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>> HEY.
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HEY!
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OH, HEY, GIRL.
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LOOKING GOOD.
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UM, LIKE THAT HAIR.
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ALL RIGHT? MWAH!
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>> YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELINGS,
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TASHA.
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>> OH, LORD.
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GYAH!
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>> I'M A PEPPER-SPRAY DIET,
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HOOD RAT!
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>> OH, LORD!
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OH, THIS AIN'T NO WAY TO LIVE.
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>> I AM SO, SO SORRY.
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>> GIRL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS
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THINKING, INTERFERING WITH A
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STRONG, INTELLIGENT, BEAUTIFUL
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WHITE WOMAN.
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AND THE LOVE THAT SHE FOUND WITH
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HER LIGHT-SKINNEDED BLACK MAN.
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GIRL, I -- I GUESS IT WAS JUST
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ANOTHER CASE OF A BLACK WOMAN
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HATING ON A WHITE WOMAN.
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A TALE AS OLD AS TIME.
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AND I SINCERELY -- I SINCERELY
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APOLOGIZE.
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>> WELL, YOUR PEOPLE ARE VERY
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EMOTIONAL.
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BUT I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY
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ANYWAY.
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GUYS, YOU GOT THAT?
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>> CATFIGHT WOULD HAVE BEEN WAY
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BETTER.
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>> WELL, I AM GLAD WE'RE BACK.
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>> ME TOO!
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS
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ON CAMERA.
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>> OH, PLEASE.
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BETTER HERE THAN MARKET AND 4th.
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>> RIGHT?
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'CAUSE I PROBABLY WOULD'VE BEAT
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YOUR ASS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> AND THEN I WOULD HAVE SHOT
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YOU.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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>> I AIN'T LAUGHING.
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>> THANK YOU.
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GIRL, WAIT.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR OUTFIT COST
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MORE THAN MINE.
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>> I KNOW.
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YOU ARE SO RIGHT ABOUT THE
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MONEY.
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WHAT WAS I THINKING?
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>> KELLY, WHAT ARE THEY DOING
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HERE?
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I TOLD YOU, I'M HAVING A CRISIS.
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>> WHEN ARE YOU NOT?
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>> UH, YEAH, BUT THIS IS THE
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CRISIS OF ALL CRISISES.
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>> SORRY, EDGAR.
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I NEED YOU TO CUT.
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>> WISH I COULD, LOVE.
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DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FILM ON YOU
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THIS WEEK.
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MY ASS IS ON THE LINE.
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>> ALL RIGHT, PLAN "B" -- THE
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NETWORK WON'T LET THEM SHOOT
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WITH OUR BOOBS OUT, SO...
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>> OH, GOD.
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WHATEVER IT TAKES.
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>> OH, PLEASE, Y'ALL DONE FELL
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AND BUMPED YOUR HEAD THINKIN'
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I'M --
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>> YOU'VE DONE IT FOR LESS.
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>> WHO YOU BEEN TALKING TO?
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>> OH, HELL.
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>> UH, BUH-BYE, GUYS.
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>> OKAY. UH...
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THANKS.
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RIGHT, WE'RE OUTSIDE.
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>> OKAY.
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SO WHAT'S WHAT?
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>> WELL, YOU KNOW HOW I TOLD
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DERWIN D.J. IS NOT HIS?
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WELL, THE TEST WAS WRONG.
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HE IS.
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>> OH, HELL.
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>> TROUBLING.
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>> OH, GOD.
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>> DERWIN'S GONNA LEAVE ME,
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ISN'T HE?
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>> I THINK THAT PRETTY MUCH GOES
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WITHOUT SAYING.
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>> DAMN.
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I TOOK MY SHIRT OFF FOR THIS?
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>> COME ON, GUYS.
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IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS SINCE I GOT
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THE RESULTS.
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I NEED ADVICE.
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I NEED YOU TO EXHALE!
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I NEED YOU TO HELP ME GET MY
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GROOVE BACK.
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>> GET YOUR GROOVE BACK?
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GIRL, IT'S 2:00 A.M.
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BEEP BEEP!
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PARTY IS OVER.
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[ BOTH LAUGH, GLASSES CLINK ]
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>> KELLY, HELP ME.
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>> OKAY, REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD
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YOU YOU SHOULDN'T DO YOUR
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RESIDENCY?
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> YEAH, I DON'T HAVE ALL THE
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ANSWERS.
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>> OKAY, LOOK.
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I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU SOME
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WIND-BENEATH-YOUR-WINGS ADVICE,
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BUT RIGHT NOW, THIS IS SOME
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EGREGIOUS MESS, OKAY?
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SO YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD
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THEM AND WHEN TO FOLD THEM.
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>> YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO WALK
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AWAY, AND YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN
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TO RUN.
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>> OH.
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I MISSED YOU.
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>> I MISSED YOU, TOO.
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TWO YEARS WAS TOO LONG.
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>> I KNOW.
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I KNOW.
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>> DAMN IT!
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I HATE YOU GIRLS.
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>> OH, IT'S JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.
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LOOK AT MELANIE.
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SHE OVER THERE CRYING ABOUT HER
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PROBLEMS, US LAUGHING AT HER.
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>> HA! WE ARE BACK.
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>> OHH!LIK?
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LIKE, I REALLY LOVED D.J., MAN.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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>> YO, IT'S NOT FUNNY, MY DUDE.
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>> I KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY, DAWG.
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I'M JUST LAUGHING AT THE FACT
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THAT YOU NAMED THE BOY
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DERWIN JR.
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DAWG, WHAT YOU GONNA NAME YOUR
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REAL SON, HUH?
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"REAL DERWIN JR."?
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"COME HERE, LITTLE R.D.J.!"
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>> DIDN'T YOU JUST MEET YOUR
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FATHER?
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>> TOO SOON, HOMEY.
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>> HEY, COUNTRY MOUSE,
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GHETTO MOUSE, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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>> WHAT'S UP, PIG?
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>> WHAT'S UP, JAY.
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>> YO, MAN, GUESS WHAT DID JANAY
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DID --
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>> YEAH, SO I JUST SWUNG BY TO
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PICK UP A FEW ODDS AND ENDS
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BECAUSE THE SABERS SURPRISED ME
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TODAY WITH THE OFFICIAL BOOT.
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>> WHAT?
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NO, THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE NEXT
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WEEK, RIGHT?
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>> NO, THE E-MAIL SAID TODAY.
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>> WHAT'S TODAY?
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>> WAIT.
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SO YOU GUYS KNEW ABOUT IT?
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>> NO.
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>> WOW, NO.
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NO BIG DEAL.
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I'M JUST NOT ON THE TEAM
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ANYMORE.
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PUBLICISTS ARE DRAFTING THE
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STANDARD EXIT STATEMENT AS WE
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SPEAK.
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>> THAT'S WACK, MAN.
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YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FUN WE HAD OUT
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THERE, HOW MANY BATTLES WE WON?
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>> YEAH, SABER BLUE LEAVES THEM
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BLEEDING RED, BUT WHAT ARE YOU
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GONNA DO, RIGHT?
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>> YEAH.
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SABERS FOR LIFE, Y'ALL.
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>> WELL, CHECK IT -- DON'T WORRY
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ABOUT THE TEAM, MAN.
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WITH ME ON THE RIGHT, SENECA
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STEPPING UP ON THE LEFT, MAN, WE
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ARE GOING TO BE UNSTOPPABLE.
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>> MM!
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>> BUT YOU SURE YOU GONNA BE
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GOOD, THOUGH?
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>> GOOD? [ SCOFFS ]
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I'M GONNA BE GREAT, YOUNG SIR.
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I SNAGGED ME A PERMANENT HOSTING
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SPOT ON "BENCHED" AFTER ONE
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GUEST APPEARANCE.
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>> OOH.
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>> YEAH, YEAH.
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TELL YOUR ILLEGITIMATE BABY I'M
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THAT GOOD.
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HEY-O!
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>> ALL RIGHT, DAWG.
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HEY, MAKE SURE YOU INCLUDE ME ON
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THAT HIGHLIGHT REEL, NOW, ALL
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RIGHT?
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>> OH, TRUST ME, TRUST ME.
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I'M NOT GONNA FORGET ANY OF YOU
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GUYS.
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SABERS FOR LIFE!
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>> SABERS FOR LIFE, BABY!
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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> THE SABERS ARE GOING UP IN
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FLAMES, AND I WOULDN'T WALK
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ACROSS THE STREET TO SPIT ON
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THEM.
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>> NOW, COME ON, JASON, YOU KNOW
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IF THE SABERS DIDN'T DROP YOU,
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YOU WOULD BE SINGING THEIR
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PRAISES RIGHT NOW.
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>> NO, HEY, MAN, LOOK -- ON THE
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TEAM OR NOT, YOU CAN'T DENY THE
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FACTS THE COACHES CAN'T FILL THE
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HOLES IN THE DEFENSE, AND
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DERWIN DAVIS -- MAJOR PROBLEM.
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DERWIN DAVIS?
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NIKE'S BOON?
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HE'S THE BEST PLAYER THEY HAVE,
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THE BEST ASSET, HANDS DOWN.
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>> YEAH, EXACTLY, CHRIS.
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AND WHEN HE COLLAPSES, SO GO THE
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SABERS.
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HOW LONG BEFORE THE OTHER TEAMS
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FIGURE OUT THAT EVER SINCE HE
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BUSTED HIS KNEE, HE BREAKS LEFT
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70% OF THE TIME TO PROTECT IT?
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>> IF YOU COULD JUST INITIAL
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HERE, HERE, HERE, AND HERE,
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WE'LL HAVE DERWIN'S DEATH
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WARRANT OFFICIALLY SIGNED,
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SEALED, AND DELIVERED.
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>> NO, LOOK, MAN, NO, NO.
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HE'LL BE FINE.
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HE'LL BE FINE ONCE HE PRAYS
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ON IT.
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DUDE PRAYS ON EVERYTHING TO HIS
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"GOD."
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>> OOH, YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT
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THE SEX PARTIES?
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>> I THINK I DO.
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DON'T WE WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT?
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YES, WE DO.
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>> YEAH, UM, THEY ARE FILTHY.
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> YOU EVER BEEN TO THAILAND?
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LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.
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HE'S LUCKY THAT THERE ARE PILLS
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FOR MOST OF THE DISEASES HE CAN
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CATCH.
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>> WHOA, WHOA!
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THIS IS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE.
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I CAN'T BE A PART OF THIS.
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>> I KNOW! ISN'T IT GREAT?
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>> HEY-O!
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>> HEY-O!
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>> HEY, WOMAN.
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>> HEY, YOU.
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>> I SEE YOU FIXED THE HOLE IN
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THE WALL.
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>> YEAH, I WAS IN A FIX-IT KIND
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OF MOOD TODAY.
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UM...
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DERWIN, WE NEED TO TALK.
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I REALLY HAVE SOMETHING --
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>> OKAY, BUT, LOOK, MEL, BEFORE
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YOU GET STARTED...
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I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR TAKING
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ALL MY ANGER OUT ON YOU.
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AND THE WALL.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR THE TRUTH.
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YOU KNOW, AND...
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IT'S REALLY JANAY -- IT'S REALLY
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JANAY WHO I'M PISSED OFF AT.
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GOD, THAT GIRL IS A PIECE OF
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WORK.
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LIKE, SHE STOOD THERE AND ACTED
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LIKE SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS
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TALKING ABOUT WHEN I MENTIONED
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D.J. AND THE MATERNITY.
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BUT SHE KNEW!
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SOMETIMES WOMEN, WE, UM...
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OH, I MEAN, "PEOPLE" --
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I MEAN, "ANYBODY" --
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I MEAN, "EVERYBODY" HAS THEIR
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MOMENTS, YOU KNOW, WHERE THEY
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LOSE THEIR WAY AND --
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>> WHAT?
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GIRL, LOSE THEIR WAY?
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UNH-UNH.
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SHE LIED TO ME ABOUT HAVING MY
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SON.
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NOW, THAT IS UNFORGIVABLE.
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>> WOW.
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UNFORGIVABLE -- THAT'S HARSH.
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>> HE'S SO CUTE.
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YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
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BUT IT'S OKAY.
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'CAUSE THAT'S NOT WHO YOU ARE.
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IT'S NOT IN YOUR DNA TO BE LYING
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AND DECEITFUL.
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ALL RIGHT?
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MY BABY'S ONE OF THE GOOD ONES.
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>> WELL, DERWIN, I TRY TO BE ONE
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OF THE GOOD ONES.
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YOU KNOW, BUT SOMETIMES I GET IN
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MY OWN WAY.
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LIKE THE WALL GOT IN THE WAY OF
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YOUR FIST AND MADE THAT HOLE.
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YOU KNOW?
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BUT SEE? SEE?
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THE HOLE IS GONE.
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AND IN SOME WAYS, WHERE THAT
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HOLE ONCE WAS, IS A BEAUTIFUL
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REMINDER OF AN OBSTACLE THAT WE
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ONCE GOT THROUGH.
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>> HUH?
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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>> [ GASPS ]
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OH, MY GOD.
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>> NO, NO, BABE, DON'T TRIP.
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LET ME HANDLE THIS.
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>> DERWIN, I'VE BEEN TOO SCARED
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TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH THAT THE
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TEST WAS WRONG!
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D.J. IS YOUR SON.
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HE'S YOUR SON.
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I'M SORRY.
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I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
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I AM SO SORRY.
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I'M SORRY, DERWIN.
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>> WHAT'D YOU SAY?
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>> REMEMBER THE HOLE, DERWIN.
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REMEMBER THE HOLE.
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IT'S A BEAUTIFUL HOLE.
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>> THE HOLE.
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THIS HOLE?
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>> IT'S OKAY!
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IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.
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I CAN FIX IT.
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I CAN FIX IT.
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So DJ IS MY SON?!
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>> YES.
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>> NO, NO, MELANIE.
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IT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF
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JOKE, BECAUSE YOU WOULD NOT DO
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SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO ME!
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>> I KNOW, DERWIN.
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THE FIRST TIME I GOT THE
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RESULTS, THEY --
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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IT'S GLASS!
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WE KNOW YOU'RE THERE!
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>> DERWIN, BEFORE YOU LET HER
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IN, LET ME EXPLAIN.
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>> GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.
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COME IN.
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>> OH, HOW KIND.
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HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING
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ANYTHING.
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>> UH, WE GOT TO TALK, JANAY.
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THERE'S BEEN SOME KIND OF
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MISTAKE.
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>> A MISTAKE?
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DERWIN, I CAN'T EVEN COUNT THE
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NUMBER OF MISTAKES BETWEEN THE
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THREE OF US.
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BUT AT LEAST WE GOT ONE RIGHT.
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HERE YOU GO -- IT'S
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DNA CONFIRMATION ON D.J., AND
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AS FAR AS VISITATION GOES, SEE
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YOU IN COURT.
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>> WE DON'T NEED TO GO TO COURT!
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>> UNH-UNH!
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ONE OF US NEEDS TO PROTECT HIM.
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SO I CAN'T JUST HAVE YOU POPPING
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OVER TO DENY YOUR SON WHENEVER
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YOU WANT.
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WE NEED STRUCTURE, WHICH
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INCLUDES CHILD SUPPORT.
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YEAH, THAT 10 GRAND EVERY NOW
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AND AGAIN, IT'S NOT GONNA CUT IT
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ANYMORE.
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>> JANAY, CAN'T WE JUST SIT AND
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TALK ABOUT THIS?
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>> NO, MELANIE, WE CAN'T.
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SORRY.
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BUT I DO LIKE YOUR DECOR.
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IT'S REALLY NICE IN HERE.
403
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JUST TOO BAD WHEN I'M DONE WITH
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THE TWO OF YOU, YOU'RE PROBABLY
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GONNA NEED TO SCALE BACK A BIT.
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DEUCES.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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>> SO, WHAT WAS YOUR PLAN,
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MELANIE, HUH?
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DID YOU NOT THINK, MELANIE, THAT
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SHE WOULD GET PROOF THAT YOU
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WERE LYING?!
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ARE YOU THAT FAR GONE?!
414
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>> DERWIN, IT WASN'T A LIE!
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THE LAB MADE A MISTAKE.
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THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL
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YOU, JUST LIKE YOU MADE A
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MISTAKE WITH THE WALL.
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>> MELANIE, BRING UP THE WALL
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AGAIN, I SWEAR TO GOD...
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I DENIED MY SON LISTENING TO
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00:10:01,933 --> 00:10:02,673
YOU.
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00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:06,327
MY SON!
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00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:08,203
UNH-UNH, NO.
425
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:11,330
DON'T EVEN START WITH THE TEARS.
426
00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:12,573
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN CRYING ABOUT?!
427
00:10:12,567 --> 00:10:13,227
YOU DID THIS!
428
00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:14,303
YOU DID ALL OF THIS!
429
00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,800
>> I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
430
00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,700
>> SO DON'T ACT LIKE THOSE TEARS
431
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,800
ARE FOR ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF.
432
00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:21,900
>> I JUST WANT TO FIX THIS.
433
00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:24,070
>> MELANIE, YOU CAN'T!
434
00:10:24,067 --> 00:10:25,827
YOU'RE THE PROBLEM!
435
00:10:30,567 --> 00:10:32,927
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
436
00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:39,500
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT
437
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:40,070
WHAT YOU DO.
438
00:10:40,067 --> 00:10:40,767
>> THANK YOU.
439
00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:41,897
>> PIG, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
440
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>> WHAT'S HAPPENING, PIG?
441
00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:45,327
HUH?
442
00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:46,403
MALIK, WHAT ARE YO--
443
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,330
ARE THESE CONDOMS?
444
00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:47,803
>> YES.
445
00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,100
>> THIS IS A PLACE OF BUSINESS,
446
00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:49,630
MAN.
447
00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:52,373
WILL YOU EXCUSE US, SEXY?
448
00:10:52,367 --> 00:10:53,497
PICK OUT THE ONES YOU LIKE.
449
00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,170
>> COME ON!
450
00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:55,567
>> DAWG, EVERYWHERE I'VE GONE
451
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,127
TODAY, PEOPLE ARE THROWING THOSE
452
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AT ME, SAYING, "WRAP IT UP,
453
00:10:58,533 --> 00:10:59,003
MALIK.
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SAFE SEX IS THE BEST SEX," AND,
455
00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:01,430
OH, MY FAVORITE -- "DON'T GET
456
00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:02,103
AIDS, STUPID."
457
00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:03,130
>> IT'S ALL SOUND ADVICE.
458
00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:04,433
>> DAWG, I ALWAYS ROCK A CONDOM.
459
00:11:04,433 --> 00:11:05,673
HELL, IF THEY HAD THEM FOR MY
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00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:06,627
HANDS, I'D ROCK THOSE, TOO.
461
00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:07,173
>> THEY DO.
462
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,067
THEY'RE CALLED GLOVES.
463
00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:08,497
>> SHUT UP!
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00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,700
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO SUE YOU
465
00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:10,630
OR KICK YOUR TEETH IN.
466
00:11:10,633 --> 00:11:11,303
>> OH, COME ON!
467
00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:12,200
I SAID SOME STUFF FOR
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ENTERTAINMENT.
469
00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,470
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
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00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:14,527
IT'S SHOW BIZ, IT'S SHOCK VALUE.
471
00:11:14,533 --> 00:11:15,133
IT'S WHAT WE DO.
472
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,173
IT'S LIKE WHEN WE'RE ON THE
473
00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:17,267
FIELD -- WE GIVE EACH OTHER GOOD
474
00:11:17,267 --> 00:11:17,597
HITS.
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00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:18,370
IT'S ALL LOVE.
476
00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:19,527
>> NO, DAWG, YOU SHOULD HAVE
477
00:11:19,533 --> 00:11:20,503
WARNED ME ON THIS ONE.
478
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,070
>> OH.
479
00:11:21,067 --> 00:11:21,927
I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU THE
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00:11:21,933 --> 00:11:22,703
HEADS-UP LIKE YOU AND
481
00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:23,630
DING-DONG GAVE ME A HEADS-UP
482
00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:24,633
ABOUT THE SABERS WERE LETTING ME
483
00:11:24,633 --> 00:11:25,073
GO?
484
00:11:25,067 --> 00:11:26,797
>> Both: OH!
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00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:27,730
>> THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL
486
00:11:27,733 --> 00:11:28,073
ABOUT.
487
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:29,067
>> YES, THAT'S WHAT THIS IS
488
00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:29,397
ABOUT!
489
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,530
MAN, I GAVE EVERYTHING TO THIS
490
00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:30,873
CITY!
491
00:11:30,867 --> 00:11:31,927
I GAVE MY BLOOD, MY SWEAT, MY
492
00:11:31,933 --> 00:11:32,373
TEARS.
493
00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:33,497
I GAVE THEM THE PITTSY SHUFFLE.
494
00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:34,070
>> THE WHAT?
495
00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:35,127
>> THE PITTS-- THE DIP AND --
496
00:11:35,133 --> 00:11:36,173
IT WAS A DANCE CRAZE THAT SWEPT
497
00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:36,767
THE NATION, MAN.
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00:11:36,767 --> 00:11:37,327
COME ON.
499
00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,873
LOOK, I GAVE THEM ALL THAT, AND
500
00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:39,427
FOR WHAT?
501
00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:40,503
NO PARADE, NO PARTY.
502
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,070
JUST SOME BAD KNEES AND A "STAY
503
00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:44,267
UP, PITTS."
504
00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:45,497
>> HAD NO IDEA WE HURT YOU, MAN.
505
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,530
>> YES, YOU HURT ME.
506
00:11:47,533 --> 00:11:48,833
ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC?
507
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:49,573
>> HELL, YEAH.
508
00:11:49,567 --> 00:11:50,927
I'M BEING SARCASTIC.
509
00:11:50,933 --> 00:11:53,403
LOOK, YOU DID YOUR JOB, JASON.
510
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,370
YOU GOT YOUR TROPHIES, YOUR
511
00:11:54,367 --> 00:11:55,397
CHEERS, AND YOU MADE MILLIONS
512
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:55,830
DOING IT.
513
00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:57,233
YEAH, YOU GOT A BUSTED KNEE AND
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00:11:57,233 --> 00:11:58,673
A CONCUSSION, BUT YOU KNEW THAT
515
00:11:58,667 --> 00:11:59,667
GOING IN, DAWG.
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00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:00,797
YOU ARE ONE OF THE FEW THAT
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00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:01,730
ACTUALLY MADE IT IN THE
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00:12:01,733 --> 00:12:02,903
BUILDING, SO I DON'T FEEL SORRY
519
00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:03,670
FOR YOU.
520
00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:05,667
>> WELL, I DO LOVE MY MILLIONS.
521
00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:06,267
>> REALLY?
522
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,567
THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO SAY?
523
00:12:07,567 --> 00:12:08,497
>> HEY, EXCUSE ME.
524
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,070
>> WHAT'S GOING ON, KICK-FACE?
525
00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:11,067
>> WHAT'S UP, DUDE?
526
00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:12,467
HEY, I NEED YOUR EAR FOR A
527
00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:12,967
MINUTE.
528
00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:14,167
>> LISTEN, DING-DONG, I'M SORRY.
529
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,297
FROM NOW ON, I'M KEEPING ALL MY
530
00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,330
ON-AIR BANTER ABOUT YOU GUYS
531
00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:17,173
STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL.
532
00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:17,627
>> WHAT?
533
00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:18,603
>> HUH?
534
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,800
>> NO, NO!
535
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,870
D.J.'s MINE.
536
00:12:20,867 --> 00:12:22,367
>> OH. CONGRATULATIONS!
537
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,667
YOUR SON IS YOUR SON.
538
00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:25,067
>> YEAH, BUT YOU'RE MISSING THE
539
00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:26,197
POINT, ASHY KNUCKLES.
540
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,470
MELANIE LIED TO ME AND TOLD ME
541
00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:28,697
HE WASN'T.
542
00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:29,700
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
543
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:30,630
>> YEAH, EXACTLY.
544
00:12:30,633 --> 00:12:31,733
YO, WE ARE SO DONE.
545
00:12:31,733 --> 00:12:32,773
>> YEAH, YOU ARE.
546
00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:34,427
ALL RIGHT, DIVORCE ATTORNEY --
547
00:12:34,433 --> 00:12:36,073
MORRIS SMALL, GUCCI LOAFERS --
548
00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:38,397
WRITE THIS DOWN.
549
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,570
MY FINANCIAL ADVISER,
550
00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:40,927
CONNIE RICHMOND -- HOUDINI.
551
00:12:40,933 --> 00:12:42,173
LIKE, WHAT $16 MILLION IN AN
552
00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:43,167
OFFSHORE ACCOUNT, KELLY?
553
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:43,897
STRAIGHT FACE.
554
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,130
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
555
00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:46,233
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
556
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,403
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS NOW.
557
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,400
SO SHE LIED TO YOU, KNOWING THAT
558
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,770
YOU WOULD FIND OUT THE TRUTH.
559
00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:52,797
SOMEBODY DIDN'T CLEAN THEIR
560
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:53,800
CHINS, 'CAUSE THIS DON'T SMELL
561
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:54,900
RIGHT.
562
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,200
>> WHAT IS THERE TO SMELL?
563
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,200
THE MAN GAVE HER THE BEST YEAR
564
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:57,970
AND A HALF OF HIS LIFE.
565
00:12:57,967 --> 00:12:58,927
LOOK, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE IN
566
00:12:58,933 --> 00:12:59,873
IT, DON'T WASTE ANOTHER MINUTE.
567
00:12:59,867 --> 00:13:01,797
I READ THAT ON A BUMPER STICKER.
568
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:02,930
>> DAWG, YOU GONNA DIVORCE A
569
00:13:02,933 --> 00:13:04,203
GIRL FOR TELLING HER THE TRUTH?
570
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:04,830
>> NO, NO, NO.
571
00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:05,973
THE ONLY REASON WHY SHE WAS
572
00:13:05,967 --> 00:13:07,127
GONNA SAY SOMETHING IS 'CAUSE
573
00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:08,103
JANAY WAS ABOUT TO BUST HER.
574
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,170
>> MORRIS IS GONNA HAVE A FIELD
575
00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:09,867
DAY WITH THIS, MAN.
576
00:13:09,867 --> 00:13:10,867
SHE'S GONNA END UP OWING YOU
577
00:13:10,867 --> 00:13:11,197
MONEY.
578
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,470
>> DON'T LISTEN TO THIS JACKASS.
579
00:13:12,467 --> 00:13:13,427
HE JUST WANTS YOU TO BE
580
00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:14,473
MISERABLE BECAUSE HE IS.
581
00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:15,227
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
582
00:13:15,233 --> 00:13:15,803
HE'S RIGHT.
583
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:16,970
JUST LAST NIGHT, I WAS FORCED TO
584
00:13:16,967 --> 00:13:18,067
HAVE A THREESOME WITH A BLOND
585
00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:18,567
AND AN ASIAN.
586
00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:19,227
OH, LORD, WHY ME?
587
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,073
SARCASM. HI. HOW YOU DOING?
588
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,067
>> DAMN IT! COME ON, YOU TWO!
589
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,467
COME ON, MAN, SERIOUSLY!
590
00:13:24,467 --> 00:13:25,967
MELANIE SWABBED MY SON AND THEN
591
00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:26,727
LIED ABOUT IT!
592
00:13:26,733 --> 00:13:27,573
WHO DOES THAT?
593
00:13:27,567 --> 00:13:28,767
>> NEGRO, YOU A PROFESSIONAL
594
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:29,527
FOOTBALL PLAYER.
595
00:13:29,533 --> 00:13:30,703
YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD THAT BOY
596
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:31,730
TESTED YEARS AGO, MAN.
597
00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:33,173
HELL, I GET KIDS TESTED ALL THE
598
00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:33,767
TIME, DAWG.
599
00:13:33,767 --> 00:13:34,827
YOU COULD'VE USED MY ACCOUNT.
600
00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:36,073
>> OH, SO WE TRYING TO SAY THIS
601
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:36,467
IS ON ME?
602
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,467
PLEASE, MALIK, TELL ME YOU'RE
603
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:38,567
NOT GONNA STAND THERE AND DEFEND
604
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:38,967
HER.
605
00:13:38,967 --> 00:13:39,927
>> I'M NOT DEFENDING HER.
606
00:13:39,933 --> 00:13:41,273
I'M JUST POINTING OUT HOW STUPID
607
00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:42,597
YOUR ASS IS FOR NOT PROVING TO
608
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,070
YOUR WIFE THAT YOUR ILLEGITIMATE
609
00:13:44,067 --> 00:13:45,797
CHILD IS ACTUALLY YOURS.
610
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:46,900
>> AND WHILE WE'RE POINTING
611
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:47,930
THINGS OUT, LISTEN TO THIS.
612
00:13:47,933 --> 00:13:49,073
MELANIE LYING ABOUT THIS
613
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:50,067
DAUGHTER OF YOURS --
614
00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:50,527
>> SON.
615
00:13:50,533 --> 00:13:51,173
>> WHATEVER.
616
00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:52,427
IT'S YOUR TICKET OUT, DARREN.
617
00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:52,973
>> DERWIN.
618
00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:54,197
>> WHATEVER! I'M OUT OF HERE.
619
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,100
YOU GUYS ARE NERDS.
620
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:59,430
DANIELLE, VAMANOS.
621
00:13:59,433 --> 00:13:59,903
>> DAMN.
622
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,330
YO, DOES SHE HAVE A SISTER?
623
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,233
>> ACTUALLY, YEAH, COME ON.
624
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,930
[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
625
00:14:11,933 --> 00:14:13,233
>> * PUT YOUR HANDS UP
626
00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:14,273
* BABY, STAND UP
627
00:14:14,267 --> 00:14:15,697
* LET ME PUT SOME CHAMPAGNE IN
628
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:16,930
YOUR DAMN CUP *
629
00:14:16,933 --> 00:14:18,333
>> YO! HEY, WHAT'S UP, WHAT'S
630
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:19,573
UP, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY?
631
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,597
HOW YOU DOING?
632
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,830
NOW, DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT
633
00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:23,073
WE'RE HERE FOR A "WELCOME TO
634
00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:24,367
'BENCHED'" PARTY FOR OUR MAN
635
00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:25,127
JASON PITTS?
636
00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:26,503
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
637
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,830
THAT'S RIGHT, GIVE IT UP.
638
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:29,073
'CAUSE, HONESTLY, WE WERE ONLY
639
00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:30,097
EXPECTING ABOUT SIX OR SEVEN
640
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,400
PEOPLE, AND THAT'S INCLUDING HIS
641
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,430
MOMS, WHO IN THE BACK SERVING
642
00:14:32,433 --> 00:14:33,103
DRINKS.
643
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:33,800
>> HEY, HEY.
644
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:34,800
>> MAKE SURE YOU TIP HER REAL
645
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:35,630
GOOD IN THE BACK, NOW.
646
00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:37,073
NO, SERIOUSLY, YOU REALLY LOVE
647
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:38,067
THIS GUY THAT MUCH?
648
00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:39,167
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
649
00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:40,797
Y'ALL REALLY LOVE HIM?
650
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,430
>> THANK YOU.
651
00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:42,403
LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR THE
652
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,100
MULTI-TALENTED
653
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,200
MR. CHRISTOPHER WEBBER.
654
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,370
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
655
00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:46,197
YES, YES.
656
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,400
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT
657
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:47,970
THIS MAN, OKAY?
658
00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:50,127
HE IS ENORMOUS.
659
00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:51,333
SERIOUSLY, LOOK AT HIM.
660
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:52,873
THAT'S -- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
661
00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:54,297
I'M NOT A SMALL DUDE, OKAY?
662
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:55,630
AND HE'S -- IT'S FREAKISH.
663
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:57,873
ANYWAY, I'D LIKE TO TAKE TIME TO
664
00:14:57,867 --> 00:15:00,067
RECOGNIZE A SHOW THAT RECOGNIZED
665
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:00,897
MY GREAT TALENT.
666
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,170
OF COURSE, I'M TALKING ABOUT
667
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,327
"BENCHED," SO GIVE IT UP.
668
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:04,433
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
669
00:15:04,433 --> 00:15:05,633
>> YES, SIR!
670
00:15:05,633 --> 00:15:07,873
>> AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I'D
671
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:08,867
LIKE TO THANK YOU -- YOU, THE
672
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:09,927
FANS, YOU, THE PEOPLE, THAT HAVE
673
00:15:09,933 --> 00:15:12,473
MADE ME SO VERY RICH.
674
00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:13,697
HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS REMEMBER A
675
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:14,570
LITTLE DITTY CALLED
676
00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:15,827
"THE DIP AND PITTS," A.K.A. THE
677
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:16,573
PITTSY SHUFFLE?
678
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:17,327
SURE YOU REMEMBER.
679
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:17,973
COME ON, NOW.
680
00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:19,067
YES, FIRST YOU DO --
681
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:20,567
>> JASON, LET'S JUST CHILL AND
682
00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:21,427
PARTY TONIGHT.
683
00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:22,833
>> OH, OH, OH, I'M GETTING TO
684
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:23,233
THAT.
685
00:15:23,233 --> 00:15:24,433
I'M GETTING TO THAT, BUDDY.
686
00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:26,303
AS A VERY SPECIAL SURPRISE
687
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,070
TREAT, I HAVE DECIDED TO
688
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:30,097
PREMIERE MY CLASSIC JAM, MADE
689
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:30,600
NEW.
690
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,200
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ARE YOU
691
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,070
READY FOR
692
00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:35,197
"THE DIP AND PITTS 2011"?!
693
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,200
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
694
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:36,900
>> WAIT, YO, JASON.
695
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,670
>> CAN I GET A "HEY-O"?
696
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:39,297
>> All: HEY-O!
697
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:40,500
>> IT'S REALLY NOT A GOOD TIME
698
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:40,870
RIGHT --
699
00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:41,897
>> WEBBY, HEY, MAKE LIKE AN
700
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,070
EMERGENCY BRAKE AND PULL UP.
701
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:43,967
[ LAUGHTER ]
702
00:15:43,967 --> 00:15:45,067
ALL RIGHT.
703
00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:47,067
HOPE YOU GUYS ARE, UH...
704
00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:48,667
READY TO MOVE.
705
00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:50,167
DEEJAY!
706
00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:51,797
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
707
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,500
YES, YES.
708
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,570
YES, YES!
709
00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:57,227
* IT'S THE D-AND-P, YEAH
710
00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:58,333
* BACK WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO
711
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,073
BE, YEAH *
712
00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:00,167
* I'M ABOUT TO TAKE THEM
713
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:00,597
BIG-TIME *
714
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,370
* NO HUDDLE NECESSARY
715
00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:02,367
* HUT-HUT, BABY, WHAT?!
716
00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:04,097
* EVERY SUNDAY HIT THE FIELD
717
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,330
>> * RUN, RUN, RUN
718
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:06,273
>> * IT'S TOUCHDOWN TIME
719
00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:07,397
* YOU KNOW THE DEAL
720
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,970
>> * FUN, FUN, FUN
721
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:09,897
>> * UP IN THE CLUB AND IT'S
722
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:10,800
TIME TO FLAUNT *
723
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,330
>> * DANCE, DANCE, DANCE
724
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,473
* ALYSSA MILANO KNOWS WHO'S THE
725
00:16:13,467 --> 00:16:14,067
BOSS IN MY *
726
00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:15,567
>> * PANTS, PANTS, PANTS
727
00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:17,067
>> * YEAH, HOW DO I DO IT?
728
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:18,867
* I'LL WALK YOU THROUGH IT
729
00:16:18,867 --> 00:16:22,127
* JUST LIKE THIS
730
00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:22,833
* AND DIP
731
00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:23,673
* AND DIP
732
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:25,397
* AND DIP IT, DIP IT, DIP
733
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,070
* AND PITTS AND PITTS
734
00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:28,067
* AND PITTS AND PITTS AND
735
00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:28,397
PITTS *
736
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:28,930
EVERYBODY NOW!
737
00:16:28,933 --> 00:16:30,333
* DIP AND PITTS
738
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,103
* AND DIP AND PITTS AND DIP
739
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,470
* AND PITTS AND DIP
740
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:35,597
* AND PITTS AND DIP AND PITTS
741
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,070
* DIP AND PITTS
742
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,697
* AND DIP AND PITTS AND DIP
743
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,100
* AND PITTS AND DIP
744
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,730
* AND PITTS AND DIP AND PITTS
745
00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:48,773
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
746
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:50,597
>> COME ON, DIP AND PITTS!
747
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:51,470
DIP AND PITTS, PEOPLE.
748
00:16:51,467 --> 00:16:52,167
IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
749
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:53,197
I'M WALKING YOU THROUGH IT.
750
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,970
1, 2, READY, GO.
751
00:16:54,967 --> 00:16:55,697
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
752
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:56,800
NO, DON'T SHUT THE MUSIC OFF.
753
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,070
WE'RE JUST GETTING READY TO HAVE
754
00:16:58,067 --> 00:16:58,427
SOME FUN.
755
00:16:58,433 --> 00:17:01,103
OKAY, GONNA...
756
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,930
NO?
757
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,070
SORRY.
758
00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:08,967
>> HEY, HOLD UP, JASON.
759
00:17:08,967 --> 00:17:09,397
HOLD UP.
760
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,330
>> YEAH, YEAH.
761
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,673
>> YOU FORGOT YOUR CD.
762
00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:12,226
>> YEAH.
763
00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:13,303
OH, NO, ACTUALLY, I WAS GONNA
764
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,070
PASS THESE OUT AS AN ENCORE.
765
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,627
BUT -- NO?
766
00:17:16,633 --> 00:17:17,703
OKAY.
767
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:18,770
I BROUGHT THE CITY A
768
00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:20,367
CHAMPIONSHIP.
769
00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:22,067
HEY-O.
770
00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:23,167
>> THAT'S RIGHT, LADIES AND
771
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:24,096
GENTLEMEN, GIVE IT UP FOR THE
772
00:17:24,099 --> 00:17:25,269
TALENTED MR. PITTS.
773
00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:26,067
PLEASE, PLEASE.
774
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:26,827
[ LIGHT APPLAUSE ]
775
00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:27,973
THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT.
776
00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:29,467
UH, WE HAVE TICKETS IN THE BACK.
777
00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:30,527
HE'LL BE OPENING UP FOR
778
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:31,573
M.C. HAMMER NEXT WEEK.
779
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:32,497
WE'LL LET YOU KNOW.
780
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,670
HEY, WE'RE NOT GONNA LET THIS
781
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:34,297
SLOW US DOWN.
782
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:35,500
DEEJAY, GET THIS PARTY STARTED
783
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,570
AGAIN!
784
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:37,497
>> * PUT YOUR HANDS UP
785
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,870
* PUT YOUR, PUT YOUR HANDS UP
786
00:17:38,867 --> 00:17:39,767
* PUT YOUR HANDS UP
787
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,397
* PUT YOUR, PUT YOUR HANDS UP
788
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,900
>> HEY.
789
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:47,970
>> HEY.
790
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,067
>> UM...
791
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,197
DERWIN, I'M GONNA STAY WITH
792
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,970
KELLY FOR A FEW DAYS.
793
00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:53,067
I'M NOT BAILING OUT ON OUR
794
00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:53,497
MARRIAGE.
795
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,800
JUST, UM...
796
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,330
I REALLY MESSED UP, AND I WANT
797
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,333
TO GIVE YOU SOME SPACE.
798
00:17:58,333 --> 00:17:59,903
YEAH.
799
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:02,830
>> MELANIE, WAIT.
800
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:06,303
HOLD ON A SECOND.
801
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,900
I HAVE PRAYED ALL DAY, ASKING
802
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,200
GOD FOR SOME ANSWERS.
803
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,270
I HAVE PRAYED ON OUR MARRIAGE, I
804
00:18:12,267 --> 00:18:13,927
HAVE PRAYED ON OUR FUTURE.
805
00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:15,333
MELANIE, I HAVE PRAYED HARDER
806
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:16,703
THAN I'VE PRAYED ON ANYTHING,
807
00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:17,970
OKAY?
808
00:18:17,967 --> 00:18:19,167
I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY,
809
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:20,327
MELANIE, IS, IF THIS IS GONNA
810
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,433
WORK BETWEEN US, YOU'RE GONNA
811
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,633
HAVE TO START DOING SOME THINGS
812
00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:24,173
MY WAY FROM NOW ON.
813
00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:26,467
AND THAT MEANS I DON'T WANT TO
814
00:18:26,467 --> 00:18:28,897
HEAR ANOTHER WORD ABOUT JANAY OR
815
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,470
D.J.
816
00:18:30,467 --> 00:18:31,427
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
817
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:32,733
YOU DON'T BRING THEIR NAMES UP
818
00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:33,073
TO ME.
819
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:35,097
THEY'RE MY BUSINESS, NOT YOURS.
820
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,530
AND YOU GOT TO GO TO CHURCH,
821
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,103
EVERY SUNDAY, FRONT AND CENTER,
822
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,800
THE BOTH OF US.
823
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,930
IF I'M NOT THERE, YOU'RE GONNA
824
00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:42,273
BE THERE.
825
00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:44,597
YOU UNDERSTAND?
826
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,500
>> [ SIGHS ]
827
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,370
YES.
828
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:50,867
ABSOLUTELY.
829
00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:55,397
ARE WE GONNA BE OKAY?
830
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,900
>> ALL I KNOW IS I'M HERE RIGHT
831
00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,800
NOW.
832
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:04,327
>> [ SIGHS ]
833
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:08,927
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