All language subtitles for The Game s01e03 Gifted.eng

Excuse me, may I
borrow your pestle?

-My what?
-This.

Oh, the smasher.

I'm Melanie.

Lisa.

You seem to get
this medical stuff.

Any remedy for
goggle hair?

It's all about the ponytail.

Ah, you're a thinker.

I like that.

Hey, a few of us are getting
together tonight for drinks.

You want to go out?

Desperately, but I can't.

I'm putting a surprise gift
together for my boyfriend.

That's sweet.

What is it:
birthday, anniversary...

slept with his brother?

(laughs):
New job.

He plays football
for the Sabers,

and this week is his first
Monday night game.

Wow, that's cool.

What are you getting him?

Well, actually it's not
forDerwin, it's from Derwin.

He gets hazed
because he's a rookie,

so I thought gifts
might keep them

from taping
his butt cheeks together.

Again.

You call that hazing?

Nah, I call it foreplay.

(players hooting)

I love you,
too, man.

Yeah.

Oh, Lord.

All that I ask is that
before the torture begins...

that you take
a minute and think.

What would Jesus do?

Rookie, even Jesus

would know better than to give
the apostles flowers

in a little cup that
says "Love, Jesus."

Who the hell
gave out presents?

Read your damn cup.

"Love, Derwin."

Who the hell is Derwin?

I didn't do it.

It must have been my girlfriend,
but trust, when I get home--

Whoo!--
I am going to handle her.

Oh, you better handle it.

'Cause once one dummy
gives out gifts,

then everybody feels like
they need to reciprocate.

So let's all just
throw the... sticks away,

and forget this every happened.

-Rook,
-All right?

I'm throwing this in,

not because I didn't
appreciate it,

but because I think it's crap.

I think you might be
missing the spirit

in which these gifts were given.

Man, I heard Tom Brady
gave his whole team

Rolexes for their last
Monday night game.

Yeah, how about
a little appreciation

from our quarterback?

Oh, okay, I get it.

What y'all want? Laptops?

Pool tables?

What cost more
than Rolies?

(all shouting at once)

JASON:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

See, this is what
I'm talking about.

Rich people don't need to be
giving rich people gifts.

Yeah, said the richest guy
on the team.

This isn't just
about money, Chuck.

We busted our butts to earn
the Monday night game,

now we're finally getting
some national coverage.

This is no time to shop.

We have to focus.

Yeah, so all you big money guys

can get your big
endorsement deals.

When's some of that coin
going to trickle down to us?

Yeah, 'cause we're the ones
making you look good?

MALIK:
Hey, hey, hey.

Y'all ease up on Jason.

He's not just about
big money endorsement deals.

Thank you, Malik.

He's also about selling
his jerseys, his trading cards,

his big yellow
bobblehead, his...

Thank you, Malik.

Hey, don't worry fellas.

Christmas is coming
early this year.

I'm lacing the whole
offense with what: Rolies!

(all cheering)

No, no, no, no!

Rolies, is that all you got?

Yo, I'm getting all
the defensive players plasmas.

(players cheering, hooting)

Oh, you must have thought
I was getting regular Rolies.

(chuckles) Nah, I'm getting ones
with plasmas in them.

(hooting, cheering)

Special Teams, you in?

No doubt.

What up,
Captain Franchise?

Are you in,

or do we have to go
flip over your Geo Metro?

(players chanting "Jason")

All right, all right, all right,

all right, all right,
all right!

You guys are like a bunch
of nine-year-olds!

I'm in.

Now, where's that rookie?

I'm going to beat his punk ass
for setting this off.

You don't have
to get me anything.

Uh-huh. What do you mean
they hated it?

They hated it, hated it,
or were they hating on it

because they loved it so much?

Hated it, hated it.

Oh, my God.

They're calling me Rookie Smurf.

"Love, Derwin"?

Woman, what were you thinking?!

-It said, "Love, Derwin"?
-Yeah.

God! I knew that old lady
would mess up.

You know, if they're
too old to drive,

they're too old to work retail.

Because I-I did say
put "Love, Derwin",

but then we debated whether
it was appropriate

to use "love" from one man
to another.

So I said put "from"
and then she said...

Melanie, Melanie!

There was no old
lady, was there?

No.

So, again... what
were you thinking?

That they would stop
being mean to you

and be your friend.

And maybe
throw you the ball.

Boo, I know
you meant well.

and I'm sure once my hair
goes back to its natural color,

I'll appreciate it.

But, baby girl, I'm okay.

Aren't you tired
of them hazing you?

I know it hurts
your feelings.

I see you writing
in your diary.

Okay, what I'm writing
in my "journal"...

...is how hazing is
a rite of passage.

Lynn Swann, Jerry Rice--

all the greats
have been hazed.

So the guys dye my hair
blue, shave my eyebrows,

or pull my underwear
off through my pants...

it means they respect me.

Even when they tape
your butt cheeks?

Especially when they
tape my butt cheeks.

You won't believe
what went down

at practice today.

Did they hold you down
and dry-shave your...

Honey...

That was rookie year,

we agreed never
to speak of it again.

(laughs)

Okay, I'm sorry.

What happened?

That dumb rookie receiver went
and bought everybody presents

for Monday night's game,
so now Malik

and the rest of those fools
are dragging me

into a bling-bling
gift-giving competition.

Don't panic. We can
get through this.

What did Derwin give?

-Who?
-Rookie.

Oh, he gave some bamboo
stuck in a coffee mug.

Bamboo?

(scoffs)
That reeks of Melanie.

Who?

Rookie's girlfriend.

-Oh.
-Okay,

what can we give that fits
in our budget?

You don't understand,
they were talking

about plasmas and Rolexes.

I think the kicker's getting
a trip to the space station.

Look, as long as we get
your gift out next,

all we have to do is top bamboo.

We'll come up with something
cheap and easy.

Ooh, woof, woman.

When you talk like that,
it turns me on.

(giggles)

No time for that now.

Brittany, bring
Mommy her Bedazzler!

You're telling me Rolex
don't make a watch

with a plasma in it?

Maybe you get
to the playoffs

before you start
making stuff up.

My name is out
there, Babak.

I've got to come right.

Hmm. What about this?

It says, "I'm spending
out of control,

-but I'm keeping it real."
-Yeah.

That's it.

And since I'm buying so
many, I'm gonna need a deal.

Of course.

Normally,
$2,000 with tax.

For you, no tax.

Thanks, Babak.

You always got my back.

How many times I
got to throw your ass

out of my house, Babar?

It's, uh, Babak.

No, it's, uh, ba-bye.

Don't park in my driveway
no more.

I'm sorry, Miss Tasha,
I'm gone.

Ma... you can't just kick out
my jewelry rep.

I can't end up
with no conflict diamonds.

I can't believe you
got yourself caught up

in this gift nonsense.

I know that look.

You don't think I know
how to handle my money.

Malik, you just bought another
car the other day, and you were

only supposed to go around
the corner for some eggs.

So, no, I don't.

I need to give gifts in
keeping with my new status.

I'm a $40-million-dollar kid.

And the kid wants
to give bling.

Well, the kid
needs to focus

on getting a win
Monday night.

Malik, you're gonna be
on national television.

Have you watched your film?

Chicago's cover two
is eating quarterbacks alive.

Which is why I'm
getting gifts.

So I can take
care of my guys,

and they can
take care of me,

and I can take
care of Chicago.

It's a chain, Ma.

That's what I'm
getting them.

I'm getting them chains.

You all right, Ma?

Yeah. Sometimes it throws me
when you make sense.

-Hmm. -All right,
you focus on the game,

and I'll take care
of the gifts.

-Thanks.
-Mm-hmm.

Get a little something
for yourself.

I just want my damn eggs.

Good job, Brit-brat.

Daddy's little
rhinestone cowgirl.

See?

And you were mad when I got you
the Bedazzler for Christmas.

You always confuse mad
with disappointed.

They're not the same.

How much more, Mama?

I'm hungry.

So is Mommy, honey.

That's a good thing.

If we can get
these T-shirts done

and delivered within the hour,

we'll beat everyone
to the punch.

(doorbell rings)

I got it.

Keep working, girls.

We can do this.

Oh!

Don't eat the glue, baby.

Everything has calories.

And remember, only five
bedazzles per T-shirt.

Rhinestones aren't cheap.

"With heartfelt thanks
for all the hard work you do.

"Your quarterback, Malik.

P.S. Top this."

It's Cartier.

Damn!

See, I-I knew this was going
to get out of hand, I knew it.

Now can we eat?

Go wash up,

and Mommy will have dinner
microwaved in a second.

(sighs)

We're gonna have to cough up
for something big now, babe.

I'm sorry.

No way.

-Not doing it.
-But you have to.

No, I don't.

Jason, you're the captain
of the football team.

I'm President of the Sunbeams.

We're too high profile
not to reciprocate.

Do you have any idea

what people will say
if we don't?

Sticks and stones, Kelly.

Sticks and stones.

I don't care what
people say about us.

This is no time
to be cheap.

You know how the Sabers
are your team?

Well, the Sunbeams
are my team,

and I need their respect.

Well, let them respect the fact
that we don't waste money.

It's not wasted when it's
for someone you really love.

What?!

I don't love
those guys. Please.

That's the kind of stuff
they got going on

up in the Canadian
Football League.

Look, I'm just
saying, I...

I'm not spending the money,
end of discussion.

-(phone rings)
-Fine. Never mind.

Glad we agree.

(scoffs)

Hello?

Yes, I got the watch.

I know. I know!

Oh, I could kill Melanie
for starting this.

I spent all morning shopping

and didn't get a thing
for myself.

And now with the nanny
out delivering the gifts,

I have to cancel my spa date
and baby-sit my own kids?

They're good kids
once you get to know them.

Cassie, I've got another call.

Hello?

Please tell me you're not doing
this damn gift thing.

Kelly, I don't need this
right now.

I got Trent's mom wanting money,
my mom wanting money,

Little Trent's mom
wanting money.

Which one's Melanie anyway?

That doe-eyed, snobby one?

That's her.

Erica, I got to go.
I have another call.

(sighs)

What?

I am so pissed at Jerry.

I can't believe
he had me spend $10,000

on Baccarat paperweights.

Then I tried to take them back,
because, I mean, really,

when was the last time
a gust of wind blew

through anybody's house
around here?

But they wouldn't give me
my money back.

But you know what?
I'm getting my money back.

Give me Melanie's number.

Better yet, give me
that bitch's address.

Jenny, remember
what your therapist said.

The medicine is your friend.

TASHA:
Kelly!

I got to go.

This is a hot mess.

You got to call
a special meeting.

Thanks to Melanie,
we got a bunch of angry wives

acting up at home,
which means

laundry ain't
being done,

sex ain't being had,

and 300-pound linemen

are eating Pudding
Pops for dinner.

Which means, they're showing up
horny, hungry and funky.

Which means,

come Monday night,
they're not playing their best,

which means,
we don't win the game.

And then, you're messing
with my son's career,

and thus and such,
my career.

And at that point,
earrings will be removed.

(all talking at once)

(gavel banging)

Ladies, ladies, let her speak.

I have no idea
how it got to this point.

I was just trying to do
something nice.

Look, Med School,
you have to check with us

before you do anything

that affects
the entire organization.

Nobody has the time, money,
or patience for this crap.

I gave good luck bamboo.

It symbolizes strength,

lasting friendships,
and blessings of happiness.

Do you know how most people
would be affected by that?

They would say "thank you."

They wouldn't tape my
boyfriend's butt cheeks together

or attack me at this meeting,

and they certainly
wouldn't egg my car.

Would they, Jenny?

Melanie, your apology's getting
a little long-winded.

Let's wrap it up.

I'm not apologizing.

You're the ones who turned
a thoughtful gesture

into an ugly, greedy,
excessive, competitive mess.

It was an act of kindness,
people.

Not a challenge
to spend more money in a day

than most people
make in a year.

And you want
my apology?

The only thing
I'm sorry about

is that I gave my gift
to the wrong people.

I guess she told y'all.

Do we smoke it?

(chuckles)
It's good luck bamboo.

Oh, thank you.

No. Thank you
for saying "thank you"

and for reaffirming
my faith in humanity.

You're not about to invite me
to a bible study, are you?

(laughs)
No.

I was going to invite you
for drinks.

Tonight?

Well, actually,
any night except tonight.

It's the Monday night game
I was telling you about.

I've never been to
a football game.

Sounds like it
could be fun.

Hardly. I have to hang
with the Saber wives.

They're like crabs
in a barrel.

They just pull you down
and snap at you

with their little
acrylic nails.

Fake nails?

Ew!

Oh, you poor thing.

Hey, I have an idea.

Why don't I go to the
game with you tonight?

Then we can go for
drinks afterwards.

Sounds great.

So, what are we
making today?

I don't know about
everybody else, but, uh,

I'm making cappuccino.

(laughs)

Kelly.

Look, I was listening

when you were yelling
at me yesterday.

I wasn't yelling.

I'm kidding.
You weren't yelling.

You were nagging. I'm...

Look, baby, I heard
what you were saying,

and I get it. I...

Sometimes I forget
the pressure

that you're under
being my wife, so...

I'm sorry.

Thank you.

These aren't from the
supermarket, right?

Oh.

Come on now,
I'm not that bad.

Costco is more
than a supermarket.

It's a lifestyle.

Ow.

I gave these out
to the team today.

I don't care
what they think of me,

but I don't want anybody
thinking badly of my baby.

"A donation has been
made in your name

to the victims of
Hurricane Katrina."

Nicely played, husband.

Thank you, wife.

Mmm.

Oh. I love you.

Oh, guess what time it is.

What?

Yeah, it's
make-up sex time.

See, nothing
special down here.

It's like a big
old cement driveway.

No, I think it's cool.

Thanks for getting me
a pass.

Well, as soon as I tell
Derwin how great he was,

we can go get
our drink on.

-But he didn't play.
-Yeah, he did.

You just missed it when you were
passing that guy his hot dog.

Oh, my God.
Was that the quarterback?

No, there's the
quarterback.

-Oh, no.
-What?

Remember all that Sunbeam drama
I was telling you about?

-Mm-hmm.
-Well, here comes

the queen bee
and the bougie bee.

Don't worry,
I got your back,

but you're buying
the first round.

Deal.

Hey, girl, when
did you get here?

I've been here
the whole game.

We didn't see you
in the Skybox.

Oh, I sat in the stands
with my friend, Lisa.

Hi.

Nice nails.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Why would you sit
in the cheap seats

when you could
sit with us?

I'm sorry. Did we not have
an uncomfortable,

bordering-on-hostile
moment yesterday?

Oh, Melanie, please.

We won the game.

All that's behind us now.

Yeah. Girl, I'm so glad
I didn't slap you.

That would have been hard
to come back from, huh?

(both laughing)

Well, it's nice you're over it,
but I'm not.

Baby, baby,
we won!

Oh, congratulations.

Why haven't you changed?

Oh, the fellas hid my clothes
somewhere in the stadium,

but it's cool, I'll find them.

Whoo! We won!

And it's all because
of your good luck bamboo, baby.

I love you. Ladies.

Whoo!

(laughing)

There. See?

Your man's happy,
everybody's happy.

Girl, let's go get
some Appletinis and appetizers.

Sorry. I have plans.

Lisa and I are going out.

Looks like Lisa found a way
to kill some time.

I guess the white women
are back in rotation.

Mm.

Ready to
go, Leese?

Oh, your doctor friend here's
gonna hang with me tonight.

But we're going out.

Ooh, yeah, that probably
ain't going to happen.

Lisa, what's going on,

and why is Malik
speaking for you?

He's just playing.

(laughs)

So, we're good to go?

No, he's just playing
talking for me.

I'm going to hang out
with him tonight.

You don't mind, do you?

But we had plans.

But he's a quarterback.

I thought you didn't know
anything about football.

Everybody knows
the quarterback.

I'll see you
in class tomorrow.

Or not.

(Lisa laughing)

Come here,
little girl.

See?

That's why you need
to stick with us.

We may be crazy
and greedy...

and excessive.

Hell, we're everything
you said we were.

But we're also loyal.

And we're sorry.

And to prove it to you,
we want to take you

to the Bamboo
Gardens for a drink.

(laughing)

I would love that.

God, I feel so used.

I can't believe
Lisa did that.

Oh, sweetie, now that
you're in the game,

people are gonna like you
more for your connections

than your personality.

Hell, my own preacher said
he was praying for two tickets

to the playoff game
in the collection plate

looking dead at me.

That's why I can't go
to church anymore.

Yeah, that's why.

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