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("Chillin' Tonite"
by Lil' Kim playing)
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* Yeah
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* I'm chillin'
with my baby tonight *
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* I'm chillin'
with my baby tonight *
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* Yeah
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* I'm chillin'
with my baby tonight... *
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No, no, no, check it.
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This is just a start
for Malik Wright the rapper,
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aka Malik Murder,
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aka 40 Million Dollars,
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aka The Muffin Man...
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Aka I-I get it.
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* We gonna freak somethin'
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* Drink somethin',
toast somethin' *
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* Now I got him on the move
like he stole somethin' *
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* Get it poppin' all night
till like 4:00 somethin' *
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* And then we right back at it
'round 6:00 somethin' *
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* It's supposed to be
girls' night out *
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* So you know he got my
girlfriends cursin' me out... *
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So Kim's my girl,
all right?
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She asked me to be here,
I heard the music, it's hot.
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That's what it is, y'all.
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* In the club hangin'
with my girls *
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* I'm chillin'
with my baby tonight... *
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So, Malik, tell me, what's
happening in the video?
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So I scoop Kim up
in my Phantom,
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we rolls down to the...
Wait.
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Your Phantom?
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Keys.
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(clears throat)
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(alarm chirps)
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Malik, that's a half
a million dollar car.
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Yeah, it is.
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* Tonight it's just
me and my boo *
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* Candlelight dinner,
sippin' some wine, too... *
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And in case you don't
like the Phantom,
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I got the Ferrari,
the Lambo,
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the helicopter,
and I'm six hours away
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from getting
my submarine license, baby.
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I have to say that's
some lifestyle
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you've made
for yourself.
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No doubt.
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Hey, kids, remember this:
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you ain't got to sell drugs
to live like you sell drugs.
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And that's one to grow on.
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Malik Wright,
aka 40 Million Dollars.
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Holla.
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(laughing)
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Whoo!
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(chuckles)
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That's classic.
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(chuckling)
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What you laughing at?
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Man, this is funny.
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Know that cat Chris Clements?
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Yeah.
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He got you in
his comic strip.
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I'm in Snickas?
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Yeah, check it out.
He got you throwing
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a crack pipe to a kid.
Oh.
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Well, I just hope the kid
scores a touchdown.
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You know what
I'm saying, Tee Tee?
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(chuckles)
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No, Malik, man,
see, look...
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this is one of
those things
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that's supposed
to be funny to me
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but tragic to you.
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Man, I ain't tripping.
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It's just the funnies.
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I don't know, man, Chris
Clements got some major clout.
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He's a nationally syndicated
cartoonist
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in over 300 newspapers,
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circulation of over
five million.
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So?
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Okay, white people read it, too.
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Oh, this is serious?
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Hey, y'all.
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Good morning, Ma.
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Morning.
Tee Tee, where's my eggs?
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I don't know, Ms. Mack,
you're going to have to ask God.
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Well, God too busy
holding me back
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from putting my foot
up your ass.
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Mama.
Hmm?
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Check this out.
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Uh-oh! High five.
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Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
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My baby's a Snicka.
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So this ain't a bad thing?
No, boy.
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Look, any press
is good press.
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It's like getting clowned
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on Saturday Night Live.
You made it.
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Wha-- see, that's what
I was trying
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to tell
Chef Boyar-Tee-Tee.
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(both laugh)
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So, look, now that
you've done good,
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it's time for Mama
to do the same.
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I'm headed up to
Monterey tomorrow
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to hopefully sign
Damon Ainsley.
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Whoa, Damon Ainsley?
Mm-hmm.
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Dude led the league
in rushing last season.
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That's big
time, Ms. Mack.
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TASHA:
Yep.
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Oh, well,
what the hell am I, y'all?
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A Snicka.
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Damn right.
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Melanie, would you
just do my back?
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No, I am not participating
in this madness.
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It's not that hard.
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I marked up the front.
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Kelly,
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you do not need
plastic surgery, okay?
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Your body is perfect.
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Melanie, wake up.
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My husband is bored
with me.
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And my stripper pole
is starting to rust.
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Do you know
how painful it is
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to slide down
a rusty stripper pole?
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Oh, my God, Kelly.
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Kelly, would you stop?
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Look, you are one of the most
gorgeous women I've ever seen.
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I mean, your stomach
is like flatbread
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and your boobs
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are like two scoops of
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velvety vanilla
ice cream...
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I'm sorry,
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I missed breakfast.
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I'm starving.
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Look, the truth is,
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I'd sell my soul for
a body like yours.
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Really?
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Your soul?
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It's a figure of speech,
Kelly; you're scaring me.
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Look, whatever's going
on with you and Jason
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is not about your body.
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Oh, my God.
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It's my face.
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JASON:
Hey.
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Hey, what's up,
Melanie?
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Nice double chin, fatty.
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Man, Derwin really did a number
on that one.
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Baby?
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Uh, quick question--
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what the hell have you
done to yourself?
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I've let time ravage me.
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But don't worry,
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I'm gonna fix it.
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Kelly, what...?
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No, Jason, I
know that you
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don't find me
attractive anymore.
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(sighs)
But I'm gonna get it back.
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A snip here and
a tuck there... Baby...
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I'll be like new.
No.
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No, listen to me,
I do not want you to do this.
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Jason, if you're worried
about the money,
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I found a discount
clinic in Guatemala.
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You can even pay in fish.
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Baby, baby, there's nothing
wrong with your body.
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I love it the way it is.
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Come here.
Come here.
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You are beautiful, okay?
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And you're sexy.
Have you seen your ass lately?
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Are you kidding me
with this thing?
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(chuckles)
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(moans)
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Do me right now.
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On an empty stomach?
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I knew it.
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Vaya con Dios, Jason.
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(yelling)
Yeah, baby!
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Whoo!
(cheering)
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Yeah!
Yeah, boy!
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Hey, J, can't nobody
hold us, man.
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We're like
the Holy Trinity out there.
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You're the Father,
I am the Son,
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and, Malik,
you're the Holy Ghost.
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Yeah, that's 'cause
I takes 'em to church, baby!
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Um, no.
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It's because Jason's older,
I'm younger,
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and Holy Ghost
was all that was left.
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But, you know,
take 'em to church.
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Yo, J, man, what's going on?
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We had a great game.
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You look like we lost.
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Something else
on your mind?
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Why, 'cause I don't
want to get dragged
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into your stupid
nickname clique, son?
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I'm just trying
to congratulate...
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Get out of my face,
you fricking dork.
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Nice game, Pitts.
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Ow!
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You brute!
So, Malik,
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425 yards passing.
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It seems that you
and your receivers
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are reading each other's
minds out there.
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Of course we were, man,
that's called execution.
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Surgically precise execution.
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That's all it is, partner.
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Y'all can quote me on that.
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Well, we are.
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That's why we have the mics
and the tape recorders.
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Malik, Malik,
have you seen the latest
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cartoon about you
in today's paper?
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Chris Clements is
really coming after you.
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Two cartoons
in two days.
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Baby, look,
no press is bad press.
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Four straight wins,
two cartoons.
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Who's hot, y'all?!
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Whoo!
Yeah, well,
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the latest cartoon depicts
you in a locker room
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using "X"s and "O"s
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to show adolescent drug
dealers how to evade the cops.
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How does that
make you feel?
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Mm.
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Makes me feel like
I have a future in coaching.
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(laughs)
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There's a lot of public outrage
about your comments.
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Aren't you concerned about that?
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For what?
Look, ain't nobody
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telling kids to sell drugs,
do drugs, nothing.
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I'm just a football player
that knows
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that either you sling crack rock
or you got a wicked jump shot.
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And in my case,
the wicked jump shot's
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an 80-yard bomb
down the sideline.
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You feel me, huh?
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Malik Wright, aka Holy Ghost.
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Out.
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Holy Ghost.
Malik, Malik...
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Holy Ghost.
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"Either you're slinging
crack rock
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or you got a wicked jump shot"?
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If you're gonna quote Biggie,
do it seriously.
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He wasn't about that silliness.
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Malik Wright, what about
education as an alternative?
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What we're trying to do here is
to show that athletes like you,
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who have an enormous influence
on our youth,
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have to be more responsible.
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Don't lead them down the path of
destruction and moral decadence.
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Lead them in an uplifting
and edifying fashion.
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All I'm saying to you is that
you've got to move them beyond
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the graveyards to which
they're appointed
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to something more powerful.
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That's what hip-hop
at it's best does.
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So you're blaming
hip-hop music?
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No, not at all.
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I'm not blaming hip-hop.
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I'm saying be a better artist,
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be a better athlete,
be a better human being.
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I'm saying don't be
a $40 million negro,
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don't be a $40 million slave.
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Don't be a coon who's bucking
and shining
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and tomming and jeffing.
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Be a serious black man.
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I mean, after all,
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look at the black community
in which you emerged.
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Are you helping them?
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Are you doing anything
constructive?
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Are you doing anything
that will be uplifting?
258
00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,146
All you're doing is selling
products to them.
259
00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,994
You're appearing on TV
shining and smiling
260
00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,290
and not being serious,
and I'm tired of this.
261
00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:45,163
The black community
has to call you out.
262
00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,992
Malik, we're calling you out.
263
00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:47,997
You are wrong, not right,
264
00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,158
and what you have to do
is to lift your vision
265
00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,267
and get deeper
and get more profound
266
00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:53,999
and be worthy of Paul Robeson
267
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,004
and the great athletes
that came before you.
268
00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,906
I'm tired of this madness,
I'm tired of what you do,
269
00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:01,009
and I'm saying to you,
"Change your ways."
270
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,041
You feel me?
271
00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:05,345
Michael Eric Dyson,
"aka" Michael Eric Dyson.
272
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,778
Out.
273
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,981
Okay, what the hell
just happened?
274
00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:12,618
Well, it's TiVo'd;
we can just run it back.
275
00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:13,723
I know I could watch it again.
276
00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:16,924
The media keeps taking my
words and running with them.
277
00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,587
I'm the victim!
278
00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,786
Well, he's not completely right.
279
00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:22,158
I mean, you know,
I seen you shine,
280
00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:25,125
but I wouldn't really
call you a bucker.
281
00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,735
Is this funny to you,
Tee Tee, huh?
282
00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:28,938
This is my life, man.
283
00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:29,939
Where's my mom at?
284
00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,670
She needs to fix this.
285
00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:35,175
Whoa, Malik, calm down, man, I'm
sure your mom is on top of it.
286
00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:39,048
(humming)
Om...
287
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,953
Om...
288
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,947
Om...
289
00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:55,098
Om...
Om...
290
00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:59,204
Om...
Om...
291
00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,072
(Monday Night Football
ringtone playing)
292
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,941
(humming)
293
00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:07,742
Tasha.
294
00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:10,635
Now, Tasha, I told you
when you got up here... Come on, Damon, look,
295
00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:12,378
that's just the kind of
manager I am, all right?
296
00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,012
I go hard for my clients.
297
00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,177
Okay, I take my phone
into restricted areas.
298
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,946
Whether I'm pumping
gas or in the cockpit
299
00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,986
or during my mammogram.
300
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,191
Shoot, business don't stop
'cause you found a lump.
301
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,793
Okay?
302
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,895
I understand you're passionate
about what you do,
303
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,928
but I invited you
up here specifically
304
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,103
so we could be away
from all the distraction
305
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,232
from the outside world.
306
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:37,336
No newspapers,
no phones, no TVs.
307
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,970
No TVs?
308
00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:41,006
Oh, okay, so I'm gonna
miss Top Model tonight?
309
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:41,811
It's the rerun.
310
00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,242
I already missed
the original airing,
311
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,676
now I got to
miss the rerun?
312
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,277
Either you're
going to be here
313
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,945
or you're going
to be there.
314
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,793
But if you're going
to be here,
315
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,419
then we need
to get up there.
316
00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,693
Okay, Damon, look,
I'll be here,
317
00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:00,156
I'll be there, I'll be
wherever you want me to be.
318
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,163
All right?
319
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:05,074
As long as you end up
signing right... here.
320
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,274
Om...
321
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,776
Right.
322
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,078
Later.
323
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:20,078
Om...
324
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,923
No, but for real, though,
y'all ain't got no TVs?
325
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,353
Oh, sorry, sorry.
326
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,357
There he is.
Yeah.
327
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,018
I'm gonna be
in Romance.
328
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:34,088
Excuse me, excuse me.
329
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,957
Oh, man,
Malik Wright?
330
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:38,196
Welcome.
Everybody, Malik Wright.
331
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,044
Hey, man, hey,
hell of a game today.
332
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,370
Thanks, Chris.
333
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,114
You think I can holla at you
for a minute in private?
334
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,239
Oh, absolutely.
335
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,975
Hey, y'all, don't worry.
336
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,180
He'll be right back, all right?
337
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,222
So what's on
your mind, man?
338
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,090
Look, man, I came down
here to ask you
339
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,149
what's up with the cartoons?
340
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,217
Oh, I can't stand ignorance.
341
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,085
Huh?
Yeah.
342
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,063
You know, in fact,
if I was Superman,
343
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,332
ignorance would be
my kryptonite,
344
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,459
and as of lately,
everything out of your mouth
345
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,495
is my kryptonite.
346
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:10,959
I wouldn't be doing my job
347
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,898
if I didn't point it out
to the public.
348
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:13,903
People would die.
349
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,004
Damn, dawg, that's messed up.
350
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,436
I know.
351
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,210
Crazy, right?
352
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,869
Yeah, you know,
whatever, man.
353
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,408
Look, you got your thing
and I got mine.
354
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,142
It's just getting a little
our of control.
355
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,347
That's all I'm saying
to you, homie.
356
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:28,218
I hear you, I hear you,
Malik, I hear you.
357
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,218
Thanks for coming out.
358
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,319
No, Chris.
359
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,150
Oh, you want a book?
360
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,785
No, I don't want
no damn book, man.
361
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,361
It got pictures in it.
362
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,958
Fool, I came down here
and stepped to you like a man.
363
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,431
This is seriously messing
my life up, Chris.
364
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,089
I want this crap to be over.
365
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,458
Over? Please,
I just got started.
366
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,566
I got about two weeks' worth
of material on you.
367
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,539
You're like my ignorance muse.
368
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,865
I am not about
kids selling drugs.
369
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:54,907
I grew up in Richmond.
370
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,342
Do you know how many
of my homies
371
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,476
I lost to that mess?
372
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,350
I just know kids hear you
373
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,178
when you talk to them
in street lingo.
374
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,353
So that's all I'm trying to do.
375
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,821
Well, it's really not
working, Malik.
376
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,120
Take care.
377
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,921
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't
you roll away from me
378
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,493
when I'm talking
to you... Man, get off me,
379
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,220
You on my foot.
Get off my foot, man!
380
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,086
Damn!
381
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:19,272
You make this cartoon
thing so easy.
382
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,299
Free book to anybody
who caught that.
383
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,172
Man, get that out
of my face, man.
384
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,507
Hey, man, so I'm gonna
just go pay for my book,
385
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,912
and I'll be ready to go.
386
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:40,890
Jail time for
Malik Wright.
387
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:41,891
Jail time?
388
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:42,992
Malik Wright
was hit first.
389
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,023
By whom?
390
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,187
By the media.
391
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,225
That's who should do time.
392
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,329
Arrest the media.
393
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:51,560
Look, the media didn't punch
a guy in a wheelchair.
394
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,098
Hey, they say they want
to be treated as equals.
395
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,874
You can't be serious.
396
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:58,173
I mean, come on, Martin,
even you have to admit
397
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:01,165
that athletes like Malik
have embraced the idea
398
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,238
that they're above the law.
399
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,176
It's like the Wild West
out there.
400
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,352
They're roaming
around town
401
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,420
with their posse.
402
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,578
And what the hell kind of name
is Tee Tee anyway?
403
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,017
Chuck, I'm not going to say
404
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,252
that there shouldn't
be consequences.
405
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,656
But come on, the guy is facing
a civil suit,
406
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,288
and he's losing
his endorsements.
407
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:20,094
He should lose more
than his endorsements.
408
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,197
I mean, where's the
accountability anymore?
409
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,199
Here's what's
going to happen:
410
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:26,370
Malik is going to issue
a statement of apology,
411
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,339
He'll do a short stint
in rehab,
412
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,568
and then-- bam--
he's going to find religion.
413
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:33,013
Amen! Hallelujah!
414
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,570
And you want to talk
about accountability?
415
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,007
Of course celebrities are
absolutely held accountable--
416
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,084
the black celebrities.
417
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,381
Oh, baby, here we go.
418
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,382
The celebrities
you're talking about--
419
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,924
they get slaps on the wrist,
but if it's a black man,
420
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,551
he gets hit in the wallet
or worse.
421
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,285
Okay, this is not
a black-white issue.
422
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,291
The video clearly shows it.
423
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,493
Let's run the clip, please.
424
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,994
Take care.
425
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,386
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't
you roll away from me
426
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,927
when I'm talking
to you... Man, get off me,
427
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,403
You on my foot.
Get off my foot, man!
428
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,400
Damn!
429
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,271
Man, this is crazy.
430
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,400
I know.
431
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,404
Man, I told 'em my name
was Terrance.
432
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,237
No, I don't know the name of it.
433
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,513
How many ashrams do they have
in Monterey?
434
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,341
For real?
435
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:13,377
How many of them
got a loud black woman in them?
436
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,683
Just keep looking, please.
437
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,045
(phone ringing)
438
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,394
Tee Tee, check that.
That'd better be my mom.
439
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,249
No, man, it's
the team owner.
440
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,958
(phone ringing)
Is that her?
441
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,290
Nah, that's the dude
with 60 Minutes.
442
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,134
(phone ringing)
(groans)
443
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,289
There's Mom.
444
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,397
Thank God. Give me that.
445
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,398
No, man, it's my mom.
446
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,529
Hey, Mom.
447
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:33,373
I know, we're looking
for her, too.
448
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,270
I know, right,
totally irresponsible.
449
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,643
My God, I'm gonna
lose everything.
450
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,341
My career, my fans, the women.
451
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,144
Oh, my God, the women.
452
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,307
Why won't they let
this go, man?
453
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,306
(phone ringing)
Ma, I got to go.
454
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,347
Yo, it's Kim.
455
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,424
Yo, Kim.
456
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,452
Malik.
457
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,356
This is not a good look.
458
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,759
You got to squash this.
459
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,690
What's up with your moms?
What's her plan?
460
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,126
Kim, I don't know her plan.
461
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,731
I don't even know
where the hell she is.
462
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:03,532
Damn, Malik!
463
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,133
You got to get
somebody on this.
464
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,236
What's up...
where's your publicist?
465
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,698
Where's your lawyer?
466
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,466
Where's Al Sharpton?
467
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,044
With Chris Clements.
468
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,613
Aw, hell, I'm not gonna lie.
469
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,111
This is bad.
470
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,483
'Cause Al's usually
on the winning side.
471
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,351
You're supposed to have people
472
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,480
to take care of this type
of stuff, Malik.
473
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,575
I don't know them people.
474
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,316
My mom handles that.
475
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:28,462
Wait...
I know one of them is white.
476
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:32,628
Listen, baby, I've been through
this same kind of drama,
477
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,589
and if you don't take
control of this,
478
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,327
it's going to bury you.
479
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,563
It's going to bury me.
480
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,497
The music channels
are already threatening
481
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,702
not to run the video.
482
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,143
I'm sorry, Kim.
483
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,169
I did not mean to bring
you into this.
484
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,674
You know I got you.
485
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,206
(chuckles)
Thanks.
486
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,441
That's why I love you, girl.
487
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,406
You always got my back.
488
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:59,252
You think we could digitize
his face to look like Diddy?
489
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,661
Hey, baby.
490
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,733
How was your da...!
491
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:14,572
Um, do we, uh, have plans
tonight or something?
492
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,501
No, we don't.
493
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,737
I do.
494
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,141
Really?
495
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:25,284
And where would you be going
dressed like a Pussycat Doll?
496
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,484
Now, all of a sudden you care?
497
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:30,746
Kelly...
498
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,593
Let me go.
499
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,389
Baby, where are you going?
500
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,861
To find someone
who appreciates me--
501
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,159
this--
just the way it is.
502
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,533
Really? Dressed like that,
you might want to try
503
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,561
the nearest strip club.
504
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,195
You take two rights,
505
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,801
about a quarter mile down,
big flashy sign.
506
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,402
You know what, Jason?
507
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,235
I realized something.
508
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:54,240
The problem we're having
isn't with me or my body.
509
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:57,444
The only ass around here
that needs to be fixed is you.
510
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,277
All right, hold up,
baby, hold up!
511
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,512
Give me a chance
to explain.
512
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,177
I have given you
enough chances.
513
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,115
You have made it
very clear
514
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,391
that you don't want me.
515
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,118
Look, I know things
are messed up now, babe...
516
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,755
Jason, I got to go.
517
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:12,834
Don't wait up.
518
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,429
Kelly, do not...
519
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,528
(sighs)
520
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,368
I thought you
were leaving.
521
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,413
I am. I think I forgot
my condoms.
522
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,438
Oh, no.
523
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,843
I'm good.
524
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,584
Baby...
525
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,539
Kelly!
526
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:36,153
I'm on steroids.
527
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:39,253
What?
528
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,446
I'm...
529
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,758
I'm on steroids.
530
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,202
(sighs)
531
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:51,558
(phones ringing)
532
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:55,538
Ah, Danielle Steel,
you've done it again.
533
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:59,808
Guess who just gave
Tasha Mack Management the nod?
534
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,609
Only Damon Ainsley.
535
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:06,512
And guess who just had
the most beautiful ride home?
536
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,516
Only Tasha Mack.
537
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:12,789
Yep, no music, no interruptions.
538
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:16,319
Just me, riding the vibe.
539
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,656
Yep, Tee Tee, got
a whole new outlook on life.
540
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,592
I'm calm, peaceful...
541
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,628
Ma, I've been trying
to reach you all weekend!
542
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,863
Boy, don't yell at me!
543
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,527
You're trying to mess
with my chi
544
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:27,596
and break up my oneness.
545
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,644
Forget your chi
and your oneness.
546
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,639
I just got a call from
the Sabers' front office.
547
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,242
(phones continue ringing)
548
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,444
I'm suspended.
549
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,975
W-What, now?
550
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,649
Things kept happening.
551
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,508
I kept calling you and
trying to reach you,
552
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,617
and now my career and my
life is all messed up!
553
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:43,679
Thank you, Ma.
554
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,346
Wait, Malik...
Thank you.
555
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,685
Malik, wait a minute!
556
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,417
Tee Tee, what the hell
is going on?
557
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,633
You might as well see it
for yourself, Ms. Mack.
558
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,689
MALIK (over television):
Don't you roll away from me
559
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:55,527
when I'm talking to you.
(door slams)
560
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,002
It's been playing
on every TV channel.
561
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,370
TEE TEE:
Damn! Damn.
562
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,629
I know, right.
That's what I said.
563
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,668
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't you
roll away from me when I'm...
564
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,743
(phones ringing)
The phone has been ringing off the hook.
565
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:06,772
Get off my foot, man!
566
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,306
TEE TEE:
Damn!
567
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,352
(reporter speaking Spanish)
568
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,716
Get off my foot, man!
569
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,248
Damn!
570
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,654
Oh, my God.
571
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,823
What the hell
you smiling at?
572
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:23,815
(phones ringing)
573
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,756
They called me Terrance.
574
00:20:26,806 --> 00:20:31,356
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