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- Okay, so first,
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thank you for testing out
my new exercise program
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of dog petting,
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which I like to call pet-lates.
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Okay, Presley, your 30 seconds
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of cardio petting starts
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now.
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- ♪ La la la la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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- Hey, Munchy,
what are you doing?
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- Oh, sorry,
I'm making mouth noise.
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I don't even know I'm doing it.
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- ♪ La la la la la la la ♪
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- Presley,
you're doing it now, too.
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- Sorry. It's Munchy's fault.
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- Yup. When a munch man melody
digs into your brain,
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it digs in deep.
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- ♪ La la la la la la ♪
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- ♪ You need to
focus and stop ♪
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♪ Singing that melody ♪
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♪ Oh no now I can't stop it ♪
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♪ Help ♪
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- We could fight it.
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Or we could sing it.
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all: ♪ La la la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la,
la la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la ♪
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- ♪ This song is still
in my head ♪
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♪ Munchy, what did you
do to me ♪
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- ♪ You're not alone ♪
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all: ♪ La la la la la la,
la la la la la la ♪
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- Yeah! I know this song.
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Let me take the lead.
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♪ Dadada da dun,
dadada da dun ♪
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♪ Dadada da dadadum dadadum
dadadum-- ♪
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- Dad.
That is not the same song.
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- Yeah, we're singing a song
I came up with.
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I couldn't keep it
in my head for too long.
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If you do,
the pressure builds up,
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and boom!
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Your head explodes.
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- So what song was I doing?
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- No idea.
- Something dumb.
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- Come on,
this is a famous song.
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♪ Dadada da,
dadada da ♪
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Nobody knows?
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This is gonna drive me crazy.
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[knocking on door]
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- Sorry, Presley's dad,
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we don't know any songs
from before 2015.
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- Thank goodness you're here.
Listen.
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♪ Dadada dum,
dadada dum ♪
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♪ Dadada dum--♪
- What's happening?
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- You have to help me out.
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I'm trying to figure out
what song this is.
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- I'm just here
to get the kids' payment
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for blowing up my boat.
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- Here's the thing, Tedward,
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the KidDINGS haven't
been coming in lately.
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We can't make money
unless this phone dings.
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[phone dings]
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Well, that was weird.
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Hey, look,
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we got a job
being security guards
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at that music store,
Ukulele Depot.
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- We'll have your money soon,
Tedward.
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Let's go
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to the depot.
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- Oh, I got it.
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- That was nice.
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Word play!
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- ♪ Dadadada da,
Dadadada da ♪
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Alan, that song
you were singing
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is in my head now.
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- Yes! What song is it?
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- I don't know.
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Look up the lyrics.
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- I'm trying.
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I searched da da da da.
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- Well, have you tried
na na na na na?
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- Yes, of course I tried that.
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- We're gonna figure this out.
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Put on a pot of coffee.
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[upbeat music]
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- I'm glad you're here.
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We need the extra
security because kids
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have been coming in and using
our instruments
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for sword fights.
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- [gasps] And you want us
to defeat them?
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- No, I just want you to
stop it from happening.
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- Aw.
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- You'll be working with
another security guard
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we hired,
but between you and me,
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he hasn't been very effective.
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- If it isn't my
junior security team.
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- I'll leave you to it.
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- Well, I guess it's time for
my introductory speech
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to my new recruits.
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I know what you're thinking.
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He's a professional
crossing guard
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at the height of his career.
- ♪ La la la la la ♪
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- ♪ La la la la la la ♪
- What is he doing here?
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Why are people la-la-la-ing?
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- Hey, Lex.
What are you doing here?
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- We're working security.
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- Well, good job, Lex, because
you've secured my heart.
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- What are you doing here?
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- I got my keytar fixed.
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Is it a guitar?
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Is it a keyboard?
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The only thing
that's certain is it rocks.
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[La la la melody on ukulele]
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- Hey, that sounds
like my mouth noise.
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- Yeah, it's stuck in my head.
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Maybe if I play it,
it'll get out.
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- Hey,
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I like the sound of that.
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- How about a little of this?
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[bass notes]
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- Tambourine time.
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- Hey hey hey,
what's going on here?
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- Sorry, we couldn't help
ourselves.
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- Oh, you're going
to help yourselves
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to my tasty beats.
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- Sounds great.
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We just need one more thing.
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♪ I don't know this song ♪
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♪ but I keep keep
sing-ing-ing-ing along ♪
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♪ You could sing it too ♪
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♪ 'Cause we could never
get the words wrong ♪
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- ♪ La la la la la la, yeah
this melody is a home run ♪
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♪ Come with me
and join the fun ♪
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♪ It's a song for everyone ♪
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together: ♪ La, la la
la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la,
la la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la ♪
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[cheers and applause]
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- We're like a real band.
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I can't believe
all this started
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with Munchy's mouth noise.
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- Mouth noise?
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That's a pretty good band name.
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- We are Mouth Noise!
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[cheers and applause]
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- Wow, you guys sounded great.
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- Thanks.
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- But also, you're fired.
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- What, for rocking too hard?
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- No, for not doing your job.
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- It makes sense.
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- Hey, I know
I just fired you and all,
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but does your band
need a manager?
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- Yeah, you're hired.
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And now you're fired.
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Just kidding. Just wanted to
let you know how it felt.
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You're hired back.
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- And the last thing that
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my nana ever said to me was--
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- Shut up and listen.
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- It's our song.
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- Uh, yeah.
It's a hit.
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People kept asking for it,
so we added it to our playlist.
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- How did you even
know about our song?
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- Someone took
a video of you guys
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playing at the music store
and posted it online.
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It's blowing up.
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Look, everyone,
it's Mouth Noise.
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[cheers and applause]
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- We're famous.
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This must be what
Zendaya feels like.
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- Play it again.
So good.
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- Coming up.
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You guys gotta make
this song longer.
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It's only 25 seconds
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and I can't keep hitting
refresh on my phone.
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- Hey, if it isn't my favorite
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only band I manage.
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Glad you're here.
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I just talked to some kid
with suspenders in the back
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and set up a live music night
here at the Mooery.
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I want Mouth Noise to play.
What do you think?
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- We can make
a full version of the song
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and sing it here.
- Let's do it.
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- If you wanna rehearse,
you can do it at my store.
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Just come by after hours.
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Security's a joke.
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- Yes! Our first band practice.
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- Here you go.
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- We didn't order this.
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- It's from me.
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I'm your biggest fan.
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Look, it says Mouth Noise.
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- Um, it actually
says mouth nose.
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- Hm?
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- Never correct your fans.
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We love it.
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- Well, enjoy your cheese.
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- ♪ I got, you got me ♪
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♪ We got this ♪
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♪ I like the odds when we're
side-by-side ♪
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♪ I like the sound of that ♪
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♪ Oh, we're taking off,
gonna do this right ♪
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♪ I like the sound of that ♪
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♪ And when things go up
in flames, we're on it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I got you,
got me, we got this ♪
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- Fisher, get down
here with your keytar.
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I don't want to be late
for band practice.
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- Don't worry.
They can't start without me.
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It would be a keytar-strophe.
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- Dude, you know how
I feel about puns.
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- I do.
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- Wait, Tedward,
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I got it.
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The name of the song
we've been
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trying to figure out is...
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- What, what is it?
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- I was hoping you were gonna
fill in the blank.
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- Hey, why don't you just
download that app
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that can recognize any song.
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- That's a great idea.
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Now, tell me more
about these apps.
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- Gimme.
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- Come on, Fisher,
we gotta go practice.
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We're playing the full
version of our song
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at the Mooery.
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- We don't have a full
version of our song.
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- That's why we gotta practice.
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- Yes,
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otherwise, it would
be a keytar-strophe.
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- You gotta stop.
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- Dad, here. Gotta go.
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- Let's try this.
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♪ Da da da da da ♪
- ♪ Da da da da da ♪
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[phone dings]
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It came up with a match.
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It's a song by The Proclaimers.
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It's called
"I'm Gonna Be [500 Miles]."
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- I knew it!
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- You did not know it.
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- But now I do.
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- Okay, it is pretty exciting.
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- Ever since
I've become famous,
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people keep
giving me free stuff.
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Mostly corn dogs
for some reason.
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I look like Wolverine
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except delicious.
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- Jaget, you're late.
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- That's because
I'm the band's bad boy
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who plays by his own rules.
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Spoiler alert:
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I'm nailing it.
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- Okay, now that
we're all here,
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we need to focus.
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We gotta finish the song
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so we can play it
at the Mooery.
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- Agreed. My first question is
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how many ukulele solos
should there be?
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Three or more than three?
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- Before we start, everyone
needs to hear something.
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I sampled some of
Reggie's barks for this song.
261
00:09:37,206 --> 00:09:40,172
[pitched dog barking]
262
00:09:40,241 --> 00:09:44,965
♪ ♪
263
00:09:45,034 --> 00:09:48,310
So, what does everyone think?
264
00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:49,517
- Lex,
265
00:09:49,586 --> 00:09:51,241
I have pledged
my undying love to you
266
00:09:51,310 --> 00:09:52,620
for all of eternity,
267
00:09:52,689 --> 00:09:54,931
and even I hated that.
268
00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,137
- Okay, how about
we all just start playing
269
00:09:57,206 --> 00:09:59,344
like before, and wait
for the magic to happen.
270
00:10:00,724 --> 00:10:02,793
- Three, two, one.
271
00:10:02,862 --> 00:10:05,413
- ♪ La la la la la la la ♪
272
00:10:05,482 --> 00:10:08,379
[off-key singing, music]
273
00:10:08,448 --> 00:10:11,344
♪ ♪
274
00:10:11,413 --> 00:10:12,793
- Stop stop stop!
275
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,310
This is not working.
276
00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:17,275
- Well, yeah.
Jaget's drums were way off.
277
00:10:17,344 --> 00:10:19,793
- You can't tell right now
because I'm wearing sunglasses,
278
00:10:19,862 --> 00:10:22,206
but I'm shooting you
a very mean look.
279
00:10:23,655 --> 00:10:25,034
- If you took off
the sunglasses,
280
00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:26,896
maybe you could
actually see the drums.
281
00:10:26,965 --> 00:10:28,620
- Maybe if you decided
if your instrument
282
00:10:28,689 --> 00:10:32,517
was a piano or a guitar,
you wouldn't look so foolish.
283
00:10:32,586 --> 00:10:34,000
- [mouthing]
Foolish?
284
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:37,068
- Okay, well what
about Munchy? He--
285
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,172
- Thank you so much.
We do it all for the fans.
286
00:10:41,896 --> 00:10:43,689
- Okay, this is ridiculous.
287
00:10:43,758 --> 00:10:46,655
We are never going to finish
this song at this rate.
288
00:10:46,724 --> 00:10:48,448
- I'm glad somebody said it.
289
00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:49,655
Jaget out.
290
00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:50,827
- You know what?
291
00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:52,310
I can be the bad boy, too.
292
00:10:52,379 --> 00:10:54,517
Fisher out.
293
00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:56,413
- You don't get to say out.
294
00:10:56,482 --> 00:10:58,448
Only Jaget gets to say out.
295
00:10:58,517 --> 00:11:00,965
Jaget out, twice.
296
00:11:03,827 --> 00:11:05,344
- Can you believe them?
297
00:11:05,413 --> 00:11:07,965
I mean, you guys
liked my dog thing, right?
298
00:11:09,482 --> 00:11:11,206
- How do I put this...
299
00:11:11,275 --> 00:11:13,551
- It stinks.
- That's the word.
300
00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:14,965
- I stink?
301
00:11:15,034 --> 00:11:17,275
You guys stink!
302
00:11:18,689 --> 00:11:20,689
- Wow.
- Okay.
303
00:11:20,758 --> 00:11:22,172
- I'm sorry,
304
00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:23,931
but being part of a band means
305
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,724
being open to
other people's ideas.
306
00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:27,068
- If being a part of a band
307
00:11:27,137 --> 00:11:29,379
means listening to
people's bad ideas,
308
00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:30,793
then I'm gonna go solo.
309
00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:32,724
- Well, great.
I hope you go so low,
310
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,068
I never hear you again.
311
00:11:35,137 --> 00:11:37,551
And yes, I did say that
because I know you hate puns.
312
00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:39,655
- I don't need this.
313
00:11:39,724 --> 00:11:42,344
I have a solo career to start.
314
00:11:44,689 --> 00:11:46,724
- And I have several
315
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,827
corn dogs to finish.
316
00:11:50,379 --> 00:11:52,586
- Okay, well, good.
I don't need a band.
317
00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:54,724
I've got my dogs.
318
00:11:54,793 --> 00:11:57,689
[pitched dog barks]
319
00:11:57,758 --> 00:12:00,241
♪ ♪
320
00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:03,275
They're right. This done stink.
321
00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:11,827
- Amp,
322
00:12:11,896 --> 00:12:13,068
I need to talk to
you about the band.
323
00:12:13,137 --> 00:12:14,896
- Sure, but first,
let me tell you
324
00:12:14,965 --> 00:12:17,172
how excited I am
for Mouth Noise to play.
325
00:12:17,241 --> 00:12:18,344
- Well, that's actually
what I was gonna--
326
00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:20,965
- Honestly,
things haven't been going
327
00:12:21,034 --> 00:12:23,689
very well for me lately.
328
00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:25,551
- Well, if you would just--
329
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,448
- But I've always dreamed
of managing a band.
330
00:12:28,517 --> 00:12:29,931
For the first time,
331
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,413
I feel like my life
has a purpose.
332
00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:34,965
- Amp...
333
00:12:35,034 --> 00:12:37,241
Mouth Noise broke up.
- What?
334
00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:39,482
- I'm sorry,
but we can't play tonight.
335
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,413
- This makes sense.
336
00:12:41,482 --> 00:12:44,379
My mom always said
dreams weren't for me.
337
00:12:46,172 --> 00:12:47,551
But you're gonna have to
tell that guy.
338
00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:51,241
He's been saving
his seat since this morning.
339
00:12:52,896 --> 00:12:54,655
- I am so excited
340
00:12:54,724 --> 00:12:56,310
for Mouth Noise to play.
341
00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:57,931
Honestly,
342
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,448
things haven't been going
very well for me lately.
343
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:02,931
- Mouth Noise broke up.
344
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,793
We're not playing tonight.
345
00:13:04,862 --> 00:13:06,310
- I see.
346
00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:09,241
I'll be fine.
347
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:10,482
[sobbing]
348
00:13:10,551 --> 00:13:12,000
I just need a minute.
349
00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:16,310
- ♪ Da da da da da ♪
- ♪ Da da da da da ♪
350
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,931
- ♪ Da da da da da ♪
- ♪ Da da da da da ♪
351
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,275
together: ♪ Da da da da
dadadum dadadum dadadum da da ♪
352
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,517
- Wait, are you
guys friends now?
353
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:27,344
- No one is more
surprised than I am.
354
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,931
- It's really weird seeing them
together, isn't it?
355
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,103
Oh, right, Presley's not here.
356
00:13:33,172 --> 00:13:35,068
- I think it's weird.
357
00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:38,275
No, I actually don't know
who these guys are.
358
00:13:39,517 --> 00:13:40,827
- Hey, you guys
sounded pretty good.
359
00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:42,517
- We know.
360
00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:45,379
- Hey, you're right.
361
00:13:45,448 --> 00:13:48,655
This is last minute,
but we have a spot open tonight
362
00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:49,931
now that Mouth Noise broke up.
363
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,241
Do you guys want to play?
364
00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:53,827
- Tedward, it's happening.
365
00:13:53,896 --> 00:13:55,620
Just like the
old fortune teller said.
366
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,137
- I have no clue
what you're talking about,
367
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:02,000
but let's do this thing.
368
00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:06,517
- Alan, Tedward,
369
00:14:06,586 --> 00:14:08,862
hang on to this feeling.
370
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,689
Great moments with best friends
371
00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:13,689
go by so fast.
372
00:14:17,379 --> 00:14:19,931
- ♪ I'm going solo ♪
373
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,655
♪ Nowhere I can't go ♪
374
00:14:21,724 --> 00:14:23,344
♪ I'm gonna make it ♪
375
00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:27,000
♪ Just Timberlake it ♪
376
00:14:27,068 --> 00:14:30,827
♪ I'm going solo ♪
377
00:14:30,896 --> 00:14:32,931
[end notes]
378
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,103
Thank you to all of my fans.
379
00:14:35,172 --> 00:14:36,758
You've been rocking to
380
00:14:36,827 --> 00:14:39,034
Jess Presley.
381
00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:44,586
Wow.
This audience is kinda dead.
382
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:46,965
You know who would've
liked this song?
383
00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:49,379
Lex.
384
00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:51,034
- Yo.
385
00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:53,758
- What's with the outfit?
386
00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,655
- I'm all about EDM now.
387
00:14:55,724 --> 00:14:58,310
That stands for
Electronic Dance Munchy.
388
00:14:59,551 --> 00:15:02,310
[EDM music]
389
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,241
- Munchy.
390
00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:05,862
- I know, it's terrible.
391
00:15:05,931 --> 00:15:08,034
I miss Mouth Noise.
392
00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:09,241
Why did we even break up?
393
00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:12,172
- I don't know. We had it all.
394
00:15:12,241 --> 00:15:14,551
I miss our band.
395
00:15:16,034 --> 00:15:18,241
both: Hey, Dad.
396
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:19,655
- Presley,
are you giving a concert
397
00:15:19,724 --> 00:15:22,034
to your stuffed animals
and my dance crew?
398
00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:24,068
- Yes.
399
00:15:24,137 --> 00:15:26,689
- That's a little desperate.
400
00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:27,965
But good news.
401
00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:29,586
Since your band
isn't playing tonight,
402
00:15:29,655 --> 00:15:31,000
our band is.
403
00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:32,793
- We're telling
everyone we know,
404
00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:36,068
and I looked up slang to get
young people excited.
405
00:15:36,137 --> 00:15:38,068
It's going to be...
406
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,172
fire.
407
00:15:40,241 --> 00:15:42,068
- Later, skaters.
408
00:15:42,137 --> 00:15:44,137
- Good one.
409
00:15:50,655 --> 00:15:52,689
- Thanks again for
helping me out of a jam.
410
00:15:52,758 --> 00:15:54,275
Things haven't
been going that well--
411
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,206
- Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
412
00:15:56,275 --> 00:15:58,172
I didn't know there'd
be so many people.
413
00:15:58,241 --> 00:16:00,551
- Alan, focus.
414
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:02,241
We gonna do this.
415
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:05,068
It's been a long road
to get here.
416
00:16:05,137 --> 00:16:07,689
How long was that road?
417
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:08,689
- 500 miles.
418
00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:10,793
- Louder.
419
00:16:10,862 --> 00:16:12,206
- 500 miles.
420
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,413
I'm gonna walk 500 miles!
421
00:16:14,482 --> 00:16:17,103
- I don't know what's going on,
but I'm gonna leave.
422
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,206
- Hey.
423
00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:26,586
- Hey.
424
00:16:27,724 --> 00:16:28,827
- It's been awhile.
425
00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:30,137
- I know.
426
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,931
How's life?
427
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,413
- Just did my first solo
concert.
428
00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:36,655
It was sold out.
429
00:16:36,724 --> 00:16:38,862
- Was it in your basement
to your dad's dummies?
430
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,034
- Doesn't matter.
431
00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:43,000
What about you?
432
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:46,551
- Well, there's a lot
of interest in my dog song.
433
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,586
- Your dog's the only one
that likes it, huh?
434
00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:52,206
- Doesn't matter.
435
00:16:52,275 --> 00:16:55,172
You could sit down
if you wanted to.
436
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,586
- Yeah, okay.
437
00:16:57,655 --> 00:16:59,034
Sure.
438
00:17:02,172 --> 00:17:05,241
- I missed you so much.
- Never leave me alone again.
439
00:17:08,655 --> 00:17:11,344
- I feel terrible for
walking out on rehearsal.
440
00:17:11,413 --> 00:17:12,964
Please accent
these corn dog bouquets
441
00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:15,034
as my apology.
442
00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:17,413
- Aw, Munchy.
443
00:17:17,482 --> 00:17:19,310
- We just cried and hugged,
but if you want,
444
00:17:19,378 --> 00:17:20,792
we can do it again.
445
00:17:20,862 --> 00:17:23,103
- I very much would.
446
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:26,931
- Jaget in.
447
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,068
- Fisher in.
448
00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:30,655
- Stop copying me.
449
00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:32,862
Jaget in twice.
450
00:17:34,034 --> 00:17:36,034
- Hello Mooery!
451
00:17:36,103 --> 00:17:38,206
[cheers and applause]
452
00:17:38,275 --> 00:17:41,413
I know a lot of people
are here for Mouth Noise.
453
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:45,000
- Yeah, Mouth Noise!
454
00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:46,931
- Unfortunately,
455
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,620
they're not playing tonight.
456
00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:51,862
- Boo!
457
00:17:51,931 --> 00:17:54,206
- But we do have a new band,
458
00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:56,551
so please put
your hands together
459
00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:58,827
for Dad Noise.
460
00:17:58,896 --> 00:18:01,793
[cheers and applause]
461
00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:04,000
- Hello, Altoonisburg!
462
00:18:04,068 --> 00:18:07,310
This is the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
463
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:10,206
Follow your dreams!
464
00:18:10,275 --> 00:18:12,206
- I, too, am excited.
465
00:18:13,689 --> 00:18:16,275
["I'm Gonna Be [500 Miles]"
playing]
466
00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:18,103
- ♪ When I wake up ♪
467
00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:19,896
♪ Well I know I'm gonna be ♪
468
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:23,413
♪ I'm gonna be the man
who wakes up next to you ♪
469
00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:25,310
- ♪ When I go out ♪
470
00:18:25,379 --> 00:18:27,068
♪ Yeah I know I'm gonna be ♪
471
00:18:27,137 --> 00:18:30,586
♪ I'm gonna be the man
who goes along with you ♪
472
00:18:30,655 --> 00:18:32,655
♪ When I come home ♪
- ♪ When I come home ♪
473
00:18:32,724 --> 00:18:34,241
together: ♪ Well I know
I'm gonna be ♪
474
00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:37,931
♪ I'm gonna be the man
who comes back home to you ♪
475
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,620
♪ And if I grow old ♪
476
00:18:39,689 --> 00:18:41,551
♪ Well I know I'm gonna be ♪
477
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,758
♪ I'm gonna be the man
who's growing old with you ♪
478
00:18:44,827 --> 00:18:47,413
- I'm just gonna say it.
Better than I expected.
479
00:18:47,482 --> 00:18:50,724
- ♪ But I would walk
five hundred miles ♪
480
00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:54,137
♪ And I would walk
five hundred more ♪
481
00:18:54,206 --> 00:18:58,379
♪ Just to be the man who
walks a thousand miles ♪
482
00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:01,896
♪ To fall down at your door ♪
483
00:19:01,965 --> 00:19:04,724
♪ ♪
484
00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:06,448
- ♪ Da-da da da ♪
- ♪ Da-da da da da ♪
485
00:19:06,517 --> 00:19:08,137
- ♪ Da-da da da ♪
- ♪ Da-da da da da ♪
486
00:19:08,206 --> 00:19:11,931
together: ♪ Da-da dum diddy
dum diddy dum diddy da da da ♪
487
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,103
♪ But I would walk
five hundred miles ♪
488
00:19:15,172 --> 00:19:18,793
♪ And I would walk
five hundred more ♪
489
00:19:18,862 --> 00:19:23,172
♪ Just to be the man who walks
a thousand miles ♪
490
00:19:23,241 --> 00:19:27,413
♪ To fall down at your door ♪
491
00:19:27,482 --> 00:19:30,551
[cheers and applause]
492
00:19:35,448 --> 00:19:37,000
- Look how happy they are.
493
00:19:37,068 --> 00:19:39,172
- Reminds me of when we
used to be in a band.
494
00:19:39,241 --> 00:19:40,413
- I remember that.
495
00:19:40,482 --> 00:19:43,482
Greatest two days of my life.
496
00:19:43,551 --> 00:19:45,931
- Let's hear it again
for Dad Noise.
497
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,206
[cheers and applause]
498
00:19:48,275 --> 00:19:51,103
Unfortunately,
that was their only song,
499
00:19:51,172 --> 00:19:52,413
so I guess we're done.
500
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:55,344
Don't text and drive. Bye.
501
00:19:56,241 --> 00:19:57,655
- Guys,
502
00:19:57,724 --> 00:19:59,758
it should have been
Mouth Noise up there tonight.
503
00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:02,172
- Yeah, we lost sight
of what's important...
504
00:20:02,241 --> 00:20:03,551
- Fame.
- Friendship.
505
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,275
- Right. Friendship.
506
00:20:06,551 --> 00:20:08,482
- Hey, we don't
have to stop rocking.
507
00:20:08,551 --> 00:20:10,103
Mouth Noise is right there.
508
00:20:10,172 --> 00:20:12,413
Let's chant their name
and get them to play.
509
00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:13,586
Mouth Noise!
510
00:20:13,655 --> 00:20:15,482
all: Mouth Noise! Mouth Noise!
511
00:20:15,551 --> 00:20:17,379
Mouth Noise! Mouth Noise!
512
00:20:17,448 --> 00:20:18,482
Mouth Noise! Mouth Noise!
513
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,655
- So, what do you say?
514
00:20:19,724 --> 00:20:20,965
Should we do it one more time?
515
00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:23,655
And by that
I mean the second time.
516
00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:25,034
- I did write some more lyrics.
517
00:20:25,103 --> 00:20:26,482
- Me too,
518
00:20:26,551 --> 00:20:28,068
and all of our instruments
are up there already.
519
00:20:28,137 --> 00:20:29,793
- And I hate seeing
a keytar go to waste.
520
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,655
- I'm not going anywhere
till you beg me.
521
00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:34,275
- Okay, we'll do it
without you.
522
00:20:34,344 --> 00:20:36,896
- Apology accepted. I'm in.
523
00:20:36,965 --> 00:20:39,862
[cheers and applause]
524
00:20:42,103 --> 00:20:43,586
- We are Mouth Noise.
525
00:20:43,655 --> 00:20:45,551
Welcome to our reunion concert.
526
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:48,344
[cheers and applause]
527
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,517
Let's do this.
528
00:20:50,586 --> 00:20:52,931
♪ It's like a fever ♪
529
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:57,275
♪ I'm burning up
'cause a fire's lit in me ♪
530
00:20:57,344 --> 00:20:59,862
- ♪ I like this feeling ooh ♪
531
00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:03,068
♪ Like when the bass
plays melody harmony ♪
532
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,758
♪ If we're together,
we'll play it right ♪
533
00:21:04,827 --> 00:21:06,862
♪ We don't have to fake it ♪
534
00:21:06,931 --> 00:21:09,965
♪ Even if we don't
know what it's about ♪
535
00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:11,758
♪ And now that the lights
are bright ♪
536
00:21:11,827 --> 00:21:13,655
♪ Got all of you by my side ♪
537
00:21:13,724 --> 00:21:17,482
- ♪ We'll work it out ♪
538
00:21:17,551 --> 00:21:19,482
♪ I don't know this song
but I keep ♪
539
00:21:19,551 --> 00:21:20,689
♪ Keep singing-ing-ing along ♪
540
00:21:20,758 --> 00:21:22,206
♪ You could sing it too ♪
541
00:21:22,275 --> 00:21:24,310
♪ 'Cause we can never
get the words wrong ♪
542
00:21:24,379 --> 00:21:25,620
♪ La la la la la la ♪
543
00:21:25,689 --> 00:21:27,517
♪ Yeah this melody's
a home run ♪
544
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,241
♪ Come with me
and join the fun ♪
545
00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:30,827
♪ It's a song for everyone ♪
546
00:21:30,896 --> 00:21:34,448
♪ La la la la la la la,
la la la la la la ♪
547
00:21:34,517 --> 00:21:37,517
♪ La la la la la la la la ♪
548
00:21:37,586 --> 00:21:40,793
♪ La la la la la la la,
la la la la la la ♪
549
00:21:40,862 --> 00:21:44,172
♪ la la la la la la la la la ♪
550
00:21:44,241 --> 00:21:47,655
♪ La la la la la la la,
la la la la la la ♪
551
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,862
♪ la la la la la la la la ♪
552
00:21:50,931 --> 00:21:54,172
♪ La la la la la la la,
la la la la la la ♪
553
00:21:54,241 --> 00:21:57,517
♪ La la la la la la la la ♪
554
00:21:57,586 --> 00:22:00,689
[cheers and applause]
555
00:22:02,793 --> 00:22:05,034
- Mouth Noise forever!
556
00:22:05,103 --> 00:22:06,758
[cheers and applause]
557
00:22:06,827 --> 00:22:09,827
♪ ♪
558
00:22:09,877 --> 00:22:14,427
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