All language subtitles for The Game s01e19 The Big Chill.eng

Yeah, Kenny's going to, uh,
meet me for some coffee,

and then we're going
to go shopping.

Ooh, Jamaican
Mocha Sanani?

Sulawesi
Adamo Sumatra?

Oh, this sound like
a weed store, okay?

(cackling)

Ooh, uh-uh.

Girl, obviously,
I got on my invisible suit.

Mm-hmm, you know the one--
the one that only come in black.

Girl, let me get off this phone
and be seen.

-Excuse you.
-What?

You-you
know what.

You just jumped
in front of me.

Lady, I'm ready to order.

You were just looking
at the menu.

Uh, just because I'm looking at
the damn menu don't mean

you can just wobble
your ass in front of me.

What's going on?

Lady, let it go.

You were talking on the phone.

Moroccan mint latte.

Oh, hell, no, I ain't
going to let it go.

And why are you
taking his order?

I was here first.

Please, ma'am,
I'm just trying

to save up enough
to get a bus pass.

(scoffs)

Can you believe these people
treating me this way?

Tasha, calm down.
Does it really matter

if you get your coffee
30 seconds later?

Yes, it does.

I'm spending money in here
just like he is,

and I deserve some respect.

And if you give him that
latte before I get mine,

I'm gonna set it
off up in here.

I'm going to call the manager.

Allow me.
Manager!

How they just
gonna ban us?

How you gonna
let them ban us?

Why you didn't do
anything?

I did, I told you to
calm your ass down.

Why me? Why I always
got to calm down?

So everything doesn't
end in bloodshed.

Tasha, I'm 42 years old.

I work 18 hours a day,

most of which is spent
fighting football players.

I'm not trying to have
that in my relationship.

Well, a fight is what
started this relationship.

You keep it up, a fight's
how it's going to end.

Now, what, now?

Tasha, I'm serious.

Last week you went off
at the gas station.

The week before that you
went off at the church.

I've been a
Baptist 30 years.

Now I'm forced
to be Episcopalian.

Okay, so you're just going
to take the pastor's side?

Tasha, look, when we meet
my friends tomorrow night,

let's just skip
the drama, okay?

I want them to meet the Tasha
that I fell in love with.

The sexy, beautiful,
smart Tasha.

How many other Tashas
you know?

Well, there's the "I don't
take no mess" Tasha,

the "Oh, hell, no" Tasha,

and oh, yeah,
everybody's favorite--

"Now, what, now?" Tasha.

Okay, well, don't forget

the "I rocked your world
last night" Tasha.

Mm-hmm, I appreciated that,

but, um, outside
of the bedroom,

I need peace, I
need softness.

I'm soft.

I'm peaceful.

Yeah, all right.

And I'm sorry, Kenny.

I didn't know
it was an issue.

Seriously, guys,
my manager said ten feet.

Hey, hey, hey...

You know what?

We're not going to a movie.

Costs a fortune nowadays.

I'm working now, I'll pay.

I'll be in the car.

Kelly, I need
your advice.

Tasha.

Pitts.

Babe, give us a minute.

My boss needs my advice.

All right, hey, don't
invite her to the movie.

What's going on?

Girl, I'm worried
about me and Kenny.

I think he may be
ready to leave me.

Oh, because of your attitude?

If you knew I had an attitude,
why you didn't tell me?

Um, because of your attitude.

Look, help me
fix it, okay?

That's why I
came over here.

Kenny's got this big dinner
party tomorrow night,

and I've got to be
on my best behavior.

And you white
women know

how to make your man feel
more important than he is,

so... teach me.

Please, I can't turn
water into wine.

Trust me, if I could,
you would know about it.

(laughs)

Look, Kelly, this isn't
funny, all right?

If I don't fix this,
I may die alone.

42.4% of black
women over 30

are never going
to get married.

Aw, that's awful.

Someone should
organize a telethon.

Girl...

Okay, okay, I'm sorry.

Well, maybe the first step
is to evaluate your anger.

I've noticed that black women
have a lot of anger.

Black women have a
right to be angry, okay?

We always got to shoulder
the burden of everybody.

You know how hard it
was getting everybody

through the
Underground Railroad?

We don't know how to
be all meek and mealy

like white women.

How do you do it?

Sweetie, it's all about
picking your battles.

Every little thing doesn't
have to be a power struggle.

Like tomorrow night,

it's his night,
his friends,

so just go with the flow
and be his woman.

Is that what you do?

Jason doesn't really have
any friends,

but if he did, I would.

Oh, yeah, and drink
lots of wine.

(cell phone ringing)

Excuse me.

DERWIN:
Yo, Mel.

Derwin, hey.

Girl, where you at?

It's 8:17.

Oh, my God, I totally
lost track of the time.

Why didn't you call me?

Think about that.

You just did, right.

Uh, all right,
baby, I am so sorry.

I'm wrapping it
up right now.

Okay, love you, bye.

Uh, I got to go.

We're not done.

Yeah, but I am.

So your boyfriend calls
and you just drop everything?

What are you going to do
when you're in surgery?

Uh, slice a main artery,

call the time of death,
and head on home.

Can't save them all.

Bye.

(door opens)

Baby, I am so sorry.

Oh, I didn't know
you were making dinner.

That's because one doesn't
typically divulge

that information when they're
planning a surprise.

Aw, come on, Derwin.

We could still
have dinner together.

I already ate.

Oh, good, me, too.

Oh, so you have time to eat,
but you don't have time

to pick up the
phone and call?

Derwin, I messed up
and I'm sorry.

It seems strange that someone
who talks to their girls,

like, 15 times a day
can't call her fiancé once

and tell him she's going
to be late.

Seems strange.

I said I'm sorry.

And I said it seems strange.

So I'm just wondering,
Boo, what's up?

What do you mean, "What's up?"

What's... up?

Are you implying
that I was doing

something other than studying?

Well, we've already established

that you've been eating
and not calling.

(laughing):
What?

Derwin, are you jealous
of my study buddy?

Girl, please.

But ever since you've been
hanging with Dr. Doolittle...

His name is Chris.

Chris... well,
whatever.

Wow.

When did all this start?

Have you been watching
too much Oprah?

All I'm saying, Mel, is ever
since you've been studying

at the coffee houses,
you can't call nobody,

you're going
to the movies.

Oh, come on, we don't
go to the movies.

Just checking.

Aw, I like it when
you pee on trees.

Mel, girl, you best be
taking my anger seriously.

This all could have been
avoided with one phone call.

Okay, fine.

I, Melanie Barnett, promise

to be considerate.

And if I'm not back
by 9:00 p.m. sharp,

I will call.

Unless we're still
in the movie.

Too soon, Mel.

Give me a hug...

-Hey, baby.
-Hey.

Come on in.
Everybody's here.

Oh, I thought you said
the party started at 7:00.

I did.
It's 7:15.

Oh, well, you
know how we do.

(both laughing)

Oh, no wonder
everybody on time.

(laughter)

Hey, everybody.

This is Tasha.

-ALL: Hi, Tasha.
-Hi.

Hi, I'm Amanda, it's so nice
to finally meet you.

Oh, thanks, I've been looking
forward to meeting you, too.

Kenny's told me all about
you and your husband Mike.

Oh, well, good thing I brought
Mike instead of Tim.

Oh!

(all laughing)

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought
you were married to Mike.

I am, every other weekend.

Kenny, you didn't tell her
about our open marriage?

Guys, guys, go easy.

She just walked
in the door.

Hi, Tasha, I'm Penny.

Welcome to the circle.

And this little angel is Bling.

Oh, you let your dog
kiss you on the mouth.

That's sweet.

Bling is not a dog,

he's a substitute child for us.

Rick hates kids.

I don't hate kids, I hate you.

Mmm... and I hate you.

But that's why we're in therapy.

Good times.

The best.

Guys, I like this one,
don't warn her away.

You know, when Penny and I were
married, we didn't need therapy.

Nuh-uh.

No, no, just restraining orders.

You and Penny were married?

Yeah, well,
we met

when she was still dating Kenny.

Now, what?

An interesting situation;
please, elaborate.

Penny and I dated first.

-Until I stole her
away from him. -Right.

Then he pawned her off on me.

Oh, they loved me so much,

they just had to keep
me in the circle.

(all laughing)

Excuse us one second.

Hey, baby,
what's going on?

Is this some sort
of swingers club?

No, no, they're cool people.
They're just messing with you.

Well, it's working.

-Tasha.
-Kenny.

Look, she said she was married
to the man every other weekend.

That's their joke,
all right?

Tim is a friend of theirs;
he wanted to have a baby.

Amanda was a surrogate,
so she's still co-parents.

Trust me, it'll all make
sense to you by dessert.

That's what I'm afraid of.

She used to have an ass
like a cherry, but now...

Oh, I've got to go,
I'm getting the look.

I thought you
might need this.

Can I have the bottle?

Baby, just relax.

I love watercress sandwiches,
and these are amazing.

Tasha, did you try this?

Dang, no,
they were all gone.

Oh, have the rest of mine.

Girl, that just came out
your mouth, that's nasty.

But I mean, it was really
sweet of you to offer.

-Oh.
-Thank you.

Oh! Oh, he wants
to give you a kiss.

Oh, just pucker up
your lips like this.

If Bling likes you,
you're in the circle.

Go ahead.
She brushes that thing's teeth

more than she brushes her own.

Uh... Tasha,
you don't have to kiss Bling.

No, no, I do.

PENNY & AMANDA:
Oh!

Look!

You did so good.

Yeah.

Yeah, you did so good.

She's so sweet.
Oh, there we...

BOTH: * Tasha in the circle,
Tasha in the circle. *

(both laughing)

(exhales)

42.4%.

Damn.

(phone ringing)

Hello.

DERWIN:
J, my man.

Hey, it's, uh... Derwin.

I was wondering, you know,
you want to hook up tonight?

Grab some coffee,
talk about the season?

Why?

Because I miss you, man.

Well, I don't miss you.

And I'm not spending
my hard-earned money

on strongly flavored water.

Yo, check it, I'm paying.

I'll meet you out front.

You having fun?

I'm good.

Hey, Tasha,
let Kenny get those dishes.

You're a manager.
Back me up here.

Mike thinks athletes'
salaries are too high.

Hey, hey.

Well, come on, it's not
like they're saving lives.

No, but they're risking theirs,
and when you look at how much

the owners are making
off of them,

they're almost underpaid.

RICK:
See, see?

Thank you, Tasha. Mike,
you're not so smart.

Hey, I'm just a college
professor with two PhDs.

What do I know?

Where are you going?

Oh, I'm going to clear these
and let you all conversate.

(laughing): Conversate?
That's cute.

What's cute about it?

Well, it's a colloquialism,
right?

No, it's a word.

I think the word is

"converse."

Converse, conversate--
what's the difference?

Well, one's a word
and one isn't.

I'll go get
the dictionary.

Michael, no.

Not the dictionary.

Oh, so this is the embarrass-
the-black-woman segment

of the evening, huh?

-Well, hey, I'm just...
-AMANDA: Wait, shut up.

No, it has nothing to do with
you being African-American.

He tries to make
everyone look ignorant.

Oh, so now I'm ignorant?

No, I meant...

What, uh... what did I miss?

You missed this fool trying
to call me out, but don't worry,

you ain't gonna miss it when
I bust him in his damn throat.

Hey, hey, hey.

Bling doesn't like violence.

Oh, please, that little bitch
lick her own ass.

Hey, Tasha, calm down.

No, I don't need
to calm down, Kenny.

You and I both know
this some white mess.

Excuse me?

Look, Mike,
you may have two PhDs,

but you ain't
got no manners.

And all y'all ain't nothing
but a bunch of swingers,

with your meatless sandwiches
and your useless therapy.

Hell, I can save
all y'all some money.

You don't need counseling.

You need to hold hands and jump.

Well, I'm aroused.

Mmm.

Let me tell you
something.

This is delicious.

If I didn't know
how frivolous this was,

I'd be tempted
to have it every day.

I would.

Rookie?

Huh?

Hey, isn't that
your gir... oh, wow.

What?

I can't believe
I fell for the okeydoke.

You...

-What are you talking about?
-You're stalking your woman.

No, I'm not.
But if a person tells you

they're out studying
with their study group,

they should be studying
with a group.

Meaning three or four.

Man, look at
this clown.

I knew something
was going on!

Yo, J,
you go warm up the car, man.

I'm gonna go bust a bottle
over his head.

Okay, all right, you have,
you have lost it.

You have
completely lost it.

See, this is exactly
what I was talking about.

You're feeling guilty
about you and that girl Drew.

It was just one kiss!

Okay, maybe Melanie's
only kissing this guy.

J, that is not funny, man.

I told you, you play in the mud,
you're going to get dirty,

but you wanted to play.

You wanted to play.

Now you're paying the price.

So far, it's cost you trust
and one deliciously tasty latte.

And here's to you.

Maybe I am paying the price.

Man, that's good.

(phone ringing)

Hello.

Hey, baby.

Hey, I know it's 9:00,
but I'm running a little late.

Oh, that's okay, Boo,
don't worry about me.

You just handle business.

Enjoy that scone.

How did you know
I was having a scone?

You know I know you, girl.

Yeah, you do.

Oh, Rookie.

Hey, Tasha.

Look, if you think
bringing me a gift

and begging me for
my forgiveness is gonna work...

then you right.

(laughs)

Baby, I already have
one exactly like this.

You bought it
for me, remember?

Uh...

So this is my stuff.

I'm sorry, Tasha.

I-I don't think
I can do this anymore.

Why?

It's because
of last night?

You're saying
that was my fault?

No, it doesn't matter
whose fault it is.

I... I don't think
we're right for each other.

Why, because
I'm not white?

Oh, here we go.

That's right, and I wish you
would go there with me, Kenny,

and stop pretending
that the world isn't racist.

Tasha, this isn't
a black and white issue.

This is about me and you.

So now it's about me and you.

-Right, yes, it's about me
and you. -Okay,

well, then where were you
last night when I needed you?

-What? -It was just like
the coffee shop.

You were never
there to defend me.

You don't need
defending, Tasha.

You need
anger management.

So Mike gave you grief
about a word.

So what?
He does that to everybody.

Sometimes he's an ass,

but when I was going
through my divorce,

he was right there for me.

With his dictionary.

Look...

I got
a million Mike stories.

We could have shared
them later in bed,

but no, you got
that shoot-first mentality.

Do you remember
how you talked to him?

You remember how
you talked to him?

I got to go back now
and deal with that.

Kenny, if somebody
says something to me

that I don't like, I
got to let them know.

Exactly,
that's what you do.

You do that all the time.

I'm not going
to change who you are.

I can't change who you are.

I'm not asking you
to change me, Kenny.

I can't do it anyway.
That's why I'm here.

I'm not here to talk about it,
and I ain't here to fight.

I'm through fighting, okay?

I told you, I laid it out
to you as best I could.

I'm through fighting,
I'm done, I'm done.

So that's it?

That's it?

Yeah.

I really wish things
could have been different.

Mom, what's wrong?

Why's something
got to be wrong?

'Cause I smelled
the powerful scent of Pine-Sol

all the way upstairs now.

Either Grandmama's coming
to visit or you upset.

Am I too angry, Malik?

(laughing)

Oh, you're serious.

Am I that bad?

It's all good.

By you being you,
it made me tough.

You don't take no mess
from nobody.

You the man, Mama.

Yeah, and I guess men don't want
to sleep with other men, huh?

Well, Uncle Terry does.

Antwone is his friend, hear?

What's this all about, Ma?

Something happen
between you and Coach T?

He dumped me.

No, uh-uh, no.

Don't you cry
over that fool.

Listen, if he don't appreciate
you for who you are,

he can kick rocks.

He ain't the one for you.

I'm not sure that
there is one.

I've been by myself
for so long,

maybe I don't know how
to be with anybody.

Ma, this is the first guy

you've been out with
in a long time.

Give yourself a chance,
all right?

The right guy
is out there for you.

I'm sure there's a man
out there

that'll put up with you.

TASHA:
Shut up, boy.

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