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Curbside service, I like that.
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I already checked you
into your room, boss.
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-Cool.
-(horn honks)
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Dang, Tasha,
people got things to do.
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Like what, Tommy?
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Figuring out what went
wrong at the Super Bowl?
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Oh, girl, too soon, too soon.
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Too soon? Come on,
it's been four months.
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Get some therapy, baby.
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But I promise
we'll be back next year.
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You know I'm playing.
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'Cause you know I love me
some Bears, a'ight?
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You've got three meetings
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with potential clients
before the party.
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That's what I'm
talking about.
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Let's go get
that money.
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Is that a real question?
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Of course she can
return to basketball.
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The woman's having a baby,
not an amputation.
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You know, they never ask a man
if he can return to sports.
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You know what they do?
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They just bail him out,
pay off the baby mama
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and give the brother
a new endorsement deal.
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That's why I
like you, Vivica.
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I can always count on you
to speak your mind.
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-You got that right, girl.
-I'm Renee Royce.
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You're watching
Women Love Sports, Too
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live from the ESPY
Weekend in L.A.
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Hi, I'm Jason.
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I am Jason...
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-Pitts.
-Huh?
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You're Jason Pitts, man.
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Right, right,
I'm Jason Pitts.
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I'm here at the, ah...
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-I'm at... I'm at...
-The ESPY Awards.
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See, right there on the banner,
it says "ESPY Awards"?
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Hold up, give me the mic.
Just give me the mic.
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Hi, I'm Kenny Smith.
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I'm here at one of
L.A.'s hottest parties.
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I'm here with Jason Pitts.
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He'll be hosting
this week's events.
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Now I might enjoy myself--
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free food, beautiful people,
what more could I ask for?
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Why am I here?
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I'm here for Bill Russell,
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to present him with the
Legend of the Year Award.
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A personal hero of mine.
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Thank you.
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I don't know what happened, man.
I just...
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-I just...
-Choked.
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The word you're
looking for is "choked."
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Okay, he's launching
his own clothing line.
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He's looking for
athletes to promote it.
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Now I've been rolling
with Chamillionaire
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and his homies for weeks now
to make this happen for you.
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-Oh, that's what's up.
-Yeah.
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Even lost 15 pounds
wearing that damn vest.
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Yo...!
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Chamillionaire, what up?
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-What's poppin' Irv?
-Whoa!
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Okay... don't scare me.
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Listen, Chamillionaire,
Derwin Davis, homeboy,
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-the one I've been hollering to
you about. -Irv.
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-Yeah, dawg?
-Stop that, man.
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-Absolutely.
-Stop that.
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Who's talking?
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What's up, man?
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Chamillionaire,
what's going on, boss?
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Yo, I'm feelin'
your last album, man.
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I appreciate that, man.
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I see you been doing
your thing, also.
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You definitely got
the image I need
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to promote my
new clothing line.
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All right, cool, cool.
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We've got spirit.
We're okay.
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We're going to rock 'em anyway.
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Oh, God.
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Excuse me, Lisa.
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Hi, I'm Kelly Pitts.
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I don't know if you
remember me, but...
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Yeah, I remember you.
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You're Jason Pitts' wife.
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No. Well, yes.
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But at this event,
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I'm representing
Tasha Mack Management.
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Are you currently
seeking representation?
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Mmm, no, but if you
could find out
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where Tasha gets her weaves
done, let me know.
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I'm here live with...
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three-time Super Bowl...
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three-time Super Bowl
champ Willie McGinest,
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who will be honored tonight
at tonight's EPSY Awards.
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-Huh?
-Huh?
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No, not you.
Not you, dude.
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-What?
-What?
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Willie, I'm not talking
to you, please.
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No, I did...
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Why'd I say "EPSY"?
That doesn't...
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Jason, you're supposed
to be talking to me,
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not the guy in your ear.
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Then why's he
talking to me?
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You're hopeless, man.
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So do you have
any female clients?
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Nope, they don't
make enough money.
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I'm just playing.
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No, you're not, Tasha.
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-That's an issue in women's
sports. -Yeah.
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Hey, hey, the issue
is the uniforms.
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Uniforms?
Excuse me?
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Malik, please,
baby, we... we're live.
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Ma, please, look.
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I'm just telling it
like it is.
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If they want women's sports
to be more successful,
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you need to get hotter uniforms.
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Better yet,
no uniforms at all.
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That's the most ignorant,
sexist thing I've ever heard.
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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Malik Wright, ladies.
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Not to be confused
with Mr. Right.
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I'm Renee Royce.
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You're watching
Women Love Sports, Too.
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Can't you ever just
say "no comment"?
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He didn't need
to say anything
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'cause I wasn't
interviewing him.
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I was just trying to help your
little show get some ratings.
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Well, since you're so in
the mood for saving sisters,
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get a vasectomy.
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Nice seeing you
again, Tasha.
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Malik.
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You...
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I... I like that girl.
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She's strong, she's pithy.
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And she's cute.
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-Please.
-Mm-hmm.
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All she got is
a big old mouth
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to match that
big old ass of hers.
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Damn, baby, I have missed
your smile.
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Girl, come on over here
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and let me tussle
with all that.
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(growls)
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(giggling)
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(door opens)
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Mel!
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(door closes)
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(sighs)
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Melanie, baby...
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I am this close to getting
my first endorsement.
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-What?
-Oh, yeah.
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Irv hooked me up
with Chamillionaire,
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who's starting
his new clothing line.
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Baby, this could be huge for me.
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Well, that's great, honey.
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Uh...
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Th-Th-That's great, Mel?
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That's all you got for me?
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Derwin...
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I just don't want you
to get too excited.
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We are talking about Irv.
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You know, Melanie,
why do you do that?
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Do what?
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Stick a pin in
my balloon like that.
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Baby, I'm just being
realistic.
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Well, you know, Mel,
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after I drive all
the way home from L.A.
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to share my news of
a lifetime with you,
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Boo, I don't want to
hear realistic, okay?
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I want to hear support.
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I want to hear that
you're excited for me.
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All right.
All Irv does is talk.
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He said he could renegotiate
your contract.
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Have you heard
anything about that?
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Oh, and he was going to
get you a meeting with Nike.
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Derwin, he can't even
get you a free pair of socks.
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Oh, see, you laughing.
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See, Mel, all I'm asking for
is that you gas me up sometime.
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All right?
Let a brother dream. Damn!
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Oh, baby. I'm sorry.
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Now come on,
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let's go dream in bed.
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Hi, I'm Jason...
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Oh... God, I suck!
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-Jason Pitts, man.
-Right.
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He's a two-time NBA champ,
for Pete's sake.
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What am I doing?
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Come on, Jason.
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I have a breakfast meeting
with Tasha in four hours.
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And I need my sleep
if I'm going to digest
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all those waffles
and chicken.
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It's chicken and
waffles, babe.
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You should know
that by now.
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And this is more important
than Tasha, okay?
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We're talking about
my retirement plan here.
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I should be great at
this commentating thing.
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I'm smart, I'm articulate,
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people don't even recognize
I'm black on the phone.
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Babe, all these guys on TV,
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they've got their personalities,
their schtick.
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Yeah, well, what's
my schtick, Kel?
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Glowing stupidity?
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Well, nobody's using that.
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Go with that.
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Good night.
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Look, they fit.
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Shoot, if we were a couple,
we could save money on sneakers.
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Come on, stop that now.
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Girl, I don't want
to see your pretty feet
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in no man's footwear.
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Let Daddy send you
some stilettos.
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Mm-mm, those hurt my arches.
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Well, let Daddy send you
some sensible stilettos.
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Ooh, new shoes, a suite
at the Angeleno, foreplay.
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You treat me so right,
Malik Wright.
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Baby, that's only 'cause
you treat a brother so well.
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Girl, it can't be
another six months
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before Daddy
see you again.
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Yeah, right, you're just
tired of dealing with
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those evil skinny girls
who are too weak to move
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'cause they're dreaming
about a sandwich.
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Baby, come on, stop that now.
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I told you, girl.
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Everything in this suite
is paid for.
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I know them peanut M&Ms and them
hot chips are calling you.
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I don't eat that stuff anymore.
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Can't you tell?
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I lost 54 pounds, Malik.
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You did?
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Yeah, I did.
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Baby, you know
you look good, girl.
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More importantly, I feel good.
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My cholesterol level
is down 20 points.
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My diabetes is type one now.
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You got diabetes?
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Give me all your sugar.
(giggles)
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(knocking on door)
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Oh, I thought my half a
grapefruit would never get here.
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Renee, my shoes.
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And?
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And... they're
prototypes, baby.
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If somebody sees you
in them now
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and me in them later,
it'll blow our cover.
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Oh, right.
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Derwin?
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Hey, what's up, Dionne?
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Hey, you know, I think
that you, me and Irv
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need to sit down, just get
a few things straight.
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Okay, what things?
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Uh, well, like you telling Irv
that I need to be included
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in every aspect of
this endorsement deal,
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since without me, it would
have never happened.
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Hey, Dionne, I don't know if I
want to get between you and Irv.
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You don't know if you want
to get between me and Irv?
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Yeah.
254
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,962
Uh, look, Derwin,
255
00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,132
obviously I'm not making
myself clear,
256
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,360
'cause this isn't really...
257
00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,964
Oh! Dionne, Dionne, you're gonna
have to handle it without me.
258
00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,927
-I got to go. Good to see you.
-No...
259
00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,026
No, Derwin, I...
260
00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:03,967
Derwin!
261
00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,744
Thank God
I got your text.
262
00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:07,614
Congratulations on your
first endorsement deal.
263
00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,281
Thanks, I can't
celebrate just yet.
264
00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:11,239
You know, I've got to
be a little realistic.
265
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,678
The deal hasn't
closed yet.
266
00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:14,213
Okay, I tell you what.
267
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,847
You be a little realistic
and I'll be claiming it
268
00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,794
and celebrating it,
'cause it's gonna happen.
269
00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,349
-Watch, baby.
-Wow.
270
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,257
-Drew, thanks for that.
-Got you.
271
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,389
What's up, Rook?
272
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,393
Drew.
273
00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:25,394
Hey, what's up, Malik?
274
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,385
How you been, girl?
275
00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,126
Hey, Malik.
276
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,231
You sure been on the
West Coast a lot lately.
277
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:33,133
-I'm performing at the awards
show. -Right.
278
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:33,926
-Yeah.
-Right.
279
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,867
You mind if I have
a moment alone
280
00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,243
to speak to
Nipsey Russel here?
281
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,240
Not at all.
282
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,241
I, um, have a
fitting anyways.
283
00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,683
Talk to you later,
all right?
284
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:42,639
-Cool.
-A'ight.
285
00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,146
You're messing
up, boy.
286
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,250
What?
287
00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,421
Your relationship
with girl Melanie,
288
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:50,679
you're jacking it up.
289
00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,818
Malik, I keep telling you
290
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,393
that me and Drew
are just friends.
291
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,821
Boy, you like a
Tyler Perry film.
292
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:59,757
You got the same damn
story every time!
293
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,833
Well, you can't seem
to let go of the fact
294
00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:04,432
that Drew wants to give it to
me, not the $40 Million Kid.
295
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:07,844
Ah... so you admit she
wants to give it to you.
296
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,838
Damn, Malik, I...
297
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,740
Look, bro, I keep
telling you, all right--
298
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:12,912
we're just friends.
299
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,740
I got, I got nothing to hide.
300
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,305
So please, Malik, bro,
just let it go, all right?
301
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,754
Damn, dawg.
302
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:19,549
Denial just ain't
303
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:21,679
a river in France
no more, huh?
304
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,246
No, it's not.
305
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,415
No, it's not.
306
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,856
I was very impressed
with you this morning
307
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:31,861
at the breakfast meeting.
308
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:32,662
Thanks.
309
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,862
The way you eat
your chicken wings
310
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,765
with a knife
and fork-- very classy.
311
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,098
Now, remember to do that.
312
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,132
With every client,
it's a potential dollar...
313
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:41,938
And each dollar...
314
00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,869
Hey, there's Derwin.
315
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,808
TASHA:
What he think he doing?
316
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,840
I don't know.
317
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:48,875
We're kinda in
that gray area
318
00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,209
between breakfast
and lunch.
319
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,213
Ah! brunch.
320
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,184
They're having brunch.
321
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:56,224
He put his hand on the
nape of her ass.
322
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,289
That's a universal sign
for "we having sex."
323
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,448
That's ridiculous, Tasha.
324
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:03,217
Okay, a 22-year-old
football player
325
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:06,256
cheating on his fiancee,
real ridiculous.
326
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:09,433
Not sweet-faced,
Bible-toting Derwin.
327
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,502
He just doesn't
have it in him.
328
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:12,501
Look!
329
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,832
Look, look, look.
330
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,537
She got her hand
on his arm.
331
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,168
And look at all
them damn teeth.
332
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,844
He ain't even that funny.
333
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,513
I think Derwin's
really funny.
334
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,811
Maybe not... Dave
Chappelle funny.
335
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,505
He's more like a mime.
336
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:27,546
I'm not buying it.
337
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,250
And you know, Melanie
338
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,522
is not helping
the situation.
339
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,150
Got him out here
all by himself.
340
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,516
Oh!
341
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:37,494
Bitch got her
finger in his eye.
342
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,526
We got to tell Melanie.
343
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,531
Tasha, you're
overreacting.
344
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:47,843
What? She's supposed to just
let the eyelash blind him?
345
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,542
Okay, you got an answer
for everything.
346
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,940
Let me ask you one thing.
347
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,512
What if that was Jason?
348
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,950
You pay the bill,
I'll get the car.
349
00:12:58,979 --> 00:12:59,909
Okay.
350
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:08,122
(contented sigh)
351
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,485
You okay, baby?
352
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,492
You're awfully quiet.
353
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,964
I mean, I can understand
you being speechless,
354
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,364
after the way Daddy
just put it on you.
355
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,896
(chuckles)
356
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,531
I just want to make
sure nothing's wrong.
357
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:25,912
Malik, I know
hiding out in
358
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,309
these hotel rooms
was my idea.
359
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,941
Yup.
360
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,877
It was all your idea.
361
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,582
But the only reason
I wanted to hide
362
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,223
was because I don't
want people saying
363
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,948
I owe my success to
sleeping with athletes.
364
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,485
Right, baby.
365
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,589
People will talk about you.
366
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,421
I also know that
part of us hiding
367
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:46,326
was because I used
to be a big girl,
368
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,899
but now that I'm not...
369
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:53,599
We don't have
to hide anymore.
370
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:54,873
So...
371
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:57,542
I was hoping
that we could
372
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,370
have our first official
date tonight.
373
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,536
Mr. Chows at 8:00,
374
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,543
then hit up
the party at Clear,
375
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,905
then the party at Hyde,
and come back and crash here,
376
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,546
then lay out by the pool
and have breakfast tomorrow.
377
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:12,291
Uh...
378
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,289
Cool, baby. Yeah.
379
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,461
Really?
380
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,658
Yeah, girl.
381
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,290
Tonight at 8:00.
382
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,357
Great.
383
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,199
Mel, I said I
got the deal!
384
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,195
MELANIE:
Oh, my God! That's fantastic!
385
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,437
Is that better?
386
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,941
Did you like that reaction?
387
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,913
Girl, what you talking about?
388
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,412
(giggling)
389
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,383
I'm gassing you up--
vroom, vroom.
390
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,251
Yeah, whatever,
Mel, just get in the car.
391
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,980
I'ma get us
a room here at the hotel,
392
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,475
and we're going
to hit up Mr. Chow's,
393
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,416
get some of that
chicken satay and then
394
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:46,992
get at one of these
ESPY parties. Come on.
395
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,690
Whoa, whoa.
396
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,521
Pump your brakes, baby. I can't.
397
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,927
I have a test tomorrow,
and it's gonna at least take me
398
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:54,931
two hours to get there.
399
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:57,002
Besides, my hair's a mess,
400
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,270
and I don't even
have the right dress.
401
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,569
Um, wait.
402
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,540
(leafing through papers):
Let's celebrate...
403
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,611
this Tuesday.
404
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,009
No, wait, that's lab.
405
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,941
Wednesday's better, baby.
406
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:13,077
Okay, yeah.
Uh, Wednesday's cool.
407
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:16,723
Um... Mel, let me let you
get back to studying.
408
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,719
Congratulations, Derwin.
409
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,520
This is really...
410
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,724
So your girl's not coming?
411
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,486
Oh, no, she has to study.
412
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,725
Hmm. Well,
fortunately for you
413
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,499
there's a lot
of girls here
414
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,498
who don't even
know how to read.
415
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,470
Right, pumpkin?
416
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,429
Unfortunately for
you, they can see.
417
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,498
No... (giggles)
418
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,637
I mean, that's just some
poolside banter, that's all...
419
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:41,743
Oh, that's fine.
420
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,384
She'll still sleep
with me. It's fine.
421
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,451
(knocking at door)
422
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:52,518
Hey, guys. This
is a surprise.
423
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,352
I thought you guys
424
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,986
were staying in L.A.
for the awards.
425
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,492
Yeah.
426
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:58,434
Hey, how's Derwin?
427
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,472
We had some Tasha Mack
Management business
428
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,368
here in San Diego and
thought we'd come by
429
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,440
and see what
you were up to.
430
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,598
Yeah, we had some Tasha Mack
Management business here
431
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,508
in San Diego, so we
thought we'd stop by
432
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,040
to see what you
were up to.
433
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,777
All right, what's
going on, ladies?
434
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:22,721
What? We can't just
check up on our girl?
435
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:25,419
Yeah! How's Derwin?
436
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:26,292
He's great.
437
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,089
Oh, he just got a big
endorsement deal.
438
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,662
That's great.
439
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,430
So where you guys
celebrating tonight?
440
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:33,659
Oh, we're not.
441
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,463
He wanted me to come to L.A.,
but I have a test tomorrow.
442
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,456
So we're gonna
celebrate this Wednesday.
443
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,397
I just wasn't prepared.
444
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:43,772
You know, my hair,
my nails, and, God, my toes.
445
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:47,473
Girl, if you were a
lightbulb, you'd be two watt.
446
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,476
I told you when
I first met you
447
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,681
that there are
women out here
448
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,782
hoing for Hummers,
homes and hedge funds.
449
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:55,784
Did I not?
450
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:56,715
She did.
451
00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:00,089
Derwin is not
interested in those women.
452
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,720
And he hates Hummers.
453
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,694
And if you want
to keep it that way,
454
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:04,693
maybe you shouldn't
be too busy
455
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:07,463
to celebrate the biggest
moment in his career.
456
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,463
Derwin knows I have to study.
457
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,696
Look at it from
his point of view.
458
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,601
Studying trumps tonight,
459
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,703
his proposal on national
television...
460
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:18,744
And on top of that, you don't
mind him being "friends"
461
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,171
with a girl who shakes
her ass in a music video
462
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,478
wearing nothing
but La Perla drawers,
463
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,710
a fierce white mink coat, and
baby, did you see the ice?
464
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:29,454
Oh, okay. You guys
saw Drew's video.
465
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:32,492
Look, I know it looks
like something's going on,
466
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,719
but it's not. They're friends.
467
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:35,664
They're just working together.
468
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,191
Sweetie, black women
are always complaining
469
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,458
about finding
a good black man.
470
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,096
Well, you have one.
471
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:48,142
Lock him down, before
one of mine gets to him.
472
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,444
Melanie...
473
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:54,343
Look...
474
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,714
Now, I know you didn't
want to get married
475
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,113
right now because you were
worried about losing yourself,
476
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:01,146
but what you need
to be worried about
477
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,121
is losing Derwin.
478
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:05,419
If you love that boy,
you better show him.
479
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:16,602
DERWIN:
Hello?
480
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:17,659
Hey.
481
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:18,697
Hey.
482
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,771
Hey.
483
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,800
You coming home soon?
484
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,705
I hadn't planned on it.
485
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,178
Well, could you?
486
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:31,278
Why?
487
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:35,521
Well, I want us to talk--
488
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,848
face-to-face.
489
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:39,193
Talk about what?
490
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,519
(sighs)
491
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,294
About us getting married,
492
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,463
and I was hoping
493
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:49,563
you would come home soon and...
494
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:54,266
ask me to marry you... again.
495
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,601
So I could do it
right this time.
496
00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,808
Derwin?
497
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,269
Uh... Y-Yeah, yeah, Mel.
498
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,278
W-Where, where's all
this coming from?
499
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,710
Look, Derwin,
500
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,745
good things
are happening for you,
501
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:11,850
and I want to be on that ride
with you, because I love you.
502
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,624
You do know I love
you, don't you?
503
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,564
Well, if you love me,
then why aren't you
504
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:17,959
riding up to L.A.
to propose to me?
505
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,890
Because it's not
usually done that way.
506
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,857
Oh. Oh, okay.
507
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,955
So, so, so how is
it done, Melanie? Huh?
508
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,697
'Cause I did it on one knee in
front of the whole stadium,
509
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,244
and obviously that
wasn't the right way.
510
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,439
I don't know, I...
511
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,570
I guess it just took a moment
for me to realize that...
512
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:34,566
To realize what?
513
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:35,877
Huh?
514
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,308
That big endorsement
means big money?
515
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,144
Derwin,
516
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,277
is that what you
really think of me?
517
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,883
Melanie, I don't know
what to think anymore.
518
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:46,554
Hello, I'm the girl who
just retired her bus pass.
519
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,356
You know what, Melanie, this...
520
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,259
is a conversation that
we need to have in person.
521
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,592
So why don't we
just talk about it
522
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:55,957
when I get back tomorrow?
523
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,597
Yeah.
524
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,232
Okay.
525
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,676
(sighs)
Wow.
526
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,845
Hey, you okay?
527
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,685
Yeah, I'm good.
528
00:20:21,735 --> 00:20:26,285
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