him to come to
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the Sabers.
397
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>> And you're telling me
398
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this, why?
399
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>> Well, both you guys went to
400
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SC, so I figured maybe you could
401
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talk a little Trojan to him.
402
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>> I don't give a rat's ass
403
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crack about the Sabers, okay?
404
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And I care even less, I'd say,
405
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I don't know, half of
406
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a hamster's teste about
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your stats.
408
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You realize that the records
409
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that you're going for,
410
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they're mine, okay?
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I'm not on your side on this
412
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one, all right?
413
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So gift certificate in the mail,
414
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two fingers.
415
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>> Oh, Jay Pitts.
416
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Derwin didn't say you'd be
417
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joining us.
418
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>> That's because I'm not.
419
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>> Oh, man, that sucks.
420
00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:45,793
Well, hey, at least I got to
421
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meet my hero, right?
422
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>> See?
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>> So when you say "hero," what
424
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you mean, like, you see me as
425
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like a man in a cape or just
426
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like a guy that rescues a cat
427
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from a tree?
428
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>> I think you're Superman
429
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and Batman all rolled up into
430
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a jersey.
431
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>> Oh, that's big.
432
00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:01,170
>> Well, then I suppose that one
433
00:10:01,172 --> 00:10:02,242
Pu-Pu platter couldn't hurt.
434
00:10:02,241 --> 00:10:03,241
[laughing]
435
00:10:03,241 --> 00:10:04,031
>> Not at all, here, have
436
00:10:04,034 --> 00:10:05,554
a seat, gentlemen.
437
00:10:05,551 --> 00:10:06,591
>> [clears throat]
438
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>> Hey, you know, I went to SC
439
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:08,282
because of you.
440
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,895
>> Really?
441
00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:12,066
put on the same jersey that this
442
00:10:12,068 --> 00:10:13,338
man wore, but...
443
00:10:13,344 --> 00:10:14,554
You know, I got other things
444
00:10:14,551 --> 00:10:15,761
to consider.
445
00:10:15,758 --> 00:10:16,998
It's, um...
446
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,690
It's complicated.
447
00:10:18,689 --> 00:10:19,999
>> How is it complicated?
448
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,340
Man, you got two choices.
449
00:10:21,344 --> 00:10:22,414
You got Minnesota
450
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:23,663
and San Diego.
451
00:10:23,655 --> 00:10:25,855
In Minnesota, they have cold,
452
00:10:25,862 --> 00:10:27,792
they have snow, and, um,
453
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:28,593
what's the other thing?
454
00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,166
Oh, yeah, chubby ladies, okay?
455
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,692
In San Diego, you got sun,
456
00:10:31,689 --> 00:10:32,859
you got Derwin, you got
457
00:10:32,862 --> 00:10:33,722
a championship,
458
00:10:33,724 --> 00:10:34,664
and you got hot chicks.
459
00:10:34,655 --> 00:10:35,585
And if you're really into it,
460
00:10:35,586 --> 00:10:36,786
you can fly the chubby chubs in.
461
00:10:36,793 --> 00:10:37,833
[laughing]
462
00:10:37,827 --> 00:10:39,207
On a jumbo jet.
463
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,896
[laughing]
464
00:10:40,896 --> 00:10:42,066
>> He's great, right?
465
00:10:42,068 --> 00:10:42,968
>> Yeah, he's fun.
466
00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:43,995
>> All right, enough of this,
467
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,520
uh, professional chit-chat.
468
00:10:45,517 --> 00:10:48,477
Top five Jason Pitts moments.
469
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:49,662
Go.
470
00:10:49,655 --> 00:10:50,545
>> Oh, um...
471
00:10:50,551 --> 00:10:52,591
>> Faster.
472
00:10:52,586 --> 00:10:54,166
[door closes]
473
00:10:54,172 --> 00:10:55,592
>> Hi.
474
00:10:55,586 --> 00:10:56,756
>> Hey, girl.
475
00:10:56,758 --> 00:10:57,998
Okay.
476
00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,830
Now, what is all of this?
477
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:00,997
>> Well, you know, recently it's
478
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,210
just been business, business,
479
00:11:02,206 --> 00:11:03,276
business with us.
480
00:11:03,275 --> 00:11:04,855
So I said to myself,
481
00:11:04,862 --> 00:11:06,452
"Now why don't you and your girl
482
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:07,658
take a breath before dealing
483
00:11:07,655 --> 00:11:08,655
with any more stupid business
484
00:11:08,655 --> 00:11:09,445
stuff."
485
00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:10,138
>> Hmm...
486
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:10,857
>> Right?
487
00:11:10,862 --> 00:11:12,242
>> Pickles, Red Vines,
488
00:11:12,241 --> 00:11:13,411
sunflower seeds.
489
00:11:13,413 --> 00:11:14,663
>> Ranch and jalapeño.
490
00:11:14,655 --> 00:11:15,855
>> Ooh, girl, it's like a repast
491
00:11:15,862 --> 00:11:16,932
up in here.
492
00:11:16,931 --> 00:11:18,311
[laughing]
493
00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:19,380
>> Repast?
494
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,309
>> I really appreciate the
495
00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:21,310
breather, okay, with all the
496
00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:22,550
foolishness that went on and--
497
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,241
What, you ain't eating any?
498
00:11:24,241 --> 00:11:25,971
What, you ain't eating any?
>> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
499
00:11:25,965 --> 00:11:31,065
>> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
500
00:11:31,068 --> 00:11:32,238
[coughing]
501
00:11:32,241 --> 00:11:33,171
>> Rule of thumb, when you don't
502
00:11:33,172 --> 00:11:34,032
know what to do, just always
503
00:11:34,034 --> 00:11:34,864
spit.
504
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:35,862
>> [mouthing]
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00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,242
>> Oh, wait, and before I
506
00:11:37,241 --> 00:11:38,241
forget, girl, I'm almost done
507
00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:39,521
with my battle plan for Malik.
508
00:11:39,517 --> 00:11:40,787
So I'm gonna want your feedback
509
00:11:40,793 --> 00:11:41,623
on it tomorrow.
510
00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:44,790
>> Mmm, yes, definitely yes.
511
00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:46,033
>> Definitely?
512
00:11:46,034 --> 00:11:47,384
Now, when you drop "definitely,"
513
00:11:47,379 --> 00:11:49,309
that means something's going on.
514
00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:50,310
Come on, talk to me.
515
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,480
>> Oh, nothing, nothing.
516
00:11:51,482 --> 00:11:52,282
We'll talk about it after we
517
00:11:52,275 --> 00:11:53,515
enjoy our down-home snacks.
518
00:11:53,517 --> 00:11:55,547
Uh, do you prefer ice with your
519
00:11:55,551 --> 00:11:56,931
fruit drink?
520
00:11:56,931 --> 00:11:57,791
>> Melanie?
521
00:11:57,793 --> 00:11:58,623
>> Hmm?
522
00:11:58,620 --> 00:11:59,520
>> If it's nothing, why don't we
523
00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:01,927
just talk about it now?
524
00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:03,211
>> All right, look, it's not
525
00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:04,066
a big deal.
526
00:12:04,068 --> 00:12:05,138
I just have a few questions
527
00:12:05,137 --> 00:12:06,377
about you repping both Malik
528
00:12:06,379 --> 00:12:07,549
and Derwin, that's it.
529
00:12:07,551 --> 00:12:08,761
>> Questions.
530
00:12:08,758 --> 00:12:09,548
>> Mm-hmm.
531
00:12:09,551 --> 00:12:10,551
>> Okay, well, I'm here.
532
00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:11,931
And I keep a vest on, so...
533
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:12,861
[mimics gunshot]
534
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,212
Fire away.
535
00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:16,026
>> Um, look, I just--
536
00:12:16,034 --> 00:12:18,244
Well, I'm not sure about you
537
00:12:18,241 --> 00:12:19,591
repping both Malik and Derwin.
538
00:12:19,586 --> 00:12:21,446
And I think it would be best if
539
00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:23,548
you would focus more on Derwin.
540
00:12:23,551 --> 00:12:25,761
I'm just throwing it out there.
541
00:12:25,758 --> 00:12:27,308
>> Heifer, your little rambling
542
00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:28,480
ass didn't hit one question
543
00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:29,482
in there.
544
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,312
Are you telling me you want me
545
00:12:30,310 --> 00:12:31,340
to choose between Malik
546
00:12:31,344 --> 00:12:32,144
and Derwin?
547
00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:33,377
>> Tasha, we have mad love for
548
00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:34,689
Malik, but it's clear to
549
00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:35,689
everyone that it's gonna take
550
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:36,929
a lot of energy to turn things
551
00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:38,001
around for him.
552
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,210
>> Okay, mad love?
553
00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:40,236
You know, I see what the hell
554
00:12:40,241 --> 00:12:41,031
this is.
555
00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:42,104
Your little punk-ass husband
556
00:12:42,103 --> 00:12:43,103
sent you over here to do his
557
00:12:43,103 --> 00:12:43,973
dirty work, huh?
558
00:12:43,965 --> 00:12:44,785
And then you gonna try and
559
00:12:44,793 --> 00:12:45,793
smooth me out with all these
560
00:12:45,793 --> 00:12:47,033
delicious delectables.
561
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,104
>> We're just trying to do
562
00:12:48,103 --> 00:12:48,973
what's best for his career.
563
00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:50,165
>> You want me to choose.
564
00:12:50,172 --> 00:12:52,522
>> No, Tasha, I, I, I'm asking
565
00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:53,377
if you would--
566
00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:54,239
>> You want me to choose.
567
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,931
Go ahead, say the words--
568
00:12:55,931 --> 00:12:56,791
>> All right, all right,
569
00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:57,663
you know what?
570
00:12:57,655 --> 00:12:59,025
It's either Derwin or Malik.
571
00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:00,004
You decide.
572
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000
>> You know what?
573
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,860
I should've known that your
574
00:13:01,862 --> 00:13:02,762
little fake bougie ass didn't
575
00:13:02,758 --> 00:13:04,308
know jack about loyalty.
576
00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:05,140
>> Loyalty?
577
00:13:05,137 --> 00:13:05,967
>> Yes.
578
00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:06,755
>> I've been there for you
579
00:13:06,758 --> 00:13:07,588
through everything, Tasha.
580
00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:08,716
I mean, Dante, Rick?
581
00:13:08,724 --> 00:13:09,904
>> Girl, please, I ain't worried
582
00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:10,896
about no man, hell, you messing
583
00:13:10,896 --> 00:13:11,756
with my money.
584
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:12,718
>> Okay, I'm the one who
585
00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:13,554
convinced you to sign with
586
00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:14,341
Derwin in the first place, even
587
00:13:14,344 --> 00:13:15,284
when he didn't want to.
588
00:13:15,275 --> 00:13:16,685
Let's be real.
589
00:13:16,689 --> 00:13:17,859
At the time, your career was
590
00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:18,932
spinning around the bowl.
591
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,211
>> You know what, you done said
592
00:13:20,206 --> 00:13:21,136
too much.
593
00:13:21,137 --> 00:13:21,997
You done said too much,
594
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000
but I thank you!
595
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:23,860
You know what, 'cause I can see
596
00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:25,102
everything crystal clear now.
597
00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:26,003
>> I'm just trying to be
598
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,340
the CEO of this family.
599
00:13:27,344 --> 00:13:28,174
>> Family?
600
00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:29,002
>> Yes.
601
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:29,860
>> Oh, now you about family and
602
00:13:29,862 --> 00:13:30,692
you wanna cut the heart out
603
00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:31,929
of mine?
604
00:13:31,931 --> 00:13:33,001
>> Friend moment?
605
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000
>> Mm-hmm.
606
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000
>> Malik is done.
607
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,030
>> All right, you gone too far
608
00:13:37,034 --> 00:13:38,034
now, bitch.
609
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,074
I'm gonna give you two seconds
610
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:39,928
to get out a "please
611
00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:40,831
forgive me, Tasha."
612
00:13:40,827 --> 00:13:43,137
>> No, no, no-no-no-no, Tasha.
613
00:13:43,137 --> 00:13:44,477
You need to hear this.
614
00:13:44,482 --> 00:13:46,102
You're druggie son is done,
615
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:47,483
everywhere.
616
00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:49,792
>> Alleged druggie.
617
00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:50,903
>> You know what, I was trying
618
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:51,786
to be nice and civilized,
619
00:13:51,793 --> 00:13:52,863
but you're too crazy for that.
620
00:13:52,862 --> 00:13:54,622
but you're too crazy for that.
You're fired!
621
00:13:54,620 --> 00:14:02,550
You're fired!
622
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:03,691
You're fired!
>> Fake ass!
623
00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:09,689
>> Fake ass!
624
00:14:09,689 --> 00:14:11,479
>> And so, on behalf of the
625
00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:13,142
owner and the rest of the Sabers
626
00:14:13,137 --> 00:14:16,277
family, I say welcome to battle.
627
00:14:16,275 --> 00:14:18,995
And like every good soldier,
628
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,170
you're gonna need your armor.
629
00:14:20,172 --> 00:14:22,382
>> Yes, Kwan, give it up!
630
00:14:22,379 --> 00:14:24,619
[applause]
631
00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:25,830
>> Okay, so you support.
632
00:14:25,827 --> 00:14:27,857
>> Die or be gone.
633
00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:29,382
>> I'm well aware that
634
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:30,549
I'm wearing this jersey.
635
00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:31,591
I stand on the shoulders of some
636
00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:33,206
of football's greatest athletes
637
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,786
to whom I respect and owe much
638
00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:37,143
gratitude.
639
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,827
And to honor that, I pledge to
640
00:14:39,827 --> 00:14:41,617
the people of San Diego,
641
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:42,970
that I will single-handedly
642
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,585
turn this shameful season around
643
00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:46,686
and get done what the, uh,
644
00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:48,069
other quarterback on this team
645
00:14:48,068 --> 00:14:49,618
couldn't.
646
00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:51,100
I'm bring you a championship.
647
00:14:51,103 --> 00:14:52,693
[applause]
648
00:14:52,689 --> 00:14:54,239
[loud chatter]
649
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,791
>> Damn.
650
00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:56,903
I bet Malik didn't see
651
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,826
that coming.
652
00:14:57,827 --> 00:14:59,717
>> Ah, it wasn't all that bad.
653
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:02,004
Okay, it was bad.
654
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,620
>> Uh-oh, uh-oh.
655
00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:05,000
There's Camille.
656
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:05,900
Must be here to cover
657
00:15:05,896 --> 00:15:06,786
the hoopla.
658
00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:09,143
Oh, she's looking right.
659
00:15:09,137 --> 00:15:10,137
>> If I can make a reference,
660
00:15:10,137 --> 00:15:11,137
towards the end, you started
661
00:15:11,137 --> 00:15:12,167
treating her like crap, man.
662
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,482
Maybe you should double back.
663
00:15:13,482 --> 00:15:15,342
>> That was last year, man.
664
00:15:15,344 --> 00:15:16,864
We grew apart.
665
00:15:16,862 --> 00:15:18,032
It was me, not her.
666
00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:18,904
I was going through
667
00:15:18,896 --> 00:15:19,686
a lot of stuff.
668
00:15:19,689 --> 00:15:20,929
>> Okay, so which one is it?
669
00:15:20,931 --> 00:15:22,071
>> I'll pick one later.
670
00:15:22,068 --> 00:15:23,068
[chuckling]
671
00:15:23,068 --> 00:15:24,068
>> Hey, Derwin.
672
00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:25,028
>> Hey, Camille.
673
00:15:25,034 --> 00:15:25,974
>> Jason.
674
00:15:25,965 --> 00:15:26,895
>> Hey.
675
00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:27,786
>> It's been a minute.
676
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:28,693
>> Yeah, yeah, too many.
677
00:15:28,689 --> 00:15:29,899
How you long you in town for?
678
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:30,826
Wanna grab a little dinner?
679
00:15:30,827 --> 00:15:32,307
>> Yeah, we can make that
680
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:33,310
happen.
681
00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:34,860
I'm at the Fontaine.
682
00:15:34,862 --> 00:15:36,002
9:00?
683
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,100
>> Hmm, actually, you know what?
684
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,283
8:59 works a little better
685
00:15:39,275 --> 00:15:40,135
for me.
686
00:15:40,137 --> 00:15:41,517
>> [chuckling]
687
00:15:41,517 --> 00:15:43,687
Yeah, it'll be good to catch up.
688
00:15:43,689 --> 00:15:45,519
Yeah, it'll be good to catch up.
>> Mm-hmm.
689
00:15:45,517 --> 00:15:47,517
>> Mm-hmm.
690
00:15:47,517 --> 00:15:48,517
I'm gonna be eating her
691
00:15:48,517 --> 00:15:50,167
johnnycakes in the morning.
692
00:15:50,172 --> 00:15:51,692
[laughing]
693
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:52,689
>> You sure about that?
694
00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:53,619
>> Yeah, what the hell are you
695
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,620
talking about?
696
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,520
>> Check that out.
697
00:15:55,517 --> 00:15:56,587
>> See, they love you.
698
00:15:56,586 --> 00:15:57,616
I told you San Diego
699
00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:58,930
I told you San Diego
would be fun.
700
00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:03,551
would be fun.
701
00:16:03,551 --> 00:16:06,621
would be fun.
So we'll see you at 8:59, Jason?
702
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:09,070
So we'll see you at 8:59, Jason?
703
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,658
>> If you still need a date,
704
00:16:10,655 --> 00:16:12,065
>> If you still need a date,
I'm available.
705
00:16:12,068 --> 00:16:14,308
I'm available.
706
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:16,340
>> Huh-uh, look at him.
707
00:16:16,344 --> 00:16:18,344
He all concussion prone.
708
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:19,694
Don't you worry, Malik.
709
00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:21,209
We gonna work ten times as hard.
710
00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:22,616
We're gonna eat, sleep, and
711
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:25,480
breathe football, you hear me?
712
00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:27,172
Malik, you up.
713
00:16:27,172 --> 00:16:28,762
Malik, you up.
>> Oh.
714
00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:30,208
>> Oh.
715
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,306
>> Malik.
716
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:32,900
>> What up?
717
00:16:32,896 --> 00:16:34,236
>> Old girl rolling up your
718
00:16:34,241 --> 00:16:37,381
driveway.
719
00:16:37,379 --> 00:16:38,689
>> I'm just gonna need a little
720
00:16:38,689 --> 00:16:40,969
help for my running game.
721
00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:42,895
help for my running game.
>> Yo, it's Jenna.
722
00:16:42,896 --> 00:16:44,686
>> Yo, it's Jenna.
723
00:16:44,689 --> 00:16:45,929
>> ♪ You took away
724
00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:49,241
♪ My flashlight
725
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:50,381
♪ Now I'm walking in the dark
726
00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:51,549
>> Yeah, that's right, baby.
727
00:16:51,551 --> 00:16:52,621
Bring your chocolate legs
728
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:53,480
to Daddy.
729
00:16:53,482 --> 00:16:54,592
>> ♪ Thinking why'd
730
00:16:54,586 --> 00:16:55,586
♪ I even stop
731
00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:56,616
>> Something wrong?
732
00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:58,170
Whoa, whoa!
733
00:16:58,172 --> 00:16:59,452
>> Good catch, quarterback.
734
00:16:59,448 --> 00:17:01,338
>> Yo, you drunk?
735
00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:02,694
>> That too.
736
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,029
>> God, you were doing so well.
737
00:17:04,034 --> 00:17:04,864
What's up?
738
00:17:04,862 --> 00:17:07,002
>> Well, at what, babe, hmm?
739
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,520
Fake modeling?
740
00:17:08,517 --> 00:17:09,547
But you were right.
741
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:10,960
You know, I had nothing else
742
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:11,964
going on.
743
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,004
You know, I might as well
744
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,000
be with you, right?
745
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,860
Come here.
746
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:18,932
Come here!
747
00:17:18,931 --> 00:17:19,791
>> Let's get you in the house.
748
00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:20,592
Let's go.
749
00:17:20,586 --> 00:17:21,376
>> Baby.
750
00:17:21,378 --> 00:17:22,238
>> Yeah, yeah.
751
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,031
>> Oh.
752
00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:26,524
>> ♪ Could this be love... ♪w,t
753
00:17:26,517 --> 00:17:27,517
you two haven't been trying
754
00:17:27,517 --> 00:17:28,717
for very long.
755
00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:30,004
And it's completely normal to
756
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,830
want to address any unforeseen
757
00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:33,207
issues, Mr. and Mrs. Davis.
758
00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:34,206
>> Oh, well, actually,
759
00:17:34,206 --> 00:17:35,476
it's Dr. Barnett Davis.
760
00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:37,312
>> Forgive me, what hospital?
761
00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:38,590
>> Melanie's fine.
762
00:17:38,586 --> 00:17:40,206
>> Okay.
763
00:17:40,206 --> 00:17:41,996
I'd like to start by giving
764
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,930
a series of evaluation questions
765
00:17:43,931 --> 00:17:45,001
and most of these will be geared
766
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,100
towards you, Melanie.
767
00:17:46,103 --> 00:17:47,003
>> Okay.
768
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,070
>> Most issues in men are only
769
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,098
detected through testing,
770
00:17:49,103 --> 00:17:50,103
Derwin, so after this, we will
771
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,313
need to get a sample from you.
772
00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:52,690
And we do have a room with
773
00:17:52,689 --> 00:17:54,339
various arousal items.
774
00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:55,414
>> Oh, Dr. Wallace, it's cool,
775
00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:56,693
I brought my own stuff.
776
00:17:56,689 --> 00:17:57,759
>> Oh, my God, Derwin,
777
00:17:57,758 --> 00:17:58,618
why would you do that?
778
00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,720
>> Well, Mel, you know
779
00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:01,004
I'm particular.
780
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,280
>> What?
781
00:18:02,275 --> 00:18:05,095
>> It's perfectly normal.
782
00:18:05,103 --> 00:18:06,763
Kind of.
783
00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:08,278
Have you been under any stress
784
00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:10,065
lately?
785
00:18:10,068 --> 00:18:11,278
[laughing]
786
00:18:11,275 --> 00:18:12,685
>> Well, actually, we've both
787
00:18:12,689 --> 00:18:13,619
been dealing with some things,
788
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,170
but... we're gonna be okay.
789
00:18:15,172 --> 00:18:16,002
>> Yeah.
790
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:16,790
>> Okay.
791
00:18:16,793 --> 00:18:17,793
Currently taking any
792
00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:18,593
medications?
793
00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:19,446
>> No.
794
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:20,658
>> Infrequent periods?
795
00:18:20,655 --> 00:18:21,545
>> No.
796
00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:22,591
>> Prior miscarriages?
797
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:23,996
>> Oh, no.
798
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,480
>> Abortions?
799
00:18:25,482 --> 00:18:28,142
>> No, definitely no.
800
00:18:28,137 --> 00:18:29,307
>> All right, well, I'm gonna
801
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:30,310
place an order to draw some
802
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,900
blood, but really, I think it's
803
00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:33,166
related to stress.
804
00:18:33,172 --> 00:18:34,832
Give me two minutes, all right?
805
00:18:34,827 --> 00:18:35,687
>> Thanks, Doc.
806
00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:37,689
>> You're welcome.
807
00:18:37,689 --> 00:18:40,689
>> Oh, God, I am starving.
808
00:18:40,689 --> 00:18:41,759
What do you want for dinner?
809
00:18:41,758 --> 00:18:42,998
We had fish last night, so I was
810
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,140
thinking shrimp or steak.
811
00:18:45,137 --> 00:18:46,167
But I'm pretty much open
812
00:18:46,172 --> 00:18:47,072
to anything--
813
00:18:47,068 --> 00:18:48,898
>> The abortion, Melanie.
814
00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:50,376
Was it mine?
815
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,449
Was it mine?
[music begins]
816
00:18:53,448 --> 00:18:55,448
[music begins]
817
00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:58,758
>> ♪ Well it was just a dream
818
00:18:58,758 --> 00:19:01,858
♪ Just a moment ago
819
00:19:01,862 --> 00:19:03,762
♪ I was up so high
820
00:19:03,758 --> 00:19:05,138
♪ Looking down at the sky
821
00:19:05,137 --> 00:19:06,137
♪ Looking down at the sky
♪ Don't let me fall ♪
822
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:10,737
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