All language subtitles for Packed To The Rafters s02e13 Blurring the Lines.eng

[theme music playing]

[singer] ♪ Let's do it ♪

[Nathan]With guys what turns us on

is simple biology.

You don't get to choose
your fantasies.

Sometimes I think it's more
complicated than that.

What if there is some element
of choice?

That's when
the trouble starts.

-Let's do it.
-[Sammy] Nathan, honey.

-What? Who?
-Bad dream?

Ah, no.

No, no, no, not really just,
um, ah, just work stuff.

Oh, Layla's still not
hassling you is she?

No. No it's all good.

The boundaries remember?
Parameters.

Mm.

You were thrashing around
like crazy?

-Was I?
-Yep.

[Nathan]
Well you know it's--well,

hey how come you're awake?

-What are you...
-Oh, dad's hearing tomorrow.

I can't stop thinking
about it.

Do you want me
to come with you?

What?
And miss all your deadlines?

Yeah, sure. I can be there
for my wife can't I?

-No I'm all right.
-But I want to come.

Sam, I'm coming.

Oh, hey ah
would you like me to go

and make some herbal tea?

-No.
-No?

But a hug might help.

[Nathan] Okay. Who knows what
the deal is with fantasies.

They don't just appear
out of nowhere.

Oh.

That dream couldn't be
all bad could it?

No. No but I, um,
actually I got to pee.

I've got to go take a pee.

No matter how out there
they are,

they're still a part of you.

Whether you like it or not.

Smoked salmon?
Darling I--

Yeah, yeah, I know.
Risk of listeria.

That's why there's bacon
cooked to a crisp.

Very pregnancy aware.

[Dave] Yeah, I'm not taking
any chances.

Mm, that bacon smells good.

That's for the pregnant people
which rules you out, I hope.

Yep. With the distance Jake
and I have been keeping,

I'd say
that's pretty impossible.

Hey, you guys seen page four
of today's paper?

It's a full round-up
of Sammy's dad's trial.

Oh good or bad?

-Good morning.
-Morning.

[Nathan] Oi,
that bacon smells good.

[Sammy] Smells great.

-What's up?
-Sammy, sorry,

this isn't gonna make things
any easier.

-Oh.
-Oh.

Well,
well it's on page four.

Nobody reads page four.

Yeah, no I always skip
straight to the horoscope.

[Dave] That kind of publicity
doesn't stick.

[Sammy] Well maybe not
but today I've got to go

to court
for another dose of it.

Mom wants me there
to hold her hand.

And I'll be there
to hold yours.

Don't you have a big day
at work?

I think this is a little bit
more important.

Good on you, mate.

Yeah, well all the extra hours
I've been working

I think they owe me.

[Sammy] Yeah, but only
if Layla doesn't mind.

It's not Layla's call.

So not going to work today?

Classic avoidance.

Okay I'll see you at 2:00 p.m.
to give you a quote.

Okay, yeah,
thanks for calling.

Is that another job?

[Dave] Yeah, another big job.

Office block in Peakhurst
needs completely rewiring.

-But Dave we've got--
-[Dave] Yeah, I know Jake

and I have more work
than we can handle

and Warney's way too expensive
to keep hiring on a day rate.

But, if we were to put him
on full time...

Come on, he's been behaving
himself lately, hasn't he?

Helped us out
of a few tight spots.

Mm...

Look, I don't want you to feel
uncomfortable working here

and if you can't
get your head around it,

I suppose we could hire
someone else.

Yeah, but we need someone now.

I could have a chat to him.

Set down some terms
and conditions.

[sighs] Just make sure
he knows who's boss.

And pat him down
each time he knocks off.

Good choice, Artie.

Very nice for your first day.

Very...

modest.

Now remember,
men will get you to bend over

for a bum ogle so
if a guy orders something--

-A "bum ogle"?
-I know. What is that?

[Carbo] Same with the front,
you know, the cleavage.

-If you...
-[Artemis] Nik!

How can I work in a bar
if I don't bend?

At the knees, Artie.
At the knees.

Where do you get
this stuff from?

Look I've been the victim
of sexual harassment.

It's not just waiters
and barmen.

Us florists cop it too.

Yeah, and you loved
every second of it.

Niko, you have never worked
in a bar or cafe in your life,

-yes?
-Correct.

And I have worked in them
since I was 12.

Look I don't know about cafes
but I know about guys,

how we think.
And it's not pretty.

-Yeah, got to give him that.
-[Carbo] Hm.

Now I've got to go.

Remember, Ben's there
if you get in any trouble.

So you just say, okay?

[speaking Greek]

I'm not your uncle,
a concerned friend.

[speaking Greek]

Carbo, I really thought you
were gonna relax about Artie.

Look I'm not just relaxed,
I'm rapt.

This is a perfect job for her.

Come on,
I know what's going on.

I've seen the way
you look at her.

-You like her.
-[Carbo] Funny mate.

Look,
just don't let me down okay?

See you, Mel.

Back on the team, Dave.
Woo-hoo!

Don't worry mate,
you won't regret it.

I better not or you'll have
Chrissy to answer to.

[Warney] Yeah, I know. You've
got to keep the women happy.

Don't worry.

-[Sammy] Hey.
-Hey.

Back from the hearing already?
How'd it go?

[Sammy] Oh, well we didn't
make it past the car park.

-[indistinct chatter]
-Suki turned up.

Well she didn't just turn up.

She blatantly flounced up
like a trollop on heat.

Not that anyone
was interested.

[indistinct chatter]

Mom of course lost her temper.

-[Trish] I did not.
-[indistinct chatter]

[Trish] I just gave her
a little piece of my mind,

that's all.
Perfectly civilized

-given the circumstance.
-[indistinct chatter]

Well if you do want to see
any of the photos,

they'll be
in all the papers tomorrow.

Oh, Sammy,
if you're blaming me for this

I think that's very unfair.

-I'd better...
-Yeah, I think you'd better.

Hey, Dave, ah, that's the lady
whose hubby

has been in the paper a lot.

She's a top
looking woman mate.

Just load the van, Warney.

[Warney] How long
have you known her?

Sammy I realize
I might've embarrassed you--

Might have embarrassed me?

Well I just thought
that going along

would give me
some form of closure.

[Sammy] Oh, come on.
The only reason you went along

was to see dad
get what's coming to him.

Oh, well yeah,
maybe you're right

and I know I shouldn't
have lost my tempter

but oh I've got to say

it was spine tinglingly
satisfying.

-Mom!
-[Trish] Oh come on.

I wanted to smack Suki
in the nose for years.

[Nathan laughs]
What's the saying

mom about today's newspaper.

Oh, well, it's, ah, tomorrow's
fish and chip wrapping.

Yes that's right.
So...

Unless it ends up on YouTube.

-That's not helping, dad.
-Sorry.

Well, we're back here so early
so why don't you

just head off to work?

Oh, no I told Layla
that I wasn't coming in today.

But what about
all those deadlines

she was so stressed
about yesterday?

You poor thing.
We must be causing you

-all sorts of problems.
-No, it's fine.

I think she can survive
one day without me.

I want to be with you.

And be twice
as stressed tomorrow?

I'll be fine.
I can handle mom.

Okay. I'll tell Layla
that I am coming in.

-Okay. Bye.
-[Nathan] Bye.

-Hey, thank you so much.
-I owe you.

[Nathan] No worries.

[Layla] Look the producer's
bios are on your desk.

He's thinking of something
with a country twang,

-apparently.
-Right.

So, do you reckon
we should play him the demo

-of Levi's rockabilly stuff?
-Great minds.

I have already sent it.
Hey, but Nath...

-Ooh.
-[Layla] Thank you.

What was that for?

Just saying thank you.

I really do appreciate
that you've come in.

No but hey Nathan,
come back here.

Look we do not want Sammy
getting the wrong idea

and thinking that
there's something going on

between the two of us when
we both know that there isn't.

-[phone rings]
-[clears throat]

[Layla] Steve, hi. Hi.

Yeah, no, no, they're, um,

they're calling back
in an hour.

Yeah, we were actually
thinking rockabilly.

I'll just get Nathan to check.

-Hang on. Hey, Nath?
-Yeah.

[Layla] Are you able to check
the date that I sent

-that demo down to Melbourne?
-Yeah, yeah, sure.

Um just a...

-Sorry.
-[Layla] Sorry.

Sorry just a second.

Um, our best man is on the job
as we speak.

-There.
-Good.

All good so far?

[Artemis] No problem.

-Does it ever get busy?
-Hey, give it a half hour.

This place will be packed.
Don't wish it on yourself.

-[Lexi] Sorry I'm late.
-[Ben] Oh here's trouble.

I got caught up
at the dentist.

Wasn't that
last week's excuse?

-Who's this?
-Oh Artie, this is Lexi.

Artie's Carbo's friend
from Greece.

Oh, Carbo?
Poor you.

I hope he hasn't bored you
to death talking

about V8 engines, has he?

-Niko is not boring.
-How long have you known him?

[Ben] Okay that's enough.

You two are on
the lunch shift together.

You can show Artie
the ropes, right?

Oh, yes, my specialty.
Ropes.

[Ben] Ah, now what?

Did you max out your cap
or something, huh?

Well you've called
ten times today already.

Did you figure stalking her
would be cheaper?

[Carbo] Look it gets busy.

I was worried
she wouldn't cope.

[Ben] No she's not coping.
She's killing it.

And what's more,
she's doing it

without a single bend,
squat, or ogle.

Good.

[Artemis] Thank you.

Niko,
what are you doing here?

Oh just coming in
for a lemonade

before my next delivery.

You're checking on me.

[Carbo] No. Maybe.

Go back to your flowers.

I am fine.

Okay.

She's right.
I better get going.

But did you have to put her
with that Lexi chick?

-[Ben] Relax, she's harmless.
-Harmless?

Remember that time she
challenged us to tequila shots

and you passed out in
the median strip walking home?

-Nude.
-Hey, don't worry about it.

You're being paranoid.

Keeping an eye
on her remember?

You better be.

See you, Artie.

[Lexi]
Are you staying with Carbo?

Mm. Our mothers
are best friends.

You've got to get out more.

But hey it's nice to meet you.

Have another girl
around this place.

Hey, do you wanna
hang out later?

Hang out?
And do what?

As long as there's
cute boys involved,

who cares what we do?

Okay.

Ah, hello there.

[Trish]
How was the obstetrician?

Oh good.
All on track.

My favorite bit of advice,
"Don't overdo it".

Hey look I'm more than happy
to give you a lift home.

Oh don't be ridiculous.
I can walk from here.

Well why did you call a cab?

I said I could walk,
didn't mean I would.

[Julie] Ah, Trish,
I don't want you to feel like

you're on your own in this
so just drop in anytime, okay?

How sweet. I'm free for dinner
tomorrow night as it happens.

Tomorrow night?
That's...

-great. That's a great idea.
-Yes.

[Warney] G'day, Jules.
How's it going?

Great news having me
back on board eh?

-Model employee. Don't worry.
-Employee?

-Uh, uh--
-We haven't been introduced.

Um Trish is just leaving.

Trish. That's it.

You're the lady that's been
in the news lately.

-Julie...
-Dave...

-Warney just, just--
-No, no, no,

I don't mean to pry
but I've been following

this story a bit and I've got
to say that husband of yours,

he sounds like a real tosser.

-Oh.
-Is that right?

[Warney] Yeah.
Well he'd have to be to let go

of a top looking woman
like you.

Must have rocks in his head.

Getting rid of him
must've been the best thing

that ever happened to you.

That's a very astute reading
of the situation um...

-Warne. Stewart Warne.
-[Trish] I'm Trish.

[Warney] Trish.

Ah, well,
if you're going somewhere,

I could give you a lift?

[Julie] Don't you have work
to do?

Employee?

Well no we're finished
for the day, right?

-Uh--
-No you've got a cab coming.

-Oh I can cancel it.
-Thank you, Stewart.

I would love a lift.

Great well come this way.
My chariot awaits.

How could you let that happen?

What...

It's not like I was trying
to hide it.

Oh, oh right.
You just forgot to mention

that you put Warney back
on full time.

No it only happened
this morning.

Look Jules,
we needed someone extra.

I thought you'd be happy that
the business is expanding.

I am happy. I just wish that
someone extra wasn't Warney.

You have to admit
he's earned some trust

you know helping Jake
when he was electrocuted.

Oh he checked his vital signs.

[Dave] No, no he did
much more than that.

[Julie] Oh no all right okay.
So the guy's a legend.

You've obviously
made up your mind.

Just keep him out of our house
and your wallet.

Has Ben been nicking
money again?

No, your father's put Warney
back on full time.

What?
Why?

Jake hasn't resigned has he?

Oh well you know with some
of the management choices

that are being made,
I wouldn't be surprised.

I'm gonna have a bath.

Jake is still working
for you, right?

-Yes.
-So what's mom on about?

Nothing.
Just ignore her.

She'll calm down.

-Did you see him today?
-Yeah, briefly.

He's on a job in Janalli.

Did he ask about me at all?

No, we, ah, pretty much
just talked about work.

Right.

Well if he wants
to be immature,

avoid every chance
he gets to see me,

maintain the rage,
that's fine.

It's just his tough luck.

Yeah.
Nice bloke, hard worker.

No sense
when it comes to women.

No see look there's a typo
on the word mutual.

No just...

-there.
-[Nathan] Ah.

[Layla] Yep.

-Cool.
-Good.

Do you want to have a read
over it before I send it?

No I'm sure
it's perfect as usual.

Well I guess that is me done.

-Nath?
-[Nathan] Yeah?

You just sent that email
to me.

-[Nathan] Oh.
-Got to watch that.

Sending emails
to the wrong person.

-Could get complicated.
-Now I'm done. There we go.

All right well thank you
for coming in.

[Nathan] Ah, it's my job.

-Hey, Nathan?
-Yep?

You know that there is an
easy solution to all of this?

All this what?

-Go home to your wife.
-Okay.

10:30?

Don't tell me Layla has turned
into a morning person?

No she's still there.

I just finished what had
to be done and got out.

Wow.

I think I like this new you.

I, um, I think
I should go to bed.

Coincidence.

I was having exactly
the same thought.

No I--I'll probably
just go to sleep.

I've got to be back at work
first thing in the morning.

-Mmm-hmm.
-Mm.

Well I guess
it is getting kind of late.

[Nathan] Yeah. Are you coming?

Ah, no. I will be in in a sec.

[Nathan] Yep.

We've all got stuff
in our heads

that we don't tell
our partners.

And that isn't lying.
That's just common sense.

[singer] ♪ Let's do it ♪

[upbeat music playing]

[singer] ♪ Wow thing ♪

♪ Wow thing ♪

♪ Shopping at the mall ♪

♪ Looking for something
And get a buy... ♪

No, no!

Ah, what are--
what are you doing?

[dramatic music playing]

[Nathan] Everyone does it.

I know but when you got home
from work

you said
you weren't interested.

[Nathan] No. No I didn't.
I said that I was tired.

Well obviously not that tired.

It was a long day.

I woke up,
I couldn't get back to sleep.

-I just needed to relax.
-And I was asleep.

Exactly. Sam,
I didn't wanna disturb you.

Well you should have.

I could've made you
a herbal tea.

Oh no.

-Nathan.
-Mm.

There's nothing else
I should be worried

about here is there?

No.

[Sammy]
Those things we spoke about,

what Layla said about sleeping
with one person

for the rest of your life,

you said that person was me.

It still is.

That is not sex.

Then what is that?

It's just--
it's a stupid thing guys do.

It doesn't mean anything.
We're just wired differently.

We feel on edge and we have
to do something about it.

-And what got you itching?
-Sorry?

-Who were you thinking about?
-No one.

Oh well there has
to be someone.

-Tell me!
-Oh...

Jessica Simpson.

It's the jiggling.

We really
are wired differently.

-Hey.
-[Carbo] Hey.

-Niko, you know Lexi.
-Yeah, I know Lexi.

-Hey, Niko.
-Ah, Carbo to you.

Um, so what are you
guys doing?

After we finished work,
we hung out for a while.

We had fun.

We thought we'd have
a sleep over.

Yeah, like when we were kids.

Hot chocolate,
sharing secrets.

Artie I think
the kettle's boiled.

Ah, do you want to make us
some coffee?

What did your last slave
die of?

I don't mind.

-Fun girl.
-She's a good girl.

I only met her yesterday
and already it seems

I know her better than you do.

Oh you don't know her at all.

You'd be surprised
at what I do know.

[Artemis] Niko,
I can't find the coffee.

-Did we run out?
-Oh don't worry about it.

I'll get it.

So she slept over,
where, on the sofa?

[Melissa] In Artie's room.

-In Artie's bed.
-What are you saying?

Draw your own conclusions,
my friend.

Well what conclusions
are you drawing?

Well, I can't be sure
but I can tell you this,

Lexi is a wild child

and Artie is from
the island of Lesbos.

[Melissa] That one never
gets old for you does it?

-No.
-Look we're out of coffee.

-Can you get some?
-Get it yourself.

Oh, we've got Trish
coming for dinner

-and all I've got is roast.
-[Dave] I love your roast.

Yeah, well, the book says
that to kill listeria

you've got to cook
at temperatures

above seventy seven degrees
Celsius.

And the problem is?

Well how am I gonna know
when the inside of a roast

is above seventy seven degrees
Celsius?

You just cook it
till it's well done.

Oh I hate well done roast.
Too dry. Well--

Everyone hates well done roast
but I can't risk listeria.

Pregnancy used to be
so simple.

Now you need
a university degree.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Hey. Don't ask.
I'm going to the shed.

[Sammy] Well I guess
I should do some study.

-[Ben] Where's the coffee?
-Mm, I'll see you for dinner?

-Yeah.
-Mm?

Ah, unless you wanna do it
by yourself.

-Eat dinner I mean.
-Hilarious.

An obscure
yet pointed comment.

I don't want to talk about it.
It's extremely private.

Oh you can't just say that
and not give me the juice.

Spill.

Um, Sammy burst in on me
in the bathroom...

having a...

-Oh.
-Oh.

Oh. [laughs]

And you were thinking about...

Jessica Simpson.

Uh. It's the jiggling.

-That's what I thought.
-Yeah.

So what's the problem?

Overwhelming guilt.

Relax, mate.
You're in the clear.

Fantasizing while you're
in a relationship is fine,

so long as it's not someone
that you know,

it's fair play, no betrayal.

Not that I do that anymore.

Mine was always Barbarella.

Oh granddad...

Brigitte Bardot.
What a woman.

It was Jane Fonda.

Oh, yeah.

I'm out of here.

[laughter]

Don't, that tickles!

Stop it.

-Check it out.
-Check what out?

[Carbo] All the touching
and giggling

and the toenail painting.

What's unusual about that?

Nothing if you're from Lesbos.

[Melissa]
I told you it's just

what 18-year-old girls do.

[Carbo] I'm gonna, you know,
read this outside.

Get some fresh air.

Do you ever get the feeling
you're being watched?

-Who by?
-Carbo.

Ah, Niko just worries
about me.

He's like my big brother.
An uncle.

Well if you ask me,
uncle Niko's

got the hots for you big time.

No way.
You don't know him.

I know guys.

Niko's not like that.
He's just protective of me.

Oh, yeah,
he is protective all right

because he likes you.

-He does not!
-Do you want to bet?

-Niko?
-Yes?

Lexi has a great idea
but we need to ask a favor.

I have this friend that's
DJ-ing at Deviate tonight.

-Deviate?
-[Artemis] It's a nightclub.

Lexi says he could put
our names on the door.

It should be a huge night.

[Artemis] It's across town
so we'd need someone

-to give us a lift.
-Wait, wait, you want me

to drive you to a nightclub
called Deviate?

It's just a great place
to dance and meet people.

Sorry can't drive you.
And it's too far by bus

and too exy by cab.
You have to stay here.

We could put
your name on the door

and Ben and Melissa's.

-No. Sorry.
-But why not?

-Why can't you drive?
-I parked the charger

-under a fruit tree yesterday.
-So?

Fruit bat poo all over.
You know I've got to wash

the car or it'll eat
through the duco.

Sorry. There's no way
I'm driving the charger

looking like that.

[whimsical music playing]

-Ow.
-Grow up.

-[Lexi] How does it look?
-We did a good job.

Yeah. Good.

She looks hot, doesn't she?

Hot. Yeah.

So now your car's washed,

you can drive us
to the club, yes?

-Uh--
-Niko.

Please?

Sure, okay.

I have to go inside now.

-Are you okay?
-Yep.

See? I told you it would work.

[Nathan] They say on average
men think about sex

every fifty two seconds.

That's why I decided to do
some work on the weekend.

No distractions.
Nothing to push me

over the fifty two second
average.

-[Layla] Nathan.
-Layla, hey.

Well that's not happiness
to see me.

I... I'm just surprised.
It's a Saturday.

Yeah, well we work Saturdays.

-Quite often.
-Mm, yeah.

Yeah, I know. I just thought,
look I'm done here

-so I should--
-Well great. Please let me

take you out for lunch.
Just as a thank you

for all the hard work
you've been doing lately.

Oh, no it's okay.
I probably should get home.

-[Layla] Nathan?
-Mm?

Look we need
to deal with this.

This tension is ridiculous.

Look it's distracting you

and it's really defocusing me.

Let's just remove the issue.

Defuse the tension.

I'm sorry?

Just do the deed. You know get
this whole silly business

out of the way and move on.

Are you saying what I think
you're saying?

Yeah.

And Nath I'm talking sense.

Look, no one has to know.

I have to go home.
Sammy's waiting for me.

Yeah, no and Sammy will always
be there waiting for you

no matter how we resolve this.

I really have to go.

That's the biggest problem
with forbidden fantasy.

What do you do
if you're offered the chance

to make it come true?

I love you.

I love you too.

Hey, Sam, there's something
I, um, I want to tell you.

I want to get it off my chest.

-What's up?
-Remember when we promised

that we'd be open,
open with each other?

Okay. Ah, now I'm worried.

Did Layla kiss you again?

No. No but I think

she wants to take it further.

-She propositioned you?
-Pretty much.

After everything
you said to her

about respecting
our boundaries?

Mmm-hmm.

She just hates seeing
other people happy.

Her own relationship sucks
so she tries to mess up

everyone else's.

Unbelievable.

[sighs]

And this happened today?

Yeah.

So she propositioned you,

you raced home

and practically
dragged me in here.

This better not be
some weird Layla thing.

What? Sam, no, no, of course,
it's not like that.

-I wanted to be with you.
-[Sammy] Was she the one

you were thinking about
the other night

when I caught you
in the bathroom?

What? No! What... What the...

-Sam, where are you going?
-To have a shower.

[Nathan] I told you this
because we promised honesty.

No secrets. I am being honest.

Yeah, I know
but your timing sucks.

[Nathan]Every fifty two seconds.

-[groans]
-[woman] Are you ready?

[singer] ♪ You keep sayin' ♪

♪ You've got
Somethin' for me ♪

♪ Somethin' you call love
But now confess ♪

[singer] ♪ Confess ♪

[singer] ♪ You've been
'Messin' where ♪

♪ you shouldn't
'Ve been a'messin' ♪

♪ And now someone else
Is getting ♪

♪ All your best ♪

♪ These boots
Are made for walkin' ♪

♪ And that's just
What they'll do ♪

♪ One of these days
These boots ♪

♪ Are gonna walk
All over you ♪

♪ These boots
Are made for walkin' ♪

♪ And that's just
What they'll do ♪

♪ One of these days
These boots ♪

♪ Are gonna walk
All over you ♪

♪ Ya ♪

[Carbo] Mm...

[Ben] What's all the noise,
mate? Sounded like you were

-in a bit of pain.
-Ah, I had a dream.

About Artie.

It's not right.

-I'm going for a run.
-You don't run.

I do now.

-[Dave] Hey, mate.
-[Nathan] Hey.

You all right?

Dad, when you were, um,

when you were younger
and thinner,

obviously this would've
been going back

a little while but, ah, you,

you must've gotten
interests from women, right?

Yeah, when I was younger
and thinner

it happened just occasionally.

What about
after you got married?

Well they're just
not as obvious with it

but they still look,
married or not. I mean,

they're only human, right?

Okay.

What about if it went
further than looking?

Further? How?

I don't know.

Say it just got more intense?

Flirty? How would you
have brushed it off?

Uh, not sure I, uh,

understand what you're asking.

Okay, say that someone

was flirting with you--

Uh, mate it takes
two to flirt.

Maybe you should tell me
what's going on.

Okay um...

There's been a woman
who has been coming on

pretty strongly lately.

And?

And I guess I've been
giving her signals back?

-Anything happened?
-No. No, no, no, no.

I guess it's just gone up
a notch lately.

Okay, I'm not exactly sure
that I understand

what 'up a notch' means
and I'm not going to ask

but I, I will say this.

Look, we all look
at other women.

But a real man,
a man who loves his wife

and respects her,
he doesn't go there.

Ever.

All right?

Do I know her?

Do you know her? No.

No, no,
it's a client from work.

And I'll probably
never see her again.

Probably not a bad idea.

Nathan?

Sorry to disappoint.

Sammy, hi. I'm, um,
if you're looking

for Nathan, he's not here.

No, I was looking for you.

Okay.

Last time we spoke
you asked whether I'd be happy

to sleep with one man
for the rest of my life.

Been playing on your mind
a bit has it?

Well the answers is yes.

I wouldn't just want to.

It's what everyone
should want.

In your opinion.

'Cause we all know
what yours is.

Open relationships
are the way to go, right?

Yeah. And your point is?

It seems to me
it's a good excuse for Steve

to screw around
on you whenever he likes.

Sammy I think you should
probably leave.

And I think you should stay
the hell away

from Nathan.

Me?

I think you should be
more concerned

about what Nathan wants.

If Steve doesn't seem
to want you,

then why would my husband?

Have a good weekend.

[Dave] Okay this roast
is now officially safe

-for pregnant consumption.
-Oh.

Ooh a meat thermometer.

I've always wanted
one of those.

Yes they do come in handy.

Where's Trish?
It's not like her to be late.

[Rachel] No, not when there's
a drink on offer.

[Julie] Hey listen
I've put you next to her.

I hope you don't mind.
I think I need a buffer.

Oh, that's fine.
I'll be closer to the wine.

-[Ted] Something smells good.
-Mm.

Where's Sammy?

Ah, she's gone for a walk.

You haven't given her
a reason to stay away?

[door closes]

Oh, sorry I'm late.

Oh, that's okay. We're still
waiting for your mom anyway.

-We need to talk.
-Yeah, we do.

In private.

[Ted] Okay. What can I do?

Okay Sam, I have done
the wrong thing here,

not sorting out
this Layla situation

-before it went too far.
-You think?

I've come up with a solution
to the problem.

A sexual harassment suit?

I'm going to quit my job.

-What?
-I know you're thinking

that I love that job
and I do but this is just...

-this is way more important.
-All right just shut up,

for a minute Nathan.

Firstly, we can't afford

for you to just quit your job.

Secondly, I'm not angry

about the fact that Layla
came onto you...

Well I am but that's not
the problem here.

I am angry at the fact
that you were tempted.

-I wasn't.
-You were. Just shut up!

It might have only been
for a couple of seconds,

but I know, Nathan.

I was never going to go there.

Besides Sam,
that's why I'm quitting.

And how do I know
this won't happen

-at the next job?
-And the one after that?

Well if it does happen again
then I'll quit that job too.

Don't you get it?
The way you're talking,

it sounds like you don't
even trust yourself

and if you don't trust
yourself, how am I

supposed to trust you?

What do you want me to do?

I want you to go to work

and do your job.

And Layla?

Be a man, Nathan!

God.

You set your boundaries.

Just stick to them.

If you can't control
yourself then...

there's no hope for us.

[bell ringing]

Now we're going to go
and have dinner with mom

and enjoy it.
End of discussion.

[Julie] Starting to get
worried about...

-Evening.
-G'day, Jules.

Hi.

-Come in.
-Wine.

-[Julie] Thanks.
-Thank you.

-[door slams close]
-Sorry we're late.

You all know Stewart?

[Warney] Yes. We go way back.

I think I just lost
my appetite.

Mm.

So this friend of mine,
she's pregnant.

She goes for a checkup

and the girl said
would you like to know

what sex the baby is?

And she said no
but I'd like to know

-who the father is.
-[laughter]

[Ted] An oldie but a goldie.

Okay. I guess I'd better go
to the little boy's room.

-See you soon.
-[Dave] That's good.

That's quite good actually.

Is there something wrong here?

You're all treating Stewart
like he's got a disease.

Well if no one else
is going to say it, I will.

What are you doing
with him, mom?

-What on earth do you mean?
-Um, shall we have

-dessert outside?
-[Julie] Oh, great idea.

Change of scenery.

[Ted] Yeah, I'll light
the mosquito coil.

Um, I'll go and find them.

[Rachel]
I'll bring the coffee.

You're embarrassing yourself.

This is because of dad,
isn't it?

You're trying to keep up
by scoring yourself

-a younger boyfriend.
-Oh, Stewart

is just good company.

Good company right? Mm-hm.

You're friends. I mean
you've got so much in common.

Oh, for God's sake I've barely
known him for a day.

[Sammy] Exactly. One day.

Yet he is your guest
at a family dinner.

In case you haven't noticed
after years

of lying and cheating,

my husband
is not around anymore.

And all I want here
is just to find

some happiness of my own.

Trisha?

Babe?

[Nathan] Fantasies
don't hurt anyone

if they stay fantasies.

What about us?
Do we have happiness?

Yeah, of course we do.

Real life,
real relationships,

they're a lot harder.

Oh, unless you were Ben.

-How do I look?
-Like a dream.

[Nathan] Who was living
his fantasy.

[singer] ♪ Right about now ♪

♪ The funk soul brother ♪

♪ Right 'bout now ♪

♪ 'Bout now, 'bout now ♪

[Nathan] And only needed
to hear one little word

to make it complete.

[singer] ♪ Right about now ♪

♪ The funk soul brother ♪

♪ Check it out now ♪

♪ The funk soul brother ♪

♪ Right about now ♪

♪ The funk... ♪

-You okay?
-Sure.

Just the same guy
who asked you to marry him

and he's still waiting
for you to say yes.

So you're not okay?

Relax. I'm fine.

-Mm?
-Mm.

[Melissa] Hey, what are you
doing? You've got to be hoping

for one slack door bitch
if you're dressing like that.

I'm driving remember?
And there's a game on tonight.

Yeah, we already saw it.

Nil-nil. You fell asleep.

All the more reason
to watch it again.

Okay. I've had enough.

-What?
-Artie.

-[Carbo] What about her?
-You like her.

Just admit it.

Doesn't Artie look great?

[Melissa] Wow.

Ooh you girls look hot.

[Ben] Ring-a-ding-ding.

[Carbo] Ah, just give me
five minutes to get changed.

I'm coming too.

We're going to have
some fun tonight.

[upbeat music playing]

[singer] ♪ I said
I'm looking at you... ♪

Hey. Okay.

-A beer for Benno.
-Cheers.

Vodka and lime soda
for Melissa.

Wine spritzer for Artie.

[speaking Greek]

No worries.

And, uh, a double Irish
whiskey for Lexi.

Cheers, uncle.

[Carbo] You're welcome
and I'm not your uncle

or anyone else's.

Let's dance.

[singer] ♪ Now who
The hell are you? ♪

[laughter]

[singer] ♪ Well now,
Ain't no cheating... ♪

Hey, I think you were right
about those two.

No wishful thinking, mate.

Or maybe not.

[Melissa] Did it ever occur
to you two geniuses

that they might be
playing you?

You and every other guy
in the room?

Come on.

[singer]
♪ If you want it, ow ♪

♪ Now who the hell are you ♪

♪ To treat me like that ♪

♪ I don't care
Where you've been ♪

♪ What you've done
Or where you're at ♪

♪ Now who the hell are you ♪

-♪ To act the way you do? ♪
-Come dance.

Ah, no, I don't dance.

No, I don't.
I really, I should...

I should keep an eye on...

[singer] ♪ Now when I,
Was a little girl ♪

♪ My mama sat me down
And told me ♪

♪ All about the world ♪

[Carbo] Whoa, hey.

[singer] ♪ She told me true ♪

♪ She said one day
You would probably ♪

♪ Break my heart in two ♪

♪ But now I,
I beg to differ baby ♪

Artie, Artie,

I can't do this.

-I can't do it.
-Niko.

-[Ben] Hey Carbo! Carbo, wait.
-What for?

[Ben] They were just
messing with you.

Just make sure
she gets home, okay?

Don't worry about it.

[Nathan] The way I see it,
when we start our lives,

our fantasies are innocent.

Then we grow up
and reality takes over.

Darling I'm exhausted.
Do you mind?

[Dave] That's all right.
You go to bed.

-Chrissy and I'll clean up eh.
-Oh thanks.

[Nathan] For some of us
that's just the way

we want it.
While others never stop

having impossible dreams
of perfection.

Oh.

[Nathan] And other times
dreams really do come true

just when we least expect it.

Niko, I want to say sorry.

For what?

I acted stupid.

Lexi and I were teasing you.

I'm sorry.

Look I'm just a guy, Artie.

I'm not your big brother,

not your uncle.

Just me.

I used to think
I was protecting you.

But now the reason why

I don't like you
acting like that,

dancing like that,
it's because...

I have feelings for you.

You're right, Niko.

You're not related to me
at all.

[Nathan] And then there are
the really sad cases.

The ones who have the dream,

but don't realize it.

Layla?

I'm going to lay down
some rules.

Haven't I heard this before?

This time I want you
to listen.

Well I'm all ears.

First rule, we're colleagues.

We work together. That's all.

Second rule,
no 'doing the deed'

or 'defusing the tension'

or whatever the hell
you want to call it.

Ever.

Are these your rules
or Sammy's?

This has got nothing
to do with Sammy.

Yeah?

Then why are you making
such a big fuss about it?

-You propositioned.
-Yeah,

and you just had to tell her.

Yeah, but she's my wife.

Look you knocked me back.
End of story.

-Forget it okay? I'm fine.
-You are not!

[Layla] Well so quit!

I don't want to quit.

No?

Then why did you
really come here.

[Nathan]It's a universal truth:

fantasies should stay
fantasies.

So what happens
when they don't?

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